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[Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat
theme"]
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Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.
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Come aboard, we're
expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let it flow, it
floats back to you.
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The love boat.
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Soon we'll be
making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure, your
mind on a new romance, and love
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard, it's love.
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[Music playing]
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Hi, welcome aboard.
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Names, please?
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George creighton,
and miss Nancy atwell.
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Mr. George creighton, Memphis,
Tennessee, you're in aloha 273.
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Have a nice cruise.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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And Mr. Creighton, I
have a telegram for you.
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Who'd be sending
me a telegram?
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Maybe it's about
the divorce agreement.
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How about that?
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My wife bugged my office.
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Oh, come on, George.
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It could've been anybody.
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No it was Sarah, all right.
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She's pushing for a
larger settlement.
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Sarah believes you can
get blood out of a stone.
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She already got the blood, now
she's looking for the stone.
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Drop dead, Sarah.
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You'll never get me.
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Your cruise brochure said
your cabins are newly renovated.
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I hope you remembered
to pad the walls.
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I think that might be
Cali reason the booking
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office said to watch out for.
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Ms. Reason.
- Yes.
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Hi, how do you do?
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I'm burle Smith, the
assistant purser.
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I have your cabin
assignment for you.
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No point telling
it to me, Mr. Smith.
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I bump into too many
walls trying to find it.
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You better give it to
my seeing eye lady,
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if she's anywhere around.
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I'm right here
and you know it.
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I'm dora Haley.
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How do you do, ma'am?
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You're in promenade 346,
just through those doors.
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Ms. Reason, if I can
do anything for you--
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what I mean is, if there's
anything special that you want,
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I'm Isaac Washington.
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Yes, there's something
special I want.
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I want you all to
just leave me alone.
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And right now, dora, I
want to go to my cabin.
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I don't know who
that young lady is,
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but she does really mean
all of that, you know.
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What do you mean?
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Poor girl's just hitting out
at everybody in frustration.
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Doesn't seem fair, does it?
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I'm Alan christensen.
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Isaac Washington.
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Gopher Smith.
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How do you do, sir?
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Mr. Christensen, you are
on fiesta deck cabin 280.
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Do you think you could
change that for me?
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I think I'd prefer something
on the promenade deck.
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Hello.
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Hi, I'm Kathy somes.
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Let's see.
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Yes, Kathy somes, sunshine
gardens, New Jersey.
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You're on aloha deck cabin 359.
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Thanks.
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Sunshine garden sounds
like a beautiful town.
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Oh, it's not a town,
it's a nudist camp.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Carson.
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Wendell Carson.
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Oh yes, Mr. Carson.
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Yes, welcome aboard.
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You're on the aloha
deck, cabin 361.
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Thank you.
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Tell me, did I hear right?
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Did that young lady just
say she was a nudist?
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Oh well, no, not exactly.
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She said that she came
here from a nudist camp.
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Do you object to nudists?
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Oh no.
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I believe firmly in everybody's
right to self-expression.
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[Ship horn]
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[Music playing]
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George?
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George, you ready to
come out and play?
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I know Sarah has
bugged this cabin,
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but there are no
microphones in the bathroom.
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Why would there be
a microphone in there?
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- Ssh.
- No, I will not ssh.
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George, you told me
that we were going
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to have this wild and
wonderful time on this cruise.
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We will, we will.
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But we have to whisper.
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No.
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I will not whisper for
three days and two nights.
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Ssh.
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Ms. Atwell, my divorce
is not final yet.
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Therefore, we must be
what we appear to be,
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just very good friends enjoying
an innocent relationship.
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Start being rational.
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Why would your
wife bug our cabin?
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Look.
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I have a woman judge
trying my case.
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She hates men.
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Now, if my wife
ever gets evidence
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that I've been having
an affair, I'll
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be lucky to get
out with my shorts.
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I'll see you on deck
when you finish your hunt.
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Ah yes, anyone who
knows my little Sarah.
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Hi.
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Ms. Reason, I'm talking to you.
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I'm blind, not deaf.
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I heard you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Do you mind if I sit with you?
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I'd rather you didn't.
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Well, I just thought that--
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well, look, Mr.
whatever your name is--
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Alan, Alan christensen.
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I'll make it short and
sweet, Mr. Christensen.
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I'd like to be alone, ok.
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I didn't mean to upset you.
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I'm not upset.
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I'm just not in the mood for
sympathetic conversation.
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Do you mind?
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Not at all.
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I just want to be left alone.
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I'm perfectly self-sufficient.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Good bye, Ms. Reason.
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[Music playing]
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The love boat strikes again.
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Two margaritas and a [inaudible]
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I'll have two margaritas.
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Hi, guys.
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Anybody ever hear the
expression "naked as a jaybird?"
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Sure, not for a long time.
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That's a misnomer, Julie.
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A jaybird is not actually naked.
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Oh, well then, there's
a misnomer "soaking
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up the sun on the fantail."
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Julie, is somebody
back there naked?
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As a jaybird.
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You mean zip?
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Zip.
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Captain, I'll straighten
this matter out.
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Hold it.
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Hold it.
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I don't think you understand.
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Isaac here is a bartender.
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He handles the bar.
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You're a doctor.
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You handle the doctoring.
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I'm the purser.
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I handle the nudists,
right captain?
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Gopher, just take care of
it quickly and tastefully.
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Don't worry, sir.
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And gopher, use
some discretion.
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I don't want a mob
scene on the fantail.
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Now hear this.
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No one follow me.
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We are painting the fantail,
wet paint all over the deck.
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I'm allowed because
these are old shoes.
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[Music playing]
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You're staring,
Mr. Christensen.
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Haven't you ever seen someone
try and read braille before?
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It's Alan, and how
did you know it was me?
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You wear a very
distinctive Cologne.
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Oh, that's quite
a nose you have.
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Well, they like you to
believe that being blind
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is supposed to sharpen
all your other senses.
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Much fascinating.
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Not from where I sit.
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And if you're going
to say I'm sorry--
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don't tell me you
can hear me think, too.
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No, that doesn't come
with the territory.
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Ms. Reason--
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as long as we're
talking, the name is Cali.
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Will you have dinner
with me tonight, Cali?
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Hold it.
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Did I say something wrong?
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Just don't be a boy scout.
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I've got all the help I need.
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Oh, I wasn't
trying to be helpful.
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You're a very beautiful
woman and I'd be honored.
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I assume you do eat.
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How about it?
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Dinner?
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Well, i--
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Cali?
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Are you all right, Cali?
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Fine.
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Alan, this is dora Haley.
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Dora, this is Alan christensen.
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How do you do?
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How do you do, dora?
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It's about time
to dress for dinner.
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It's hard to convince her
that she's just a hired hand.
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She thinks she's my mother.
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What I think is I should have
a chain and whip to handle you
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Alan, you've got
a date for dinner.
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Oh, that's great.
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Miss?
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Yes, miss?
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi.
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I'm Kathy.
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Hi, Kathy.
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Hi.
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That's all right, don't get up.
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What's the matter?
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You look pale.
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Well, I pale easily.
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You're not
embarrassed, are you?
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Oh no, I'm not embarrassed.
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I'm having fun.
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You know, my father founded
a nudist camp in the sunshine
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gardens so that
people could get away
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from the hypocrisy of clothes.
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It's almost a religion with us.
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Oh hey, me, too.
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I'm devoutly in favor
of getting naked.
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Well then, why
don't you join me?
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I can't.
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I freckle.
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Kathy, you know what's sad?
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Not everybody has the healthy
attitude that we do about how
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religious it is to go starkers.
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What are you trying to say?
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Well, I hate to do it, but
I'm going to have to ask you
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to put on at least a bikini.
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I'd never wear one of those.
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They're the most disgusting,
immoral garments ever made.
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I mean, you have to
admit it yourself.
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They don't hide sex,
they emphasize it.
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Only if they're made right.
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But please, really,
this is my job.
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I don't like to do it,
but if I could just--
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oh.
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Oh, come on.
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You must have seen a
female body before.
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Thought I had,
but I was wrong.
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I thought so.
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I didn't touch her.
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Forcing her to put clothes on.
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Oh, well--
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not really.
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I had enough sun for the day.
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Look, you are a fare-paying
passenger, just like
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everybody else on this ship.
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And you're entitled to
your share of deck space
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to do with what you wish.
264
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,344
Now, you give them an inch.
265
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,721
That's all I'm asking
for, an inch, two tops.
266
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:28,849
You have your rights under
the first amendment, miss sue.
267
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:29,558
Kathy.
268
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,268
Right, Kathy.
269
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,396
And we'll take this to the
supreme court, if necessary.
270
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,523
Are you an attorney?
271
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:39,193
Well, as a matter of fact,
Wendell Carson, esquire,
272
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:42,530
freedom rights counsel.
273
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:48,035
Miss Kathy will be down here
tomorrow morning to sunbathe
274
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,287
without a robe, right Kathy?
275
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,331
Absolutely.
276
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,209
And if you try to stop
her, this ship, and you,
277
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,086
will be slapped with a
million dollar lawsuit.
278
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,351
[Music playing]
279
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,446
Isaac, give me
a double scotch.
280
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,157
Be ready for a refill.
281
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,660
Coming.
282
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,287
Is anything wrong?
- Sure is.
283
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,413
I've got to get out of my cabin.
284
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,081
What's wrong with your cabin?
285
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,291
There's a bug in it.
286
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,418
Well, Mr. Creighton, I see
that you are [inaudible]..
287
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,961
Why don't you make
the bug move out?
288
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:39,962
This is serious, Isaac.
289
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:45,759
My wife planted a
microphone in my room.
290
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,970
How much trouble do you think it
would be to get another cabin?
291
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:48,929
Impossible.
292
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,139
This cruise is all sold out.
293
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:57,479
Why don't you have someone
come to your cabin and scan it?
294
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,523
Hm?
295
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,484
Have someone scan your
cabin for listening devices.
296
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,903
Oh, it's very simple.
297
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,113
We're in the middle
of the pacific ocean.
298
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,825
It's a little difficult to
just send out for something.
299
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,786
Well, it just so
happens that there's
300
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:19,001
an electronics expert onboard,
and you're speaking to her.
301
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:19,752
You are?
302
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,337
Uh-huh.
303
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,340
You wouldn't have your
scanning equipment with you,
304
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,008
would you?
305
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,344
As a matter of fact, I do.
306
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,180
You see, I was supposed to do
this job when we stop mazatl n.
307
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,222
Yeah.
308
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,100
Could you go down to my
cabin right after dinner
309
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,728
and do whatever
you do with bugs?
310
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:41,815
Well, I don't think that--
311
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,693
come on, please.
312
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,612
Well, maybe I could.
313
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,031
Oh, thank you, Ms.--
314
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,824
vale, Marion vale.
315
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,618
You're saving my life.
316
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,204
Did you hear that, Sarah?
317
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:55,913
You're finished.
318
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,956
Finished, I tell you.
319
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:58,957
Finished.
320
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,292
Finished.
321
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,337
[Music playing]
322
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:11,970
It's a lovely ship, isn't it?
323
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:16,100
And everybody looks so
nice, even in clothes.
324
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:19,144
Incidentally, I haven't
had a chance to thank
325
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,771
you for coming to my defense.
326
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,565
I believe in a person's
right to self-expression.
327
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:27,277
Then you may have another
chance to defend me tomorrow.
328
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,696
It's my pleasure.
329
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:29,571
Good.
330
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,199
Now, how about a
little walk on deck?
331
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,534
Ok.
332
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,786
They tell me it's a great
place for self-expression
333
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:36,620
even at night.
334
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,585
Sir, she's getting
up over there.
335
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,004
Oh, so that's our nudist.
336
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,009
Very attractive young lady.
337
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:53,846
And you're seeing her
with her clothes on.
338
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,097
I want you to know,
gopher, that you
339
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,766
did an excellent job
handling a potentially
340
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,102
embarrassing situation.
341
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,855
Congratulations.
342
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,233
The captain thinks you have
everything under control.
343
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,110
It's an ugly situation.
344
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,988
If I don't stop her, captain
will come down on me.
345
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,657
And if I do, I get sued
for a million bucks.
346
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,535
A million bucks?
347
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,953
And I think I'm going
to tell you something
348
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,997
that I have never told anyone.
349
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:20,956
Ok.
350
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,291
Keep this in the
strictest confidence.
351
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,959
You've got it.
352
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:27,504
I don't have a million dollar.
353
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,006
Well, maybe you can raise it.
354
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,842
If she goes through
with the nudie bit,
355
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:32,801
you could sell tickets.
356
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,348
Somehow you don't
sound like a rancher.
357
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,558
Tell me about your place.
358
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,478
Right now, i'd
rather talk about you.
359
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,522
Well, up until 10 months
ago, I was a designer,
360
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,317
very high fashion, and--
361
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,818
mm, foods here.
362
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,986
Smells wonderful.
363
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,530
Steak is at 6
o'clock, potatoes at 3,
364
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,491
and there's a mess
that runs from 9 to 12.
365
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,159
I think it's succotash.
366
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,912
Oh, Alan, you're
something else.
367
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:02,289
Oh, that's a beautiful sound.
368
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,958
I was beginning to think I
was never going to hear it.
369
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,086
Well, I haven't had too
much to laugh at lately.
370
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,837
Well, we're going to have
to do something about that,
371
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,797
aren't we?
372
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,176
Everything looks so good.
373
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,345
What are you going
to have, darling?
374
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,096
What are you doing?
375
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:22,434
Sarah just might have had
somebody bug this flower vase.
376
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,561
I wouldn't put it past her.
377
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,854
Sarah, if you can
hear me, you're
378
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,732
not going to get one penny more
than our lawyers agreed on.
379
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,526
And you know why?
380
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,610
Because I'm innocent.
381
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:32,528
Miss atwell and I are
just very good friends.
382
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,364
Tell her.
383
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,867
George, there are
people staring at you.
384
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,705
I was just talking
to the ashes of
385
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,834
my poor, dearly departed wife.
386
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:51,380
Well, she was a
very small woman.
387
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,048
You're absolutely
ruining this cruise.
388
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:55,634
I thought it was
going to be romantic.
389
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,262
It will be romantic as
soon as we get the bugs out.
390
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,144
Good evening, Mr. Creighton.
391
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,728
Just the person
I was looking for.
392
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,772
I need this scanned.
393
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:12,150
Marion is an electronics expert.
394
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,443
I'm sure.
395
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:17,447
George, would you please come
and sit down at your own table?
396
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,283
Just a sec, hon.
397
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,286
Well, what do you
think of this olive?
398
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,121
The way they're making
transistors today,
399
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,747
there could be a
whole radio station
400
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,749
right there in that pimento.
401
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,334
Are you in there, Sarah?
402
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,419
Sarah, are you here?
403
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,211
Sarah?
404
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:46,518
Well, unless I start
spouting the 8 o'clock,
405
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,269
that was an innocent olive.
406
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:59,156
Now because of that, I feel
the freedom of expression
407
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,285
is one of the most important
issues of our time.
408
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,412
I feel very deeply about it.
409
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,080
You're fascinating, Wendell.
410
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:07,581
I love to hear you talk.
411
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,167
You do?
412
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:16,590
You're like a crusader, like
a knight on a white charger,
413
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:20,218
going around protecting people.
414
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,970
I've really enjoyed
this whole evening.
415
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,221
Yeah, me, too.
416
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,640
Ah, there you are.
417
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,476
I have the answer to
our problem, Kathy.
418
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:30,479
Look, a nice, little sunlamp.
419
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,564
Now you can bathe
right in your cabin,
420
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,149
get all that can you want.
421
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:37,569
No fuss, no muss, no problem.
422
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,321
No dice.
423
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,530
Nope.
424
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,617
We'll be on the sundeck at
11 o'clock tomorrow morning.
425
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,451
Good night, Kathy.
426
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:45,160
Good night.
427
00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,286
Good night, Wendell.
428
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,666
It's really, very nice.
429
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,001
I like him a lot.
430
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,420
Do you really think he'd slap
a million dollar lawsuit on me?
431
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,421
Definitely.
432
00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,759
Well, then won't you
reconsider, please?
433
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,053
Well, I'm sorry I can't
be more convincing.
434
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,013
It's just that
I've had absolutely
435
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,765
no training in how
to talk a pretty girl
436
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:07,683
into keeping her clothes on.
437
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:14,398
[Music playing]
438
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:18,360
George.
439
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:22,030
Just a minute, hon.
440
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:22,406
I'm waiting for you.
441
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,836
George, what are you doing?
442
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,921
I thought I'd found a
hidden microphone wire,
443
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,131
but it was only a
bump in the carpet.
444
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:39,881
[Knock on door]
445
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,800
What's that?
446
00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,303
I ordered a
bottle of champagne.
447
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:49,391
Because even if you can't
remember to be romantic, I can.
448
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,101
[Knock on door]
449
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:54,646
George, the least you
can do is answer the door.
450
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:01,653
Hi.
451
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,071
Remember me?
452
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,033
Oh, am I glad to see you.
453
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,036
Now, why don't you
start behind the bed.
454
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,954
Would you mind getting out
of there just for a minute,
455
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:11,747
please?
456
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,457
No.
457
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:16,918
I will not get out of
here just for a minute.
458
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,755
I came on this cruise
with you because you said
459
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,090
we were going to have such
a lovely time together,
460
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,884
just the two of us.
461
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,802
And now, all of a sudden,
it's you, me, and an engineer.
462
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,597
I found it.
463
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,931
Aha.
464
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,308
I knew it.
465
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:35,312
I knew that money-hungry
Sarah would bug this cabin.
466
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,648
Ok, we found it.
467
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:39,900
The problem's over, right?
468
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,109
Wrong.
469
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,778
If there's one bug,
there's got to be more.
470
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,362
You're right, George.
471
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:48,116
There is another, and you're it.
472
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,993
You're crazy.
473
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:50,869
Look.
474
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,746
I have a solution.
475
00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:57,209
Why don't the two of you
both trade cabins with me?
476
00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:00,962
That way, if there is
another bug, it won't matter.
477
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,589
What a great idea.
478
00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,466
No, it is not a great idea.
479
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:09,638
This is my cabin and I
am staying right here.
480
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:13,391
Why don't we start by
eliminating her as a suspect.
481
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:21,399
Nancy, I'm happy to
tell you, you're clean.
482
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,906
I'm getting out
of this asylum.
483
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,992
You're both crazy, and
first thing tomorrow,
484
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,411
I am leaving this ship and you.
485
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:39,960
[Music playing]
486
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,018
Alan, you're making
me feel guilty.
487
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,854
You should be out there dancing.
488
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,063
You're right, the two
of us should be out there.
489
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,357
Oh, I'm serious.
490
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,234
You've been very sweet, but
I don't expect you to babysit
491
00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:06,111
me for the rest of the cruise.
492
00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:06,987
Now go out there and enjoy.
493
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,655
Now Cali, you
can't be that blind.
494
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,948
What?
495
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:13,285
I ought to enjoy myself,
just being with you.
496
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,661
I wish I could see
what you looked like.
497
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:17,497
You'd see a happy face.
498
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:18,957
Now, how about dancing?
499
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,626
Alan, I'm not wearing
these glasses as a disguise.
500
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,378
So your sight's
gone, but there's
501
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:24,129
nothing wrong with your feet.
502
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:26,631
You've got fantastic legs.
503
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,301
Now come on, how about a dance?
504
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:30,051
All right, you
silver-tongued devil.
505
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,553
You asked for it.
506
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,310
Oh Alan, I'm scared.
507
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,728
Don't worry.
508
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:40,145
I'll be with you every second.
509
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,397
Now come on.
510
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,316
Things I do to keep
you men folk happy.
511
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,750
Cali looks like she's
having a real good time.
512
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:02,709
Yes.
513
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,961
Alan had a good idea.
514
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,213
[Inaudible]
515
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,005
Yeah.
516
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:15,847
I've forgotten how
much I love to dance.
517
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:21,937
Alan, where are you?
518
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,272
Alan, help me.
519
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,232
Where are you?
520
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,942
Where did you go, Alan?
521
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:27,692
It's all right,
Cali, I'm here.
522
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:28,818
It's all right.
It's all right.
523
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:29,486
Get me out of here now.
524
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:30,570
Cali, it's all right.
525
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,404
No, no, no.
526
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,031
Get me out of here now.
527
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:34,282
I knew it.
528
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,784
I never should have let
you talk me into this.
529
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,952
Cali, come on.
530
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,787
Don't say anything, just
take me back to the cabin.
531
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:42,540
That's where I should have
stayed from the beginning.
532
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,755
[Music playing]
533
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:58,306
Pa: Welcome to mazatl n.
534
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,767
It's sunny and 78 degrees.
535
00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:04,604
Land tours will be
leaving in one half hour.
536
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,439
Be careful what
you say, George.
537
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,108
Sarah may have bugged
a passing whale.
538
00:26:08,191 --> 00:26:09,484
Good bye, George.
539
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:12,153
And I just want you to
know, it has been terrible.
540
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,321
One more thing.
541
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:14,531
What?
542
00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:22,497
As you walked away, your
hair glistened in the sunlight,
543
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:25,125
and it suddenly occurred
to me that Sarah
544
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,084
might have bugged your comb.
545
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,005
Hello?
546
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:30,797
Hello, Sarah?
547
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,816
It's no use, Alan.
548
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,443
She won't see anybody.
549
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:55,113
Well, she can't spend the
rest of the cruise in her cabin.
550
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,364
But you know our friend Cali.
551
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,198
She just might.
552
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:06,374
That was Alan, wasn't it?
553
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:10,003
It still is.
554
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:11,004
Alan, please, go away.
555
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:13,882
Now, what did I do
that was so terrible?
556
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,175
It's not you, it's me.
557
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:17,302
I'm no good to anybody.
558
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:18,178
Don't I get a vote on that?
559
00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:20,263
Oh, Alan, please.
560
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,557
Just let me curl up
here where it's safe,
561
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,184
where no one can get at me.
562
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:25,352
No.
563
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:26,144
Why?
564
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,608
Come ashore with me, Cali.
565
00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:32,609
Let me show you mazatl n.
566
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:36,905
Oh god, what are you
trying to do to me?
567
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:40,116
Show me mazatl n,
how can I see it?
568
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,701
I'll see it for you, Cali.
569
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:45,080
I'll be your eyes.
570
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:46,581
Don't you ever give up?
571
00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:48,917
Do you really want me to?
572
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,085
I don't know.
573
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,087
Come on.
574
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:52,837
Let's go see matzal n.
575
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,467
Trust me.
576
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,392
Kathy, come on.
577
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:06,893
You cannot do this.
578
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:09,354
Would you please
put some clothes on?
579
00:28:09,437 --> 00:28:10,605
Why, gopher?
580
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:13,108
I paid my fare and
I'm getting sun,
581
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,526
just like any other passenger.
582
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:15,276
Not quite.
583
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,488
Doc, doc, I'm glad you're here.
584
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:26,413
Doc, tell her the
is bad for her.
585
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,957
Oh, gopher's right, Kathy.
586
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,751
The rays are very bad for you.
587
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,379
They can be very damaging,
dry out your skin,
588
00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:37,132
cause blotching and wrinkles.
589
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:38,425
Hear that?
590
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:39,926
Man's a doctor, has a
diploma and everything.
591
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:46,307
On the other hand, it also
has vitamin d, makes people--
592
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,517
look over here, gopher.
593
00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,062
Thank you.
594
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,147
For your scrapbook?
595
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:53,481
No, for the jury.
596
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,774
The jury?
597
00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,234
Evidence of discrimination
against Ms. Somes.
598
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:58,153
Wait a minute.
599
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,155
A blanket is discrimination?
600
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,364
Gopher, I insist that
she gets the same treatment
601
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,575
as everyone else.
602
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:05,869
Wendell, believe me, I am
treating her just as I would
603
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,287
any other naked passenger.
604
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:09,497
Right, doc?
605
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,248
Doc.
606
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:10,665
Yes.
607
00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:11,833
Right, yes.
608
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:15,837
Kathy, you don't
have to wear your robe.
609
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,005
Take it off.
610
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:18,173
Ok, I was just trying to
save her from imprisonment
611
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:19,883
in a foreign jail.
612
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:20,925
What are you talking about?
613
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,677
Well, we've now
entered Mexican waters
614
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,888
and they have very strict
laws about young ladies
615
00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,056
parading around in
their birthday suit,
616
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,183
and the laws prevail
here, counselor.
617
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:31,269
How are you going to
establish her American rights
618
00:29:31,352 --> 00:29:33,438
on foreign soil?
619
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,356
Maybe he's got
a point, Wendell.
620
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,734
They'll put her away
for life, Wendell.
621
00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:40,445
In this great country, se or,
even skinny dipping can throw
622
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:41,654
you right into El slammer.
623
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:44,157
Well, we have plenty
of time on the trip.
624
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,159
Sure.
625
00:29:46,242 --> 00:29:47,744
We can go ashore
and see the sites.
626
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:49,287
Good idea.
627
00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,205
Much better than being one.
628
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,877
All you did was
postpone the problem.
629
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:00,465
What are you going to do
when we get out of Mexico?
630
00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:02,050
Well doc, you've got
to look at the situation
631
00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:03,134
optimistically.
632
00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:04,594
A lot of good
things could happen.
633
00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:05,720
What?
634
00:30:05,803 --> 00:30:08,264
Well, coming out of the
harbor, the ship could
635
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:12,352
hit a rock and sink,
or be torpedoed,
636
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:13,686
do for some kind of good luck.
637
00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,990
Oh hello, Mr. Creighton.
638
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,242
Oh hello, Ms. Vale.
639
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,369
Mr. Creighton, you
know, I've been thinking.
640
00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:32,580
We found that one bug in
your cabin last night.
641
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:35,416
But like you said,
there is always
642
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,710
the possibility of another.
643
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:41,256
Doesn't make much
difference anymore.
644
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:45,927
Half of what they wanted to
overhear just got off the ship.
645
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:46,719
Oh.
646
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,891
I am sorry.
647
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,893
I guess maybe I should have
gotten off the ship, too.
648
00:30:56,813 --> 00:31:00,275
Being on a cruise
alone is much fun.
649
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:03,903
Yes, I know.
650
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:05,029
I'm finding that out.
651
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:17,834
I don't want to be pushy, but
as long as we're both alone,
652
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,587
maybe we can have dinner.
653
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:24,841
Misery loves company.
654
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,175
Ok.
655
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,635
Let's make it about 7:00.
656
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,971
And maybe you ought
to get there about
657
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:34,601
15 minutes early to check for
microphones in the minestrone.
658
00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:36,603
Mr. Creighton,
you really don't
659
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,314
think your wife has planted
more bugs on the ship, did you?
660
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,940
Oh yes, but where?
661
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:49,907
Pa: All visitors ashore, our
ship sails in 15 minutes.
662
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:55,705
(Singing) La cucaracha,
da, da, da, da, da.
663
00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:59,167
La cucaracha, la cucaracha.
664
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,919
Ole.
665
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,504
Now, what makes me think
you had a great time?
666
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:06,758
Oh, I think it was perfect.
667
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,051
How did you know it was me?
668
00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:09,886
She never forgets a voice.
669
00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:10,595
What can I get for you?
670
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:12,639
Dos margaritas, por favor.
671
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:16,184
She's also a linguist.
672
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:18,102
Don't mess around
with Cali reason.
673
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,855
Is this a crowded bar
or can anyone sit in?
674
00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:21,731
Oh hi, dora.
675
00:32:21,814 --> 00:32:22,523
How about a drink?
676
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:24,525
[Inaudible] Refuse.
677
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,444
You think you've
heard Spanish before?
678
00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:28,279
I'll show you Spanish.
679
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,864
Watch this, Isaac.
680
00:32:29,947 --> 00:32:33,451
Make it tres margaritas.
681
00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:34,243
[Laughs]
682
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,454
Oh, dora.
683
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:43,378
I have seen mazatl n a way
nobody's ever seen it before.
684
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,421
And that's only the beginning.
685
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:48,299
Tonight, I've arranged
to show you a moon
686
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:50,134
that you're not
going to believe.
687
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,052
I can't wait.
688
00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:57,684
Pa: Ladies and
gentlemen, we hope you
689
00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,144
enjoyed your stay in mazatl n.
690
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:12,490
Man, I've never been so sorry
to leave Mexico in my life.
691
00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:13,866
Any minute, that nudie
and her lawyer boyfriend
692
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:17,245
are going to be right
up here on deck.
693
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:18,204
You're probably right.
694
00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:19,831
We're already passed
the 12 mile limit.
695
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:24,419
Gopher for your
information, Ms. Somes
696
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,796
intends to sunbathe
right now and right here
697
00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:28,798
among the other passengers.
698
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:30,091
Wait.
699
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,718
Aren't you going to wait till
we're out of Mexican waters?
700
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,261
We've been underway
for over an hour.
701
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,847
But slowly, Wendell, slowly.
702
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,265
There's an oil shortage.
703
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:40,560
I mean, we can't be
that far out yet.
704
00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:42,645
Oh look, I can still
see the mountains
705
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:47,608
and the church steeple
and the enchilada field.
706
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:48,568
I don't see it.
707
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:53,322
Well, it's probably
hazy where you are.
708
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,993
Now, can't you just
hear that mariachi band?
709
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,453
The trumpet's too much, huh?
710
00:33:58,536 --> 00:33:59,871
[Trumpet noise]
711
00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:02,749
Forget it, gopher.
712
00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:04,292
May I make a suggestion?
713
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:08,296
We're not interested in
any more disapproval, Isaac.
714
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:09,672
Oh, I don't disapprove.
715
00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:10,965
I'm very much in favor
of self-expression,
716
00:34:11,048 --> 00:34:14,385
but I think you're
blowing your best shot.
717
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,137
If Ms. Somes
disrobes here, she is
718
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:20,850
going to be put into
confinement until we reach port.
719
00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:24,061
At sea, the captain
has complete authority.
720
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:27,106
There is no first amendment.
721
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,649
So you wouldn't be
testing her rights,
722
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,194
you'd only be breaking the law.
723
00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:35,323
Well, we still would
be making a statement.
724
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:39,660
Yeah sure, but wouldn't it
be much more effective to do it
725
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:42,121
in American waters,
where the first amendment
726
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,332
is supposed to protect her?
727
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:47,126
Like tomorrow morning,
right as the ship
728
00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:50,755
is making its approach
into Los Angeles harbor.
729
00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:52,006
It might be better.
730
00:34:52,089 --> 00:34:54,091
I mean, I don't want to spend
the rest of the trip locked
731
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:57,428
up, and maybe for nothing.
732
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:58,513
Ok, then that's what we'll do.
733
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,392
Yeah.
734
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,061
Postponed at least
until tomorrow.
735
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:07,980
Better than that, I've
postponed it permanently.
736
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:11,025
Listen, tomorrow
morning at dawn,
737
00:35:11,108 --> 00:35:13,277
we're going to be
hitting a rain storm,
738
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,612
and that storm is
going to follow
739
00:35:14,695 --> 00:35:16,572
us all the way into port.
740
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:17,907
So they're out of business.
741
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,575
Eh.
742
00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:20,368
You saved it.
743
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,537
Eh.
744
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:23,454
[Inaudible]
745
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,623
Yes.
746
00:35:25,706 --> 00:35:28,209
About that little nudity
problem, completely in hand.
747
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,502
Well, I'm glad to hear it.
748
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,504
That's the second piece
of good news I've had.
749
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,130
I just received word
that the big rainstorm
750
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,132
is going to miss us.
751
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:34,799
We'll be going into
port tomorrow morning
752
00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:36,759
under bright, sunny skies.
753
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:52,275
[Music playing]
754
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:04,537
Nancy got mad because
I wasn't romantic.
755
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:07,456
Now that I feel
romantic, she's gone.
756
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,625
Do you still miss her?
757
00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:10,960
No.
758
00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:12,336
Maybe I feel romantic
because you're here instead.
759
00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:24,640
Hey, let's say after this
dance, we go down to my cabin
760
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:26,726
for a little nightcap?
761
00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:30,855
That might be fun.
762
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:31,439
Oh, damn.
763
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:32,773
I forgot, we can't.
764
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:36,611
My cabin may be bugged.
765
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,404
Well, there's always my cabin.
766
00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:48,122
Cheer up, gopher.
767
00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:49,248
How can I?
768
00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:51,959
If I don't stop the nudie,
the captain will throw
769
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,295
me over the side, and if I do--
770
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,881
they sue you for
a million bucks.
771
00:36:56,964 --> 00:37:01,010
Maybe they could take it
out of my salary, $2 a week.
772
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:02,637
How long would that take?
773
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,096
Including leap year?
774
00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:11,187
Oh, Isaac, you
have the right idea.
775
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,021
We radioed ahead.
776
00:37:12,104 --> 00:37:13,314
There's going
to be a helicopter
777
00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,691
with photographers over the
ship as we enter the harbor.
778
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,484
Thank you, Isaac.
779
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:24,158
I never thought
they'd go that far.
780
00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:25,743
There's got to be
a way to stop them.
781
00:37:25,826 --> 00:37:28,829
Ok, $2 a week
for a year is $100.
782
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,207
In 10 years, it's $1,000.
783
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:33,584
In 100 years, it's $10,000.
784
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:37,713
So I would only owe them
$990,000, unless, of course,
785
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,757
I get a raise.
786
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,009
There is something
that could stop them.
787
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:42,927
They seem to be in love.
788
00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:45,262
What good would that do?
789
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,139
So they get married and raise a
whole bunch of sunburned kids.
790
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,307
So what?
791
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:51,018
My suggestion is that you
buy a bottle of champagne.
792
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:52,603
Get zonked out
of my gourd, right.
793
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:53,062
No, no.
794
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:55,773
Send it to them.
795
00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:59,944
Yeah, maybe one thing
will lead to another.
796
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:02,738
And then let the
decision be theirs.
797
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,907
You're suggesting I
take my last paycheck
798
00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,534
and spend it on a bottle
of champagne for the nudie?
799
00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,703
Yes.
800
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:11,330
Isaac, how come I'm the one
with all the mental pressure
801
00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:12,665
and you're the one that's
having the mental breakdown?
802
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:15,710
Trust me.
803
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:16,627
Have I ever let you down?
804
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:22,425
Before I'm overdue.
805
00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,301
That movie is so big.
806
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:27,388
If you stood on tiptoe, I
think you could touch it.
807
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:33,394
If you really want it,
I'll get it for you, Cali.
808
00:38:55,332 --> 00:38:58,794
You're gentle and
you're good, Alan,
809
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:02,465
and your voice makes me
feel warm and protected.
810
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:14,060
This is our last night.
811
00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:17,313
Tomorrow, it's back to reality.
812
00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:17,938
I know.
813
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,106
Let's not talk about it.
814
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,734
It'll be here soon enough.
815
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:26,655
I want to take you home with
me, Cali, show you my ranch.
816
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,532
Maybe I can come
and visit some day.
817
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:33,496
Not some day, and
not for a visit.
818
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:37,083
I'm asking you to
marry me, Cali.
819
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:41,128
Don't say no yet,
not till I finish.
820
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:45,800
You're what I
wanted all my life.
821
00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:47,760
Oh dear, Alan.
822
00:39:47,843 --> 00:39:49,845
Look at me.
823
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:53,808
I'm black and I'm blind.
824
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,810
Really, look at me.
825
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,645
I am looking, Cali.
826
00:39:57,728 --> 00:40:03,109
And what I see is a beautiful
woman, a woman that I love.
827
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:06,278
It's not that simple.
828
00:40:06,362 --> 00:40:08,989
What about other people?
829
00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,282
What do you think folks
in that town of yours
830
00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:13,953
is going to say when you tell
them you married a black woman?
831
00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:15,538
We just won't tell them.
832
00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:19,166
We'll say you're
the new housekeeper.
833
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,585
Wonderful.
834
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:22,837
And what do you
say to the preacher
835
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,046
when he finds out
you're sleeping
836
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,506
with the new housekeeper?
837
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:26,882
I'll just tell him
it's the only way
838
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,802
I can get you to do windows.
839
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:30,803
Oh, Alan.
840
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:37,852
I think you just made me
an offer I can't refuse.
841
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:41,564
[Music playing]
842
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:52,032
Kathy, I think you're
a very special girl.
843
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:59,415
Very special in every way.
844
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,625
Would you testify
to that under oath?
845
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:02,751
Yes, I would.
846
00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:12,219
Well, good night.
847
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:13,262
Good night.
848
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:29,904
Wendell, gopher sent a bottle
of champagne down to my room.
849
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:30,237
He did?
850
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,822
Yeah.
851
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,073
Card says it's for
both of us, so I really
852
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,452
shouldn't drink it alone.
853
00:41:36,535 --> 00:41:40,080
No, that would be bad
manners, wouldn't it?
854
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,124
Even under the
first amendment.
855
00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,595
You know, I really
started feeling
856
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:56,222
less paranoid about
the bugging right
857
00:41:56,305 --> 00:42:00,434
after Nancy left the ship.
858
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,853
I wonder if I was
overreacting because I
859
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:06,774
really didn't want Nancy.
860
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:09,276
How do you feel now?
861
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,280
About as opposite as possible.
862
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:16,617
I'm glad.
863
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,870
I haven't felt this
good in a long, long time.
864
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:32,633
Maybe it's because in
your cabin, I feel safe.
865
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,185
[Music playing]
866
00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:48,065
Oh, there it is.
867
00:42:48,148 --> 00:42:48,774
Here it comes.
868
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,239
Hey, it's here.
869
00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:57,408
Bright and early.
870
00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:58,576
Oh, good.
871
00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,994
Thanks for the
champagne, gopher.
872
00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:02,329
Oh hey, my pleasure.
873
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,205
We've got a great
day for it, huh?
874
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,165
Lots of good light.
875
00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:06,750
We can get a lot of
real sharp pictures.
876
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,002
You're going to be
in all the papers.
877
00:43:08,085 --> 00:43:10,504
Nothing to start an
album with, right?
878
00:43:10,587 --> 00:43:11,630
Man, if you two
ever have a family,
879
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:14,300
boy, those kids will sure
have something to take
880
00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,176
to school for show and tell.
881
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,387
Yeah, they guys at the office
will get a kick out of it, too.
882
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,722
Yeah, Kathy's
picture will probably
883
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:23,100
be pinned up in every bar
room wall coast to coast.
884
00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:25,519
Well this is hoping some
way that the first amendment
885
00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:28,856
gets a little plug, you know?
886
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:32,067
Kathy, I don't think
this is a very good idea.
887
00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:35,362
Well-- well, that is--
888
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:40,784
what I mean, I don't want
everybody looking at you, uh--
889
00:43:43,370 --> 00:43:45,748
what I'm trying to say is--
890
00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:46,623
you said it.
891
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:47,875
I did?
892
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,418
Yeah.
893
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:52,796
I did.
894
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,257
Hey, guys,
[Inaudible] On land.
895
00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,472
Maybe some other time.
896
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:04,516
It's a little chilly this
morning for self-expression.
897
00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:07,853
[Laughs]
898
00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:12,232
Isaac, you are
a genius, my man.
899
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:13,150
I know, I know.
900
00:44:13,233 --> 00:44:15,569
And there's nothing
I can do about it.
901
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,829
Marion?
902
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,289
Be right there.
903
00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:48,352
Morning.
904
00:44:48,352 --> 00:44:50,396
What the hell is this?
905
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:58,362
I'm a private detective.
906
00:44:58,445 --> 00:45:01,949
Your wife hired me.
907
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:05,327
You bugged my cabin?
908
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,912
Why did you bug yours?
909
00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:09,248
You couldn't
possibly have known--
910
00:45:09,331 --> 00:45:10,791
I didn't.
911
00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:14,044
I set this up for you
and your friend, Nancy.
912
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:20,092
That's why I offered the two
of you my cabin last night.
913
00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:22,302
All set up for old dumbo?
914
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:25,722
Well, congratulations.
915
00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:29,476
My wife will be grateful.
916
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,310
Check the plug.
917
00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:42,489
It's not connected.
918
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:43,240
Why?
919
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:51,832
I'm not sure I know.
920
00:45:51,915 --> 00:46:00,048
It's just-- it's kind of hard
to sabotage someone you like.
921
00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:03,135
Like?
922
00:46:03,218 --> 00:46:06,138
Well, maybe a
little more than that.
923
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:07,055
What about my wife?
924
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:10,684
I guess I'll tell
her that I resigned.
925
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:14,646
Sarah's counting on
a large settlement.
926
00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:20,068
Without your evidence,
she's not going to get it.
927
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:20,986
Your case will drag.
928
00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:24,114
You may be married
for quite awhile.
929
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,581
What are you doing?
930
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:42,049
Let's give her
some real evidence.
931
00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:54,311
[Music playing]
932
00:46:58,315 --> 00:46:59,858
We just wanted to say good bye
and thank you for everything.
933
00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,569
It was a pleasure
having you aboard, Alan.
934
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,946
You too, Cali, dora.
935
00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:04,905
I hope you had a good time.
936
00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:07,699
Fair enough, I suppose,
considering I lost
937
00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:10,244
my little girl to a rancher.
938
00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,370
Stick around, dora.
939
00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:12,454
He might send me back.
940
00:47:12,538 --> 00:47:14,414
Oh, I wouldn't worry
about that too much, Cali.
941
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,416
Not a chance.
942
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,835
It's too hard to find
good help on a ranch.
943
00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:21,004
This hired help is
going to be the best
944
00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:22,172
little rancher you ever saw.
945
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:24,049
Bye bye.
946
00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:24,758
Good bye.
947
00:47:24,841 --> 00:47:27,261
Thanks for sailing with us.
948
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:28,595
Hi.
949
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,556
Hey, thanks for
a wonderful trip.
950
00:47:30,639 --> 00:47:33,100
And keep an eye out for us.
951
00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:34,601
We may be back.
952
00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:35,602
I hope so.
953
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,187
And next time, we'll
make sure there aren't
954
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:39,606
any bugs anywhere on the ship.
955
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,024
Don't have to worry
about bugs anymore.
956
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,569
I have my own exterminator.
957
00:47:47,906 --> 00:47:51,910
Cooper, we want to say
good bye, and thanks.
958
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:55,247
Without you, Wendell and
I might never have met.
959
00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:58,000
Oh, it's my
pleasure, some of it.
960
00:47:58,083 --> 00:48:00,794
Well, I enjoyed all of it.
961
00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:01,712
Oh, captain.
962
00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:02,796
Yes.
963
00:48:02,879 --> 00:48:04,256
I must tell you how much
we enjoyed the cruise.
964
00:48:04,339 --> 00:48:05,299
Thank you.
965
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,633
I'm sorry I was
so busy this trip.
966
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,510
I wish I could have
spent some time with you.
967
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:12,723
Well, we might be coming
again on our honeymoon.
968
00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:13,932
Good.
969
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,435
Well, maybe next time, I'll
have a chance to see more.
970
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:22,107
[Music playing]
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