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[Music playing]

(Singing) Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're
expecting you.

And love, life's
sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat, soon we'll
be making another run.

The love boat promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard.

It's love.

(Whispering) Hello,
I'm Elinor green.

Could you tell me where
my cabin is, please?

It's promenade 340.

(Whispering) Oh, yeah.

It's right through these
doors and to your right.

Why are we whispering?

Oh, was I?

I didn't notice.

Miss green, why are
you carrying an antenna?

You know there's no
television aboard ship.

Oh, that's all right.

It's not for television.

What's it for, then?

Me.

[Laughter]

Hey, did you see her?

You mean miss rabbit ears?

Elinor Greene.

Did you notice anything
peculiar about her?

Yeah, she was whispering.

She's a librarian.

She was carrying an antenna.

She's an alien.

What, you mean, like,
from another country?

Another planet.

[Laughter]

Oh, hello.

Welcome aboard.

Oh, hello.

Welcome aboard.

I'm Adam bricker,
the ship's doctor.

My cabin is adjacent
to my office.

You can't miss it.

Well, I hope I won't
have to bother you, doctor.

And vice versa.

My name is--

oh, I know your name.

I've seen your face on
millions of magazine

covers all over the world.

Miss Dayton, right?

It's Mrs.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Let's see.

Yes, from the promenade
deck, cabin 110.

It's through those
doors and to the left.

Is Mr. Dayton joining you?

No, he couldn't get away.

Thank you.

Hi.

Can I help?

We're in fiesta 350.

Can you direct us?

Yes, it's right
through those doors.

Hey, forget our room.

Point me to hers.

Oh, forget it, friend.

The lady's married.

Perfect.

Married ladies are my specialty.

Scott: Come on, Lance.

Cool it.

[Horn blows]

Welcome aboard.

Enjoy the cruise.

Hey, sailor.

This is quite a boat.

Brad, Monica.

How are you, skipper?

I can't complain.

Look at you.

You look sensational.

I think you married a witch.

She doesn't age.

Oh merrill, I love you.

I want you to be my daughter.

Vicky, this is captain
Wells and his wife, Monica.

- Well, hello, Vicky.
- How do you?

Hi there.

Hi.

I see you've
been taking pretty

good care of my ship, merrill.

The same way you've been
taking care of my girl.

Monica, I think you blew it.

You should have married me
and let him keep the ship.

As I remember, he asked me.

You didn't.

I never was very bright.

Enough of this
con job, merrill.

We'll see you after
we get unpacked.

Right.

Oh, merrill.

It's so good to see you again.

Too-De-loo.

Too-De-loo.

Wow.

She sure is a friendly lady.

This is going to be some cruise.

Hmm.

[Horn blowing]

[Music playing]

Morton, you
don't really expect

us to believe that Elinor
is from outer space.

When I noticed her
unusual behavior,

I was skeptical at first, too.

So I started hanging around
the library, watching.

You see, I'm an expert
on life in outer space,

and there's no doubt about it.

No doubt about it.

She is from the planet romulac.

What makes you do sure?

Well, I think there's
a lot of telltale signs.

One thing is romulites
are strict vegetarians.

They only eat herbs and flowers.

Meat repulses them.

Tulip tartar.

It's amusing.

Hey, there she is.

Just watch her.

I think maybe you'll
change our mind.

Good morning.

Elinor.

Remember me?

Martin fallow, the library.

Martin?

Oh, yes.

How are you.

I'd like a gardini
delight, please.

Would you bring it to
that table over there?

Certainly.

Elinor green: Thank you.

Nice to see you again, Martin.

I don't know.

Just seems like an average girl.

Who carries an antenna.

[Laughter]

Well, hi.

How you doing?

Fine.

This place really
swings, doesn't it?

It sure does.

Too bad your husband
couldn't join you.

Can you keep a secret?

Yeah.

I'm not really married.

I just wear the ring because
I don't want to be bothered.

It's a quick way to
cool off a loser.

Oh.

Well, what if you meet
somebody interesting?

I don't want to meet anyone.

I came aboard for a rest.

Well good luck.

Do I need luck
to be left alone?

Someone who looks like you?

And how.

Hi guys.

Hi.

Hi.

Martin: You see that?

You know what she's doing?

Trying to turn the table,
or maybe get radio free pluto?

Come on, just watch.

That device is a
very scientifically

advanced solar collector.

Eleanor's absorbing
all the sun's rays.

Wouldn't suntan
lotion be easier?

I know there's got to be a
perfectly logical explanation

for what she's doing.

Oh, there is.

There is.

You see, Elinor needs
the sun because she

lives half her life as a plant.

See?

I knew there was a perfectly
logical explanation.

Morton, now wait.

Romulites spend half their
lives as plants, right?

Right.

And yet, they're
vegetarians, right?

Right.

Doesn't that make
them cannibals?

See you guys later.

Excuse me, fellas.

Elinor, you mind
if I sit down?

Oh, not at all.

Thank you very much.

Hey, what are you reading?

"The secret and
private life of plants."

It's a bunch of lies.

I like to keep my limbs moist.

Here you go.

One gardenia delight.

Thank you.

Shall we toast?

To a better world.

I'll have another, please.

Double the flowers
and hold the booze.

[Knocking]

Come in.

Hi.

Hi.

Are you busy?

No, no.

Come right in.

How about a drink?

Gin and tonic, wasn't it?

That's right.

Where's Brad?

Oh, he's prowling
around, checking out

what you've done to his ship.

Old ships are like old loves,
you never really forget them.

Do you mean that?

Do I mean what?

You never forget an old love.

Oh, well, what I meant was--

well, you know, just
a figure of speech.

I've thought of you
very often, merrill.

So I've thought of you, too.

You and Brad.

Three of us had some
good times together.

I was thinking of the
good times we had, you

and I. Before Brad.

Monica, that was
a long time ago.

You ever wish
you could go back

and relive parts of your
life, do certain things over?

Well, you know
what the man said.

Can't go home again.

Why not?

What's to prevent it?

Well maybe because it's been
turned into a condominium.

[Laughter]

Have a seat.

I'm embarrassing
you, aren't I?

No.

No, no, no, no.

You're not embarrassing me.

We once had something that
was very, very wonderful,

and we let it slip away.

But it's not too late, merrill.

Monica.

No, shh.

Don't say anything.

Just think about
what used to be.

It can be that way again.

Too-De-loo.

Oh, boy.

A whole boat full
of man-hungry women.

Don't panic, girls.

Dinner is about to be served.

You've just got to
come out of your shell.

You know, I think I'll
give her first crack at it.

The old professor is
about to go to work.

Here's a pencil.

You might want to take notes.

And if I'm not back in
a week, call the police.

Here, let me get that for you.

Looks awfully heavy for
a little girl like you.

Thanks.

I think I can manage.

No trouble.

Part of the service.

Here you are, madame.

And what else can I do for you?

Go away.

Why don't we get out of here?

Huh?

Get lost.

Surely you're kidding.

Do you want me to scream?

I'm leaving.

Here's your pencil, professor.

When's your next class?

The whole thing is just
too crazy to believe.

Before you close your
mind, do me a favor.

Read this.

"Titans of romulac?"

That's science fiction.

That's right, science fiction.

So is sending a man to
the moon science fiction.

Do me a favor.

Do me a favor.

Please read this.
Read it.

Ok, all right.
I'll read it.

Good.

And if I'm right, we will
be responsible for bringing

two worlds together.

A whole new race will be created
all because of our discovery.

Our names will go
down in history.

Yeah.

And our children's
children will be proud.

There's only one
problem, Morton.

What's that?

If you're right, our
children's children

will be geraniums.

[Knocking]

Merrill.

Merrill.

Merrill, it's me, Monica.

[Knocking]

Not there.

[Knocking]

Come in.

Your wine, Ms. Green.

Cabernet sauvignon, 1969.

And it goes perfect
with your steak.

You're eating steak?

Should I have
ordered the chicken?

Well, no.

It's just that--
well, Morton said

that you were a vegetarian.

He did?

What else did he say?

Nothing, really,
just that he said

that you were from outer space.

[Laughing]

Isn't that the silliest
thing you ever heard?

No.

Not at all.

It isn't?

I worked very hard
to make him believe it.

I don't get it.

Well, for months
I did everything

I could to get
Morton's attention,

but he never even noticed me.

I knew he was a
science fiction nut

because all the
books he checked out

were about the planet romulac.

So I began to study them.

I figured the one sure way to
get him interested me was to--

act like a romulac.

Incredible.

Well, you really got him hooked
because he even thinks that you

turn into a plant at night.

Then it's working.

I even got these, in case
he wanted to meet my family.

Nice to meet you, folks.

Isaac, please promise
me you won't say

a word about this to anyone.

Don't worry.

Who'd believe me, anyway?

Is anything the matter?

I'm afraid you may want
to change table assignments.

I'm at this one
with Lance Michaels.

Ok, I give up.

What's a Lance Michaels?

Well, he's your friendly
neighborhood flake.

Well, you met him this
afternoon at the pool.

Oh, you're right.

He is a flake.

Look, I'd like to
apologize for him.

Lance is-- well,
he's an original.

They threw away the mold
after they made Lance.

Too bad.

They should have kept the
mold and thrown away Lance.

Scott hanson.

Donna Dayton.

Hey, Scott boy.

Listen, Dolly's
sisters and I thought

we'd catch a late dinner
and then maybe later you--

hey, it's kismat.

This is really your
lucky day, you know?

Oh, it is?

You get a second crack at me.

Listen, I'll cancel the girls.

It will break their hearts.

But hey, there's just not
enough of me to go around.

Then later, we will go dancing--

too late, buddy.

She's already got a date.

Got a date?

But I thought she--

you sly, dog.

One lesson from the old
master and you move right in.

I guess some of
your magic rubbed off.

Hey you're learning.

I don't see why you're
settling for hamburger

when you could have prime rib.

Listen, I'll see
you at the dance.

And by that time, you'll be
ready for the first team.

Thank you for
coming to my rescue.

My pleasure.

Actually, I think I'd like
to go to that dance tonight.

But if the first team's
going to be there--

would you like me to
run interference for you?

Unless you've got
something else planned.

I wouldn't want to
ruin your evening.

No, I had nothing
exciting planned.

Might be fun.

Good.

Shall we order?

Prime rib looks good.

I think I'd prefer
the hamburger.

[Music playing]

Morton, I've got to admit it.

That book about
romulites visiting earth,

it's pretty convincing.

So you are a
believer now, huh?

No, I'm not.

I still do not
believe that business

about them turning into plants.

Hey, this is Elinor's
room right here.

Really?

See for yourself.
Go ahead.

Just look.

That's Elinor in
her dormant state.

Morton, that's a plant.

Are you trying to tell me that
a plant is in there reading?

Of course not.

She's obviously dozed off.

You're nuts.

Do you know the
chapter 2 in this book?

Yes.

"Titans of romulac?"

Yes.

Do remember the invasion?

That is science fiction.

As it was before.

So you see, they can change form
as easily as we change clothes.

Morton, come on.

How many times do I have to
tell you that thing on the desk

in there is not Elinor?

It is a--

oh my god.

It's true.

Thanks, Scott.

For what?

Oh, for taking
me to the dance,

for running
interference, you know.

Well, you make
it sound like work.

I enjoyed it too, you know.

Good.

I hope so.

Are you going on
the tour tomorrow?

Yeah why?

Well, I thought if
you didn't have a date--

well, I do now.

See you in the morning.

Ok.

[Dramatic music]

(Whispering) Psst, Isaac.

Are you alone?

Yeah, I think everybody--

shh!

(Whispering) Yeah, I think so.

I missed dinner.

Do you have any food.

I can let you have some milk.

Ok.

I didn't want to go
near the dining room.

Why didn't you
call room service?

I couldn't go near my room.

Oh.

Captain?

Why are we whispering?

Because I don't
want her to find me.

Oh.

Sure.

I'll go to the galley and see
if I can get you a sandwich.

Thanks.

Hello.

Monica.

[Pouring]

Kind of sloppy
there, aren't you?

Where have you been?

I've looked all over for you.

I've looked in your
cabin, in your office.

Are you trying to avoid me?

Oh, no.

Of course not, Monica.

Where did you get a
crazy idea like that.

Maybe you feel I'm too
old, too unattractive.

Monica, don't be ridiculous.

You're as lovely as ever.

Any man would be
proud to have you.

It's just that I can't--

I can't--

oh, merrill.

I was hoping you'd
feel that way.

Oops.

Darling, this
place is too public.

We need someplace more
private, lots more private.

Monica--

later, my love.

We'll have the rest
of our lives to talk.

Too-De-loo.

I hope you like
tuna fish, captain,

because it was all
that I was able to--

forget it, Isaac.

I just lost my appetite.

Well, if you
didn't want the milk,

captain, why didn't you
just leave it in the bottle?

Hi.

Isaac, these
books are amazing.

Did you know that
thousands of earthlings

have been kidnapped by
romulites over the years?

Shh, we're not alone.

[Laughter]

The answer to the Bermuda
triangle is in here.

All those missing
boats and planes?

They're on romulac.

Every time the queen
comes to earth,

she takes back whole shiploads
of humans to her planet.

I wonder how she gets
them through customs.

Isaac, I'm serious.

Hey, guys.

I'm afraid I've committed
the cardinal sin of science.

What's that?

Falling in love
with my subject.

You and Elinor?

That's ridiculous.

Don't you remember what
happened to colonel buck Blake

in prisoner of romulac?

Of course I do.

But I can't help it.

Morton, what if
she's not from romulac.

Isaac, take my word for it.

She is.

Now we just have to find
out if she's the queen.

The queen has
a green birthmark

on her right shoulder blade.

Romulac star.

We're got to find her.

Check the centerpieces
in the dining room.

[Laughter]

If Elinor's got that star,
pick up your dry cleaning.

We're off to romulac.

Oh, you animal.

Not funny.

You were making some very
fancy moves last night.

They were worthy of me.

I wasn't making any moves.

I didn't have a chance.

Monica was all over
me like a fly paper.

You know, there
must be something

about you I've been
missing all this time--

the irresistible part.

I'm not laughing.

Ok.
Ok.

Ok.
Ok.

Ok.

You want a suggestion?

Shoot.

Now, the lady is
not a gland case.

So obviously what she
needs to straighten her out

is more attention
from her husband

than she's been getting.

You really think
that's all it will take?

If Brad just gives
her more attention?

Yeah, I guarantee it.

Of course, with me,
it might be different.

But let's face it, how much can
it take to make her forget you?

[Laughter]

Sailor: (On loudspeaker)
Welcome to Puerta vallarta.

The weather is 80
degrees and clear.

It's now or never.

We've got to find out
if she's the queen.

Right.

She's got a green star
on her right shoulder.

- That's it.
- That's it.

That's it.

Hello.

Oh, hi, gopher.
Hi, Morton.

Hi.

Lovely day, isn't it?

Aye.

Beautiful day.

But hot, boy is it hot.

Really hot.

Boy, heat is terrible.

And the worst kind, too.

Hot heat.

Aren't you dying
in that cover up?

No.

Not really.

This is going to be
difficult. She may be onto us.

Elinor, hey, would
you like go swimming?

Boy, what a great idea.

Why don't we all go
for a dip in the pool?

Like that?

This is drip dry.

We have to be more forceful.

I'd love to go
for a swim, Morton.

Oh, great.

Great, well, yeah, boy,
the water is really great

this time of the year.

It's really great.

Will you excuse us, gopher?

What's the matter, gopher?

Ooh, you look like
you've just seen a ghost.

It's all over.

Elinor is going to
take us to romulac.

I've got to warn the
other passengers.

Don't do that.

I'm sure she won't do any harm.

How do you know?

And why are you defending her?

Well, gopher, I promised
her I wouldn't tell.

But the truth is--

I knew it.

She zapped you, turned
you into a romulite.

You're crazy.

I am not a romulite and
nothing's going to happen.

Believe me.

Oh, I would believe you if I
thought you were still Isaac.

You poor kid.

You haven't even begun to live.

Hiya, Brad.

Hey, merrill.

They must be working
your braid off.

I haven't seen you
since we came aboard.

Sit down.
Ease the load.

Thanks.

How's your married life?

Still as hooked on it as ever?

It's all right.

Just all right?

Well, like all things,
marriage tends to level off.

There aren't as many highs,
but on the other hand,

there aren't as
many lows, either.

You make it sound
like an emotional rut--

comfortable, but boring.

I didn't mean that.

All I said was--

since when does this
ship have a chaplain?

Come on, Brad.

You know this job.

The captain is brother,
father, pal, confessor.

Where's Monica now?

She went into town, I think.

And you're here reading?

Do you know what she's
going to be doing later?

Well, she said something
about an exercise class.

And you'll still be reading.

And when she's
playing shuffleboard,

you'll be taking a nap.

All right, captain.

You made your point.

But there's something else
on your mind, isn't there?

Brad, the thing that kills
most marriages is boredom.

I'm too fond of both of
you to see that happen.

Do something about it
before it's too late.

Female sailor: (On loudspeaker)
Attention all passengers.

We'll be leaving puerto
vallarta in one half hour.

Oh, did he leave
anything for the others?

Not an awful lot.

This lady's deadly with
a traveler's check.

I see.

Could we have two
margaritas, Isaac?

Certainly.

My treat.

My pleasure.

Scott, you really
are a very special guy.

Well, thank you.

I had more fun
today, more fun--

fun without any hassle and--

well, you know what I mean.

Yeah, I know.

Ah, here we go.

Two margaritas.

Salud.

Salud.

I just wanted you to know
how much I enjoyed it.

And I'm really looking forward
to the rest of this cruise.

Oh, I got something for you
today when you weren't looking.

Do you like it?

You shouldn't have.

Oh, nonsense.

Come here.

Donna--

now, I don't want to
hear another word about it.

Let's talk about tonight, ok?

Can we go to the
dance after dinner?

I'm afraid not.

Oh?

I made other plans.

I'm sorry.

No, no.

It's not your fault. I
guess I just assumed.

I shouldn't have.

Excuse me.

Trouble?

That's what i'm
trying to avoid.

Merrill: Hi Monica, Brad.

- Hi.
- You go on, hon.

I'll catch up to you.

Ok.

Bye.

Bye.

You and your ideas.

I've taken an exercise
class, two dance classes,

shot skeet, and drove
golf balls, and now this.

Oh, you're going to
make Monica a happy woman.

Or a widow.

[Laughter]

Ms. Green.

Hello, Isaac.

Everything is going perfectly.

Like you said, Morton is hooked.

And so is gopher.

He's in his cabin right now
working on his arrival speech

to the romulites.

I had no idea.

I think you better
reconsider your plan.

The idea was to get
Morton interested.

And now that you have
him, what's the next step?

I hadn't thought that far.

It seems to me you have
to tell Morton the truth,

or else really take
him to romulac.

And gas prices being
what they are--

but I'm afraid that
when I tell him the truth,

he'll lose interest.

There's only one
way to find out.

I suppose you're right.

I'll tell him tonight.

And gopher, too?

And gopher, too.

Thanks.

Well, there's one
good thing about this.

I won't have to eat steak
in my cabin anymore.

You sly puss.

I didn't know you
could be so sneaky.

It worked.

What worked?

Well, your idea.

What with all the dancing and
jogging and who knows what,

Brad's exhausted.

He's going to sleep for an hour.

Now, hold it right there.

Now, this has gone far enough.

I can't let you destroy your
life just because of some whim.

Whim?

Merrill, I love you.

Monica, listen to me.

You don't want me.

You want what used to be.

Now, look, we all love playing
the game of remember when.

It's fun.

It's sentimental.

It brings us closer together.

But that's not enough for you.

You want to go back
in time for real,

and that just can't happen.

Yes.

Yes it can.

Monica, I'm sorry.

But I can't allow you to
ruin what you have just

because you're
bored at the moment

or because you're
missing some excitement.

Please.

Don't throw your marriage away.

You don't-- you don't
understand anything.

You don't know how a
woman feels when she's--

Goodbye, merrill.

I hope you never
forget what might

have happened here tonight.

[Crying]

Morton, i--

Elinor-- Elinor--

Morton--

you first.

I've got a confession to make.

So do I. I know who you are.

Morton, about that--

Elinor, let me finish.

In spite of that, I've
fallen in love with you.

Oh, Morton.

Elinor, you and I are
from two different worlds.

Morton, i-- I'm not--

it's not going to work.

Your family tree
is really a tree.

Morton, I'm not from romulac.

I know that.

It just won't work.

Morton, I'm not from romulac.

You're from another planet?

Earth.

Earth?

I'm human, just like you.

That's impossible.

What about the
antenna, the flower

eating, the romular star.

It's all an act.

I watched all the books
you read on romulac,

studied them up, and
learned all their ways.

But I'm a fraud.

I see.

That was a convincing
performance.

Unfortunately, at my expense.

Goodbye, Elinor.

Morton, wait.

I didn't do it to hurt you.

I just wanted you to notice me.

I tried time and again to
attract your attention.

Being a romulac
was my last hope.

You mean you really
were attracted to me?

More than that.

I'm in love with you.

Why else would I go through
this insane charade?

You mean you
did all that for--

Elinor, you-- you really
are out of this world.

Hi.

Hello, Donna.

I've been looking for you.

I wanted to apologize.

Oh, come on.

That's not necessary.

Yes, it is.

I embarrassed you.

I guess I got carried away
and I pushed too hard.

Donna, it's over.

Well, it doesn't have to be.

I mean, I don't want it to.

I mean, you know what I mean.

Do I have to say it?

[Triumphant music]

I didn't want this to happen.

I'm sorry.

I'm not.

We'd better stop this.

People are going
to start watching.

Well, let's go someplace
where they can't.

Merrill?

Hey, I thought
you were asleep.

I was, but an hysterical
wife woke me up.

Was she really?

No.

She was too busy trying
to decide whether to laugh

or cry to be hysterical.

She said she made a giant pass
at you and you turned her down.

True?

Now, look, Brad.

Don't blame her.
It wasn't--

now, merrill, you don't
have to protect her.

I know her pretty well.

I've seen this
coming on for months

but I just couldn't get
her to talk about it.

Whatever you said or did
seemed to pull the plug.

She talked up a
blue streak tonight.

I'm quite sure
she still loves you.

Of course she does.

That hasn't been the problem.

Then what has?

Monica's 40th
birthday is coming up

and somewhere she
got the idea that it

was all over for
her, that she wasn't

attracted to men anymore.

It was all downhill from
here, you know the story.

Sure.

She wanted to prove
something to herself.

And I was very relieved
when I realized it was

you she'd decided to hit on.

Anybody else, I'm not sure
how I would have handled it.

I counted on you and it worked.

We talked out a lot
of things tonight.

She's convinced now that I
care, that I'll always care,

and I think it's given her the
security she seems to need.

That's great.

Yeah.

That means you're both
ready for a second honeymoon.

And I think I'll
go back to her

and get started
on it right away.

Oh, she asked me to
give you a message.

She said to tell you it's safe
for you to go to the dance.

[Laughter]

[Upbeat music]

[Slow jazz music]

Thanks, Isaac, for
bringing me back to earth.

You told him and
everything's ok?

Perfect.

I'm glad.

Yeah.

Yeah, So am I.

Oh, thank you.

Take the rest of the night off.

[Scattered applause]

Gopher, what are you doing?

Relax, curly.

Sit down, take a
load off your feet.

Gopher--

listen, I'm glad you're
here because there are

a couple of things that
I wanted to talk to you

about for a long time, merrill.

Gopher, gopher.

(Slurring) What kind of
name is that for a captain?

Merrill.

"Murl."

Gopher.

Stay out of this.

You know, basic, you're
a pretty nice guy.

But sometimes you can be
a real pain in the rear.

Excuse us, captain.

Gopher and I have to have
a man to martian talk.

Following instructions, huh?

Mr. Smith, I'll see
you in the morning.

The only question is
whether or not you'll be

going off with the passengers.

Wrong, merrill.

Nobody is going off.

They're all going up.

You're not going up?

I'm sorry, gopher.

Elinor is not from romulac.

She's just a normal,
average human being.

I tried to tell you.

You're not a thing?

I'm a librarian from pomona.

Librarian from pomo--

she's a from pomona librarian.

Captain, could I just
have a moment of your--

there's just a very
small misunderstanding.

You're going to be a
very tough lady to forget.

Then don't try.

This doesn't have to end, Scott.

You're forgetting
your husband.

There is no husband.

But I thought that you--

he's fiction.

An invention to keep the
lances of this world away.

That's why I wore the ring.

But I didn't know I
was going to meet you.

I see.

So it really
doesn't have to end.

Yes, it does.

I don't understand.

I just told you,
I'm not married.

But I am.

[Upbeat music]

I'm happy for both of you.

I still don't think
it was very flattering

that you turned me down.

I thought you were my friend.

Merrill, how could you
refuse a lovely lady like that?

No problem for a man
of noble character.

But off the record,
every time you left

I took a bite of the furniture.

Too-De-loo.

You know, Scott,
too bad you bummed

out with that married lady.

Could have been a
good deal for you.

Married ladies are the best--
no involvement, no hassle,

and they always
have to get home.

Bye bye.

I see you're leaving alone.

Yes.

I guess the ring
did the trick for you.

Here, you take it.

Next time I wear one of those,
it's going to be for real.

Good bye.

Bye.

Gopher: Sir, is there anything
else that I can do for you,

sir?
- No, gopher.

Giving me breakfast in
bed, pressing my uniform,

and cleaning my cabin
was more than enough.

Thank you.

Hey, my pleasure, sir.

Anytime, sir.

Anything you like, sir.

Do you do windows?

Hey, guys.

Elinor and I want you
to be the first to know

that we're becoming engaged.

Hey, congratulations.

Thank you.

We're looking forward
to a heavenly wedding.

I don't believe it.

How could I have
been so gullible?

Yeah.

Everybody knows there's
no aliens on earth.

[Suspenseful music]

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