All language subtitles for The Love Boat S04E06 The Mallory Quest Part 2 1080p WEB-DL AAC2 0 H 264-squalor_track3_[eng]

[Theme - Jack Jones, "love
boat"]

Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest
reward, let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will
be making another run.

The love boat promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard.

It's love.

[Festival music playing]

Announcer (over pa): Ladies and
gentleman, welcome to Aruba.

We will disembark
passengers in 30 minutes.

[Celebratory music playing]

Bring me all the information
you can find about Tom.

I'll set up headquarters
in that cafe.

And good hunting.

Come on.

People in this parade,
they're all local residents.

Yeah?

He could be one of them.

I'm going to take a look.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

I think I can find him.

Wait!

Tom!

Oh, Thomas Mallory!

Your uncle's looking for you!

Tom!

It's me, Marvin,
from the bookstore.

Oh, Tom Mallory!

Where are you, man?

Come on, Tom!

Tom!

Where are you, man?

Tom, is that you?

What you doing with
them braids, brother?

Tom!

Interesting custom, eh?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

We take great pride
in our festival.

Oh, you live here, then?

From time to time.

I've traveled all the islands.

Well, then, maybe
you can help me.

I'm looking for a guy,
a man named Tom Mallory.

- Mallory?
- Yeah.

Mallory.

Uh-huh.

I don't recall the name.

But could you describe him?

Uh, well, he's got, um--

ok, we've got a lead.

Let's go back to Mallory.
- Oh, great.

Marvin!

Marvin!

Hey, Marvin, we got something!

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Oh, no.

Let's find another place, huh?

Although I don't
think it would matter

to Brian one way or the other.

Mr. Mallory, I think
we're onto something here.

You see, Tom had always talked
a lot about joining the church.

So just on a hunch, we went
and talked to the local priest.

Now, he says that
Tom has been here.

In fact, the priest was
holding a note for him.

Saying what?

Something about
going to Martinique.

Martinique's our next stop.

Hey, so what's happening?

Well, we can head
back to the ship, then.

Seems we're on the trail.

Announcer (over pa): Attention
all passengers, our next stop

will be at 11:00 am tomorrow
at the port of Martinique.

[Knocking]

Yes?

I came in to say good night.

Good night.

I love you.

You've been looking
awful worried lately.

Can I help?

You know there isn't anything
in the whole wide world

I wouldn't do for you.

Thank you, dear.

There isn't anything I
wouldn't do for you, too.

There's no problem.

Good.

Good night.

Good night.

[Door opening, closing]

Martinique is a
very big island.

Where do you suppose we
should start to look?

I don't know.

Remember that priest
said something

that sounded like "pilot"?

Maybe Tom's at the airport.

Hey, is Tarzan around today?

- (Laughing) No.
- Come on.

I'll buy you a drink.

Yeah.

- Night.
- I'll see you later.

Marcia: See you later.

Good evening.

Oh, good evening.

You going to be with us now
for the rest of the cruise?

Oh, possibly.

Any luck finding your friend,
Mr., um, what is it, Miller?

No, it's Mallory.

No, all we have is some--

pilot.

Here's a village called pilote--

case-pilote.

I'll bet you that's
where Tom is.

I think I've just
cracked this case.

Ha ha.

Wait till I lay that on
my friends in the morning.

Oh, you won't tell 'em
anything, will you?

- Not a word.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, hi.

I was just on my way to see you.

You busy?

I just made my last call of
the day-- he said hopefully.

[Both chuckling]

Have you got a minute?

Sure.

Adam.

Yeah?

Mind if I get personal?

Not at all.

Ok.

You're an able man,
sensible, a good doctor.

What the heck are you
doing on the love boat?

Woo!

That's a loaded question.

Well-- and I don't
think I'd give

this answer to anyone else--

but to be honest, I kind
of bombed out on shore--

not professionally but
in my personal life.

So I guess I came aboard
to escape involvement.

And once I tried it, I liked it.

Do you miss being a
successful Beverly Hills doctor?

Well, I can't answer that.

But you see, at the
time, I wasn't looking

for that kind of success.

I was looking for
something more important.

I was looking for me.

And?

I don't think
I've found him yet.

That's pretty honest.

Well, I think you're
asking for honesty.

But if you bring any of this
up tomorrow, I'll deny it.

So.

That's my story.

Now, why are you asking?

I've had an offer
for a lot of money.

Yeah, Charlie dillingham.

How did you know?

Well, Isaac told me.

Oh.

And?

About a year ago, I wouldn't
even have considered it.

But now, with Vicki--

I know, the responsibility.

Apart from the money, it would
mean a normal home, the chance

for me to give Vicki
my undivided attention,

give her the best schools--

the best of everything,
not to mention the fact

of the excitement of New York.

Well, that's some package.

Hey, how would you
like to adopt me?

[Chuckling]

On the other hand, I love the
sea, being with the passengers,

pleasing them.

This may sound corny, but I
enjoy making people happy.

Well, you've got a problem.

Any suggestion?

No.

But I'm with you
any way you decide.

Thanks.

Adam-- in case I haven't told
you before, I really like you.

It's perfectly understandable.

[Suspenseful music playing]

[Door opening]

You know you're right, Pete.

Tom never mentioned to
me that he had an uncle.

Hm?

Pete: Well, maybe they had a
family argument or something.

Marcia: Yeah.

May I talk to you
a minute, please?

Yes.

Excuse me.

- It's ok.
- Excuse her.

Sure.

Ow.

Why are you hanging
around that guy?

I'm not hang--

no, no.

Uh, Pete is looking for
Mallory's nephew, too,

and he's just got
some great ideas.

That's all.

I'll bet he has.

No, it's not like that.

Don't be so silly.

Go lift something, hmm?

Nice and heavy.

Go ahead.

Boy, I sure hope we have some
luck in Martinique tomorrow.

Well, you guys
just stick with me.

We'll wrap it up.

Well, I hope so.

[Creaking]

Hey, watch out!

Are you all right?

Yeah, relax.

I'm fine.

But gopher almost got hit.

I better take him inside.

I worry about him.

He's giving his left
kidney to my fianc

before we get married.

Wow, what a wedding present.

Wouldn't it be
easier if you just

checked the silver pattern?

Are you all right?

Huh?

I guess things like this are
falling all over the ship

all the time, huh?

Not on this ship--

never.

Never?

Lucien: Young man.

You people really
should be more careful.

That sort of thing can
be very, very dangerous.

[Music playing]

Julie.

Hi.

Oh, hi, Roger.

Listen, i'm, uh, i'm
sorry about what happened

with maude and the captain.

Probably, it was a little tacky.

She's very nice once
you get to know her.

Yes, well, she has
a vivid imagination.

Yes!

She really-- you know, i'd
like for us to sit down,

the three of us, and just talk.

You'll see.

You'll like her.

I really don't
think so, Roger.

No.

Please, Julie,
for old time's sake.

Ok.

You're an angel.

Ah.

Announcer (over pa):
Welcome to Martinique.

Land tours will be
leaving from the coral

deck gangway in one half hour.

The French island
of Martinique.

It's the largest of
the windward isles,

the land of the beguine, which
is more than just a dance.

It's a way of life.

[Music playing]

Gopher: I appreciate
you coming along, Isaac.

I didn't know you
could speak French.

Isaac: Sure.

I'm more than just
a pretty face.

Gopher: Ok.

Now, when we get
there, Marvin, you

look for Tom on the beachfront.

Marvin: You got it.

Gopher: And Pete, you and
marcia check the side streets.

Isaac and I will
do the marketplace.

If he's anywhere in
case-pilote, we'll find him.

[Bell clanging]

[People talking]

Bien, bien.

Merci beaucoup.

Merci beaucoup.

You're with Mr. Lucky today.

He says he knows where he is.
- All right.

Mr. Mallory!

Go with him.

You know, I got it figured.

He probably got himself
a little house here,

and he's probably just living it
up real good, don't you think?

Living it up?

[Desolate music playing]

[Speaking French]

Oh.

I'm sorry, Mr. Mallory.

That could be my
brother, not Tom.

He lived somewhere
in the Caribbean.

But to be certain, we'll
have to find out just

whose body is in that grave.

Well, i-- maybe
there's another grave.

I mean, I hope not, but--

I'll check it out.

Hello.

[Gasping]

Good afternoon.

Hello.

Are you enjoying
yourself on the island?

What are you doing here?

I'm here on business.

Business?

Yes.

Let me introduce myself.

I'm Lucius kergo, mortuary
supplies, at your service.

I hope not.

Mr. Mallory.

Mr. Mallory.

Will you please excuse me?

I'm-- i'm-- I just--

I have to--

I think we hit paydirt.

So did we.

But we think Tom is under it.

No.

That is Tom's father.

This lady used to
be his housekeeper,

and she says that Tom
was here but only to pick

up the box his father left him.

What was in it?

It was locked.

There was no key.

Well, do you know
where Tom went from here?

No, I don't.

Pete and Marvin are
still checking around,

but nobody seems to know.

I'll tell you something, man--

I am tired and it's hot.

Woo, boy!

Hey, look.

Marvin: What?

Serrurier.

That's a French
word for locksmith.

If Tom had a box without
a key, where would he go?

I don't know.

Maybe that guy knows something.

Uh, [speaking awkward French].

Don't tell me--

two years high school French.

Am I right?

Is the shop open?

Closed.

But the sign says it's open.

The sign also says Pierre.

He's been dead for 12 years.

So there is no locksmith here.

Of course,
there's a locksmith.

Why would there be
a locksmith shop

if there wasn't any locksmith?

Well, where is he?

C'est moi.

You?

You're the locksmith.

[Speaking French]

Listen, can we go
inside here and talk?

Locksmith: Impossible.

Why's that?

The door is locked,
and I lost the key.

But you're the locksmith.

Can't you make another one?

How can I get
inside to make one?

Let me ask you this.

About six months ago, did
a man named Mallory ask

you to make a key for a box?

The kind of box he's
in, he doesn't need a key.

No, we don't
mean that Mallory.

We mean his son, Tom Mallory.

Oh, Tom, yes.

A nice boy.

Yeah, I made a key for him.

Can you tell us where
Tom went when he left here?

Yep.

So where'd he go?

That's west.

Where'd he go--

Central America, Mexico?

Next door to use the phone.

Who did he call?

Do I look like a man
who would eavesdrop?

He made an appointment.

Pete: With who?

With someone at the
bluebeard hotel in St. Thomas.

Hey, that's great.

How can we thank you?

Send me a locksmith.

Listen, tell the others
Tom went on to St. Thomas.

I'm going to hang
around a while.

I'll get back to
the ship on my own.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to ask a
few more questions.

Things don't quite add up.

Talk to you later.

Announcer (over pa):
We hope you enjoyed

your visit to Martinique.

We'll be arriving in St. Thomas
at 10:00 tomorrow morning.

Hi, Mr. Dillingham.

Hey, hi there.

Oh, now, let me guess.

I'd say that's a
souvenir from Martinique.

It's a French sailor's hat.

Isn't it neat?

Yeah, it's nice.

I like it.

Martinique was sure fun.

Well, it's a great
island to visit,

but for living, I'll
still take Manhattan.

You live in New York?

Yeah.

Do you think you
would like it there?

Are you kidding?

That would be the end.

Well.

How do you like the new uniform?

Tr s chic.

You know something?

Maybe you ought to continue our
conversation with your father.

I'll see you later, merrill.

Right, Charlie.

What did he mean by that?

I don't know.

Well, what were you
two talking about?

He just asked me how i'd
like to live in New York.

Oh.

And, uh, what did you tell him?

I told him it would be great.

What's so great about it?

Well, the parks and the
zoos and the statue of Liberty

and the taxis and the--

and subways and
crowds and noise.

That too.

It'd be super.

[Piano music playing]

What are you drinking?

Stp.

Stp?

Shirley temple with Perrier.

Whenever I'm on a case,
I really hit the stuff.

It's that guy again.

Who?

The guy over there in the hat.

He's showing up
everywhere we go.

Like where?

Like last night on the deck
when I almost conked my head.

That stuff did not
fall by accident.

Rope was cut with a knife.

Wow.

Right.

Look, has anyone seen Pete?

Gopher: Huh-uh.
Marvin: No.

He's got to be
around here somewhere.

No, he isn't.

Something's happened.

I don't know.

Nobody's seen him since he
went ashore in Martinique.

He hasn't come back.

Wow.

Then I was the last
one to see him.

Better make that a double.

Tomorrow, we stop at St. Thomas.

I wonder which
one of us is going

to be the next to disappear.

[Music playing]

Janet, please don't go.

I-- I want to apologize.

What I did the other night
was completely uncalled for.

An apology from Brian Mallory.

You see, my brother and i--

I never gave the slightest
effort to that relationship,

either.

Somehow, other things
were always too important.

Now, when it's too late, i--

I feel a sense of loss.

Perhaps I'm learning.

Anyway, I just wanted you to
know that whatever you decide,

I wish you well.

This is a photograph of Tom.

I took it from the
ship's bulletin board.

Why?

To hurt you.

I wanted to get even, and
preventing you from finding Tom

was the only way I had.

I hope the picture helps, Brian.

Thank you.

I'm just really sorry.

Announcer (over pa):
Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the beautiful
island of St. Thomas.

Our shopping tour will leave
from the gangway in 15 minutes.

It's awfully pretty, isn't it?

Yeah.

I want to take it all in--

my last look.

Oh.

Well, does that mean
that you decided?

That's right, Charlie.

This is my last trip.

After this, I'm all yours.

I'm happy, merrill.

[Festive music playing]

Gopher: Did you guys know that
the city of Charlotte Amalie,

here in St. Thomas, was the
home port in the Virgin Islands

for pirates like captain
kidd and bluebeard?

Marvin: Oh, yeah?

Why do they call them
the Virgin Islands?

Gopher: They were named
by sir Francis Drake

after Elizabeth,
the virgin queen.

Brian: I hope that locksmith
in Martinique wasn't mistaken,

and that Tom did, indeed,
make a rendezvous here

at bluebeard's castle.

Marcia: Thanks.

Ooh, bluebeard's castle, huh?

What a lovely place.

I wonder who Tom
was meeting here.

Had to be some chick.

Cherchez la femme.

Hey, you guys,
someone else has

been looking for Tom
Mallory, and he is still

here, in the patio restaurant.

I say we go check him out.

You sure it wasn't some chick?

I'll bet you it's that
little fat guy that's

been following us around.

Come on.

This is the guy who knows.

Will you lead us to him?

Thank you.

Lucius: Is that all right?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Lucius: Yes.

This guy here?

Thank you.

Pete!

Hey.

Pete, how'd you get here?

I had to catch a plane.

I stayed too long in
case-pilote and missed the boat.

I sent a message this morning.

Brian: Have you
discovered anything?

Yes.

Tom did meet someone here.

The waitress remembered.

A waitress.

I knew it had to be some chick.

Oh, wait a minute.

It's not--

so it was you, huh, gypsy?

Same old story-- young,
innocent boy from a good family

blinded by the shapely charms
of a tropical savage maiden.

Marvin!

Marvin.

Pete: Marvin.

[Clearing throat]

Well, here's the gentleman
she told me to look

for-- the man who met Tom.

Father briorly, this
is miss marcia rand.

How do you do?

That's Marvin Jones.

- Mr. Briorly.
- Gopher Smith.

Padre.

And this is Mr. Brian Mallory.

You did see Tom?

Oh, my, yes.

On [inaudible] estate.

He wanted my assistance.

He joined the church.

Oh, yes, he's a serving brother.

Could you tell us where he is?

Well, he's gone
on to Puerto Rico.

Could you tell us
anything further?

Um.

Father briorly
hasn't seen him since.

Really, i-- I must go.

But I just wanted to
meet you to tell you

what a blessing young Tom is.

Well, thank you, father.

You certainly did.

- Well, goodbye, all.
- Goodbye, father.

Thanks again.

Bye, father.

Well, at least it's
a good start, huh?

I suppose we just
go on to Puerto Rico.

Oh, father!

Father, are you
going near the town?

Well, yes.

As a matter of fact, I am.

Would you mind terribly if
I shared the taxicab with you?

It'd be a pleasure.

Oh, please.

Thank you.

Ok, Pete.

Something else is going on here.

Now, give.

Yeah.

Ok.

Father briorly did
tell me exactly

where Tom is in Puerto Rico.

But I just don't want anybody
else to know right now.

Well, excuse us.

You mean, except Mr. Mallory?

I mean especially Mr. Mallory.

Huh?

[Lounge music playing]

Hi.

Have you seen my dad?

No, Vicki.

I haven't seen him all day.

Me, neither.

He's been acting kind
of funny all week.

Well, he's got a very
big decision to make.

Decision?

What decision?

He hasn't told you?

Well, I don't think
that I should.

Isaac, please.

He's been offered a
big job out in New York.

And I think it's
too good to pass up.

Maude, I've been
looking all over for you.

Oh, really?

I'm surprised you
found the time.

What's going on here?

You haven't talked
to me all day today.

I saw you in the lobby,
coming on to Julie.

I wasn't coming on.

I just kissed her on the cheek.

Oh.

Guess I didn't hang around
long enough to see the rest.

Did she drag you
down to her cabin?

Believe me, you've
got Julie all wrong.

Roger, Julie is
in love with you.

She was just being nice.

She is a nice girl.

Nice?

Well, if she's that nice,
then why don't you spend

the rest of the trip with her?

Mau-- maude!

Can I have a bottle
of scotch, please?

I won't need a
glass, just a straw.

[Music playing]

Pete.

Oh, I.

I just wanted
to tell you again

I'm glad you're all right.

Well, you can relax because
old George is just fine.

I didn't mean just that.

I was worried about you--

all of you.

Thanks.

It was really nice
of you to let me

hang around the whole cruise.

I-- I had a good time.

And, um, I'm also glad that part
of you will always be with me,

you know?

Yeah, So am I. My
brother's a lucky guy.

Well, good night.

Good night.

Um--

yes?

Pleasant dreams.

[Door closing]

[Sighing]

Beautiful evening, isn't it?

Last time I saw a
moon that color,

it was our wedding night.

I can't believe my ears.

That's twice in one day.

This morning, you
apologized to me,

and tonight, you remembered
our wedding night.

What's happened to you, Brian?

Must be the tropics,
perhaps too much sun.

You ought to
try it more often.

What's the point?

It's a bit late, anyway.

Good night.

Um, hello?

Hello.

It's a beautiful
night, isn't it?

Yes, I've heard.

He still loves you.

No.

No, I think it's over.

Well, your relationship
with the old Brian is over.

But unless my
intuition is wrong,

I think you kind of
like that new fellow.

He is different.

Adam: And you've changed, too.

Give it a chance.

(Whispering) Adam.

Now, listen to
your wise old doctor.

You're a lovely man.

Good night, and thank you.

Any time.

[Music playing]

[Knocking]

Mm-hmm?

Just a minute.

[Knocking]

Who is it?

Who is it?

Roger?

Roger, what are you doing here?

Maude threw me out.

The engagement is over--

finished--

[spitting noises]

--Kaput.

I'll never have a family.

I wanted to have children.

I wanted 10 of them, all boys.

I'll never have them now.

Sure you will.

She'll get over it.

No.

I've lost my last
chance for marriage.

Oh that's not so.

There are plenty of girls
that'd be thrilled to have you.

You're an attractive,
exciting man.

Ah, come on.

Sure you are.

Do you really think so?

Absolutely.

Fabulous!

Roger.

What are you doing?

Roger, you can't stay here.

Roger.

Roger!

[Music playing]

Roger.

Hmm?

Roger, come on.

It's me, Julie.

Come on.

You've got to get out of here.

Julie?

[Laughing]

Well, you little devil.

Hi.

Ah, hi.

It's kind of early
for you, isn't it?

Can I talk to
you for a minute?

Sure.

So have you decided about
us going to live in New York?

How'd you find out about that?

The same way you
usually find out about me.

Hm.

Well, I'm pretty sure.

It seems like a good move--

I think.

Well, if you're not 100%
sure, there's something

I'd like to say.

Ok.

Shoot.

I know you worry
about me and my future.

But I want you to know
I worry about you, too.

Vicki, I love you.

The way I see it, I'm not
always going to be a kid.

Someday, I'm going to
grow up and have to choose

the kind of life that I'd like.

But right now,
you're the grown-up,

so it's more important that
you choose the kind of life

that you'd like.

I hope I said that right.

You said it perfectly.

Gopher: Mr. Mallory, we'd
like to make a deal with you.

We know where Tom
is in Puerto Rico.

I see.

And you wish to sell
this information for more

than the agreed amount, hmm?

No, not sell-- swap
for a straight answer.

Why are you looking for Tom?

As I told you.

Straight.

Very well.

My brother was holding
an extremely valuable

pendant-- a family heirloom.

It was supposed to be
passed on to the eldest

surviving Mallory.

I knew he was in
failing health, and I

hoped that by following young
Tom, I would also find him.

I did-- but too late.

And he gave it to his son?

Yes, I'm sure
it's in that box.

But why would he do that?

Spite, senility, whatever.

But I feel certain that when the
situation is explained to Tom,

he will recognize
my rightful claim.

And you weren't
really interested in Tom

at all, just his legacy?

To be honest, yes, at first.

Where is he?

Ok.

We'll take you to him
on one condition--

it'll be Tom's decision whether
or not to return the pendant.

Agreed.

Hi.

Roger!

Roger, what are you doing here?

You can't stay here.

Oh, sure, I can.
It's ok.

We're going to be married.

No, Roger.

I'm not going to marry you.

Listen, i-- I know that
you're a very modern woman,

but we've got to think
about the children.

Roger, about last night.

Listen, now, it's a
little embarrassing.

I-- I'm not real clear on
what happened last night.

But I know it had to be great.

Julie, it's you and me
together through eternity.

[Chuckling]

No, Roger, no.
[Knocking]

You don't--

here's the rest
of your things.

I hope you're satisfied.

Satisfied?

Now that I've lost him?

Lost him?

Oh, you were too smart for
me, right from the beginning.

You saw that I was
yearning and burning,

clawing and pawing,
desperate for him,

an animal crazed with lust.

You were right.

I vamped him shamelessly.

But still, he clung to you.

Now, last night was
my final chance.

He'd been drinking.

I pulled him in here,
locked the door.

But he fought like a tiger.

He scratched and bit.

Bit?

Bit.

He ran from me, saying he
wasn't that kind of a boy.

I hit him with the lamp, threw
him on the bed, tore off his--

well, then what?

Yeah.

Then what?

Nothing.

He just kept saying your
name over and over--

maude, maude.

I stuffed a pillow in his
mouth, and he still kept saying

it. (Muffled) Maude, maude!

I spent the night
on the floor, alone.

And that's when I knew
I'd lost him forever.

Yeah, but i--

the best woman won.

Sorry, Julie.

Some of us have it,
and some of us don't.

Announcer (over pa):
Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Puerto Rico.

Passengers will be
disembarking in 15 minutes.

[Seagulls crying]

Attention, all passengers
leaving the ship here

in San Juan, please bring
your customs declaration

to the carousel lounge.

Brian: You say you spoke to Tom.

Is he expecting us?

Pete: Yeah, that's right.
He's all alone at the mission.

Brian: Perfect.

We can have a nice, long talk
without any interruptions.

Lucien: Follow that blue Van--

but not too closely.

But whatever you do,
don't lose it, understand?

Pete: Well, here we
are-- the monastery

of the brothers of St. Stephen.

Brian: Certainly an
imposing structure.

Pete: Yeah, it's part
of the old fortress.

Marcia: Wow.

It's built even
bigger than you, Dave.

Pete: I phoned Tom.

He said he'd leave
the lower gate open.

He's waiting for
us at the chapel.

Brian: Did you tell
him about my request?

Pete: Yes, I did.

Marcia: I'm glad
you're along, Kong.

You may have to carry me.

Dave: I'm just here
to carry all the money

you'll get for doing this.

Pete: I guess it
must be over here.

Lucien: Here.

This is it.
All right.

Stop.

I'm getting out.

[Non-English].

Gopher: Hey, you guys,
it looks like there's

a tunnel leading up.

[Gate clanging]

Oh, I've locked the gate,
so we won't be disturbed.

Wonderful place, this, isn't it?

I know it well.

I've been over every
inch of it many times.

What are you doing here?

The same as you--

to meet young Mallory and get
a look at that trinket of his.

How do you know about that?

Your brother and I were
partners in a few schemes.

He raved endlessly about
the Mallory treasure,

but I was too late getting
to it after he died.

The nephew got there first.

Well, better late
than never, huh?

Marcia: Oh!

Now, if you don't mind.

Wait.

Dave!

I don't want
anyone to get hurt.

I appreciate your help
in leading me to it,

but don't push your luck.

Just stay put.

Mr. Mallory, we can't just
let him get away with this.

He's right.

Come on, let's go.

We'll be ok.

Come on.

After you, brother.

Oh.

Is it locked?

Yeah.

Well, come on, Dave.

Use your muscles.

Break that thing.

[Grunting]

Uncle Brian?

No, I'm not your uncle.

But I've come for
the same thing.

Look, could one of
you guys give me a hand?

[Grunting]

Yeah!

Ah, the Mallory treasure.

I see you have taken
good care of it.

Thank you.

Now, just stay calm.

No!

Come on, Pete.
Let's get him.

Tom!

Are you all right?

Brian: Tom.

I'm gonna go get some help.

Tom, I'm Janet Mallory.

[Exciting music playing]

[Honking]

[Man shouting]

Aha!

Not so big without
the gun, huh, tubby?

Gopher: Ah, now,
if you don't mind.

All right.

I think we can call
this case a closer.

Book him!

Gopher: Here you go, Tom.

Thank you.

This rightfully belongs to you.

[Gasping]

Janet: How beautiful.

What were you going
to do with it, Tom?

Frankly, I was going
to sell it and use

the money to build a clinic.

It's paradise here.

But even in paradise,
there's the poor.

But I'll find another way.

We mallorys are persistent.

[Sighing]

You know, maybe I
did get too much sun.

[Clearing throat]

It, um, was nice
meeting you, nephew.

It's a privilege meeting you.

[Music playing]

Announcer (over pa): Attention
all passengers leaving

for Los Angeles,
airport transportation

is now available for boarding.

Hey, the passengers
are leaving.

Come on.

Hey, that sure was a nice
thing to do, donating the money

Mallory gave you
to Tom's clinic.

When all the others
did, I had no choice.

I mean, I was glad to do it.

It was my idea.

Heck, I'm all for charity.

You are?

Oh, absolutely.

Yeah, boy.

You know, if I had
kept that money,

I just would have
blown it on chicks

and parties and wild times.

So it's-- it's much better
this way that it's actually

going for a worthy cause.

Ah!

Oh.

Are you sure you
won't reconsider?

I'm afraid not, Charlie.

I thought you were
going to be my ally.

You let me down.

I'm sorry.

Well, she didn't let me down.

She's the one who
saw it straight.

You know something, merrill?

I think maybe I tried to
hire the wrong sailor.

Goodbye.

So long, Charlie.

Pete!

Good news.

What's that?

A cablegram from Blake.

He won't be needing
a transplant anymore.

Hey, that's great news.

Did you hear that, George?

We've been rejected.

You'll need both, George.

Pete: What?

He's going to marry his nurse.

Well, you know, I've got the
greatest idea I've ever had.

As long as you were
engaged to part of me,

why not just take
the whole thing?

You really mean it?

Yes.

Oh!

My turn to buy
you a ring, as soon

as we get off the plane in la.

Of course, um, maybe
you want to take

some time to think about it?

Oh, are you kidding?

I already cabled
my uncle George.

He'll be waiting for us at
the airport with a suitcase

full of samples.

Oh, yeah?

Well, thank you, Julie.

Don't take it too hard.

Oh, well, life must go on.

Roger's so crazy.

He decided we should get married
right here in Puerto Rico.

He's just full of
little surprises.

Oh, well, that ought
to really be something

to tell your little boys.

What boys?

Didn't you tell her?

Uh, not yet.

Oh, maude.

I think you're in for a
lot of little surprises.

Thank you for sailing with us.

Bye-bye, dear.

Dave, I've been thinking.

This really isn't going
to work between us.

Huh?

Well, you really don't talk,
and you don't read a lot,

and we really don't
communicate on too many levels.

You know, all you do is just
sit around and flex and lift.

I really think I need
a more educated guy.

[Laughing disbelievingly]

Come on, marcia.

Oh, wait a minute.

I mean, granted, you are
one gorgeous hunk of a guy,

you know what I mean?

And you have the
most marvelous body.

And the physical end of
our relationship is just--

it's really super.

But Dave-- Dave.

Maybe we could give
this a few more weeks.

Yeah.

Hope you enjoyed your cruise.

Thank you.

Thanks for sailing with us.

Woman: Thank you.

Do you, um, want
to say goodbye?

Thank you.

Uh, Mr. Mallory, excuse me.

I'd like for you to read this.

I wrote it while
I was on the boat.

It's the blazing adventures
of a Caribbean pirate.

I call it "the Mark of Marvin."

Yes, of course you do.

Hello.

Hello.

I hope he realizes
how lucky he is.

But if he ever slides back,
you know where to find me.

I'll never forget you, Adam.

You're very, very special.

Bye.

So how come I came in second?

Bye!

Goodbye!

Bye!

So long!

[Music playing]

Bye.

[Theme music]