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♪ Love, exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making
another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something
for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard
it's love ♪

I still don't think
you should take this trip.

I just have to get away, Harry.

Now remember,
you don't need
any new romances.

That Lee Marvin decision
is murder for wealthy guys
like you.

After all,
the court made you pay off
your last live-in girlfriend

almost half a million bucks.

I know, I signed the check.

As your lawyer,
I'm warning you that--

it won't happen again.

Good, but just in case...

Take these.

And before you even
shake hands with a girl,

be sure she signs one
of these releases freeing
you of any legal obligations.

I'll see you next week.

Don't forget,
no girls, no nothing.

And, oh-- enjoy yourself.

Oh sir, listen,
let me give you a hand.

Oh, thanks.

But what I could really use
is a leg.

Well, what happened?

Car accident...
With some crazy woman driver.

I just want to enjoy this trip
and forget the whole thing.

I'm Dr. Bricker.
Just call me
if you need anything.

Uh, that, you've gotta
get yourself.

Oh!

Oh!

I'm so sorry.
That was my fault.

It's quite all right.

Oh, no, no. Karen Ellison.

-Not you here.
-Don Barry?

I don't believe it.

This is the nut that rammed
into my car and broke my leg!

Now she's trying
to get yours!

That was your fault,
not mine!

Listen, why don't I just
show you your cabin.

Do you know that you caused me
the most terrifying experience
of my life.

I may never drive a car again.

Every pedestrian in america
will light a candle.

Good, then maybe
you'll be able to see
the road better.

Welcome aboard
the hate boat.

[Julie] Hello, welcome aboard.

How do I find my cabin?
My name is massey--

well, Mr. Massey,
welcome aboard.

Uh, never mind.
Can you help me, miss?

Uh, it's promenade 110,
through those doors and left.

Thank you.

Why do you suppose
he was avoiding me?

I guess he just prefers
a younger woman.

Oh.

Say, over there,
with the captain. Isn't that--

it is! That's Mark Redding.

The singer?

Yes.

Where?

This way please.

Sure.

Oh, no. Here he comes.
Oh, my hair's a mess.
Am I wearing lipstick?

Relax, you're fine.
You're the younger woman,
remember?

I'd like to have you
meet our cruise director,
Julie McCoy.

Hi, Julie.

How do you do.

Please call me Mark.

Okay.

-And this is my daughter, Vicki.
-Hey Vicki.

-[Gasps]
-How's it going?

Well, uh, perhaps you'd like
to take Mr. Redding
for one of your deluxe tours?

Uh, I guess I could find
some time.

Well, Vicki, if you're too busy,
I'm sure that I could, uh--

can I call you Mark?

Sure.

[Ship horn blowing]

[Cheering]

Oh, can little me
sign your cast as well?

Oh, I don't need your pen.

I'll get a knife and carve it.

Sorry, there's no more room.
So many other girls,
you know how it is.

I'd be happy to carve it
on the other leg.

Thanks, but I'm paying enough
getting the first one fixed.

Well, with all the money
you're collecting
from your insurance claim,

you could buy a bionic leg.

With you around,
I'd probably need one.

Look, you're still better off
than I am.

You've made me a nervous wreck.

Look how my hands shake.

Well, it looks
like you two
have stopped fighting.

Have you become friends now?

Friends? With him?

I'd rather be friends
with Frankenstein.

He's perfect for you.
His parts are replaceable.

Look, this is a big ship,

why don't you each choose
alternate decks?

Good idea.

I'm going down to the cardroom.

I only telling you that
so you won't
run me down again.

You'll recognize me. I'll be
the one with the red carnation
on his cast.

Oh, hi. I hope
you're having a good time.

Let me know if there's anything
I can do to help you
to enjoy your cruise.

Uh...

I already gave.

You know, this boat is much
bigger than I thought
it was gonna be.

Yeah, it's like a floating city.

Now you've seen the whole ship.
And this is your cabin.

Oh, great.

You know the pool up on the deck
looks like a lot of fun.

Why don't you meet me up there
in about 15 minutes?

Huh?

Unless you got another date?

[Gasps] Oh, no, 15 minutes.

At the pool. That'll be fine.

You're a sweetheart.

See you then.

Oh, Vicki, how'd you
get along with Mark Redding?

Honey, this is your father.

The captain.

Remember, we met earlier.

Oh, I'm sorry,
captain, merrill.

I was thinking
of something else.

Hmm.

Dad.

Mm-hmm.

You were much older
than mom, weren't you?

That's right.

How much older?

Oh, six or seven years.

But it didn't make
any difference, did it?

No, it's very common.

It usually works out better
when the man is older.

I agree totally.

You do?

Mm-hmm.

There sure are a lot of
good-looking ladies
this trip.

Mmm.

Say, you oughta be
out there socializing.

No way. The only friendships
I could be interested in
are with men.

Huh?

Oh?

Oh, you don't understand.

But I do, I'm a doctor.

But then again,
I really don't.

No, you see, men are decent.

What you see is what you get.

But them?

Look closely.

Each one of them has this
invisible wire

pulling you
right into the courtroom.

They should be forced
to wear price tags

just like everything else
you have to pay for.

Pay for?

I think you have
the wrong idea
about the cruise business.

The only thing I ring up
is drinks.

The best things
in life are free.

Free?

Look at this canceled check.

That's what the court made me
pay my last girlfriend.

Four hundred and sixty...
[Clears throat]

...thousand dollars.

That's more than
I made all week.

I keep that to remind me
not to get involved

and there are other things
in life beside girls.

See ya.

I sure hope he's wrong.

Me too.

If guys start giving up girls,
we're gonna be out of business.

The love boat will become
a bait barge.

[Humming]

[Gasps] Oh!

[Exclaims]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Why do I keep doing
these terrible things?

That's okay, you just made
a lot of fish very happy.

Well, at least let me
pay for them.

No, no, no, that's okay.
[Chuckles]

But you could do me one favor.

Uh, stay right here.
Don't move.

Give me a ten second
head start, okay?

[Sighs]

Oh!

Thanks.

You waiting
to see the doctor?

Yeah, he's gonna check my cast.

I guess it's a bit difficult
to get around on that thing.

Oh, not really.
I just have to watch out
for stray bowling balls.

Well, it's good that
you can joke about it.

I can't complain.
Thanks to the insurance company,
I get a free vacation.

With the two of us off the road,

so is the automobile club.

-What do you mean?
This was my first accident.
-First?

Well, uh... maybe the second.

Now really, how many accidents
have you had?

Um... four.

Four?

How many accidents
have you had?

Oh... just a few more than you.

Oh. Then I guess it was
inevitable that we would
run into each other.

[Chuckles]

Hey, uh...

Wanna sign my cast?

Sure, why not,
since I'm paying for it.

I like your accent. It's cute.
It's Swedish, isn't it?

Uh-huh. And so is that.

[Reads inscription]

[Laughs]

Translation...

"How about dinner tonight?"

Great idea! Sure.
I'll pick you up
at eight o'clock.

Lovely.

[Speaking Swedish]

Absolutely.
Uh, what does that mean?

Goodbye. See you later.

[Julie] To the right,
two, three.

Hello.
To the left.

Hi. You want
to join our class?

Sure.

And to the left.

And one more here.

Okay, that's good.
Now let's do flat back
and touch your toes.

Flat back, touch your toes.

Flat back, touch your toes.
Flat back--
that's good.

There, you got it.
That's good.

Okay.

Flat back, to the left.

Flat back, touch your toes.
Flat back, touch your toes.

Flat and touch.
Touch your toes.
Flat back. That's good.

Flat back, touch your toes.

That's real good.

So after the cruise,
I gotta go to Vegas

'cause I'm playing there
for two weeks.

And then back to New York,
where I'm starting--

hi, Mark.

Hi.

Excuse me.
Could I have your autograph?

Yeah, sure.

[Mumbling]

There you go.

Oh, right. Thanks.

Yeah.

Um... see you again?

Okay.

Okay.

-Very obvious, isn't she?
-What?

I guess you get that
all the time.

Huh?

Oh, autographs.

Yeah, all the time.

Hey, I'm gonna get
some more juice, okay?

Hey, looks like you've snagged
the most popular guy on board.

Hey, yeah and get a load
of that competition, huh?

What competition?
He's already found the girl
who interests him right here.

Yeah, sure.

[Mark] So is this
your first cruise?

Oh, here you go Vicki,
see you later.

Bye-bye.

So who needs a superstar anyway?

You still have us.

[Southern accent] Hi, Mark,
could I have your autograph?

[Knocking]

[Normal voice] Who is it?

Hi. I brought the stuff
you wanted to borrow.

Oh my goodness.

I see the hurricane didn't miss.
Were there any survivors?

Geez. [Chuckles]

How do you do all this
every day?

Being grown-up sure is
a lot of work.

Oh, you get used to it
gradually.

It's almost time for dinner
and I'm nowheres near ready.

I'll never be able to do this.

Well, how would you like
some help from an old pro?

Great, sure need lots of it.

Well, you don't need quite
so much as you think.

You know, the natural look
is always best.

It is?

Sure it is.

Let me put down these things

and then we'll see
what we can do
with your hair.

Do you think
we could maybe do it up?

Yeah, I think maybe.
Sit down.

There we go.

Julie?

Hmm?

How long does it take to...

Look like a woman?

Oh, you never know.

Don't be in too big of a rush.

It'll happen soon enough.

Sure doesn't seem like it.

[Julie chuckles] I know
what you mean.

And I know what a difficult
time you're going through.

My mother used to call it
"growing pains,"

when you're not quite
a little girl anymore and you're
not quite a grown woman.

But don't worry
you do get there.

You know, Vicki...

A bust doesn't have anything
to do with being a woman.

I mean, look at me.
I'm no Suzanne somers,

and I do real fine.

Honest.

Well,
enough of this seriousness.

Let's get your hair together.

And we will find one gorgeous,
grown-up, hairdo coming up.

Yeah!

Now did we get all the curlers?

I think so.

[Lute playing]

[Music continues]

[Applause, cheers]

[Applause]

Ah, this is what
I always dreamed of.

A romantic cruise,
a beautiful girl

and me hobbling along
behind her.

[Chuckles]

Oh! I'm so sorry.

It's all right. It's all right.
I'm getting used to it, now.

Maybe we should put
bells on you.

Thank you, Jorge.

Thank you for the help.

We make a good team.

Mm-hmm.

[Clears throat]
I'm really enjoying the evening.

Me too.

Who could ever
think of us two
ending up like this?

Do you know ever since
I was a young girl,

I've fantasized about
meeting someone like you

on a dreamy cruise
to faraway places.

Miles from my insurance agent.

[Both chuckle]

You know you're very lovely?

And that's real. The accident
did not affect my eyesight.

Thank you.

It's all kind of wonderful,
isn't it?

You're not even
a little bit nervous?

Why should I be?

Because of what I'm thinking.

What are you thinking?

We both seem such menaces.

So right after dinner,
in the interest
of passenger safety...

I think we should go
to my cabin.

[Chuckles] Yes,
the passengers will be safer,

but what about me?

You could always run.
I could never catch you.

[Chuckles]

Good evening, merrill.

Good evening, Adam.

Good evening.

Oh, excuse me.
I was telling you
about my little girl.

I think I misled you.

Well, well. Look at you!

[Chuckles] You look lovely.

Thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present my daughter,
Vicki.

Good evening, everyone.
Please be seated.

Sorry I'm late.

Do you think the captain
would mind having me
for a son-in-law?

[Chuckles]

Good evening, captain.

Evening, Mark.

-Hi.
-Oh, hello there.

You certainly are
full of surprises.

I almost didn't recognize you
when you came in.

You look sensational.

-You really think so?
-[Mark] Yeah.

-You gonna be
on the lido deck?
-Uh-huh.

-Save me a dance?
-Okay.

Terrific.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Remember you still
have a curfew.

Oh, captain, please.

I'll make it up
some other time.

Well...

Okay.

On second thought,
I think I'll turn in early.

Whatever you say, honey.

It just seems a shame
to deprive so many people
of seeing you

when you look so ravishing.

Maybe another time.

That and that,
all right?

Hey, how are you feeling
after dinner?

Oh, okay, I guess.

You're surrounded by that
all year 'round?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

How do you stand it?

Well, you sort of develop
a mental discipline.

Mental discipline, huh?

And that helps to, uh...

That and cold showers.

There's got to be something else
to do on this ship besides...

Well, sure, there's, uh...
Bingo and movies.

Movies. That'll do it.

At least I won't have to watch
any of this anymore.

Hey, what's playing tonight?

An Italian film,
"l'appassionata."

L'appassionata?

Yeah, what's that mean?

That means he's in trouble.

Ah, good.
Brut and chilled just right.

You handle that
like you're used to it.

Oh, of course.
I do this as a way of life.

I always have champagne
every time I have an accident
and take a cruise.

Ow! Ow!

I'm sorry. Let me see.

Oh! Ow.

[Exclaims]

Oh! Oh. Are you all right?

Mm-hmm. Uh...

[Both chuckle]

We are menaces.

Maybe, uh--
maybe we should stay
in this cabin forever?

[Moans]

[Knocking]

I'll get it.

Cablegram for Mr. Don Berry.

If he's still alive.

He sure is.

Here, cablegram for you.

You're soaked.

Oh, oh, that's all right.

My robe's hanging
behind the bathroom door.
Why don't you change?

I'll do that.

Please excuse me.

Oh, no!

What's wrong?

What's wrong is that judging
from the report you gave them,

your insurance company says
they're not honoring my claim.

Oh, but you can collect
from your company.

My company was
on 60 minutes last week.
The company president's missing.

What are you gonna do?

I'm going to sue you
and your company,

and, if I have to, I'm gonna
put you on the witness stand

and expose the lies
you obviously told them.

Lies?

Yes, lies.

I don't know what you said,
but it had to be all lies.

Well, sue all you like.

I was obviously right about you
in the first place.

Goodbye!

[Francesca] No, gino,
you mustn't.

[Gino] Ah, my lips hunger
for yours.

[Francesca] Oh, gino.

[Gino] Ahh, I take you
in my arms.

[Gino] I kiss your cheek.

[Francesca] Don't.

[Gino] Your nose.

[Francesca] Stop.

[Gino] Your neck.

[Francesca] Don't. Stop. Please.

[Gino] Amore.

[Francesca moans]

Don't stop.
Please don't stop.

Gino, gino.

[Gino] Francesca.

[Francesca] Gino, no.

Must be very interesting.

Oh, it's nothing.

Just a woman's article.

Doc, what is it about women
that attracts you most?

Well... I don't know.

Brains? Beauty?

Well, I guess what attracts me
most is, uh...

A women's mind.

That's what you go for?

Oh, absolutely.
Nothing gets to me as much
as a woman's mind.

Uh, it's what's up here
that counts.

-What about their figures?
-Figures?

Well, I suppose, um-- I mean--

oh, figures are fine, but...

I've always been
a brain man, myself.

[Woman] Oh, there you are, doc.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Oh, uh, Vivian. Well, I guess
we, uh, better be off.

Well, aren't we gonna go down
to your cabin?

To play chess.

She's deep, very deep.

Deep.

Hi.

[Both chuckle]

Oh, don't feel bad.

It's been my experience
that men are basically fickle.

Oh, I wasn't interested
in him anyway.

Oh.

He's coming back!

Careful, girls.
You don't want to get
too much sun.

"Girls"! That's it?

That's all?
Oh, after last night.

[Sobs]

Vicki, is anything wrong?
That was a very fast exit.

It was only like you said.
"Growing pains."

"Growing pains"?

She doesn't look
like she can afford
to grow much more.

Men! You're all alike.

Hi, I'm Angela.

Hi.

You, uh, getting ready
in case we have to take
to the lifeboats?

Therapy. Keeps me busy.

Uh, dry my back, would you?

Not with your breath,
with the towel.

You're kinda cute.
Are you taken?

"Taken"?

You know, married, engaged,
girlfriend aboard?

None of the above.

[Gasps] Um, you missed a spot.

[Both chuckle]

[Sighs] It sure feels good
to be out.

Out?

Well, I teach
at this boys' school,

and we had
this measles epidemic.

And anyway I've been
in quarantine with ten-year-olds
for six weeks.

And I really like men

and I've been locked up
a long time.

So I came aboard
to catch up on
some serious socializing.

You know what I mean?

Six weeks?

Mm-hmm.

Shall we, uh, discuss it
over some orange juice?

It's full of vitamins,
and you never know
when you're gonna need them.

No, you never do.

Two orange juice, please.

Good.

So let's play.
Your court or mine?

[Gulps] Uh...

Court.

-Would you mind
signing a form?
-A what?

Just a little piece of paper.

It's not for me.
It's for my lawyer.

You see, he's kind of
superstitious.

It'll just take a minute.
I'll be right back.

Save my place.

Well, hurry.

Angela.

I'm back.

Here's the form.

Angela, it's me.

Going ashore?

No, I'd probably
trip over someone

and start
an international incident.

Oh, go on.
You can handle that.

Just carry a fog horn
or something.

No, I don't feel like it.

What's the matter?

You see my insurance company
refuses to pay Don's claim,

and he's blaming me for it.

Things were going
so well between us.

I really like him,
and I thought it was mutual.

Well he's probably forgotten
the whole thing.

No, he was pretty angry.

You see he counted on that money
to pay for this trip.

And now I can't convince him
it wasn't my fault.

Then go and tell him.

I guess we're just two ships
that collide in the night,

and both sink.

[Sighs] So I lost
a pretty neat guy.

Well, that's the only thing
I'm not insured against.

[Knocking]

Come in.

Oh, hello, Julie.

Hi.

What is it?

Well, I don't quite
know how to put this.

It's about Vicki.

Oh, and Mark Redding?

-Oh, you already know...
-[Chuckles] It's hard to miss.

Oh, well, you see, sir,
it's her first big crush

and I think she needs
some guidance.

She's feeling kind of rejected
and ugly ducklingish.

If you'd like,
I'll talk to her.

No, thank you. I'll handle it.

It's a crucial time
for both of us.

I just want Vicki
to know and understand

that I'm here for her
when she needs me.

I always will be.

I just don't know exactly
what I'm going to say.

Well, don't worry, sir.
You'll think of something.

Promise me.

Mm-hmm [chuckles]

You can start out by telling her
she's got a great dad. Bye-bye.

[Gopher] Land tours
will be leaving in ten minutes
from the coral deck gangway.

We hope you enjoy your day.

Why don't we have
that next round
down in my cabin?

I thought you'd never ask.

Um... one little thing.
I have something
I'd like you to sign first.

The check?

No, it's just
a little paper, form.

You want me to sign something?
Before we...

No, it's nothing really.

Vivian?

[Isaac] Ah.

I'll have a double bourbon
with cyanide chaser.

Uh, if you order two cyanides,

you get to keep
the Donald duck glass
we serve it in.

What's happening?
Want to talk?

Nah.

I made such a jerk
of myself with someone
I really care about.

Hmm. Would you believe
that is the very first time

that this has ever happened
on this ship?

I slammed her head with my chin,
drenched her so she'll
probably get pneumonia,

and almost shot her ear off
with a cork. How could she
forgive me for that?

Got a thought. You ready?

Find her and tell her
you're sorry.

She wouldn't listen to me.

I'd throw myself overboard,
but I'd probably miss the ocean.

[Knocking]

Come in.

-Hi.
-Hi.

I didn't see you
in the shore party
and I got worried.

I decided
to clean my room instead.

Now I'm really worried.
[Chuckles]

[Sighs]

Vicki... you know
that I respect your privacy.

But this is one of those times
when I think a girl needs
a mother.

And since I'm playing
both parts, I...

Oh, what I'm trying to say is...

I'd like it if you'd include me
in what's happening
to your life.

I know you love me,
captain merrill...

But somebody your age
could never understand.

Well, I wasn't born this old.
[Chuckles]

It's Mark Redding.

You probably think I'm silly.

No, I don't.

It reminds me
of my first crush
when I was 12.

Twelve? How old was she?

Oh, very old, almost 24.

Miss foley, my beautiful,
beautiful sixth-grade teacher.

You know, I used to stay in
after school just
so I could clean her erasers.

[Chuckles]
Boy, was I smitten.

I bet she never led you on.

Sure she did,
but not knowingly.

She was just being nice,
like Mark has been.

But I misunderstood
because that's
what I wanted to do.

Oh, I think I understand.

Naturally,
she broke my heart.

She eloped
with the football coach,
a real zombie.

But I had the last laugh.
I showed her.

-How?
-I stopped
cleaning her erasers.

[Chuckles]

Vicki.

The most important thing
is you keep liking yourself,
just the way you are right now.

Okay?

Okay.

Don't forget,
it's the big dance tonight.
I expect to see you there.

But what about my curfew?
I'm supposed to be
in bed by 10:00.

Well, we can forget
that tonight.

Who could ever sleep
in such a clean room?

It's really kinda sad, gopher.

Hmm?

He's crazy about Karen.
But he won't do anything
about it.

We ought to help him.

I don't know about that, man.

When those two get together,
the free world is in danger.

Yeah, but if they don't latch on
to each other, they're gonna
end up finding someone else,

which means two unsuspecting
strangers are gonna end up
in a demolition derby.

Okay, tell you what.
I'll get Karen.

But what if he leaves?

He won't.
He kind of likes it here.

Okay.

Um, is there anything else
I can get you?

Oh, no, thanks.
I'm gonna finish this and go.

Go? You can't! Um...

The next drink is on the house.

How come?

Captain's orders.

You see we have our special

happy hour for, uh...

Hobblers!

Not for me. I'll be leaving.

Okay.

[Humming]

[Band playing dance music]

-[Music stops]
-[People cheer]

[Julie] Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight we have
a very special treat.

May I introduce Mark Redding!

[Band plays drumroll, fanfare]

[Band playing rock ‘n' roll]

♪ When I see you
walkin' down the street ♪

♪ I remember ♪

♪ everything about you
oh, so sweet ♪

♪ so warm and tender ♪

♪ ooh
I can't stop lovin' you ♪

♪ it's all I want to do ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ when I see
the sunlight in your hair ♪

♪ the moonlight in your eyes ♪

♪ suddenly, I know how much
you really care ♪

♪ I realize ♪

♪ ooh
I can't stop lovin' you ♪

♪ it's all I want to do ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ I'm in love again ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ I know
I am such a lucky man ♪

[Saxophonist playing solo]

♪ Ooh
I can't stop lovin' you ♪

♪ it's all I want to do ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ every time, baby ♪

[Audience applauds, cheers]

Wait! Wait, please.
I can explain.

[Band playing dance music]

Excuse me,
are you into dancing?

There's no point in it.

You're a pretty girl.
We'd dance. I'd get
interested in you.

We go outside in the moonlight.
I get more interested.

I ask you to sign this form,
then, poof! You split.

-Not necessarily.
-So there's no point--

-you mean you would sign it?
-Why not?
If everything else was okay.

Why not? Sure.

It's sorta noisy.
You want to skip the dance and
go right on to the moonlight.

Oh, sounds promising.

Yes.

Promising.

Looks like the captain
is bending the curfew rules
just a wee bit.

Bending? I think
they're completely shattered.

[Music ends]

[Captain chuckles]

Captain, you're the love boat's
answer to John Travolta.

Thank you, Adam. Thank you.

Hey, Vicki.

Oh, Mark.
A marvelous show.
I enjoyed it.

Thank you very much.

Well, Vicki?
You want to show me
some new steps?

I'm sorry,
but I already promised
the next dance to doc.

You did?

She did, she sure did.

[Mark] Oh. Well, uh...

Maybe later, huh?

Well, good for her,
she got even.

There's no reason for her
not to dance with Mark.

He didn't deliberately
try to hurt her.

If she felt stronger
about herself there'd be no need
for this "getting even."

Well, captain, your daughter,
like the rest of us,
is only human,

and, you know, sometimes
you're getting over someone

is a tiny bit easier
when you get even a little.

Isaac, have you seen
my crutches?

Um, did you come in with them?

How do you think I got here?
By taxi?

They were right here.

That's the third pair today!

Can you describe 'em?
You know, I better
go report these stolen.

Hey, what's going on?

Was he badly hurt?

Well, you know
how clumsy he is.

See, he tripped
and he hit his head
and he keeps calling your name,

"Karen, Karen."

Karen!

See, he said it again.

Are you all right?

Well, he's a fast healer.

What's this all about?

Hmm.

He told me you'd been
in an accident.

Well, it's part of my job.
I'm the love boat liar.

[Isaac] But it's the truth.

Because, of all the accidents
you two have been in,
this has been the worst kind.

Because he's been hurt here.

I really don't think, uh--

so you two just better
get your act together.
You know?

Yeah, you're not getting
your crutches back until you do.

[Laughs]

I'm sorry about last night.

Let's never mention
the accident again.

What accident?

-What's wrong?
-[Gulps]

I think I swallowed
your earring.

[Stereo: Soft music]

Oh, boy.
I wish I met you
the first day.

No. We'll have plenty of time
to make up for it.

Getting kind of late.

I know.

I should get you
back to your cabin.

Oh, I'd rather stay here,
if you don't mind.

[Both chuckle]

You sure you don't mind
about the paper?

No.

It's gone. I must've...

Left it--

it'll just...

Take me a...

[Moans]

The hell with my lawyer.

Ah.

We just wanted to thank you.

My pleasure.

You're all very special people.
Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

We'll be coming back.

Oh. Well, in that case,
I'll double our insurance.

[Both chuckle]

Till then.

So long.

[Julie] Bye.

[Man] So long.

Oh, goodbye.

Bye-bye.

Bye. Thanks for everything.

Yes.

Wonderful. So long.

Well, what's your prediction?

Oh, definite marriage.
Think they'll have children?

Whether they want to or not.

[Laughs]

We can go right from here

to my place in Santa Barbara,
spend a week there.

A week?

Or longer.

And no more papers to sign,
none of that.

I think this is the beginning
of something really solid.

Uh...

Anything wrong?

Yeah, I don't know
how to ask you this,

but I'm gonna have to ask
for your signature.

My signature?

[Chuckles]
Well, it's not me.
It's my silly attorney.

You see...
My last romance
cost me a fortune.

Vivian, where have you been
the last two days?

Oh... playing chess.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Goodbye.

Bye, Vicki.

Bye-bye.

[Vivian] Bye-bye.

Bye.

Well, there goes
the first man in my life.

Well, you'll
get another one.

I've already got one.

You have?

[Chuckles]