All language subtitles for The Love Boat S03E16 Kin Folk Part 1 1080p WEB-DL AAC2 0 H 264-squalor_track3_[eng]

[Theme music]

Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're
expecting you.

And love, life's
sweetest reward.

Let it flow, it
floats back to you.

The love boat!

Soon, we'll be
making another run.

The love boat promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love!

Welcome aboard, it's love!

Well, back to
the old grind, doc.

Boy, two days ashore sure
doesn't seem like enough.

I can live on my memories.

Oh, what a weekend.

I don't even care about
the cleaning bill.

[Splash]

Hold it.

What?

Somebody squished.

Don't look at me.

I haven't squished in years.

The deck is flooded!

Rainy season?

No!

What about the cabins?

Oh, my books!

My cashmere sweaters!

My Dolly Parton poster!

[Splash]

[Gopher screams]

Gopher!

Are you all right?

Well, first of all, i'm
gonna need a very large sponge.

All right, thank
you very much.

Apparently, the sprinkler
system on the crew deck

was set off accidentally.

And unfortunately,
I'll take a least

a week to repair the damage.

Oh, no!

Sir, we--

so we have to make
other living arrangements.

Now, what is the situation
regarding vacant cabins?

Well, sir, we're
almost fully booked.

The only thing that's
empty is fiesta 133,

and that's the smallest
cabin on the ship.

Sir, I know how
uncomfortable that cabin is,

but I am willing to
make the sacrifice.

Uh, miss McCoy
will take fiesta 133.

Like I was saying, Julie is
entitled to a separate cabin.

Sir, what about us?

Well, we can't
stay where we are.

Our cabins are so
wet, we could sublet

them to Jacques cousteau.

There must be somewhere.

Well, sir, there is one large
cabin that wasn't flooded,

and we could move in some cots.

Perfect.

Which cabin?

Uh, there's a crew member
already living there, sir.

Miss McCoy, these men
need a place to sleep.

Now, no one on my
ship is going to deny

them simply because of
some minor inconvenience.

Now, whose cabin are
you talking about?

Yours, sir.

Well, as you can see, uh, i'm
in the midst of painting here.

Yes, well, I was
thinking of your bedroom.

Oh, yes, of course.

Thank you for the suggestion.

Shall I arrange
for those cots?

[Sigh].

I suppose so.

I mean, certainly.

Yes, sir.

That's very big of you, sir.

Hey, that's why our man
here gets the big money.

Right, sir?

Mr. Smith.

Yes, sir?

You're dripping
on the mahogany.

Capt. Merrill--
what happened to you?

I was bobbing for dinner.

Julie says that doc
and gopher and Isaac

are gonna be staying
with you in your cabin.

Boy, are you guys
gonna have fun!

Oh, goody.

Hello.

Hello.

Frank and maura bellock.

Such an incredible night.

Maura, look at that star.

I'd rather look at the bar.

Well, that's, uh,
something for everybody.

Hey, guys, look
at all of this.

Oh, I'm so excited I could die.

With that dress, i'm
surprised you haven't.

Dave and Cynthia wilmer.

Yes, sir.

Oh, Mr. Wilmer.

Yes, you're all on the aloha
deck, cabin 270 and 272.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Hi.

Hi.

Let's go.

Ooh.

Well, maybe they're
kissing cousins.

Or not.

When are you gonna
move your stuff

into the captain's quarters?

I can't get into my cabin
until the tide goes out.

Ah, I know what you mean.

I wonder how my
albums are gonna sound

after they've been underwater.

Never hear Stevie
wonder gargle?

Hello, welcome aboard.

- Julie!
- Hi!

How are you?

Oh, I'm good.

Oh, Julie, I don't know
how to thank you for this.

I really don't.

Well, you just sing
as well as you did when

I heard you in that club, ok?

Oh, that was a nothing place.

I wasn't even
getting paid there.

Oh, no?

Oh, wow.

Oh, man.

You are a Julie
McCoy discovery.

Now, you remember that
when you make it big.

No, no, no, you
mean if I make it big.

I mean when.

Guess who's gonna
be on this cruise?

Who?

Steve sorrell.

Steve sorrell,
the record producer?

Mm-hmm.

I bet he gets one look at you
and he offers you a contract.

Oh, yeah?

No, no, I'll probably blow it.

No way!

Hey, you've got what it takes.

You've got talent
and style and looks.

Now, you may be going
out there a singer, kid,

but you're coming back a star!

Well, in that case,
uh, better go steam

the wrinkles out of my tux.

I have an image to
protect, you know.

I'll see you, Julie.

Thanks a lot.

It's an honor to have
you on board, miss wasser.

I think I've read every
book you've ever written.

Yes, but how many
have you bought?

You know what I enjoy
about your novels?

I always feel that i'm
reading about real people.

Oh, you are.

I am?

Oh, I steal all
my plots from life.

I change the names, add
a few facts, and voila.

But you mean that that blind
newsboy in "the last bell"

actually exists?

Oh, you couldn't make
up a character like him.

I hung around his
newsstand in New York

until I knew every
detail of his life.

That's fascinating.

It's also expensive.

I must have bought $600 worth
of magazines I didn't want,

and I talked in
headlines for weeks.

Well, uh, what are
you working on now?

My vacation.

I'm going to bingo
my brains out.

Oh, mama, ain't
this something?

Oh, this is fancy for a boat.

Hmph, too dang fancy.

I feel just like a
catfish in a gopher hole.

Oh, come on now, grandpa.

Let's just do what
we came here for.

Oh, it's like a royal palace.

Oh, no it ain't.

It's like them big hotels
they have in Charleston.

Oh, don't you put
on airs, Elmer fargas.

You never been outside
of West Virginia neither.

Hello, I'm Julie McCoy.

If you say so.

Howdy, ma'am.

We're the Scofields.

Uh, could you tell us where we
could find the youngster who's

singing on this here cruise?

Oh, do you know Danny?

Well, he-- he used to sing
around our neck of the woods.

Oh, Mr. Scofield, I'm sure
that Danny's gonna enjoy

having some fans on board.

Your cabins are right
up those stairs.

Enjoy your cruise.

Thank you.

Captain, you'll have
to bingo without me.

I've just seen a bestseller.

Ah, Mr. Sorrell, welcome back.

Hope you have a great cruise.

Listen, sir, if there's
anything that you need or want,

please just let us know.

Well, there is one thing.

Name it, sir.

Can you get me one of those?

Kitty, just you don't let your
head be turned by every city

boy that smiles at you here.

Now, turn around here.

I am not fooling.

Now, that's what I call
good old country sunshine.

It's nice to know
I'm worth smiling at.

And mind your tone.

You ain't my husband
yet, you know.

[Horn blows]

You think he's
gonna be surprised?

Like a hound dog in a tornado.

I still say if he wanted to
see us, he coulda come home.

Oh, grandpa,
Danny doesn't wanna

come back to gators corner.

He's making a name for himself.

Ain't nothing wrong
with that name he's got.

Oh, just quit
your scrapping now.

Oh, here.
- This is it.

All: Surprise!

Pa!

Ma!

What are-- what are you guys--

I mean--

close your mouth, son.

No telling what might
stroll in there.

Oh, we wanted to surprise you!

I'm surprised, all right.

Uh, co-- come in, come in.

Good lord, son, you're skinny
as a possum with lockjaw.

Hey.

Hi, how are you?

Good.

You been eating good?

Oh, i-- I been
eating just fine, ma.

Tell me, how come
you're all here?

Well, when you wrote
that you was gonna

sing on a big fancy boat, we
just took our rainy day money

and just bought us tickets.

Oh, mama.

Mama, you shouldn't
have done that.

That's a lot of money.

Well, Elmer pitched in.

His farm's been
doing really well.

Nice of you mom

well support to your food

I haven't seen you
in such a long time.

I missed you

oh I missed you,
too kitty you know

I haven't needed to come
back home for a visit

but you know the schedules and

this is hearsay under
Danny's picture?

Uh, "now appearing in
the 'aca-pell-co' lounge,

Danny fields."

Danny fields?

Who's that?

That's, um, that's me.

You ain't no Danny fields!

Now, grandpa, everybody in
showbiz changes their name.

Well, it ain't right.

He's a Scofield.

His pa's a Scofield.

I'm a Scofield.

My pappy and my
pappy's pappy all

the way back were Scofields!

Oh, it's all right, pa.

He's still our Danny.

Nothing could change that.

Ain't that right, son?

Sure, mama, you bet.

Hey, you know, i'm--

I'm really glad y'all came.

I really am.

Heck, son, what are kin for?

Why, a man without kin is
like grits without hog fat.

Yeah.

Hey, look, i-- I wish I could
spend more time with you,

but I've--

I've got a rehearsal right
now that I've gotta get to.

Oh, don't you fret.

Now, this boat's got all
sorts of ways for people

to busy themself.

It sure has.

Why, you know, they got
a place here that you

can shoot your own supper.

Of course, I ain't ever et no
skeet, but folks around here

seem to like 'em a whole bunch.

No, no, grandpa, you--
you don't eat skeet,

you just shoot 'em.

What do you wanna shoot
'em for if you can't eat 'em?

Well, it's like
I told you, Floyd.

Folks outside of west virginny
is just plum "igornant."

[Knocking]

Good evening, ma'am.

Uh, Mr. Wilmer
ordered some hot milk.

Where can I put--

I'll take it, thank you.

Oh.

Uh, can I get you anything else?

- No, nothing else.
- Have a nice evening.

Good night.

Hot milk.

Dave!

Dave, it's only 10 o'clock!

I though we'd get together
with frank and maura.

Dave: No way.

I'm beat.

Oh, Dave!

Maura?

What, you too?

What a bunch of party poopers.

But it's been a long day.

Oh, but don't you love it?

Come on, aren't you
glad frank and I got

you guys to go on this cruise?

It beats sitting around
that apartment pool.

Doesn't it, frank?

Frank's gone out.

Oh.

Well, i-- I guess if you're
gonna call it a night,

I might as well, too.

Good night, maura.

Good night.

[Door closes]

Honey?

Honey, I'm starved.

I'm gonna go check
with the steward to see

what's keeping our hot milk.

[Humming]

Ooh-wee!

It was a gift from peaches.

You like it?

Oh, I didn't say that.

Hey, gopher, come on, man.

Get out of there.

You know, somebody else wants
to get into the bathroom.

Gopher!

[Isaac banging]

Ahem.

What, uh, seems to be
the problem, gentlemen?

It's gopher, sir.

He won't come out
of the bathroom.

I think he's having an affair
with a bottle of listermint.

I see.

Excuse me.

Mr. Smith, the front
office has suggested

that I recommend crew members
for our arctic freighter.

Now, since you are so busy,
suppose I jot down your name?

Geez, can't a guy wash up
without getting deported?

I don't believe it.

Dr. Denton's.

Hey, they're
comfortable, all right?

My feet get cold!

Oh, uh, sir,
could I just get--

Patience, Isaac, Patience.

Doc, you need patients.

I need the bathroom.

Aha!

Got an idea here.

[Soul music playing]

Isaac, don't you know
listening to that stuff can

be hazardous to your health?

[Classical music playing]

Hey, doc!

Man, I hate that kind of stuff.

[Soul music playing]

And I hate that kind of stuff!

[Classical music playing]

Well, that's just too bad!

[Soul music playing]

Isaac, now look--

no way, man!

Oh!

Now, look what you did!

Look what I did?

Eww, do you smell something?

Yeah, it's like a
combination of, uh, honeysuckle

and lilac and old sweatsocks.

It's incense.
- Om.

Oh.

Gopher, what are you doing?

Om.

Earth to gopher,
earth to gopher.

Come in, gopher, come in.

Om.

I think he's stepped out.

Is somebody manufacturing
rubber in here?

Om.

Mr. Smith!

Ah!

Sir, uh, I was meditating.

It helps me relax.

Well, tense up and go to bed.

Yes, sir.

Will somebody please
turn off that din?

Oh, yes, sir.

You know, I was
just waiting for you

to come out of the bathroom.

I was just using this kind
of, you know, to distract me

a little bit.

And I was gonna go to the bath--

ooh!

All yours, Isaac.

Ooh, thank you.

Now, I don't have to anymore.

All right, time
for lights out.

Doc: Good night, Isaac.

Isaac: Good night, doc.

Doc: Good night, merrill.

Capt. Stubing: Good night, Adam.

Isaac: Good night, captain.

Capt. Stubing:
Good night, Isaac.

Gopher: Om.

All: Gopher!

Gopher: Sorry.

Doc: You'd make a lousy walton.

You look like you're planning
to take that home with you.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

This is my first ocean.

It's beautiful.

Yes, it is.

I've seen it so many times,
I hardly notice anymore.

Well, uh, I better go.

My family'll be
wondering where I got to.

Why don't you check in with
them and then let me show you

the ship?

Oh.

Oh, well, I couldn't do that.

I got a Beau.

A Beau?

Elmer.

We're getting married come June.

Oh, I see.

Well, Elmer's gain is my loss.

I hope he knows how lucky he is.

What are you gawking at?

Well, I guess I didn't expect
to see so much of West Virginia

out here in the
middle of the ocean.

Ooh, Betty, you're
getting really red.

Why don't you go inside?

Hi.

Well, howdy.

Hi.

Anybody in the mood
for a game of bingo?

No.

Oh, it's not very down
home around here, is it?

Hey!

You know, my old Irish
grandfather used to say, (irish

accent), "woman,
you'll never be far

from home as long as
you have the music

of your heart with you."

Uh, I bet that's
true for you, too.

You're sorry we
came, aren't you?

Oh, no.

Of course not, kitty.

I just--

you're scared we're
gonna shame you.

No.

No, it's just that
this producer's

on board, this record producer.

Could be my big break.

And I just don't wanna
blow it by letting

him think that I'm some kind
of hillbilly or something.

Oh, he won't think that.

Why, heck, you don't even
sound country anymore.

Oh, I know that, I know that.

But ma and pa and grandpa-- oof.

Oh, they'd never do
nothing to hurt you.

Not on purpose.

I know that.

[Playing "Turkey in the straw"
on harmonica]

That's exactly what
I was afraid of.

Look at them-- the
quaint, country-type folks

making fools of themselves
in front of everybody!

No.

No, I'm sorry but i--

I just want to be so
much more than that.

So do I, only
I don't know how.

Kitty, for a start, you think
twice about tying yourself down

to some guy who's gonna
keep you in the kitchen

the rest of your life.

Now, do you want that?

Come on.

Oh, kitty, there's so much
more in this world for you

than that.

So don't get stuck in the
19th century, like them.

Ok?

Ok.

Ping-pong, anyone?

Not my game.

What is your game, frank?

I'm not much for games.

Mm-hmm.

Honey, what do you
say we get some drinks?

Oh, no, thanks.

I just want some sun.

Maura, what do you say we
get our people some drinks?

Sure.

Frank?

Oh, just one of
those fruity things.

How about a gin and tonic?

Whatever.

Frank, will you put
some oil on my shoulder?

Sure.

Honey, where's the lotion?

What a couple of beauties.

What are you talking about?

Can't you see what's
going on under your nose?

Maura, you're raving.

Yeah, raving mad at your wife.

I don't need this from her.

What?

What is it you don't need?

Dave, they're
having an affair.

Who?

Who?

Them!

Oh, come on.

No way.

Come on, Dave.

They touch each other
every three minutes.

They touch each other from
opposite sides of the pool.

Maura, listen.

I know frank's had
millions of affairs,

but this is not one of them.

Oh, and I'm sorry.

I really shouldn't
have said that.

Look, I love my wife, so
let's just pretend we haven't

had this conversation, ok?

Ok, whatever you think.

Ah, what will it be, folks?

One of my famous eye-openers?

He just had one.

It didn't work.

[Playing "Turkey in the straw"
on harmonica]

Oh, they're a
fantastic family.

Yeah.

I could really build
a book about them.

Well, what's holding you back?

Grandpa Scofield.

You know, these mountain men
are so suspicious of outsiders.

They won't talk to anybody.

Except mountain women.

[Cheers and applause]

That's it, folks!

My pucker's tuckered!

[Laughter]

Excuse me a minute, captain.

I vow y'all brought
a tear to my eye.

Well, thank you kindly, ma'am.

Oh, uh, I ain't
heard nothing like that

since I left Miller crossing.

Miller crossing,
West Virginia?

The identical.

Well, I'll be
greased and fried!

Grandpa, you hear that?

We got ourselves
a neighbor here.

We come from gators corner.

Oh, don't that beat all?

Oh, we got kin
in Miller crossing.

You don't happen to know
miss Barbara Jean Scofield?

Well, who don't?

I'm verna wasser.

Oh, how do you, ma'am?

I don't recollect any
wassers in Miller's crossing.

Well, my mama done
married again, so--

I was there one
time 30 years ago.

Went to a horse sale,
got scud real bad.

Oh, the horse I bought was lame.

Had to shoot him.

Ain't set foot in
the place since then.

But I'd have sure been back if
I had known their women folks

was as handsome as you are.

Well, you're smoother
than a barbershop shave.

Lucius Scofield, ma'am,
but you can call me Luke.

Howdy, Luke.

I'm vernie.

Say, how about you
and me just finding

out how big this old boat is?

Well, I think that
would just be lovely.

Excuse us.

We'll see you kids.

Grandpa hadn't had
a twinkle in his eye

like that since the time rev.
Hoosker fell off a pulpit

and landed in the rhododendrons.

Oh, yeah.

I remember that.

Capt. Merrill, you
said you'd take me

to see the engine room today.

Sweetheart, uh, I
really have to take a nap.

And I didn't think grownups
did things like this.

Grownups do a lot of
things that'd surprise you.

Was it fun last night with
doc and gopher and Isaac?

Yes, it was a real ball.

Doc snores like
a rusty chainsaw,

gopher chants in his sleep, and
Isaac exercises to disco music

at 6:00 am.

I'm sorry, honey, but I
really have to lie down.

Look, uh, we'll see the
engine room another time.

But there's
nothing else to do.

Oh, why don't you
go clean your room?

I'm sure it's a mess.

My room's a mess?

You gotta be kidding.

(Singing) Well,
get down, get down!

Boogie till your face is frozen!

Get down, get down!

Ow!

Dance until your
feet are aching!

Dance until they
smell like bacon!

Get down, get down,
get down, get down!

Get it over with.

Oh, captain, what's happening?

Oh, I was just gonna
ask you the same thing.

Oh, a passenger spilled
a pi a colada on me,

so I gotta get a clean shirt,
clean tie, clean uniform,

shower, do my hair, and change.

(Singing) Get down, get down!

Boogie till your hair is greasy!

Oh, uh, captain, are
you trying to sleep?

Sleep?

At this hour of the day?

Don't be silly.

(Singing) Boogie till
you're in a groove!

Boogie till your parents move!

Get down, get down,
get down, get down!

Gopher (on loudspeaker):
Good morning,

and welcome to puerto vallarta.

We hope you enjoy your day.

Hey, where in
tarnation have you been?

I been looking all over for you.

Your folks is worried.

Elmer, I can't
believe how many

things they got to do here.

Why, they got games and
shows and movies and dances.

Yeah?

They even got those fancy
disco dances, like on TV.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You wanna go learn with me?

Well, what for?

Ain't no place to do
them dances back home.

Well, we can do them here.

They got a band.

Oh, I already know all
the dances I need to know.

Elmer, don't you
wanna learn nothing new?

Oh, I ain't looking for
nothing new, 'cause, uh, I

already got everything I want.

I got the farm, and I got you.

But don't you ever feel
like there's gotta be more?

You don't understand, do you?

Hey, look.

You wanna learn fancy dances?

Go to it.

I'll sit with the folks.

Now, you have a
good time, you hear?

The Sam hill is in them?

Why, they look sillier than
a sow with a saddle on.

Well, i-- I think they is
what's called slot machines.

What are they for?

Hey, them people is
sure dumb, ain't they?

What do you mean, Luke?

Well, just look.

They're spending good money just
to watch them little wheels go

round, and we're standing
right here watching them,

and we ain't paying a thing!

[Disco music playing]

Hi, kitty.

Hey, come on and join us.

That's real good.

Oh!

Hi, again.

Oh, hi.

I don't know anything
about these type of dances.

Well, that's why
you're here, isn't it?

To learn.

Luckily, you're in good hands.

I am?

Oh, certainly.

I'm a veteran of studio 54 in
New York, r gine's in London,

and le club in Paris.

Then what are you doing
here taking lessons?

Oh, I'm not taking
them, I'm giving them.

What a day.

I'm having the best time.

Aren't you?
- Cynthia, I think I'd like to--

look at you.

You're already
dressed for lunch.

I'd better get a move on.

Cynthia, maybe we could--

[wolf whistle]

What's with him?

Doesn't he know i'm
a married woman?

Ah.

Ah!

What are you doing in here?

I was, uh, just
lying here trying

to decide what to do about that
young lady on the lido deck.

What young lady is that, sir?

You know, that
pretty stewardess who

insists on sunbathing topless.

She's causing
quite a disruption.

Oh, that young lady.

Right.

Well, uh, I'm sure you'll
make the right decision, sir,

because you always do.

I, uh-- I have to
go though, now.

I gotta get back
to-- uh, to work!

Ah.

Wait till you hear this.

A passenger lent it to me.

Songs of the humpback whale.

No.

[Whale sounds]

Wonder what brought that on.

Man (on loudspeaker):
We hope you enjoyed

your day in puerto vallarta.

The ship will sail
in 30 minutes.

Well, I travel so much,
I'm hardly ever home.

What's it like
seeing the world?

The big cities and all?

Oh, I guess one town is
pretty much the same as another.

People are pretty much people.

You mean, they're just
like us in Paris, France?

(French accent) Uh, well, no.

They, uh, they speak a different
language, n'est-ce pas?

And, uh, they are very romantic.

(French accent) Oh, monsieur,
you are so very romantic.

Hey, you got a good ear.

Yeah.

Lot of good it's gonna
do me in Cox county.

Hey, how was rehearsal?

Oh, the band is really good.

So are you.

Oh, thanks, Julie.

Hey, Steve sorrell is gonna be
sitting at the captain's table

tonight, so you'll get a chance
to meet him before the show.

Oh, terrific.

You know, I've always want--

oh, no.

Huh?

Aren't they terrific,
the Scofields?

Hey, by the way, they said
that they're old fans of yours.

They heard you sing.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I used to do a
lot of hillbilly stuff.

Hmm.

You know, that real
unsophisticated type

of hoedown music.

Sure doesn't take much to
please people like them.

Hey, Danny, they're
lovely people.

And at this stage
of your career,

you need all the
fans you can get.

Yeah, well, thanks.

I'll try to remember that.

Isaac, I think you've
got my cummerbund.

How can you tell?

I know whose I've got.

Vastly amusing.

No wonder you can't
find anything.

You're all slobs.

Guys, come on.

Listen, now where's
my other cuff link?

Try your other cuff.

Look, gentlemen, we
have to get a move on.

Diner begins at 8:00.

Oh, dinner at 8:00.

That's pretty catchy.

Come on.

Wait a-- wait a minute, man.

What are you doing?

- Guys, come on.
- Hey, you're pushing!

Let's just get down there!

Just keep moving!

Ok, give me my jacket.

I don't have your jacket.

Well, you're wearing it,
and it's on inside out.

Isaac, Issac, this is yours.

You must have mine.

Wait a minute.

Whose jacket is this then?

Oh, I wish we were alone.

Dave, we are alone.

We're just with other people.

I like other people.

We always go away alone.

Now, why don't you try
to be just a little

more social just this one time?

It wouldn't hurt you.

Oh, hi.

Lord, you look stunning.

Sorry we're late.

Oh, that's quite all right.

Listen, what would you
folks like to drink?

Nothing for me.

I'd just like some food.

Oh, so would I. I'm starved.

Then let's get the
lady something to eat.

Let's get all the
ladies something to eat.

Good evening.

Good evening, captain.

How is your, uh,
research coming along?

Oh, splendidly.

I'm getting reams of material.

Excuse me, will you, captain?

Of course.

Luke, you're harder to find
than a junebug in December,

I swear.

I'm sorry I'm late.

You know, my pappy used to say
that if a woman don't show up

late, she ain't coming at all.

Oh, I just think it's a
powerful shame that Danny

can't eat here with us.

I mean, especially since
we ain't seen him all day.

It's just so nice having
the whole family here

together again.

Danny's got important
people to meet.

Well, it seems to me kinfolk's
pretty important people, too.

A fella should not ignore them.

You ain't no
kinfolk yet, Elmer.

And you're not gonna be
if you bad mouth Danny.

Capt. Stubing?

Yes?

I'd like you to
meet Steve sorrell.

Oh, good evening, Mr. Sorrell.

How are you?

And Mr. Sorrell,
I'd like you to meet

our featured entertainer,
Mr. Danny fields.

Hi.

Hi.

Well, uh, Julie's
told me a lot about you.

Miss vernie, grandpa's got
a little surprise for you.

Oh, Floyd!

Don't go flapping
your gums, boy!

You're gonna ruin it!

What's that, Luke?

I ain't a-saying.

Oh, Luke.

Well, I figured that seeing's
how you hail from Miller

crossing, you
probably was getting

hungry for some real
old down home vittles.

Oh, well, I sure am.

Grandpa went in the kitchen
and fixed a treat just for you.

Oh, you shouldn't have gone
to all that trouble, Luke.

Bet you can't
guess what it is.

Oh, I wouldn't dare.

Neck bones and gravy!

Neck bones?

Oh, boy.

They was gonna throw them out.

Grandpa fixes the finest
neck bones in Cox county.

Well, go ahead.

Help yourself.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, boy, howdy.

My mama never made
neck bones like that.

Oh, weren't nothing.

Looks like grandpa
done took a shine to you.

He don't fix neck bones
for just everybody.

Oh, they's good.

Good eats, huh?

Indeed.

Cynthia, would you, uh,
please pass me the salt?

Would you care for
the pepper, dear?

No, thank you.

You've been
singing long, Danny?

Well, about as long
as I can remember.

Not professionally, of course.

Oh, Mr. Sorrell, wait
till you hear him sing.

Danny's about the best young
singer I've ever heard.

Julie.

He's got everything--
talent, looks, charm.

Before ms McCoy was a cruise
director, she sold used cars.

Excuse me, captain.

Yes?

I just wanted to say
that me and mine think

you got a right fine boat here.

Why, it's as cozy as a
dry barn in a hailstorm.

Why, thank you very
much, Mr. Scofield.

I was just wondering--
uh, I was kinda hoping that,

uh, maybe Danny here could come
over and set a spell with us.

It'd make the missus
right cheerful.

Oh.

Well, of course, that is
completely up to Mr. Fields.

Well, uh--

i'm, uh, kind of busy
right now, but I'll

look for you later, ok?

I'm much obliged.

Good fruit cocktail, isn't it?

[Disco music playing]

Seems like Danny's got himself
a swelled head in the city.

Oh, I don't know.

I guess we can't expect
things to be just the way

it was before he went away.

No.

No, of course not.

That boy's got so
much on his mind now.

Listen, I wager the second
that man hears him sing,

he's just gonna come over
here and tell us all about it.

I reckon you're right.

After everything,
we're still his kin.

Let's dance, Elmer.

I'll show you how.

Now, look, kitty.

I-- I told you,
that's not for me.

Good evening.

Howdy.

Howdy.

You must be Elmer.

Uh, Steve sorrell.

Hi.

I thought you might wanna
try out some of the steps

we learned in disco class.

Oh.

You don't mind, do you?

Go ahead.

Thanks.

Shall we?

Think you're ready for some
more complicated steps?

I'm ready for anything.

It's getting kinda
stuffy in here.

I think I'm gonna go outside
and get me some of that sea air.

Well, Floyd, why is
he letting that happen?

Must have his reasons, Emmy.

Trina.

Mmm, what a beautiful name.

I think your name's
beautiful, too.

Doc.

You realize, of course, it was
fate that brought us together

tonight, and fate
should be toasted

with champagne and soft
music in some intimate place,

like your cabin.

I don't think my
mother would like it if I

showed up with you and fate.

Let's go to your place.

My place.

Yes, well, uh,
would you wait here?

Excuse me.

Hi, Julie.

Hi.

Vicki.

Uh, Julie, can I talk to you?

Sure.

I mean, can I talk
to you man to man?

Uh, woman to man?

Uh, you know.

Doc, what are
you babbling about?

Well, uh, my friend and I
were looking for some quiet spot

where we could play
some backgammon,

and I thought maybe if you
weren't using your cabin--

oh, I'm sorry, doc,
but I was planning to go

to sleep very early tonight.

Oh.

Well, uh, thanks anyway.

Sure.

Vicki.

Well, are we gonna
go to your place?

That depends.

How long can you tread water?

I wonder why they
wanna play backgammon.

You think they'd be playing
post office and stuff.

You know, you're
a terrific dancer.

Let's see, what's an appropriate
award for a star pupil?

I have it.

Champagne and caviar (french
accent) Under the moonlight.

Caviar?

What does fish eggs taste like?

Well, like a tiny bit
of heaven, only saltier.

[Disco music playing]

Them folks sick?

No, they just dancing.

Dancing?

Shoot, they look like
they just grabbed

a hold of a hot electric wire.

Excuse me, I gotta do something
about fixing that music.

Why are we going to
the captain's cabin?

You're not the captain, are you?

Uh, no, not exactly.

But I am hoping for
a field promotion.

Just step across the
threshold and enter paradise.

Gee, I love that kind of talk.

It's salty.

That must taste pretty
funny with orange juice.

Can't go against my daddy.

He never cottoned to spirits
like, wouldn't let us touch it.

Much as I appreciate
you ordering the wine.

I've never met
anybody like you, kitty.

Most of the girls I meet
have seen and done it all.

They're pretty bored, and
they're pretty boring.

I'm sorry.

I'm glad.

They make a perfect background
for a standout like you.

Why, what a
beautiful thing to say.

To a beautiful woman.

Oh, I got no call to be
here leading you on like this.

I'm not doing right by you
or by my folks or by Elmer.

Uh, please, could we go in now?

We're gonna miss the show.

No.

I don't wanna share
you with anybody.

Steve.

Nice earrings.

I had a hard time
explaining them.

Would you believe.

I said I found them?

You're kidding.

No.

Oh, Dave believes
everything and sees nothing.

It's his charm.

I want you.

Oh, god.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

No, maura might see.

Oh, maura won't see.

She's a dynamite cook
but a lousy detective.

Oh, frank.

Anything I can get you?

Yeah, a new husband.

[Theme music]