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[Theme music]
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Theme song: Love,
exciting and new--
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come aboard, we're
expecting you.
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And love, life's sweetest
reward, let it flow.
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It floats back to you.
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The love boat soon will
be making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard, it's love.
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Gopher, I want you to
check with Mrs. Bradbury.
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See if there's
anything the ship can
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do to help out with last
minute details in skagway.
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Right, sir.
Right.
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Touch bases with
the wine steward.
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I think they need
more champagne.
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Gopher: Aye, aye, sir.
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Now, Mr. Bowers' home is
a fair distance from town.
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Make sure you have adequate
transportation from the dock.
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Right.
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And another thing, gopher--
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hi.
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Hi.
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Where are you going?
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To the bridesmaids' dinner.
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Oh, gee.
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I'm going to the
bachelor dinner.
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Too bad.
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I bet you'd be fun
to hang around with,
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if you ever had the time.
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--On their best behavior.
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Do you-- gopher!
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I'm lots of fun.
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I'm more fun than
you can imagine.
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Gopher!
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You just wait till I'm the
captain, and he's the purser.
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I'll make his life hell.
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Well, are you ready for
your bachelor's dinner--
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one last night with the boys?
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I can hardly believe it.
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Tomorrow my Dougie
will be a married man.
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What is it mom?
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What's what, darling?
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Aw, come on.
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Look, I know you.
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What's on your mind?
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Oh.
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I don't know.
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Sometimes I think I cheated
you out of a father.
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Maybe if I hadn't pushed him
so hard, he wouldn't have
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become a-- well, maybe--
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I mean, we might have--
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oh.
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Why do you do
that to yourself?
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I mean, why put
yourself down like that?
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Oh, Doug, I haven't
always been so--
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let me tell you
what you've been.
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I mean, you have been
the guts and the backbone
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of this family.
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You've handled every crisis.
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And you made it all an
incredibly smooth ride for me.
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And so I guess this might
be just about as good
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a time as any to say thank you.
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So thanks, mom.
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Oh, darling.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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So, where is little Carol?
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Or are we having the bridesmaid
party without the bride?
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Don't worry.
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She'll be here.
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I guess it takes
a long time to pull
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yourself together when
all you're used to wearing
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are jeans, right?
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Hi, Carol.
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Hi.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Oh never mind.
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I'm sure no one noticed
your breach of etiquette.
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Natalie, why don't you
just blow it out your ear?
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It's obvious that
there's no way you'll ever
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fit into the bradbury family.
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And that, folks, is what
is known as a poor loser.
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Well, I think so.
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Don't worry about her.
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I won't.
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I just hope this
doesn't take too long.
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I'm meeting Doug out on the
deck after the bachelor party.
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Oh.
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A little last minute
hanky-panky in the moonlight?
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If there is any moonlight.
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If?
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Who cares?
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Sunlight, moonlight--
hanky-panky
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works great in any weather.
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All: (Singing) For he's
a jolly good fellow.
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For he's a jolly good fellow.
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For he's a jolly good fellow,
which nobody can deny.
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[Cheering]
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
a toast to Doug.
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To Doug.
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To Doug.
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To Doug.
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From this day forward, smooth
sailing, but no more cruisings.
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[Cheering]
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So anyway, then he
took me all over Juneau.
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And I tell you,
Alicia, the scenery
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is absolutely breathtaking.
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And the people are wonderful.
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And buddy is-- is--
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yeah, well, he's ok.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Don't tell me, portia the
impervious is falling in love.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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Uh-huh.
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I spent some time with
Peter today at the glacier.
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My goodness,
Alicia, not you too?
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[Laughter]
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And now, from a man
with a lot of experience,
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you want a happy marriage?
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You do everything
your wife tells you.
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But on the second date--
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[laughter]
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I wonder what the
guys are doing now.
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Oh, probably
ogling some blonde
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who just jumped out of a cake.
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Terrific.
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[Laughter]
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[Cheering]
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Surprise!
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Good old, nat--
anything for a laugh.
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Somehow, I don't think
she's doing it for a laugh.
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[Cheering]
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Oh.
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Hello, Carol.
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I think your son stood me up.
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We were supposed to meet here.
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Well, it's his last
night as a free man.
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I just hope he makes
it to the altar.
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He's a fool if he doesn't.
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You're going to make
a beautiful bride.
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Thank you, Mr. Bradbury.
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You know what's a shame?
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In other circumstances,
it could have been "dad."
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I know Doug wants you there.
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Would you come to the wedding?
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No.
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This is Alicia's show.
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I don't want to get in the way.
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I'm sorry.
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It's all right.
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Oh, Peter.
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[Sighs] I've been looking
everywhere for you.
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I'd-- I'd like you to
come to the wedding.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Doug.
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I knew you'd come
back eventually.
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Doug?
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That's ok.
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I'll wait.
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Doug?
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[Whistles]
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Well, so much for
bridesmaids and bachelors.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Wedding's tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Portia, if I were 20
years younger, i--
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I'd be too old for you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no.
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I'm-- i'm-- I'm sorry.
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What were you going to say?
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Nothing.
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Just goodnight.
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Oh.
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Oh, goodnight.
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Look, buddy, would--
would you like to--
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I mean, we could--
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could what?
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Oh, nothing.
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Oh, forget it.
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Goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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Thank you.
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See ya.
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Sure.
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Oh, just as well.
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Oh, nuts!
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Captain (on pa): Good morning.
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And welcome to skagway.
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Yukon train 12 will depart
from the fiesta deck.
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And for all wedding
guests, limousines
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will be waiting at dockside.
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[Telephone ringing]
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Yes?
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Ok, Doug.
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This is it.
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Let's go.
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Come on.
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What are you doing?
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Do you want to miss
your own marriage?
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Let's go!
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Hello.
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Oh, hello.
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You look like you're
going to a wedding.
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Well, so do you.
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I am.
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I'm glad.
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Oh, I'm sorry it took so long.
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We had to have them flown in.
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Thank you.
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I had a talk with Dr. Bricker.
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Are you all right?
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Oh, yes.
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Yes.
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I hadn't quite run out.
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Obviously, I never
mentioned it to anyone.
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No use having them worry about
every little thing, you know?
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What you have is
no little thing.
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If there's one thing
I've learned in my life,
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it's the fact that everything
is as big as you make it.
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This is insane.
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I think you just set
a new speed record
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for putting on a morning
coat under the influence
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of a hangover.
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Marv, I want you
to light these.
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You're [inaudible] fine.
Doug: Oh.
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Marv: What?
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Doug: I've got to talk to Carol.
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I forgot to see her last night.
- All right.
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Doug.
There you are.
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I've been looking
everywhere for you.
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Mom, I'm just going to go
talk to Carol real quick.
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Darling, darling.
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You'll see Carol at the altar.
- No.
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But you don't understand.
- No, darling.
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No.
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She has enough to do
without you barging in.
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And besides it's bad luck.
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Now, come along.
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Come on, honeybunch.
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Time to tie the knot.
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And get me out of this tie.
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Carol?
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Well.
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I've heard of informal
wedding gowns.
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Oh, grandpa.
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Oh, baby.
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Go on inside.
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Mr. Bowers' home is beautiful.
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I can't imagine a more
perfect place to get married.
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Well, you'll have
to wait your turn.
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Doug and Carol have dibs.
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Where's Carol?
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She ain't going to be here.
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Buddy.
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Now, you two got a
heap of talking to do.
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Now, get back to the ship, son.
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What--
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[chatter]
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Folks, I'm sorry.
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There ain't going
to be a wedding.
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Aw.
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Carol changed her mind.
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[Chatter]
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Oh, what a shame.
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Yeah.
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I'm aching for those two kids.
273
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:37,019
But if they're really
in love with each other,
274
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,688
they'll be back together again.
275
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,233
And if they're not really
in love with each other,
276
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,527
then it's for the best.
277
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:51,325
Still, it does seem a shame
to let all this go to waste.
278
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,744
Yeah.
279
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,372
It would have been
a hell of a wedding.
280
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,539
Yeah, I mean--
281
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,916
I mean, you-- you
paid for the wedding.
282
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,252
It just seems to me like
there should be one.
283
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,045
Yeah.
284
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,886
Well, I always--
285
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:14,723
I always try to get
the most for my money.
286
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,099
Makes sense.
287
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,774
Do you want to?
288
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,197
Why not?
289
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,494
Hmm.
290
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:38,038
Why not?
291
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,540
Yahoo!
292
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:39,998
Hey, folks.
293
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,250
Folks, hold it!
294
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,584
Hold it.
295
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,712
There's going to be
a wedding after all.
296
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,089
[Applause]
297
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,599
What-- what's your last name?
298
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,101
Who the hell cares?
299
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,354
It's going to be bowers
in a minute anyway.
300
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,898
Come on.
301
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,317
[Horse whinnying]
302
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,161
Minister: Marriage is
the commitment of love,
303
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,289
an affirmation of the
most precious of emotions.
304
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,167
To share these feelings
is a joyous thing.
305
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,754
As you have vowed to
Cherish one another--
306
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,463
I love you.
307
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,131
Jack.
308
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,507
I'm not some romantic kid.
309
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,761
I-- I know when I'm in
love and when I'm not.
310
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,304
I'm in love.
311
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,431
Jack.
312
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,515
You know, you're not
being very cooperative.
313
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,809
When one dope says I love
you, the other dope is
314
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,602
supposed to say I love you too.
315
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,813
I love you too.
316
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,440
You do?
317
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,400
Mm-hmm.
318
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,193
Really?
319
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:52,821
No kidding?
320
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,655
No kidding.
321
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,830
By the authority
vested in me, I
322
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:06,168
now pronounce you man and wife.
323
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,129
Ah!
324
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,507
[Applause]
325
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:18,055
What god hath joined together,
let no man put asunder.
326
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,433
Oh.
327
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,646
Now, you may kiss the bride.
328
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,649
[Applause]
329
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:02,850
I'm sure that this
is one of those stories
330
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,393
that years from now,
it's going to seem
331
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,187
really funny to our kids.
332
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:11,942
But right now, it sure
doesn't feel that way.
333
00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,776
Are we going to tell our
kids how Natalie answered
334
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:16,572
your phone this morning?
335
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,240
What?
336
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,826
She was just waking up.
337
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,997
Oh look, Carol, Natalie
jumped out of some cake
338
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,374
at my bachelor party last night.
339
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:32,880
Hey, she must have gone back
to my cabin or something.
340
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:36,758
Well, that
explains everything.
341
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,260
Look.
342
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:43,140
I passed out 30 seconds after
I got back there last night.
343
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:48,854
And if anything happened
between Natalie and me--
344
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:54,151
oh, hey-- she must have--
345
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,321
she must have taken
advantage of me.
346
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,452
I mean, I would have
fought valiantly
347
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,786
for my honor, of course.
348
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,371
And you know that.
349
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,920
Poor Doug, seduced
and abandoned, huh?
350
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,796
Yeah.
351
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,632
Yeah.
352
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,134
Carol, I love you.
353
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,304
I want you, not Natalie--
354
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,096
just you.
355
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,566
Do you think we could
go back to my room
356
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,527
and talk about this some more?
357
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,320
Yeah.
358
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:48,622
You know, I don't know
if you're dressed for it.
359
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,375
And just what did you
have in mind, young fellow?
360
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,210
Oh, I don't know.
361
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:53,835
Just don't plan on
being out of your cabin
362
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,088
for the next 12 hours.
363
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,426
[Cheering]
364
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,937
Oh, I'm glad someone will
live happily ever after.
365
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,855
Oh, I don't think
they're the only ones.
366
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,732
I'm sure that Doug and
Carol will work things out.
367
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,902
How can you be so sure?
368
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,320
Call me an optimist.
369
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,863
Or maybe I'm just a romantic.
370
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,615
But I think people
who love each other
371
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,952
should be together and not
let anything stand in the way.
372
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,871
After all, what's more
important than love?
373
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,417
Thank you, captain.
374
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,794
Well, you're welcome.
375
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:36,878
For what?
376
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,089
I think you just
optimistically romanticized
377
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,507
us out of a cruise director.
378
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,567
[Laughter]
379
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:03,905
Now listen, Mrs. Bowers,
there's nothing in the marriage
380
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,575
vows about me carrying you
over a threshold or up and down
381
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,576
halls.
382
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:08,744
[Groans] Ok.
383
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,995
Ok.
384
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,496
I'll make a deal with you.
385
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,330
What?
386
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,331
On our 50th
wedding anniversary,
387
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,751
when we have our second
marriage ceremony--
388
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,918
our 50th?
389
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,670
--Right, I'll carry
you down the hall.
390
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,256
How about that?
391
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:22,924
You got a deal.
392
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,093
- Buddy.
- Oh, Alicia.
393
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,053
Oh, buddy.
394
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,346
You've got to talk
some sense into Carol.
395
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,015
Well, Carol's got
plenty of sense.
396
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:30,932
Runs in the family.
397
00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,441
Doug: Can Carol and
I get back to you?
398
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,401
We're kind of having a
rehearsal for the honeymoon--
399
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,235
I mean, the wedding.
400
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:48,575
Ugh.
401
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:13,892
We ought to go to buddy
and portia's reception.
402
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,311
You go.
403
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:17,104
What's wrong?
404
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,272
Doug and Carol are fine.
405
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,565
They're together.
406
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,316
They're together.
407
00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,360
But they're not married.
408
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,153
So what?
409
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,321
Oh, Peter.
410
00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:27,989
Oh god.
411
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:28,740
I'm bankrupt.
412
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,034
What?
413
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,869
All that money?
414
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:33,829
How?
415
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,289
Through stupidity and greed.
416
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:40,043
I had to have more, always more.
417
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,169
Well, I'm sorry.
418
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,213
I'm-- I'm truly sorry.
419
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,632
But it won't make any
difference to Doug and Carol.
420
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,467
They love each other.
421
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,095
Do you think buddy bowers
wants his granddaughter married
422
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,888
into a family of paupers?
423
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:55,016
Buddy bowers
couldn't care less.
424
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,977
Well, I care.
425
00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:00,021
And he's not going to know,
not till this wedding is
426
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:04,317
accomplished, not until my son
has the security of the bowers'
427
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,403
fortune behind him.
428
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,529
I see.
429
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,448
Well, you encouraged the
right match, but as usual,
430
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,867
for all the wrong reasons.
431
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,454
Well.
432
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,725
Captain (on pa): Good
morning, and welcome
433
00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,060
to glacier bay, home
of 14 of the most
434
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,105
active glaciers in the world.
435
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,398
The icebergs you'll
see floating are
436
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,735
pieces of the various glaciers
that have recently broken off.
437
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,321
Our first stop,
beautiful muir glacier.
438
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:56,411
Doug, where did you
disappear to last night?
439
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:57,579
Have you seen Carol?
440
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,622
What's going on with you two?
441
00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,414
- Look, I've seen her and--
- all right.
442
00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,166
You know you are
an absolute fool
443
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,167
if you don't make up with her.
444
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,168
You do know that, don't you?
445
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,419
Yeah, I know that.
But--
446
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:05,545
I know what
happened last night.
447
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,339
Natalie snuck into your
cabin and all that.
448
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,549
Listen, I think if you just
explain it to Carol, now,
449
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,592
she's got to understand.
450
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:11,968
Marv, will you listen
to me for one minute?
451
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,386
Do you want me to talk her?
I'll talk to her.
452
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,596
I'm not going to
let the two of you
453
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,890
break up over some
silly misunderstanding.
454
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,516
Excuse me.
455
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,476
Hi.
456
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,770
Hi.
457
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:22,520
Maybe you'd better
handle it yourself.
458
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,567
Does this mean the
wedding is back on again?
459
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,782
Yeah.
460
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,367
I'd say the wedding
is back on again.
461
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:46,044
Last night was the most
beautiful night of my life.
462
00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,963
Mine too.
463
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,006
[Laughter]
464
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:52,968
Hey, you guys.
465
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,719
Come over here and
give us a big hug.
466
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:55,845
Oh!
467
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,138
Buddy, congratulations.
468
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:57,973
Beat you to it.
469
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,268
Beat you to it.
470
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,185
Where's my little baby?
471
00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:05,146
Here she is.
472
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,190
What do you think of your
old aunt portia, anyway?
473
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,024
Oh.
Oh.
474
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,610
That she's terrific.
475
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:11,486
Love it.
476
00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:12,529
What about marriage?
477
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:13,780
Is this something you'd
recommend, or what?
478
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,573
- Oh.
- Well, it's all right.
479
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,324
Try it.
480
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,325
You like it.
481
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:17,951
Yeah.
482
00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:18,994
Maybe we should try it.
483
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,078
I bet I could probably
round up the reverend.
484
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,913
What do you think?
485
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,290
- That sounds good to me.
- Ok.
486
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:24,624
Would you guys
excuse us, please?
487
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,917
We're about to become
Mr. and Mrs. Bradbury.
488
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,669
Oh!
489
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:28,336
Oh!
490
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,172
I'll let you know when.
491
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,173
Oh.
492
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,592
They finally came
to their senses.
493
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:34,926
Like us.
494
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:35,719
Yeah!
495
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:41,391
Oh, Sandy.
496
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,018
Sandy, wait a minute.
497
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,019
Hey, Sandy.
498
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:44,602
Sandy, hey, guess what?
499
00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,229
I have some time off.
500
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,230
I thought maybe we'd
spend it together.
501
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,148
How about that?
- Not now, gopher.
502
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,649
- Why not?
- I got to go get dressed.
503
00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,900
There's going to
be another wedding.
504
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:51,526
- Another wedding?
- Gopher.
505
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,153
Oh, there you are, sir.
506
00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:54,529
I've been looking
all over for you.
507
00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:55,447
Good.
508
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,364
There's something
I want you to do.
509
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,240
Of course there is.
510
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,600
Better dust off
your party dress.
511
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,434
Hi.
512
00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:25,477
Hi.
513
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,311
I just saw Carol.
514
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,354
And the wedding
is back on again.
515
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,397
Oh, I'm really glad.
516
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,274
Yeah, me too.
517
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,650
But I'll be glad when
this thing is over.
518
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,904
Weddings really take it
out of a guy, you know?
519
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:36,821
Oh.
520
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,867
I'm looking forward to one more.
521
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:44,996
You decided to say yes
to that guy in sitka?
522
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,414
Hey, that's great.
523
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,332
Really.
524
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,084
You're the first
person I've told.
525
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,002
Oh.
526
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,255
Well, I'm sure you'll
be very happy--
527
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,926
considering, of course, that you
are settling for second best.
528
00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,928
Oh, Marv.
529
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:01,679
Whoever gets you is
going to be very lucky.
530
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,226
Why do girls always say
that to me right before they
531
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,061
marry somebody else?
532
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:16,861
Well, you'll make a better
husband than I ever was.
533
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,697
You know, mom said that
a lot of it was her fault.
534
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,450
She said that she
pushed you into doing
535
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,161
things you didn't want to do.
536
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,788
Now, that's true.
537
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:31,126
But she was under pressure
from a lot of people.
538
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:35,046
When you're among the
richest women in the country,
539
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,507
you have to maintain
a certain image.
540
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,314
Well, well, well.
541
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,983
Look who's here.
542
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,697
Mother, can I
ask you something?
543
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:01,489
Yes, darling.
544
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,199
What?
545
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,161
Why didn't you just
give all the money away?
546
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,036
You told him.
547
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,915
Oh, Doug.
548
00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,209
I am so sorry.
549
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,462
It won't exactly
be bankruptcy, more
550
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,672
of a liquidation of assets.
551
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,007
So please, don't worry.
552
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,008
I'll manage somehow.
553
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,343
And you will be married
to Carol, all right?
554
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,178
Well, wait a minute.
555
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,095
Wait a minute.
556
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,513
Let me get this straight.
557
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,514
We're broke?
558
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,516
Well.
559
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,352
And I'll be married to
Carol, living off her money.
560
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:35,648
My god.
561
00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:36,900
We'll end up just
like you and dad.
562
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:00,924
Hey, Doug.
563
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,051
Doug, I found the reverend,
and I talked to him.
564
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,719
And he's ready to marry
us just as soon as we are.
565
00:30:04,802 --> 00:30:07,388
And I saw buddy and
portia in the hallway.
566
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:07,972
And I told them.
567
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,432
Oh, I'm so excited.
568
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,318
We can't get married.
569
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,364
It just wouldn't work out.
570
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:50,890
Peter, I don't
know what to do.
571
00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,725
Just don't do anything.
572
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,603
Just let people be.
573
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,691
Well, you're right, of course.
574
00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:02,402
You've always been right.
575
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:06,322
I've tried so hard
to control people.
576
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:11,452
I really made a mess out of
your life, Doug's life, my life.
577
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,330
My life isn't a mess.
578
00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:15,290
Doug's fine.
579
00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,960
He's got a good head
on his shoulders.
580
00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:24,632
As for your life, just try it
one day at a time, as I do.
581
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:31,681
You'll have to teach
me this method of yours.
582
00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:32,932
Just imagine you've
got six months to live.
583
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,647
I'd spend every
minute with you.
584
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,815
There you are.
585
00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:43,484
It's all solved.
586
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,069
Don't be silly.
587
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,696
That takes care of six months.
588
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:49,532
But I expect to
live a very long--
589
00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:56,205
Peter?
590
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:56,998
No.
591
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:05,381
Oh god.
592
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,133
Isn't there anything I can--
593
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:13,973
just one day at a time,
Alicia, one day at a time.
594
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:42,418
Captain stubing.
595
00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,462
Miss McCoy.
596
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,422
What are you doing up
at 2 in the morning?
597
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,758
Well, I couldn't sleep.
598
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,468
And there's something
I want to tell you.
599
00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:53,304
So it's true?
600
00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:55,348
You are planning to
leave us to get married.
601
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:56,432
Hey.
602
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,685
Try to keep a
secret around here.
603
00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,561
How does Jack feel about it?
604
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:01,938
I haven't told him yet.
605
00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:02,939
You haven't even called?
606
00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:05,274
Well, I did when
we were in skagway.
607
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,903
But when he answered, I got
all confused and excited.
608
00:33:08,986 --> 00:33:10,738
And there were so many
things I wanted to tell him.
609
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,323
I couldn't tell him
on the telephone.
610
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:16,160
So I pretended I
had a wrong number.
611
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,286
I know it's silly.
612
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:21,791
But he's going to be so
excited when I surprise him.
613
00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:23,918
No, I can't imagine
what it will be
614
00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:27,171
like around here without you.
615
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:31,342
Neither can I. Captain,
I'll be sailing with you
616
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,552
for the rest of the cruise.
617
00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:35,972
But I just wanted to tell
you I'm going to miss you.
618
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:43,646
Mm.
619
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:48,484
Yeah.
620
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:51,404
I think I'd better be
getting back to my work.
621
00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:52,405
Yes, sir.
622
00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:53,322
Goodnight.
623
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,451
And thank you, captain.
624
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:57,493
Goodnight.
625
00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:08,588
Captain (on pa): Good morning.
626
00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:10,465
And welcome to
sitka, the earliest
627
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,467
Russian settlement in Alaska.
628
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:15,470
At dockside, the authentic
Russian folk dancers.
629
00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:17,013
We hope you enjoy your day.
630
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,473
[Polka music]
631
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:19,724
Doc: Julie, are you
sure you're going
632
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,642
to be able to find Jack's
house, because this looks
633
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:22,727
like a pretty confusing town.
634
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,104
Julie: Oh, I can ask directions.
635
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,856
Gopher: Well, listen, maybe
you better come along with us
636
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,107
and see the totem Poles.
637
00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:28,483
Julie: Uh.
Gopher: I guess not, huh?
638
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,610
Julie: No.
639
00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:32,320
Issac: Julie, there's
something I have to tell you.
640
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,113
Julie: Yeah?
641
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,532
Issac: The Russian
orphanage here in sitka
642
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,910
is the oldest existing
building in Alaska.
643
00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,704
Julie: Oh, you guys.
644
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:43,331
I'll be back on
the ship later on.
645
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,832
It's not like I'm never
going to see you again.
646
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,042
Gopher: We know.
Doc: We know.
647
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,001
Julie: Ok.
Isaac: Bye-bye.
648
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,211
Doc: Sure.
Gopher: Have a good time.
649
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:49,212
Julie: Bye.
Doc: So long, Julie.
650
00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:49,545
Have fun.
Isaac: Good luck.
651
00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:50,129
Bye.
652
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:04,352
Well, look who's here.
653
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:04,977
Hiya, nat.
654
00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:06,938
Not going in to sitka?
655
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:08,189
Yeah.
656
00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:12,026
I was sort of hoping for a
handsome young man to take me.
657
00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:13,194
Well, I'll tell you what.
658
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:15,196
If I see him, I'll tell
him you're looking for him.
659
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:17,782
You know I mean you, silly.
660
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:21,661
Doug-- Doug, is it obvious
to everybody but you
661
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:24,997
that you and Carol are
just not meant to be?
662
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:29,293
But there is somebody on
this ship who's good for you.
663
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,879
And you don't have
to look too far.
664
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:35,883
Natalie, you don't want me.
665
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,635
You could never live
without all this.
666
00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:40,429
Well, why should I have to?
667
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:43,432
Because we are busted.
668
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:50,773
All of Alicia's money
[Snap] down the drain.
669
00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:57,113
No more cruise ships
or jet airplanes.
670
00:35:57,196 --> 00:36:01,409
From now on, it is the bus.
671
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:02,535
You still want to go along?
672
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,165
I didn't think so.
673
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,450
Oh.
674
00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:44,452
Jack.
675
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:45,411
Julie.
676
00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:46,370
Hi.
677
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:47,371
Hi.
678
00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:47,496
Hi.
679
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,792
What are you doing here?
680
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,793
Didn't you see the ship?
681
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,128
I see ships all the time.
682
00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:56,505
But you've never
gotten off one before.
683
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:57,798
Oh, I wanted to call you.
684
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,342
But I kept getting
all tongue-tied every
685
00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,093
time I picked up the phone.
686
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:01,802
Oh, Jack.
687
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,138
I missed you so much.
688
00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:05,014
Mm.
689
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:07,767
Mm.
690
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:08,643
I missed you too.
691
00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:09,685
Oh.
692
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,730
It feels so good
to touch you again.
693
00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:15,358
Oh.
- Julie.
694
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,525
Hmm?
695
00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:18,903
I sort of--
696
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,989
sort of figured you
had forgotten about us.
697
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,616
You stopped writing.
698
00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:24,033
Oh.
699
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:27,370
I-- I know.
700
00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:30,665
I got confused, but
I'm not anymore.
701
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,083
Oh, Jack.
702
00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:34,377
I could never forget you.
703
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:35,252
Letting you and the
girls out of my life
704
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:38,714
was the biggest
mistake I ever made.
705
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:42,510
Julie, we-- we didn't
know you were coming.
706
00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:45,262
You know for the longest time
I kept hoping you'd change
707
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,181
your mind about marrying me.
708
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:47,890
I kept thinking one
day I'd get a letter
709
00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:51,394
saying you were on your way.
710
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,270
But your letters-- your
letters never said that.
711
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:56,023
And then-- and then
they stopped coming.
712
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,692
And I finally stopped hoping.
713
00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:01,946
And then all that seemed to be
left was a kind of dull ache.
714
00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:02,697
Oh, Jack.
715
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,032
I'm so sorry.
716
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,284
And there was
a great emptiness
717
00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:13,082
that had to be filled, in my
life, in the girls' lives.
718
00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:17,294
So when I met somebody who
could fill that emptiness--
719
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,879
I got married two
months ago, Julie.
720
00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,426
Oh.
721
00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:23,968
- Julie, i--
- no, no, no.
722
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:24,719
That's all right.
723
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,429
I'm all right.
724
00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:27,555
I-- I'm really happy for you.
725
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,682
Really I am.
726
00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:30,725
The girls should be back soon.
727
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:31,058
Do you want to--
728
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,020
no, no.
729
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,647
No, I better be getting back.
730
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,149
Oh.
731
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:41,527
Give them my love, will you?
732
00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:43,696
Julie.
733
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:48,034
I'm sorry.
734
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,076
I love you.
735
00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:09,472
- Well, I don't know, man.
- No, no, no.
736
00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:10,139
Don't say a word.
- Oh.
737
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:10,806
What?
738
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:11,432
Alaska, hope, right.
739
00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,725
Oh, come on, gopher.
740
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,101
Hello, sir.
741
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:14,810
Oh.
742
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:15,770
How was sitka?
743
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:16,896
Well sir.
744
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,606
You know Mr. Alaska
here, the man
745
00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:21,358
who knows everything there is
to know about our 49th state.
746
00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,736
The supreme authority
on all things Alaskan.
747
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:25,237
I got lost.
748
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:29,408
Or we should lose
that dumb book.
749
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:32,912
Attention, here
comes the bride to be.
750
00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:35,331
Hey, I've seen tears
of happiness before.
751
00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:35,539
But this is ridiculous.
752
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,669
Julie?
753
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:44,256
I'll be ok.
754
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:44,965
Don't worry.
755
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,802
Um, he married somebody else.
756
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,307
I'm just going to
have a real good cry.
757
00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:56,435
And then everything
will be back to normal.
758
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,270
About how long
does a good cry take?
759
00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:02,024
I think a couple of
weeks ought to do it.
760
00:40:18,415 --> 00:40:20,292
Carol, darling.
761
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:25,714
[Sighs] It seems we both
have lousy taste in men, huh?
762
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,758
And what's that
supposed to mean?
763
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:28,801
Oh.
764
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:30,678
You're probably
the last to know.
765
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,888
Alicia is bankrupt.
766
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,349
I guess that makes Doug
infinitely less interesting,
767
00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:37,852
wouldn't you say?
768
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:38,811
[Smack]
769
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:45,651
Ever the peasant.
770
00:41:05,504 --> 00:41:06,213
Doug.
771
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,802
Um, I know about the money.
772
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:15,306
I guess you think you're being
gallant or noble or something.
773
00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:16,807
No.
774
00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:20,561
No, just practical.
775
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:23,898
I can be practical too.
776
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,691
You know I hate all
that money stuff.
777
00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:28,903
The best years of my life
were spent in a cabin
778
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,405
in the middle of nowhere,
keeping house for buddy
779
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,158
and growing my own vegetables.
780
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:38,412
Carol, that isn't valid.
781
00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:41,457
You don't have to
do that anymore.
782
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:42,583
Well, sure I do.
783
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,545
Even a crazy man like you
needs fresh vegetables.
784
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:19,954
Hi.
785
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:20,704
Hi.
786
00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:29,129
I heard, and I'm real sorry.
787
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:33,217
It was all my own
fault. I set myself
788
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:36,887
up for about the biggest fall
ever attempted on dry land.
789
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,394
It really never occurred
to me that he would--
790
00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:49,942
I just assumed
that he'd be there.
791
00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:50,693
And I decided I was ready.
792
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:54,822
Oh, damn.
793
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,073
I wasn't going to cry anymore.
794
00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:03,789
Yeah.
795
00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:08,544
You know, most girls spend
their whole lives looking
796
00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:11,255
for that one special guy.
797
00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:19,388
Well, what do you do
when you've found him,
798
00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:20,764
but he picked somebody else?
799
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,857
It's all right, Julie.
800
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,650
It's ok.
801
00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:45,289
Julie, I really like you.
802
00:43:45,372 --> 00:43:50,461
I mean, I really like you.
803
00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,880
And well, you see, I feel like
we're pretty good friends,
804
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:55,966
you know?
805
00:43:56,050 --> 00:44:00,721
And I don't want to jeopardize
that for a night of rebounding.
806
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,649
I can't believe this.
807
00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,777
Under any other
circumstances I think
808
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,195
that they'd have to hose
me down with liquid helium
809
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:18,864
to keep my hands off you.
810
00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:26,121
Maybe right now you need a
friend more than a lover.
811
00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:41,595
Are friends allowed to hug?
812
00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:43,055
Oh, it's mandatory.
813
00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,480
Marv?
814
00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:52,439
Hmm?
815
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,400
Thanks.
816
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:55,442
Anytime.
817
00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:13,460
(Together) I take you
to live with and love,
818
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:17,297
to believe in through adversity
and triumph, to help you
819
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:20,968
realize your full potential,
to create a lasting union
820
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:23,637
based on mutual respect.
821
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,974
I take you to make
my life whole.
822
00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:32,312
By the authority vested in me, I
now pronounce you man and wife.
823
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:36,567
You may kiss the bride.
824
00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:39,570
[Cheering]
825
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:19,443
This is really one
cruise I hate to see end.
826
00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:22,529
It's not an end, captain.
827
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,781
It's a beginning.
828
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:27,034
Every day is a
beginning, merrill,
829
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,410
whether you have 1 or 1,000.
830
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,829
I hope you'll have 1,000.
831
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:31,538
Thank you.
832
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,957
One at a time, captain.
833
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,375
One at a time.
834
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:44,718
Hello.
835
00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:45,093
Well, hello.
836
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:48,222
Hi.
837
00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,181
Ok, gopher.
838
00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:49,556
This is your last chance.
839
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,974
Now, look.
840
00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,643
You ask one of
them out to dinner.
841
00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:53,227
And I'll ask the other one.
842
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,270
Yeah.
843
00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,397
But, doc, I still don't
know which one to choose.
844
00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,316
Well, you better make
up your mind quick.
845
00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:03,111
Ok.
846
00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,989
I'll take Nancy.
847
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:06,657
No wait, Sandy.
848
00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:09,743
No, wait a minute, Nancy.
849
00:47:09,826 --> 00:47:11,411
I'll take-- I'll take--
850
00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:11,828
gopher!
851
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:12,120
All right.
852
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:13,914
Ok.
853
00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,290
I'm going to take Sandy.
854
00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:16,792
I'll take Sandy.
855
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,001
Ok.
856
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:18,961
I'll take Nancy.
857
00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:19,753
Ok.
858
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,633
Excuse me, how are you?
859
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:25,676
You are so cute.
860
00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:26,677
May I?
861
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,970
Oh.
862
00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:29,846
I tell you, we have some waves
out there you wouldn't believe.
863
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:39,147
Hi.
864
00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,024
Sandy, I'm off duty.
865
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:41,942
And I have the rest
of the weekend free.
866
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:42,943
So I thought that
maybe you and i--
867
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:45,779
oh, I wish I could stay
and talk to you, gopher.
868
00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:48,490
But my husband is
coming to pick me up.
869
00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:49,241
Oh.
870
00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,242
There he is.
871
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,205
Hey, gopher.
872
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,165
What are you doing this evening?
873
00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:57,291
Killing myself.
874
00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,505
Hey, maybe you'd rather catch
up on some reading instead.
875
00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:07,301
There's really some interesting
stuff in this book, man.
876
00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:08,093
Yeah.
877
00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:19,271
Well, take care of yourself.
878
00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:20,230
I will.
879
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:21,940
It's going to take e some time.
880
00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:22,816
Yeah.
881
00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:24,693
I know.
882
00:48:24,776 --> 00:48:27,738
Just remember, if anyone
gives you a hard time,
883
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:29,740
just call on big brother here.
884
00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:32,326
Yeah, if you ever
need a sister--
885
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:33,327
you'll have to take your
place at the back of the line
886
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,746
like everybody else.
887
00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:37,706
Oh, Marv.
888
00:48:37,789 --> 00:48:39,333
Bye, Julie.
889
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:40,125
Bye.
890
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,256
Bye.
891
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,049
Bye.
892
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:51,470
Julie.
893
00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:52,179
Yes, sir?
894
00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:53,472
This telegram came for you.
895
00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:55,349
Thank you, sir.
896
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:57,142
You're welcome.
897
00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:07,778
Jack: I cannot convey my
feelings in 10 words or less.
898
00:49:07,861 --> 00:49:10,781
I hope somehow
you're understand.
899
00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:12,824
I married a wonderful woman.
900
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:13,742
We're happy.
901
00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:16,078
And the girls love
her as much as I do.
902
00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:20,832
But if it makes a difference
at this point, none of us
903
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,794
ever stopped loving Julie McCoy.
904
00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:30,634
Ok, everybody.
Hurry up.
905
00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:31,259
Here they come.
906
00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:33,011
Come on.
907
00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:34,888
[Applause]
908
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:14,219
[Theme music]
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