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Love,
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exciting and new.
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Come aboard,
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we're expecting you.
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And love,
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life's sweetest reward.
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Let it flow,
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it floats back to you.
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The Love Boat,
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soon we'll be making another
run.
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The Love Boat,
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promises something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
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your mind on a new romance.
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And love,
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile,
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on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard it's love.
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JULIE:
Hello.
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Welcome aboard, Miss...
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ELLEN:
Ellen Garner.
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Mrs. Garner.
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JULIE:
Oh, Mrs. Garner
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Well, that's fine.
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I hope Mr. Garner isn't late.
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MICKEY:
That's me.
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The late Mr. Garner.
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ELLEN:
I'm a widow.
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JULIE:
Oh, I'm sorry.
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MICKEY:
You're sorry?
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Hm.
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Our first barbeque after our
honeymoon,
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I told her to pour lighting
fluid on the coals slow...not
cole slaw.
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I'll never forget my last
words...
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Ahhhh...
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JULIE:
Oh, here you are, Mrs. Garner.
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Of course, excuse me.
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You're on the Aloha Deck.
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Cabin three-fifty.
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ELLEN:
Thank you.
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JULIE:
Uh-huh.
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ELLEN:
What are you doing here?
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MICKEY:
Tryin' to find you a new
husband.
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I told you this ghost can't rest
in peace until you're married
again.
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ELLEN:
I don't want to get married
again.
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MICKEY:
Hey look here, you've got a
whole life to live, and it's
gonna be with another man.
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ELLEN:
You're the only man that I've
ever wanted.
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MR. CORY:
I swear, I never saw the lady
before.
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ELLEN:
See the trouble you're causing?
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MICKEY:
Me?
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Only one that can hear or see me
is you.
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ELLEN:
Mickey, I'll always love you.
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But please leave me alone.
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MICKEY:
Hey...
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I would help you with that
luggage there, but you know the
Ghosts' Union.
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We don't do bags.
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CAPTAIN:
Miss McCoy, I don't understand.
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What are Doctor Bricker and
Isaac doing boarding passengers?
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JULIE:
Oh, well, sir...
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CAPTAIN:
Where's Gopher?
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DOC:
Blow drying his hair.
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CAPTAIN:
What?
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JULIE:
You see, sir, Gopher's sister's
coming on board for her birthday
and he wants to look terrific.
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ISAAC:
And that could take years.
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CAPTAIN:
Gopher's sister, hm?
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Haven't I met her before?
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Little...
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DOC:
Chubs...
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You remember...kinda chunky.
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CAPTAIN:
Ah, yes.
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She was about five feet tall all
over.
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You better order two birthday
cakes.
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JENNIFER:
Doc!
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Well...
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DOC:
Well, welcome aboard, whoever
you are.
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JENNIFER:
Jennifer!
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Don't you remember?
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You taught me to Tango.
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DOC:
Of course...
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Jennifer.
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The old tango...
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I remember it well...sort of.
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JENNIFER:
Doc....
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DOC:
Jennifer....
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GOPHER:
Chubs!
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ISAAC/JULIE:
Chubs....
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GOPHER:
Chubs, hey...
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Listen, you remember Doc and
Isaac.
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ALL:
Hi.
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GOPHER:
Oh, and...this is Julie, our
Cruise Director.
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JULIE:
Hi.
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GOPHER:
This is my kid sister, Chubs.
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JENNIFER:
Jennifer.
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GOPHER:
Hey, come on.
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I'll show you to your cabin.
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Come on.
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JENNIFER:
See you later, Valentino.
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JULIE:
Oooh...
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Chubs, huh?
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DOC:
Well, maybe I need new lenses.
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JULIE:
Maybe.
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LINDA:
This whole cruise is a mistake.
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Now if we don't get along on
land, what makes you think we're
gonna get along at sea?
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WAYNE:
Hey, come on, give it a chance,
Linda.
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I mean we haven't even unpacked
yet.
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GAIL:
Hello, there.
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WAYNE:
Gail!
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GAIL:
Hi.
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WAYNE:
Hi.
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GAIL:
Hi, sweetheart.
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LINDA:
What are you doing here?
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We didn't expect you to see us
off.
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GAIL:
Oh, well any chance I get to see
my baby...
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And speaking of babies, any news
in the blessed event department?
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Something I should be knitting?
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WAYNE:
Well, maybe a pair of socks for
Linda.
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She's always got cold feet.
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LINDA:
Oh, very funny.
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WAYNE:
Oh, look, Gail, there is a
reason we didn't invite you down
here to see us off.
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GAIL:
What reason could you possibly
have for not inviting a mother?
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WAYNE:
A father.
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LES:
Sorry to be late.
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LINDA:
Daddy, hi.
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GAIL:
Oh, Les...
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What a pleasant surprise.
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What are you doing here?
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LES:
I was invited.
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What are you doing here?
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GAIL:
I crashed.
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Mama...
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Wayne and I thought that the
fairest thing would be to have
Daddy see us off and you welcome
us home.
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GAIL:
Oh...oh, honey, you don't have
to try to keep us apart.
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The nice judge took care of
that.
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LES:
Let's hear it for the judge...
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You know we should be able to
get along for five minutes.
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After all, we were married for
twenty years.
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GAIL:
Twenty years?
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Was it twenty?
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It went by just like...forty.
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LINDA:
Mother...
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WAYNE:
Hey, look...what do you say we
break open the bubbly, huh?
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LINDA:
Yes.
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P.A. VOICE:
All ashore that's going ashore.
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All ashore that's going ashore.
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LES:
Why don't you two enjoy this.
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I'm sorry to be so brief, but I
have a very attractive lunch
date waiting for me.
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GAIL:
Oh, are you leaving now.
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I thought you rats always waited
until the ship was sinking.
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Goodbye my darling.
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WAYNE:
Bye.
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LINDA:
Bye bye.
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WAYNE:
Thank you.
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LES:
So long...
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Let's see do we go left or
right?
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GAIL:
Surely, even you can lead us off
a ship.
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Which way is the bow?
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LES: Well, that should be
simple.
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The bow's the sharp end...the
stern's the dull end.
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GAIL:
You should know from dull.
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MICKEY:
Hey!
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Now there's an eligible looking
dude.
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ELLEN:
Mickey...
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GREG:
Close.
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The name's Greg.
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Greg Elkins.
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MICKEY:
Mmm...expensive threads, too.
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We may already have us a winner
here.
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ELLEN:
I'm not interested.
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GREG: You could wait until you
were asked.
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MICKEY:
Hey, Mama, don't make any hasty
decisions.
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He's almost as cute as me.
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ELLEN:
Mickey, will you drop dead.
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MICKEY:
Hey, Mama, you're about two
years late with that line.
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ELLEN:
I mean, get lost.
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MICKEY:
Okay.
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LES:
We are lost.
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Totally lost.
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Nice going, Gail.
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GAIL:
Gail!
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Gail!
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It would be my fault.
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Oh, look, they're redecorating
this area.
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I wonder what the new suites
look like.
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P.A. VOICE:
Last call for all visitors.
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All ashore that's going ashore.
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LES:
What are you doing?
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Look, the ship is about to sail.
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GAIL:
I just want to take a look at
one of the cabins.
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LES:
Who cares?
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GAIL:
You just described our entire
marriage...
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Who cares.
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LES:
Hey, Gail, don't go in there.
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LES:
Hey, come on, we gotta get out
of here.
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Now are you happy?
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It's beautifully decorated in
early French Penal Colony.
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Come on.
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I got a date.
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And she's a lot more interesting
than someone that gets turned on
by empty rooms.
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GAIL:
Really?
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And does she get turned on by
the little things you do?
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LES:
What little things?
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GAIL:
Do we have to get personal?
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LES:
No.
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We just have to get out...
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Oh, my Lord.
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GAIL:
Oh, well, you haven't lost your
touch...
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I don't suppose you know how to
connect one of these things.
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LES:
No.
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I always left that butch stuff
up to you.
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GAIL: Help!
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Help!
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There are two people locked up
in here!
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LES:
Two people who can't stand each
other.
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FLOYD:
Hey there, sweet lady.
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Would you like a drink or
anything?
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JENNIFER:
No, thanks.
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I wouldn't like a drink or
anything...
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Hi, Isaac.
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Seen Doc?
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ISAAC:
Oh, sorry, Jennifer.
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Maybe he's in his office with a
patient.
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JENNIFER:
Lucky patient.
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What does a girl have to do to
get sick around here?
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ISAAC:
Maybe this'll do it.
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I just created a new drink.
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I call it my Isaac Eye-opener.
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You can be the first to try it.
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JENNIFER:
Sorry, Isaac.
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It's terrific.
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ISAAC:
Just my luck.
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I can't do anything wrong.
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GOPHER:
Hey.
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Hi.
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JENNIFER:
Hi.
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GOPHER:
Wait a minute.
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That doesn't look like a malted
milk to me.
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Captain Stubing, remember my kid
sister, Chubs?
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JENNIFER:
Jennifer.
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CAPTAIN:
Ah...
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Well, Jennifer, you've really
grown up.
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Whatever happened to the little
girl with the big appetite?
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JENNIFER:
Simple.
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One day I decided I'd rather
have dates than Ding-Dongs.
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GOPHER:
Now she has both.
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Most of her dates are
Ding-Dongs.
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JENNIFER:
There's Doc.
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See you later.
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CAPTAIN:
Well, your sister turned into a
real stunner.
251
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,455
GOPHER:
Chubs?
252
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,706
CAPTAIN:
I think it's goodbye chubs...
253
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,918
Hello, Farrah.
254
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,253
GOPHER:
Chubs...you're not supposed to
be out on deck, honey.
255
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,630
You're not over the measles yet.
256
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,479
MICKEY:
Hi there, sweetheart.
257
00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:30,773
ELLEN:
Mickey, couldn't you just fade
in?
258
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,108
I mean, you scared the wits out
of me.
259
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:32,983
MICKEY:
Now look here.
260
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,485
I'm only a freshman ghost.
261
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,238
They don't teach fadin' in till
you're a sophomore.
262
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,074
Anyway, you know the cat you met
in the passageway?
263
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,409
Well, he's a lawyer.
264
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:44,870
Very successful...and mucho
available.
265
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,789
ELLEN:
You're wasting your time.
266
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:47,998
CAPTAIN:
I beg your pardon?
267
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:48,874
ELLEN:
Oh...
268
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,961
I said that I'm having a
wonderful time.
269
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:57,133
CAPTAIN:
Good...good.
270
00:11:57,216 --> 00:12:00,136
MICKEY:
Hey, look, what happened to that
string bikini I bought you?
271
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:04,765
Hey, you wear that low-cut
halter and you'll definitely get
Greg to the altar.
272
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:08,310
ELLEN:
Once and for all, Mickey, I
don't want to see this Greg, or
anyone else.
273
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:12,022
MICKEY:
Hey, how am I gonna get you a
husband if you don't cooperate?
274
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,816
ELLEN:
Don't want to talk about it.
275
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,777
MICKEY:
Well then, when are we gonna
talk about it?
276
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,612
ELLEN:
Later in my cabin.
277
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,531
CORY:
What?
278
00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,867
MRS. CORY:
He'll be later, all right.
279
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,035
And he's gonna have a broken
leg.
280
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:33,544
ELLEN:
Look, if you're gonna sit there
and bother me I'm leavin'.
281
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,045
ISAAC:
Maybe one of these will help?
282
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:35,838
GREG:
Huh?
283
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:36,672
Oh...
284
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:37,631
ISAAC:
It couldn't hurt.
285
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:46,432
WAYNE:
Oh, well that cooled me off...
286
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:53,397
But you know...with a little
coaxing, I could get heated up
again.
287
00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,273
LINDA:
Come on, Wayne.
288
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,692
WAYNE:
Hey, what's with you, anyway?
289
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,235
LINDA:
Every time you get the urge to
be Mr....
290
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,570
WAYNE:
Shh...
291
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,113
Come on.
292
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,533
LINDA:
Mr. Romance I'm supposed to drop
everything and rush off with
you?
293
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:09,163
Why don't you think about how I
feel sometime.
294
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,832
WAYNE:
We're starting up again.
295
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,709
LINDA:
Well, why don't we just give up
and get a divorce?
296
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,503
WAYNE:
Why don't we just talk things
out, huh?
297
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,504
LINDA:
What's the use?
298
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,380
We always end up fighting.
299
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,090
WAYNE:
So what's wrong with fighting?
300
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,551
Maybe your parents wouldn't be
divorced if they'd fought more.
301
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,303
LINDA:
More?
302
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,055
You've gotta be kidding.
303
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:37,733
LES:
Just my luck to be locked in
with a woman who hates my guts.
304
00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:43,614
GAIL:
Les...it was never hate.
305
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:44,740
LES:
That's right.
306
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:47,952
Hate is a little strong.
307
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:53,666
It was more...mutual
disappointment.
308
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:59,421
GAIL:
Or maybe
dissatisfaction...discontent...
309
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:03,926
LES:
Indignation...exasperation.
310
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,094
GAIL:
Anger!
311
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,095
LES:
Rage!
312
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,221
GAIL:
Loathing!
313
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,180
LES:
Hate!
314
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:08,597
GAIL:
Yeah!
315
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,225
It was hate!!!
316
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:14,603
Let me out!!
317
00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:27,825
DOC:
Yeah?
318
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,285
GOPHER:
Doc...
319
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,453
Oh, Doc, I'm in trouble.
320
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,913
DOC:
Me, too.
321
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,125
Do you think Stubing'd mind if I
didn't wear a tie to the
Captain's Table?
322
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,251
GOPHER:
Come on.
323
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,754
The light's better over here...
324
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,131
It's my sister, Doc.
325
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,799
The ship's wolves are hitting on
her.
326
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,342
DOC:
Aren't you being a bit
over-protective.
327
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,136
She's not exactly a toddler.
328
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,095
GOPHER:
Doc, please.
329
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,805
I mean, can't you just keep an
eye on her?
330
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,849
You know, take her under your
wing.
331
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:55,311
You know what these cruise ship
Casanovas are like...
332
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,104
Wait a minute!
333
00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:58,480
I'm talkin' to the wrong guy.
334
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,108
DOC:
Gopher, I'm your best friend.
335
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,151
Jennifer's your sister.
336
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,027
You don't think that I...
337
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:03,569
I mean...surely...
338
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:03,861
GOPHER:
I'm sorry.
339
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:04,361
I'm...
340
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,196
I'm over-reacting.
341
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,489
DOC:
Okay.
342
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,158
I'll keep an eye on her.
343
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,493
Those wolves won't get within
howling distance.
344
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,454
GOPHER:
Ah, thanks, Doc.
345
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,205
If there's ever anything I can
do for you...
346
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,081
DOC:
Great.
347
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,374
Can you get me a date with
Jennifer?
348
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,834
Just kidding.
349
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:19,668
GOPHER:
Okay.
350
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,210
DOC:
Great.
351
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:20,669
Thanks.
352
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,503
GOPHER:
Ooops.
353
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,013
ELLEN:
Good evening.
354
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:31,847
JULIE:
Oh, hello, Mrs.
355
00:15:31,930 --> 00:15:32,681
Garner...
356
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,140
Let's see.
357
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:33,766
Yes.
358
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:34,850
You're at table seventeen.
359
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:35,184
ELLEN:
Yes.
360
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,018
Thank you.
361
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,519
MICKEY:
Over here.
362
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,647
The table with the ebony
centerpiece.
363
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,027
GREG:
Good evening.
364
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,111
Good evening, Julie.
365
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,905
JULIE:
Oh, hello, Mr. Elkins.
366
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:51,533
Let's see...
367
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,035
You're at table eleven.
368
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:53,994
GREG:
Eleven?
369
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:58,082
JULIE:
Right...
370
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:58,999
Oh, excuse me.
371
00:15:59,083 --> 00:15:59,708
I'm sorry.
372
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,376
That's my mistake.
373
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,252
You're at table seventeen.
374
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:02,753
GREG:
Thank you.
375
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:03,295
Hm-hm...
376
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:08,842
Evening.
377
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:09,843
I'm Greg Elkins.
378
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,720
ELLEN:
Ellen Garner.
379
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,888
GREG:
Uh-oh.
380
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,723
I think I'm at the wrong table.
381
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,724
ELLEN:
No...no.
382
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,183
Please.
383
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,060
Please sit down.
384
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,228
GREG:
Are you sure?
385
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,231
You haven't been too thrilled
about meeting up till now.
386
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,900
ELLEN:
Honestly, it has nothing to do
with you.
387
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:28,445
It's just that I've had a lot of
things on my mind lately.
388
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,573
GREG:
Well, if you need a sympathetic
ear...
389
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,200
I've had a lot of practice...
390
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,035
I'm an attorney.
391
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,078
MICKEY:
An attorney.
392
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,914
Well...the fish is hooked fine.
393
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:43,085
Now all you have to do is reel
in the line.
394
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,379
ELLEN:
You know my husband would have
made a great attorney.
395
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,213
GREG:
Oh?
396
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,214
MICKEY:
I would have?
397
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:52,428
ELLEN:
He certainly had the mouth for
it.
398
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,639
WAYNE:
Isn't this the most incredible
dinner you've ever had?
399
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,142
Hey...what's the matter with
you?
400
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,769
You haven't eaten a thing.
401
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:04,273
LINDA:
You know the last time I had
Cornish game hen was the night
you proposed to me.
402
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,941
WAYNE:
Oh, yeah.
403
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:10,154
That little place in Greenwich
Village...the waiter tried to
take us, remember?
404
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,114
He charged us double for the
drinks.
405
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,783
The service was the worst.
406
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,078
LINDA:
Is that all you remember?
407
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,705
Is that all?
408
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,939
CAPTAIN:
You know, very few young people
today can dance the tango.
409
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,317
They used to call it the dance
of love.
410
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,568
JENNIFER:
Doc taught me.
411
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,320
CAPTAIN:
Oh.
412
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:51,987
FLOYD:
Thanks, Captain.
413
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,655
I'll take over this watch.
414
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:57,284
CAPTAIN:
Ah, and they said there are no
more pirates.
415
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,228
GOPHER:
You call this looking after my
sister?
416
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,854
DOC:
Gopher, I've got my eye on her.
417
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:26,563
GOPHER:
Yeah.
418
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,273
And he's got his hands on her.
419
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,191
DOC:
Don't panic.
420
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,359
I'll take care of it.
421
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,985
GOPHER:
Doc...now.
422
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:43,831
JENNIFER:
Doc!
423
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:44,915
There you are.
424
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,041
DOC:
Hi.
425
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:46,875
JENNIFER:
Hi.
426
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,584
FLOYD:
Hey, who asked you to cut in?
427
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,837
DOC:
My old surgery teacher.
428
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,940
MICKEY:
Mmm...that cat ain't bad.
429
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,900
He ain't bad at all.
430
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,320
He ain't no Saturday Night
Fever, but he ain't bad.
431
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,740
ELLEN:
Do you remember that great night
we spent in Chicago?
432
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,242
MRS. CORY:
Chicago!
433
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,787
And you told me it was a
convention.
434
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,581
ELLEN:
We danced the whole night.
435
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:29,084
MICKEY:
Well...almost the whole night.
436
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,752
But, Mama that's all past.
437
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,463
Turn around and...face your
future.
438
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,800
Latch on to this dude.
439
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,468
GREG:
You're a fantastic dancer.
440
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,386
ELLEN:
Thanks.
441
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,721
You hear that?
442
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,598
MICKEY: He's right for you.
443
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:48,520
He may not have my fantastic
body, but...you can't have
everything.
444
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,444
JENNIFER:
Doc, dancing with you is a real
turn-on.
445
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,236
DOC:
What was that?
446
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,113
I can't hear you above the
music.
447
00:19:58,196 --> 00:19:58,822
JENNIFER:
What?
448
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,908
I can't hear you over the music.
449
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:01,617
DOC:
That's what I said.
450
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,785
I can't hear you over the music.
451
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,622
JENNIFER:
Who?...
452
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,123
Let's go out on the deck.
453
00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,667
DOC:
Go out and neck?
454
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,628
JENNIFER:
Hey-great idea, Doc.
455
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,921
Let's go.
456
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,730
GAIL:
I'm starving.
457
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,983
LES:
What do you plan on eating, your
lipstick?
458
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,277
GAIL:
I knew I had these peanuts.
459
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,113
LES:
They look like rejects from a
Carter rally.
460
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,658
GAIL:
Cut the smart talk and you might
get half.
461
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,618
LES:
Hey, not so fast.
462
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,161
We could be here for days.
463
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:47,829
We're gonna ration these out...
464
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,790
Now let's see.
465
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,333
GAIL:
Don't put them on the floor.
466
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,584
LES:
Okay.
467
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:58,924
That's three meals a day for
three days...that's nine
meals...
468
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:04,680
and about twenty-seven peanuts.
469
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,306
That's three peanuts a meal.
470
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,683
GAIL:
Very good.
471
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,142
LES:
Here you are.
472
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,727
GAIL:
Thank you.
473
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,528
LES:
You know, some of this reminds
me of when we got married.
474
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,238
GAIL:
What do you mean?
475
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,323
LES:
Well, this cabin.
476
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,451
It's furnished better than our
first apartment was.
477
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,869
GAIL:
Yeah.
478
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:33,500
But you have to admit it was
perfect for our first
anniversary...
479
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:38,922
Our dining room suite was a card
table and two folded chairs.
480
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:44,720
LES:
I remember the great dinner you
made to celebrate.
481
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:49,057
GAIL:
Do you remember how we
celebrated after dinner?
482
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,227
LES:
How could I forget?
483
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,231
GAIL:
It seems like a long time ago.
484
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:59,568
LES:
It was...eat your peanuts.
485
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,361
GAIL:
I did.
486
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,045
DOC:
Well...how was your first year
in college.
487
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:18,837
Kinda rough?
488
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:23,842
JENNIFER:
Mmm...look at that moon.
489
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,806
DOC:
What are you majoring in.
490
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,474
JENNIFER:
The stars...
491
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:31,975
DOC:
Hm?
492
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:36,188
JENNIFER:
They're so close you could...you
could grab one in your hand...
493
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:45,280
You know, Doc you're a very
attractive man.
494
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,783
DOC:
Would you believe I started out
as a Math major?
495
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,159
Then in my sophomore year...
496
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:52,954
JENNIFER:
Doc...when are you going to stop
treating me like a kid?
497
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,624
DOC:
Oh, careful...careful.
498
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,167
JENNIFER:
I'm crazy about you.
499
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,543
GOPHER:
Chubs!
500
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,252
DOC:
I found her.
501
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,505
She's here.
502
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,299
She's with me, by the rail.
503
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,675
GOPHER:
You promised me the last dance.
504
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,677
JENNIFER:
Oh...right.
505
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:10,639
I'll see you later, Doc.
506
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:16,603
GOPHER:
Ummmm...Doc...
507
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,980
You're the best.
508
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,503
WAYNE:
Terrific cruise.
509
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:48,135
Everybody's out having fun
except us...
510
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:56,726
Hey, listen, I've been
thinking...maybe things would be
a little different between us if
we had a baby.
511
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,146
LINDA:
Oh, it's a great idea...
512
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,647
Yea, I'd be stuck doing the
diapers.
513
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:01,481
WAYNE:
Oh...
514
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,150
LINDA:
And then there's carpools...
515
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:05,235
and playgrounds...and before you
know it,
516
00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,362
I'm the over-the hill housewife
and you'll leave me.
517
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,072
WAYNE:
Well, that's the way it happened
in your family.
518
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,700
It doesn't have to happen that
way in ours.
519
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,576
LINDA:
Do you mind?
520
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:16,413
I'd like to finish reading this
book.
521
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:19,499
WAYNE:
Yeah, well, that may not be the
only thing you're finishing.
522
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:42,063
LES:
Are you still carrying those
trashy paperbacks around with
you wherever you go?
523
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:46,568
"Lord Derek's Wench?"
524
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:51,281
GAIL:
I have seen Lord Derek's Wench
through sixteen affairs,
525
00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:52,574
five marriages,
526
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:53,450
three floggings
527
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,117
and one branding.
528
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:54,826
LES:
Really?
529
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,871
Well, that was in Chapter two.
530
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,415
It's garbage, Gail.
531
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:03,418
GAIL:
Well, you didn't seem to think
so when we were married.
532
00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:07,631
Don't you remember we'd curl up
on the couch and I'd read to you
533
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:14,304
"Lord Derek whispered in the
fair Sabrina's ear, maddening
her with desire...
534
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:24,814
Your eyes are those of a
maddened tigress...your lips the
color of a ripe pomegranate..."
535
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:30,403
LES:
Your skin is creamy white like
the jungle orchid.
536
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:31,154
GAIL:
Wait a minute, that's not here.
537
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,989
LES:
No, it's there and there.
538
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:33,949
GAIL:
Les, stop it!
539
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,033
LES:
I can't.
540
00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:36,117
You're gorgeous.
541
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:37,661
GAIL:
I was never gorgeous.
542
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,913
Terribly attractive, but never
gorgeous...
543
00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,082
Will you stop it!
544
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:45,669
LES:
Oh, you haven't changed one bit.
545
00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:46,962
GAIL:
There it is.
546
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,464
The same old hurt look.
547
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,967
LES:
Why shouldn't it be the same old
look?
548
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:56,846
It's the same old...nothing.
549
00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:01,434
GAIL:
Well, maybe I wasn't the
sizzling sexpot every time you
came home,
550
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:08,149
but it's hard to be..."The Fair
Sabrina" after a day of diapers
and dishes and...
551
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:10,485
LES:
Aw, tell it to Lord Derek!
552
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,253
JULIE:
Damn!
553
00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:43,351
Stay there...
554
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,145
Come in.
555
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:45,854
DOC:
Can I talk to you?
556
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:50,275
I never knew you were so sloppy.
557
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:51,651
JULIE:
The clothes dryer broke down.
558
00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:54,863
And what am I gonna wear?
559
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,365
DOC:
It's...about Gopher's sister.
560
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,283
JULIE:
Jennifer.
561
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,200
Terrific idea.
562
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,869
We're about the same size.
563
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:04,873
Doc, would you hold this?
564
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:08,126
Now, where can I put this thing,
so it won't fall down?
565
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:11,212
DOC:
There.
566
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,256
Now can I talk to you?
567
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,549
JULIE:
Doc, that's Perfect.
568
00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:15,091
Thank you.
569
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,926
I love you.
570
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:17,510
DOC:
Great.
571
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:18,636
Now that's two of you.
572
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,055
JULIE:
What?
573
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,723
DOC:
Jennifer is hitting on me.
574
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:22,766
JULIE:
You're kidding?
575
00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:25,560
DOC:
See, Gopher asked me to take
care of her.
576
00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:28,938
And she really wants me to take
care of her.
577
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,857
JULIE:
Well, Doc, don't make such a big
deal out of it.
578
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,902
She's just got a regular teenage
crush on an older man.
579
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,904
She probably thinks of you as a
father.
580
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,072
DOC:
Thank you very much.
581
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,741
She happens to think of me as a
lover.
582
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:42,911
Now...what am I gonna do?
583
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:46,122
JULIE:
Well...you be kind...
584
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,540
Be nice...
585
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,584
And let her down easy.
586
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:52,170
Either that or...Gopher will
kill you.
587
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,926
DOC:
You really are sloppy.
588
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,345
JULIE:
I might kill you myself.
589
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:10,438
LES:
You know, I've been thinking
about what you said last
night...
590
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:17,404
was it really so terrible being
a wife and a mother?
591
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:23,284
GAIL:
Before I knew it, fifteen years
of our lives just went by.
592
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,829
LES:
Kids need taking care of.
593
00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,288
GAIL:
Oh...
594
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:31,376
I didn't mind taking care of the
kids.
595
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:36,297
Half the time I found myself
being your mother...
596
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:43,179
It was always what you needed or
the kids needed...it was never
what I needed.
597
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,272
LES:
But it wasn't all bad.
598
00:28:52,355 --> 00:28:57,485
GAIL:
Oh...no...there were good times.
599
00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,486
LES:
There were, weren't there?
600
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,530
GAIL:
Hm-hm.
601
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,991
LES:
How 'bout that summer we took
the place at the beach?
602
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,868
We went claming.
603
00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:08,997
GAIL:
Hm...
604
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,958
What I wouldn't give for one of
those clams now.
605
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:15,837
LES:
Oh, here...take my last peanut.
606
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,671
GAIL:
I couldn't.
607
00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:17,672
LES:
It's okay.
608
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,674
I'm on a diet...
609
00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:21,384
At least split it with me.
610
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:33,021
GAIL:
It's too bad we couldn't be this
unselfish with each other all
the time.
611
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:36,316
LES:
Maybe we can.
612
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:57,212
GOPHER:
Doc...you have been just great
with Chubs so far.
613
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,047
And I really...I hate to impose
on you.
614
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,550
DOC:
So don't.
615
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:07,555
GOPHER:
You know, I was gonna take her
to lunch today, but the Captain
wants that inventory report.
616
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:08,890
Doc, would you mind?
617
00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:10,058
DOC:
Well, Gopher, look...
618
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:10,725
GOPHER:
Doc...
619
00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:12,727
You gotta...
620
00:30:12,810 --> 00:30:21,236
The wolf with the chains...he's
dyin' to have lunch with her and
if he does...she's the first
course.
621
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,238
DOC: Okay, I'll take her to
lunch.
622
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:24,739
GOPHER:
Thank you, Doc.
623
00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:26,241
I love you.
624
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,370
DOC:
Must be my after shave.
625
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,832
ELLEN:
Ah, my point.
626
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,626
GREG:
Yeah, you win.
627
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:38,294
I need a rest...
628
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:50,098
Where do you get all that
energy?
629
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,766
ELLEN:
Teaching thirty kindergarten
kids.
630
00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:53,601
I've got to stay in shape.
631
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,395
GREG:
Hm.
632
00:30:55,478 --> 00:31:00,775
Well, as an attorney, I can say
that the prima facie
evidence...does support that
theory.
633
00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:03,236
ELLEN:
Why, thank you, counselor.
634
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:04,821
MICKEY:
Ooooee.
635
00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:08,074
He's on her case now.
636
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:11,286
GREG:
You know, this is the first time
I've been on a vacation alone.
637
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:14,205
Usually I go with four...five
buddies of mine and we go
fishing.
638
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,456
ELLEN:
Well, do you miss them?
639
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,458
GREG:
Oh, yeah...
640
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:25,341
I would much rather be with a
bunch of unshaven, beer
guzzling, smelly guys, than be
here with you.
641
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:27,135
MICKEY:
Oh, boy...look what we got here.
642
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,136
A combination F.
643
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:30,138
Lee Bailey...Richard Pryor.
644
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:30,972
ELLEN:
Listen, I'm getting kind of
hungry.
645
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:32,807
How 'bout some lunch?
646
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,058
GREG:
Good idea.
647
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:39,981
MICKEY:
Ah-ah...the verdict's in.
648
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:43,776
She's gonna give him a life
sentence.
649
00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:57,040
JENNIFER:
Come on in, Goph.
650
00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,207
The door's unlocked...
651
00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:08,343
Doc!
652
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,052
DOC:
Oh, you're...you're not dressed.
653
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:09,552
I...
654
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:10,053
I'll wait outside.
655
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:10,511
JENNIFER:
Doc.
656
00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:11,512
Don't be silly.
657
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,514
I'm glad you came.
658
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,516
I'm sorry we were interrupted
last night.
659
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,185
DOC:
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you
about that.
660
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:19,520
JENNIFER:
Talk?
661
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:20,271
GOPHER:
Hey, I thought I couldn't take
you to...
662
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,361
DOC:
Look, it's not what you think.
663
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,196
GOPHER:
Then what is it?
664
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,489
DOC:
You don't understand.
665
00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:33,910
GOPHER:
How would you like to understand
a knuckle sandwich?
666
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,746
Jennifer, go into the bathroom
and don't come out until you're
decent.
667
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,331
JENNIFER:
I am decent.
668
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:43,044
GOPHER:
You are not.
669
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,171
DOC:
Look, I don't suppose there's
any chance of explaining.
670
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,839
GOPHER:
Explain.
671
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,591
Get out of here...
672
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:51,219
I thought you were my friend,
Doc.
673
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,641
DOC:
Like I said, no chance of
explaining.
674
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,714
WAYNE:
Well, we proved it could be
done.
675
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:54,717
We're actually having a pleasure
cruise without any pleasure.
676
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:58,471
LINDA:
It's not this cruise, it's our
marriage.
677
00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:00,556
WAYNE:
Are you talking about divorce
again?
678
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,144
LINDA:
Look, it took Mom and Dad twenty
years before they got divorced.
679
00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:10,817
If it's gonna happen to us...I'd
rather it happen now.
680
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:16,197
WAYNE:
All right...if that's what you
want, you've got it!
681
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,837
DOC:
Come in.
682
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,550
JENNIFER:
Doc?
683
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:18,926
DOC:
Jennifer!
684
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,595
Why aren't you at your birthday
party?
685
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:24,307
JENNIFER:
I'm not in the mood for ice
cream.
686
00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:28,269
I want to celebrate this night
with you.
687
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,187
DOC:
Jennifer...wait.
688
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,278
CAPTAIN:
Well, everything's here but the
birthday girl.
689
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:39,655
GOPHER:
Jennifer's over forty minutes
late.
690
00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,365
JULIE:
Gopher, have some patience.
691
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,659
She just wants to be perfect.
692
00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:48,623
If she's anything like I was
when I turned eighteen, she'll
take at least another hour.
693
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:53,336
ISAAC:
The chef sure baked an
incredible birthday cake.
694
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:54,962
Sure we couldn't start without
her?
695
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,132
CAPTAIN:
Isaac, don't be ridiculous.
696
00:36:58,215 --> 00:37:00,176
We'll give her another five
minutes.
697
00:37:05,264 --> 00:37:08,100
JENNIFER:
What's wrong with me?
698
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,686
I'm not pretty enough, is that
it?
699
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,689
DOC:
You're very beautiful.
700
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:16,776
JENNIFER:
I'm not sophisticated enough.
701
00:37:16,859 --> 00:37:20,279
DOC:
Jennifer, you're eighteen and
you're Gopher's sister.
702
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:21,989
JENNIFER:
Gopher.
703
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,492
What's he got to do with it?
704
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,702
He still thinks I'm a kid...
705
00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:32,166
oh...
706
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,835
Yeah, now I get it.
707
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,837
That's what you think too.
708
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:37,964
DOC:
No...
709
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,800
I think you're a very desirable
woman.
710
00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,224
JENNIFER:
Then why don't you want me?
711
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:50,518
I...
712
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,061
I mean, I...
713
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:54,689
I want to learn...
714
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:58,359
I want to learn from someone
with a lot of experience.
715
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,320
You'd be a terrific teacher.
716
00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:06,867
DOC:
I'm very flattered, but it's not
terrific to find someone
experienced.
717
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:08,703
It's terrific to find someone
right.
718
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:10,788
Someone you care about.
719
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:20,756
Jennifer, your first love is...a
very precious thing.
720
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,675
Don't throw it away.
721
00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:28,139
JENNIFER:
Doc...
722
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,684
I'm so scared.
723
00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:37,982
DOC: To love shouldn't be
scary...and when it really is
love...it won't be.
724
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,864
JENNIFER:
Thanks, Doc...
725
00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:47,491
You really are a terrific
teacher.
726
00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:01,881
GREG:
Are you cold?
727
00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:05,384
ELLEN:
Well, I'm real warm on the
inside, but a might chilly on
the outside.
728
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,470
I left my shawl in the lounge.
729
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:08,763
GREG:
I'll get it.
730
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,604
MICKEY:
I'll get it.
731
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:19,273
I'll get it...
732
00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:20,483
I will get it.
733
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:25,780
Smooth talking guy.
734
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,199
ELLEN:
Mickey, I thought you liked him.
735
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:32,286
MICKEY:
Well, I like the cover, but I've
just started reading the book.
736
00:39:32,369 --> 00:39:34,538
ELLEN:
Well, I think he's kinda
terrific.
737
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,207
MICKEY:
Well, that's just great.
738
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:38,459
That's just great.
739
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:44,924
I mean, how do you think I feel
seein' the woman that I love
fall for the first rinky-dink
dude that comes along?
740
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:45,591
ELLEN:
But, Mickey...
741
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:46,759
MICKEY:
Ah, nah, nah, nah.
742
00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:48,135
You should see yourself.
743
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:51,305
Dancing, swimming...smooching...
744
00:39:51,388 --> 00:39:54,600
Is that any way to mourn your
dear, departed husband?
745
00:39:54,683 --> 00:39:56,435
ELLEN:
You were the one that wanted me
to be happy.
746
00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,106
MICKEY:
Happy, but not flipped out.
747
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:01,774
ELLEN:
I'm confused.
748
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,567
MICKEY:
Sure you are.
749
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:11,492
Why else would you be falling
for some jive time dude only two
years after my last supper?
750
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:11,867
ELLEN:
Oh, Mickey.
751
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,494
I'm sorry.
752
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:16,539
MICKEY:
Hey, look...you need more time.
753
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:17,456
Believe me.
754
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,667
There'll be other dudes to
choose from.
755
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:24,630
I just want to save you from
makin' a monstrous mistake.
756
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:25,840
GREG:
I got it.
757
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,967
But it'll cost you a kiss.
758
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:28,676
ELLEN:
Uh...
759
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:33,139
Greg, I think I'll just turn in.
760
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,432
GREG:
What's the matter?
761
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:39,186
ELLEN:
Well...you're very nice, Greg,
and I like you, but...
762
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:43,023
GREG:
But, what?
763
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:47,820
ELLEN:
But that's all.
764
00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:53,409
GREG:
Well...I thought we had
something special going...but I
guess I thought wrong.
765
00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:56,745
ELLEN:
Greg...
766
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,307
CAPTAIN:
I'm sorry, Gopher.
767
00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:19,560
My excuses to Jennifer, but I've
got to get back to the bridge.
768
00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:20,394
GOPHER:
Oh, sir, no.
769
00:41:20,477 --> 00:41:20,895
Five more minutes.
770
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:21,937
Please.
771
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:22,480
I'll go look for her.
772
00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:22,855
CAPTAIN:
All right.
773
00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:23,397
All right.
774
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,982
Everybody just stay put.
775
00:41:25,065 --> 00:41:26,525
I'm sure she's coming.
776
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,402
What are you doing here?
777
00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:29,236
JENNIFER:
Gopher...
778
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,738
Doc's your best friend.
779
00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:31,280
GOPHER:
Yeah.
780
00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:31,906
So's Attila the Hun.
781
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:33,866
DOC:
Now wait a minute.
782
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:34,742
GOPHER:
I don't want to talk to you,
Doc.
783
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,368
JENNIFER:
Then talk to me.
784
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:38,245
Doc wasn't trying to take
advantage of me.
785
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:41,123
I was trying to take advantage
of him.
786
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:44,960
I was throwing myself at him,
but...he wouldn't let me.
787
00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:46,462
GOPHER:
Nothing happened?
788
00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:49,757
JENNIFER:
Something did happen, Goph.
789
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,470
I learned there's...there's
nothing wrong with waiting for
the right person.
790
00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:07,650
DOC:
Well, if I had a sister as
beautiful as Jennifer, I guess
I'd act the same...dumb way.
791
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,276
GOPHER:
Dumb?
792
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,737
I don't know what to say.
793
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,530
JENNIFER:
How 'bout starting with Happy
Birthday.
794
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:14,865
GOPHER:
Oh, hey, I almost forgot.
795
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,450
Hey, band leader.
796
00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:16,742
Maestro.
797
00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:17,159
Come on.
798
00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:21,205
Hey, por favor.
799
00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:25,084
ALL:
Happy Birthday to you.
800
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:28,295
Happy Birthday to you.
801
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:32,925
Happy Birthday dear Jennifer.
802
00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:39,932
Happy Birthday to you.
803
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:05,541
GAIL:
You sure you want to go through
with this?
804
00:43:05,624 --> 00:43:07,501
LES:
What do you mean?
805
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:12,089
GAIL:
Well...last night was very
romantic...
806
00:43:13,882 --> 00:43:17,469
You know as they say, in the
bright light of day...
807
00:43:17,553 --> 00:43:19,722
LES:
The brighter the better.
808
00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:24,643
Now I can really see what I've
got.
809
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:28,689
GAIL:
Oh...I can't wait to tell the
kids.
810
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:29,815
Let's get out of here.
811
00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:37,156
LES:
Hello out there!
812
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,324
Anybody out there?!
813
00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:40,200
GAIL:
You don't have to do that.
814
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:43,871
LES:
Oh?
815
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:45,956
It works better if you bend it.
816
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:53,047
GAIL:
You knew how to open it, too?
817
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,090
LES:
I've known for two days.
818
00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:58,427
GAIL:
I've known for three.
819
00:43:58,510 --> 00:44:00,554
It really must be love.
820
00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:03,140
LES:
Either that or we're both peanut
freaks.
821
00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:12,024
MICKEY:
I'm sorry, baby.
822
00:44:12,107 --> 00:44:13,025
It's all my fault.
823
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:14,735
I mean, you should be with Greg.
824
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:15,319
I blew it.
825
00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:15,944
ELLEN:
Oh, Mickey.
826
00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:18,030
I just don't know anymore.
827
00:44:18,113 --> 00:44:21,950
MICKEY:
Hey look, I was jealous, but
it's still not too late.
828
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:26,246
I mean grab him...that is if
you...really love him.
829
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:30,250
ELLEN:
I love him more than anybody
else in this world.
830
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:32,086
MRS. CORY:
Eat your heart out, woman.
831
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,254
He's still mine.
832
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:38,092
Come on, you ol' lech.
833
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:40,260
ELLEN:
Anyway, it's too late now.
834
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:44,723
MICKEY:
It's...never too late for Super
Ghost.
835
00:44:50,729 --> 00:44:52,773
JULIE:
Thank you for sailing with us...
836
00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:55,651
Oh, Mr. Elkins, I hope you had a
pleasant cruise.
837
00:44:55,734 --> 00:44:57,361
GREG:
I enjoyed it very much...
838
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,288
ELLEN:
Oh!
839
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:10,124
JULIE:
Mrs. Garner, are you all right?
840
00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:11,125
ELLEN:
Yes...yes.
841
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,126
GREG:
Are you sure?
842
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,293
ELLEN:
Yes, I'm fine.
843
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:13,836
MICKEY:
Thata girl.
844
00:45:13,919 --> 00:45:14,795
You got him now, baby.
845
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:16,130
Don't let go.
846
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:17,005
ELLEN:
Greg, about last night.
847
00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:17,923
I...
848
00:45:18,006 --> 00:45:19,299
GREG:
Hey, forget it.
849
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,300
So we're not meant for each
other.
850
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:21,552
ELLEN:
Yes we are.
851
00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:24,304
I didn't mean any of those
things I said.
852
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:27,015
Can I plead temporary insanity?
853
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:35,441
GREG:
On one condition...you let me
represent you for life.
854
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:36,942
MICKEY:
Thata girl, honey.
855
00:45:37,025 --> 00:45:38,152
And don't worry about me.
856
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:40,028
I'll be fine.
857
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,822
Honey?
858
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:44,783
Honey?
859
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,286
I guess, he must be the right
man for her.
860
00:45:47,369 --> 00:45:49,496
She can't hear me any more.
861
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:56,336
"The Love Boat will continue in
a moment."
862
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:01,216
ISAAC:
I hope you had a good time.
863
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,468
WAYNE:
Good?
864
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:04,887
Well, let's just say different.
865
00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:07,723
GAIL:
Oh, Linda...Wayne!
866
00:46:07,806 --> 00:46:09,183
LINDA:
What are you doing here?
867
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,309
LES:
We never left.
868
00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:10,726
WAYNE:
Huh?
869
00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:12,227
What's going on?
870
00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:15,439
LES:
Well, it's too much to
explain...but here it is in a
nutshell.
871
00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:16,023
I meant...
872
00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,858
GAIL:
Peanut shell...
873
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:22,863
Well, your father and I are
getting back together again.
874
00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:25,157
LINDA:
You and Daddy?
875
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,035
GAIL:
Well, I...
876
00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:29,578
I thought you'd be happy.
877
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:30,871
LINDA:
Oh, I am.
878
00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:33,957
It's...
879
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,877
WAYNE:
Well, it's just that we have
some news of our own.
880
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,755
GAIL:
A baby?
881
00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:41,924
LINDA:
Wayne and I are getting a
divorce.
882
00:46:42,007 --> 00:46:42,925
LES:
You can't.
883
00:46:43,008 --> 00:46:44,259
LINDA:
You did.
884
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,554
LES:
Yeah, but that was different...
885
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,056
All right, it wasn't different.
886
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:53,727
But listen...we just spent three
days together, with nothing to
do but talk.
887
00:46:53,810 --> 00:46:56,897
We cleared up a lot of things.
888
00:46:56,980 --> 00:47:02,861
GAIL:
Maybe if we'd talked this way
twenty years ago, we wouldn't
have lost each other.
889
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:06,573
LES:
That's right.
890
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,867
GAIL:
Baby, don't make our mistake.
891
00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:15,249
WAYNE:
Maybe we should...
892
00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:17,376
LINDA:
What if...?
893
00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:24,091
WAYNE:
Hey...what do you think?
894
00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:25,968
It couldn't hurt.
895
00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:27,928
LINDA:
Yes it could.
896
00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:29,096
But maybe...
897
00:47:29,179 --> 00:47:29,972
WAYNE:
Yeah.
898
00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:34,476
Maybe...
899
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,106
DOC:
Goodbye, Jennifer.
900
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:43,652
I do love you like a brother.
901
00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:45,779
JENNIFER:
It was such a wonderful
birthday.
902
00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:49,283
Thanks, all of you...for taking
such good care of me...
903
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:55,664
And Gopher...don't worry I can
take care of myself from here on
in.
904
00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:58,667
GOPHER:
Okay.
905
00:47:58,750 --> 00:47:59,668
JENNIFER:
Bye, everybody.
906
00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:02,337
ALL:
Bye.
907
00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:05,424
FLOYD:
Hey there, baby...am I gonna see
you in the city?
908
00:48:05,507 --> 00:48:06,258
JENNIFER:
'Fraid not.
909
00:48:06,341 --> 00:48:08,302
I don't get to the zoo very
often.
910
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:14,850
CAPTAIN:
I guess she can take care of
herself.
911
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,310
GOPHER:
That's my Chubs.
912
00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:19,438
ALL:
Jennifer!!!
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