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Pootie Shoe News Dump.
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Cuties, dudies, this is Pootie.
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[fart]
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I know you're wondering why I have
not been streaming Mythic Quest today.
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Before we get into it,
I just want to say that
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I've been playing this game
since I was a kid,
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and it's really always going to occupy
a very special place inside my heart.
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That said, Mythic Quest
just isn't showing me the love anymore,
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so I think it's time for a change.
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- Oh, jeez. Oh, crackers.
- As sad as it is for me to say this...
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I will no longer be streaming
Mythic Quest... ever again.
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Now, fear not, Pootie Nation,
I do have something new in the works.
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Something new and fresh.
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I hope you guys are gonna
take that journey with me.
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Pootie out!
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Oh, fuck.
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[theme music playing]
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- [chattering]
- [buttons clicking rapidly]
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[video game guns shooting]
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I cannot believe I'm doing this.
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You're looking at this wrong.
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Pootie drove a ton of traffic,
but we had no control over him.
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If we get the right streamer to play MQ,
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then we're in charge of
the messenger and the message.
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And all we have to do is
debase ourselves to children?
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- It's a brave new world, my friend.
- [Ian] Yeah, I guess so.
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Oh. There are still some diehards
out there who play for the right reasons.
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Look at this, the Masked Man!
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Hello, little boy. I love your costume.
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[Brad] Hi.
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[woman] I'm not a little boy.
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I'm... I'm... Hold on.
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- Poppy.
- No. Hold on.
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I'm doing a... a big reveal.
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Okay, can someone, um...
There's like a little... a clippy thing.
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- [Brad] Yeah.
- Can you just... Oh, my God.
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- Okay, get it off. Can you get it off?
- [Brad] Yeah, yeah.
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I'm really claustrophobic!
Is it on the right side?
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Pop, relax! Just relax!
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- Get the clip off!
- [Brad] We got you. Take a breath.
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- Ha-ha!
- Hey!
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry to crash your little boys' club,
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but, um, I'm a department head
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and I should be included
in big decisions like this.
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Ah, come on.
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Navigating different personalities,
making gut-check calls about people...
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I don't know if those instincts
are part of your skill set, Pop.
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I have great instincts.
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Right, like wearing full cosplay
to a not-cosplay event.
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[Ian] And what's with the tester?
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You're bringing the whole company?
Guys, we look desperate.
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I brought Dana because she gets it.
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She's young, she's a woman in gaming,
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and, unlike you,
I actually value the voice of...
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- Poppy needed a ride, right?
- Yeah.
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I tried to warn her about the cosplay
thing, but then she yelled at me.
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Okay, that is enough of your voice, Dana!
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Go... explore.
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Okay. Bye.
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- Bye, Dana.
- Bye, Dana.
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Have fun.
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Mmm.
Ian's gone, so it is officially "D-Day."
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David Day.
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Today, we can do whatever we want, Jo.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, when the bosses are away,
the little mouse will play.
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Aren't you the boss?
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Well, yeah, yeah, but, you know.
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Do you call yourself "a little mouse"?
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Sometimes. Someone has to be the mouse,
otherwise the expression doesn't...
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You know what, Jo?
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One of the things I don't wanna have to do
today is explain myself to you. Okay?
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David, do you think maybe I'd be more
useful assisting Ian at the StreamerCon?
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If I leave now,
I could probably beat traffic.
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Jo. Jo. Okay. [scoffs]
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Let's just clear this up once and for all.
You're my assistant.
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You live to serve only me
and my every whim.
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- You will speak when spoken to. And...
- [phone rings]
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- Yeah?
- [man] Hey, David, man,
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there's a bunch of girls out front here
from Girls Can Code.
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They say they're scheduled for a tour?
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Oh, shit, is that today?
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- Not just your average...
- [girl] That one.
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Hey, look at this.
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Where my ladies at?
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- Hi! How you doing?
- [David] Hello. Come on over.
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My name is David Brittlesbee.
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- Hi, Mr. Brittlesbee.
- I'm executive producer.
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Let me just say, I am so excited
that you girls are all here.
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You know, and you picked
the right gaming company because,
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let me tell you something,
we value women here at Mythic Quest.
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In fact, our head programmer
is a woman. Poppy Li.
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And she is in charge of
programming the entire game.
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Cool!
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Yeah. And I'm not gonna sugarcoat it,
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you're gonna have to work pretty hard
to get where she's at
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if you wanna be where she's at.
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But, uh, I'll let her
tell you all about that.
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- Who wants to see a woman who can code?
- Me!
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Who wants to see the best engineer
you could ever find?
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Yeah!
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- Okay, then let's go meet Poppy!
- She's not here.
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- [girls] Oh.
- What?
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She's not here.
She went to StreamerCon.
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Oh.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Because I only speak when spoken to, sir.
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Are there any other female coders
we can meet?
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Yes. Obviously. Yes.
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Uh, we have plenty of women who work here
in various positions.
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- [deep voices murmuring]
- Um...
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No. Not in this room.
Uh, but in other rooms.
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Uh, because we are filled with women.
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Jo! Jo's a woman.
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- Right? Jo?
- Yeah.
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So why don't you tell the girls
what you do?
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Sure. I live only to serve a man,
and that man is David.
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Okay. She's normally not like this, okay?
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Yeah, she usually won't listen
to a word I say.
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But she's only acting like that
due to disciplinary action
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resulting from weeks
of insubordination, so...
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Huh?
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You know what? It doesn't matter. Yeah.
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Uh, Poppy will return.
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In the meantime,
let's go meet some ladies!
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[girls] Yes!
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Come on. Again, not in this room.
We're gonna skip on past this one.
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Yo. What's up, C.W.?
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Apologies. I was lost in my ennui.
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Ian's absence leaves me wandering
the halls, feeling a bit unmoored.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, I know what you mean.
- I've never been in here.
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We work at the same place, yet we exist
in two completely different worlds.
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Not surprising, I suppose.
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I'm old, you're young.
I'm a man, you're a boy.
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What? I'm a woman.
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Are you? Huh.
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- I'll take your word for it.
- Thanks.
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So, um, what do you do, exactly?
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- For real, dude?
- Mm-hmm.
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I test the game for bugs and shit
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so that when people like you play,
it actually works.
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- Oh, I've never played.
- Wait, you've never played the game?
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I deal in story and emotion, not games.
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Dude, when a game is as good as this one,
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playing it is just as emotional
an experience as some story.
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You can't tell me that gameplay has more
emotional resonance than a good cutscene.
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Cutscenes are boring, man.
I... I skip them.
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Oh, no. No, no!
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Let me show you the power of a story,
my dear boy.
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Uh... girl.
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Okay, fine. But first, I'm gonna show you
the power of the game, old man.
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Grab a controller.
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Wow. Okay, that's a mouse.
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So we're just gonna
start from the beginning.
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- [explosions]
- [lasers firing]
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[Pootie Shoe]
So now I just frag the battle cruiser.
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Eh, mission cleared. That's so sick.
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This campaign has everything
that I love about Cold Alliance 2.
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It's got killer missions,
snap-tight controls,
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and the sickest graphics
of any MMORPG out there.
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He's already playing our rival game?
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I guess the piece of shit
floated downstream.
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And I know I just started playing,
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but so far I'm inclined to give this game
four and a half B-holes.
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[farting]
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What? He shot them
straight up to four and a half?
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And a half?
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That doesn't make any sense!
What's a half a butthole?
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- And then why not just give ten, right?
- I don't know.
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- Why not give 20?
- Yeah.
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A million buttholes!
A million buttholes for all!
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Nah, it's just business.
They clearly made him a great offer.
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I can't believe that companies
are straight-up paying kids these days.
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Like, why aren't gamers losing their shit?
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Okay, come on. Don't be naive. All right?
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Even fans know streamers
make these arrangements.
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And make no mistake about it,
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we're gonna have to pony up too
if we want quality.
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What exactly passes for quality here?
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[female announcer]
Give it up for LOL_Trevor!
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You guys wanna see a little bit of fire?
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Yeah!
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All right.
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- [explosions]
- [cheering]
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[yells]
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[applause, cheering]
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[male announcer] LOL!
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[air horn sound]
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I love you, guys. Thank you so much.
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Remember, guys,
laugh out loud, live out loud...
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love out loud.
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[cheering]
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[male announcer] LOL!
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[rhythmic beats]
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Yeah! All right!
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See you, guys!
All right! Thank you! Peace!
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- Whoo!
- [whistling]
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- What a fucking douchebag.
- Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
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It's LOL_Trevor though.
He's got a rock-solid fan base.
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I mean, he's almost sickeningly positive.
And he's cute as hell.
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Okay, I'll handle the negotiation.
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We're gonna go in there,
we're gonna give him the terms,
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and then we're gonna leave before
he can answer. Standard power play.
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Excuse me. Excuse me, children.
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- Hey, LOL_Trevor?
- [rap playing softly]
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What's up, man? Pleased to meet you.
I'm Brad. These are some of my colleagues.
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We are here on behalf of Mythic Quest.
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Oh, yeah,
Pootie just bailed on you guys, right?
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That's exactly why we're here.
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We were hoping to come to some kind
of arrangement with you
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to help bridge the gap
left by our pal Pootie.
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I'm sorry. Are we not going to address
the large, menacing presence to our right?
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Oh, that's just my bodyguard.
He won't say shit.
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Great. I feel safer.
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I don't.
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I don't either.
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Sit down.
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Just... I think.
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- You know what? I'm gonna stand.
- All right.
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So, LOL, how would you feel
about playing a new weapons update
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that we're releasing next month?
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I'm thinking, I don't know, $5,000?
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Yeah, I think I'm done dealing in dollars.
I deal in percentages now.
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Excuse me?
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He said he's done dealing in dollars.
He deals in percentages now.
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No, I heard what he said.
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I'm selling your weapons,
I want gross points. 10%.
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If he's selling your weapons,
he wants gross points.
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- No, I heard what he said again.
- Okay.
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Okay, I'm just processing this right now.
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- Gross points are points of the...
- I understand what gross points are, okay?
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And this is between me and Trevor.
We got this, man.
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- I'm just not familiar with this.
- It seems like you're losing him.
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I'm not losing him. I'm just not familiar
with this. I'm off my game.
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- Is this part of the negotiation tactic?
- You guys, shut the freak up.
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- I got this. I got this.
- Okay.
238
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10% or no deal.
239
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I'll let you guys think about it.
[sighs]
240
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- Come on, Liam.
- [grunts]
241
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What just happened?
242
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:47,898
It would appear he gave you the terms
and then left before you could answer.
243
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,441
It's a standard power play.
244
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:51,485
[sighs]
245
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[rasping breaths]
246
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:03,705
Now, admittedly, uh, game development
is a male-dominated field,
247
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,999
but we are working hard to change that.
248
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:10,295
Which is why we brought on board
folks like... Michelle!
249
00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:11,380
Hi, Michelle.
250
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,215
Michelle is one of our amazing
female coders.
251
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,842
- One of two.
- Thank you, Jo.
252
00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:17,970
Michelle, do you wanna tell the girls
what you're working on?
253
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,346
My r�sum�.
254
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,348
[chuckles]
255
00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,685
That's a joke.
Michelle has a very unique sense of humor.
256
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:27,729
Okay, Michelle,
do you wanna just tell the girls
257
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,148
what it's like to be a woman in tech?
258
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:33,068
Oh, sure. Which part
did you want me to talk about?
259
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,988
The part where you have to work
twice as hard to make less money
260
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,867
or the part where you can't get ahead
because it's a bro monoculture?
261
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:44,329
Okay, well, um, that's not necessarily
the message we're trying to get across.
262
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,914
Maybe you want to talk about
263
00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,667
what it's like to be a female
in a male-dominated field?
264
00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,755
I would not. Please go ahead.
265
00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,591
Great. Thanks for your permission.
266
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:59,344
So no matter how smart you are
or how hard you work,
267
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:02,014
your bosses will always
treat you a little bit differently
268
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,724
because you're a woman.
269
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:07,186
Oh, unless your boss is a woman.
Like Poppy.
270
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,772
I was talking about Poppy.
She hates me because I'm a woman.
271
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,734
See, because we're all fighting
for the same positions,
272
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,986
it makes us incredibly competitive,
273
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,698
which, of course,
we have to be in order to survive.
274
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,075
So, in a way, I... I don't blame Poppy.
275
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:25,245
In another way,
I hate her more than anyone alive.
276
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:30,542
Can we please stay on message
and say something inspiring?
277
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:34,796
Got it. Girls, here's the most important
piece of advice I can give you.
278
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,006
- Look to your left.
- [girls] Mmm.
279
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Now look to the girl on your right.
280
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,385
That's your competition.
281
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,304
She's not your friend.
282
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,556
You're going to have to fight her.
283
00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,809
Not physically. That's what men do.
284
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,354
Emotionally. Up here.
285
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,147
- Okay, that's enough from Michelle!
- I have more to say.
286
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:55,692
Oh, I'm sure you do, and I respect that,
but we have a lot of women to meet.
287
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,402
- Do we?
- We do. Come on. Let's go.
288
00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:58,487
There's no one else.
289
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,280
Maybe there's someone more positive
we can meet?
290
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:02,491
Yes. I know who we can go see.
291
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,910
Oh! Oh, my!
292
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,038
What a treat! And who might you ladies be?
293
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,082
Sue, these young women
are from Girls Can Code...
294
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,208
- [girl] Hi, Sue.
- [girls chuckling]
295
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,961
...and they're here
to be inspired by our female employees.
296
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,214
Inspiration? Look no further
than the good book.
297
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,341
I have got the inspiration right here.
298
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,759
- [David] Sue?
- This is... Yeah?
299
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:22,803
- Work stuff.
- Work stuff? Okay.
300
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,472
- Just talk about the job and whatnot.
- Okay. Copy that.
301
00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:29,685
Uh, listen, girls, oh my, it is just
so fantastic to see you all here.
302
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:33,188
We can always, always,
always use more girls in gaming.
303
00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,106
What's this?
304
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:39,236
No. That, sweetie,
that is just player feedback.
305
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,362
So what do you do here?
306
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,114
Uh, I'm the community manager.
307
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,283
Yes. Sue has a very interesting job.
308
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,742
She interacts with our players online
309
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,121
to find out the things that they like
and don't like about Mythic Quest.
310
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,040
Yeah. You know, and darn
if they don't like a lot of things!
311
00:13:52,124 --> 00:13:53,959
Sometimes I wonder why they play.
312
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,919
What's a typical day like for you?
313
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,630
How do I put this? Okay.
314
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,382
You know... Girls,
315
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,802
you know how when you just get
so mad and frustrated
316
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,638
that you just wanna scream into a pillow?
317
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,432
You know? When you're mad at your mom?
318
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,059
I guess you could say,
for our player community,
319
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,686
I'm kinda like their mom.
320
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,063
And the pillow.
321
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,815
You're super nice.
322
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:18,192
I wanna do what you do.
323
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,443
No!
324
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,029
No. No.
325
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:26,783
[whispers] No.
326
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,331
And that's... Sue.
327
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,546
[young woman] So, it has a really clean,
simple design,
328
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,008
and you'll see that it just responds
almost right away to your touch.
329
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,260
But what's most cool about it
is it actually does
330
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,513
procedural level generation,
with dynamic difficulty...
331
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,597
Hi.
332
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,516
Hi.
333
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,727
Did you, um...
Did you make this game?
334
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,395
Yeah, I did.
335
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,481
Cool. It's really impressive.
336
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,317
Is that Masked Man?
337
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,945
- Yeah.
- That's perfect. It's amazing.
338
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:06,365
I know. It's really good with the mask on,
but it's kinda tricky to... Yeah.
339
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,575
- Oh, my God. Roscoe, right?
- Yeah.
340
00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:10,452
Yes! So good!
341
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:14,581
So, I, um...
I actually work at Mythic Quest.
342
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:16,083
I'm... I'm the lead engineer.
343
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,418
Are you Poppy Li?
344
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,963
- Yeah.
- [shrieks]
345
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:23,173
That is so cool.
346
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,383
It is.
347
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,759
- You're historical.
- I know.
348
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:26,760
- You're legendary.
- Yes.
349
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:28,095
- You're so talented.
- Yes.
350
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,264
- I grew up playing your game.
- Okay, that's enough.
351
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:35,269
So we're actually looking for a streamer
right now to help promote the game.
352
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:38,438
And, um, I'm just going with my gut here,
353
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,524
but I think that you'd be perfect
for the gig.
354
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,484
- Really?
- Yeah.
355
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:46,905
I love Mythic Quest. It's, like,
the most beautifully designed game ever.
356
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,073
Right.
357
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,284
Now I bet I can finally break 200 subs!
358
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,495
Sorry, you have less than 200 subscribers?
359
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:54,413
Mm-hmm.
360
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,039
What's this line for?
361
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,375
Oh, the bathrooms.
362
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,085
I don't even know why I come to the cons.
363
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,212
My people skills are terrible,
so I never get new fans.
364
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,381
Sometimes the... Where are you going?
365
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,216
Mmm.
366
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,676
- Hey, Poppy!
- Hey.
367
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,428
- I'm having so much fun.
- Cool.
368
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,221
I don't even know what
I'm standing in line for.
369
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,223
But you know what? I bet it's amazing.
370
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:16,310
You're in line for the bathrooms.
The men's bathrooms.
371
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,228
Oh. Oh, well.
372
00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:21,106
Hey, you wanna go to the merch table
with me, buy some MQ shirts?
373
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,150
You know you can get those
for free at work?
374
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,235
Yeah, but they have
very special-edition ones
375
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:27,029
just for the cons and I really want some.
376
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,823
You go have fun!
Stand in as many lines as you want.
377
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,408
I'm gonna go get a shitty pretzel.
378
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,410
They're actually not shitty.
They're really good.
379
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,037
- Really?
- I had four of 'em already.
380
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,164
- That's so many pretzels...
- I know. I'm pretty stuffed.
381
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,290
...for such a tiny person.
382
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,291
- [growling]
- [sword clashes]
383
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,461
Oh, yes. Yes. I see. I see!
384
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,004
[game character] Aha!
385
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,089
What the hell? The paladin killed me!
386
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,299
That little shit.
387
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,843
- C.W. Avenge my death.
- Mm?
388
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:50,761
Ah.
389
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,554
- Hit him with a stun spell.
- Yes. Yes.
390
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,181
- Okay, now fire spell.
- Yes.
391
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,849
- Smack him with a shovel!
- Uh-huh.
392
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:56,934
- Again.
- [chuckles]
393
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,478
Okay. Oh, my God.
He's almost dead! Hit him again!
394
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,231
You killed him! You avenged me!
395
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,400
Huzzah! Avenging the death
of a fellow guild member
396
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,153
and seizing control of the land.
That was thrilling!
397
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,740
I feel like Beowulf after he slew Grendel.
398
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,575
Oh, I haven't seen Beowulf.
399
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,828
Seen? No, it's... it's an epic poem.
400
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,539
- Oh, it's a poem too?
- Mm-hmm.
401
00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:19,623
Shit.
402
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,665
Have you no education at all?
403
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,586
No, I... I have a BA in Women's Studies.
404
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,213
- Oh, Women's Studies, huh?
- Yeah.
405
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,382
What, uh...
What exactly is Women's Studies?
406
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:33,053
It's an academic curricula which...
well, it follows the experiences of women
407
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,888
and the contributions they've made to...
408
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,348
Inquiry withdrawn.
409
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,853
Okay, dude, look, the point is,
we just made a story together.
410
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,438
And we were more invested
because we were a part of it.
411
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:45,315
All that shit Ian says is right.
412
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,944
Yes, but it's still missing something,
isn't it?
413
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,240
Sit back, milady. Mmm?
414
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,910
And I'll show you something wonderful.
415
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,790
- [rock playing]
- [chattering]
416
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,627
Poppy? You're Poppy Li, right?
417
00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:06,628
Yeah.
418
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:09,423
I'm Dan Williams,
producer at Cold Alliance Studios.
419
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:10,799
Oh, Cold Alliance? Fuck you.
420
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,469
Well, uh, we're big fans of your work.
421
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:17,472
Oh, thank you!
I'm a huge fan of yours too.
422
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:19,808
Well, you just told me to fuck off.
423
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:22,186
Well, but that was before
I knew that you liked me.
424
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,856
Uh, that shovel update,
that was brilliant.
425
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:30,652
Thank you. You know, that was actually
Ian's idea, to turn it into a weapon.
426
00:18:30,736 --> 00:18:32,821
I was actually talking
about the digging feature.
427
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:36,783
It was such a novel way of integrating
persistent environmental changes.
428
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,869
How did you know that would be so cool?
429
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:43,248
Um, yeah, I don't know.
I guess I just kind of felt it in my gut.
430
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,750
Wow. You got great instincts.
431
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,962
Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Dan, was it?
432
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,672
- Yeah, Dan Williams.
- Yeah, cool.
433
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,133
Listen, I don't want to take up
much more of your time.
434
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:56,553
But, well, we're looking for
a new creative director,
435
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:58,889
and, uh, I think you'd be a perfect fit.
436
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,432
Creative director?
437
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,895
Um... I'm actually...
I'm not looking for a new job.
438
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,688
And you guys already poached Pootie, so...
439
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:10,150
Well, what can I say? I mean,
when we find talent, we go after it.
440
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,279
Cool. Thanks.
441
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:17,074
You're welcome.
I'm looking forward to hearing from you.
442
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,867
- All right? Take care.
- Okay.
443
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,871
Poppy! Poppy!
444
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:27,626
I've done it. I have found our streamer.
Introducing Byron.
445
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:31,547
Byron has been playing
MMORPGs for 20 years.
446
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,507
And best of all,
he's never been paid for it.
447
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,509
Also, he's a big fan of mine.
448
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,844
He's a genius.
449
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,596
This guy's like
a thousand in streamer years.
450
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,390
- [Brad] Guys!
- Oh, hey.
451
00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,226
Guys, our streaming problems are over.
452
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,853
Oh, great. Another dude in his 40s.
453
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:47,437
And God forbid you pick a woman.
454
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:50,148
There's no such thing as a 40-year-old
woman in gaming. That's a fact.
455
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,359
And secondly,
Stephen here isn't the streamer.
456
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,443
Stephen?
457
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,405
- [Brad] Excuse me.
- [Poppy] Right. Okay.
458
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,156
[Brad] Da-da-da!
459
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,992
Meet Aiko.
460
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,619
Aiko here is the future
of the streamer hustle.
461
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,539
A 3-D model that I can completely control
in a mo-cap suit.
462
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,623
It's a one-time cost.
463
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:09,334
She never ages or gets a better offer,
464
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:13,046
and we can make her do whatever we want.
465
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,173
[Aiko] Aiko is happy!
466
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,675
- So you want to build a woman.
- Mm-hmm.
467
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,219
- Sort of like a Weird Science situation.
- Exactly.
468
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,680
- What's Weird Science?
- Oh, God!
469
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,473
Goddamn it, Poppy.
470
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,309
- Small Wonder?
- Yeah, like Small Wonder maybe.
471
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,518
I don't know what that is.
472
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:27,603
- What?
- God!
473
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:30,147
All right, just because something is old
doesn't make it cool.
474
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,064
- What?
- What do you...
475
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:33,275
Do you even understand our culture?
You know what?
476
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,443
- It doesn't matter.
- What culture?
477
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:35,360
Awful. Awful.
478
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,197
It's kind of creepy if I have to admit it.
My guy, I think, is a little bit better.
479
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,449
Your guy? Your guy's got an ankle monitor.
480
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,413
Byron! What's that for?
481
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,458
- So...
- You know what? I don't want to know.
482
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,542
[Poppy] No one wants to know.
483
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,211
You know what?
You guys do whatever you want.
484
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,879
I'm gonna go home. Where's my ride?
485
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:55,589
- Okay, so we're gonna go with Aiko?
- [Poppy] Nope.
486
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,759
[crowd applauding]
487
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,136
Dana. Ugh. Come on. Let's go.
488
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,388
Hang on. I just gotta finish this.
489
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,599
Are you playing Mythic Quest?
490
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,518
You know you can do that
back at the office.
491
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:10,312
I just got to the best part. I'm so close
to leveling up, and when I do,
492
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,523
I get to finally equip
the Great Trident of Tethys,
493
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,983
which has an insane DOT.
494
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,151
All right, y'all.
495
00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:20,197
Chaining criticals. But don't worry,
your girl is a boss battle badass.
496
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,282
[cheering]
497
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,367
Oh, my God.
498
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:31,750
Guys. Guys. What if I told you
I found our new streamer?
499
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,336
She's perfect.
She knows the game inside out.
500
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,338
She appeals to a young, diverse crowd.
501
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,006
She is so cool! She's...
502
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,927
Oh, my God. She's talking about herself.
That is so sad.
503
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,971
- Oh.
- [Brad] See, I told you she would do this.
504
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,640
First of all, you're like
15 years too old.
505
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,726
Dana! Dana is the new streamer.
506
00:21:49,810 --> 00:21:52,688
No, she's too good-looking. No one's
gonna believe that she's a real gamer.
507
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,524
Okay, but the thing is
she is a real gamer.
508
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,025
Yours isn't even a real person.
509
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:59,403
- Okay, Pop? You're great.
- Yes.
510
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,071
- At something very specific.
- Right.
511
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:04,324
It's sort of like, well, I'm this painter
and you're my favorite brush.
512
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,869
Okay, hold on. Are you just
about to recycle my whole thing
513
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,662
about the brush and the...
I'm not gonna... Just...
514
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:12,040
Look, come over here, watch Dana play.
515
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,709
She's got this whole crowd
of people around her.
516
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,003
Great work, Pop. We're gonna go over here
and make the decision.
517
00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,713
No, you guys come with me.
518
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,298
- See you back at the office.
- Thanks so much for your time.
519
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,009
Guys, I really think I'm right about this!
520
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:47,618
Wow.
521
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:51,079
[sniffles] You're damn right.
522
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:56,084
It's a touching, bittersweet
culmination to the story.
523
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,088
Wow, C.W., you're a really good writer.
524
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,798
I didn't even know this was our game.
525
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:03,050
No. It's not.
526
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:06,762
That's from Red Dead Redemption 2.
527
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,141
- What, you didn't write that?
- [sighs]
528
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,267
What about the other ones?
529
00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:14,394
[sniffing] That was Assassin's Creed.
530
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,355
The one before that was Last of Us.
531
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:18,982
None of these are yours?
532
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,568
I'm afraid not.
533
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,654
Why did we watch that then?
534
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,448
To show you the power of story.
535
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:33,121
Alas, I...
I'm a stranger in a strange land
536
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:38,877
and, um... have yet to achieve
that level of emotional resonance.
537
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:45,884
Outside of my novels, of course,
for which I did win a Nebula Award.
538
00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:48,554
- Where the hell did that come from?
- Oh, never mind that.
539
00:23:49,638 --> 00:23:51,765
Because you have opened my eyes.
540
00:23:51,849 --> 00:23:54,726
I now know that
I must engage with the game
541
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:57,855
on its most fundamental level
by playing it.
542
00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:04,403
And that will unlock rich,
new stories for years to come.
543
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,947
Just come in here, you know.
544
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,784
We'll try this place again,
see if any ladies have emerged.
545
00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,537
How do we have so many
dudes that work here? How?
546
00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:16,248
Wait a second.
547
00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:20,836
The testers. The testers! Yes! Come, come.
548
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:26,675
Okay, uh, our testers
are actually not just one, but two ladies.
549
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,802
Those aren't two ladies.
550
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,513
We had a wonderful time.
551
00:24:31,597 --> 00:24:34,558
I just showed her mine,
and she showed me hers.
552
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,935
Yeah, and first it was kinda weird
'cause he's old, you know?
553
00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:39,021
- But, boy, does he know what he's doing.
- [both chuckle]
554
00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,564
She cried.
555
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,107
I did cry. Well, he cried too.
556
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,234
I did. Come in, girls.
557
00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:45,402
Don't go in there!
558
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,779
- Okay. I think that's enough.
- I think that's enough too!
559
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:49,072
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Yeah.
560
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,157
Let's...
561
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,161
[elevator bell dings]
562
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:56,246
Poppy!
563
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:59,041
Didn't you get my text?
We have a tour today.
564
00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:00,250
Oh, that was today?
565
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:03,170
Nice. I guess your good instincts
don't include checking a calendar.
566
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:04,838
- Crap! I completely forgot.
- [shushing]
567
00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:08,425
I don't want your excuses, okay?
These girls need to be inspired.
568
00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:10,969
- If it's inspiration you need, I can...
- Not you.
569
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:13,180
You are the last person
they need to hear from.
570
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,973
These girls need to talk to someone
571
00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:18,185
who understands what it's like
to be a girl who loves games.
572
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,687
Someone who can speak to them
on their level and get them excited.
573
00:25:20,771 --> 00:25:23,106
- Oh, God, this is so sad.
- Is she talking about herself?
574
00:25:23,190 --> 00:25:24,024
[Brad] She is, again.
575
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:25,859
And I'm so embarrassed.
I'm actually really uncomfortable.
576
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,946
I'm not talking about me!
577
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:31,573
I'm talking about Dana.
578
00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:35,536
- Huh?
- [grunts mockingly]
579
00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:36,995
Come on.
580
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,123
Hi! Hey, girls.
581
00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:43,293
This is Dana. She works here.
582
00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:45,879
What do you do?
583
00:25:46,255 --> 00:25:48,549
Uh, I play video games.
584
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,009
That's your job? That's so cool!
585
00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:52,928
Cool! Yeah!
586
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,847
Yeah, it is cool.
587
00:25:56,932 --> 00:25:59,184
But it's also hard work sometimes.
588
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,771
I mean, it's crazy
that this is a real job.
589
00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:08,819
But I play to make the game better
for our fans. And they pay me for it.
590
00:26:09,695 --> 00:26:11,405
And, yeah,
there aren't a lot of women here,
591
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:15,701
but they hired me and my friend Rachel,
so they're trying.
592
00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:17,619
- Ah.
- Mm-hmm.
593
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:22,332
And to be totally honest, it's still
sometimes a hard place to be a girl.
594
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:28,380
But I'm not gonna give up,
because I love my job and I'm good at it.
595
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,048
- You feel me?
- [girl] Yeah.
596
00:26:30,132 --> 00:26:32,134
- [girls giggling]
- I'm good at it.
597
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,639
And you know what else? Lean in.
598
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:47,566
I'm so good at it, that when I play
against boys, I kick their butts.
599
00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:48,859
[girls chuckling]
600
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:50,402
You girls like kicking butts, right?
601
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,904
Yeah!
602
00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:53,280
Then come work here.
603
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,035
Thank you, Dana. That was so inspiring.
604
00:26:58,118 --> 00:26:59,203
No biggie.
605
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,413
You are so welcome.
606
00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:02,915
- Come on, girls.
- [Jo] Bye, girls.
607
00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:06,752
- [girls chattering]
- [girl] I wanna come back!
608
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:09,630
[elevator bell dings]
609
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,965
Holy shit.
610
00:27:13,175 --> 00:27:14,760
Dana's the new streamer.
611
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:17,513
She had me at "Ian is a genius."
612
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:18,597
She didn't say that.
613
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:21,308
- I think she did.
- No, I think she didn't.
614
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:25,187
Also I told you guys that she is who
we should go with back at the convention.
615
00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:26,271
You did?
616
00:27:26,855 --> 00:27:28,690
Yes! You guys never listen to me.
617
00:27:28,774 --> 00:27:30,817
Hey, let's go give Dana the good news.
618
00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:32,319
Oh, yeah, that'll feel good.
619
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:35,864
Yeah, well, one of the best things
about being a boss is giving good news.
620
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,659
[dramatic music builds]
621
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,418
[phone line rings]
622
00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:51,713
Hello, Dan Williams. Let's talk.
623
00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:53,924
It's Poppy. Poppy Li.
624
00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:57,511
Oh. I'm sorry. When...
When will he be back?
625
00:27:58,387 --> 00:28:00,013
Uh-huh, yeah, I can leave my number.
626
00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:01,849
Hey, stranger.
627
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:05,519
Hey! Dude, I had the weirdest day,
but it was also kind of awesome.
628
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:08,939
Me too. Ian and Brad
just asked me to be the new streamer.
629
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:11,066
- Wait, what?
- Yeah!
630
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:15,445
Just now. I mean, I guess it's kind of
shady to have an in-house streamer, right?
631
00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,531
But if it's what's best for the game...
632
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,075
Yeah, yeah.
633
00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:22,119
I know that means
we won't be testing together anymore,
634
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:24,329
but it's kind of my dream job, so...
635
00:28:25,789 --> 00:28:27,124
do you think I should do it?
636
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:31,044
Yeah. Yeah. You should totally do it.
637
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:32,129
- I should do it, right?
- Yeah.
638
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,756
Oh, my God! This is crazy.
639
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,883
I gotta call my mom.
640
00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:38,218
Crazy. Okay, um...
641
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,221
[phone clicks, line dials]
642
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:42,848
Come on. Pick up.
643
00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:43,932
See ya.
644
00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:45,434
Ma. Hey!
645
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:47,519
You will never guess
what happened at work today.
646
00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:51,064
Okay, so I went to the convention
with Ian, Brad, and Poppy, right?
647
00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:55,235
["Oh Sailor" playing]
648
00:28:58,235 --> 00:29:02,235
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