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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:12,671 --> 00:00:14,844 Being a gigolo isn't always easy. 2 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,878 I'm very proud to be called a gigolo. 3 00:00:17,879 --> 00:00:19,958 There's nobody out there more competitive than me. 4 00:00:20,958 --> 00:00:22,919 I try to break a sweat six days a week. 5 00:00:24,909 --> 00:00:26,037 Well, the Brace philosophy 6 00:00:26,038 --> 00:00:28,183 is to really be good to people. 7 00:00:28,184 --> 00:00:31,032 I've had so many women in my life, it's just a blur. 8 00:00:34,204 --> 00:00:36,103 I really love women... 9 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,584 learning about them, learning what makes them tick. 10 00:00:38,585 --> 00:00:39,378 Holy crap! 11 00:00:39,379 --> 00:00:41,308 I consider myself a real feminist. 12 00:00:43,089 --> 00:00:44,358 Being in this business, 13 00:00:44,359 --> 00:00:47,268 you have to be a very caring, giving person. 14 00:00:47,269 --> 00:00:49,555 - And I believe in what I'm doing. - Awesome. 15 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,278 I was brought up in the Bible Belt, 16 00:00:52,279 --> 00:00:54,730 and I enlisted in the Marine Corps. 17 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:58,238 I see life as a gift. You go balls out and just do it full force. 18 00:00:58,239 --> 00:01:00,248 It's Vegas, baby. Come on! 19 00:01:05,429 --> 00:01:07,818 There you go. Whoo-hoo! 20 00:01:08,184 --> 00:01:09,136 Perfect. 21 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:12,458 Sync and corrections by btsix www.MY-SUBS.com 22 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:32,278 You look quite dashing. 23 00:01:32,279 --> 00:01:33,438 Thank you. 24 00:01:33,439 --> 00:01:35,777 - Try this wine out? - Yes. 25 00:01:35,778 --> 00:01:37,906 Thank you. This was all very sweet. 26 00:01:37,907 --> 00:01:39,354 I kind of feel like I'm going to prom. 27 00:01:39,778 --> 00:01:40,866 You wanna go to the prom with me? 28 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,966 You should see what I looked like when I was a kid in prom. 29 00:01:42,967 --> 00:01:45,846 I was 12. I was like this right here. 30 00:01:45,847 --> 00:01:48,006 You know, like a little, like, 10-year-old. 31 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:50,806 My name's Lexi. I'm 43. 32 00:01:50,807 --> 00:01:52,806 I'm from the Seattle area, and I'm a critical care nurse. 33 00:01:52,807 --> 00:01:56,683 I am actually recently divorced about a year and a half ago 34 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,502 due to infidelity. 35 00:01:58,503 --> 00:02:01,861 My husband left me for my friend 36 00:02:01,862 --> 00:02:04,786 and informal triathlon coach. 37 00:02:04,787 --> 00:02:07,886 - Fill 'er up. - There you go. 38 00:02:07,887 --> 00:02:09,806 Oh, boy. 39 00:02:09,807 --> 00:02:12,996 We were married for 20 years. Three kids. 40 00:02:12,997 --> 00:02:14,976 So... 41 00:02:14,977 --> 00:02:18,118 - How's the kids and things? - Kids are great. 42 00:02:18,119 --> 00:02:20,168 - Yeah? They're growing up? - Yep. 43 00:02:20,169 --> 00:02:21,922 - Got one graduating in June. - Oh, my God. 44 00:02:21,923 --> 00:02:25,208 - Technically an adult. A little frightening. - Oh, my God. 45 00:02:25,209 --> 00:02:28,198 Bradley knows that I needed someone who would simply listen 46 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:31,238 and understand where I come from. 47 00:02:31,239 --> 00:02:34,248 - The youngest one's driving now, and... - Oh, my God. 48 00:02:34,249 --> 00:02:36,318 But also, he understood that what I needed 49 00:02:36,319 --> 00:02:39,663 the boyfriend experience without the boyfriend drama. 50 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:41,913 Well, the good thing is they can take care of themselves sometimes, 51 00:02:41,914 --> 00:02:44,013 - so you don't have to be there all the time. - Sometimes it just gives 52 00:02:44,014 --> 00:02:47,259 Mommy time to come and enjoy Bradley's company. 53 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:50,801 With Bradley, I don't get the inconsiderateness, 54 00:02:50,802 --> 00:02:52,887 the flakiness that I would get 55 00:02:52,888 --> 00:02:56,496 from somebody that I just meet out in the normal world. 56 00:02:56,497 --> 00:02:58,188 - Here you go there, little pup. - "Little pup." 57 00:02:58,189 --> 00:02:59,318 Ding! 58 00:02:59,319 --> 00:03:01,228 This eliminates those. 59 00:03:01,229 --> 00:03:05,014 There's no expectations, and I appreciate that. 60 00:03:05,015 --> 00:03:06,498 So, how's work been? 61 00:03:06,499 --> 00:03:08,794 Work's been interesting. I actually switched jobs. 62 00:03:08,795 --> 00:03:10,178 Back to taking care of patients. 63 00:03:10,179 --> 00:03:12,338 What's the craziest thing you've seen in there lately? 64 00:03:12,339 --> 00:03:16,297 Lately? There's always the interesting foreign bodies 65 00:03:16,298 --> 00:03:18,328 in various orifices, and... 66 00:03:18,329 --> 00:03:21,268 Tabasco bottle. That was... That was one I've seen. 67 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,108 - Tabasco bottle? - Mm-hmm. 68 00:03:23,109 --> 00:03:25,218 - Oh, up their... - Rectum. Yeah. 69 00:03:25,219 --> 00:03:27,270 - You serious? - Yes. 70 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,148 Goddamn. 71 00:03:30,149 --> 00:03:32,108 Welcome to my world. 72 00:03:32,109 --> 00:03:34,228 How big around was... So, it was, like, a little, like... 73 00:03:34,229 --> 00:03:36,198 - Like, tiny... - Yeah. 74 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:40,148 Heard of some weird shit up there before, but never a Tabasco bottle. 75 00:03:40,149 --> 00:03:41,268 Di... Was it... Was it, like... Di... 76 00:03:41,269 --> 00:03:44,108 - Was the lid on it or off of it? - It was on. 77 00:03:44,109 --> 00:03:45,338 Oh, thank God. 78 00:03:45,339 --> 00:03:47,268 Imagine if the lid was off of it. 79 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:51,228 Well, it was a glass bottle. Imagine that bottle broke. 80 00:03:51,229 --> 00:03:52,198 Oof. 81 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,514 - Was it Tabasco or Tapatío? - Tabasco. 82 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:58,150 Brings a whole new meaning to "ring of fire." 83 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:03,284 You like your new place, then? 84 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:06,281 Yes. I bought it as an investment property. 85 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:11,010 A lot of my clients have looked for the boyfriend experience, 86 00:04:11,011 --> 00:04:12,278 because they want a guy... 87 00:04:12,279 --> 00:04:15,278 And that goes for every girl. They want a guy that's gonna be real with them, 88 00:04:15,279 --> 00:04:19,170 or treats them like they're a couple and not like it's a job. 89 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:27,128 I've always been romantic. I like doing extravagant, different things for clients, 90 00:04:27,129 --> 00:04:29,308 because it makes me feel happy knowing that they were surprised. 91 00:04:29,309 --> 00:04:31,108 And they get something different. 92 00:04:31,109 --> 00:04:33,118 And we do give a lot of ourselves to these clients. 93 00:04:33,119 --> 00:04:34,728 We give a piece of ourselves out. 94 00:04:34,729 --> 00:04:36,463 And it's the little things like that 95 00:04:36,464 --> 00:04:38,461 that really mean something with a girl. 96 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,280 A little bit. 97 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,108 Bradley is clean cut. 98 00:05:12,109 --> 00:05:15,128 He's fit. He's this Southern gentleman 99 00:05:15,129 --> 00:05:17,319 who just knows how to treat a lady. 100 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,188 He is incredibly intuitive 101 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,727 about what a woman needs 102 00:05:22,728 --> 00:05:26,250 and adjusts what he does based upon that. 103 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:36,188 Coming out of a 20-year marriage based on infidelity, 104 00:05:36,189 --> 00:05:40,108 using a gigolo, for me, was a great way to boost my self-esteem. 105 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:04,230 Bradley's efforts today were simply amazing. 106 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:14,278 The flowers and wine and having the limo pick me up... 107 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:18,120 I can't describe a more romantic date. 108 00:06:24,310 --> 00:06:27,869 It is absolutely a freeing experience, 109 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:32,513 and something that brings new qualities to my life. 110 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,138 Sorry. 111 00:06:48,139 --> 00:06:51,108 I'm gonna have marks all over me. 112 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:03,170 I've always wanted to do a country song. 113 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:08,158 I've heard a lot about this local country music star named Justin Mather. 114 00:07:08,159 --> 00:07:10,318 I went to one of his shows, and I was definitely impressed with his work, 115 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:13,188 and I asked him if he'd be interested in collaborating with me. 116 00:07:13,189 --> 00:07:15,208 - What's up, guys? - Hey, what's up? 117 00:07:15,209 --> 00:07:17,178 - Hey, man, what's going on? - How's it going, man? 118 00:07:17,179 --> 00:07:18,138 - Good. Good. - Welcome. 119 00:07:18,139 --> 00:07:19,138 - Thanks. - You all right? 120 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,198 - What's up? - Ready to do this, or what? 121 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:22,961 I am. I think so. 122 00:07:22,962 --> 00:07:24,228 My name is Justin Mather. 123 00:07:24,229 --> 00:07:25,318 I'm a country singer here in Las Vegas. 124 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:28,298 I think we should probably start with some, uh, vocal work. 125 00:07:28,299 --> 00:07:31,288 As I told you, I haven't had, uh, too much formal training 126 00:07:31,289 --> 00:07:33,328 besides, like, high school chorus and singing in the shower. 127 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:36,188 So, if you can help me with that a little bit, 128 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,198 then maybe go into the strumming and patterns, 129 00:07:38,199 --> 00:07:40,188 and talk about how we're gonna record it. 130 00:07:40,189 --> 00:07:41,208 - Yeah. Yeah. Sounds good. - Is that cool? 131 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:42,318 I just finished my fourth album. 132 00:07:42,319 --> 00:07:45,248 Played at the Palms and opened for Gregg Allman. 133 00:07:45,249 --> 00:07:49,248 I've opened for Robert Earl Keen, and so I've done some relatively big things, 134 00:07:49,249 --> 00:07:50,268 and... 135 00:07:55,310 --> 00:07:57,208 Let's do that again. 136 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,158 What do you think? 137 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,911 - That's good. That's good. - All right. 138 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:18,108 Nick actually had a country song in mind that he hadn't finished, 139 00:08:18,109 --> 00:08:20,218 and we wrote it together, and here we are. 140 00:08:20,219 --> 00:08:21,338 Let's talk about some lyrics really quick first. 141 00:08:21,339 --> 00:08:25,218 I think I like the Hong Kong and Peru. It's... It's a little more fun. 142 00:08:25,219 --> 00:08:26,278 - A little more interesting. - Yeah. Yeah. 143 00:08:26,279 --> 00:08:29,258 One of the reasons why I wanted to do the country song is, 144 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:32,138 it's kind of a feel-good, warmhearted song. 145 00:08:32,139 --> 00:08:34,178 You know, the track's called "Everybody's Got a Little Country in 'Em." 146 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:36,298 And I kind of associate country with, you know, good. 147 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:38,218 So here's your first note. 148 00:08:38,219 --> 00:08:40,208 - ♪ Don't... ♪ - ♪ Don't ♪ 149 00:08:40,209 --> 00:08:42,298 ♪ Don't ♪ 150 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:45,178 - ♪ Don't ♪ - There you go. Hold that. 151 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:48,218 - ♪ You might be ♪ - ♪ You might be ♪ 152 00:08:48,219 --> 00:08:51,258 - ♪ From Hong... ♪ - ♪ You might be from Hong ♪ 153 00:08:51,259 --> 00:08:52,298 ♪ Hong ♪ 154 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:55,778 - ♪ Kong ♪ - ♪ Kong ♪ 155 00:08:55,779 --> 00:08:56,600 Yeah, right there. 156 00:08:56,601 --> 00:09:00,239 - ♪ You might be from Hong Kong ♪ - ♪ From Hong Kong ♪ 157 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,218 One. 158 00:09:01,219 --> 00:09:03,712 ♪ A little country in me ♪ 159 00:09:03,713 --> 00:09:06,268 ♪ A little country in you ♪ 160 00:09:06,269 --> 00:09:09,308 Yeah, that's good. Let's go to the chorus. 161 00:09:09,309 --> 00:09:12,128 ♪ From Madison to... ♪ 162 00:09:12,129 --> 00:09:14,298 Oh, yeah. Are you gonna... you gonna rap this, or do you wanna sing this part? 163 00:09:14,299 --> 00:09:17,128 Creating a rap song and creating a country song 164 00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:18,707 are definitely two different animals. 165 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:21,198 You know, they both require different skills and abilities. 166 00:09:21,199 --> 00:09:24,268 Maybe if I rapped or kind of talked in a low voice 167 00:09:24,269 --> 00:09:27,268 while you sung the chorus? 168 00:09:27,269 --> 00:09:29,228 Yeah, let's try... I feel like I wanna sing it. 169 00:09:29,229 --> 00:09:33,268 Maybe if I sing it and you rap as... as closely in... in rhythm with it, 170 00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:36,218 or speak it, it might go good together. 171 00:09:36,219 --> 00:09:38,318 I had this... 172 00:09:38,319 --> 00:09:41,228 this guitar lick from a song that I'd written. 173 00:09:41,229 --> 00:09:43,258 I never finished the song, but I... I remembered that lick, 174 00:09:43,259 --> 00:09:45,569 and I was like, "You know what. Maybe we can use this." 175 00:09:46,339 --> 00:09:49,118 ♪ From Madison to Dallas ♪ 176 00:09:49,119 --> 00:09:50,278 ♪ To Las Vegas ♪ 177 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:54,278 ♪ This town's to me prayin', beggin' for forgiveness ♪ 178 00:09:54,279 --> 00:09:57,138 ♪ Can I get a "yee-haw," "hallelujah" ♪ 179 00:09:57,139 --> 00:10:01,238 ♪ And a witness too ♪ 180 00:10:01,239 --> 00:10:04,108 For some reason, I wanna go up one level for "forever red, white, and blue." 181 00:10:04,109 --> 00:10:06,128 ♪ Forever red, white, and blue ♪ 182 00:10:06,129 --> 00:10:07,238 ♪ Forever red, white, and blue ♪ 183 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,158 Let's try it. So, we're gonna be coming out of a chorus. 184 00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:12,168 ♪ Forever red, white, and blue ♪ 185 00:10:12,169 --> 00:10:15,198 ♪ Forever red, white, and blue ♪ 186 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,298 Um, what do you think? 187 00:10:17,299 --> 00:10:20,198 I think I'm liking that. 188 00:10:20,199 --> 00:10:22,288 It's great to find out just how talented Justin was, 189 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,268 and to get some guitar lessons from him too. 190 00:10:25,269 --> 00:10:27,198 I was thinking for an intro, I can take this lick. 191 00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:30,188 And do it, like, three times. 192 00:10:30,189 --> 00:10:32,128 Here's number three. 193 00:10:32,129 --> 00:10:33,198 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do anything fancy. 194 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,298 I'm good with just the strumming. 195 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:37,170 You can just go... You can kind of just go... 196 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,248 And then I'll do a... I'll do a stop. 197 00:10:43,249 --> 00:10:46,238 - So, it'll be... - ♪ Put on my boots ♪ 198 00:10:46,239 --> 00:10:48,168 - ♪ Put... ♪ - ♪ Put on my... ♪ 199 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,168 - ♪ Put... ♪ - ♪ Put on... ♪ 200 00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:52,258 ♪ Put, put, put... ♪ 201 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:55,128 - ♪ Put... ♪ - A little higher. 202 00:10:55,129 --> 00:10:56,607 There you go. 203 00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:57,869 I'm getting the singing down. 204 00:10:57,870 --> 00:10:59,288 I got the strumming down. 205 00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:01,288 Now, it's putting those two together. That's... 206 00:11:01,289 --> 00:11:03,108 That's the tricky part. That's where I need... 207 00:11:03,109 --> 00:11:05,288 To be honest, I wasn't sure how our first meeting would go. 208 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:09,238 I knew he was a very intelligent and talented guy. 209 00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:12,208 ♪ A little country in me ♪ 210 00:11:12,209 --> 00:11:16,118 ♪ A little country in you ♪ 211 00:11:16,119 --> 00:11:17,228 It definitely wouldn't have come out as good without him. 212 00:11:17,229 --> 00:11:19,555 ♪ A little country in me ♪ 213 00:11:20,094 --> 00:11:22,275 ♪ A little country in you ♪ 214 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:26,138 Yah-hoo! 215 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,138 Why don't you come down here more often? 216 00:11:36,139 --> 00:11:39,138 Because the weather's never like this. Warming up. 217 00:11:39,139 --> 00:11:40,328 So, are you ready for this? It's been four years. 218 00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:43,138 It's been a long time. Well, hold on. I need to warm my arm up first. 219 00:11:48,119 --> 00:11:50,318 - Oh, man. Feels good, though. - It does. 220 00:11:50,319 --> 00:11:54,288 My name's Forrest, and, uh, I'm Vin's brother. 221 00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:55,328 I, uh... I currently live in Chicago, 222 00:11:55,329 --> 00:11:58,268 and I'm a professor of sociology. 223 00:11:58,269 --> 00:12:00,466 I spend my time kind of questioning 224 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:04,288 why it is that America doesn't accept, uh, people that are different. 225 00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,288 And, I mean, I think that... that my brother's profession 226 00:12:06,289 --> 00:12:08,337 kind of falls squarely into that. 227 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:13,135 I'm in Vegas, really, just to catch up with... with Vin. 228 00:12:13,136 --> 00:12:14,866 Uh, we both lived together in L.A., 229 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,577 and we don't get to see each other very much anymore. 230 00:12:16,578 --> 00:12:20,118 You know, I haven't even gotten a chance to go back and play back in Cali, man. 231 00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:21,168 - But you know what? - What? 232 00:12:21,169 --> 00:12:23,278 What's wild is, you're really not missing anything. 233 00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:27,148 When we were living together, uh, in L.A., 234 00:12:27,149 --> 00:12:29,138 we both ended up playing in tournaments. 235 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,298 We'd try to play as partners as often as we could, 236 00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:33,188 but we'd wind up almost in fights on the sand 237 00:12:33,189 --> 00:12:36,168 just because we're so competitive with each other as brothers, 238 00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:38,238 and then we wouldn't talk for weeks at a time. 239 00:12:38,239 --> 00:12:40,228 - I could've done that forever, man. - Yeah. 240 00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:44,158 Just, like, work a software gig, 241 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:47,218 play volleyball in the morning, tournaments on the weekends. 242 00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:49,268 Right? I gue... I mean, 243 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,158 - for me, it was like I could do that... - Or? 244 00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:54,288 And not take the next step in my career. 245 00:12:54,289 --> 00:12:59,108 Fair. I guess that's sort of the same thing for me. 246 00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:02,188 There was always this running competition of... of who was better, 247 00:13:02,189 --> 00:13:06,278 but in the end, it drove us both to excel at everything that we did, 248 00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:10,739 because we constantly sort of had this other person as a benchmark. 249 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:14,288 And at the end of the day, now especially that we're so close, 250 00:13:14,289 --> 00:13:16,298 I think it was all for the best. 251 00:13:16,299 --> 00:13:19,188 - You don't miss the tournaments, though? - Oh, God. 252 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:21,198 - Uh, you know what I do miss. - What? 253 00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:23,198 You showing up in a velour suit. 254 00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:26,248 - Hey! Swag! - Totally, dude! 255 00:13:26,249 --> 00:13:29,248 Swear to God, on the beach in a velour, like, FUBU suit. 256 00:13:29,249 --> 00:13:31,198 That's swag. 257 00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:34,841 I found out my brother was a gigolo on a... on a random phone call. 258 00:13:34,842 --> 00:13:37,959 And he's always been incredibly good with women, 259 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,198 and so, it wasn't too much of a surprise 260 00:13:40,199 --> 00:13:43,239 that... that he had found a way to... to make a profession out of that. 261 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,832 That's swag, dawg. It's... It's like a... 262 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,785 It's like a bunch of white dudes in sandals and board shorts, 263 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:51,150 and you've got, like, a velour suit and a gold chain. 264 00:13:51,151 --> 00:13:52,220 Gold chain... 265 00:13:55,109 --> 00:13:57,197 You know it's the best, though. That's how I do it. 266 00:13:57,198 --> 00:14:00,232 A lot of people don't realize that he's... he's probably one of the most kind of caring, 267 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:02,338 genuine, loyal folks out there, 268 00:14:02,339 --> 00:14:04,631 and he's... he's really an amazing guy. 269 00:14:04,632 --> 00:14:06,218 - One more round? - Sure. I'll set you, if you want. 270 00:14:06,219 --> 00:14:07,340 Okay. 271 00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:24,022 That's how you bounce 'em. 272 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:28,118 But, God, I'm out of breath. 273 00:14:28,119 --> 00:14:30,148 - Isn't that weird? - Ohh! 274 00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:31,218 I used to be able to do this for two hours. 275 00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:45,248 I had no idea what was gonna happen with this song, 276 00:14:45,249 --> 00:14:48,118 but it went so well that Justin decided to, uh, bring in a full band. 277 00:14:48,119 --> 00:14:50,258 Hell, yeah. Whole band's here. Oh, he's here. 278 00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:52,108 - Look who's here. - Hi, man. Nick. 279 00:14:52,109 --> 00:14:53,298 - Yeah. Steve. Nice to meet you. - What's up, man? 280 00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:56,218 - How you doing? - Good. Okay. 281 00:14:56,219 --> 00:14:59,168 My man! He made it. This is my favorite, right here. 282 00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:02,188 The country twangy thing. What's up, man? 283 00:15:02,189 --> 00:15:04,178 I've been playing with these guys for years, 284 00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:06,268 and they also are all part of other bands as well. 285 00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:09,278 We're ready to roll when you are, man. Ready to rock and roll, huh? 286 00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:11,218 All right, boys. Let's do this. 287 00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:18,238 One, two, one. 288 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,318 ♪ No matter where you're from ♪ 289 00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:30,200 ♪ No matter what you've been through ♪ 290 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,120 ♪ You might be from Hong Kong ♪ 291 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:37,158 ♪ You might be from Peru ♪ 292 00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:42,188 ♪ A little country in me ♪ 293 00:15:42,189 --> 00:15:44,218 ♪ A little country in you ♪ 294 00:15:45,948 --> 00:15:47,906 ♪ I can milk them cows ♪ 295 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,250 ♪ I can sure bail hay ♪ 296 00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:55,170 ♪ I can saddle up a horse ♪ 297 00:15:55,990 --> 00:15:58,080 ♪ And drink a keg on my birthday ♪ 298 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:02,268 ♪ There's a little country in me ♪ 299 00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:04,248 ♪ And a little country in you ♪ 300 00:16:04,249 --> 00:16:06,140 Hey! 301 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:10,268 It was challenging for him to sing this song, 302 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,128 and I tried to help him. 303 00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:15,158 But, I mean, he's a rapper. He's used to speaking the parts. 304 00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:16,248 ♪ Beggin' for forgiveness ♪ 305 00:16:16,249 --> 00:16:18,248 ♪ Can I get a "yee-haw," "hallelujah" ♪ 306 00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:20,318 ♪ Country in me ♪ 307 00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:23,238 ♪ A little country in you ♪ 308 00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,158 - Ow! - Good job, guys. 309 00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:28,695 - Owww! - Nice. 310 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:42,138 Well, how you doing? Well, hi. 311 00:16:42,139 --> 00:16:44,158 My name is Billie, and I'm 48, 312 00:16:44,159 --> 00:16:46,722 and I moved to Vegas a couple years ago. 313 00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,198 - Can I get you something to drink? - Oh, yeah. 314 00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:53,228 For sure. I'd love a little bit of, uh, tequila. 315 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,168 - Do you... Do you carry tequila? - Of course I do. 316 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,298 - Okay. That's my drink. - Yes. Have a seat, and I'll be right back. 317 00:16:56,299 --> 00:16:58,178 Okay. It sounds great. 318 00:16:58,179 --> 00:17:00,298 I hired Brace 'cause I'm needy. 319 00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:02,575 I'm a single woman out in the desert. 320 00:17:02,576 --> 00:17:05,557 And Brace is perfect. He's confident. 321 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,168 What do you got, whiskey for yourself? Thank you. 322 00:17:07,169 --> 00:17:10,178 - Yeah. I am a whiskey girl. - Appreciate that. Yeah? 323 00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,128 I like his personality. He's funny. 324 00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:15,298 He's into his body and... and taking care of himself. 325 00:17:15,299 --> 00:17:18,118 So, where are you from there? 326 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,218 I live here. I moved her a few years ago. 327 00:17:20,219 --> 00:17:21,238 Yeah? From where? 328 00:17:21,239 --> 00:17:23,228 I moved here from Oregon. 329 00:17:23,229 --> 00:17:25,218 And what's up in Oregon? 330 00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:27,288 Not much anymore. "Anymore"? 331 00:17:27,289 --> 00:17:29,198 No. Just... Why, did something leave? 332 00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:30,278 What left? Yeah. Mom and Dad. 333 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:31,328 Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. Mom and Dad aren't there no more, 334 00:17:31,329 --> 00:17:34,278 so I kind of got a nice little inheritance from them. 335 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:38,148 Well, that's nice. So, um, I bought this house, 336 00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:42,228 and I live here alone, and I'm just really overwhelmed trying to keep up with it all. 337 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:46,128 I wanted to hire a gigolo because of the fantasy 338 00:17:46,129 --> 00:17:48,444 of having the perfect man take care of me. 339 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,308 Now that I have you here for a few hours, 340 00:17:51,309 --> 00:17:53,278 I got a honey-do list for you. 341 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:55,278 - Oh, that's my list? - Yes. 342 00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:57,278 - Oh. Oh, wow. - I made it for you. 343 00:17:57,279 --> 00:17:59,178 - So, this is what you want me to do? - Well... 344 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:03,308 Yes. I'm just overwhelmed, so I'll just let you go at it. 345 00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:06,218 - I see you've got "dust blinds"... - Yes. 346 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,198 "leaves out of the pool, plumbing leak under the sink." 347 00:18:09,199 --> 00:18:11,034 All right. I can do that. Yeah. 348 00:18:11,035 --> 00:18:13,322 I needed some housework done. I really did. 349 00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:15,198 And I like having a guy around. 350 00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:18,178 So, instead of hiring a handyman and a housekeeper, 351 00:18:18,179 --> 00:18:21,108 I have the best of both worlds today. 352 00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:22,298 Okay. So, periodically, 353 00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:25,118 I'll probably come down here, take a little swig of this. 354 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,228 If you need a drink, just let me know. Just make yourself at home. 355 00:18:27,229 --> 00:18:29,213 - Git 'er goin'. - Git 'er goin'. 356 00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:32,268 I'll get, uh, whatever I need to get, and I'll, uh, 357 00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:35,278 you know, just evaluate the job and make sure that, uh, 358 00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:38,308 I can get it done for you at the proper time. 359 00:18:38,309 --> 00:18:41,138 I got lots of tools too. 360 00:18:41,139 --> 00:18:43,168 I am a very handy guy. I'm very smart. 361 00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:46,229 I can build things, fix things, whatever. 362 00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:49,258 I'm gonna put this bad boy on. 363 00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:50,328 Well, sweet! 364 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:54,228 I was a skilled tradesman at General Motors, 365 00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:57,128 so, really, I could build a house, I can build this, I can build that. 366 00:18:57,129 --> 00:18:59,168 How's this contraption work? 367 00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:01,248 But I decided to become a gigolo 368 00:19:01,249 --> 00:19:03,138 so I wouldn't have to do that shit anymore. 369 00:19:03,139 --> 00:19:04,328 Mm-hmm. 370 00:19:04,329 --> 00:19:08,128 All right. Gettin' somewhere. 371 00:19:08,129 --> 00:19:09,988 Do I wanna do this list for Billie? 372 00:19:09,989 --> 00:19:11,469 Not really. 373 00:19:11,822 --> 00:19:13,872 But I will because I'm a professional. 374 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,170 Goddamn it. 375 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:23,168 - You need help? - No. 376 00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:26,208 - I'll figure it out. - Okay. 377 00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:29,168 You just do whatever you... you're doing over there... 378 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,258 and, uh, I'll deal with this. 379 00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:35,148 This mechanical nightmare. 380 00:19:35,149 --> 00:19:36,218 Jesus Christ. 381 00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:40,148 Probably be thirsty for another one in a minute here. 382 00:19:40,149 --> 00:19:42,318 Someone hires a gigolo because of the fantasy 383 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:46,158 of having the perfect man, the body. 384 00:19:46,159 --> 00:19:48,138 And it turns me on. 385 00:19:48,139 --> 00:19:49,318 Don't forget to get in between every one of them. 386 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:52,178 Okay. I'll get 'em. 387 00:19:52,179 --> 00:19:53,188 You got lots of chores to do. 388 00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,738 - I do? - Yes. 389 00:19:54,739 --> 00:19:58,269 Maybe I should've drank some coffee so I could get jacked up for this. 390 00:19:58,270 --> 00:20:02,218 I need you to sweep the bottom of the pool and get the leaves out. 391 00:20:02,219 --> 00:20:03,298 The bottom of the pool. 392 00:20:03,299 --> 00:20:05,338 I'm thinking to myself, "Cleaning a pool? That's a joke." 393 00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:09,258 I have my own pool. I used to clean my neighbor's pool when we were young. 394 00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:10,288 How bad could it be? 395 00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:13,120 Fuckin' nasty swamp pool. 396 00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:17,148 Man, this thing is nasty. 397 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:20,198 Wonder when the last time she had this fucking thing done. 398 00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:25,148 Cleaning the pool is like, uh, cleaning something that's never been cleaned before. 399 00:20:25,149 --> 00:20:29,208 Christ, I wouldn't swim in this goddamn swamp water for nothing. 400 00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:31,228 And I'm, like, thinking to myself, 401 00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:33,158 "Oh, do you actually swim in this damn thing?" 402 00:20:33,159 --> 00:20:35,138 It's murky. It's green. 403 00:20:35,139 --> 00:20:37,308 Ugh! What is that? 404 00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:40,148 It's like seaweed. 405 00:20:40,149 --> 00:20:42,258 There's shit swimming down... I saw a few shadows down there. 406 00:20:42,259 --> 00:20:45,178 I thought there was a great white or a big catfish down there. 407 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:47,310 It's a maintenance nightmare. 408 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,118 Get out of there. 409 00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:58,318 I could just picture her swimming in there, like, thinking it's all like, 410 00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:03,118 oh, Shangri-La, and we're swimming together, and I'm holding 'em, like... 411 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:04,727 Oh, shit. No. 412 00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:07,290 I think that could turn into a health hazard. 413 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,457 What a mess. 414 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:14,318 What do you think, fish? 415 00:21:14,319 --> 00:21:17,069 Can I get it for you? 416 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,108 Okay. 417 00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:22,118 I thought I was here to lay pipe 418 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,170 instead of actually laying pipe. 419 00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:29,118 There's nothing better than watching a man work. 420 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,148 Okay. Can... You got a nice plumber's crack. 421 00:21:32,149 --> 00:21:34,158 Oh, did I get one? Do I got one? 422 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,268 All right. Well, I think I got your leak fixed here. 423 00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:39,218 Perfect. 424 00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:40,986 Now you can fix my plumbing. 425 00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:42,168 Oh, God. 426 00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:47,198 I was really enjoying the scenery and watching Brace. 427 00:21:47,199 --> 00:21:50,751 It was very sexy to watch him in a different mode 428 00:21:50,752 --> 00:21:52,850 of what he does normally. 429 00:21:52,851 --> 00:21:54,448 You've done an awesome job. 430 00:21:54,449 --> 00:21:57,148 Did I get 'em all? You're not too tired, are you? 431 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,789 I... Kind... Kind of. Yeah. 432 00:21:58,790 --> 00:22:02,827 A lot of being a gigolo is really trying to figure out what my clients really need. 433 00:22:02,828 --> 00:22:04,128 One thing about Billie is this: 434 00:22:04,129 --> 00:22:06,158 She just wants what we all want, 435 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,210 which is companionship and love. 436 00:22:10,270 --> 00:22:13,138 And I think she's into a man's man. 437 00:22:13,139 --> 00:22:15,248 She likes a guy that's not afraid to get dirty. 438 00:22:15,249 --> 00:22:18,208 Get up on here. 439 00:22:18,209 --> 00:22:22,148 All right. Ride me like the little cowgirl that you are, Billie. 440 00:22:22,149 --> 00:22:23,340 You like that? 441 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:46,885 I'm very happy. 442 00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:49,218 Brace made me feel comfortable. 443 00:22:49,219 --> 00:22:51,268 He fulfilled every expectation that I had. 444 00:22:53,259 --> 00:22:54,318 Oh, yeah. 445 00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:56,218 And I would definitely do it again. 446 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:10,178 I've got something that's very interesting. 447 00:23:10,179 --> 00:23:11,208 What have you got, Brace? 448 00:23:11,209 --> 00:23:14,258 I'm one to always, you know, notice the new artist... 449 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:17,308 you know, whether they're actors, comedians, singers, or whatever... 450 00:23:17,309 --> 00:23:21,108 and I discovered an artist in this new field of, uh, singing, 451 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,941 and I think it's something that everybody should hear. 452 00:23:23,942 --> 00:23:25,228 Who's the artist? 453 00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:27,258 Yeah, just tell me what you think of this... What's the artist's name? 454 00:23:27,259 --> 00:23:29,466 It's an artist that's converting... 455 00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:32,240 - Kind of country. - ♪ No matter where you're from ♪ 456 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,218 ♪ No matter what you've been through ♪ 457 00:23:37,219 --> 00:23:40,278 - ♪ You might be from Hong Kong ♪ - Hong Kong, baby! 458 00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:43,248 - Hong... - Is that Nick singing? 459 00:23:43,249 --> 00:23:45,158 - Nah. - Sure. 460 00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:48,158 ♪ There's a little country in me ♪ 461 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:50,188 - ♪ A little country in you ♪ - ♪ In you ♪ 462 00:23:50,189 --> 00:23:51,158 It is. 463 00:23:51,159 --> 00:23:53,208 I'm not usually speechless. 464 00:23:53,209 --> 00:23:56,318 ♪ I can sure bail hay ♪ 465 00:23:56,319 --> 00:23:59,278 ♪ I can saddle up a horse ♪ 466 00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:03,210 - Listen to that. - ♪ And drink a keg on my birthday ♪ 467 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,228 ♪ There's a little country in me ♪ 468 00:24:07,229 --> 00:24:08,338 ♪ And a little country in you ♪ 469 00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:11,118 - Hey! - Hey! 470 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,238 I think before Nick goes too far 471 00:24:13,239 --> 00:24:16,158 in his country music career, I think, uh... 472 00:24:16,159 --> 00:24:18,258 I think he needs to go back home and hang out with some of my people first. 473 00:24:18,259 --> 00:24:20,188 Get that accent down a little bit better. 474 00:24:20,189 --> 00:24:23,168 Yeah, I rapped the chorus, but I sang, uh, all the verses. 475 00:24:23,169 --> 00:24:25,288 - You rapped the chorus? - You rapped the chorus? 476 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:28,208 I don't know. Nick, I think you should go country, man. 477 00:24:28,209 --> 00:24:31,178 I definitely feel the rap a little more, but... Nah, it was fun. 478 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,218 Fuck it. Nick Hawk is doing country music now. 479 00:24:33,219 --> 00:24:36,118 I mean, shit, maybe he's got a career in gospel. 480 00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:40,288 But you've done... you've done rap, 481 00:24:40,289 --> 00:24:43,108 and now you're transitioning into country. 482 00:24:43,109 --> 00:24:44,135 What's next? 483 00:24:44,136 --> 00:24:46,879 I think Nepalese throat singing should be the... 484 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,246 I was thinking about that. 485 00:24:48,247 --> 00:24:51,189 That's exactly what just ran through my mind. 486 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,248 Let's get some beer and shit tonight. 487 00:24:53,249 --> 00:24:56,178 - Yah-hoo! - Good job, Nick. 488 00:24:56,179 --> 00:24:59,267 ♪ Everybody's got a little country in 'em ♪ 489 00:24:59,268 --> 00:25:01,326 Sync and corrections by btsix www.MY-SUBS.com 39278

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