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Watch this
contestant attack his slice.
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And it's a new record!
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It's a battle to consume
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the most watermelon
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in the shortest time.
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This one wants the plate too!
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And now for the
pip-spitting competition.
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This contestant's meager performance
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causes general hilarity.
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Even the children beat him.
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This one has the knack,
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he spits it more than 30 feet!
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But with no front teeth,
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you drop your pip before you spit!
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The price of watermelon
is now so low
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that it's more profitable
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to sell the juice
and the market is awash!
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Guess the price of a 24 oz. Jug?
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15 Taiwan dollars.
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Cheaper than mineral water!
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Everybody's drinking it
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and now ex-congressmen
want in on the market.
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Look at the figures:
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this juice bar
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is taking in 50,000 dollars a day.
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That's a cool
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1,500,000 dollars per month.
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And watermelon can open your heart!
It's the ideal way to send a message.
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Of course
In this summer day
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There's no better
or cheaper method!
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It lets you express
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what you can't say out loud.
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There's a whole lovers' code:
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a small yellow one
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means you're just good friends.
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A big red one
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means you're wildly in love.
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And regular melons,
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despite their small size,
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are reserved
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for the most ardent passion!
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Here you see
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a group of students,
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too shy to declare their love,
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going out with "guardian angels"
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friends dressed as watermelons
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to deliver watermelons
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to the girls' dormitories.
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When the girls receive them
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they blush,
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and their hearts swell with pride.
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The river bed is almost dry,
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even upstream.
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These low rain levels
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don't normally occur until February.
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The dry weather covers a wide area:
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the vast majority of rivers
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are affected.
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A severe drought
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can therefore be expected.
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Weather patterns in recent years
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and low water stocks
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are fueling the sense of alarm.
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Invest in buckets to store water!
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We are going to
suffer a serious drought.
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But water, buy bucket, keep water.
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Our sales are up 150%.
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Business is booming.
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Get your water buckets here!
Top quality guaranteed!
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The Yilan mineral water company
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has trebled its output.
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Two-gallon flagons
are especially in demand.
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Not only flagons,
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Suppliers of water-coolers
are also delighted
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and have stepped up deliveries
to 7 days a week.
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Taiwan is in the grips of panic
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over the widespread drought.
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The main reservoir
has become a cause for concern.
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The water level,
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which is still falling,
is now only 107 feet.
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Taps are dry from 2 pm to 10 pm
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and everyday life is in turmoil.
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What are you looking for?
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My keys.
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Ain't no keys here.
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Move out of the way.
Don't stand there.
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Listen, lady,
there ain't no keys here.
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- It's dangerous.
- We got work to do.
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There ain't no keys.
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Stop hanging around.
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There ain't no keys, I said.
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The strategy from Congress
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is to invoke higher authority.
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Taiwan is so dry
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May there be rains from on high
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From our people and Congress,
hear our cry!
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- Do you want rain in Taiwan?
- Yes.
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Do you want rain in Taiwan?
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Yes.
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What's up?
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She's got ants.
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Here.
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No nightingale's sweet tune
No flowers in bloom
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Can soothe my heart so blue
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I look out from my room
Amid my gloom
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And there alone is a half-moon
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No bright shining star
No cloud from afar
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Only in my dreams do I find you
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I've only my memories
to carry me through
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And there alone is that half-moon
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The poor moon's torn apart
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it's lost half its heart
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Is it shining down there on you?
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Our old dreams
never will come true
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Cold neon lights
Long shadows in the night
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They make my lonesome soul so blue
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The night breeze stirs in my room
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And still alone is that half-moon
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The night breeze stirs in my room
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And still alone is that half-moon
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Are you still selling watches?
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The first day that we met
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We knew we never would forget
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This everlasting love
Such unforgettable love
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Like the two wings of a dove
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Side by side up above
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Look at me,
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don't be sulky, don't be sulky
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I'll be everything you need
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The first day that we met
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We knew we never would forget
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This everlasting love
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Such unforgettable love
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As two trees grow intertwined
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The highest love we will find
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Look at me,
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stand by me, stand by me
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I'll be everything you need
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The first day that we met
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We knew we never would forget
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This everlasting love
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Such unforgettable love
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As two trees grow intertwined
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The highest love we will find
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Look at me,
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stand by me, stand by me
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I'll be everything you need
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The first day that we met
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We knew we never would forget
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This everlasting love
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Such unforgettable love
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How could we forget
The day that we met
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No more water?
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I don't believe this!
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Go get some!
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Get a move on!
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I can't find my eyelashes!
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Can you see my lashes?
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What?
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I haven't a sou
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But a heart, yes I do
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And this heart, I tell you
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ls loving and warm
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But so sad and forlorn
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I've been so often betrayed
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By men brutal and jaded
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So often degraded
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And so, come what may
I'd throw everything away
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Rather than lead my heart astray
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I haven't a sou
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I'd sell my soul too
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To keep my heart true
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To keep my heart true
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I haven't a sou
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I'd sell my soul too
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To keep my heart true
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To keep my heart true
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I crawl out of bed
And shake my sleepy head
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Suddenly it dawns on me
I got the whole day free
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I have a date with lovely Chen,
I must look good, but then
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I see my shoes, what a fright
The left foot's on the right!
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Already I am running late
I mustn't make her wait
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I see her with her back to me
She looks like harmony
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To show her that I think she's bliss
I plant a big wet kiss
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She turns around and punches me
it wasn't Chen, you see
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Later comes the real Miss Chen
it's way past 12 by then
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I tell her that I hate to wait
And ask her why she's late
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She still has slippers on
Her skirt is hitched up wrong
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Turns out that she's as scared as me
And nervous as can be
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Oh what fun we had that day
The time just slipped away
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We danced and had a walk
And sat down for a talk
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But when I see it's time to go
Oh, what a fearful blow
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She wasn't Chen, her name was
Hsiao And she thought I was Zhao
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The cap's inside the Japanese girl.
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Lin
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What do you want?
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Fish that cap out.
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Need a hand?
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Don't look down, don't look back
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Look straight ahead
and find your track
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Follow it with a fearless stride
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And happiness will be your prize
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Gently let your spirits rise
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Walk straight
on with head held high
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All obstacles you'll put aside
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For happiness you need to strive
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Be sure to keep
your eyes on the goal
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And share your joy with one and all
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Follow the path with fearless stride
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And happiness will be your prize
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Gently let your spirits rise
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Walk straight
on with head held high
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All obstacles you'll put aside
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For happiness you have to strive
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Don't look down, don't look back
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Look straight ahead
and find your track
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Follow it with a fearless stride
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And happiness will be your prize
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01:12:33,039 --> 01:12:36,455
Gently let your spirits rise
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Walk straight
on with head held high
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All obstacles you'll put aside
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For happiness
you need to strive...
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Back to work.
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Come on...
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Wipe her down.
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Sit her up.
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OK, wipe her back.
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Turn her over.
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Turn her over,
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Come on.
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Take those off her.
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That's good.
I need you up higher.
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That's better. OK, next.
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Get a hold of her breasts.
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- That's good.
- Good. Fondle them, that's it.
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- Hands
- Higher, and touch her breasts, and...
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Lie her back.
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Lie her down.
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All the way down!
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That's right. Good!
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Give it here.
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Put it down
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Like this.
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Ok, come on
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- Ok, like this.
- I'm beat.
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Keep going. Harder!
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Keep going.
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I tell you what to do.
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OK, sitting position.
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Hold her there.
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That's good.
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Come on
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Move.
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Open, wide open
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Take off your hands.
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Come on.
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Come on, lie down.
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This...
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Come on, I'll do it.
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Lie down
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Come on, I'll do it.
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A wayward cloud
Lonesome and proud
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Slipping through my hand
To a far-off land
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My heartless love
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Drifting high above
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Drifting high above
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Like a wayward cloud
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With no earthly bound
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His lonely hours pass like
wilting flowers
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As he watches life drift by
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A sole shadow, with the world below
Like a wayward cloud
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A wayward cloud
Lonesome and proud
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Slipping through my hand
To a far-off land
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My heartless love
Drifting high above
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Drifting high above
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01:47:43,285 --> 01:47:46,702
Like a wayward cloud
277
01:47:48,470 --> 01:47:52,913
My love like to travel around the world
278
01:47:53,177 --> 01:47:58,741
Everywhere is home The
wind blow/ he horse run
279
01:47:58,742 --> 01:48:01,591
Travel to far-off land
280
01:48:01,592 --> 01:48:07,703
and leave me behind
Thinking of him day and night
281
01:48:08,316 --> 01:48:16,282
A sole shadow,
with the world below
282
01:48:16,862 --> 01:48:17,862
Like a wayward cloud
283
01:48:25,376 --> 01:48:29,021
My heartless love
284
01:48:29,569 --> 01:48:33,366
Drifting high above
285
01:48:33,921 --> 01:48:37,632
Drifting high above
286
01:48:38,147 --> 01:48:41,760
Like a wayward cloud
With no earthly bound
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