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Love,
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exciting and new.
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Come aboard,
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we're expecting you.
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Love,
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life's sweetest reward.
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Let it flow,
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it floats back to you.
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Love Boat
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soon will be making another run.
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The Love Boat
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promises something for everyone
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Set a course for adventure
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Your mind on a new romance.
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Love
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
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on a friendly shore.
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Yes, love
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Welcome aboard,
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it's love.
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Good afternoon, ladies and
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gentlemen, and welcome aboard.
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This is your Captain speaking.
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As a point of special interest,
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during this cruise, we will be
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selecting a young lady who will
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serve as 'Ambassadress-At-Large"
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for the cruise line for one
year.
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This lovely lady will be one of
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five beautiful models who will
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be joining us on our three-day
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cruise to Mexico.
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All: Hello, hi, welcome.
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Wait, wait, here,
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wait......Ladies, ladies,
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just....just set it right there.
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How do you do?
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How do you do?
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I'm Waldo Linden from head
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office.
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I will be taking care of these
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ladies while they're on board.
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It's a pleasure to meet...
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
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uh......You may look, but don't
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touch.
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Welcome aboard, Mr.Linden.
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I'm Captain Stubing.
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Ah, Captain.
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A pleasure to meet you.
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Thank you.
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I understand that you've agreed
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to be the Master of ceremonies
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for our competetion
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Um, I only hope it won't be
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too much of an imposition
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on your time.
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Well, it's just part of my job.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Allow me to introduce our young
women,
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each an example of looks,
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talent and brains.
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This here's Rita....
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Hello...
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How nice to meet you.
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And Susie...
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Welcome aboard.
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Thank you.
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Teresa...
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Si....
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Hello.
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Alma...
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Hello.
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Jeanette....
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Good grief, we've lost Jeanette.
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I'll get her.
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It's my ship.
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Hi..
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Oh, oh....oooo, this
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this is so exciting.
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I've only been on this ship two
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minutes and I've already won
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something.
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What?
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The booby prize?
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Well, you see, I went down
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the wrong gangway and I end up
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in the engine room, and the boys
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down there voted me
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"Most Likely To.."
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Most Likely To What?
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They didn't say.
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Jeannette, you're going to be
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the death of me.
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What a way to go.
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Robin Brant.
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Ah, Miss Brant.
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Yes.
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You're in room one-oh eight on
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the Promenade Deck.
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That's right up these stairs and
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to the right.
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Thank you.
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Hm-hm.
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Smith.
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Jim Smith.
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Yes, Mr.Smith you are in cabin
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one-sixteen on the Promenade
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Deck.
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That's right up those stairs.
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Thank you.
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You'd think he'd come up
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with something a little more
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imaginative than Smith.
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Pardon me?
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J.P.Whitcomb, the congresman.
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You mean the one who....?
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The one whose wife is divorcing
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him because of the chorus girl.
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Oh, you know, I heard the
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House of Representatives is
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considering impeaching him.
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Yeah.
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His wife's throwing him out of
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the house, and the House is
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throwing him out of the House.
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He looks like a nice guy.
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I feel sorry for him.
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Well, you're the only one
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in the whole world who does.
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Where can I make a phone call?
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In your cabin, but the phones
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aren't operative until we
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leave port.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, excuse me, your seating for
dinner?
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Oh, Mr. Smith's table will be
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just terrific.
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Hoist the anchor without fear.
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Virgil Gibson is here.
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Well, Mr.Gibson.
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Welcome aboard.
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That's it?
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Ain't you gonna pipe me aboard?
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Oh, we're sorry, sir.
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We don't normally do that.
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Oh, that's all right.
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I'll pipe myself
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aboard....Oooh...ooohh....See?
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I'm takin' a cruise to lose the
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blues.
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With a smile on my face and a
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shine on my shoes....
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Excuse me...excuse me!!!
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But the rest of us would like to
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come aboard.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Sugar.
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But you see, when my jaws starts
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flappin', my brain stops
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knockin'.
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The other models are inside,
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but you are by far the most
beautiful.
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Models.....Sweetheart, I'm here
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to work on my doctorate.
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I'm not a piece of cheesecake.
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Well, she don't like you
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and she don't like me.
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But lucky for us there's other
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fish in the sea.
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Ahh!!
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That's enough mac....
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Oh, Isaac.
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Go.
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Oh wow....
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isn't this nice?
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Oh, great.
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Ah.....
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isn't this wonderful.
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One whole cabin for
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all three of us.
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Yeah, we don't have to share
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with anybody.
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She has great measurements,
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Thirty-six,
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twenty-four, thirty-six, zero.
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Listen, Rita...
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Hey....now come on, you two.
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I'm gonna go throw confetti.
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Me too.
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Only I'm gonna be throwing
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most of it at her.
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Guess who?
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Rick!
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Oh!
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Oh....
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Well, tell me, young lady,
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do you kiss every man that
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sneaks into your room?
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Only those that I'm engaged to.
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I was hoping that you'd come to
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see me off.
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Oh, I did better than that.
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I bought a ticket.
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Hey....that's great.
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You don't seem too
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thrilled about it.
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Well, I just didn't want
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anybody to know about us.
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You know the rules of the
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competition.
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I'm supposed to be unattached,
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free to travel.
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Yeah, I know all that, but
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I just couldn't stand to be away
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from you, that's all.
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For three days?
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Look, what if I win this thing?
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I'd be gone for a year.
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I guess I'll just have to
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stow away in your trunk.
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Rick, look, this is a
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really big chance for me.
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I'd get to do three national
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commercials.
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I mean, that's at least five
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thousand dollars.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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What's more important?
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Commercials or me?
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Five thousand dollars
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would be an awfully nice wedding
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present.
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Hm?
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Anybody ever tell you,
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you'd make a heck of an
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ambassadress?
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Yes?
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Thank you.
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Hello, Frank,
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Listen, I think I got a goody
for the magazine.
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Not what,
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who,
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John P. Whitcomb.
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He's here and Robin's got him.
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Yeah, he's alone, but he
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won't be for long.
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Yeah, people would come from
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miles around just to buy my
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peanuts at the ballpark.
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Well, that's incredible.
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You mean you actually saved
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enough money to pay for this
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cruise by selling peanuts at a
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ballpark?
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No way.
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You make peanuts selling
peanuts.
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I sold popcorn too,
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Of course, you had to have
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a little showmanship.
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Now like if you was to buy a bag
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of peanuts and a bag of popcorn,
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I'd throw in the hambone.
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Oh, but who could eat
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that much?
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Honey, hambone ain't somethin'
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you eat.
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Hambone is somethin' you do.
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Why don't you show her.
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I never could resist a
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command performance...so stand
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back and I'm gonna give it a
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whack.
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Hambone, hambone,
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where you been?
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Been around the world and I'm
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goin' again.
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Hambone, hambone, whattya say?
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Hambone, hambone every day......
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Oh, no, no,
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that's...that's all right, but I
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detect a distinct Southeastern
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influence in that particular
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rendition.
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Now back home in Oakland, we
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have our own refinements.
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Young man, I hear more
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jawbone than I do hambone.
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Is that so?
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Yeah.
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Well, then stand back .
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Hambone, hambone, get on down,
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I do hambone to the disco sound.
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Boogie with the
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hambone day and night...
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Hambone, hambone, outta sight.
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Out of sight!
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Yeah!
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Do you realize, young man, how
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many peanuts we could have sold
301
00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:06,105
together?
302
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,863
Congressman Whitcomb?
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00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,406
You must be mistaken.
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00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:16,073
I couldn't be.
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I'm one of your constituents.
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Really?
307
00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,618
And you're still talking to me?
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I believe a man's private life
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is nobody's business but
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his own.
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00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,875
I wish the press felt the same
way.
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They're out to sell newspapers.
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00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,712
What do they care about honesty?
314
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:30,546
Unfortunately, there's a lot of
315
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people that believe what they
read.
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I don't.
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I voted for you once and I
318
00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:36,010
intend to vote for you again.
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The way things are going,
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you might not get a chance.
321
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,056
I'm sure I will.
322
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Well, a vote of confidence,
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00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:42,350
like that deserves a drink.
324
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Would you care to join me,
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Miss....?
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Brant.
327
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:45,895
Robin Brant.
328
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:46,979
Robin Brant.
329
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,064
It's very nice.
330
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:51,442
How 'bout the Starlight Bar?
331
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Perfect.
332
00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:55,738
Yes.
333
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:56,864
Ah, Mr.Linden.
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00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:57,907
Ah Captain,
335
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:58,699
Have you been going over
336
00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,325
your script?
337
00:10:59,408 --> 00:10:59,867
Well, that's what I wanted
338
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,702
to talk to you about.
339
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,120
This is the first time,
340
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,455
I've done this, and...
341
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:06,832
I don't usually tell jokes.
342
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,417
There's nothing to worry about.
343
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,460
You'll be wonderful.
344
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,586
Well...
345
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,713
Trust me.
346
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,423
I've written for all the top
347
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,758
comedians.
348
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:19,595
Bert Parks, Monty Hall.All of
them.
349
00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:23,099
Got to get the girls ready.
350
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,141
Wow!
351
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,810
Bert Parks.
352
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,071
Good afternoon, ladies and
353
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:37,697
gentlemen.
354
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,115
This afternoon we begin our
355
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,616
search for the young woman who
356
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:41,575
will represent us during the
357
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,910
year ahead.
358
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,620
She will be judged for her
beauty,
359
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,789
poise and personality.
360
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,125
And right now, if our judges are
361
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,669
ready, and I see that they are.
362
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:52,962
We will begin by showing you
363
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,672
some of the cruise wear designed
364
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,132
especially for our shops on
365
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,176
board by Carita of California,
366
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,886
modelled by our five lovely
367
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:01,971
ladies.....
368
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,433
First Miss Alma Hodges,
369
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,685
nineteen....
370
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,360
A sophomore at Oklahoma A&M.
371
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,361
She's studying veterinary
372
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,155
medicine.
373
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:23,617
You lucky dogs.
374
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,454
Now next Miss Teresa Chen,
375
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,455
twenty-one,
376
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,040
from San Francisco.
377
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,633
She's a student of Marine
Biology
378
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,844
and I know a lot of marines
379
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,639
who'd like to study her biology.
380
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,016
Miss Suzie Corbett
381
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,727
twenty-two...
382
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,987
Suzie is a music major,
383
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:00,696
as you can tell from
384
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:04,700
her rhythm section.
385
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,495
And now Miss Rita Almirez,
386
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,662
twenty,
387
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,836
A history student from
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00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,505
San Antonio, Texas.
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00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,507
One look and you'll forget the
390
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:23,886
Alamo and remember Rita.
391
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,555
And finally, Miss Jeannette
Arno,
392
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:35,397
twenty-two.
393
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:36,899
Jeannette was the most popular1
394
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,359
girl at the University of
Nebraska,
395
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,902
which is a remarkable
396
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:40,903
accomplishment since she went
397
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,739
to the University of Oklahoma.
398
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,199
How 'bout a big hand for all of
399
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,617
them!!
400
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,374
What did I tell you?
401
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,416
You were terrific.
402
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,960
Oh, yes, I was good, wasn't I?
403
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:56,627
Now don't forget, tonight
404
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,753
is the modeling of the evening
405
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:58,295
gowns.
406
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,421
Right.
407
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,215
Get me the script an hour early.
408
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:04,260
I want to punch it up.
409
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,095
Well, Alma's a shoe-in.
410
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,221
Come on.
411
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,556
Jeannette's got winner written
412
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,181
all over her.
413
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:13,561
And I hope it's in Braille.
414
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,144
I don't know.
415
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,896
I'm betting on the sister.
416
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,815
She's not even in the
competition.
417
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,942
She may not be in your
competition,
418
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,112
but she is definitely in mine.
419
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,239
Excuse me, Mr.Gibson, but
420
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,574
would you teach me
421
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,033
how to do the hambone?
422
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,451
Why, sure, child.
423
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,912
You see it goes like this.
424
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,331
Hambone, hambone, ain't so
tough.
425
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,749
Hambone, hambone, that's enough.
426
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,085
Hambone, Hambone, make up a
427
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:38,627
rhyme...
428
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,088
I can do that any time.
429
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,131
Okay.
430
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,632
Honey, you are a natural.
431
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,426
Is there anything that I
432
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,260
can get you?
433
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,303
Yes.
434
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,471
Earmuffs.
435
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,265
Oh, we were just having a
436
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,308
little fun.
437
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,642
I have nothing against anyone
438
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,226
having fun.
439
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:54,893
I just don't think it's
440
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,145
necessary for that man to make
441
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:59,815
such a fool of himself.
442
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,191
That's just Mr.Gibson.
443
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:01,734
I mean,
444
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,444
he's a nice old dude.
445
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,445
Really?
446
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,488
Then how long before he starts
447
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,117
strumming on the old banjo?
448
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,499
Ah,
449
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,792
I can only stay a minute.
450
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,502
Ah, well, that's long
451
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,796
enough for this.
452
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,135
I love you.
453
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,137
And I love you.
454
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,513
Hey listen, how 'bout tonight?
455
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,182
When your roommates are asleep,
456
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,517
you come and stay here.
457
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,352
Ah, Rick...
458
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,645
I know.
459
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:38,228
I know.
460
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,188
The rules.
461
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:39,855
you're supposed to be brainy and
talented and
462
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:42,149
beautiful and sexy but most of
463
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,317
all you're supposed to be moral,
464
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,902
right?
465
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,028
Right.
466
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,322
Right.
467
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:49,990
It doesn't say somewhere in fine
468
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,826
print that it's okay to be
human?
469
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,494
Nope....
470
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,245
No.
471
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,380
But I am.
472
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,173
I'll see you tonight.
473
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,217
That's my girl.
474
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,305
Wait.
475
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,115
I don't believe it.
476
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,786
I....I'm sorry.
477
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,625
Wow!
478
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,919
Look at all these books on black
history.
479
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:44,878
What are you trying to do?
480
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:45,921
Rewrite Roots?
481
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,090
I'm working on my dissatation.
482
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,217
Dissatation?
483
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,593
Are you a teacher?
484
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,761
Well, you might say,
485
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,221
I'm a teaching fellow.
486
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,723
Ah, none of the fellas I knew
487
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,433
ever looked like you.
488
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,185
That means I'm a teaching
assistant.
489
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,603
Ah, a teacher.
490
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,771
Boy, if I had a teacher like
you,
491
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,898
I'd still be in school.
492
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,483
Oh, we never got to names.
493
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,778
I'm Isaac Washington.
494
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,113
Stephanie Hayden.
495
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:15,576
How do you do, Stephanie Hayden?
496
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,494
"Slave Families of Virginia."
497
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,954
Well, this looks interesting.
498
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,080
Well, if you think the cover's
499
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:20,748
interesting, you should read
500
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,124
what's inside.
501
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,250
Does that mean you'd loan
502
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:23,751
it to me?
503
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,085
Hm-hm.
504
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:25,836
And I suggest you start with
505
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,546
Chapter Nine.
506
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,089
Ah....okay,
507
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,300
Teach....When's the first test?
508
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,092
Oh, hey, Isaac, good.
509
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,970
Hey...how does that hambone go
again?
510
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:35,637
'Cause this is the way the old
511
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,972
guy did it, but I want to.....
512
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,015
Ah, ah, ah...Gopher, later.
513
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:38,515
okay?
514
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:39,308
Later.
515
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,934
Mr.Washington, please I never
stand
516
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,144
in the way of higher learning.
517
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,812
Continue with your class in
518
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,440
Advanced Hambone.
519
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,817
Thank you.
520
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,486
Gopher, Gopher.
521
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,614
You are out of my will.
522
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,663
Frank...Frank,
523
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,751
I haven't called you because I
haven't got anything to tell
you.
524
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,211
Yes, I know who Nicky is
525
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,505
Whitcomb's girlfriend.
526
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,298
I don't care if she is gonna
527
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,133
spill her guts in somebody's
column.
528
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,176
It's gonna take a little time to
529
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,469
find out if Whitcomb's wife is
530
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,637
gonna divorce him.
531
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,888
Or if he's gonna resign before
532
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,473
Congress throws him out.
533
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,682
Just give me a little time,
534
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,184
Frank...
535
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,186
An hour isn't exactly the kind
536
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:27,815
of time I had in mind Frank.
537
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,024
Frank?
538
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:37,533
Dinner was terrific,
539
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:37,908
wasn't it?
540
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,034
Yes.
541
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:41,036
It's funny, too, because I came
542
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,538
on this cruise to get away from
543
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,664
people and now.
544
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:44,915
Well listen, everybody needs
545
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,708
someone to talk to.
546
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,292
It's just that ever since my
547
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,085
relationship with Nicki.
548
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,420
The dancer?
549
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,214
I'm sorry.
550
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,882
I haven't had a moments peace
551
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,051
since that story broke.
552
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,053
My entire life has been examined
553
00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,388
and re-examined, investigated,
554
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,514
probed.
555
00:19:00,597 --> 00:19:02,057
No one's life can live up to
556
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,059
that kind of scrutiny.
557
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,186
We all make mistakes.
558
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,356
I never said I made a mistake.
559
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,193
Look, how would you feel
560
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,237
if right now on this ship there
561
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,905
was a reporter watching us,
562
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,826
together holding hands.
563
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,248
Saw me kissing you.
564
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,750
Tomorrow the headlines would say
565
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,085
"Congressman And His Conquest
566
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,837
Seen Living It Up On The Love
567
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,005
Boat."
568
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,260
Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen,
569
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,929
this evening our beautiful
models
570
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:41,597
will be showing you some
571
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,640
of the evening wear designed
572
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,560
especially for us by Carita of
California.
573
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,525
But before we begin,
574
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,444
a funny thing happened to me
575
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,446
on the way to the Acapulco
lounge tonight.
576
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,947
I saw a passenger standing on
577
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,242
the deck going like this.
578
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,076
I said what are you doing that
579
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,119
for?
580
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,746
He said, It keeps the elephants
581
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:06,788
away.
582
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,497
I said, Elephants?
583
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:08,957
We never had an elephant on this
584
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:09,625
ship.
585
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,293
He said, see that,
586
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,587
it works.
587
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,965
It's one of my favorites.
588
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,761
I got a million of 'em.
589
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,347
I've created a monster.
590
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,015
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
591
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,309
comes the poise portion
592
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,685
of the competition.
593
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,729
Whoever is selected to be our
594
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,356
ambassadress will be required to
595
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,358
deal with the press and the
596
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,151
dignitaries of foreign
countries.
597
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:38,654
Now to see how she thinks on her
598
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,656
feet, we'll ask each young woman
599
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,492
to answer one completely
600
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,661
impromptu question.
601
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:51,166
Jeannette, in fifteen seconds,
602
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,210
please tell us what is your goal
603
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,171
in life?
604
00:20:56,254 --> 00:21:00,217
Oh...well, I would like to bring
605
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,343
all the people in the whole
606
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,638
world together, so that they can
607
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,682
live together in harmony
608
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,269
and they can love together
forever.
609
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,397
Do I have any time left?
610
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,023
Ah, two seconds.
611
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,984
Together.
612
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,652
Thank you.
613
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,202
You know I want to apologize.
614
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:29,204
All I've done since we met is,
615
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,248
talk about me and about my
616
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:31,957
troubles.
617
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,333
Listen, you need to get it out.
618
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,042
Sometimes it's easier to do it
619
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,502
with a perfect stranger.
620
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,046
Ah, you're not a stranger.
621
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,382
What you are is,
622
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,384
the first person I've met so far
623
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,719
that's interested in
624
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:47,556
my side of the story.
625
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,182
You see,
626
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,851
my wife and I were planning
627
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,395
to get divorced before Nicki
628
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,897
came along.
629
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:56,732
There were no ugly moments,
630
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,858
no bad times.
631
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,860
It's just that, my life was
632
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,279
politics and she couldn't handle
633
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,405
it.
634
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,241
The traveling, the campaigns.
635
00:22:06,324 --> 00:22:09,077
We lived separate lives.
636
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,287
But we were, and still are good
637
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,413
friends.
638
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:13,290
When this thing with Nicki
639
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,000
happened...the press made it
640
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,085
look like I was leaving my wife
641
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,088
for some chorus girl.
642
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,424
Then it was love?
643
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,092
It was love.
644
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:29,139
But it didn't work....Big deal.
645
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,266
The worst part of it was,
646
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,602
I was working on a piece of tax
647
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,229
reform legislation at the time.
648
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,606
It was a bill that would have
649
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,607
benefitted millions of
650
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,317
Americans.
651
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,110
Now the whole thing is in doubt
652
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,570
because of this cloud hanging
653
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:44,613
over my head.
654
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:45,322
I never heard anything about
655
00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,115
a tax reform bill.
656
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,118
Oh...and you won't.
657
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:50,994
People are more interested in
658
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,288
sensation than legislation.
659
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:54,081
But you have to get your
660
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,624
side of the story out.
661
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:56,291
No, no.
662
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,793
I just gotta get out before they
663
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:58,794
throw me out.
664
00:22:58,877 --> 00:22:59,920
Resign?
665
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,755
But, John...
666
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:04,132
It's a losing battle.
667
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,177
Tired of fighting it.
668
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:07,969
Well, maybe it would be
different
669
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,598
if you weren't fighting all
alone.
670
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,073
Rick,
671
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,658
Do you think we should?
672
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,827
No, I don't think we should.
673
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:35,622
But I know we're gonna.
674
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,290
What...what if somebody finds
out?
675
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:37,999
Nobody's gonna find out.
676
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:38,708
Now come on.
677
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,335
Get in.
678
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,224
Rick, you're gonna think
679
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,225
I'm crazy, but I can't go
680
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,059
through with this.
681
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:56,768
You what?
682
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,395
Um...I can't stay here tonight.
683
00:23:58,478 --> 00:23:59,271
It would be dishonest.
684
00:23:59,354 --> 00:24:01,231
But, Suzie, I mean....
685
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:01,857
Look, please, try and
understand.
686
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,024
Okay?
687
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:06,736
We'll see each other tomorrow.
688
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,863
Suzie...Suzie!
689
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,198
Rick, no.
690
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:11,324
But, Suzie,
691
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:11,825
wait.
692
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,869
You see, I told you.
693
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:14,870
Waldo, I can explain.
694
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:15,537
It doesn't mean...
695
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,080
Miss Corbett, I'm sorry to say
696
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,124
that you're guilty of conduct
697
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,208
unbecoming a possible
698
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,793
ambassadress for the Princess
699
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:22,878
Lines.
700
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:23,670
You are hereby disqualified from
701
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:26,923
the competition.
702
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,676
Baby, I'm sorry.
703
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,636
Oh....
704
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,517
I told you.
705
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:48,904
Well, good night.
706
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:51,656
Good night.
707
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,749
Will I see you in the morning?
708
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,668
You bet.
709
00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:26,775
Hello.
710
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,151
Ah, come on, Frank.
711
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:28,777
I thought you were gonna give me
712
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:31,071
some time.
713
00:25:31,154 --> 00:25:33,073
Yes, his wife is going to
divorce him,
714
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,115
but they've been talking about
715
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,785
divorce for a long time.
716
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:40,288
No, I don't know the details.
717
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,250
The chorus girl thing is over
but,
718
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,461
Frank, you're pressuring me.
719
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:48,255
Yes, I think he's going to
resing,
720
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,839
but now don't print that.
721
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:50,840
Look, there's a lot more to
this.
722
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:51,508
I'll tell you what.
723
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:52,676
I will call you first thing in
724
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:53,802
the morning with a full story.
725
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:54,844
All right?
726
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,805
Okay, I will talk to you then,
727
00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:01,601
and don't print anything, Frank.
728
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:42,392
"And God stepped out on space,
729
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,687
and he looked around and he
said:
730
00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:56,948
"I'm lonely...and I'll make me a
world." James Weldon Johnson.
731
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:04,247
Our ancestors made the crossing,
732
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,875
below the deck.
733
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:11,004
In shackles,
734
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:16,051
they never got to see any of
this.
735
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:19,429
That's heavy.
736
00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,765
But is that all you can think of
737
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,225
right now?
738
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,935
What do you mean?
739
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:29,189
Well, I'm...thinking, about,
740
00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:31,524
this night,
741
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,902
the moon,
742
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:36,905
the stars,
743
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,908
the sea,
744
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,369
and you.
745
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,912
Isaac,
746
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,288
I'm trying to get you serious
747
00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:47,540
about our people,
748
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:51,544
not get you serious about me.
749
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,137
It always worked in grammar
school.
750
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:02,430
Isaac.
751
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,444
GIBSON: [SINGING CAMPTOWN
752
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:26,830
RACETRACK]
753
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:36,923
Thanks for the apple.
754
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:58,069
Thanks for the apple.
755
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,371
Jeannette?
756
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,415
Jeannette, you called for me?
757
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,505
What's the emergency?
758
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,424
Oh, Waldo,
759
00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:24,554
I can't get my zipper down.
760
00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:27,056
You called me for a zipper?
761
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:27,849
Hm-hm.
762
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,893
Why didn't you call one of the
girls?
763
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:32,437
Well, you're in charge, aren't
you?
764
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,023
Oh, please.
765
00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,366
I have a little itch right in
766
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,493
the middle of my back.
767
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,495
Could you scratch it for me,
768
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:51,873
please?
769
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,043
Scratch?
770
00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,504
Please.
771
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:04,052
Here?
772
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,888
Lower.
773
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,057
Lower?
774
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,017
Lower.
775
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,018
Jeannette...Jeannette,
776
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,394
you're making me crazy.
777
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:16,231
Waldo, I'm surprised at you,
778
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:22,445
What kind of a girl do you think
I am?
779
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,572
Why you burst in here while I'm
780
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,157
half naked and try to take
781
00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:29,953
advantage of me.
782
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:40,547
Stephanie, this book is
incredible.
783
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:41,464
It...it makes me realize how
784
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:42,757
little I know.
785
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,051
But now you know more than you
did yesterday.
786
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:47,053
You see, we do have a past we
787
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:48,429
can be proud of.
788
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,931
We have a rich and valuable
789
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,057
culture.
790
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,392
It's up to us to let people know
791
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:55,603
about our poets and
philosophers,
792
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,273
our soldiers and scientists.
793
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,275
Instead of perpetuating these
794
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,569
stereotypes.
795
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,112
You mean Mr.Gibson?
796
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:05,238
Exactly.
797
00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:06,573
We have to let people know that
798
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:08,199
we're not just entertainers.
799
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,659
We have more to do with our
800
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:12,287
lives than dance.
801
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,080
Yeah, but Stephanie, Mr.Gibson,
802
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,124
he's a nice old guy.
803
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,125
Isaac, he's the type of man who
804
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,127
makes it harder for you and me.
805
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:20,003
People think all blacks are like
806
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:22,088
that.
807
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:24,632
Hi.
808
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,675
Hi.
809
00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:26,050
Hi.
810
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,468
Oh my head.
811
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,636
Is there a doctor on this ship?
812
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,638
Oh, your eyes look real good.
813
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,640
You should see them from my
side.
814
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,184
Isaac man, we had a ball
815
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:36,311
last night.
816
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,353
Oh, Mr. Gibson know how
817
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:42,817
to show us a good time.
818
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:46,029
You should have been there, man.
819
00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:47,488
I have more important things
820
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:50,033
to with my life than dance.
821
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,003
Come on, baby,
822
00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,129
don't be depressed.
823
00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:05,798
So you got disqualified.
824
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:06,633
Maybe it's the best thing that
825
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,177
ever happened to us.
826
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,554
Now we don't have to pretend
anymore.
827
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,185
Suzie, I've got it.
828
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,561
Look, we're in Ensenada....
829
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:19,812
Let's get off the ship and get
830
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:20,480
married.
831
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:21,022
Right now.
832
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:24,150
What do you say?
833
00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,485
Really?
834
00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:26,194
And we'll have our honeymoon
835
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:27,695
right here on the ship.
836
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,780
Oh, honey.
837
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:29,739
Let's.
838
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,367
Okay.
839
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:35,078
That's better.
840
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:37,205
Are you decent?
841
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:40,249
So decent we're gonna be
married.
842
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:40,917
Oh, wonderful.
843
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,335
And do I have a great wedding
844
00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:43,378
present for you.
845
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,088
You're back into the
competition.
846
00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:46,214
What?!
847
00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,590
Jeannette, you're kidding me!
848
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,258
See like....Waldo and I had kind
849
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,094
of a heart to heart talk.
850
00:32:51,177 --> 00:32:51,761
Yeah?
851
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,262
And I convinced him that your
852
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,722
moral standards were just as
853
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,516
high as his.
854
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:58,518
Oh, Rick, honey, can you
855
00:32:58,601 --> 00:32:59,560
believe that!
856
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,687
I'm back in.
857
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,355
Oh, Jeannette, I...I can't
858
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,107
believe it.
859
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:08,861
Thank you.
860
00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:11,447
Certainly.
861
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,706
Stephanie,
862
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:23,751
I want you to try this.
863
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:26,754
A peso for your thoughts.
864
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:27,630
There's something I want
865
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:28,840
to tell you, and I don't know
866
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:30,425
quite how to put it into words.
867
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:34,429
Oh....two pesos?
868
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,096
I think you may have to throw in
869
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,639
a piña colada.
870
00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:40,101
You got it.
871
00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:43,604
I'm falling in love with you.
872
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:52,405
I feel the same way Robin,
873
00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:55,450
Boy, we've got great timing.
874
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,118
I mean, if you involve yourself
875
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,871
with me now you're
876
00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:00,788
you're putting yourself
877
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,498
right in the firing line.
878
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:03,249
I don't care.
879
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,625
I believe in you.
880
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,501
And I want to be with you.
881
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:06,461
Stateside papers,
882
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,171
just flown in.
883
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,297
Ah, do you have the Times?
884
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,423
Yeah.
885
00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:11,758
John, I can help you in this
fight.
886
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:12,675
I've got connections in the
887
00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:15,636
newspaper business.
888
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,179
Well, why don't I just come
889
00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:17,138
right out and say it.
890
00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:18,473
I'm a reporter.
891
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,725
You're a what?
892
00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,477
Do you have a copy of
Scuttlebutt?
893
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,853
Ah, yes, ma'am.
894
00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:25,396
This is the paper I work for.
895
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,149
Oh, really.
896
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:28,649
Oh, my God.
897
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,151
What?
898
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:34,614
What's the matter?
899
00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:36,616
Whitcomb quits...
900
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:38,367
dancer splits.
901
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,499
Exclusive.
902
00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:46,167
John P. Whitcomb will end his
political
903
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,628
career by throwing in the towel.
904
00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:50,296
According to a source aboard the
905
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:55,384
Pacific Princess.
906
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:59,347
You'd think I'd learn.
907
00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,473
John, wait.
908
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:02,475
Ah, Miss Brant, there's a long
909
00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:03,851
distance phone call for you
910
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,312
from a Mr.Frank Davis of
Scuttlebutt.
911
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:07,688
Newspaper in New York.
912
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:08,648
Tell him I just quit.
913
00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:09,357
Well, wait a minute.
914
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,358
Why should you have all the fun?
915
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,778
I'll tell him myself.
916
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:32,797
You're just the two
917
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,090
I'm looking for.
918
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:36,384
You see, I'm having a party down
919
00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:37,885
in my cabin a little later on
920
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:38,719
and I'd like for you folks to be
921
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:39,887
in on the festivities.
922
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,473
Thank you, but no thanks.
923
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,767
Yeah, you better count me out,
too.
924
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,564
Whatever you say, boss.
925
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,316
I'm not your boss.
926
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,445
I'm your boss and I'd like
927
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:57,905
to have a word with you.
928
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:58,781
Captain, it's time to start
929
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,408
the talent contest.
930
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,702
I'll speak to you after the
show.
931
00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:06,956
Here's your script.
932
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:09,500
I can ad lib better than that.
933
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,218
Isaac, what's the matter with
you?
934
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:20,887
I thought you liked Mr.Gibson.
935
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:22,930
Why are you turning on him?
936
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,056
Let me put it this way.
937
00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:25,099
I've seen about all the
938
00:36:25,182 --> 00:36:27,518
shuffling I can handle.
939
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,232
Ladies and gentlemen,
940
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,942
it's time for the talent contest
941
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,402
and the final judging.
942
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:38,070
This is part of the competition
943
00:36:38,154 --> 00:36:40,114
which allows our judges to see a
944
00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:41,240
different facet of our young
945
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,283
ladies.
946
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:46,787
The ability to be in the
spotlight.
947
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,664
Which reminds me.
948
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:50,124
my mother-in-law was in a talent
949
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:51,834
show once, she was the only one
950
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:52,960
in it.
951
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,630
She came in second.
952
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:56,255
Thank you.
953
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:56,923
Thank you.
954
00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,507
And now, without further ado,
955
00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:01,302
Miss Alma Hodges will sing for
us
956
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:04,513
The Bell Song from Lakme.
957
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:19,612
You know, she told me she never
958
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,447
had a lesson in her life.
959
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,512
Where the beavers built
960
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:29,223
their lodges.
961
00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:31,892
Where the squirrels,
962
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,021
hid their acorns.
963
00:38:35,104 --> 00:38:36,731
He talked with them wherever he
964
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,441
met them.
965
00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:41,736
And he called them,
966
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:44,697
Hiawatha's brothers.
967
00:38:48,659 --> 00:39:03,132
[SUZIE PLAYING PIANO]
968
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,012
Wow....she's terrific.
969
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:08,679
Yeah.
970
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:13,267
She looks like a winner to me.
971
00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:15,561
And the winner is
972
00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,277
Miss Suzie Corbett.
973
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:28,449
GIRLS: [SCREAM FOR SUZIE]
974
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,087
Thank you.
975
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,421
Thank you, everybody.
976
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,132
I...I really can't believe I've
won.
977
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,974
A moment ago I thought
978
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,309
representing the Princess Lines
979
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,312
was the most important thing in
980
00:39:58,395 --> 00:40:00,272
the world, but I've realized
981
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:01,315
there's something much more
982
00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:02,525
important to me, and he's
983
00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:07,154
walking out of the room this
minute.
984
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:08,656
I'm very grateful that you've
985
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,533
chosen me, but rather
986
00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:13,285
than being the ambassadress for
a year,
987
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,121
I'd rather be Mrs. Rick Leonard
988
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:17,414
for the rest of my life.
989
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,388
Well, what can you say.
990
00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:34,140
They do call this the Love Boat.
991
00:40:38,352 --> 00:40:40,020
Thank you.
992
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:41,230
Our new ambassadress will
993
00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:42,940
be the first runner up,
994
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:45,651
and she is.
995
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:51,782
Miss Jeannette Arno.
996
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,225
Robin,
997
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,351
I want to apologize.
998
00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:21,020
You want to apologize,
999
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:21,854
but I'm the one who.
1000
00:41:21,937 --> 00:41:22,897
No.
1001
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,190
Julie told me that you quit your
1002
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:25,566
job because of me.
1003
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:27,359
Oh, it wasn't just because of
you.
1004
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:28,194
It was because Frank Davis
1005
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:29,528
double-crossed me.
1006
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:30,863
He wasn't supposed to print that
1007
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,239
pack of half truths.
1008
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,365
I wanted him to print your side
1009
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:34,742
of the story, and I'm glad I
quit.
1010
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,076
No.
1011
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,953
I want you to get your job back.
1012
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:38,621
What?
1013
00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:39,538
That's right.
1014
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:40,414
I'll need someone in the press
1015
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,582
to help me when I go back to
1016
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,584
fight this thing.
1017
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:47,213
When we go back to fight this
thing.
1018
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:48,422
Oh, John.
1019
00:41:59,516 --> 00:42:00,809
Oh, Captain, I'm on my way to
1020
00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:01,477
Mr. Gibson's party.
1021
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,519
Are you coming now?
1022
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:03,229
In a minute.
1023
00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:04,063
You go ahead.
1024
00:42:04,146 --> 00:42:06,607
Oh, all right.
1025
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:09,276
Isaac,
1026
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,945
I, I've noticed that you're
1027
00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:13,447
reading a lot of black history
lately.
1028
00:42:13,530 --> 00:42:15,616
Yes, I loaned him the books.
1029
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,659
Oh....Well then,
1030
00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:17,952
I'm glad you're here.
1031
00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:19,954
You see,
1032
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:23,749
a little knowledge is a
dangerous thing.
1033
00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:25,751
You two have had your noses
1034
00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:27,753
buried so deeply in the history
books,
1035
00:42:27,836 --> 00:42:29,463
that you missed seeing some
1036
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,465
living black history in the
1037
00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:33,133
person of a certain peanut
1038
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,635
vendor, named Virgil Gibson
1039
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:36,136
or perhaps you'd know him
1040
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,138
better if I called him
1041
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,682
Scattergun Gibson.
1042
00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:42,476
You mean he's Scattergun Gibson?
1043
00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:44,270
That's right.
1044
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,313
Who's Scattergun Gibson?
1045
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,815
Only the greatest pitcher the
1046
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,525
Negro league ever had.
1047
00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:50,985
They used to say that he could
1048
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,611
pitch the ball so fast that it
1049
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:53,988
crossed the plate before its
1050
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,572
shadow did.
1051
00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,825
I saw him pitch when I was a
kid.
1052
00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,159
It was an exhibition game
1053
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,495
against the Brooklyn Dodgers.
1054
00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:03,289
He mowed them down like they
1055
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:03,998
were Little Leaguers.
1056
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:06,208
I'd never seen anything like it.
1057
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,876
But, Captain, if he's
1058
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,878
such a great black athlete,
1059
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:10,504
why does he bother
1060
00:43:10,587 --> 00:43:13,215
to tap dance for everybody?
1061
00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:15,509
Because in his day that's what
1062
00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:17,845
you had to do to get along.
1063
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:18,846
You not only had to be a great
1064
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:21,682
athlete, but you had to make
1065
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:23,350
people laugh while you were
1066
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,393
beating them.
1067
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,395
But that was then.
1068
00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:29,106
Today is different.
1069
00:43:29,189 --> 00:43:31,191
Young lady, you're darned right
1070
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,860
it's different.
1071
00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,862
It's because of men like him
1072
00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:36,864
that there are blacks playing in
1073
00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:41,327
the major leagues today.
1074
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:44,413
And tending bar on ships.
1075
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:47,875
And teaching history
1076
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,126
in colleges.
1077
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,591
Captain,
1078
00:43:55,674 --> 00:43:59,720
where is that party?
1079
00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:01,597
Follow me.
1080
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,768
Tell about the time you struck
1081
00:44:05,851 --> 00:44:06,852
out Babe Ruth.
1082
00:44:06,935 --> 00:44:07,227
Oh, yeah.
1083
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,604
Which time?
1084
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:09,563
You mean you struck him out more
1085
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:11,231
than once.
1086
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:15,069
Does a peanut come in a shell?
1087
00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:16,695
Come in.
1088
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:17,738
Hi, Captain.
1089
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:18,864
Scattergun.
1090
00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:19,865
Hey, hello there, youngsters.
1091
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:20,282
Hi.
1092
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:20,908
Hi.
1093
00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,868
Now I recall the first time
1094
00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:24,703
the Babe and I ever faced
1095
00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:25,746
one another.
1096
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,873
It was in nineteen thirty-two,
1097
00:44:27,956 --> 00:44:29,416
an exhibition game
1098
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,584
at the Yankee Stadium.
1099
00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,252
We leadin' the Yanks one to
1100
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:34,254
nothin' goin' into the bottom of
1101
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:35,214
the ninth.
1102
00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:37,758
One out and a man on first,
1103
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,425
then the Babe steps up to the
plate.
1104
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:41,261
So I calls out to him I said,
1105
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,304
"Mr.Ruth,
1106
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,597
I want to take this
1107
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,933
opportunity to apologize for
1108
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:48,602
what I'm about to do to you."
1109
00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:50,104
And he yells back.
1110
00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:53,315
"Just throw the ball, kid" and I
did.
1111
00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:54,775
Three times
1112
00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:58,612
Hah.
1113
00:44:58,695 --> 00:45:01,115
He never seen one of 'em.
1114
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:03,450
Well the Babe walks out to the
mound still got
1115
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,577
his bat in his hand.
1116
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:07,621
But you know what he said?
1117
00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:09,456
He said, "The way the world is,
1118
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,750
you ain't never gonna be in the
majors,
1119
00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:14,128
but I want you to know this.
1120
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:16,797
You are the best there is."
1121
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:17,673
Then he shook my hand and
1122
00:45:17,756 --> 00:45:19,842
walked off the field.
1123
00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:20,259
Wow.
1124
00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:21,468
That's great.
1125
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,178
You beat the Yankees.
1126
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:24,471
No.
1127
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:25,848
Lou Gehrig come up next and hit
1128
00:45:25,931 --> 00:45:29,810
a home run.
1129
00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,103
Mr.Gibson,
1130
00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:32,312
we,
1131
00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:34,273
we owe you an apology.
1132
00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,275
Oh, don't be shaken.
1133
00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:38,652
No offense made and none taken.
1134
00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:41,280
Mr. Gibson,
1135
00:45:41,363 --> 00:45:42,614
Scattergun.
1136
00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:45,451
We both behaved very rudely to
you and
1137
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,661
we're sorry for it.
1138
00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:49,163
You know, I've been studying
1139
00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:51,165
black history for the last five
years,
1140
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,459
but there seems to be a
1141
00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,169
big gap in my education.
1142
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:57,713
What's that?
1143
00:45:57,796 --> 00:46:01,008
I never learned to do the
hambone.
1144
00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:02,468
Would you teach me?
1145
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:04,136
Would I teach you?
1146
00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:05,679
Okay.
1147
00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:07,014
Hambone, hambone, sing the song.
1148
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:09,641
Hambone, hambone all night long.
1149
00:46:09,725 --> 00:46:11,477
Come on baby it's your turn.
1150
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,811
Hambone...hambone.......
1151
00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:23,030
ALL: [EVERYONE SINGING HAMBONE]
1152
00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:39,379
Well, I guess I'll see you
1153
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,714
at the wedding, huh?
1154
00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:41,381
Yes.
1155
00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:44,051
Oh, I'm so excited for you guys.
1156
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,302
Hey, I'm really excited for you,
1157
00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:46,637
too.
1158
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,387
What are your plans?
1159
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,847
Well, I guess I'll be pretty
busy,
1160
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:50,724
you know, traveling around and
1161
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,017
making commercials, and
1162
00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:53,602
and then at the end of the year,
1163
00:46:53,685 --> 00:46:57,064
I'm gonna marry Waldo.
1164
00:46:57,147 --> 00:47:00,400
You and Waldo?
1165
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,401
He doesn't know it yet,
1166
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:02,903
but that man is one heck of
1167
00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:13,413
a back scratcher.
1168
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:14,456
Goodbye, Miss Brant, and
1169
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:15,249
Mr.Smith.
1170
00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:15,749
It's Whitcomb.
1171
00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:16,875
Congressman Whitcomb.
1172
00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:17,918
I know.
1173
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,586
Oh,
1174
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:20,921
Well, bye bye now.
1175
00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:21,588
And thank you very much for
1176
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,089
everything.
1177
00:47:22,172 --> 00:47:22,589
Good luck.
1178
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:23,257
Thank you.
1179
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:23,924
Goodbye.
1180
00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:24,633
There she is,
1181
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,385
Jeannette, where have you been?
1182
00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,762
Oh...mmm.
1183
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:29,471
Oh, okay, everybody.
1184
00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:30,806
Let's go.
1185
00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:32,599
Captain, thank you for being a
1186
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,934
wonderful emcee.
1187
00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:35,936
Well, it was fun, but for me
1188
00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:37,938
it was just a one time thing.
1189
00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:38,689
Ah, you don't happen to know
1190
00:47:38,772 --> 00:47:41,108
the name of a good agent, do
you?
1191
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:43,110
Don't call us, we'll call you.
1192
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:43,610
Thank you, we had a wonderful
time.
1193
00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:44,278
Thank you.
1194
00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:45,404
Goodbye, girls.
1195
00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:46,446
Goodbye.
1196
00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:48,282
Goodbye.
1197
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:49,866
Suzie, have a wonderful wedding.
1198
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:50,200
You did the right thing.
1199
00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:50,951
Thank you.
1200
00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:51,618
Goodbye, Rick.
1201
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:52,619
Bye bye, Rick.
1202
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:53,954
Mr.Gibson,
1203
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:55,455
can I offer you a ride home?
1204
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:56,790
Dear one,
1205
00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:58,292
just call me Scattergun.
1206
00:47:58,375 --> 00:47:59,293
Because it's true,
1207
00:47:59,376 --> 00:48:02,129
I'd go anyplace with you.
1208
00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:03,255
Scattergun, is it true
1209
00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:04,298
you could throw a grape through
1210
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,674
the hole of a doughnut at sixty
1211
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:06,800
feet?
1212
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,176
Don't be ridiculous.
1213
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,303
You see, that's one of those
1214
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:10,637
tall stories that get taller
1215
00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,055
every year.
1216
00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:15,809
It was a raisin.
1217
00:48:15,892 --> 00:48:17,728
Stephanie, I hope I'm gonna
1218
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:21,148
see more of you.
1219
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:22,983
I really dig you.
1220
00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:24,318
Isaac, not in front
1221
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,694
of all these people.
1222
00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:27,070
That's perfectly all right.
1223
00:48:27,154 --> 00:48:30,532
We're just one big happy family.
1224
00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:31,491
Yeah,
1225
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:32,159
Dad,
1226
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:35,329
could I use the ship tonight?
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