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Great pancakes, Dad.
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Oh, thanks.
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Hey, who's ready for seconds?
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I am.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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So, which one
of these pinks
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do you want
to let float this month--
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cable or Visa?
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Oh, we can probably
go without cable.
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You know,
it might be fun.
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We'll get together
as a family,
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play board games,
sing songs.
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Okay, you made
your point.
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We'll pay the cable.
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Oh... for crying
out loud.
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The freezer's
out again.
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What?!
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We just had that fixed.
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I know, the stupid
piece of junk.
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Oh...
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It's only five
years old.
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How could it keep
breaking down?
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Aw, man!
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I'll go get the ice chest
from the garage,
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providing that still works.
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REESE:
Nuh-uh!
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MALCOLM:
Uh-huh!
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We'll let Mom settle this.
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The loser licks
the tub drain.
Deal.
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Mom, whose
tongue's longer?
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Are you going to make us
stand out here all day?!
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Mom! Dad!
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:
Oh, my God, honey!
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Your parents are here!
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Oh, God.
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Dewey, your grandparents
are here.
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Hey, come on in.
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So, this
is certainly
unexpected.
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What brings you
all the way down
from Canada?
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Wait a minute,
this can't be Reese.
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Yep.
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Uh, what's the matter with you?
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Don't you clean
behind your ears?
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Look what I found!
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Ha-ha, five bucks!
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Thanks, Grandpa.
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So, Grandpa, did you
have a nice drive down?
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Huh?
I said, did you have
a nice drive down?
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I can't hear this one.
He sounds like girl.
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So, you just decided
to hop in the car
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and drive on down
from Canada
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without calling ahead, huh?
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How fun!
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Yeah, how long do you
think you'll be staying?
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If we're such big
inconvenience,
we go right now.
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No.
No, no, no, no, no.
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Please...
Don't be silly.
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Uh, Dewey, you remember
your grandparents,
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don't you, sweetie?
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He needs changing.
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He always needs changing.
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You take him.
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Ooh, let him sit in it.
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That will teach him.
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I don't want to take him;
he smells.
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Ooh, that's what happens
to little boys who squirm.
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Mmm...
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REPORTER:
It's estimated that as many
as 30,000 young people
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have descended on New Orleans
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to join in the annual
Mardi Gras festivities.
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At this hour police have been
called in to try and...
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Look at those animals
going berserk,
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tearing each other's
clothes off.
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Those are people
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with no respect
for authority.
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Eric's right,
that could be us.
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If we left right now
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we could be
in New Orleans
in five hours.
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How we going
to get there?
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And where are
we going to stay?
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Gentlemen, you
quibble with me
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about logistics
when I'm offering
you 48 hours
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of non-stop debauchery?
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This could be the greatest
weekend of our lives.
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Damn, Francis,
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you should have
known better
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than to eat sushi
at a truck stop.
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Hey, the cashier said
the yellowtail was fresh.
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Besides, my octopus
was excellent.
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Can we not talk about
the fish, please?
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Guys, it's like a war zone
out there.
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There's looting,
rioting, and now
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the cops are turning
a fire hose on the crowd.
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ALL:
Wet T-shirts!
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Sorry about the takeout.
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I don't know what the deal
is with the fridge.
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What do you expect?
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That brand is dishufka.
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That's it.
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Fatten up on pizza.
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Good luck running
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when they come with
the dogs and chase
you into the hills.
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You know, I think
it's great
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you're able to
just hit the road
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without a care
in the world.
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Oh... right...
yeah, with me
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I'm always thinking
about things back home.
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You know, did I
leave the stove on?
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Is the iron plugged in?
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I once heard of a fire
being caused by a mouse
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chewing through an...
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Where is my coffee?
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Uh, it's right here, Dad,
just the way you like it.
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Mom, I really wish
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you'd put out that cigarette.
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It's not good
for the kids.
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What, you think
it'll stunt their growth?
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You turned out big enough.
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Look at him eat,
like animal!
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Not like Mr. Pizza
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with knife and fork.
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You know, Dad,
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since the last time
you were here,
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uh, Malcolm has been
put into a special class.
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I'm not surprised.
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No, no, no, no,
no, it's, uh,
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it's an advanced class.
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It's very challenging work.
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Tell him, Malcolm.
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Well, today we finished
reading Grapes of Wrath
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and we're studying
advanced algebra.
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:
What is that,
shot at me?
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I no study algebra?
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It's because I go to war
when I was your age.
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What good is math
in war, huh?
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When you can provide
for your family,
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you can have
last piece of pizza.
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Dad, Hal provides
for us just fine.
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Which isn't easy when someone's
hogging all the pizza.
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You can't even keep food
in the house
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for my grandchild.
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Do you call that providing?
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We will get
the refrigerator fixed.
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For what, so
it can break again?
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What does a new one cost?
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$700, $800?
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I give you $800
to buy a new one!
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Thank God our generation knew
to save our money, to hold onto.
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We didn't fritter it away
on things like toys and dolls.
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I dressed up
piece of wood
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and I was happy
to have it.
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We will not take your money.
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Of course you will!
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We love you too much to stand by
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and watch your children
grow up ashamed of you.
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This is what family
is for.
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MALCOLM :
Hello.
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FRANCIS:
Malcolm, listen,
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I need to know what Mom
used to put in the hot tea
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when we were sick.
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Is she around?
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I think she's changing
the sheets on their bed.
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Grandma and Grandpa are here.
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:
Oh, you're kidding.
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So, did they knock,
or did you just hear
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their cloven hooves
clatter up the driveway?
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I can't be sure,
but I think Grandpa spit at me.
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Look, don't take it personally.
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They're primeval creatures
with tiny little hearts.
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Yeah, but there must be
some reason...
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Malcolm, they have
stupid lizard brains.
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They're threatened by anyone
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with an ounce of ambition
or intelligence.
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They'd eat you
if they had better teeth.
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This one, always on phone.
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That's Grandpa, isn't it?
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Tell him I said he's
a malevolent, poisonous troll.
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Francis says, "Hi."
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No-good delinquent.
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He says "Hi" back.
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LOIS:
No, absolutely not.
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I will not let you
take their money.
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Why not?
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Because they'll never
let you forget
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that they had to give you $800.
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They'll use it to try
to humiliate you.
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They do that now.
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Lois, come on, I know what
your folks think of me.
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We need the fridge.
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We can't store the meat
on the porch forever.
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I'm big enough to take one
for the team.
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What?
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You're better than all of us.
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Oh...
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TOY:
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!
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We can't do this
on Dewey's bed.
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Reese's looks okay.
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Do you know this thing
makes ice cubes
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in both circular
and crescent shapes?
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How do they expect
people to decide?
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Well, it's nice to have
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something in the house
that works.
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Yeah.
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You know, maybe
in their dark,
twisted world,
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this is how your
parents show love.
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Hey, Victor,
pretty great, huh?
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My descending
colon's inflamed.
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What's great?
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Uh, listen, Dad,
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I just mailed off
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the mortgage
and car payments,
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and what with buying
the new refrigerator and all,
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we should probably get
that check from you right away.
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About that... your mother
and I decided it's no good
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for family to give money
to family.
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Always ends badly.
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Pulp!
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Who buys orange juice with pulp?
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How can they do this?!
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How can they just
offer us money
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and then pretend
it never happened?
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I am going to kill them.
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I swear I'm going to snap
their necks like chickens!
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That is not going
to pay off the debt, Lois.
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Unless you're
a beneficiary
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on some sort
of life insurance policy.
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What am I saying?
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Look, look,
why don't we just
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return the refrigerator?
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I can't.
I bought it on sale.
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Oh, Hal, what
are we going to do?
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Well, what choice
do we have?
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For the next
couple of weeks,
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until we get caught back up,
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we're just going to have
to work a ton of overtime.
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Oh, really?
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And who's going to look
after the kids?
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So, we thought
the perfect thing
might be
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if you could stay
a little longer
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and keep an eye
on the kids.
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I don't know.
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Mother and I should go.
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We sense tension.
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No!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no, no, no, there's
no, there's no tension.
260
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,794
We just, uh, we have
a couple of hectic
weeks coming up
261
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,898
and we just hoped
that you could stay
a little longer.
262
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,166
Of course.
263
00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,668
We do anything for you.
264
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,069
We are a family.
265
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:04,805
Oh, Dewey, hey, guess what.
266
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:05,973
Grandma and Grandpa
267
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,675
are going to stay
and watch you guys
268
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,777
for the next
couple of weeks.
269
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,003
How you doing, Francis?
270
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,971
I need a doctor.
271
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,773
We got you something better,
man.
272
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,675
We brought you beads!
273
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,812
You wouldn't believe it
out there, Francis.
274
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:45,979
There's free beer
275
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,181
and the women take
their tops off
276
00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,282
when you give them beads.
277
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,685
Is it possible we crashed
our car on the way down here
278
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,620
and died and went to heaven?
279
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,123
I'd welcome death right now.
280
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,259
I can't believe this is you
talking, Francis.
281
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,695
You're our leader.
282
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:04,164
If it wasn't for you,
we wouldn't even be here.
283
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,633
You know what?
284
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,835
You're right.
285
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,402
This is Mardi Gras.
286
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,403
I can do this.
287
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,404
Yeah.
All right.
288
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,405
Give me those beads.
289
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,207
Yeah!
Come on!
290
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,311
ALL :
Francis! Francis!
291
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,248
Francis! Francis! Francis!
292
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:28,521
Thank God we found a hotel
with a drain in the hallway.
293
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,825
We're back.
294
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,526
Still no parents?
295
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,163
If you're going to work
all the time,
296
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,665
don't have children.
297
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,868
Hey, I wanted ice cream.
I don't blame you.
298
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,169
Why do they always do that?
299
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,571
They take you for ice cream
and stuff and never ask me.
300
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,006
I've thought about that.
301
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:50,043
And I think they see me as
the protector of the bloodline.
302
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:52,679
If the future's half as bad
as Grandpa and I suspect,
303
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,215
the only survivors are going
to be mutants,
304
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,851
cockroaches and me...
305
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,287
all living underwater.
306
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,957
Let's face it:
they're backing a winner.
307
00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,794
Oh, man, I'm stuffed.
308
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,462
I shouldn't have
had a second one.
309
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,709
Are you okay, Grandma?
310
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,444
'Cause I could carry
your purse for you.
311
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,246
Or maybe your whiskey.
312
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:30,550
I once strangled a border guard
with my bare hands.
313
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,052
Just asking.
314
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,322
So, I studied about
your country in school.
315
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,790
Always with the books.
316
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:39,492
You won't be happy till
you get eye cancer.
317
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,660
No, really.
318
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,796
I found the folklore
very interesting.
319
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,065
And the history, the wars,
the revolution.
320
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,567
It must've been very hard
for you growing up.
321
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,737
It was.
322
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,472
Very hard.
323
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,143
Have a snort.
324
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,078
Maybe later.
325
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,117
Hey, look at
the mama's boy.
326
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,589
You going to take that?
What?
327
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,124
Hey, you boys!
328
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,960
Come back here
and say that.
329
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,661
Grandma, what
are you doing?
330
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:17,764
Who's this?
Your 90-year-old bodyguard?
331
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,632
No, no, it's okay.
332
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,869
She's kidding.
333
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,308
Nushkaya zibhat shinka!
334
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,912
Ow!
335
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,182
Grandma.
336
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,018
Oh, geez.
337
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,155
I don't know why you won't
tell me who did this.
338
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:45,358
You know, there's no honor
in protecting a bully.
339
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,795
Okay, it's your face.
340
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,232
Mom, do you...?
341
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,669
Do you like your parents?
342
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,638
It doesn't matter
how I feel about them.
343
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,008
It's not like I can
trade them in for someone else.
344
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,742
You can't pick your parents.
345
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,644
You're pretty much stuck
with who you get.
346
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,179
I know.
347
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,051
Anyway, they're certainly
not going to change.
348
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,819
If things get too difficult,
349
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,422
at least I can be grateful
that soon they'll be gone.
350
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,290
Back to their own home?
351
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,692
Yeah.
352
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,362
That's what I meant.
353
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,369
Never thought
I'd beat you home.
354
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,039
They had us keep
both registers open
till midnight.
355
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,773
What kind of idiot
needs a beach ball
356
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,742
at 11:00 at night?
357
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,344
Did you make
the kids' lunches?
358
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,711
Oh, right.
No, not yet.
359
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,347
I've been kind of
tied up here.
360
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,782
You know, I discovered something
kind of interesting, yeah.
361
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,186
Now, it appears
the circular cubes cool quicker,
362
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,088
but the crescent ones
last longer.
363
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,691
Oh, for God's sake, Hal,
will you quit playing around?
364
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,961
That is a rectal thermometer.
365
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,796
I'm going to go brush my teeth.
366
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,032
You know, I ask you
to do one simple thing.
367
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,568
I can't do it all myself,
you know?
368
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,478
Hey.
369
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,879
Are you upset
about something?
370
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,082
Look, I'm tired.
I just got off a double shift.
371
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,449
I want to go to bed.
372
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,484
Sure.
373
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,252
You just seemed a little
snappish about the cubes.
374
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,155
Because I'm tired of you
not helping out around here.
375
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,623
All right, Lois.
376
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,559
I know we're both
a little raw from
the last five days,
377
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,594
but that's no reason
378
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,297
to dump your frustration
with your parents onto me.
379
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,131
On you?
Oh, yes.
380
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,799
Because that's what
this is all about.
381
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,134
You're angry at them
382
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,469
and you're displacing
your anger onto me.
383
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,138
I mean, it is classic.
384
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,240
Oh, I'm displacing, am I?
385
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,675
Kind of like how you're
focusing all your attention
386
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,577
on that monstrosity
in the kitchen?
387
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,745
See, I knew it!
388
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,180
You don't like
the refrigerator.
389
00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:50,117
I hate that refrigerator.
390
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,252
I hate its tubular handles.
391
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,920
I hate the way
it keeps the butter.
392
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,755
I hate that, when
I'm trying to sleep,
393
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,324
I can hear it whirring.
394
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,925
Oh, no, you can't.
395
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,427
Yes, yes, I can.
396
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,794
No. Not the 5100.
397
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,930
That motor housing is
four layers thick, Lois.
398
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,998
Four layers.
399
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:10,037
And it keeps things too cold.
400
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,707
That is unfounded
criticism, Lois.
401
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,109
Unfounded and unfair.
402
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:21,114
And until you apologize,
I will be in the garage.
403
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,317
IDA:
I told you there was tension.
404
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,295
Hey, Grandma.
405
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,197
Grandpa wanted to
know if you could...
406
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:37,964
Ow!
407
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,132
What was that for?
408
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,401
See, you not even try
to defend yourself.
409
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,969
Why are you so weak?
410
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,971
I wasn't expecting
for you to hit me.
411
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,306
That's what
they're counting on
412
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,409
when they kick down your door
in the middle of the night.
Ow!
413
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,244
Grandma, stop this.
414
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,146
Come on, show me what you got.
Come on, come on.
415
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,847
Grandma, I'm not
going to hit you.
416
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,816
A kid should never
have to say that.
417
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,884
So how you going
to fight these people
418
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,153
when they throw you in the truck
and take you away?
419
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,688
You going to read to them?
420
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,056
You going to impress them
to death
421
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,691
with your giant
know-it-all brain?
422
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:05,825
Huh?
423
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,828
Look, I'm smart, okay?
That's who I am.
424
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,029
And if you don't
like the fact
425
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,864
that I'm taking
high school math classes
426
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,500
and reading great books,
427
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,634
well, too bad.
428
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,170
Because I'm going
to be successful
and maybe even rich
429
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,205
because I am smart,
okay?
430
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,839
So just leave me alone.
431
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,009
And I'm going
to be just fine!
432
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,176
Ow.
433
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,011
Ha!
434
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,547
I warned you
about the eyes.
435
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,784
What's this about?
436
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,521
I want to show you
something.
437
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,023
Something just for you.
438
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:41,128
I have waited many years
for this moment,
439
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,363
but now that
you are old enough,
440
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,699
I want to give you
something
441
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,768
close to my heart.
442
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,069
Wow, is this stuff real?
443
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,304
From the big war.
444
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:54,574
Wow, is this a
real gas mask?
445
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,476
Gas mask, yes.
446
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,044
Field glasses...
447
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,712
chocolate K-rations.
448
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:05,051
You get yourself nice girl
with this, I tell you.
449
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,986
This is so awesome,
Grandpa.
450
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,388
You're the best.
451
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,423
This is so cool.
452
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:12,492
God in heaven!
453
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,560
What?!
454
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,494
This is live grenade!
455
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,796
Do not let go of handle
or we both die.
456
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,165
I don't want to die!
457
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,098
Don't worry, you won't.
458
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:22,101
All we have to do
is find, find the pin.
459
00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,836
Find the pin,
put the pin back in,
460
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,772
and then everything
will fine.
461
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,843
Quit crying like baby.
462
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,011
What's going on?
463
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,413
Grandpa gave me
a live grenade.
464
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,515
It's really cool.
You want to hold it?
465
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,417
No, no, no.
It's for you, not him.
466
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,085
Oh, my God, we have
to call the police.
467
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,153
No, no police.
468
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,921
No police, please.
469
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,490
There's no reason to panic.
470
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,924
Yes, there is.
471
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,494
You gave Reese a live grenade,
and he's a total idiot.
472
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,428
He's right, I am.
473
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,163
I don't think I should
have it anymore. Here.
474
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,931
No, you hold on to that.
475
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,065
No, I'm tired of this game.
476
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,302
I think what I really want
to do is go lie down now.
477
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,135
No!
478
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,115
Hello.
479
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,851
What was that?
480
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,486
What was what?
481
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,294
What happened here?!
482
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,695
We can't be sure.
483
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,030
Grandpa gave me
a live grenade
484
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,198
and it was going to blow
485
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:26,399
and I didn't mean
to drop it.
486
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,301
But Malcolm threw it
in the fridge.
487
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,304
You gave my son
a live grenade?
488
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,973
You brought live ammunition
into this house?
489
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,344
What is the matter
with you people?!
490
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,313
Are you completely insane?!
491
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,749
You don't ever talk to us
like that, do you hear me?
492
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,852
Vuschka robotisch
ber doya kraup.
493
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,388
Mom, I-I...
494
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,991
I just... I-I just
mean that...
495
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,159
All right, all right.
496
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,994
Lois, take the boys
in the other room.
497
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,364
But, Hal...
Now.
498
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,865
Come on.
499
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,738
Why don't we sit down?
500
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,546
First off, I'm not here
to try to sort out
501
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,716
the complicated relationship
you have with the woman I love.
502
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,285
That's not my place.
503
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,220
And I know it would be folly
to try to put a price
504
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,456
on the deep
psychological trauma
505
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,592
that you've caused Lois
through the years.
506
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,061
But let me take
a stab at it anyway.
507
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,431
$3,000 sound okay to you?
What?
508
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,533
Well, that would pretty much
cover the fridge,
509
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,703
the collateral damage,
pay off a few credit cards,
510
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,105
and finally get the transmission
fixed on my car.
511
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,973
Because of
what just happened,
512
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,776
you want us
to loan you $3,000?
513
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,747
Please, I know you're
uncomfortable lending to family,
514
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,683
so let's be clear.
515
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,888
With one phone call, I could
have your asses thrown in jail
516
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,424
for child endangerment.
517
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:03,396
So... this money
I'm asking for, it's not a loan.
518
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,232
It's blackmail.
519
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:14,441
It's like your brother
Vasclev all over again.
520
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,610
Come on, Francis.
We got to hit the road
521
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,346
or we're not going
to make bed check.
522
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,613
I don't care.
523
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,649
I came all the way
to New Orleans,
524
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,250
I got all these beads...
525
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,286
I'm not leaving
until I get some action.
526
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,626
Now, if you don't mind,
I need the room.
527
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,595
Okay, I'm good.
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