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[Ace] Previously on Heels...
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Violence sometimes
suggests a deeper issue
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going on with a child.
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It's a miracle we got
out of that meeting
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with them agreeing to let
Thomas back in school.
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They wanted us to acknowledge
punching as wrong.
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Punching isn't always wrong.
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Mr. Jack Spade!
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[crowd exclaiming]
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[Staci] I'm sorry to
burden you with this.
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You're my friend, not a burden.
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You can stay here
as long as you want.
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My name is Crystal Tyler.
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And I am the baddest...
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bitch...
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[crowd cheering]
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the DWL has ever seen.
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- [crowd] Crystal!
- Yeah!
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[Bobby] Congrats
again, superstar.
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- So why are you here?
- Ace?
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Suits from up north
sent me to scout him.
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He's not gonna leave
what we're building.
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I've been calling
Ace since last night.
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[Carol] He's gone.
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[Ace] I'd like the
restroom key, please.
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[clerk] Got to buy something.
I got Coke, Cherry Coke.
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Stick them all up your ass, sir.
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[diner] Let me buy
you a meal, partner.
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Go find some other runaway
to make s'mores with.
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[clerk] If you're hiking
and camping Dover Springs,
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- I hope you're all geared up.
- I was just gonna wear these.
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[clerk] You're gonna
hike in soccer shoes?
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It's pretty rough terrain.
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Aah!
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[mellow rock music plays]
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♪ ♪
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[singer] ♪ I'm
not waiting for ♪
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♪ The answer ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I will ♪
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♪ Walk in the shore ♪
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♪ To find you ♪
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♪ To find ♪
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♪ The peace that's your own ♪
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♪ Where you come from ♪
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♪ All that you want ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ One that's your own ♪
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♪ Place to call home ♪
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♪ Won't be ♪
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♪ Granted ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ What is fair in love ♪
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♪ Is fair in war ♪
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♪ One ♪
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♪ To one ♪
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♪ What's love ♪
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♪ In war? ♪
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♪ ♪
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[birds chirping]
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[young Carol] Keep
stirring, Jack.
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Eddie Earl's coming to
dinner to maybe invest
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in Daddy's wrestling league.
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This cake is our way
of saying "please."
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"Please" sounds
better with cake.
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I got a good feeling about this.
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[young Tom] Great.
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Hope your good feelings
turn into money.
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[dark music]
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You stole a piece of cake.
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- [young Jack] No, I didn't.
- Don't be sinning
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twice at once...
Stealing and lying.
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Move it.
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You said I could have a piece.
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After Eddie had
his! Pants down!
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[young Jack] I'm sorry, Mommy.
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Too late for
sorry. Pants down!
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♪ ♪
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- [whack]
- [crying] Aah!
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- [whack]
- [whimpering]
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The hell's going on?
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He stole a piece
of cake, then lied!
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I won't be mother to a liar.
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Eddie's due any second, Carol!
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You're unreal.
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- [whack]
- [young Jack cries]
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Aah!
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[Eddie] You got the
sponsorship, Tom!
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This is gonna be great for
the whole town of Duffy.
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[Tom] It's the start of
something great, Eddie.
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- [Carol] Bye. Thank you!
- [door closes]
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[giggling]
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Eddie Earl's giving
us some money!
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Daddy is so happy.
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Now, Jack, a mommy's job is
to show her son how to behave.
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"Chasten thy son
while there is hope,
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and let not thy soul
spare for his crying."
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Proverbs 19:18.
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You became a better
person today.
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I'll get some cream
for your boo-boos.
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[somber music]
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♪ ♪
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[TV announcer] Thirty-six
hours of steady rainfall
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have left many homeless
in the Metro area,
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knee-deep in flood waters.
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[Jack sighs]
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[Carol] Put my phone down.
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You gonna use the
landline till I find Ace.
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Ace don't wanna be found.
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This is Dad's belt.
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And I wear it sometimes to
remind me to not be you.
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I been thinking a lot
about you, how you behaved.
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[Carol] Well, boo-hoo.
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Now, give me my phone.
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Ace needs to be left alone.
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You don't know what Ace
needs any more than I do.
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Know this though... if me and
Ace end up killing each other,
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you will have played
a big part in why.
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[heavy music]
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♪ ♪
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[groans] Ohh...
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Oh... ah!
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Ah...
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[bird screeches]
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[groaning] Ah... ah! Shit.
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Aah...
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Ohh... fuck!
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[Crystal groans, laughs]
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[Bobby] One more.
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[Crystal] I can't.
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[Bobby] I disagree. Come on.
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[Crystal breathes heavily]
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[rap music in background]
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[Bobby] Here we go.
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Push. Come on.
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- [groans] Uhh...
- Yes!
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- Nice.
- Okay.
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- Look great.
- Yeah. Thanks for
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pushing me to dig deep.
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In that case, one more set.
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[Crystal] I... ha.
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[TV in background]
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You're a good son, Deandre,
buying me this bed.
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Too generous.
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Oh, look, Pops, now that
I'm the champ at Dystopia,
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I make this in a day.
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Yeah. I worry about you in
that car crash wrestling
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they do at Dystopia.
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You'd never catch Rocky Johnson
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using barbed wire to beat a man.
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- Do it with his bare hands.
- Ha ha. Look, Pops.
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I got this. Look, I'm
gonna go work out.
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Now, you text me if you
invite a lady over here
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to break in your new bed.
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I'ma need the heads up.
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- Okay.
- Okay? [laughing]
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- All right, son.
- All right, now listen.
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- I know how loud you can get.
- [chuckling]
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[moody music]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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Let's rip this fart together.
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Hell yeah. [chuckles]
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The time has finally come.
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He's one of the greatest to
ever step between the ropes,
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three-time World Champion,
six-time Tag Team Champion,
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the only man to wrestle
three different species
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and defeat two of them.
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It's the "Wild Bill
Hancock" podcast!
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Diego Cottonmouth here,
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your masked menace
luchador, producing.
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Bill, you said you
wanted to cover
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not just wrestling, but life.
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You want each episode to be
wide-ranging and estranging.
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Diego, my goal is
to use the truth
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to offend as many
people as I can.
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[laughs] So, look,
lots to discuss,
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but your fans got
tons of questions,
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and they're gonna fast forward
until they get the answers.
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So let's talk DWL first.
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Folks have had difficulty
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following all the swerves
at the DWL lately...
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Uh, Crystal defeating
both you and Jack Spade.
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Defeat's a dubious conclusion.
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Well, she has the
belt. You do not.
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Is that not a defeat?
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A setback is not a defeat.
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Uh-huh.
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Now, Crystal, in her
rise to DWL champ,
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had stints as Ace Spade
and Bobby Pin's valet.
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[Wild Bill] Correct.
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But she re-enlisted as your
valet, Bunny Bombshell.
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I saved that lassie
from the swamp.
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But the moment I was in
need of the very services
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a valet renders,
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she forgot everything
I'd done for her.
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The only reason she can
hang with the big boys
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is 'cause I taught Crystal Tyler
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everything she knows!
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Now she's proving herself
worthy to learn the rest of it
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in the opposing
corner of the ring.
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I don't care if you're a
man, woman, or alien species.
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You step through those
ropes and cross The Bill,
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you're gonna get the
horns. Life is long.
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[laughing] Yessir.
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Tell us what occurred
at the State Fair
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with Charlie Gully then.
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My sense of honor occurred!
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Gully crashed our
event. I took umbrage.
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[Diego] Yeah. Y-you claimed
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you had a bout of, uh,
involuntary digestive distress.
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[Wild Bill] I've stated facts.
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God created the sphincter
so that shitting, by design,
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would be voluntary.
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The sphincter's a goddamn
damper for the rectum.
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Asses don't leak unless
they're poisoned!
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Yet, despite that, you
swallowed your shame
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in pursuit of the belt.
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I'm a competitor first,
gentleman second.
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Charlie Gully attempted to
disrupt an athletic contest.
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Once I discovered I had some...
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accidental excrement pooled
in the seat of my pants,
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I made use of it.
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[laughing] You
threw a clothesline.
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And then I
shit-stamped his face.
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It was as if fate
herself proclaimed,
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"Here is a man you'd
like to eat shit
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presenting his mouth as
a fortuitous receptacle."
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- Boom!
- [laughing]
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Lemons into lemonade, kids.
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Whoo!
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[both laugh]
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[footsteps approaching]
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[knock at door]
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Hey, I'm gonna grab
some Egg McMuffins.
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You want one?
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- No.
- How about for Jack?
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- Jack's outta town.
- Till when?
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We gotta promote the next
show. Did he give you a script?
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No. Just said I
was "in charge."
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Holy shit! Was he stoned?
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Wait, you're in charge?
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Yay! Girl power!
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I gotta focus.
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A McGriddle 'n' sausage?
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[Willie] Go.
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[keys clacking]
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[climber] Watch
that one there.
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[pebbles clattering]
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- [climber] Next leg!
- Hey!
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Hey!
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Shit! You okay?!
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Sprained my ankle.
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You got another line
you can toss down?
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- Janice!
- What?!
259
00:11:12,915 --> 00:11:14,516
[climber] There's
a guy down here!
260
00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:15,927
Says he might have
broke his ankle.
261
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,853
I'll call in a rescue chopper.
262
00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:20,088
No, no, I said I sprained
it! I-it's just a sprain.
263
00:11:20,089 --> 00:11:22,124
A sprain can be
worse than a break.
264
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:25,394
Can you just let me try
to climb up, please?
265
00:11:25,494 --> 00:11:27,696
[climber] All right, Janice,
no chopper this time.
266
00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:29,531
Just drop down another harness.
267
00:11:29,631 --> 00:11:32,267
Let's help this guy out.
268
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:34,737
So I was thinking we do
a backstage interview,
269
00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:36,138
a medical update on Wild Bill
270
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,682
after Crystal kicked
him into oblivion.
271
00:11:37,706 --> 00:11:39,074
Bill cuts a promo.
272
00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:41,009
- Shifts the blame to the crowd.
- I love it.
273
00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:43,911
We should make Bobby our
backstage roving reporter.
274
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:46,348
His leg's still
healing but he's so...
275
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,549
Stiff and robotic.
276
00:11:47,649 --> 00:11:48,717
Done.
277
00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:50,919
So Bobby gets Bill's reaction
278
00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:52,299
to all that went down last week.
279
00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:54,523
Crystal won is what went down.
280
00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:56,258
[Willie] Yes, she did.
281
00:11:56,358 --> 00:11:58,127
So, Bill tells the
crowd how tough you are,
282
00:11:58,227 --> 00:12:00,629
but then he calls
you a piece of shit
283
00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,474
so that he can bring it
all back around later,
284
00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:04,538
saying, "All that nice stuff
I said about you before
285
00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:05,610
"is just gonna make
beating your ass
286
00:12:05,634 --> 00:12:06,635
all the more sweet!"
287
00:12:06,735 --> 00:12:08,036
Perfect.
288
00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:09,577
And you don't need
to give me my due.
289
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:10,706
I took it!
290
00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:12,574
It's going in.
291
00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:14,643
[keyboard keys clacking]
292
00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:16,145
Hey.
293
00:12:16,245 --> 00:12:18,714
Willie, is Ace doing all right?
294
00:12:18,814 --> 00:12:20,225
Right now, Ace is
just a blinking dot
295
00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:21,850
on his mother's phone
somewhere not here.
296
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,153
Could be two towns over,
could be Tallahassee.
297
00:12:24,253 --> 00:12:26,088
The only thing
that Jack suggested
298
00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:28,557
was that we start off with
your championship celebration.
299
00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:30,358
So I'm thinking you
come out on the mic,
300
00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:32,504
you know, "Pound for pound,
I'm the best wrestler there is
301
00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:34,763
"in the DWL, and I'm on top
302
00:12:34,863 --> 00:12:36,899
because you all
believed in me!"
303
00:12:36,999 --> 00:12:38,714
Really make the crowd
feel part of it.
304
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,636
Y'all have taken me this far,
305
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:43,605
and it's gon' be
one hell of a ride
306
00:12:43,705 --> 00:12:45,306
seeing where we go from here...
307
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,442
- Together.
- Exactly!
308
00:12:47,543 --> 00:12:49,521
You're the antithesis of
Bill, but we don't wanna see
309
00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:51,046
the two of you
mixing it up again
310
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,348
until we string the
story out further.
311
00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:56,351
So instead, we have The Dad
interrupting on the mic,
312
00:12:56,451 --> 00:12:58,220
you know, as a sort
of surrogate for Bill,
313
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,131
complaining about a woman
holding a man's title,
314
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,223
blah, blah.
315
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:02,591
Wait, The Dad?
316
00:13:02,691 --> 00:13:04,760
He's... he's so nice.
317
00:13:04,860 --> 00:13:06,261
- Dad's a douche.
- Oh, really?
318
00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:07,162
I didn't know that.
319
00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:08,997
In the story. Keep up, kid.
320
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:11,767
I'm sorry. You said
it so emphatically.
321
00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,077
I've got no idea what
he's like in real life.
322
00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:15,102
I should probably find out
if he's even a real dad.
323
00:13:15,103 --> 00:13:16,772
Ha. Okay.
324
00:13:16,872 --> 00:13:19,908
Maybe The Dad says
some shit like,
325
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:23,612
"You're welcome to become 'The
Stepmom' and do my laundry."
326
00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:24,880
Shit, now I hate The Dad.
327
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:26,481
Now I wanna see
you beat his ass.
328
00:13:26,582 --> 00:13:28,817
Well, why not just whoop his
ass right then and there?
329
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:31,620
- Why wait?
- [Debbie] Roses for Crystal,
330
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,689
the new champ, left outside.
331
00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:35,290
"Secret Admirer."
332
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,626
What?
333
00:13:37,726 --> 00:13:40,729
These are the first
flowers for me ever.
334
00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:42,764
Just know that Secret Admirer
335
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,867
might also be a
secret serial killer.
336
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,702
[Crystal chuckles]
337
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,637
Oh, uh, Jack left
Willie in charge.
338
00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:50,606
I know. So great, right?
339
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,087
Girl power!
340
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,218
- Girl power!
- Please stop saying that.
341
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:54,943
Girl power!
342
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,793
[Wild Bill] Hear there's a
new El Jefe in the house!
343
00:13:57,893 --> 00:14:00,649
[Bobby] Hey! La
Jefa! Wilheminia!
344
00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:02,784
Great. Jack's just
taking some days off.
345
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,787
Bill, did you just
call Willie a heifer?
346
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,156
La Jefa is The Boss
in Spanish, Debbie.
347
00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:09,617
Crystal, you gotta
check the 'Gram.
348
00:14:09,658 --> 00:14:11,540
You're getting
marriage proposals.
349
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,728
Roses too. Secret admirers.
350
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,273
[Willie] Okay. Here's
what I'm thinking...
351
00:14:15,297 --> 00:14:17,666
Will, two secs.
Gotta send a text.
352
00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:19,268
I don't care, Paula,
353
00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:22,271
whether it's cash,
comma, Bitcoin, comma,
354
00:14:22,371 --> 00:14:24,439
or doubloons,
comma... Get me paid.
355
00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:25,741
And send.
356
00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:27,910
Thank you. Carry on.
357
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:30,279
Okay. So we're gonna kick
it off with a celebration
358
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:32,357
of Crystal's championship...
- [Bobby] Willie, sorry.
359
00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:33,682
What is a doubloon?
360
00:14:33,782 --> 00:14:35,217
Ancient Spanish currency.
361
00:14:35,317 --> 00:14:37,397
How ancient, like back when
they bankrolled Columbus?
362
00:14:37,486 --> 00:14:38,921
[Willie] Guys.
363
00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:40,131
Columbus was a
genocidal assassin
364
00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:41,756
hired by racist Spaniards.
365
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,134
[Wild Bill] They're
called Conquistadors,
366
00:14:43,158 --> 00:14:44,693
and they learned
that from the Romans.
367
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,194
So, Bill's backstage.
368
00:14:46,295 --> 00:14:48,239
- Bobby, now you're a reporter.
- Cool. Yeah, use me
369
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,765
- how you need me.
- Ooh, Bobby's
370
00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:52,000
- a "free use" guy, folks!
- [laughter]
371
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,602
[Eddie] Hey, hey!
Got a surprise.
372
00:14:53,702 --> 00:14:55,170
Follow me!
373
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,814
[Wild Bill] If it's his
dick in a hotdog bun,
374
00:14:56,838 --> 00:14:58,273
I'm grabbing and not letting go.
375
00:14:58,373 --> 00:15:01,076
[laughter]
376
00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:07,482
[line ringing]
377
00:15:07,582 --> 00:15:09,284
- [Thomas] Dad!
- Hey, there's my buddy!
378
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:10,319
How you doing?
379
00:15:10,419 --> 00:15:11,386
Where'd you go, Dad?
380
00:15:11,486 --> 00:15:13,455
I...
381
00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:15,123
I-I just been at home.
382
00:15:15,223 --> 00:15:17,826
[Thomas] I miss you.
Can you come get me?
383
00:15:17,926 --> 00:15:19,795
Y-yessir. Yessir.
384
00:15:19,895 --> 00:15:21,663
I just gotta do a
little something first.
385
00:15:21,763 --> 00:15:23,231
Won't be long though.
386
00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:25,076
Could you put your mother
on the phone for a second?
387
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,401
[Thomas] She's on a run.
388
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,671
Dad, when can I
come back to school?
389
00:15:29,771 --> 00:15:32,921
We-we met with the school.
You're no longer suspended.
390
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,643
Mommy said they
hadn't decided yet.
391
00:15:38,246 --> 00:15:40,782
I will call your Mom to
clarify... we'll-we'll fix it.
392
00:15:40,882 --> 00:15:41,926
[Thomas] Okay, Dad. Thanks.
393
00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,352
I love you.
394
00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:45,287
Love you too, buddy.
You stay positive.
395
00:15:45,387 --> 00:15:46,321
[beep]
396
00:15:46,421 --> 00:15:49,291
[moody music]
397
00:15:49,391 --> 00:15:51,026
♪ ♪
398
00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:52,995
[chatter, laughter]
399
00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:54,696
- Whoa!
- Whoo!
400
00:15:54,796 --> 00:15:58,433
[overlapping chatter]
401
00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:01,503
Yeah, look at that,
dude. That looks awesome.
402
00:16:01,603 --> 00:16:03,672
- Surprise!
- [both laughing]
403
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:05,706
- I kept the secret.
- You did!
404
00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:06,784
Man, imagine "Call
of Duty" on this.
405
00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:08,843
No, no, no. "Mario Kart."
406
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,521
- I call Toad.
- Oh, I call Diddy Kong, so...
407
00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:12,661
Diddy Kong hasn't been in
"Mario Kart" since the Wii.
408
00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:13,858
[Bobby] Yeah, did
not know that.
409
00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:15,183
Too generous, Eddie.
410
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,184
Hell yeah. You can
watch vignettes,
411
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,253
backstage stuff, interviews.
412
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:21,857
Totally. Okay, okay.
Back to work, folks!
413
00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:23,167
[Bobby] We can also
have movie nights.
414
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,559
Oh, show 'em the
features, honey.
415
00:16:24,659 --> 00:16:26,928
No. Why don't we set that
tutorial up for later?
416
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,206
Oh, no, no. You're
gonna love this.
417
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,145
You're gonna wanna
see what this can do.
418
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,110
We gotta over what the plan
is. Everyone please shut up!
419
00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:34,036
[Willie] Sorry,
Annie, it's just...
420
00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:35,350
We should have called first.
421
00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,972
I am so sorry.
422
00:16:37,072 --> 00:16:39,074
- Jack left Willie in charge.
- [gasps]
423
00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:41,410
Oh, well, isn't
that just wonderful?
424
00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,010
Everything is great.
425
00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:44,211
Just, you know, as usual,
there's a lot to do.
426
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,092
So thank you for this.
We'll put it to good use.
427
00:16:46,148 --> 00:16:47,649
We're so grateful.
428
00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,051
Everyone, start warming up.
429
00:16:49,151 --> 00:16:52,653
Bill, may I speak to you
privately for a minute?
430
00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:54,222
Jack is gone. Ace is gone.
431
00:16:54,322 --> 00:16:56,038
I need you to be ring
general out there,
432
00:16:56,158 --> 00:16:58,069
not number one Jackass on
the Jackass Most Wanted List.
433
00:16:58,093 --> 00:16:59,428
Help me keep the group focused.
434
00:16:59,528 --> 00:17:01,029
Coach 'em up. Keep
'em disciplined.
435
00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:03,031
- Got it?
- Aye, aye, Kommandant.
436
00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,300
Give a jangle if you
need a sounding board.
437
00:17:07,969 --> 00:17:09,404
Okay.
438
00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:12,574
Good and generous, Earl family.
439
00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:14,242
You must excuse us.
440
00:17:14,342 --> 00:17:16,111
We gotta whip this
unit into a shape
441
00:17:16,211 --> 00:17:18,413
worthy enough to be
on your big screen TV.
442
00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:19,280
[laughter]
443
00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:20,324
Uh, it-it's actually
a video wall.
444
00:17:20,348 --> 00:17:22,317
Jim, it appears
your life philosophy
445
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,052
is to wait till
someone says something,
446
00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:25,821
then make them feel
stupid for saying it.
447
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:28,737
[laughter]
448
00:17:28,857 --> 00:17:30,425
I'm just trying
to tell the truth,
449
00:17:30,525 --> 00:17:32,260
even if it offends
someone, Bill!
450
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,763
Ooh, my bro listened
to our podcast.
451
00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,464
All right, well, we'll let
y'all get to work, kids.
452
00:17:36,465 --> 00:17:38,667
Okay. How about a
round of applause...
453
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,103
- Yes.
- For Eddie and Annie.
454
00:17:41,203 --> 00:17:43,405
- Whoo!
- [all whooping]
455
00:17:43,505 --> 00:17:47,209
Okay, Crystal, and
Jim the Giant Jesuit,
456
00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:48,510
you're up first.
Into the ring.
457
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,713
How much did that cost?
I won't tell anybody.
458
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:54,429
Bro, 46 people including Big Jim
459
00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:55,884
have already
streamed the podcast!
460
00:17:55,984 --> 00:17:57,552
That's so cool,
man. You deserve it.
461
00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,654
Thanks, man. Yeah,
I'm telling you, man,
462
00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:01,754
they gotta start listening
to my ideas around here.
463
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,835
I'm gonna get some graphics
templates for this video wall
464
00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:05,293
up our game.
465
00:18:05,393 --> 00:18:07,433
I can help bring this place
to whole new level, bro.
466
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,997
I- I hope they
listen to you, man.
467
00:18:09,097 --> 00:18:11,833
- Your genius is untapped.
- Ha ha ha. Yes, it is.
468
00:18:11,933 --> 00:18:14,970
- Oh!
- [laughing]
469
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,871
[Wild Bill] Don't worry.
You got two of 'em.
470
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:19,074
D, hey, uh...
471
00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:21,375
when Crystal kissed
me at the fair...
472
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,011
- Mm-hmm.
- What do you think
473
00:18:23,111 --> 00:18:24,713
- that meant?
- Didn't see it.
474
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,781
- She tongue you?
- No.
475
00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:28,617
Did she suck on your lip?
476
00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:30,528
Like, you know, kinda
clamping down for a second,
477
00:18:30,552 --> 00:18:33,188
then pulling back and making
a very faint popping sound?
478
00:18:33,288 --> 00:18:35,357
- No.
- Did she lean onto your thigh
479
00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:36,992
and kinda, you
know, linger there,
480
00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:38,960
perching her entire
bodyweight onto you,
481
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,596
centering it with her crotch?
482
00:18:41,696 --> 00:18:45,033
No, it did not happen in the
way that you just described.
483
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,748
Based on all that, no clue.
484
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,937
Ask her what the kiss meant.
485
00:18:49,037 --> 00:18:51,249
How in the heck am I supposed
to ask a question like that?
486
00:18:51,273 --> 00:18:52,917
Well, you just asked me
a question like that.
487
00:18:52,941 --> 00:18:54,576
Ask her the same question.
488
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,445
Bro, she's getting marriage
proposals and flowers
489
00:18:57,546 --> 00:19:00,415
and she's hot as shit
and also very, very cool.
490
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,551
- Mm-hmm.
- It's a miracle she's single.
491
00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:03,884
Make your move.
492
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:05,500
Her lips have at
least touched yours.
493
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,289
It was a kiss on
the lips, right?
494
00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:08,499
Don't be fucking
telling me it was
495
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,090
on the forehead
or on your cheek.
496
00:19:10,091 --> 00:19:11,169
Oh, no, no, no.
Lips were involved.
497
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,561
Hers and mine.
498
00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:15,262
Ha ha ha. Make your
intentions known.
499
00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:18,400
If you whiff, on to the next.
500
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,802
- [Wild Bill] Good.
- [wrestlers groaning]
501
00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:22,837
- Uhh!
- [Wild Bill] Good. Knee.
502
00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:30,278
[Crystal] Great. Here we go.
503
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,215
- Whoo!
- Oh!
504
00:19:33,315 --> 00:19:36,117
- [all hooting, whooping]
- [Wild Bill] Yeah!
505
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,286
That is how we do it.
506
00:19:39,754 --> 00:19:41,203
Wow.
507
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:54,236
[sighs]
508
00:19:54,336 --> 00:19:56,238
Your Volvo needs an alignment.
509
00:19:58,306 --> 00:19:59,650
I still can't
believe you survived.
510
00:19:59,674 --> 00:20:01,875
[huffs] I know how to fall.
511
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,878
I was a wrestler.
512
00:20:03,979 --> 00:20:06,348
Professional wrestler.
513
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,117
Ice every 15 minutes.
514
00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:11,319
And next hike, leave
the soccer shoes behind.
515
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,754
Just get yourself some Merrells.
516
00:20:12,854 --> 00:20:14,489
They got 52 million styles.
517
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,758
But don't get cute
and buy their clogs.
518
00:20:16,858 --> 00:20:20,095
Clogs are only good
for getting the mail.
519
00:20:20,195 --> 00:20:21,896
Hey.
520
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,279
Stay a little longer.
521
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,136
We can get high. Fool around.
522
00:20:28,236 --> 00:20:30,038
All of us.
523
00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:31,740
He must be concussed.
524
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,555
[both laugh]
525
00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,419
I thought y'all were being nice
'cause you wanted to hook up.
526
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:37,479
Come on, buddy! Read the room!
527
00:20:37,579 --> 00:20:39,647
Pal, if you interpret being
nice as an invitation to fuck,
528
00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:41,950
you don't know what
being nice looks like.
529
00:20:44,386 --> 00:20:46,755
I misinterpreted the situation.
530
00:20:46,855 --> 00:20:48,156
Yes, you did.
531
00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:50,825
Damn. Be better.
532
00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:53,828
[somber music]
533
00:20:53,928 --> 00:20:55,897
♪ ♪
534
00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:57,775
[Wild Bill] Charlie Gully
attempted to disrupt
535
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,434
an athletic contest.
536
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:02,637
Once I discovered I had
some... accidental excrement
537
00:21:02,737 --> 00:21:06,274
pooled in the seat of my
pants, I made use of it.
538
00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:08,209
[Diego laughs] You
threw a clothesline.
539
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,820
[Wild Bill] And then I
shit-stamped his face.
540
00:21:09,844 --> 00:21:11,780
It was as if fate her...
541
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,148
One second, Pop.
542
00:21:13,248 --> 00:21:14,749
[ahem]
543
00:21:16,998 --> 00:21:19,054
[line ringing]
544
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,222
Hey, it's Charlie.
Leave a message.
545
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,357
Gully, it's Rooster.
546
00:21:22,457 --> 00:21:24,359
We need to meet up.
547
00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:27,329
Someone is talking
shit about you.
548
00:21:33,802 --> 00:21:35,370
[metal clangs]
549
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:06,800
Fuck!
550
00:22:06,801 --> 00:22:07,969
Aah!
551
00:22:08,069 --> 00:22:10,472
Gah... ohh! Ow!
552
00:22:10,572 --> 00:22:14,376
Ah! Ah! [panting]
553
00:22:17,779 --> 00:22:21,049
Anytime you want to switch
beds, Love, just let me know.
554
00:22:21,149 --> 00:22:23,685
I like the air kind.
555
00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:24,862
Dad called while
you were running.
556
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,222
He said I can go back to school.
557
00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:28,756
Oh.
558
00:22:28,757 --> 00:22:30,759
Maybe the school
finished their paperwork.
559
00:22:30,859 --> 00:22:32,527
He said he was
home all this time.
560
00:22:32,627 --> 00:22:34,596
You said he was on a trip.
561
00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:36,498
Well, he must have
come back early.
562
00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:39,934
Are you and Dad
getting divorced?
563
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,304
I want to be home.
564
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,906
It's okay, love.
565
00:22:45,006 --> 00:22:46,307
[Thomas] It's not.
566
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,676
You said he was on
a trip. You lied.
567
00:22:48,777 --> 00:22:50,697
You're not a good mommy
to keep me away from him.
568
00:22:50,812 --> 00:22:52,080
Hey.
569
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,616
Mister, sit yourself
up right now.
570
00:22:54,716 --> 00:22:56,551
You will not say that to Mommy!
571
00:22:56,651 --> 00:22:58,620
You have no idea what
it is to be a mommy!
572
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,489
You can't just say those words
and not have them hurt me.
573
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,334
And you can't say them
thinking they will hurt me
574
00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:04,402
and expect me to just
sit here and take it.
575
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,794
You understand?
576
00:23:05,894 --> 00:23:07,128
I'm sorry, Mommy.
577
00:23:07,228 --> 00:23:09,030
I don't wanna be
mean. I'm just sad.
578
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:10,532
I miss Daddy.
579
00:23:10,632 --> 00:23:12,834
I miss him so much.
580
00:23:20,008 --> 00:23:21,743
[knock at door]
581
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,313
Hey, y'all.
582
00:23:25,413 --> 00:23:27,896
Everything okay?
583
00:23:28,016 --> 00:23:30,885
[somber music]
584
00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:33,521
♪ ♪
585
00:23:50,605 --> 00:23:52,450
[Wild Bill] You did a
good job with this script.
586
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,575
It's all over the place.
587
00:23:53,675 --> 00:23:54,755
[Wild Bill] It's real good.
588
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,811
Can't be great in
the first draft.
589
00:23:56,911 --> 00:23:59,180
Jack left you in charge
'cause he trusts you won't
590
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,882
completely fuck it
up like I might.
591
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,626
[Willie] Don't shit on it
or I'll have to tackle you.
592
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,853
[Wild Bill] That'd
be a bad thing?
593
00:24:05,753 --> 00:24:07,021
Uh no, I gotta focus.
594
00:24:07,121 --> 00:24:09,224
So The Dad ragdolls
Crystal through the table.
595
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:10,558
She'll sell it well. Like it.
596
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:11,993
We just can't book some bullshit
597
00:24:12,093 --> 00:24:13,471
where she gets to
glow-up without getting
598
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,729
her ass kicked sometimes.
599
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,149
Jack and I thought
the same thing.
600
00:24:16,231 --> 00:24:17,398
Keep her down on the farm
601
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,742
so she's got
adversity to overcome.
602
00:24:18,766 --> 00:24:20,502
That's what they're
paying to see.
603
00:24:20,602 --> 00:24:22,379
Narrative wise, when women
conquer a man's world,
604
00:24:22,403 --> 00:24:23,671
men don't exactly roll over.
605
00:24:23,771 --> 00:24:25,540
No, they go back hard.
606
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,076
But that's what she wanted,
right, to win the belt?
607
00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:31,312
Man had the belt, so to win
the belt she had to fight men.
608
00:24:31,412 --> 00:24:32,652
Whether she deserves it or not,
609
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:33,724
she's gotta get her face
pushed in a few times.
610
00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:35,708
What do you mean "whether
she deserves it or not"?
611
00:24:35,783 --> 00:24:37,661
Can't say she deserves to
get her face pushed in.
612
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,387
If you get in a boxing ring,
613
00:24:39,487 --> 00:24:41,856
do you deserve or not
deserve to get punched?
614
00:24:41,956 --> 00:24:43,725
Are we saying
Crystal was unaware
615
00:24:43,825 --> 00:24:46,361
of the pitfalls of her pursuits?
616
00:24:46,461 --> 00:24:47,929
Okay.
617
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,240
So The Dad ragdolls
Crystal through the table.
618
00:24:49,264 --> 00:24:50,899
She's out cold. It's brutal.
619
00:24:50,999 --> 00:24:52,500
But then she stirs.
620
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,644
She needs to sell the
pain to the crowd.
621
00:24:53,668 --> 00:24:55,503
Hit all the "-izes."
622
00:24:55,603 --> 00:24:58,840
Let them empathize and realize
and Crystalize her pain.
623
00:24:58,940 --> 00:24:59,874
Okay.
624
00:24:59,974 --> 00:25:01,910
[phone rings]
625
00:25:02,010 --> 00:25:04,245
Hey. I'm working
on the next card.
626
00:25:04,345 --> 00:25:05,813
Wow, you're working late, huh?
627
00:25:05,914 --> 00:25:07,782
How long you think you'll be?
628
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,384
I don't know. Jack
left me in charge.
629
00:25:09,484 --> 00:25:10,294
I gotta figure it
all out... The card,
630
00:25:10,318 --> 00:25:11,419
the stories, all of it.
631
00:25:11,519 --> 00:25:12,696
Jack's letting you
book matches now?
632
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,056
[Willie] Believe me, I know.
633
00:25:15,156 --> 00:25:17,225
Well, Robin needs
help writing an essay.
634
00:25:17,325 --> 00:25:18,760
I guess you're the helper.
635
00:25:18,860 --> 00:25:20,762
Ted, if it makes
you feel better,
636
00:25:20,862 --> 00:25:22,573
Willie's cooking up probably
one of the best shows
637
00:25:22,597 --> 00:25:23,798
we've ever done.
638
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,366
Hello, Bill.
639
00:25:25,466 --> 00:25:27,435
She's working us all
into overtime, Tedly.
640
00:25:27,535 --> 00:25:30,438
But when the material's
good, you don't mind.
641
00:25:30,538 --> 00:25:32,040
Uh-huh.
642
00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:34,609
Well, I'll let you two go.
643
00:25:34,709 --> 00:25:35,877
- [clicks tongue]
- [beep]
644
00:25:41,115 --> 00:25:43,217
"But then she stirs..."
645
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,088
[knocks on door]
646
00:25:53,294 --> 00:25:55,630
Come home, please.
647
00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:58,433
How the fuck you find me?
648
00:25:58,533 --> 00:26:01,469
"Find my Phone"
app on Mom's phone.
649
00:26:01,569 --> 00:26:03,171
Mom's tracking me?
650
00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,640
You share locations.
651
00:26:07,642 --> 00:26:09,510
You're still in the family plan.
652
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,746
When I die and go to hell,
first thing I'm gonna do
653
00:26:11,846 --> 00:26:14,648
is find Steve Jobs and
beat the fuck outta him.
654
00:26:14,649 --> 00:26:16,150
I hope that's not true.
655
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:18,052
For you or Steve Jobs.
656
00:26:18,152 --> 00:26:21,756
Unless he was... unless he was
mean to his cats or something.
657
00:26:28,162 --> 00:26:29,697
You look kinda banged up.
658
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:32,634
You're looking
kinda "fuck you."
659
00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:35,603
Never again.
660
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:40,408
Just opted out of
Family Sharing.
661
00:26:40,508 --> 00:26:42,076
Now fuck off.
662
00:26:43,111 --> 00:26:46,561
I was hoping that I was gonna
have you at "come home."
663
00:26:46,681 --> 00:26:48,883
Fuck off's just the tip
of the icicle-dick, Jack.
664
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,619
Fuck you with a
massive icicle-dick.
665
00:26:55,757 --> 00:26:57,434
- You should call housekeeping.
- You should fuck off.
666
00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:59,727
With an icicle-dick.
I heard you.
667
00:27:02,864 --> 00:27:04,999
Was the room this trashed
when you checked in?
668
00:27:05,099 --> 00:27:06,768
Nope. Had a bash.
669
00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:08,646
Been meeting some great
people across the U.S. of A.!
670
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,138
Cool.
671
00:27:13,975 --> 00:27:16,277
I got some cash on hand
from our last gate receipts.
672
00:27:16,377 --> 00:27:18,913
Figured that if you're gonna be
gone for good, you'd need it.
673
00:27:19,013 --> 00:27:21,516
Stealing from the
DWL bank now, huh?
674
00:27:21,616 --> 00:27:23,017
It's hard to steal
from what's ours.
675
00:27:23,117 --> 00:27:25,620
Don't say ours. You made
me think it was ours.
676
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,222
It's yours. Dad
bequeathed the DWL to you.
677
00:27:28,322 --> 00:27:30,525
- Because he wanted me cursed.
- Well, cursed my ass.
678
00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:32,036
I seen the buzz
building with Crystal.
679
00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,861
Without me.
680
00:27:33,961 --> 00:27:35,830
DWL's taking off like
you always dreamt.
681
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,650
Yet my brother's in a
Mississippi motel room
682
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,367
and my wife's near left me.
683
00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:41,002
Maybe you should
ask yourself why.
684
00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:42,379
What the fuck do you
think led me here!
685
00:27:42,403 --> 00:27:44,639
Mom's phone.
686
00:27:46,841 --> 00:27:49,711
I'm here, hat in hand,
687
00:27:49,811 --> 00:27:51,345
because I have been
thinking about it.
688
00:27:51,446 --> 00:27:52,613
About how to get sympathy.
689
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,482
About my brother.
690
00:27:54,582 --> 00:27:56,317
About how my actions
691
00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:58,219
have affected you
692
00:27:58,319 --> 00:27:59,921
and Staci and Thomas.
693
00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:02,823
"Dear old brother Ace," blah.
694
00:28:02,824 --> 00:28:07,228
"Wife and son," blah.
695
00:28:07,328 --> 00:28:09,697
Heard it all before, Jack!
696
00:28:09,797 --> 00:28:11,075
This is not going
how I expected.
697
00:28:11,099 --> 00:28:12,767
'Cause you're not scripting it.
698
00:28:12,867 --> 00:28:14,402
I'm not just gonna say
699
00:28:14,502 --> 00:28:15,546
- what you want me to.
- I kno...
700
00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:16,704
I know all that.
701
00:28:16,804 --> 00:28:19,907
I need to say something,
702
00:28:20,007 --> 00:28:22,310
and then I will leave.
703
00:28:26,047 --> 00:28:27,281
May I sit?
704
00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:43,698
[clears throat] When
Bill came to you...
705
00:28:43,798 --> 00:28:45,700
with that big-time
contract offer,
706
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,068
I was stunned.
707
00:28:47,168 --> 00:28:48,770
I wasn't.
708
00:28:50,738 --> 00:28:53,875
Not because I don't
realize how great you are,
709
00:28:53,975 --> 00:28:57,812
but because I'd come to rely
on your talent, your persona.
710
00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:01,315
It was dynamic.
711
00:29:01,415 --> 00:29:03,885
DWL was working.
712
00:29:03,985 --> 00:29:05,686
And I could see our
shared future together.
713
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,089
And then Bill showed up...
714
00:29:08,189 --> 00:29:10,725
with a golden
ticket just for you.
715
00:29:12,927 --> 00:29:15,463
I was not prepared for that.
716
00:29:17,398 --> 00:29:19,580
You were gonna take
your talents elsewhere.
717
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,837
Just like LeBron, motherfucker.
718
00:29:25,106 --> 00:29:27,408
When that happened,
that... that threw me.
719
00:29:29,744 --> 00:29:32,313
I guess it kinda...
720
00:29:32,413 --> 00:29:36,918
I-I... I don't guess.
721
00:29:37,018 --> 00:29:41,189
It knocked me down,
and I was gutted.
722
00:29:44,358 --> 00:29:47,395
Then I was embarrassed
that, uh...
723
00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:50,832
that I wasn't offering up
congratulations to you.
724
00:29:54,468 --> 00:29:57,705
And whether that was
desperation or envy...
725
00:29:57,805 --> 00:30:00,774
- [Ace] Both.
- What I am sure of is that I...
726
00:30:00,775 --> 00:30:03,077
Humiliated me.
727
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,951
I used what I knew
as your brother,
728
00:30:10,051 --> 00:30:14,755
things only a
brother would know...
729
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,757
to push your buttons.
730
00:30:17,758 --> 00:30:20,194
That, you did.
731
00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:25,199
Then instead of owning up to
that, like a decent person...
732
00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:31,472
I told myself it was
for your own good.
733
00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:39,113
Dad killing himself
fucked me up.
734
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,085
More than I care to admit.
735
00:30:46,621 --> 00:30:48,389
More than I thought.
736
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:57,398
I loved him so much.
737
00:30:57,498 --> 00:31:01,269
I hated him so much.
738
00:31:01,369 --> 00:31:04,605
And I glossed over all that
'cause I couldn't change it.
739
00:31:07,755 --> 00:31:09,944
The love, the hate.
740
00:31:10,044 --> 00:31:12,246
The way he was,
the way he wasn't.
741
00:31:14,782 --> 00:31:16,984
The way he went out.
742
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:24,191
You and me are trying to
survive after finding out
743
00:31:24,292 --> 00:31:26,594
that Spade men aren't
supposed to survive.
744
00:31:29,864 --> 00:31:32,166
We're supposed to come home
745
00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:35,736
and blow our heads
off on the back porch
746
00:31:35,836 --> 00:31:38,406
and let our sons clean us up.
747
00:31:38,506 --> 00:31:41,242
My God.
748
00:31:43,511 --> 00:31:45,793
That's... terrible.
749
00:31:45,913 --> 00:31:48,182
Jack, that's...
750
00:31:49,383 --> 00:31:52,153
I am truly sorry
751
00:31:52,253 --> 00:31:54,455
for the way that
I've treated you.
752
00:32:01,028 --> 00:32:03,197
Please come home.
753
00:32:06,534 --> 00:32:09,303
Give me a chance to be
a great brother to you.
754
00:32:09,403 --> 00:32:11,539
[inhales, exhales]
755
00:32:14,709 --> 00:32:16,844
You were never a
bad big brother.
756
00:32:16,944 --> 00:32:18,612
Only lately.
757
00:32:21,649 --> 00:32:24,652
I'm not a good guy who deserves
a great brother anyway.
758
00:32:24,752 --> 00:32:26,887
I'm a shit heap all on my own.
759
00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,323
[Jack] No, you're not.
760
00:32:29,423 --> 00:32:31,058
Then you don't
know me very well.
761
00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,594
I know the heart of you.
762
00:32:36,030 --> 00:32:40,634
Good uncle, teammate, friend.
763
00:32:40,735 --> 00:32:43,904
Jack, I'm not a good guy.
764
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,007
Farthest thing from it.
765
00:32:46,107 --> 00:32:49,143
These people loved you
before I turned you Heel.
766
00:32:51,145 --> 00:32:53,381
Let me help make it right.
767
00:32:57,118 --> 00:33:00,121
Jack, you know what I
realized on this trip?
768
00:33:02,903 --> 00:33:06,627
After several disturbing
769
00:33:06,727 --> 00:33:08,309
interactions...
770
00:33:13,434 --> 00:33:15,736
I'm not good at
making new friends.
771
00:33:17,838 --> 00:33:20,107
I haven't made a
new friend in years.
772
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:21,475
Making friends was never hard
773
00:33:21,575 --> 00:33:23,444
because I was always
part of a team.
774
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:25,713
I had, like, instafriends,
guys I met through sports.
775
00:33:25,813 --> 00:33:28,215
Everyone kind of
had to be my friend.
776
00:33:28,315 --> 00:33:30,451
- That's not true.
- Don't tell me that.
777
00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:32,386
I do bad shit.
778
00:33:32,486 --> 00:33:33,954
I say dumb things.
I do dumb things.
779
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,190
I broke Bobby's leg.
780
00:33:36,290 --> 00:33:38,392
I left the DWL because
no one really likes me.
781
00:33:38,492 --> 00:33:39,994
I'm gone because
any other promotion
782
00:33:40,094 --> 00:33:41,262
would have run me outta town.
783
00:33:41,362 --> 00:33:42,830
We're not any other promotion.
784
00:33:42,930 --> 00:33:44,097
[Ace] But the worst
thing I've done...
785
00:33:44,098 --> 00:33:47,301
the worst thing I've done
786
00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:49,737
is I told you you were
gonna stay in Duffy
787
00:33:49,837 --> 00:33:51,672
and kill yourself like Dad.
788
00:33:56,177 --> 00:33:57,912
It's forgotten.
789
00:33:58,012 --> 00:33:59,814
I'm reminding you.
790
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:01,981
I'm that guy.
791
00:34:01,982 --> 00:34:06,620
I'm the guy who said that.
792
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,389
What kind of guy says
that to his brother?
793
00:34:08,489 --> 00:34:10,057
Me.
794
00:34:10,157 --> 00:34:12,626
It's in the past.
Don't matter.
795
00:34:12,726 --> 00:34:16,097
Everything that came to
me after that statement,
796
00:34:16,197 --> 00:34:17,965
I set in motion.
797
00:34:18,065 --> 00:34:19,332
That's not true.
798
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:21,135
Yes, it is.
799
00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:25,473
And yeah, yeah,
800
00:34:25,573 --> 00:34:29,290
you were kinda dick-ish
about the belt,
801
00:34:29,410 --> 00:34:32,513
but I didn't have to say that.
802
00:34:32,613 --> 00:34:34,949
And yet I did.
803
00:34:35,049 --> 00:34:38,419
And I did it because
I'm a selfish fuck
804
00:34:38,519 --> 00:34:40,721
who was praised his
whole life for sports.
805
00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:43,090
And now that sports are over,
806
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:45,826
I don't know what the fuck
to do when I don't get it.
807
00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:55,136
I'm gonna go out and
get us some food.
808
00:34:58,272 --> 00:35:01,342
I'm not coming home, Jack.
809
00:35:17,591 --> 00:35:20,828
[moody music]
810
00:35:20,928 --> 00:35:23,797
♪ ♪
811
00:35:29,236 --> 00:35:32,139
Lord, please help me.
812
00:35:35,976 --> 00:35:40,381
Please... help me.
813
00:35:44,285 --> 00:35:47,288
I need help, Lord.
814
00:35:54,461 --> 00:35:56,797
You know where
you're going next?
815
00:35:56,897 --> 00:36:01,202
Some wonderful, unknown
place called "Not Duffy."
816
00:36:01,302 --> 00:36:03,537
[Jack chuckles]
817
00:36:03,637 --> 00:36:06,006
I dunno. Due West?
818
00:36:06,106 --> 00:36:08,856
That's what they say, right?
819
00:36:08,976 --> 00:36:11,178
"Go West, young man.
820
00:36:11,278 --> 00:36:13,247
You're not getting younger."
821
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,456
Sometimes I think about Dad...
822
00:36:24,425 --> 00:36:27,428
And if he's happier... dead.
823
00:36:30,998 --> 00:36:32,933
You ever wonder if it's like...
824
00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:36,570
worse? What comes
after this life?
825
00:36:38,472 --> 00:36:40,574
I'm just focused on this life.
826
00:36:44,511 --> 00:36:47,848
I think the thing that
made Dad a sad man
827
00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:51,418
is that...
828
00:36:51,518 --> 00:36:53,821
he wanted something
he never got.
829
00:36:56,023 --> 00:36:59,360
And it made him sad and... mean.
830
00:37:01,895 --> 00:37:04,865
I don't want something
so much like being famous
831
00:37:04,965 --> 00:37:07,968
that I become sad and mean.
832
00:37:11,905 --> 00:37:14,108
The only thing that keeps
me going is not that I think
833
00:37:14,208 --> 00:37:17,478
that this life's gonna
be better, but...
834
00:37:19,713 --> 00:37:22,783
that what comes after
we die might be worse.
835
00:37:25,019 --> 00:37:26,787
I made life hard on you.
836
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,625
I shouldn't have.
837
00:37:35,429 --> 00:37:37,865
I'm really sorry.
838
00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:45,706
Thanks for coming all the
way out here, Jack, really.
839
00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:48,776
If you ever feel bad about
how things went down,
840
00:37:48,876 --> 00:37:51,779
just...[sighs]
841
00:37:51,879 --> 00:37:54,081
let it go.
842
00:37:54,181 --> 00:37:56,850
It's forgiven. For reals.
843
00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:04,058
I care about you so very much.
844
00:38:04,158 --> 00:38:05,492
I see that.
845
00:38:05,592 --> 00:38:07,728
Thanks.
846
00:38:14,868 --> 00:38:16,637
Uh...
847
00:38:20,274 --> 00:38:22,409
Please.
848
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:26,814
For gas money and
the room damage.
849
00:38:41,428 --> 00:38:43,697
[car engine starts]
850
00:38:43,797 --> 00:38:46,700
[emotional music]
851
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,703
♪ ♪
852
00:39:01,662 --> 00:39:03,350
[Crystal] Put me
down you big oaf.
853
00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:06,086
- Come on. Come on. Over!
- [Crystal] Help!
854
00:39:06,186 --> 00:39:07,721
[Diego] Fuck you, Cottonmouth.
855
00:39:07,821 --> 00:39:09,623
- [Crystal] Aah!
- [Diego yelling]
856
00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:10,891
Hey.
857
00:39:10,991 --> 00:39:13,494
Hey, Willie, I've been
working on my reporter voice.
858
00:39:13,594 --> 00:39:15,162
[Willie] Which sucks. Diego.
859
00:39:15,262 --> 00:39:16,542
Tell me why you're
doing the move
860
00:39:16,597 --> 00:39:17,564
I scripted for The Dad.
861
00:39:17,664 --> 00:39:18,832
[Big Jim] I told y'all.
862
00:39:18,932 --> 00:39:20,332
I just thought me
ragdolling Crystal
863
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:21,648
might be more unexpected.
864
00:39:21,769 --> 00:39:23,537
For who, me?
865
00:39:23,637 --> 00:39:25,014
'Cause I was up till 2:00
working on that shit.
866
00:39:25,038 --> 00:39:26,907
I just thought you'd
maybe like this better.
867
00:39:27,007 --> 00:39:28,975
- It's totally my fault.
- It's not totally your fault.
868
00:39:28,976 --> 00:39:31,020
The fault is all of yours
for not doing what I wrote.
869
00:39:31,044 --> 00:39:33,380
Would you do this to Jack?
Huh? I don't think so.
870
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,082
[Debbie] Hey, y'all
gotta watch this.
871
00:39:35,182 --> 00:39:36,450
[Willie] No, Debbie. Not now.
872
00:39:36,550 --> 00:39:39,086
Willie, I mean it.
873
00:39:39,186 --> 00:39:40,897
[reporter] If you're just
joining us, shocking video
874
00:39:40,921 --> 00:39:43,357
has surfaced of NFL
linebacker Chris DeLeo
875
00:39:43,457 --> 00:39:44,458
assaulting his wife.
876
00:39:44,558 --> 00:39:46,827
[baby crying]
877
00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:51,331
- [woman screams]
- [Chris] Go [bleep, bleep].
878
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:52,999
[yelling, crashing]
879
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,878
[reporter] The football
star ragdolling his wife
880
00:39:54,902 --> 00:39:56,537
follows a disturbing
trend of athletes
881
00:39:56,637 --> 00:39:58,305
and domestic violence,
882
00:39:58,405 --> 00:40:01,541
including all-star
shortstop Joe Kwitkowski
883
00:40:01,542 --> 00:40:03,710
caught punching his girlfriend
at a Las Vegas casino.
884
00:40:03,811 --> 00:40:05,546
White House Press
Secretary Millicent Burgin
885
00:40:05,646 --> 00:40:07,815
had this comment moments ago.
886
00:40:07,915 --> 00:40:09,983
[Millicent] The President
condemns the current wave
887
00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:12,152
of violence as
highlighted by the rash
888
00:40:12,252 --> 00:40:15,289
of pro athletes caught on
camera pummeling women.
889
00:40:15,389 --> 00:40:16,889
This Saturday, he
and the First Lady
890
00:40:16,890 --> 00:40:19,960
will lead a call-to-action
march on the National Mall
891
00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:22,696
in an effort to wipe out
this national scourge.
892
00:40:22,796 --> 00:40:24,040
[news reporter]
Informal protests
893
00:40:24,064 --> 00:40:25,608
have begun to form
outside the headquarters
894
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,235
of the NFL and MLB.
895
00:40:28,335 --> 00:40:32,973
When we come back, red wine,
superfood or super poison?
896
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:36,276
Wow.
897
00:40:36,376 --> 00:40:39,513
Y'all take the rest of the day.
898
00:40:39,613 --> 00:40:41,048
Turn that shit off.
899
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,822
[Wild Bill] And then I
shit-stamped his face.
900
00:40:48,922 --> 00:40:51,291
Oh, they fuckin'
with you, Charlie,
901
00:40:51,391 --> 00:40:53,794
and they fuckin'
with your business.
902
00:40:53,894 --> 00:40:57,164
- Wild Bill has a lotta fans.
- [Wild Bill] Boom!
903
00:40:57,264 --> 00:40:59,480
Yeah, they're
having a nice laugh.
904
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,068
They think they're funny, guys.
905
00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:03,250
- Yeah, I can be funny.
- Very.
906
00:41:03,370 --> 00:41:05,839
I can be funny, too.
907
00:41:05,939 --> 00:41:08,775
[heavy music]
908
00:41:08,876 --> 00:41:10,544
♪ ♪
909
00:41:10,644 --> 00:41:13,427
[Crystal] "Winning
this title is by far
910
00:41:13,547 --> 00:41:16,416
the greatest moment in my life.
911
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,919
A life that hasn't
been too full of 'em.
912
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:23,590
When I won that strap, I
was on top of the world
913
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,192
and y'all helped put me there.
914
00:41:25,292 --> 00:41:29,443
[Bobby mimics crowd cheering]
915
00:41:29,563 --> 00:41:32,032
- Hey, you.
- [chuckles] Hey.
916
00:41:32,132 --> 00:41:33,877
We're supposed to take
the rest of the day off.
917
00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:36,003
I was just thinking
about how things might go
918
00:41:36,103 --> 00:41:38,205
when Willie and Jack talk.
919
00:41:38,305 --> 00:41:40,250
Just wanted to walk through
some stuff I was thinking.
920
00:41:40,274 --> 00:41:41,575
[Bobby] Makes sense.
921
00:41:41,675 --> 00:41:43,524
You think they're gonna,
you know, maybe...
922
00:41:43,644 --> 00:41:44,878
- Change things up?
- Yeah.
923
00:41:44,978 --> 00:41:46,880
Yeah. I...
924
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:48,381
I get why.
925
00:41:48,382 --> 00:41:50,126
Yeah, it's like, you
know, when a big tornado
926
00:41:50,150 --> 00:41:51,518
devastates a town.
927
00:41:51,618 --> 00:41:53,287
No one wants to watch
a tornado movie.
928
00:41:53,387 --> 00:41:54,720
Hmm. Yeah.
929
00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:55,989
I just...
930
00:41:56,089 --> 00:41:57,691
I just want to wrestle.
931
00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,903
I can't tell people what
things can mean or should mean
932
00:41:59,927 --> 00:42:02,195
or how whatever they're
watching means what it means.
933
00:42:05,866 --> 00:42:07,301
You wanna get something to eat?
934
00:42:07,401 --> 00:42:09,736
Yeah. Sure.
935
00:42:09,836 --> 00:42:10,804
Cool.
936
00:42:12,039 --> 00:42:13,954
Crystal, I gotta
ask you something.
937
00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:17,182
Yes, I was afraid Diego
was gonna drop me.
938
00:42:17,277 --> 00:42:19,680
- [giggles]
- [Bobby] No.
939
00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:22,783
Uh, did it mean anything when
you kissed me at the fair?
940
00:42:25,152 --> 00:42:27,120
Saying good night?
941
00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:29,723
I thought I felt certain, uh,
942
00:42:29,823 --> 00:42:32,459
a certain something extra.
943
00:42:32,559 --> 00:42:35,329
Tch. Uh...
944
00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:38,378
Not really.
945
00:42:38,512 --> 00:42:40,467
No.
946
00:42:40,567 --> 00:42:44,638
Okay then. Yeah, it's, uh,
947
00:42:44,738 --> 00:42:46,273
Sorry to have asked.
948
00:42:46,373 --> 00:42:48,609
I guess you can't really
help it if you're naturally
949
00:42:48,709 --> 00:42:50,143
really good at it.
950
00:42:50,243 --> 00:42:54,982
When it means something...
this is how I kiss.
951
00:43:04,825 --> 00:43:06,360
Any other questions?
952
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:08,862
- Nope.
- Good.
953
00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:12,079
Now if you don't
mind, after dinner,
954
00:43:12,179 --> 00:43:14,968
we should probably just
go to our neutral corners.
955
00:43:15,068 --> 00:43:16,336
Cool down.
956
00:43:16,436 --> 00:43:17,437
Focus.
957
00:43:17,537 --> 00:43:19,673
Sure. Yeah.
958
00:43:21,341 --> 00:43:23,152
I'm just gonna kiss you one
more time first, though.
959
00:43:23,176 --> 00:43:24,911
Sounds good to me.
960
00:43:25,012 --> 00:43:28,081
[light music]
961
00:43:28,181 --> 00:43:30,864
♪ ♪
962
00:43:36,723 --> 00:43:40,293
- [footsteps approaching]
- [door opens]
963
00:43:40,394 --> 00:43:41,361
Hey.
964
00:43:42,963 --> 00:43:44,031
Found him.
965
00:43:44,865 --> 00:43:46,913
He's not coming back.
966
00:43:47,034 --> 00:43:49,269
Sorry, Jack.
967
00:43:49,369 --> 00:43:50,937
He's going West.
968
00:43:51,038 --> 00:43:54,373
Where, not sure.
969
00:43:54,374 --> 00:43:55,642
Wow.
970
00:43:56,076 --> 00:43:57,344
Yeah.
971
00:43:59,646 --> 00:44:00,881
Yep.
972
00:44:01,148 --> 00:44:03,083
How's things here?
973
00:44:05,298 --> 00:44:06,787
You haven't seen the news?
974
00:44:06,887 --> 00:44:09,423
I've been calling you,
texting you, nothing.
975
00:44:09,523 --> 00:44:11,692
- Uh-uh.
- Okay.
976
00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:15,429
All right, well, we
need a women's division.
977
00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:17,397
It's time.
978
00:44:17,497 --> 00:44:18,932
Okay.
979
00:44:19,032 --> 00:44:20,701
Okay. So here, here's
what I think we do.
980
00:44:20,801 --> 00:44:22,145
I think we bring in some
stringers for a while.
981
00:44:22,169 --> 00:44:24,004
Women, you know, we
can't have Crystal
982
00:44:24,104 --> 00:44:26,239
getting beat on each week
by every man on our roster.
983
00:44:26,339 --> 00:44:28,474
And vice versa, she can't
run through everyone.
984
00:44:28,475 --> 00:44:30,620
It's a nice little story,
we've pulled it off this far.
985
00:44:30,644 --> 00:44:33,346
But it's not sustainable
for business.
986
00:44:35,582 --> 00:44:38,952
You all right?
987
00:44:39,052 --> 00:44:42,556
Look, there's a reason your
dad didn't want Ace doing this.
988
00:44:42,656 --> 00:44:45,258
He didn't think he
was built for it.
989
00:44:45,358 --> 00:44:47,294
He did think it was for you.
990
00:44:49,296 --> 00:44:51,007
Last couple days have
been good for me though.
991
00:44:51,031 --> 00:44:52,599
You know, I think I really found
992
00:44:52,699 --> 00:44:54,339
some story areas that
we can write toward,
993
00:44:54,434 --> 00:44:56,603
that we can keep exploring.
994
00:44:56,703 --> 00:44:58,972
I'm excited about
where we can go.
995
00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:01,655
Just sorry we had to
pivot a bit with Crystal.
996
00:45:01,775 --> 00:45:04,444
She's really something, Jack.
997
00:45:04,544 --> 00:45:05,979
I don't want to
talk about Crystal.
998
00:45:08,014 --> 00:45:11,251
I'm...
999
00:45:11,351 --> 00:45:13,386
rethinking everything.
1000
00:45:17,624 --> 00:45:19,392
Understood.
1001
00:45:21,495 --> 00:45:23,230
See you later.
1002
00:45:23,330 --> 00:45:27,367
[rapid footsteps]
1003
00:45:27,467 --> 00:45:28,835
[door slams]
1004
00:45:31,338 --> 00:45:36,109
[clattering]
1005
00:45:52,859 --> 00:45:55,929
How in the hell did
you get in here?!
1006
00:45:56,029 --> 00:45:57,764
[Rooster] Still got my key.
1007
00:45:57,864 --> 00:45:59,900
You should really
get a keypad, Jack.
1008
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,811
[Gully] We had trouble working
the spotlight at first.
1009
00:46:01,835 --> 00:46:03,703
But luckily my cousin
Paul spent a summer
1010
00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:05,205
touring with Billy Squire.
1011
00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:06,873
What was Squire's
hit song again, Paul?
1012
00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:09,409
- "Stroking"?
- "Stroke Me!"
1013
00:46:09,509 --> 00:46:11,578
Get off my property. Now.
1014
00:46:11,678 --> 00:46:12,979
[snaps]
1015
00:46:14,781 --> 00:46:16,082
Turnabout's fair play, Jack.
1016
00:46:16,183 --> 00:46:18,185
You came on my property,
now I'm on yours.
1017
00:46:18,285 --> 00:46:19,953
I thought about
sticking one of those
1018
00:46:20,053 --> 00:46:21,731
big red bows they put
on new cars on myself,
1019
00:46:21,755 --> 00:46:23,890
but that seemed like overkill.
1020
00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:26,893
Big boy, I'm here to give props.
1021
00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:28,671
I thought you'd painted
yourself into a corner
1022
00:46:28,695 --> 00:46:30,096
at the State Fair.
1023
00:46:30,197 --> 00:46:31,707
But uh, you booked your
way right out of that.
1024
00:46:31,731 --> 00:46:34,768
I mean, Crystal.
Wow, my hat is off.
1025
00:46:34,868 --> 00:46:36,369
- Literally.
- Very nice of you
1026
00:46:36,469 --> 00:46:38,438
to drive all this way
just to put me over.
1027
00:46:38,538 --> 00:46:40,774
I want both of us to get
over. I got a big heart.
1028
00:46:40,874 --> 00:46:44,010
It's time we did
a cross-promotion.
1029
00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:47,581
Your guys against my guys,
one ring, red rover red rover.
1030
00:46:47,681 --> 00:46:49,349
People go nuts. We get rich.
1031
00:46:49,449 --> 00:46:50,984
No, thank you.
1032
00:46:51,084 --> 00:46:52,686
Leave your key on the way out.
1033
00:46:52,786 --> 00:46:54,931
[Gully] A smart man, a man
with dreams and obligations,
1034
00:46:54,955 --> 00:46:57,591
stops walking for a
second and hears me out.
1035
00:46:57,691 --> 00:46:59,359
Would that get you
on your way faster?
1036
00:46:59,459 --> 00:47:00,727
Think about it.
1037
00:47:00,827 --> 00:47:02,829
I got your expat Rooster
here on my payroll.
1038
00:47:02,929 --> 00:47:05,298
You decided to fuck with me
and punch me three times.
1039
00:47:05,398 --> 00:47:08,835
That crime is the most viewed
video on Dystopia's Instagram.
1040
00:47:08,935 --> 00:47:11,238
Bill and his big
hairy fuck buddy Diego
1041
00:47:11,338 --> 00:47:13,807
started talking shit about me
on their brand new podcast.
1042
00:47:13,907 --> 00:47:15,709
Now I wanna beat
their brains in.
1043
00:47:15,809 --> 00:47:17,410
All of this is
"free story," Jack,
1044
00:47:17,510 --> 00:47:20,780
the most precious
commodity in our business.
1045
00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:24,217
Jack, you know I was the
best on the DWL roster,
1046
00:47:24,317 --> 00:47:27,687
and you can get
all of this back.
1047
00:47:27,787 --> 00:47:30,156
At least for a couple of cards.
1048
00:47:30,257 --> 00:47:32,259
- Fuck you, Deandre.
- Ha ha ha.
1049
00:47:32,359 --> 00:47:33,627
Fuck you, Jack.
1050
00:47:33,727 --> 00:47:34,871
You fucking with my money when
1051
00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:36,396
you fucking with Dystopia.
1052
00:47:36,496 --> 00:47:38,732
Oh, listen, all of you
were fucking with me.
1053
00:47:38,832 --> 00:47:40,867
I went down to Florida
to get my brother.
1054
00:47:40,967 --> 00:47:43,236
Come clean, Charlie.
You were poaching Ace.
1055
00:47:43,336 --> 00:47:45,305
Poaching Ace just like
you poached Rooster.
1056
00:47:45,405 --> 00:47:48,108
Don't use the poach on me
like I'm some fucking animal.
1057
00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:50,043
Or an egg.
1058
00:47:50,143 --> 00:47:52,078
Look, Jack, I just offered
a couple guys a job.
1059
00:47:52,178 --> 00:47:53,513
Okay?
1060
00:47:53,613 --> 00:47:55,448
Everyone is very tense
with being fucked with.
1061
00:47:55,548 --> 00:47:58,018
But here's the thing, we live
in an extraordinary time.
1062
00:47:58,118 --> 00:48:00,420
The meaning of "fuck
with" has changed.
1063
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,056
The meaning of "fuck
with" has evolved.
1064
00:48:03,156 --> 00:48:04,891
How's it go again Rooster?
1065
00:48:04,991 --> 00:48:07,761
If I "fuck with" somebody,
it used to be bad.
1066
00:48:07,861 --> 00:48:09,162
Now it can be good.
1067
00:48:09,262 --> 00:48:13,033
So, if "I fucks with
you," then we good.
1068
00:48:13,133 --> 00:48:16,536
So I wanna take
the old definition,
1069
00:48:16,636 --> 00:48:19,039
"You fucked with me,"
bad, and turn it into,
1070
00:48:19,139 --> 00:48:20,774
"I fucks with you," good.
1071
00:48:20,874 --> 00:48:22,609
Am I getting it right, Rooster?
1072
00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:24,044
Oh, you're a quick
learner, Gully.
1073
00:48:24,144 --> 00:48:25,712
Yeah, well, young
people keep me young.
1074
00:48:25,812 --> 00:48:28,014
Jack, there's money
lying on the floor.
1075
00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:31,284
And all we gotta do is
bend over and pick it up.
1076
00:48:31,384 --> 00:48:32,752
Not interested.
1077
00:48:32,852 --> 00:48:34,754
Jack, I'm here with
an olive branch.
1078
00:48:34,854 --> 00:48:36,756
Shove it up your ass.
1079
00:48:36,856 --> 00:48:38,959
That's not a nice thing to say.
1080
00:48:39,059 --> 00:48:42,562
That's not a nice thing to
do with an olive branch.
1081
00:48:42,662 --> 00:48:45,198
When someone presents you
with a peace offering,
1082
00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:47,400
especially a potentially
lucrative one,
1083
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:49,060
you should treat it
with some affection,
1084
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:53,206
not tell a guy to
jam it up his bum.
1085
00:48:53,306 --> 00:48:56,076
Would you take my olive
branch out of my bum, Jack?
1086
00:48:56,176 --> 00:48:58,745
That way we can have peace,
profit, and by the way,
1087
00:48:58,845 --> 00:48:59,813
we can have olives.
1088
00:48:59,913 --> 00:49:00,823
You like olives, Rooster?
1089
00:49:00,847 --> 00:49:01,982
Yes.
1090
00:49:02,082 --> 00:49:03,850
Jack don't. Ha ha.
1091
00:49:03,950 --> 00:49:06,619
So maybe we should just
go on ahead and go home.
1092
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,654
That's a great idea.
1093
00:49:07,754 --> 00:49:09,222
Get the fuck on your way.
1094
00:49:09,322 --> 00:49:10,882
Okay, Jack, I guess
the time for smokin'
1095
00:49:10,924 --> 00:49:12,926
the peace pipe is
over. [whistles]
1096
00:49:13,026 --> 00:49:14,961
What in the hell is happening?
1097
00:49:15,061 --> 00:49:16,763
How many people you
got hiding around here?
1098
00:49:16,863 --> 00:49:20,700
Jack, this fireplug of a man
is my attorney Sam Burphy.
1099
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,869
He practices in
Florida and Georgia,
1100
00:49:22,969 --> 00:49:25,238
but he especially enjoys
Georgia because he says
1101
00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:27,040
it's like fish in
a barrel up here.
1102
00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:28,707
Sick 'em, Counselor.
1103
00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:30,443
This is personal
injury litigation
1104
00:49:30,543 --> 00:49:32,321
pursuant to you trespassing
onto petitioner's property
1105
00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:33,813
and punching
petitioner in the face.
1106
00:49:33,913 --> 00:49:34,991
Yeah. You can't do that, Jack.
1107
00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:36,092
That's assault and battery.
1108
00:49:36,116 --> 00:49:37,384
And that's against the law.
1109
00:49:37,484 --> 00:49:38,818
My body is my body.
1110
00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:40,286
I have a right to its safety.
1111
00:49:40,387 --> 00:49:41,621
You violated it.
1112
00:49:41,721 --> 00:49:43,332
I lost a crown, I lost
the feeling in my jaw,
1113
00:49:43,356 --> 00:49:44,958
and I also lost about $3 million
1114
00:49:45,058 --> 00:49:46,926
worth of personal credibility.
1115
00:49:47,027 --> 00:49:48,728
[Sam] You've been served.
1116
00:49:48,828 --> 00:49:50,897
- I'm so good at that.
- Mm-hmm.
1117
00:49:50,997 --> 00:49:55,368
[Rooster] Ah-ah-ah,
Jack. Paul's recording.
1118
00:49:55,468 --> 00:49:57,871
Also, an officer of the
court is present, me.
1119
00:49:57,971 --> 00:50:00,106
So one punch under
these circumstances
1120
00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:01,486
will secure petitioner's victory
1121
00:50:01,574 --> 00:50:03,743
and bring on a
second lawsuit, which
1122
00:50:03,843 --> 00:50:05,111
petitioner will also win.
1123
00:50:06,279 --> 00:50:08,039
Let me stick my chin
out there for you, Jack.
1124
00:50:08,114 --> 00:50:11,718
Go ahead. No?
1125
00:50:11,818 --> 00:50:14,988
All right, slugger, very good.
1126
00:50:15,088 --> 00:50:18,224
You seem to fancy yourself
a master storyteller.
1127
00:50:18,324 --> 00:50:19,726
Well, tell me a
story about a man
1128
00:50:19,826 --> 00:50:21,826
who thinks he can punch
people without consequence.
1129
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:26,466
That story is not this story.
1130
00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:29,035
But in the spirit of
burying the hatchet,
1131
00:50:29,135 --> 00:50:32,072
you get to decide what
the consequence will be.
1132
00:50:32,172 --> 00:50:34,274
You help me restore
my honor in the ring
1133
00:50:34,374 --> 00:50:37,910
with a cross-promotion
between the DWL and Dystopia
1134
00:50:37,911 --> 00:50:40,613
or I hit you back and
take everything you got.
1135
00:50:44,951 --> 00:50:47,120
It is not for me to ask you
1136
00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:49,255
why the consequences
of punching me
1137
00:50:49,355 --> 00:50:50,990
never occurred to you.
1138
00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:53,293
Maybe they did, and
you dismissed them.
1139
00:50:53,393 --> 00:50:55,428
Not smart.
1140
00:50:55,528 --> 00:50:59,199
So you decide if you wanna
take the olive branch
1141
00:50:59,299 --> 00:51:02,402
out of my bum and work together
1142
00:51:02,502 --> 00:51:06,206
or if you wanna watch me take
every goddamn dollar you make
1143
00:51:06,306 --> 00:51:08,341
for the rest of
your goddamn life.
1144
00:51:12,011 --> 00:51:14,581
I look forward to
hearing from you.
1145
00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:18,518
All right, everybody,
back on the bus.
1146
00:51:18,618 --> 00:51:21,554
[dark music]
1147
00:51:21,654 --> 00:51:24,524
♪ ♪
1148
00:51:36,870 --> 00:51:39,105
Can't believe you found me.
1149
00:51:39,205 --> 00:51:41,508
I care about you.
1150
00:51:41,608 --> 00:51:43,409
We shared a lot.
1151
00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,552
How's that? Tender?
1152
00:51:52,652 --> 00:51:54,187
[Ace] Yeah, a little.
1153
00:51:54,287 --> 00:51:56,789
[breathing heavily]
1154
00:51:56,890 --> 00:51:58,558
Thought about you today.
1155
00:52:00,894 --> 00:52:02,128
You look different.
1156
00:52:03,696 --> 00:52:04,964
How so?
1157
00:52:05,064 --> 00:52:06,833
You didn't have any clothes on.
1158
00:52:09,035 --> 00:52:10,904
- [crack]
- Aah!
1159
00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:12,839
That's for Bobby, motherfucker!
1160
00:52:12,939 --> 00:52:13,987
Payback time!
1161
00:52:14,107 --> 00:52:15,141
Get him!
1162
00:52:15,241 --> 00:52:16,376
[Ace screaming]
1163
00:52:16,476 --> 00:52:17,810
What the fuck are you doing?!
1164
00:52:17,911 --> 00:52:19,445
Fucking you up!
1165
00:52:19,546 --> 00:52:20,914
[Tom mumbling]
1166
00:52:21,014 --> 00:52:22,582
Dad?
1167
00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:24,083
[Tom mumbling]
1168
00:52:24,184 --> 00:52:25,518
Say again, Mr. Spade?
1169
00:52:25,618 --> 00:52:26,685
[Tom mumbling]
1170
00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:30,056
Oh, he said, "Hold
it together, Ace!"
1171
00:52:30,156 --> 00:52:31,756
I named you Ace because
you're aces, Ace.
1172
00:52:31,824 --> 00:52:34,627
Number one! I warned you
don't give up the fight!
1173
00:52:34,727 --> 00:52:36,796
Compete! Compete!
1174
00:52:36,896 --> 00:52:37,797
[echoing] Compete!
1175
00:52:37,897 --> 00:52:41,701
[panting]
1176
00:52:49,209 --> 00:52:53,146
Oh, shit.
1177
00:53:01,521 --> 00:53:05,325
It's so sexist that we
can't have male wrestlers
1178
00:53:05,425 --> 00:53:07,627
beating on female
wrestlers because people
1179
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,996
get upset when they see
real men beat real women.
1180
00:53:10,096 --> 00:53:11,477
I mean, okay, fine.
1181
00:53:11,578 --> 00:53:14,667
But how come they
can't separate the two?
1182
00:53:14,767 --> 00:53:19,005
I, me, the Debs, know Crystal
getting punched in the face
1183
00:53:19,105 --> 00:53:20,840
is pretend, for
my entertainment,
1184
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:24,110
just like when it happens
to Jack or Diego or Bill.
1185
00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:26,145
I said this exact
thing to Bobby.
1186
00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:28,414
Why can't people find
it cool that a man
1187
00:53:28,514 --> 00:53:31,216
twice the size of Crystal is
launching her across the room?
1188
00:53:31,217 --> 00:53:34,254
She's a character.
She's not dead, okay?
1189
00:53:34,354 --> 00:53:36,656
She has the belt. We're
gonna make sure she wins.
1190
00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:40,092
We just don't want it to look
implausible every second.
1191
00:53:40,093 --> 00:53:41,827
She needs something
to fight against.
1192
00:53:41,828 --> 00:53:45,097
You show me a woman who doesn't
have to fight against men.
1193
00:53:45,098 --> 00:53:47,834
You can't. [whispering]
It's so sexist!
1194
00:53:47,934 --> 00:53:51,117
And the heck with the women
who can't handle watching it.
1195
00:53:51,237 --> 00:53:55,608
I'm so sick of estrogen
and fragile female egos.
1196
00:54:00,179 --> 00:54:02,348
Not sure it's
fragility or estrogen.
1197
00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:03,883
It might just be
people not wanting
1198
00:54:03,983 --> 00:54:05,094
to be thinking about
bad stuff while they're
1199
00:54:05,118 --> 00:54:06,452
being entertained.
1200
00:54:06,552 --> 00:54:08,488
That might be it too.
1201
00:54:08,588 --> 00:54:10,523
- [both laughing]
- What do I know?
1202
00:55:03,376 --> 00:55:05,678
Is it too late to say sorry?
1203
00:55:09,382 --> 00:55:13,486
I'm sorry I put the DWL first.
1204
00:55:13,586 --> 00:55:16,456
And I'm sorry that I
haven't been the best me.
1205
00:55:16,556 --> 00:55:19,826
I'm sorry I kept
your son from you.
1206
00:55:19,926 --> 00:55:23,162
I'm sorry.
1207
00:55:23,262 --> 00:55:26,833
I'm... I'm sorry too.
1208
00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:29,969
I love you so much.
1209
00:55:30,069 --> 00:55:33,039
I love you.
1210
00:55:33,139 --> 00:55:35,007
He missed you.
1211
00:55:43,816 --> 00:55:46,786
[moody music]
1212
00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:49,756
♪ ♪
1213
00:56:02,602 --> 00:56:04,837
- Want Mama's bacon?
- Yes, please.
1214
00:56:04,937 --> 00:56:05,905
Thank you very much.
1215
00:56:08,141 --> 00:56:10,510
[knock on door]
1216
00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:31,898
Uh, Mom doesn't want me home.
1217
00:56:31,998 --> 00:56:33,933
Can I stay here?
1218
00:56:34,033 --> 00:56:36,235
[Thomas] Uncle Ace!
1219
00:56:36,335 --> 00:56:37,470
Of course.
1220
00:56:38,971 --> 00:56:40,173
[Thomas] I missed you.
1221
00:56:40,273 --> 00:56:42,241
Hey, dude.
1222
00:56:42,341 --> 00:56:45,878
[soft music]
1223
00:56:45,978 --> 00:56:48,781
♪ ♪
1223
00:56:49,305 --> 00:57:49,374
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