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The boat's out at sea with the
laundry, and they can't get to shore.

Their little runner
boat broke or something.

- He wants us to buy a boat?
- Buy them whatever they ask for.

The last thing you need is someone
finding a bunch of dead Chinese

and a half a ton of laundry
floating off the coast, yeah?

Then why don't you tell him
he looks like an amateur?

We even
bought him a new boat.

- The ad said it'd been checked over.
- Yeah. Me mate, Dodge.

Cai and I will collect the
goods and deliver it as promised.

We were hoping to launch it
off the beach at 90 Mile.

That's dangerous. You're
gonna need more than a tractor;

you're gonna need someone that knows
that place backwards. Ed's your guy.

- Why are you going out?
- Well, you see, our brother died.

We've got his ashes that we
want to scatter out west.

It shouldn't be an issue, mate. Make it
about 11am. The tide should be higher then.

- Is that real?
- Cai loves his blowtorch.

Just keep your head down.

Do your job, and the riches
will be yours. You know.

Stevie. I really gotta
use the toilet. I'm busting, bruh.

Bro. Not now.

Come on, man.

Go in the camper van, Louie.

Just a few more hours.

Hello?

They're here.

- Gidday, Ed.
- Hey, good to see you again, Stevie.

- This is, uh, Louie.
- - Hi.

Oh, yeah. I remember you
— From the garage, right?

Gas. Generator.

Well, it looks like you're
the guy that we need.

Yeah. So, look, I was thinking
we head down to Shipwrecks Bay.

That's the easiest place to launch the
boat. It's just down the end there.

- Yeah, the name sounds promising.
- Uh, whatever you think's best.

- This is my wife, Heather.
- Gidday.

Stevie. Louie.

- Hey.
- Gidday.

How do you get
their coat so shiny?

Vegetables.

- Huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, leftover veges from the chow chow I make.

I just feed it to the dogs.

- Chow chow?
- Yeah, yeah. It's a type of pickle. Chinese, I think.

What say you bring the ute down? We might need
some tools. I'll follow you down on the tractor.

Stevie, bruh! Uh...

Bro, I got the camper van stuck
trying to get it on to the beach.

- Uh, this is Gravel.
- Yeah, gidday, mate. - Gidday.

What's good?

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So, how come you
brought this down to the beach?

Um, you know, cos the water's over there,
and our boat, you can just launch it from here.

- And who's that guy?
- That's Mack.

You know, he's really affected by death. You know,
he's just updating the brother on the dox's departure.

Hey, um, your dogs are
Golden Retrievers, eh?

Yeah. Yeah, I love 'em.

Yeah, my neighbour used to have one.
They're real beautiful dogs. Real calm.

I wanted one, but my mum always
said they were too expensive.

Yeah. Yeah, they can be.

How much?

4000.

- What? For a dog?
- Mm-hm.

Cai would like to know how long?

Tell him to hold his horses
and don't be so impatient.

Make him a Milo and have some
biscuits and relax, yeah?

Who are those guys?

Uh, yeah, that's Sam and Cai.
Real close with the brother.

- You all good?
- Yeah, we're good.

Far. Should
you drive down there?

We just got stuck.
- She just went.

We don't wanna seem like we
don't know what we're doing.

Go slow, though, yeah?

Do you know there's a
couple of Asian blokes in the camper?

What? Chinese?

Yeah. Think so.

Sam and...

some other guy.

He's done this before, right?

Why else would he be out here?

In and out in a few hours.
It'll all be over soon.

Come on.

She'll do the job.

- But she's all good to go, right?
- Yeah. Uh, all checked by the guy we got it from.

- Hey, Ed, there's no bung.
- Bung?

Yeah. They're the things that you
put in the boat to stop it sinking.

Right. Uh, bungs.

Um, I'm sure they're
here somewhere.

Ah, here it is.

Bung.

So, who did you say you got
to check your boat over?

Uh, Do... Do...

- Dodge.
- Dodge, ugh!

I wouldn't trust him
to shine my hubcaps.

- Gee, this engine looks like it's on its last legs.
- Really?

Uh, can't we just take it out the
once and then, uh, get it back in?

Yeah, I suppose,

but I wouldn't guarantee it.

- It's up to you.
- Uh, right.

We'd just really like to get
those ashes out today, you know?

Yeah, I totally get
it, mate. Pay your respects.

Look, I'll see what I can do.

He's just really
excited to get out on the water.

That's the spirit. You heard
the man. Let's get it done.

So, uh...

So, where are you from?
- Oh, uh, Brisbane.

Like, I spend time
here in NZ working...

- Mm-hm.
- but my girlfriend and kid are back home.

- Ah.
- Yeah.

Our boy Louie's got another one on
the way. Can't keep it in his pants.

- So, how old's your first one?
- He's 3.

- Aw.
- Yeah.

There's no oil.

You guys got any?
- Uh, no.

Do we?

Uh, I can run to the
store, pick some up.

Sure. Um, just one moment.

Here. Thank you.

- Louie, go help the lady.
- No, no, I'm good.

Go with her.

Go.

- Get me something to eat.
- Sausage roll? - Yeah.

- Whatever they got.
- Yeah!

Huh?!

- So, is he your brother?
- My brother?

Yeah, you know,
the one who died?

Oh, yeah, my brother.

But he was a toko to all of us.

Toko?

Toko means brother in Tongan. Yeah, he
was like a brother to all of us Tongans.

Mm-hm.

God, it's so hard losing
someone so close, eh?

Yeah, yeah, it is.

In this life...
sometimes you lose people.

- So, do you miss your kid?
- Yeah, every day.

I wish I didn't have
to be here, you know?

It's just so hard to get a job.
And then once you're in, you're in.

You know?

Why do you think I
make so much chow chow?

I won't be
sec. Don't come in.

If Tina sees you, she'll ask you 20 questions, and
you'll never get away to farewell your brother.

OK.

- Hey, hey.
- So, he got it done. Snip, snip!

Oh, good old
Michael. How'd it go?

Oh, well, the way he's carrying on, you
would have thought he was the first.

Really?

This morning, I heard a scream, so
I rushed down the hallway to see who died.

There he is, naked, looking
at his balls, saying,

'They're black! Nobody said
they were gonna go black.'

- So what did you do?
- I got him a bag of frozen peas,

and I said to him he
should count himself lucky.

You know, every month, we
shed a part of our uterus.

He only has to worry about
a few days of black balls.

Then I came to work.

- Why are you buying the oil?
- Oh, we're helping some townies launch a boat down at Shippies,

and they didn't have any.

Oh. Townies. Oh, well, good luck.

- Frozen peas for dinner?
- Oh, Michael's cooking, so probably.

I'll see you at aerobics.
- Yeah, see you there.

It's all go. Should
land late tonight.

Are you sure this time?

Shit. You two text
more than lovers.

Just keeping on top of it.

Here it is.

Then he does an emoji of,
like, a wave, boat and cash.

Once it's on the beach, our
syndicate pays 50 million to Tse,

then it's our responsibility.
You understand?

You guys, no excuses, right?

They're a lock. Laundry lands. Tall
guy drives the Chinese guys back.

Bury one half. The other half the
rest of them load into the camper,

stay at a safe house and then
drive it back down tomorrow.

Good job, Thugga.

When it comes through,
you should treat yourself.

When this boat was new, it
would have been a pretty good rig.

Yeah. Still a nice boat.

- So, look, we'll get the oil in. We should be good to go.
- OK.

So, whose brother was he?

He was my brother, um...

But, you know, he was— he was
like a brother to all us boys.

Yeah. It's always
tough to lose someone close.

Ka aroha, brothers.

And
here's your change.

Uh, don't worry about it. You
keep it. It's not an issue.

No, no, it's yours.

Seriously, you keep it —
You know, for all your help.

OK. We're good to go!

Um, we've just gotta get the
urn. Gravel, would you mind if...

Which one?

No toko of mine would be
caught in that love heart shit.

Easy, brah!

I've prepared a small speech.

Dear God and power...

please take our
brother into the sky.

Let him live there
forever with you...

by your side...

until we see him again soon.

But hopefully not too soon.

Louie.

Goodbye.

Forever.

Tokos for life!

And now death.

You made everything
bright and light.

Shine on, my dox.

Well said, lads.

- It was his brother.
- I thought it was Louie's brother.

Goodbye, brother.

Uh, Sam. Take this, please.

- Are you guys not going?
- Oh, nah, mate. I'm, uh... I'm a bit crook, eh?

Uh... I don't like, um...

large areas of water.

Yeah, I'm not really a bath guy.

Don't like boats.

So none of you are gonna
go out there with him?

Those two are gonna handle the
spreading of the ashes. We've, uh...

We've passed on the
torch, so to speak.

OK. We'll get this
done, then, huh?

Start the engine!

Sam, get him to
start the engine!

It's not working!

Turn the key on,
push the button!

OK.

- OK. Get ready!
- Yep.

I'm going to push you
off the trailer now!

Looks good.

Well, it's like a mill pond out there.
He just needs to turn the boat and go.

Even Carly could do it.

Your dog can drive your boat?

Nice!

What's he doing?

The
motor's not going down!

OK. No worries. The
stern leg must be broken.

I'm gonna have to check it out.

The what?

That's that thing that makes
the prop go up and down.

What's his deal?

Uh, he just loved the
brother so much, you know?

He just wants to go out
there, do the thing.

Oh yeah. I know what it's
like to lose somebody.

OK, it's just a
fuse. No big deal.

Can you grab another
15 amp from the truck?

Yeah, 15 amp.

- So, he knows what he's doing, right?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.

Um, but do you mind showing me anyway,
just cos it's my first time and everything?

Yeah. All good.

Yeah. We'll keep it simple.

So, I'm gonna jerk the boat
off the trailer, right?

OK.

Then you push down
this button, the stern leg.

- Is that the motor?
- Yeah. Yeah, the propeller bit.

Then put it into reverse.

Turn the boat around,
into neutral, forward

and head out over the waves.

OK?

OK. Yeah.

I got it.

Here, dear.

Oh thank you, hon.

OK, let's try that. Have a look.

OK.

Is she going down?

Yeah. Yeah, that's going down.

Going up?

Yeah, it's working.

OK.

- We're good to go.
- Yes!

You're lucky to have
Ed, you know, fixing as you go.

Yeah, oath. You know, the
value keeps going up and up.

- Now that it's fixed.
- Yeah.

And you can scatter
your brother's ashes.

Yeah, that too.

So, uh, your—
Your Chinese mate there...

how long's he been
driving boats?

Oh, he's actually very experienced.
He has all the captain's tickets.

- Wow.
- So, yeah. - Yeah.

- I'm gonna back the boat in.
- OK.

Start the engine!

OK, let's go!

Hey!

Huh?

What are you doing?!

I think the motor hit
the bottom of the beach!

You've come too close!
You bloody beached it!

He says it's OK!
It's all under control!

Aah! Whoa.

Do it one more time. The tide's going
out. This is getting bloody dangerous!

We understand.

Thank you! Thank you!

Bloody idiots.

What the fuck are you
two doing in here?

Far, didn't you see
what just happened?

- Yeah. Are they going again?
- Yeah.

So it doesn't explain why
you two are fucking in here.

Brah, it's cold.

Bruh. What did the boss say?

He says get the
fuck out of the truck.

We're supposed to be burying your brother.
Get out there and start saying goodbye.

Dox.

Did you see me cry?
Unbelievable.

Dox, De Niro type shit,
eh! Did you see that?

Bro, siana, you're really convincing.
I really thought you lost your brother.

But get the fuck out there and pretend you're
scattering fucking ashes! Fuck's sakes!

Get the fuck out of
here, the both of you!

We could just get
Ed to get his boat

and go out there and
scatter the ashes.

Thank you. That's a really lovely gesture.
But, um, these guys want to do it.

And, uh, you know, it's really
important to them, um, and to us.

Yeah. Yeah, I get it.

How do the Chinese guys know
him? I mean, your mate, I mean.

Um, he was...

really well loved by... everyone.
He just got on with everyone.

What, including the guy
who can't speak English?

Uh, yeah, the um...
the bro spoke Chinese.

He... He learnt it at school.

A Tongan speaking
Chinese. That's rare.

He went to China, actually,
as an exchange student.

Wow.

A Tongan in China.
That's a bit different.

Yep. He really was. Really was.

Ok, you're going to turn
the engine on, push the button.

Then push this one
down.

Stern leg.

Then reverse.

Turn it at 180 degree, that way.

Then forward.

And away you go, over the
wave, straight into it.

He says "Thank you
for your lesson."

It's just a little bit more difficult
than where he's from, that's all.

Yeah, yeah, all good. Let's
just get these ashes spread.

Thank you.

- Everything OK?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna back them in as far as I can go.

That way, it'd be impossible
for them to beach their boat.

And if it wasn't for their dead
brother, I wouldn't even be bothered.

I know.

OK, let's get this
over and done with.

- Yep.
- Get them out of our lives.

- You think he'll be OK this time?
- Well, he's had enough practice.

Like, he'll still be able to get out
there and get the job done, right?

Yes. And your brother will
get the send-off he deserves.

So get ready! I'm
gonna pull away now!

When the trailer is clear,
turn the boat around and go!

Go, go!

Is he coming towards us?

No!

Oh my God!

Reverse!

- What the fuck is that sound?
- Ahh!

Turn around, you fuckin' idiot.

Whoa, whoa!

- Shit. Fucking useless piece of shit.
- Oh shit.

Sam, I thought I
showed you what to do.

He says it was an
accident. Won't happen again.

Well, it won't happen again
all right, that's for sure.

- What the fuck just happened?!
- These guys don't know how to drive a boat, that's what's happened.

How do you expect to get out and get the fucking
job done if you can't even get off the beach?!

Guys, just settle down, OK? There's
no point blaming each other.

Let's just load it up and get
these ashes out to sea, please.

Well, that's not gonna
happen. Your boat's broken.

- Sorry, what?
- Yeah, he's bent the pushrod.

The boat's not going anywhere.
You're done for the day.

He says he's, uh... ashamed
of the accident that he's caused.

Where's he going?

Tired, I think. Jet lag.
I'll just go check up on him.

- Well, I'm gonna go teach aqua aerobics. You all right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll see you at home, huh?
- OK.

Go and sort it out and
drop them off to the hotel.

Hey, you don't think
they... think something's up?

Nah. Besides big boss crashing
our boat, our cover story's legit.

You saw Gravel.
Oscar performance.

Heather, hi. Um, we
just wanted to...

give you a bit of a token of our
appreciation for all of your work.

Oh, no, no, no, no, it's fine.

We were just helping
you bury your brother.

We insist.

Go on. Please take it.

Well, it's...

Wow. It's not
necessary, but, um...

thank you.

Well, it's a shame it didn't work out,
but I'm sure we'll see each other again.

- Not likely. Not with that boat.
- Well, we'll get it fixed.

See you soon.
- OK.

OK. See ya.

- Ed.
- Yeah, mate, you're gonna have to take practice tonight.

Yeah. I'm down Shipwrecks Bay, helping these
guys launch their boat. They're bloody idiots.

It's only supposed to take 30
minutes, but it stretched out.

I know the feeling, mate.
Took me five minutes

to pass level 433, but 434 —
Mate, I've been on it for hours.

Some things just take time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, is Toia there?

- Nah, she's lazy.
- Can you go get her?

Nah. If she doesn't wanna be
here, she doesn't wanna be here.

Seriously, mate, can you
just go get her, please?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Hold your horses. I'll sort it.

OK. Thanks, mate.

- Where's Ed?
- He's being held up.

This is us. All of us today.

So go and do some sprints.

Go! Go! Go!

- Sounds mean.
- How do you like those bars? All right?

- Oh, nah, they're dope.
- I can make them a little smaller if you like.

- Nah, nah, nah. I can handle that. Go big or go home.
- Yeah.

- Work hard, ride hard, as they say.
- Mean.

Can I test-ride?
- Yeah. You're just gonna have to wear a helmet, that's all.

Insurance.
- All G.

Shit.

Thugga!

Thugga!

What are you doing here? Don't
come here unless Tall Guy's here.

Look, he crashed it.

Shit. Get out. Get out, get out.

What do you mean?
- The Chinese dude crashed the boat on to the shore.

- With the laundry?
- No, he didn't even get out.

Shit, Thugga. What
do you want me to do?

I don't know. I just...
thought I'd let you know.

Is this the boat that
your guys bought?

- Well, yeah, but— - Yeah, I'll tell you
this once. The Chinese are the best at this.

And if the boat crashed, I can
only imagine whose fault it was.

Fix it.

Back and forward. Keep
going. Keep going. Keep going.

Keep going.

So, what are you
having tonight, Tina?

- I'm thinking a pot pie.
- Ooh, I love a pot pie.

Hey, what do you think those guys you
were helping today on the boat are having?

Well, if they cook like they launch
boats, probably nothing.

Oh, the best part of the story was when they
handed their brother to the Chinese guy.

Those guys, right?!

Well, they're someone else's
problem now, thankfully.

OK, now swing
the leg, side... to side.

What are you gonna
do about the boat?

Brah, look. I know it's broken, but it's still
a good boat and should be worth something. Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
for sure. Something.

Can you fix it for us?

Ooh, I don't know about that, mate. I know a guy in town, though.
- Dodge?

No, no, no, not Dodge.

Can you at least have a look at
it? We want to get finished up ASAP, like.

Money's no issue.
We'll pay you whatever.

Yeah, and it's already on your tractor,
brah, you know? The camper van doesn't have a tow bar.

Stevie and the Asian guys, they
already took off in the other ride.

Yeah, OK, well, I'll take it home and have a look
at it anyway. Can't promise anything, though.

My man. We'll be in
touch. Get it working, eh?

Yeah, all good, I'll have
a look.

Is there a tech
store open in Kaitaia?

Noel Leeming is open
until 7, I think.

Brah! Are we gonna
upgrade our walkies?

No, we're not
upgrading our walkies.

Go and buy an iPhone
for the Chinaman.

- They're gonna call home?
- So they can learn how to launch a fucking boat on YouTube!

Hey.

Good idea, boss.
- Fucking hell, man!

Hey, Louie! Take us
to Noel Leeming, brah.

I know, I know. But it's a
payphone, like fucking nowhere.

And after that idiot crashed the
boat and everything with Stevie,

- I just needed to—
- Slow down. Fucking breathe.

Who saw?
- Who saw what?

The boat crash.

No one.

Well, a couple of people — the
ones we hired to help us launch it.

Yeah, I guess they saw.
- Who are they? They look like the talking type?

Nah, cover story was solid.

You should've seen
Gravel, crying and shit.

What?

- Don't worry, bro. It's fine.
- You sure they ain't gonna talk?

Because if they did, you'd
have to do something about it.

How are you feeling?

Like I'm gonna
burst at any moment.

- Yeah. When are you due again?
- Louie, if you don't know the actual date, I will leave you.

Uh, three weeks...

I think.
- 14 days, Louie.

14 days. You better be there.

- OK. I will be, OK? Promise.
- You've been promising for weeks.

Yeah. It'll be worth it. Debt
paid and we'll be cashed up.

Be like I'm on maternity
leave or whatever it's called.

Just a few more
days. Promise me?

I...

I have to be here.

Till it's done.

I promise.

- OK.
- Are you sure?

Well, if it really is ashes,
we can just pour them back in.

Then we'll know they're just
useless at launching boats.

- And driving boats.
- And boat safety - And buying boats.

Anything to do with boats, really.

But if it's not...

I don't really wanna
think about it.

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