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So the suppliers
are called 'The Company'

and they're from China.

They're so good, they
can ship the world over.

Cops never even heard of them.

No more baby 50 gram
bags, We're moving into kilos.

Ed, What's Toby doing?

When my mum had arthritis,
she'd use infrared therapy.

- Helped ease the pain.
- You reckon?

Could be worth a try?

It's been two weeks and
it sounds like you're on holiday.

You need to come home.

You know I can't.

He misses his dad.

How much are we bringing in?

- 500 kilos.
- What?

Worth about half a
billion on the street.

How did you not know?

We've won the lotto, man.

- Yeah.
- Good boy, Toby.

Shipping updates.

I think Jasmine smells
just a little bit like...

shit.

Ugh. Come on, girl,
I'm telling you.

So I told him, 'This doesn't
even look like a green smoothie.

'It's brown.' And he said
he put beetroot in it.

If you put beetroot
in a green smoothie,

- it's not a green smoothie.
- Exactly.

Oh, shoot.

Who? The Chinese guys?

No, shoot like talk.

Oh, yeah.

So the boat's out at sea with the
laundry and they can't get to shore.

Their little runner boat
broke or something but,

because they guarantee
delivery to the spot,

he's organised a crew and
he's flying in to sort it.

Why couldn't you just text me?

- He wants us to buy a boat.
- So buy him a boat.

He wants supplies, like
food, water, petrol.

Buy them whatever they ask for.

If they're stranded,

the last thing you need is someone
finding a bunch of dead Chinese

and a half a ton of laundry
floating off the coast, yeah?

- I'll need more cash.
- Whatever it costs.

You heard? Tall
Guy's coming back.

Aye?

Oh, no.

- Can you sort him out?
- Yeah, of course.

- Make sure you buy them vegetables.
- Huh?

For the supplies, so they
can make green smoothies.

True. You don't want
them getting scurvy.

Scurvy?

You're done. Go sort it.
It's up to you and your boys.

All greens, no beetroot.

Definitely no beetroot.

...Oh, has to be
seen to be believed.

So, Michael cooked the pulled
pork with Serrano chilli.

So he's cutting up the
chilli, washed his hands.

I told him he should
still be careful.

Ignores me. Goes to the toilet.

Comes back with his
penis literally on fire.

- Literally?
- Oh, well, figuratively on fire.

So I said to him he
should get some milk.

- You know, something alkalising.
- Yeah.

He wants ice.

The ice, of course,
sticks to his foreskin.

So I grabbed the milk,
pour some in a glass,

and he plonks it
straight in there.

I swear it's always about
his willy with you two.

Terry. Where's your boots?

- At home.
- Well, go get them, man.

- Oh, man.
- Where's Toia?

At home.

This is not golf.
This is a team sport.

Huh?

Pointless training if we've only
got enough for a basketball team

and that ball's a
different shape.

And you guys are too
short for the NBA.

No Maori's are
tall enough for the NBA.

Steven Adams is tall.

He's not Maori, he's English.

- No, he's Tongan.
- His mum's Tongan, his dad...

Look, it doesn't matter
where his dad's from, OK?

We're here to play rugby.

I'm going to go get Toia.

I want you guys 12 times
around the posts, OK?

Warm up. Let's go.

You count, Amo.

That's it. Keep an
eye on them, Tane.

Let's go. Let's go.

Toia?

Oh, gidday, mate. Toia home?

- Fuck knows.
- Those pikelets smell nice.

Oh, fuck me. You are home.

- Coach is here.
- Yeah, I can see that.

- Can I have one, Dad?
- Make your own.

Come on, girl. Grab your boots.

Hello.

I've, um, run out of hot
water in my shower, again.

Hm. Let me guess. In your
mate's rooms as well.

How did you know?

Maybe you should think
about going to a hospital.

Thanks. I just need
longer showers.

Is there something I can
actually help you with?

Yes, can I please
use your computer?

Ah, my phone isn't
connecting to the Wi-Fi.

I just need to buy
something online quickly.

See ya!

Bruh, we're going
to Auckland to get cashed up

to buy the boat.

- Psych
- Fuck!

- What are you buying?
- A boat.

We're going fishing. Way out.

We're going to launch
off the West Coast.

- West Coast?
- Mm.

That's real dangerous if you
don't know what you're doing.

Do you know what you're doing?

Of course we do.

Thank you.

- Champagne, sir?
- Oh.

Sorry.

- You were on an island?
- Yeah.

You go there before
they send you home.

- Send you home?
- Deported.

What did you do?

Oh, a couple of small jobs.

Didn't think it was that
bad but, shucks, Australia,

they're just racist. And
the judge was like, sweet.

Off to Christmas Island, then
back to New Zealand for you.

Why do they
call it Christmas Island?

Because brother, once you get out,
ooh, it's like Christmas.

- My toko, eh?
- Tall Guy!

- What's going on, blood?
- How are you, Toks?

Good?

Uh, other than it
being a few months...

yeah, I'm good.

- Let's get what you need.
- Say less.

Come on, ref. Keep up, ref.

Put
your glasses on, man.

- You ready for this?
- Yeah.

- We got this.
- Yeah.

Crouch! Line, set.

Go, Toia! That's the way.

Go,
Toia! Go, go, go!

Yes...

Yes. Yes. Yes!

Level 358. Been
an absolute 'mare.

So, let me get this straight
— you want to book four rooms,

but first you want to know
how long you can shower for.

Correct.

Becs.

- Huh?
- Becs.

Yeah?

These fellas want to know
how long they can shower for.

What are you guys getting
up to in the shower?

Oh, nothing dodgy.

Er, you see, I've got this condition where my
stomach produces way — and I mean way — too much acid.

And so the hot water
releases endorphins,

which makes me feel better.

Maybe you should just
go to the hospital.

Oh, no, no. I've already
picked up some meds,

they, uh, they just don't
work that quickly, so, um,

a few more showers
and I should be sweet.

Yeah, well, the rooms have
infinity hot water, so...

- go at it.
- That is perfect.

Will 3000 be enough?

Whoa, hold your
horses, Bill Gates.

The rooms are $80 a night, so
we'll settle up when we're done.

- Oh, I see.
- Sign here.

Hi,

- You look like your mum, don't ya?
- Not my kid.

Emergency housing. Free
childcare receptionists.

- Love it!
- My mistake.

Uhh, spare towels?

End of the hallway. Towel
shelf's around the corner.

Thank you.

Hey, don't you think this is
getting, you know, a bit too obvious?

Bro, chill, OK? We're
taking precautions.

You know when they
send people from China,

you know it's serious.

And these guys
are professionals.

Look, don't worry.
It's all happening.

We'll be out of here soon,

and you'll be back for
the birth of your bubba.

Does Tracy ever ask about me?

- No.
- What about Sonya?

No.

- Jasmine?
- Jasmine?

- Siana, she's dead.
- Huh?

She's married, though.

Eh!

Have you got any other plans,
besides calling old girlfriends?

Nah, not really, eh.

Look, Blaze wants
you part of this job.

Yeah. Whatever. I'm in.

Look, this is the plug, Toko.

There's some top-level shit.

Understand?

Understand.

You might get a call from
Customs if they get stopped.

This is their cover story.

Follow it to the letter. Yeah?

Yeah.

What's up? Professional
is my surname, a'ight?

Don't worry!

You sweet?

Got any coin?

You know, just to tide me over.

Ooh, what the f...? Toks!

Welcome-home present.

This is mean,
G. My man's balling.

- I'll see you soon, yeah?
- Yeah.

Easy.

You want another root?

I'm good, babe. I got
to go see my nana.

- Tell your friends.
- No need.

This address is scratched on the
bathroom wall at Christmas Island.

Nana?

Hey!

Come here, my handsome
mokopuna. So good to see you.

- Good to see you.
- Priorities...

Kataki. Sorry for
coming late, Nana.

Oh, it's fine. You are here.

- You're home. You're safe.
- I'll leave you two to catch up.

Your little brother
has just arrived.

Yeah. Work, Nana.

OK.

- Love you.
- Love you.

Come here, sit down. Oh.

I missed you, Nana.

Hello... hello, hello.

Hello.

Hello, is this Levi?

Yes.

Is your name Levi or Levis?

Levi.

My name is Fan and I
am from New Zealand Customs

at Auckland Airport.

Are you expecting someone today?

Yes, I am.

Can you tell me who
you're expecting?

Um...

I, don't er, really know. Can
you call me back in five minutes?

Are you at the airport now?

Can I come out and
have a talk to you?

Oh, I'm not there yet. Um...

- I'm on my way.
- Their plane landed an hour ago.

Really?

Hey bruh, we're
here for the boat.

That's it.

Gets out to sea,
right? Like, way out?

It did last time.

The ad said it had
been checked over?

Yeah, me mate, Dodge.

Cool name.

- He knows his boats?
- Oh, yeah.

Dodge knows his
bow from his stern.

Cool. Inspection done, bruh!

- Perfect. 40K?
- That's what the 'Buy Now' said.

- A bargain for this beauty.
- Sounds good.

Cash? I'll need
to count all this.

Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

Gravel. Bring the truck around.

Do you even
know what you're doing?

Yeah, bruh. There we go.

That's the brake.
And we're done, lad.

We're on ways.

Yeah, that's all good.

- I'll just get the paperwork.
- No, no, no, bro.

It's all good.

Well, then I better write
down that you own the boat

on, er... this bit of paper.

- What's your name?
- Gravel.

Yeah, my name is Gravel.

Better with your
real name. Ownership.

What's your name, Gravel?

It's Tevita Koula.

- How do you spell that?
- Tevita Koula.

I'll give it a go.

Good one.

- Sweet.
- Say that.

You gave him your real name.

It's not like he
was asking for ID.

Toks, I own a boat now.

Legit.

Bruh, I can sell it
after we finish the job.

We paid 40K for it.

I can probably sell it for,
like, what, 25 easy, bruh.

Why is it only worth
25K, after one job?

Siana, it's done a drug
run. Contamination, bruh.

Why would you
tell anyone it's done a drug run?

Oh, true. Probably
worth 35 then, bruh.

Don't even need
that crypto course.

Crypto course?

Siana, don't worry, bruh. Your
man here, is always thinking.

You know, you're going to
need to pay for the lot

even if you took
the beetroot out.

- All good.
- Ten boxes of marae kai

and some muesli bars.

That'll be $178.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Oh...

You need a hand?

- Nah, I'm all good.
- OK.

All right. Thank you.

- Hey, Amo.
- Hey.

Another batch of chow
chow from Belle's.

Have you got any old
veggies for the dogs?

Um, do dogs like beetroot?

You know, you can always put
the gas straight in your tank.

Oh, yeah. It's, uh.

It's for a generator.

Pretty big generator.

Big job... Big generator.

The Chinese dudes
were waiting at the airport

for the people for five hours.

Yeah bro. The Customs
guy called me, like, three times.

Fucking rude. Real rude.

No but, asked me the questions,
gave him your answers,

and then he hung up.

What answers?

My name is Levi. In the
business with my wife.

Oh. Added we got
offices in Christchurch.

- Why?
- Just went with the feeling.

Did you fuck it up?

No, Toks. It was chill.

So why did he hang up on you?

I don't know. It's Customs.

Hella manners. Chill, relax.

Looks like I did a good job,
though. Look who's showing up.

He said he's been
waiting five hours.

The captains are still not here.

Ah, he wonders why that is.

We told Customs his cover story.

The fishing business. All of it.

Maybe it was someone on
his side that got it wrong.

He understands that
it's nobody's fault,

but we're in a predicament.

He would like to know
what we should do next?

He knows the deal. We
agreed. 90 Mile Beach.

That was the place.
My guys are waiting.

We even bought him a new boat.

Oh.

So why don't you tell him
he looks like an amateur.

Come on. What's the
big man want to do?

Cai and I will collect the goods
and deliver it as promised.

And he thanks you
for your patience.

OK, that'll work.

All I'm trying to say is that
we're professionals over here.

Tall Guy will be
your driver up north.

So like, what apps do
you guys use in China?

Like, do you have
Tinder, Bumble?

Oh, you use Grindr, eh?

Oh, that's a joke, bruh.

And, like, why do you
guys eat chicken feet?

Is that, you know,
tradition or...

Cai suggested maybe you just
concentrate on the drive.

Just making conversation.

Becs.

- Huh?
- Come check this out.

It's like the start of a joke.

Three Tongans, two Chinese
fullas and a Maori.

One where they give us shit
loads of money for showers.

Who are these fullas?

Boat looks good.

And he thanks you guys
for sorting out the food.

Yeah, we spent a lot of time getting
it all done before he got here.

He wants to know where
we plan on launching it.

Show him.

Here.

Looks awesome...

Have you got a photo
without your face on it?

Ah, thought it was a good angle.

Cai is just a bit concerned
that the waves seem quite big.

And the ramp
doesn't reach the water.

- Do you guys have any other options?
- We understand.

But to launch with the Prado,
we need to use the ramp.

What about here?

Yeah, that's
good. Looks good.

OK, so we need a tractor.

Shh.

He suggests you
guys organise a tractor,

and please have a cover
story for all of us.

He also apologises, politely,
that he's going to take a nap.

Jet lag.

Yeah, when I got back from
Aus, I was still tired as.

Gravel...

There's only a two
hour time difference

between Sydney and New Zealand.

Bruh, still needed
a nap, though.

You three, go pick
up the generator.

See if they do tractors
and sort out a cover story.

I got to keep Thugga updated.

- Sweet.
- Yeah. Nice, nice, nice.

Hello, stranger.

Oh, no. You know me. Louis.

I was joking.

Oh, I'm just here for
that generator again.

That's a surprise.

- Is it?
- No, Louis, I was bloody joking.

Are you all right?
You seem a bit off.

- Oh. I'm fine.
- Hello again, madam.

Are you still sick?

Ah, yes. Sorry.

So you hire tractors?

Uh, nope.

Why you want one of those?
You got a boat to launch?

- Yeah.
- Oh.

- Good boat?
- Great boat.

Hey, did you want to buy it
after our little fishing trip?

Tempting.

But no.

So we were hoping to launch
it off the beach at 90 Mile.

That's dangerous.

You're going to need
more than a tractor.

You're going to need someone
that knows that place backwards.

Do you happen to know anyone?

Yep, Ed's your
guy. Do you want his number?

- Yes.
- Nice.

- There you go.
- Oath.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks.

Hey, do you guys still
want the generator or...

Oh, shit. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

No, it's not
tea time yet. Uh. Uh.

Yep.

Ah, hello, sir.

Ah, All roads lead to Rome.
And in this case, Rome is you.

We were very much hoping
that you had a tractor

and possibly some time to
help us launch our boat.

Yep, I've got a tractor.
What sort of boat you got?

Uh, it's— uh, it's big.

It's blue and white and er,

has a large motor and looks
like it used to have a canopy.

Where are you?

Currently, we are
at the Northerner.

OK, look, I've got to
come down to the Northerner,

so I'll have a look at the boat
and see if we'll be good to go.

Much obliged.

Yeah, this one.

Bruh, with all them hearts?

My brother wouldn't
be seen dead in that.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Was it one
of your brothers who died?

Yeah, my brother.

Oh, dear.
Both your brothers died.

- Nah, nah—
- Yeah, nah, he was like...

Bruh, he was like a brother
to all of us, you know?

I
do. I'm very sorry.

You were looking at this one?

- He had a big heart.
- Yeah, and I liked this one, too.

You know? Job, you always
need a plan B, bruh.

Of course.

- Death has many plans.
- Yeah, that, death.

Hey, do you guys take cash?

Why are you going out?

Ah. Well, you see,
our brother died,

and so we've got his ashes that
we want to scatter out west.

Oh, I'm sorry for your loss,
mate. It's always a tough one.

- You just buy this?
- Yeah.

Only a few days ago.

You see, our brother left some
money in his will for the boat.

That's what he wanted, you know?

And you got someone to
check it out, right?

Oh, yeah, of course. Of course.

And did you ask the local iwi
about spreading the ashes?

The iwi?

Yeah, absolutely. All sorted.

- You sure?
- Yep.

Hey, what's good, lad?

You still here? I
thought you'd be outskis by now.

Nah, I
bought me a boat, lad.

Going to go
spread some ashes later.

Mean.
What can I get for you?

Just a couple hundy of
the smoke, and we'll be good, yeah.

Sweet. Just
give it, like, five minutes.

Hey. Easy, bruh.

All good.

Oh, yeah.

I'll be able to launch
this beast, no problem.

OK, um,

how about today, seeing
as you're already here?

Oh, no, no. Sorry.

I can't do it today. I've got
to take this girl running.

I got the next Black Fern here.

- Can I go sit in the ute?
- Yeah, it's all good.

Grab yourself a muesli bar.

Ah, tomorrow?

Tomorrow should work. Just
give us a call later, eh?

I've got to see what
the tide is doing.

We've just got to get it right.

Hey, let's get all the sweet
and sour chicken and pork.

Is that sweet and sour lamb?

Yeah. We'll get them that, too.

Bruh, I think it's, like,
a New Zealand thing, eh?

He wants to do it tonight.

Because he wants to
launch from the beach,

the guy with the tractor
can't do it till morning.

He asks if there's any way
we can make him come tonight.

You know, like a...

bribe.

That's not how it's done here.

We keep a low profile and
launch it in the morning.

He can wait it out and
drop the laundry at night.

That's just how it is.

He says he needs
the satellite phone.

I only have a BlackBerry.

Just call them
from the landline.

Sam.

I suggest you get the satellite
phone as soon as possible.

Bruh, got the sweet and sour.

She told you that?

Yeah. The bugger is selling
it straight out of his room.

Ed, you can't say anything.
It's not our place.

- Isn't it?
- If you do, say something...

Hello, Ed here. Yeah, Stevie.

No, shouldn't be an issue, mate.

Make it about 11 a.m. The
tide should be higher then.

Yeah, should only take 20,
30 minutes at the most.

OK. I'll see you there.

I got to help launch
these guys' boat.

They want to spread
some ashes at 11 a.m.

- You around?
- Mm-hm.

I've got aquarobics
at 5, but that's all.

You know...

I reckon that you
should coach Toia,

but I don't think she
should come to the house.

We just don't want to
get caught up in all of that.

We don't know where it leads.

Yeah, you're right.

I just don't like it.

Love you.

Love you, too.

Love you too,
Toby.

Hey. Sup, bro?

What are you watching?
Anything funny?

Work stuff. Message
from the big boss, Tse.

Come, take a look.

Hey, what the fuck?

Is that real?

Cai
loves his blowtorch.

Wait, as in...

Yeah, as in Cai.

This happen a lot?

If you fuck up.

No, it's OK.

Just keep your head down.

Do your job, keep the peace.

And the riches will
be yours. You know.

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