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AN ENTERTAINMENT
IN FOUR ACTS
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YOU WILL SEE...
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INSOMNIA
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THE MOVIES
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AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT
YOUR HEALTH
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INTO THE WOODS
NO MORE
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AN ENTERTAINMENT
IN COLOR AND B&W
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INSOMNIA
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THE MOVIES
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Are you done?
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Enough!
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How about some quiet!
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Are you done?
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It's just the movie.
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Sit down!
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Get your beverages and candy!
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Sit down!
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The time.
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Milk drops.
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Delicious mountain-fresh milk.
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A ll-purpose Omni-Oil.
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Makes your engine run like velvet.
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Gives your hair incomparable sheen.
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Gives every dish that delicate taste.
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And it's your liver's best friend.
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Come in, sir.
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Have you noticed how my hands stay soft?
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Soft...
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and youthful.
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How is Georges?
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Two seconds...
I shave in two seconds...
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thanks to my new
ultrarapid electric shaver.
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Have you noticed how graceful
Conchita is in her new girdle?
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Great pie!
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Look at the difference.
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Yours is hard, brittle, dry,
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tasteless, indigestible.
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In other words... inedible.
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But Hélène's...
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is light, golden,
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creamy, tasty.
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And you know why?
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Quite simply because she uses oil
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in her pastry.
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It's nothing!
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With my all-purpose spray,
stains vanish in a wink.
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Watch this.
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Simply spray...
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brush, and there you have it.
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And now I'll have the pleasure
of doing the dishes.
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Dishes washed already, honey?
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My dishes wash themselves
with my instant detergent.
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So quick!
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So practical!
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And so economical!
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The man got your floor dirty.
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It's nothing...
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thanks to my new absorbent sponge mop.
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There you are!
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Looking at my invisible glasses?
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You see...
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they're light...
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flexible...
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easy to wear,
and practically unbreakable.
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Daddy, the man took your glasses.
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So, old man...
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what do you think?
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Be frank.
Aren't they functional?
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Believe me, invisible glasses
are the glasses of the modern man.
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From now on, you too
will wear invisible glasses.
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And don't forget the all-purpose spray.
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Fatal to insects.
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Delicious on my sandwiches.
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Healthy for the skin.
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And how it foams!
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You too will come around, old man,
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to the all-purpose spray!
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AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT
YOUR HEALTH
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Good-bye!
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SMILE... SMILE!
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We have a flat.
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Stop, thief!
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Someone stole my car!
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Well, now...
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you're worried.
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Well, let me tell you...
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there's nothing wrong with you.
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Nothing at all.
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I'm sicker than you.
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But of course, now...
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everyone's nerves are constantly shot.
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Know how to steady your nerves?
You don't.
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Nobody does nowadays.
My patients
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are all nervous wrecks.
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I'll put you on a treatment...
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since you insist,
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but that's not the main thing,
believe me.
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The main thing...
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for you...
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is to learn to relax.
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Relax!
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This way, sir.
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You're not ill.
There's nothing wrong with you.
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Your nerves are shot.
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All my patients' nerves are shot
from rushing around.
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They don't even know why.
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I'll prescribe a treatment.
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But what you need most
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is to relax.
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Hello, Doctor.
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Please sit down.
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You seem to be doing better...
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but I'll renew your prescription.
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I'll put you on something new.
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A nice little treatment
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that provides excellent results.
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Everybody has been very happy with it.
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- How many?
- Four.
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Mind sitting there, Mr. Raymond?
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I have four people.
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- Are there lentils with the sausage?
- Of course, Mr. Raymond.
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One Frankfurt sausage.
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Dessert, Mr. Raymond?
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Everything's just fine.
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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I'll put myself on a treatment anyway.
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What I need most of all
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is to relax.
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INTO THE WOODS NO MORE
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How peaceful!
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How about here?
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Over there.
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Come on.
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What are you doing?
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You coming?
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How about there?
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How will I get through?
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Hold on.
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Go on.
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It's charming! Delightful!
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There.
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Carp!
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This is perfect.
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What are you doing?
Nothing.
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Take that away.
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What did you throw?
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Nothing.
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You and your bag!
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Want a sardine?
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Please.
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Some wine?
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Isn't it nice here?
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Lovely.
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The sardines!
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A sardine in the yogurt!
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Really, now!
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Look at your suit!
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There's celery on your lapel.
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Forget it.
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Give me a hand.
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We almost forgot an apple.
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This wire!
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- What are you doing?
- Let's go.
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Why?
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Don't ask.
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We can't stay here.
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Why do we keep moving around?
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It's crazy.
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There.
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What are you doing?
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How will I manage?
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Stand aside.
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Come on.
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What are you doing now?
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What's going on?
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Don't worry. Be right back.
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Leave this to me.
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Don't move.
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This is yours.
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Want a cracker?
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Want a banana?
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Are you thirsty?
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What now?
Do we go home?
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- What's that?
- Nothing.
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It's him. Look.
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All done.
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Finally!
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