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Previously on "You Me Her"...Izzy: Jack's back --
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we got all schmaltzy, we had
crazy amazing make-up sex.
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Scary Nina?
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I know it's fast,
but yeah.
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You gotta to hold her real
tight, like an autism blanket.
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He's a love junkie.
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What's this?
Hey.
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A number in the middle
of a piece of paper?
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It's a salary.Like, every year?
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Private jet.
Five-star hotel.
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Wait, so this is
about a job?
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Coolest firm in Seattle.
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She just got an absolutely
stupid offer in Seattle.
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Seattle.
Is that a thing, Em?
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Yeah.
Is it?
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You okay?
No, I'm not okay.
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My parents are coming
in an RV.
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My parents make me
a tad psychotic.
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What's the plan for
this one right here?
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I'm in a timeout
so they can play normal.
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So, what's going on?
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They're meeting with
their baby doc.
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What if they're pregnant?
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My professional recommendation
would be surrogacy.
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Do you think we're making
a mistake sending Izzy away
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every time she's
an inconvenience?
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How do we explain
her presence here?
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I have an idea.
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Izzy here is having
our baby.
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They're saying we're finally
gonna have a grandchild.
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It kind of feels like --
like we're supposed
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to do this together.
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Mom.Oh, fudge me.
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Don't jump to
any conclusions.
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Somebody call a meeting and
forget to -- Ooh.
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What's your baby mama doing
in bed with you?
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I'm a conceptionally
challenged bisexual.
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Harold, are you...
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Emma: Dad?
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Hal, look at me.
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I think I just gave
my father a heart attack.
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Emma, listen -- you can't
give someone a heart attack
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like a virus
or a curse.
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Finding out who I really am
was so disappointing
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his heart
couldn't handle it.
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Em, I don't even think
it was a heart attack.
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I still feel
that Kung Pao pork, like,
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all the way up
in my esophagus.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Glad you pervs
are having fun.
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Mom.No. No, we're not.
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Um, we were just trying
to convince Emma
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that she couldn't have given
Hal a heart attack.
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Well, nobody forced him
to find the best cheeseburger
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in every state, right?
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Oh, I'm just fudging with you.
He's fine.
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He fell asleep 30 seconds after
they hit him with the diazepam.
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I can't remember the last time
we hugged like this.
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That's my fault.
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All the secrets.
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Secrets are like, uh...
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well, they're like --
Uh, metaphor assistance.
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Uh, keeping someone
at an arm's length.
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Um, stiff arm.
It's, like, a football term.
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What?
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Secrets are like stiff arms.
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So fudging bad.
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You aren't the only one
keeping secrets, Emma Seaver.
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Trakarsky.
Let it go.
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Mm, yeah.
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Dad's bisexual,
too, isn't he?
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I wish.
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The man's insatiable.Oh, okay.
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It would be nice to tag out
every once in a while.
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Oh, my God, that's gonna echo
through the rest of her life.
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He had a panic attack.
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[ Voice breaking ]
It was his own damn fault
for not taking his pills.
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Wait, you mean
this is a thing?
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This has happened before?
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The only people who know
are me, him, and his doctor.
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It still terrifies me
every time.
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There's no me without him.
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That probably doesn't sound
very progressive or cool.
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Mom, Mom.
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That sounds
exceptionally cool.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Can we go see him now?
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Of course, sweetheart.
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Just maybe save your dominatrix
confession till the next time.
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[ Language Art's
"Luckiness" plays ]
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[ Sighs ]
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♪ Beautiful times remember
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♪ To hold on
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♪ With hand in hand together
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♪ And belong
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♪ Visions of landscapes I see
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♪ In those eyes
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♪ But times and memories
of them ♪
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, pumpkin.
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I shouldn't have, you know,
[croaks] -- all that.
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It was too much.
It was unfair.
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It was selfish.
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[ Sighs ] You might want
to work on your delivery.
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We want to know
everything about you.
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Well...you know, maybe since
you kept all thisfrom me,
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we can, uh --
we can call it even?
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It seems my serotonin
won't behave,
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whatever the hell
that is.
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I don't think
I know, myself.
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I think that's
the problem.
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Problem with what?
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[ Sighs ]
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Me and Jack.
Me and Izzy and Jack.
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Me.
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Everything I thought I wanted,
I just -- I don't know anymore.
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You love both of them?
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Mm-hmm.
Jack andIsabelle.
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I do.
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Then there's
something you know.
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Yeah, there's something.
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♪♪
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Nina: [ Groans ]
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[ Sighs ]
Silver linings and vodka.
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The uzhe.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Sniffs ]
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Oh, my God, I did not
just fucking do that.
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[ Cellphone chimes, buzzes ]
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[ Chimes, buzzes ]
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I got to go.
Is that okay?
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Nina's in trouble.
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Like jail trouble?
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No, it's worse.
She sniffed a man's shirt.
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I don't expect you
to understand.
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[ Chuckles ]Okay, good. 'Cause I don't.
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Fair.
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See you later.
Bye.
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♪ One by one, hesitation
everywhere we look around ♪
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♪ Oh, I need advice, please,
give it to me now ♪
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♪ One by one, hesitation
everywhere we... ♪
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So, you did the
dreaded shirt sniff, huh?
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Nin, are
you under there?
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Coming to get you.
No!
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Yeah, it's happening.
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Get away from me,
you fucking perv.
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Shirt sniffer.
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Degenerate.
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What ails you?
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Fuck.
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[ Sighs ]
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I let my guard down.
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I thought it was real.
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Well, how do you know
it's not?
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How would I ever know
that it is?
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He's like that old MTV song
with those creepy
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sexy model chicks
pretending to play guitar.
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Something about being
addicted to love.
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Ah, I believe that's called
"Addicted to Love."
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[ Laughs ]
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Look, everybody finds
his or her way to the one.
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Or the two?
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Very funny.
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No two paths are
the same, right?
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So...
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maybe instead of dating
or fucking a lot of girls
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to find the one,
Andy practices falling in love.
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Until he gets it right?
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Until it's real.
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Well, that didn't suck.
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I know.
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You're welcome.
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Hello, and welcome to
the Griffin Wellness Center.
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My name is
Dr. Jack Trakarsky.
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No.
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Hi, everybody, welcome
to the Griffin Wellness Cent--
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Welcome to ourGriff--
Griffin Wellness Center.
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Hal: "Only two things
you need to know about me.
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First thing, I'm not
a real doctor.
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And the second thing,
I actually practiced
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this lame-ass
welcome speech because
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I'm a quivering fucktard."
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Really, Hal?
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I'm not the one
who faked a heart attack
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when he found out
his daughter was bisexual.
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[ Sighs ]
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Gotcha there.
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[ Chuckles ]
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So, go ahead, get to it.
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This is the part where
you say I'm the one
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who turned her gay-ish.
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No.
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This is the part where
I tell you I know youdidn't.
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I don't give shit
to people I don't like, Jack.
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I just don't talk to them.
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So, you're saying
you like me?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, you're the doctor.
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Come here.
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Sit down.
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Okay, but only if you say
your daughter's name --
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her full married name.
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Come on, man.
You can do it.
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Let's hear it.
[ Scoffs ]
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Emma Trakarsky.
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Well, you didn't make
my daughter gay-ish,
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but you did make
her a Pollack.
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Okay, well, that's
incredibly offensive,
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but not surprising,
so let's do this.
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You're a good man, Jack.
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I am?
You are.
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Huh.
But I'm gonna tell you
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something very important,
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and I want you
to listen real close.
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Okay.
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It's high time
to sack the fuck up.
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Sack the fuck up?
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I think we both know
what you really want.
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Yeah.
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Got any old-dude advice?Oh, I do.
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Go big.
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Your turn.
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You're not ready, man.
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I'm always ready.
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Jack and Emma want me
to have a baby with them.
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What? Now?
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No, soon-ish.
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I'd be like
a surrogate
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so we could all
physically be involved.
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If I don't,
then someone else will,
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and then there's four of us
all mixed up together.
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Are you really into having
a baby soon-ish?
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I don't know.
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I mean, they want one,
so...
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and I'm with them.
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It just feels like
if they have a baby
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without me,
with a surrogate,
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kind of feels like
that'll be the end.
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[ Sighs ]
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Could you imagine
you as an aunt?
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No.
I can't.
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I feel sorry for them.
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[ Both laugh ]
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♪♪
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Jack: Put that down
there, thanks.
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Wow, I love -- I love what
you've done with the place.
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Thank you.
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It's like, uh,
cluttered minimalism
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I guess I'm going for.Is that what they call it?
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Yeah.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Um, could you guys
give us a minute?
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Just take
a break or something?
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So...on a scale of 1 to 10,
how mad are you?
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Well, you stood me up
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on our "Come on, dummy, we both
know this is a fucking date."
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00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,678
Right.
261
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,071
But at least you did it
in person,
262
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:34,683
so I don't know,
like, a six.
263
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,076
Six?Yeah.
264
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:38,252
Sounds reasonable.Yeah.
265
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,949
Yeah, so instead
of having you killed,
266
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,082
I'm just gonna
kick you in the balls
267
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,345
with these pointy-toed heels.Goodness.
268
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,391
So, just be a gentleman
and spread your legs.
269
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:50,786
That sounds like more
than a six, I'll be honest.
270
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,571
All right,
it might be a nine.
271
00:13:57,010 --> 00:14:00,840
Another life, you know?
272
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,407
Yeah.
273
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,757
Yeah, maybe it's happening
right now.
274
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,063
Yeah.
275
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,631
Both: Cat in the box.
[ Chuckling ]
276
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,502
Yeah.
277
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,595
So, what's next
with the throuple?
278
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:25,734
I actually think I have to make
some sort of definitive gesture.
279
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:26,996
Yeah.
280
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:33,002
Anyway, I got to run.
281
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,569
Yeah, go.It's like the man said,
282
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:37,180
you know, I got to go big, so...Mm-hmm.
283
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,356
I'm gonna just...
284
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,228
Wait, the man?
285
00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:43,273
What man?
286
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:46,886
♪♪
287
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,109
[ Gasps ]
288
00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,203
[ Slurring ] Here's to
the death of love.
289
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,292
Hey, guys,
you guys like chants?
290
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,598
Everybody likes chants.
291
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,992
Say it with me, okay?
292
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,732
No more love!
293
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,082
No more love!
294
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,040
No more love!
295
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,868
No --
296
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,087
Huh?
297
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:17,438
Fuck all y'all.
298
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,354
That's actually what I'm gonna
do -- I'm gonna fuck everybody.
299
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:23,618
Well, what a coincidence.
300
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,447
That's my new program, too.
301
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:37,110
There will be no cuddling,
and I won't be calling you.
302
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,373
Back at ya.
303
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,765
[ Chuckles ]
304
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,289
Okay, let's go.
305
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:45,640
You got to pay your tab there,
Drunky McSlurry Bum.
306
00:15:45,683 --> 00:15:47,120
Put it on
Uncle Jack's tab.
307
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,296
All right.Make him pay for it.
308
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:52,429
He's done --
He's done enough to me.
309
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,781
Nina.
310
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,348
Andy.
311
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,916
[ Laughs ]
Who's this ho?
312
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,527
Do we have a problem?
[ Pops lips ]
313
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,442
Oh, no, not at all.
314
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,053
You say one more word,
315
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,706
I'm gonna punch you
as hard as I can in the face.
316
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,188
You bleed and cry,
no problem.
317
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,234
Walk on.
318
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,018
Yeah.
319
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:20,762
Good luck with that.
[ Chuckles ]
320
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,024
Seriously?
321
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,504
I don't -- I don't --
322
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:27,334
I can't tell if you're here
to get me or to kill me.
323
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:31,338
I'm still deciding.
324
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:35,907
Crystal -- Crystal Cove
sounds amazing.
325
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:41,739
Yeah, it's got the cabin
with the fireplace.
326
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:46,483
And if you ever invite me there,
I'm gonna murder you so hard.
327
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:50,139
I don't want
to be romanced, okay?
328
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:55,710
I w-- I want to be loved.
329
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,103
Yeah, I do.
I feel like --
330
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,930
Don't say it.
Prove it.
331
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,932
Hang out with me
when I'm sick
332
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,631
and watch movies
that no heterosexual male
333
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,372
could ever possibly like.
334
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,201
Massage my feet even when
you're not in the mood.
335
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:13,858
Show me your -- your dumbest
dance in your worst undies.
336
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:16,470
Let me see you cry.
337
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:19,299
[ Clears throat ]
338
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:23,216
I really want to kiss the living
fuck out of you right now,
339
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,306
but I feel like that's precisely
what you're talk--
340
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,917
♪♪
341
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:33,748
[ Cheers and applause ]
342
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:36,533
The climactic make-up kiss being
witnessed and applauded.
343
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,840
Right out of
every romcom ever.
344
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,060
[ Chuckles ]
345
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:44,846
Are you okay with that?
346
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,282
Yeah.
347
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:50,982
Yeah, I am absolutely okay
with that.
348
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,375
Okay.
349
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:55,465
[ Cheering continues ]
350
00:17:55,509 --> 00:18:01,732
♪♪
351
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,648
[ Grunts ]
352
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:07,216
By all means, let the women
do allthe heavy lifting.
353
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,739
I'm being a feminist.
354
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,351
Sure you're not leaving
'cause I'm partially gay?
355
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,179
Oh.
356
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:16,530
You three need
some space and some time.
357
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,054
Besides, your dad
needs to get home and rest.
358
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,795
You got a lot
to work out.
359
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,406
Two-person relationships
are complicated enough.
360
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,060
Not for you guys.
361
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,368
Oh, nothing's ever exactly
as it seems, pumpkin.
362
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,978
Who the fudge
are you people?
363
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,893
We're very mysterious
and complicated,
364
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,069
and you're old enough
to say fuck now.
365
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,158
Aww, yeah,
for fucking sure.
366
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,507
Really?
Oh, Hal.
367
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:38,726
Fan-fucking-tastic.
368
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,728
Why are we all
fucking cursing?
369
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,165
[ Laughs ]
A long fucking story.
370
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,516
Oh!
371
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,170
Oh, you're lighter
and smaller
372
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,346
than I imagined
Emma's lover would be.
373
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,261
Hal, don't say lover.
It's weird.
374
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,698
Yeah, it really is.
It's also giving me flashbacks.
375
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,831
Hi.
Hi.
376
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,181
So, what's next for
the traveling Seavers?
377
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,879
Oh, well, we read about
this place, Joshua Tree.
378
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,229
I thought we'd go there
379
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,492
and try out some
of those psychedelics
380
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:10,932
that all the kids
are talking about.
381
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,195
He's kidding.Or am I?
382
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,631
All right, I am.
383
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,372
[ Laughter ]
Yeah.
384
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,374
Parents, man.
Word.
385
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,159
Recently found out
that my dad
386
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:25,599
was briefly an exotic dancer
in Qatar after the Gulf War.
387
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,296
Meanwhile, we're embracing
our normal.
388
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,993
Yeah, we're --
we're gonna be so normal
389
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,473
it's gonna get
a little weird.
390
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,345
Like, we have golf lessons
next weekend.
391
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,868
Mm. We're going
to Target tonight,
392
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:35,304
where $400
can change your life.
393
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,827
But in an aggressively
normal way.
394
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,481
Yeah, okay.
395
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,179
Yeah, except now you're coming
across as that kind of normal
396
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,876
where you have people
chained up in the basement.
397
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:45,358
Yeah, I could see that.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
398
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,229
So, we're just gonna...
399
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,449
Yeah, we're gonna go.
Nice to see you.
400
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,755
We're not going to water
our sex slaves, by the way.
401
00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,497
We are going to...
402
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,020
Where's Jack?He's at Griffin
403
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,848
setting up the wellness center.He is?
404
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,416
Wellness center.
Pfft!
405
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,983
There's the Hal I know.
406
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:04,246
Hey.Honey, you take care
of yourself.
407
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,508
I love you guys.
408
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,467
We know.
409
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:11,210
Ahh. We've always known
you loved us, pumpkin.
410
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,690
[ Chuckles ]
411
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,345
You take care
of each other, huh?
412
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,174
Go.
413
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,697
Oh, thank you, lovey.I got it.
414
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:21,959
Drive safe!
415
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,961
Okay.
Bye.
416
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,659
[ Sighs ]
417
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,226
Honestly, I don't care
what they say.
418
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,011
That looks super fucking
un-complicated.
419
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,273
Agreed.
420
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,667
[ Engine starts ]
421
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,972
Oh, gross.
Don't breathe.
422
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,366
Don't breathe.[ Laughs ]
423
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,498
Oh, my God.
424
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,500
Bye!
Bye.
425
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,110
Bye.
426
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,764
Bye-sy, bye-sy.
427
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,723
Bye-sy, bye-sy.
428
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,727
♪♪
429
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:26,981
[ Cellphone chimes ]
430
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:33,292
[ Cellphone chimes ]
431
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:47,175
Hi.
Hey.
432
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:51,222
Any idea what this is about?Nope.
433
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:03,800
This is amazing.Fuck yeah, it is.
434
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:09,240
Is this my tent?
435
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,851
It is.
436
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,243
What do you think?
437
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:14,202
Is this you trying to get
into our pants?
438
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,378
'Cause you really don't need
to try this hard.
439
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,902
Yeah, we have flaming edgy
hearts tattooed on our asses.
440
00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:20,469
We're, uh,
kind of sure things.
441
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:23,559
[ Laughs ]
442
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:24,821
And look at this.
443
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,127
[ Gasps ]
444
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:29,217
You remembered
my favorite pizza.
445
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,045
It's our
favorite pizza now.
446
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:32,394
How'd you even
get in here?
447
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,004
These places aren't
available yet.
448
00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:38,182
Gabe's company's
developing it.
449
00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:40,097
It's ours if we want it.
450
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,928
Deposit's refundable
for five days, so...
451
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,234
No shit?
452
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:49,106
No shit.
453
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:52,109
I think, uh...
454
00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:53,981
I mean, I think nobody can make
this place look cooler
455
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:57,201
than Emma, right?
456
00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,899
The house
at Hawthorne Heights
457
00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:02,337
is always gonna just be
Jack and Emma's.
458
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:06,776
But this place --
this place could be ours.
459
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,919
I love you.
460
00:23:18,962 --> 00:23:20,964
Both of you.
461
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,662
So much.
462
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:29,059
And, um,
I want to do this.
463
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:34,717
So...Emma, Izzy,
464
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:37,459
will you start
a family with me?
465
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:41,855
Right here
in our new home?
466
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,120
[ Chuckles ]
467
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,476
Um...
468
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,610
♪♪
469
00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,917
♪ We were all just born
470
00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:05,313
♪ To fill our lungs
471
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:08,142
♪ But we'll come undone
472
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:12,407
♪ When we've just begun
473
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,583
♪ To breathe
474
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:18,500
♪ Life is like a bubble
475
00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:21,634
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
476
00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:25,942
♪ Float until we die
477
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:29,163
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
478
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:32,862
♪ Somewhere in the struggle
479
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,691
♪ We'll find
some peace of mind ♪
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