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Previously on "You Me Her"...
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I didn't just come here
to fight for you, Em.
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Carlin's announcing his
retirement andhis successor.
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Only way you don't get it
is if you're not there.
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Our young girls are off to
first day of daycare.
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And it's all good.
It's no big deal.
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And I said I'm either taking
a month off or I'm quitting.
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And?Looks like I'll be spending
a month's sabbatical
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diligently not writing
a children's book.
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What the hell is he doing here?
You told me to take a beat
but not him?
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She told you she needs "a beat"?
Told me she needs "a minute."
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Okay, look, here's the deal --
we're gonna meet
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back here tomorrow,
and I'll reveal my choice.
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I spoke to Meredeth
at Directions.
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They're interested in
offering you a counseling job.
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And they'll invite you to
Seattle to live in theirhouse
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with theirbaby
and keep living theirlife.
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Were you guys gonna
leave a note?
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We're leaving for Seattle
tomorrow at oh-dark thirty.
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I can't just leave my life.
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My best friend is here, and my
dad is looking for a job here.
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This is my home.
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Well, if you're not going,
we're not going.
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No, Em, I want you guys
to go to Seattle.
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Think about it, talk about it,
give it a real chance.
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And I'm gonna be here
when you get back.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Woman: ♪ Pick us apart
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♪♪
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♪ What are you made of now?
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♪ You knew at the start
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♪ That everything...
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Emma:
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Jack:
Come on, just breathe, Em.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Song stops ]
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What the fuck
are we thinking?!
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We just drove away from Izzy
after she said
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there was no way in hell
she'd move to Seattle?
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Yeah, but then she said
she would give us the chance
to talk her into it.
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Yeah, well, did it look like
she meant that to you?
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I don't know. Maybe?
Not really?
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[ Sighs ] What if she wants us
to move to Seattle?
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Like this is her way
of breaking up with us?
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Well, you remember what
she said.
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"Jack and Emma's baby
in Jack and Emma's house."
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Fuck. You know, we made it
crystal fucking clear
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we weren't gonna live
in that loft.
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-Oh, no.
-What?
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She was with her dad
yesterday.
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What if he convinced her
to end it?
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We just got dumped.
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Or...
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Or what?Or maybe she's the one
being the adult here.
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Maybe she knows you'll
resent her and me, too,
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if you pass up
the opportunity of a lifetime
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without even taking
the meeting.
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What if Carlin makes me
an offer I can't refuse?
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You know, what if we move
to Seattle,
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and we're miserable
and we fucked it up?
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What if this was a test,
and we just failed it?
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Well, even it it's a test,
she's right.
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We gotta go.
We have to consider it.
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[ Clicks teeth ]
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[ Sighs ] Yeah.
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Can we get back in car,
please?
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♪♪
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♪ What is the point of you
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♪ What is the point of you
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♪ What is your point
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♪♪
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.
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How you doin', Peanut?
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Me?
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No, the other Peanut.
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I'm good. Mm-hmm.
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That weird outburst out front,
though...I do that.
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You know, just, like...
full moon Or whatever.
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What are you doing?
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I'm cleaning.
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Not really.
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You're just picking things up
and putting them somewhere else.
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Just mind your own business
and drink your espresso.
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Actually, you are over 50.
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Why don't you find yourself
a nice morning news show?
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All the commercials are for
arthritis, dementia, hair loss.
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All important issues
for your kind, right?[ Scoffs ]
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-Isabelle.
-Mm?
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Izzy.
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-Iz.
-Mm-hmm, yeah?
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Just -- just come over here
and sit down for a minute.
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[ Sighs ]
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You did the right thing.
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-It doesn't feel like it.
-I know.
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Well, I'll spare you
the Band-Aid analogy.
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Thank you.
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I was hoping they wouldn't go,
no matter what I said.
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[ Cup clinks ]
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Well, she's gotta take
that job.
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It just makes sense...
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for them.
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Can we be done ripping off
Band-Aids for a little while?
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Thanks.
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Actually, I gotta get back
to the site.
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I hate to leave you
all alone.
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No, it's fine. I'm gonna crash
at Nina's for a while, so...
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Oh. Well, good.
Well, I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you pack up
your stuff,
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give me some keys,
and I'll haul it over later?
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Thanks. Um...
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-Here, take these.
-[ Whispers ] Okay.
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[ Keys jangle ]
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I don't want you to go.
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Well, I can stay, like,
five more minutes.
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That's not what I meant.
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[ Keys jangle ]
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I-I have some leads.
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Cool.
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♪♪
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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Big day. Gonna get Carlin's
office, sofa sleeper and all.
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His couch is a sleeper?
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Yeah, and there's a closet at
the back of the full bathroom.
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I heard that he's retiring
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because his third wife
threatened to divorce him.
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Anyway, uh, Earth Juice wants
some kind of retractable cover
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over the proposed green space,
because Seattle,
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and a full budget by Thursday.
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-Email dropped 10 minutes ago.
-Thursday? Are you serious?
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Lucy, could you give us
the room, please?
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Ooh, "give us the room."You're fired.
I mean it this time.
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-Lucy: Oh, no.
-[ Inhales deeply ]
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How badly do you hate me?
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I was at 10.
Now it's roughly 8.2.
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Still high enough to scheme
your unseemly demise
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after you accept
Carlin's ridiculous offer.
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[ Sighs deeply ]
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He's ready.
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You know your answer?
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Uh, no.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Chuckles, sniffles ]
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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♪♪
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Woman: ♪ Before I go,
I need to know ♪
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♪ If this is real
or just deceiving me ♪
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Ow.
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There's a thing about kicking
people when they're down.
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Yeah, I always forget
if it's do it or don't do it.
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So?
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♪ Falling alone
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I told them I was staying
in Portland.
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I insisted they go,
and they did.
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And you were hoping that
they wouldn't, obviously?
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♪♪
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Iz?
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I have to start living
my own life.
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♪♪
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♪ Before I go,
I need to know ♪
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♪ If somehow I can dream
a destiny ♪
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Man, love sucks
for you ordinary girls.[ Scoffs ]
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Me, I've got two dudes willing
to duel to the death.
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♪♪
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Fine. They wouldn't even
do a dance-off.
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Tough life.
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Okay, look.
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Here's how good
of a friend I am.
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After I make my choice,
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I'm gonna toss you
my sloppy seconds, okay?
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-Mm-hmm.
-[ Grunts ]
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-Don't.
-Mnh.
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[ Both grunt ]
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Ow.
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♪♪
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Maybe there's a third horse
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in the Nina
Martone sweepstakes.
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Nina Martone.
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Why do you keep trying
to figure out
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which dude is gonna
finally complete you?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Does it make it worse
that I'm, um...
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I'm actually...
semi-aware of that?
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♪♪
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Only if you never
do something about it.
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♪♪
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Aw.
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We've synchronized our periods
andlife epiphanies.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Anyway, the point of
that rambling monologue is that
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I think it's only fair that
you know who I am.
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I'm Emma Seaver Trakarsky,
pregnant bisexual polyamorist.
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And if Jack and Izzy
don't want this,
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then I don't want it either.
So I'm gonna need a little time.
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And if that disqualifies me,
then so be it. [ Chuckles ]
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Okay, I guess you should
probably talk now. Right?
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[ Clears throat ]
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[ Children shouting playfully ]
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Hey.
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Hey back. How was it?
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I told Dennis everything,
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and he said as long as I keep
drawing big, pretty buildings,
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I can be as bisexual,
polyamorous,
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and pregnant
as I wanna be.
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Suchan asshole.
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[ Scoffs ]
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[ Dog barking in distance ]
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I have no idea when
she put that in my pocket.
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"Here or there,
I'll love you. Izzy."
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[ Children laughing ]
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So what are you thinking?
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I love building things.
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You know, I have ever since
I was a weird little kid
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with the world's largest
LEGO collection.
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-Yeah.
-But...
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along the way, I found
a few things I love more --
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You, Izzy, this baby,
our friends.
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You need time
for those things.
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You don't get that
when you're managing partner
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of a firm like Pinnacle.
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You get a sleeper sofa
and a full-sized bathroom
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in your office.
[ Chuckles ]
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So what now?
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Like I told Izzy,
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we'll figure it out.
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Go back to Portland,
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we climb whatever trellis
we need to climb,
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and we go get our girl.
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-Abso-fucking-lutely.
-All right.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Here.
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Hi.
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No. I have somewhere to be.
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Where? You're homeless
and unemployed. Sit.
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So as it turns out, you didn't
go see your grandma,
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which means it didn't really
go poorly.
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-Hi.
-You smell like dogs.
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-[ Laughs ]
-I can't.
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I'm sorry.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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-It's a start.
-It's a start?
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"You smell like dogs?"
Seriously?
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Seriously. It's never easy.
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That girl sets her mind,
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it's like trying to pry off
a wheel boot. [ Chuckles ]
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I'm not gonna give up.
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I'm in.
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By the way, you do not
smell like dogs,
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just so you know.
-Thank you.
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You smell very nice.
255
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:15,272
♪♪
256
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:18,798
Woman: ♪ I've seen all sides
of both the worlds ♪
257
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:23,715
♪ Been alone while in love
258
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,240
♪ Been everywhere in between
259
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:31,201
♪ Now I'm heading down
my own road ♪
260
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,596
♪ Can't be paved for me
261
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:40,254
♪ I'll go as far as I can see
262
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,474
♪ Trying to hard to please
263
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:46,477
♪ Everyone but me
264
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:49,089
♪ Such a foolish way to be
265
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,395
[ Sniffles ] Sorry, Em.
266
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:54,834
♪ To face in the mirror
267
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:58,228
♪ Is what I won't see
268
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:02,450
♪ I'm not...
269
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:11,459
♪♪
270
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,505
Yeah, I'm just gonna
come straight out with it.
271
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,508
You're both amazing guys
in wildly different ways.
272
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:20,250
Like, night and day,
black and white.
273
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,862
I'm more of a mocha latte,
don't you think?
274
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,472
Mm. Yeah.
275
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,604
I like to think that I'm more
like Peach Schnapps,
276
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:30,086
but in the shape of a person.
-[ Laughs ]
277
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,479
-Yeah?
-That was good, yeah.
278
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:34,264
-Oh. Thanks.
-You're welcome.
279
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,570
You know, if this thing doesn't
work out, you wanna hang out?
280
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,180
-I think we are.
-Oh.
281
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:40,096
Hey, hi, hi. You two want
some alone time or what?
282
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,532
Both: Nope, we're all good.
283
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,926
-Oh.
-[ Laughs ]
284
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:49,279
Actually, you two doing the sex
isn't entirely off-topic.
285
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,456
I, uh, I-I can't seem to
settle on just one,
286
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,502
so I'm choosing both.
287
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,461
I wanna be a throuple,
288
00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:00,421
just like EJI,
except with two penises.
289
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:01,944
What the hell is "edgy"?
290
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,685
That's Emma, Jack, and Izzy.
291
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,905
But I think you missed
the headline.
292
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,690
Oh. Oh! [ Laughs ]
293
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:12,346
Yeah. No.
No, that's not happening.
294
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,652
-I'm fucking with you.
-Oh.
295
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,959
I-I'm not really choosing
both of you.
296
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:20,180
Or...either.
297
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:23,052
[ Sighs ] Look...
298
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,402
I'm choosing me.
299
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,927
I have spent most of my life
trying to
300
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:32,757
be whatever it is I thought
men wanted me to be.
301
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,977
And, um, now it's time
for me to figure out
302
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:39,808
how to be authentically,
genuinely Nina.
303
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,592
And that way,
when someone digs me,
I'll know it's for real.
304
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:45,161
And when someone doesn't,
I won't give a shit.
305
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,772
Hmm.
306
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,340
So...
307
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,125
This shit is messed up.
308
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,996
Getting right with myself
309
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,085
before I get serious with
somebody else is messed up?
310
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,045
Honestly, I was, like, 99%
certain she was gonna pick you,
311
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:02,265
so this is a pretty solid win
for me.
312
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,054
[ Whispers ] Neen, come on.
What are you doing?
313
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:12,275
No, I'm not ready,
and neither are you.
314
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,630
All right. I'm out.
315
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,895
[ Front door opens, closes ]
316
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:26,333
Good on you, Neen.
317
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:31,294
[ Clicks teeth ]
That couldn't have been easy.
318
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:37,257
You -- you're kinda fucking up
my program here, Shaun.
319
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,912
Oh. I do that.
Do you want me to leave?
320
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,437
[ Front door opens ]
321
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,787
Nina: Oh, shit.[ Bags thud ]
322
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,446
-I got a job.
-What?
323
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,839
I'm consoling you
because you got a job?
324
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,581
[ Sighs ] I checked
Jack's underwear drawer.
325
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,019
Mm. No ring?
326
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,329
I'm pretty sure they're
moving to Seattle.
327
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:15,947
♪♪
328
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:18,080
[ Door squeaks ]Iz?
329
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,951
Izzy?
330
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,692
[ Door creaks ]
331
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:27,046
[ Cellphone vibrates ]She's not answering.
332
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,960
[ Vibrating continues ]
333
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,311
Wait. Listen.
334
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,704
[ Vibrating continues,
cellphone beeps ]
335
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:36,490
-There it is.
-Shit.
336
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:40,407
[ Door opens ][ Scoffs ] We should never
have gone.
337
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,930
No, you you shouldn't have
come back.
338
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,540
[ Door closes ][ Whispers ] Who's that?
339
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:49,155
This is Ben, Izzy's dad.
Come right in.
340
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,070
I've come to get her stuff.
341
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,941
Her stuff?Yeah.
342
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:56,292
And that's her phone.
I'll take it to her.
343
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,772
[ Scoffs ]
344
00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,904
I will give it to her
when I tell her
345
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:03,125
we're not moving to Seattle
or Hawthorne Heights.
346
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:09,653
[ Sighs ]
You got everything you want.
347
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,525
You're back together,
you're having a baby,
348
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,615
you're moving to the suburbs.
349
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:18,401
Look, do right by her.
350
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,011
Move on.
351
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,709
[ Bag thuds ]Move on?
352
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,320
Yeah.What, like you did
when she was a teenager?
353
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,843
Oh, oh,
we're gettin' shitty now?
354
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,194
Is that how this is gonna be?
355
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:34,374
Look, I aware of how acutely
fucked up this must seem.
356
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,246
And seven months ago, I would've
thought the same thing.
357
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:38,900
Yeah, we were just
a suburban couple,
358
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,597
struggling to have kids.
359
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,078
We weren't looking to get into
any scene or lifestyle.
360
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,689
No, it's not --
it's not who we were.No.
361
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,605
Is that right?[ Bag thuds ]
362
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,390
Then who are you now?
363
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,132
I'm the woman who drove away
from the job of a lifetime
364
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:57,353
because I am deeply in love
with your daughter.
365
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,746
We tried to imagine
a life without her,
366
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,183
and we just couldn't.
-No.
367
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,533
We belong together, and...
368
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,492
that's the truth of it.
369
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,233
She is never gonna
feel permanent
370
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:10,975
in yourworld with yourkid.
371
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,412
Can't you see that?
372
00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,544
[ Sighs ]
373
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,634
Actually, that's exactly what we
were discussing on the way home.
374
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:21,856
We need to make a real
commitment to us and to her,
375
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:24,685
and we have a plan.
376
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:29,124
We wanna make it official,
the three of us.
377
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:33,215
How the hell are you gonna
do that?
378
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,652
Okay, don't take this
the wrong way...This should be good.
379
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:39,700
But I'm, like,
really struggling
380
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,529
with this sudden shift
in our relationship dynamic.
381
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,487
-You getting a job before me?
-Uh...
382
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:47,621
Come on. I mean, God,
I'm... [ Chuckles ]
383
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,101
I really miss
feeling better than you.
384
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:54,367
Don't be sad.
You'll catch up, eventually.
385
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:59,459
♪♪
386
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,809
Okay, what's wrong?
387
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,594
I just thought they'd call,
at least.
388
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,944
Well, good riddance, Griswolds.
Right?
389
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:08,032
Mm-hmm.
390
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,469
Good riddance.
391
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,036
[ Cellphone vibrating ]One of your suitors?
392
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,212
Um, you'recalling me.
393
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,605
What?
394
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:19,653
[ Vibrates, touchscreen clicks ]Hello?
395
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,264
Yeah, she's here.
396
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,658
♪♪
397
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:27,878
Uh-huh.
398
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,839
-R-really?
-[ Whispers ] What?
399
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,145
♪♪
400
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,844
Okay.
401
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,846
[ Touchscreen clicks ]
402
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,456
What?
403
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,632
You left your phone
at the loft.
404
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:45,374
Okay, so they're back?
405
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,463
We gotta go.
406
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:49,596
-What?
-Just come with me.
407
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,075
-Wh--
-Just come.
408
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,207
[ Bottle thuds ]
409
00:20:52,251 --> 00:21:00,259
♪♪
410
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,130
Aah!
411
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:12,140
♪♪
412
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:22,150
♪♪
413
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:26,850
♪♪
414
00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:28,939
[ Door closes ]
415
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:34,510
♪♪
416
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:38,209
-So hi.
-Hey, Izzy.
417
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:41,256
Hi?
418
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,651
Um, this is our neighbor,
Helen Wilberg,
419
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:50,700
who, it turns out, doesn't bake
at all but is an actual judge.
420
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:53,921
[ Whispers ] Come here.
[ Normal voice ] Hi.
421
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,966
We didn't have time
to rehearse,
422
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,403
um, so we're just kind of
winging it here.
423
00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:58,882
-Uh, I'll start. I'll start.
-Yeah, go ahead.
424
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:03,147
Okay. Okay. [ Inhales deeply ]
425
00:22:03,191 --> 00:22:07,804
So there is no such thing as
a 3-person marriage.[ Door opens, closes ]
426
00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:08,979
♪♪
427
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:13,897
-Ben?
-Dad?
428
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:17,161
Well, let's not make a thing
out of this, yeah?
429
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,381
I'll just, um...
430
00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:27,650
-Um...
-Yeah, go.
431
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:28,999
Be free.
432
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:32,046
Uh...Should we...
433
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:35,310
Now? Yeah.
434
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,878
[ Sighs ]
435
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,967
You didn't return it.
436
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:43,013
No. Um, I saw you looking
through my underwear drawer,
437
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:46,582
so I moved it.
438
00:22:46,626 --> 00:22:48,976
Okay, one more time.
439
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:52,806
There is no such thing as
a 3-person --Stop. Stop.
440
00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:55,374
But we -- we have
a lot more to --No, please.
441
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:59,856
This is very sweet and...
442
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,597
weird.
443
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,686
[ Chuckles ]But, Jack, I want you
to put that ring
444
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:06,602
on your wife's finger,
where it belongs.
445
00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:09,257
And while you're living
the best, happiest life
in Seattle --
446
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:12,695
No, we're not going to Seattle.
447
00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,958
And I already have a ring.
448
00:23:15,002 --> 00:23:16,960
Same.
449
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,920
Oh.
450
00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,226
This is our home, too.
And for better or for worse,
451
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,446
we're stuck
with this bunch of losers.Dick!
452
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,709
-Okay.
-Emma: Nice.
453
00:23:26,753 --> 00:23:29,320
[ Laughter ]
454
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:33,499
Okay, once again. Uh...
455
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,892
there's no such thing as
a 3-person marriage,
456
00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:39,418
so we invented one.
457
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:44,292
Yeah, Emma and I will always
be connected by this baby,
458
00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:48,078
but now we wanna be connected
with you, too.
459
00:23:48,122 --> 00:23:53,170
So, um...
460
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,389
Oh, wow.
461
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,000
Here.
462
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,919
Izzy Silva...
463
00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:05,531
will you marry us?
464
00:24:05,574 --> 00:24:08,882
As in right here, right now.
465
00:24:08,925 --> 00:24:10,579
Well, technically, you can
only marry one of us,
466
00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:13,190
but we know the truth.
-Yeah.
467
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:16,585
[ Laughing ]
468
00:24:16,629 --> 00:24:20,807
Um, I'm pretty sure that would
be, like, the worst idea ever.
469
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,288
-What is she saying?
-Yeah, no, just stand up.
470
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,684
How's it worked out so far
471
00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:30,860
when one of you thought I was
favoring the other one?
472
00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:34,560
-I'd say it...
-Well, we're not --
473
00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,866
-No, it was bad. It was bad.
-Bad. Yeah.
474
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,260
Yeah.And it shouldn't be about
a piece of paper.
475
00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:44,526
It should be about you
and you and me
476
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,137
going all in together.
477
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,531
I like the way this is going.
478
00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:53,100
Wouldn't be my first
Poly Commitment Ceremony.
479
00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:54,536
-What?
-Wait, what?
480
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:57,670
It's a spiritual commitment,
not a legal one.
481
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,154
Ordinarily, you each
would've prepared
482
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:06,156
a heartfelt declaration of
your feelings for one another.
483
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,680
Right,
we all love each other,
484
00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,856
we never expected this,
blah blah blah.
485
00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:12,075
Here's the fucking deal, okay?
486
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:16,471
If any one of us tries to leave
again, there's no coming back.
487
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:21,868
You walk, you just keep
walking. Okay?
488
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,783
Okay.
489
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:28,875
So, do you, Jack...
490
00:25:28,918 --> 00:25:32,792
and Emma,
accept my proposal?
491
00:25:32,835 --> 00:25:34,533
I do.
492
00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:37,144
I do.
493
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:40,451
All righty then. Anybody object?
494
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:43,585
Uh, nope.
495
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:49,156
Helen: Okay. Maybe put the ring
on her finger?
496
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,766
[ Laughter ]Okay. Um...
497
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,333
Oh, right.
498
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:54,248
-Try to finish the job.
-[ Chuckles ] Okay.
499
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:56,598
♪♪
500
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,121
[ Laughs ]
501
00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:01,864
I hereby now pronounce you
spiritually, soulfully,
502
00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,998
and lovingly committed to
one another forever and ever.
503
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:08,697
[ Both laugh ]
504
00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:10,090
Make out already!
505
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:13,572
[ Laughter ]
506
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:23,582
♪♪
507
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,453
♪♪
508
00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:27,455
Man: ♪ Daylight comes
and daylight goes ♪
509
00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:28,935
Whoo!
510
00:26:28,978 --> 00:26:30,110
[ Cheering ]♪ The world is moving
511
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,721
♪ And it's not slowing down
512
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:34,201
♪♪
513
00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:36,551
♪ Keeps turning around
514
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,466
♪♪
515
00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:41,295
♪ The moment's here
and then it's gone ♪
516
00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:46,953
♪ Life's not moving,
it's always moving on ♪
517
00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:50,826
♪ On and on
518
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,916
♪ I still remember how I felt
when... ♪
519
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:58,051
I'm sure this'll be as smooth
as their unborn baby's ass.
520
00:26:58,094 --> 00:27:01,010
Dear God, I hope not.
521
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:02,664
[ Both laugh ]
522
00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:06,755
♪ We're on our way
523
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,584
♪ We're almost home
524
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:16,069
♪ No time to wait,
come on, let's go ♪
525
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:19,507
♪ We're wide awake
526
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:22,771
♪ We're not alone
527
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:28,298
♪ So don't be afraid
528
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:31,650
♪ It's all gonna be okay
529
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:36,350
♪♪
530
00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:39,875
♪ Try to find love
that'll take you away ♪
531
00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:41,703
♪ Save enough pennies
for a rainy day ♪
532
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,488
♪ Now you
533
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:48,536
♪ Got something to do
534
00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:53,584
♪ If you really wanna go back,
it's time to leave ♪
535
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:55,108
♪♪
536
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:57,719
♪ We're on our way
537
00:27:57,763 --> 00:28:01,244
♪ We're almost home
538
00:28:01,288 --> 00:28:07,250
♪ No time to wait,
come on, let's go ♪
539
00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:10,732
♪ We're wide awake
540
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:13,343
♪ We're not alone
541
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:19,088
♪ So don't be afraid
542
00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:21,787
♪ It's all gonna be okay
543
00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:28,576
♪♪
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