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♪
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♪
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[grunts]
Evasive maneuvers!
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Fire at will!
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We're being boarded!
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Then let's throw them
a welcoming party.
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[alarm sounding]
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The device, hand it over!
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I'll destroy this
before I let y-- aah!
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[laughs]
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Temba!
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[grunts]
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Commanders, the asset
has been obtained.
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Excellent.
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Destroy this joke
of a Federation ship.
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Leave no survivors.
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[shouting, clamoring]
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[grunts]
All decks!
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I hoped I would never have
to give this order, but...
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- all hands to es--
- Captain, incoming ship.
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[gasps]
It's the Wayfarer.
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- No!
- Ugh!
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Thank the Prophets.
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[laughs]
Send those thanks
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to Captain Bucephalus Dagger.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Commander Doodle,
I think it's time
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we introduce this warbird
to the biggest kid on the block.
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You heard the Cap.
Target those disruptors.
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Dagger? Get us out of here.
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No! I want his head!
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Don't be greedy, sister.
We've already won.
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They just don't know it yet.
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Captain, they're retreating.
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Should I set a course to pursue?
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Let 'em run.
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Protecting the Cerritos is
our top priority.
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You're late, Dagger.
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What you do, stop for raktajino?
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[laughs] What were the Melponar
triplets after this time?
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The Chronogami.
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A top-secret
Starfleet prototype
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which can penetrate
temporal barriers.
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"Chrono" because it involves
taking time,
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and folding it on itself
like the Japanese artform--
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Yeah, origami, right,
yeah, we-we get it.
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I thought the Chronogami
was theoretical.
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FREEMAN: Well, consider
the theory proved.
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- And now the Romulans have it.
- [alert ringing]
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And I bet my pips
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- they're going...
- [sighs]
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Computer, freeze program.
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MALE OFFICER:
Ensign Boimler,
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please report
to Commander Ransom's office.
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- On my way.
- I thought you were off duty.
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[groans] I am. Ransom just
probably wants me to spot him.
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He just learned
Tellarite deadlifts.
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Whoa, baby!
That opening was awesome, Boims.
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Yeah, but time travel?
Listen, "Captain Dagger."
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Don't tell me we're gonna have
to go back and assassinate
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Kennedy
because that is not happening.
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Okay, don't worry.
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Crisis Point II is twice
as good as the original.
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Crisis Point? No! You can't
just piggyback off my movie.
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Technically, it was
my program first.
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So I can do what I want.
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Uh, Computer, arch.
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That doesn't contractually
obligate you
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- to make a bad sequel.
- Is this a sequel?
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I mean, Vindicta got blown up.
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You don't follow the villain.
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We're back with
the Cerritos bridge crew.
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Trust me, you're gonna love it.
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It's got everything:
action, adventure, romance.
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I'll skip ahead to
the opening credits, uh, okay.
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Freeman just explained
that the Chronogami can be used
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to destroy any point in history.
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What, does it make an alternate
cinematic timeline that runs
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concurrent to our own,
but with, like, different people
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playing younger versions of us?
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[laughs] Uh, scientifically that
would be a bit of a reach.
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Whatever. If you're
expanding the Vindictaverse,
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I'm just saying
it better not suck.
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Let me know if you want some
hot sauce while you're eating
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those words in the third act.
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I'll be right back.
[grunts]
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ALL: Ooh!
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Wait, what's
my character's name again?
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Looks like you're Chief Engineer
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- Sylvo Toussant.
- RUTHERFORD: Ooh, Cajun?
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[bad Cajun accent]:
Mon cheri, I guarantee
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I can do that... [groans]
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[normal voice]: Nah, I'm
just gonna play it straight.
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I play Lieutenant Commander
Meena Vesper,
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Whose love of science
and exploration
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is tempered
by her troubled childhood.
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[groans]
This is such fan fiction.
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All right,
I've got an evaluation
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with Ransom at 1900.
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Boims better not draw this out.
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Ah, the auteur has returned.
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What did, uh,
what did Ransom want?
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Uh, just reassigning
duty shifts.
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Oh, the credits are ending.
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Let's get back in character.
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[Rutherford blows raspberry,
laughs]
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TENDI:
Rutherford, shh!
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The Chronogami Project was
headed up by...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Dr. Helena Gibson.
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Bucephalus.
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Oh, you have got some nerve
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never calling me back
after that weekend on Risa.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, spicy!
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Oh, so this gorgeous scientist
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is the estranged love interest?
Yeah, sure.
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I'm here for your research,
not your heart.
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Look, the Romulans have
the Chromogami.
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Oh, of-of course.
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RUTHERFORD: Whoa, these
graphics are mind-blowing!
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TENDI:
Rutherford.
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GIBSON: We've learned there
are space-time worldlines
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that prevent
the beginning of existence
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from merging with the end.
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The Chronogami's gravitons
essentially fold worldlines,
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allowing a user
to travel to the past
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or the future.
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The Romulans could attack
any place and any time,
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allowing them to wipe the
Federation from ever existing.
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So many lives
just blinked out of existence.
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We could run
a long-range scan...
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And to think, you go to bed
probably still thinking
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about some task you have to do
the next day, then poof.
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- You're gone.
- Geez.
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Somebody took
a Winger Bingston acting class.
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You can track the Chronogami
with this.
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It has limited
Chronogamic functionality.
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Ah, yes,
a watch that drives the plot.
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Very convenient
and not at all dumb.
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It detects the chronitons.
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It'll lead you right to them.
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Looks like they're heading
for Tatasciore IX.
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A favorite of black-market
weapons dealers.
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They're probably trying
to buy Wallerian Dutronium
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to power
the Chronogasmic matrix!
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Yeah, Doc,
you really want to avoid
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that many made-up words
in a row.
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All right, uh, this where we set
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a course for Tatasciore IX,
so let's do that.
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Wait, Bucephalus.
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Could we talk... privately?
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Ooh, here comes the romance
in three, two...
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No thanks, I-I-I-I got to go.
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"No thanks"?
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Wait, you can't cut out
the romantic subplot.
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A good movie's got
to have some romance.
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Dagger's love life
doesn't matter anymore.
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Wait, then why'd you design her
so hot?
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I don't know what to do now.
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Uh, yeah. Me, either, lady.
Okay, bye.
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♪
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[creature squeaking]
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Do you feel lost in your way?
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Let Minooki guide you.
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We have to find the Romulans
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or the universe
could cease to exist.
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We're all holograms
in a simulation.
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The koala smiles on us all.
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Ki-ty-ha has the true answers
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for life's
most important questions.
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Okay, feels like
we're just moments away
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from a big set piece, aren't we?
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What are we talking, a heist?
Chase?
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Yo, Earth to Dagger,
I asked if there's gonna be,
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like, a cool chase or something.
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I need answers.
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Then you seek Ki-ty-ha.
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Legend says he resides
on the forbidden moon.
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What are you doing?
The holodeck just populated
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that guy into the background
for color.
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I sense Purplehead knows much.
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If one such as he
is drawn to this place,
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- so shall he who is I.
- What in the
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alien of the week bull[bleep]?
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Okay, boys, come on.
We have a movie to do, man.
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We don't have time
to chat up the extras.
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It's an adaptive program.
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The-the holodeck's
creating meaning
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- for these guys...
- I've got a lock!
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Aah!
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[exclaims]
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Gravcycles, mount up.
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Oh, hell yeah!
Now we're talking.
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Dude, come on, we got to grav!
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[engines humming]
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[shouting, clamoring]
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Come on, we're missing
the sequence!
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No, we need to find Kit-ty-ha.
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Dagger to Vesper, take command
of the Chronogami mission.
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You are acting captain now.
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Ah! Oh, my gosh, thank you!
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We just spent like an hour
getting the backstory
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of your MacGuffin and now
we're not going after it?
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The path to Ki-ty-ha
is perilous,
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but the reward is
all the truths of the universe.
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This could be the key to it all.
We got to do this.
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This? What is "this"?
These random extras?
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- I am Knicknac.
- Case in point.
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Now what the hell does finding
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some weirdo have
to do with your story?
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We-We're gonna go find
the meaning of life.
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Th-This is better
than what I wrote.
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This is important.
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"Important"? What? No.
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This was supposed
to be a thrill ride.
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Ah, that chase sequence
wasn't gonna be fun anyway.
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This is so [bleep] fun!
[whooping]
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- Aah!
- [grunts]
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[shouts]
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[both shout]
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Remind me to never lend you
my gravcycle.
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Oh, [bleep].
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They're activating
the Chronogami!
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Oh, damn it! They've crossed
the origamic threshfold.
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And if we follow,
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we may never be able
to get back to our own time.
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We have to. For Starfleet!
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[all cheering]
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For Starfleet!
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[blipping]
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[grunts]
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Where are we?
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2341.
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We're smack dab in the middle
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of the goddamn algae crisis.
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This is the science center
where Ambassador Koro was able
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to communicate
with the algaeic slime mind.
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Every kid learns about this
in school.
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We have to find the Romulans.
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If they kill Koro,
the algae will wipe out
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- every living creature on the--
- [Rutherford munching]
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Did you leave and get food?
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Oh, yeah, during the whole
time travel light show.
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That stuff always
gets me seasick.
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I stepped out to grab a bite.
You want some?
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No! I-I feel like
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you're not taking
this seriously.
251
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,711
Uh, yeah, because I'm not.
252
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,321
Hey, who's that big squid?
253
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,802
That's Ambassador Koro!
[groans] Never mind.
254
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,152
All right. Keep down,
stay quiet, and spread out.
255
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,806
- We are looking for--
- Mmm!
256
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,025
- [groans]
- What?
257
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,809
You got to have chips.
258
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,377
♪
259
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,814
Okay, can we please get back
to the real movie?
260
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,729
Tendi and Ruthie could be,
like, I dunno,
261
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,862
in Ancient Egypt
riding crocodiles without us.
262
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,038
Illustor, how do we get
to Ki-ty-ha?
263
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,866
Ah, to that I have
264
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,868
a fascinating answer.
265
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,174
And the answer is...
266
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,655
- this answer that's about to be
- [groans]
267
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,526
- coming now.
- MARINER: He's stalling.
268
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,441
The holodeck's just building
this dude a backstory
269
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,617
on the fly.
We are way off book here.
270
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:48,708
Oh, I can show you
my back story.
271
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,580
[gasping]
272
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:54,235
- Thou art a map.
- No, absolutely not.
273
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,671
No, this is stupid,
and too literal.
274
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,412
Quickly, read my saggy skin.
275
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,414
Ew! No, this guy can't be
part of the Vindictaverse.
276
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,198
Oh, shut up!
277
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,157
I went along with your stupid
movie, which, by the way,
278
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,636
didn't even have a real ending.
279
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,638
[gasps]
How dare you! It was epic.
280
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,553
You should be thanking me
for turning your mess
281
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,381
into a classy story
that means something.
282
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,993
It is steeped in significance,
wise one.
283
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,646
- Thank you, Knacknac.
- Knicknac.
284
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,953
I'm gonna follow
this old man's skin map,
285
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,912
and I'm gonna find some answers.
286
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,088
There are others
who will join this quest
287
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,090
if you lead us, wise Purplehead.
288
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,266
Great idea,
let's gather the flock.
289
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,095
No! This goes against everything
the Vindictaverse stood for.
290
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,532
I was being nice
agreeing to come in here.
291
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,099
And now you're ruining
my franchise
292
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,535
and making me late for my evals.
293
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,058
Crisis Point was just a sad
294
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,756
little tantrum
so you could murder the crew.
295
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,497
This is an important examination
of the human condition.
296
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,325
Yeah, i.e., bad movie.
297
00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:42,892
I officially disown
Crisis Point.
298
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,415
Computer, arch.
299
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,982
You know what,
I'm glad you don't like it,
300
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,462
because you have awful taste.
301
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,637
Purplehead speaks the truth.
302
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,117
Oh, you hated mine so much,
303
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,119
you had to make a sequel, huh?
Whatever.
304
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,555
Have fun with Knapsack.
305
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,644
- Knicknac.
- I will!
306
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,559
Awful taste. Awful taste. Me.
307
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,300
This guy thinks he's gonna find
spiritual truth
308
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,258
in the holodeck
and I'm the idiot?
309
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,825
Uh-huh.
310
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,784
Uh-huh. You've really turned
a corner, Ensign.
311
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,047
Nothing here but praise
from the department heads.
312
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,049
Nice work, Mariner. Really.
313
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,311
- Thanks, Commander.
- Hey, uh,
314
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:11,965
how's Boimler doing, by the way?
315
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,444
Annoying. Why?
316
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,577
Oh, uh, I figured
he would've told you.
317
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,014
William, his transporter clone
on the Titan?
318
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,668
Died this morning.
319
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,279
- Wha-- Died? What?
- Freak gas leak.
320
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,891
Neurocine flooded his quarters.
He was asleep.
321
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,371
Hell of a way to go.
I gave Mr. Boimler the news
322
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,982
earlier today.
He's on bereavement leave.
323
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,244
He didn't say anything?
324
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,768
No. No, i-it didn't come up.
325
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,291
I'm sure you want
to be there for him.
326
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,597
When I've got
a case of the blues,
327
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,294
I lean on my besties
pretty hard.
328
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,122
I don't know what I'd do
without Honus the bartender,
329
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,732
Nurse Westlake
and Matt the whale.
330
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,430
Friends for life.
331
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,519
Oh, no.
332
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,784
[shouting, grunting]
333
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,525
Ugh, that time fold
was a big one.
334
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,702
[sniffing]
Earth's 20th century. Late.
335
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,878
RANSOM: I thought the triplets
were trying to destroy
336
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,010
the Federation.
It doesn't even exist yet.
337
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,359
Look!
338
00:13:58,402 --> 00:13:59,882
An ancestor of Ambassador Koro
339
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,710
is inside that aquarium.
340
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,147
They're going to take out
his whole family line. [gasps]
341
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,889
Oy! Drop the shiny gizmo, mate.
342
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,413
- Stepped in the wrong place!
- It's our turf, mate.
343
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,937
Look, we don't want any...
344
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,503
[grunting, shouting]
345
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,157
...witnesses.
346
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,246
- [screams]
- Oy! Let's get out of here.
347
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,205
- [whimpering]
- I think we have
348
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,816
to kidnap that octopus
and take it to a safe house.
349
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,513
- Then we--
- Give me that jacket.
350
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,341
- What are you doing?
- I'm robbing these street punks
351
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,517
so we can all dress up
in these old-timey outfits.
352
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:27,649
Yeah, we don't have time
for that.
353
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:28,998
But that's, like, the fun part
354
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:30,260
of the whole time travel thing.
355
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,001
No! Stop messing around.
356
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,482
I'm at least getting the pants.
357
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,136
[grunting]
358
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,789
Will you please hurry up?
359
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,356
They don't fit.
360
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,445
We need to find bigger punks.
[grunts]
361
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,539
Space freighter?
362
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,628
Uh, hello? Boimler--
363
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,239
uh, Captain Dagger?
364
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,154
Intruder!
Capture the nonbeliever.
365
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,634
[grunting]
366
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,810
Don't touch me! Your characters
don't even have names.
367
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,638
You know nothing of our ways.
368
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,292
Acolyte 2,
369
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,903
throw her into the brig.
370
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,774
[grunting]
371
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,561
I'm friends with
the lead character, you idiots.
372
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,998
BOIMLER:
Hey.
373
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,436
What are you doing in here?
374
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,351
The tattoo map was a total bust.
375
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,918
I couldn't find Ki-ty-ha.
376
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,398
Then my followers got pissed
and mutinied.
377
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,053
I can't make a good movie.
I can hardly make a bad one.
378
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,968
It fell apart
right after you left.
379
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,800
Yeah, so, Ransom told me
about William.
380
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,933
I'm so sorry.
You must feel terrible.
381
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,238
Why didn't you say something?
382
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,805
Ah, I haven't
really processed it.
383
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,894
I mean,
he was an exact copy of me.
384
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,896
Had his own quarters
on a cooler ship,
385
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,464
but he died for no reason.
386
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:46,249
I guess I was trying to make all
of this matter because then...
387
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,382
I would matter.
388
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,036
But trying to make
this dumb movie important
389
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,689
just proved that I'm not.
390
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,300
It's just a holodeck program.
391
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,997
I know, I was stupid.
392
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,260
Let's just get out of here.
Computer, arch.
393
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,088
Cancel arch.
394
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,003
- Mariner...
- I found deeper meaning
395
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,266
in Rise of Vindicta,
and it was totally unscripted.
396
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,659
If I did it, you can, too.
397
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,095
But it's a bad story.
398
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,141
Yeah, it's an uneven slog
that totally ignores
399
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,664
the successes of the original.
400
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,883
But it's also a Starfleet movie,
401
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,450
which means it's worth doing.
402
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,583
Yeah, it is a Starfleet movie.
403
00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,280
We are Starfleet.
404
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,021
[bleep] yeah, we're Starfleet.
405
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,023
Yes! Okay, uh, okay, first
406
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,417
we have to figure
a way out of this brig.
407
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,986
BOTH:
Knicknac!
408
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,031
I never stopped believing
in you, Purplehead.
409
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:32,034
I love you.
I'm in love with you.
410
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,905
I'm in love with you too, buddy.
Let's go.
411
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,038
Okay, hey, there's your romance.
412
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,779
[laughs]
413
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,434
With the power of Ki-ty-ha,
all of creation
414
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,392
will be in my control.
415
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,177
Oh, shut up.
You're just a fleshy map.
416
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,700
[hisses]
Acolytes!
417
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,442
Throw these nonbelievers
out the holy airlock.
418
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,661
You have no power here!
419
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,446
We're all searching
for greater meaning,
420
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,230
and it's not you.
421
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,450
Here it comes, the big heroic
speech where you turn him
422
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,669
- around from being--
- [grunting]
423
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,106
Or, yeah, we can do
the Kirk thing.
424
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,629
That's cool, too.
425
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,023
[grunting]
426
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,981
Knicknac!
427
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,070
Damn, okay,
third act Knicknac reveal.
428
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,463
Come here!
429
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,248
[both grunting, shouting]
430
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,081
- Feel better?
- Uh, yeah, a little.
431
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,910
But... [gasps] Look at this.
432
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,217
If I pull these two folds
of skin together...
433
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,348
[all gasp]
434
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,481
ALL:
The map to Ki-ty-ha.
435
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,967
[bomb beeping]
436
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,187
Careful! That bomb has
a hair trigger.
437
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,363
Wait, how does this play
into the octopus stuff?
438
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,104
I think the Romulans
gave up on that.
439
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,758
Now they're just trying
to blow up the founders
440
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,281
before they found
the Federation.
441
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,327
I hope you know what
you're doing, Toussant.
442
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,981
♪ Chu-chu, chu-chu-choo...♪
443
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,332
Rutherford, will you stop
[bleep] around?!
444
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,029
If that thing explodes,
then there's no Federation.
445
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,293
Sorry, I've got that Chu Chu
song stuck in my head.
446
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,512
It's such an earworm.
447
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,470
♪ Chu-chu, chu-choo...♪
448
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,081
♪ I almost got it♪
449
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,256
- Die.
- [gasps]
450
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,649
No...
451
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,390
♪ Got it, chu-chu...♪
452
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,000
[shouts]
453
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,872
No!
454
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,613
No, no, no, no, no.
Stay with me, Dr. T.
455
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,005
You're gonna be okay.
456
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:18,488
Don't bull[bleep]
a bull[bleep]er. [coughs]
457
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,014
Ooh.
458
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:25,408
Smells like fried Romulan
in here, huh, guys?
459
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,497
Whoo, someone crack a window.
[chuckles]
460
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:28,890
Damn it, Rutherford!
461
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,979
Why aren't you taking this
seriously?
462
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,024
'Cause we're having fun.
What's the big deal?
463
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,157
This isn't fun for me.
Would you laugh this much
464
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,898
if I was really the captain
in real life?
465
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,334
Sorry, if you were what?
466
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,727
Nobody would believe in me
as a captain.
467
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,468
You don't even care about
this story at all.
468
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,948
- You want to be a captain?
- Yes!
469
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,168
Oh, wow, I've never said that
out loud before.
470
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,301
Yes. Yes, I do.
471
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,216
Tendi, you'd be a great captain.
472
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,782
You don't need a movie
to prove that.
473
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,697
- Really?
- Are you kidding?
474
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,656
I'd want you
as my captain anytime.
475
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:58,224
I can't even tell you
what that means to me.
476
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,443
Captain Vesper,
your crew is ready.
477
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,966
What are your orders?
478
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,013
It's time to take a page
from the Melponar's book.
479
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,711
♪
480
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,410
[audio speeds up]
481
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:23,292
[grunts] Evasive maneuvers!
Fire at will.
482
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,776
We're being boarded.
483
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,866
Let's throw them
a welcoming party.
484
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,435
- Just take it. Don't hurt me.
- [alarm sounding]
485
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,264
Ha. Federation coward.
486
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,569
Temba.
487
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,745
[grunts]
488
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,225
ROMULAN OFFICER:
Commanders,
489
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,923
- the asset has been attained.
- Excellent.
490
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,839
Destroy this joke
of a Federation ship.
491
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,928
TENDI [over comm]:
Joke's on you.
492
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,974
Identify yourself.
Who is this?
493
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,584
This is acting Captain
Meena Vesper.
494
00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,977
You're too late.
495
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,718
With the Chronogami,
we will destroy
496
00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,459
everything you hold dear.
497
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,243
That would be true
if you had the Chronogami,
498
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,810
and not your own bomb.
499
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,333
[all gasp]
500
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:07,162
- [beeping]
- No!
501
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,295
[cheering]
502
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,210
Tendi, you did it!
503
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,560
Ha-ha! Way to go, Captain.
504
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,435
♪
505
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,183
[thunder crashes]
506
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,973
There.
507
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,109
Whoa!
508
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:43,633
[thunderous rumbling]
509
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,251
I am Ki-ty-ha.
510
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,296
You have journeyed far.
511
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,690
What truth do you seek?
512
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,519
A man named William Boimler died.
513
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:02,783
It was meaningless.
What is life for?
514
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:06,743
The purpose of life...
515
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:10,269
is a life of purpose.
516
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:14,055
Okay. But what about
what I was asking?
517
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:18,494
Love without trust is
a river without water.
518
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,888
Yeah, these are just
inspirational quotes.
519
00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:23,151
I-I Wanted the meaning
of life.
520
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,284
Life is like a cup of tea.
521
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:26,720
It's all in how you steep
522
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:28,156
- the water.
- Are you [bleep] kidding me?
523
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,853
You're supposed to be
the Almighty.
524
00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:32,421
Oh, there's always a catch
with these "god" stories.
525
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,771
The holodeck just made
a cheesy quote generator.
526
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:37,208
But we came all this way.
I want answers.
527
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,559
Laughter and
a good night's sleep will...
528
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,561
BOTH:
Shut up.
529
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,347
Not every holodeck movie
is gonna work as therapy.
530
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,870
Why don't we head over
to Migleemo's office
531
00:21:46,914 --> 00:21:49,090
and he'll tell us some recipes.
532
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:52,093
[gasps] The real answers
must be in there.
533
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:53,921
KI-TY-HA:
Ow. Ow! Stop, that hurts.
534
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:55,357
MARINER:
Oh, Boimler, come on.
535
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:56,967
Don't-- You don't want to
crawl in there, man.
536
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,230
That thing's putting off
a lot of heat.
537
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:03,496
[straining]
538
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:04,584
[gasps]
539
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,239
[grunting]
540
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:11,895
Kitty Hawk?
541
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,115
Kitty Hawk?!
542
00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:17,161
That reveal doesn't
make any sense. Ugh!
543
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,338
My movie is trash. [grunts]
544
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,991
It doesn't have
a deeper meaning,
545
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:23,124
and neither does life.
546
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,518
I should have stayed
a raisin farmer.
547
00:22:25,561 --> 00:22:27,650
[groans] I could have
married Lianne.
548
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,566
[crying out]
549
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,223
[birds singing]
550
00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,792
[groans]
551
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:42,622
Where am I? Mariner?
552
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:47,148
[man chuckles nearby]
553
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,716
Steady. Steady, Atlas.
554
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,501
[chuckling]
555
00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,503
Uh, uh, Captain Kirk?
556
00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,244
Oh, my, no.
557
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,637
It's Captain Sulu.
558
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,987
Oh, my gosh, Captain Sulu.
Even better.
559
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:02,163
Uh, sorry about that.
The-the mailbox said...
560
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,252
I took this place
off Kirk's hands.
561
00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:07,821
He had to go and time travel,
or who knows what.
562
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:10,389
The man could never relax.
563
00:23:10,432 --> 00:23:12,303
What-what is this place?
564
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,088
Pretty nice spread, right?
565
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:16,177
There's even a hot tub
in the back.
566
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,136
Is this heaven? The afterlife?
The Nexus?
567
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:22,662
It's Idaho. Would you like
to feed the horsey?
568
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:25,186
Uh, sure.
569
00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:28,145
I-I didn't program
any of this.
570
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,713
I was in the holodeck
trying to find meaning
571
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,019
in the randomness of death,
572
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:34,195
but I just made a fool
of myself.
573
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:37,241
Brad, I've lost many friends.
574
00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:41,202
Some heroically,
some tragically.
575
00:23:41,245 --> 00:23:43,900
The randomness of death
is merely a reflection
576
00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:47,904
of the unexpected joys
we find in life.
577
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:51,081
So if I spend my life worrying
about a meaningless death,
578
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,040
I'll never find joy?
579
00:23:53,083 --> 00:23:54,955
I literally just said that.
580
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:57,261
Sorry. Thanks, Captain Sulu.
581
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:58,698
I think I can live with that.
582
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,830
Happy to help a fellow
Starfleet officer
583
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,179
looking for answers.
584
00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:03,398
Oh, great. Awesome.
585
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,747
So, can I ask you
what it was like
586
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,183
working with Spock and Uhura?
587
00:24:06,227 --> 00:24:07,271
Was it weird using
the crystal buttons
588
00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:08,795
on the Enterprise?
589
00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,318
Ooh, did you practice daily
with the sword?
590
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,928
I'm, uh, kind of a sword guy
myself, so...
591
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:13,930
The horsey's going
to bite you now.
592
00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,237
- [neighs]
- What? [screams]
593
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,066
[groans]
594
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:21,982
Sulu? How'd I get off
the ranch?
595
00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:23,026
Yeah, you passed out
screaming something
596
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:24,680
about the Wright Brothers.
597
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,639
Kid, you gotta take
water breaks in there.
598
00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:29,511
Holodeck might be fake,
but dehydration is real.
599
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:31,295
So I was dreaming?
600
00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,123
More like clinically dead.
601
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:35,430
Sorry you didn't find out
the meaning of life today.
602
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,823
You know what,
I think maybe
603
00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:37,998
I shouldn't have been
looking for it.
604
00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,521
Sorry my movie was a letdown.
605
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,002
Are you kidding?
It was amazing.
606
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,525
- Really?
- RUTHERFORD: I don't know
607
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:44,961
what you guys got into,
608
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,181
but our story was sick.
Tendi rocked it.
609
00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:48,487
Yeah. Ours was great, too.
610
00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,010
Dagger here fought off
a mutiny
611
00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,751
and then beat the [bleep]
out of a god.
612
00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:53,143
- [gasps] What?
- I want to do that!
613
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:54,580
Would you get the hell
out of here?!
614
00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:56,364
Stevens leaned against
the warp core.
615
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:57,757
I need this bed cleared now.
616
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,019
[pained cries]
617
00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,369
Oh, not twice in one day!
618
00:25:01,412 --> 00:25:03,284
Ooh, that was so much fun.
619
00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:05,025
That hovercycle chase
was intense.
620
00:25:05,068 --> 00:25:06,983
Yeah. I'm still thinking
about those graphics.
621
00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:08,594
Ooh, did you guys run into
the punks?
622
00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:10,726
- Yeah. Oh, they were so punky.
- Oh, man. So good.
623
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,206
You know what, Boims?
Maybe this was
624
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:13,424
a good sequel to Crisis Point.
625
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,122
Aw, thanks, Mariner.
626
00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:17,167
I'm glad you didn't end it
on some dark cliffhanger.
627
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:18,691
- I like happy endings.
- Ugh.
628
00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:19,909
BOIMLER:
Cliffhangers are the worst.
629
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,172
I hate when people do that.
630
00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:25,698
♪
631
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:36,578
[device hisses]
632
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:37,797
[gasps]
633
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,581
It-it worked.
634
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,017
Welcome, William.
635
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,454
Starfleet now considers you
a dead man.
636
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,587
Just how we like it.
637
00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,508
Isn't Section 31 supposed to be,
like, a big secret?
638
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,249
I mean, why would we wear
special combadges
639
00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:57,381
- that advertise who we are?
- You could still be dead.
640
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,820
No, no, no, you know--
You know what, I like the badge.
641
00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:03,126
I like the badge.
[sinister laugh]
642
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,564
[laughter continues]
643
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,098
[man imitates weapons firing]
644
00:27:04,057 --> 00:27:08,057
Chirp.
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