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[All breathing heavily]
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Shaxs has the gym in 20,
but we should have time for a quick round.
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Ooh, you guys gonna go anbo?
Can I get in on that?
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Sure! More the merrier!
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Three months of midnight practice
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- is finally gonna pay off.
- [Both laugh]
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Can't wait to see the look on her face.
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Glad you're still into this.
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I was worried maybe I came down
too hard on you last time.
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Hopefully,
we picked up a few of your moves.
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Nothing like some friendly anbo-jyutsu
to work up a sweat.
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[Buzzer blares]
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[Grunting]
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[Scoreboard dings]
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Ha. We've been training on
the holodeck at night.
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- You might wanna take off the kid gloves.
- [Panting] Oh, ah.
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- Oh!
- Are you okay? I... I didn't mean...
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Fmgmm!
I can finally get in a real workout.
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[Both] Uh...
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[Grunting]
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[Both crying out]
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Oh, god! No, no, no. No!
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- [Grunting]
- [Crying out]
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[Groaning]
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[Screams]
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Put the kid gloves on!
Put the kid gloves on!
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- Ha, ha, ha!
- [Shouts] Shaxs, help!
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Don't worry about me. I'm early.
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You've still got ten minutes.
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- No!
- [Punches landing]
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[Both crying out]
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Well, if raktajino makes you all jumpy,
then just switch to human coffee.
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- Eh, I tried, but it's too weak.
- [Growling]
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Shh! Did you hear something?
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- [Thudding footsteps]
- [Howling]
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[Both whimpering]
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- [Twig snaps]
- [Both gasp]
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- [Roaring]
- [Both scream]
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[Animals screeching]
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[Freeman] Captain's log, sfardaz'e 580364.
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The cerritos is en route to f/jy/on /I/
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to investigate the reported sighting
of a mugato,
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a dangerous creature not ind/genous
to this planet
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"poisonous, carnivorous,
strength of ten men."
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Huh, sounds like my ex.
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I can't believe we pulled
another animal control op.
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As if there weren't more important jobs
for us to do.
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The bioelectrical signatures on frylon
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has made it difficult
to pinpoint life signs,
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but with boots on the ground,
we'll find her.
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[Chafienng]
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Let's see, hmm, hmm, hmm.
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What about 10% gratuity
on a biannual basis?
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- Hmm, worth considering.
- [Loudly] What up!
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- [Both yell]
- Wow, flinch much? Hey, work later.
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Let's hit the phaser range.
I need moving targets.
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This isn't work. We're playing diplomath.
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And we're at a crucial point
in the negotiation.
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- We're both about to lose!
- Why is that good?
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If both sides are equally unsatisfied
with the negotiation,
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you can close the deal.
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Ready for final offers?
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[Padds beep]
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- Eh, I don't like it.
- I guess I can live with that.
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That's a compromise!
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Oh, boy.
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I'd say you guys should take up
a less embarrassing hobby,
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but it might be too late.
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Honus! Can we get two more?
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Yeah, maybe with
some pain reliever mixed in.
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Ah, yeah. Not surprised
you fellas need a drink
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after talking
with that powder keg friend of yours.
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Huh? You talking about mariner?
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If'n that's her real name.
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Haven't you boys ever wondered
how she's able to kick so much ass
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and get away with whatever she wants?
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Uh, 'cause her mom's the captain
and she practices kicking a lot?
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Usually on us.
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Working the bar,
I hear a lot of inside information.
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Your friend is a specially trained
secret agent for starfleet black ops.
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- [Both laugh]
- Yeah, right.
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- Okay, man.
- Shut up, honus.
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I'm telling ya, they made her
into a killing machine.
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The perfect weapon.
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We spend all of our time with mariner.
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Pretty sure we'd know
if she was the perfect weapon.
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Most of the time she's napping.
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Of course she does.
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Captain's daughter,
friends with the softest guys on the ship.
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It's a perfect cover.
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Haven't you ever noticed that she seems
to know every fighting style?
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She is a master of anbo-jyutsu.
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Look we may be soft,
but we're not gullible.
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Just watch out.
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When her back's against the wall,
that's when the training kicks in.
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She's programmed to protect herself
at all costs.
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All costs.
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Okay, buddy. You heard wrong.
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I bet they didn't believe the rumors
on the Atlantis either,
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until it was too late and they were all...
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[Manager]
Honus, could you get back to work?
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Billups is still waiting
on his peach daiquiri.
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Argh, keep your pips on, billups.
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- That guy's so full of it.
- Yeah, right?
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As if starfleet would ever hide a black
ops agent on one of their own ships.
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Yeah. I mean,
starfleet intelligence does it.
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And tuvok did it
when he infiltrated the maquis.
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And there were a ton
during the dominion war.
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But on the cerritos? Yeah, right.
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[Knife hitting table]
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Yeah, right.
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[Alarm sounding]
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Oh! Looks like we have a spike
in the subcortical...
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Let's move, people!
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I need 30ccs
of desalinated paviatic fluid.
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On it.
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Uh, technically, that's my patient.
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Clear the area!
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[Stammers] That's fine... it's...
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Ensign tendi, my office!
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I'm sorry, doctor. I know you said
I need to be more assertive.
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- I just...
- Okay, okay, whatever.
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This is a list of crew who have avoided
their annual physicals.
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But why?
The biometric scan is noninvasive.
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Eh, some freaks hate being reduced
to a set of readings.
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I need you to hunt them down
and scan their asses.
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You got what it takes?
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Yes! Thank you for this opportunity.
I won't let you down.
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So, I was reading up on the mugatos.
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Did you know they have
alternative pronunciations?
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"Mogatu, mugutu," and "gumato."
Isn't that neat and inconsistent?
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Dude, I'm talking alien pronunciations.
That's, like, your favorite thing.
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- What's up?
- Check this out.
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Mariner's record.
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Don't tell me you actually believe
that bartender.
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Mariner has served on a lot of ships.
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Because she's always getting demoted.
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Yeah, that's what she says.
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Look, when she served on the Atlantis,
half the crew mysteriously vanished.
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- I'm sure it was just a reassignment.
- A hundred reassignments?
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Plus,
there's nothing in the logs about it.
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Just one day... poof! All gone.
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That is weird. You don't think
she had anything to do with it?
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- Who to do with what?
- [Both scream]
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- [Both gasp]
- Whoa! You guys see that?
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- [Both sigh]
- [Chuckles] What's got you so jumpy?
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Just excited to see a mugato.
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You would be.
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Just stay out of my way down there.
Or else.
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- [Both scream]
- Or else what?
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I don't know,
we'll get poisoned by a mugato...
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You guys are so weird sometimes.
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[Thunderclap]
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Shaxs, our sensors indicate
a storm moving in.
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You've got less than 22 minutes
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before we lose comms.
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Copy that, captain.
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You all got the briefing. No weapons.
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These mugutus are endangered,
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and their genitals are sensitive
to phaser fire.
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[Thunder rumbling]
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All right, fan out.
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This is where we detected
a gumato life sign.
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[Tricorder beeping]
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Ah, what have we here? [Inhales deeply]
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Mugato dung.
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- [Chomps]
- Ew!
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- Fresh. Tangy.
- [Gags}
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[sniffing]
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[Rutherford] She doesn't seem dangerous.
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I think we're being silly billies.
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Even if mariner was black ops,
which she is not,
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that bartender said she'd only flip out
if her back was against the wall.
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This is just one random mugato.
We're fine.
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[Grunts]
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[Breathing heavily]
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Yo, it's pretty clear we're going
in the right direction.
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You don't have to... [gags]
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Mm-hmm.
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[Mugato roars]
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Ferengi.
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- [Chittering]
- [Roaring]
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[Screeching]
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Clear them out, fools.
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I need to show off the fresh merchandise.
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I'll take a dozen horns.
A-Are they horns or tusks?
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They're whatever you want them to be,
as long as your latinum's gold-pressed.
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They're harvesting these animals.
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Boimler to cerritos.
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Look! They've got a signal dampener.
It's jamming this whole area.
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Looks like we're on our own.
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Just how I like it,
backs against the wall!
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I think we should retreat and...
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- Let's move!
- [Both gasp]
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[Grunts]
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Starfleet!
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[Grunting]
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Ferengi poachers, you are violating
the conservation laws of federation space.
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Oh, this is federation space?
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I didn't know that. Did you know that?
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Oh, thank the maker you're here.
I was being attacked by these...
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You were purchasing illegal horns.
Stand down and prepare to be searched.
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Hey, no need for all this.
We're licensed businessmen.
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Oh, really? You have a permit?
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Yes, a permit to whip you!
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- [Boimler screams]
- [Alarm sounding]
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[Roaring]
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- [Mariner] Mugato stampede!
- Take cover!
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[All grunting, roaring]
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[Both panting, gasping]
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[Screaming]
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- What do we do?
- I don't know. Where's shaxs?
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No! [Screams]
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[Groaning]
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[Shouts] It's real! She's gonna kill us.
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[Both yelling, panting]
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[Rutherford]
But there's mugatos out there!
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Yeah, but she's in here!
219
00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,821
[Barnes] Captain, we have an unknown ship
leaving the planet's orbit.
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One occupant.
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Hail them.
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- [Control panel beeps]
- Lea ve me alone. I don't have any horns.
223
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,787
What? I just want to know
if you encountered our away team.
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00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,623
- Not interested. Don't hail me again.
- [Control panel beeps]
225
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:27,585
Uh, what? Put a tractor beam on that ship.
I think we need to have a little chat.
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00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,133
Captain, his ship.
The hull integrity's failing.
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What the... emergency transport. Now!
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[Control panel beeping]
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What in the name of...
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[Shouting] My ship!
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I said the tractor beam!
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It was, captain.
At the lowest tractor factor.
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My whole life was on that ship.
What have you done?
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[Sobbing]
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We need to get out of range
of their signal dampeners.
236
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,048
Put some distance between us and mariner
and contact the ship.
237
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Was she eating shaxs?
That's freaking crazy, man. That's just...
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[Growling, roaring]
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00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,413
- [Both yell]
- Go!
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00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,377
[Both yell]
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00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,964
- [Both whimpering]
- [Mugato sniffing, growling]
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Shh, shh, shh. Easy, mates.
You're safe with me.
243
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,181
Great! Uh, who are you?
244
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,432
I'm patingi.
245
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,727
The renowned biologist?
246
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,480
I have five books on mugatos.
247
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,566
For real? Can you help us get out of here?
248
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:35,486
Of course, mates! I've been studying
these beautiful mooga-toes for years.
249
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,946
I'll walk ya right to safety.
250
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,531
Oh, you're the best, patingi.
251
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,868
[Chuckles] I know. Come on.
Stay low, follow me.
252
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,204
[Imitating mugato noises]
253
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,664
- Man, patingi rules.
- Right?
254
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,541
[Humming]
255
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,085
H... hi, lieutenant. Sorry to bother you,
256
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,630
but it says here you haven't come in
for your annual physical.
257
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,132
Uh, I'm pretty busy.
I'll get to it when I get to it.
258
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,027
Uh, well, actually,
time is of the essence and...
259
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,552
I said I'm busy!
260
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,263
[Scoffs]
261
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,806
[Imitating mugato noises]
262
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,850
Patingi,
are we gonna be in your next book?
263
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,477
Hmm? Oh, no, I don't write, mate.
264
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,812
I've read five books on mugatos.
265
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,065
- Wait, what?
- Yeah, I figured I knew enough
266
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,358
to walk amongst them.
267
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,985
[Imitating mugato noises]
268
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,655
- See? I'm like one of their own.
- [Roaring]
269
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,450
- Patingi, no!
- Oh, patingi!
270
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,826
[Both panting]
271
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,954
[Exclaims, grunts]
272
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,580
[Both screaming]
273
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,459
Uh, I'm really committed to fitness.
274
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,545
I spot ransom, like, all the time.
We're really good pals.
275
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,297
Let me get another. [Grunts]
276
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,841
- [Beeping]
- Thank you for the DNA scan, lieutenant.
277
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,927
Ooh, it says here you should be
drinking more milk
278
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,971
- because your bones are so weak.
- [Laughing]
279
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,431
Hey, don't listen to her.
I'm as strong as...
280
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,725
- [Bone cracks]
- Oh, god! My hip!
281
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,853
Stevens to t'Ana. Emergency transport!
282
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,355
- [Cries out]
- [Bones cracking]
283
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,608
[Both groaning]
284
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,777
[Sighs]
285
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,547
If we ever get off this planet,
we'll have to turn in mariner, won't we?
286
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,992
Yeah. Feels bad reporting anyone
in starfleet, much less a friend.
287
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,955
Was she our friend?
Or were we just cover for...
288
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,203
- [Growling]
- Shh!
289
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,125
[Quietly] Quick, in there!
290
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,254
[Growling, sniffing]
291
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,301
- [Loud banging]
- Whoa!
292
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,095
What are they doing?
293
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,681
[Boimler] Oh, god.
They're mating! [Exclaims]
294
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,726
[Growling]
295
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,893
[Moaning]
296
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,564
- [Mugato squeals]
- Oh!
297
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,982
We're gonna drown!
298
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,108
Come on. Come on!
299
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,360
[Mugatos grunting, moaning]
300
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,196
- [Boimler] Crap! Another one!
- [Roaring]
301
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,077
Oh, this could get violent
if he tries to assert dominance.
302
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,079
[Cheeping]
303
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,623
[Snarls]
304
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,168
[Cheeping excitedly]
305
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,421
- Is he asserting?
- No, I-I think he likes to watch.
306
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,801
All right. Who's next?
307
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,475
[Device trilling]
308
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,860
[Device trilling]
309
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,198
Huh.
310
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,451
Who are you?
311
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,788
Okay, they wore themselves out.
312
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,040
Ew, gross, even the watcher.
313
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,542
Do you think the captain knows
mariner's undercover?
314
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,686
[Boimler] Probably her idea.
315
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,296
Oh, man. So, the mom-and-daughter thing
was all an act.
316
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,215
- We were so stupid not to see it.
- Wait!
317
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,093
Watch it. Mugato trap.
318
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,846
- Hi.
- [Both scream]
319
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,265
- Run!
- The hell are you two doing?
320
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,267
[Cries out, grunts]
321
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,977
Guys, quick! The ferengi are coming.
322
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,498
- You gotta get me out of here so...
- So you can eat us like shaxs?
323
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,232
- What?
- We saw it, mariner.
324
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,568
- Back there at the compound.
- Shaxs was stung by a mugato.
325
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,492
Yeah, and you stabbed him
and licked his blood.
326
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,090
They really messed you up good
in that lab.
327
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,991
I had to suck the venom out. What lab?
328
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,285
- We know what you really are.
- Wait, wait.
329
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,369
Did you find out
that I'm a black ops secret agent?
330
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,706
- You aren't even hiding it?
- Section 31!
331
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,500
I am not a spy, guys.
332
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,876
Then how did you know?
333
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,420
Because I started that rumor.
334
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,422
Yeah, right. More black ops lies!
335
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,174
No, really, that was me.
Look, I like having a mystique.
336
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,618
Even if we did believe you,
how do you explain the Atlantis?
337
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,512
Half the crew disappeared
with no explanation.
338
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,806
- Did you eat them?
- The Atlantis? No.
339
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,891
Everyone got kerplickian lice.
340
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,686
Of course starfleet command
didn't put it in the official record.
341
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:40,648
Do you know how embarrassing it is
to lose a starship to lice?
342
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,233
Why are you so good at martial arts?
343
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,044
Because it's a sport
I can practice on my own,
344
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,529
because on every ship,
I never have friends who...
345
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,698
Wait. You looked at my records?
346
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,825
You guys, you thought I was
an undercover killer?
347
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,036
Ow! What the hell!
348
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,932
- I thought you might catch the tricorder.
- Before you did, like you were a ninja.
349
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,625
Yeah, but...
That's all it took, is a lucky catch?
350
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,229
You shouldn't have started that rumor.
351
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,273
I mean, "kill anything in her way."
Why would you want people to think that?
352
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,215
Because it keeps jerks away from me.
353
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,277
But I can't believe you guys
would ever believe that.
354
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,385
You're my best friends.
355
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,430
I... I think we believed
because that part made sense.
356
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,641
That a badass like you wouldn't really
be friends with guys like us.
357
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,810
- Oh, guys, I...
- [Vehicle approaching]
358
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,187
Oh, crap. It's too late.
359
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,510
- Hide.
- We're not leaving you.
360
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:23,149
The ferengi got everyone else.
It's up to you guys.
361
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,233
But what do we do?
362
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,945
You have to be the black ops superspies.
Kick their asses!
363
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,071
[Tires screeching]
364
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,908
[Doors opening, closing]
365
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,703
Ah, what a catch. Take her!
366
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,167
[Tires screeching]
367
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,637
Any luck with those physicals?
368
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,889
I'm almost done. Just one holdout left.
369
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,682
Really? I'm impressed, ensign.
370
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,392
This last one, it's weird.
371
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:01,103
It's not even a name.
It's just a serial number.
372
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,856
Ah, well, m...
Probably just an error in the system.
373
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,151
It's almost as if someone
erased their information.
374
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,505
Ah, yeah. I mean, there's always one
that slips through the cracks.
375
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,489
We've wasted enough time on this. Come on.
376
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,658
Ugh, I really wanted to finish
this job for you.
377
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,660
Enough! Go back to your station, ensign.
378
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,869
[Sighs]
379
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:22,250
[Gasps] That number.
You're the last holdout?
380
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,377
[Clapping]
381
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,129
Congratulations. You got me.
382
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,840
I... I just don't understand.
Why not just get your exam?
383
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,677
You want me to see a doctor?
I am the doctor!
384
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,514
When I picked you for this job,
I was counting on you to give up.
385
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,474
Well, maybe the old tendi was a pushover,
386
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,143
but a lot's changed
since slightly earlier today!
387
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,064
All right. Let's just get this over with.
388
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,358
- [Screeching, mewling]
- Get back here!
389
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,026
[Mewling continues]
390
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,154
Bad doctor t'Ana! Bad!
391
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,242
- [Screeching]
- [Screams]
392
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,205
[Hisses]
393
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,752
Mr. Hyde,
while we can't replace your ship,
394
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:09,088
I can offer you one of our shuttlecrafts.
395
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,590
I think that's more than fair.
396
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,008
Hmm...
397
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,885
Uh, captain, don't you think starfleet
would frown on that?
398
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,721
We're helping a traveler in need.
399
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,765
We'll just tell them we lost
the shuttle in a black hole.
400
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,850
Wouldn't be the first.
401
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,478
Oh, I had so many personal items
aboard the lady/'ane ll
402
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,272
that could never be replaced.
403
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,441
- We're talking rare antiques.
- Like what?
404
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,527
Oh, an old model sailing ship.
405
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,780
A nautilus shell.
Bronze pineapple. Little gorn doll.
406
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,283
These hold special meaning to me.
407
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,994
Well, I guess we have similar taste.
408
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,579
[Groans]
409
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,420
[Groaning]
410
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,464
[Cackles]
411
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,258
I wish mariner was a super-soldier.
412
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,344
Or if only we had special powers.
413
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,678
Wait. We do!
414
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,972
I mean, maybe not here, but here.
415
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,349
- Our skin!
- Our brains.
416
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,893
- Brains, right. Inside of our skins.
- It's our brains.
417
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,780
[T'Ana] I treat over 100 different species
on this ship.
418
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,990
I think I'd know if I'm healthy.
419
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,950
Then just let me scan you!
420
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,827
I don't need a second opinion!
421
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,538
- [Shouts]
- [Mewling]
422
00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,623
[Groans]
423
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,583
My arm! It's broken!
424
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,502
Oh, nice, the old "fake an injury" thing?
425
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,213
Yeah, I'm not gonna fall for... oh, [bleep]
426
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,965
God, kid. I'm sorry. This is all my...
427
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,050
[Trilling]
428
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,593
Got ya.
429
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,095
[Groans]
430
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,554
Well played.
431
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,422
That was actually kinda quick.
432
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,600
I don't know why I made
such a big thing of it.
433
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,852
You know you guys could
just replicate stuff, right?
434
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:50,022
Like the stuff you buy with latinum,
you could just replicate.
435
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,274
- You guys are dumb.
- If we're so dumb,
436
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,152
then how did we capture you, human?
437
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,197
You guys are what, some creepy throwback
"last outpost" -style ferengi?
438
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,075
- You ever heard of quark?
- Of course I've heard of quark!
439
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,326
[Door bangs open]
440
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,162
Starfleet!
441
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,165
Hey, ferengi!
We got a little something for ya!
442
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,750
May we present...
443
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,839
A cost-benefit analysis
for greater long-term profits.
444
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,926
What if I told you you could earn
150% more iatinum
445
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,054
with live mugatos rather than dead ones?
446
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,139
Stay your whip.
447
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,807
What do you propose?
448
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,058
Well...
449
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,561
By ending the sale
or slaughter of the mugato
450
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,980
while putting an investment
in the conversion of this place
451
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,606
into more of a mugato preserve...
452
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,233
Your long-term revenue streams
453
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,570
will come to include ticket prices,
merchandise, concessions.
454
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,405
The whole gumato!
455
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,408
[Hushed chatter]
456
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,368
Oh, mariner, what's happening?
457
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,663
Those two beautiful nerdy men
are negotiating us to safety
458
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,291
using the power of math.
459
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,542
[Chatter continues]
460
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:55,212
It is a more time-consuming effort
than our current operation,
461
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:58,048
but I can't argue with the profit margin.
462
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,801
Though I don't love releasing captives.
463
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,429
Well, technically,
we really should be apprehending you
464
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,431
for attacking members of starfleet, so...
465
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,225
If we're both unhappy,
that means we've reached...
466
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,519
- A compromise!
- Compromise!
467
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,443
Mugutu venom can have latent effects,
so I'll need to check on you later.
468
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,987
In your quarters. [Purrs]
469
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:24,825
I just got my physical.
I could heal you all night.
470
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,328
[Device beeps]
471
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,704
[Alarm sounding]
472
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,998
Okay, people! It's go time!
473
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:34,668
No, I've got this!
Give me 20ccs of space, all right?
474
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,047
Now that's confidence!
You really showed me something today, kid.
475
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,131
Thank you, doctor.
476
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:41,401
But this isn't your patient.
So get the [bleep] out of our way!
477
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,426
Yes, doctor.
478
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,763
Leaving the frylon system now.
479
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,265
[Chuckles] Oh, you're gonna love this.
480
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,852
We made contact with a group
of eco-friendly ferengi.
481
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,354
- Really?
- Apparently,
482
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,564
they're looking to nurture
abandoned mugato.
483
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,484
Setting up a whole preserve. Very noble.
484
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,944
That's outstanding.
485
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,364
Oh, before you go, you haven't had
any recent shio accidents, ha ve you?
486
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,282
Uh, uh, no. Nothing here.
487
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,367
Okay, good.
488
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,078
We've had some reports
of a scam being run in that sector.
489
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,873
Junk sh/p w/ll purposefully self-destruct
and try to pin it on sta/fleet.
490
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,292
Oh, we'll be sure to look out for that.
491
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,337
Hmm. Did you redecorate?
Something looks different.
492
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,506
- [Loud bang]
- [Yells]
493
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:26,679
Way I see it, you can either pay for
your crimes in a federation penal colony,
494
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:30,224
or we can pretend
you never pulled this little stunt,
495
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:32,518
and you can do some good for a change.
496
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,728
What do you mean ”good”?
497
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,565
[Mugatos chittering]
498
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:41,652
We need to get all this dung out of here
so we can set up a gift shop.
499
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,737
We're going to be rich!
500
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:44,864
[Sighs]
501
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:48,033
[Kynk] From now on,
we work for the mugatos!
502
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,369
This place has to be a horned heaven!
503
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,787
[Hyde groans]
504
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,416
No, you only reveal the graph at the end.
505
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,293
Well, can you inflate the numbers?
506
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,753
- [Laughs] Wait, are you being serious?
- I guess not.
507
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,006
Sorry we thought you were
a secret superspy
508
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,400
who was ready to kill us, by the way.
509
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:05,634
In retrospect,
it probably would have come up before.
510
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:09,096
And I'm sorry I spread a rumor and
made you feel like you weren't my equals,
511
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,056
because today you were the badasses.
512
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,851
I guess I kick ass one way
and you guys do it another.
513
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,520
- Thanks, mariner.
- So, what is happening in this game?
514
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:17,724
Are we almost at compromise?
515
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,023
Huh, no, not even close.
516
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,946
Do you even understand
how to play this at all?
517
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:24,153
I... I guess I don't.
Uh, I'm gonna go grab another round.
518
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,363
How is she kicking our asses so hard?
519
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:28,687
I don't know, but we gotta make sure
she never finds out.
520
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,701
What can I get ya, mariner?
521
00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,785
Three of the same.
522
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:35,831
Hey. You see those two guys back there?
Those are the mugato twins.
523
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,208
Fought off a dozen mugatos bare-handed.
524
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:42,504
Then they ground up the mugato horns,
snorted 'em and acquired strange powers.
525
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,674
Oh. Ma'am, your secret's safe with me.
526
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,343
[Manager] Honus! Are you kidding me?
527
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,554
I needed those limes yesterday.
For real, man.
528
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,515
If you don't wanna work at the bar,
don't work at the bar!
529
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,077
Pew pew/ pew, pew, pew! Pew pew!
530
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,122
Chirp.
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