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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,500 --> 00:00:22,500 SCHOOL REPORT, PART 8 WHAT PARENTS MUST NEVER KNOW 2 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,100 Ladies! What is all this noise? 3 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,600 This isn't a demonstration. 4 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,700 - Good morning. - Good morning, Dr. Steinbach. 5 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,400 Miss Maurer is putting on quite a show. 6 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,200 Now she shows up with a sheik in tow! 7 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,000 "This isn't a demonstration..." 8 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,700 The new teacher is kind of cute, isn't he? 9 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:56,600 I'd love to get him back to breast-feeding! 10 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,600 It takes two to breast-feed, Evi. 11 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:00,210 You want to bet that I'll do it? 12 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:02,710 We'll have two weeks at the hostel. 13 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:03,910 Good luck! 14 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:06,310 - Any more luggage? - Listen up, please! 15 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:08,510 I'd like to introduce Dr. Steinbach. 16 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:11,110 - Good morning, ladies. - Good morning! 17 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:13,210 Starting next term, Dr. Steinbach will be teaching at our school. 18 00:02:13,210 --> 00:02:15,410 Today, he'll being joining us on our school trip. 19 00:02:16,010 --> 00:02:18,310 - Didn't I tell you he's a teacher? - You sure did! 20 00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:20,010 And he's one groovy guy! 21 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,220 Dr. Steinbach teaches biology. 22 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:24,220 Oh! 23 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:27,220 Even better! Then he must really know how to do it! 24 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,220 - Is everyone here? - Yes! 25 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,820 Then please get on the bus. 26 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:40,820 Dumb fucking luggage! 27 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:45,520 He sure is cute. 28 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,020 One for all, and all for one! 29 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,920 And you're not supposed to turn lesbian. 30 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,420 - I hope I'm not too late. - Just in time! 31 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,030 Hey, where have you been? 32 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:57,130 - I'm Annette's father. - Dr. Maurer, this is Dr. Steinbach. 33 00:02:57,230 --> 00:03:00,230 I beg your pardon, but I promised my daughter I'd drop her off... 34 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:02,530 ...then suddenly there's something wrong with the car. 35 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:04,830 No need to worry. You made it on time. 36 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,230 Then I won't keep you. 37 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,230 I must admit, you have a good-looking father. 38 00:03:08,430 --> 00:03:11,230 You think so? Well, he can be a little strict. 39 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:14,030 Ladies, please board the bus! Or would you rather stay here? 40 00:03:14,030 --> 00:03:16,430 Stay here? No way! With a tour guide like that! 41 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,940 Well, what about you, miss? Do you need a special invitation? 42 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,640 Did you teach at a convent school? 43 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,040 You must have a big stick to keep those poor schoolgirls in line! 44 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,240 Excuse me! May I get through? 45 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,640 Well, this should be fun... 46 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,240 Get out your comic books, Gisela! 47 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,940 Here's the latest issue. 48 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,340 Come here, Gabi! You have the hots for Mickey Mouse, too! 49 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,440 Oh, yes! Let me see! 50 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,040 That's so cool! 51 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:17,350 Here, look at this! 52 00:04:18,150 --> 00:04:19,550 Oh, he's so cute! 53 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:25,650 - Cute enough to eat, right? - Too bad he's gay, huh? 54 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:27,750 I'd re-educate him, no problem! 55 00:04:28,550 --> 00:04:32,750 No! Re-educating him is way too much work. 56 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:35,550 I'd suggest finding a real young boy who is completely inexperienced. 57 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,050 He won't give you any grief. 58 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:40,650 Why? Do you have personal experience? 59 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:44,450 I sure do! I made a move on our apprentice... 60 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:49,350 His name was Rolf. He was an apprentice at our nursery. 61 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:51,760 He was from a small, distant village. 62 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,160 So he lived with us at our home. 63 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,960 His room was right above my own. 64 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,960 He really was a good-looking boy. 65 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:00,060 But let me tell you, he was incredibly shy! 66 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,860 I only had to say good morning... 67 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:04,260 ...and his ears instantly turned bright red! 68 00:05:04,660 --> 00:05:05,860 Well, in a nutshell... 69 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:08,660 ...it was obvious that I'd have to make the first move. 70 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,360 I thought I'd start out by showing him what I had to offer. 71 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:15,770 Hopefully, he liked big pears. 72 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:18,770 A breast! And a nipple! 73 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:21,370 It must be a dream. 74 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:22,570 Oh! 75 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:26,870 An ass! Round, plump, sweet... 76 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,070 If he can bear the sight of pussy... 77 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:32,870 ...he's qualified to become my apprentice. 78 00:05:33,070 --> 00:05:34,070 That's a... 79 00:05:34,070 --> 00:05:35,070 ...a thingy! 80 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:38,580 Ah! My dick is about to explode! 81 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:41,380 What are you doing in the greenhouse? 82 00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,180 It's warmer in here than outside. 83 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,380 Insolent thing! 84 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,080 Probably a sign of puberty. 85 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,980 Oh, Rolf... 86 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,680 ...could you help me tie my dress? 87 00:05:58,180 --> 00:05:59,680 Oh! Oh... 88 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,380 Yeah. 89 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:07,780 Do you like to go dancing? 90 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:09,290 I... I... 91 00:06:09,590 --> 00:06:11,790 Actually, I don't know how to dance. 92 00:06:11,990 --> 00:06:14,990 That's nothing to worry about. Would you like me to teach you? 93 00:06:15,990 --> 00:06:18,090 Well, I have a lot of work to do, and... 94 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:19,990 ...I'm always tired in the evening. 95 00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:21,890 But you like listening to records, right? 96 00:06:22,190 --> 00:06:24,190 Yes... sometimes. 97 00:06:24,490 --> 00:06:26,790 I have some great records. Would you like to listen to them? 98 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:29,190 Maybe... 99 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,690 Goodbye! 100 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,900 Stupid fool! 101 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,400 Well, at first I was angry. 102 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,100 I showed this guy everything I had... 103 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,200 ...and all he did was turn red in the face and run away! 104 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,200 But I didn't give up. 105 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,300 I would have let the fool go! 106 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,500 No... by then my female pride had kicked in. 107 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,000 I knew he took a shower every night after work. 108 00:06:57,300 --> 00:07:01,400 If he couldn't do it in the greenhouse, he couldn't do it in the bathtub, either! 109 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,400 - Shit! - Did you break something? 110 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:29,410 Um, I meant break your... 111 00:07:30,110 --> 00:07:31,110 Shit! 112 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,710 Did you hurt yourself, sweetheart? 113 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:35,410 Did you just call me sweetheart? 114 00:07:35,410 --> 00:07:38,210 Give me a hand. I think I broke my ass! 115 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:39,710 What? Broke your ass? 116 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:40,910 Come on! Help me! 117 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:43,910 Are you sure it's your ass? 118 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,210 I have to leave! 119 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:46,410 Always running away! 120 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,320 What an asshole! 121 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:51,020 Gisi... 122 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:54,820 ...I will never forget your sweet little ass. 123 00:07:55,420 --> 00:08:00,320 If you only knew the trouble you cause me and my weiner. 124 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:03,120 But you don't have the slightest notion... 125 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:06,020 ...because you're so young and innocent. 126 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,620 Right now, I'm touching your fruit orchard... 127 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:12,320 ...and dreaming about your treasure chest. 128 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,520 And your breast. 129 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:22,020 It's the most beautiful thing I've seen in all my life! 130 00:08:22,830 --> 00:08:25,330 It's too much for anyone to bear. 131 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:28,130 I'm sure you can wait a little longer, my boy. 132 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:29,830 Stay calm... 133 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:39,530 That same day, my parents went out for the evening. 134 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:42,230 It's tonight or never! 135 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:49,530 Oh... that burns! 136 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,730 If it doesn't work out tonight... 137 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:53,730 ...I'll take up knitting and make a scarf out of my bush. 138 00:08:55,930 --> 00:08:57,730 I had planned on walking straight in... 139 00:08:57,730 --> 00:09:00,530 ...but I suddenly heard quiet moaning coming from his room. 140 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,740 At first, I thought he was with another girl. 141 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:05,440 But when I peeked through the keyhole... 142 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,140 ...I couldn't believe my eyes! 143 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:10,940 He was looking at a porn magazine and stroking his shaft. 144 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:12,940 He must have been out of his mind! 145 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:16,340 Don't you dare break it, my boy! 146 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,240 I can put it to better use! 147 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,640 Such beautiful titties... 148 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,240 Of course, I wondered what I should do. 149 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,940 First, I already wanted to fuck... 150 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:41,050 ...and second, I was really wet just from watching him. 151 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:44,850 I decided to interrupt him before he came in his hand. 152 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:49,850 But, Miss... uh, Gisela! What are you doing here? 153 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:51,750 I'm so scared, Rolf! 154 00:09:51,950 --> 00:09:53,550 Let me stay with you! 155 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:59,050 What are you scared of? 156 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,050 There's no thunderstorm... 157 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,950 But one could be coming! 158 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,450 Please, don't send me away, Rolfi! 159 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:09,350 Yeah... but what's happening now? 160 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,860 Be a good boy and let me snuggle with you for a while. 161 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:15,060 I'm so cold. 162 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:16,660 Is that so? 163 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,560 Oh... now I feel much better. 164 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:23,160 Oh my goodness! 165 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,160 Oh Rolf... 166 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:34,560 ...I feel something strange under here. 167 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,760 Leave it alone, Gisela! 168 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,860 I wonder what it is. 169 00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:42,060 Stop it! Please! 170 00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:43,370 Don't... 171 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,170 - Oh! - No! 172 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,470 Why not? 173 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:49,970 I... 174 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:54,470 I... can't... 175 00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:57,370 Can't... stand it! 176 00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:59,370 Why, does it hurt? 177 00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,570 Oh my... you've come to life! 178 00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:08,870 I don't care anymore! Something has to happen! 179 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:12,270 But not in my a... Ah, now you have it right! 180 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:15,280 If I had only known how good it feels to fuck! 181 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,980 Not so fast! 182 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,480 What's happening? 183 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,280 So now... 184 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,380 ...I'm done for. 185 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:26,680 You survived! ...I'm done for. 186 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,580 You survived! 187 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,080 That sure takes it out of you. 188 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,380 Do you know what you are, Rolfi? 189 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:41,280 No, what? 190 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,380 You're my Christopher Columbus! 191 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,690 You were the first one to discover my New World. 192 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:47,290 Columbus? 193 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:48,990 Wasn't he an admiral? 194 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:50,590 Yes, he became one... 195 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:52,690 ...but not until he had completed three expeditions. 196 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:55,990 So, what do you think? Would you like to set sail one more time? 197 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,890 What? Again? So soon? 198 00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:01,390 Oh, how sweet the little guy is! 199 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,390 And so snuggly! 200 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:09,890 Oh... now he's not so little anymore. 201 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,900 Look at that! He's growing into a wonderful tree. 202 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,300 My... he's so cute! 203 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:20,700 He deserves my best treatment. 204 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,300 When someone's really in love, they close their eyes. 205 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,800 Yeah... 206 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,700 ...I've read that as well. 207 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,700 Don't spin around like that! It's not a corkscrew. 208 00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:00,300 Doesn't this feel better than doing it yourself? 209 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,700 Actually... it does. 210 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,800 Oh, my sweet Columbus! 211 00:13:10,110 --> 00:13:13,010 It feels so good to set sail with you. 212 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,210 It won't be long... 213 00:13:15,710 --> 00:13:17,310 ...until we reach the shore! 214 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,310 No! 215 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,410 So how many times did your Columbus set sail? 216 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:25,410 Three times! He became an admiral. 217 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,810 The next morning he was so pale and weak-kneed... 218 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:30,010 ...my mother nearly sent him to see a doctor. 219 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,210 But later that afternoon in the greenhouse... 220 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,710 ...he was ready to go again! 221 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:36,510 Good for you! You've got your Columbus by the balls! 222 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,520 You have a fine group of girls, Professor. 223 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,720 - Is there a problem? - I'll ask Renate. 224 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:56,020 Have you seen Annette? 225 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,120 I think she was feeling nauseous, and stayed on the bus. 226 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,520 Annette? 227 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,620 Oh, it's you, Inge. 228 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,620 - I almost thought... - What? 229 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,820 Oh... nothing. 230 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,420 What's the matter? Are you in pain? 231 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,020 - Can I help? - No. 232 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,330 Come on... talk to me. 233 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:31,330 Something's going on. I promise not to tell anyone. 234 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,330 - It's nothing. - Your not fooling me. 235 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:38,630 You're feeling nauseous, you're crying, you're not talking. 236 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:39,930 Are you pregnant? 237 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,830 Is it that obvious? 238 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:43,630 If you keep acting this way, it will be. 239 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,830 But don't worry, there are no visible signs yet. 240 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,530 - How far along are you? - I'm in my third month. 241 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:50,430 And you don't want to confide in your parents? 242 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,140 That's impossible. You don't know my father! 243 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,340 It would be a disaster. 244 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,040 What about your mother? 245 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,340 She has no say at all. Her whining would only make it worse! 246 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,840 And who is the father? 247 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:05,540 He's the most decent young man you can imagine. 248 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:09,040 Decent? I'm not so sure about... 249 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,440 It's true! You just don't know him 250 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,240 You're really in love, huh? 251 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:21,040 You know, he's exactly like the man I always imagined... 252 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:24,350 ...I'd want to spend the rest of my life with. 253 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:26,350 So, he's a real miracle man. 254 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,050 Where did you meet him? 255 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:31,550 We met at a birthday party... for my girlfriend. 256 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,350 Biggi had just turned 19. 257 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,050 She had invited some guys I didn't know... 258 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:37,550 ...including my wonderful Jurgen. 259 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:38,950 Jurgen Amrein. 260 00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,650 Oh, my God! 261 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,550 So you're enlisted as a paramedic, Jurgen? 262 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,660 Yes, I volunteered because I want to study medicine. 263 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:53,960 I can use the experience. 264 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,960 Voluntarily enlist? He must be out of his mind! 265 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,760 Helmut also studies medicine. He's in his third term. 266 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,860 It's a dumb idea to join the army! 267 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,460 What else could I do? I got my draft notice. 268 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,160 And you want to study medicine? 269 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,360 There are a lot of ways to weasel your way out. 270 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:13,460 That may very well be, but serving in the army will actually give me... 271 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,660 ...a big advantage later on in my academic career. 272 00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:18,670 - What's your grade-point average? - 2.8. 273 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,770 And with those grades you plan to study medicine? 274 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:24,470 Why not? Am I going to treat my patients... 275 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:26,670 ...with advanced mathematics and Latin vocabulary? 276 00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:28,670 These days it's all about performance, my friend. 277 00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:31,270 Nonsense! According to today's standards... 278 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:32,870 ...many brilliant senior physicians... 279 00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:35,270 ...would never have earned their medical degrees. Right? 280 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,170 Jurgen really impressed me. 281 00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:40,570 Gee! You seem to be seriously interested in Jurgen. 282 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:41,880 I certainly am! 283 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,480 We hadn't seen each other since the birthday party. 284 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,180 He had been re-assigned... 285 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,880 ...so it was only by chance that we met again. 286 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,480 - Hi, Jurgen! - Annette! 287 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,280 - What are you doing here? - I'm studying here now. 288 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,080 - Medicine? - You remember? 289 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,780 - Yes, it worked out, thank God! - Despite your mediocre grades? 290 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:09,480 It was either a miracle or some kind of computer error. 291 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,180 - Sounds like a reason to celebrate! - For sure! But... 292 00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:15,290 But unfortunately, I can't afford a fancy night on the town. 293 00:17:15,490 --> 00:17:16,590 That doesn't matter. 294 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:25,990 It's strange. We only met that one time, at Biggi's birthday party. 295 00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:27,990 What's so strange? 296 00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:31,990 Well, it feels like we've known each other for a very long time. 297 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,790 I know what you mean, Annette. I feel the same way. 298 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:38,390 I thought of you often during my military service. 299 00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:39,990 Really, Jurgen? 300 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,290 Just a tiny sip for me. 301 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:47,190 I'm sorry. 302 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,300 There's a pub down on the corner. I'm sure I can pick up something there. 303 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,300 I'll be right back. 304 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,300 - Hey, Jurgen? - Huh? 305 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,700 Wait a minute. 306 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,500 1.00... 1.50... 2.00... 307 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,600 2 marks and 50 cents. That's all I have on me. 308 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,200 Out of the question! 309 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,100 I insist you take the money! 310 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,300 Remember, when I want something, I get it. 311 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,100 All right, then. I'll be right back. 312 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,810 I watched Jurgen cross the street. He was running. 313 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:20,310 I knew I had fallen in love. 314 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,310 I wanted Jurgen for my own. 315 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,810 Of course, it was silly of me to think... 316 00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:31,810 ...that I could make a man mine like this. 317 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,010 But I felt I had no other choice. 318 00:18:42,210 --> 00:18:46,110 What does being a virgin really mean to a man today? 319 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:57,410 Jurgen... 320 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:04,010 Are you mad at me? 321 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,910 This was a stupid thing to do, right? 322 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:25,420 It was the first time a man had seen me in the flesh. 323 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,420 But it's strange... 324 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,420 With Jurgen, I didn't feel naked at all. 325 00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:45,820 I love you. 326 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,020 Let's stay together forever. 327 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:52,420 And it happened then, on your first time? 328 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,320 It must have. I got a prescription for the pill the next day. 329 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,220 But it was already too late. 330 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,720 And now what? 331 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,720 No idea. I'm totally stressed out. 332 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:04,330 If my father finds out, he'll kick me out of the house. 333 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,230 I can't believe he'd do such a thing! 334 00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,530 You don't know my father. 335 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:12,830 Have you given any thought... to having an abortion? 336 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,430 Of course! 337 00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:18,430 But just the suggestion of it set Jurgen off. 338 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:22,230 Have you gone crazy, Annette? What did you do? 339 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:24,730 I took a bath that was so hot it almost burned my skin. 340 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,230 That's just an old-wives' tale! 341 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,430 You'll only hurt yourself and the baby. 342 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,240 I just want it to go away... 343 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,040 But Annette, we love each other! 344 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,040 Don't you want to have my child? 345 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:36,540 Of course I do! 346 00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:39,740 So there! Why are you doing these things? 347 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,040 My parents... they must never know. 348 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,540 - I'll talk to your father. - No! You mustn't! 349 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,540 He'll only kick you out of the house, and I'll be next. 350 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:48,340 I can handle him! 351 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,140 Forget about your parents. 352 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,950 This is something that concerns only you and me. 353 00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:54,750 That's easy for you to say. You don't know my father! 354 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,150 Let him kick me out. What do I care? 355 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:00,150 Come on, Annette, we can make it - and so will our child. 356 00:22:00,550 --> 00:22:02,350 But how will we make a living? 357 00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:04,150 You just started university. 358 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,250 Don't worry, we'll manage somehow. 359 00:22:09,550 --> 00:22:12,750 Listen, Annette, the day we met again... 360 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,850 ...was the most beautiful day of my life. 361 00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:17,450 And our child was conceived on that day. 362 00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,860 That's the reason I want us to have it. 363 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:23,660 You'll be going on your school trip soon. 364 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:28,660 I'll find a way to visit you. Okay? 365 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,060 But they don't allow visitors there. 366 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:32,460 I'll manage somehow. 367 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,760 Jurgen, you have to promise... 368 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,560 ...not to talk to my parents in the meantime. 369 00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,460 It's my responsibility to deal with them. 370 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:41,260 I just don't yet know how. 371 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:48,760 That's it. Now you know everything, Inge. 372 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:51,570 - Please don't tell on me. - You can count on me. 373 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:54,070 I'm just trying to figure out how I might help you. 374 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:57,770 Here comes everybody. Now, pull yourself together. 375 00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:11,770 Keep it down, please! 376 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:13,470 The noise must be giving the driver a hot flash. 377 00:23:13,570 --> 00:23:15,970 I can think of a few other things that would give him a hot flash! 378 00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:21,570 Do think Dr. Maurer has ever done the deed? 379 00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:23,070 - Dr. Maurer? - Yes. 380 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,870 - I bet she has! - Why? 381 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,770 I have a sixth sense about that. 382 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:29,080 She's not as big a spinster as the one in Hannover. 383 00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:30,380 Jutta was with me... 384 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:31,880 Hey, Jutta! Come here a second. 385 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:38,180 Do you remember when we took a class in Hannover? 386 00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:40,580 Oh, yeah... Miss Eberhardt. 387 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:42,180 The biology teacher. 388 00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:43,980 She was a true vestal virgin. 389 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,180 What happened with her? 390 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,480 She was a real piece of work. 391 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:47,680 She had hair like a pollywog... 392 00:23:47,690 --> 00:23:49,390 ...and the fashion sense of Frankenstein. 393 00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:51,390 I guess she was trying to assert her authority. 394 00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:55,590 Take the mimosa, for example, the so-called sensitive plant. 395 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:58,090 In response to being touched... 396 00:23:58,090 --> 00:24:00,490 ...we can observe how the plant's irritability... 397 00:24:00,490 --> 00:24:02,290 ...is being transmitted from one leaf to another. 398 00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:05,590 Such mechanical stimuli are detected by sensitive spots: 399 00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:08,390 ...sensitive papillae, sensitive hairs and sensitive bristles... 400 00:24:08,390 --> 00:24:11,990 ...all found in the upper layer of the so-called epidermis. 401 00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:16,890 The common feature shared by sensitive spots and sensitive papillae... 402 00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,400 ...is the existence of areas with thin cell walls... 403 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,900 ...which act as gateways for these stimuli. 404 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:23,900 Hey, you! 405 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,500 Forget about manual labor! 406 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:29,300 I'll get you a cool guy who knows what he's doing. 407 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,000 It's essential to understand, ladies... 408 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,000 ...that the distinction between the living and the dead... 409 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,300 ...the distinction between organic and inorganic matter... 410 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,100 ...is primarily irritability. 411 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,200 What does that mean in a biological context? 412 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:42,710 Evi? 413 00:24:42,710 --> 00:24:46,810 Um... Irritability is... um... 414 00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:49,310 When you... Well, I mean... 415 00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:52,510 When something irritates you! 416 00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:54,810 Like fleas or other pests... 417 00:24:54,810 --> 00:24:56,210 Or when you're playing poker! 418 00:24:58,510 --> 00:24:59,710 Or irritating men! 419 00:24:59,810 --> 00:25:02,310 Jutta, you're forgetting a teacher's irritability... 420 00:25:02,310 --> 00:25:04,310 ...when a student shows no interest in her assignments... 421 00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:07,310 ...but constantly disturbs the class with inappropriate remarks. 422 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:12,920 Jutta, why don't you tell me the name of the organs... 423 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,520 ...with which an animate being processes these stimuli? 424 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,620 Now it's your turn! 425 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,120 The erogenous zones! 426 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,820 We're not talking about you, Juta. We're talking about plants. 427 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,120 So? I've been called a "hot potato." 428 00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:32,920 I think it more accurate to refer to you as an immature brat! 429 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:36,220 Please! I suggest you take things more seriously, ladies! 430 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,520 So, what are these organs called? 431 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,720 Sensory organs. 432 00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:42,430 That's what I was talking about! 433 00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:44,130 Good. 434 00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:48,330 Anita? Could you give us an example of their reaction? 435 00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:50,830 Yes, there are certain plants... 436 00:25:50,830 --> 00:25:54,330 ...such as peas, beans... 437 00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:57,230 ...cucumbers, squash... 438 00:25:58,230 --> 00:25:59,430 Eggs! 439 00:26:03,530 --> 00:26:06,230 Well... the plants look for something solid... 440 00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:08,430 ...and then entwine themselves around it... 441 00:26:08,430 --> 00:26:13,330 ...as soon as the plant's circling movement touches a solid object. 442 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:17,240 Yes... and when the twines prop up... 443 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,140 ...the erection is produced... 444 00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:21,840 ...by the increased pressure of the plant fluids. 445 00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:27,740 Your immaturity is outrageous! 446 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,040 There are more important things in life than the one and only thing... 447 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,940 ...that seems to be on your mind at all times. 448 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:36,340 You can always come to me with a problem... 449 00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:38,640 ...but stop this constant disturbance of the class... 450 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,940 ...with your impertinent double-entendres. 451 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,640 This went on in every biology class. 452 00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:47,350 Miss Eberhardt was bound to become a dried up old spinster. 453 00:26:47,350 --> 00:26:50,450 So Jutta and I decided to help her break the habit. 454 00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:52,250 We knew this guy called Hans. 455 00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:54,150 He was only happy when he had someone to fuck... 456 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:55,950 ...and it didn't seem to matter who it was. 457 00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:58,950 Your teacher? Really? She's single? 458 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:01,050 - Strange! - What's so strange about it? 459 00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:03,650 Well, she's not bad looking... 460 00:27:03,650 --> 00:27:07,350 ...if you ignore the glasses and that silly hairdo. 461 00:27:07,450 --> 00:27:09,050 She's totally unapproachable. 462 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,260 She'd never give in to such basic instincts. 463 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:12,460 Nonsense! Every woman needs a little something in bed. 464 00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:14,460 - She doesn't. - Of course she does. 465 00:27:14,460 --> 00:27:17,260 - You'll never succeed! - I'll bet you anything! 466 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,860 Okay, if I lose, I'll grant you a wish. 467 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,360 And if you win? 468 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,860 Then you two will grant me a wish. Deal? 469 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,860 I think I know what you want from us. 470 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,160 Even better! 471 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:29,260 Do you promise to stick to it? 472 00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:30,570 If I win... 473 00:27:30,870 --> 00:27:33,870 Okay, okay! We promise. 474 00:27:36,470 --> 00:27:39,570 Listen, I need your help. It will only take a few minutes. 475 00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:41,070 You two have to hit on a woman. 476 00:27:41,070 --> 00:27:43,570 I'll play the savior and knock you out. 477 00:27:43,770 --> 00:27:45,570 - What? Knock me out? - I'll just pretend. 478 00:27:45,770 --> 00:27:49,370 Okay, you may knock us out for a couple of six-packs. 479 00:27:49,570 --> 00:27:52,670 For one six-pack, we'll fight back. Okay? 480 00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:54,870 And if you don't give us anything... 481 00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:58,470 ...you'll end up as a case study in the ICU. 482 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,080 We'll rent a motorcycle and pretend we're bikers. 483 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,480 - Do you know how to ride? - Me? You mean really ride it? 484 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,480 No! But I can sit on it. That should do, right? 485 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,680 I'll get the bike. 486 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:18,180 Excuse me, ma'am. May I ask you something? 487 00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:19,380 Yes, of course. 488 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:21,480 - Is that a bottle of milk? - Yes. 489 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:24,180 - May I have a look? - Well... yes. 490 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,380 Nice packaging! 491 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,980 Oh! Why did you do that? 492 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:32,290 Well, you know, I have an aversion to milk. 493 00:28:33,890 --> 00:28:35,390 - May I? - What do you think... 494 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:37,890 - But we're crazy about breast milk! - Let go of me! 495 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:40,090 - I'll scream for help! - How about a little threesome? 496 00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:41,390 With two hot guys like us, eh? 497 00:28:41,390 --> 00:28:44,190 You can scream all you want! We rule the streets! 498 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,190 What a nice piece of ass! 499 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:48,690 Let go of the lady! 500 00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:50,490 Fuck off or I'll break your face! 501 00:28:56,590 --> 00:28:58,590 - Are you injured? - No, no... 502 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,100 Come on, I'll walk you home. 503 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,000 That asshole hit me for real! 504 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,100 Calm down, ma'am. Everything's fine now. 505 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,300 - Yes. - You need to lie down for a moment. 506 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,200 You prefer the sofa or bed? 507 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:18,200 Here... 508 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,400 Shouldn't we call the police? 509 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,400 What's the use? Those bikers are long gone! 510 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,000 - You just need a shot of cognac. - I'm afraid I have no cognac. 511 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,000 Do you have any alcohol? I could use a shot myself! 512 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:41,210 - I do have some whiskey. - Great! That's perfect! 513 00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:44,110 Just stay where you are. 514 00:29:44,510 --> 00:29:46,010 - Where is it? - What? 515 00:29:46,010 --> 00:29:47,010 The whiskey. 516 00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:49,610 Oh, I see. Yes. In the cupboard. 517 00:29:49,910 --> 00:29:51,410 Behind the spices. 518 00:29:56,210 --> 00:29:57,710 Ah... here it is! 519 00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:04,310 A little spice is always good. 520 00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:11,010 Here, have a sip. 521 00:30:15,010 --> 00:30:17,010 - Better? - Yes. 522 00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:27,320 By the way, my name is Hans. Hans Weimann. 523 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:30,320 My name is Eberhardt. 524 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,120 Really? I could have sworn you were a woman. 525 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,920 That's my last name, of course. 526 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:36,920 That's it? No other name? 527 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,220 - Irene. - Very nice! Irene is perfect. 528 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:41,720 It suits you very well. 529 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,720 What do you mean? 530 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:48,220 Relax. I meant a pretty name suits a pretty woman. 531 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:51,820 - You're making fun of me! - Absolutely not. 532 00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:54,830 You are a beautiful woman, believe me. 533 00:30:55,130 --> 00:30:56,130 Huh? 534 00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:59,130 No one ever told me that. 535 00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:02,730 Well then... it's about time! Have another shot, it always helps. 536 00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:04,130 I'm not so sure! 537 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:05,730 I'd rather not... 538 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:09,130 Come on, give it a try! 539 00:31:25,330 --> 00:31:26,530 What did you do? 540 00:31:26,530 --> 00:31:28,030 I kissed you. 541 00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:32,330 - But you must not... do that. - Why not? 542 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,440 It says "Eberhardt." That's where she lives. 543 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,040 Don't open the door! 544 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,040 Maybe they're saying the rosary. 545 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,440 But it may be urgent! 546 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:26,240 Please be quiet! Do me a favor and hide. 547 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:32,140 Oh, God! The whiskey! 548 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:41,540 Hello, Miss Eberhardt. Is this a bad time? May I? 549 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,140 What are you doing here? 550 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:46,640 Well, you said we could come to you with problems any time. 551 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,140 Yes, so we were thinking... about those irritability movements... 552 00:32:50,150 --> 00:32:52,150 ...and the intake of sensory stimuli... 553 00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:54,250 Well, that's very sweet of you, but... 554 00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:58,250 You know, ladies, you really can't... 555 00:32:58,850 --> 00:33:00,650 - Oh! Do you have company? - No. 556 00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:02,150 - Have we disturbed you? - Yes. 557 00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:04,950 Well, actually, no. Honestly, no. 558 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,350 Oh... 559 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:08,450 Perhaps you'd be so kind as to leave? 560 00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:11,650 Maybe I can explain your irritability question tomorrow. 561 00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:13,950 And the transfer of sperm as well? 562 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:16,260 Please don't jump to conclusions. 563 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,460 I mean, the person in attendance is... 564 00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:20,560 - Is... - But there's no one here! 565 00:33:20,660 --> 00:33:21,860 There isn't? 566 00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:23,660 You appear to be very excited, Miss Eberhardt. 567 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,260 - Oh... - Aren't you feeling well? 568 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,760 No, it's nothing, just a little headache. 569 00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:31,460 Well, we don't want to bother you any longer, do we, Jutta? 570 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,160 Yes. We can discuss sensory stimuli and irritability some other time. 571 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:37,260 In the meantime, you can gain some experience... 572 00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:41,370 Yes, indeed. I'm a bit nervous today. I better go straight to bed. 573 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:42,970 A bed always helps. 574 00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:46,770 - Well, no hard feelings. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 575 00:33:54,470 --> 00:33:55,670 Mr. Weimann? 576 00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:57,370 Where are you? 577 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:59,370 Don't tell me you jumped out the window! 578 00:34:03,470 --> 00:34:05,070 What are you doing in my bed? 579 00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:09,070 No one was going to find me here. I didn't want to embarrass you. 580 00:34:09,170 --> 00:34:11,670 - How dare you! - But you said... 581 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:13,470 ...I should do you a favor. 582 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,080 But you didn't have to take your clothes off. 583 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:17,980 I didn't want to dirty the sheets. 584 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,280 Get out of my bed immediately! 585 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,680 Of course, as you wish. 586 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,080 Please get back into bed. 587 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,080 How pretty you are. 588 00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:00,480 What... ? What... are you doing to me? 589 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,880 - Should I stop and leave? - Yes, of course you should. 590 00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:13,480 Oh, but stay! 591 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,080 Your body is like Venus de Milo. 592 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:18,290 That old? 593 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:20,290 No... that beautiful. 594 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,690 What? Lose the panties, too? 595 00:35:28,690 --> 00:35:30,490 It won't work with them on, sweetheart. 596 00:35:36,390 --> 00:35:39,190 - Lie down? - I get tired standing up. 597 00:36:19,690 --> 00:36:22,590 You beautiful, strong man! I love you! 598 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,090 It feels so good! 599 00:36:25,390 --> 00:36:27,390 You're such a beautiful woman! 600 00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:30,990 I wouldn't trade you for any of those young girls! 601 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:33,490 Don't lie to me. 602 00:36:33,500 --> 00:36:34,700 You must not lie! 603 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:35,900 I swear! 604 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,200 I have to tell you something, darling. 605 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,800 The incident with those bikers... 606 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:36,900 I arranged the whole thing. 607 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,900 I couldn't think of any other way to get close to you. 608 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,200 Forgive me. 609 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,600 - Because I really love you. - You're just saying that. 610 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:49,300 And the next day, Miss Eberhardt didn't show up for class. 611 00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:52,600 Maybe she really was sick. She sure acted strange. 612 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:55,210 And in the afternoon, we both went to see Hans. 613 00:37:55,610 --> 00:37:56,910 So tell us, what happened? 614 00:37:56,910 --> 00:37:58,610 Did you fuck her or not? 615 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,910 I'm sorry to disappoint you kids, but it didn't work out. 616 00:38:01,910 --> 00:38:03,410 And I won't try again. 617 00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:05,310 See? I knew it! 618 00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:07,210 The old maid won't budge. 619 00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:09,710 Yes, I'm sorry, but you won the bet. 620 00:38:10,110 --> 00:38:11,610 But let me tell you one thing. 621 00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:15,510 Miss Eberhardt is a fantastic woman. She deserves nothing but respect. 622 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,720 You girls could learn a thing or two from her. 623 00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:21,220 - Are you crazy? - He's got a screw loose! 624 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,220 That's it? I expected a little more. 625 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:26,820 You got me all excited for nothing! 626 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:29,220 We felt the same way... 627 00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:31,620 ...but the next day we were in for a surprise. 628 00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:42,320 Man, I must be dreaming! 629 00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:44,420 No way! It can't be true! 630 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,620 Miss Eberhardt is coming! 631 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:57,520 Good morning, ladies. 632 00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:06,830 I've decided to conclude the topic of plants, ladies... 633 00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:10,030 ...and instead turn to the study of human organs responsible for... 634 00:39:10,030 --> 00:39:13,530 ...the intake of sensory stimuli and related irritability movements. 635 00:39:14,330 --> 00:39:16,830 I assume you'll find this more interesting. 636 00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:22,830 Thank you. 637 00:39:29,930 --> 00:39:33,230 I don't know the artist who drew this... 638 00:39:33,230 --> 00:39:36,030 ...but nevertheless, I'd advise her... 639 00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:39,830 ...not to have such oversized expectations of men. 640 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,130 I believe we should approach this subject... 641 00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,930 ...a little more factually. 642 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,340 Wow! Now I'm totally blown away! 643 00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:52,740 Well, your friend Hans sure pulled a fast one on you! 644 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,640 You can say that again! 645 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,340 But he never would admit that he actually did get into her pants. 646 00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,040 We found out later that he was in a serious relationship with her. 647 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,240 Well, it's been a long time since I had a naked man in front of me! 648 00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:08,440 Yeah, right! Stop joking around. I don't believe a word of it. 649 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,540 No, really! It's been almost two weeks! 650 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,240 Honestly. 651 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:14,740 For sure! 652 00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:18,050 Remember when I had to go to Cologne with my parents two weeks ago? 653 00:40:18,050 --> 00:40:20,150 My cousin Uschi and I seized the opportunity... 654 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:21,950 ...and went for a ride in the country. 655 00:40:22,050 --> 00:40:23,850 Most likely without any panties! 656 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,750 NO FISHING 657 00:40:27,850 --> 00:40:29,650 Come on! Bite, little fishes! 658 00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:32,450 Bite, so Daddy's got something for dinner tonight! 659 00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:34,550 Come on, already. 660 00:40:34,650 --> 00:40:36,150 Bite! 661 00:40:37,350 --> 00:40:39,150 I discovered this lake a few weeks ago. 662 00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:40,760 No one ever comes out here. 663 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,760 Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? 664 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,960 - No, why? - It's great! I'm telling you! 665 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,460 You feel totally free! 666 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,760 The feeling of the water engulfing your pussy... 667 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,760 ...will give you goosebumps! 668 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,360 Come on, Uschi, hurry up! I have to pee. 669 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,260 - Just pee in the lake. - No, it will make the fish get horny! 670 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:15,360 So what? Fish like to have sex, too. 671 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:20,370 Hey! Careful! 672 00:41:28,670 --> 00:41:31,370 It's contagious. Now I have to pee, too. 673 00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:32,970 I hope no one comes along. 674 00:41:33,070 --> 00:41:35,270 I told you, no one ever comes out here. 675 00:41:37,270 --> 00:41:38,770 Here we go. 676 00:41:50,270 --> 00:41:54,570 Wow! Uschi! Check out your breasts! They're twice the size of mine! 677 00:41:54,770 --> 00:41:57,170 Yes, but you better stop, or I'll make love to you. 678 00:41:57,170 --> 00:41:59,570 - But I'm no lesbian! - Did you think I was? 679 00:41:59,570 --> 00:42:01,370 Your breasts are really nice, too! 680 00:42:01,470 --> 00:42:03,970 I bet everyone wants a feel of these! 681 00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,980 - Some guys prefer small tits. - Stop talking trash! 682 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:09,380 Girl, you're as white as Emmentaler cheese! 683 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:11,480 Well, you don't look like you've seen much sun this year, either! 684 00:42:11,580 --> 00:42:15,980 I was thinking the same thing. It's about time I got a little tan. 685 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,080 - Have you ever shaved your pussy? - Yes. 686 00:42:18,180 --> 00:42:22,180 But never again! It itches terribly when the hair starts growing back. 687 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:27,580 Did you know that fish have dicks? 688 00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,380 No, I never heard that one before. 689 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,380 Ah! It feels great! 690 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,880 Come here! 691 00:43:28,090 --> 00:43:29,590 I'm going to dunk you! 692 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:39,990 - I just got bit by a fish! - Where? 693 00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:41,390 Just look at that! 694 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,490 - I'm coming for you! - Go ahead! 695 00:44:05,490 --> 00:44:06,990 Okay... and now... 696 00:44:10,890 --> 00:44:12,690 I'm getting out. It's too cold. 697 00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:14,890 I've had enough, too. I'm going to lay out in the sun. 698 00:44:15,190 --> 00:44:17,390 Hey, Uschi! All our things are gone! 699 00:44:17,490 --> 00:44:19,790 What? That's impossible! 700 00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:23,490 Can't you see? Everything's gone! This is where we left our clothes. 701 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:26,000 Then someone must have stolen our stuff! 702 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:29,400 Hello! Is anybody there? 703 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,800 Hello! 704 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:38,500 Good day, ladies. My name is Muller. 705 00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:41,200 Did you steal our clothes? 706 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,400 Steal? Who would use an expression like that? 707 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,300 Why don't you come a little closer? 708 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,100 Absolutely not, you dirty old man! 709 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,100 Give us our stuff back, and hurry up! 710 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,100 Why be so unfriendly? There's no need to nitpick! 711 00:44:57,410 --> 00:44:59,510 Two yummy-looking girls like you! 712 00:45:00,110 --> 00:45:02,910 Just come a little closer! We can work everything out! 713 00:45:05,310 --> 00:45:06,910 Work out what? 714 00:45:07,610 --> 00:45:10,910 A finder's fee, for example. For lost panties! 715 00:45:11,610 --> 00:45:13,610 You pig! If you don't return our things... 716 00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:16,510 ...we'll scream for help! 717 00:45:16,510 --> 00:45:19,110 Go ahead, scream away! Maybe the fish will hear you! 718 00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:23,010 There must be a better way to deal with this guy. 719 00:45:23,110 --> 00:45:24,310 Watch me. 720 00:45:24,410 --> 00:45:27,910 If you want to play around with us, you'll have to catch us first! 721 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,120 And whomever you catch first is yours to feel up! 722 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,520 I'll catch one of them! 723 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,720 Here we go! 724 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,520 1, 2, 3... 725 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:28,420 All right! 726 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,520 Help! Careful! 727 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,720 What a bummer! 728 00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:50,020 That's the third time. 729 00:46:50,020 --> 00:46:51,220 No... the other way. 730 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,120 Help, a police dog! 731 00:46:55,530 --> 00:46:57,330 - Do you see anyone around? - No. 732 00:46:57,430 --> 00:47:00,530 But look! There are some clothes. Let's take them and get out of here! 733 00:47:00,630 --> 00:47:01,830 Okay! 734 00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:04,630 Here's a jacket. 735 00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:11,330 - These are a little too big. - It doesn't matter. 736 00:47:11,530 --> 00:47:12,730 You won't get away with this! 737 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,630 I... We... We only... 738 00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:16,630 Somebody stole our clothes! 739 00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:18,430 So you thought you could do the same thing to us? 740 00:47:18,430 --> 00:47:19,630 - Right? - No. 741 00:47:19,740 --> 00:47:22,640 - No. I mean... Actually... - Actually, what? 742 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,640 We just wanted to borrow the clothes. 743 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,640 We would have returned them. For sure! 744 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,840 Do we have anything to loan, Werner? 745 00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,540 No, definitely not. We're not a costume rental. 746 00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:32,740 Take them off! 747 00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:35,240 If someone's going home naked, it's you... not us! 748 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,240 Yeah, but... There! 749 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,240 There he is! That's the dirty dog who stole our clothes! 750 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:42,340 Come on, Heinz! Let's catch that guy! 751 00:47:48,850 --> 00:47:51,350 Ouch! Please! Take your hands off me! 752 00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:54,450 Just pretend you're in the army and have to follow our every order! 753 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:57,450 - Otherwise, we'll bite off your balls! - Oh no... not the balls! 754 00:47:58,050 --> 00:48:00,750 - Not from behind, again! - Yes, from behind! 755 00:48:01,450 --> 00:48:03,850 Please, don't! Put me down! Put me down! 756 00:48:04,150 --> 00:48:05,650 - And... go! - Ouch! 757 00:48:06,950 --> 00:48:08,150 - Stand still! - Yes, sir! 758 00:48:08,150 --> 00:48:09,650 - Hat off! - Hat on! 759 00:48:10,350 --> 00:48:11,450 - Take off your clothes! - Faster! 760 00:48:11,450 --> 00:48:12,650 I can't go faster. 761 00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:14,260 By the time I count to 10, you're naked! 762 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:18,160 - Yes, General! - One, two, three, four... 763 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,560 - Pants off! - Hurry up! 764 00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,760 Yes! Pants off... 765 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,260 - Faster! - Yes, faster! 766 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:25,560 - Five, six... - They won't come off! 767 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,960 ...seven, eight... 768 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,960 - Stand still! - Yes, standing still. 769 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,960 - Carry on! - Yes, carrying on. 770 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,460 If I'd have know, I would have worn briefs! 771 00:48:36,370 --> 00:48:37,870 - Attention! - Yes sir! 772 00:48:39,770 --> 00:48:41,170 - About face! - About face. 773 00:48:41,350 --> 00:48:42,570 - About face! - Yes sir! 774 00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:44,670 - Push-up! - Yes sir! 775 00:48:45,670 --> 00:48:46,870 - Attention! - Attention. 776 00:48:47,870 --> 00:48:49,070 - Salute! - Yes sir! 777 00:48:51,670 --> 00:48:52,870 Oh... it's still there. 778 00:48:53,670 --> 00:48:55,170 - I think it's time for a swim. - Yes! 779 00:48:56,170 --> 00:48:57,370 No more! 780 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:02,370 Watch out! I'm about to get wet! 781 00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:11,480 That's it, ladies. Take 'em off. 782 00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:14,380 And let me add... hurry it up. Okay? 783 00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:17,480 Nudism spiced up with a little bit of love! 784 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,080 It's always been a dream of mine! 785 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,080 Listen... I'll take this one, and you have the other. Okay? 786 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,980 These are a couple of hot chicks! 787 00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:35,080 We have nothing against you... 788 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,080 ...but using force isn't our idea of a good time. 789 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,480 What do you mean, "force"? 790 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,780 Come on, Werner. Let's go. 791 00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:42,790 - No, no! I was just saying... - ...that it's all right! 792 00:49:47,490 --> 00:49:48,690 Go back under! 793 00:49:55,190 --> 00:49:56,390 I said back under! 794 00:50:06,790 --> 00:50:09,090 Go under, or else! 795 00:50:15,090 --> 00:50:16,290 Under! 796 00:50:20,590 --> 00:50:21,790 Come! 797 00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:35,990 My dick is shriveling up... 798 00:50:38,090 --> 00:50:39,290 Go under! 799 00:50:46,190 --> 00:50:48,190 Oh, man! This is so hot! 800 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,100 Susanne? Come here. 801 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,200 - Yes, what is it? - Look who's in the paper. 802 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,700 - Who? - In this photo. 803 00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:02,200 - Isn't this you... ? - Oh, yes! Yes, that's him! 804 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:05,000 - Are you still going out with him? - No, I broke it off. 805 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,300 I guess he was a little too old for you. 806 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,000 You know, for his age he was a very cool guy. 807 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,400 And he always treated me like a lady. 808 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,100 I can believe that. How did you hook up with him? 809 00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:19,000 Well, it was... 810 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,410 You know my father is the accountant... 811 00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:23,210 ...at his brewery, right? 812 00:51:23,510 --> 00:51:26,410 And that's how the whole thing started. 813 00:51:26,810 --> 00:51:28,810 It was a Sunday afternoon. 814 00:51:31,510 --> 00:51:33,910 For God's sake! That damned TV! Can't you turn it down a bit? 815 00:51:33,910 --> 00:51:35,410 It's driving me crazy! 816 00:51:35,510 --> 00:51:37,310 You're just in a bad mood! 817 00:51:38,210 --> 00:51:40,710 Susanne! Don't talk to your father like that! 818 00:51:42,210 --> 00:51:44,810 - He's got a lot of problems! - I'm at the end of my rope, Erna! 819 00:51:44,910 --> 00:51:47,110 Grumbach is just looking for a reason to fire me! 820 00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:50,120 Can he really do that? 821 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,420 "Can he?" "Can he?" Of course he can! 822 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,020 He make make-up anything and say it was my mistake! 823 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,920 Are you finished with the itemization? 824 00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:01,120 It's my nerves that are finished! 825 00:52:01,620 --> 00:52:03,820 He knew this couldn't be done over the weekend! 826 00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:07,420 If I turn it in the way it is now, I'm finished! 827 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,920 I'm running out of ideas. 828 00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,720 I'll take it over to Grumbach if you don't have the guts! 829 00:52:16,720 --> 00:52:18,220 Yes... just let her go. 830 00:52:18,530 --> 00:52:20,630 And you really went to see him? 831 00:52:21,230 --> 00:52:22,730 Yes, of course! 832 00:52:22,930 --> 00:52:25,530 Your parents didn't stop you? 833 00:52:26,430 --> 00:52:28,230 I think they were too embarrassed. 834 00:52:28,430 --> 00:52:32,530 In fact, my father was relieved that he didn't have to go. 835 00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,030 Honestly now... you weren't at all nervous? 836 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:46,730 Susanne? 837 00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:49,330 What a surprise! Have you been waiting long? 838 00:52:49,430 --> 00:52:53,230 I apologize, the maid's off today, and my wife's at a health resort. 839 00:52:53,330 --> 00:52:55,330 My father asked me to deliver these documents. 840 00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:57,540 He said it was important that... 841 00:52:57,540 --> 00:53:00,740 Yes, don't worry about these. It really doesn't matter. 842 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,440 I can take care of business later. Do you play billiards? 843 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,640 - No. - You really should learn, Susanne. 844 00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:12,040 The table is inside. What are we waiting for? 845 00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:14,540 Would you care for some liquor or a glass of champagne? 846 00:53:14,540 --> 00:53:17,640 - No thanks. - A little sip won't do any harm. 847 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,840 You're not going to turn me down, are you? 848 00:53:22,140 --> 00:53:23,740 He played billiards with you? 849 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,440 Billiards comes from the French 'bille'... meaning ball. 850 00:53:31,550 --> 00:53:34,950 But it's all about the billiard cue. There are striking differences. 851 00:53:36,950 --> 00:53:39,050 Oh, little Susanne! You're such a sweet girl. 852 00:53:40,950 --> 00:53:42,150 So sweet... 853 00:53:47,050 --> 00:53:51,750 You wouldn't believe how many different bank shots can be taken. 854 00:54:26,350 --> 00:54:27,850 That's so nice! Yes! 855 00:54:32,550 --> 00:54:35,150 Alfred had mastered every variation in the book. 856 00:54:48,350 --> 00:54:50,850 The firmness and angle of your stroke... 857 00:54:50,850 --> 00:54:52,850 ... reflects the level of skill in your technique. 858 00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:56,150 When the balls really start moving... 859 00:54:56,650 --> 00:54:59,150 ...and you can hear them slapping up against the cushions... 860 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,460 ...then you know you're playing the game right. 861 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,160 You ride me so well! 862 00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:13,460 Shoot! 863 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,760 - Does it feel good? - Yes! 864 00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:41,960 Man! Are sure you're not making all this up, Susi? 865 00:55:42,260 --> 00:55:43,860 None of it! I swear! 866 00:55:44,060 --> 00:55:48,060 He spoiled me in every way! With fancy dinners, for example. 867 00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:53,060 He showered me with gifts. 868 00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:54,860 Of course I was impressed! 869 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,860 This went on for several months, until... 870 00:55:58,070 --> 00:56:01,770 ...I wanted to do it outside. On the grass, or in the hay. 871 00:56:01,970 --> 00:56:03,970 It seemed more romantic to me. 872 00:56:03,970 --> 00:56:06,570 We often went for a ride somewhere out in the country... 873 00:56:06,570 --> 00:56:09,170 ...and usually ended up doing it in a small inn somewhere. 874 00:56:09,270 --> 00:56:13,370 This went on for a few more months, until just recently. 875 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,370 Look around! I bought the whole property! 876 00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:17,870 I'll build a large country home with all the amenities! 877 00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:20,370 It's a beautiful spot! Are you planning on living here full time... 878 00:56:20,370 --> 00:56:21,870 ...with your wife? 879 00:56:22,570 --> 00:56:25,470 With my wife? God help us! She always at some health resort. 880 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,780 No. This place will be for love. For you and me! 881 00:56:31,580 --> 00:56:33,380 - For me? - Of course! 882 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:35,880 This will be our hideaway for ... you know what! 883 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,680 Oh, Freddie! This is so wonderful! 884 00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:48,280 Here's where the sauna will be, with a huge fireplace, right? 885 00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:51,380 Definitely. A gigantic one! 886 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,780 And Freddie... where is our bedroom going to be? 887 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,680 Let me think. Where would you like it to be? 888 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,480 What's the matter? 889 00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:24,880 Come, love... 890 00:57:25,490 --> 00:57:26,690 What? Here? 891 00:57:26,990 --> 00:57:29,490 Here and now! Why not? I feel like doing it right now! 892 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,390 But... what if someone sees us? 893 00:57:33,690 --> 00:57:35,690 No one will. Don't be such a prude. 894 00:57:36,690 --> 00:57:37,690 Well... 895 00:57:43,190 --> 00:57:46,390 Girl, look at your body! You're driving me crazy! 896 00:57:49,590 --> 00:57:51,890 How much longer do I have to stand here? 897 00:57:52,590 --> 00:57:54,690 Or... don't you want me anymore? 898 00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,190 Of course I do! Yes... 899 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,700 Well, there you go. 900 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,200 Please, you have to get undressed, too. 901 00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:06,400 Where? Here on the grass? 902 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:09,600 I want to feel your skin on mine. 903 00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:13,300 All right. If you absolutely insist. 904 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:22,200 The possibility of being watched turns me on. It excites me! 905 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,600 Yes. And that's exactly why I feel so uncomfortable. 906 00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:34,000 Come on, hurry! We're not in your bedroom. 907 00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:48,000 Good grief... 908 00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,300 Did you hurt yourself? 909 00:58:58,410 --> 00:59:00,210 Damned disc is acting up! 910 00:59:00,210 --> 00:59:03,110 Poor thing! And all because of me. 911 00:59:07,910 --> 00:59:09,210 That feels better. 912 00:59:23,210 --> 00:59:24,710 Ah... so good! 913 00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:31,810 Wait... 914 00:59:52,610 --> 00:59:55,110 Ah! That damned disc again! 915 01:00:02,310 --> 01:00:03,510 Did you hear something? 916 01:00:03,810 --> 01:00:05,610 Just a crow. Can't you tell? 917 01:00:08,110 --> 01:00:10,710 You finish so quickly, lately. 918 01:00:11,610 --> 01:00:16,110 Let's take a little break now. Then we'll try again later. Okay? 919 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,320 Sounds familiar. Anyway, it won't happen. 920 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:22,720 I'm well aware that I'm not a teenager anymore. 921 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:25,120 I didn't mean it that way, my dear Freddie. 922 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:28,720 Let's go to my place, okay? 923 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,520 I had the strange feeling that somehow everything had changed. 924 01:00:31,620 --> 01:00:33,120 It certainly wasn't his fault. 925 01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:36,620 It felt like I was sitting in a theater... 926 01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:40,020 ...watching the two of us on stage from the perspective of another person. 927 01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:42,720 - Freddie? - What is it? 928 01:00:43,020 --> 01:00:45,120 You know, I've been thinking about us. 929 01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:48,030 And what have you concluded? 930 01:00:48,730 --> 01:00:50,930 I think we're both fooling ourselves. 931 01:00:51,330 --> 01:00:53,330 That's unexpected news, I must say! 932 01:00:53,730 --> 01:00:56,630 I thought it was incredibly exciting... 933 01:00:56,630 --> 01:00:59,330 ...that a man like you, who's revered by everyone... 934 01:00:59,330 --> 01:01:01,330 ...was interested in me, of all people. 935 01:01:01,630 --> 01:01:05,030 And I also think it was some kind of ego boost for you... 936 01:01:05,030 --> 01:01:07,330 ...that a young schoolgirl had the hots for you. 937 01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:09,330 Why would you assume such a thing? 938 01:01:09,330 --> 01:01:11,730 Well, what would you say if I was pregnant? 939 01:01:11,740 --> 01:01:13,540 You shouldn't even think about that! 940 01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:16,140 Are you saying you think I would leave you? 941 01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:20,140 No, you wouldn't. But you couldn't accept it, either. 942 01:01:20,540 --> 01:01:22,140 You'd make some arrangements... 943 01:01:22,140 --> 01:01:23,640 ...the same way you deal with everything else. 944 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,240 I still don't understand what you're talking about. 945 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:33,940 It's just that I've realized there's no future for the two of us. 946 01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:36,340 For that reason, I think we should break it off... 947 01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:37,840 ...before it's too late. 948 01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:39,140 Is there someone else? 949 01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:41,250 No. You were the first man in my life. 950 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:43,250 But if you love me, you'll let me go. 951 01:01:50,350 --> 01:01:52,150 And how did you picture this? 952 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:55,450 Should we part ways like two children who've had a fight? 953 01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:57,550 No, Freddie. Not after all the beautiful things... 954 01:01:57,550 --> 01:01:59,150 ...we experienced together. 955 01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:01,050 You know what? Let's drive somewhere... 956 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,850 ...and spend a nice afternoon together! 957 01:02:02,850 --> 01:02:04,650 Maybe it really is for the best. 958 01:02:04,750 --> 01:02:06,550 And it was bound to happen someday! 959 01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:09,560 You're not mad at me? 960 01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,360 Mad at you? 961 01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:15,160 No, but I just put those 20 years back on. 962 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,760 That's it. Now you know the whole story. 963 01:02:19,860 --> 01:02:21,060 And your parents? 964 01:02:21,060 --> 01:02:24,160 They must have noticed all the gifts he gave you. 965 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,860 Jewelry and clothes. 966 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,660 I think they didn't really want to know. 967 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:33,660 Anyway, my father's job is now safe and sound. 968 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,460 They're finally here! 969 01:02:54,870 --> 01:02:56,370 I have to write some postcards... 970 01:02:56,370 --> 01:02:58,170 We're here, ladies. Please exit the bus. 971 01:02:58,170 --> 01:03:00,170 - Finally! - I can't sit another minute! 972 01:03:04,370 --> 01:03:06,870 Try and behave like human beings, even if it's difficult! 973 01:03:07,070 --> 01:03:08,570 They're trying their best right now. 974 01:03:08,670 --> 01:03:10,670 I wonder what's in store for us. 975 01:03:10,670 --> 01:03:12,070 After you, please. 976 01:03:24,570 --> 01:03:25,570 Maurer. 977 01:03:25,570 --> 01:03:29,470 I'm the director, Miss Maurer. My name is Huber. 978 01:03:29,470 --> 01:03:32,170 You may call me Dr. Maurer. I'm the teacher. 979 01:03:32,180 --> 01:03:34,180 My pleasure. As I said, you may call me Huber. 980 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,680 - This is my wife. - Nice to meet you. 981 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,480 - Thank you. - She's helping out. 982 01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:41,580 What a beautiful little baroque manor. 983 01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:43,380 I'm sure we'll love it here. 984 01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:45,480 We also serve the best coffee in town. 985 01:03:46,980 --> 01:03:49,680 Thing's are a bit chaotic right now, but you should be used to that. 986 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,080 No problem. 987 01:03:51,180 --> 01:03:52,480 Listen up, everyone! 988 01:03:52,580 --> 01:03:54,380 He must be off his rocker! Let's see... 989 01:03:54,490 --> 01:03:57,090 Hey, Uncle, say cheese! I definitely need a picture of you! 990 01:03:57,390 --> 01:03:58,590 What for? 991 01:03:59,290 --> 01:04:01,090 A scarecrow for Halloween! 992 01:04:01,590 --> 01:04:04,590 Pick up your luggage and follow me! In lockstep... march! 993 01:04:08,290 --> 01:04:09,790 If I may, let me introduce myself... 994 01:04:09,790 --> 01:04:11,790 ...Steinbach. I'm also with this group. 995 01:04:11,790 --> 01:04:13,790 Your husband is handling things quite well. 996 01:04:13,890 --> 01:04:16,090 Well, he used to be a sergeant. 997 01:04:16,590 --> 01:04:18,890 I see. He hasn't forgotten anything, nor has he learned anything new. 998 01:04:29,390 --> 01:04:31,690 - Hey look! She dyed her pussy! - Who did? 999 01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:33,500 Now she's a blonde! 1000 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,000 Hey! Can you throw me a washcloth? 1001 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:59,300 Hey! I don't need help washing my breasts! 1002 01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,800 Hey... Mr. Huber is watching us! 1003 01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:29,200 Keep washing... don't let on... 1004 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,700 ...but Mr. Huber is getting a hard-on from watching us. 1005 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,400 Hey! Mr. Huber is watching us from outside the shower! 1006 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:40,200 Just watch... 1007 01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:56,800 Have you no shame? 1008 01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,600 An old man like you playing peeping Tom? 1009 01:06:00,110 --> 01:06:02,210 - I only wanted to... - Everybody does! 1010 01:06:07,810 --> 01:06:11,010 Oh my, Alois! What happened to you? 1011 01:06:11,010 --> 01:06:14,510 The valve on the water pump broke again. 1012 01:06:14,510 --> 01:06:16,310 - And so I got... - No harm done. 1013 01:06:16,310 --> 01:06:19,010 You should have fixed it the first time around, you fat pig! 1014 01:06:19,110 --> 01:06:22,010 I intended to. You know that orderliness is my guiding principle. 1015 01:06:22,010 --> 01:06:24,010 Oh, you and your orderliness can kiss my ass! 1016 01:06:24,010 --> 01:06:25,210 - You old fool! - What? 1017 01:06:25,210 --> 01:06:27,610 Put on some fresh clothes! And hurry up! 1018 01:06:27,910 --> 01:06:29,710 Watch your mouth, you old nag! 1019 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,320 I really like your hot pants! 1020 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:47,520 Over here you can see a characteristic example of the mixed forest. 1021 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:48,520 I assume everyone knows... 1022 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:50,520 ...the white-barked trees at the edge of the forest. 1023 01:06:50,620 --> 01:06:52,020 - Birgit? - [Asparagus.] 1024 01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:54,620 - Asparagus! - Birgit! What's on your mind? 1025 01:06:54,620 --> 01:06:56,120 Those are birch trees, of course! 1026 01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:04,020 What do you see over there, Gabi? 1027 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,320 I see a tent. 1028 01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:06,920 - Do you think someone is in there? - Of course! 1029 01:07:06,930 --> 01:07:09,430 Isn't it obvious? Why else would there be a tent? 1030 01:07:09,930 --> 01:07:11,430 I'd like to know who's inside. 1031 01:07:11,630 --> 01:07:13,530 It'd be a great place to make out! 1032 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:16,430 So, ladies, why are you so interested in this tent? 1033 01:07:16,530 --> 01:07:17,730 It would be interesting to know... 1034 01:07:17,730 --> 01:07:19,530 ...if the man inside is young or old. 1035 01:07:19,530 --> 01:07:21,330 - Or if there are two of them! - Wow! He's built like Adonis! 1036 01:07:21,330 --> 01:07:23,330 - I'd love to have him! - The perfect father for my children! 1037 01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:24,530 Hey... that's Jurgen! 1038 01:07:24,730 --> 01:07:26,830 Your Jurgen actually followed through. 1039 01:07:26,940 --> 01:07:28,840 At least now you know where to find him. 1040 01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:30,740 Please, don't let on. 1041 01:07:33,340 --> 01:07:35,340 How strange! Does anyone know that young man? 1042 01:07:35,740 --> 01:07:37,440 No, not in the slightest! 1043 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,540 He's just waving because it's such a nice day. 1044 01:07:40,740 --> 01:07:42,540 Please, let's move on ladies. 1045 01:07:42,540 --> 01:07:44,940 Our subject today is the forest, not wandering nomads. 1046 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:47,840 - Sex in the forest is great fun! - Why did Evi stay home today? 1047 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:49,240 I think she was feeling nauseous. 1048 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,140 - Are you crazy, girl? - Yes, crazy for you! 1049 01:08:36,350 --> 01:08:41,250 Damn it! Do you have any idea of the situation you've put me in? 1050 01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:46,550 Unbelievable! 1051 01:08:48,350 --> 01:08:49,550 Get out of my room! 1052 01:08:49,650 --> 01:08:52,450 Please don't send me away! I love you! 1053 01:08:53,550 --> 01:08:56,650 - I'm not the little girl you think! - You deserve a good spanking! 1054 01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:58,850 Please... spank me all you want! 1055 01:08:58,850 --> 01:09:00,850 - But don't send me away! - Now you listen to me, girl! 1056 01:09:01,850 --> 01:09:04,850 If anyone sees you in here, I'll go to jail. 1057 01:09:04,950 --> 01:09:06,150 And I'll never teach again. 1058 01:09:06,550 --> 01:09:09,150 Yet you say you love me, while putting me in such a position? 1059 01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:11,660 But I can't fight my feelings! 1060 01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:15,460 Come on, put on some clothes. 1061 01:09:18,060 --> 01:09:20,360 - And then you'll leave. - No! 1062 01:09:29,860 --> 01:09:30,860 Leave. 1063 01:09:43,860 --> 01:09:45,060 I'll show you! 1064 01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:01,760 Evi! I thought you weren't feeling well? 1065 01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:05,460 I wasn't, but I feel fine now. 1066 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:09,060 And why are you still here? 1067 01:10:09,060 --> 01:10:11,060 Me? I wasn't feeling well, either. 1068 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,660 Well, you're a little late. The man is completely exhausted. 1069 01:10:14,970 --> 01:10:16,470 You were with Dr. Steinbach? 1070 01:10:16,970 --> 01:10:18,670 Of course! What did you think? 1071 01:10:18,970 --> 01:10:19,970 And... ? 1072 01:10:20,270 --> 01:10:24,470 And what? You tell me! Men are all alike. 1073 01:10:29,070 --> 01:10:30,270 Look at that! 1074 01:10:31,870 --> 01:10:34,170 "We serve milk from happy cows!" 1075 01:10:35,670 --> 01:10:37,670 Look at the way she stares at us! 1076 01:10:38,770 --> 01:10:40,670 So, Gisela, does that cow remind you of something? 1077 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,870 I'd rather not answer that question, Doctor. 1078 01:10:42,970 --> 01:10:44,770 No need to prove your immaturity. 1079 01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:54,080 Girls, do you know why the cows look so sad? 1080 01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:55,180 No. 1081 01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:57,380 Just think logically. 1082 01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:02,380 If someone milked you every day, and was playing with your tits... 1083 01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:05,880 ...and you only got to be with a bull once a year... 1084 01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:08,280 ...you'd be looking just as sad. 1085 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,880 How disgusting! You should be ashamed of yourself! 1086 01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:12,780 Using foul language in front of young girls! 1087 01:11:12,980 --> 01:11:14,980 I didn't think they were that young! 1088 01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:16,780 Please, let's move along. 1089 01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:19,290 I think you take everything a bit too seriously, Doctor. 1090 01:11:19,390 --> 01:11:21,390 You're not exactly making things easier for me. 1091 01:11:23,590 --> 01:11:25,190 Oh, these city people! 1092 01:11:31,790 --> 01:11:32,990 Come, Inge. 1093 01:11:35,490 --> 01:11:36,490 Good day. 1094 01:11:38,790 --> 01:11:43,590 That pig! He'll find out what I'm capable of! 1095 01:11:49,790 --> 01:11:53,690 Excuse me. Did you see a man come in with a young woman? 1096 01:11:53,990 --> 01:11:55,990 Um... yes. A man and a girl? 1097 01:11:56,090 --> 01:11:58,890 Yes, a man and his wife went up to their room. 1098 01:11:58,890 --> 01:12:01,990 And Mr. Steinbach and his wife asked not to be disturbed. 1099 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:03,500 With his wife? 1100 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:04,900 Well, what's it to you? 1101 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:08,500 It's none of my business whether the lady is actually his wife or not. 1102 01:12:08,700 --> 01:12:10,200 What did you want with him? 1103 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,700 Nothing. It's all right. I don't want to disturb them right now. Bye! 1104 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,900 - Strange girl. - Lying bastard! 1105 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,300 By now he's kissing her breasts. 1106 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:23,400 And Inge was just waiting for it! That horny bitch! 1107 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,500 I know she's going to ride him until he's completely worn out! 1108 01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:32,200 That dirty little bitch! 1109 01:12:39,510 --> 01:12:42,510 I'll finish him off! I'll finish him off! 1110 01:12:43,210 --> 01:12:45,610 I'll make sure they'll remember me forever! 1111 01:12:46,610 --> 01:12:49,010 I can practically see her pulling him deeper inside her... 1112 01:12:49,010 --> 01:12:51,410 ...with her legs wrapped around his ass! 1113 01:12:51,610 --> 01:12:53,410 That perverted whore! 1114 01:12:58,610 --> 01:13:01,610 Thinking how he's sucking her tits! It's driving me insane! 1115 01:13:20,610 --> 01:13:23,410 Now he's probably doing her from behind like a bull! 1116 01:13:24,310 --> 01:13:27,410 I'll bet she loves it like that! The horny little slut! 1117 01:13:29,110 --> 01:13:31,610 I'll make sure he ends up in jail! I swear it! 1118 01:13:33,210 --> 01:13:36,110 Jurgen, you must never leave me again. 1119 01:13:36,620 --> 01:13:38,820 - Never. - It would be terrible. 1120 01:13:49,020 --> 01:13:51,620 The smell of the grass and the hay. 1121 01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:54,420 It's so much nicer here than in your flat. 1122 01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:57,620 As long as you're with me, I'm happy anywhere. 1123 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:18,920 Annette! 1124 01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:58,720 I have to be back by 10:00. 1125 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:12,220 - Good morning, Doctor. - Good morning. 1126 01:15:12,220 --> 01:15:13,820 Annette Strassmann has disappeared. 1127 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:15,620 At least she didn't spend the night at the hostel. 1128 01:15:15,620 --> 01:15:17,620 - What are you going to do? - Search for her, of course. 1129 01:15:17,630 --> 01:15:19,530 - Should I ... - No, no... I'll handle this myself! 1130 01:15:19,630 --> 01:15:21,730 - I have a pretty good idea. - If you say so. 1131 01:15:51,030 --> 01:15:52,030 Good morning. 1132 01:15:56,630 --> 01:15:58,830 - Excuse me... - Excuse what? 1133 01:15:59,030 --> 01:16:00,530 This situation? 1134 01:16:00,830 --> 01:16:01,930 [I'm sorry.] 1135 01:16:02,130 --> 01:16:04,330 Annette, please get dressed and come with me. 1136 01:16:06,430 --> 01:16:08,730 Miss Strassmann, do you realize this is going to have consequences? 1137 01:16:12,530 --> 01:16:15,030 - It already has, Dr. Maurer. - What do you mean? 1138 01:16:15,430 --> 01:16:16,930 I'm going to have a baby. 1139 01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,440 For God's sake! 1140 01:16:20,740 --> 01:16:22,840 I certainly wasn't expecting this. 1141 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,140 When is the child due? 1142 01:16:27,340 --> 01:16:28,540 Around Christmas. 1143 01:16:30,540 --> 01:16:32,040 This is a lovely mess! 1144 01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:34,840 And what did your parents say? 1145 01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:36,340 They have no idea. 1146 01:16:36,940 --> 01:16:39,540 I'm sure you realize we have to do something. 1147 01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:41,440 I will notify your parents. 1148 01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:43,440 You have to see where I'm coming from. 1149 01:16:57,250 --> 01:16:58,750 I think this is it. 1150 01:16:59,550 --> 01:17:03,350 - Is this the Marienstift Hostel? - Good day. Yes, it is. 1151 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:05,250 It seems pleasant here, Ottilie. 1152 01:17:08,550 --> 01:17:12,350 So we agree? We'll support Annette 100%. 1153 01:17:12,350 --> 01:17:14,650 If her father harms a hair on her head, he's going to get it! 1154 01:17:15,350 --> 01:17:16,850 What do you plan to do? 1155 01:17:17,050 --> 01:17:19,250 No idea. We'll come up with something. 1156 01:17:19,450 --> 01:17:20,950 We'll invade his house, or something. 1157 01:17:20,950 --> 01:17:21,950 Or what? 1158 01:17:21,950 --> 01:17:24,350 If he threatens to ruin her name, we'll inform the newspapers. 1159 01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:28,160 I know a reporter. Isn't Annette's father a public servant? 1160 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:30,460 - He's an attorney. - Even better! 1161 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:32,060 He'll be worried about his reputation. 1162 01:17:32,060 --> 01:17:34,260 I'll make sure he's finished if he disgraces Annette. 1163 01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:39,060 So... he's an attorney. 1164 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:46,760 Excuse me, Mr. Strassmann? 1165 01:17:47,260 --> 01:17:49,660 I'm Evi Gundermann, a classmate of Annette's. 1166 01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:51,860 Do you have something to tell me about my daughter? 1167 01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:54,660 Not exactly. Is it true you're an attorney? 1168 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:58,160 - Yes, I'm an attorney general. - I really need to talk to you! 1169 01:17:58,370 --> 01:18:00,370 - You don't mean now? - Yes, Mr. Strassmann. 1170 01:18:00,370 --> 01:18:02,670 It's important I speak with you before you go in. 1171 01:18:03,070 --> 01:18:04,870 Well, what do you have to tell me? 1172 01:18:05,570 --> 01:18:07,070 What does she want with him? 1173 01:18:07,070 --> 01:18:09,870 It can't be anything good. I don't trust that bitch. 1174 01:18:10,670 --> 01:18:12,470 A scandal of unheard of proportions! 1175 01:18:13,070 --> 01:18:15,070 What was going through your mind... 1176 01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:17,170 ...when you ruined my daughter's reputation? 1177 01:18:17,370 --> 01:18:18,970 Nothing! Of course! 1178 01:18:18,970 --> 01:18:21,470 Terms like responsibility and obligation are foreign to you! 1179 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:25,280 Maybe I could get a word in as well, Mr. Strassmann. 1180 01:18:25,580 --> 01:18:27,680 The last thing I need is insolence from you, young man! 1181 01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:29,780 That was not my intention. 1182 01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:33,880 First off, I don't believe I have ruined Annette's reputation. 1183 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:38,880 As an attorney, you must know that "reputation" is a relative term. 1184 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,580 I won't be lectured to by you! 1185 01:18:40,780 --> 01:18:43,380 Does giving birth to a child ruin a woman's reputation? 1186 01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:46,780 That's a ridiculous question! 1187 01:18:47,580 --> 01:18:51,180 My daughter was an innocent girl until you turned her into a whore! 1188 01:18:51,980 --> 01:18:54,080 I think you're going a little too far, Mr. Strassman. 1189 01:18:54,290 --> 01:18:55,490 I'm going too far? 1190 01:18:56,090 --> 01:18:58,090 First, you toss out any concept of morality... 1191 01:18:58,090 --> 01:18:59,790 ...and now I'm the one who's going too far? 1192 01:19:00,490 --> 01:19:03,690 I understand your sense of outrage, but this isn't about morality. 1193 01:19:03,690 --> 01:19:05,690 - Rather, it's about the facts. - I couldn't agree more! 1194 01:19:06,090 --> 01:19:07,690 It all comes down to facts... 1195 01:19:07,690 --> 01:19:10,490 ...and I'm about to examine those facts... 1196 01:19:10,490 --> 01:19:12,690 ...in my official capacity! 1197 01:19:13,090 --> 01:19:14,590 What do you mean? 1198 01:19:15,290 --> 01:19:17,990 Obviously, it's no wonder that innocent young children... 1199 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:20,990 ...are being corrupted by the atmosphere in this school. 1200 01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:24,990 The teachers set a rather poor example! 1201 01:19:25,890 --> 01:19:27,390 If I had only known... 1202 01:19:27,590 --> 01:19:31,690 Would you please explain these incredible accusations, Mr. Attorney General? 1203 01:19:31,790 --> 01:19:33,890 I certainly will, Mr. Teacher. 1204 01:19:34,090 --> 01:19:36,190 And I'll do so right here and now! 1205 01:19:36,890 --> 01:19:40,390 Will you admit that you slept with one of your students... 1206 01:19:40,490 --> 01:19:43,590 ...the day before yesterday in a public guest house? 1207 01:19:43,790 --> 01:19:44,790 Yes. 1208 01:19:46,190 --> 01:19:47,690 You admit it? 1209 01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:53,300 I admit to booking a room with my wife at a guest house here in the village. 1210 01:19:53,900 --> 01:19:55,500 Stop telling fairy tales! 1211 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:59,500 You had sexual intercourse with the student, Ingeborg Vollmoller! 1212 01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:02,000 I have witnesses, Mr. Teacher! 1213 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,500 That is statutory rape! 1214 01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:06,900 Before making such accusations... 1215 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:09,300 ...I suggest you do better research. 1216 01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:12,200 Please don't tell me how to do my job! 1217 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,400 Well, then I hope you're prepared to apologize... 1218 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,900 ...to me, and my wife. 1219 01:20:18,610 --> 01:20:21,210 It's true, Ingeborg Vollmoller is my wife. 1220 01:20:21,410 --> 01:20:23,210 We got married eight months ago. 1221 01:20:23,610 --> 01:20:27,610 Three months ago, she decided to go back to school and get her diploma. 1222 01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:30,610 By mere chance, I was assigned to the same school. 1223 01:20:30,810 --> 01:20:32,810 At the start of the new school year, mind you. 1224 01:20:33,410 --> 01:20:36,210 By that point, my wife will have graduated. 1225 01:20:37,910 --> 01:20:42,410 Of course, the Ministry of Education has been informed of these facts. 1226 01:20:43,110 --> 01:20:44,810 You'll have to prove that to me. 1227 01:20:45,210 --> 01:20:46,710 It will be my pleasure. 1228 01:20:46,710 --> 01:20:48,710 But I don't think that's the reason you're here. 1229 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:51,420 What's going to happen to these two? 1230 01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:53,420 This isn't how I imagined it would be... 1231 01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:54,920 ...when I asked for the hand of your daughter... 1232 01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,420 ... but I hereby announce my intention to marry Annette. 1233 01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,020 Marry her? 1234 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:01,620 A student in his first term, who is nothing and has nothing... 1235 01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:03,420 ...wants to marry my daughter? 1236 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,520 Has my bank account been your target from the start... 1237 01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:07,020 ...when you fathered the child? 1238 01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:09,120 You have no right to insult me! 1239 01:21:09,130 --> 01:21:10,730 I don't have the right? 1240 01:21:10,930 --> 01:21:13,130 I do have quite a number of rights, mister! 1241 01:21:13,130 --> 01:21:14,930 And you'll get to know all of them! 1242 01:21:14,930 --> 01:21:16,930 A wedding is totally out of the question! 1243 01:21:17,330 --> 01:21:18,330 Enough! 1244 01:21:18,430 --> 01:21:19,930 What did you say, Ottilie? 1245 01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:21,630 Enough! I said, enough! 1246 01:21:21,830 --> 01:21:23,330 What do mean by that? 1247 01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:24,630 Enough with the debating! 1248 01:21:24,630 --> 01:21:26,430 Of course they're going to get married! 1249 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,040 Are you trying to tell me... ? 1250 01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:30,040 ...that I disagree with you? That's right, Wilhelm! 1251 01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:31,940 I've never disagreed with you in my entire life... 1252 01:21:31,940 --> 01:21:33,140 ...and I never stood up for myself. 1253 01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:35,840 But now I'm standing up for our daughter and our grandchild. 1254 01:21:36,540 --> 01:21:38,040 That's not my grandchild! 1255 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:40,540 Like it or not, you'll have to get used to it, Wilhelm. 1256 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:42,440 Ottilie! 1257 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,440 - I will never ... - But I will! 1258 01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:49,240 After all, I brought substantial wealth into this marriage. 1259 01:21:49,450 --> 01:21:51,950 And I expect more to come from my inheritances. 1260 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:55,050 I will make these funds available to the children. 1261 01:21:56,950 --> 01:21:59,150 - You cannot do that! - Oh yes I can! 1262 01:22:00,050 --> 01:22:03,150 Ottilie! I've never seen you act this way before. 1263 01:22:03,350 --> 01:22:05,450 Then you better get used to it, Wilhelm. 1264 01:22:11,650 --> 01:22:14,850 "Natura naturans" ... nature doing what nature does. 1265 01:22:15,450 --> 01:22:17,250 My dear ladies, please think of Homer... 1266 01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:19,050 ...while drawing these beautiful animals... 1267 01:22:19,050 --> 01:22:21,650 ...who called Helen both beautiful and cow-eyed. 1268 01:22:21,650 --> 01:22:24,350 The cow-eyed Helen! Gabi would be a contender, too! 1269 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,160 Don't be impertinent! 1270 01:22:26,660 --> 01:22:29,060 Isn't it gorgeous out here in the great outdoors? 1271 01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,660 - I know a number of cow-eyed chicks. - Shut up! 1272 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:35,560 What an ignorant thing to say! 1273 01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:38,860 What have been drawing, Gabi? Let me see it. 1274 01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:45,960 Very nice, Gabi. But I don't see a bull in the pasture. 1275 01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,960 I guess I just felt sorry for the poor cows. 1276 01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:53,160 Don't you agree that one bull for three cows would be more humane? 1277 01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,760 You just said it yourself... 1278 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:58,560 'Natura naturans" ... nature doing what nature does. 1279 01:23:00,570 --> 01:23:02,370 Only someone who has experienced love... 1280 01:23:02,370 --> 01:23:05,570 ...knows what's missing in the life of these silly cows! 1281 01:23:07,670 --> 01:23:09,670 I would love to milk them day and night! 1282 01:23:09,870 --> 01:23:11,370 My pants are about to burst! 1283 01:23:15,570 --> 01:23:17,670 Schoolgirls act this way, too. 1284 01:23:17,870 --> 01:23:20,170 They're not always stubborn and aggressive... 1285 01:23:20,170 --> 01:23:23,070 ...as some newspapers would like us to believe. 1286 01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:26,770 They love life, having fun, and they love their world. 1287 01:23:27,070 --> 01:23:28,970 Why shouldn't they believe... 1288 01:23:28,970 --> 01:23:31,970 ...that they will always be walking in sunshine? 1289 01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:34,780 If they can keep their feet on the ground... 1290 01:23:34,780 --> 01:23:37,380 ...and view the world around them realistically... 1291 01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:38,880 ...while living their lives with gusto... 1292 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:41,280 ...like the girls in this Schoolgirl Report... 1293 01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:43,600 ...which was based on actual events. 99459