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[Insects chirping,
frog croaking]
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Belinda:
Some roads you don't cross.
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L.C. Soothe learned that the day
the Devil come to Grovetown.
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L.C. had the Blues in his heart,
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but his fingers were stiff
as a corpse.
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So he killed a chicken,
boiled its blood,
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and called up the Devil.
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Ahh.
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With old Scratch
pumping through his veins,
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L.C. became the best
Blues player ever lived.
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**
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But the Devil makes no deals
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he don't get
a little something extra.
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**
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Every time L.C. played,
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that damn Devil got a little
piece of somebody's soul...
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and replaced it with
a little bit of himself.
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**
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And that little bit of the Devil
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made the people of Grovetown
crazy mean sons of bitches.
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**
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Belinda: Bad things happened
on the tracks that night.
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**
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Some say the Devil
never left this place.
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Some say he never will.
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What the hell happened
to you boys back there?
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Belinda:
The black and white brothers
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from way across the tracks
found that out.
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**
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Found it out the hard way.
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[Engine shuts off,
car door opens]
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**
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**
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Come on.
I got you, bro.
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Easy.
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**
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You don't want a hand?
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Clinton: Hey.
You need anything?
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Nah.
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Got everything I need
right here.
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**
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["Christmas Time's A-Comin'"
plays]
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**
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* Christmas time's a-comin'
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* Christmas time's a-comin'
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* Christmas time's a-comin'
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* And I know I'm goin' home
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**
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* Snowflakes a-fallin'
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* My old home's a-callin'
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* Tall pine's are hummin'
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* Christmas time's a-comin'
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* Can't ya hear them bells
ringin', ringin'? *
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* Joy, joy, hear them singin'
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* When it's snowin'
I'll be goin' *
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* Back to my country home
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* Christmas time's a-comin'
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Ho, ho, ho,
you crack-smokin' mother--
* Christmas time's a-comin'
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* Christmas time's a-comin'
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* And I know I'm goin' home
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**
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Aah! I'm on fire!
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Santa's comin'
to spread some holiday cheer
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and whoop some ass.
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-* Christmas time's a-comin'
-* Christmas time's a-comin'
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-* Christmas time's a-comin'
-* Christmas time's a-comin'
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-* Christmas...
-* Christmas time's a-comin'
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* And I know I'm goin' home
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I'm on fire!
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-* Christmas time's a-comin'
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-* Christmas time's a-comin'
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Get! Don't you come back now,
ya hear?
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* And I know I'm goin' home
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Hap: Aw, no, Leonard.
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-Not again.
-* Christmas time's a-comin'
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-* Christmas time's a-comin'
-I told y'all.
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Leonard: I don't want no drugs
in my neighborhood.
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Get on, now! Get!
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Hey, Hap!
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Leonard.
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-You, too!
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I'm on fire!
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-Aah!
-Hey, hold still.
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Hold still!
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Hey, man,
you just hittin' me now!
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You probably want to rethink
this hairdo anyway.
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Aah! Come on, man!
Come on!
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This shit is dope!
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Good to see you again,
Cletus.
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What happened
to your mohawk?
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That ain't a mohawk.
That's a high top.
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Is that what it is?
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I guess it's about time you
changed that out anyway, huh?
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That's exactly
what I said.
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Man, this is
a hot box, man.
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Yeah, well, you about to spend
New Year's behind bars.
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What?
Th-This dude hit me!
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I had a flamin' hot box
comin' at me.
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Had to put him down
to put him out.
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I thought you quit.
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Yeah, well, I like to quit
a few times a year.
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That way she tastes that much
better when I get back to her.
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Uh-huh.
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Damn.
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I think this might be
Leonard's best one yet.
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Practice makes
all the difference.
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Dopin' sons of bitches.
Get the hell out of here!
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-That's the last of 'em.
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-Merry Christmas, Charlie.
-Merry Christmas, Leonard.
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I was just tellin' Hap this
might be your best one yet.
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Yeah.
A thing of beauty, ain't it?
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Y'all just not gonna get me
any medical attention?
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[Handcuffs click,
sirens wailing]
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Quit whining, Cletus.
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[Wood clattering,
glass shattering]
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-Uh, Boogie Wilson.
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Merry Christmas, Boogie.
Take a seat. Name?
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-Aiding and abetting.
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-I saved a man's life tonight.
-I seen it on my own porch.
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I mean, Hap's a hero.
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Should get a-a Samaritan award
or somethin'.
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Right.
Man, I'm putting cases
on both your asses.
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Shut up, Cletus.
It's Christmas Eve.
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Peace on Earth,
goodwill toward men.
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-Go sit down now.
-All that crap.
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Cletus Carter the Third,
welcome back.
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Take a seat.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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That's better.
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Collins and Pine.
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Pine and Collins.
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Welcome back.
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Heard this one was the best yet,
Leonard.
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Thank you, ma'am.
I set the bar high for myself.
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All right, let's go.
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I want to show you two
shit birds something.
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Wife got me started at this.
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Thought it'd help me
quit smoking.
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She got me a book on it.
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Right there's a duck.
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Look like a spider
to me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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Workin' on
my bunny rabbit.
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Bunny rabbit.
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-Spider.
-Spider.
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Oh.
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That's a pussy.
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Oh, God.
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Don't tell me
that book of yours
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got a chapter
on shadow vaginas.
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Well, here.
Leonard, this one's for you.
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Wock!
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Charlie!
Where that hell is Hanson?
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He's on his way.
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Take my advice -- Don't pull
your smart-ass routine
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on him when he gets here.
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He's been in a shitty mood
since him and Florida broke up.
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-Well, I've been there.
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He's trying to work things out
with the wife.
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Unh.
They got kids, ya know.
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-I know.
-Hap.
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-I don't care.
-Hap!
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What?
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Just 'cause she broke up
with him
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don't make it good news
for you.
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Did I say it was?
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Oh, but you was
thinkin' it.
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Detective.
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Guy in cell three wants
we should call his wife,
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tell her to tape a nature show
special off the TV.
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Otherwise,
he's gonna miss it.
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It's a special about bears.
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-Hey, Peg.
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What's this look like
to you?
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Whew!
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Together: Spider.
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Oh. God damn.
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Narrator: As the snow melts
and Mother Sun returns,
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they awaken from their slumber.
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High atop a quagmire,
we find Ginger bear.
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We'll be seeing her again.
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With winter gone
and a tug in her loins,
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she goes looking for a mate
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and a safe place for her cubs
during the mating season.
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Spring is for romance.
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Can you believe this shit?
I mean...
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I don't believe it.
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Two bears doin' the mambo
right there on TV.
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Mm-mm.
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You think bear dicks get swelled
up in a knot like dog dicks do?
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I don't know, Cletus.
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I never finished my degree
on bear dicks.
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Oh, Hap, stop lyin'.
Now you're just bein' modest.
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Charlie:
You know, when I was a kid,
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they wouldn't even show
one dog behind the other
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in case something like this
happened.
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World's changin', man.
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Ain't nothin' sacred out there
no mo'.
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Cletus: Amen.
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Girl bear looks bored.
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Remind you of your wife,
Detective Blank?
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All right!
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Get it out.
Get it out.
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Hanson: Put these dipsticks
back in their cells.
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I want you in my office.
Now.
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[Cell doors unlocking,
creaking in distance]
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Just Collins.
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Leonard.
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Remind me to stop bein' friends
with you.
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If I burnt down every dirtbag's
house 'round here,
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the whole town'd be cinders.
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They was sellin' drugs, Hanson,
to kids.
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Now, if you boys
would arrest them,
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then Leonard
wouldn't feel the need
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to burn their house down,
now, would he, hm?
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It makes us look bad.
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So, you gonna take that out
on Leonard?
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This is his third strike, Hap.
Oh, come on.
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Just give him one more.
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You don't know how baseball
works, do you?
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Ain't heard from Florida,
have you?
267
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,745
What?
268
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:49,049
Have you heard
from Florida?
269
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:53,286
Well, we're not pen pals
or nothin'.
270
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,023
I-I saw her
couple of months back.
271
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,191
Mm.
She was out
with some friends.
272
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,626
Nothin' special.
273
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,129
Suppose you heard
we broke up.
274
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,398
Oh, that --
that is a damn shame.
275
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,600
If you wanna dance,
get up, have at it.
276
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,236
I always thought
that you two
277
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,204
were just the --
the best couple.
278
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,772
I --
279
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,974
Mm-hmm.
280
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,112
Mm.
Well, I'm worried about her.
281
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,014
She went down to Grovetown
the other day.
282
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,249
Oh.
283
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,451
See a client.
284
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,054
Told her it was a bad idea,
but...
285
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,588
she wouldn't listen.
286
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,559
Well, Grovetown's
always a bad idea.
287
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,761
I mean, she can take care
of herself.
288
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,463
She's smart.
289
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,699
Maybe too smart
for her own good.
290
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,768
She called me from there
yesterday.
291
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,137
I didn't like
the way she sounded.
292
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,074
Well, I tried.
I tried everything.
293
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,709
Told her,
"Baby, come on home,"
294
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:53,146
but she just said, "I can't.
Not yet."
295
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,316
Thing that's got me shook me,
though, is...
296
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,386
h-how she said it.
297
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,421
Sounded scared.
298
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,590
Where do I
come into all this?
299
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,325
I want you to go down there
and bring her home.
300
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,294
-You.
301
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,661
What
302
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,363
I'm back with the wife.
303
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,732
It wouldn't look good I go
chasin' after Florida, you know?
304
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,168
-Well...
-'Sides, I got kids.
305
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,569
It's Christmas.
306
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,206
But you, you got nobody.
307
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,541
I got Leonard.
Well, his ass is in jail.
308
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,311
Shit, Hanson.
309
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,845
Grovetown?
310
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,781
Send Charlie.
Charlie's police.
311
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,584
This ain't police business.
It's personal.
312
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,425
You do this for me,
313
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,161
I'll let Leonard out of jail
when you get back.
314
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:51,204
I do this for you, you gotta
let Leonard out of jail now.
315
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,505
Tonight.
316
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,778
["I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus"
plays]
317
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,215
**
318
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,817
Grovetown gives shitholes
a bad name, Hap.
319
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:08,188
Yep.
I've heard the stories.
320
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,124
It's a two-hour ride
but a hundred years away.
321
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,725
They don't like
black folk there
322
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,595
unless they swabbin' out the
toilet or sweepin' the floor
323
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,165
or steppin' off the curb
let the white man pass.
324
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,367
Klan's alive
and kickin' there.
325
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,470
Call themselves the Supreme
Order of Caucasian Assholes,
326
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,205
some such shit.
327
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,540
Well, if it's so bad, why did
Hanson ask us to go there?
328
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,476
Well, he ain't askin' you.
He's askin' Hap.
329
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,544
-Well, it's the same thing.
-No, it ain't the same thing!
330
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,314
Guy like you in Grovetown start
the next goddamn Civil War.
331
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,216
Well, I can't help it
if I'm burstin' with charm.
332
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,886
You're burstin' with bullshit's
what you're burstin' with.
333
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,554
Now, Hap,
you take my advice.
334
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,723
You go down there,
you get in, you get out.
335
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,426
You don't take Leonard
with you.
336
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,361
Grovetown and black folk
don't mix,
337
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,231
and Leonard Pine does not
play well with others.
338
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,401
Charlie: Remember what I said!
339
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,204
Be back in an hour,
partner.
340
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,272
We'll take my car.
341
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,441
Should hit Grovetown
by morning.
342
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,776
I'll get the sandwiches
and the guns.
343
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,346
What do we need guns for?
344
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,614
Never know.
345
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,682
Might be in the mood
to shoot somethin'.
346
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,720
You don't need to do this,
ya know.
347
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,655
Ain't doin' it for you,
Hap.
348
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,890
Florida's family.
349
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,360
Yeah. Right.
350
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,528
Oh, hey.
351
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,363
Nearly forgot.
352
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:26,466
Merry Christmas.
353
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,900
You shouldn't have.
354
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,470
Man, I ain't
get you nothin'.
355
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,672
I know.
356
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,807
You're the only gift I need,
Leonard.
357
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:57,430
**
358
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,601
**
359
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:08,575
**
360
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:20,353
**
361
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:29,829
**
362
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:39,472
**
363
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:48,948
**
364
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:53,653
**
365
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:08,468
**
366
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:15,742
**
367
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,578
Aaaaah!
368
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,851
-Come on, man! Come on, man!
-Come on, man! Come on, please!
369
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,052
We don't want --
We don't want no trouble!
370
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,754
The hell you doin' in my house?
371
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,622
Was guardin' the house next
door, but then we got hungry,
372
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,090
and them crackheads
don't got shit to eat.
373
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,593
Ah --
Yeah! Yeah,
we went to get pizza,
374
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,095
came back, and we seen you
burnt the place down again.
375
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,730
Yeah, and the cops
took you in,
376
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,399
so we just figured we'd use
your place to eat.
377
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,334
This look like a cafeteria
to you?
378
00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:43,836
No. But it's a real nice place
you got.
379
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,905
There's some pizza in
the kitchen if you're hungry.
380
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,507
-You can have some.
-Yeah.
381
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,608
Yeah, you can have it.
382
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,678
What kind of pizza?
383
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:58,518
**
384
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,590
**
385
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:10,597
**
386
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:16,102
* Dreamer
387
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:17,770
**
388
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:21,874
* I've been called
389
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,577
* A dreamer
390
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,112
**
391
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,715
* With no future at all
392
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,017
**
393
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:34,987
* They call me dreamer boy
394
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,724
* Oh, but that's all right
395
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,560
-* 'Cause I know
396
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,495
* I know
397
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,764
* That you know
398
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,533
-Hap.
-Florida.
399
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,601
-* I'm more than a dreamer
-Hi.
400
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,137
-Hello.
-Ladies.
401
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,673
-* And with you, darlin'
-You're lookin' good.
402
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,074
* I can make it
403
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:58,811
-But then, you always do.
-* By and by
404
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,613
Well,
you look the same.
405
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,715
Hm. Hm.
406
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,885
**
407
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:07,420
Uh, you, uh --
408
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,921
* Loser
409
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,823
You wanna dance?
410
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,525
* They say I won't succeed
411
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,926
Uh...
412
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,695
**
413
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,597
-* Refuser
-Sure.
414
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,165
Watch my bag.
415
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,801
* To conformity
416
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,570
**
417
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:27,139
* But I believe a man
418
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:31,744
* Should reach over yonder
to touch a star *
419
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:34,213
* 'Cause with his hands
in the dirt *
420
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,749
* Doin' that eight-hour work
421
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,886
* A man just can't go far
422
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:44,156
* You got to be a dreamer
423
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,493
* And with you, darlin'
424
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,728
* I can make it
425
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:52,131
* By and by
426
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:55,201
**
427
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:59,038
* I'll dream us up
428
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,841
* A paradise
429
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,610
**
430
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:07,614
* Just you and me
431
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:12,084
* And sugar and spice
432
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:17,156
* Yes, I'm a dreamer
433
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:20,627
* And I'll make it
in this old world *
434
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,729
**
435
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:26,098
* Dream--
436
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,473
Florida?
437
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:46,919
Florida?
438
00:25:35,301 --> 00:25:37,203
You gonna sniff them, too?
439
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,038
Jesus, Hanson!
440
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,640
Damn!
441
00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,675
That's creepy.
What the hell you doin' here?
442
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:46,245
Shit, I'm a cop.
What's your excuse?
443
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,615
I just figured I'd check.
444
00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,116
See if she got back.
445
00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:51,951
You didn't believe me about her,
did you?
446
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,686
Hmm?
447
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,055
Oh, truth is, uh...
448
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:59,091
I half expected her
to be here.
449
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,327
Hidin' from you.
450
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,262
That girl don't hide
from nothin'.
451
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,064
That's what I'm scared of.
452
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,967
Don't know when to quit
pickin' the scabs.
453
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,737
Damn.
454
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:18,678
What is it about women,
Collins?
455
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:21,814
Take cavemen like us,
456
00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:24,884
twist our peckers up into knots,
and...
457
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,253
leave us to untie 'em.
458
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,221
Shit ain't right.
459
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:32,725
No, that's just
the good ones.
460
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,327
Best ones twist 'em up
so damn tight
461
00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:38,998
you can't untie 'em.
462
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,067
Me and her.
463
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,202
Mm.
464
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:46,839
It was good
for a while there.
465
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:49,008
Then it went sour.
466
00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,146
Yeah, I know what you mean,
Marvin.
467
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:58,150
You don't know shit.
468
00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:00,086
Don't call me "Marvin."
469
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,822
I spent a year and a half
470
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,224
in a lovin' relationship
with that girl.
471
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:08,961
You spent the night
in a truck.
472
00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,730
Was one hell of a night.
473
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:12,398
I'ma stop you right there
474
00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:15,668
'fore you make me do somethin'
I might regret.
475
00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:18,705
Why don't you just go home,
Hanson, huh?
476
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:21,440
Spend Christmas Eve
with your kids.
477
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,844
I'll call you
when I find her.
478
00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:27,379
You'll wanna check that
answering machine 'fore you go.
479
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,787
Bobby Joe: Hey, Ms. Grange,
it's Bobby Joe.
480
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,122
I appreciate you
meetin' up with us
481
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,456
with the holidays and all.
482
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,125
We'll be around at the, uh --
483
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,293
the radio station around
1:00 p.m. with Mr. Knox
484
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,695
to go over all the paperwork.
485
00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,230
And, uh, thanks again, ya hear.
486
00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,966
Hanson: Hey, sweet potato.
487
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,801
It's your sugar bear.
Rawr!
488
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:50,336
Skip that one.
489
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:55,407
Sonny: Ms. Grange,
Sonny Knox, 96.6 Radio.
490
00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:56,809
Tryin' to reach Bobby Joe.
491
00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,277
If you hear from him,
492
00:27:58,310 --> 00:27:59,879
please have him call
as soon as possible.
493
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:01,247
Want to get this deal done.
494
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,982
It's a great opportunity
for your client
495
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,784
and for me, as well.
496
00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:08,020
Thank you. Hope to see both
of you soon, counselor.
497
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:10,089
Merry Christmas, all that jazz.
498
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,892
Hm.
499
00:28:12,925 --> 00:28:16,195
Any idea who
the Bobby Joe guy is?
500
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:18,831
Number was a pay phone.
501
00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,900
And the Knox character?
502
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,501
I left a message.
503
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:26,138
Maybe he's celebratin'
the holidays.
504
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:29,375
I'll check him out
when I get down there, huh?
505
00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:31,210
-Hap.
506
00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:42,855
Go get her
and bring her back.
507
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,157
I'll do my best.
508
00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,359
That I promise you.
509
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:50,196
I'm gonna
hold you to it.
510
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,463
Yeah.
511
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,233
**
512
00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:03,009
**
513
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,110
Hey.
514
00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:06,979
Hey.
515
00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:08,547
-Hey.
-Hey.
516
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,349
**
517
00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,790
Leon and Clinton.
518
00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:19,258
I'll explain later.
519
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,492
They're gonna watch the house
while we're gone.
520
00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:21,928
Ain't that right, boys?
521
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,062
Yeah.
522
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,797
Works out good, too.
523
00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,398
Got a ant problem
at our place.
524
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,466
We're better off here.
525
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,135
Christmas ants,
ya know?
526
00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,904
Uh, nope.
Not sure if I do.
527
00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,340
You know, those ants that only
come out at Christmastime.
528
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,075
They everywhere
this time of year!
529
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,810
Our house is full
of those little dudes.
530
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,278
Goddamn Christmas ants!
531
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,380
-They red or green or --
-Nah.
532
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:44,884
They just come out at Christmas.
They Christmas ants.
533
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,953
Yeah, there's ants
in my underwear drawer.
534
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,021
That's 'cause your underwear
ain't clean.
535
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,823
Man, what you doin'
in my underwear drawer?
536
00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:52,358
You know they ate
my banana?
537
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:54,560
I left it on the table,
and they ate it.
538
00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:58,430
Right.
539
00:29:58,464 --> 00:29:59,899
Oh.
540
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:03,836
Uh, Leonard.
We gotta go.
541
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:06,472
You turkeys help yourself
to whatever's in the fridge.
542
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,941
I counted my cookies,
so hands off.
543
00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:10,609
-Yes!
-Yes!
544
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:20,286
**
545
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:30,963
**
546
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:34,033
* Said, Lord
547
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,635
* How I love to ride
548
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,604
**
549
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:41,640
* Yes, Lord
550
00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,510
* How I love to ride
551
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,578
**
552
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:51,650
* Over the prairie,
across to the mountainside *
553
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,186
**
554
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:57,023
* I went down
to my prayin' ground *
555
00:30:57,056 --> 00:31:00,059
* Fell down on my knees
556
00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:01,627
**
557
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:04,596
* I went down
to my prayin' ground *
558
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:07,900
* And fell down on my knees
559
00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:09,535
Mm.
560
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,670
Goddamn fly.
* I ain't cryin'
for no religion *
561
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:15,942
* Lord, give me back
my good gal, please *
Okay?
562
00:31:15,975 --> 00:31:17,676
* Well
563
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,446
* Lord
564
00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,049
* How I love to ride
565
00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:25,217
**
566
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,954
* I said, Lord
567
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,456
* How I love to ride
568
00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,128
Mornin'.
569
00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:44,703
Howdy.
570
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,639
Aw, that's
a fine-lookin' man.
571
00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:49,942
Ain't he a picture,
Pete?
572
00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,710
-Th-Thank you, ma'am.
-Yeah.
573
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,445
You got a bathroom
I can use?
574
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:56,415
It's broke.
Go around behind the shack.
575
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:57,516
Oh.
576
00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:02,288
Whatchu doin'
with that cracker?
577
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,555
You in trouble, son?
578
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,292
That is one sorry-lookin'
white boy.
579
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:09,095
What you and him
doin' together?
580
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:10,729
Just travelin'.
581
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,065
With him?
What for?
582
00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:19,438
To tell you the truth,
he had brain fever as boy.
583
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:21,140
Ain't too bright.
584
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,575
My mama used to work
for his mama when we was kids.
585
00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:27,079
When she died, we felt sorry
for him and took him in.
586
00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:28,180
Grew up together.
587
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:29,681
Kinda feel a little sorry
for him.
588
00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:31,083
-Mm.
-Mm.
589
00:32:31,117 --> 00:32:33,619
That's a lordly thing
your mama did,
590
00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:36,055
takin' in a dimwitted white boy
like that.
591
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,489
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes, ma'am.
592
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:40,459
But, you know,
I use him as a chauffeur.
593
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:43,129
This way I can
keep my eye on him.
594
00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:45,464
Keep him outta trouble.
595
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:47,766
Bathroom's inside.
596
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:51,470
It ain't really broke.
You need it?
597
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,006
-Nice little place you got here.
-No.
598
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,741
Hey.
599
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,776
Them boiled peanuts?
600
00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:02,648
I-I ain't had boiled peanuts
long as I can remember.
601
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:08,787
They ain't ready yet.
602
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,756
-Come here, you.
-Damn!
603
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,192
Yes, ma'am.
604
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,332
Your mama must've been
a saintly woman.
605
00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:21,800
Praise be to Jesus.
606
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,535
Where you boys headed?
607
00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:25,771
Uh...Grovetown.
608
00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,373
!
609
00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:29,141
!
!
610
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:31,277
-Grovetown.
611
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,582
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
612
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,284
-Nothin' funny about it.
613
00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:40,652
Whoo-hoo!
Nothin' at all!
614
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,521
You gonna have a good time
in Grovetown.
615
00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:43,789
-Oh.
616
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:45,457
They gonna
love you there.
617
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,529
-Y'all have a nice day.
-Ooh, Lord!
618
00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:54,300
Merry Christmas, now.
619
00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:55,801
-Grovetown!
-Whoo!
620
00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:58,804
Bless 'em.
621
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,541
What'd you tell
them folks back there?
622
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,511
Nothin'.
623
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,745
**
624
00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:10,082
They sure were
findin' somethin' funny.
625
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,250
Yeah, well,
maybe they ain't used
626
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,185
to black and white folks
mixin'.
627
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:15,854
**
628
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:20,226
Maybe when we get there,
you lay low.
629
00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:21,393
Stay in the car.
630
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,462
Let me do the talkin'.
631
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:24,830
**
632
00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:27,266
Whatchu tryin' to say?
What, I can't play it cool?
633
00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:29,601
Nah. Worries me is you like
confrontation too much.
634
00:34:29,635 --> 00:34:32,504
Well, what worries me is that
you don't like it enough, Hap.
635
00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:34,206
I mean, I been in 'Nam.
636
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,441
I can handle Grovetown.
637
00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:36,675
Not just Grovetown.
638
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,777
It's you in Grovetown.
639
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,546
Well, they don't mess with me,
I won't mess with them.
640
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,181
Well, what about
when they do mess with you?
641
00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:43,282
I bear arms.
642
00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:44,816
Wrong answer.
643
00:34:44,850 --> 00:34:47,753
You know what guns means.
It just mean more guns.
644
00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:51,657
I'd rather be judged by 12
than carried by 6.
645
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,359
I just wanna go down there
and find Florida, not --
646
00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:54,526
Well, me, too.
647
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,861
not have some kind
of shootout
648
00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,529
like in the O.K. Corral.
649
00:34:57,563 --> 00:34:58,664
**
650
00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,266
Whatchu packin' back there?
651
00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:03,169
A shotgun.
Broke it down, in plastic.
652
00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,470
Oh, okay.
653
00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:07,273
Couple of Winchesters,
.30-30s
654
00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:09,908
and a .45 with some ammo
in a lockbox.
655
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,810
You bring the Gyrocopter?
656
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,545
In the lockbox, Hap.
657
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,314
In the lockbox.
"In the lockbox."
658
00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,849
**
659
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,255
Wait a minute.
660
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:24,690
P-Pull over right here
for a second.
661
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:25,857
Mm-hmm.
662
00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:28,927
This here Devil's Crossing.
663
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,662
Yep.
664
00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,631
Mm-hmm.
That's what it says.
665
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:34,366
You don't know
what this is?
666
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,368
Nope.
667
00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,204
But I bet
you gonna tell me.
668
00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:40,606
You ain't go no damn taste
in music.
669
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,641
Grew up listenin' to that
Pat Boone imitation bullshit,
670
00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,776
then you crossed over
to that hippy-drug shit
671
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,512
they was pumpin'
in the '70s.
672
00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:49,281
All right, all right.
So, tell me.
673
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:51,183
What is
the Devil's Crossroads?
674
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:55,921
Well, legend has it,
old blues man came here
675
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,756
and sold his soul
to the Devil,
676
00:35:57,789 --> 00:35:59,691
right here in this spot.
677
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:02,894
They ate each other's turds,
sucked each other's carrots,
678
00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:05,264
some hocus pocus crap
like that.
679
00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,766
Anyway,
that old boy became
680
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,801
the greatest blues man
ever lived.
681
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,703
**
682
00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,672
I thought that was
Bobby Johnson.
683
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:15,307
Oh, no!
He just stoled it from him!
684
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:16,808
Well,
who the hell was it, then?
685
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,610
Boy named L.C. Soothe.
686
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:19,811
Oh.
687
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,216
Uncle Chester said he went
to see him as a kid.
688
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,817
Sparks shot off
from his fingers.
689
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,653
Oh, get outta here.
Eyes glowed yellow
690
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,755
as he choked
on that old guitar.
691
00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,457
Well...
692
00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:35,561
I gotta admit, Hap.
I ain't never heard of him.
693
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,497
Yeah,
you ain't the only one.
694
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:42,234
Any blues fan worth his salt
know who L.C. Soothe is, though.
695
00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:50,609
Say, Hap.
Mm-hmm.
696
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,678
What would you sell
your soul for?
697
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,683
If I said world peace,
you'd only call me a hippie.
698
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,452
You are a hippie.
699
00:37:00,486 --> 00:37:02,388
Hippie mixed
with old-ass hippie.
700
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,558
What about you?
701
00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:08,527
Oh, that's easy.
702
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,963
Endless supply of Nilla Wafers,
ocean full o' Dr. P.
703
00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:18,537
Oh, we sound like
a couple old farts.
704
00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,508
Don't you even think
about it.
705
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:23,709
Your butt
feel like yodeling,
706
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,011
you better pull over
and let it out.
707
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:27,513
Hey.
708
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:28,780
What's his game?
709
00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,517
The hell?
I don't know.
710
00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:33,018
Damn, he's close.
711
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,053
The hell?
712
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,490
What's he want?
Come on! Pass!
713
00:37:41,527 --> 00:37:43,061
**
714
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,497
What the hell?
715
00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:49,735
**
716
00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:53,705
Man!
717
00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,845
Well,
that was neighborly.
718
00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:05,884
Well, maybe we should think
about keeping them guns
719
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,854
up front from now on, huh?
720
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:16,895
**
721
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:24,936
**
722
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,808
Sonny Knox:
Merry Christmas, East Texas.
723
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,546
That was a sweet one
from Frog Eyes Johnson,
724
00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:37,483
and you're listenin' to 96.6,
725
00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:40,519
Your Blues Fix,
where the blues never die.
726
00:38:40,552 --> 00:38:43,489
Here's an old classic to put
some bounce in your mistletoe.
727
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:45,857
* Ding, ding, dong
what a big parade *
728
00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,726
* Ding, ding, dong *
729
00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,495
* What a big parade *
So much for bad,
old Grovetown.
730
00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:50,896
* Ding, ding, dong
what a big parade *
731
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:54,700
Place look like
a goddamn Hallmark card.
732
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,502
I don't see
any black folk, though.
733
00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:57,536
You noticed, huh?
734
00:38:57,569 --> 00:38:58,870
Mm-hmm.
735
00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:01,873
Keep expectin' Rod Serling
to pop out any minute
736
00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,809
and give us
the damn lowdown.
737
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,545
You've crossed over to...
738
00:39:06,578 --> 00:39:07,913
"The Twilight Zone."
..."The Twilight Zone."
739
00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:11,850
**
740
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,587
Ho, ho, ho!
741
00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:17,088
* The north wind says
it's going to snow *
Hi.
742
00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:18,757
Merry Christmas.
743
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,826
* The north wind says
it's going to snow *
744
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,395
* The north wind says
it's going to snow *
745
00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:26,131
* And paint
the whole world white *
746
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:32,671
**
747
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:38,910
**
748
00:39:41,613 --> 00:39:43,048
Who the hell
are they supposed to be?
749
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,149
What, them?
Yeah.
750
00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:45,984
That's the Three Wise Men.
751
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:48,720
Look more like
the Three Ken Dolls to me.
752
00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:51,022
Three whitest black people
I ever seen.
753
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:52,524
Hey, now.
Behave, Leonard.
754
00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:54,025
Aw, come on.
They got a blonde wig on Mary.
755
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,093
I said behave.
756
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:58,530
Can I help you?
757
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:05,537
I'm afraid we're all booked up.
758
00:40:05,571 --> 00:40:08,106
The holidays.
You know how it is.
759
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:11,109
I sure do
know how it is.
760
00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:13,111
Uh, ma'am,
we were wondering
761
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:16,615
if this, uh -- this woman
was stayin' here.
762
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:18,416
Her name
is Florida Grange.
763
00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:23,689
Nobody by that name
is stayin' here.
764
00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,724
Nobody by that color either,
I bet.
765
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,059
We don't take kindly
766
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,662
to smart mouths around here.
767
00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:32,964
Now, I told you
that lady is not here,
768
00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:35,534
so I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
769
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,068
Oh.
770
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,471
I got church service to go to,
and I have to lock up.
771
00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:42,774
Well, we hope you have
a nice day, ma'am, and --
772
00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,677
and thank you
so much for your help.
Mm.
773
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:52,050
Why don't you just kiss
her ass cheeks?
774
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,852
Massage her feet
while you're at it?
775
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:55,754
Well, I find you get more
with a little sugar
776
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,088
than vinegar, Leonard.
777
00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:58,590
Yeah, well,
I was usin' brown sugar.
778
00:40:58,624 --> 00:40:59,825
That always gets me
what I want.
779
00:40:59,858 --> 00:41:01,927
Ladies.
Strange.
780
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,729
It's almost as if
she didn't like you.
781
00:41:03,762 --> 00:41:05,631
Maybe it was this sexy vest
I was wearin'.
782
00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:06,998
Oh, personally,
I've always found that vest
783
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:09,501
a little
scary on you.
784
00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:11,970
You check out her hairdo?
785
00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:14,172
Lady gotta have
one heck of a strong neck
786
00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:15,807
to hold that shit up.
787
00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,208
You see the part
where it was braided?
788
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:18,710
It looked like
a little butthole.
789
00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,045
Oh, gave you
a little flutter, huh?
790
00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,212
Ha ha, very funny.
791
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:22,814
Let's just find Florida,
792
00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:24,550
get out of white-man fantasy
before "Matlock" come on
793
00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:25,617
and you can't find nobody.
794
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,085
I don't know.
795
00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:29,054
I'm beginning to appreciate
the quaintness of this town.
796
00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,889
Why don't
you just move here?
797
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:41,800
**
798
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,702
Or maybe not.
799
00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:46,972
**
800
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:53,612
**
801
00:41:57,683 --> 00:42:04,956
**
802
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:12,297
**
803
00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:19,838
**
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