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So a good night was had by all?
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So a good night was had by all?
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Yeah. Sorry, Mum.
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I was gonna call you and let you know
I wasn't coming home, but it got...
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..late.
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What's the lucky lady's name, then?
..late.
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What's the lucky lady's name, then?
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I wouldn't say she was lucky.
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I wouldn't say she was lucky.
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Don't go in there.
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Coffee?
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Mum!
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A dead naked man.
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Yes, in Mum's bed!
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Why would I joke about that, Robbie?
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I'm innocent, Robbie!
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The only thing I'm guilty of
MAGGIE: I'm innocent, Robbie!
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The only thing I'm guilty of
is being too hot to handle.
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No, I don't know his name.
I'm looking now.
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No, I don't know his name.
I'm looking now.
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Yes, he's definitely dead.
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Oh!
Yes, he's definitely dead.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh, thank God.
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Oh! Oh, thank God.
He's alive. He just farted.
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He's alive. He just farted.
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What?! Even when you're dead?
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Oh, that's gross.
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Alright.
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His name is Lawrence Porter,
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and he's the president of the Cactus
His name is Lawrence Porter,
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and he's the president of the Cactus
and Succulent Appreciation Society.
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He was not delivering our mother
a succulent.
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Well, I didn't see him come in
'cause I wasn't here last night.
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I was with a...
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..girl.
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No! Not good for me, Robbie,
bad for me. Very bad for me, OK?
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No! Not good for me, Robbie,
I...
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I...
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..I didn't bring my A-game at all.
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Yeah, fine.
I'll make all the necessary calls.
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Leave it to me, as always.
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Bye.
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Oh, I need you
to turn the gas on for me, Arthur.
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Oh! Don't bother, Mum.
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I've listened
to enough crime podcasts to know
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that blaming this on a house fire
is not gonna work.
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I need to make myself a final meal
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before they send me to prison
charged with sex crimes.
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Mum, he was a 70-year-old man
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with a bad heart
Mum, he was a 70-year-old man
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with a bad heart
and high blood pressure, OK?
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with a bad heart
This is not your fault.
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This is not your fault.
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I should never have fed him
that blanched okra with lemon juice.
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It's very potent.
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It sent him wild.
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Oh! OK.
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We are currently operating
Oh! OK.
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We are currently operating
on a need-to-know basis,
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and all I NEED to know is which
of his family members to contact.
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Well, he's a widower
with no children.
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Was.
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Hm.
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All alone in the world.
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All alone in the world.
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Just like me.
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At least he went out with a bang.
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At least he went out with a bang.
I mean...
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I mean...
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..I wish you'd told me that you were
getting back into the dating scene.
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..I wish you'd told me that you were
What?
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What?
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You think I don't need to feel
What?
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You think I don't need to feel
the warmth of another human, Arthur?
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I mean,
you spent YOUR night with a lover.
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I mean,
What's the difference?
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What's the difference?
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Difference is
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you having
wild, heart-stopping sex, and I'm...
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you having
..putting people to sleep.
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..putting people to sleep.
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And I thought
I was having a bad day.
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Are you sure
he doesn't have SOME family?
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Apparently not.
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I called the Succulent Society
and left a message on the machine
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with my condolences, just in case.
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And it ISN'T being treated
with my condolences, just in case.
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And it ISN'T being treated
as suspicious?
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And it ISN'T being treated
Oh! Arthur's a stool pigeon.
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Oh! Arthur's a stool pigeon.
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He called the police on me.
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I called the ambulance.
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The ambulance called the police.
The police called the coroner.
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And the coroner called a bird,
and the bird called a spider,
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and the spider called a fly.
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It's like that nursery rhyme -
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"There was an old woman
who swallowed a fly.
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"There was an old woman
"Perhaps she'll die."
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"Perhaps she'll die."
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That must have been
shocking for you, Mum.
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That must have been
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I'll never forget his last words.
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Well?
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Well what?
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What were his last words?
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I can't remember!
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Mum, you go rest
I can't remember!
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Mum, you go rest
and put your feet up.
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Mum, you go rest
You've had a shocker.
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You've had a shocker.
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I'll do the dishes.
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No, no, no. You're a busy doctor.
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You should not be doing drudge work.
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You're right.
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Arthur will do it.
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What? What?
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Just...
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..take a rest
Just...
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..take a rest
and go watch the telly.
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..take a rest
Take your mind off of it all.
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Take your mind off of it all.
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- Off you pop.
- Thank you, Robbie.
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We need to protect her
AND ourselves.
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She needs to sign this.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
do you have a printer in there?
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They're power-of-attorney papers
from my lawyer's office.
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Oh, OK, cool - so while I was
dealing with dead bodies,
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you were just getting these
drafted up.
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you were just getting these
No, when you called this morning,
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No, when you called this morning,
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I just happened to be seeking
No, when you called this morning,
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I just happened to be seeking
some legal advice.
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I just happened to be seeking
Killed two birds with one stone.
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Killed two birds with one stone.
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Really?
Mmm.
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What was the other bird?
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Oh, just some little problem
I'm ironing out
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Oh, just some little problem
with a penoplasty that went wrong.
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with a penoplasty that went wrong.
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Mmm. The old shaft graft.
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I mean, the length was fine, but
the girth, it didn't quite work out.
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I mean, the length was fine, but
Eugh. Poor guy.
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Eugh. Poor guy.
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Poor guy?!
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If I get sued, I'm gonna be
the successful lesbian surgeon
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If I get sued, I'm gonna be
who got undone by a penis.
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who got undone by a penis.
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Speaking of undone,
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what happened with last night?
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I haven't been with anyone since Dee.
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I'm not match-fit.
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Honestly,
it was such a bad performance.
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I was like a newborn horse
learning how to walk.
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I was like a newborn horse
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I even pulled out the special moves.
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No straight man has special moves.
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I got special moves.
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I got the most special moves.
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Just when I thought I was...
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..making way...
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..she fell asleep.
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Just like the president
..she fell asleep.
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Just like the president
of the Succulent Society.
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The Cactus and Succulent
Appreciation Society
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The Cactus and Succulent
must have got your message.
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must have got your message.
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Look at what they sent me.
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Oh!
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Such a beautiful reminder
of Lawrence.
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You just want to get your hands
on the house.
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Power of attorney
wasn't MY idea, Mum.
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Oh, you expect me to believe
it was your sister's idea?
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Honestly, she's got a family.
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She's got a job.
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She's got prospects, Arthur.
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Where are YOUR prospects?
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Excuse me! I have prospects.
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Well, from what I overheard
the other morning,
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Well, from what I overheard
it doesn't seem like your prospects
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it doesn't seem like your prospects
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are very prospective.
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Who were you canoodling?
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I hope it was that Maya,
from dancing.
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Tony the grocer's daughter.
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Oh, tell me
it was Tony the grocer's daughter!
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It wasn't Maya, OK?
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Her name was Blodwyn,
It wasn't Maya, OK?
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Her name was Blodwyn,
if you must know.
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Her name was Blodwyn,
Blodwyn?
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Blodwyn?
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Sounds like a medical condition.
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Mum!
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She's Welsh.
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And FYI, I'm not interested in
She's Welsh.
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And FYI, I'm not interested in
brief interactions like that anymore.
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And FYI, I'm not interested in
In fact, I'm gonna delete my apps.
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In fact, I'm gonna delete my apps.
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Ugh...
Arthur!
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Look! Our restaurant's open.
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Delete...
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..delete...
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..delete.
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Oh! Definitely deleting that one.
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What was that...
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Mum?
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Mum!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Leo?
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Oh, hi, Maggie.
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Did you just call me Leo?
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Tony!
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No! No.
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I said 'helleo'.
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As in 'hello'
with an extra syllable.
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Oh.
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I was expecting someone
from the local paper.
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We have bought a full-page ad to get
a full house for our grand opening.
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Maybe, uh, warn me next time
you want me to play Frogger.
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Maybe, uh, warn me next time
Hey, Tony.
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Hey, Tony.
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Hi.
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I'm so glad that you're both here.
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I need to ask the code
to the wall safe.
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Yeah. Yeah, no, I understand.
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Um, you know.
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Mum, can you give Tony
the wall safe code?
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I have no idea.
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What are they doing
to your father's restaurant?
I have no idea.
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What are they doing
to your father's restaurant?
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Oh, Mum!
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Arthur!
I was gonna...
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Arthur!
I was gonna...
Hey!
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Hey!
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Hi, Maggie.
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Getting a...sneak peek?
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Oh, yes.
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A sneak peek into hell,
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starring Judas and Jezebel
and the devil himself.
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starring Judas and Jezebel
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Mum, just give Tony
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Mum, just give Tony
the wall safe code.
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Mum, just give Tony
What wall safe?
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What wall safe?
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My memory is shot.
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Come on, Maggie.
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You remember every step
of the cha-cha last week.
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You remember every step
It was the merengue, Tony.
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It was the merengue, Tony.
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And it'll be the last merengue
It was the merengue, Tony.
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And it'll be the last merengue
you'll be seeing from me!
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And it'll be the last merengue
Let's go, Arthur.
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Let's go, Arthur.
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OK, Mum.
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Um...
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..Dad used to keep all his codes
in a little black book.
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I'll...find it for you.
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No, Mum, now. Let's go.
259
00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:11,820
I know you remember the code, Mum.
260
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,060
And the reason I know
261
00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:13,300
is because you always refuse to admit
And the reason I know
262
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,660
is because you always refuse to admit
when you can't remember something,
263
00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:18,620
so the fact you're saying you can't
means you can.
264
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:18,860
so the fact you're saying you can't
Yes, well, you're the one
265
00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:19,620
Yes, well, you're the one
266
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:19,860
who's always telling me
Yes, well, you're the one
267
00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:22,660
who's always telling me
my memory is gone, Arthur.
268
00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,740
Now you expect me to remember
some long-ago code.
269
00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:25,980
Now you expect me to remember
Make up your mind.
270
00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:26,780
Make up your mind.
271
00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:27,020
You're just annoyed that it's not me
Make up your mind.
272
00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,260
You're just annoyed that it's not me
taking over Dad's restaurant.
273
00:10:29,260 --> 00:10:30,220
That's all this is about.
274
00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:31,700
No, it's not.
275
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,060
My brain has gone to mush.
276
00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:35,540
I don't even know
if you're my son anymore.
277
00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,460
The son I remember
would do anything he could
278
00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:40,700
to keep
the memory of his father alive.
279
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,100
Oh, hold up.
280
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:45,380
Well, if your brain's turned to mush
and you don't know who I am,
281
00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:49,420
then you have no reason to refuse
signing the power-of-attorney papers.
282
00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:49,660
then you have no reason to refuse
Ha-ha! Got ya!
283
00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:51,900
Ha-ha! Got ya!
284
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,500
Oh, no! What's she doing here?
285
00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,180
Um...
286
00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:57,580
..you know what,
maybe you were right.
287
00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:57,820
..you know what,
Let's not rush into this.
288
00:10:57,820 --> 00:10:58,740
Let's not rush into this.
289
00:10:58,740 --> 00:10:58,980
Uh, maybe you need a bit more time
Let's not rush into this.
290
00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,860
Uh, maybe you need a bit more time
to think about it.
291
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:01,100
Uh, maybe you need a bit more time
What's got into you?
292
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,260
What's got into you?
293
00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,660
Huh? Nothing!
294
00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:04,940
Now, come on. This way.
295
00:11:04,940 --> 00:11:06,780
Hey, we'll come back another day.
296
00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:07,020
Hey, we'll come back another day.
Blodwyn!
297
00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:08,420
Blodwyn!
298
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,100
Where have I heard that name before?
299
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,700
You haven't, OK? Now, let's...
300
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:11,940
Oh, if she's the same Blodwyn who
You haven't, OK? Now, let's...
301
00:11:11,940 --> 00:11:15,620
Oh, if she's the same Blodwyn who
fell asleep on you the other night,
302
00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:15,860
Oh, if she's the same Blodwyn who
she's got a big wake-up call coming.
303
00:11:15,860 --> 00:11:18,900
she's got a big wake-up call coming.
304
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,380
Oh, no, Mum. Please, don't!
305
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,820
Oh, you must be Mrs Boye.
306
00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:26,740
Oh, and you must be
very well rested.
307
00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:29,940
Hi.
308
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,180
Yeah.
309
00:11:31,180 --> 00:11:31,420
Yeah.
Arthur. Blodwyn.
310
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,180
Arthur. Blodwyn.
311
00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:33,420
Well, I mean, what a coincidence.
Arthur. Blodwyn.
312
00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:35,900
Well, I mean, what a coincidence.
I didn't know that you worked here.
313
00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:36,140
Well, I mean, what a coincidence.
Um...yes, you did.
314
00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,900
Um...yes, you did.
315
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:41,060
I...I...I mentioned it, lots,
316
00:11:41,060 --> 00:11:44,020
the other night.
317
00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:47,740
You asked if you could
legally sue your local supermarket
318
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:51,380
for suggesting a barbeque chicken
has EIGHT servings.
319
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:54,060
Oh, yeah.
320
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:55,100
Yeah.
321
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,820
To be fair,
322
00:11:56,820 --> 00:12:00,060
no-one has ever ordered
a one-eighth chicken and chips.
323
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,980
You know? It's always quarters.
324
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,460
I understand you're here
to sign some documents.
325
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,220
I certainly am.
326
00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:12,740
But more importantly,
my boy deserves a second chance.
327
00:12:12,740 --> 00:12:13,900
Oh!
328
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,140
Oh, you should have seen him
329
00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:18,380
when he first worked
the cash register at our restaurant.
330
00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:18,620
when he first worked
Oh!
331
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:19,420
Oh!
332
00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:19,660
Mashing his fingers
Oh!
333
00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:22,980
Mashing his fingers
across those buttons
334
00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:26,100
like a giant
playing a miniature keyboard.
335
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:26,340
like a giant
We...we might come back another day.
336
00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:27,700
We...we might come back another day.
337
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:27,940
We...we might come back another day.
338
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:31,180
But eventually, he got better at it.
339
00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:34,260
And by the time
he was at university,
340
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:34,500
And by the time
he could barely look at the register
341
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,620
he could barely look at the register
342
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,100
and cha-ching!
343
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,340
I think... Yes. Yes.
344
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:43,740
Come on! Mum. Come on.
345
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:44,620
I am...
346
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:44,860
I am...
..I'm sorry.
347
00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:45,660
..I'm sorry.
348
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:47,660
She is unwell.
349
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:48,940
Bye.
350
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:55,220
And now we have to find a new
solicitor to witness your signature,
351
00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:58,460
because I'm never showing my face
at that office ever again!
352
00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:58,700
because I'm never showing my face
Where is Dad's little black book?
353
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,260
Where is Dad's little black book?
354
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:04,020
I have no idea.
355
00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:09,740
Oh, I'm sure the code to the
wall safe is someone's birthday or...
356
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,140
..Lotto numbers or something.
357
00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,180
Oh.
358
00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:17,260
That bar, Arthur,
the one Tony was manhandling,
359
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:21,260
your father built that with
his own hands in this very backyard.
360
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:21,500
your father built that with
What if they just
361
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,780
What if they just
362
00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:24,940
throw it on a skip,
363
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,740
like it's some piece of rubbish?
364
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,660
Oh, not that YOU'D care.
365
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:31,820
You're so hot to trot for that Maya.
366
00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:32,060
Excuse me! I'm not hot to trot
You're so hot to trot for that Maya.
367
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:35,580
Excuse me! I'm not hot to trot
for anyone. I'm not trotting at all.
368
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:38,900
I'm one bad date away
from being sent to the glue factory.
369
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,140
I'm one bad date away
Now, where is that black book?!
370
00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:41,820
Now, where is that black book?!
371
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,340
I'm sorry, Mum.
372
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:54,220
I should have said something about
what was happening at the restaurant.
373
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:54,460
I should have said something about
374
00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:55,460
Is there any way
375
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,220
Is there any way
I can make it up to you?
376
00:13:57,220 --> 00:14:02,060
Well, it's about keeping the spirit
of your father in our hearts.
377
00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:02,300
Well, it's about keeping the spirit
In our minds.
378
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,060
In our minds.
379
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,260
In our mouths.
380
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:12,500
Why don't you cook something for me,
just like he used to?
381
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:15,860
I am so glad
you're referring to his food.
382
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:16,100
I am so glad
Um...
383
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,540
Um...
384
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:18,340
..I can do that.
385
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,500
That's fine.
386
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,980
But if I do, you have to promise
387
00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:21,220
to let this
But if I do, you have to promise
388
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,060
to let this
whole restaurant thing go, yeah?
389
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:23,300
to let this
I've forgotten it already.
390
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,140
I've forgotten it already.
391
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,740
Mush brain.
392
00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:31,340
Oh. There's not much food
in the fridge, though, Arthur.
393
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:31,580
Oh. There's not much food
Oh.
394
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,620
Oh.
395
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:32,860
I'll hit the store.
Oh.
396
00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:34,260
I'll hit the store.
Yeah.
397
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,420
You stay here.
Read a book or something.
398
00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:36,660
You stay here.
Oh, good idea.
399
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,020
Oh, good idea.
400
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,900
I've got just the book in mind.
401
00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:56,900
Hello?
402
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,300
Is that the advertising department?
403
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:02,820
It's Maya here
from the Soc Beo restaurant.
404
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:07,900
I'm afraid we're going to have to
cancel our ad for opening night.
405
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,380
Mmm.
406
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,940
Haven't found Dad's codes yet.
407
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:17,220
But I wrote some numbers on a piece
of paper that I think might work.
Haven't found Dad's codes yet.
408
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,460
But I wrote some numbers on a piece
of paper that I think might work.
409
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:20,700
But I wrote some numbers on a piece
of paper that I think might work.
Oh. Thanks.
410
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,020
Oh. Thanks.
411
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,820
My birthday's in there.
412
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:24,060
Oh. Well, I will be sure
My birthday's in there.
413
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:27,220
Oh. Well, I will be sure
to remember it.
414
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:27,460
Oh. Well, I will be sure
Oi! You!
415
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,260
Oi! You!
416
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,220
You can get out of my shop!
417
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,140
Sorry?
418
00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,780
Someone pretending to be Maya
called the newspaper
419
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:36,780
to cancel our ad
for the grand opening.
420
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:39,020
And they copy the number
from the screen,
421
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:39,260
And they copy the number
and I check out delivery database.
422
00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:40,740
and I check out delivery database.
423
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,500
It was your mother!
What?
424
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,060
Don't know what you're talking about.
Nothing for you.
425
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,820
What do you mean?
Dad, Dad, Dad, calm down.
426
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:47,060
What do you mean?
No okra for your family!
427
00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:48,260
No okra for your family!
428
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,460
Get your vegetables somewhere else!
429
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:52,860
What? Hey!
430
00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,660
OK. It's all here.
431
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,300
Half a kilo of okra
and a bag of lemons.
432
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:02,540
Half a kilo of okra
Oh. Hey. Look, I'm so sorry.
433
00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,780
Oh. Hey. Look, I'm so sorry.
434
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,020
I can't believe Mum did that. I mean,
who knows what she's capable of?
435
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:08,260
Dad's not normally so volatile.
436
00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:10,500
You know, he's really worried
about the restaurant, and...
437
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,780
..it's a huge risk, and so...
438
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:13,260
..his blood pressure's up to here.
439
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,860
Maya! Maya!
440
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,060
Damn, that's him!
441
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:19,860
On, no! Here, quick. Thank you.
OK.
442
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:21,220
Oh, Arthur, wait!
443
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,940
It's, uh, my phone number.
444
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,740
In case you find
the actual code to the safe.
445
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:29,140
Maya!
446
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:30,340
Save yourself!
Yeah!
447
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:37,540
It's a crime, Mum.
448
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:40,460
One minute, we're explaining to the
cops about the dead man in your bed
449
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,060
and the next,
you're committing fraud.
450
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,580
Impersonating someone
is hardly fraud
451
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,100
compared to
calling yourself a restauranteur
452
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:47,340
compared to
when you're really a greengrocer.
453
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,580
when you're really a greengrocer.
454
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:50,780
Mum!
455
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:57,500
Mum. I gave you my credit card
details for emergencies.
456
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,860
Can you explain this?
457
00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:01,580
Can you explain why you were
just passing through the suburbs
458
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:01,820
Can you explain why you were
on a weekday?
459
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:02,740
on a weekday?
460
00:17:02,740 --> 00:17:02,980
Let me guess -
on a weekday?
461
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,460
Let me guess -
you're consulting door to door now
462
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:04,700
Let me guess -
with your top buttons undone.
463
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,540
with your top buttons undone.
464
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,980
Shut up, Arthur.
465
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:10,220
There's an amount of $500
Shut up, Arthur.
466
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,020
There's an amount of $500
on my statement.
467
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:13,260
There's an amount of $500
Yes. It's a holding thingy.
468
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,980
Yes. It's a holding thingy.
469
00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,580
You'll get it back later, they said.
470
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:18,380
Who is they?
471
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:22,340
I googled the company, Soc Beo,
and it means "Chubby Squirrel".
472
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,140
Chubby Squirrel's a very cute name.
473
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,140
Wait, Soc Beo?
474
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,500
That's the name of Maya's restaurant.
475
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,180
Mum, what did you do?
476
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:34,380
I booked the whole restaurant out
for opening night.
477
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:38,380
It's gonna be a lonely little
squirrel when nobody shows up.
478
00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:41,060
They're gonna charge me
the whole cancellation fee.
479
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:41,300
They're gonna charge me
What were you thinking?
480
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,580
What were you thinking?
481
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,660
You little beauty!
482
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,740
- This is no time to celebrate, Mum.
- No!
483
00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:51,380
No, they were
Lawrence Porter's last words.
484
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,300
I've remembered.
485
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:57,460
"You little beauty!"
486
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,100
This proves she has no clue
how to manage money anymore.
487
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:07,420
Get her to sign the
power-of-attorney papers, Arthur.
488
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:25,820
Succulents to the kitchen, please.
489
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,380
I was just dropping food to Chong,
490
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:30,860
and I thought maybe
Maggie might like some as well.
491
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,500
But if you think
that's a bad idea...
492
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,820
If this is an attempt
to bribe the safe code out of me,
493
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:36,060
If this is an attempt
you're out of luck.
494
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,380
you're out of luck.
495
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,940
I'm going to speak to the goat.
496
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,980
Sorry.
497
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:48,620
She's been in a nightmare mood. She
does not deserve that deliciousness.
498
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:48,860
She's been in a nightmare mood. She
It's fine. I understand.
499
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,620
It's fine. I understand.
500
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:51,860
If you don't mind, I actually
It's fine. I understand.
501
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:55,380
If you don't mind, I actually
came around for another reason.
502
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,780
Um...
503
00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,020
..what are you doing
Um...
504
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,860
..what are you doing
on Friday night?
505
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:01,100
..what are you doing
Whatever you want.
506
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:01,860
Whatever you want.
507
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,140
Oh!
508
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:03,380
Like, I've obviously got to check
Oh!
509
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:07,660
Like, I've obviously got to check
my schedule, 'cause it's heaps busy.
510
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:07,900
Like, I've obviously got to check
But, um...yeah.
511
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,260
But, um...yeah.
512
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:13,500
I was hoping your mum would
come to our restaurant so she can...
513
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,300
Uh...
514
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,060
..you know, get a proper sense
of...our vision.
515
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:17,300
..you know, get a proper sense
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
516
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,260
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
517
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:18,500
Dad and I could cook her a meal,
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
518
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,220
Dad and I could cook her a meal,
and she could, you know,
519
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,140
see the integrity
that we want to bring to the space.
520
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:26,460
Also, we don't have
table and chairs yet,
521
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:29,740
so there's a DIY dance floor,
in case you want to cut some shapes.
522
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,940
What do you say?
523
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,500
I reckon it's a great idea.
524
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:36,700
I'll ask Mum.
525
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,620
But I got to warn you,
526
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,100
when she's saying no to free food,
things are pretty grim.
527
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,340
Oh! You're still here.
528
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:43,460
Look.
529
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:46,020
I'll dispose of those for you,
530
00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,820
since nobody else wants them.
531
00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,900
Don't complain about having to get
inferior vegetables, OK?
532
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,420
I am not driving 10 suburbs
for good produce
533
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,660
just because
YOU refuse to apologise to Tony.
534
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:09,340
Oh! Lawrence Porter would have done
it for me in the blink of an eye.
535
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,100
Lawrence Porter's eyes
are never blinking again,
536
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:11,340
Lawrence Porter's eyes
so that's not an option, is it?
537
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,980
so that's not an option, is it?
538
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,900
Now, seeing as I've churned through
539
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,380
all three
of the Ghanaian recipes I know,
540
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,500
how about me and you
take our tastebuds
541
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,380
a little further abroad tonight?
542
00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:23,620
Maybe somewhere like Vietnam?
543
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:25,420
Oh! Forget it, Arthur.
544
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:27,180
If you think some dry grilled pork
545
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:29,100
is gonna get that safe code
out of me,
546
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:29,340
is gonna get that safe code
you got another think coming.
547
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,700
you got another think coming.
548
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,940
Never, ever...
549
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,340
Oh! No!
550
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:37,140
Um...
551
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,700
Actually, you know what?
552
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,460
Why don't we...
why don't we go down this...
553
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:41,460
..this way for a change?
554
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,580
Yeah. It looks like a nice laneway.
555
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,020
Hey!
556
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:45,820
Hi.
557
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,460
Hello, Maggie.
558
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,460
Hello.
Hey, Maya.
559
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:52,060
Hey.
You're friends with...Blodwyn?
560
00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:52,300
Hey.
Yeah.
561
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,060
Yeah.
562
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,260
Yeah. Yeah.
563
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:54,500
She really seemed to be in a rush
Yeah. Yeah.
564
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,500
She really seemed to be in a rush
to get somewhere just now.
565
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:57,740
She really seemed to be in a rush
I mean...I mean...
566
00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:58,500
I mean...I mean...
567
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,980
..what were you guys talking about?
568
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:02,180
Oh, you know. This and that.
569
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:03,100
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
570
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,580
I mean,
good this and that or, like...
571
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:06,860
..bad...
572
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,660
..clumsy this and that?
573
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,820
Did Arthur tell you about dinner?
574
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,700
Uh, yes. He did mention it.
575
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,380
My dad's gonna be there,
576
00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:18,500
and I know that he would love
to have a dance with you after.
577
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,740
I'm...hoping you'll come along.
578
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,100
You know what?
579
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:28,940
I think I will.
580
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:36,220
OK, gang, let's get you guys home.
581
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:40,380
- See you, Uncle Arthur.
- Bye, Uncle Arthur.
582
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:46,100
Thank God I managed to cancel the
fake restaurant booking Mum made.
583
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,220
I told them
I had my credit card stolen,
584
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:51,020
and the OWNER seemed super-annoyed.
585
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,300
Mmm. I mean,
it is pretty unfair on them.
586
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,540
I got a refund.
That's all that counts.
587
00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:56,820
Why haven't you made
another appointment
588
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:57,060
Why haven't you made
to get her signature on the papers?
589
00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:58,740
to get her signature on the papers?
590
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:00,540
I don't want to use
our local solicitor, Robbie.
591
00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:03,060
Can we use yours?
At $300 an hour?
592
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,500
No way!
593
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,420
Listen.
594
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:07,820
We've all had bad sex, Arthur.
595
00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:11,340
Don't let it cost you
our family home.
596
00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:14,500
Just make the call and bring Mum in
first thing Monday morning.
597
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:14,740
Just make the call and bring Mum in
Bye.
598
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:16,180
Bye.
599
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,740
You two, get in the car.
600
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:26,980
Chuppa & Peele. Blodwyn speaking.
601
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,060
How can I help?
602
00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,700
Hello?
603
00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:36,140
Blodwyn. Blod...Blodwyn.
604
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,940
It's...it's me.
605
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,380
Arthur.
606
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,020
OK.
607
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:41,260
Well,
OK.
608
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:44,780
Well,
I just want to make an appointment,
609
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:48,020
uh, to witness a signature
for my mum, if that's OK.
610
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:48,260
uh, to witness a signature
That is perfectly fine.
611
00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:49,900
That is perfectly fine.
612
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:50,140
And I also feel like
That is perfectly fine.
613
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:55,100
And I also feel like
I kinda need to...explain the...
614
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:55,340
And I also feel like
..bad sex...
615
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:57,580
..bad sex...
616
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,620
..the other night.
617
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,700
Um...
618
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:03,180
..I need you to know, like,
that was not my A-game.
619
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:03,420
..I need you to know, like,
Yeah?
620
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:04,180
Yeah?
621
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:04,420
Like, that was...
Yeah?
622
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:06,940
Like, that was...
uh, that wasn't even my Z-game.
623
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:10,180
Like, uh, I would need to invent
a whole new alphabet
624
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,620
to find a letter to assign
to how truly...
625
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:15,580
..woeful that performance wa...
626
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:16,700
I have to inform you,
627
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,900
this phone call is being recorded
for training purposes.
628
00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:23,780
Um...no, um,
can you not, uh, record it?
629
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:24,020
Um...no, um,
Uh...uh, no.
630
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:25,060
Uh...uh, no.
631
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:25,900
No, um...
632
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:27,820
..I...I do not permit!
633
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:29,420
Uh...
634
00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:30,220
..jokes.
635
00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:33,060
Oh, Arthur,
I should be the one apologising.
636
00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:33,300
Oh, Arthur,
637
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:34,460
Work has been so hectic
638
00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:36,100
Work has been so hectic
these last couple of months,
639
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,380
and I've been grinding myself
to the bone, and...
640
00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:41,460
..well, I should have stayed home
the other night, but...
641
00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:43,860
..I'm glad I pushed myself,
because...
642
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:44,100
..I'm glad I pushed myself,
..well...
643
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,020
..well...
644
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,100
..this is gonna sound terrible,
645
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:46,340
but that was honestly
..this is gonna sound terrible,
646
00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:48,700
but that was honestly
the best sleep I've had in ages.
647
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:51,380
Um...
648
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,380
..oh, you're welcome.
649
00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:55,900
Oh, and as for...
650
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,140
..all the bits
BLODWYN: Oh, and as for...
651
00:23:56,140 --> 00:24:00,060
..all the bits
leading up to my teeny-tiny nap...
652
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:03,180
..I don't think
there's such a thing as good or bad.
653
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,980
It's just about
finding someone you're in sync with.
654
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,140
I made an appointment
for Monday morning, Mum.
655
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:14,620
Mum?
656
00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:17,660
Oh, hey!
657
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,900
Holy moly! Look at you!
658
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,140
What's with the outfit?
659
00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:24,820
Well, I'm gonna be
dancing with Tony tonight,
660
00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:27,260
and with me looking like this,
661
00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:29,860
he won't live to see sunrise.
662
00:24:29,860 --> 00:24:34,380
His last words will be
"Oh, you little beauty."
663
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:39,820
So you're planning
to seduce and kill Maya's dad
664
00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:40,060
So you're planning
with your gymnastic sexploits?
665
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:42,020
with your gymnastic sexploits?
666
00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:42,260
Oh, don't take all the poetry
with your gymnastic sexploits?
667
00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:44,500
Oh, don't take all the poetry
out of it.
668
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,860
Come on! Let's do this properly, Mum.
No excuses.
669
00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:48,100
Come on! Let's do this properly, Mum.
Alright. Just hang on a minute.
670
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,700
Alright. Just hang on a minute.
671
00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:58,460
You'd better take this.
672
00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:04,060
For Maya, in case she falls asleep
halfway through...dinner.
673
00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:04,300
For Maya, in case she falls asleep
Give me that!
674
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:05,500
Give me that!
675
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,540
You're not going!
676
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:10,300
I will go and let them all know
that you've lost your mind!
677
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:10,540
I will go and let them all know
If you say so, Arthur.
678
00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:12,100
If you say so, Arthur.
679
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:12,340
I'll go and put my pyjamas on
If you say so, Arthur.
680
00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:17,420
I'll go and put my pyjamas on
and have a nice cup of tea, then.
681
00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:33,140
Mum sends her apologies.
682
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:36,700
She wasn't feeling herself tonight.
683
00:25:39,860 --> 00:25:43,540
I'm going home to my pyjamas
and a cup of tea.
684
00:25:44,540 --> 00:25:47,500
Can't believe I hired my chef
for nothing.
685
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:52,540
I'm really sorry, Maya.
686
00:25:52,540 --> 00:25:54,100
You said
your dad has high blood pressure.
687
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:54,340
You said
I was a bit worried my mum would...
688
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,140
I was a bit worried my mum would...
689
00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:58,100
..well, set it off.
690
00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:02,780
All dressed up
and our plans in tatters.
691
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:05,220
You went to so much trouble.
692
00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:10,740
Well, now that you're here,
we shouldn't waste it.
693
00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,140
Shall we dance?
694
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:35,660
I'm guessing my lifetime ban
at the fruit shop still stands?
695
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:35,900
I'm guessing my lifetime ban
Oh. Dad was already in a bad mood.
696
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,580
Oh. Dad was already in a bad mood.
697
00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:40,020
We had a single reservation
for opening night
698
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:43,780
and, uh, they cancelled today, so...
699
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:46,180
..he was really upset about that.
700
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,260
Yeah.
701
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:50,060
People suck.
702
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:53,780
Oh!
703
00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:55,260
Wow.
Who knew a guy like you had moves?
704
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:58,900
Yeah, well, I took ballroom dancing
at school over woodwork, so...
705
00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,140
Yeah, well, I took ballroom dancing
Oh. Well, it paid off.
706
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:01,780
Oh. Well, it paid off.
707
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,020
Did it?
708
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:13,500
I mean, all the tradies I know
have jet skis,
709
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,740
and I have a bus pass.
710
00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:23,220
Opening night!
711
00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,580
Sorry?
712
00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:25,820
Opening night was the biggest,
Sorry?
713
00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:29,580
Opening night was the biggest,
proudest day of my dad's life.
714
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:29,820
Opening night was the biggest,
One year after I was born.
715
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:31,860
One year after I was born.
716
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:35,260
You did it!
717
00:27:35,260 --> 00:27:37,820
Oh, there's not gonna be
any gold in there. Trust me.
718
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:38,060
Oh, there's not gonna be
Ah! I don't know about that.
719
00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:41,060
Ah! I don't know about that.
720
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,740
You were cute then too.
721
00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:57,820
I got it framed to surprise her.
722
00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:59,980
You're a decent guy, Arthur.
723
00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:03,980
Well, I mean, it was the cheapest
frame they had, so...not really.
724
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:05,380
No, you are.
725
00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:08,500
Maya and I talked about you
after we saw you the other day.
726
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,700
Oh, you didn't happen
to talk about the...
727
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:12,980
Bad sex?
728
00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:15,980
No. Of course not.
729
00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:19,780
Maya was too busy
saying nice things about you.
730
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:21,020
- Really?
- Mmm.
731
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,260
Really?
I mean...
732
00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:23,060
I mean...
733
00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:25,020
..what did she say exactly?
734
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,060
Well, you can ring your sister
and tell her it's done.
735
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:30,300
Well, you can ring your sister
You signed the power of attorney?
736
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:31,860
You signed the power of attorney?
737
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:34,340
No! Something much better.
738
00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:37,820
In honour
of the late, great Lawrence Porter,
739
00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:38,060
In honour
I've left my entire estate
740
00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:39,340
I've left my entire estate
741
00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:39,580
to the Cactus and Succulent
I've left my entire estate
742
00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:43,860
to the Cactus and Succulent
Appreciation Society.
743
00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:45,420
Oh!
744
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:50,820
You little beauty!
745
00:28:55,380 --> 00:28:59,700
I appreciate you
and all that you have given,
746
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:02,380
but the time has come.
747
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:07,940
Roll up, roll up, roll up
748
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:11,620
Roll up, roll up, roll up
for the great cactus sale!
749
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:17,300
All proceeds to the Cactus
and Succulent Appreciation Society.
750
00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:22,580
Oh, for God's sake, Arthur,
put your back into it!
751
00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:22,820
Oh, for God's sake, Arthur,
Go!
752
00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:24,260
Go!
753
00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:27,740
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754
00:29:27,740 --> 00:29:29,820
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