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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:06,257 [Willie] Previously on Heels... 2 00:00:06,424 --> 00:00:08,092 [Jack] I told Ace about the Kleenex. 3 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:09,635 -[Staci] What'd he say? -[Jack] The whole thing 4 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:11,011 was a little bit of a blur. 5 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,763 [Ace] I'm gonna fucking kill you! 6 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,391 I may not deserve it, but if you give me another chance 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,852 I promise I'm never gonna let you down again. 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,271 [Wild Bill] You wanna be seen? You cannot rely on others 9 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:21,272 who want the focus on them. 10 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:22,731 [Bunny] Hey, Ace! 11 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,192 [Gully] Your new DWL champion is 12 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,694 the valet, 13 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:29,989 Bunny Bombshell--according to Jack Spade's logic, 14 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:32,742 I guess anybody can just grab the belt. 15 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,744 [Wild Bill] Jack, you need my expertise. 16 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,662 You don't know, really, what the fuck you're doing. 17 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,581 [Constance] You must introduce me to Wild Bill. 18 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:41,083 [Jack] Bill, this is Constance. She booked us for the fair. 19 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,043 You are a wise woman, Constance. 20 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,587 -[Constance chuckles] -[Jack] You got suspended? 21 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,255 [Staci] You can't hit people out of anger. 22 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:48,048 [Thomas] Dad hit Uncle Ace at the hospital. 23 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,050 [Staci] Jack, each action and each situation, 24 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:51,177 you could've resisted. You embraced 'em. 25 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,803 You fucking leaned in. 26 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,680 [Ace] You act like you're some kind of genius. 27 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,682 You ruined my fucking life. 28 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,184 [Staci] Tomorrow's a new day. 29 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,643 You could talk to him more. 30 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,145 [Ace] This is Ace. Leave a message, 31 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,188 -and I'll hit you back. -[phone beeps] 32 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:03,981 [Carol] Thatta boy, Ace. 33 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,191 Thatta boy. 34 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:07,568 [dramatic music] 35 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:11,822 [mellow rock music plays] 36 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,450 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:14,617 --> 00:01:20,164 [singer] ♪ I'm not waiting for ♪ 38 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:24,251 ♪ The answer ♪ 39 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,878 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:28,672 ♪ I will ♪ 41 00:01:28,798 --> 00:01:31,425 ♪ Walk in the shore ♪ 42 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,928 ♪ To find you ♪ 43 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,181 ♪ To find ♪ 44 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:40,350 ♪ The peace that's your own ♪ 45 00:01:40,517 --> 00:01:43,062 ♪ Where you come from ♪ 46 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:46,856 ♪ All that you want ♪ 47 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,484 ♪ ♪ 48 00:01:48,651 --> 00:01:51,362 ♪ One that's your own ♪ 49 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:54,114 ♪ Place to call home ♪ 50 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:57,034 ♪ Won't be ♪ 51 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:59,745 ♪ Granted ♪ 52 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:03,457 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 53 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:09,421 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 54 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,215 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:14,802 ♪ What is fair in love ♪ 56 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:19,640 ♪ Is fair in war ♪ 57 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,142 ♪ One ♪ 58 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,020 ♪ To one ♪ 59 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,815 ♪ What's love ♪ 60 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:33,821 ♪ In war? ♪ 61 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,991 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:43,205 ["Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones playing] 63 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,333 ♪ ♪ 64 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:56,302 [singing along ] ♪ Ooh The storm is threatenin' ♪ 65 00:02:56,468 --> 00:03:00,014 ♪ My very life today ♪ 66 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,934 ♪ If I don't get some shelter ♪ 67 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:07,813 ♪ Ooh, yeah I'm gonna fade away ♪ 68 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:12,151 [The Rolling Stones] ♪ War, children ♪ 69 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:16,947 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away, war ♪ 70 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,782 [Brian] Hey, Willie, it's Brian from Mayorca Beer. 71 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,492 Uh, couldn't make the show, but heard the news. 72 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:22,077 Congratulations. 73 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,662 Now let's square up, uh, accounts 74 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:24,997 now that you're flush. 75 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:26,540 I'm around all day. Give me a call. 76 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,000 Oops, must've missed your message, Brian, 77 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:29,627 you perky fake fuck. 78 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,420 [Reggie] Willie, Reggie from Connors Roofing. 79 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,547 Tell Jack I gotta get paid. It's been eight months. 80 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:34,673 [Willie] Never a lid. Never a lid. 81 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,134 -Lids just vanish. -[sighs] 82 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,093 See you guys tonight. No idea when. 83 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:40,346 Hey, hug. 84 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:41,847 In two years, I'll be off to college, 85 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,349 -and you'll miss me. -[Willie] Really? 86 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,475 Get your grades up, or you won't sniff a college 87 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:45,476 you can go away to. 88 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,645 [Ted] Have fun at work, hon. 89 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,646 [Robin] I thought she was quittin' the DWL. 90 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,608 Me too, love. Me too. 91 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:58,697 [phone vibrating] 92 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,040 -What's wrong? -[Staci] Hey. 93 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,541 Sorry, no one died. 94 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:11,126 But I just got an alert about a county highway meetin' 95 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,795 on the family calendar, so... 96 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,505 [Jack sighs] Sorry, I keep clicking 97 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,006 on the wrong calendar. 98 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,008 No worries. We all do it. 99 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,426 The county's taking bids, 100 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,596 but they moved that meetin' to the 11th. 101 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,557 Jack, today's the 11th. 102 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:28,894 Fuck! 103 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,188 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 104 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:32,940 Shit! God damn it! 105 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:35,192 Just call and say you overslept. 106 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,321 Jack, you're okay. 107 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,407 Jack, you there? 108 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:43,951 Yeah, no, I'm here, in our home. 109 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,452 I'm just not where I should be, which is selling 110 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,705 industrial fucking lawnmowers, God damn it! 111 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,373 I'm sorry. I love you. 112 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,125 Shit! 113 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,626 [Staci] Jack, they love you there. 114 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,420 So don't rush. Also, I wanna remind you 115 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:56,213 we gotta meet with Thomas' principal tomorrow 116 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,923 to discuss the punching incident. 117 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,551 It's also on the shared family calendar-- 118 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:02,136 -the purple one. -[engine starts] 119 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,637 Timmy's got me scheduled to open the shop tomorrow 120 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,222 if I'm not fired today. 121 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,474 Thomas is suspended until we meet with the school. 122 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,059 Well, do we both have to be there? 123 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,186 Because I took off too much time for the fair, 124 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,730 and my leverage has dwindled. 125 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,398 [Staci] Both parents need to be there. 126 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,275 Well, then I'll be there. 127 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:17,985 Jack, you sell more lawnmowers than anyone else 128 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,319 at that company. 129 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,280 Chisel that onto my gravestone. 130 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,197 [Staci] Drive safely. Call me later. 131 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,867 I will. 132 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:26,035 [spits] 133 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,873 So nice to go on a run with you. 134 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:35,252 Sorry, I just-- I needed to run hard, think, 135 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:36,962 then run and not think. 136 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,465 You and Thomas can stay here as long as you need. 137 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:40,758 What's up? 138 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,468 Oh, Jack just added a work meeting 139 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,802 on the shared family calendar. 140 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,763 I was afraid he'd miss it, so I called him. 141 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,306 You're nicer than I would've been. 142 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:48,640 [Staci] Not really. 143 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,851 Poor guy's always doing three things at once. 144 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,561 He's--I feel for the guy. 145 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,146 He's... 146 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:55,898 he's my guy still. 147 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,275 We just... 148 00:05:58,442 --> 00:05:59,610 gotta find our way back to each other. 149 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:02,571 [soft dramatic music] 150 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:05,783 ♪ ♪ 151 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,703 Hey, you and I need to talk. 152 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,789 Where are you? 153 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,291 Why? You bringin' over croissants? 154 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,211 -[Willie] You wish. -That's why I suggested it. 155 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,213 [Willie] I just wanna make sure that last night, 156 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,964 when we were talking, you weren't blackout drunk 157 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,884 or high as shit, because if you and I are gonna work together, 158 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,844 we really need to be--you know. 159 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,388 No, I wasn't high last night. 160 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,890 You're whispering. 161 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,809 You've got some chippy in your bed, don't ya? 162 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:35,020 A lady, not a chippy. Her name's Constance. 163 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,605 I believe you've met. 164 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,524 You banged Constance, the fair commissioner? 165 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,402 Perhaps I did. Perhaps I did not. 166 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,154 Which would you prefer? 167 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:48,075 Oh, my God! That dirty, dirty bird. 168 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:51,411 [Wild Bill] She's quite nice-- and the reason we got the fair. 169 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:54,706 Correction-- I'm the reason we got the fair. 170 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:57,167 Yeah, okay, well, she still owes us our appearance fee. 171 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,752 So you tell that dirty bird-- 172 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:01,713 Hey! Slut-shamer. Stop calling her that. 173 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,591 I will call that trampy little knob-gobbler whatever I want. 174 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,093 Get her to get me a check. 175 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,428 I've got countless overdue bills I gotta pay today. 176 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,972 Happy to be of service. 177 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:12,558 You've serviced nothing but that dirty Tweety's twat. 178 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,852 Get her up out of bed and get her flapping her wings my way. 179 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,228 And if her check doesn't bounce, 180 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,564 maybe you'll get some goddamn croissants. 181 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:21,400 Chocolat, s'il vous plait. Merci. 182 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,068 [chuckles] 183 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,363 Oh, God damn it. 184 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:30,868 [door bell jingles] 185 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,419 [sighs] 186 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,756 [door opens, closes] 187 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,134 [customer] Thank you. 188 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,428 Oh, uh, I'd like the restroom key, please. 189 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:51,054 You gotta buy something, thank you. 190 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,140 Um, I'll get just the key-- would be great. 191 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,350 Key's for people who buy something. 192 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,811 I bought four Cokes at a Gas 'N' Break five hours back. 193 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,313 I didn't sell you those Cokes. 194 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,273 Each Gas 'N' Break's a franchise. 195 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,941 Profits from those Cokes are in the register 196 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,485 of the Gas 'N' Break five hours back, not mine. 197 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:06,820 Well, yeah, but come on, man. 198 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,363 You guys draft off each other, right? 199 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,324 Makes sense that if I buy X amount of liquid 200 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,160 at Gas Break A, I should be able to use the restroom 201 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,119 at Gas Break B. 202 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,330 People lie all the time. 203 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,748 I got the empty Cokes 204 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,082 and the receipt in my Volvo to prove it. 205 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:20,918 I'm just tryin' to piss it back out. 206 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,003 Y'all gotta come up with some sort of sales QR tracking code 207 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,421 or some shit, so we're not debatin' 208 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,797 a man's right to relieve himself. 209 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,634 Sir, I'm not in the restroom business. 210 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,302 If you wanna piss out their Cokes, 211 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:32,638 drive back, piss out their Cokes in their restroom, 212 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,806 or you could buy a new Coke here. 213 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,141 I'll loan you my key. 214 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:39,144 I got Coke, Cherry Coke, Coke Zero. 215 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,521 Stick 'em all up your ass, sir. 216 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,325 -[pee trickling] -[sighs] 217 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,623 [owner] You gon' wash that all away. 218 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,336 [scoffs] 219 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,130 [whispers] This fucking... 220 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,140 That's it. Now git. 221 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,725 For good. 222 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,820 [grumbling] 223 00:09:29,945 --> 00:09:31,196 [engine starts] 224 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,824 [classic rock music plays over stereo] 225 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,033 [stereo clicks off] 226 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,008 [sneers] 227 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:56,054 [soft music] 228 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,391 First time I kissed a man with a mustache. 229 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,560 Ooh, so last night was your first time 230 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,395 -riding one too? -[laughs] 231 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:04,938 You took to it pretty well. 232 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,606 -[laughs] -If you need me today, 233 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,567 -I'll be at my chiropractor. -[laughs] 234 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:09,985 -[groans] -[laughs] 235 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,570 Don't tell Willie I forgot the check 236 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:13,655 because you seduced me. 237 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,200 How 'bout we go to my big, empty house next time? 238 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:21,830 Gets cold there, maybe you can come by and warm me up. 239 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,916 I'll use my entire body as a giant blanket. 240 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,419 [both laugh] 241 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:28,879 Mmm. Mm. 242 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,340 [Wild Bill] Mmm. Mmm! 243 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,550 Would you like to touch it one more time before you go? 244 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,469 [Constance laughs] Not in a parking lot. 245 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,179 But definitely later. Call me. 246 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,638 [Wild Bill] Will do. 247 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,515 [Alex] Hey, guys, we've got Jim Freeman 248 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,351 with us today, author of one of my favorite books, 249 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,935 The Journey is the Obstacle. 250 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,645 Jim, please. 251 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,814 Tell the folks about your inspiration for writing it. 252 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,441 [Jim] Thanks, Alex. 253 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:52,069 So there's many an adage that has led us astray. 254 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,653 Top of the list-- 255 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,906 life's about the journey, not the destination. 256 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,741 -I say bullshit. -Right. 257 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,785 [Jim] Many of us are stuck on the wrong journey. 258 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,745 Yet we dawdle, because we've been taught 259 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,498 that we don't deserve the astonishing now. 260 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:08,126 You cannot create your own version of the astonishing now 261 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,128 if you're mired in making a foolish journey 262 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,671 seem meaningful. 263 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,633 The journey you've chosen is your obstacle. 264 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,426 [Alex] Yeah, totally. I can see that. 265 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,261 [Jim] If the journey you're on is not astonishing 266 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,055 in its spectacularity, 267 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,307 you must abandon it and start anew. 268 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,059 -[Alex] Mm. -[Jim] Each of us are called 269 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,769 to ignite journeys sparked 270 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:29,022 with the transcendent power of the astonishing now. 271 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,191 But so many of us don't answer. 272 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,984 Wake up! 273 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,362 Hey, Siri, define "transcendent." 274 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,202 [engine turns off] 275 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,954 [Bobby clapping] 276 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,456 Whoo, there's the champ! 277 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,833 -[chuckles] -Did you sleep 278 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:48,792 with that thing on? 279 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:51,294 Oh, I did not sleep. 280 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,422 I didn't want the feeling of that moment to end. 281 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,632 Didn't end. It is just starting. 282 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:56,967 Oh, thank you. 283 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,386 Hey, um, 284 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,181 Bobby, I just wanted to say... 285 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,768 thank you for being in my corner. 286 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:10,355 I've never had anyone in my corner. 287 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,566 Not like you. 288 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,901 It's dope. 289 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,903 Well, your corner's a fun corner. 290 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,280 [both chuckle] 291 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,493 -[Jack] Hey! -[Willie] Hey! 292 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,661 [Jack] Amazing job last night. 293 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:25,912 [Willie] Well, last night's over. 294 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,330 Today, the wolves are at the door. 295 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,499 People think we're flush with cash now. 296 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,959 Money from the fair is spoken for-- 297 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,752 still got a mountain of unpaid bills. 298 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,255 We always knew the state fair was gonna be a loss leader. 299 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,382 We did it to capitalize on the buzz that we'd get. 300 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,217 Don't tell me why we did it. I know why we did it. 301 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,678 I also know a lot of that buzz paints us as jabronis. 302 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,556 Gully's already cut two promos, saying our finish was bogus. 303 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:45,765 I already blew off all of Gully's heat. 304 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,434 [Willie] Get on Instagram, 305 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,936 'cause half our comments are Dystopia marks mockin' us 306 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,396 -on our own page. -Let 'em. 307 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,023 Nobody ever gave a shit. Now they do. 308 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,191 That's good. 309 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,233 [chuckles] Not if we don't know 310 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,027 what we are doing. 311 00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:00,363 Look, I got 50 texts-- media, fans, sponsors-- 312 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:02,699 possible momentum, but I got no-mentum with no plan 313 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,201 because the fair's finish was not our plan. 314 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,744 -We're back to square one. -[Jack] No. 315 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:08,079 Mystery plus confusion equals ticket sales. 316 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,623 We're at, the very least, at square two. 317 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,750 Ticket sales? To what? 318 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,543 Look, I don't know what I'm promotin'. 319 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,337 Is Crystal really champ? Bunny? 320 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,671 Is someone calling someone else out? 321 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,048 Maybe there's an in-ring interview 322 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,466 with Bill's shit-stained tights. 323 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,426 I don't need a full script, just a gist, 324 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,763 just a sliver of a gist, something to promote. 325 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,848 We gotta pack the house, dude. We gotta pack it this week, 326 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,225 next week, and the week after that. 327 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,685 We gotta pack it over and over and over. 328 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,147 What the fuck is up with Ace? 329 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,024 'Cause he vanished last night. 330 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,235 I'm gonna go see him this afternoon. 331 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,819 And do what, just have a laugh about how y'all almost 332 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,613 killed each other in the ring? 333 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,157 He heard the cheers. He knows what we achieved. 334 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,992 -It was greatness. -Well, good. 335 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,661 Maybe greatness can be achieved a second time 336 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,579 by inspiring some words to come out of your mouth, 337 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,456 about what the fuck happens next? 338 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,791 Goin' to round everyone up. 339 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,713 [phone clacks, line rings] 340 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,215 [Ace] This is Ace. Leave a message, 341 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,758 -and I'll hit you back. -[line beeps] 342 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,468 Ace, look, I know we had an eventful endin' 343 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,304 to last night's show, and we hadn't talked yet. 344 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,556 I've been trying to reach out 345 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,140 and I'm sure you're still sleepin'. 346 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,268 Willie's been up my ass for next week's show. 347 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,271 Look, just tell me what you wanna do. 348 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,647 And we'll do it. Okay? 349 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,857 Let's build off of what we accomplished-- 350 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,943 together. 351 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:20,944 [phone beeps] 352 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,905 [dramatic music] 353 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:27,117 ♪ ♪ 354 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,745 [Ricky] I think these boys got something here. 355 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,249 I'd cut back on the road dates, build the business with them. 356 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,709 -You? -Only if you promise 357 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,627 your possum drone will puke in Jack's face. 358 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,504 I'll shake on that right now. 359 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,507 Look, a lot of upside here, a lot of potential. 360 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,176 But they need a update-- announcers, big screens 361 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,220 so the live house can watch promos, vignettes, 362 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:50,223 interviews, maybe a podcast-- gotta take it beyond the ring. 363 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,809 [Ricky] Look at you, Bill, wakin' up with ideas. 364 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,853 [Gully] Twitchin' her cottontail ass, 365 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,646 -so she got the belt. -[all chuckling] 366 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,857 [Gully] According to Jack Spade's logic, I guess anybody 367 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,192 can just grab the belt. 368 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,819 They don't even need to be in the back. 369 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,613 They could be a bunny, a chipmunk, 370 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,906 or a palomino pony with a braided tail. 371 00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,742 That boy's neck must be made of concrete. 372 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,493 Billy, you clobbered him. 373 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,412 Hurtin' him put a hop in my step. 374 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,080 Gully's got a good point, though. 375 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,583 It was a no-DQ match, but Crystal still wasn't in it. 376 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,501 Crystal won. They cheered. 377 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:19,794 You didn't seem this concerned 378 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,212 with Crystal winning last night. 379 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,048 Eh, I just shotgunned three beers, bro. 380 00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,591 I'm just saying. [chuckles] 381 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,384 In the light of day, we got some explainin' to do. 382 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,637 Hardcore fans won't respect us if we don't. 383 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,889 Now boys, it is what we make of it. 384 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,099 Maybe since Crystal's Bill's valet, 385 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,726 she won it for Bill. 386 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,353 You fixed it even better, Ricky. 387 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,229 Somebody bring big daddy my belt. 388 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,565 [Jack] How are the hangovers, y'all? 389 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,817 Round of applause for all of us! 390 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:46,071 -Yeah right! -[cheers and applause] 391 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,866 Willie! Debbie. 392 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,036 Everything that you did behind the scenes--bravo. 393 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,038 You are seen. You are appreciated. 394 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,706 Thank you. 395 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,041 -[wrestler] Whoo. -[wrestler] Good job, ladies. 396 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,709 -[wrestler] That's right. -Ricky! 397 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,336 It's good to have you with us last night. 398 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,588 You lent us your fans and your skillset. 399 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,340 -Thank you. -[wrestler] Amen! 400 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,717 -[wrestler] Ricky! -[wrestler] Whoo. 401 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,469 I hate that stupid heart thing, 402 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,888 almost as much as when they bow with praying hands. 403 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,598 [Jack] The Dad! 404 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:16,309 I-I didn't see your match, but Willie says you did good. 405 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,103 Thank you and congrats. 406 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,646 -[wrestler] Yeah. -[wrestler] All right, Dad. 407 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,439 [wrestler] Yo, he fucking killed it. 408 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,066 -[Crystal] All right, Dad. -[wrestler] Big Jim. 409 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,651 -[cheers and applause] -[Jack] Okay, he's back. 410 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,194 -[Crystal] Big Jim. -Talk to your wife. 411 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,238 Make it official. We're better with you here. 412 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,155 -[wrestler] Yes, sir. -[wrestler] Welcome back, Jim. 413 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,617 Sure hope these guys like gettin' paid in compliments, 414 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,452 'cause that's all we've got left to pay 'em with. 415 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:35,829 Bill. 416 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,497 You swallowed your embarrassment, 417 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,083 and you kept the show goin' last night. 418 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,503 That gesture, that means a lot, 419 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,505 not just 'cause it benefitted us, 420 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:50,218 but for what it says about you as a friend to the DWL. 421 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,221 -Says I shoulda took a enema. -[laughter] 422 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,931 Crystal. 423 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,642 You launched yourself into the chaos last night 424 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:02,480 of some festering Spade family drama. 425 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,357 And we only weathered it 'cause of you. 426 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,027 It's 'cause of your guts. It's your instinct. 427 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,030 It's your heart. 428 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,824 I'm grateful for you. 429 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:13,950 Thank you. 430 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,535 [cheers and applause] 431 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,287 That shit was amazing. 432 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,747 Last but not least is Ace Spade, 433 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,248 who's still sleeping apparently. 434 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,208 [scattered laughter] 435 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,002 When everything was gettin' crazy last night, 436 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,879 before Crystal saved the day, 437 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:30,633 Ace coulda climbed the ladder, grab the belt, but he didn't. 438 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,218 Okay? 439 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,679 'Cause he cares about this here promotion. 440 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,475 DWL was resuscitated, 441 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,977 because Ace and I shook hands 442 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,563 on a vow of loyalty. 443 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:49,527 And for real bad reasons, I-I squandered that. 444 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,697 So if anyone here 445 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,366 has a problem with Ace Spade... 446 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,411 ...it started with me. 447 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,080 I deserve the blame, 448 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:05,668 because I put y'all's hard work at risk. 449 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,880 I'm sorry. 450 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:12,050 [soft dramatic music] 451 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,220 ♪ ♪ 452 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,849 I gotta write this week's show. 453 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,560 Crystal, 454 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:23,937 you're now a DWL wrestler. 455 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,023 -Welcome to the roster. -[cheers and applause] 456 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,444 Okay, for this week's card, 457 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,989 I gotta rewind a few things just a little bit. 458 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,033 We're gonna invalidate the results of the ladder match 459 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,077 due to technicalities, 460 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,871 build some heat, promote the shit out of it, 461 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,790 deliver killer stories. 462 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,876 I want y'all to stay sharp, stay tuned. 463 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,254 We survived. 464 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,507 Now, let's build on it. Thank you. 465 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,223 Jack, come on! 466 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,599 That shit's not fair! 467 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,810 I think I deserve way more than scraps. 468 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,979 It's bullshit that I have to give up the belt 469 00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,772 after holdin' it for one night. 470 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,649 I'm confused. 471 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,777 I should be able to defend my title in the ring, 472 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,447 not relinquish it on some fuckin' technicality. 473 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:17,907 You came to my house. 474 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,702 You said you'd do whatever it takes for the DWL. 475 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,413 So there were conditions you didn't disclose then? 476 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:26,875 Jack, I'm tryna talk about my future in the DWL 477 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,376 in the present. 478 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,128 We were together in the past, five seconds ago, 479 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,423 when I pronounced you a DWL wrestler, 480 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,841 which, 24 hours ago, you were not. 481 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,092 I'm not arguin' that. 482 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,719 No? You were shoutin' after me 483 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,262 and calling bullshit. 484 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,348 Jack, I- I followed you to talk to you. 485 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,143 A week ago, you cried to me, saying that you would do 486 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,270 -anything for the DWL. -[Crystal scoffs] 487 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,022 I wasn't crying to you. 488 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,316 I was trying to take responsibility for my actions. 489 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:54,110 But it would seem that "anything" meant 490 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,029 before you got the belt. 491 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,614 'Cause now you got the belt, 492 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,908 and you're the one who's telling me what's next? 493 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:04,329 That's what you left out when you were cryin' 494 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,789 and apologizin'. 495 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,459 You're real focused on that day. 496 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,129 I gotta square that day with what's happening right now. 497 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,840 And do not consider any part 498 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,843 of any event scraps. 499 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:22,805 So let me know if you wanna be part of this promotion. 500 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,189 Follow me, fucko. 501 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,656 -Ah. -[Willie] You just got a gift. 502 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:40,698 I was just trying to stick up for my-- 503 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,158 [Willie] Shut up! 504 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,035 I thought you were smart. 505 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,412 Jack just gave you more praise than anyone in this buildin'. 506 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,247 I got two sentences. You got a monologue. 507 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,959 He actually used the words, "I am so grateful for you." 508 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,919 And you go marchin' after him, stampin' and stompin' 509 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,338 in your little Care Bear boots, whinin' "No fair"? 510 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:56,506 Jesus. 511 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,217 This promotion is in the dark ages 512 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,802 when it comes to women wrestlers. 513 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,262 You ever wrestled a 30-minute match? 514 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,515 'Cause that's what it takes to be at the top of the card 515 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,767 in this business--30 minutes. 516 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,268 How's your cardio, hmm? 517 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,687 And what's your gimmick? 518 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,021 'Cause as far as the audience knows, 519 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,690 Bunny Bombshell now has the DWL belt-- 520 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,734 or whoever Bunny was, before you tore your ears off. 521 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,070 We don't know. 522 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,489 So if you've got solutions, share 'em. 523 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,535 Otherwise, quit runnin' your mouth. 524 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,953 I wasn't tryin' to run my mouth. 525 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,538 Really? 'Cause you opened it, 526 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,249 and you let words spew forth without thinkin'. 527 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,502 -If you say so. -Oh, I say so. 528 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,838 I fuckin' know so. 529 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,634 I've lost my life to this business. 530 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,512 So listen to what I say. 531 00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,809 [sighs] 532 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,602 I'm sorry. 533 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,189 I am listening. 534 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,316 Really. 535 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,946 Well, I have no idea who your Mr. Miyagi is, 536 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,740 but clearly, you've been practicin'. 537 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,908 You didn't learn all that on the trampoline in your front yard. 538 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,326 Regardless, 539 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,120 there's a match this Saturday night, 540 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:11,622 and before your hissy fit, Jack was writin' you into it. 541 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:15,293 For all I know, now he's in his office writin' you out. 542 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,128 Well, I will go apologize to him. 543 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,464 You will sit in this room for ten minutes 544 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,257 and do nothin' but reflect 545 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:24,761 on how you can better speak to people about your aspirations. 546 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,889 Nobody owes you shit. 547 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,182 Today's Monday. 548 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,600 Your road to fairness starts now. 549 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,143 Go get one of the boys, who isn't tryin' 550 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,854 to stick his dick in you to help and start workin'. 551 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,355 Get in the ring. 552 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,024 Get through five minutes of action nonstop, 553 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,859 then ten minutes, then 15, then 20. 554 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,236 And if you can't do that, well, that's the story Jack writes-- 555 00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:46,032 you sidelined before you even got started. 556 00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,825 And whose fault is that? 557 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,498 [door slams] 558 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:58,836 -[Jack] Hey, Ma. -[Carol] Hi. 559 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:01,631 What's with the rocks? 560 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,050 I'm bombarded with junk mail. 561 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:06,594 I discovered if I ship back a box of rocks 562 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,013 using the postage-paid-by-addressee 563 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,015 envelope, it'd cost them a lot of money, 564 00:23:11,182 --> 00:23:13,142 and it stops. 565 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,977 -Respect. -Mm-hmm. 566 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,232 I've been calling Ace since last night. 567 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,067 Well, we-- 568 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,653 the show went well, but we had a little bit of a spat. 569 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,613 He's gone, Jack. 570 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,824 You make it sound ominous. 571 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,201 [Carol] He left with food and his sleeping bag. 572 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,828 Then just say he went camping. 573 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,913 He went camping, Jack. 574 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:35,665 You don't think he went camping. 575 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,000 Took his Xbox. 576 00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:44,340 [mellow music playing over radio] 577 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:45,925 Welcome. 578 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,636 Please be made aware that this establishment is cash only. 579 00:23:48,803 --> 00:23:51,180 No credit card, no Venmo, no PayPal, no Apple Pay, 580 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:54,016 no crypto--cash only. 581 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,601 Seems pretty restrictive. 582 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,062 I'll just have some, uh, white toast. 583 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,857 Hmm, tryna lose weight? 584 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,067 Just tryna enjoy some toast. 585 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,406 [sighs] 586 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:11,033 Let me buy you a meal, partner. 587 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,661 Man with your frame needs protein. 588 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,456 I'm not tryin' to offend. 589 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:21,210 I've had days where all I ate was toast. 590 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,753 I like toast. 591 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,214 Can't trust a man who doesn't. 592 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,592 -I usually-- -Buddy, I ain't lonely. 593 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:30,386 Go find some other runaway to make s'mores with. 594 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,138 Mm. 595 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:37,226 Well, you seem kind of old to be a runaway. 596 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,565 [door opens] 597 00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,942 [door closes] 598 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,663 [waitress] Hey! 599 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,166 So you dining and dashing on me, you motherfucker? 600 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:01,292 [person] What you mean? 601 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,044 -What? -[waitress] Pay. 602 00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:05,338 Get--pay yo' bill. 603 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:08,549 [person] Oh, God. [chuckles] 604 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,677 -Keep the change. -[waitress] Change? 605 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,388 Keep the fuck away from here, you goddamn thief. 606 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,266 [car door closes] 607 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,518 Hey. 608 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,648 Here. 609 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,608 I don't know why I did that. 610 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,401 I do. 611 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:29,862 You feel the world owes it to you. 612 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,073 So you keep it. 613 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,830 [engine starts] 614 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:44,585 [country music playing] 615 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,755 ♪ ♪ 616 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,721 [wrestlers grunting] 617 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,223 [both grunting] 618 00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,558 -[groans] -[wrestlers jeering] 619 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,477 [laughter] 620 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,562 -Okay. -[Bobby] Come on. 621 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,064 Come on, Dad. 622 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,817 [both grunt] 623 00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:09,902 -[Bobby] Nice, nice, nice. -[wrestler] Attagirl. 624 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,238 -[stopwatch beeps] -That was 12 minutes. 625 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:13,739 [The Dad breathing heavily] 626 00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:15,324 That was not 12 minutes. 627 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,034 That was 11 minutes, 46 seconds. 628 00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:19,662 [both exhale] 629 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:22,164 Ah, that sucked. 630 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,502 Diego, you think you can last 15 minutes with me? 631 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:27,920 -Uh... -[laughter] 632 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,672 Okay. All right. 633 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:32,049 In a bygone era, I woulda had a great answer 634 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,218 to that question, but I'll just say this. 635 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:35,886 Let's lock up. 636 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,430 Ah. 637 00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,438 [door bell jingles] 638 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,275 Hey, man, you work here? 639 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,860 [worker] Are you buying or complaining? 640 00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:53,154 Buyin'. Uh, is this, uh, jacket 641 00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:54,739 good for the rain? 642 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,782 What do you mean "good for the rain?" 643 00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,534 If I'm in the rain, will I be good? 644 00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,202 Well, it is a raincoat. 645 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:03,539 So I think the answer is yes. 646 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,708 You ever gone camping in Dover Springs? 647 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,293 Nah, I hate camping. 648 00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:08,544 You work at a camping store. 649 00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:10,463 Alimony. Don't ever get married. 650 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,631 So if you're hikin' and campin' in Dover Springs, 651 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:14,425 I hope you're all geared up. You got bear spray? 652 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:15,676 There's bears in Dover Springs? 653 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,428 Oh, yeah, lots of 'em. 654 00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:19,221 They passed a law you can't kill 'em anymore, 655 00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,432 but bears don't seem to be thankful about that 656 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:24,226 when you run into 'em, so watch out. 657 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,770 You got hiking boots? 658 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,897 Uh, naw, I was just-- I was just gonna wear these. 659 00:27:28,022 --> 00:27:29,065 You're gonna hike in soccer shoes? 660 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:30,358 It's pretty rough terrain. 661 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:32,068 They're broken in. I'll be good. 662 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,196 Hey, I just wanna make sure 663 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,989 you know what you're doin' up there. 664 00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:39,617 I mean, you're asking me about the efficacy of a raincoat. 665 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,452 This-- this particular raincoat. 666 00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:44,830 Raincoats always work, man. That's why they're raincoats. 667 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:45,956 Do you sell tents? 668 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,541 [whispers] Oh, my God. 669 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,006 [Crystal sighs] 670 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:57,009 [dramatic music] 671 00:27:57,176 --> 00:28:00,179 ♪ ♪ 672 00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:03,307 [marker scribbling] 673 00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:16,487 [person] Every time, just keeps making the bus. 674 00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:17,863 I don't understand... 675 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:21,075 [Jack] I don't think it's too bad. 676 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:25,871 I'll smile more to offset it. 677 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,581 Thank you for waking me up yesterday. 678 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:30,376 Think we're gonna get that contract with the county-- 679 00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:31,585 a lot of mowers. 680 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,213 Jack, that's so great. 681 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,799 Ace left town. 682 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,884 I have no idea where. 683 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:42,847 I think the idea is he don't want me havin' any idea, 684 00:28:42,972 --> 00:28:44,473 'cause he hates me. 685 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,600 He doesn't. He's not gone far. 686 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,436 He took his Xbox. 687 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,565 I never shoulda told him the truth. 688 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,191 Staci, we were cookin'. 689 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:55,818 We had arrived. 690 00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:58,279 Let's just have this meeting, get Thomas back in school. 691 00:28:58,446 --> 00:28:59,613 Ace will be back. 692 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:02,116 Hello there, Mr. Spade, Mrs. Spade. 693 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,243 -Good to see you again. -Hey, good to see you. 694 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,537 Despite the circumstances. Um... 695 00:29:06,704 --> 00:29:08,289 -This is Jennifer Stone. -Hi. 696 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,748 Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Stone. 697 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,167 -[Jennifer] Hi. -[principal] She works with 698 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,003 the district as a school psychologist. 699 00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:16,380 Uh, sorry we kept you waiting. 700 00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:18,132 [Jack] Uh, no worries at all. 701 00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:22,219 The amount of time I spent in this here office as a boy 702 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,430 makes me nostalgic to be back. 703 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,015 [chuckles] Usually, the principal's office 704 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:27,766 brings up scary memories. 705 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,852 I hope you weren't a troublemaker, Mr. Spade. 706 00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:32,021 Well, I didn't necessarily make any trouble-- 707 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:34,732 didn't shy away from it when it found me, 708 00:29:34,857 --> 00:29:36,692 certainly wasn't scared of it. 709 00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:39,612 Violence sometimes suggests a deeper issue going on 710 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,741 with a child, and the proximity to professional wrestling 711 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:45,701 may even normalize it. 712 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,912 It's boys. We handled it at home. 713 00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,914 Tell us. We're concerned. 714 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:52,082 No need for a concern. It's handled. 715 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,960 Thomas understands he can't use his fists to express himself. 716 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,462 Well, not at school, anyways. 717 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,088 School, their rules. 718 00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,049 School rules say you can't defend yourself that way. 719 00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:01,550 Noted. 720 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:03,636 There's no need for a deeper dive. 721 00:30:03,761 --> 00:30:06,430 Okay, well, the video evidence of the incident 722 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:07,848 might amend your feelings about it. 723 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:09,975 [Jack] You got any audio evidence? 724 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:13,479 Audio evidence would amend your feelings, 725 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,314 because audio evidence would 726 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,650 reveal what provoked Thomas that day. 727 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,568 Thomas broke the boy's nose. 728 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:23,781 We want to make every effort to de-escalate the situation. 729 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:25,199 I-I-It's over. 730 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,326 It's de-escalated. [scoffs] 731 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:28,410 You think this is funny? 732 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:29,912 No, I don't. 733 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:33,457 But I was just recalling when I was in fifth grade here. 734 00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:35,334 A kid named Dave Curley 735 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:38,712 pulled down Becky Colquit's pants at recess. 736 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,798 Becky's brother, Todd, stepped up. 737 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,424 He broke Dave's nose, 738 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,510 and then he broke Dave's left arm. 739 00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:49,223 And Dave learned something that day about bullying. 740 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,641 Now, guess what? 741 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,643 Dave turned into a pretty good guy. 742 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:55,020 He's working as a social worker now up in Raleigh. 743 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:56,438 Thomas is a sensitive boy, 744 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,691 who responded in a way we don't prefer. 745 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,777 Thomas got told to go fuck himself. 746 00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,445 That's bullying. 747 00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:07,533 Thomas taught that bully a life lesson 748 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,494 about using threats and fightin' words. 749 00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:11,787 [principal] There's no such thing 750 00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:13,497 as fighting words, Mr. Spade. 751 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:16,208 Fighting words escalate into a school shooting, 752 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,710 and you don't want that, do you? 753 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:21,797 Did you just ask me if I wanted this to escalate 754 00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:23,132 to a school shootin'? 755 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:24,258 I did. 756 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:29,763 Until Congress legislates an approved list of fighting words 757 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:34,184 that justifiably provoke physical retribution, 758 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:37,062 we're just gonna draw the line at no punching, 759 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,857 no kicking, no scratching, no pulling hair too, 760 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:42,693 but top on the list is no punching. 761 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,236 Make sense? 762 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,571 Totally. Completely. 763 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,787 Well, mission accomplished. 764 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,206 That was one of the worst routes ever taken 765 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:58,167 to accomplish any mission ever. 766 00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,835 It's a miracle we got out of that meetin' 767 00:32:00,002 --> 00:32:02,004 with them agreein' to let Thomas back in school. 768 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,632 Well, Staci, it's over and done with, and he's unsuspended, 769 00:32:04,757 --> 00:32:06,425 so what is the deal for tonight? 770 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,093 You gon' drive to Alpharetta, grab Thomas, 771 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,304 and just come on back, 'cause that's a-- 772 00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:16,185 That's a lot of driving for one day. 773 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,020 I don't even know what to s-- 774 00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:20,522 [Jack] Staci, I came to the meetin'. 775 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,192 Me, it's Jack. It's my point of view. 776 00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:24,902 I figure since we were invited-- 777 00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:26,528 Summoned. We were summoned. 778 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:29,281 They had the district school psychologist there. 779 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,533 This wasn't a meetin' about detention and writin' 780 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:33,285 "I'm sorry for punching" 200 times. 781 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,537 They think our son might have mental health issues. 782 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:36,580 [Jack] They... [sighs] 783 00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:37,915 They're concerned 784 00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:39,416 that the school district's gonna get sued. 785 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,085 They're just tryin' to cover their ass. 786 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,878 They wanted us to acknowledge punching as wrong. 787 00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:44,463 How could you not read that? 788 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:46,548 'Cause punchin' is not always wrong. 789 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,634 Listen, are we supposed to live according to principle, 790 00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:50,219 or we just supposed to suck it up? 791 00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,845 We're supposed to live according to principle 792 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,222 and common sense. 793 00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:56,100 Well, let me know when to use which. 794 00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,728 And hey, how- how is it that I'm here talkin' 'bout Thomas, 795 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,522 and you're clearly tryin' to talk about me? 796 00:33:01,689 --> 00:33:02,898 No, I'm talkin' about all of us. 797 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,108 This is exactly my point. 798 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:05,734 I think we're doin' this together, 799 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:09,113 and then you go rogue, arguing about fighting words. 800 00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:11,031 No, goin' rogue's fightin' 801 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,991 in the absence of fightin' words. 802 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:16,078 Those people have master's degrees. 803 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:17,871 If they think we should reframe our son's behavior, 804 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,748 maybe we should just listen. 805 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:22,584 I listened, then I responded. 806 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,254 You talked. You schooled the school people. 807 00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:26,630 What the hell, man? 808 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,674 You have one gear lately-- confrontational. 809 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,342 I was in there defendin' our son, 810 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,635 who did not have mental health issues-- 811 00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:33,470 [sighs] I don't wanna argue. 812 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:41,103 I just wanna hold your hand 813 00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:44,398 and walk through this life together. 814 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,774 But I... [chuckles] 815 00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,359 I sure can't imagine anyone observin' us 816 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,112 and thinking, "Wow, what a great marriage." 817 00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:54,867 But it's what I want. 818 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:57,786 It's what we deserve, and it's not this. 819 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,164 [scoffs] 820 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,832 And I'm not in a hurry to come home 821 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:03,792 if this is the way we're gonna treat a-- 822 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:07,963 [Jack] Go ahead. 823 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:10,131 Say something else 824 00:34:10,299 --> 00:34:11,841 about how I'm no longer the man that you married. 825 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:14,470 Stop provoking me. I wasn't going-- 826 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:17,014 I did what you asked. I told Ace the truth. 827 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,140 I'm here at this meetin' listening to those two 828 00:34:19,308 --> 00:34:21,685 fucking idiots tell us that our son is a bully, 829 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,437 which is not true. 830 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:26,023 I conceded the point. I did not think it true, 831 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:29,818 but I did for you, for Thomas, for us. 832 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:32,279 I can play by the rules, but you're here, 833 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,696 and you're threatenin' me, Staci. 834 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,656 You're threatenin' to stay separated! 835 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,073 No, I am telling you 836 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:40,078 I am so disoriented and--and--and unfamiliar 837 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:44,875 by this way you now seem to express your unhappiness. 838 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:47,711 And that it has to change, Jack, 839 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,213 because I can't do it like this. 840 00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:50,589 Well, I don't know 841 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:52,132 when you got so conditional, but there it is. 842 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:53,550 -Don't say it's conditional. -That's fine. 843 00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:55,344 -No, it is! -Who the fuck are you? 844 00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:58,263 It is! 845 00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:01,350 [sighs] 846 00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:03,936 And look, may- maybe it should be. 847 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,479 I get--I get it. 848 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,944 I'm--I'm gonna stop asking you to come home, 849 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:16,198 because clearly, I haven't earned it. 850 00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:19,409 ♪ ♪ 851 00:35:20,244 --> 00:35:23,288 Who am I? 852 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,457 I disappeared 853 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,585 the day my dad shot himself in the head. 854 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,254 And Daddy's final words to me were, 855 00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:35,050 "Jack, take care of Ace," and I thought that I was. 856 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,094 I'm a man who's desperate to provide, 857 00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,847 who's tryin' to build a home for all of us. 858 00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:42,057 And, Staci, I'm failin' at all that. 859 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:43,809 So n--so I'm--so I'm a man 860 00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:46,228 who doesn't know where his brother is, 861 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:49,731 and--and whose wife and son have left him 862 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:52,276 alone in our home. 863 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,570 Now what's that make me? Who's that make me? 864 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,406 I'm just a dude. 865 00:35:57,531 --> 00:35:58,490 I'm just... [sniffles] 866 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,243 I'm just a dude who's tryin'. 867 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:02,911 ♪ ♪ 868 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:06,206 And all I'm doin' instead is I'm fuckin' everything up. 869 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:09,167 I'm a disaster. 870 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,837 I don't know 871 00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:14,423 what I have to do 872 00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:18,260 to find the guy that I was before. 873 00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:20,637 I don't know the first thing. 874 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:23,765 ♪ ♪ 875 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,643 I'ma figure it out. 876 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,771 ♪ ♪ 877 00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:36,486 ["High" by Brittany Howard] 878 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,615 ♪ ♪ 879 00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:52,502 ♪ ♪ 880 00:36:56,465 --> 00:37:00,594 [Brittany] ♪ I already feel ♪ 881 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,973 ♪ Like doing it again ♪ 882 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,600 ♪ Honey ♪ 883 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:09,019 ♪ ♪ 884 00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:11,480 ♪ 'Cause once you know Then you know ♪ 885 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:14,483 ♪ And you don't wanna go ♪ 886 00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:17,736 ♪ Back to wherever it is That you come from, yeah ♪ 887 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:20,072 ♪ ♪ 888 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:25,035 ♪ I just want to stay high ♪ 889 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:29,206 ♪ With you ♪ 890 00:37:32,167 --> 00:37:33,502 [Ace] This is Ace. Leave a message, 891 00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:34,628 -and I'll hit you back. -[line beeps] 892 00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:36,213 Ace, hey, listen to me, man. 893 00:37:36,338 --> 00:37:38,048 I don't know how far you went or where, 894 00:37:38,215 --> 00:37:40,092 but I know that you took your Xbox with you. 895 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,719 So just tell me what I gotta do to get you back here. 896 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,846 You want me to run down Main Street naked 897 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,181 with a pumpkin head? 898 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:47,432 Done! All right? 899 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,101 I messed up, but I need you with me, 900 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,103 and I want you to know that I won't keep on working 901 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,730 to build this thing until you decide to come back. 902 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,023 You know that you gon' come back, 903 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,733 because you were born to wrestle! 904 00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:59,778 So just reach out, and let's fix this! 905 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:04,825 [wrestler] Okay, okay. 906 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,702 Naked lady walks into a bar. 907 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,537 -[laughter] -Poodle under one hand. 908 00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:10,497 [wrestler] There's no way, dude. 909 00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:13,917 Ace has gone away, no idea where. 910 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,044 New plan--Crystal, you're gon' be on the card. 911 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:18,005 Where? I don't know. 912 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:19,131 But we're gonna throw you in the deep end. 913 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,590 That way, if you drown, 914 00:38:20,757 --> 00:38:22,217 we will not have wasted any time. 915 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:24,678 Don't ask me how it ends. Don't ask me how it begins. 916 00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:27,180 I'm gonna write a promo. We're gonna shoot it tonight. 917 00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:28,765 Brew some coffee. 918 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,518 [laughs] 919 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:32,936 -[squeals] -[Diego sighs] 920 00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:35,647 Jesus, the minute we get some momentum-- 921 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,315 these fucking brothers, man. 922 00:38:37,441 --> 00:38:39,776 Now Ace quit? Rooster defected. 923 00:38:39,943 --> 00:38:41,987 Pock's gone AWOL. Bobby's leg's broke. 924 00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:43,405 It's fucking great. 925 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:44,781 [Bobby] Actually, I'm healing really fast. 926 00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:45,949 Doctor said that I make more calcium 927 00:38:46,116 --> 00:38:47,325 than the average person. 928 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,785 [Ricky] How's that work, exactly? 929 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:50,579 You got, like, a milk titty in your leg? 930 00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:53,498 [laughter] 931 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,586 Hey, Jack. [knocks on door] 932 00:38:57,711 --> 00:38:59,004 Want you to know I'm here 933 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:00,839 to relieve some pressure, here to help. 934 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,424 Bill, if you're gonna tell me that I don't know 935 00:39:02,591 --> 00:39:05,218 what the fuck I'm doing again, no, thank you. 936 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:06,678 "You don't know what the fuck you're doin'" 937 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,930 is not an insult. 938 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:10,557 It isn't. 939 00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:14,811 Look, you can't be judged on your ability to do something 940 00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,647 if you haven't been properly taught how-- 941 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:20,233 no disrespect to your dad. 942 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,321 Hey, you wanna go where he never went 943 00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:26,948 and where I've been. 944 00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,326 Sometimes my turns of phrase misfire. 945 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:32,454 I own that. I offer an apology. 946 00:39:32,621 --> 00:39:34,873 And I am here to help. 947 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,543 Not to disrupt. 948 00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,504 Now, look. 949 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:44,633 We are, right now, what we call in the business, 950 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,134 butt-fucked. 951 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:49,471 The finish to the title match gave us a huge pop, 952 00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,139 but we booked ourselves into a corner. 953 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:53,016 We gotta figure out how to make you whole again 954 00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:56,186 while still pushing Crystal without emasculatin' 955 00:39:56,353 --> 00:39:58,522 your sausage party of a talent roster. 956 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:01,483 Look, you can write. 957 00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,527 Write. 958 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,612 But I got some ideas-- 959 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,364 some good ones. 960 00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:10,075 I'd like to share 'em with you. 961 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:14,329 In this... [chuckles] 962 00:40:14,496 --> 00:40:17,707 ...battered notebook, one of about 100, 963 00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:22,504 there lies the scribbled wisdom born out of 7,000 nights 964 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,923 in 6,000 motels. 965 00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:33,056 Let's put our heads together and get this shit goin'. 966 00:40:37,894 --> 00:40:40,522 ♪ ♪ 967 00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:43,275 As president of the Duffy Wrestling League 968 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,944 board of directors, I called this press conference 969 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,654 to address the recent controversy. 970 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,198 Last week, in an overzealous moment, 971 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:54,452 our referee erroneously awarded the title to Bunny Bombshell, 972 00:40:54,578 --> 00:40:57,539 who was not a legal competitor in the title match, 973 00:40:57,706 --> 00:41:00,208 and therefore, was ineligible to win. 974 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:01,668 -[Crystal] Huh. -[Eddie] 'Scuse me. 975 00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:04,379 [camera shutters clicking] 976 00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:06,298 -[laughs] -[Eddie] This referee 977 00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:09,301 is now suspended without pay, pending an investigation. 978 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:11,052 [Bobby] There's no need. There's no need. 979 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,929 I'm retiring from reffing. 980 00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,306 [Eddie] Praise the Lord. 981 00:41:14,431 --> 00:41:16,474 [Paul] Nice passing the heat to the ref. 982 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,767 [Kevin] Time-tested good shit. 983 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,227 Shut the fuck up, Kevin. 984 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,938 Bill Hancock was incapacitated during the match 985 00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:23,648 and left unattended, 986 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,026 a grievous oversight by our entire promotion. 987 00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:28,445 I want to apologize to Mr. Hancock 988 00:41:28,612 --> 00:41:32,616 for our mishandling of your gastrointestinal complication 989 00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:37,162 and offer you Jack Spade in a ladder match rematch 990 00:41:37,329 --> 00:41:38,830 for the DWL title. 991 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,123 This is only happenin', 992 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:41,666 'cause he's threatenin' to sue the DWL! 993 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,127 -[mic feedback] -[Wild Bill] Eddie. 994 00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:48,840 I accept your completely unmotivated apology. 995 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,134 But if you're looking for who to blame, 996 00:41:51,301 --> 00:41:55,639 look at who might gain through sabotage. 997 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,849 -Jack Spade. -[crowd murmurs] 998 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,559 Ace Spade. 999 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,770 I was poisoned! 1000 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:05,690 And who had better access 1001 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:10,320 than my so-called valet, Bunny freakin' Bombshell? 1002 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:14,616 A valet that had just come off workin' with Ace Spade. 1003 00:42:14,783 --> 00:42:16,660 Maybe they never stopped working together. 1004 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:19,746 [Jack] Keep on using them fightin' words, Bill, 1005 00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:21,790 and you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt. 1006 00:42:21,957 --> 00:42:24,793 You got your money, and you got your lawyers, 1007 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,963 but what you also have is a mouth writin' checks 1008 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:30,048 that your leaky ass can't cash! 1009 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,175 Let's go right now, big Jack! 1010 00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:34,678 Please! Leave it for the ring, 1011 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,972 where we will all gladly pay 1012 00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:39,015 to see you spill one another's blood. 1013 00:42:39,182 --> 00:42:40,558 And now, Ms. Bombshell-- 1014 00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,644 Whoa, check yourself. 1015 00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:44,020 [mic feedback] 1016 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:48,566 My name is not Bunny Bombshell or Tits McGee 1017 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,194 or any other cartoon stage name 1018 00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:55,115 this hairy, syphilitic sack of skin tried pinnin' on me. 1019 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:58,785 You will call me Crystal Tyler. 1020 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,372 -I am a grown, damn woman. -[Jack snickering] 1021 00:43:02,539 --> 00:43:04,165 Oh, you think it's funny, Jack Spade, huh? 1022 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:05,500 [Jack] I do. 1023 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:07,377 What's funny was that look on your face 1024 00:43:07,544 --> 00:43:10,255 after I kicked your ass and took your title! 1025 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:11,589 -You wanna go right now? -I'll do whatever... 1026 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,675 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Ms. Tyler! 1027 00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:16,386 I am impressed by your competitive fire, 1028 00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:19,764 but this belt and the title are gonna be held in abeyance 1029 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,349 until Saturday's match 1030 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:24,227 between Jack Spade and Wild Bill Hancock. 1031 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:26,980 And Ace Spade, you're invited to return to Duffy 1032 00:43:27,147 --> 00:43:28,982 and challenge for the belt again. 1033 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,985 If not, your spot'll be taken by another challenger. 1034 00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:35,447 See you all Saturday, 7:30 p.m., 1035 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,907 live from the Duffy Dome. 1036 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,451 -[Willie] Cut. -[Eddie] Good! 1037 00:43:39,576 --> 00:43:41,453 -[all cheering] -[wrestler] Hey, good job. 1038 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,163 -[wrestler] Nice job. -[wrestler] Very well done! 1039 00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:45,081 [Eddie] Ain't nothin' without the words, Shakespeare. 1040 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:48,126 [birds chirping] 1041 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:51,254 ♪ ♪ 1042 00:44:07,354 --> 00:44:10,273 [exciting music] 1043 00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:13,401 ♪ ♪ 1044 00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:24,537 Hey. Standing room only. 1045 00:44:24,704 --> 00:44:26,289 Field of fucking Dreams out there. 1046 00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:27,749 Promo worked so good. 1047 00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:29,084 Merch is moving. Beer is flowing. 1048 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,794 We're gonna make some money tonight. 1049 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,712 Yeah, they still gotta buy what we're sellin' in the ring. 1050 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:34,297 Okay, one victory at a time. 1051 00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:37,384 You sure about the finish? Just confirming. 1052 00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:40,011 ♪ ♪ 1053 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:42,055 -[phone clicks] -[line rings] 1054 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,515 [Ace] This is Ace. Leave a message, 1055 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,016 -and I'll hit you back. -[line beeps] 1056 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:46,976 [sighs] Hey, if you show up here 1057 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,521 in the next ten minutes or so, just slide in the back, 1058 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,981 and I'll fill you in once we're in the ring. 1059 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:54,484 Otherwise, I'm gon' keep reachin' out, 1060 00:44:54,651 --> 00:44:56,569 and I'm gon' keep leavin' these messages. 1061 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,822 ♪ ♪ 1062 00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,740 I need you back here. 1063 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:02,492 ♪ ♪ 1064 00:45:02,659 --> 00:45:04,077 -[phone beeps, clicks] -[taps on window] 1065 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:05,245 Let's go. 1066 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:09,040 [dramatic music] 1067 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:12,293 [heartbeat thumping] 1068 00:45:16,673 --> 00:45:19,509 [heavy metal music] 1069 00:45:19,676 --> 00:45:22,470 ♪ ♪ 1070 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,682 [crowd booing] 1071 00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:30,562 [crowd chanting] Ace! Ace! Ace! 1072 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:33,148 Ace! Ace! Ace! 1073 00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:35,066 [Eddie] Folks, I'm sorry to say this, 1074 00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:36,860 but Ace Spade is a no-show. 1075 00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,154 [crowd boos] 1076 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,739 But you were promised a triple threat ladder match 1077 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:46,035 for the DWL strap, and that's exactly what you're gonna get. 1078 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:47,745 [cheers and applause] 1079 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:51,124 Ace Spade's sudden and mysterious absence 1080 00:45:51,291 --> 00:45:54,669 has provided the opportunity of a lifetime. 1081 00:45:54,836 --> 00:45:57,338 I am makin' an open challenge 1082 00:45:57,505 --> 00:46:00,508 to any other man on the DWL roster. 1083 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:02,510 Now, who's it gonna be? 1084 00:46:03,845 --> 00:46:05,013 [Crystal] How 'bout a woman? 1085 00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:08,224 [crowd cheering] 1086 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:14,063 I got a DWL contract right here, 1087 00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:16,149 which means I'm on the roster. 1088 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:17,567 [Wild Bill] No, no, no, no! 1089 00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:20,945 And I came here for what's mine-- 1090 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,114 to win back my belt! 1091 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,450 [crowd cheering] 1092 00:46:25,617 --> 00:46:27,202 [Eddie] Oh, don't encourage her now, folks. 1093 00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:30,538 She's a spectator just like yourselves tonight. 1094 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:34,125 Look at this typical male bull crap. 1095 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:37,629 Woman comes in, beats three men 1096 00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:40,131 only to have a fourth man 1097 00:46:40,256 --> 00:46:43,801 manufacture some technicality 1098 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,221 to dismiss her. 1099 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,889 They're lookin' at me like, 1100 00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:50,517 "Who's this bitch think she is?" 1101 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,519 -[crowd booing] -Shut up! 1102 00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:55,063 [Crystal] You guys see that look on Jack Spade's face? 1103 00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:58,399 -[crowd jeers] -Yeah, he don't like a lady 1104 00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:03,029 using such language in the DWL, but you know what? 1105 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,240 You're actually right about me, Jack. 1106 00:47:05,406 --> 00:47:08,076 My name is Crystal Tyler, 1107 00:47:08,243 --> 00:47:11,079 and I am the baddest bitch 1108 00:47:11,246 --> 00:47:13,248 the DWL has ever seen! 1109 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:16,417 [crowd cheering] 1110 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:20,421 -[laughs] -Nice. 1111 00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:27,136 I am the real goddamn champ 1112 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:30,765 till one of you has got the balls to take it from me. 1113 00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:33,518 [crowd shouting] 1114 00:47:33,685 --> 00:47:37,814 Your job is to hop around and fetch my robe. 1115 00:47:37,981 --> 00:47:39,274 [crowd ohhs] 1116 00:47:39,399 --> 00:47:41,192 So quit twitching your little bunny tail here 1117 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,860 and hop on out! 1118 00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:45,113 This match is no place for a woman. 1119 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,116 [crowd booing] 1120 00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:54,747 Crystal Tyler, you want in the match? 1121 00:47:54,914 --> 00:47:57,875 -You got it! -[cheers and applause] 1122 00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:01,212 But! But don't you come crying to me 1123 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:05,008 'cause you got bit trying to play with the big dogs. 1124 00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:06,968 [crowd booing] 1125 00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:09,262 Ring that bell, Eddie! 1126 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,263 [bell rings] 1127 00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:12,849 I am officially protestin-- 1128 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:15,184 [crowd ohhs] 1129 00:48:15,351 --> 00:48:16,436 Shit! 1130 00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,563 That's a living legend right there! 1131 00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:20,273 How dare you! 1132 00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:24,736 [Eddie] All right, folks. We are under way. 1133 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,654 Oh, he's giving her a police escort 1134 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:28,573 right into the turnbuckle there. 1135 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,908 [Jack] She don't belong in this ring! 1136 00:48:31,075 --> 00:48:33,578 [Wild Bill] Witchcraft! 1137 00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:35,288 -Burn her! -[crowd booing] 1138 00:48:35,455 --> 00:48:37,373 [Eddie] There's just two left in the dance contest now. 1139 00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:38,916 Okay, here we go. 1140 00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:40,585 [Ricky] Now this is some great action here. 1141 00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:42,253 [Eddie] You don't turn your back on a girl 1142 00:48:42,378 --> 00:48:44,047 with that kind of agility, I'll tell ya. 1143 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:45,548 [Ricky] Looks like she's tryin' to maybe choke him. 1144 00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:47,925 [Eddie] Whoa! 1145 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,677 [Ricky] Crystal just lands on her feet like a housecat. 1146 00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,054 [Eddie] Stuck the dismount. 1147 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,222 [Ricky] Uh-uh. She means business. 1148 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:54,766 [cheers and applause] 1149 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,434 -[Crystal shouts] -[both] Oh! 1150 00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:58,394 Well, that done backfired on him, didn't it? 1151 00:48:58,561 --> 00:48:59,854 [Jack] Ow! Come on! 1152 00:49:00,021 --> 00:49:01,022 -[Crystal] Did it hurt? -[Jack] Yes! 1153 00:49:01,189 --> 00:49:03,274 -[Crystal] Yeah? -[Jack screams] 1154 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,068 [Eddie] She just keeps slappin' with her open hand. 1155 00:49:05,193 --> 00:49:06,527 I don't understand that. 1156 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:08,446 I would use a rock or a closed fist. 1157 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:10,281 [Ricky] Closed fist is illegal in professional wrestling, 1158 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:11,407 Eddie Earl. 1159 00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:14,077 [Ricky] Oh! 1160 00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:15,370 [Eddie] He threw her for distance. 1161 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,871 [Ricky] Oh, he's fixin' to end 1162 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:18,539 this girl's career before it starts. 1163 00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:20,124 [Eddie] Oh, she's jumping up to the top pole. 1164 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,834 Appliances. Here she goes. 1165 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:24,253 Oh! That is some kind of superkick right there. 1166 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:26,714 [Ricky] Every time Jack takes his eyes off the prize, 1167 00:49:26,881 --> 00:49:28,466 Crystal does something fantastic. 1168 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:29,550 [Crystal grunts] 1169 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,551 [Ricky] Oh! 1170 00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:31,928 -Good lord! -Oh! 1171 00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,596 [Eddie] Like a young Nadia Comaneci, 1172 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,223 right with an elbow to the face. 1173 00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:36,974 [Ricky] For anybody under 75 right now, 1174 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,434 he means Simone Biles. 1175 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:39,894 He's working the outside of the ring here. 1176 00:49:40,061 --> 00:49:41,646 -[Jack] Thanks very much. -[fan] Hey! 1177 00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:44,023 He's stealing a $7-beer. That's not all right. 1178 00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:46,442 Remember, this is a ladder match. 1179 00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:49,404 You need to use the ladder to climb and grab the belt. 1180 00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:52,532 [crowd booing] 1181 00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:58,162 -[crowd cheering] -[both laugh] 1182 00:49:58,329 --> 00:49:59,914 [Ricky] You need the ladder to win the match, 1183 00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:03,167 but it can also be used against you. 1184 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:04,419 Look at her. 1185 00:50:04,585 --> 00:50:06,504 She's been to a Home Depot before. 1186 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:10,883 All right, well, he's back in the ring. 1187 00:50:11,050 --> 00:50:13,636 He's a little--oh. Little do-si-do there. 1188 00:50:17,098 --> 00:50:18,307 [crowd ohhs] 1189 00:50:18,474 --> 00:50:19,934 She didn't plan to land on that elbow. 1190 00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:22,812 [Ricky] Hot dog, kids these days call that a cutter. 1191 00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:24,772 It's a Crystal Cutter, Eddie Earl! 1192 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,692 [Eddie] That's a rich country in the Middle East as well. 1193 00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:30,111 [crowd cheering] 1194 00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:31,446 [Ricky] All right, that ladder's twice the size 1195 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:33,114 of that little girl. 1196 00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:34,615 [Eddie] Well, she's gotta get up to the top floor 1197 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:36,868 and get that belt. 1198 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,202 [Ricky] Oh, Crystal's gonna win 1199 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:39,203 this match right here, right now. 1200 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,413 [Eddie] Hold up, Ricky. 1201 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:44,292 Have you ever seen a ladder match 1202 00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:45,752 where someone climbed the ladder 1203 00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:48,296 with a sense of urgency or alacrity? 1204 00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:49,756 -[crowd ohhs] -[Ricky] Oh! 1205 00:50:51,299 --> 00:50:54,385 He's got a hold of her-- an impolite hold of her. 1206 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,721 Could be prosecuted in some states. 1207 00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:59,849 [Ricky] He's gonna throw her into the second row. 1208 00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:00,975 [Eddie] Oh, wait! 1209 00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:02,810 She's reversed it on him. 1210 00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:05,480 [dramatic music] 1211 00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:06,981 Oh. Oh, she is-- 1212 00:51:07,148 --> 00:51:08,816 [Ricky] Jade Spade might be in trouble here. 1213 00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:10,234 [Eddie] She is twisting the life out of his neck. 1214 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:11,903 Like a boa constrictor. 1215 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,571 -[Annie] Use those thighs! -[Constance] Choke him out! 1216 00:51:13,696 --> 00:51:14,530 [Annie] You got it! 1217 00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:16,407 ♪ ♪ 1218 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:18,242 She's locked in a triangle choke. 1219 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:20,411 -He's very much in trouble. -[crowd chanting] 1220 00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:21,537 I would think a lot of men 1221 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:24,499 would want to be in his position. 1222 00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:26,250 [Ricky] He's tapping out. He can't breathe. 1223 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:28,002 He don't wanna be there. 1224 00:51:28,169 --> 00:51:30,713 ♪ ♪ 1225 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,883 He's out. Jack's unconscious. 1226 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,218 [Eddie] It's all over but the climbin' now. 1227 00:51:35,343 --> 00:51:36,511 [fan] Come on, Crystal! 1228 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:38,262 [Ricky] When she grabs that belt, 1229 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,931 no one can say that she won on a technicality. 1230 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,933 She beat these men fair and square. 1231 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,477 We are all eyewitnesses. 1232 00:51:44,644 --> 00:51:46,938 [Eddie] She's this close to winning the belt again. 1233 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,273 Wait a minute! He's comin' from the side! 1234 00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,901 Wild Bill is back. He has self-released himself. 1235 00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:56,197 [crowd chanting] Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1236 00:51:56,364 --> 00:51:57,448 [ladder rattles] 1237 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,450 [crowd gasps] 1238 00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:02,411 [soft dramatic music] 1239 00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:05,540 ♪ ♪ 1240 00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:18,886 ♪ ♪ 1241 00:52:20,721 --> 00:52:22,431 [inaudible speaking] 1242 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:34,735 [bell rings] 1243 00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:35,862 She's made it! 1244 00:52:36,028 --> 00:52:39,115 She has won the belt again. 1245 00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:40,616 Yeah! Whoo! 1246 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:43,077 [crowd chanting] Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1247 00:52:43,244 --> 00:52:46,080 Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1248 00:52:46,247 --> 00:52:48,499 [cheers and laughter] 1249 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:50,293 [Eddie] It's CrystalMania, is what it is. 1250 00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:51,669 That's what's broken out here. 1251 00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:53,170 [Ricky] What a sport. Hey, look it-- 1252 00:52:53,296 --> 00:52:54,964 look at how dejected Jack Spade is. 1253 00:52:55,131 --> 00:52:56,132 He's upset. 1254 00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:57,174 [Eddie] Well, he should be. 1255 00:52:57,341 --> 00:52:58,759 [Ricky] Yeah, absolutely. 1256 00:52:58,885 --> 00:53:00,428 [Eddie] He just lost to a 101-pound girl. 1257 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,139 [crowd chanting] Crystal! Crystal! Crystal! 1258 00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:05,641 [Wild Bill] Great piece of business, Jack. 1259 00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:09,353 One hell of a sacrifice for a top guy 1260 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,272 to put over a five-foot-nothing female-- 1261 00:53:11,439 --> 00:53:13,441 and clean, at that. 1262 00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:14,609 [Jack] It was the right thing to do. 1263 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:16,193 [beer can opens] 1264 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,946 [Wild Bill] And judging by those cheers, 1265 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,990 it was a good call. 1266 00:53:21,157 --> 00:53:23,034 [Jack] Thank you. 1267 00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:26,037 You helped put her over too. 1268 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:29,540 "Therefore, Saul took a sword and fell on it. 1269 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:32,335 "And when his armorbearer saw that Saul was dead, 1270 00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:36,297 he also fell on his sword and died with him." 1271 00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:37,757 I'll be fine. 1272 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:41,218 I once lost to Vanilla Ice and a Ninja Turtle. 1273 00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:44,847 -[Bobby] There she is! -[cheers and applause] 1274 00:53:50,186 --> 00:53:52,980 [Willie] Way to go, Crystal Tyler. 1275 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:54,607 Willie, I just-- 1276 00:53:54,774 --> 00:53:56,359 [sighs] 1277 00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:57,568 [laughs] 1278 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:58,736 All right. 1279 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:00,154 Good job. 1280 00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,906 Go ahead and grab yourself a beer or a shot, 1281 00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:03,783 you know, to celebrate. 1282 00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:05,660 ♪ ♪ 1283 00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:08,412 [laughter] 1284 00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,373 [Willie] Oh. 1285 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:11,749 Hey. [laughs] 1286 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,042 All righty then. 1287 00:54:13,209 --> 00:54:14,460 Hey, a few more shows like that, 1288 00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:15,878 and you might actually make some money. 1289 00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:17,880 [chuckles] I know. 1290 00:54:18,047 --> 00:54:19,340 [Bobby] This guy did it. He was-- 1291 00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:20,925 -[wrestler] This guy. -[Bobby] Yeah. 1292 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:22,802 [wrestler] This guy! This guy! 1293 00:54:22,969 --> 00:54:23,844 [wrestler] Hey. 1294 00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:27,014 [excited chatter] 1295 00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:28,599 [Crystal laughs] 1296 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:31,811 ♪ ♪ 1297 00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:41,612 [muffled, distant chatter] 1298 00:54:46,409 --> 00:54:49,412 ♪ ♪ 1299 00:55:05,553 --> 00:55:07,179 [Jack] Ace, hey, listen to me, man. 1300 00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:08,973 I don't know how far you went or where, 1301 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,142 but I know that you took your Xbox with you. 1302 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,602 So just tell me what I gotta do to get you back here. 1303 00:55:13,769 --> 00:55:15,896 Do you want me to run down Main Street naked 1304 00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:16,939 with a pumpkin head? 1305 00:55:17,106 --> 00:55:18,315 Done! All right? 1306 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:19,233 I messed up, but I need you with me. 1307 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,943 [grunts, yelps] 1308 00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,653 [Jack] I want you to know that I'm gon' keep on working 1309 00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:24,155 -to build this thing. -[grunts, groans] 1310 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:24,947 [Jack] Until you decide to come back. 1311 00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:27,074 [screams] 1312 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,701 [Jack] You were born to wrestle! 1313 00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:30,619 So just reach out, and let's fix this! 1314 00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:31,871 [line beeps] 1315 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:37,668 Jack, look. 1316 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:40,337 Turns out the DWL didn't need Ace after all. 1317 00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,298 Now we got... 1318 00:55:42,465 --> 00:55:44,675 [imitates crowd cheers] CrystalMania! 1319 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:47,803 ♪ ♪ 1320 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,986 ♪ ♪ 1321 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:08,365 [groaning] 1322 00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:11,410 ["Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones] 1323 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:13,037 ♪ ♪ 1324 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:14,538 [singer] ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1325 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,249 [groaning, panting] 1326 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:20,419 ♪ ♪ 1327 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:24,465 Help? 1328 00:56:24,632 --> 00:56:27,259 [echoing] Can anyone hear me? 1329 00:56:27,426 --> 00:56:30,054 Help! 1330 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:32,473 Help! 1331 00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:34,016 ♪ ♪ 1332 00:56:34,183 --> 00:56:38,020 [Jagger] ♪ Mad bull lost its way ♪ 1333 00:56:38,187 --> 00:56:42,149 ♪ War, children, yeah ♪ 1334 00:56:42,316 --> 00:56:46,362 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 1335 00:56:46,529 --> 00:56:50,241 ♪ War, children, yeah ♪ 1336 00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:53,869 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 1337 00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:55,621 [singer] ♪ Yeah ♪ 1338 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:58,749 ♪ ♪ 1339 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:14,765 [Jagger] ♪ Yeah ♪ 1340 00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:18,602 ♪ War, children ♪ 1341 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:22,565 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 1342 00:57:22,690 --> 00:57:26,402 ♪ It's just a shot away It's just a shot away ♪ 1343 00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:29,613 ♪ It's just a shot away ♪ 1344 00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:34,451 [Jagger] ♪ I tell you love, sister ♪ 1345 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:38,664 ♪ It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away ♪ 1346 00:57:38,831 --> 00:57:40,416 ♪ It's just a kiss away ♪ 1347 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:44,003 ♪ It's just a kiss away It's just a kiss away ♪ 1348 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,172 ♪ Kiss away, kiss away ♪ 92263