All language subtitles for The.Uncanny.Counter.S02E01.Episode.1.1080p.NF_.WEB-DL.DDP2_.0.H.264-Archie-v2

THE UNCANNY COUNTER 2:
COUNTER PUNCH

JUNGJIN, REPUBLIC OF KOREA

Get on the bus now!

Get on the bus now!

Mister, look at this.

This is for you.

Children, put your seatbelts on.

- Na-yul, come and sit down.
- Okay.

YOU ARE NICE

Did you all put your seatbelts on?

- Yes!
- Yes!

Sir, you can go now.

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

It set foot.

Excuse me, sir.

Could we slow down a little?

The kids are scared.

But why? I'm having a blast.

What?

An evil spirit's driving
a kindergarten bus.

Daseul Kindergarten.

A yellow bus with clouds on it.

Toward Jungjin Intersection.

Where are you?

Are you hiding because you're scared?

Once I catch you, you're dead meat!

Let me make this more fun.

You punk!

Goodness, you little ones!

To Jungjin 2-ga!

The kids are in danger!

It hurts to see kids cry.
Let's get this done fast.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

What the heck?

What the…

Hey!

Damn it. Get out of the way!

Please stop!

It's headed towards Jungjin Boulevard.

We have to stop it.

I'll go.

Let's go, Ms. Chu!

Wait. Someone's hurt.

Darn it.

Mommy!

- Mommy!
- God damn it.

You need to learn how to drive.

Damn it.

I can't stop the bus.

The brakes don't work.

Jungjin Bridge 3 is
under construction now.

Make your way there.

Okay.

We must protect the kids.

Ha-na!

END OF THE ROAD

This ends here no matter what.

Bring it on.

Hold on tight, kids!

Are you okay?

Are you all right?

Is anyone hurt?

Ma'am, are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay.

Na-yul.

No.

Put her down.

Put her down!

I was having so much fun,

but you ruined my plan.

No.

Put the kid down.

You little…

Don't move.

Don't. Keeping the girl safe comes first.

Stay where you are!

What's going on?

Sorry I'm late.

I kept you waiting.

Mun!

Mun, you rascal.

Didn't you hear what I said?

Remember.

You killed this girl.

- No!
- Damn it!

You're safe now. It's all over.

Not for you, though.

Bye.

Well done.

Hi.

Right. Should we cover the kids' eyes?

They should see him get punished a little.

Still, let's erase their memories later.

So they don't have nightmares.

That's so sweet of you.

It's okay now.

Mun.

Did you eat some wild ginseng?

Jeez, you scared me.

Wow, nice landing.

Are you ever going to show up on time?

Mun, I thought you were never coming.

Maybe he thinks he's
the main character here.

- No--
- He's delusional.

He can definitely be the main character.

What matters is I'm here.

Can't you cure him, Ms. Chu?

I can't.

It's great to be all together like this.

I know, right?

What's he doing?

What a pathetic life.

I'll summon it.

THE UNCANNY COUNTER 2:
COUNTER PUNCH

JUNGJIN POLICE STATION

Again?

Yes, sir.

Again.

We couldn't find him even with an APB
on him for robbery and murder.

But how did Mo-tak know
he was a kindergarten bus driver?

- He just…
- Yeah?

- He said he had a hunch.
- Exactly!

Where did that hunch come from?

It was while he was pooping
in the bathroom.

I know!

How does he catch criminals
every time he goes to the bathroom?

Well done, Mun.

Anytime.

SO MUN, WI-GEN

Ha-na, are you all right?

Of course.

U-sik, did you lose weight?

HA-NA, U-SIK

Mom, great job with the steel pipe.

CHU MAE-OK, SU-HO

It's Ga Mo-tak again.

Okay.

I said okay.

I get it, Mo-tak.

No, you're not getting it!

Does my body have to break down
for you to feel remorse?

There's a limit to how much
you can boss me around.

I'm working my butt off, you know.

Mo-tak! It's me, Han-ul.

- What's up?
- Please open the door!

This is from the captain.

- What's this?
- He said to go catch more criminals.

Han-ul.

Pink?

I get why Mo-tak is upset.

When you convinced him to work two jobs

to catch more evil spirits,
remember what you said?

You said you'd get us
a new, energetic member!

And our sweet Mun.

He even gave up his college education
to toil away for this.

- Why would you bring that up?
- Tell them.

I thought you got rejected.

I did apply for schools
a bit out of my league on purpose.

What did you say again?

Play along, will you?

Still, Mo-tak is back
in the police force now,

which helps the Counters settle cases.

And Choi Jang-mul is helping you out too.

Chairman Choi is at the age
where he'll have to hang it up soon.

She's right!

Why do you take it out on me?

The meeting at Yung
is taking longer than I thought.

Goodness, Ms. Chu.

We overdid it a bit, didn't we?

So we haven't found anyone suitable yet?

Being a Counter isn't easy.

We're doing our best in the search,
so please wait a little longer.

Maybe the partner is being too picky.

Why in the world is everyone so selfish?

When I think I've found a good one,

they lack manners.

Ha-na, don't.

The partnership between Counters
and Yung people is important.

You have to think
of the ones in the field.

You can't turn down
every applicant, Jong-guk.

You see, I'm not doing this for my sake.

If we hire the wrong person,
you'll be the ones who suffer.

What did you say?

You rude little…

Ma'am.

What a jerk.

All right. Mr. So's
psychokinesis class will begin.

First was a grain of rice.

Second was a kidney bean.

Then, we kicked it up
a notch and used a golf ball.

Seeing you improve day by day

makes me feel so proud as your teacher.

Just summon the territory already.

All right. For today…

Wouldn't this be too heavy?

Did you forget?

"I can do it."

We can do it.

I can do it!

- We can do it.
- We can do it.

Good. Now, shall we begin with Ms. Chu?

Feel the territory.

As if you're fishing,
reel in the energy emerging from it.

Very good, Ms. Chu.

I can feel the strong energy!

Ms. Chu, you did it!

- Awesome!
- I wish I could do that too!

Don't strain yourself, okay?

What's this?

For goodness' sake.

Well done, Ms. Chu.

All thanks to our handsome teacher.

Teachers are crucial in everything.

And you're a ten out of ten student.

Now, Ms. Do Ha-na?

Ha-na, you're so good.

It's like nothing can stop her.

How did she master it so quickly?

Pretty good.

Had extra classes?

Not my first rodeo.

Mo-tak!

Who is he praying to?

- Mr. Ga Mo-tak.
- Yes?

- Mr. Ga.
- Yes.

Believe in yourself!

Believe, Mr. Ga!

Believe!

- Believe!
- Believe!

Now, close your eyes and focus!

One more time!

Ga Mo-tak!

Finally, I did it!

Oh, my.

Mo-tak.

At least this ant's pretty big.

Goodness.
If an ant required that much effort,

just imagine
what a fly would've done to him.

Damn it.

Mo-tak, you need a blood transfusion.

It's just my snot.

No, you should stop here.

It's just snot.

- Who wants ice cream?
- Give it up.

I do!

I want strawberry.

He never seems to improve.

It's okay. You'll get there soon.

I said stop!

Good work, guys.

Ju-seok, any plans tomorrow?

Come fishing with us.
We have all the gear.

Man, you're so clueless.

A passionate guy like him
always has plans on his days off.

He's going to have a good time

with his lady.

You're right.

Don't you get tired of things getting hot?

I guess I was born for it.

Have a nice day off.

And let's hope for no calls.

- Please.
- I'm off.

- Bye.
- Have a good one.

Don't get too hot.
Or we'll come put it out.

Bye.

- Take it easy.
- Likewise.

HANMARU SENIOR CENTER
MAKING KIMCHI WITH JANGMUL RETAIL

One, two…

- Careful.
- Give it to me.

Haven't you eaten or what?

There's one more upstairs. Bring it.

I'll take this one.

Grandpa, the cabbages.

Don't bring too many at once.

It's too heavy.

Let me carry it.

Oh, my.

Bring it over here.

Okay.

Aren't you being too lovey-dovey
in front of someone single?

Honey, I told you to take it easy.

- Didn't I say Ms. Chu wouldn't like it?
- What?

No way. Ms. Chu isn't single.

I have a heart that's just as full

of love and passion as yours, Mr. Ma.

Love and passion, my foot.

Enough. Get back to work.

Yes, ma'am.

- Over there.
- Where?

Here I come.

Can we have some kimchi here?

You help yourself.

Care and effort are
the best ingredients for kimchi.

That's so true.

What's the occasion?
Your eyes are full of life today.

My goodness.

Look at the color
of this delicious kimchi!

Can I try some?

Of course, you can.

All right. Let me try some.

Grandma!

Oh, no.

Don't eat it. It's for my darling.

Goodness.

Goodness, honey. Why did you do that?

You put the seasoning all over his face!

- Goodness.
- Sir.

The restroom's there.

Did my lady cause trouble again?

Darling!

Kimchi.

She always does that.

You must be so jealous, sir.

Oh, not at all.

I'm just so grateful for him.

Come here!

Come here!

Come over here!

I said come here!

TWO YEARS AGO

Oh, my goodness.

Come here, Mun-yeong!

Oh, my goodness.

- Come here!
- Ma'am!

Instead of going there,

come play with me.

Stay back.

You're scaring my Mun-yeong away.

Come here, Mun-yeong.

Mun-yeong?

Mun-yeong?

My daughter.

Mun-yeong is…

Yes?

Okay?

- Okay.
- That's right.

Okay. Fine.

Ma'am!

Ma'am!

Ju-seok, are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay.

Honey, are you okay?

Darling.

Thank goodness.

I'm so glad they're safe.

He's been her "darling"
ever since that day.

What did Mr. Ma say to her then?

I don't know. Even to this day,
he hasn't told me.

He says it's a secret or something.

- Piggyback.
- Get on my back.

Wait, Grandma.

You can't do that to him.

- I'll carry her.
- No, I'm okay.

He worked overtime yesterday.

He's tired. Let me carry you.

You underestimate my strength.

I'm still young. It's all right.

- He's okay.
- Ma'am.

- Are you comfortable?
- Yes, I love it.

My back's so broad, isn't it?

- It's great.
- More than Mun's, right?

My back's much broader.

Hop on me. I'll carry you.

Come on, Grandma.

Mr. Ma.

Grandma!

Mr. Ma.

Grandpa says he's very grateful for you.

He said you always take time out
to visit her despite being busy.

Of course. I have to visit her.

I'm her darling.

Oh, come on.

I'm the one who is grateful.

When Min-ji was having a hard time,
your grandparents

and your noodle shop coworkers

gave her so much support.

You did too, Mun.

Oh, I didn't do anything.

Is Ms. Lee doing better now?

She seems a lot more at ease.

She's doing very well.

By the way, Mr. Ma.

Is it really a secret?

What?

What you said to Grandma that day.

Come on. You can tell me now.

I thought we were close.

How can I tell you? It's a secret.

A secret between us two.

I'm starting to feel hurt now.

Hey, I do have another secret.

Really? What is it?

Come on. Tell me.

I'm going to be a father soon.

I just found out only recently.

- What?
- Hey.

Oh, my God!

That's amazing!

Attention, everyone!

Mr. Ma is going to be a father!

Ms. Lee is pregnant!

- Oh, my goodness!
- Hey.

That's unbelievable!

He's going to be a dad!

Goodness, congratulations!

Congratulations!

Thank you!

- Hooray!
- Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Gosh, I'm so happy for you.

They say life's full of ups and downs.

After all that hardship,
good things are happening.

I'm so happy for you.

Congratulations.

Thanks, Ms. Chu.

Sure.

Min-ji, make sure your baby
takes after you and not Mr. Ma.

Promise me, okay?

What about Mr. Ma?

Except for his face, he's fine.

Ms. Chu!

Keeping this secret
must've been torture for that romantic.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you.

We have two more elders to visit, right?

Yeah, one of them is in a nursing home.

So we can go there last.

Get lost!

Hey.

Hey, what are you…

- Get lost!
- Hey.

Get lost, you…

Hey, you can't do that to an animal!

It's none of your business!

How dare you talk like that!

I'm much older than you!

Mun, enough.

What happened?

Move, you annoying jerk!

Hey.

Hey, wait!

Where's the money?

Tell me.

You thought I wouldn't find you?

Where's the money?

Where did you hide it?

Tell me! Where did you hide the money?

- Stop!
- Your mother's life insurance money!

- Please stop.
- Move!

Hey, son.

Come here.

I said come here!

Stop, you little rat!

Where did your mommy hide the money?

I don't know.

You don't know?

You're just like your mother.

I need to beat some sense into you too!

Who the hell are you?

Let go, you bastard.

He's not an evil spirit.

Stay back, Jun-hui!

You're just a bad person.

Jun-hui!

Who are you?

How dare you meddle with my family?

Mun, stop. The kid's watching.

I'll let you go,
but you have to stop this.

And never come back.

You don't hit your family.
You protect them.

That doesn't mean you can run away.

Please don't kill me.

I'll get the money by tomorrow.

Illegal gambling and domestic violence.

You should be arrested.

Hello.

I'd like to report a crime.

It's domestic violence.

EONNI'S NOODLES

Eat up before it gets cold.

Thank you.

Oh, it's nothing.

We sell noodles, so that's what you got.

It's Jun-hui, right?

I hope you like the noodles.

Do you like rolled eggs?

How about a pork cutlet?

He seems to like it.

Mo-tak, how did it go?

Well, obviously,

I took care of it.

We had hard evidence.

It turns out he committed more
than just domestic violence.

He won't be out for a while.

It seems everything went
the way you wanted.

But one day, he may show up again.

Is that okay with you?

Well, we can't live like this forever.

Right.

You can come by anytime you want.

To eat noodles or to chitchat with us.

Of course. We'll chitchat away.

If you want, we'll always be by your side.

Jun-hui, you can have
free noodles forever.

Thank you.

Good, isn't it?

Eat up.

Good kitty.

Jun-hui.

Want to feed the cat too?

Hey…

That little…

Puberty must have come early.

I wasn't like that at his age.

I guess Jun-hui's still afraid. Right?

- It's okay.
- I'm so nervous.

- Relax.
- Are you ready?

- Yes.
- Yes.

Heart rate is at 157 bpm.

Hi, Treasure.

I'm your mommy.

I'm your daddy.

Nice to meet you.

The baby has a strong
and healthy heartbeat.

Are you crying?

No, I'm not. Why would I?

It's okay to cry.

We've been through a lot, haven't we?

For two years,

you've had to pinch pennies because of me.

I'm really sorry.

Stop saying that.

It wasn't hard on me at all.

Even if it was, you…

and our baby are making up for it.

By the way,

isn't it amazing how this little thing

- can have such a loud heartbeat?
- Right?

It inherited our strength.

I hope our baby takes after you.

What are you talking about?

No way. Take back your words now.

I mean it.

I hope our baby has

your cute face and kind heart.

Thank you so much

for always protecting me.

I should thank you.

For staying so strong.

The third trial for Park,
the alleged financial source

of the Baekdu Dynasty housing sale scam

that swindled over 120 billion won
from 800 victims two years ago,

is set to begin on the 27th.

As Baekdu Planning & Construction's CEO,
Lee Chung-jae,

-committed suicide,
-Min-ji.

the whereabouts of the money
still remain a mystery.

Baekdu's accountant…

We have to get our money back.

Ten years' worth
of your hard-earned savings.

Min-ji.

Min-ji, look at me.

We decided to move on.

We don't need the money.

Okay?

We can't let it shake us up now.

Remember, when you feel anxious…

I should look at you.

That's right.

Just look at me.

Just look at me.

PARK SEONG-UK CLAIMS INNOCENCE
OF FRAUD AND EMBEZZLEMENT

THE OUTSKIRTS OF JIRAN, CHINA

NOTORIOUS CROOK LEE KILLS HIMSELF

WHERE IS THE 120 BILLION?

That asshole finally died.

Congratulations.

I guess…

I guess we're done here now.

What's with those eyes?

Don't give me such a sexy look.

Sexy?

You're being funny today.

You know today's Ms. So's birthday, right?

How about we do this quickly
and go eat some noodles?

Can we eat something else?

Aren't you tired of eating
noodles every day?

You're supposed to eat
noodles on birthdays.

Am I wrong?

Ms. Chu makes the best noodles.

After we get these guys,
let's go on a vacation to Korea.

The kid who can summon a huge territory.

We'll probably get to meet him in Korea.

Let's go.

Nothing unusual back here.

The territory's weak at the moment,
so be careful, Ms. So.

Oh, my goodness.

What is it, Ms. So?

They're no ordinary evil spirits.

I see a lot of dead bodies.

Are you okay?

Don't be scared.

I'm here to help.

Hang on.

She's alive.

That's…

How did you do that?

Man,

that's dope.

You…

Do what you just did on this too.

Come on. Do it!

Do it again.

You're an evil spirit.

Who are you, lady?

Papa, this one's no ordinary evil spirit.

Don't do anything rash.
I'll be right there.

If it's heads, you'll live.

If it's tails, you die.

Die.

A ferry ticket to Korea?

Who are you really?

How many people have you killed?

Don't even think of riding
any ferries today!

Who are you?

Answer me.

How did you know?

It hurts, doesn't it? You bastard!

No!

Please don't kill me.

This is what happens

when you help others,

old lady.

Interesting.

I was finally having some fun.

Did I finish him off too soon?

It's okay.

These bastards.

They're just a bit hard to digest.

Don't move.

I'm healing you.

Gelly, look.

I healed you.

Wong…

Did you get this power
after killing that woman?

Isn't it awesome?

Wait. How did you know it was a woman?

That asshole read my memories earlier.

So is that how I could read yours?

Seriously, who are these pricks?

Pil-gwang.

The time has finally come.

Let's go back.

Damn it.

Those scoundrels.

I can't believe this.

Papa and Ms. So…

I still vividly remember their kind faces.

I keep losing my friends.

I guess I'm getting old now.

What's very unfortunate is

the evil spirits now have
the Counters' powers.

They have the Counters' powers?

If a level three evil spirit
absorbs a Counter's soul,

it absorbs the Counter's powers, too.

Wait. Does that mean
they've become like us now?

They can read and erase memories

and heal people?

Those damn evil spirits.

Have we located them yet?

Not yet.

Jeez.

What about our new Counter?

We need a new Counter
to deal with a situation like this.

Jong-guk is preparing for the interview.

Please wait a bit longer.

You always say that!

In any case,

it'll be a battle unlike anything before.

I bet you think it's over now.

This fight will go on forever.

Your cursed fate

will lead you to a painful death.

And everyone around you

will also die like that because of you.

I just can't imagine

evil spirits with our powers.

Are you worried?

Maybe we should go over there.

To find them as soon as possible.

To locate the evil spirits,

Yung is doing everything they can.

For the time being,

we want you as Counters
to focus on training.

But this time,

I'm really worried.

As we have done in the past,

we shall prevail over this crisis.

Don't you think so, Mun?

I do.

I'll do as you say.

No matter who we'll have to fight,

the stronger they get,

the stronger we'll get too.

All of us

are grateful for you, Mun.

Always.

You know that, right?

This is cringey.

If there's anything troubling you,
don't hesitate to share with me.

Okay, I won't.

Has it been two years?

I wonder if things have changed a lot.

Things will change from now on.

Because we've changed.

Now, we're going to make

a completely different world.

REPUBLIC OF KOREA

I haven't done anything for you,

but you've grown up so well.

Thank you so much.

How about we go to the market,
eat some tteokbokki,

get a haircut, and buy some clothes today?

Cat food.

What?

We should buy some cat food too.

For cats.

The packaged stuff.

Sure.

Let's go buy some cat food.

It's not Dad.

Don't worry.

Who is it?

They shouldn't be so different.

Ji Cheong-sin used psychokinesis.
Baek Hyang-hui could read memories.

What's important is

we have less Counters
and more evil spirits using our powers.

If evil spirits like these multiply,

the world could fall into chaos.

Ha-na is right.

Papa said he'd recently finished
psychokinesis training.

- Goodness.
- Right now?

Repeat after me.

Repeat after me one more time!
Haven't you eaten or what?

- I can!
- That's right.

That's the spirit.

- You can do it.
- We can!

You can do it.

You're right. We must keep our heads up.

We have to succeed.

That's right.

Let's wipe out
all the evil spirits in the world!

That's our job.

And after we crush them,

we'll retire and enjoy some refreshing…

That sounds so good.

We'll enjoy beer like this!

You evil spirits, bring it on!

It set foot.

- Oh, come on.
- Seriously?

That was quick.

Ha-na, what's up?

Jun-hui and his mom.

They're in danger.

He's in danger? What do you mean?

That little boy?

His father shouldn't be out already.
He wasn't even an evil spirit.

There's no time for this! Let's go!

Okay. Let's go.

- I…
- Watch your mouth, okay?

Hurry! Let's go!

Mom!

Jun-hui!

- Mom!
- Jun-hui!

All right.

So your husband signed here
to waive his physical rights.

But then he was sent to prison.

I gave you my bankbook!

I have to live.

Jun-hui, my son…

I have to raise my boy!

God, you little…

That's just the principal.

Hey.

What are you waiting for? Let's begin.

The plane will be landing soon.

Come on! Get the place ready
for surgery now!

Stay still.

Doctor.

Let's take out the paired ones first.

One eye and one kidney.

Once the wound heals,
you'll have no problem breathing.

No!

Mom!

You're worth more

as a dead person than as a living one.

Mom!

Jun-hui!

No!

It's going to sting a little.

Mom!

Mom!

Doctor.

What about him?

We'll operate on him too.

He's worth money too.

What? But he's a kid.

Damn, the plane must have arrived by now.

This country has a low birth rate,
so he's a rare product.

Whatever you say.

Please don't kill me.

What's wrong with my arm?

What's happening to my arm?

Who are those punks?

Ha-na was right.

One evil spirit and some garbage…

Two, four, seven…

You're confusing me.
Why are there so many?

They look like they're no match for us.

- Hey, come here.
- Yes, sir.

Look at these pathetic idiots.

How dare you barge into our lab?

Oh, sorry.

Let's begin.

Don't beat them too much.

Ms. Chu will get tired.

It's okay to beat them too much.

- It is?
- Yeah.

I'll only heal them a little.

Okay. Class registered.

Life Lessons 101

begins now.

First period.

Do not mess with good people!

You're so weak, young man.

Learn to respect your elders!

If these were the old days,
you'd all be dead.

Who on earth are you?

Who are you? Why is my arm like this?

- Why?
- Give it.

Who are you?

Let me see what's inside your stomach.

- Jun-hui!
- Mom.

Wake up!

Let me take a look.

Jun-hui, your mom is all right.

Are you okay too?

Good. Now, close your eyes
and count to 100.

Then, your mom will wake up.

Can you do that?

Good boy.

Now…

Here. Listen to this.

Zero,

one,

two,

three,

four,

five,

six,

seven…

Who are these bastards?

Who the hell do you work for?

Who are we?

Eonni's Gang.

Thirty-four,

thirty-five,

thirty-six,

thirty-seven…

Hey, you…

Drop the toy.

Drop it.

Come here.

I don't want to.

Why can't you idiots
understand what I'm saying?

You need to listen up. Okay?

Let me help you.

What's going on?

Hey, mister. Where are you going?

Just wait there for a while, okay?

Is the air fresh up there?

I'll put you down if you repent.

Help!

I'm scared of heights!

Hey!

What…

Mo-tak.

Did you see that?

I…

Without even a nosebleed.

I finally…

- Good job.
- I did great!

I did it!

Ninety,

ninety-one,

ninety-two,

ninety-three,

ninety-four,

ninety-five,

ninety-six,

ninety-seven,

ninety-eight,

ninety-nine,

one hundred.

Jun-hui.

Mom.

See? I told you she'd wake up after 100.

- Well done.
- Good job.

You little…

How do we clean all of this up?

Goodness. It'll be a lot of work
to erase all their memories.

We can make it seem like
they beat each other up.

I don't see why not.

- What are you doing?
- I didn't do it.

He's enjoying this.

THE UNCANNY COUNTER 2:
COUNTER PUNCH

With a noble self-sacrificing attitude,
he risked his own life to save another.

I've found him.

I'm the new Count.
My name is Na Jeok-bong.

Why mess with our money?

Guests

are always welcome.

It set foot.

I think he can see the territory.

That's what a hero does.

At the most crucial moment,

bam!

Enough playing around,
you goddamn evil spirit!

Subtitle translation by: Sunyoung Baek

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