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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,929 --> 00:00:31,118 [Music] 2 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:33,840 i was just a girl from music school 3 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:36,000 kind of a dork like everyone else 4 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:38,559 at school i met mal and ben he became 5 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:40,558 best friends bandmates a songwriting 6 00:00:38,558 --> 00:00:42,399 trio my tribe 7 00:00:40,558 --> 00:00:44,558 now we live together and make music 8 00:00:42,399 --> 00:00:46,558 together in a cool house in malibu mel's 9 00:00:44,558 --> 00:00:48,558 uncle loaned it to us for the summer i 10 00:00:46,558 --> 00:00:50,159 really love it here 11 00:00:48,558 --> 00:00:52,320 they were living the dream 12 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:53,198 but wait i'm getting ahead of myself 13 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:57,399 now 14 00:00:53,198 --> 00:00:57,399 it's time to jam 15 00:01:00,539 --> 00:01:14,739 [Music] 16 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:40,489 [Music] 17 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:52,079 that might be the single 18 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:53,359 that was orgasmic uh yeah yeah i think 19 00:01:52,078 --> 00:01:56,078 it sounded great let me just work on 20 00:01:53,359 --> 00:01:56,078 some harmonies 21 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,200 we all got day jobs ben worked for mr 22 00:01:59,438 --> 00:02:03,199 morton our weird neighbor doing sound 23 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:05,920 design melanie was producing at a rock 24 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:08,560 label and i was well 25 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,800 waitressing and auditioning of course 26 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:13,439 and now that i was living in la there 27 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:16,560 were endless weddings baby showers and 28 00:02:13,439 --> 00:02:16,560 family get-togethers 29 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:22,239 okay 30 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:24,560 okay 31 00:02:22,239 --> 00:02:25,840 excited for the big family weekend 32 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:29,360 hell now 33 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,360 well they love you and so do we 34 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,200 love you 35 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:36,560 oh it's very 36 00:02:35,199 --> 00:02:37,518 hi barry 37 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,400 yes 38 00:02:37,519 --> 00:02:40,719 i know 39 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:44,640 i didn't forget to triple red eye lattes 40 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:44,639 bagels and advil i'm on my way bye 41 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,000 yeah 42 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,000 hi 43 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:55,519 what the label loves our demo yes they 44 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:58,000 want five more songs but 45 00:02:55,519 --> 00:02:59,599 full mix is not garage band demos how 46 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,598 are we ever going to afford this uh 47 00:02:59,598 --> 00:03:02,639 would big barry let us mix at night 48 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,560 doubt it 49 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:09,359 what are we talking like 10 50 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:09,360 20. no it's right 30 40 000. 51 00:03:11,519 --> 00:03:16,480 this label is amazing 52 00:03:14,158 --> 00:03:18,639 hey hey we'll get another shot uh do you 53 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:20,959 mind feeding max tonight i might be out 54 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:24,079 late uh work or 55 00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:26,560 hot date maybe both oh another lead 56 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:29,120 guitarist kind of dude no maybe the bass 57 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,318 player for the silicon beaches vanessa 58 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:33,280 lee 59 00:03:30,318 --> 00:03:35,439 oh dude she's smoking hot what else i 60 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:37,680 only date guys under 30 or female 61 00:03:35,439 --> 00:03:41,199 rockers on tour of no strings yeah 62 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,200 flawless plan i must say 63 00:03:43,199 --> 00:03:47,598 hey ben 64 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,040 when my uncle sells this house free 65 00:03:47,598 --> 00:03:51,280 rent's over 66 00:03:49,039 --> 00:03:54,318 we have to make this demo 67 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,318 we have to find the money 68 00:03:57,039 --> 00:04:01,280 mel worked as a studio engineer for one 69 00:03:58,799 --> 00:04:03,360 of the best rock labels in hollywood but 70 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,849 her boss gave a whole new meaning to the 71 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:10,229 word jerk 72 00:04:05,849 --> 00:04:10,228 [Music] 73 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:16,079 do i want to pump this up um yeah 74 00:04:14,939 --> 00:04:17,230 [Music] 75 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:20,309 all right i'm gonna take five 76 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:20,309 [Music] 77 00:04:21,358 --> 00:04:23,758 good luck 78 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,280 hey barry i was wondering if i could 79 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,280 talk to you about something if i'm in 80 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:36,079 the next blockheads yet you got good 81 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:37,679 ears kid that's what i pay you for 82 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:39,439 but actually that's not what i wanted to 83 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:42,240 talk to you about i was wondering if 84 00:04:39,439 --> 00:04:43,918 maybe we could use your studio just for 85 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:46,478 a few nights what 86 00:04:43,918 --> 00:04:48,639 you mixing in my studio 87 00:04:46,478 --> 00:04:51,199 mel i got news for you we got eight 88 00:04:48,639 --> 00:04:53,360 bands with new albums they got to finish 89 00:04:51,199 --> 00:04:55,040 we'll talk about you in the studio when 90 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,600 things slow down 91 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,280 next summer maybe call me saturday by 9 92 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:01,680 a.m with notes on those 93 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:04,159 and take those morons out on the town 94 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:06,000 limos bottle service whatever just make 95 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:08,240 sure they bring us the next album yeah 96 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,240 sure 97 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,399 sorry 98 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,759 oops 99 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:13,519 excuse me 100 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:14,879 sorry 101 00:05:13,519 --> 00:05:17,120 um 102 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:18,800 ready to impress darling yeah i thought 103 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,840 they wanted a soprano there's like 50 104 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,079 guys here 105 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:23,198 do they ever know what they want 106 00:05:22,079 --> 00:05:25,359 do they 107 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:29,038 baby 108 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:32,000 do they buy that forgot this 109 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:32,000 alejandra martin 110 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,478 soprano 111 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:38,879 i see here you went to juilliard 112 00:05:36,478 --> 00:05:42,000 impressive but what's your instrument 113 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:44,159 violin mostly and voice 114 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:46,639 violin handy 115 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:48,960 tina cue up the spot 116 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:51,280 shining clean 117 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:56,079 that's what it means 118 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:57,439 washing those jeans to the shiny 119 00:05:56,079 --> 00:05:58,389 and 120 00:05:57,439 --> 00:06:01,839 clean 121 00:05:58,389 --> 00:06:05,959 [Music] 122 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:05,959 nice job we'll let you know 123 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:12,160 another audition bombed thank god i had 124 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:15,679 my friend stephen to help cheer me up 125 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,680 he was always bailing me out 126 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:20,639 and ben worked for our neighbor at a 127 00:06:18,079 --> 00:06:22,879 video gaming company he was a little odd 128 00:06:20,639 --> 00:06:22,879 too 129 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,759 oh 130 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:32,560 like he just rolled out of bed big guy 131 00:06:29,759 --> 00:06:35,360 not exactly dude it's all over your face 132 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:37,038 you and the roommates going at it 24 7. 133 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,639 rob seriously it's not like i take it 134 00:06:37,038 --> 00:06:40,719 from a married guy 135 00:06:38,639 --> 00:06:44,000 don't ever get hitched keep on doing the 136 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,000 dream team boom 137 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:52,560 soldier oh 138 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:54,000 958 seconds you are linked sir i uh at 139 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:56,079 ease son 140 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:58,000 so um how's the booby trap sound effects 141 00:06:56,079 --> 00:07:03,279 going look we need big boobies and i 142 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:05,199 mean big yeah uh be done today at a boy 143 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:07,359 say that 144 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:08,478 how does it all work with you and those 145 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:11,120 girls 146 00:07:08,478 --> 00:07:14,399 work yeah you know like i mean 147 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:16,399 any jealousy are there any rules uh 148 00:07:14,399 --> 00:07:17,758 rules yeah 149 00:07:16,399 --> 00:07:19,439 i get it 150 00:07:17,759 --> 00:07:21,919 mom's the word right 151 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:24,000 mom's the word sir i i need to get back 152 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:26,159 to this so well you keep up the good 153 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:30,519 work all right and you say hello to 154 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:30,520 those gals from me 155 00:07:32,139 --> 00:07:38,000 [Music] 156 00:07:35,519 --> 00:07:41,509 while i was dealing with my life i had 157 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:46,949 forgotten something very important 158 00:07:41,509 --> 00:07:46,949 [Music] 159 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:57,839 oh how was your date with vanessa she 160 00:07:55,918 --> 00:08:00,560 play your drums she wanted to do 161 00:07:57,839 --> 00:08:01,519 something romantic i know like dinner 162 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,959 yuck 163 00:08:01,519 --> 00:08:04,719 so i went out with nick the label rep 164 00:08:02,959 --> 00:08:07,918 instead oh 165 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:09,280 and he's turning 31. 166 00:08:07,918 --> 00:08:11,758 who knew 167 00:08:09,279 --> 00:08:13,038 i had to end it 168 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:15,360 ellie would kill you if she saw you 169 00:08:13,038 --> 00:08:15,360 doing that 170 00:08:15,598 --> 00:08:20,478 so julie's babies party is at two you're 171 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:24,759 gonna come right 172 00:08:20,478 --> 00:08:24,758 uh yeah sure 173 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:34,958 today's a day isn't it 174 00:08:33,278 --> 00:08:36,559 yeah 175 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:37,518 one year later 176 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:40,079 one 177 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:41,278 shitty drunk driver 178 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:42,639 well 179 00:08:41,278 --> 00:08:45,838 i'll stay home 180 00:08:42,639 --> 00:08:47,199 we'll hang no no no i'm okay 181 00:08:45,839 --> 00:08:49,440 really 182 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,720 come to julie's maybe 183 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:54,320 it's probably better if you're around 184 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:56,320 people hey mel if you become a big-time 185 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:57,278 music producer you wouldn't leave us 186 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,879 would you 187 00:08:57,278 --> 00:09:01,439 angie 188 00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:04,240 no matter what happens 189 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:06,320 we'll always be together you me and ally 190 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:08,879 we're family now 191 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:12,720 today was the day ben's parents died 192 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:14,320 head-on car crash so awful 193 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,680 i should have remembered i should have 194 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,120 been there for him 195 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:21,799 we're band-mates 196 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,799 you just don't forget that kind of stuff 197 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:37,039 hello everyone i'm cassie i'll be taking 198 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:39,360 over from milo today this is an advanced 199 00:09:37,039 --> 00:09:41,838 class so i hope you're all ready to work 200 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:44,240 alright let's get started 201 00:09:41,839 --> 00:09:46,880 arms above your head 202 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:48,080 back foot at a 45 degree angle hands 203 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:51,360 together 204 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:53,759 and look to the sky 205 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:55,759 veer bhadrasana two 206 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:57,120 warrior two pose 207 00:09:55,759 --> 00:09:59,919 open up 208 00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:02,480 adjust your foot back 209 00:09:59,919 --> 00:10:04,639 now squeeze your glutes 210 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:07,120 and lift your abdomen 211 00:10:04,639 --> 00:10:08,480 arms up above your head that's it 212 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:11,440 now breathe 213 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:14,480 now release into gravity with happy baby 214 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:16,839 this open chakras releases tension and 215 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,639 heightens sexual awareness a little 216 00:10:16,839 --> 00:10:23,320 wider 217 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:23,319 that's it perfect thanks 218 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,480 hey 219 00:10:36,639 --> 00:10:39,439 you have amazing potential you're 220 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,759 kidding 221 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:43,920 no not at all you just need to clear 222 00:10:41,759 --> 00:10:46,399 your mind a little bit 223 00:10:43,919 --> 00:10:48,719 it's nice to meet you um cassie i'm 224 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:49,919 cassie i'm melanie hi 225 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,680 all right well i hope to see you in 226 00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:54,879 class again okay 227 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:58,759 i mean yeah yeah sure totally 228 00:10:54,879 --> 00:10:58,759 well nice to meet you melanie 229 00:11:05,278 --> 00:11:11,278 so i met the most amazing girl today oh 230 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:14,799 so you ready to settle down now get a 231 00:11:11,278 --> 00:11:19,360 little condo in west hollywood just what 232 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:19,359 happened to no strings okay really 233 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,800 hi cutie 234 00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:24,240 [Music] 235 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:26,799 okay so you two would make a really cute 236 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:28,480 couple when you get married very funny 237 00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:30,879 you know you're my favorite cousin right 238 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:32,639 huh you know i'm serious right yeah i am 239 00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:34,480 getting a beard you 240 00:11:32,639 --> 00:11:38,078 i'll have a soda water please 241 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:38,079 breakfast order double vodka honey 242 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:43,759 ah thank you it's getting so big 243 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:46,320 yeah 244 00:11:43,759 --> 00:11:47,360 okay he's a total catch you've got to 245 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,720 admit it 246 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:51,440 yeah thanks for the tip you know he's my 247 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:54,879 roommate right uh did you see his butt 248 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:57,760 from those blue eyes come on you ever 249 00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:59,278 think about having kids maybe 250 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:01,039 i don't know why are you asking me all 251 00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:04,078 this weird [ __ ] because you've got to 252 00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:06,559 settle down look guy or girl you just 253 00:12:04,078 --> 00:12:09,120 gotta take plunge girls are even crazier 254 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:11,679 than guys in l.a oh really so who are 255 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:13,519 you seeing nobody you know you could try 256 00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:15,439 dating somebody with a day job instead 257 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:16,480 of an amp in a van just saying i love 258 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,000 what i do 259 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,039 besides since you and paul got married 260 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,958 you guys have been like building an 261 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:24,240 empire uh you don't think we did this 262 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:26,159 all on our own god no thank you ben no 263 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:28,399 we got help from the trust fund trust 264 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:30,799 fund which has fun 265 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:33,278 yours mine and your sisters 266 00:12:30,799 --> 00:12:35,439 the myrna rothman trust fund 267 00:12:33,278 --> 00:12:37,039 every female in the family inherits a 268 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,720 piece and when she gets married she gets 269 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:40,958 to do whatever she wants with it she 270 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,240 gets to invest or 271 00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:44,479 uh travel 272 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:46,240 party donate 273 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,879 i know that was just a myth so did i 274 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:51,039 until the check showed up who's mirna 275 00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:52,720 she's our great grandmother she wanted 276 00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:53,838 all the rothman girls to have a little 277 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,399 nest egg 278 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:58,240 and the trust paid for all of this 279 00:12:56,399 --> 00:13:00,559 yeah put a down payment on the house 280 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:02,959 launched our catering business oh and it 281 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:04,399 got us a part-time nanny so myrna's 282 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:06,159 husband made bazillions in the 283 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:08,399 prophylactic business uh just out of 284 00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:09,199 curiosity how much do you girls get for 285 00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:13,679 uh 286 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:17,639 i'm not well after taxes about 450 000 287 00:13:13,679 --> 00:13:17,638 give or take 450 288 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:23,200 this myrna sounds great 289 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:25,679 i've always liked independent women 290 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,759 oh um and mel for the foreseeable future 291 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:30,559 you know the trust only works if you get 292 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:32,879 married to a guy so just find a man that 293 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:34,000 you like and get married 294 00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:37,679 otherwise you're gonna end up working 295 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,679 for someone for the rest of your life 296 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:42,239 just doesn't seem right 297 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:43,439 what do you mean right you deserve it 298 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:46,079 get married 299 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,079 get the money 300 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:53,120 while they were at julie's i left my 301 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:53,119 family early i had some news of my own 302 00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:58,719 hey you're back early uh yeah i uh i 303 00:13:56,159 --> 00:14:00,480 kind of had to leave 304 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:02,720 i did a terrible thing 305 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:04,959 yeah oscar is so not for me 306 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:07,759 old-fashioned conservative he's not some 307 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:11,359 flashy la guy oscar is 308 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:14,240 husband material he loves his family 309 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:16,000 owns a great business plus he and your 310 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:18,480 dad watch football like all the time 311 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,919 what and he's hot 312 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:23,440 he gives me 313 00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:25,519 night sweats every time i look at him 314 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:28,079 oh i better go check on my husband yeah 315 00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:28,078 you do that 316 00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:33,279 ally 317 00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:34,399 hi oscar how are you 318 00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:36,159 good hi 319 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:38,480 how are you 320 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:38,480 fine 321 00:14:39,519 --> 00:14:42,959 you look 322 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,959 beautiful 323 00:14:43,679 --> 00:14:49,120 come on i want to hear everything about 324 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:49,120 l.a let me get you a drink 325 00:14:53,278 --> 00:15:00,320 i did my part now it's up to oscar 326 00:14:55,970 --> 00:15:02,070 [Music] 327 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,680 uh it's good to have you all 328 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:05,920 [Music] 329 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:07,359 just like old times 330 00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:08,958 yeah 331 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,278 now it feels good 332 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:14,879 being here oscar was one of those great 333 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:18,078 guys so handsome sweet and totally not 334 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:18,078 right for me abby 335 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:26,078 i know we did it in high school when she 336 00:15:21,919 --> 00:15:28,078 almost seemed like a million years ago 337 00:15:26,078 --> 00:15:30,638 i've always left it here 338 00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:32,719 there's just been one person missing 339 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:34,000 ask you please i love you 340 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:37,879 [Music] 341 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,879 i've always loved you 342 00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:46,000 ally 343 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,440 [Music] 344 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,720 will you marry me 345 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:52,160 i promise i'll make you happy 346 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,320 please say this 347 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:58,078 my career was important and i didn't 348 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,879 just want babies and family barbecues 349 00:15:58,078 --> 00:16:01,519 uh 350 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:01,519 is that a yes 351 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:09,439 he's so dependable volvos are dependable 352 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:11,360 i want a man that i'm crazy about love 353 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,519 grows yeah 354 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:15,600 oscar is a good man 355 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:17,440 yes and he will make someone else very 356 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,839 happy 357 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:22,560 just give me one good reason why you 358 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:24,800 won't marry him because and then i told 359 00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:27,518 my mom the biggest lie of my almost 360 00:16:24,799 --> 00:16:28,879 adult life because mom i'm engaged 361 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,240 what 362 00:16:28,879 --> 00:16:32,720 darling 363 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,480 why didn't you say so 364 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,800 my high school boyfriend proposed and my 365 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,399 whole family was pressuring me 366 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:40,078 i just saw my whole life unfolding you 367 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:40,799 know babies diapers 368 00:16:40,078 --> 00:16:42,399 so 369 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:45,439 so many diapers 370 00:16:42,399 --> 00:16:49,278 so you said you were getting married 371 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:50,800 yes yes i lied i totally la la la lied 372 00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:53,198 and they were so 373 00:16:50,799 --> 00:16:56,479 happy 374 00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:56,479 yeah but wait married to who 375 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:02,079 no freaking way 376 00:16:59,839 --> 00:17:05,038 oh my goodness his name just popped into 377 00:17:02,078 --> 00:17:08,000 my head i swear i need to call my family 378 00:17:05,038 --> 00:17:10,240 i i'm going to need a drink first 379 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,480 we've got to do something we no no no 380 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:15,199 there's no we here you're the fiance 381 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:18,160 come on look she's a mess mel 382 00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:19,839 oh god 383 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,919 every second marrying ben almost sounded 384 00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:23,519 good yeah that's what julian said 385 00:17:21,919 --> 00:17:24,720 wait 386 00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:26,000 i'm kidding 387 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:29,759 i'm not 388 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:32,079 no let's get married huh what who you me 389 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:33,759 mel there's three of us we just found 390 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:35,359 out that if i get married i inherit a 391 00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:38,879 bunch of money from a family trust fund 392 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:40,798 450 000 just for getting hitched to a 393 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:43,520 guy that 394 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:44,480 oh my god mel is this true 395 00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:47,119 girls 396 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,480 this is the answer 397 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:50,239 two brides 398 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,440 one group you've been spending way too 399 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,919 much time talking to chris about his 400 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:56,160 three-way lesbian fantasies i told you 401 00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:57,038 we're just not into it 402 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,519 no 403 00:17:57,038 --> 00:18:00,798 uh but wait a second 404 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:03,759 i kind of want to hear this little 405 00:18:00,798 --> 00:18:06,558 scheme you have one minute then okay uh 406 00:18:03,759 --> 00:18:09,519 so first mel tells her family that 407 00:18:06,558 --> 00:18:12,240 after years of friendship she and i fell 408 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:15,918 in love and eloped mel gets the trust 409 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:18,480 money produces a kick-ass demo and we 410 00:18:15,919 --> 00:18:21,280 are on our way i'm talking grammys 411 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:23,038 multi-platinum albums okay keep talking 412 00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:26,000 especially about that grammy part uh 413 00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:28,640 okay so then ally and i we have a big 414 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,919 wedding i'm talking grandma uh the 415 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,280 cousins 416 00:18:29,919 --> 00:18:34,240 bet your mom already put a wedding 417 00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:34,240 announcement in the paper 418 00:18:34,319 --> 00:18:36,558 listen 419 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,080 ladies 420 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:40,399 the trust money 421 00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:43,199 will let us stay together and work on 422 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,798 our music 423 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,880 me and my bandmates 424 00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:48,879 you just happen to be my two beautiful 425 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:51,919 brothers oh my god this so is your 426 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:52,799 lesbian fantasy no no no it is a career 427 00:18:51,919 --> 00:18:55,200 move 428 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:57,119 for all of us so you're saying you would 429 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,759 actually go through a real wedding it's 430 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,798 one weekend then back to normal 431 00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:01,679 normal 432 00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:03,038 right 433 00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:04,320 i don't know my parents would figure it 434 00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:06,640 out we'll be married before they can say 435 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:08,798 mazeltov mel 436 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:11,600 this is your chance okay produce a hit 437 00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:12,960 record make it in the big time yeah 438 00:19:11,599 --> 00:19:15,038 maybe work with 439 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,919 pharrell ben wait what do you get out of 440 00:19:15,038 --> 00:19:18,000 all this 441 00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:20,480 uh if the record's a hit i get to quit 442 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:23,119 my day job 443 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,798 and you know we get to 444 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:26,079 stay together 445 00:19:24,798 --> 00:19:28,160 us this 446 00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:30,720 little family of ours 447 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,720 i want that 448 00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:35,440 you know we already raise a dog and 449 00:19:33,599 --> 00:19:37,199 share a netflix account come on our odds 450 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:39,759 are better than most couples we're not a 451 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:42,640 couple we're treated yes semantics are 452 00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:44,720 we gonna do this um 453 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:47,120 you're crazy but i'm in 454 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,120 allie 455 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:54,960 forgive me god 456 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,720 i'm in 457 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,919 so that was it the double wedding plan 458 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,000 was in motion 459 00:19:57,919 --> 00:20:02,400 except we forgot about one new person in 460 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,400 the mix 461 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,360 cassie 462 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,200 hey 463 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,639 well i guess i didn't scare you off no 464 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,080 i've been trying to make it every day 465 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,120 have you wait did you go to my eight 466 00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:13,759 o'clock 467 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:16,479 i'm sorry i switched it to 10. oh yeah 468 00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:17,440 yeah you weren't there yeah 469 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,000 oh 470 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:22,400 sorry oh i got it 471 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,319 okay you live on ocean i live on dune oh 472 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,400 my oh hey neighbor 473 00:20:24,319 --> 00:20:29,678 we should hang out sometime sure yeah 474 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:33,200 i'd like that um do you like biking i 475 00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:33,200 love hiking love love love it 476 00:20:33,279 --> 00:20:37,839 well i meant biking but uh actually 477 00:20:35,919 --> 00:20:40,480 why don't you come over my place tonight 478 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:41,918 for a barbecue yeah milo's having some 479 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,159 people over 480 00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:46,559 oh milo yeah he's moving to costa rica 481 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:48,400 for a year to teach so uh some friends 482 00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:51,359 are throwing him a little going away oh 483 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:53,840 he's moving bummer 484 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:57,199 uh yeah i'd love to come all right cool 485 00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:58,319 well i probably should mention um my 486 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,319 friends are 487 00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:03,038 hardcore vegetarians 488 00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:04,720 love hardcore vegetarians yeah 489 00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:06,558 all right cool well 490 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,880 i'll see you later then 491 00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,879 see you 492 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:15,600 mel was submitting 493 00:21:12,079 --> 00:21:17,359 mel dating your yogi oh shanti 494 00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:19,519 so listen mal 495 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:22,479 try not to talk too much about work okay 496 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:24,400 think two-way conversation all right 497 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:25,839 just make her laugh that's what women 498 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,320 want 499 00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:31,119 what seriously as if you know what women 500 00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:33,759 want no no women like to be listened to 501 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:35,279 duh everybody likes to be listened to no 502 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:37,119 show her you have some opinions what 503 00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:39,440 have you ever listened to a woman wha 504 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:41,119 what what do you mean okay why don't you 505 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,880 guys stop bringing your issues into my 506 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,798 date okay i'm just going to a 507 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,039 vegetarian possibly semi-lesbian 508 00:21:44,798 --> 00:21:48,000 barbecue okay no big deal 509 00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:49,200 he doesn't know the first thing about 510 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:53,839 women 511 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:58,679 no it's off with the scarf hmm the hair 512 00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:58,678 let's loosen this up 513 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:04,079 they're hot how the hell do you do that 514 00:22:02,558 --> 00:22:05,759 it's in the gene's sister we're not 515 00:22:04,079 --> 00:22:07,038 talking old navy 516 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:09,900 everybody 517 00:22:07,038 --> 00:22:13,328 she's here 518 00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:13,329 [Music] 519 00:22:14,798 --> 00:22:18,639 hi 520 00:22:16,079 --> 00:22:18,639 come on in 521 00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:27,359 cassie this is ben and ally my roommates 522 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:29,679 hi hello nice to meet you hi i'm ben oh 523 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:31,279 hi great earrings hey where are you from 524 00:22:29,679 --> 00:22:32,880 mel says you teach yoga oh can i get you 525 00:22:31,279 --> 00:22:35,359 a beer how long have you lived in malibu 526 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,640 are you wearing narciso rodriguez 527 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,719 um 528 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:42,000 i'm actually from san francisco a beer 529 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:44,079 no thanks i teach ashtanga yoga and yes 530 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,960 i am wearing narcisso 531 00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:48,158 okay 532 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,159 ready bye yeah 533 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:54,240 ladies 534 00:22:50,798 --> 00:22:56,480 hi listen we're um we're having a little 535 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,000 get-together tonight in our our place 536 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,480 and we were hoping you and your friend 537 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:03,038 would be friendly and and join us maybe 538 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:05,200 some other time thank you though 539 00:23:03,038 --> 00:23:06,960 if you change your mind we're here as in 540 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,960 um 541 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,640 right here 542 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,159 friendly neighbors 543 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,799 yeah 544 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:16,559 you have no idea 545 00:23:14,798 --> 00:23:20,599 such a cute couple 546 00:23:16,558 --> 00:23:20,599 maybe cassie can be our bridesmaid 547 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:30,399 so we've got drinks inside food's over 548 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:32,869 there yes and um everything's totally 549 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:36,559 vegan oh thank goodness 550 00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:40,079 [Music] 551 00:23:36,558 --> 00:23:44,158 good to see you how are you i'm good 552 00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:48,000 great actually you look good you look 553 00:23:44,159 --> 00:23:50,880 happy i am what can i get you i'm gonna 554 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:53,440 do two white wines maybe come on it's a 555 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,440 saturday 556 00:23:53,759 --> 00:23:57,519 birthday 557 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:58,959 yes kind of nervous 558 00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:02,079 you can say that 559 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:04,798 listen i make a mean skinny margarita 560 00:24:02,079 --> 00:24:06,720 okay how about a tequila float i highly 561 00:24:04,798 --> 00:24:08,079 recommend all right i feel like i'm on 562 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:11,120 vacation 563 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:13,519 here's to a little first date good luck 564 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:18,278 okay these are beautiful 565 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:18,278 okay love i'll see you in a bit bye 566 00:24:19,679 --> 00:24:24,400 while mel was busy falling in love she 567 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,720 was forgetting we had two 568 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,960 weddings to plan but who can blame her 569 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:31,600 who wouldn't love cassie she was pretty 570 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:34,000 damn hot i'm really glad we did this 571 00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:36,959 yeah me too 572 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,400 i had a really good time 573 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,759 um 574 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:42,080 i'd love to 575 00:24:39,759 --> 00:24:46,200 do it again i mean hang out if 576 00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:46,199 you i would love that 577 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:07,670 you're coming home with me okay 578 00:25:01,089 --> 00:25:07,669 [Music] 579 00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:12,038 i'm so glad you came with me today 580 00:25:15,809 --> 00:25:22,839 [Music] 581 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,839 i really really like you 582 00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:28,639 [Music] 583 00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:38,559 meanwhile ben and i were still in our 584 00:25:33,919 --> 00:25:38,559 post-college platonic romance 585 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:46,889 ellie listen this is new 586 00:25:43,579 --> 00:25:46,889 [Music] 587 00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:51,519 touch 588 00:25:49,278 --> 00:25:53,839 open up 589 00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:58,639 and dead heart 590 00:25:53,839 --> 00:26:00,959 i always got you out of love 591 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,440 so you glide 592 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:06,798 and you hide 593 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:09,798 and believe that's who you 594 00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,798 are 595 00:26:12,769 --> 00:26:15,900 [Music] 596 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:25,600 that's nice 597 00:26:22,079 --> 00:26:29,599 i like that yeah 598 00:26:25,599 --> 00:26:29,599 nice 18-hour barbecue 599 00:26:30,159 --> 00:26:35,120 yes we had a great time 600 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,798 and no you may not ask any questions hey 601 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:39,359 you see the deal 602 00:26:36,798 --> 00:26:41,359 that is so not any of your business yeah 603 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,479 we totally hooked up 604 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,798 so you did 605 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:47,120 yeah and it was amazing clearly you 606 00:26:44,798 --> 00:26:48,400 followed my advice your advice 607 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,239 you know what i'll tell you something 608 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,840 you are so full of [ __ ] you know nothing 609 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,720 about this hannah i'm full of it yes 610 00:26:51,839 --> 00:26:53,309 really 611 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,960 of course 612 00:26:53,309 --> 00:26:58,720 [Music] 613 00:26:54,960 --> 00:27:02,000 now it was time to make our bond legit 614 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,000 off to find our wedding rings 615 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:10,558 let's find one we all like 616 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,480 done come here you're in on this too 617 00:27:10,558 --> 00:27:15,759 sure 618 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:17,278 oh that's nice allie look oh my god 619 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,798 that's gorgeous 620 00:27:17,278 --> 00:27:20,398 how about we just get something fake 621 00:27:18,798 --> 00:27:21,918 who's gonna know the difference my 622 00:27:20,398 --> 00:27:23,278 family's already upset about the rushed 623 00:27:21,919 --> 00:27:26,000 wedding you know least we can do is get 624 00:27:23,278 --> 00:27:27,759 a decent rink guys give me some slack 625 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:32,558 that's tough being the only groom you 626 00:27:27,759 --> 00:27:34,879 cannot have a romantic bone in your body 627 00:27:32,558 --> 00:27:38,558 is that any way to talk to your fiance 628 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:42,240 excuse me um can we see uh these two 629 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:42,240 absolutely lovely choices 630 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:49,759 so what is your return policy on wedding 631 00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:51,759 rings well we sincerely hope all of our 632 00:27:49,759 --> 00:27:54,158 matches are made in heaven 633 00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:56,640 but you have six weeks for a change of 634 00:27:54,159 --> 00:27:59,919 heart full refund sweetie oh my god now 635 00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:02,480 that fits try it on 636 00:27:59,919 --> 00:28:05,038 well you two make a beautiful couple but 637 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,640 no no no we're uh we're just roommates 638 00:28:05,038 --> 00:28:08,720 oh you don't have to hide your love here 639 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,720 sweetie no diamonds are forever we 640 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,720 believe in tying the knot 641 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,880 making a commitment is a wonderful thing 642 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:18,720 as long as you do it with diamonds 643 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,720 matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper 644 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,798 this is so expensive no 645 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:28,399 wow that that is nice 646 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,759 okay how about we split this on three 647 00:28:28,398 --> 00:28:32,079 credit cards you guys okay with that 648 00:28:29,759 --> 00:28:34,798 yeah sure all right well i'll just go 649 00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:36,720 wrap these up for the three of you 650 00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:39,918 i'll be right back 651 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:43,120 we have the seating charts the caterer 652 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:45,679 music flowers bartender 653 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:47,519 uh menus oh thank god we're skipping a 654 00:28:45,679 --> 00:28:48,720 bachelorette 655 00:28:47,519 --> 00:28:51,759 sweetie if you want a bachelorette we 656 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:55,360 can throw you a bachelorette no 657 00:28:51,759 --> 00:28:57,759 here you go sure okay 658 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:58,879 may i just say again you're a beautiful 659 00:28:57,759 --> 00:29:01,759 couple 660 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:04,360 and if that's your sperm donor 661 00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:07,569 handsome devil 662 00:29:04,359 --> 00:29:07,569 [Music] 663 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,398 great news about the demo man you're an 664 00:29:12,079 --> 00:29:15,918 artiste it's a gift from josh it's gonna 665 00:29:14,398 --> 00:29:18,079 be great to get back in the studio now 666 00:29:15,919 --> 00:29:20,080 that you and uh ally are getting married 667 00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:22,000 sally giving it to you bro we're like 668 00:29:20,079 --> 00:29:24,960 brother and sister seriously really 669 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,798 nothing's going on you're [ __ ] 670 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,519 haven't you ever had a platonic 671 00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:32,000 relationship with a woman with a woman 672 00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:35,038 yeah with a baby like ally dude no way 673 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:36,640 just couldn't work it'd be a waste 674 00:29:35,038 --> 00:29:39,038 she's definitely a cool girl i mean 675 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:41,759 she's beautiful she's smart 676 00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:43,679 and that body is just sick 677 00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:47,519 i've even created my own mantra for her 678 00:29:43,679 --> 00:29:49,600 dude ali ali ali om 679 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,879 tr 680 00:29:49,599 --> 00:29:51,759 you wouldn't care if i asked her out 681 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,880 right 682 00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:54,720 wait 683 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:58,159 you want to ask ally out 684 00:29:54,720 --> 00:30:00,159 yeah maybe like on a date like food 685 00:29:58,159 --> 00:30:02,480 beverage music maybe even some wheat 686 00:30:00,159 --> 00:30:04,880 like a nice date what's the problem 687 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,640 what's the problem what are you thinking 688 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,720 i'm thinking she's hot and i'm not 689 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:12,399 interested in being her platonic buddy 690 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,440 that's your job dude look forget it okay 691 00:30:12,398 --> 00:30:14,639 you guys 692 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,640 never work 693 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,720 uh aly's a lesbian by the way yeah she 694 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:22,720 just told me freaking kidding me yeah 695 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:25,600 tragic but it's her choice 696 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,600 we gotta respect that 697 00:30:26,398 --> 00:30:32,319 oh so the next morning i got a package 698 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:34,720 my mother's wedding dress she sent it 699 00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:36,720 it was all getting very real 700 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,690 dress rehearsal time mel and ben were 701 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,960 waiting to see me in it 702 00:30:37,690 --> 00:30:43,840 [Music] 703 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,720 marrying ben my ex-boyfriend who cheated 704 00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:46,639 on me 705 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,839 i was nervous as hell 706 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,278 who wouldn't be 707 00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:51,839 anyway we had to go through with the 708 00:30:49,278 --> 00:30:51,839 plan 709 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:59,678 so 710 00:30:57,839 --> 00:31:02,079 do i look like a real bride 711 00:30:59,679 --> 00:31:03,759 you look incredibly beautiful 712 00:31:02,079 --> 00:31:06,398 wow 713 00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:06,398 yeah you do 714 00:31:14,398 --> 00:31:16,479 what 715 00:31:15,359 --> 00:31:17,519 hey mel 716 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:21,120 look 717 00:31:17,519 --> 00:31:21,120 oh my god julie did this 718 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,200 what are you guys looking at 719 00:31:25,278 --> 00:31:29,519 uh cassie you're 720 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,558 super early wait what did that banner 721 00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:32,720 say 722 00:31:30,558 --> 00:31:34,960 uh my cousin 723 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,480 she has a like weird sense of humor i'll 724 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,720 be right there 725 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,720 okay 726 00:31:39,759 --> 00:31:42,000 nice dress 727 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,480 uh 728 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,960 yeah thanks it's for uh 729 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,819 musical theater 730 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:51,430 wedding thing 731 00:31:47,819 --> 00:31:51,429 [Music] 732 00:31:52,398 --> 00:31:55,599 mel should tell cassie 733 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:56,960 what 734 00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:58,158 just casually mentioned to the person 735 00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,240 that you're newly dating that you're 736 00:31:58,159 --> 00:32:01,919 actually getting married this weekend to 737 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,200 your roommate no sounds like an awesome 738 00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:04,799 date 739 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:08,799 hey dance with me 740 00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:22,088 what i need to practice come on 741 00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:22,088 [Music] 742 00:32:23,278 --> 00:32:26,278 so 743 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:37,480 [Music] 744 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,480 so 745 00:32:39,119 --> 00:32:42,239 [Music] 746 00:32:48,398 --> 00:32:51,199 melanie 747 00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:53,519 hey what's up 748 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,120 chad i i was uh we're still on for 749 00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:59,278 thursday right 750 00:32:55,119 --> 00:32:59,278 yep cool later 751 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,440 friend 752 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,120 yeah he's a 753 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:08,679 just a bass player we work together he's 754 00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:08,678 kind of a dork actually 755 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:15,359 what a dog 756 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,360 i know right total dog 757 00:33:15,359 --> 00:33:19,359 i meant ben 758 00:33:17,359 --> 00:33:23,959 oh god i'm so sorry you know sometimes i 759 00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:23,959 just want to strangle him you know 760 00:33:24,159 --> 00:33:30,159 gorgeous long time hey 761 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:32,159 philippa you smell good 762 00:33:30,159 --> 00:33:34,480 you're coming to my show right 763 00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:35,919 no excuses it's my birthday i'm spinning 764 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,440 yeah true 765 00:33:35,919 --> 00:33:39,919 fantastic 766 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:42,798 maybe we'll do a spa day first 767 00:33:39,919 --> 00:33:42,799 i'll call you tomorrow 768 00:33:46,398 --> 00:33:50,239 let me guess 769 00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:54,159 another dorky music friend 770 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:55,759 yeah she we just 771 00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:58,240 anybody want a beer 772 00:33:55,759 --> 00:34:00,240 shots of tequila several shots maybe 773 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:03,880 actually i'm gonna go home 774 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,880 it's been a long night 775 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,878 that was a nightmare 776 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,878 girl that ship is gonna sail go talk to 777 00:34:12,878 --> 00:34:15,878 her 778 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,358 oh look at that and else we talked to 779 00:34:31,918 --> 00:34:35,118 you know cassie's just the kind of girl 780 00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:38,480 i'd bring home to mom 781 00:34:35,119 --> 00:34:40,159 and you of course you then cassie 782 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:43,159 yeah that's if you were taking 783 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,159 girlfriends 784 00:34:45,659 --> 00:35:01,119 [Music] 785 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:05,839 [Applause] 786 00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:09,118 [Music] 787 00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:11,039 apart from some side drama at the club 788 00:35:09,119 --> 00:35:14,480 our two weddings were moving along 789 00:35:11,039 --> 00:35:17,440 right on schedule yesterday was amazing 790 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,440 way way better than most stag parties 791 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:22,240 wedding rock 792 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:24,320 so honeymoon south beach yeah 793 00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:26,719 oh yeah guys we're not having a 794 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,760 honeymoon 795 00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:30,319 but 796 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,520 now darling 797 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,119 it's time 798 00:35:31,519 --> 00:35:35,759 what now 799 00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:38,000 she's right just do it 800 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:40,000 just call mommy dearest tell her you got 801 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,320 married and uh just hit the highlights 802 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,320 you're gonna do fine 803 00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:52,000 hello mommy hi it's melanie sweetheart 804 00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:54,079 how are you i was just gonna call you i 805 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:58,239 have some news honey is it your 806 00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:59,280 sphincter again no mom i am i got 807 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,439 married 808 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:03,040 and i'm hillary clinton 809 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,159 no it's true we had a simple ceremony 810 00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:05,679 last night 811 00:36:04,159 --> 00:36:07,920 yeah mom i'm 812 00:36:05,679 --> 00:36:12,598 married dan 813 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:12,599 pick up the phone right now 814 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:22,320 yes ben and i were so in love we 815 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:24,480 couldn't wait so our our friend stephen 816 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:26,880 he's a minister we're here today 817 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,920 to bring together mel 818 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,160 ben 819 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,440 and holy matrimony 820 00:36:30,159 --> 00:36:33,519 mel 821 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,200 do you take this fantastically dressed 822 00:36:33,519 --> 00:36:36,559 sex pot of a man 823 00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:37,739 oh i do 824 00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:38,838 you may kiss the 825 00:36:37,739 --> 00:36:41,199 [Music] 826 00:36:38,838 --> 00:36:42,480 bride allie was my maid of honor and she 827 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:43,679 also played the bongos which was really 828 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,039 weird because nobody knew that she could 829 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:47,279 play the blonde clothes 830 00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:49,440 oh yeah it was so spiritual magical 831 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,119 almost i mean i feel so blessed to have 832 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:54,000 you know friends like these ben feels 833 00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:54,720 the same way my husband not yet thank 834 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,719 you 835 00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:59,598 not yet 836 00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,799 uh smell seriously 837 00:36:59,599 --> 00:37:03,760 cut the crap 838 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:06,720 all right you got married yes daddy 839 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:10,480 mazzle tough i mean to who nick 840 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:12,000 no that drama vince no no not vanessa i 841 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,920 mean vince 842 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,039 daddy i married ben my roommate we're in 843 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,039 love 844 00:37:15,039 --> 00:37:18,000 so i said um 845 00:37:17,039 --> 00:37:19,759 doc 846 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,719 what the heck 847 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,040 that's something that you say when you 848 00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:27,439 buy a sandwich not get married 849 00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:30,000 i i mean besides uh isn't he a gay 850 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:31,838 no daddy he's not a gay okay stop it i 851 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:34,480 always knew there was something going on 852 00:37:31,838 --> 00:37:36,480 between the two of you benjamin i 853 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,240 remember him yeah yeah 854 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,599 sorta uh 855 00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,919 anyway he's got a really good jewish 856 00:37:39,599 --> 00:37:43,760 name actually he's irish catholic 857 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:46,000 irish catholic 858 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,440 good in him 859 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,800 what's he do 860 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:52,880 sound designer computer stuff wonderful 861 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,079 he's employed thank god he's not a 862 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,280 musician 863 00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:59,680 um 864 00:37:55,280 --> 00:38:02,000 he's a great guy handsome smart when are 865 00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:05,598 you bringing him home sweetheart never 866 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,960 er i mean next year maybe give just give 867 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:10,680 everyone my love okay bye mom love you 868 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,679 love you love you bye 869 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,920 they sounded so 870 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,559 happy 871 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:30,400 all because of a wedding wow 872 00:38:28,559 --> 00:38:33,039 how many friends share a ring 873 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,039 anna grill groom 874 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:40,559 [Music] 875 00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:44,599 [ __ ] 876 00:38:40,559 --> 00:38:44,599 here i'll sing the low part 877 00:38:47,719 --> 00:39:01,679 [Music] 878 00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:03,358 you like it 879 00:39:01,679 --> 00:39:05,199 yeah 880 00:39:03,358 --> 00:39:06,719 i wrote it for you 881 00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:09,279 yeah i thought i thought it'd be great 882 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,279 for your voice 883 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,519 my mom always said i was an idiot you 884 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,240 know for uh 885 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:18,239 for hurting you 886 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:22,240 mom there's a wonderful person 887 00:39:24,110 --> 00:39:29,480 [Music] 888 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,480 and so was your dad 889 00:39:29,519 --> 00:39:33,440 i can't imagine what it was like to lose 890 00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:33,440 them both 891 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,320 you guys 892 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,480 i need your help 893 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:43,720 we have thank yous to write 894 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,719 on it 895 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:54,799 you two playing together reminds me of 896 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,480 our first gig freshman year 897 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,800 you're terrible 898 00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,320 he's not a bad person you know 899 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,560 he was just kind of 900 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,559 young 901 00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,959 on 902 00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:20,748 [Music] 903 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,760 please you said you wouldn't get 904 00:40:22,318 --> 00:40:28,960 emotional it's just that i am so happy 905 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:31,200 my youngest is getting married 906 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:34,500 come on please please 907 00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:38,598 oh i'm gonna miss you you know 908 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:38,599 [Music] 909 00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:56,480 [Music] 910 00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:03,279 [Music] 911 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,719 friend of the bride 912 00:41:12,318 --> 00:41:16,800 ever since fourth grade 913 00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,559 for me it was love at first sight 914 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:22,000 i know what you mean 915 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:24,239 first of all do you alexander martin 916 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,800 take this man benjamin o'shea 917 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,799 be your lovely wife 918 00:41:27,909 --> 00:41:54,639 [Music] 919 00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:57,039 do you feel 920 00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:57,039 different 921 00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:03,119 i i don't know 922 00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:05,838 how do you feel me 923 00:42:03,119 --> 00:42:07,838 uh starving 924 00:42:05,838 --> 00:42:09,519 yeah let's hit the after party 925 00:42:07,838 --> 00:42:10,559 it's our wedding reception not an after 926 00:42:09,519 --> 00:42:14,199 party 927 00:42:10,559 --> 00:42:14,199 right sorry 928 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:32,860 really 929 00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,859 [Music] 930 00:42:35,159 --> 00:42:40,199 [Music] 931 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,960 so many letters in 932 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,188 [Music] 933 00:42:56,019 --> 00:43:00,719 [Music] 934 00:42:57,679 --> 00:43:01,598 excuse me gather around please 935 00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,959 ben 936 00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:05,119 and ali 937 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:07,280 we would like to give you our blessings 938 00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:08,640 and celebrate this day 939 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,839 with family 940 00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:12,400 and friends 941 00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:13,279 we are so happy for both of you 942 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,039 and 943 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,960 we welcome you ben 944 00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:19,679 to our family 945 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:22,559 even if yours isn't here anymore 946 00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:22,559 don't you worry son 947 00:43:23,358 --> 00:43:33,840 we're your family now 948 00:43:25,739 --> 00:43:33,839 [Applause] 949 00:43:34,318 --> 00:43:38,159 see what made my mom and dad really 950 00:43:35,838 --> 00:43:41,519 happy 951 00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:44,250 wow my guy really has a way with women 952 00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:53,949 oh if you only knew 953 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:53,949 [Music] 954 00:43:59,119 --> 00:44:02,000 what is all this 955 00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:03,039 it's just some stuff that we ordered for 956 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,480 the house 957 00:44:03,039 --> 00:44:05,358 three blenders 958 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,559 yeah 959 00:44:05,358 --> 00:44:11,519 we couldn't decide if we wanted uh 960 00:44:08,559 --> 00:44:14,239 titanium heads or uh 10 speed that's the 961 00:44:11,519 --> 00:44:16,639 golf clubs else weed whacker wait do you 962 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:18,719 guys even garden 963 00:44:16,639 --> 00:44:23,480 cassie we need to talk 964 00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,480 we'll uh give you some space 965 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:28,240 i don't quite know how to say this but 966 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:30,400 a couple of days ago i got married to 967 00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:32,559 ben just as friends totally as friends 968 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,240 what wait what are you talking about and 969 00:44:32,559 --> 00:44:36,799 ally 970 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:38,000 also who got married coincidentally to 971 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,800 ben 972 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,400 just 973 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,680 last saturday in san diego i was her 974 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,599 maid of honor but ben and i just had 975 00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:45,118 this small intimate commitment ceremony 976 00:44:43,599 --> 00:44:46,880 it wasn't a big deal what do you mean no 977 00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:48,880 big deal well i mean i can explain 978 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:50,960 because it's about this trust fund it's 979 00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:53,280 not real it's just for the demo 980 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:55,358 wait what what's going on here i thought 981 00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,640 we were on the same page i am we are on 982 00:44:55,358 --> 00:44:57,838 the same page i just had to keep this 983 00:44:56,639 --> 00:45:00,639 wedding thing going for a little while 984 00:44:57,838 --> 00:45:02,799 longer for my family okay this is insane 985 00:45:00,639 --> 00:45:05,199 you know how i feel and you went and 986 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,880 staged a fake marriage for money and i'm 987 00:45:05,199 --> 00:45:08,879 supposed to be okay with that 988 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,160 listen no you listen 989 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,920 i've had to put up with your multiple 990 00:45:10,159 --> 00:45:14,000 dating your bisexuality and your high 991 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,599 sugar diet which makes you frankly damn 992 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,519 moody but i'm not gonna put up with a 993 00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:20,160 husband or a wife for that matter or 994 00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:22,960 whatever it is you guys are doing 995 00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:24,000 are you polygamists is that what you are 996 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,440 why don't you just tell me you were 997 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,760 polygamists i mean you can do whatever 998 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,240 you want in utah but why didn't you just 999 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:32,079 tell me no we are not polygamous why 1000 00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:34,479 does everybody think that well maybe 1001 00:45:32,079 --> 00:45:36,000 because there's three of you and you're 1002 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:39,519 all married 1003 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:41,920 i don't know i call that crowded 1004 00:45:39,519 --> 00:45:44,159 i don't know where i fit into all this 1005 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:46,960 so i'm leaving enjoy your multiple 1006 00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:49,440 blenders and your weed whackers and 1007 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:51,760 whatever else you polygamous do wait 1008 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:54,318 wait wait cassie wait up 1009 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,319 oh yeah 1010 00:45:56,559 --> 00:45:59,759 oh 1011 00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:02,639 you're not my daughter 1012 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:06,160 and who might you be i'm uh my those 1013 00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:06,159 shorts are very short 1014 00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:11,199 sweetheart 1015 00:46:09,358 --> 00:46:12,559 sweetheart 1016 00:46:11,199 --> 00:46:15,559 mom 1017 00:46:12,559 --> 00:46:15,559 ugh 1018 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:27,240 wouldn't let me bring it on the planet 1019 00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:31,389 [Music] 1020 00:46:39,519 --> 00:46:43,719 stuck go get some starting pictures 1021 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:48,000 so how do you know my daughter oh she's 1022 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,680 my um uh personal trainer i'm doing a 1023 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:53,599 triathlon wait it doesn't fit me it's 1024 00:46:49,679 --> 00:46:55,440 fit size for you i'm sorry oh hey 1025 00:46:53,599 --> 00:46:57,838 could you go hide the present what was 1026 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,720 that deal oh what a day for uh mel and 1027 00:46:57,838 --> 00:47:00,960 ben 1028 00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,959 oh 1029 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,440 bring it in buddy we got some drinking 1030 00:47:04,559 --> 00:47:06,900 to do 1031 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,800 hey male mel 1032 00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:11,440 [Music] 1033 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:13,119 hey mel congrats julie the baby's 1034 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,000 leaking honey 1035 00:47:13,119 --> 00:47:16,240 oh 1036 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,239 okay 1037 00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:26,719 so you lovebirds decided to alopop yeah 1038 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,358 have him kind of fast yeah and then 1039 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,159 where is your family there they passed 1040 00:47:29,358 --> 00:47:33,119 away 1041 00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:36,000 oh i am so sorry but 1042 00:47:33,119 --> 00:47:38,400 well we are your family now sweetheart 1043 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,480 thanks that feels good 1044 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,400 oh so where are those wedding videos uh 1045 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:45,039 they're in my 1046 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:46,240 our uh our bedroom all right now i'm 1047 00:47:45,039 --> 00:47:48,480 confused 1048 00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:51,358 which room is ben and melon 1049 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:53,358 uh it's uh that one oh sweetheart i'll 1050 00:47:51,358 --> 00:47:55,039 put the presents in there wait wait a 1051 00:47:53,358 --> 00:47:56,799 second can you go to my room and put uh 1052 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:59,920 some event stuff in there and hide all 1053 00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:03,200 the pictures of me and cass got it 1054 00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:07,559 you want to help 1055 00:48:03,199 --> 00:48:07,558 okay just take it like that 1056 00:48:10,369 --> 00:48:13,480 [Music] 1057 00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:18,639 out of nowhere and suddenly rothman's in 1058 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:20,480 every nook and cranny i swear i think 1059 00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:21,598 they're multiplying 1060 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,440 well 1061 00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:26,079 they were dipped out of a wedding you 1062 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:28,400 think they'll stay all night 1063 00:48:26,079 --> 00:48:31,599 try all weekend 1064 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:34,210 this was not in my prenup 1065 00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:37,409 welcome to my crazy family 1066 00:48:34,210 --> 00:48:37,409 [Music] 1067 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:43,199 preston get in here before i bite you 1068 00:48:40,079 --> 00:48:43,200 okay buddy come on 1069 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,440 so 1070 00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:49,599 tell me what's all this business about 1071 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:52,318 eloping 1072 00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:55,039 nothing urgent was there 1073 00:48:52,318 --> 00:48:56,000 no sir no we were just ready to tie the 1074 00:48:55,039 --> 00:48:57,920 trust 1075 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,920 i mean uh not 1076 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,800 so pretty 1077 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:04,318 tiny ben seems to be getting along with 1078 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,760 daddy 1079 00:49:04,318 --> 00:49:07,679 and he would like it was like kind of 1080 00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,200 like a bottle and he would like put the 1081 00:49:07,679 --> 00:49:11,358 condom over the 1082 00:49:09,199 --> 00:49:13,919 coffee anyone oh 1083 00:49:11,358 --> 00:49:16,400 i'll take a sancha 1084 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:18,400 so sweetie were you surprised or were 1085 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:20,880 you in on their little secret 1086 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:25,280 mel didn't free the word oh 1087 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:25,280 that's what you need is a safe condom 1088 00:49:26,099 --> 00:49:30,239 [Music] 1089 00:49:28,639 --> 00:49:31,920 i did not think that they would show up 1090 00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,118 i'm so sorry i should have told you 1091 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:37,000 before 1092 00:49:33,119 --> 00:49:37,000 you're in pretty deep 1093 00:49:45,679 --> 00:49:50,480 sandy brothman mother of the bride 1094 00:49:48,639 --> 00:49:53,598 and uh you are 1095 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,599 ali's boyfriend 1096 00:49:53,679 --> 00:49:58,799 uh hi oscar 1097 00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:00,639 oh my gosh hi okay what are you doing 1098 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,920 here i was in the city on business and 1099 00:50:00,639 --> 00:50:03,519 thought i'd drop in 1100 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,039 ah there come and meet my beautiful 1101 00:50:03,519 --> 00:50:06,480 daughter melanie and her husband it's 1102 00:50:05,039 --> 00:50:08,239 been a long time since i've seen you 1103 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,079 oscar like how long like forever right 1104 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,919 just a couple days um you know right now 1105 00:50:10,079 --> 00:50:12,720 is really not a good time so you should 1106 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,599 just 1107 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:18,480 looks like a party to me hey hey oscar 1108 00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:20,318 buddy uh it's great to see you uh hey i 1109 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:22,880 feel my family just just dropped by 1110 00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:25,039 unexpectedly uh hey mom the uh the 1111 00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:28,000 dessert forks are in that top drawer oh 1112 00:50:25,039 --> 00:50:30,719 how sweet already calling you mom i 1113 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:34,079 thought you didn't have any family oh hi 1114 00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:35,759 kayla rothman oh hi uh alejandra must 1115 00:50:34,079 --> 00:50:38,400 have a bigger family than i thought are 1116 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,720 you mexican too oh of course not 1117 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,720 sweetheart i'm jewish 1118 00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:45,439 oh he's so cute oh yeah you know we 1119 00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:47,679 should really go hang out by the pool 1120 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:50,079 you like to salsa i took ballroom 1121 00:50:47,679 --> 00:50:52,849 dancing last year come on let's show him 1122 00:50:50,079 --> 00:50:57,869 how it's done 1123 00:50:52,849 --> 00:50:57,868 [Music] 1124 00:50:58,318 --> 00:51:03,920 and of course the mortons came over 1125 00:51:00,318 --> 00:51:06,719 uninvited as usual carrying our mail dan 1126 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:10,079 rockman father of the bride right in 1127 00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:12,318 this place you gotta be kidding me 1128 00:51:10,079 --> 00:51:14,160 oh i put eight ounces of viagra in the 1129 00:51:12,318 --> 00:51:18,199 guacamole 1130 00:51:14,159 --> 00:51:18,199 always gets a party going 1131 00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,960 max no no stop 1132 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,079 don't let the mortons anywhere near my 1133 00:51:30,639 --> 00:51:33,440 family and keep everybody away from this 1134 00:51:32,079 --> 00:51:37,079 guacamole there's enough viagra in here 1135 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,079 to kill my grandpa 1136 00:51:46,119 --> 00:51:59,279 [Music] 1137 00:51:57,838 --> 00:52:01,199 ben wait 1138 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,880 hmm 1139 00:52:01,199 --> 00:52:05,039 trek's right here 1140 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:07,358 morton's had it just stop eating that 1141 00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:10,300 just stop okay should we open it no no 1142 00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:17,440 no let's wait for ally 1143 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:20,000 [Music] 1144 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,280 i love that cassie 1145 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,800 you think maybe she's thinking about 1146 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,400 moving in 1147 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,720 not that i know of 1148 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:27,920 so i'm a little confused who'd you say 1149 00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:31,439 got married 1150 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:33,280 julie and her husband uh pablo uh the 1151 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:36,960 whole family came in for a little uh 1152 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:39,680 reunion celebration baby shower 1153 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:43,199 how nice oh my god oh my goodness get up 1154 00:52:39,679 --> 00:52:46,679 there no no no no no sweet 1155 00:52:43,199 --> 00:52:46,679 max stop 1156 00:52:49,380 --> 00:52:54,079 [Music] 1157 00:52:51,599 --> 00:52:55,519 no no no oh 1158 00:52:54,079 --> 00:52:56,318 oh dear 1159 00:52:55,519 --> 00:52:58,239 oh 1160 00:52:56,318 --> 00:53:01,279 i'm so sorry let me help you oh that's 1161 00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:03,439 okay dear you mad 1162 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:07,640 i don't like lying 1163 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,639 i just want to make it right with you 1164 00:53:16,079 --> 00:53:19,760 okay 1165 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,079 i gotta go 1166 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,079 okay 1167 00:53:23,679 --> 00:53:28,879 you know i am having a pretty good time 1168 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,159 and much more relaxed than my first 1169 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,640 wedding 1170 00:53:30,159 --> 00:53:34,159 sandy where do i put the suitcases how 1171 00:53:32,639 --> 00:53:36,159 you holding up 1172 00:53:34,159 --> 00:53:38,879 um i'd rate this is probably the worst 1173 00:53:36,159 --> 00:53:40,078 day of my life sweetheart i forgot to 1174 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,680 tell you 1175 00:53:40,079 --> 00:53:42,559 we couldn't get a reservation until 1176 00:53:41,679 --> 00:53:44,799 tomorrow 1177 00:53:42,559 --> 00:53:46,640 so we're all staying here tonight and it 1178 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,318 just got worse 1179 00:53:46,639 --> 00:53:50,159 you don't mind do you deal 1180 00:53:48,318 --> 00:53:51,119 no no of course not the more family the 1181 00:53:50,159 --> 00:53:54,318 better 1182 00:53:51,119 --> 00:53:54,318 we won't be any bother 1183 00:53:54,639 --> 00:53:57,440 and where do you live now sweetheart 1184 00:53:56,559 --> 00:54:00,880 uh 1185 00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:02,318 i uh i actually just uh moved out 1186 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,240 very recently 1187 00:54:02,318 --> 00:54:05,358 in fact uh will you excuse me for a 1188 00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,879 second 1189 00:54:05,358 --> 00:54:10,318 i had to move out to cover from our 1190 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:12,480 storyline so uh so my room is now the 1191 00:54:10,318 --> 00:54:13,838 guest room i'm sorry they never stayed 1192 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,599 could you just please stay at cassie's 1193 00:54:13,838 --> 00:54:18,000 one night please 1194 00:54:15,599 --> 00:54:19,200 i'll try to catch her 1195 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,519 cassie 1196 00:54:19,199 --> 00:54:22,519 night bender 1197 00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:36,358 i'm not used to seeing you like this 1198 00:54:32,318 --> 00:54:36,358 jesus i'm so awake 1199 00:54:39,519 --> 00:54:43,280 maybe we should wait till ali gets here 1200 00:54:41,358 --> 00:54:45,199 you know i i i don't think i can sleep 1201 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,599 i'm so jumpy open it open alley that'll 1202 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,598 be fine 1203 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:54,319 damn i left my audition pages in mel's 1204 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:57,839 room you mean mel's in ben's room 1205 00:54:54,318 --> 00:54:57,838 right mind giving me a minute 1206 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:07,559 yeah 1207 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:07,559 oh yeah baby 1208 00:55:08,798 --> 00:55:11,280 yes 1209 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:15,440 oh this money is going to change our 1210 00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,318 lives 1211 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:18,240 no 1212 00:55:16,318 --> 00:55:21,558 i would marry you again 1213 00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,558 any day 1214 00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:29,300 [Music] 1215 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,079 how much guacamole did you have what 1216 00:55:34,829 --> 00:55:38,309 [Music] 1217 00:55:42,019 --> 00:55:48,400 [Music] 1218 00:55:46,838 --> 00:55:50,880 oh 1219 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:53,200 what was that 1220 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:56,160 you pissed as i walked into the room i 1221 00:55:53,199 --> 00:55:58,960 couldn't believe what i saw 1222 00:55:56,159 --> 00:56:01,039 my mexican heritage let them have it if 1223 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:04,880 i had guacamole or not they were both 1224 00:56:01,039 --> 00:56:07,920 just jerks 10 years of friendship 1225 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,920 i wanted annulment 1226 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:14,240 is everything okay 1227 00:56:14,559 --> 00:56:19,760 when i left that night our bond was 1228 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,280 broken i felt the worst i'd ever felt in 1229 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:23,520 my entire life 1230 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,200 plus it was the second time ben had done 1231 00:56:23,519 --> 00:56:26,559 this to me 1232 00:56:25,199 --> 00:56:28,879 she never wants to see me again i've 1233 00:56:26,559 --> 00:56:31,519 never had anybody say that to me before 1234 00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:33,920 i have much worse in fact 1235 00:56:31,519 --> 00:56:35,358 damn viagra guacamole i for what 1236 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:38,559 happened in college ally's never gonna 1237 00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:40,400 forgive me and as for my best friend mel 1238 00:56:38,559 --> 00:56:42,960 i can't even talk about how much that 1239 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,960 hurt sorry to disturb but uh in the 1240 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:47,760 midst of the family orgy last night i 1241 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:49,039 forgot my audition pages so ellie we 1242 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,799 need to talk 1243 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:52,480 we were ex 1244 00:56:50,798 --> 00:56:54,719 drunk and excited about the money of 1245 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:56,079 course you were excited isn't that just 1246 00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,159 the way it has to be between best 1247 00:56:56,079 --> 00:57:00,960 friends who have sex while their stupid 1248 00:56:58,159 --> 00:57:02,318 roommate moves out to cover for you 1249 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,318 how could you 1250 00:57:02,318 --> 00:57:06,318 ally please i'm i'm sorry no you know 1251 00:57:04,318 --> 00:57:08,639 what you are so full of [ __ ] 1252 00:57:06,318 --> 00:57:10,639 both of you 1253 00:57:08,639 --> 00:57:11,920 look first of all i didn't tell cassie a 1254 00:57:10,639 --> 00:57:14,879 thing all right she figured things out 1255 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:16,720 on her own and second 1256 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:18,559 i'm moving out 1257 00:57:16,719 --> 00:57:21,118 i'm staying at stevens until i can find 1258 00:57:18,559 --> 00:57:21,119 a place on my 1259 00:57:24,010 --> 01:54:49,450 [Music] 1260 00:57:25,440 --> 01:54:56,639 bon own 1261 00:57:31,199 --> 00:57:34,318 you know you were roommates first i'll 1262 00:57:33,119 --> 00:57:37,680 move out 1263 00:57:34,318 --> 00:57:37,679 maybe then allie will come back 1264 00:57:38,239 --> 00:57:43,759 we really messed up mel that was it we 1265 00:57:41,358 --> 00:57:45,358 were broken up trust fund or not and all 1266 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:48,060 of us making music together was 1267 00:57:45,358 --> 00:57:51,389 definitely over 1268 00:57:48,059 --> 00:57:51,389 [Music] 1269 00:57:51,679 --> 00:57:58,318 they say i got my father's laughter 1270 00:57:55,199 --> 00:58:01,838 but my mama's attitude 1271 00:57:58,318 --> 00:58:05,119 as soon as i know what i'm after 1272 00:58:01,838 --> 00:58:08,909 i can feel them working too 1273 00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:11,760 photograph some books and leather 1274 00:58:08,909 --> 00:58:14,639 [Music] 1275 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:16,720 memories keep me together i remember 1276 00:58:14,639 --> 00:58:20,000 when they said 1277 00:58:16,719 --> 00:58:23,598 look at the planets how they revolve 1278 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:26,719 look at the shooting star horizon look 1279 00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:30,240 at your life you can do it all 1280 00:58:26,719 --> 00:58:34,399 if you put your heart and mind in i hope 1281 00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:36,639 you remember when i'm gone that i loved 1282 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:39,849 you held 1283 00:58:36,639 --> 00:59:12,078 no matter what you can rise above 1284 00:58:39,849 --> 00:59:14,000 [Music] 1285 00:59:12,079 --> 00:59:15,680 i was staying with steven starting to 1286 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,440 forget about dreams for our brand and 1287 00:59:15,679 --> 00:59:18,960 hopes for our music 1288 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,920 you can stay with me as long as you want 1289 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,519 to 1290 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,200 but maybe talk to mel before you sign a 1291 00:59:21,519 --> 00:59:25,599 lease 1292 00:59:23,199 --> 00:59:27,439 okay give me a second so i finally 1293 00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:31,359 called mel back she said she had 1294 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:33,440 something to tell me in person 1295 00:59:31,358 --> 00:59:35,119 hey mel 1296 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:39,119 i got your message 1297 00:59:35,119 --> 00:59:42,318 i'm so so sorry no no no i i overreacted 1298 00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:44,318 no you had absolutely every right 1299 00:59:42,318 --> 00:59:47,599 and then i got an even bigger surprise 1300 00:59:44,318 --> 00:59:50,558 there he was guess mel surprised us both 1301 00:59:47,599 --> 00:59:50,559 mr wonderful 1302 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,119 [Music] 1303 00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,680 so i asked you guys to come here because 1304 00:59:55,119 --> 00:59:59,599 i really wanted to tell you something 1305 00:59:57,679 --> 01:00:01,519 in person 1306 00:59:59,599 --> 01:00:03,519 with the trust money i 1307 01:00:01,519 --> 01:00:05,838 i finished the demo 1308 01:00:03,519 --> 01:00:07,199 and the label loves it 1309 01:00:05,838 --> 01:00:10,558 they want to do a full album with us and 1310 01:00:07,199 --> 01:00:13,199 they offered us a huge advance 1311 01:00:10,559 --> 01:00:14,880 really that's amazing so with the trust 1312 01:00:13,199 --> 01:00:16,078 media i wanted to give it back 1313 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,079 since we don't need it anymore are you 1314 01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:21,119 guys okay with that yeah yeah of course 1315 01:00:18,079 --> 01:00:22,640 totally ali they loved your voice 1316 01:00:21,119 --> 01:00:24,960 and ben your songs 1317 01:00:22,639 --> 01:00:26,400 oh the songs are from all of us the 1318 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,420 other thing i wanted to tell you was 1319 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,838 since we're gonna have all of this money 1320 01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:31,760 [Music] 1321 01:00:29,838 --> 01:00:34,318 left over from the advance i put in a 1322 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,440 really low ball offer to my uncle to buy 1323 01:00:34,318 --> 01:00:37,519 this house 1324 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:40,000 and with the economy the way it is he 1325 01:00:37,519 --> 01:00:40,000 accepted 1326 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,199 when i lost you guys 1327 01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:47,119 i actually realized how much you mean to 1328 01:00:45,199 --> 01:00:49,199 me and then mel asked us to finish the 1329 01:00:47,119 --> 01:00:51,760 record and do it alone you know for real 1330 01:00:49,199 --> 01:00:51,759 this time 1331 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:57,119 is that a yes 1332 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:59,039 yes yes 1333 01:00:57,119 --> 01:01:00,318 come here are you guys gonna move back 1334 01:00:59,039 --> 01:01:02,639 in because that would make me really 1335 01:01:00,318 --> 01:01:05,119 really happy of course but i mean i can 1336 01:01:02,639 --> 01:01:07,039 only speak for myself so yeah yeah no 1337 01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:09,440 we'll make it work this time so that was 1338 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:11,358 it i forgave them there was a lot more 1339 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,519 at stake than a drunken hookup it was 1340 01:01:11,358 --> 01:01:15,358 time to get serious put this behind us 1341 01:01:13,519 --> 01:01:17,039 and make a hit record the label was 1342 01:01:15,358 --> 01:01:18,000 bringing in a big time producer from 1343 01:01:17,039 --> 01:01:19,599 london 1344 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,358 everyone was nervous 1345 01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:23,599 especially me 1346 01:01:21,358 --> 01:01:25,679 hey bob it's ben 1347 01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:27,359 sorry ben um 1348 01:01:25,679 --> 01:01:29,838 the roadies are unpacking a bit of gear 1349 01:01:27,358 --> 01:01:33,759 you won't mind giving a manager 1350 01:01:29,838 --> 01:01:36,239 uh no problem no you're the producer 1351 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:38,799 yes i am 1352 01:01:36,239 --> 01:01:42,318 listen up everybody we have got lots of 1353 01:01:38,798 --> 01:01:43,599 work to do so let's get cracking hello 1354 01:01:42,318 --> 01:01:46,719 trickle 1355 01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:48,240 are you doing such a prick 1356 01:01:46,719 --> 01:01:50,000 well the label thinks he's a god he 1357 01:01:48,239 --> 01:01:52,969 produced seven multi-platinum records 1358 01:01:50,000 --> 01:02:04,719 without me 1359 01:01:52,969 --> 01:02:06,798 [Music] 1360 01:02:04,719 --> 01:02:07,259 we all got down to making some serious 1361 01:02:06,798 --> 01:02:10,579 music 1362 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:10,579 [Music] 1363 01:02:14,318 --> 01:02:18,719 ben got a promotion and more deadlines 1364 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:20,079 than ever so he was kind of missing out 1365 01:02:18,719 --> 01:02:22,239 on being in the studio with us and 1366 01:02:20,079 --> 01:02:25,240 hearing the songs that he wrote come to 1367 01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,239 life 1368 01:02:26,809 --> 01:02:41,440 [Music] 1369 01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:42,559 that was beautiful 1370 01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,798 may i 1371 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:46,720 please 1372 01:02:44,798 --> 01:02:48,960 cassie and i were in the same boat we 1373 01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:51,038 were both betrayed she took off on a 1374 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:52,159 yoga retreat and i was writing music 1375 01:02:51,039 --> 01:02:54,960 nonstop 1376 01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:56,399 mostly about love and broken hearts 1377 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,050 no one knew they were really all about 1378 01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:01,389 ben 1379 01:02:58,050 --> 01:03:01,389 [Music] 1380 01:03:05,389 --> 01:03:13,650 [Music] 1381 01:03:14,159 --> 01:03:17,159 titles 1382 01:03:18,519 --> 01:03:21,719 [Music] 1383 01:03:23,079 --> 01:03:27,400 regrets of tragic 1384 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:33,119 [Music] 1385 01:03:30,079 --> 01:03:35,599 do you guys think it was awesome 1386 01:03:33,119 --> 01:03:38,599 [ __ ] it's cassie in costa rica 1387 01:03:35,599 --> 01:03:38,599 right 1388 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:50,798 hi 1389 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,680 how's costa rica uh it's good it's good 1390 01:03:50,798 --> 01:03:54,239 um 1391 01:03:51,679 --> 01:03:56,719 yeah having a great time out here 1392 01:03:54,239 --> 01:03:58,719 i just wanted to call and say hi 1393 01:03:56,719 --> 01:04:00,639 and uh 1394 01:03:58,719 --> 01:04:02,399 tell you that i've been 1395 01:04:00,639 --> 01:04:06,318 thinking about you 1396 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:07,838 really thinking about us i'm so so sorry 1397 01:04:06,318 --> 01:04:10,159 i know 1398 01:04:07,838 --> 01:04:10,838 after everything that happened 1399 01:04:10,159 --> 01:04:14,078 i 1400 01:04:10,838 --> 01:04:16,798 was i was really disappointed 1401 01:04:14,079 --> 01:04:17,839 and extremely hurt 1402 01:04:16,798 --> 01:04:20,480 i 1403 01:04:17,838 --> 01:04:23,440 haven't felt the way i feel about you in 1404 01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,440 a really long time 1405 01:04:24,838 --> 01:04:32,480 and it's a beautiful thing 1406 01:04:28,639 --> 01:04:34,159 and i really don't want to give up on us 1407 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:37,440 i uh 1408 01:04:34,159 --> 01:04:37,440 i really want to make this work 1409 01:04:38,559 --> 01:04:44,000 i miss you let me see too 1410 01:04:41,838 --> 01:04:47,038 we'll talk soon 1411 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,039 all right bye 1412 01:04:50,559 --> 01:04:54,400 so cassie and i are talking again 1413 01:04:53,599 --> 01:04:56,559 good 1414 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:58,480 i'm so scared of messing this up 1415 01:04:56,559 --> 01:05:02,319 i'll just be honest 1416 01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:05,280 and try to get her back that's the plan 1417 01:05:02,318 --> 01:05:05,279 you guys are so cute 1418 01:05:05,519 --> 01:05:10,960 sorry 1419 01:05:07,358 --> 01:05:10,960 hey which one of you guys called cassie 1420 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:17,659 well whoever it was thank you 1421 01:05:14,469 --> 01:05:17,659 [Applause] 1422 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:28,610 [Music] 1423 01:05:28,798 --> 01:05:31,440 that evening it was our last day of 1424 01:05:30,318 --> 01:05:33,119 recording 1425 01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:36,119 things in the studio weren't going very 1426 01:05:33,119 --> 01:05:36,119 well 1427 01:05:36,639 --> 01:05:39,358 you okay 1428 01:05:38,079 --> 01:05:41,119 why did the label people have to come 1429 01:05:39,358 --> 01:05:44,558 today 1430 01:05:41,119 --> 01:05:46,400 all right here we go everyone 1431 01:05:44,559 --> 01:05:48,798 last track 1432 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:51,519 you ready ali 1433 01:05:48,798 --> 01:05:53,679 yeah this is it this is a big one i can 1434 01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:56,318 feel it i can feel the magic 1435 01:05:53,679 --> 01:05:56,318 hit me with it 1436 01:05:59,798 --> 01:06:05,119 blazing kisses burning like 1437 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:12,240 it's all right no worries uh 1438 01:06:08,559 --> 01:06:16,850 let's uh one more time yeah you got it 1439 01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:20,019 blazing kisses burning like december 1440 01:06:16,849 --> 01:06:20,019 [Music] 1441 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:26,960 believe me gentlemen she's not normally 1442 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,960 like this 1443 01:06:27,599 --> 01:06:31,359 ali come on get into gear yeah 1444 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,719 these people want to pay for your next 1445 01:06:31,358 --> 01:06:35,838 record 1446 01:06:32,719 --> 01:06:39,318 yeah yeah okay can i make a suggestion 1447 01:06:35,838 --> 01:06:39,318 i'm going in 1448 01:06:47,539 --> 01:06:50,659 [Music] 1449 01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:56,759 hey just lay it on his vocals and count 1450 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:56,760 just in case 1451 01:06:59,469 --> 01:07:24,659 [Music] 1452 01:07:23,599 --> 01:07:32,829 me 1453 01:07:24,659 --> 01:07:32,828 [Music] 1454 01:07:34,639 --> 01:07:39,279 you take me higher and higher and bring 1455 01:07:37,119 --> 01:07:42,160 me down 1456 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:44,798 higher and higher and bring me down down 1457 01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:46,879 down with me higher and higher and bring 1458 01:07:44,798 --> 01:07:52,280 me down bring me down 1459 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:52,280 higher and higher and bring me down down 1460 01:07:54,400 --> 01:08:08,769 touch every piece 1461 01:07:56,789 --> 01:08:08,768 [Music] 1462 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:30,560 touch every piece 1463 01:08:11,949 --> 01:08:32,479 [Music] 1464 01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:34,640 congratulations everybody that is what i 1465 01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:37,009 call a hit record 1466 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:45,359 type some champagne 1467 01:08:37,010 --> 01:08:47,359 [Music] 1468 01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:49,679 you were awesome i was dying in there 1469 01:08:47,359 --> 01:08:53,120 thank you no no no you did all the hard 1470 01:08:49,679 --> 01:08:56,000 work she is brilliant brilliant i tell 1471 01:08:53,119 --> 01:08:57,920 you i cannot wait to record a solo album 1472 01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:00,399 with her you'll be involved in some way 1473 01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,399 of course 1474 01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:04,319 hey bob 1475 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:05,759 uh you know when you lay down the track 1476 01:09:04,319 --> 01:09:07,279 can you put a little bit more bass in 1477 01:09:05,759 --> 01:09:08,560 there yeah cause the highs are starting 1478 01:09:07,279 --> 01:09:09,759 to feel a little 1479 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,960 high 1480 01:09:09,759 --> 01:09:12,880 yeah it's ben 1481 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:15,838 and i'm not the tech 1482 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:17,119 ah yeah sorry roger that 1483 01:09:15,838 --> 01:09:18,880 ben 1484 01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:21,358 um i've got one of my guys on it uh 1485 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:23,600 kenny ben 1486 01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:23,600 what 1487 01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:28,959 gentlemen look 1488 01:09:26,238 --> 01:09:31,119 you were magnificent 1489 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:32,640 thank you it was nerve-wracking well get 1490 01:09:31,119 --> 01:09:34,158 used to it 1491 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,000 hey listen there's a there's a party 1492 01:09:34,158 --> 01:09:38,479 tonight down in malibu 1493 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:40,158 and uh one of my a r guys is in from 1494 01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:42,959 london so i thought you and i could go 1495 01:09:40,158 --> 01:09:45,198 down say a few hellos 1496 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:47,039 well i'm uh 1497 01:09:45,198 --> 01:09:48,479 i'm i'm sorry i uh 1498 01:09:47,039 --> 01:09:50,719 i don't think i can 1499 01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:50,718 go 1500 01:09:52,798 --> 01:09:56,719 uh 1501 01:09:54,158 --> 01:09:57,759 oh yeah listen babe that's uh it's 1502 01:09:56,719 --> 01:10:00,840 business 1503 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:04,320 the head of the label is gonna be there 1504 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:06,800 okay business 1505 01:10:04,319 --> 01:10:08,880 i'll pick you up at eight 1506 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,880 all right guys let's get down to some 1507 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,480 serious drinking 1508 01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:17,079 gentlemen 1509 01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:17,079 let's get some jumpers down now next 1510 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:25,119 just admit it you're so mad about what 1511 01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:28,000 happened in college 1512 01:10:25,119 --> 01:10:30,399 as if i care that was six years two and 1513 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:32,158 a half months and three days ago 1514 01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:34,639 tuesday 1515 01:10:32,158 --> 01:10:36,158 yeah see i'll never live that down why 1516 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:39,119 should you 1517 01:10:36,158 --> 01:10:40,479 you were a jerk yeah boy here we go with 1518 01:10:39,119 --> 01:10:42,079 you and mal there were 1519 01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:46,000 circumstances but in college you were 1520 01:10:42,079 --> 01:10:49,119 just a jerk come on ally 1521 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:51,359 what so what's going on with nigel then 1522 01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:52,719 what are you talking about well did you 1523 01:10:51,359 --> 01:10:54,880 sleep with him 1524 01:10:52,719 --> 01:10:57,359 it's none of your goddamn business who i 1525 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:58,319 sleep with uh yes it is 1526 01:10:57,359 --> 01:11:02,399 we're 1527 01:10:58,319 --> 01:11:02,399 married only when it suits you 1528 01:11:03,119 --> 01:11:08,079 we need to put the past behind us be 1529 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:10,719 reasonable i am a woman 1530 01:11:08,079 --> 01:11:12,880 i don't have to be reasonable and that's 1531 01:11:10,719 --> 01:11:15,920 why you love us 1532 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,920 are you in love with nigel 1533 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:21,440 she's such a prick 1534 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:27,199 nigel actually cares about oh nigel has 1535 01:11:25,039 --> 01:11:29,600 known you for three weeks and he cares 1536 01:11:27,198 --> 01:11:32,559 about one thing and you know exactly 1537 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:35,199 what that is i've cared about you for 1538 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:37,520 years hey you're the one who fell in 1539 01:11:35,198 --> 01:11:39,599 love with that frat guy like two seconds 1540 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,400 after we broke up that was to make you 1541 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,880 jealous 1542 01:11:40,399 --> 01:11:44,000 is that what's going on with nigel quiet 1543 01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,760 quiet everybody it's gonna happen it's 1544 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:48,719 gonna happen now 1545 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:50,320 he is not good enough for you 1546 01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:53,039 no one is 1547 01:11:50,319 --> 01:11:55,359 according to you 1548 01:11:53,039 --> 01:11:57,279 things are finally starting to look up 1549 01:11:55,359 --> 01:11:59,359 for me and i thought you'd be happy for 1550 01:11:57,279 --> 01:12:02,719 me 1551 01:11:59,359 --> 01:12:02,719 i am happy for you 1552 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:06,319 you deserve 1553 01:12:04,238 --> 01:12:07,839 all of it 1554 01:12:06,319 --> 01:12:09,359 come on ben 1555 01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:11,279 [Music] 1556 01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:13,409 we both know 1557 01:12:11,279 --> 01:12:15,279 you'll never know how to be serious 1558 01:12:13,409 --> 01:12:18,559 [Music] 1559 01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:20,800 i think i'm losing you i i've never been 1560 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:24,880 more serious in my life 1561 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:27,820 we may be a little different okay but 1562 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:30,400 we're a family okay nobody can deny that 1563 01:12:27,819 --> 01:12:33,119 [Music] 1564 01:12:30,399 --> 01:12:36,799 and we love each other 1565 01:12:33,119 --> 01:12:38,880 you hurt me i know i know and 1566 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:42,440 and i want to make it up to you for the 1567 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:42,440 rest of my life 1568 01:12:43,210 --> 01:12:50,869 [Music] 1569 01:13:03,279 --> 01:13:05,840 marry me 1570 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,840 no i mean it you'll marry me for real 1571 01:13:08,719 --> 01:13:12,480 this time 1572 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:14,079 i i can't i can't imagine one day in my 1573 01:13:12,479 --> 01:13:17,119 life without you 1574 01:13:14,079 --> 01:13:18,960 in the same room in the same bed 1575 01:13:17,119 --> 01:13:21,819 you me 1576 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:26,239 mel cassie all of us 1577 01:13:21,819 --> 01:13:28,799 [Music] 1578 01:13:26,238 --> 01:13:28,799 marry me 1579 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:35,440 is that a yes 1580 01:13:33,198 --> 01:13:38,879 yes yes a yes 1581 01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:41,439 you're crazy come here i love you 1582 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:44,440 yes yes 1583 01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:44,439 yes 1584 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:49,930 [Music] 1585 01:13:51,119 --> 01:13:56,198 okay awesome ben i think this calls for 1586 01:13:53,119 --> 01:13:56,198 a celebration 1587 01:14:00,319 --> 01:14:07,960 so just like that we all became the big 1588 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:07,960 happy messy family i always wanted 1589 01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:22,719 cassie sent mel a plane ticket they were 1590 01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,719 really back together 1591 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:28,960 maybe our dreams will come true 1592 01:14:27,039 --> 01:14:30,719 at least you're having a great life 1593 01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:33,039 while trying 1594 01:14:30,719 --> 01:14:36,158 so ben and i reconfirmed our vows with 1595 01:14:33,039 --> 01:14:36,158 our family and neighbors 1596 01:14:36,238 --> 01:14:40,079 we all got down to making some serious 1597 01:14:38,319 --> 01:14:43,799 music 1598 01:14:40,079 --> 01:14:43,800 cassie moved in 1599 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,520 max finally has a playmate 1600 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:53,319 [Music] 1601 01:14:55,520 --> 01:15:00,320 i know we're a little different 1602 01:14:57,679 --> 01:15:03,440 but no matter what anyone else says 1603 01:15:00,319 --> 01:15:05,359 i wouldn't trade these guys for anything 1604 01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:06,559 this is family 1605 01:15:05,359 --> 01:15:09,799 this is 1606 01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:09,800 my tribe 1607 01:15:13,729 --> 01:15:25,299 [Music] 1608 01:15:28,939 --> 01:15:32,029 [Music] 1609 01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:37,709 [Music] 1610 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:52,600 makes me think of you 1611 01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:06,140 there's always 1612 01:15:58,060 --> 01:16:06,140 [Music] 1613 01:16:07,039 --> 01:16:14,208 guess there's always 1614 01:16:09,350 --> 01:16:14,209 [Music] 1615 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:25,499 [Music] 1616 01:16:31,930 --> 01:16:35,029 [Music] 1617 01:16:46,319 --> 01:16:51,079 you know you don't 1618 01:16:47,979 --> 01:16:51,079 [Music] 1619 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,039 how 1620 01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:08,759 there's always 1621 01:17:39,359 --> 01:17:42,679 there's always 1622 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:48,280 i guess there's always 1623 01:17:54,640 --> 01:18:03,160 [Music] 1624 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:06,229 there's always 1625 01:18:03,159 --> 01:18:06,229 [Music] 105153

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