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My friend, I can't tell you
how good it is to see you.
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I got to be honest with you,
I thought you were dead.
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-Never felt better in my life.
-Oh, come on. That's a lie.
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Look at you. How's Sylvie?
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-Sylvie is dead.
-Fantastic.
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And the kids?
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Denny, the last time we spoke,
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you mentioned that despite
astronomical odds,
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you managed to become
yet an even better lawyer.
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Hard to believe, isn't it?
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I have a motion which, obviously,
I'm quite capable of arguing myself,
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being more talented than you.
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-No, you're not.
-I also happen to be the client.
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The case is also extremely unconventional.
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I want to be frozen.
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-What do you mean?
-I mean,
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I want to be frozen
and stored in a cryonic institute.
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-What do you mean?
-I'm 78 years old.
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It won't be long before...
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my body starts to wither.
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I've lived a full life.
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The technology will soon exist
that I will be able to double that life.
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I want to be frozen and stored
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until such time that technology
becomes a reality.
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-What do you mean?
-I mean when I leave this world
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I don't want it to be forever.
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Which means, for now...
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I want to be frozen.
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What do you mean?
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So basically,
he wants to be euthanized.
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{\an8}And preserved on ice.
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{\an8}Evidently, there's some right
to privacy law I've never heard of.
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Why should you? It's in the constitution.
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What's Milton Bombay doing here?
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He wants to be frozen
and stored in a cryonics facility.
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All in favor...
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And he wants Denny to argue it.
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And what could possibly occasion him
to want that?
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{\an8}The problem is the basis of the case,
if there is one,
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{\an8}would lie in the Bill of Rights,
which Denny, of course
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{\an8}feels never should have been passed.
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We're one Supreme Court appointment away
from overturning it.
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{\an8}-The Bill of Rights.
Damn right.
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{\an8}Red states rule.
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Paul, there seems to be some
psychological deficit in play here.
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I refer to Milton's, not yours.
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Any person who wants
to be frozen should perhaps
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be referred to a therapist, not a lawyer.
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Hey, pretty boy.
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I hear you're looking
for some interesting cases.
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{\an8}Chelina Hall. We haven't officially met.
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{\an8}Yes, I've peeked at you
in the girls' room unofficially.
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Cute.
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Come with me?
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Stuart Milch, Alan Shore.
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{\an8}A pleasure, sir. Thanks again
for agreeing to see me.
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{\an8}Not at all, especially since
I've made no such agreement.
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Show him the gizmo, Stuart.
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Tell him what it is, Stuart.
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It's called a news blocker.
Sold off the internet.
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You attach it to the coaxial input
on your television
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and it basically blocks
news transmissions.
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It's true.
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{\an8}My high school principal
attached these devices
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{\an8}to all the televisions in the building.
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The problem is, it turns out
it only blocks one network
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the most fair and balanced one.
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All the others, kids can watch.
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It singles out one network only.
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Yes, because this network supposedly
pushes a conservative agenda
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which is a lot of hooey.
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This is blatant censorship.
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It furthers evidence of a liberal media
and I, for one, am sick of it.
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In all my years...
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In all his years.
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Milton, I consider you a friend.
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Actually, I don't.
I find you a bit boorish.
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But I have always enjoyed
your unfettered candor
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and in the spirit of that candor,
the case cannot be won.
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Given that this is the only lifetime
you'll ever get to have,
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please don't waste
what's left of it in the vast
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cavernous sinkhole known
as our system of jurisprudence.
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I made my life in that system.
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-I rose to the very top of this system--
-No, you didn't.
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Milton, no judge is going to
let you be euthanized
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and stashed in a sub-zero.
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We cannot know
that unless we try, Shirley.
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I know you recently retired. Is this--
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And please, do not proffer
psychological counsel.
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I came in here in search of legal
and intellectual acuity.
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And you sought out Denny?
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I assure you, this is something
I considered with all due gravity.
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I came to a decision,
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and now I appeal to you as my attorney
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to help me execute that decision.
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Do I make myself clear?
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Perfectly.
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We're talking about your execution.
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{\an8}-Frozen?
That's why he's here?
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{\an8}If there's any legal research on point,
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{\an8}which I doubt there is,
the sooner, the better.
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By way of analogy,
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{\an8}you might want to look at assisted
suicide or right to die.
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{\an8}Brad, you take the math and science
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because you're male
and therefore more innately qualified.
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Anything and everything you can find
on cryonics technology.
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Wait, this firm is actually going to help
Milton Bombay be put on ice?
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Oh, come now, Lori,
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{\an8}you of all people should know it's not
so bad to go through life as a popsicle.
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-What is that supposed to mean?
-Nothing.
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My, everybody's so sensitive.
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Can't we all just get along?
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We go to court this morning,
so as fast as you can.
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First of all, students have
no vested rights whatsoever
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to watch any news during school.
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But they are allowed to do so
at Winslow High
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except for one network.
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Ms. Tyler, is this particular broadcast
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being singled out on content?
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{\an8}Even if it is, Your Honor,
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{\an8}schools have the right
to legislate content
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just as we can search students' lockers.
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Objection to the spin, judge.
This is a no-spin zone.
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A school principal is not subject
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to grounds of reasonableness
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{\an8}-when it comes to policy.
This is the First Amendment in play here.
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{\an8}What's next, burning a few books?
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Ms. Tyler, I must say,
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this has a bad stink to it.
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How do you ban one network news program
and not the others?
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The principal felt
this particular network was detrimental.
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Well, I want to hear
from the principal in this witness chair,
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or I'm going to grant
the petitioner's motion right now.
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Fine. I can get him here this afternoon.
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We'll adjourn for lunch.
Be back at... 4:00.
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There they are!
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Mr. Bombay, why are you doing this?
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It's simply about
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{\an8}wanting to continue my legacy
for centuries to come.
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{\an8}I'm perhaps the greatest
lawyer of all time,
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{\an8}-and I want that time to continue...
No, he's not. I'm better. Denny Crane.
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{\an8}-...into the future.
How are you, sweetie?
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{\an8}Still the king. Denny Crane.
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{\an8}Mr. Bombay, you are asking
for a court order to end your life.
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Under today's science.
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Tomorrow might be quite different.
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But sir, let's be realistic.
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Why the hell do I have to be realistic?
It's my body.
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What do I have to do, get pregnant?
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Well, you may be
couching this in pro-life terms,
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but in today's scientific world,
being frozen makes you dead.
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I am asking for the chance
to be alive in tomorrow's world.
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To play with my great-great-
great-great-grandchildren.
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Do you have grandchildren today?
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I've got six, all grown.
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Three of them love me.
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Suppose one of them
came into the court at,
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say, the age of 30, asking to be frozen.
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I'd say wait. You've got a lot of years.
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Well, but maybe they, too, would like
it done before their body starts
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to go south, which, at 30, it can.
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Look, I don't advocate this
for young, healthy people.
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But certainly,
if you can decide for yourself
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so should others, right?
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I'm close to 80.
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My life is almost over.
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Does one have to be old
to get this autonomy?
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How about somebody 35 with cancer?
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If it was incurable, yes.
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Parkinson's disease?
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MS?
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What if somebody wanted
to get frozen to avoid the draft?
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Let him move to Canada.
Freeze his balls off.
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Denny Crane.
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Why did you do that?
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You were getting picked apart in there.
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-I was not. I was doing just fine.
-I had to stop the other side's momentum.
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He was shooting spitballs at a battleship.
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I was having a real moment in there
and you stepped on it.
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Boys,
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we need to get back to the office
and prepare our expert.
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-He stepped on my moment.
-Did not.
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-Boys.
-He did step on it.
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Cryonics proponents
don't refer to the patient as dead,
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simply "preserved."
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-Frozen?
-Yes.
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But, doctor,
if a person's heart isn't beating
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if there's no brain activity,
we tend to call them dead.
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Under today's medical definition, yes.
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But the definition of cryonics
is basically a process
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using a very cold temperature
to prevent people from dying.
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Where'd we get this quack?
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Uh...
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Doctor, let's be fair.
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Has anyone ever been brought back to life
after being frozen?
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No, and it's not likely to happen soon
but the technology is changing.
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We're discovering more and more
about molecular nanotechnology every day
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and one day, it will be a reality.
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Molecular what?
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One second, doctor.
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Denny, I'm going to try something here
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I don't have time to explain.
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I just need you to go with it, okay?
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I want you to count backwards
from a hundred silently.
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Why?
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I'll explain later. It's important.
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Uh, 99, 98...
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Okay, doctor, we've heard
that cryonics is in our future,
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but please, give me one example,
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one piece of evidence that indicates
that this could possibly work.
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The wood frog.
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I'm sorry. Did you say wood frog?
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Uh, yes, a frog in the Canadian Arctic
that hibernates
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and completely freezes in the winter.
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No heartbeat, no brain activity.
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It goes completely dead
by today's definition of death.
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Then in the spring, it wakens.
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Brain activity resumes,
heart starts beating.
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It's alive again.
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And you think
if it's possible for a frog...
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Why not for a human?
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If we can accomplish
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total metabolic arrest
with no tissue damage,
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we will be able to freeze people
for thousands of years
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and bring them back to life.
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Thank you, doctor.
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Humans are warm-blooded animals
designed to stay at 98 degrees.
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Those frogs are cold-blooded
with a completely
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different molecular structure.
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Well, admittedly, the future of cryonics
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involves the development
of molecular technology.
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For which there is no evidence
it can work with warm-blooded--
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Yes, there is.
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We have frozen rat livers,
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thawed them and transplanted them
into living rats.
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In Israel, they did it with frozen hearts.
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In both cases, the rats lived.
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Not for long but the hearts
and livers did come back to life.
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With humans, we've frozen heart valves--
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And you think the idea
of freezing people is ethical?
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Is that consistent with--
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It's evidently ethical to freeze embryos.
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But again, I'm up here
to give you the science,
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not engage in a moral debate.
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He kicked their ass.
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And the best part of it was,
he had integrity,
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which is what you need in your expert.
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-What did he cost us?
-Twenty-five hundred.
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-The whore.
-Schmidt.
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How are we doing?
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The leading federal case would be Schiavo.
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It's not first circuit,
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but since the Supreme Court
just refused to hear the appeal,
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we could argue it's controlling.
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I want to read it. Can you make me a copy?
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-You want to read it, Denny?
-Hell no.
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Can I talk to you in private
for a second, please?
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I, I didn't want to embarrass you
in front of your superiors,
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but it seems to me the controlling case
on this would be Cruzan.
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The whole thrust of Rehnquist's
opinion was autonomy,
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the patient's right to decide.
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The opinion was muddled.
It was essentially three-pronged.
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Autonomy, the patient's best interests
and the state's interest to preserve life.
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You'd win on prong one,
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but you'd likely lose
on prongs two and three.
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You're much better off arguing Schiavo.
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-Mr. Bombay.
-Yes?
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-Are you all right?
-Oh, yes. Uh...
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It's just that you brought me back
to a memory of...
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I think I was happiest as a lawyer
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when I was a young associate.
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I hated doing all the grunt work,
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but there was all the promise of tomorrow.
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Would you have dinner
with me tonight, Tara?
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Milton.
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Why don't you have it with me?
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Why this one particular network?
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Look, I know that all the networks pander,
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some to the liberal,
some to the conservative
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but when a news organization
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goes as far as to actually
promote a political agenda--
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Can I dial you back a second?
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How do they do that?
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Well, first,
the broadcasts speak for themselves.
285
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Their CEO used to be
the chief media operative
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for former Republican presidents.
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I object to his open mind, Judge.
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-Move to strike.
-Sustained.
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And then,
when I saw the documentary Outfoxed,
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-it blew my mind.
-Because?
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Because it detailed the extent to which
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the media can go to promote
conservative Republican causes.
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Your Honor,
we'd like to show you a brief series
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of clips from this documentary.
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We weren't necessarily,as it was told to us,
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a news-gathering organization so much
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as we were a proponent of a point of view
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They wantedall news to be a matter of opinion.
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We were ordered from the topto carry propaganda,
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carry Republican right-wing propaganda.
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It was made very clear to us
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that our activities were being monitored,
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and if someone wasn't watching it live,they were at least recording it
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{\an8}and they would review it after the factto see what we did.
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If you watch the documentary,
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and I strongly suggest that you do,
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you'll see that this goes
on and on and on,
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and these accounts are
from people on the inside.
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Okay, but to put a device
on the television?
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Well, I hate
the idea of shutting down free expression,
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but this became more of a safety issue.
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A safety issue?
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They've got their
talk show hosts declaring that anyone
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who is opposed to the war
is an enemy of the state, a traitor.
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We're getting more and more fights,
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kids are being attacked
for being unpatriotic,
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Arab and Muslim students
are being targeted.
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Maybe this little device is overkill.
I admit that.
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But I've got a high school to run,
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and the first order of the day
is keep the kids safe.
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I thought the first order
of an academic community
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was embracing diversity of opinion.
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Not when it's bias
that fosters intolerance.
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Did you attach any little blockers to, uh,
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networks that lie about presidents
and say, the National Guard?
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I don't dispute
there's a liberal bias too.
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But you don't censor those networks.
328
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Those networks don't foster intolerance.
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Any blockers for shock jocks,
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or is racism and misogyny not a concern?
331
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Look, there's a lot of garbage out there.
I'll admit that.
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What about your own teachers?
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-My teachers?
-A recent poll showed
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six out of seven college professors
voted for John Kerry.
335
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Does that not suggest a bias
in academia, Mr. Harper?
336
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-Objection.
-We've got
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countless news programs,
too many talk shows to keep track of,
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all kinds of opinions being spewed out
over the airwaves
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extremes to the left, to the right
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and the only thing you block--
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That's actually not true.
342
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There's all kinds of programs
we don't permit.
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But this is the only news show.
344
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Look,
what does it say that they make a device
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to block out this particular news network?
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It says that censorship is popular.
347
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That doesn't make it right.
348
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And as principal,
I have to make that call.
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And let me say this, I'm a proud American.
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I got a flag on my porch.
351
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I pray for those troops every night.
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I taught some of those kids.
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They're over there fighting for democracy,
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which includes the right for you
to question your government.
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And for this network to be saying
otherwise offends me as a citizen
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and as a principal.
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I see.
358
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So...
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you're squashing content
to promote democracy.
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Once again,
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I will shut down any content
that fosters intolerance.
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That is where I stand.
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♪ Oh, wait a minute ♪
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♪ Oh, what a season ♪
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You're going to dinner with him?
366
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I want to find out
what's really going on here.
367
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:43,083
What's going on is a runaway ego.
It's all about the spotlight.
368
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The man wishes he were me.
369
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,083
-We all wish that, Denny.
-I know.
370
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I, I go way back with Milton.
I know Milton like the back of my hand.
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He knows he's going to lose that motion.
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No risk of him being frozen.
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In the meantime, he's all over the news.
374
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I'm telling you, the man wants to be me.
375
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,375
Even so, I'm going to have
a little talk with him.
376
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,208
He's going to insist you
go to Nicky Blair's.
377
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Watch.
378
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:16,583
-Sorry?
-He pays them to let him sing.
379
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:17,709
I beg your pardon?
380
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He slips the maître d' a hundred bucks
to come over to the table
381
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,083
and say, "please, Mr. Bombay,
sing us a song."
382
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:25,625
It's all about the limelight with Milton.
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I promise you.
384
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What do you mean, lose?
We're on the side of the First Amendment.
385
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The problem is, school principals
do have a wide discretion,
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and the material is arguably inflammatory.
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If they can classify them
as disruptive speech...
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Plus, I don't know which newscast
you've been watching recently
389
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but the First Amendment
is losing its luster lately.
390
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:57,000
Some networks are even censoring
their scripted dramas.
391
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So what do we go with
if not freedom of expression?
392
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,083
Meanwhile, actor Vince Odoms,
393
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:06,125
you know him as the judgein the Michael Jackson reenactment trial,
394
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:09,333
has abruptly quit to go play Phil Spector
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{\an8}in the reenactment of that trialon a competing network.
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{\an8}FBS president Rick Silvermanis threatening to sue,
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{\an8}claiming the actor is under contractand that it would be a material breach
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to walk in the middleof ongoing litigation.
399
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,875
Meanwhile, it was learned today
400
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that the Los Angeles CountySheriff's Office reportedly...
401
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:37,667
So, what's the point?
402
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,667
-The point?
-Of us having dinner.
403
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,166
What's the point?
404
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,792
If it's sexual, I'll need notice
so I can take my little pill.
405
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,500
You asked to have dinner with Tara.
What was the point of that?
406
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,500
With her, I wouldn't need a pill.
407
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,709
You've talked a wonderful game
about the future,
408
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:57,750
about wanting to perpetuate your legacy
into the next century.
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00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,000
But when you were talking to Tara,
410
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,458
what I observed was
a man looking backwards,
411
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:07,083
a man who, perhaps, is lonely.
412
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:09,792
You've got it wrong.
413
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,875
I saw melancholy, Milton,
414
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:16,959
and melancholy accompanied
by the desire to be dead.
415
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,500
Is this Milton Bombay looking to check out
416
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,959
in a way that doesn't tarnish
his grand reputation?
417
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,583
Denny thinks you don't want
to win this case,
418
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:30,959
which would explain your hiring him,
but you also hired me.
419
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:34,166
You lost your wife, your job...
420
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Are you just giving up, Milton?
421
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Let me tell you something.
422
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:42,959
As science and medicine
continue to evolve,
423
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so must the law to keep pace!
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I'm blazing the trail as a patient today
425
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so I can continue to set the standard
as a lawyer tomorrow.
426
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:54,291
-That's what this is about.
-Okay.
427
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,208
Mr. Bombay, the band and some
of the patrons have requested
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that you grace us with a song tonight.
429
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,542
Yes, tell 'em to vamp "She's Making Eyes."
430
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,709
-I'll be right up, Walter.
-Excellent. Thank you, sir.
431
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,875
I happen to believe
in reincarnation,
432
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,417
and I also believe things even out.
433
00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:11,000
Given the hand I was dealt this time,
434
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I could be in for some serious hardships
in the next go-around,
435
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,542
and I don't want that in my next life.
436
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I want to be me all over again, Milton...
437
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...Bombay!
438
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Got it.
439
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Ladies and gentlemen, a treat.
440
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A special guest performance
from that legendary barrister,
441
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Milton Bombay!
442
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Thank you, thank you.
Good to be here, folks.
443
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Here's one of my favorites.
I hope it's one of yours too.
444
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"
by Ray Charles playing)
445
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♪ Ma, she's making eyes at me ♪
446
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♪ Ma, she's awful nice to me ♪
447
00:22:58,166 --> 00:23:01,875
♪ Ma, she's almost breaking my heart ♪
448
00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,583
♪ I'm beside her ♪
449
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♪ Mercy, let her conscience guide her ♪
450
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♪ Ma, she wants to marry me ♪
451
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♪ Be my honeybee ♪
452
00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,709
♪ Every minute she gets bolder ♪
453
00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:20,166
♪ Now she's leaning on my shoulder ♪
454
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♪ Ma, she's kissing me ♪
455
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What do you mean you're closing?
456
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,083
What happened to Shirley?
457
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:40,208
Milton, there's a reason
you came to me in the first place.
458
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In your gut, you know I'm better than you.
459
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-Go with your gut.
-I'd sooner go with my intestine.
460
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I'd prefer Shirley doing the closing.
461
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I'm not doing it,
462
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:51,125
and neither are you.
463
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,250
Well, who does that leave?
464
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Uh, uh... Tammy?
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Tara.
466
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:59,041
As I said from the start,
the law doesn't support us here.
467
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If we're going to get a court order
allowing you to die,
468
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,583
which would be the result
in today's world,
469
00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:05,208
that judge is going
to have to hear from you.
470
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-He did hear from me.
-I don't think so.
471
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If this is only about
you getting to perpetuate
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your legacy in the next century,
473
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I'm afraid you're going to have to make do
with sustaining it in this one.
474
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You need to do better.
475
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,000
And Milton, for my money,
476
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:24,208
any guy who is asking
to get stuck in a freezer
477
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isn't that desperate to live.
478
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:37,875
Every major media watchdog group
has labeled
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this news program as the most biased
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right-wing news program on television.
481
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So what? Political bias is rampant
482
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throughout the news business,
including liberal bias.
483
00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:50,458
We're not talking about
just a slant, Judge.
484
00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:53,792
A recent poll showed that the more
people watched this news show,
485
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the less they know about foreign policy,
486
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and the more inclined they are
to support the government.
487
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:02,083
Now, that may be good team spirit,
488
00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,709
but it's disgraceful journalism.
489
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But come on, you talk about a democracy.
490
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What kind of principal
censors free expression?
491
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Your Honor, if I may?
492
00:25:10,959 --> 00:25:13,250
Any principal has the right,
if not the obligation,
493
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,333
to rail against bias wherever he sees it.
494
00:25:15,417 --> 00:25:16,250
You saw that tape.
495
00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:18,041
Which was also biased and self-serving.
496
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:21,458
Their most popular commentator
threatens retribution
497
00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:22,834
against those who dissent.
498
00:25:22,917 --> 00:25:25,333
It almost rises to the level
of hate speech,
499
00:25:25,417 --> 00:25:29,417
and if, in my view, it jeopardizes
the welfare of the students,
500
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,750
I certainly have the authority
to shut it down.
501
00:25:35,041 --> 00:25:37,583
Mr. Shore, this is a school.
502
00:25:37,667 --> 00:25:40,625
Is it wise to expose students to programs
503
00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:42,875
{\an8}which send the message
you're Anti-American
504
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:44,208
{\an8}if you question the government?
505
00:25:44,291 --> 00:25:48,583
Your Honor, before we convict them
as the network of conservative values
506
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:50,667
or any values for that matter,
507
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,000
let's remember these are the folks
who brought you
508
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:54,917
Joe Billionaire and Who’s your Papa?
509
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,417
That's
the entertainment division, Mr. Shore.
510
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,500
{\an8}-I'm talking about the news.
And I'm telling you it's all the same.
511
00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:02,542
This isn't about political content.
512
00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:05,041
This is a corporation
looking to make money.
513
00:26:05,542 --> 00:26:09,125
They began as alternative news programming
to grab a market share.
514
00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:12,458
They saw ratings and profit
in a conservative demographic,
515
00:26:12,542 --> 00:26:15,166
and they've been waving the flag
ever since, and so what?
516
00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:18,166
News today, all of it, is infotainment.
517
00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:21,417
Last February,
a deadly toxin known as ricin
518
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,542
was found in the mailroom
of the Senate majority leader.
519
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:28,333
Headline news led
with Janet Jackson's exposed breast.
520
00:26:28,417 --> 00:26:31,000
A month ago,
while we're in the middle of a war,
521
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,208
newscasts all across the country led
522
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:35,208
with Prince Harry's costume
at a keg party.
523
00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:38,333
It's a business. And while some newsgroups
524
00:26:38,417 --> 00:26:41,375
go with the deeper social issues
like Brad and Jennifer's breakup
525
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:44,417
the one here chooses to run
with red, white and blue.
526
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:46,750
And by the way, before you vilify them,
527
00:26:46,834 --> 00:26:50,083
a survey done in 2002 revealed
528
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:54,792
that 70 percent of the people
in this country believe it is good
529
00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:59,291
when news organizations take a strong,
pro-American point of view.
530
00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:00,875
Seventy percent.
531
00:27:00,959 --> 00:27:02,041
Does that make it right?
532
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,458
Of course, it makes it right.
533
00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:07,792
Because the rule in infotainment
is "give the people what they want."
534
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:10,041
This is money, Your Honor, not politics.
535
00:27:11,291 --> 00:27:14,208
Let me say,
I am a great lover of the news.
536
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,000
-I can see that.
-I watch it all.
537
00:27:16,709 --> 00:27:21,000
On days like 9/11
or for other world-changing events,
538
00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:25,208
the news programs
are nothing short of spectacular.
539
00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:28,875
When Martin Luther king delivered
"I have a dream."
540
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:31,917
When president Kennedy was shot.
541
00:27:32,542 --> 00:27:34,000
When we walked on the moon.
542
00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,709
The Tet offensive.
543
00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:40,375
Our lives are shaped by these events,
in part because of the news.
544
00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:43,083
But on all other days,
545
00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:46,125
they're businesses looking to compete
546
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:49,458
like anybody else,
in a highly competitive marketplace.
547
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,083
They sell product.
548
00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:53,500
And even if you're determined to believe
549
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:57,000
that this particular network
is some evil empire looking
550
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,333
to spread right-wing propaganda,
551
00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:02,166
that still doesn't change the fact
that we are in this room today
552
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:05,917
because a principal is shutting down
the expression of ideas
553
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,917
simply because he disagrees
with the content.
554
00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:15,750
If anything needs a champion today,
it's the First Amendment.
555
00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:18,417
In a recent poll,
556
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:22,542
half of today's high school students
thought newspapers
557
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,625
should get government approval
of stories before publishing them.
558
00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:30,083
The First Amendment has become
an endangered species,
559
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:34,250
and here, we have a high school principal
practicing censorship.
560
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,166
My, my.
561
00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,625
We do have a problem.
562
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:59,417
There is nothing in the law to support
Mr. Bombay's request
563
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,125
that he be assisted in his quest to die.
564
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:05,291
And that's what this is, assisted suicide.
565
00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:10,583
Now, we hear a lot of talk
about personal autonomy.
566
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:13,750
But there is a sanctity to life,
Your Honor.
567
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,709
A state has interest in that sanctity.
568
00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:19,834
If we erode that in any way,
569
00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:25,125
well, we make the idea
of suicide more acceptable,
570
00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:28,458
perhaps more conceivable
for the troubled teenager
571
00:29:28,542 --> 00:29:30,125
or the depressed mother.
572
00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:34,250
You say suicide
in some situations is an option.
573
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:36,792
But we have an overriding state interest,
574
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:40,875
and a humane one
in not sending that message.
575
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:52,792
-You--
-That was beautiful. Now sit.
576
00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:17,875
At the risk of sounding immodest,
577
00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:19,834
I am one of the greatest lawyers,
578
00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,083
possibly the greatest
579
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:24,250
to grace the courtrooms
of this Commonwealth
580
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:28,542
and just the possibility
of being able to still try cases
581
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,208
in the 22nd century is...
582
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,542
Uh...
583
00:30:48,041 --> 00:30:49,625
I have ALS.
584
00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:52,625
In a few months,
585
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:57,542
I'll lose motor control,
control of my bowels.
586
00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:00,375
My brain will begin to...
587
00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:05,500
In a year or so, I'll be dead.
588
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,250
Legends shouldn't die like that.
589
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,125
I don't want to die like that.
590
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,375
Cryonics might not work.
591
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,417
But a hundred years ago,
592
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:25,125
nobody was talking about cloning
or the human genome.
593
00:31:25,959 --> 00:31:29,959
And a hundred years from now,
who knows what's possible?
594
00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:35,834
I truly, truly love life.
595
00:31:36,709 --> 00:31:39,125
And the chance to be living again
596
00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:44,709
seems preferable to eternal nothingness.
597
00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:47,125
And...
598
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,667
...well...
599
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:54,667
what Red Sox fan wouldn't jump at
the chance to lie next to Ted Williams?
600
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,750
I realize, Your Honor
601
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:03,333
that no judge would do
what I'm asking for.
602
00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:14,542
Do it anyway.
603
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:55,125
Why didn't you tell me you were sick?
604
00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:57,625
Because I'm a tree.
605
00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,583
When I fall, I want it to be in a forest.
606
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,166
What the hell does that mean?
607
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,750
It means I didn't want anybody to know.
608
00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:10,000
I don't want to be pitied.
609
00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:11,792
All I want is to be...
610
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:13,208
Denny Crane.
611
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,166
Mine's bigger.
612
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,500
You know...
613
00:33:28,834 --> 00:33:31,291
I've always admired you, Milton.
614
00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:33,417
I'm not dead yet.
615
00:33:35,291 --> 00:33:37,250
When is the judge gonna rule?
616
00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:40,667
He said by tonight.
617
00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:48,500
I grew up watching Walter Cronkite.
618
00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:55,125
It was a time the news seemed
to be fair, objective, trusted.
619
00:33:55,959 --> 00:34:00,333
In fact, whenever we doubted the blather
coming out of the politician's mouths,
620
00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:03,291
it was the press we turned to,
to get a sense of the truth.
621
00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:09,250
{\an8}Well, Walter Cronkite has definitely
left the building.
622
00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:13,375
When it comes to credibility,
big media is dead.
623
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:15,333
Networks pander...
624
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,792
...some to conservatives,
others to liberals.
625
00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:20,208
This past election,
626
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:23,417
you could turn to one channel
to see President Bush ahead.
627
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,291
Turn to another to see Kerry leading.
628
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,542
Ridiculous.
629
00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:30,208
And I agree with Mr. Shore.
630
00:34:31,125 --> 00:34:34,208
It's probably more about money
than ideology
631
00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:36,041
and being about money,
632
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:40,041
well, why shouldn't networks
be free to adopt a bias
633
00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:42,000
in hopes of attracting a bigger audience?
634
00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:44,208
This is America.
635
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,208
Mr. Harper,
636
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:51,792
I realize times have changed
in the high schools as well.
637
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:54,000
Hate violence is on the rise.
638
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:58,709
Administrators have to be freer
to curtail students' civil liberties,
639
00:34:58,792 --> 00:35:00,417
including disruptive speech.
640
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:06,417
{\an8}But attaching a device to a television
that blocks out a certain network
641
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:10,583
{\an8}because of the content
that seems to go too far...
642
00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:13,083
It's censorship, sir.
643
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:17,417
And I can't let it stand.
644
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:23,041
The motion for the plaintiff is granted.
645
00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,583
I don't know what to say, Mr. Shore.
646
00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:36,834
You were incredibly brilliant.
647
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:37,917
Yes.
648
00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:42,291
If there's any retribution at the school,
let us know.
649
00:35:42,375 --> 00:35:44,500
Yeah, I will. Thank you both.
650
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:48,250
Your country thanks you.
651
00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,208
My country thanks me.
652
00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:13,125
This is where he gives his ruling.
653
00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:15,166
Thank you.
654
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:27,333
Mr. Bombay, it seems ironic,
if not indecent,
655
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:30,959
{\an8}that the state's interest
in preserving life
656
00:36:31,542 --> 00:36:34,875
{\an8}should mandate that you die
a wrenching and painful death
657
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:38,333
rather than be frozen
in hopes of finding a cure.
658
00:36:39,417 --> 00:36:42,458
{\an8}But that is the law as it stands today.
659
00:36:43,417 --> 00:36:46,041
We live in a country that celebrates
individual liberties
660
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,625
and personal autonomy,
661
00:36:47,709 --> 00:36:50,625
but when it comes to controlling
your own destiny
662
00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:53,625
{\an8}this is a freedom that does not yet ring.
663
00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:56,917
I will pray for you...
664
00:36:58,709 --> 00:37:00,583
but I cannot grant you your request.
665
00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:04,166
Your motion is denied.
666
00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,166
God bless you.
667
00:37:13,959 --> 00:37:15,000
I'm sorry.
668
00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:16,583
We can appeal.
669
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,250
Next time, I'll close.
670
00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:20,041
That's all right, that's all right.
671
00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:22,959
I'm, uh... heading for Arizona.
672
00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:26,333
Try my luck with the courts down there.
673
00:37:26,417 --> 00:37:30,333
Milton, no court anywhere
is going to rule in your favor.
674
00:37:30,917 --> 00:37:34,417
Even so,
there's a cryonics facility there,
675
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,583
so whenever the time comes...
676
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:40,375
-Do you know anybody in Arizona?
-No, and that's the point.
677
00:37:40,834 --> 00:37:43,417
I don't want to deteriorate
in front of my...
678
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,667
Clearly, you're not inclined
to follow my advice
679
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:49,333
but do not go off to die alone.
680
00:37:49,417 --> 00:37:50,375
Hey,
681
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:54,125
you live your way, Shirley, I'll die mine.
682
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,583
I'm entitled to be remembered for...
683
00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:05,208
Thank you both for your efforts.
684
00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:09,750
Milton. Milton.
685
00:38:18,083 --> 00:38:19,375
We go way back, you and I.
686
00:38:21,417 --> 00:38:22,875
Let's not get carried away.
687
00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:25,375
We were worthy adversaries,
688
00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,458
occasional drinking buddies,
689
00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:31,834
but it's not as if we had great affection
for one another.
690
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:34,709
Anyway...
691
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,709
We'll see you, Milton.
692
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:50,917
Oh. Yeah. See you.
693
00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,458
See you, Denny.
694
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,417
Goodbye, my friend.
695
00:39:14,083 --> 00:39:15,875
Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye.
696
00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:04,125
Sorry.
697
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:05,291
Hey.
698
00:40:07,417 --> 00:40:09,959
People get old, get sick.
Happens to everybody.
699
00:40:11,959 --> 00:40:13,375
How close were you?
700
00:40:14,875 --> 00:40:16,583
It's not that we went that deep.
701
00:40:16,667 --> 00:40:18,834
It's... we went...
702
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,792
way back.
703
00:40:22,959 --> 00:40:26,792
You can be larger than life,
just not death.
704
00:40:30,792 --> 00:40:32,875
-He went off to Arizona?
-Yeah.
705
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:36,500
I really
706
00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:40,333
admired him more than...
707
00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:49,208
You go through life
and you never tell people
708
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:51,709
how much you care about them when...
709
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:59,333
People should probably
do that more, you know?
710
00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:04,667
I care about you.
711
00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:07,250
I wasn't fishing for that.
712
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,417
I fish for steelhead, not mush.
713
00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:12,667
I care about you, Denny.
714
00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,542
You don't have to say it back.
715
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,083
Wasn't planning to.
716
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,709
Next on Boston Legal...
717
00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:58,792
I'm charged with engaging
in sexual conduct for a fee.
718
00:41:58,875 --> 00:42:00,750
You paid a man to have sex with you?
719
00:42:00,834 --> 00:42:03,458
We plan to perhaps use
a medical defense of...
720
00:42:03,542 --> 00:42:05,125
-Nymphomania.
-It's an excuse offered up
721
00:42:05,208 --> 00:42:07,625
-by sex-perv sickos.
-Yes, Brad. Thank you for that.
722
00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:09,709
-How'd you like to go to Texas?
-Because?
723
00:42:09,792 --> 00:42:12,917
The client is scheduled
to be executed in 72 hours.
724
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,083
He could be innocent.
57640
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