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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,740 What are you doing? Slow down. 2 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:16,780 Slow and steady wins the race. 3 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:19,840 Make a note of it. That's the key to happiness. 4 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:22,410 Okay. 5 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:30,140 -Sir, would you like some more snacks? -No, Chhaya. I'm full. 6 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,510 -Thank you. -Okay, sir. 7 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,480 -So, Chintan… -Yes, sir. 8 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:41,610 that's all for today, okay? 9 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:45,480 You will never get lucky here in Ujjain, got it? 10 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:47,410 -Mr. Dubey, wait a minute. -Yes? 11 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,710 Vijay, this is Mr. Atmaram. We used to work in the same bank. 12 00:01:51,710 --> 00:01:54,580 He's an excellent artist. He uses a typewriter to make sketches. 13 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,180 -Typewriter? -Yeah. 14 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,780 What's your blog called? Typewriter… sketch… 15 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,280 Typewritersketchblogspot. com. 16 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:03,540 Right. 17 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,510 Why are you staring at his face? 18 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:10,310 Look at his art. 19 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,780 -Did you make that with a typewriter? -Yes. 20 00:02:19,110 --> 00:02:20,810 Wow! That's amazing! 21 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:23,540 By the way, have we met before? 22 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,210 Ujjain is a small city, sir. 23 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,480 We must've bumped into each other in some alley or neighborhood. 24 00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:30,440 No, not in Ujjain. 25 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,810 Somewhere outside. 26 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:33,680 Where have I seen you? 27 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:36,680 Ratlam or Devas? 28 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:39,710 My daughters relocated there after marriage. I often go there to visit them. 29 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,810 No, not Devas. 30 00:02:43,110 --> 00:02:43,810 Airplane. 31 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:45,840 We met on the airplane. 32 00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:47,640 -Haven't we? -Doctor… 33 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:51,710 Atmaram never even boarded a train, and you're talking about an airplane?! 34 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:55,410 He has never been beyond Ratlam, that too, by road. 35 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,340 I see. 36 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:01,880 Then there must be some kind of confusion. Sorry. 37 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:03,480 Not at all, no need to be sorry. 38 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,280 Maybe you saw someone else who looked like me. 39 00:03:06,580 --> 00:03:09,580 There is no dearth of ordinary-looking people in this country, after all. 40 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,680 -Okay, see you. -Okay. 41 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,310 Come on. 42 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,740 Glory to Mother Goddess. 43 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,580 Bless us with compassion and virtue. 44 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:34,180 Glory to Mother Goddess. Bless us with benevolence… 45 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,240 Yes, son. 46 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:43,680 -I just spoke with Iqbal. -Here. 47 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:45,140 -Mukesh, let me… -Yeah. 48 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,840 Quickly select a cloth for your jacket and give it to him. 49 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,180 Will he stitch it in a day? 50 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,410 Yes. And listen, come home soon. 51 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:57,180 -Both the sisters have arrived. -Yes, I am coming. 52 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:03,480 Dear Grandpa, you've turned 70 today. 53 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:07,140 -Not today, two days later. -Yes, but we have to prepare now, right? 54 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,540 Grandpa, you've turned 70 today. 55 00:06:11,110 --> 00:06:13,480 But everyone says you don't look a day over 60, 56 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:16,480 and that's because you cycle every day. 57 00:06:16,540 --> 00:06:19,780 -Bravo. Amazing. -Grandpa is Superman. He's Superman. 58 00:06:20,140 --> 00:06:21,440 Continue, Honey. 59 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,540 Noble thoughts. 60 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:27,440 Grandpa, your noble thoughts, virtuous lifestyle, 61 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,740 and inclination toward spirituality 62 00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:32,410 inspire all of us. 63 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,680 -I see. -You really are a great personality. 64 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,240 -Bravo. Very nice. -Amazing. 65 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:39,810 -Very nice. -Guys, I am a simple man. 66 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,780 Why are you all hellbent on making me great? 67 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,410 No, Dad. 68 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,580 Whether you believe it or not… 69 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,480 -you're nothing short of God for us. -Hey! 70 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:58,340 Why are you crying all the time? Dad… 71 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,840 is obviously great. 72 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,340 That's why he is a role model for all of us. 73 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:06,440 -All right. -No, Dad, you are great. 74 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,280 Okay. 75 00:07:08,710 --> 00:07:12,310 Your emotions dictate the way you see God. 76 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:13,710 -Right? -Right. 77 00:07:14,110 --> 00:07:16,210 Son-in-law, I'll take your leave now. 78 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,740 It's time for bed. I have to wake up early tomorrow. 79 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:22,680 -Okay. Good night, Dad. -Good night. 80 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:23,680 Hey! 81 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,140 Okay. 82 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,710 The drums are pounding 83 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:42,540 It's celebration time 84 00:07:42,610 --> 00:07:46,240 Here comes the magician Witness the magic show 85 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:50,240 Colorful moments Shining moments 86 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:53,310 Millions of stars twinkling in the sky 87 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:57,380 Unique bodies, flexible bodies 88 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:00,510 How can one not lose his heart? 89 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,640 I lost my mind, lost my soul 90 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:04,440 I lost my life, lost my world 91 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:06,310 Lost my senses, lost my passion 92 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:08,280 Now, I've lost everything O crazy one 93 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,780 Yes, Rafiq. It's not his wedding, it's his birthday. 94 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,180 Don't go overboard. 95 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:15,680 -No. -I found you! 96 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:20,310 Kids, calm down. I am on the phone. 97 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:21,540 What were you saying? 98 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,580 Listen to me, we don't need a DJ. 99 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,340 All you need to do is decorate the house nicely today. 100 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:29,580 Okay? I want the whole house lit up well. 101 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,380 Got it? See you. 102 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:39,680 Atmaram, jalebi! 103 00:08:40,510 --> 00:08:42,540 Trying to act smart, Devdas? 104 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:44,640 If you want a jalebi, then say, "Father. " 105 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:46,310 Is he your age to call him by his name? 106 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,440 If you want sweets, then call him "Father. " 107 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:49,880 -Come on, say it. -Father, jalebi. 108 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:51,380 -Father, jalebi. -Yes. 109 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:52,780 -Yes. -Now, he's learned his lesson. 110 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:54,410 Mukesh, give him one. 111 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,510 -Yes. -Come on. 112 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,840 Only Golu is left now. 113 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,510 What have you done? 114 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,440 I've been telling you to go play outside… 115 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:09,110 but you just don't listen! 116 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:11,710 Is this a place to hide? Idiot! 117 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,480 What's the matter? It's okay. 118 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,540 Thank God he didn't hurt himself. 119 00:09:15,610 --> 00:09:16,840 Call it the grace of God. 120 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:18,740 Even God is helpless in front of him! 121 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,210 Idiot! 122 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,380 Oh, God. I knew these kids were up to some mischief. 123 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,480 Dad really adored this picture of Mom. 124 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,380 He would gaze at it for hours. 125 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,510 We'll have to get it reframed before Dad comes back. 126 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,410 What happened? 127 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,140 There's something taped at the back. 128 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:42,240 Look, there's something at the back. 129 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:43,680 Passport?! 130 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:49,240 Yeah, it's a passport. 131 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:52,210 Hold this. 132 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,840 -What happened? -What is it? 133 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:15,810 What happened? 134 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:17,510 Hey! 135 00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:19,180 What-- 136 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,310 What happened? Tell me. 137 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:25,640 Did Dad go to Thailand three years ago? 138 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,740 -Thailand?! -No. 139 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:28,710 Thailand?! 140 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,140 Why? 141 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,110 What a great man! 142 00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:51,740 -What a nobleman! -Listen, brother. 143 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:54,510 Being discreet is a virtue, right? 144 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:56,610 I suggest we just let it slide. 145 00:10:56,710 --> 00:10:58,540 We have nothing to do with it. This is Dad's personal matter. 146 00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:01,680 -What can we do about it? Nothing-- -What can we do? 147 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,280 Accuse him of treason! 148 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:05,580 Charge him with IPC 420! 149 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,180 Mom's painting got damaged, the one Dad made himself. 150 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,740 -Yes. -The frame is shattered. 151 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,110 This is a family matter! 152 00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:12,240 Brother… 153 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:13,480 Here you go. Put it back. 154 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:15,880 Make a bigger frame and put it up. 155 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:17,780 -Brother-- -Brother, listen! 156 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,210 Make a massive frame! 157 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,540 -Dad… -Brother-- 158 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:23,480 -"Your emotions dictate -What happened? 159 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:26,210 the way you see God!" Yeah, right! 160 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,410 I'm telling you, he's going to raise a ruckus about it. 161 00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:40,840 Brother… breakfast was ready. 162 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:43,480 Yes. Brother-in-law, at least eat something before you leave. 163 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,640 I won't even have a drop of water here. 164 00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:48,880 I didn't expect this from Dad. 165 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:52,380 -Our deceased mother… -No, please don't cry. 166 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:55,440 Yeah, I'm coming! 167 00:11:56,780 --> 00:12:00,340 Sister, even your husband goes to Bangkok for work. 168 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,410 Keep an eye on him. 169 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,740 Dad… 170 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:15,540 Look, brother, even dealers from our company go to Bangkok every year. 171 00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:18,740 Not everyone goes there driven by lust. Maybe Dad-- 172 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,540 Does this look like a spiritual trip to you? I've lost my mind! 173 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,840 How could he do this at this age? 174 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:27,140 Age… what do you mean by how? 175 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:28,480 Doesn't he have any consideration for his old age? 176 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,840 -I'll talk to him. -Listen, calm down. 177 00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:32,710 The boy has to be from the Navy. 178 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:39,440 Where did that dry fruit guy go? 179 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,140 Such a big lie! 180 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:04,240 Listen, Mukesh. 181 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,380 Dad is right here. Why don't we-- 182 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,580 This is Ujjain, Dad! 183 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,410 Here, news spreads faster than fire. 184 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,310 People will gossip all over town. 185 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:18,280 Your anger is justified, son. 186 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:21,840 But even I have some desires. 187 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:25,280 Such perverted desires at this age?! 188 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,280 Desires should be according to one's age, don't you think? 189 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,410 How old will you turn tomorrow, Dad? 190 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,410 You'll be turning 70… 191 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,740 not 17. 192 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,880 Your grandson Ritvik is turning 17. 193 00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,280 Have some shame. 194 00:13:52,510 --> 00:13:54,480 What is the difference between Ritvik and me? 195 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,840 Except for life experiences. 196 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:20,880 I led a prosperous life with your mother… 197 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,510 and she showered me with abundance. 198 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,280 And one day, she was gone. 199 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,210 I was all alone. 200 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:39,740 And eventually, I realized 201 00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:44,280 that I had grown old. 202 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,380 Here you go, Devdas. 203 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,840 -Doctor… -It's not too hot now. 204 00:14:58,110 --> 00:14:59,880 -tell us what erectile dysfunction is. -Okay? 205 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,210 -Well, erection, -He has too many tantrums. 206 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,210 meaning, the hardening of the penis, 207 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,410 also known as the stiffness of your penis. 208 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,440 Due to some reason, 209 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:16,780 if your penis is unable to get hard, then it's called erectile dysfunction. 210 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:17,780 Okay. 211 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,640 -And it's a very common problem. -Mr. Dubey! 212 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,880 Studies claim that one-third of the population 213 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:26,680 -Mr. Dubey, are you asleep? -has faced erectile dysfunction. 214 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,640 Mr. Dubey! 215 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:31,110 There are three types of erectile dysfunction. 216 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,610 The first one… 217 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,410 Mr. Dubey, I've been shouting out loud for so long, 218 00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:36,880 but not a sound from you! 219 00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:38,640 Hasn't Anu returned from school yet? 220 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:43,310 …meaning absence of sensation or the lack of hardening of the penis. 221 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:49,340 What happens here is the uneven flow of blood to the penis… 222 00:15:49,410 --> 00:15:50,380 It's-- 223 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,240 It's nothing. 224 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,410 Anu must be on her way. What do you need? 225 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:59,240 Nothing. The milk curdled. 226 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:01,110 -Okay. -So, I wanted some milk. 227 00:16:01,180 --> 00:16:03,180 That's all right. I'll give you some. 228 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,110 I'll get it. Sit. 229 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:07,740 Wait. I'll get it. 230 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,240 TYPES OF ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION 231 00:16:13,380 --> 00:16:16,180 LACK OF ERECTION IN PENIS 232 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,280 Here. Careful, it's hot. 233 00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,110 Our TV hasn't been working for a few days. 234 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:28,180 I wonder why. 235 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,340 By the way, where's Gonu? 236 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,640 He's sleeping inside. 237 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,640 Okay. See you. 238 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,610 You can continue watching… your program. 239 00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:03,180 Where have you been? 240 00:17:03,510 --> 00:17:04,740 No calls, no messages? 241 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,710 And why aren't you picking up my calls? 242 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,840 Why aren't you showing up for religious programs? 243 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:16,540 Is everything all right, Dubey? 244 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:18,610 Did something happen at home? 245 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,310 It has sugar. 246 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,780 Are you going to tell me or not? 247 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,180 What can I say? 248 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,880 I'm facing a serious issue. 249 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,440 I'm struggling with erectile dysfunction. 250 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:05,540 This is why I wasn't telling you. 251 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,840 Is it completely gone, or is there some current still left in it? 252 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:11,880 No, it comes and goes. 253 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:13,880 Then, mister… 254 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:16,740 be ready for a complete power failure any time now. 255 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,580 Will you ever say anything positive about me? 256 00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:21,780 I am being positive. 257 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:23,680 It's not a problem, it's a solution. 258 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:25,440 -This is a solution?! -Of course. 259 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,780 Anyway, 260 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,210 what's the use of virility at this age? 261 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,310 It'll only make your mind digress from important things. 262 00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:33,280 No… 263 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,540 You're right, but… 264 00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:39,710 you know I spent half my life… 265 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:40,740 without any pleasure. 266 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,680 Now, before I kick the bucket, 267 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,880 I want to do it one more time. 268 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:48,880 Do what? 269 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:50,410 Intercourse. 270 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,810 What? Have you lost your mind? 271 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,240 The future is unpredictable. My body might give up on me. 272 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,810 It isn't helping you now either. Your condition is like this bulb. 273 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,340 Off-on. 274 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:02,180 It's better that you keep this sacred rosary. 275 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,110 -No… -Come on, take it. 276 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:06,340 -What good will this do? -What good? 277 00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:08,410 It will calm your digressing mind. 278 00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:10,580 And chant morning and night. 279 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:14,480 And next time, you have to accompany me for the religious sermon, understood? 280 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,110 I had one friend… 281 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,280 but even he didn't understand my feelings. 282 00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:27,440 MASCULINE WEAKNESS MEET DR. KUMAR. SEXOLOGIST. 283 00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:30,580 I didn't know what to do. 284 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,880 As time flew by… 285 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,810 my problem… 286 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,280 my problem got worse. 287 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:49,410 It seemed like everyone in the world was happy… 288 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:56,440 but my share of happiness was over. 289 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,710 ATMARAM DUBEY UJJAIN 290 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,510 Hey, mister! 291 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,140 Over here! 292 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,510 What are you looking for? 293 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,740 Careful! The water's too deep! 294 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,540 I am talking to you! 295 00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,210 Once you jump down, there's no way to come back up. 296 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:09,480 Careful! Look, there's no need to give up your life! 297 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,610 There's no issue in the world that I don't have a solution for. Careful. 298 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:16,180 Okay? I am coming! Yes! Stay there! 299 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,380 Statue! 300 00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:22,510 Did your children throw you out of the house? 301 00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:28,880 Fight with the missus? Financial issues? 302 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,240 Just let your feelings out, Uncle. 303 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,380 You'll feel very light. Believe me. 304 00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:55,110 Open up. 305 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:05,880 You'll not make fun of me, will you? 306 00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:08,180 Why will I make fun of you? 307 00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:10,340 You're my father's age! 308 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,480 I have erectile dysfunction. 309 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,180 What's that, Uncle? 310 00:23:27,810 --> 00:23:29,540 Loss of stiffness in the penis. 311 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,340 I see. 312 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:36,810 I see. 313 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,180 Got it. 314 00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,240 Like a cricket ball that gets old… 315 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,840 and swings uncontrollably. 316 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,440 What problem is this? 317 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,810 How sharp are your ears! 318 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:51,710 Mind your own business. 319 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,340 So, Uncle, what else? 320 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:18,710 I've lived 22 years without the slightest of pleasure. 321 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,680 My wife was bedridden for 21 years. 322 00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:24,440 Paralysis. 323 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,180 She was my best friend. 324 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,510 She died last year. 325 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,580 If that grief wasn't enough… 326 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,280 I was faced with this problem. 327 00:24:43,110 --> 00:24:47,110 A glass of milk with genuine Shilajit… daily! 328 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,840 -Then just watch… -It turning into steel. 329 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:52,140 -Hard steel! -Priest! 330 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,640 By the way, guys, what advice are you two giving these days? 331 00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,710 We can't even find poison nowadays, and you're talking about magic potions! 332 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,140 Uncle… 333 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:10,880 I understand your problem. 334 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:12,780 I totally understand. 335 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,180 Just forget about this issue. 336 00:25:16,780 --> 00:25:20,780 Meet me tomorrow at 10:30 a. m. under the clock tower. 337 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:27,580 Santulan Kumar will find a solution… 338 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,580 that will permanently solve your problem. 339 00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,380 Are you making fun of me? 340 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:39,780 Call me a dog if you think I'm making fun of you. 341 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,510 Sharp at 10:30, okay? 342 00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:09,710 Uncle! 343 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:11,540 Over here! 344 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,440 Come on! 345 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:15,680 Come here! 346 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,480 Straight to the mansion now, brother? 347 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:19,740 Yes, straight there. 348 00:26:19,810 --> 00:26:21,780 Be comfortable, Uncle. Relax. 349 00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:23,410 Treat this as your own ride. 350 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:25,140 Meet my friend! 351 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,240 The Pappi Lahiri of Ujjain! Bandmaster Salim! 352 00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:35,440 -By the way, Mr. Santulan. -Yes? 353 00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:37,480 Where are we going? 354 00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:39,840 You stole the words off my mouth, Uncle! 355 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,640 You know Khan Baba… 356 00:26:42,380 --> 00:26:43,640 the bodybuilder with a record? 357 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,440 You don't know him, Uncle?! 358 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,880 He's world-famous in all of Ujjain! 359 00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:50,640 He became a father at the age of 80. 360 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:52,880 Eighty-five to be precise. 361 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,710 See! I discounted five years! 362 00:26:55,810 --> 00:27:00,480 I mean he's still a player at this age. 363 00:27:00,610 --> 00:27:02,510 He is as virile as a young boy. 364 00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:05,210 People come from far and wide for his secret formula. 365 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,340 I'll get it for you. 366 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,610 -Right, Salim? -Absolutely right. 367 00:27:18,510 --> 00:27:19,840 Does he come home now? 368 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:21,610 No. 369 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:23,540 He doesn't even answer my calls now. 370 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:26,210 Why should this innocent child suffer because of your quarrel? 371 00:27:28,710 --> 00:27:29,610 Forget about it. 372 00:27:35,810 --> 00:27:37,240 Santulan, take it. 373 00:27:37,710 --> 00:27:39,540 Maybe it's someone like me seeking help. 374 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,780 Yes. 375 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,140 Well… 376 00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:45,310 Where the hell are you? 377 00:27:45,380 --> 00:27:47,880 Whenever I have customers at the shop, you've got to pee?! 378 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:50,810 The shaving cream is drying up, and you're busy watering the hole! 379 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,180 Yeah, hello! Yeah! 380 00:27:53,510 --> 00:27:55,180 You always make trouble during business hours! 381 00:27:55,710 --> 00:27:59,140 Are you calling from abroad? I can't hear you! 382 00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:00,480 I see! 383 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:03,710 I want you back at the shop in two minutes. Got it? 384 00:28:07,110 --> 00:28:07,810 How much longer? 385 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,140 He's on his way. 386 00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:23,180 Come on, Uncle. 387 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,810 I know this family very well. So, there will be no trouble at all. 388 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,540 I know all of them. 389 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,810 See, there he is. 390 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,780 Bodybuilder sir! Hello! 391 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,540 Sir. 392 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,710 We wanted to meet Khan Baba. 393 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,740 What for? 394 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,310 Nothing special. 395 00:28:41,580 --> 00:28:43,480 This is my friend Mr. Atmaram Dubey. 396 00:28:43,710 --> 00:28:47,210 He was the senior typist at the district bank. He's retired now. 397 00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:48,440 Well… 398 00:28:51,380 --> 00:28:54,480 he's keen on batting on the pitch again, 399 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,310 but his body isn't allowing him. 400 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,140 If we could get him that secret formula, it would do the trick. 401 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,380 The formula! 402 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,780 -Only Dad can give you that. -Where can I find him? 403 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,380 -He's inside. -All right. 404 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:14,740 But be careful. 405 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:16,810 He is short-tempered. 406 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,610 Wife… 407 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:46,840 Don't cry. 408 00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,310 No, sir! 409 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:04,110 First things first, a huge congratulations to you. 410 00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:05,340 I mean, big time. 411 00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:10,280 What a performance even at this age! You're incredible, sir! 412 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,280 I am impressed. 413 00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:15,180 The thing is… 414 00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:19,180 one can't cover the sun with sand. 415 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,540 Tell me your problem. 416 00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:26,610 The problem… 417 00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:32,240 Sir… 418 00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:35,680 Sir… 419 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,210 the problem is severe. 420 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,710 Well, one wants to perform just like you… 421 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,810 but is unable to. 422 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,340 The player is eager to play another innings 423 00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:46,840 but has to sit out like the 12th man. 424 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,180 He hasn't got the power anymore, sir. 425 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:52,310 -Am I getting through to you-- -You mean the problem is down here! 426 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:57,240 It's not here, the problem is with the old model sitting over there. 427 00:30:57,380 --> 00:30:58,580 It's all good here. 428 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,410 When was the last time you got on the pitch? 429 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:15,140 I… I mean… 430 00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:16,710 When was the last time? 431 00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:19,740 Sir, 20 years, give or take. 432 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:37,340 The sword remains sharp only when it's put to use. 433 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:43,740 You didn't use it for so long… 434 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:47,780 and now it's become rusty. 435 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,780 The nerves are jammed. 436 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,440 They need to be unlocked. 437 00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:54,480 With a sword?! 438 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,310 With raw onions. 439 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,740 Eat lots of onions. 440 00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:08,210 It gives you masculine power. 441 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,410 The heat from the onions 442 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:15,240 will open up the nerves that are jammed. 443 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,710 And exercise. 444 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,440 Do as many sit-ups as you can. 445 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:24,640 And watch the effect in ten days. 446 00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:29,280 You will feel like jumping on rooftops. 447 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,840 But you must eat at least 10-12 onions every day. 448 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,580 Like this. 449 00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,640 Dad… 450 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,210 Grandpa is calling. 451 00:32:49,140 --> 00:32:50,240 Now leave. 452 00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:52,140 My father is calling me. 453 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,140 And don't forget onions. 454 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:02,310 Onions in, weakness out. 455 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,780 His father's still alive?! 456 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,540 Amazing. 457 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:25,840 What's wrong, Dad? 458 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,180 If you don't like this one, shall I get a different dish made for you? 459 00:33:28,410 --> 00:33:30,580 No, that's not it. 460 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,810 Is there a problem? 461 00:33:32,710 --> 00:33:33,610 Prob-- 462 00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:37,140 Problem? 463 00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:38,510 There is a problem. 464 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,280 I've had a tingling sensation in my right leg for a few days. 465 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,180 Someone advised me to eat raw onions as a cure. That's it. 466 00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:49,240 I was worrying without any reason. 467 00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:55,110 Look, Atma, stop eating freaking onions… 468 00:33:55,710 --> 00:33:57,640 and try the sacred ash instead. 469 00:33:57,740 --> 00:33:59,780 Leave it. This is beyond your comprehension. 470 00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,580 Fine. Go ahead and fulfill your desire. 471 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,840 I'll also see how many beds you break! 472 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:08,810 Brother, at this age, the body and mind don't work in tandem. 473 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,610 -Mine do. -They do? 474 00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:12,610 Then, why are you eating so many onions? 475 00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:14,540 Mine do, he says! 476 00:34:14,810 --> 00:34:17,280 We live in a society, not in some other world. 477 00:34:17,810 --> 00:34:19,110 There are some rules here. 478 00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:30,380 Why… 479 00:34:32,610 --> 00:34:36,410 Do I see these shadows? 480 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,410 Why does 481 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,540 This loneliness keep growing? 482 00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:51,440 A part of me 483 00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:56,210 Still has hopes 484 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,280 A part of me 485 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:07,610 Is dreaming 486 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:21,310 The earth under me quivers 487 00:35:22,140 --> 00:35:26,410 The abode that dwells in my heart 488 00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:33,840 I am going astray on this lonely path 489 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:40,210 What path is this? 490 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,340 Fill your wet eyes 491 00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:52,380 With the memories of the past 492 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:59,180 Don't let this distance prevail It's lonely 493 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:04,880 This path is lonely 494 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:15,410 Eighty-one. 495 00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:17,880 Eighty-two. 496 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,510 MR. SANTULAN 497 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,740 Oh! 498 00:36:28,710 --> 00:36:30,310 Yes, Santu. 499 00:36:30,540 --> 00:36:32,340 To what do I owe this call? 500 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,580 What's the matter, Uncle? You're panting so much. 501 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,580 I guess you're making out in full swing! 502 00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:40,540 No, I've been doing sit-ups for the last ten days. 503 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,340 And I've eaten so many onions 504 00:36:43,740 --> 00:36:46,380 that even my sweat smells like onions now. 505 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,210 You see, Uncle, to gain some, you have to lose some. 506 00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:56,240 No, you're right. I am trying my best. 507 00:36:56,710 --> 00:37:00,710 And I get confidence when I talk to you. 508 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,710 No, Uncle, don't say such things. 509 00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:07,210 Just give us the good news soon, Uncle. 510 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,780 -I'll be waiting, okay? -Okay. 511 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,340 -Okay, Uncle. Good night. -Hello? 512 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,380 You're great! 513 00:37:20,210 --> 00:37:21,810 I could smell the onions over the phone. 514 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:26,380 Why are you screwing with the old man? 515 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:28,380 Leave him alone. He's a simple, honest man. 516 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,810 Even I am a simple man. 517 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:32,710 Look, Guddu, you have a television for entertainment, 518 00:37:32,810 --> 00:37:35,340 and I have guys like him. 519 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,610 It's like watching a live show. 520 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:43,540 This pain that flows through my eyes 521 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,640 Is momentary 522 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:56,110 This deluge won't stay forever 523 00:37:57,210 --> 00:38:03,710 The sun will shine again 524 00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:08,680 This cloud is light 525 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:14,210 I know what's going to happen tomorrow 526 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:21,640 Someday, it will appear before me 527 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:26,440 With a smile on its face 528 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:47,380 It's back! 529 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,340 It's back! All hail Santulan! 530 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,880 Glory to Santu! I got it back! 531 00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:54,640 Wow! 532 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,310 -Dad… -I got it back! 533 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:57,580 -What's wrong with Dad? -Let me check. 534 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,780 -A girl as delicate as a flower-- -Dad, what happened? 535 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,240 -Open the door, Dad! -Open the door! 536 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:09,610 What-- 537 00:39:10,410 --> 00:39:11,540 What's wrong, Mukesh? 538 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,810 That's what I am asking you. 539 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:15,510 -Why are you screaming at this hour? -Onions! 540 00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:17,880 -Current. -Did you get an electric shock? 541 00:39:18,140 --> 00:39:20,240 No… it's back. 542 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,140 Where? 543 00:39:23,210 --> 00:39:24,810 Remember, I told you 544 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,140 -about the tingling in my right leg? -Yeah. 545 00:39:27,210 --> 00:39:29,610 -Yes. -Yes. What about that? 546 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,610 It's completely gone. 547 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,610 -Gone? -Anu! 548 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,840 -Anu! -Yes, Auntie! 549 00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:39,310 Why is Mr. Dubey screaming in the middle of the night? 550 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,710 It's nothing, Auntie. 551 00:39:42,210 --> 00:39:44,410 -He got his current back. -Current?! 552 00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:46,510 Not the electric current. 553 00:39:46,810 --> 00:39:50,240 His leg which had gone numb got its sensation back. 554 00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:52,310 Oh, God! I was scared out of my wits! 555 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:53,610 Now that he's all right, 556 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,810 tell him to stop wandering about on his cycle. 557 00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:59,740 Now, go back to sleep, and let us sleep as well! 558 00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:07,180 ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION 559 00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:12,340 Hello, Uncle. 560 00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:15,780 You'll live a hundred years. I was just thinking about you. 561 00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:18,210 -Yeah, just a minute. -I've been thinking about you 562 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,180 since last night. 563 00:40:20,110 --> 00:40:23,340 I don't know how to thank you. 564 00:40:23,410 --> 00:40:25,480 No need to thank me, Uncle. 565 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,610 Just make the mission a success, and that will be my thank you. 566 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,580 The mission's been accomplished. 567 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,710 What do you mean? You mean-- 568 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,140 -You mean an explosion happened?! -Not just-- 569 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,380 It was a double explosion! 570 00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:39,840 I just wanted to thank you. 571 00:40:40,180 --> 00:40:43,380 To hell with thank you, we're going to celebrate, Uncle! 572 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,140 You'll have to throw a party this evening! 573 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:49,310 Yeah, sure. I'll throw a party. 574 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:51,710 I'll tell everyone at home that I'm going for a religious sermon. 575 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,840 Okay. See you in the evening, then. 576 00:40:55,110 --> 00:40:56,610 In the sermon. 577 00:40:57,140 --> 00:40:58,680 There'll be other rituals as well. 578 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:07,740 The other day, when we went to see that bodybuilder together… 579 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:11,740 I knew we had a strong bond with each other. 580 00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:12,710 Uncle… 581 00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:19,280 what is it called… desolation… annihilation… 582 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:21,310 -Solution. -Yes, solution. 583 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:25,640 Now that your problem is solved, have you thought about what you will do? 584 00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:28,310 What's there to think? 585 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,880 I'll explain what he's trying to say. 586 00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:33,110 He means to say… 587 00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:36,780 -do you feel like doing it now? -Yes. 588 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,140 Yeah? 589 00:41:39,210 --> 00:41:40,110 I mean… 590 00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:43,310 I do… 591 00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:46,710 but there are rules and regulations. 592 00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:48,440 We live in a society. 593 00:41:48,780 --> 00:41:50,580 It doesn't suit me at this age. 594 00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:53,240 Uncle, I won't comment on that, 595 00:41:53,410 --> 00:41:56,280 but Phulwanti is Rakesh's good friend. 596 00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:57,880 Right, Rakesh? I can call her right now if you want. 597 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:01,480 Absolutely, Uncle. Should I call her, or will you? 598 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:07,410 Here, in Ujjain? 599 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,510 I understand what you're trying to say. 600 00:42:12,140 --> 00:42:16,510 Look, Uncle, your right hand shouldn't know what the left's up to. 601 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,380 That's Santulan aka a balancing act. 602 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:20,210 Just say yes. 603 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,580 And we are there to look after him, right? 604 00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:29,110 Shall I fix it? 605 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:37,810 Uncle. 606 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,880 APNA LODGE 607 00:42:39,510 --> 00:42:40,610 Where were you? 608 00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:43,210 Even the cops in Hindi films would've arrived before you. 609 00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:47,310 My grandson had diarrhea, so I got caught up. 610 00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:49,780 Stop wasting time, Uncle. 611 00:42:50,310 --> 00:42:52,840 Go straight to room no. 108. 612 00:42:53,710 --> 00:42:54,610 She is waiting for you. 613 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,210 You see, overthinking weakens the intention. 614 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,110 -Yeah. -So, don't think too much. 615 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,340 -Room no. 108. -108. 616 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:06,380 -Uncle! -108. 617 00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:09,310 Uncle, you?! Here?! 618 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,510 Didn't you recognize me? 619 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,840 Gullu. Girish. 620 00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:15,780 -Mr. Agarwal's son. -Santulan! 621 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,610 Hey! 622 00:43:18,340 --> 00:43:20,210 Where the hell are those dogs? 623 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,240 I'll break their legs if I catch them. 624 00:43:23,610 --> 00:43:26,540 That scoundrel made me wait for two hours. 625 00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:28,540 Tell me, Uncle. 626 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,340 -Is there no value of my time? -Yes. 627 00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:34,110 If you had booked me for hanky-panky… 628 00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:35,710 would you be late? 629 00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:38,480 Are you out of your mind? 630 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,480 Spewing vulgar nonsense in front of a decent man! 631 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:47,810 Dad, what are you doing here? 632 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:51,140 -Manohar's son has opened a lodge. -Hey, old man, where are you going? Wait! 633 00:43:51,310 --> 00:43:53,240 -But I didn't know-- -Where are you going? 634 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,880 I don't know. 635 00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:08,210 Hey, Uncle! Stop, you… 636 00:44:08,810 --> 00:44:09,740 How are you, Uncle? 637 00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:11,710 Hello, little one. How are you? 638 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,840 By the way, did you give it a thought? 639 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:18,410 Phulwanti. Rakesh was asking. 640 00:44:19,210 --> 00:44:23,210 No, Santu. I thought about her all night… 641 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,210 -Okay. -but it's not possible here. 642 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:28,580 If anyone sees me, I'll be as good as dead. 643 00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:30,140 It's nothing like that, Uncle. 644 00:44:30,380 --> 00:44:32,240 Just tell me, do you want it or not? 645 00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:34,440 -What? -Do you want it or not? 646 00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:40,380 Great. I'll handle everything else. If not here, then someplace else. 647 00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:42,210 Hey, Atma! 648 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,440 Carry on, Uncle. We'll catch up later. 649 00:44:46,510 --> 00:44:48,140 Okay. Okay, Uncle. 650 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:49,840 Let's go. Bye, little one. 651 00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:51,840 How are you? 652 00:44:52,110 --> 00:44:54,210 Santu, who was that uncle? 653 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:55,540 He's my latest plaything. 654 00:44:55,810 --> 00:44:57,510 He's a very entertaining man. 655 00:44:58,810 --> 00:45:01,310 Let's go, madam. Please make way. 656 00:45:02,610 --> 00:45:04,340 It's been a while, brother. 657 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,580 Where had you been? 658 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,810 -I wasn't around. -I see. 659 00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:10,640 I took a trip abroad. 660 00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:13,840 -Bangkok, Thailand. -Thailand? Bangkok? 661 00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:17,580 Isn't it next to America? 662 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:20,240 Don't be a fool. 663 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:24,880 America's on the left, and Bangkok's on the right. 664 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,110 This side. 665 00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,840 It's a ticket to paradise. 666 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:34,280 What women! 667 00:45:35,110 --> 00:45:36,210 You continue. 668 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,310 And the sandwich massage is just out of this world! 669 00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:43,880 Sandwich-- You mean doing it while you eat?! 670 00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:44,840 No. 671 00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:48,780 They become the bread… 672 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,680 and you lie flat like a patty. 673 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:55,810 And then, both of them… full… 674 00:45:56,140 --> 00:45:59,140 What? You mean not even underwear?! 675 00:46:00,210 --> 00:46:01,380 What do you even know? 676 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,780 Girls abroad are very scantily dressed. Right, sir? 677 00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:06,640 You seem to know better, you tell him. 678 00:46:06,710 --> 00:46:09,640 No… I mean I have seen it. 679 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,410 Santu, will you keep quiet for a minute? 680 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,680 Mr. Jugnu, please continue. 681 00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:18,780 They squashed me like a cream biscuit. 682 00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:22,580 Oh, my! It was heaven! 683 00:46:24,210 --> 00:46:26,510 They cream you out… totally! 684 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,180 Brother, I'll be right back. 685 00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:29,680 I've got to rush to the bathroom. 686 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,380 -Get lost. -Oh, no. 687 00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:34,240 Oh, yes. 688 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,580 If just hearing this has this impact… 689 00:46:37,710 --> 00:46:40,310 he'll definitely die if he goes there. 690 00:46:41,740 --> 00:46:45,680 Russian, American, Englandian. 691 00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:48,880 -Englandian?! -Yes, they have every type available. 692 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:54,880 I'm telling you, one should definitely go to Thailand at least once. 693 00:46:56,410 --> 00:47:00,510 How can we go to Thailand? Can anyone go? 694 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:04,710 Yes, anyone can go. All you need is a passport and money. 695 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,810 Off you go. 696 00:47:08,410 --> 00:47:11,340 Look, neither will anyone recognize you nor will they remember you there. 697 00:47:12,110 --> 00:47:15,380 Imagine you're soaring like a free bird in the sky. 698 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:17,780 No, Santu, it's out of the question. 699 00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:19,710 I've never been beyond Ratlam. 700 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,110 How can I go to Thailand? No. 701 00:47:23,510 --> 00:47:25,480 How can you give up now, Uncle? 702 00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:29,580 See, life has given you a second chance. 703 00:47:29,810 --> 00:47:32,110 Put it to good use, or it will go to waste. 704 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,340 I can't do it. No. 705 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,880 -You can, Uncle. I'll help you do it. -No. 706 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:44,210 At least, keep the card. 707 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,640 You see, Uncle, I am just speaking as your well-wisher. 708 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:50,740 Because I've seen it myself. 709 00:47:51,310 --> 00:47:53,240 Your efforts, your struggle… 710 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,380 the blood and sweat you put in to get to this point. 711 00:47:58,740 --> 00:48:02,840 That's why, Uncle, your efforts shouldn't go to waste. 712 00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:07,340 I know… you only want what's best for me. 713 00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:09,310 Then give it a thought for my sake. 714 00:48:10,110 --> 00:48:12,180 A trip to Thailand. 715 00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,740 That's all I had to say, Uncle. 716 00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:17,880 I'll hang up now. Good night. 717 00:48:31,510 --> 00:48:33,180 Looks like you need a haircut. 718 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,480 Tell me something, son. 719 00:48:41,110 --> 00:48:43,780 Can we watch anything in the world on your computer? 720 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:45,340 Yes, Grandpa. 721 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,740 Just type whatever you want to see, and press enter. 722 00:48:48,810 --> 00:48:50,380 -Simple. -You mean any place? 723 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,180 -Yes. -Okay. 724 00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:55,210 Bye, Grandpa. Bye, Gonu. 725 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,610 Now, watch. Mr. Dubey will quickly go inside and bolt the door. 726 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,640 -Really? -Yes. 727 00:49:02,410 --> 00:49:03,310 Panchal Auntie. 728 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,740 Can you look after Gonu for a couple of hours? 729 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:07,140 You have to do nothing. 730 00:49:07,510 --> 00:49:09,380 I've fed him. 731 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,740 If he starts crying, just give him this lollipop. 732 00:49:12,310 --> 00:49:13,480 Yes. Okay. 733 00:49:13,540 --> 00:49:14,440 Namaste. 734 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,580 Someone definitely comes in from the backdoor. 735 00:49:23,740 --> 00:49:24,640 Really? 736 00:49:37,110 --> 00:49:39,110 B-A-N… 737 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,380 G-I-R… 738 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,880 Here's Grandpa's little child. 739 00:50:16,710 --> 00:50:17,610 Knock harder. 740 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,180 Oh, no. 741 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,380 Oh, no! 742 00:50:34,610 --> 00:50:37,410 Yes. Coming. 743 00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:50,340 Who is it? What do you-- 744 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,480 He's wet his pants. 745 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,210 I've been pounding on the door for so long! 746 00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:55,440 I was in the bathroom. 747 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:56,840 Bathroom? 748 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,740 Oh, yeah! Come, baby! Come! 749 00:51:04,510 --> 00:51:05,610 Come on, baby. 750 00:51:06,310 --> 00:51:08,640 I guess someone's calling you from the bathroom. 751 00:51:09,410 --> 00:51:11,380 No, believe me, I am alone in the house-- 752 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,340 Oh, yeah! 753 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,610 No, I… 754 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,380 What is this? 755 00:51:55,810 --> 00:51:59,610 Is this why I got you a computer, so you could watch these vulgar things? 756 00:52:00,310 --> 00:52:01,210 What? 757 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,380 The father couldn't even aim, but the son is a shooter. 758 00:52:03,540 --> 00:52:06,510 I've never gone beyond Indore, and prince charming wants to go to Bangkok. 759 00:52:06,580 --> 00:52:07,580 You want to go to Bangkok?! 760 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,380 -Dad, I'm telling the truth-- -Shut up! 761 00:52:12,610 --> 00:52:15,780 Is this browser history lying? Do you think I am stupid? 762 00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:19,380 I'll slap you if you don't tell me who's filling your mind with this filth! 763 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,380 I've been telling you to get the internet disconnected. 764 00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,440 Few kids have been caught in school as well, Dad. 765 00:52:25,540 --> 00:52:26,780 What's wrong, Mukesh? 766 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:29,640 Why are you screaming? Even the neighbors can hear you. 767 00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,410 Kids these days, Auntie, what can I say? 768 00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:35,310 I got him this computer for his studies… 769 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,640 and he's using it to watch obscene things. 770 00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:48,880 There's a power cut again. 771 00:52:49,210 --> 00:52:50,740 Good God. Close all the doors and windows. 772 00:52:50,810 --> 00:52:52,610 I read in the newspaper this morning. 773 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,340 There's a new gang in Ujjain. 774 00:52:54,410 --> 00:52:57,610 First, they cut off the power supply and then rob the entire house. 775 00:52:57,710 --> 00:52:58,880 Take care of your jewelry. 776 00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:01,540 Good God, all the doors of my house are open. 777 00:53:01,610 --> 00:53:02,610 I am going. 778 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,880 Dad, calm down. 779 00:53:07,210 --> 00:53:08,180 Just do me a favor. 780 00:53:09,310 --> 00:53:11,880 Get his hair cut this short tomorrow, military style. 781 00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:16,310 And you… act your age. 782 00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:26,110 Grandpa… 783 00:53:27,410 --> 00:53:29,580 did you watch anything on the computer? 784 00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:33,640 Did you, Grandpa? 785 00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:36,810 Get some sleep, dear. 786 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,310 Who tells us what to do at what age, Grandpa? 787 00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:43,880 You see, dear… 788 00:53:45,540 --> 00:53:50,180 every generation tells the next generation. 789 00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:53,140 My father told me. 790 00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:56,340 And did you tell my father? 791 00:53:57,540 --> 00:53:58,440 Yes. 792 00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:59,740 Why? 793 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,340 Exactly. 794 00:54:02,140 --> 00:54:03,340 I made a mistake. 795 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,810 WHEREVER LIFE TAKES YOU, GO FEARLESSLY 796 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,180 LIFE WILL GIVE YOU PRECIOUS EXPERIENCES 797 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,240 Santu, I thought about your suggestion. 798 00:54:49,740 --> 00:54:52,510 But… I'm in a dilemma. 799 00:54:54,110 --> 00:54:55,310 What will I tell my family? 800 00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,710 Of course, I can't tell them, and only the crooks lie. 801 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,580 Look, Uncle. 802 00:55:07,210 --> 00:55:09,380 There's no problem in the world that cannot be solved. 803 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,610 We'll find a solution to this issue as well… together. 804 00:55:12,710 --> 00:55:15,610 I'm just happy that you've made up your mind. 805 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,380 I mean you made me proud, Uncle. 806 00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:21,280 I salute your courage. 807 00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:24,110 It's the best decision you've made. 808 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,810 Honestly, I want to come along with you, 809 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:30,340 and both of us should just have a blast together. 810 00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,840 What are you saying, Santu? 811 00:55:33,410 --> 00:55:34,440 Aren't you married? 812 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,880 Trust is crucial in a marriage. 813 00:55:40,140 --> 00:55:41,340 It's the bond of love. 814 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:42,810 How can you break that? 815 00:55:47,180 --> 00:55:49,280 No… I was just saying it for the heck of it. 816 00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:50,440 I didn't mean it. 817 00:55:50,510 --> 00:55:53,280 I'll be here. You go. I'll be here. 818 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,780 You give me courage, 819 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,380 otherwise, I've not even seen an airplane in my life. 820 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:05,310 What are you saying, Uncle? I'll get you a seat right next to the pilot. 821 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,640 No need for all that. 822 00:56:06,710 --> 00:56:08,240 Shall I call the travel agent, then? 823 00:56:08,540 --> 00:56:09,780 Let's get your passport made. 824 00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:17,510 You'll find her there, Uncle. 825 00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:26,380 Brother, just say yes without any hesitation. 826 00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:27,880 It's the best offer one can get. 827 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,880 We're all so attached to Uncle now. 828 00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:34,380 Everyone said the trip won't be the same without him. 829 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,640 And this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 830 00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:38,210 You're right. 831 00:56:38,510 --> 00:56:39,810 Is Uncle Tiwari joining you guys? 832 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,610 -Hey, check the list. -Yeah, okay. 833 00:56:46,110 --> 00:56:49,680 Tiwari's son and daughter-in-law are not willing to pay. 834 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,680 Oh, yes. Uncle had told me about it. 835 00:56:52,310 --> 00:56:53,780 I don't have any problem. 836 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:55,810 Ask Dad. His feet were acting up. 837 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,480 Yes, Uncle had mentioned. So, Uncle, do you feel better now? 838 00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:02,780 Yes, my leg's absolutely fine now. 839 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,840 -I see. -But Mukesh… 840 00:57:05,310 --> 00:57:08,410 -Yes? -I don't feel like going. 841 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,740 Why, Dad? What's wrong? 842 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,610 They're such nice people, it's such a nice offer. You should go. 843 00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,280 No, they are nice people. Very nice people. 844 00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:20,780 -So? -But who will drop Chikki off at school… 845 00:57:21,510 --> 00:57:24,640 and look after Gonu all day? Where will the poor boy stay? 846 00:57:25,210 --> 00:57:28,510 Stop worrying about these little things, Dad. 847 00:57:29,310 --> 00:57:30,210 Anu. 848 00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:31,640 Anu will take a week off. 849 00:57:32,310 --> 00:57:33,310 It's all decided now. 850 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,540 -I said the same thing, brother. -Okay. 851 00:57:35,610 --> 00:57:38,410 Uncle, there's no problem without a solution. 852 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,810 You see… as long as body and soul are together, collect all the virtues you can. 853 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,110 The future is unpredictable. 854 00:57:44,310 --> 00:57:47,180 Yes, you're absolutely right. Right. 855 00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:50,380 -Just add his name to the list. -Yeah, sure. 856 00:57:50,540 --> 00:57:54,180 Dad, you should go. You'll feel good. Right? 857 00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:57,710 -Yeah, we'll make sure he has a good time. -Yeah. 858 00:58:02,140 --> 00:58:05,640 Slowly, gradually The fire is slowing down 859 00:58:06,310 --> 00:58:10,180 But thousands of doubts Are still on my mind 860 00:58:10,410 --> 00:58:14,240 I won't give up I keep telling my mind 861 00:58:14,710 --> 00:58:18,210 I walk strong on staggering paths 862 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,340 Agreed, my heart has no fun left 863 00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:27,710 Life is a prison 864 00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:32,180 I have to rise at the end of the day 865 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:36,710 I have to keep moving forward, O traveler 866 00:58:43,410 --> 00:58:47,180 Slowly, gradually The fire is slowing down 867 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:51,480 Although several doubts My mind's like a bird 868 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:31,140 I left my fears behind 869 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:34,240 I have changed 870 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:44,210 I firmly graced the hand of my will 871 00:59:44,510 --> 00:59:48,340 I go wherever my heart takes me 872 00:59:48,510 --> 00:59:52,740 Let your life be controlled by your will 873 00:59:52,810 --> 00:59:57,140 So said the saints 874 00:59:57,310 --> 00:59:58,440 -Mr. Dubey. -Yes. 875 00:59:58,510 --> 01:00:02,640 Agreed, my heart has no fun left 876 01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:06,780 Life is a prison 877 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,810 Tell Mukesh not to hit him. 878 01:00:11,810 --> 01:00:14,440 Mr. Dubey, don't forget to bring back holy offerings from your pilgrimage. 879 01:00:14,540 --> 01:00:16,340 Auntie, for that, he has to go first. 880 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,180 Yes. 881 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,140 Let's go. 882 01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:20,580 -Bye. -Bye, Dad. 883 01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,680 Bye, Kanu. 884 01:00:23,110 --> 01:00:26,610 I hope Anu's onion trick cures my arm as well. 885 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:27,580 It will. 886 01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:31,640 Remember, Uncle, as soon as you land, go straight to the address we gave you 887 01:00:31,710 --> 01:00:34,410 -and complete the mission. -Yes. 888 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:37,380 Okay, Uncle. 889 01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:40,240 Give me your old phone. 890 01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:42,640 And switch on the new one as soon as you get there. 891 01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,210 He looks so proud. 892 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,440 Ready for your air travel, Uncle? 893 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:50,740 Santu… 894 01:00:51,810 --> 01:00:52,710 Uncle… 895 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:55,640 Uncle… 896 01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:58,510 Take care. 897 01:01:03,340 --> 01:01:04,280 I have a… 898 01:01:08,180 --> 01:01:09,240 -For me? -Yes. 899 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,640 Looks like a degree. Uncle has made me a doctor. 900 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:12,780 No… 901 01:01:13,180 --> 01:01:15,140 -And this as well. -What's all this, Uncle? 902 01:01:15,810 --> 01:01:17,510 Take care, everyone. 903 01:01:19,380 --> 01:01:21,440 -Oh, yes. -Give me my bag. 904 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:22,680 Careful. 905 01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:24,410 Open it at leisure. 906 01:01:24,510 --> 01:01:26,410 Take care of yourself, Uncle. 907 01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:27,840 Hey! 908 01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,310 Listen to me, guys, stop him. We still have time. 909 01:01:31,410 --> 01:01:32,810 Someone, please talk to Santu. 910 01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:43,440 Santu! 911 01:01:44,340 --> 01:01:46,580 You've landed the biggest joke ever! 912 01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,340 That's the magic of Santulan. 913 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,880 This is mine, and this is yours. 914 01:02:15,410 --> 01:02:16,640 Are you feeling cold? 915 01:02:16,740 --> 01:02:17,780 No. Why? 916 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,440 You've wrapped that muffler around your face. 917 01:02:24,710 --> 01:02:27,610 -Do you have any relatives in Bangkok? -No. 918 01:02:28,540 --> 01:02:31,780 Then you should also cover your face. This flight is to Bangkok. 919 01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:35,580 If someone clicks a selfie and posts it on the internet, 920 01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:36,880 you'll become popular. 921 01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:20,740 "Dear Santulan, I must have done some good deeds in my past life 922 01:03:20,810 --> 01:03:22,210 to earn a good friend like you. 923 01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:26,480 I know you must have lost precious time trying to help me. 924 01:03:26,810 --> 01:03:29,210 I know you have no shortage of money, 925 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:33,110 and what you did for me cannot be compensated with money. 926 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:37,510 Still, here are 5000 rupees as a gift from one friend to another. 927 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:39,180 Santulan, your friends are also 928 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,740 -very nice and honest people. -Oh, wow. 929 01:03:40,810 --> 01:03:45,180 There is only one problem. You don't look after your health. 930 01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,510 I suggest you take up cycling like me. 931 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:49,680 After all, health is wealth. 932 01:03:49,740 --> 01:03:52,380 Blah-blah, all good, blah-blah. Forgive me, lots of love. 933 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:54,240 Yours truly, Atmaram Dubey. " 934 01:03:54,310 --> 01:03:55,510 Excellent! Wow! 935 01:03:56,780 --> 01:03:59,280 And this is Uncle's sixer. Look here. 936 01:04:00,310 --> 01:04:01,310 Amazing! 937 01:04:01,410 --> 01:04:04,210 Santu, that looks exactly like you. 938 01:04:04,410 --> 01:04:06,780 -It's my portrait, so it'll look like me. -Right. 939 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:10,280 All said and done, Uncle trusts Santu like family. 940 01:04:10,340 --> 01:04:11,240 Yes. 941 01:04:11,310 --> 01:04:12,810 Little does he know that even Santu's family cannot trust him. 942 01:04:14,310 --> 01:04:15,210 True. 943 01:04:31,810 --> 01:04:33,840 -Mister! -Yes? 944 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,580 -Are you from India? -No, Pakistan. 945 01:04:38,740 --> 01:04:41,310 -Yes? -No, it's all right. 946 01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:47,240 Even from Pakistan?! 947 01:04:48,340 --> 01:04:49,240 Amazing. 948 01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:50,680 Hey! 949 01:04:56,540 --> 01:04:58,440 -Mister… -Yes, darling, I am coming. 950 01:04:58,510 --> 01:05:00,310 I am coming. Boom-Boom. 951 01:05:01,340 --> 01:05:02,840 Wait for just one hour. I will be there. 952 01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:05,410 -What are you wearing? -Mister. 953 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:06,680 Why have you covered your face? 954 01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:08,480 Baby, hold on. One minute. 955 01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:10,140 You told me to on the plane. 956 01:05:10,410 --> 01:05:13,510 That was on the plane. Here, no one has the time. 957 01:05:13,580 --> 01:05:16,780 -Okay. I had to go to this place… -Where? 958 01:05:18,340 --> 01:05:19,510 Pathumwan. 959 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,440 -Pathumwan? -Yes. 960 01:05:21,740 --> 01:05:23,140 -You go straight. -Okay. 961 01:05:23,210 --> 01:05:24,240 One-two, one-two. 962 01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:25,440 -Gate. -Gate. 963 01:05:25,510 --> 01:05:26,480 -Then, take a left. -Left. 964 01:05:26,610 --> 01:05:27,780 There, you'll find the metro. 965 01:05:28,180 --> 01:05:29,310 Metro? 966 01:05:29,380 --> 01:05:31,340 Metro! Train! 967 01:05:31,540 --> 01:05:34,380 -Okay. Train. Got it. -Climb down the metro stairs. 968 01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:35,440 -Down. -Main road. 969 01:05:35,510 --> 01:05:36,610 -Main road. -Taxi. 970 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,440 -Taxi. -Pathumwan. 971 01:05:38,510 --> 01:05:40,610 Goodbye. Okay, bye. 972 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:43,380 Sorry, sweetie. I am coming. 973 01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:36,580 Santu! 974 01:06:37,310 --> 01:06:39,440 I think someone is calling on Mr. Atmaram's cell phone. 975 01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:40,640 Pick it up. 976 01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:47,610 Hello. 977 01:06:48,110 --> 01:06:49,640 Hello, brother. Santulan speaking. 978 01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:51,510 Greetings. How are you? 979 01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:53,680 Did you all reach? How was the journey? 980 01:06:54,110 --> 01:06:57,240 With the grace of God, we arrived safe and sound. 981 01:06:57,580 --> 01:07:00,640 Great. That's amazing. Let me speak to Dad. 982 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:05,140 Dad? Uncle is freshening up. 983 01:07:05,310 --> 01:07:06,710 I'll ask him to call you once he's back. 984 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:08,740 That's all right. Not a problem. 985 01:07:09,180 --> 01:07:13,280 And don't worry. We're taking good care of him. 986 01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:16,140 Yes, you guys are there to take care of him, so I'm at peace. 987 01:07:16,740 --> 01:07:18,810 You guys carry on with your schedule. 988 01:07:19,210 --> 01:07:21,380 Don't forget to tell my dad that I had called. 989 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:23,340 Tell him to call me back. Shall I hang up? 990 01:07:23,410 --> 01:07:25,780 -Okay. -Goodbye, brother. 991 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:27,480 Goodbye. 992 01:07:36,780 --> 01:07:37,810 Taxi. 993 01:07:39,410 --> 01:07:40,310 Taxi. 994 01:07:40,380 --> 01:07:42,610 A real man sways Without getting high 995 01:07:42,740 --> 01:07:47,810 Driving a taxi to make a living Is an excuse 996 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:52,440 Wanna bump into new people Under the blue sky day and night 997 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:55,580 Hello, brother. 998 01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:57,640 India? Where do you want to go? 999 01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,880 Are you also from India? 1000 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,510 I am from everywhere. 1001 01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:04,710 I want to go to Pathumwan… 1002 01:08:05,180 --> 01:08:08,880 where people go to do that… program! 1003 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:13,210 Artists from all over the world come here 1004 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,410 With their art and beat 1005 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,140 But one that never tires lasts longer 1006 01:08:18,210 --> 01:08:20,580 And he's committed to winning 1007 01:08:21,540 --> 01:08:23,110 Are you sure you'll get me there? 1008 01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:26,540 First time in Bangkok? 1009 01:08:27,380 --> 01:08:29,380 I have a friend Santulan Kumar. 1010 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,110 He said that I should visit Bangkok once. 1011 01:08:32,510 --> 01:08:34,640 So, I thought… 1012 01:08:35,540 --> 01:08:38,440 -I should do a program here as well. -Careful, bro. 1013 01:08:38,710 --> 01:08:41,680 Coming here is easy, but going back is hard. 1014 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,280 -Really? -Yes. 1015 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,580 Like my great-grandfather. He never went back. 1016 01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,340 -Are you serious? -Yes. 1017 01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:50,510 Amazing. Did your father also come here for a program? 1018 01:08:50,580 --> 01:08:51,540 No, bro. 1019 01:08:52,210 --> 01:08:53,380 Not for any program. 1020 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,510 I am the only one in my family who's interested in music. 1021 01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:58,510 By the way, I have a pretty colorful family. 1022 01:08:58,880 --> 01:08:59,840 Listen to this. 1023 01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:02,710 Five, four, three, two, one, go! 1024 01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:05,380 I have a pretty crooked family photo frame 1025 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:07,810 Great-grandpa was In the British Army posted in Burma 1026 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,440 Married a Thai girl And settled down in Thailand 1027 01:09:10,510 --> 01:09:13,110 Grandpa got stuck marrying a Bangladeshi 1028 01:09:13,180 --> 01:09:16,580 My father wedded my mom Who was a Pakistani 1029 01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,140 This is my story 1030 01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,280 And this is Pathumwan 939. 1031 01:09:20,340 --> 01:09:23,710 Myself, Zandu Singh the Great, the voice of Thailand. 1032 01:09:24,310 --> 01:09:25,840 If you need to go anywhere or go sightseeing in Bangkok, 1033 01:09:26,110 --> 01:09:26,840 just give me a call. 1034 01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:29,740 An artist will be here for another artist. 1035 01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:31,610 All the best for your program. 1036 01:09:32,380 --> 01:09:33,380 Perform well. 1037 01:10:16,180 --> 01:10:17,880 -Greetings! -Greetings! 1038 01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:40,810 That taxi guy dropped me off here. He said this is the place. I was-- 1039 01:10:41,140 --> 01:10:42,510 Greetings! 1040 01:10:43,340 --> 01:10:44,240 What? 1041 01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:46,540 Do you want to go inside? 1042 01:10:47,210 --> 01:10:48,610 Do you mean I'm at the right place? 1043 01:10:48,810 --> 01:10:50,340 Please head inside. 1044 01:11:06,780 --> 01:11:07,680 It's 200 baht. 1045 01:11:07,740 --> 01:11:09,210 -Two hundred. -Yeah. 1046 01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:16,680 You guys are pretty professional. 1047 01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:18,280 I just… 1048 01:11:19,540 --> 01:11:21,640 The madam on the card, where… 1049 01:11:22,180 --> 01:11:23,280 You're welcome. 1050 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:26,480 No, even you are very beautiful. I didn't mean it like that. 1051 01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:29,240 -Please come this way. -Shall we? 1052 01:11:29,740 --> 01:11:31,380 Come this way, please. 1053 01:12:07,780 --> 01:12:10,710 God bless you, Uncle. 1054 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:13,880 How was the trip? Did you visit the address on the card? 1055 01:12:14,310 --> 01:12:15,380 I did, but… 1056 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:17,880 Santu, there's some classical dance program happening here. 1057 01:12:18,140 --> 01:12:20,280 Classical dance? How is that possible, Uncle? 1058 01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:23,540 Did you meet the girl on the card or not? 1059 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,540 No, I didn't. 1060 01:12:24,810 --> 01:12:29,110 And these people charged me 200 baht for the classical program, 1061 01:12:29,180 --> 01:12:31,410 -and they're not giving me a refund. -Uncle's on the line. 1062 01:12:31,510 --> 01:12:33,810 And the new cell phone isn't working either. 1063 01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:35,640 I tried switching it on and off several times, 1064 01:12:35,710 --> 01:12:38,110 but there's no network. 1065 01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:40,480 How will you get a signal if you don't insert a SIM card? 1066 01:12:40,540 --> 01:12:42,140 We'll have to put in a SIM card. 1067 01:12:42,510 --> 01:12:44,210 Yes, I'll get a SIM card. 1068 01:12:44,410 --> 01:12:48,680 But please confirm with your friend where he went for the program. 1069 01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:49,840 I'll call him, Uncle. 1070 01:12:50,110 --> 01:12:53,110 And call me back on this number. I am waiting. 1071 01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:54,880 Fine, I'll call you back. I'll call him right now. 1072 01:12:56,880 --> 01:13:00,210 Two minutes. Five minutes. Call coming. 1073 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,680 The address on the card is wrong. 1074 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:04,840 It's some classical program instead of boom-boom. 1075 01:13:05,110 --> 01:13:05,810 What?! 1076 01:13:06,180 --> 01:13:08,810 -But… who gave you the card? -Yeah. 1077 01:13:13,410 --> 01:13:16,480 My Sai is so innocent 1078 01:13:16,540 --> 01:13:18,680 My Sai is so innocent 1079 01:13:19,710 --> 01:13:22,380 So saintly and innocent 1080 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,110 Mom, Papa's phone is ringing. 1081 01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:29,310 My Sai is so innocent So saintly and innocent 1082 01:13:29,380 --> 01:13:32,480 He's the image of God Sai is so sweet 1083 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:35,580 He's the image of God Sai is so sweet 1084 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,880 He's the image of God-- 1085 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:39,110 Mr. Jugnu, there's a slight emergency. 1086 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,580 I have a friend who's gone to Bangkok. 1087 01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,710 He is not able to find your girl there. 1088 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:46,140 Hello? 1089 01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:47,480 Hello! 1090 01:13:47,740 --> 01:13:48,880 Can you hear me? 1091 01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:50,740 Yes. So, brother, I was saying… 1092 01:13:50,810 --> 01:13:54,180 that the card that you gave me for the sandwich massage girl, 1093 01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:56,140 I think the address on that card is wrong. 1094 01:13:56,210 --> 01:13:58,580 -Can you reconfirm it again? -My Sai is so innocent 1095 01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,680 Brother, give me the address. 1096 01:14:00,140 --> 01:14:02,210 -That Englandian. -My Sai is so innocent 1097 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:04,540 Do you remember or not? Hello. 1098 01:14:06,210 --> 01:14:07,110 Hello-- 1099 01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:11,240 What is it? 1100 01:14:13,810 --> 01:14:15,110 My Sai is so innocent 1101 01:14:15,180 --> 01:14:16,140 What happened? 1102 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:17,680 You need a sandwich massage?! 1103 01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:20,240 -What are you doing? -Bloody scoundrel! 1104 01:14:20,310 --> 01:14:22,380 Stop! Hey! 1105 01:14:22,510 --> 01:14:24,480 You need a sandwich massage?! 1106 01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:26,180 -You will break my jaw. -I don't care! 1107 01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:27,210 Hey-- 1108 01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:33,610 -I'll give you a sandwich massage. -Have you lost your mind? 1109 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:36,340 -Sandwich massage! -What are you doing? Hey! 1110 01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:38,780 -I'll give you a sandwich massage. -Hey, stop! 1111 01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:41,240 -Mom! -I'll give you a sandwich massage. 1112 01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,380 -Wait. -Mom, don't do it! 1113 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,710 -Please don't! -I'll give you a sandwich massage. 1114 01:14:46,810 --> 01:14:48,580 Uncle's all alone out there, and… 1115 01:14:49,340 --> 01:14:51,840 Wait a minute! Listen! 1116 01:14:53,340 --> 01:14:54,240 Speak up! 1117 01:14:54,310 --> 01:14:57,110 There's so much pressure at work that I hardly get time to drink water. 1118 01:14:57,180 --> 01:14:59,210 Do you think I'll go to Bangkok to eat sandwiches? 1119 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,340 -Have you lost your mind? -I have lost my mind?! 1120 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:06,810 Oh, God! You shattered the photo frame completely-- 1121 01:15:07,540 --> 01:15:09,580 Oh, God! 1122 01:15:09,810 --> 01:15:12,680 What?! I am not a prostitute, okay? 1123 01:15:12,810 --> 01:15:15,640 What is this? Would you ask such a question to someone of your own? 1124 01:15:15,710 --> 01:15:19,380 Learn to respect the other person, got it? Don't ever call me again! 1125 01:15:19,710 --> 01:15:21,580 I cannot do this. Sorry. I just can't. 1126 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:23,610 -Mister! Listen! -I'm sorry. 1127 01:15:23,710 --> 01:15:25,280 Did you dial the wrong number? 1128 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,110 Did you dial the number on the card? 1129 01:15:30,310 --> 01:15:31,210 Mister! 1130 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:36,540 How is this possible? 1131 01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:41,410 Mister, can you dial this number on the card? 1132 01:15:42,340 --> 01:15:44,110 Dial… the number… on the card. 1133 01:15:44,180 --> 01:15:45,480 Please, brother. 1134 01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:48,740 You broke my shop. 1135 01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:52,480 Rascal, I'll slit you in two pieces, or my name isn't Jugnu! 1136 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:54,510 Stop, you rascal! 1137 01:15:55,110 --> 01:15:56,510 Run! 1138 01:15:57,810 --> 01:15:59,840 Run as fast as you can! 1139 01:16:00,410 --> 01:16:01,310 Hey! 1140 01:16:01,510 --> 01:16:02,710 What has he done this time? 1141 01:16:03,110 --> 01:16:05,640 I will make you run all the way to Bangkok now! 1142 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:08,580 You can run as much as you want. 1143 01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:12,510 -You… -Catch him! Stop! 1144 01:16:12,580 --> 01:16:13,480 Hey, stop! 1145 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,810 Stop! Catch him! 1146 01:16:19,380 --> 01:16:22,810 I will not spare you today. 1147 01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:24,780 Hey, rickshaw, catch that guy. 1148 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:27,340 There! He went that way! 1149 01:16:36,810 --> 01:16:39,680 The day I lay my hands on you, I'll chop your limbs off! 1150 01:16:39,740 --> 01:16:41,240 What did he do this time? 1151 01:16:41,580 --> 01:16:44,580 Had I been to Bangkok for real, it would still make sense. 1152 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,510 -What do you mean? -I mean… 1153 01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:48,740 -that day, these tour company guys, -Yeah? 1154 01:16:48,810 --> 01:16:51,480 those who send people to Bangkok, gave me a card. 1155 01:16:51,780 --> 01:16:53,110 For the Thai massage parlor. 1156 01:16:53,410 --> 01:16:58,740 And I gave that card to this idiot at your shop as a joke. 1157 01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:02,540 But he called my wife and spewed bullshit about me. 1158 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:04,540 -Where is that scoundrel? -I don't know. 1159 01:17:04,610 --> 01:17:05,540 Find him! 1160 01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:07,510 Santulan! 1161 01:17:12,810 --> 01:17:13,710 Hello. 1162 01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:17,440 Uncle, I guess your new number's working. 1163 01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:19,310 I thought so. 1164 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:22,880 Well, Santu, that's what I called to tell you. 1165 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:26,210 I met a gentleman who knows the address. 1166 01:17:26,410 --> 01:17:29,380 He's taking me with him in his car. 1167 01:17:29,510 --> 01:17:31,240 Who does that in this day and age? 1168 01:17:31,610 --> 01:17:35,210 Santu, I have high hopes that, this time, the mission will be accomplished. 1169 01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:37,740 Okay, I think I have reached the location. I'm hanging up now. 1170 01:17:52,380 --> 01:17:53,840 Hey, who is this new catch? 1171 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:05,780 Mistake. 1172 01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:07,210 Police! 1173 01:18:08,210 --> 01:18:09,240 Police coming! 1174 01:18:11,510 --> 01:18:12,780 Police coming! 1175 01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:17,540 What are you doing, madam? Let go of me! 1176 01:18:18,310 --> 01:18:20,510 I don't even know anyone, mister. 1177 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:22,540 Save me! No! 1178 01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:33,740 Oldie bro. 1179 01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:36,780 If you had said boom-boom instead of program… 1180 01:18:38,310 --> 01:18:39,540 there wouldn't have been any confusion. 1181 01:18:46,210 --> 01:18:47,110 Sit. 1182 01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:47,880 -Sit. -No. 1183 01:18:48,340 --> 01:18:49,640 Sit. 1184 01:18:51,180 --> 01:18:53,780 The entire world comes here for this. 1185 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:55,710 No need to feel embarrassed. 1186 01:18:56,410 --> 01:18:57,740 Now, you take rest in the room. 1187 01:18:58,510 --> 01:19:01,110 Tomorrow, I will take you for boom-boom. 1188 01:19:02,580 --> 01:19:03,480 And yes… 1189 01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:05,380 you won't need this anymore. 1190 01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,280 Goodbye. 1191 01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:31,340 ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION NEW 1192 01:19:33,540 --> 01:19:36,110 What's the matter, Uncle? You sound tired. 1193 01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:38,480 Seems like you're sweating it out in Bangkok. 1194 01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:44,740 Hello? 1195 01:19:47,110 --> 01:19:48,640 Hello! Uncle, are you crying? 1196 01:19:50,440 --> 01:19:51,640 I can't do it. 1197 01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:56,140 Hello? 1198 01:19:56,440 --> 01:19:59,640 I'm getting punished… 1199 01:20:00,410 --> 01:20:01,710 for having such desires at this age. 1200 01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:04,580 I'm so lonely here. 1201 01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:07,780 I made a huge mistake by coming here. 1202 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,740 What… what mistake, Uncle? 1203 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:15,410 You're making me anxious now. Tell me what happened, Uncle. 1204 01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:19,340 The guy who I thought was a gentleman… 1205 01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:21,610 turned out to be a crook! 1206 01:20:22,210 --> 01:20:24,680 He had an entire gang. He wasn't alone. 1207 01:20:25,110 --> 01:20:30,210 No, okay, fine. What's done is done. Are you all right? 1208 01:20:30,280 --> 01:20:31,710 Are you hurt? 1209 01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:36,240 That woman tried to snatch my bag, but I didn't let go. 1210 01:20:36,580 --> 01:20:39,240 I didn't let go. I fell to the ground. 1211 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:44,580 Thank God, the police siren scared those scoundrels, and they fled. 1212 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:47,710 No, Uncle, nothing will happen to you. Baba Pehelwan is with us. 1213 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:49,880 Santu… it was terrible. 1214 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,510 Terrible, I tell you. 1215 01:20:52,610 --> 01:20:54,810 What happened with you is in the past now, but… 1216 01:20:55,510 --> 01:20:57,310 let me give you small good news. 1217 01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:00,710 I found out about this terrific place. 1218 01:21:01,540 --> 01:21:02,540 Baba Plaza. 1219 01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:04,410 I can't do it. 1220 01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:06,140 I want to come back. 1221 01:21:06,380 --> 01:21:09,580 -I want to come back, Santu. -Okay, listen. 1222 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:13,540 You cycled 80 kilometers every day, didn't you? 1223 01:21:13,710 --> 01:21:14,840 -Yes. -You did, right? 1224 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,240 You even made a solo trip to Bangkok on a plane. 1225 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:20,610 Listen to me, Uncle. 1226 01:21:20,810 --> 01:21:23,180 You have to be strong, okay? 1227 01:21:23,340 --> 01:21:24,780 And just finish this chapter, 1228 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:25,810 -and then return. -Okay. 1229 01:21:26,180 --> 01:21:28,440 No need to be afraid. Our prayers are with you. 1230 01:21:28,510 --> 01:21:30,180 If you need anything, just call me. 1231 01:21:31,340 --> 01:21:33,140 I will land up in Bangkok, I mean it. 1232 01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:36,440 Take care. 1233 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,380 That was terrible, Dad. 1234 01:21:53,510 --> 01:21:55,510 But hopefully, nothing worse happened later? 1235 01:21:58,310 --> 01:22:01,740 Hello, mister! Do you wanna boom-boom? 1236 01:22:09,510 --> 01:22:10,880 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1237 01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:14,180 Boom-boom 1238 01:22:19,740 --> 01:22:22,110 Hello, mister new-new! 1239 01:22:22,180 --> 01:22:24,310 Got something for eew-eew 1240 01:22:24,380 --> 01:22:26,610 Come and see the view-view 1241 01:22:28,810 --> 01:22:31,210 Hello, mister new-new! 1242 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,440 Get into the queue-queue 1243 01:22:33,510 --> 01:22:35,740 You will get your due-due 1244 01:22:37,310 --> 01:22:41,780 Innocent, sad fool and smart, hot girl 1245 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:44,340 I am ready, come have a blast 1246 01:22:44,410 --> 01:22:48,440 Why wag your tail in all directions? 1247 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:50,880 Sway and have fun 1248 01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:53,880 Strike now This is true love 1249 01:22:54,180 --> 01:22:56,310 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1250 01:22:56,380 --> 01:22:57,480 Boom 1251 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,680 Kaboom-boom 1252 01:23:00,740 --> 01:23:03,480 Wrong number! 1253 01:23:03,710 --> 01:23:05,440 You'll have to play with a hockey stick. 1254 01:23:08,580 --> 01:23:09,540 Ladyboy. 1255 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:18,210 The treasure chest is open Take whatever you please 1256 01:23:18,440 --> 01:23:22,710 Do what you like You don't have to say sorry 1257 01:23:23,140 --> 01:23:25,180 Baby, what's your story? 1258 01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:27,340 Let me take your worry 1259 01:23:27,580 --> 01:23:29,210 Boy, you won't be sorry 1260 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:31,340 When you're with me I am the party 1261 01:23:31,410 --> 01:23:35,840 Let's get lost in a corner, you and me 1262 01:23:36,140 --> 01:23:38,310 I am ready, come have a blast 1263 01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:42,580 Why wag your tail in all directions? 1264 01:23:42,780 --> 01:23:45,210 Sway and have fun 1265 01:23:45,310 --> 01:23:48,140 Strike now This is true love 1266 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:50,380 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1267 01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:51,740 Boom 1268 01:23:52,140 --> 01:23:57,310 Kaboom-boom 1269 01:23:57,380 --> 01:23:59,480 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1270 01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:01,740 -Boom-Boom -Kaboom-boom 1271 01:24:01,810 --> 01:24:04,140 -Boom-Boom -Kaboom-boom 1272 01:24:04,210 --> 01:24:06,380 -Boom-Boom -Kaboom-boom 1273 01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:08,610 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1274 01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:13,240 Nobody, yeah, nobody Wanna leave my company 1275 01:24:13,310 --> 01:24:15,480 Come to me Yeah, come to me 1276 01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:18,310 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1277 01:24:18,380 --> 01:24:19,710 Is one hour enough? 1278 01:24:20,340 --> 01:24:22,140 Can it be arranged for the whole night? 1279 01:24:22,510 --> 01:24:25,680 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1280 01:24:26,310 --> 01:24:28,340 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1281 01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:30,840 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1282 01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:33,110 Boom 1283 01:24:33,180 --> 01:24:35,180 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1284 01:24:35,410 --> 01:24:37,580 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1285 01:24:38,510 --> 01:24:40,680 Come to me Yeah, come to me 1286 01:24:40,740 --> 01:24:44,110 Do you wanna boom-boom? 1287 01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,510 Come on, let's take a shower together. 1288 01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:16,240 First, you take a shower. I'll go later. 1289 01:25:16,410 --> 01:25:17,310 Okay. 1290 01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:24,540 You go. 1291 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:12,410 Wake up. Come on, wake up. Wake up. 1292 01:27:05,540 --> 01:27:07,740 Hello, Uncle! What took you so long to answer the call? 1293 01:27:07,810 --> 01:27:10,310 Mukesh is on the line. I am putting it on speakerphone. 1294 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:15,540 Hello, Dad. Greetings. 1295 01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:18,180 God bless you. 1296 01:27:18,410 --> 01:27:19,510 All good at home? 1297 01:27:19,740 --> 01:27:22,510 Yes. We haven't talked since you left, Dad. 1298 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,110 All good? Hello? 1299 01:27:26,380 --> 01:27:28,240 I can't hear you, Dad! 1300 01:27:29,710 --> 01:27:31,140 I can hear you properly. 1301 01:27:31,810 --> 01:27:32,840 All good at home? 1302 01:27:33,210 --> 01:27:35,180 -Anu… -Yes, thanks to your blessings. 1303 01:27:35,710 --> 01:27:37,440 The kids miss you. 1304 01:27:38,110 --> 01:27:39,640 Dad, hope your pilgrimage is going well. 1305 01:27:40,280 --> 01:27:41,210 Yes. 1306 01:27:41,810 --> 01:27:44,240 Great. I'm glad your trip is fruitful. 1307 01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:48,410 And Dad, is your leg okay? 1308 01:27:50,540 --> 01:27:52,280 That's not a problem at all now. 1309 01:27:52,340 --> 01:27:54,780 It's all good. I am having fun. 1310 01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,340 Well, that's a good thing. 1311 01:27:56,610 --> 01:27:59,280 I think you're busy with the religious program. 1312 01:28:00,110 --> 01:28:02,680 So, you carry on. We'll talk later. 1313 01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:04,380 Goodbye. 1314 01:28:06,140 --> 01:28:07,280 -Hello, Uncle. -Yes? 1315 01:28:08,180 --> 01:28:08,880 So, tell me… 1316 01:28:09,510 --> 01:28:12,240 any luck at Baba Plaza? 1317 01:28:12,310 --> 01:28:14,840 I did meet a very beautiful girl. 1318 01:28:16,410 --> 01:28:17,310 But… 1319 01:28:17,810 --> 01:28:21,210 unfortunately, I couldn't do it at the last minute. 1320 01:28:22,310 --> 01:28:24,710 Why? Was she asking for more money? 1321 01:28:25,210 --> 01:28:28,210 No, my mind digressed. 1322 01:28:28,610 --> 01:28:30,610 I started thinking about the poor girl's life. 1323 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:33,110 What must be her reason to do such a thing? 1324 01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:35,180 That too, with an old man like me. 1325 01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:39,710 She does it with older and uglier-looking men than you. 1326 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:43,610 Yes. That's why they are called sex workers. That's their job. 1327 01:28:43,810 --> 01:28:45,610 Don't try to be a social worker. 1328 01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:48,580 But they are also human beings. 1329 01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:54,680 I mean, how can anyone do it without emotions or feelings? 1330 01:28:54,740 --> 01:28:58,680 What feelings, Uncle? You're not trying to find a bride, are you? 1331 01:28:59,210 --> 01:29:01,380 Don't waste all our efforts now. 1332 01:29:01,580 --> 01:29:04,110 And think about us, Uncle. 1333 01:29:04,180 --> 01:29:06,480 I'll be heartbroken. Do you want me to cry? 1334 01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:11,710 Fine, Santu, I'll try again. 1335 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:15,680 Enough trying, Uncle. You have to get the job done now. 1336 01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:21,810 Yeah. I mean, at least give sandwich massage a try. You might like it. 1337 01:29:22,780 --> 01:29:24,180 I'll try. 1338 01:29:24,580 --> 01:29:25,780 That's the spirit, Uncle. 1339 01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:28,380 I have a meeting. See you later. 1340 01:29:28,510 --> 01:29:30,780 You take care, and take this job seriously. 1341 01:29:30,840 --> 01:29:32,380 Okay? Keep eating onions. 1342 01:29:32,580 --> 01:29:34,240 Okay, goodbye. All the best. 1343 01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:38,780 It was a call from abroad. 1344 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:40,210 -Really? -Thailand, Bangkok. 1345 01:29:41,110 --> 01:29:41,810 What is your age? 1346 01:29:43,410 --> 01:29:44,680 -Fifty-six. -Fifty-six! 1347 01:29:44,740 --> 01:29:46,340 You might need to go there in a few years. 1348 01:29:46,410 --> 01:29:48,210 You can ask me. I'll help you get there. 1349 01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:50,280 I want to go. Will you send me? 1350 01:29:51,410 --> 01:29:56,410 -Mr. Jugnu, I-- Bless me. -Don't insult me! 1351 01:29:57,240 --> 01:29:59,810 I'll make you experience Bangkok in Ujjain. 1352 01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:02,840 Let me give you a Thai Massage for free. 1353 01:30:03,110 --> 01:30:04,840 What did you tell my wife? 1354 01:30:05,410 --> 01:30:06,480 Sandwich massage? 1355 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:08,780 Sandwich, right? 1356 01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:10,810 -No, I mean-- -I'll make a sandwich out of you! 1357 01:30:11,180 --> 01:30:13,110 -Brother! -Don't! 1358 01:30:13,180 --> 01:30:14,510 -Let go of him. -Listen to me. 1359 01:30:14,580 --> 01:30:17,140 Brother, let's take this elsewhere. People are watching. 1360 01:30:17,210 --> 01:30:18,340 Elsewhere? 1361 01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:20,780 Brother, let go of him. 1362 01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:21,880 Hey! 1363 01:30:22,880 --> 01:30:24,110 Get away! 1364 01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:26,140 -What is he doing? -Move! 1365 01:30:26,580 --> 01:30:28,440 -Jugnu! -Let go of him! 1366 01:30:29,310 --> 01:30:31,380 -Mr. Jugnu! -You just wait… 1367 01:30:31,440 --> 01:30:34,240 -I'll show you. -Brother, that's enough. 1368 01:30:34,310 --> 01:30:35,780 You ruined my life! 1369 01:30:37,810 --> 01:30:39,340 Why did you tell my wife? 1370 01:30:41,410 --> 01:30:43,240 Why did you tell my wife? Answer me! 1371 01:32:00,740 --> 01:32:03,310 Rita was a Russian girl. 1372 01:32:04,540 --> 01:32:06,610 She used to call herself a bag packer. 1373 01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:10,480 She had old ties with India. 1374 01:32:13,310 --> 01:32:15,240 I am a wanderer 1375 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:17,210 I am a wanderer 1376 01:32:18,210 --> 01:32:22,510 Or just a star in the sky 1377 01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:24,410 Amazing! 1378 01:32:24,710 --> 01:32:26,210 You sing so well. 1379 01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:28,680 Do you know the entire song? This is Mr. Raj Kapoor's song. 1380 01:32:28,740 --> 01:32:29,810 Raj Kapoor. 1381 01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:32,540 Yes. He was pretty famous in Russia. You know the entire song. 1382 01:32:32,610 --> 01:32:33,640 Oh my God! 1383 01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:36,710 I am a wanderer 1384 01:32:36,780 --> 01:32:41,310 -Or just a star in the sky -Or just a star in the sky 1385 01:32:41,740 --> 01:32:43,240 -I am a wanderer. -I am a wanderer. 1386 01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:48,180 Rita's grandma named Rita 1387 01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:52,140 after Nargis' character in Awara. 1388 01:32:52,510 --> 01:32:54,210 And Rita became such a wanderer that 1389 01:32:54,280 --> 01:32:57,840 by the time I met her, she had been to 28 countries. 1390 01:32:58,510 --> 01:33:01,640 Now, she wanted to go to Khao Sok lake. 1391 01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:03,280 -Very beautiful. -You don't know?! 1392 01:33:03,740 --> 01:33:04,710 I'll show you. 1393 01:33:06,410 --> 01:33:07,310 Look at this. 1394 01:33:08,410 --> 01:33:09,310 Khao Sok. 1395 01:33:11,540 --> 01:33:12,440 It's awesome. 1396 01:33:14,340 --> 01:33:15,440 You see before? 1397 01:33:16,740 --> 01:33:17,640 This mountain? 1398 01:33:18,610 --> 01:33:21,310 Forget about the mountains, I saw the sea for the first time today. 1399 01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:23,410 -Are you alone? -What? 1400 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,580 -Alone? -Alone? 1401 01:33:26,580 --> 01:33:27,610 Completely alone. 1402 01:33:28,240 --> 01:33:30,440 First time traveling out of India. 1403 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:33,580 First time plane journey… yes. 1404 01:33:34,340 --> 01:33:35,240 That-- 1405 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:36,780 What? 1406 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:38,610 I say wrong? 1407 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,780 No… you not wrong. 1408 01:33:44,740 --> 01:33:47,440 Okay, what side is your hotel? 1409 01:33:47,710 --> 01:33:48,810 Hotel? 1410 01:33:49,710 --> 01:33:51,340 Walking. One-two, one-two. 1411 01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:55,310 And where is your hotel? 1412 01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:56,480 -Hotel? -Yes. 1413 01:33:57,410 --> 01:33:58,710 Searching hostel. 1414 01:34:00,210 --> 01:34:01,140 Room-sharing. 1415 01:34:01,580 --> 01:34:02,540 Room-sharing? 1416 01:34:03,380 --> 01:34:04,340 But why? 1417 01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:06,480 You share me. 1418 01:34:08,510 --> 01:34:10,310 My room. You share. 1419 01:34:11,140 --> 01:34:13,210 You want me… 1420 01:34:14,380 --> 01:34:15,710 to share your room?! 1421 01:34:17,810 --> 01:34:20,140 -Really? -I mean it, really. 1422 01:34:33,410 --> 01:34:35,340 You are so cute, Atma. 1423 01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:40,280 What happened? 1424 01:34:43,310 --> 01:34:44,410 No… 1425 01:34:49,280 --> 01:34:50,210 You… 1426 01:34:54,340 --> 01:34:55,840 I wanted to ask… 1427 01:34:56,340 --> 01:34:57,240 You… 1428 01:34:58,440 --> 01:35:00,710 travel all over the world. 1429 01:35:02,340 --> 01:35:03,280 Why? 1430 01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:05,610 Experience. 1431 01:35:06,610 --> 01:35:08,280 How do you manage the expenses? 1432 01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:13,380 Income? 1433 01:35:15,410 --> 01:35:18,680 Okay… I am a travel blogger. 1434 01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:21,240 Travel… 1435 01:35:22,210 --> 01:35:23,110 write… 1436 01:35:24,540 --> 01:35:25,440 internet. 1437 01:35:25,510 --> 01:35:28,340 Yeah, the internet! Yeah! 1438 01:35:28,410 --> 01:35:31,210 Experience… is my income. 1439 01:35:32,610 --> 01:35:35,440 Experience is your income?! 1440 01:35:37,510 --> 01:35:39,640 Brother… what are you doing? 1441 01:35:39,710 --> 01:35:41,410 -Hang up. -Let go of me, Guddu. 1442 01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:43,540 I want to talk to Uncle. 1443 01:35:44,310 --> 01:35:46,180 I want to apologize to him. 1444 01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:49,880 If you're so hellbent on it, then you can apologize to him when he comes back. 1445 01:35:50,780 --> 01:35:52,140 Have you lost your mind? 1446 01:35:52,710 --> 01:35:53,880 Venting your frustration on someone else! 1447 01:35:54,580 --> 01:35:56,310 Just because Jugnu beat you black and blue! 1448 01:35:58,780 --> 01:36:00,310 It's not about Jugnu. 1449 01:36:02,480 --> 01:36:04,680 When one tries to make fun of others… 1450 01:36:05,440 --> 01:36:08,310 -their own life turns into a cruel joke. -Oh, man! 1451 01:36:08,380 --> 01:36:09,880 I have a yoga mat. 1452 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:11,880 -It's okay. -But… 1453 01:36:21,780 --> 01:36:23,410 Hello, Santu. 1454 01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:24,740 Uncle… 1455 01:36:26,380 --> 01:36:27,280 Hello. 1456 01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:28,610 -Uncle, I want to-- -Yes. 1457 01:36:29,340 --> 01:36:32,840 Uncle, I just want to… 1458 01:36:35,110 --> 01:36:35,810 Wait a minute. 1459 01:36:36,710 --> 01:36:39,580 I am going tomorrow early morning. 1460 01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:40,880 Not wake you up. 1461 01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:43,540 Good night. 1462 01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:46,310 It was nice meeting you. 1463 01:36:56,110 --> 01:36:56,810 Yes, Santu? 1464 01:36:57,610 --> 01:37:00,880 I was saying, are you with a woman, Uncle? 1465 01:37:01,480 --> 01:37:04,810 Yes… it's a Russian girl. 1466 01:37:05,340 --> 01:37:08,410 She's just like us. Simple. 1467 01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:13,580 She… needed a room for the night. 1468 01:37:14,110 --> 01:37:16,380 And I said my room's available. Come over. 1469 01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:17,340 Uncle… 1470 01:37:18,810 --> 01:37:20,340 I have something to tell you. 1471 01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:21,780 Go ahead. 1472 01:37:24,740 --> 01:37:26,340 You are a very naive man… 1473 01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:30,440 and this world's a dirty place. 1474 01:37:31,840 --> 01:37:34,340 You trust people easily. 1475 01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:38,510 But not everyone has a pure heart like you, Uncle. 1476 01:37:40,210 --> 01:37:42,740 What I mean to say is… 1477 01:37:44,480 --> 01:37:46,610 be careful of that Russian, Uncle. 1478 01:37:48,540 --> 01:37:50,710 I've heard dozens of stories… 1479 01:37:51,880 --> 01:37:55,680 where girls like her 1480 01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:57,880 befriend men like you 1481 01:37:58,340 --> 01:37:59,740 and rob them of everything. 1482 01:38:01,180 --> 01:38:02,410 Even their passport. 1483 01:38:03,410 --> 01:38:04,640 She might not be one of them, 1484 01:38:05,140 --> 01:38:06,410 but I am just warning you. 1485 01:38:45,340 --> 01:38:47,540 Hello… it's Atmaram speaking. 1486 01:38:48,110 --> 01:38:49,110 Hi, Atma. 1487 01:38:49,410 --> 01:38:51,710 Your passport is under the pillow. 1488 01:38:52,510 --> 01:38:54,840 Check under the pillow. 1489 01:38:55,540 --> 01:38:56,440 Hello? 1490 01:39:02,610 --> 01:39:04,610 Thank God. 1491 01:39:16,780 --> 01:39:17,780 Can I make a suggestion? 1492 01:39:21,110 --> 01:39:22,410 If you don't want to do boom-boom… 1493 01:39:23,610 --> 01:39:24,710 then go back to India. 1494 01:39:26,580 --> 01:39:27,540 That's the right thing to do. 1495 01:39:33,210 --> 01:39:35,740 I was telling you, Mukesh, Dad can never do such a thing. 1496 01:39:37,410 --> 01:39:38,780 If someone else were in his place… 1497 01:39:39,110 --> 01:39:41,440 maybe one of us, would we have the courage to tell the truth? 1498 01:39:41,740 --> 01:39:44,210 Brother, I would have cooked up some imaginary story. 1499 01:39:44,540 --> 01:39:45,710 Well, I can't vouch for you. 1500 01:39:46,440 --> 01:39:49,180 Neither have I done nor will I do something wrong in my life 1501 01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:51,310 -that forces me to lie. -Yeah, but-- 1502 01:39:51,440 --> 01:39:52,540 What wrong did he do? 1503 01:39:52,610 --> 01:39:55,580 Dad, tell him. Did you do anything wrong? 1504 01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:26,310 Atma? 1505 01:40:27,480 --> 01:40:28,840 What are you doing here? 1506 01:40:29,410 --> 01:40:30,810 You say… 1507 01:40:32,410 --> 01:40:33,310 experience. 1508 01:40:35,780 --> 01:40:36,810 Khao Sok lake. 1509 01:40:37,540 --> 01:40:40,710 I also… 1510 01:40:44,210 --> 01:40:50,540 What's this new experience? 1511 01:40:51,740 --> 01:40:55,210 Feels like 1512 01:40:58,480 --> 01:41:02,480 Flutes are playing in my heart 1513 01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:16,580 Like a clever hunter 1514 01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:19,480 There was a heavy burden on my chest 1515 01:41:25,380 --> 01:41:29,110 This cruel one My heart was never like this 1516 01:41:29,240 --> 01:41:32,280 It was barren 1517 01:41:36,840 --> 01:41:40,510 It feels alive again 1518 01:41:40,680 --> 01:41:43,580 My heart's beating again 1519 01:41:47,180 --> 01:41:50,880 My heart's beating again 1520 01:41:52,310 --> 01:41:57,480 Says everywhere I go 1521 01:42:02,510 --> 01:42:05,710 My heart's beating again 1522 01:42:07,580 --> 01:42:11,380 Says my heart 1523 01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:30,310 It's like 1524 01:42:30,440 --> 01:42:35,410 I've grown wings 1525 01:42:36,140 --> 01:42:40,780 I can feel my heartbeat again 1526 01:42:41,380 --> 01:42:44,640 What has happened? 1527 01:42:45,540 --> 01:42:50,740 Something new 1528 01:42:51,510 --> 01:42:57,640 Now, I see the beauty of the world 1529 01:42:59,210 --> 01:43:04,680 The fun along the way 1530 01:43:06,610 --> 01:43:10,510 I keep walking forward 1531 01:43:10,680 --> 01:43:13,880 And stretch myself 1532 01:43:17,340 --> 01:43:20,840 My heart's beating again 1533 01:43:22,580 --> 01:43:27,440 Says everywhere I go 1534 01:43:32,680 --> 01:43:36,380 My heart's beating again 1535 01:43:37,810 --> 01:43:41,380 Says my heart 1536 01:44:01,180 --> 01:44:02,780 I've written in my blog 1537 01:44:02,840 --> 01:44:07,340 that India is the only country in the world where sex is considered sacred. 1538 01:44:07,540 --> 01:44:08,780 There, since ancient times, 1539 01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:13,340 love and all its expressions are believed to be a medium to achieve salvation. 1540 01:44:13,710 --> 01:44:16,280 But now… it's not like this. 1541 01:44:17,110 --> 01:44:22,680 If sex was actually a medium to attain salvation, 1542 01:44:22,740 --> 01:44:27,880 then I wouldn't have come to Thailand secretly lying to my family. 1543 01:44:32,110 --> 01:44:33,710 Rita, do you know why I am here? 1544 01:44:35,810 --> 01:44:36,710 Why? 1545 01:44:50,480 --> 01:44:51,380 Why? 1546 01:44:54,780 --> 01:44:55,680 For boom-boom. 1547 01:44:58,680 --> 01:45:01,840 Really? For boom-boom? 1548 01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:03,540 You, Atma?! 1549 01:45:15,780 --> 01:45:17,140 Twenty-two years… 1550 01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:20,140 my wife was in bed. 1551 01:45:23,180 --> 01:45:23,880 Die. 1552 01:45:25,740 --> 01:45:26,710 Slowly die. 1553 01:45:29,110 --> 01:45:29,840 Paralysis. 1554 01:45:33,240 --> 01:45:35,740 She was a great human being. 1555 01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:37,610 Best. 1556 01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:42,240 And beautiful. 1557 01:45:43,710 --> 01:45:44,740 Very beautiful. 1558 01:45:47,180 --> 01:45:49,110 She had big eyes. 1559 01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:52,540 Such big eyes. 1560 01:45:53,180 --> 01:45:56,340 And my whole world used to reside in her eyes. 1561 01:45:57,410 --> 01:45:58,840 This January, she… 1562 01:46:01,310 --> 01:46:02,210 she… 1563 01:46:14,410 --> 01:46:15,480 Twenty-two years! 1564 01:46:18,480 --> 01:46:19,380 Long time. 1565 01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:25,180 But… 1566 01:46:27,180 --> 01:46:28,440 you never cheated on your wife?! 1567 01:46:29,410 --> 01:46:30,310 What? 1568 01:46:31,440 --> 01:46:34,140 -No cheating? -No! 1569 01:46:35,440 --> 01:46:37,110 No cheating. 1570 01:46:45,410 --> 01:46:46,310 So… 1571 01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:50,410 was your mission in Thailand successful? 1572 01:46:51,240 --> 01:46:52,140 Boom-boom. 1573 01:46:59,210 --> 01:47:01,740 No emotion, no action. 1574 01:47:05,240 --> 01:47:06,140 I know. 1575 01:47:16,610 --> 01:47:17,540 Okay. 1576 01:47:19,410 --> 01:47:20,640 Hey! Have you lost your mind? 1577 01:47:20,710 --> 01:47:22,440 -I'll get drenched. -Khao Sok Lake. 1578 01:47:22,510 --> 01:47:24,180 -Are you crazy? -Come on. 1579 01:47:24,810 --> 01:47:25,710 Go! 1580 01:47:28,310 --> 01:47:29,210 Khao Sok Lake. 1581 01:47:32,210 --> 01:47:33,880 Khao Sok Lake! 1582 01:47:34,410 --> 01:47:36,840 It's amazing! 1583 01:47:43,440 --> 01:47:44,340 Wow! 1584 01:49:33,210 --> 01:49:36,140 Praise the Lord! 1585 01:49:46,580 --> 01:49:47,840 Hello. Who is it? 1586 01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:49,140 Yeah. 1587 01:49:50,110 --> 01:49:50,810 Tiwari… 1588 01:49:51,410 --> 01:49:52,580 Atma speaking from heaven. 1589 01:49:52,810 --> 01:49:53,780 Atma from heaven?! 1590 01:49:54,780 --> 01:49:57,480 Yes, Atma. Whose number is this? 1591 01:49:58,240 --> 01:49:59,310 Tiwari, my friend. 1592 01:50:00,340 --> 01:50:01,310 Get out of there. 1593 01:50:02,510 --> 01:50:04,280 See the world from your heart. 1594 01:50:06,310 --> 01:50:07,480 You'll also find paradise. 1595 01:50:07,710 --> 01:50:09,780 Hello! What? Hello! 1596 01:50:11,410 --> 01:50:12,740 He's always talking in riddles. 1597 01:50:38,510 --> 01:50:39,410 Yes, Santu. 1598 01:50:39,480 --> 01:50:41,640 Your daughter is on the line. Here, talk. 1599 01:50:42,210 --> 01:50:43,140 Hello, Dad. 1600 01:50:43,280 --> 01:50:44,180 Yes, dear. 1601 01:50:44,740 --> 01:50:45,640 My daughter. 1602 01:50:45,710 --> 01:50:48,810 -Where are you? -I am in Haridwar right now. 1603 01:50:49,480 --> 01:50:52,880 Tomorrow, I'll go to Rishikesh and head toward Uttar Kashi. 1604 01:50:54,410 --> 01:50:57,280 Dad, I don't know why, but I'm missing Mom a lot today. 1605 01:50:58,280 --> 01:51:00,510 If she were alive, she would've been there with you today. 1606 01:51:01,510 --> 01:51:04,240 Together, you could have visited Rishikesh and Haridwar. 1607 01:51:06,880 --> 01:51:08,480 Dad, can you hear me? 1608 01:51:09,140 --> 01:51:09,840 I am listening. 1609 01:51:10,880 --> 01:51:13,680 Mom had the desire to go see the world with you. 1610 01:51:14,380 --> 01:51:16,380 She always used to say that to me. 1611 01:51:31,240 --> 01:51:32,140 What happened? 1612 01:51:36,240 --> 01:51:37,140 Rita… 1613 01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:42,340 I feel horrible. 1614 01:51:45,140 --> 01:51:45,840 I have… 1615 01:51:46,780 --> 01:51:49,780 never ever lied to my children. 1616 01:51:51,380 --> 01:51:52,280 You know… 1617 01:51:53,710 --> 01:51:56,340 I do not lie to my children. 1618 01:52:01,840 --> 01:52:04,110 If they ever find out… 1619 01:52:05,280 --> 01:52:06,380 how will they feel? 1620 01:52:08,180 --> 01:52:09,310 That their father is a… 1621 01:52:13,140 --> 01:52:15,610 -See, Atma. -Then she asked me a question. 1622 01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:18,580 You are a good husband! 1623 01:52:19,280 --> 01:52:20,510 Was I a good husband? 1624 01:52:21,610 --> 01:52:23,480 I never thought about it. 1625 01:52:25,110 --> 01:52:26,640 For the first time, I realized… 1626 01:52:27,640 --> 01:52:29,180 Yes or no? 1627 01:52:31,140 --> 01:52:31,840 Yes. 1628 01:52:33,110 --> 01:52:33,810 Yes. 1629 01:52:34,810 --> 01:52:36,210 Then she asked me… 1630 01:52:36,610 --> 01:52:38,210 "Are you a good father? 1631 01:52:39,210 --> 01:52:44,110 Did you do everything you could for your children?" 1632 01:52:45,340 --> 01:52:46,540 Yes or no? 1633 01:52:50,240 --> 01:52:51,140 Yes. 1634 01:52:52,110 --> 01:52:55,180 Then… no bad will happen to you. 1635 01:52:55,240 --> 01:52:59,510 She said that I've always been good to others, 1636 01:53:00,210 --> 01:53:01,640 then why will anything bad happen to me? 1637 01:53:03,340 --> 01:53:04,410 Only good things will happen to me. 1638 01:53:54,840 --> 01:53:56,580 -Yes, Anu. -Where are you guys? 1639 01:53:57,310 --> 01:53:58,810 Rafiq is here for the decorations. 1640 01:53:59,540 --> 01:54:02,510 -He's asking where to set up the lights. -Tell him the program's canceled. 1641 01:54:03,210 --> 01:54:04,840 -But he's-- -Don't you get it? 1642 01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:06,780 I said it's canceled, and that's final. 1643 01:54:08,380 --> 01:54:09,280 Muku… 1644 01:54:10,380 --> 01:54:11,610 your anger is justified. 1645 01:54:13,780 --> 01:54:17,610 I lied about going to Bangkok and hid my passport. 1646 01:54:18,480 --> 01:54:19,410 That's the issue. 1647 01:54:20,210 --> 01:54:21,880 You're telling us after the bedlam has broken. 1648 01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:24,680 It didn't occur to you to let us know?! 1649 01:54:25,380 --> 01:54:27,610 If only you had told us, this would've stayed within the family. 1650 01:54:27,680 --> 01:54:28,780 We wouldn't have suffered such humiliation. 1651 01:54:28,840 --> 01:54:30,140 I was scared of you. 1652 01:54:32,710 --> 01:54:35,340 When you were small, you were scared of me. 1653 01:54:36,810 --> 01:54:38,210 And now I am scared of you. 1654 01:54:40,180 --> 01:54:45,380 But I feel lighter after telling you everything. 1655 01:54:48,440 --> 01:54:51,610 Mukesh, in this journey, 1656 01:54:52,640 --> 01:54:54,240 I realized… 1657 01:54:57,310 --> 01:54:58,480 that life is too short, 1658 01:55:00,210 --> 01:55:03,480 and we get only one life. We've got to… 1659 01:55:10,810 --> 01:55:11,810 You might not remember. 1660 01:55:13,710 --> 01:55:17,240 You were this small. 1661 01:55:18,840 --> 01:55:22,340 Whenever Sarla yelled at you, you'd hide behind me. 1662 01:55:22,580 --> 01:55:23,610 You used to hug me tight. 1663 01:55:26,410 --> 01:55:27,510 The future is unpredictable. 1664 01:55:29,640 --> 01:55:30,710 Just hug me once like old times. 1665 01:55:45,640 --> 01:55:49,680 We turn humans into God with love and respect… 1666 01:55:50,740 --> 01:55:54,480 but we deprive them of their right to be human beings. 1667 01:55:59,740 --> 01:56:00,640 It's all right. 1668 01:56:01,780 --> 01:56:02,710 God bless you all. 1669 01:56:04,140 --> 01:56:04,840 I'll just… 1670 01:56:09,340 --> 01:56:11,440 Dad seems lost nowadays. 1671 01:56:12,680 --> 01:56:14,710 Why don't you try talking to him? 1672 01:56:16,180 --> 01:56:17,740 Nothing is wrong with him. 1673 01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:21,540 These things are common at his age. 1674 01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:24,580 Don't think too much. 1675 01:56:31,680 --> 01:56:35,640 Since childhood, I've always believed that my father can never get hurt. 1676 01:56:36,210 --> 01:56:40,210 He can neither get tired nor have any desires. 1677 01:56:41,840 --> 01:56:43,310 Because he's a father, right? 1678 01:56:45,280 --> 01:56:46,210 He's my father. 1679 01:56:52,140 --> 01:56:53,710 -Happy birthday! -Happy birthday! 1680 01:56:53,780 --> 01:56:56,480 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD 1681 01:56:56,610 --> 01:57:00,410 If I can be empathetic toward the suffering 1682 01:57:00,480 --> 01:57:04,380 of every human being in the world… 1683 01:57:05,180 --> 01:57:07,140 then why couldn't I see the pain of the man 1684 01:57:07,610 --> 01:57:09,410 whom I love the most in the world? 1685 01:57:28,680 --> 01:57:31,780 How can I deprive my father of the desires 1686 01:57:32,680 --> 01:57:34,640 that every human being has a right to? 1687 01:57:37,480 --> 01:57:39,310 Maybe I still have to grow up a little more… 1688 01:57:41,410 --> 01:57:42,410 and be a little more compassionate. 1689 01:57:45,180 --> 01:57:46,580 But all this needs to happen soon. 1690 01:57:49,340 --> 01:57:50,710 Because life is too short. 1691 01:57:52,810 --> 01:57:54,810 And we get only one life. 1692 01:57:55,880 --> 01:57:59,580 So, whatever we need to do, we have to do it in this lifetime. 1693 01:58:31,580 --> 01:58:34,480 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD 1694 01:58:35,640 --> 01:58:38,410 Hey, wait for me! 121742