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♪

Ladies and gentlemen,
Great Bendians all,

I would like
to welcome you

to our mayorial debate.

(applause)

In the gray,
we have our incumbent.

After being embattled
with corruption charges

and general mayhem,

he is now running
for his ninth term,

Mayor Edward C. Dodge.

Boo!

And for the first time,

he is opposed
by a challenger,

the undertaker/
medical examiner,

one Vernon Shanks.

(applause)

Okay.

Tidwell.

Thank you,
thank you.

Thank you.
Let's begin.

As the country has begun
to tame this land,

there's been more
and more of an outcry

for arms control.

Guns, guns...

guns are what
we are all about.

In fact, when
I was little,

my nickname, as some
of you might know,

was Half Load.

(whip crack)

♪

Beavers.

Yeah?

As you know,
more and more men

are wearing beavers
on their head.

Would you give us your
opinion on this fad?

As long as we--
as nobody's--

if people don't say,
"You can't do that,"

then I'm for it.

And believe me, I've--

in my line
of work,

Would you please ask
her to stop talking?

I don't know
who you are,

you're not from here.

I'm his campaign manager.

This is Vernon's cousin

and campaign manager,

Clementine.

Is she allowed
to be here?

Of course, it's a
democracy, Mayor.

You're supposed
to be neutral.

I don't know what
you're doing.

-I am neutral.
-You're not neutral.

-This is neutral.
-You sound hostile.

Your look, to me,
is hostility. I'm simply--

Well, you look pleasant,

but what's coming
out from your mouth

is hostility.

Let me tell you that
one of the things I'm for

in this town is...

Freedom from tyranny.

...freedom
from Tippany,

who was not something
that we need here.

Your cousin is saying
"freedom from tyranny."

I'll handle
this, Mayor.

She's not from
our city.

It doesn't matter,
I am the moderator.

-I'm moderating.
-Moderate it--

I'm trying to but
you keep talking.

Well, you're not
doing a good job.

I would like to know what
either of you plan to do

about the crotch rot.

Let's go to
you, Mayor.

Crotch rot
in the whores.

This is about
hygiene.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

You want clean water?

Yeah, that
would be great.

Do you like the fact
that we have a train now

that comes in here
in a train station?

Do you like horses?

Yeah!

Do you like hats?

Yeah!

Well, I'm the person

that's gonna
deliver that.

(applause)

You're welcome.

♪

Vernon Shank wins.

You can't say
Vernon Shank wins.

He hasn't won
anything.

-He won the debate.
-Oh.

There you go.
That's my job.

Somebody has to tell
the people what to think.

What? What are you
talking about?

The entire purpose
of the newspaper.

Yeah, to feed us ideas.

You think
everybody in town

doesn't know
what to think?

I have no idea
what to think.

There you go.
I'm supposed

to influence
public opinion.

I don't even
know why

you're a newspaper editor,

you're a school teacher.

Where are your children?

You've seen most
of 'em come through

your business,
they're dead.

Dead, almost all
of them are dead.

The smallpox
and the little--

the Ferguson twins
were attacked

by a rabid badger
out near the lake.

My God, if I see
another rabid badger--

is every badger rabid?

There was
the mule incident

out at the Hoskins farm,

which took both Jesse,
Claire, and Tulah.

That was a slip and fall
from the excrement?

Well, we're still
piecing it together.

But all three of 'em
break their necks?

(panting)

Clementine?

What is it?

Okay, okay.

Give her
a moment.

Give her a moment.

We've lost.

We've lost
the election.

♪

-Take that back.
-We can't eat that.

We don't eat meat,
it is bad for you...

-...and it's inhumane.
-Why is that a problem?

It's not like I put
an eyeball in it.

-Oh my goodness.
-Really?

And we're the
people behind bars.

We're the people
behind bars.

Well, you kind of
murdered a person.

Allegedly.

It was an accident
on purpose killing.

Yes.

I thought the
food was good.

Thank you, Eli, I'm
glad you enjoyed it.

There's a lot of
love in here, so...

Wait a minute,
y'all are together?

Yeah, we're married.

Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Mm-mm.

This is the last time I'm
cookin' for your people.

Oh, great, now look at that.
Now we don't have any food.

Your marriage is over
and we don't have food.

If you'd just
let us go...

And we can sit in the jail
in Nicodemus,

you know, 'cause you
know we ain't gonna get

no kind of
fair trial here.

Actually,

we've got a lot
of reforms

comin' through
Great Bend.

-Oh, here we go.
-Reforms.

No, we got a
new mayor runnin'.

You met him,
Vernon Shank.

He's runnin' on the
Republican ticket in town.

-Oh, he's a Republican?
-Yeah.

Well, why didn't
you say that?

That's the party
of black people.

Yeah, let me tell
you somethin',

there will never, ever,
ever, ever, ever be

a negro who does not vote
Republican in this country.

That's right,
preach.

Like our beloved
president

Abraham Lincoln.

Oh, God bless him.

When you say Republican,
I say Republi-can!

You were--the election
hasn't been counted,

how can we lose?

Someone outside
handed me

a very disturbing photograph.

Brace yourselves,
gentlemen.

What is this?

-Are these...?
-Oh no.

They're corpses.

Well, of recently deceased.

The--the corpses.

You can't take
people's loved ones

and stage them
in tableaux

for your own entertainment

and then photograph them!

Well, look how
happy they are.

Look at Old Mr. Walters.

Ever seen a smile
like that before?

Oh my God.

Vernon.

Yeah?

This is the only
picture, right?

Well, I know
I took about 24.

It's over.

You're as dead
as those people

in that photograph.

♪

(screaming)

♪

Oh...

yuck.

Yeah.

I--I would like for you
to take her out of here now

and--and let me
get back to my life.

I understand,
I understand, Mayor,

but you understand, though,
how this is going to look.

Obviously I see
how it looks.

-Obviously I was framed.
-Well, I agree.

If somebody wanted
to frame you,

this would be an
excellent way to do it,

because 100 percent
of the people

who hear
about this

are going to assume
you did it.

I don't know how
she got here.

Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.

Calm down, calm down,
calm down.

♪

Okay,
all right.

Let's go back
to last night.

-Let's go back.
-All right.

You came home.

Yes, I did.
I came over here,

I had a little bit
of whisky.

How much is
a little?

Oh, maybe a glass.

Just one glass?

Okay, maybe, like,

three, maybe a bottle.

A bottle.

So in your
drunken state,

who knows
what happened?

I don't get
that drunk

on a fifth
of whisky.

Okay, shh, shh, shh.

I may not like you,
and I don't.

And I don't like you.

But I like justice,

and if I find out
that it's you...

♪

...you will die...

♪

...by a hangman's noose.

♪

Could I put my clothes on
before I go?

Eli's gonna come with you.

Yeah, I'm gonna.

Go with him, Eli.

Okay.

♪

Ladies, this
is the mayor.

He's accused
of murder.

-I am innocent.
-So are we.

We are innocent, too.

This is absolutely
ridiculous,

and it's gonna
ruin my chances

of being reelected
as mayor.

Aw, you runnin'
for mayor.

Yeah, it would
take a miracle.

He's also runnin'
as a Democrat.

Oh.

We would never vote
for a Democrat.

Black people
and Democrats.

Like oil and water.

-Don't mix.
-Mm-mm.

You can't vote anyway,
you're women.

Oh-ho-ho, let me
tell you somethin'.

We are from Nicodemus,
all right,

where women
can vote.

Oh, well, if you
can vote in Nicodemus...

-...you can vote here.
-What?

Well, any citizen of
the surrounding area

of Great Bend
who has voting rights

shall be grandfathered in
and given voting rights

in the city of
Great Bend as well.

Well.

Were you just possessed
by somebody smart?

Hoyle's been teaching me
to read on the city charter.

Oh, okay, okay.
That's all wonderful,

but we still
would never vote for you.

You still would lose,
you wouldn't get our votes.

-No.
-Democrat.

-What if I could pardon you...
-Oh.

...if I knew that you were
going to vote for me?

You know what?

I'm really interested

in the Democratic platform.

-Yes.
-And the agenda

that you possibly have.

♪

"Then if you walk
contrary to me

and will not hearken
to me,

I will bring more plagues
upon you sevenfold,

as many as your sins."

She loved
the plagues.

Yeah.

And now, we will have
a short musical tribute

from Clementine's
other cousin, Earl.

Earl.

Aw, little Earl.

♪ Oh, my darlin' ♪

♪ Oh, my darlin' ♪

♪ Oh, my darlin'
Clementine ♪

♪ You are lost
and gone forever ♪

♪ Dreadful sorry,
Clementine ♪

(sobbing)

♪ Oh my darlin' ♪

♪ Oh my darlin' ♪

♪ Oh my darlin' ♪♪

(dissolves into weeping)

Okay, all right,
all right.

That went well,
that went well.

Thank you, Earl.

Wonderful,
wonderful.

Voice of an angel.

Little long,
little long.

That concludes
our, uh, ceremony.

Thank you, Pearl,
it really means the world

that you came here.

It means so much.

If there is a silver
lining, Vernon...

♪

...it's that you're
gonna win the election.

Yes, I know,
I know, I know.

-Isn't that great?
-It's amazing.

Let's not celebrate
that, okay?

I'm not celebrating.

I just feel like
it's inappropriate.

Goodbye,
Clementine.

You will be missed.

Very respectful man.

VOTE
POLLING PLACE

♪

Afternoon, ladies.

Have a citizen who
would like to vote.

Oh, come on.

So a murderer can vote,
but women cannot?

Can you explain
that to me?

What is he doin' here,
would you get him out?

-He's a killer.
-He's a murderer, Sheriff.

First of all, this man has not
been convicted of anything.

Innocent!

And secondly,

what I'm about
to tell you

may just change
your vote.

(gasping)

You see, when I went
to the mayor's home

where the body of this
unfortunate young woman

with her life
cut short

looking a lot
like Vernon Shank

because she is
his relative.

(gasping)

-Oh, wait, I knew that.
-Yeah.

That's--we've know that.
That's nothing--

we haven't revealed
anything there.

However, at the scene
of the crime,

I didn't just
look at the body,

I examined it.

You see, when
a human is murdered,

the blood and fluid
falls downward.

You could kill somebody,
put 'em in a bucket,

and their buttocks
would inflate

with all the blood
and fluids,

and the you pull 'em
out of the bucket

and it would take
the shape of the bucket

like a Bundt cake.

And the most interesting
thing about Clementine,

her blood settled
on her side.

(gasping)

Why is that important?

Then why are you gasping?

I don't know,
I just, it's so much--

Well, let me make
the point first.

Because when
I found the body,

it was laying face up.

I--didn't do it,

I'm innocent,
I'm innocent.

That's right,
you did not place

Clementine's body
in your bed.

No, I did not.

You were framed,

but the person
who moved her body

and framed you
is in this room.

What?!

(gasping)

You see, when I
investigated the room,

I found not
only the body

with the blood settling
the way it did,

I also happened
to touch...

the bed post.

I found something--

what is that,
what is that--

and I looked down.

It was printer's ink.

There's ink on this fingers.

-That proves nothing!
-Is it on there?

Oh, good, 'cause
when I picked it up,

I didn't know for sure
if it'd be on there,

but I could tell by your looks
that I had guessed right

'cause you guys went...

-Yeah.
-Okay.

That's right, Clay.

You moved the body.

You moved it!

You framed Mayor Dodge.

You framed me!

You went behind
the schoolhouse,

you saw her murdered body
laying on her side,

and you knew

that if that body was
placed in the mayor's bed,

it could turn the tide
of the election,

so you reached down,

you carried her
very carefully

up...the...stairs

of...his...apartment.

Opened up the door
to his bedroom,

and there was the mayor
sound asleep.

You hauled that huge,
huge body of Vernon's cousin

into the bed,
and as you headed out,

you paused to turn
to admire your work

and you grabbed
onto the bed post.

It makes no sense,
I have no reason to do that.

"Oh, it makes no sense,
I have no reason to do that!"

I'll tell you why.

Because this man was

cutting the funding
to your schoolhouse.

The infant mortality rate
at a hundred percent

combined with the amount
of funding he's cutting,

you were going
to be out of work.

True, I was gonna
cut the funding.

Yes, I moved her,
I moved her body,

but I did not kill her.

Uh huh, yeah,
that's right.

You did move her body,

but he didn't kill her.

No, the murderer is
still in this saloon.

What?!

♪

Voting is difficult.

(coughing)

-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Oh!

-It's so dusty.
-Yeah.

Aw, we both dropped
our pencils that time.

Aw, gonna take you
twice as long.

Support your weight.

Yes.

Yeah.

I'm so sorry.

No, yeah, so I should
take over your ballots.

Okay, yeah,
but that's no problem.

Dodge,
there you go.

-Come on.
-Well, here's my ballot.

And oops.

Oh, ladies, you dropped
your pencils.

Yes.

One for the road.

One for the road.

♪

Well, if he didn't
kill her, then who did?

I'll tell you,
my future fiancée.

The person who killed
Clementine Shank had motive.

It went all the way
to the top.

You killed her!

I knew it!

No, I did not kill her.

You did.

This is slander.

Where would you even
hear such a thing?

I read her journal.

"Dear diary,
October 15th.

We did something
really exciting today.

We broke into
Shank's apartment

and made love
all over it."

(gasping)

No.

I--we fornicated.

Mm.

Oral.

Okay, I don't need
to know that.

"Dear diary,

My cousin is missing some
incriminating photographs

with all the dead people,
the embarrassing ones

that could ruin
his election--

they're gone.

Oh, and by the way,

I'm sure that Mayor Dodge
must have stolen those photos

when he was with me
and we were making love

on my cousin's bed.

I'm gonna confront
him today.

I hope it goes well.

Love, Clementine."

And what did you do?

You took out your
little trimmer scissors

that you use for
your ear hair

and you stabbed her
and you stabbed her

and you stabbed her
over and over

and over and over again.

You killed Clementine.

No, no.

Yes, you did.

I did not kill Clementine.

And both of you will
be going to jail.

-Me?
-Yes.

-What?
-This one for murder

and this one for framing
an elected official.

-Please.
-I didn't kill anybody

with those little scissors.

I'm not going to jail.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not going--

You are going to jail.

(gunshot)

I--I shot the sheriff
in the face.

Well, you didn't
shoot the deputy.

-I know.
-Get these off of me.

What is the plan right--

what are we doin'?

(gunshot)

How could you
possibly miss that?

I honestly don't know.

Good luck.

Oh, that's gonna go

very well right now.

Mr. Mayor.

Tidwell.

It's over.

Put the guns down.

♪

I shot you
in the face.

Yes, you did.

Yeah, that's my fault.

See, the gun there was
loaded with table salt

'cause I meant
to have rock salt

so that I could
scare away the animals,

animals that you like,
not the ones you wanna kill.

Okay, okay.

It's a long story,

but it doesn't have
any bullets in it.

Now Mayor, put the gun
down slow and easy.

Don't look at
each other.

Put it down
nice and easy--

I'm not goin' to jail!

(gunshots)

Clay!

Gentlemen,
I want you to know

this is what
I can do to you.

(gunshots)

It's very impressive.

It wasn't an accident, look.

(gunshot)

♪

All right.

I just wait till
you pop up.

But we're changing
our rhythms.

(gunshot)

That would have
hit your head, Mayor.

Hey Sheriff, say hello
to my grandpappy

when you get
to--well--

Just shoot him,
for God's sake!

Go to Hell!

(gunshots)

Ah!

Hey!

Boom!

You know, saying boom
is not going to make--

I was trying to
intimidate him with it.

"Oh, here it comes.
Boom, I just died."

We can hear everything
you're saying.

Oh my God,
I'm out.

I'll reload it.
Give it to me.

I think they're reloading.

God, would you just
shoot for a little bit?

I am exhausted.

I was thinkin'
of baby names.

If Pearl gets pregnant,

I was thinkin' of

Hank for a boy.

Really?

That's what you're
doing right now?

I have got to
get these off.

You're not namin' 'em
after me, huh?

-I wasn't--
-No, no, it's fine, it's fine.

-Well...
-You know what you could do?

You could point out
who to shoot at.

Well, either one of 'em,
there's two people.

Eenie, meenie,
miney, mo.

I mean,
you know I'm

John Henry Hoyle
XVIII, right?

It's been in my family
that long, so...

No, it should stop.
It should stop.

Just get somebody,
Tidwell, for God sakes.

I feel like we'd work better
if we were working as a team.

-You're doing your own thing.
-Okay.

You know what?
I'm getting hungry.

Let's get this over with.

I could rename it.

I could rethink it.

All right,
gentlemen.

This is over.

(gunshot)

Ah!

(gunshots)

♪

What do you want
for, uh, lunch?

I could make
grilled cheese.

Yeah, I like
cheese grilled.

I'm not goin'
to jail.

I'm not goin'
to jail either.

If we're goin' out, we're
goin' out like a couple men.

We're gonna go out
guns blazin'.

I need some salve for
my face, it's killing me.

Yeah, it--it looks
like it might hurt.

I know we had our differences,
but if we're gonna go out,

I'm glad we're
goin' out together.

I feel the same way.

-Let's do this.
-Let's do it.

They're plannin'
somethin', get ready.

Don't shoot.

I won't.

You might kill 'em.

Three, two, one.

(screaming)

I got him!

What are you talking about?

I got him, got him,
Sheriff!

What are you
talking about?

I have done nothing.

You're arresting him
as a citizen?

Yes. I can erase
everything, right?

I don't go to
jail now, right?

Clay, you shot me
in the face.

-And you're okay.
-It hurts.

Now I'm givin' him to you
and I'm apologizin'.

I'm sorry--

(gunshot)

Got him,
get him.

I got the suspect
in custody.

Give me that.

♪ Amazing grace ♪♪

♪

Is he serious?

How many negro spirituals
do you know?

I know about six.

♪

Ah!

Mr. Shank.

How are you?

I lost.

You lost the election?

Shh.

(cheering)

I won, I won!

Wait, wait, wait,
this man is in jail.

He can't be mayor.
You're the mayor.

-Oh, yes, he can.
-Well, sadly,

the Great Bend city
charter clearly states

that any elected official
can continue serving

while in prison until
they are proven guilty.

Amazing. "I Smell Shank
for Mayor" was...

one of the worst ideas
I've had.

I told you.

Now the first thing
you can do is pardon us.

Oh yes. Let's pack up.

I am definitely
looking into that

as soon as I get
out of here.

Looking into? What do you
mean "looking into"?

Well, I'm gonna look
into resolving this.

-Is that the way you wanna go?
-Yeah.

Do you hear
all these stories

about people
in prison?

Bad things happen.

You know,
they fall asleep.

Yeah, they get
their eyes sewn shut.

Or maybe they get
their man parts

sewed to their thigh
forever.

♪

You are officially pardoned.

Aw!

That's what I thought.

We are pardoned.

Hey, gang!