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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:10,260 SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION 2 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:17,976 (Engine throbbing) 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:25,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 4 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,177 Jan-sheng, 5 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:55,055 you've seen a lot of doctors already, and you're still sick. 6 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,222 (Coughing) 7 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:57,724 You're getting worse every day. 8 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,060 I think you'd better... 9 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:06,149 Don't you worry. I can still manage. 10 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,943 I'll take care of my own funeral. 11 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,072 Hey! Don't get me wrong. 12 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:17,494 What I mean is, your assets, someone should take care of them for you. 13 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:18,661 Hmm! 14 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,247 I knew what you were after all along. 15 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,292 You're only interested in my assets. 16 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,253 Hey, there's only three of us. 17 00:01:27,378 --> 00:01:31,132 Our big brother's dead, and you don't have too long. 18 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:36,846 The assets you have, you should let Little Brother take care of things. 19 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,014 Nonsense! 20 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,226 Even though I'm still a bachelor, 21 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,437 I wouldn't let a man like you have my assets! 22 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:46,523 - What? - Hey, Godfather. 23 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:50,276 He doesn't have long to live. After he dies, his assets will be yours. 24 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:51,820 Who else could get them? 25 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:53,947 Right. 26 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,991 Jan-sheng, get some rest. 27 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,871 - Master, don't upset yourself. - (Coughing) 28 00:02:01,996 --> 00:02:03,331 Ah Tai-nan, 29 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:09,129 ever since your father died, I've treated you like my own daughter. 30 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:10,296 I know. 31 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:13,883 Right now, I'd like you to help me to do two things. 32 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,094 Master, don't even ask. 33 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,888 You've treated me so well. Of course I'll help you. 34 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:20,557 Mm. 35 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:24,352 Firstly, after I die, 36 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:28,898 you will take my will and all my deeds to my lands 37 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,525 and take them to Canton, 38 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,736 and give it to my brother's fourth son, Yu Ching-chuen. 39 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,989 Yu Ching-chuen? 40 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:41,369 Second, I would like you to be my wife. 41 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:42,745 Master, I... 42 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,039 Don't worry. 43 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,084 I'm going to die soon, anyway. 44 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:52,797 After you've become my wife, and I've passed away... 45 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:54,340 (Coughing) 46 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:57,719 ...my brother, Wei, won't dare take my assets away from you. 47 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:04,017 At least, you will rank higher than him in the family. 48 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:06,561 Alright. 49 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,271 Mm. 50 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:11,274 Once you have the chance, you will leave for Canton. 51 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:15,111 Oh... What do I do when I get there? 52 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,572 You will wear this jade piece, 53 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:20,033 and Ching-chuen will recognize you from it. 54 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,576 STARRING: CHING CHU, WANG SHA, LAM FAI-WONG, WONG CHING-HO 55 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:05,370 SAN SIN, WANG CHING-HO, HUANG PA-CHING 56 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:20,426 COSTUMES BY LIU CHI-YU MAKE-UP BY WU HSU-CHING 57 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:36,276 Master, you've already learned many kinds of boxing. 58 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:40,196 You've even learned the fancy boxing. Isn't that enough? 59 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,698 - Not yet! - Ah! 60 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,506 (Watch chiming) 61 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:05,013 - Master, it's time already. - Huh? Time for what? 62 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,598 - You've got to go to the pier. - Huh? 63 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,644 - Look. - Uh! I've got to go meet her! 64 00:05:11,769 --> 00:05:14,022 Hey, Master. You going like that? 65 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,942 - (Sighs) Go and get my clothes. - Huh? Huh? 66 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:19,736 - Go and get my clothes! - Oh... 67 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,739 Hey, Ah Cai! Don't forget the letter from my auntie. 68 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,157 Alright. 69 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,034 YU FAMILY ANCESTORS 70 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:29,871 Master, let me remind you again. 71 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,374 You auntie doesn't know you. You haven't seen her before. 72 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,959 Remember the letter she wrote. 73 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:38,546 She said she'd be wearing your uncle's jade pendant so you can recognize her. 74 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:41,090 - You must... - I'll just take my auntie's letter. 75 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,633 Oh, oh... 76 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,847 WEST VILLAGE PORT 77 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:49,766 (Excited chatter) 78 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,526 Er... 79 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:09,202 Er, excuse me, how many ferries have come in today? 80 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:11,245 - There was only one ferry. - Was it the Shun Li? 81 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,873 - No. - Ah, that means she's not here yet. 82 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,418 - There it is. - It's coming, over there. 83 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,049 - Oh, excuse me, is that the Shun Li? - Uh-huh. 84 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,387 Be careful. You might fall over. 85 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:30,431 Ah, my auntie's coming to see me. I'm a little nervous. 86 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,850 You know what? This is her first trip here. 87 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,560 (Man) Is that right? 88 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,983 Come on, let's go, hurry up. 89 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,163 (Man) Father! Father! 90 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,461 (Overlapping voices) 91 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,809 - Are you...? - Get out of my way! 92 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,410 (Cheerful chatter) 93 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,217 - What do want? - Uh, I... 94 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:50,845 You dirty old man! What's the matter with you? 95 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,139 I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. 96 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,435 Hey, are you waiting for someone? 97 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,272 What's it to you? Mind your own business. 98 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,484 Listen, old man. I'm looking for someone, too. 99 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:08,154 - Your grandpa? - My grandpa's dead. 100 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,947 Must be your husband. 101 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:12,283 - My husband's dead. - What? 102 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:15,870 You're such a young widow. You must be a real terror to your husband! 103 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,705 You... 104 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:21,542 Hey, miss! You don't have to fight. I was only joking with you. 105 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,170 - Who... who are you looking for? - I'm waiting for my nephew. 106 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,173 Waiting for your nephew? I'm supposed to be picking up my auntie. 107 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,342 - Your auntie? - That's right. 108 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:33,513 My auntie says she'll be coming by the Shun Li, but I can't find her. 109 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:36,224 Good thing she's an old lady. We'll find her. 110 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,393 She's wearing a jade pendant. Ah, what a mess. 111 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,439 Hey, is this the one? 112 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:48,361 Oh, that's it, that's the one! Hey, miss, where'd you get that? 113 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,155 What do you mean? My late husband gave this to me. 114 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,074 - Your husband? - Yu Jan-sheng. 115 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,242 Uh... 116 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,703 - Then you're... - What's the matter? 117 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,580 - You're my aunt. - Don't be crazy. 118 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,707 I'm not kidding! I have proof here. 119 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,671 - I'm Yu Ching-chuen. - Then I am your aunt, Cheng Tai-nan. 120 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,506 - Ching-chuen? - Yes? 121 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,467 Do you know the reason why your uncle asked me to come here to look for you? 122 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,470 - Oh, it's about his will and deeds. - Mm-hmm. 123 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:19,058 - Auntie, let's go home first. - Okay. 124 00:09:20,017 --> 00:09:21,435 TEA 125 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,110 Auntie, it's a long walk. Let's take a rickshaw. 126 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,322 Excuse me. Take us to Ching Lane. 127 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,408 - Both of you? - No, only my auntie. 128 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,909 Okay. Please. 129 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,120 No, thanks. 130 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,915 Let me help you. 131 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:46,419 - Wow, hey! Look at this! - (Men) Huh? 132 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,379 - I can manage. - Hey, be careful. 133 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,298 These guys, they drive like maniacs. 134 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,799 - You're worried I'll fall? - Yes. 135 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:53,801 (All) Wow! 136 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:58,264 - I can manage alright. - Now, listen to me. It's very dangerous. 137 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,184 - Hey, come on. Let me help. Here. - Hey, I can manage! 138 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:06,647 - Old man, aren't you too old? - (Jeering and laughing) 139 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,109 Hey, old man, she could be your granddaughter! 140 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:14,363 What's wrong with them, acting so rude? 141 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:17,867 Hey, forget it. They're all louts. Hey, we're ready. Let's go. 142 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,327 Hey! Don't move! 143 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,043 Hey, old man. What's wrong with you? Calling us names? 144 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,670 Hey, son, don't get me wrong. She's my... 145 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,548 - Mother? - You're almost right. She's my auntie. 146 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:36,135 Ha-ha! Who do you think we are? She's your auntie? What do you take us for? 147 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:38,804 - Kidding, huh? - (Laughing and jeering) 148 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,601 - What's so funny? You better shut up! - Ching-chuen... 149 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,562 Don't bother with these bums. Let's go. 150 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,899 - (Ching-chuen) Yes. - You bitch! What do you mean? 151 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,985 You are a very rude young man. 152 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,491 - Auntie... - This guy deserves a lesson. 153 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,369 - Oh, you're right, you're right. - I'll get you! 154 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,756 Hey, kid! You asked for it, you deserve it. Isn't that right? 155 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,217 (All) Huh? 156 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,813 Hey, Auntie. I think they've had enough. Let's forget it, huh? 157 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:33,943 (Howling) 158 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:40,533 Oh, Auntie! Good kung fu! 159 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,827 I think they've had enough, okay? Come on. 160 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,082 Oh, they're apologizing. 161 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:52,294 Please, get in. 162 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,717 Remember, now, don't ever bully an old man again! 163 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,761 - You haven't left yet? Scram! - (Whimpering) 164 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,098 - Let's go. - Okay. 165 00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,607 YU FAMILY ANCESTORS 166 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,111 Please. 167 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:24,702 Auntie, this study here is where I keep the Yus' antiques and paintings. 168 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,829 They're all in excellent shape. 169 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,582 This way, please. 170 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:35,504 This is the hall of our ancestors' tablets. 171 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,465 I worship them every day. 172 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,343 Auntie, come with me. 173 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,226 Please. 174 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,895 Ah Cai? 175 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,730 - Ah Cai! - Huh, huh? 176 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,857 Auntie, he's a little deaf. 177 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,196 Master, you must have missed your aunt's ferry. 178 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,990 - I reminded you already. And you... - Hey, hey. 179 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,117 - Auntie... - Who's this little girl? 180 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,827 - She's my aunt. - Huh? 181 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,537 She's my aunt! 182 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,498 Your aunt? She...? Her? 183 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,249 She... She... She's... 184 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,586 Ah, your aunt? Oh. 185 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,555 Auntie, please be seated. 186 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,437 Please allow me to greet you properly. 187 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,075 Auntie, have some tea. 188 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,841 Auntie, have a smoke. 189 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,387 Ching-chuen, until I married your uncle, I'd never met you before. 190 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,680 That's right. 191 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:11,475 Do you know why I was in such a hurry to come here to see you? 192 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,271 Is there some trouble with my uncle's will? 193 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,357 No. The will was not left to me. 194 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,277 - It is for you. - Huh? For me? 195 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:25,030 That's right, my late husband's will said that 196 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,742 I must personally hand this will to his elder brother's fourth son, 197 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,953 Yu Ching-chuen. 198 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:34,540 Uncle is too nice. He should have left it to you. 199 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:38,168 My father and I owe him quite a lot. 200 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:42,631 I married him to return his favor, not to inherit his estate. 201 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,843 Oh... It should be Uncle Wei's! 202 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:49,346 Because he didn't leave them to him, he will steal them. 203 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,683 You should know Uncle Wei, he's very wicked. He treats everyone badly. 204 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,728 Why should your uncle leave him his estate? 205 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,647 Uncle Wei is still like that? I don't understand. 206 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,858 He thinks, with his kung fu, he can rule the world. 207 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:04,069 That's why your uncle said he wouldn't leave him his estate. 208 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,947 It would only make things worse. 209 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,490 Ching-chuen, 210 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:12,286 your uncle left you his estate because he wants you to guard it. 211 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:16,457 He says you're trustworthy, and you will also take care of me. 212 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,044 That's true, but, er, Auntie... 213 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:24,673 Listen to me. My living is good, and you're still young. 214 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:28,052 About my uncle's assets, it's better that you have them. 215 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,971 No! I must carry out his last wish. 216 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,223 - It's better for you to have them. - You must keep it! 217 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,808 - You can have it. - I want you to have it! 218 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,226 - That's not right! - Ching-chuen. 219 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,895 - Yes? - What is my rank? 220 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,396 Uh... 221 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,357 - Second Aunt. - Hey. 222 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:45,444 I've gone through a lot of trouble to bring this to you. It's not safe with me. 223 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,281 It doesn't matter if you want it or not. With you, it will be safe. 224 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,867 Well, alright. 225 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,994 - Ah Cai! - Huh, huh? 226 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,913 About my auntie's room, is it ready yet? 227 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,581 Oh, you mean your room? 228 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,167 - Yes! - Ah, it's ready now. 229 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,296 Auntie, I've two rooms here. 230 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,174 My room is a little bigger. You can stay in my room. 231 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,384 But you... 232 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,469 - I'll sleep in Ah Tao's room. - Ah Tao? 233 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:14,306 - Oh, he's my son, Yu Tao. - Oh, my grandnephew. 234 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:19,103 - But where is he? - Ah, he's studying law in Hong Kong. 235 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,355 It's his holiday now. He should be home soon. 236 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,773 Hey, that's crazy. 237 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,401 Why did he go to Hong Kong? He should have stayed here. 238 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,028 Oh, you know teenagers. 239 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:32,116 They want to be free, and famous, and like to keep in style. 240 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,576 That's why he went to Hong Kong. 241 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,412 Auntie, please. 242 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,212 Auntie, get some rest, now. 243 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,574 - I'm leaving! - Ah... 244 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,246 Ah, alright, alright. 245 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,249 Godfather, what do we do now? 246 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,877 We've let her get away. She's escaped us. 247 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:28,589 Ah, she won't get far. She's probably in Canton. 248 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,424 - Canton? - That's right. 249 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,177 She'll probably go to look for my brother's son, Ching-chuen. 250 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,220 What now, then? 251 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,519 - Ah Tei. - Yeah? 252 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,605 - Take some of your men to Canton. - You want her back? 253 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:45,898 No. 254 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,777 With Ching-chuen's kung fu, you're not his match. 255 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,528 What, then? 256 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:55,574 I want you to think of a way to steal the will and deeds back. 257 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,369 Then, she'll come and look for me. 258 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,705 Er, why do you want her to come back here? 259 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,833 That's cos the will is in her name. 260 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:08,378 I want her to sign it and transfer it to me. 261 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:15,135 This way, your godfather can inherit all my brother's assets. 262 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:21,850 Come down! 263 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,310 (Excited chatter) 264 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,522 - Hey, Charlie, your house is really nice! - Your house is great! 265 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,524 Yeah, this is my home. 266 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,901 I've a dad, a slightly deaf servant... 267 00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:32,611 I can do anything in my house. 268 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,779 Play football... 269 00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:36,865 ...or basketball! 270 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,700 - Hey! - Hey! 271 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,787 Woo! 272 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,705 Hey, let's see Daddy. 273 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,547 - Oh! - Hey, this is really nice. 274 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,300 Friends, sit down, please. 275 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,306 This is my grandfather. Got it? 276 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,559 My father was very devoted. 277 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,395 He worshipped him like a god! 278 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:10,732 This house has two bedrooms. That's my father's, that one's mine. 279 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,777 Come on, come on! Come on, come on! 280 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,196 My daddy doesn't know that I'm coming back this early. 281 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,740 He's taking a nap right now. I'm gonna rush in and surprise him! 282 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,200 - Right! - Let's go! 283 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,620 - Daddy! - (Gasps and screams) 284 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,999 - You! - You! How dare you break in? 285 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,126 - You're in my father's bed! Why? - What'd you say? 286 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,503 Get lost! Get out of here! 287 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,631 - What's up? - Charlie! What happened? 288 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,466 - My daddy's changed! - (All) What? 289 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,051 - He's a girl! - (All) What? 290 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,513 - Come on! - Really! I mean it! Really! 291 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,807 (Tai-nan) Hey! 292 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,934 You young idiots! Get out. 293 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,437 - (All) Whoa! - Charlie, look! 294 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,688 (All) Very beautiful! 295 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,856 (Classmates laughing) 296 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,774 What are you doing here? How dare you? 297 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,902 - Huh? - Uh-uh! 298 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:59,031 You don't know me. I'm the future owner of this house, you know. 299 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,240 Future owner? 300 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,242 What is your name? 301 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,912 Listen carefully. My name is Charlie Yu. 302 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,413 What's that? 303 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,373 What did you say? Cha-li what? 304 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,791 - No. - Is she dumb? 305 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,336 My last name's Yu. Called Charlie. 306 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,296 That makes me Charlie Yu. 307 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:19,509 Charlie Yu? What an ugly name. You're not my grandnephew. 308 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,386 Huh! Of course I'm not. 309 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:25,182 I'm asking you, what... are you... doing here? 310 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,059 You should know the owner of this house. 311 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,562 I'm Yu Ching-chuen's aunt, Cheng Tai-nan. 312 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,565 Ooh! That's a boy's name. 313 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,484 You're so old-fashioned... Uh! Hold it. 314 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,945 So you're Yu Ching-chuen's aunt? 315 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,530 Which means you're my grandfather's... 316 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,366 - (All) Grandauntie! - Ugh! 317 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,284 - (All laughing) - Look! 318 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,245 (Chuckles) Too young. 319 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,998 - What do you mean by that? - Aren't you a little on the young side? 320 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,417 In fact, you must be... 321 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,419 (All) Your father's darling! 322 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,712 ...my father's lover? 323 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:57,673 (Tao and classmates laughing) 324 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,428 (Panicked clamoring) 325 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,348 Sorry, they're wrong. 326 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:10,018 You shouldn't be Yu Ching-chuen's lover. You should be his son's lover instead. 327 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,436 (Classmates cheering) 328 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,604 Shut up! 329 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,983 Don't move! 330 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,735 Stop it. We're gentlemen. We don't fight with girls! 331 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,197 Hey, you really wanna fight? 332 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,408 If you do, let me show you my power. 333 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:27,869 (Classmates applauding) 334 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:30,789 - See? Not so easy. - Hmm. 335 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,837 - What a simple trick. - Hmm. 336 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,883 (Classmates cheering and applauding) 337 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,177 Please. 338 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,768 Oh, very good, very good. 339 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,520 Hmm. That's nothing. 340 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,690 Huh. This means we've gotta fight to see who will win. 341 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,858 What's that? 342 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,152 I said we'll have to see who's better in fighting. 343 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,529 - Hmm. I'm ready. - Alright. 344 00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,162 (Classmates cheering) 345 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:14,875 This is boxing, you know. 346 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,048 Huh! Special kung fu. Northern style. 347 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:29,639 Southern style! 348 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,399 Come on! 349 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,031 Come on! 350 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,618 Oh! 351 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:57,042 Hey! 352 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,135 (Glass shattering) 353 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,303 (All) Come on! 354 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,956 Come on, quickly. 355 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,384 - What are you doing to my antiques? - (Smashing) 356 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,136 (Ching-chuen) Hey, stop the fighting! 357 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,470 - (Smashing) - Hey, you! 358 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,267 - Ah Tao! - Oh! Daddy! 359 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,435 Ah Tao? 360 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,728 I love you. Oh, I came back a day early. 361 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,022 What, and I saw that bitch sleeping in your bed! 362 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,732 - Her? - Yeah, that's her. 363 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,861 I asked her what she was doing, and we started fighting. She must be crazy. 364 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,737 - What's that? - She's crazy! 365 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,573 Oh, no! Ah Tao, she's your... 366 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:13,827 Oh, so you're his son. Yu Tao, right? 367 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,913 Yes, Auntie. He's your grandnephew, Yu Tao. 368 00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,874 - What? - Oh, greet your grandaunt. 369 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,418 - My grandaunt? - Yeah, go on. 370 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,460 Hmm! 371 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,132 (Under breath) Hey, Dad. She's so young. Are you kidding me? 372 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:30,135 Did you take on a mistress while I was studying in Hong Kong? 373 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,887 - What do you mean? - A concubine. 374 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,722 Nonsense! You little brat. 375 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,057 You brought all these people here to ruin my house. 376 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,059 Argh! My ancestors' tablets! 377 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,145 Argh! My paintings and antiques! You brat! 378 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:41,396 Not me! It's her! 379 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:45,984 Huh! I'm the elder in this family. Why would I ruin the ancestors' tablets, 380 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,944 or paintings and antiques? 381 00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:50,071 She's right. You... 382 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:54,201 - Auntie, I've punished him for you. - No. 383 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,368 - Oh! - Hold it. 384 00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:58,121 - Ask for your grandaunt's forgiveness. - Not enough. 385 00:24:58,246 --> 00:24:59,581 The law. 386 00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:01,499 - The law? - The family law. 387 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,126 Daddy, it's dinnertime. 388 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:05,462 Haven't you had enough? Stupid! 389 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,339 YU FAMILY RULES OF ETIQUETTE 390 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,847 "Anyone within the Yu's family 391 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:21,061 "who destroys the Yus' ancestors tablets must receive 15 beatings." 392 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,563 Whoa! Where'd you get that law from? 393 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:24,731 There's more. 394 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:29,778 "Whoever destroys the antiques of our ancestors gets 15 more." 395 00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:31,947 Oh! 15 and 15 makes 30. 396 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,698 - Er... - There's still more. 397 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:39,287 "Anyone who insults an elder shall kneel in front of that elder and bow nine times 398 00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,206 "and get 20 beatings." 399 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,458 No! I'm gonna die. 400 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:45,126 I'm gonna get it now. 401 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:48,964 Oh, God, I've had it. Amen. 402 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:58,848 Grandaunt, please be lenient. 403 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,433 No way. 404 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:03,645 - How about 20 percent? - What's that? 405 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,230 Less 20 percent. 406 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,398 Less 20 percent? 407 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,234 - Alright. - Good! Good... 408 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,572 Since it's your first offense, I'll cut it to 40. 409 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:32,340 (Yelping) 410 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:46,062 Don't let her know. 411 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:47,439 - What'd you say? - Stupid kid! 412 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:50,025 He asked me to hit him softer. I'll hit him harder! 413 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:51,651 (Yelping) 414 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,909 Enough, enough! Don't hit him, master, you'll kill him! 415 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,536 Don't hit him, master! 416 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:09,627 34, 35, 36, 37... 417 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:13,381 38, 39, 40, 41! 418 00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:16,468 And one bonus! Oh, and one bonus... 419 00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,345 (Moaning) 420 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,139 Auntie, I've beat him 41 times now. 421 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,016 (Panting) 422 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,853 Oh! Ooh-ahh! 423 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,521 There's more. 424 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:31,107 I still have to bow to you. 425 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:32,400 One, two, three! 426 00:27:32,525 --> 00:27:34,152 Four, five, six! 427 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,695 Seven, eight, nine! 428 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:42,577 Mm. You must respect your elders. Do you understand? 429 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,496 Get up. Get up! 430 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,499 Ah Tao, get up. 431 00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:52,003 Will you get up? 432 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,673 Get up, you idiot! 433 00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:57,467 - Huh? - Ah Tao! 434 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:00,887 He's fainted. 435 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,473 - Auntie, he's fainted already! - Doesn't matter. 436 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:06,393 - Just give him some medicine. - Oh, yeah, right. 437 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,479 - Ah Cai, help him back to his room. - Oh, yeah, yeah... 438 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,529 (Chuckling) 439 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,531 Thank God for helping me! 440 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,995 I really fooled her this time! 441 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:30,333 (Mimicking being beaten) 442 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:34,504 (Tao howling) 443 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,178 (Tai-nan) Ah Cai! 444 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,722 Huh? That stupid bitch is checking up on me. 445 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,436 Ai-yah! Ai-yah! 446 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,604 Ah Cai! Ah Cai! 447 00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:56,776 - Ah Cai! - Huh? Yes, ma'am, what is it? 448 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,736 - Can't you hear him yelling in there? - Huh? 449 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:01,322 I think he was beaten too hard! Listen to him groaning! 450 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,116 Oh, is that right? Oh... 451 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,869 (Howling continues) 452 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,246 That poor kid. He's really hurt bad. 453 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:15,086 Ai-yah! Ah! 454 00:29:15,211 --> 00:29:16,296 - Ah Cai. - Huh? 455 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:20,091 - Did you give him that medicine? - Yeah. He says he didn't want it. 456 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,635 Didn't want it? Why not? 457 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,055 Er... He... He says he was innocent. 458 00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,353 - Let him suffer. - Huh? W-w-w-what? 459 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,481 - I said let him suffer! - (Ah Cai) Oh! 460 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,857 Bitch! 461 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,071 Ah Tao, what are you doing? 462 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,157 Put it right side up. Don't hang it sideways! 463 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,242 Daddy, you don't know. 464 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,662 All the foreigners, they all hang their pictures like this. 465 00:29:49,787 --> 00:29:53,625 Upside-down, on the side... Looks much better. 466 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,377 - Style, too. - Ugh, what are you saying? 467 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,005 It looks nicer. More inspiring. 468 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,424 You can look at it this way, that way, this way, that way... 469 00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:03,676 Hey, Ah Tao. Let me do it. Get down from there. 470 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:07,305 You know this painting is priceless! 471 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:08,473 Go away. 472 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,023 Look, here. It should be hung like that one. 473 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,274 Give it to me. 474 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,487 - See if it's crooked. - (Tao) Not yet. 475 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:23,947 - What? - It's not level! 476 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:26,533 - How about this? - Hey, wait a second. Hold it. 477 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:27,951 Hey, watch my painting! 478 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,079 - Okay! - What? 479 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,248 - It's alright. - Is it straight? 480 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,750 Down. Down. Down. 481 00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,544 Lower! Lower. 482 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,712 A little lower. Stop! 483 00:30:39,837 --> 00:30:41,631 - What? - Perfect! 484 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:42,799 (Slapping) 485 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:46,219 Hey! That came from your great-grandpa! 486 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,346 Oh! Must be very old. 487 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,807 Daddy, let me help you. 488 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:51,975 Hey, Ah Tao! 489 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,061 - Hey, careful! - Very beautiful. 490 00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:57,438 So big. It should be in the hall. Come on! 491 00:30:58,565 --> 00:30:59,607 - Hey! - Over here. 492 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,234 - No, no, over here. - Ah Tao! 493 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:04,946 Over there'd be perfect, Dad. Dad, Dad. Here, perfect! 494 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:06,823 I'll get the ladder, Dad. 495 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:14,622 Daddy, stand aside. 496 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:17,875 Put it like this, English style. 497 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:21,004 Crooked, American style. 498 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,299 All rolled up, Italian style. 499 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,011 Covered up, French style. 500 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:30,263 - How can you see it if it's covered? - No! 501 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:34,309 When the breeze blows, it will unfurl, really mystically. 502 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,811 - What's that? - Very mysterious, Dad. 503 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,022 I don't like your style. I like Chinese style. 504 00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,190 - Well, hang it yourself, then. - Come on down. 505 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,318 Hold this. 506 00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:49,949 (Tao) Daddy, be careful. Don't hang it too high. 507 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,328 (Ching-chuen) Alright, alright, I know what to do. See if it's high enough. 508 00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:55,330 (Tao) Oh... 509 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,126 - Ah Tao, tell me when it's alright. - Okay. 510 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,046 - A little higher. - Oh. 511 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:07,717 - How's that? - Uh... 512 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:12,972 (Ching-chuen) Well? Ah Tao? 513 00:32:14,932 --> 00:32:17,435 - Higher. - (Ching-chuen) Higher? 514 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,187 Higher! 515 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:23,441 - (Ching-chuen) How's that? - Just a little higher! 516 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,611 - Higher! Higher! Higher! - (Ching-chuen) How's that? 517 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,488 - Higher! - Still higher? 518 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,657 Hey, I've reached the top. 519 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,116 Uh, higher, higher. 520 00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:34,160 Ah Tao, I've reached the ceiling! 521 00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:36,621 Daddy, you get a clearer view that way. 522 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:39,624 - We'll have to kneel down to see it. - Oh, yeah. Lower, then. 523 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,251 Lower. Lower. 524 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,506 - Lower. - How's that? 525 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,509 (Ching-chuen) Hey, Ah Tao, how is it? 526 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,387 - Ah Tao? - Keep going. 527 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,972 - Hey! - A little lower. Lower. 528 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,641 - Lower. - Lower still? 529 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,935 - Hey! - Lower, lower. 530 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:01,771 Lower. 531 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,982 - Hey, Ah Tao! - Oh, uh, uh... 532 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,235 Low... Er, lower... 533 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,486 What are you doing? 534 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:09,946 Er... Daddy! 535 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,406 Daddy, Daddy. 536 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,825 - Hong Kong way of hanging a painting... - What did you say? 537 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:16,285 Oh, no, a painting. 538 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,246 You gotta look at it like this, and like that. 539 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,164 - That way, you get a much better view. - Oh... 540 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:22,375 - Were you looking at me? - No, I wasn't watching you! 541 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,336 You weren't? Oh, but just now... 542 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:28,256 Er, uh, I was helping Dad hang his painting. 543 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,342 Oh, Auntie. We were being noisy. 544 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:35,221 - I'm terribly sorry, did we wake you up? - Oh, no. 545 00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:39,100 Ching-chuen, this fabric you bought me, it's much too bright. 546 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,978 Being an elder, I shouldn't wear such bright colors. 547 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,272 Oh, then I'll go and change it for you. 548 00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,566 That's alright. I'll go alone. 549 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,152 - Er, Auntie, you're going alone? - Of course. 550 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:50,737 You can't! It's very dangerous there. 551 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,697 - So what? She can take care of herself. - Shut up! 552 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:54,574 Ching-chuen, I'll be alright. 553 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:55,742 Uh... 554 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:56,993 - Ah Tao. - Huh? 555 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,078 - Go with your grandaunt. - Go with her? 556 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:01,122 - What's wrong? - Oh, nothing. 557 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:03,207 - Nothing... - Alright. Come along. 558 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,500 Daddy, she... she... 559 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,170 - Take good care of your auntie. Go on. - Oh... 560 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:12,884 This is the main street in town. There's a lot of shops on this stretch. 561 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,304 Hey! Hey, hey, hey, wait! Stop. Come on, stop! Hey. 562 00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:19,640 Ah Tao, what is that thing? 563 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,727 - A motorcar. - A what? 564 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:23,978 An automobile. 565 00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:26,898 An automobile? What's an automobile? 566 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:31,903 Look, this one uses manpower. That one uses an engine. 567 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,237 An engine? 568 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:34,655 - I'll show you. - Okay. 569 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:39,494 (Girls gasping) Look at that one! 570 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,455 Oh, I like that one a lot! 571 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,165 (Tai-nan) Ah Tao, this is so interesting. 572 00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,000 We don't have anything like this back home. 573 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,294 Of course not. You haven't seen anything yet. 574 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:51,047 You should see Hong Kong. They even have Rolls-Royces. 575 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,383 - What's a Rolls-Royce? - You wouldn't understand. 576 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:57,094 Look, go shop around. This street has everything. 577 00:34:59,096 --> 00:35:02,225 Ah Tao, look at that signboard! It's so pretty and bright. 578 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,560 And look at that one! They both flash. 579 00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:06,562 Oh, neon lights. 580 00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:08,856 - What's it called? - Colored lamps. 581 00:35:08,981 --> 00:35:11,776 - Oh, it's beautiful. I like it. - Yeah. 582 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:16,572 - (Girls chattering excitedly) - Come on, have a look at these. 583 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,909 (Girl) That is pretty! 584 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:22,495 Yeah, I don't find these... Uh! 585 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,997 And these lipsticks, they got 'em in all different colors. 586 00:35:25,122 --> 00:35:28,543 Now, you got to put one on and it'll make your boyfriend want to kiss you. 587 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,419 - Oh, it's good! - Isn't that pretty? 588 00:35:30,545 --> 00:35:31,754 Oh, give me some more! 589 00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:36,551 One of these perfumes... 590 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,970 Oh, yeah, I know it's brilliant. 591 00:35:41,138 --> 00:35:42,890 Even the jewels and the pearls. 592 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,101 (Girl 2) Those bracelets are beautiful. 593 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,021 Ooh, look at these! 594 00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:50,398 Oh, wow! 595 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,817 - Grandaunt. Grandaunt! - Huh? 596 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:56,028 Hey, you go shopping. I'll wait for you by the automobile. 597 00:35:56,153 --> 00:35:58,239 Alright, see you later. Bye. 598 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:03,244 - Thank you. - Hey, try it, it's really nice. 599 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:06,581 Okay, I'll ask him. Excuse me, how much is this? 600 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,958 - Five dollars. - Oh, that's expensive. 601 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,043 - No, it's on sale. - It is? 602 00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:13,379 - Hey, I wanna try it. - Do you think it's worth it? 603 00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:23,389 - Hmm. - Hmm. 604 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,271 - (Both) What a bumpkin! - What did you call me? 605 00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:33,316 - We're talking about you. - The way you're dressed. 606 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:37,236 - Girls in Canton only wear cheongsams. - Yeah. 607 00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:40,197 What an ugly old skirt she's wearing. 608 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:43,409 Will you look at her hairstyle? So out of date. 609 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,454 - Get away from us, you bumpkin. - Yeah. 610 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:49,749 (Girl) Isn't this earring beautiful? Certainly not as ugly as her. 611 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,417 (Girls laughing) 612 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:59,008 Careful with that! Hey, that's an automobile. 613 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,095 Brand-new car, that. It's modern. 614 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:10,603 - (Man) Hey, someone has a new dress! - (Man 2) Look at that! 615 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:12,438 (Wolf-whistling) 616 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,036 Oh! Oh! 617 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:29,372 Hey, hey! 618 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,706 Dumb broad! 619 00:37:34,377 --> 00:37:35,628 I'm sorry. 620 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,046 (Gasping) 621 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,008 It's my first time in high heels. 622 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:45,888 (All) Wow! 623 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:48,057 - Look at that! - Wow. 624 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:50,059 Oh! 625 00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:54,605 - Hey, miss. - Huh? 626 00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:56,816 - Is this your first time, huh? - Uh-huh. 627 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,068 No wonder you can't walk right. First time in high heels? 628 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:02,738 - You need a lesson. - You gotta learn how to walk. 629 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,533 - Learn how to walk again? - Hey, let's teach her. 630 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:08,202 - Yeah. - Hey, you two let go of me! 631 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:11,163 - I'm warning you two. - I'll show you how to walk, come on. 632 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,584 Hey, miss. They're bums, let me teach you. 633 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,921 Hey, who's gonna pay for our apples? 634 00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:20,923 Hey, lady, you gotta pay for... 635 00:38:22,341 --> 00:38:25,344 - Whoa! What's up? What's happening? - Wow! 636 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:26,512 - Hey. - Huh? 637 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:30,516 - That dame is really hot-tempered. - Yeah. And really pretty! 638 00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:34,520 - Don't you come near me! - Ah, come on, lady! 639 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:43,320 Ooh! Come on, kick it, kick it! Come on, let's see what you can do! 640 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,532 - Come on, lady, kick it! - Kick! Kick it up! 641 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,784 - Kick it up, come on! - Come on! 642 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,667 Kick it up, come on! 643 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:01,964 - Hey, careful, lady. - Hey, how ya like that? 644 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:04,800 Ah Tao! You... 645 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,302 Grandaunt? 646 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:09,138 Of course it's me! 647 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:12,224 Wow! Very sexy! 648 00:39:12,349 --> 00:39:14,018 - Hey! - What's going on? 649 00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:16,145 - That's my grandaunt. - Huh? 650 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:18,272 - What? - Who are you trying to kid? 651 00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:19,440 (Laughing) 652 00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:22,943 - Hey, kid, we saw that lady first. - Yeah? 653 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:31,911 See? No fight. 654 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,662 - What? - They're no match. 655 00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:04,068 (Man) Wonder where she comes from. 656 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:21,293 (Whistle blaring) 657 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,259 - Stop where you are! - Wait, the police are here! 658 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,219 - Police? - Don't worry. 659 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,932 - Hey, you two! - There's been a fight! 660 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:36,142 What? Where? 661 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,311 - Back over there. - Come on, let's go! 662 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:43,732 It's those two over there! Quick! 663 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:53,492 (Tai-nan) Ching-chuen. 664 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,553 Ching-chuen, don't you recognize me? 665 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:14,930 Uh... 666 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:18,267 You... 667 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:20,352 It's me, your auntie! 668 00:41:20,477 --> 00:41:22,730 Uh... Auntie? 669 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:29,904 Auntie, what did you do to yourself? 670 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:33,365 What happened? What? Why are you dressed like that? 671 00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:36,994 - Look at your hair! Where's Ah Tao? - He... 672 00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,787 Ah Tao? Ah Tao! 673 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:43,292 I'm right here. 674 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:46,212 Ah Tao, why'd you buy these kinds of clothes for your grandaunt? 675 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,089 Daddy, I didn't buy them. 676 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,967 I lost Grandaunt when she was shopping. 677 00:41:52,092 --> 00:41:55,554 And when I found her, she was like that. 678 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:57,264 Hey, look what happened to her. 679 00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:59,725 No shoes, torn stockings, and look at her hair! 680 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,310 Ah! What happened, anyway? 681 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:04,521 Daddy, you just don't understand. 682 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:07,233 When she wears these clothes, she's very, very sexy. 683 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,443 - What was that? - Sexy! 684 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:12,529 So the bums started hassling her. It's a good thing I was there! 685 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:14,114 (Shouting) 686 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:17,451 - I fought them all. - Stop lying. You didn't fight them all. 687 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:19,286 If I didn't, who did? 688 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,664 - I did. - I did. I did! 689 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:22,831 - I did! - I did! 690 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:25,501 Now, come on! Ah, you meathead. 691 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,628 Don't you talk to her. Take that! 692 00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:32,174 Auntie, I think you better get changed first. 693 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,260 That stupid idiot, I'll take care of him! 694 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,053 - Go ahead. - Oh! 695 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,765 Ah, Ah Tao! 696 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:43,560 Daddy, can't you try to be more understanding? 697 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:46,772 You shut up! Ah Tao, you're the younger generation. 698 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:49,233 If you go out with an elder, you should take care of her. 699 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,943 Look. Look what you've done. 700 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:53,028 - Your late granduncle won't forgive you. - Daddy... 701 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:56,699 I'm telling you, if you go on like this, I won't let you go to Hong Kong. 702 00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,743 Shut up! Shut up! 703 00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:05,082 I tell you, don't think just because you are the elder, you can have my dad, 704 00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:10,170 to get your tea, your cigarettes, fan you, have him tell you good morning, 705 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:13,090 and greet you in the evening. 706 00:43:13,215 --> 00:43:16,093 In fact, you and I are the same age. 707 00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:18,387 - What should we do? - Fight for freedom! 708 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,222 Fight for freedom! 709 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:24,393 You are young, too. Don't you show off to me, you bitch! 710 00:43:25,185 --> 00:43:26,729 (Cheering) 711 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:28,397 Stop. 712 00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:30,733 My father was very up-to-date. 713 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:34,278 But then she came. She started those old-fashioned rules. 714 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,364 Family laws to serve tea, kneel and bow... 715 00:43:37,489 --> 00:43:38,532 Here! 716 00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:41,035 (Cheering) 717 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:45,539 You! You're wrong. And my dad says you're right. 718 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:49,835 But I was right. Dad was wrong! He won't let me go to Hong Kong. 719 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,503 You no-good country idiot. 720 00:43:51,628 --> 00:43:54,340 You're messing up everything! Take this! 721 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,551 (All) Hit her! Hit her! Hit her, hit her! 722 00:43:58,385 --> 00:43:59,762 - Hit her! - Yeah! 723 00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:01,847 Charlie! 724 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:04,058 - No, man, don't do it! - What's going on? 725 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,601 - It's straw. - What's wrong with him? 726 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,811 - He's taking out his anger. - Why is he being so crazy? 727 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:10,064 He's got to get his rage out. Don't stop him. 728 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,732 Charlie, don't be crazy! 729 00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:14,777 - Take it easy. - Hey, hold it. 730 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,779 - Charlie, what good's this? - Yeah! 731 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:21,116 James, Robert, how else could I get even with her? 732 00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:22,951 Where? How? 733 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:26,038 Oh, yeah, Charlie. I have an idea. 734 00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:28,665 The reason why we've come here today 735 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,335 is to tell you that we're having a party for Hong Kong students. 736 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:33,879 - A party? - Yeah, Charlie. Listen to me. 737 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,632 Ever since the summer holiday, we haven't seen each other. 738 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,093 We've lost all contact. That's why we should have a party. 739 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:42,096 To get back together, just like old times. How's that? 740 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:43,263 (Cheering) 741 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:45,891 Oh, yeah, Charlie. Ask your young grandaunt. 742 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,559 - She can come, too. - My grandaunt? 743 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:50,312 She's a country girl. She doesn't know how to dance. 744 00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:52,022 So much the better. 745 00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:53,732 - She always causes you trouble? - You bet! 746 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,026 Right. Just leave it to me. 747 00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:58,654 It's a masquerade party. We'll really embarrass her. 748 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:02,074 (Rhythmic tapping and humming) 749 00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:13,669 Whoo! 750 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:19,383 Whoo! 751 00:45:20,717 --> 00:45:21,885 Whoo! 752 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:31,979 Ah Tao! 753 00:45:32,104 --> 00:45:34,898 Hi there, Grandaunt! Just call me Charlie. 754 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:37,818 Charlie? Charlie, my foot! 755 00:45:37,943 --> 00:45:41,071 Hey, what are all these fools doing around here? 756 00:45:41,196 --> 00:45:43,365 And why are they dressed so strangely? 757 00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:44,533 Ah Tao! 758 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,328 You don't know, Grandaunt? This is my band! 759 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,998 What? Are you mad? 760 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:53,375 No. 761 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,128 Music! 762 00:45:56,253 --> 00:46:00,757 (Sings in Chinese) ♪ Rose, rose, you have such a slender stem 763 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:05,929 ♪ Rose, rose, your thorns are so sharp 764 00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:11,101 ♪ They'll hurt your tender stems and buds 765 00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:16,190 ♪ Rose, rose, I love you... 766 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,774 You! Get lost! 767 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:21,195 ♪ My heart's affection... 768 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:25,032 Ah Tao! What are you doing? 769 00:46:25,157 --> 00:46:28,285 You... You... You... You're crazy! 770 00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:31,205 ♪ My heart's affection 771 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:37,461 ♪ Your pure glory illuminates the world... ♪ 772 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,801 (Rhythmic clapping) 773 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:06,114 Ah Tao, are you crazy? 774 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:07,950 Stop. 775 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:09,868 - This is dancing. - Yeah! 776 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:13,997 Well, why do you do this? What's the drum for? 777 00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:18,502 - No, we call it dancing. - Dancing? That's not dancing. 778 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:20,379 - This is dancing! - No, it's not. 779 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,005 Hey, oh, I know... 780 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:27,219 ♪ The moon shines, shines on the floor 781 00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:30,889 - ♪ During the New Year's Eve... ♪ - That's right, that's much more like it. 782 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:34,226 That's old-fashioned, in the past, Grandauntie. 783 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:36,770 - Nowadays, we follow a rhythm! - (All) Yeah! 784 00:47:36,895 --> 00:47:40,941 ♪ Rose, rose, you have such a slender stem 785 00:47:41,066 --> 00:47:44,278 ♪ Rose, rose, your thorns are so sharp... 786 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:49,116 - What are you doing? Ah! - ♪ Nothing will tear our bond apart 787 00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:54,079 ♪ Rose, rose, I love you ♪ 788 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:55,789 (Music stops, jeering) 789 00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:03,964 - Wanna try it? - (All) Yeah, come on, try it. 790 00:48:04,089 --> 00:48:07,259 - It's easy. Come on. Try it! - No, I won't. 791 00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:10,804 - James! - (All) Huh? 792 00:48:10,929 --> 00:48:13,056 - Second way! - Yeah, second plan. 793 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:16,852 - Grandauntie? - Hey, your grandauntie is too old. 794 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,479 (All) That's right. She can't dance! 795 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,857 - (Laughing) - You're right. 796 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:25,110 She looks like an old dame to me. Not like us. 797 00:48:25,235 --> 00:48:26,653 (Scoffing) 798 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:32,409 - (Tao) You're right. - Hmm! Am I any older than you? 799 00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:35,370 Oh, no. Not really. You're just about our age. 800 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:36,955 (All) Yeah, that's right. 801 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,000 Don't call me an old dame. I'm just your elder. 802 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,836 Like I said, you're just as young as we are. 803 00:48:42,961 --> 00:48:45,005 - But you're totally different. - We're progressive. 804 00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:47,924 If you call that stupid dance progressive, I don't wanna be progressive! 805 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:51,261 Of course it's progressive! At least, you haven't seen it before. 806 00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:55,599 - You just can't do it. - Who said I can't? I just don't want to. 807 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,767 (Laughing) 808 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,770 - I dare you. - I can dance! I'm not afraid! 809 00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:02,564 No way! It's no use asking her to come. 810 00:49:02,689 --> 00:49:05,150 - Come on! - Ask her! 811 00:49:05,859 --> 00:49:08,570 - She'll never do it. - Go on! 812 00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:13,825 - No way. She wouldn't dare! - I wouldn't dare do what? 813 00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:16,244 It's no good, she'll never come to our party. 814 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,246 - What's this party? - A dancing show. 815 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,666 - A dancing show? - She'd have to make herself up. 816 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,876 - You mean wear make-up, too? - Yeah. 817 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:25,087 Would it be like before when I did my hair? 818 00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:26,880 - Hey, it's not like that. - Why not? 819 00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:29,132 You have to wear make-up like a foreigner. Juliet... 820 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:33,011 - Oh, Romeo, I love you! - What? 821 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,138 The boys, they all dress up like Robin Hood. 822 00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:37,474 (♪ Humming fanfare) 823 00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:39,851 The girls, they're all gonna dress up like Carmen. 824 00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:42,062 (♪ Humming) 825 00:49:45,941 --> 00:49:48,735 Hey, don't you worry. We've got costumes from Hong Kong in all sizes. 826 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,487 - What? - They'll fit you for sure. 827 00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:52,572 - Ah Tao, I'd better... - Are you afraid of my dad? 828 00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:56,118 - I'm not afraid of him. - Oh, yeah? Look. 829 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:58,829 Don't you call her an old dame. She's coming to our party! 830 00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:01,581 - Ah Tao! I'd better... - I knew you wouldn't come. 831 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,501 You bet I'll be there! 832 00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:08,505 - (All) Yeah, okay! - (Both) Okay! 833 00:50:09,589 --> 00:50:12,008 - Ah Tao? - Oh, change your mind? 834 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,719 Don't ever tell your father. 835 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,429 Oh... Hooray! 836 00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:20,600 There's many modern features on this car. 837 00:50:20,726 --> 00:50:23,103 - Alright, I'll talk to you later. - Alright. 838 00:50:23,228 --> 00:50:25,105 Yu Tao asked that bitch to a party. 839 00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:26,773 - A party? - Yeah. 840 00:50:29,526 --> 00:50:31,903 - Does his father know? - He don't know nothing, no. 841 00:50:32,028 --> 00:50:34,531 Oh! That means they're sneaking out, then. 842 00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:36,116 That's right. 843 00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:37,784 I have a plan. 844 00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:41,204 - Sir, about the car... - Some other day, alright? 845 00:50:43,790 --> 00:50:45,250 HONG KONG INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS' BALL 846 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:47,544 (♪ Gentle classical music playing) 847 00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:52,692 No. Oh! 848 00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:55,862 Oh! Ah! 849 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:02,702 Help me! 850 00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:28,436 (Screaming) 851 00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:30,814 (♪ Tango music) 852 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:35,485 Oh! Oh! 853 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:04,639 Oh! 854 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:07,893 Hey, you! What did you do? 855 00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:13,523 (Screaming) 856 00:53:13,648 --> 00:53:14,691 Put me down! 857 00:53:17,110 --> 00:53:18,778 Put me down! Oh! 858 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:23,575 - Hup! Yeah! - Oh! 859 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,619 (♪ Country music) 860 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,396 Oh! 861 00:54:06,242 --> 00:54:07,535 (Whooping) 862 00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:08,703 Oh! 863 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:14,668 Hey. Hold it. 864 00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,795 We'll follow my plan through to the end. 865 00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,214 Break up the party, then call the police. 866 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:21,549 - Get his father to the station. - Mm. 867 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:26,721 Oh! 868 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:50,286 (♪ Music crescendos and stops) 869 00:54:50,829 --> 00:54:52,622 (Tai-nan moaning) 870 00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,088 You... You... 871 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,631 Ah Tao, you... 872 00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:05,301 Ha-ha! Good going! Very good dancing! 873 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:07,220 (Cheering) 874 00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:14,227 Oh! 875 00:55:15,311 --> 00:55:17,397 - Three Musketeers. - What? 876 00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:18,606 The three swordsmen. 877 00:55:22,235 --> 00:55:24,320 This is swordsman Don Juan. 878 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:27,574 They tell me they like you very much, Miss Storlena. 879 00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:29,617 Huh? What did you say? 880 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,119 I have an English name for you. 881 00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:32,495 - An English name? - Uh-huh. 882 00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:34,914 They tell me they want to dance with you. 883 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:36,875 (Musketeers) Please. 884 00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:40,003 - You mean dance again? - Sure. 885 00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:41,713 I can't do it. I won't do it! 886 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:43,465 Hey, stop! 887 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:49,262 You three... 888 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:52,557 (All) We're the Three Musketeers. 889 00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:54,934 Oh, I know! The new Three Musketeers. 890 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,853 - Um... - I'm Robin Hood. 891 00:55:56,978 --> 00:56:00,190 Robin Hood, then who are the new and the old swordsmen? 892 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,609 Oh, they're old because they were here first. 893 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:05,445 - They just got here, so they're new. - Oh, really? 894 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:07,489 Right! 895 00:56:08,865 --> 00:56:09,908 (Boinging) 896 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:11,367 Romeo. 897 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:12,827 Oh, Romeo? 898 00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:15,580 Where's Juliet? 899 00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:16,748 (Chuckling) 900 00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:21,628 Hey, I'm not Juliet! I'm... 901 00:56:21,753 --> 00:56:25,131 - Come and dance. - Oh! I don't wanna dance! 902 00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:27,300 Music! 903 00:56:27,425 --> 00:56:30,136 - (♪ Waltz music) - Hey! What are you doing? Let me go! 904 00:56:31,137 --> 00:56:32,180 Let me go! 905 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,642 Ah! You're hurting me. Let me go! 906 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:38,686 (Screaming) 907 00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:43,817 (All) Whoa! 908 00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:47,403 - Why did you rip her dress like that? - Ah Tao, they... 909 00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:50,156 Hey, Romeo. Take it easy. 910 00:56:50,281 --> 00:56:52,951 - She's my grandaunt, you know. - I know. 911 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,828 (Groaning) 912 00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,705 Ah Tao, did you tell him to hit me? 913 00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:59,290 No, Grandaunt! 914 00:56:59,415 --> 00:57:02,710 Hey, listen. I told you to embarrass her, not hit her! 915 00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:07,799 Crazy, crazy! You're all crazy! 916 00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:10,677 Hmm! Don't be afraid, Charlie. This happens all the time. 917 00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:12,303 Always fighting, you know! 918 00:57:12,428 --> 00:57:14,180 - Yeah, come on! Let's fight! - Come on! 919 00:57:14,305 --> 00:57:15,598 - Let's go! - Come on! 920 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:24,607 Hey, Charlie. They're not our guys. 921 00:57:24,732 --> 00:57:26,901 Yeah. Who are you guys, anyways? 922 00:57:27,026 --> 00:57:29,863 Who are you guys? Which school do you come from? 923 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,364 - Criminology. - Robbery. 924 00:57:31,489 --> 00:57:32,657 - Kidnapping. - Murder. 925 00:57:50,216 --> 00:57:51,885 (Screaming) 926 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:54,429 (Whimpering) 927 00:57:55,388 --> 00:57:58,474 Hey, we've really met our match. 928 00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:59,726 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's right. 929 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:04,397 Don't move! Stand aside. 930 00:58:05,148 --> 00:58:07,233 - You haven't met your match. - Whoa! 931 00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:09,819 Leave it to me. 932 00:58:11,029 --> 00:58:12,947 - I'll take care of them. - One by one. 933 00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:14,741 - Can she really manage that? - Yeah! 934 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:17,243 - What's wrong? - Hey, nothing. You're bare-handed. 935 00:58:17,368 --> 00:58:18,411 He'll have an advantage. 936 00:58:18,536 --> 00:58:20,580 A sword. 937 00:58:20,705 --> 00:58:22,749 - Fencing sword? - Chinese sword. 938 00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:26,711 Oh! Props department, Chinese sword! 939 00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:38,431 (Jeering) 940 00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:47,690 Catch! 941 00:58:59,285 --> 00:59:00,328 Aargh! 942 00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:11,923 Wow! Lady power! Real deadly! 943 00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:14,550 - Hey, let's go! - Come on, come on! 944 00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:18,930 (All) Power, power, power! 945 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,692 Aargh! 946 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:35,238 (All) Wow! 947 00:59:35,363 --> 00:59:38,908 Now that's what they call shaving a lazy man! 948 00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:42,412 You wanna fight? 949 00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:44,622 - Come on! - Get him, get him! 950 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:47,709 - Go on! Get him! - Ah Tao! 951 00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:50,253 Your knife is too short. He'll kill you. Catch... 952 00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:53,631 No! Don't ruin my image. Robin Hood used a knife. 953 01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:01,723 (Both grunting) 954 01:00:12,817 --> 01:00:15,236 - What's wrong? - Cover me. The arrows! 955 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:22,327 Ah! 956 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,497 - He's hit! - (Clapping and cheering) 957 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:28,374 (All) Hey! 958 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,212 (All) Hooray! 959 01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:38,384 - We got him! - Hey! 960 01:00:38,509 --> 01:00:39,552 - Oh? - Huh? 961 01:00:40,678 --> 01:00:42,013 Hmm. 962 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:45,058 Robin Hood, your archery needs some practice. 963 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:47,518 - It's no good. - Lousy. 964 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:49,437 Get 'em! 965 01:00:57,904 --> 01:00:59,155 Oh! 966 01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:03,034 Hmm! 967 01:01:45,618 --> 01:01:47,203 Robert, are you okay? 968 01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:49,163 - I'm finished... - Huh? 969 01:01:49,914 --> 01:01:51,290 (Tai-nan) Oh! 970 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:24,907 Ooh! 971 01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:32,081 (Yelping) 972 01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:33,791 (Groaning) 973 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:51,392 (Groaning) 974 01:02:58,357 --> 01:03:00,443 (Screaming) 975 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:06,491 Grandaunt! 976 01:03:10,786 --> 01:03:12,205 Hey, Grandaunt! 977 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:14,332 It's me. Stop, stop! 978 01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,792 It's me, it's me! Grandaunt! It's Robin Hood! 979 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,753 Are you alright? Are you okay? 980 01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:19,921 Oh! 981 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:22,173 - The police! - The police are here! 982 01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:23,716 (Panicked voices) 983 01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:24,967 Let's go! 984 01:03:25,718 --> 01:03:26,761 Hey! 985 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:33,851 - What's wrong? - What is this? Come on! 986 01:03:40,858 --> 01:03:41,901 Hmm. 987 01:03:42,568 --> 01:03:45,488 Hey, you bunch of bums, you. Get into the hall. 988 01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:46,864 And wait your turn. 989 01:03:46,989 --> 01:03:48,407 So, what shall we do? 990 01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:50,409 - Ah Tao... - Yes, to the hall! 991 01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:52,912 (Cheering) 992 01:03:53,037 --> 01:03:54,413 Move in! Hurry up! 993 01:03:55,831 --> 01:03:56,874 (Sharp whistle) 994 01:04:00,878 --> 01:04:03,881 Hut! Sir, interrogate us! 995 01:04:08,719 --> 01:04:11,472 - I'm the police inspector. - Assistant. 996 01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:13,683 Hmm? 997 01:04:13,808 --> 01:04:16,185 I'm the inspector. Listen. 998 01:04:16,310 --> 01:04:20,940 Someone has informed me that you were having a... 999 01:04:21,065 --> 01:04:22,400 - A party. - A party! 1000 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:27,572 (Both) You're using this masquerade party here as a cover-up. 1001 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:31,867 Actually, you're trafficking in opium. Is that right? 1002 01:04:31,993 --> 01:04:33,869 - Is that right? - No! 1003 01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:36,122 - Er... what did they say? - They deny it. 1004 01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:38,791 - Admit it! - We don't take drugs! 1005 01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:40,459 We're all innocent! 1006 01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:41,627 Hmm. 1007 01:04:42,878 --> 01:04:45,548 These youngsters, they might just be innocent. 1008 01:04:46,674 --> 01:04:48,634 Ah, all criminals are like that. 1009 01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:51,304 Hmm? You're right. 1010 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:53,598 - Arrest them all at once! - Hey, listen. 1011 01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:55,725 Our jail is just not big enough. 1012 01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:58,144 Ah... Is that right? 1013 01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:02,189 Hey, arrest only two of them, and don't forget the informant. 1014 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,357 Oh! 1015 01:05:03,482 --> 01:05:04,525 (Both chuckle) 1016 01:05:04,650 --> 01:05:06,652 Er, Yu... Yu... Yu... 1017 01:05:06,777 --> 01:05:10,448 Yu Tao! Cheng Tai-nan! Where are you? 1018 01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:12,491 Where are you? Come on out! 1019 01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:14,869 - It is I! - Here I am. 1020 01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:16,370 (Grunting) 1021 01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:19,165 I've got information that you two are selling opium here. 1022 01:05:19,915 --> 01:05:21,792 No, impossible! It's not right! 1023 01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:23,961 - That's impossible! - Take her. 1024 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:25,963 - You're involved, too! Come on. - I'm innocent! 1025 01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:27,757 - (Clamoring) - Quiet, quiet! 1026 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,676 - Let us go! - Be quiet! Be quiet! 1027 01:05:30,801 --> 01:05:32,637 Arrest them all! Take them all, too. 1028 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:33,929 - What? - Go. 1029 01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,222 (Shouting) 1030 01:05:36,557 --> 01:05:37,767 Huh? 1031 01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:40,478 Oh, we're finished! 1032 01:05:43,522 --> 01:05:44,982 (Frantic chatter) 1033 01:05:49,862 --> 01:05:51,197 Ah! Master's home! 1034 01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:52,365 Oh! Mr. Yu! 1035 01:05:53,157 --> 01:05:55,409 - Ah Tao was arrested by the police. - Yeah, that's right! 1036 01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:57,578 He was arrested? Was he fighting? 1037 01:05:57,703 --> 01:05:59,789 - (All) Er... - Oh, that stupid idiot! 1038 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:02,083 Nothing but trouble! Which station is it? 1039 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,085 - (All) West Station. - Ah! 1040 01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,545 - Ah Cai, give this to Auntie. - She's arrested. 1041 01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:09,965 - What? Auntie's arrested? - Yeah... 1042 01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:12,385 You better tell me what happened to them! 1043 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:13,552 You... Ah! 1044 01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:18,057 - (All) I want to see my lawyer! - I get it. Go see the inspector. 1045 01:06:18,182 --> 01:06:20,059 - Take 'em away. - Away, come on! 1046 01:06:20,184 --> 01:06:21,769 - Hurry, hurry! - Back! 1047 01:06:21,894 --> 01:06:23,562 Come on! 1048 01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:25,940 Get them. Next group, come on. 1049 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,191 (Clamoring) 1050 01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:29,944 Okay, now, one at a time. Calm down, calm down. 1051 01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:32,196 (Ching-chuen) Hey, where's Ah Tao? 1052 01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:36,575 Officer! Officer! I want to see my son! 1053 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,453 Next room. Come on! 1054 01:06:39,578 --> 01:06:41,747 - Auntie? Ah Tao? - I'm innocent! 1055 01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:46,293 Come on. Uh, what are you doing? 1056 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,380 I'm sorry. They're not my son or my auntie. 1057 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,590 - What are they in for? - Hey! 1058 01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:56,011 - What are they in for? - For fighting. Only fighting! 1059 01:06:56,887 --> 01:06:58,222 - Fighting. - Go. 1060 01:07:00,641 --> 01:07:02,977 Uncle, they said Charlie's been dealing in opium. 1061 01:07:03,102 --> 01:07:04,228 - Opium? - That's right! 1062 01:07:04,353 --> 01:07:05,855 Ah! Impossible! 1063 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,608 Excuse me, they said they were trafficking opium. 1064 01:07:10,651 --> 01:07:13,279 - Who's that? - My son and my auntie. 1065 01:07:13,404 --> 01:07:15,823 - What are their names? - Cheng Tai-nan, Yu Tao. 1066 01:07:15,948 --> 01:07:18,159 What? You're involved in this, too? 1067 01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:20,870 Don't get me wrong. I'm just an innocent merchant. 1068 01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:24,415 Hey, what's going on? What's your name? 1069 01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:26,959 - I'm Yu Ching-chuen. - Oh. 1070 01:07:27,084 --> 01:07:29,336 He's the drug traffickers' relative. 1071 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:32,506 What? They are drug traffickers? There must be a mistake! 1072 01:07:39,096 --> 01:07:40,306 (Laughing) 1073 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,266 Look! He's ripped her dress! 1074 01:07:42,391 --> 01:07:44,602 These police, they're all marble-headed! 1075 01:07:44,727 --> 01:07:47,229 He's saying these two foreigners are my relatives! 1076 01:07:47,354 --> 01:07:49,273 Do you believe it? He must be crazy. 1077 01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:52,109 Uncle, we had a masquerade party. It was real fun! 1078 01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:53,944 Everyone dressed up like foreigners. 1079 01:07:54,069 --> 01:07:56,572 - That's why they're dressed up like that. - That's right. 1080 01:07:58,616 --> 01:07:59,658 Daddy... 1081 01:08:02,995 --> 01:08:04,163 Ching-chuen. 1082 01:08:04,288 --> 01:08:06,415 Auntie? Ah Tao? 1083 01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:07,875 Yes, it's us. 1084 01:08:08,542 --> 01:08:10,127 Ah Tao, you meathead! 1085 01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:13,756 You and your classmates! Look what you've done to Auntie here! 1086 01:08:15,549 --> 01:08:16,592 Hey! 1087 01:08:17,259 --> 01:08:21,180 Inspector, they're all Hong Kong students. They're not drug dealers. 1088 01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:23,015 (All) Yeah! Right! 1089 01:08:23,140 --> 01:08:25,100 We've got an informer. 1090 01:08:25,226 --> 01:08:26,268 (Laughing) 1091 01:08:26,393 --> 01:08:30,064 I ask you, where are the witnesses? 1092 01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:31,607 - Er, none. - None? 1093 01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:34,193 - Where's the evidence? - None. 1094 01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:37,363 Nonsense! A bunch of idiots. 1095 01:08:37,488 --> 01:08:40,241 Yeah, Inspector! You have no evidence. You can't detain them! 1096 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:41,951 - Right! - That's right! 1097 01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:43,494 Why can't I detain 'em? 1098 01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:45,788 We've got no evidence, we can't detain 'em. 1099 01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:48,082 Ah. So we let 'em go. 1100 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,834 We'd better let 'em go. 1101 01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,168 Ah. 1102 01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:56,966 Now, since he was asking for you, I'll release you two first. 1103 01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,759 Thanks, Inspector. Bye-bye. 1104 01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:00,594 - See you later. - Bye-bye. 1105 01:09:00,719 --> 01:09:02,012 Ah Tao, let's go. 1106 01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:04,223 Hmm! 1107 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:06,809 Great! Really well done! 1108 01:09:06,934 --> 01:09:09,186 - (Ching-chuen) Everybody go home! - Come on, let's go. 1109 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:13,732 You meathead! I've told you before! 1110 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:15,651 Huh? 1111 01:09:21,156 --> 01:09:22,658 (Muffled speech) 1112 01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:25,494 - Ah Cai! - Don't touch! No! 1113 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:36,589 Oh, his punishment. 1114 01:09:37,464 --> 01:09:38,757 What's he doing? 1115 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:42,136 Auntie, this is a punishment for naughty kids. 1116 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:45,723 - Can he get down by himself? - No, he can't move. Ah Tao, come here. 1117 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:47,641 Hold this. 1118 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,436 - Oh, be careful! - Careful! 1119 01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:53,314 Hey, Uncle Cai, your act's really good! 1120 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,065 - Hey, you be quiet! - He's very good! 1121 01:09:55,190 --> 01:09:56,233 Release him! 1122 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:58,944 - (Muttering) - What? What'd he say? 1123 01:09:59,069 --> 01:10:00,863 - The title deeds! - (Both) Huh? 1124 01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:04,074 Master, take a look! 1125 01:10:04,199 --> 01:10:05,993 Huh? Wow, what happened? 1126 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:12,041 Ah! They're gone! 1127 01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:18,088 They left everything else and only took Uncle's deeds. 1128 01:10:18,213 --> 01:10:21,342 Never mind! That's alright. Nothing else in the house has gone. 1129 01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:23,260 Ah Tao, do you know who the deeds belong to? 1130 01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:24,762 - Granduncle's! - Hey. 1131 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:26,597 That was before your granduncle died. 1132 01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:30,142 - But now, he's left them to your father. - Huh? Dad? 1133 01:10:30,267 --> 01:10:32,227 You mean, you're Granduncle's heir? 1134 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:35,856 Yes. He didn't want them to get into your... 1135 01:10:35,981 --> 01:10:37,900 Your third granduncle and his gang's hands. 1136 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:39,068 Third granduncle... 1137 01:10:40,361 --> 01:10:44,281 Oh! You were having fun in the party, someone started a fight, 1138 01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:46,408 and someone called the police. 1139 01:10:46,533 --> 01:10:49,161 - Oh... It must have been a trick. - (Tai-nan gasps) 1140 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:52,998 - Ching-chuen, it must be them! - Let's go to the police and tell them. 1141 01:10:53,123 --> 01:10:55,042 It's too late. They're back in their county now. 1142 01:10:55,167 --> 01:10:57,836 Then we'll go there and ask the local police to arrest them. 1143 01:10:57,962 --> 01:11:01,757 That's no use. Your third granduncle has too much power there. 1144 01:11:01,882 --> 01:11:04,635 Besides, the deeds to the estate and the will were stolen. 1145 01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,638 - We have no evidence. - Then we'll go and get the deeds back. 1146 01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:10,265 Right, that's our only plan! Ching-chuen, let's go. 1147 01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:15,270 Auntie, Uncle is very powerful in his county. There's only three of us. 1148 01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:17,439 - I think... - Hey, don't worry. 1149 01:11:17,564 --> 01:11:18,857 We still have other relatives. 1150 01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:21,902 With them helping us, I'm sure that we'll have enough power. 1151 01:11:22,027 --> 01:11:23,612 That's right. Let's go, now! 1152 01:11:23,737 --> 01:11:25,864 - Daddy, I'll look for our uncles. - Oh, no. Ah Tao! 1153 01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:29,201 - What? - I forgot, only you and I know kung fu! 1154 01:11:29,326 --> 01:11:31,453 - Your father and the rest of them... - Don't you worry! 1155 01:11:31,578 --> 01:11:34,289 My father's kung fu is really good. 1156 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:37,084 - Really? - When he was young. 1157 01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:40,963 - I used to know kung fu, but now... - He's just getting old, that's all. 1158 01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:44,842 - Yes. - Oh, never mind. 1159 01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:48,220 All you need to do is a little practice. Then you'll be ready. 1160 01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:50,014 IRON 1161 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:52,266 - Hey, good morning, boss. - Morning. 1162 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,851 Is this alright? 1163 01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,561 - Alright. - Good. 1164 01:11:55,686 --> 01:11:57,229 - Hey, you better hurry up. - Okay, boss. 1165 01:11:57,354 --> 01:11:59,106 - I'll be back later. - Hey, you! Hurry up! 1166 01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:03,736 - Huh? - Uncle, how are you? 1167 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:06,822 - Ah Tao! So, you're back? - Yeah! It's my holidays. 1168 01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:08,991 Uncle, I have someone I want you to meet. 1169 01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:11,326 - Huh? Did you bring a girl to see me? - Yeah. 1170 01:12:12,536 --> 01:12:13,579 - Auntie. - Hmm? 1171 01:12:14,288 --> 01:12:15,330 Please. 1172 01:12:16,331 --> 01:12:18,125 Well, look. She's almost as tall as you are. 1173 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:19,293 Oh, yeah! 1174 01:12:21,670 --> 01:12:23,380 Huh! Not bad. 1175 01:12:23,505 --> 01:12:26,008 Hey, Ching-chuen. When are you gonna have them get married? 1176 01:12:26,133 --> 01:12:27,593 Uh... 1177 01:12:28,302 --> 01:12:29,720 - Come here. - Huh? 1178 01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:31,722 Brother, look. You've made a bad mistake. 1179 01:12:31,847 --> 01:12:33,057 - Huh? - She's Uncle's widow! 1180 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,224 Aargh! 1181 01:12:34,349 --> 01:12:35,893 Oh, ahh... 1182 01:12:37,644 --> 01:12:39,438 - Auntie. - Hey... 1183 01:12:40,272 --> 01:12:42,733 Ching-fu, I have something important to say. 1184 01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,777 Any problems, tell me. I'll teach them a lesson! 1185 01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:47,571 - Uncle, you... - Think my kung fu's not good enough? 1186 01:12:47,696 --> 01:12:49,948 - Try me. Come on, come on! - No. 1187 01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:52,618 - All our deeds have been stolen. - Stolen? 1188 01:12:52,743 --> 01:12:55,370 Auntie, who stole your deeds? Tell me! Who was it? 1189 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:58,290 Uh... Third Uncle. 1190 01:12:58,415 --> 01:12:59,792 Oh, I should've known it was him. 1191 01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:02,002 He's the black sheep of the family. Who else could it be? 1192 01:13:02,127 --> 01:13:03,962 - Brother... - Hey, Auntie, don't you worry. 1193 01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:05,923 I'll gather all my men and come help you! 1194 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:07,674 (Muttering) 1195 01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:08,842 - Greetings. - Hey. 1196 01:13:08,967 --> 01:13:10,135 Here, hold this. 1197 01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:12,137 - Greetings. - Hey! 1198 01:13:12,262 --> 01:13:15,766 - Hello, Brother, welcome. Please come in. - Please. 1199 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:20,104 Uncle! How are you? 1200 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:24,900 STORE 1201 01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:44,378 Auntie. 1202 01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:01,520 This is the map of my late husband's home. 1203 01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:04,273 - You've all been there before. - (All) Oh, yeah, we've been there! 1204 01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:05,524 We used to play there as a kid. 1205 01:14:05,649 --> 01:14:07,734 You were there. We got scolded by Uncle! 1206 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:09,444 - Yeah, that's right! - (Laughing) 1207 01:14:09,570 --> 01:14:11,155 - Hey, remember when you... - Be quiet! 1208 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:16,451 It's very different now. From here, you pass over a bridge. 1209 01:14:16,577 --> 01:14:19,371 Then through a garden, and this is the entrance. 1210 01:14:19,496 --> 01:14:21,331 (All) That's the same as before. 1211 01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:25,502 It's changed, cos all around it, they've set up traps. 1212 01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:27,629 (Uncles) Traps? 1213 01:14:27,754 --> 01:14:29,965 If we go in like this, we could get caught! 1214 01:14:30,090 --> 01:14:34,428 That's why the first lesson you will learn is how to run. 1215 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:35,721 Why's that? 1216 01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:37,389 Because between the six of us, 1217 01:14:37,514 --> 01:14:39,933 two of us are responsible for destroying the traps, 1218 01:14:40,058 --> 01:14:43,854 and the other four, you all will do what you did when you were young children, 1219 01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:45,689 climbing over the wall. 1220 01:14:45,814 --> 01:14:48,692 After the wall, you will see a lot of people. 1221 01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:52,738 If they see you, then you will engage in a big fight. 1222 01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:55,782 Oh, never mind. The more people, the better I'll fight! 1223 01:14:55,908 --> 01:14:58,619 - What do you mean? - The more fighters, the better. 1224 01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:02,414 Ah Tao, you and I are still young. We can still fight them. 1225 01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:03,832 But these people are old. 1226 01:15:03,957 --> 01:15:05,667 - They might not last long. - Then what? 1227 01:15:06,919 --> 01:15:10,464 The next lesson to learn is patience and strength. 1228 01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:12,966 - Patience and strength... - Look. 1229 01:15:13,091 --> 01:15:16,678 During the scuffle, Third Uncle and his godson will come out. 1230 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:20,933 If talking doesn't work, we will all have to fight them. 1231 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,518 - Let me! I'll do it! - Don't argue! 1232 01:15:24,269 --> 01:15:25,812 Ah Tao and I will manage them. 1233 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:28,565 - Right! Let's start practicing now. - Hold it. 1234 01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:31,026 There's no hurry. We will start tomorrow. 1235 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:34,112 (Tai-nan) Come on, come on! Faster! 1236 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:39,618 Get 'em up higher! 1237 01:15:41,119 --> 01:15:42,162 Faster! 1238 01:15:44,414 --> 01:15:45,874 - Where to? - Follow me. 1239 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:49,586 (Men grunting) 1240 01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:55,842 Ready, now? Left hip! Right hip! 1241 01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,929 Left hip! Jump! 1242 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:02,099 Higher! Cross over! 1243 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:03,767 Jump higher! 1244 01:16:03,892 --> 01:16:06,019 - (Groaning) - Now turn. 1245 01:16:07,354 --> 01:16:08,647 Oh, hey! 1246 01:16:08,772 --> 01:16:10,315 - Hey, Brother, are you alright? - Yeah! 1247 01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:13,652 - How about you? - I'm okay. 1248 01:16:13,777 --> 01:16:14,820 - And you? - Fine. 1249 01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:16,780 - Daddy, okay? - I'll manage. 1250 01:16:17,739 --> 01:16:18,782 Keep running! 1251 01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:22,035 Hey, Grandauntie! What about a rest? 1252 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,704 - No! - But a rest... 1253 01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,415 Grandaunt! They're pooped! 1254 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,208 (Groaning) 1255 01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:32,129 - What's wrong with you guys? - Oh, oh... 1256 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:35,507 - They're getting ready to do the pyramid! - Yeah! 1257 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,635 Oh? Please continue, then. 1258 01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:41,263 Ah Tao! You and your big mouth! 1259 01:16:41,388 --> 01:16:44,224 Ah, it's nothing! We used to do it when we were kids. 1260 01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:46,059 Yeah, you used to be the bottom, remember? 1261 01:16:46,184 --> 01:16:48,437 - Can you manage now? - Of course I can! 1262 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:49,771 Come on, pile up! 1263 01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,068 (Men grunting) 1264 01:17:05,495 --> 01:17:09,458 Ching-fu, you're pretty strong. Not bad. 1265 01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:11,585 Of course. 1266 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:15,756 Back in the old days, they used to call me the Iron Man of Canton. 1267 01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:17,007 I'm strong. 1268 01:17:17,132 --> 01:17:18,925 So strong... So strong... 1269 01:17:19,593 --> 01:17:20,719 Whoa! 1270 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:37,027 Uncle's caught in it! 1271 01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:44,159 - Uncle, are you alright? - It's okay. 1272 01:17:44,284 --> 01:17:45,327 Let's go again! 1273 01:17:45,452 --> 01:17:46,578 Wait! Wait! 1274 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:56,296 - Uncle, are you alright? Uncle! - Ching-fu! 1275 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:06,890 (Groaning) 1276 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:08,058 - Uncle! - Ching-fu! 1277 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:09,726 - Hey, he's collapsed! - Uncle! 1278 01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:11,353 - Doctor! - Yes! 1279 01:18:11,478 --> 01:18:12,646 - Save him. - Yes, sir! 1280 01:18:13,688 --> 01:18:14,731 - Ching-fu! - Brother! 1281 01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:17,109 - Ching-fu! - Here. 1282 01:18:17,234 --> 01:18:19,194 - What's wrong? - Ching-fu! 1283 01:18:19,319 --> 01:18:20,654 - Are you okay? - Ching-fu! 1284 01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:24,449 Don't worry! We have Coconut Brand medicine oil! 1285 01:18:24,574 --> 01:18:28,036 What is that? Ah Tao, does that work? 1286 01:18:28,161 --> 01:18:30,997 Oh, when I faint at school, they always use this to revive me. 1287 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:32,749 Well, come on, hurry up, then! Hurry up! 1288 01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:35,168 - Hurry, put some on his chest. - Come on, here. 1289 01:18:35,168 --> 01:18:37,003 GOOD FORTUNE 1290 01:19:22,215 --> 01:19:23,258 Grandaunt. 1291 01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:25,010 That's right. 1292 01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:26,761 You... 1293 01:19:28,138 --> 01:19:29,848 Why are you dressed like that? 1294 01:19:29,973 --> 01:19:32,267 Ah Tao, what about your outfit? 1295 01:19:32,392 --> 01:19:33,435 - Reporting for... - Shh! 1296 01:19:35,312 --> 01:19:37,481 This is called a safari outfit in Hong Kong. 1297 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:41,109 When they go camping and hiking, they're all dressed up like this. 1298 01:19:41,234 --> 01:19:42,944 - Where you going? - I'm going to steal... 1299 01:19:43,069 --> 01:19:44,237 - The deeds? - Yeah! 1300 01:19:45,655 --> 01:19:48,742 Grandaunt, Dad and the others, they're all too old. 1301 01:19:49,493 --> 01:19:52,454 I'm worried that they can't stand up to your training. 1302 01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:58,168 Besides, I've caused all this. I should go and steal the deeds back. 1303 01:19:58,293 --> 01:20:01,421 - That's what I had in mind, so I... - Oh, so... 1304 01:20:03,507 --> 01:20:06,384 ...you're dressed like this to raid the Yus' mansion? 1305 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:10,972 That's right. Ah Tao, I know they can't stand it. 1306 01:20:11,097 --> 01:20:14,809 Besides, I hadn't even presented the will to your father before it was stolen. 1307 01:20:15,810 --> 01:20:18,688 That's why I've made up my mind to try to steal it back. 1308 01:20:18,813 --> 01:20:21,566 You're going alone? You know that's far too dangerous. 1309 01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:26,238 I have to. Out of all of us here, I'm the best in kung fu. 1310 01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:28,323 If I don't go, who else would do it? 1311 01:20:28,448 --> 01:20:31,576 - I would. - Hey, I couldn't let you go. 1312 01:20:32,619 --> 01:20:36,081 Grandaunt, I've always admired your excellent kung fu. 1313 01:20:36,206 --> 01:20:41,211 I wanna watch you. Let me come along. Maybe along the way I can learn. 1314 01:20:42,754 --> 01:20:46,341 Hey, better not. If anything happens, I can't take care of you. 1315 01:20:46,466 --> 01:20:48,260 Hey, don't worry. I'm ready. 1316 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:53,473 I... have... everything! I can take care of myself. 1317 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:58,103 Alright. But if there's danger, you must run. 1318 01:20:58,228 --> 01:21:00,814 Yes, sir! I know. 1319 01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:02,774 (Crickets chirruping) 1320 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:22,043 Reporting! 1321 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:30,051 I've landed safely. No one's detected us. 1322 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:37,642 Whoa! 1323 01:22:01,249 --> 01:22:04,878 - Grandaunt, are you alright? - I'm okay. You? 1324 01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:06,463 I'm alright. 1325 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,673 Whoa! I never thought it would be like this. 1326 01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:12,719 - There must be mines all around here. - Ah Tao... 1327 01:22:13,678 --> 01:22:15,347 - Come on, follow me. - Oh! 1328 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,266 Now. 1329 01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:21,102 (Tao tapping) 1330 01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:30,487 Don't move. There must be... 1331 01:22:31,071 --> 01:22:32,238 Huh? 1332 01:22:32,947 --> 01:22:34,491 Ah Tao! Where are you? 1333 01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:37,410 Ah Tao! Ah Tao! 1334 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:42,040 - Where are you? - I'm here. 1335 01:22:43,124 --> 01:22:45,960 - Stop fooling around, will you? - I'm sweeping for mi... 1336 01:22:55,595 --> 01:22:57,472 Ah Tao, what happened? Are you alright? 1337 01:22:57,597 --> 01:23:00,016 - I'm alright. I've got a helmet on. - Hey! 1338 01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:03,395 Follow me. 1339 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:05,897 Hey, hey! 1340 01:23:06,022 --> 01:23:07,649 Ah Tao, what's the matter? 1341 01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:10,485 I forgot to tell you, there's a lot of deadly mines down here. 1342 01:23:11,152 --> 01:23:13,279 - What do you mean? - (Clicking) 1343 01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:18,201 (Tao) Wow! 1344 01:23:20,286 --> 01:23:21,329 Look. I told you. 1345 01:23:23,123 --> 01:23:25,959 You watch out for the missiles, I'll sweep for the mines. 1346 01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:28,378 That way we'll both be safe. Go! 1347 01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:31,423 Hey, you're ordering me? I'm your elder. 1348 01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:35,218 Hey, we're in a rough spot. We've got to work together. 1349 01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:39,889 Let's go. 1350 01:23:45,729 --> 01:23:47,272 Hey, wait a second. 1351 01:23:48,898 --> 01:23:49,941 Shh! 1352 01:23:55,029 --> 01:23:56,072 Oh! 1353 01:23:57,365 --> 01:23:58,408 Oh! Ah! 1354 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:10,920 Ah Tao, you were right. 1355 01:24:11,045 --> 01:24:13,173 There are a lot of traps here. Let's stay together. 1356 01:24:21,389 --> 01:24:23,975 Now, we'll climb the wall separately. 1357 01:24:24,100 --> 01:24:26,269 - When we're inside, we'll meet up. - Yes, sir. 1358 01:24:26,394 --> 01:24:27,437 Come on. 1359 01:24:39,115 --> 01:24:40,158 Let's go. 1360 01:24:55,048 --> 01:24:57,884 Whoa! It's so quiet. How come? 1361 01:24:58,009 --> 01:24:59,052 Let's go in. 1362 01:24:59,761 --> 01:25:01,554 (Doors creaking) 1363 01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:07,727 Go. 1364 01:25:32,210 --> 01:25:33,586 Whoa! There are traps here, too! 1365 01:25:34,754 --> 01:25:35,922 - Aargh! - Careful! 1366 01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:38,258 That was too close. 1367 01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:40,385 Follow me. 1368 01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:53,565 Be careful! 1369 01:26:04,951 --> 01:26:06,160 Oh, great! 1370 01:26:09,247 --> 01:26:12,041 We've been spotted by them. There's going to be a fight. 1371 01:26:12,166 --> 01:26:13,209 Keep your eyes open! 1372 01:26:22,719 --> 01:26:26,097 - Don't worry. Stay with me. - They're behind us, too. 1373 01:26:26,222 --> 01:26:31,227 You refuse to come when invited. Now you come without an invitation. 1374 01:26:31,352 --> 01:26:34,564 You don't come in the day, but sneak in at night. 1375 01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:38,401 If I want to come, it doesn't matter if it's day or night. 1376 01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:41,112 Since you know I'm here, give the deeds back to me at once. 1377 01:26:41,237 --> 01:26:44,824 Hmm! After Uncle's death, all his assets and deeds 1378 01:26:44,949 --> 01:26:47,368 belong to my godfather, Yu Yung-sheng. 1379 01:26:47,493 --> 01:26:50,914 Nonsense. After his death, his written will stated 1380 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:54,250 that all his assets should be given to Ah Tao's father, Yu Ching-chuen. 1381 01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:57,420 - That's right. - Nonsense! Where's the will? 1382 01:26:57,545 --> 01:27:01,090 - You've stolen it! - I took what's ours! It's not yours! 1383 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:05,678 - Damn you. I'll kill you! - Ah Tao! Calm down. 1384 01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:08,348 He's not your match. Let me. 1385 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:10,475 - I can fight. I will fight! - Ah Tao... 1386 01:27:15,855 --> 01:27:17,649 - How's that? - Ah Tao! 1387 01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:27,116 Fast, huh? 1388 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,087 Not as fast as I am. 1389 01:27:40,838 --> 01:27:42,840 - Huh? Huh? - Just the same. 1390 01:28:07,657 --> 01:28:10,159 - I'll take care of him. - No! 1391 01:28:10,868 --> 01:28:12,036 Here. 1392 01:29:04,380 --> 01:29:06,174 Hand over the deeds! 1393 01:29:18,436 --> 01:29:20,480 Grandaunt! Learn from me. 1394 01:29:38,581 --> 01:29:39,624 (Screaming) 1395 01:29:43,503 --> 01:29:45,963 That's no big deal. 1396 01:29:51,761 --> 01:29:53,221 (All) Huh? 1397 01:29:57,433 --> 01:29:58,851 Hmm. 1398 01:29:58,976 --> 01:30:00,603 - Don't move! - Don't move. 1399 01:30:02,647 --> 01:30:04,190 (Both) We've treated you... 1400 01:30:06,192 --> 01:30:07,735 - We've treated you very leniently. - Yeah! 1401 01:30:07,860 --> 01:30:08,903 Okay! 1402 01:30:11,697 --> 01:30:13,407 - I should've killed you. - (Doors opening) 1403 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:16,702 (Laughing) 1404 01:30:16,828 --> 01:30:18,621 You gonna kill with your sword? 1405 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,417 Let me try! 1406 01:30:23,543 --> 01:30:26,003 Okay, come on! Go ahead. 1407 01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:29,632 These two are personal guards of your granduncle. 1408 01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:33,719 - Oh, so they are his gofers. - (Yung-sheng) Shut up! 1409 01:30:34,387 --> 01:30:36,222 You're just a no-good brat. 1410 01:30:37,223 --> 01:30:41,727 How dare you come in my house and ruin it and insult me? 1411 01:30:42,728 --> 01:30:45,898 Don't tell me. You must be my brother's grandson. 1412 01:30:47,066 --> 01:30:50,236 Whoa! He's got style. 1413 01:30:50,903 --> 01:30:52,530 - Is he my granduncle? - Mm-hmm. 1414 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:54,740 Listen to me. 1415 01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:58,035 You bring him here, you don't greet me... 1416 01:30:58,744 --> 01:31:01,747 Hmm. Don't you know the family rules? 1417 01:31:01,873 --> 01:31:03,207 You're crazy. 1418 01:31:03,332 --> 01:31:06,294 Uncle, you're an elder in the Yus' family, 1419 01:31:06,419 --> 01:31:09,505 but still you steal from them, and that's against the family rules. 1420 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:12,800 - And a disgrace! - (Laughing) 1421 01:31:12,925 --> 01:31:15,178 You were only my brother's wife. 1422 01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:18,681 After he died, you fled to Canton with his deeds. 1423 01:31:19,473 --> 01:31:22,435 Now, that's really a disgrace. 1424 01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:28,065 Nonsense. My late husband asked me to take his deeds to Ah Tao's father. 1425 01:31:28,191 --> 01:31:29,942 So I took them to Canton. Any harm? 1426 01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:34,405 Hmm. That's all talk. Got any proof? 1427 01:31:34,530 --> 01:31:35,990 - I do. - Ah. 1428 01:31:36,115 --> 01:31:38,910 The will... You've lost it, right? 1429 01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:42,330 I'll tell you. 1430 01:31:42,455 --> 01:31:46,250 I'm his brother. I've got the right. Do you understand? 1431 01:31:47,168 --> 01:31:52,048 You're wrong, Granduncle. The will should go to the grandsons or their sons. 1432 01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:55,593 And even if there aren't any, it should go to the grandnephews. 1433 01:31:55,718 --> 01:31:57,803 You, you're just like an old eunuch. 1434 01:31:57,929 --> 01:31:59,972 - What are you saying? - Take it easy. 1435 01:32:00,097 --> 01:32:02,808 Isn't it true? That idiot isn't your son. 1436 01:32:04,143 --> 01:32:06,145 Yu Tao! You dare to insult my father? 1437 01:32:06,270 --> 01:32:10,691 Shut up! You're not his real son. You have no right to even see the will. 1438 01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:12,610 Hey. 1439 01:32:14,487 --> 01:32:16,197 You're right. 1440 01:32:16,322 --> 01:32:18,950 Sister-in-law, you've come home at the right time. 1441 01:32:19,867 --> 01:32:21,994 I want you to sign, 1442 01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:24,997 and prove that my brother's assets belong to me. 1443 01:32:26,415 --> 01:32:29,043 - You want me to sign? - Yes. 1444 01:32:29,168 --> 01:32:32,588 Since my brother's dead, the next best thing is your signature. 1445 01:32:33,798 --> 01:32:38,427 This will let them know that these assets are mine. 1446 01:32:38,552 --> 01:32:40,054 You're really tricky. 1447 01:32:40,179 --> 01:32:44,475 You've stolen my will, and yet you still want me to sign it over to you. 1448 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,519 I knew you wouldn't sign it. 1449 01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:48,688 Hmm. Force her. 1450 01:33:21,470 --> 01:33:22,513 Huh? 1451 01:33:37,778 --> 01:33:40,239 Hey, kid. This is real kung fu. 1452 01:34:14,648 --> 01:34:16,233 Come on! 1453 01:34:22,239 --> 01:34:23,657 (Groaning) 1454 01:34:24,450 --> 01:34:25,993 (Tao laughs) 1455 01:34:31,499 --> 01:34:32,750 (Laughing) 1456 01:34:51,394 --> 01:34:53,938 My God, I can't pierce him! 1457 01:35:41,402 --> 01:35:43,320 - What's the matter? - His kung fu's deadly! 1458 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:45,531 Don't worry. I'm here with you. 1459 01:35:52,163 --> 01:35:55,624 Hey, hit below the waist! Hit his lower parts! 1460 01:35:59,628 --> 01:36:00,796 (Laughing) 1461 01:36:06,886 --> 01:36:07,970 (Laughing) 1462 01:36:20,316 --> 01:36:22,359 - I said hit below the waist! - You're gonna die! 1463 01:36:22,485 --> 01:36:23,861 Shut up! 1464 01:36:48,052 --> 01:36:51,055 Sister, don't bother. Sign it. 1465 01:36:56,894 --> 01:36:58,062 Sign it. 1466 01:37:04,527 --> 01:37:05,569 Grandaunt! 1467 01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:14,578 - Ah Tao, get away. - Huh? 1468 01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:17,998 - You want me to go? - Yes. 1469 01:37:18,123 --> 01:37:20,876 I'm the elder. I will deal with them personally. 1470 01:37:21,001 --> 01:37:23,796 - Grandaunt, not alone! - Go! 1471 01:37:23,921 --> 01:37:26,799 Ah! Alright, then. 1472 01:37:28,926 --> 01:37:33,097 Grandaunt, this axe is for you! Now, teach 'em a lesson for me. 1473 01:37:39,562 --> 01:37:42,231 Ah Tao, you'd better go home. 1474 01:37:42,356 --> 01:37:47,945 Ask your uncles to come, so the Yus' elders can watch her sign 1475 01:37:48,070 --> 01:37:49,738 and know the assets are mine. 1476 01:37:49,863 --> 01:37:53,909 Oh, my dad and my uncles, you can bet that they'll be coming to see you. 1477 01:37:54,743 --> 01:37:58,372 Grandauntie, save your breath. Don't exert yourself. 1478 01:37:59,915 --> 01:38:01,375 Mm-hmm. 1479 01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:03,544 Granduncle, see you again. 1480 01:38:13,429 --> 01:38:14,972 (Panting) 1481 01:38:16,807 --> 01:38:19,226 Uncle, Uncle, Uncle! Dad, good morning. 1482 01:38:19,351 --> 01:38:21,020 - (All) Morning. - Last night, I... 1483 01:38:21,145 --> 01:38:22,938 - You went with Grandaunt to the Yus'? - Yeah. 1484 01:38:23,063 --> 01:38:24,815 - And you had a fight with them, right? - Yeah. 1485 01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:26,984 - Then you saw your granduncle, right? - Yeah! 1486 01:38:27,109 --> 01:38:28,152 Where's Grandaunt? 1487 01:38:28,277 --> 01:38:30,946 She accused Granduncle of theft, that he stole all her deeds and wills! 1488 01:38:31,071 --> 01:38:34,325 Ha! He denied everything, and said it belonged to him. 1489 01:38:34,450 --> 01:38:37,661 - So Grandaunt had a big fight with them. - (All) What happened? 1490 01:38:37,786 --> 01:38:39,830 - She lost. - Why are you back? 1491 01:38:39,955 --> 01:38:41,540 - I came back to... - Ask for help? 1492 01:38:41,665 --> 01:38:44,126 Yeah! Why are you up so early? 1493 01:38:44,251 --> 01:38:46,503 - Hmm. - We were going to Yus'. 1494 01:38:46,629 --> 01:38:49,673 We found out what happened last night. 1495 01:38:49,798 --> 01:38:52,259 - You found out? - We also knew that you would lose. 1496 01:38:53,010 --> 01:38:55,512 And Grandauntie would ask you to come back. 1497 01:38:55,638 --> 01:38:56,889 Why? 1498 01:38:57,014 --> 01:39:00,893 - Because she's your elder. - Then let's go rescue her! 1499 01:39:01,018 --> 01:39:02,519 - Let's go. - Yes, sir! 1500 01:39:16,367 --> 01:39:17,701 Stop! 1501 01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:27,961 - Hey, what are you doing? - Get down! 1502 01:39:28,087 --> 01:39:31,715 Hey, it's okay. There's a trap under this bridge. 1503 01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:34,802 As soon as you touch it, these long arrows will shoot out. 1504 01:39:37,805 --> 01:39:39,098 - Let's jump over. - Okay. 1505 01:39:40,349 --> 01:39:44,269 Hold it! This place is full of deadly traps. 1506 01:39:44,395 --> 01:39:47,314 These bushes here have bamboo stakes. 1507 01:39:47,439 --> 01:39:50,734 The scarecrows have knives and weapons. 1508 01:39:50,859 --> 01:39:53,654 - How can we get past? - Don't worry. Follow me. 1509 01:40:15,634 --> 01:40:18,595 Oh, the Yus' descendants, they're quite polite. 1510 01:40:20,389 --> 01:40:25,144 - Get up! - Nonsense! We're looking for your traps. 1511 01:40:25,269 --> 01:40:28,564 Traps? The Yus' mansion is a respectable place. 1512 01:40:28,689 --> 01:40:32,025 - We have no traps here! - Hey, bastards! You dare deny it. 1513 01:40:41,910 --> 01:40:43,787 (Laughing) 1514 01:40:43,912 --> 01:40:48,292 Traps? If you're so scared, don't bother to come here and see our master. 1515 01:40:48,417 --> 01:40:49,960 - You... - We're not afraid. 1516 01:40:50,085 --> 01:40:53,213 We've come to see Uncle today to stop him from hurting Auntie. 1517 01:40:53,338 --> 01:40:57,134 Oh, that bitch? She's inside. 1518 01:40:57,134 --> 01:40:59,011 Damn you, you thugs! 1519 01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:02,264 - How dare you? - You deserve a lesson. 1520 01:41:02,389 --> 01:41:04,850 We're waiting for your lesson. 1521 01:41:04,975 --> 01:41:06,393 - Come on. - Come on! 1522 01:41:11,106 --> 01:41:13,567 Ooh, too much. Weren't this many last night. 1523 01:41:13,692 --> 01:41:16,695 - Never mind. The more, the better. - Just like killing chickens! 1524 01:41:16,820 --> 01:41:19,156 This is Uncle's trick. He wants to exhaust us. 1525 01:41:19,281 --> 01:41:23,035 That's right. If you're scared, you can go home. 1526 01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:24,453 (Yelling) 1527 01:41:49,228 --> 01:41:50,687 (Clucking) 1528 01:42:35,983 --> 01:42:38,735 Ah Tao, look at your uncles. Go and help them. 1529 01:42:50,372 --> 01:42:52,332 Wow, great! 1530 01:42:53,166 --> 01:42:55,711 Wow, Uncle! Very good! 1531 01:42:55,836 --> 01:42:57,421 That's nothing. 1532 01:43:01,633 --> 01:43:02,843 Wow! 1533 01:43:02,968 --> 01:43:04,261 (Groaning) 1534 01:43:11,643 --> 01:43:13,145 - Hey, what's wrong? - Very worn out! 1535 01:43:13,270 --> 01:43:14,605 - Oh, no! - Okay. 1536 01:43:17,274 --> 01:43:19,901 Listen, we gotta move fast. Ah Tao and I will charge, okay? 1537 01:43:20,027 --> 01:43:22,529 Okay. There's three of us here. Let's go! 1538 01:43:22,654 --> 01:43:23,989 Ah Tao, charge! 1539 01:43:30,495 --> 01:43:31,830 Let's go! 1540 01:43:52,142 --> 01:43:53,518 (Howling) 1541 01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,126 - Go in! - Right! 1542 01:44:24,675 --> 01:44:26,385 (Doors creaking) 1543 01:44:29,012 --> 01:44:30,389 Let's go. 1544 01:44:30,514 --> 01:44:31,556 Hold it! 1545 01:44:53,745 --> 01:44:55,664 - Who are they? - They're Granduncle's guards. 1546 01:44:55,789 --> 01:44:57,207 Get 'em! 1547 01:45:09,970 --> 01:45:12,097 He can control his breath! 1548 01:45:17,227 --> 01:45:18,395 (Groaning) 1549 01:45:25,652 --> 01:45:26,903 (Whimpering) 1550 01:45:28,321 --> 01:45:30,866 Very good, Daddy! You've got a sharp eye! 1551 01:45:42,961 --> 01:45:46,214 Oh! So, your rear is your soft spot! 1552 01:46:11,615 --> 01:46:13,116 (Both grunting) 1553 01:46:18,955 --> 01:46:19,998 (Laughing) 1554 01:46:20,999 --> 01:46:22,334 (Howling) 1555 01:46:24,377 --> 01:46:25,796 (Chuckles) 1556 01:48:02,100 --> 01:48:03,143 Ah! 1557 01:48:05,353 --> 01:48:07,397 - Use the steel whip! - Yes, sir! 1558 01:48:35,717 --> 01:48:37,928 - Huh? - (Tao chuckles) 1559 01:48:41,139 --> 01:48:42,641 Hey, it's me! 1560 01:48:44,059 --> 01:48:45,518 Brother, where's Auntie? 1561 01:48:45,644 --> 01:48:47,395 - Haven't seen her. - Who are these two? 1562 01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:48,980 They're Uncle's guards. 1563 01:48:50,982 --> 01:48:53,443 - His sword's pretty good. - And this one? 1564 01:48:57,906 --> 01:48:59,741 - What's he doing? - Controlled breathing. 1565 01:48:59,866 --> 01:49:02,535 Controlled breathing? The same as our brother. 1566 01:49:02,661 --> 01:49:05,664 - Yeah, where is he? - I'm here, guarding the rear. 1567 01:49:08,833 --> 01:49:10,418 Are you alright? 1568 01:49:12,879 --> 01:49:16,257 - Brother, are you alright? - I'm... I'm fine. 1569 01:49:16,383 --> 01:49:17,425 Where's Ah Tao? 1570 01:49:37,320 --> 01:49:38,571 (Groaning) 1571 01:49:40,115 --> 01:49:42,117 Wow! Ah Tao, not bad! 1572 01:49:53,044 --> 01:49:55,463 - Ching-chuen, go find that uncle! - Okay. 1573 01:49:57,132 --> 01:49:58,675 Ah Tao, let's go. 1574 01:50:13,857 --> 01:50:16,943 Good morning, Third Uncle. My greetings to you. 1575 01:50:17,569 --> 01:50:21,656 Hmm... Are your brothers all here? 1576 01:50:22,323 --> 01:50:24,951 Oh, us brothers, we're still strong. 1577 01:50:25,076 --> 01:50:28,329 - Enough to survive this far, at least. - (Laughing) 1578 01:50:28,455 --> 01:50:33,126 Ching-chuen, with your age now, I'm surprised at your strength. 1579 01:50:33,251 --> 01:50:36,921 Huh, you're surprised? In comparison to you, my father is young. 1580 01:50:37,047 --> 01:50:39,966 Hey, Ah Tao. Your granduncle is becoming young again. 1581 01:50:40,091 --> 01:50:42,552 Oh, no wonder he became a thief. 1582 01:50:43,344 --> 01:50:47,140 - What'd you say? - Never mind. Bring Grandaunt out here. 1583 01:50:48,558 --> 01:50:49,893 (Laughing) 1584 01:50:50,018 --> 01:50:52,520 Your grandauntie... I've treated her well. 1585 01:50:53,897 --> 01:50:55,690 Ask her to come out. 1586 01:51:00,403 --> 01:51:02,530 - Grandaunt! - I see you're all here. 1587 01:51:02,655 --> 01:51:04,574 Yes, we're all here. 1588 01:51:07,410 --> 01:51:09,788 Grandaunt, have you finished with them? 1589 01:51:12,290 --> 01:51:14,334 - Have you got the deeds? - Uh... 1590 01:51:15,418 --> 01:51:17,378 - Well, let's go. - She's tied up. 1591 01:51:17,504 --> 01:51:20,465 - She's tied up? - (Grunting) 1592 01:51:26,846 --> 01:51:29,808 Huh. That's not fair. They've tied her legs. 1593 01:51:31,351 --> 01:51:34,854 Sign these papers in front of them. Then I'll let you go. 1594 01:51:36,481 --> 01:51:39,150 Uncle! You've gone too far! 1595 01:51:40,068 --> 01:51:42,654 Calm down. Get some rest. Let me! 1596 01:51:57,669 --> 01:52:00,255 With your kung fu, still fighting two against one? 1597 01:52:00,380 --> 01:52:02,924 Ah Tao, he's old. He needs a walking stick. 1598 01:52:03,049 --> 01:52:05,885 Oh! So, your godson is your walking stick. 1599 01:52:06,594 --> 01:52:08,304 Ah Tei, step back. 1600 01:52:10,098 --> 01:52:11,933 Daddy, move aside. 1601 01:52:42,088 --> 01:52:43,506 (Yowling) 1602 01:53:05,236 --> 01:53:06,696 (Groaning) 1603 01:53:19,959 --> 01:53:21,002 Ah Tei, watch out! 1604 01:53:22,795 --> 01:53:24,339 (Whimpering) 1605 01:53:34,057 --> 01:53:36,851 Uncle! Do you want your godson to be a eunuch? 1606 01:53:36,976 --> 01:53:39,646 Just like a palace eunuch, no posterity. 1607 01:53:41,022 --> 01:53:44,984 Okay. Ching-chuen, so you've won this time. 1608 01:53:45,109 --> 01:53:47,737 - But I... - Oh! You two wanna fight? 1609 01:53:47,862 --> 01:53:48,905 Yes. 1610 01:53:49,030 --> 01:53:51,532 - And if I win, I'll... - Don't bother. 1611 01:53:51,658 --> 01:53:53,868 - The assets all go to Grandaunt. - Yes. 1612 01:53:55,245 --> 01:53:56,871 - Alright. - Okay. 1613 01:53:57,789 --> 01:53:58,831 - Daddy. - Hey! 1614 01:54:02,293 --> 01:54:03,336 Get up! 1615 01:54:04,671 --> 01:54:06,005 Take a look. 1616 01:54:15,265 --> 01:54:16,975 Be strong, Godfather! That's the way! 1617 01:54:18,351 --> 01:54:19,560 You just watch my father! 1618 01:54:32,949 --> 01:54:34,534 See? That's a "Ming Palm"! 1619 01:54:44,210 --> 01:54:45,378 (Bones cracking) 1620 01:55:09,736 --> 01:55:13,865 Look! That was called "Steeling the Nerves". Take a look. 1621 01:55:23,166 --> 01:55:25,251 That's "Eagle Grasps Chicken"! 1622 01:55:54,989 --> 01:55:57,200 - (Bone popping) - Aargh! 1623 01:56:03,164 --> 01:56:04,999 Granduncle, you've lost. 1624 01:56:40,076 --> 01:56:41,661 Uncle, you've lost. 1625 01:56:44,122 --> 01:56:46,124 I still have this arm. 1626 01:56:54,590 --> 01:56:56,676 - Godfather! Are you alright? - Go away! 1627 01:56:57,343 --> 01:56:58,803 (Both grunting) 1628 01:56:59,679 --> 01:57:01,013 Uncle! 1629 01:57:08,855 --> 01:57:10,440 Daddy! Don't, don't! 1630 01:57:11,691 --> 01:57:14,026 Don't bother. You've lost already! 1631 01:57:14,694 --> 01:57:16,070 - Right? - Yeah! Yeah, that's right! 1632 01:57:16,904 --> 01:57:19,157 - Ah Tei! - Go and release her! 1633 01:57:20,700 --> 01:57:22,910 What? You still wanna fight? 1634 01:57:25,329 --> 01:57:27,874 Your kung fu is almost as good as my dad's. 1635 01:57:27,999 --> 01:57:29,876 - Aargh! - Oh, sorry. 1636 01:57:31,419 --> 01:57:35,298 Actually, it's your guilt that made you weak. That's why you lost. 1637 01:57:35,423 --> 01:57:37,508 - Ah Tao! - Daddy, it's the truth. 1638 01:57:37,633 --> 01:57:39,510 (Screaming) 1639 01:57:47,518 --> 01:57:48,978 (Panting) 1640 01:57:50,646 --> 01:57:52,482 (All) Auntie! 1641 01:57:52,607 --> 01:57:54,442 (Overlapping voices) 1642 01:57:56,569 --> 01:57:57,945 Be quiet! 1643 01:57:59,113 --> 01:58:01,782 Uncle, it was all your fault. 1644 01:58:01,908 --> 01:58:03,951 You should've listened to your brother when he said 1645 01:58:04,076 --> 01:58:06,287 to give all of his assets to Ching-chuen. 1646 01:58:06,412 --> 01:58:08,789 - (Uncles) Yeah, that's right! - Alright. 1647 01:58:08,915 --> 01:58:10,541 My job is over. 1648 01:58:10,666 --> 01:58:14,045 - From now on, I'm not your auntie. - Oh, you wanna remarry? 1649 01:58:14,170 --> 01:58:16,297 (Yowling) 1650 01:58:18,508 --> 01:58:21,135 (All) Hey, are you kidding us? 1651 01:58:21,260 --> 01:58:24,931 It's the truth! My father's fist is really deadly! 1652 01:58:25,056 --> 01:58:27,433 Even my granduncle, he's not his match. 1653 01:58:27,558 --> 01:58:31,646 He pushes, he kicks, he shoves again, he'll kick one more time, and then... 1654 01:58:31,771 --> 01:58:34,190 - (All) What, what? - Look at that! 1655 01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:40,947 (All) Wow! She's a beauty! Hey! 1656 01:58:41,072 --> 01:58:42,782 (Whooping) 1657 01:58:43,741 --> 01:58:45,576 (All) Miss. 1658 01:58:49,664 --> 01:58:53,709 - Aren't you Grandaunt? - No. My name is Susie. 1659 01:58:53,834 --> 01:58:57,338 (All) Hey! What a knockout! 1659 01:58:58,305 --> 01:59:58,898 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/bf38r Help other users to choose the best subtitles121530