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Who needs cash on hand when
you've got cash on wheels!
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Make sure you spend it
all in one place, puddin'!
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On me!
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Oh that's adorable, Harley.
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But we stole that
money together,
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so Joker had better
share the wealth.
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With all of us!
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That's right, Penguin!
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Don't make me freeze your funds.
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Typical Mr. Freeze,
always with the ice puns.
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Oh, known accomplices,
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don't go counting
the cash just yet.
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Eh? What do you mean, Riddler?
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Riddle me this!
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What has ten wheels, three capes
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and a bad attitude?
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Huh?
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Gah!
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It's Batman!
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And Robin!
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And Batgirl!
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It's the whole Bat-pack!
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Scatter!
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Woohoo!
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Ha, they're splitting up.
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Like a played-out rock
band. Who should I go after?
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Plenty to go around.
Take your pick.
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Oh, like my new van, Batman?
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I've had a few optional
extras installed!
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Pop goes the weasel!
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You'll have to do
better than that.
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D'oh!
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Give it up, Penguin!
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You know I'm gonna catch you!
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We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it, Batgirl.
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Or maybe we won't!
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Here we go!
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Woo-hoo!
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That was sick!
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Indeed it was.
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And I think I'm going to be...
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Sorry, little bird.
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I'm putting you on ice.
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Activating Bat-Laser!
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I'm bringing the heat, Freeze!
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Icicles!
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Whoa, what in the...
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Yoo-hoo, Robin!
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Did I mention that
I love your name?
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'Cause that's what I'm always
doin'. Ya know, robbin' stuff!
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Get him, Harley!
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Whoa!
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Hey! I said get him, not me!
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Sorry, Snow Cone! My bad!
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Hold still, will ya'?
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You're the nail.
I'm the hammer!
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Oh, yeah? Well, you're a hammer
that's goin' to the slammer.
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Huh?
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Ugh.
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You're turn, puddin'!
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True story, my driving instructor
told me never to drive angry.
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But he didn't say anything
about driving funny!
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Great green gobs of
greasy grimy Joker goo!
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Think that's funny?
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This will really
make you bust a gut.
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Ooh!
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Augh! Not funny.
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Woo!
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You never could take a joke.
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You've got nowhere to
go, Penguin! Give it up!
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Like my momma always said,
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if you can't beat
'em... swim for it!
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So long, Batgi... What?
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I think I got a nibble...
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Yup! Landed me a big one!
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Four down. One to go.
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Hey, what happened
to the stolen money?
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You'll never figure it out!
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It's over your heads!
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Launch mode.
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- Yes!
- Let's go!
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Now I'll have the
money all to mysel...
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Or not.
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The only thing you'll have to
yourself is a nice, cozy jail cell.
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Hmm.
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A good night's work.
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Wait. We totes took out
every baddie in Gotham
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and that's all we get?
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Yeah, not even a
"way to go, yo"?
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You must be confusing
me with someone else.
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You are Batman, aren't you?
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And Batgirl, and Robin?
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Hmph. We are.
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Oh. Good.
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The Mayor sent me to take the
three of you to Gotham City Hall.
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To thank you for this
amazing accomplishment,
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he wants to present you
with the keys to the city.
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Um, yes, please!
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That is so cool!
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I don't think so.
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Tell his honor we're
flattered, but...
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- Oh, come on!
- Please, let's go!
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We don't protect
Gotham for awards.
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Well, the ceremony will raise
money for Gotham's needy.
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See? It's for a good cause.
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And don't we deserve a
little fun after all that?
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What about...
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We can have the Batcomputer
send our rides back to the cave.
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Alright.
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Just this once.
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- Yes!
- Whoa!
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Batcomputer, recall vehicles.
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Right away, Batman.
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Engaging Auto Control Systems.
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Yes!
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Oh, yes! I've never
rode in a limo before!
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- Whoa!
- Batman, look at this!
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Try the sun roof!
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Alert.
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There's an intruder in
the entrance tunnel.
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I'm coming in!
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Huh?
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What? Who? Oh
no, it wasn't me!
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Someone, or something, is trying
to break into the Batcave.
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I calculate less than ten
minutes before it reaches us.
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Don't just calculate!
Do something!
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Oh, dear!
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I am unable to locate or contact
Batman, Robin, or Batgirl.
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Aw, that's just great!
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Try to remain calm, MOE.
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Remember your programming.
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I'm programmed to panic!
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Aw, let's face it...
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Without Batman, we've got
no way to fend off this g...
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Another door? Sheesh!
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Oh!
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Ugh!
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Perhaps, there is a way...
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Well, don't just
keep it to yourself.
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That thing's getting closer!
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MOE, go to the Bat-vault and fetch
the copies of my Bat-motherboard.
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Your Bat-whatsitnow?
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Bat-Motherboard.
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It's the advanced
technology Batman created
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that first allowed me
to speak, to think.
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It brought me to life.
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And it might do
the same for him.
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A talking car?
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Machines don't talk!
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Oh, wait.
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A fully functional,
living Batmobile
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might be able to
stop the intruder,
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even without Batman driving.
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I guess it's worth a shot.
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I'm on it!
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One stack of Bat-mamaboards.
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Mother-boards.
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And please be careful
with them, MOE.
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They can't be replaced.
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Careful is my
middle name. Whoa!
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Actually, it's Harvey.
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Are you sure about this, BC?
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Bringing a car to life?
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I've seen horror movies
that start like that.
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Batman created these
backup motherboards
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in case of an emergency.
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I would say this qualifies.
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These guys really
don't like company.
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Knock, knock!
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Yeah-ha-ha! Yes it does.
I'm a fan of this plan.
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A big fan!
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I suggest you complete the
installation with alacrity.
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- Huh?
- Move your bolts, MOE!
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Right. Here goes.
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Hold on to your circuits...
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Hello! You in there?
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Whoa!
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Where am I? What
just happened?
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You know where you are, Bam.
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You spend most of
your time here.
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As for what just happened...
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Well, there was
this security alarm.
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Then, this intruder thingy
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started taking down
the Batcave defenses.
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And then we couldn't
reach Batman,
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so, we had to get these
Bat-motherboard doohickeys
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and put one inside
of you, and then...
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- We need your help, Bam.
- Yeah, that.
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Why do you keep calling me, Bam?
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It's easier than Batmobile.
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I am the Batcomputer,
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but you may call me BC,
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- if you like.
- Hello, BC.
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And I'm MOE, the Mobile
Operations Expert.
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You may call me...
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the Mobile Operations Expert.
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Or MOE. MOE is good, too.
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Okay, MOE.
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But I still don't understand
what happened to me.
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Well, you don't actually need
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Batman to drive you anymore.
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I don't?
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I don't!
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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You can do everything
yourself now.
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Drive around, use all
your cool gadgets.
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Oh! Batarangs!
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- Doh!
- Sorry.
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You could put a bot's
optical sensor out with that!
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And, yes, you can talk, Bam.
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I can?
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I can! Echo!
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Echo!
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Wait, can I talk to Batman?
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I'm afraid not, Bam.
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No person will be able to tell
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that you've been
brought to life.
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Almost got it.
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Or not.
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But right now,
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you've gotta handle
whatever that is!
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What do you mean, handle?
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We need you to use
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all your advanced crime
fighting abilities
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to stop the intruder.
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Just like Batman!
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But, I'm not Batman,
I'm just his car.
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I think you'll find
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you're a lot more
than that, Bam.
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Ah!
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Honey, I'm home.
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Ah! Oh!
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I love what Batman's
done with the place.
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That thing's trying
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to steal the Batcomputer.
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You gotta do something, Bam.
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All right, here goes.
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Uh, get away from there!
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Whoa!
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A talking car?
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This day just keeps
getting weirder.
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I'm not gonna let you take BC.
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♪ Bam ♪
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♪ Bam! ♪
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Okay, then. I'll just
take you apart first.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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♪ Bam ♪
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Okay. That's how you want it.
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Wait. What?
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Yes!
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That's the third time this week.
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You know how much
something like this costs?
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Even more than this.
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Bat-grease, activate!
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Oh! Ow!
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Oh, not another foot.
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That's it, Bam!
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Show him what you're made of!
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Pow! Bop!
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Deploying Bat-magnet.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Please. Stop. Doing. That!
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Ha-ha!
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There I go, always
losing my head.
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Ha! We're not afraid of you.
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All we had to do was
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put one of those spiffy
mama boards in the Batmobile
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and it's like having
another Batman!
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MOE! Shh!
270
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,807
Ooh! You mean,
these motherboards?
271
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,561
Hey, stop!
272
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,728
I'm going! I'm going!
273
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,854
Bring those back!
274
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,107
Don't worry, I'll lock up.
275
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,735
No!
276
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,945
He got away.
277
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,822
You drove him off,
Bam. Thank you.
278
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,365
I haven't seen moves like that
279
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,576
since Batgirl taught me
how to do the batusi.
280
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,202
You did great.
281
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,788
I... I didn't know
I had it in me.
282
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,957
You really shouldn't
be surprised, Bam.
283
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,335
You're the most advanced
car ever created.
284
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,962
Never forget that.
285
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,256
I hate to spoil the mood,
286
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,507
but that robot just took off
287
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,134
with some of those motherboards.
288
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,469
Who knows what he
could do with those?
289
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,804
MOE is right.
290
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:50,973
There is no telling
what terrible things
291
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,641
could be brought
to life with them.
292
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,976
What should we do?
293
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,894
I know this is all
still new to you, Bam,
294
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,564
but we need you to get
those motherboards back.
295
00:14:58,647 --> 00:14:59,648
And fast!19445
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