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There's nothing like seeing a child on stage
for the first time.
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They get up there, the lights hit...
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and suddenly, the whole world opens up.
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Theater for children,
it's unbelievable what they learn.
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They learn to improvise, dance, sing,
work with each other...
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and some of them really need it,
they really do.
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That's why I built this camp.
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I wanted to make a place
where anyone is free to be themselves.
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But keeping the camp open
is a year-round job.
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That's why we spend the whole spring
on the road...
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raising money, recruiting young talent.
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And, you know, we're theater people, so.
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We know how to work a crowd.
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Being at camp for a whole summer,
what it can do for a child.
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-We don't have that much room left.
-We have not much room.
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No, we have a little bit of wiggle room
at the camp.
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Maybe four more kids?
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-And we're almost full...
-We are.
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...so I think you should register early
for your girl.
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For sure.
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And Ronald, I'm so sorry to hear
about your divorce.
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-I know.
-I mean, she was just too young.
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But if your son needs a place to go...
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AdirondACTS is the perfect place
for him to come.
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We found a lot of star campers
at this school.
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{\an8}I know Willow was freaked out by the bedbugs,
tell her they're gone.
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Why are you smiling?
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He drives me crazy. He's practically drunk.
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-I know.
-But I think we got him to sign up his kid.
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We're so behind this year.
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We need to raise more money.
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I know. I was thinking
we could give Leo a lead.
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Leo? No.
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He's awful.
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I know he's awful and he's tone-deaf,
but his parents are really rich.
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Oh, come on.
You know we don't do things that way.
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It's always gotta be about the talent.
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-How rich?
-So rich.
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If you're really sincere
If you're really sincere
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If you feel it in here
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Then it's gotta be right
Oh, baby
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-Look at him.
-Oh, honey
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-Sebastian?
-I know.
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He is giving 110%.
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Suffer
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-Sebastian!
-Oh, oh, oh, you gotta be sincere
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Oh, oh, oh, you gotta feel it in here
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-Oh, my God! Joan!
-Oh, my baby
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Joan!
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This is... Somebody help me!
Somebody help me.
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She's not breathing.
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This is not part of the show.
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I need help!
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It's beautiful.
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What's up, Troy-jans? It's your boy, Troy.
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{\an8}Just right off the bat,
wanna keep it real with you guys...
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{\an8}feeling a little naked without my ring light.
But you know what?
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We still out here.
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As you guys know,
I don't usually like to talk about my...
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To be honest, I've been going through
some low-key personal stuff lately...
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and I just feel obligated
to let you guys know that.
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Long story short...
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theater gave my mom a coma.
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She's down for the count for...
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...we really don't know how long.
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Unfortunately, that's just kinda
how comas go.
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But fear not, fam.
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Even though I never really vibed
with my mom's camp...
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and spent my summers doing dope shit
with my friends...
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I happen to be a financial guru...
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and world-renowned business mentor.
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Yeah, I do that kind of stuff.
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Your boy has the BDE.
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That's right.
The business development expertise...
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to hold down the fort.
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Oh, my God, there's a person.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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I was in here fixing the blinds,
and then you came in...
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and I panicked and stayed.
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I'm Glenn. I'm the technical director.
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{\an8}How you doing, man?
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Over the next three weeks,
I'm gonna give you an inside look...
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at how I can take a business
from lame... to lit.
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Let's build.
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The most pressing matters
are in the main stage.
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Right now, the cyclorama is buckling.
It needs to be re-anchored.
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We're gonna need to prioritize
the remaining equipment for the musicals...
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which means the straight plays
are gonna have to be acoustic.
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Which is actually how they do it on Broadway.
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Can I just cut you off? Real quick.
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It seems like you've got
a pretty good handle on this...
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-Yeah.
-...so I'm just gonna take...
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"understanding a word you're saying..."
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off my list...
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-and let you take it from here, brother.
-Okay.
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Quick question, though,
what's a straight play?
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Well, there are musicals
and then there are straight plays.
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So then what would be a gay play?
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I guess a musical.
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Cool.
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I like this one. Okay. Thanks. Okay.
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Yes. Yes!
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Wait, we have to bunk together.
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We have to.
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So, I think you're in bunk five, Ellen.
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Okay, 'kay, 'kay. That's good. That's good.
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Great, great. Great.
What's he doing? Perfect.
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Okay. Hi, everybody. Welcome back.
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Mickey, Nicky. Nicky, Mickey, Mickey, Nicky.
Who knows?
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Don't switch shirts. I'll get too confused.
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Beck, stop. Beck, stop the car.
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{\an8}-Let me in.
-I am letting you in.
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{\an8}-It's not opening.
-I'm letting you in.
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{\an8}Oh, God.
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I've been here 10 minutes
and it's unbearable.
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Oh, my God!
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He's, like, wandering about.
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-He has no idea where he is, what he's doing.
-He can't see?
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-No, he only talks to his camera.
-Oh, my God.
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The least creative person I've ever met,
and I've yet to speak to the man.
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Play ball.
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She's hot.
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And half the staff has been cut.
They're not even coming back.
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We need a coup.
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Well, there's not even enough of us
to have a coup now.
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-Oh, my God.
-Jesus.
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-She wouldn't even want it.
-No.
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We really have to hold this place down
artistically.
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-I can't believe that Joan's not here.
-I can't believe it.
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All I was doing was blowing the roof off
of Honestly, Sincere in Bye Bye Birdie.
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Then I look over to my house seats
and there's Joan, convulsing.
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-What?
-It was frightening.
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-I obviously stayed in character.
-That's not reading.
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All right. Let's take a knee
with the talking, fam.
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Listen up!
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Keep it down.
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Fam?
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Squad? Gang?
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Maybe zip it?
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Everybody.
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Can we just get you guys to...
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Oh, what a beautiful
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Morning
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Dope.
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That was dope.
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Whaddup, AdirondACTS?
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You guys know Joan, right?
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Joan, Joan, Joan!
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Joan, Joan, Joan!
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Joan, Joan, Joan!
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Yeah, so she's not here.
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You know, which we're all very sad about.
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But don't worry.
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I'm her son.
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Troy!
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Don't worry, guys.
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I just wanna reassure you
this will be a normal summer.
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You can check out my website.
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-Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.
-We're good. Thanks so much.
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Hi, guys.
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We love you, Gigi!
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So a few reminders.
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I just need to know
all of your updated sizes.
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Also, sad news, I will not be doing piercings
anymore in the hut.
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Yeah. Because there's a narc amongst us.
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Cassie has narced.
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It's totally fine. Yeah.
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Okay, I love you guys.
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Love you.
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As you all know, I'm Amos Klobuchar,
head of drama.
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Rebecca-Diane, head of music theory.
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We are now going to announce,
as we do every summer...
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this session's productions.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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There once was a story
'Bout a girl named Lisa
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She wanted to perform
But she didn't have her visa
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Sorry about your visa, Lisa
Five, six, seven, eight
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Playing baseball with the devil
in a baseball diamond.
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Damn Yankees in the outdoor stage.
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Who goes there?
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Is it a ghost?
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Is it a witch?
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The Crucible junior in the lobby.
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In the land of Andrew Lloyd
Where the felines sing and dance
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Whisker faced in unitards
You can join their feral prance
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Cats immersive.
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Well, I guess that's all, folks.
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I gotta start walking home.
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I'm taking a cab.
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An original piece
And it's fully brand new
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And it's fresh from our hearts
Written just for you
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But you've gotta be good, yeah
You've gotta be great
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You've gotta be the crème de la crème
Of the place
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This summer it's a story...
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About a woman in her glory.
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The founding of a space...
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That has become our favorite place.
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A woman who all in this room deeply love.
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And she's looking down, not quite from above.
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Joan can...
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Joan will...
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Joan here?
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Joan, Still!
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Your resume is absolutely stacked.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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How did you learn stage combat?
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{\an8}Oh, man.
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{\an8}It's hard to even say
'cause I've been doing it for so long.
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-Totally.
-Yeah.
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How about accent work?
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You no worry. I can do it, no worry.
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That's really neat.
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How about horseback riding?
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-Jousting? Is that like with the...?
-Yeah.
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That is with those. Yeah.
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And then when did you learn how to juggle?
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Well, there was a fire at my house.
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And that's sort of how I dealt
with the trauma.
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{\an8}Wow!
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{\an8}Wow!
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{\an8}Yes. Progressions across the floor.
Very nice, both of you, yes.
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{\an8}Front.
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Higher. Higher.
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Listen, these are some chassé battements.
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You're doing a little cheater flick.
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{\an8}I am running late for my niece's christening.
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{\an8}I don't want to find another therapist,
David.
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{\an8}Welcome, group two of auditioners.
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{\an8}I know it's been a long day
for you guys, but...
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If you drop a line,
or a note is a little off-key...
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you crack or something...
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just, what does that say about you?
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Yo.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I don't think you were...
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Emma, 10, has a goldfish named Johnny.
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And she's gonna kick us off
with "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Mis.
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You know what?
That's a good song choice for her.
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I do believe her as a French prostitute.
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Amos.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sex worker.
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Thank you.
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There's a hole in the world
Like a great black pit
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And it's filled with people
Who are filled with shit
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And the vermin in the world inhabit it
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But not for long
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Darla, 15, is 2,073 on the IMDb Star Meter.
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What if when he sees me
I like him and he knows it
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This is an example of a kid
who started working way too young.
250
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,735
And I can't close it?
251
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,529
-You got snacks?
-No, I don't have anything.
252
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:26,617
And even if Karen were hotter than Sharon
I still would've filed for divorce
253
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,869
That rhythm was wrong.
Can we do that again?
254
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,079
That was the last time
I laid eyes on
255
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:50,432
Margaret Thatcher
256
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,143
Though we all deserve to die
257
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,772
Even you, Mrs. Lovett
Even I
258
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,736
It says you're allergic to polyester. Why?
259
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,574
Devon, 13. He has a green belt in taekwondo.
260
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,457
You know, I think that I'm better now
Better now
261
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,919
You only say that 'cause I'm not around
Not around
262
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,339
You know I never meant to let you down
Let you down
263
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,968
Would've gave you anything
Would've gave you everything
264
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,513
You know, I think that I am better now
Better now
265
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:33,016
You only say that 'cause I'm not around
Not around
266
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:36,520
You know I never meant to let you down
Let you down
267
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:40,065
Would've gave you anything
Would've gave you everything
268
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,067
Whoa
269
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,696
That's what's up, dawg. Finally.
270
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:48,073
-Can you clear now, please? Thank you.
-That was bussin'.
271
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,658
Inappropriate to give feedback
during the audition.
272
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,535
-Yeah.
-Please don't internalize that.
273
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:52,703
It's Devon?
274
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,122
-Yeah.
-Your first summer?
275
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,206
-Here?
-Yeah.
276
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,666
-Yes.
-Yeah.
277
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,003
Do you know any other Post songs
that you could like, rattle off the dome...
278
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,297
like maybe Wow or Congratulations...
279
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,757
or the one from the Spider-Verse soundtrack?
280
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:11,013
Abby, 11, chose this session
over sitting shiva for her cousin.
281
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,015
Putting the work first.
282
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,476
-Excuse me, I just need a second.
-Ma'am, you can't be back here.
283
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,811
I'm sorry.
284
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,814
{\an8}Hi.
285
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,695
My name's Caroline Krauss.
I'm a rep from Camp Lakeside.
286
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:35,996
Shut up!
287
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,831
Turn down your music!
288
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,083
This is a bucolic setting!
289
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:43,253
Okay, well, whatever it is you're selling,
we don't want any.
290
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:47,341
I was actually here to introduce myself
to the new boss.
291
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,676
Is there... Is Troy here?
292
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:53,388
I am so sorry to hear about your mom.
293
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:58,310
My entire team at Barnswell Capital
is sending healing thoughts.
294
00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:01,647
Wait, Barnswell Capital?
Like the Barnswell Capital?
295
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:02,648
Yeah.
296
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,527
Your work is so inspiring.
297
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,862
I mean, the Gentri-vacation Project.
298
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,865
I have to say
Gentri-vacation was my brainchild.
299
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,117
-Wow, you know...
-You know...
300
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,743
-I'm sorry.
-You go.
301
00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:18,413
I was just gonna say that
you seem to know a lot about business.
302
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,790
I'm a bit of a money man myself.
303
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,959
You know, I've been trying
to bring some of my...
304
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,046
en-Troy-preneurship to the AdirondACTS.
305
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,841
That's funny. That's catchy, en-Troy.
306
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,342
-My name's Troy.
-I know.
307
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:32,302
I understood it completely
the first time I heard it.
308
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,303
Yeah.
309
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,097
That's kind of what we're doing
with Lakeside.
310
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,057
-Yeah?
-Yeah, we recently acquired it...
311
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,142
so I'm doing kind of a complete overhaul...
312
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,019
-of the management structure.
-Wow!
313
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,397
I think it's commendable
what you're doing here.
314
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,274
Taking on the burden
of your mother's condition.
315
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,316
Yeah.
316
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,110
And her struggling business.
317
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,445
That's gotta be so much weight
on your shoulders.
318
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,030
Yeah. It is.
319
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,700
Excuse me.
So sorry.
320
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:57,452
This is an active work zone.
321
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,079
I'm gonna need you to vacate the area.
322
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,914
Just one moment.
323
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,959
Troy, I think this could be
an exciting opportunity for the both of us.
324
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,085
Wow. Yeah.
325
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,253
You know what?
326
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:10,257
I'm gonna need this exact space
to get up really high for some work.
327
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:15,179
Look, Troy, I don't need to tell you
that the bank has filed a notice of default.
328
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,682
-What?
-And it's not news to you, of course...
329
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:22,311
that they're weeks away
from foreclosing on this place.
330
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,691
No, that's definitely not news to me.
331
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:35,407
Listen, I think I can help you
get out of this jam.
332
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:38,702
I know I speak on behalf
of my entire board of directors...
333
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:41,246
when I say that Barnswell Capital...
334
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:44,208
would love to get into bed with AdirondACTS.
335
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:50,589
Tell them how I am defying gravity
336
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:55,969
I'm flying high defying gravity
337
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,764
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt that conversation.
338
00:18:58,931 --> 00:18:59,932
That was very out of character for me.
339
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,475
-A little brazen...
-Hey, you can't tell anyone...
340
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:04,394
about this foreclosure thing, okay?
341
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:05,479
It's between me and you.
342
00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:09,024
Yeah. Our little secret.
343
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,984
But I do think you should know...
344
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:15,113
Barnswell Capital, they're not people
that we should be getting into bed with.
345
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,824
Lakeside is the enemy.
346
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,328
They've been trying to get this land
for a very long time...
347
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:25,791
and I think Joan's success is, in large part,
due to the fact that she has leaned on us...
348
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,251
AdirondACTS family...
349
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,837
and your mother used to say...
350
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:34,007
"We're theater people.
We know how to turn cardboard into gold."
351
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,719
Bring me down
352
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,934
-What?
-Oh, my God.
353
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,102
Troy.
354
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,437
Okay, you're not ruining my final note.
355
00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,860
Yeah.
356
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,821
I really need to start reading the mail.
357
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,083
Peters, Foster, Streisand, LuPone
358
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,502
Give us a role we can make our own
359
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,213
Audra McDonald, Idina Menzel
360
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,716
We are gay witches, and this is our spell
361
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:16,925
-Move on. We're gonna move on.
-Okay.
362
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,677
Okay. What about this?
The Crucible or Cats?
363
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,220
I think that she's in the running for Tituba.
364
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,722
-No.
-In the running.
365
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,599
How are we gonna talk about Tituba
when we haven't picked a Proctor?
366
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,059
Do you think you could channel her for us?
367
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,437
Just try. I know you don't like to do it
on command...
368
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,523
but maybe Joan has some wisdom to offer
in this moment.
369
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,275
-Here in this situation room.
-I would love to...
370
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:34,735
Oh, I wanna talk to her.
371
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,195
Please do it.
372
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,448
I have so many things to tell her.
373
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,657
-Joan!
-Joan.
374
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:41,658
Joan, are you there?
375
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:42,993
-Are you here, Joan?
-Guys, real quick.
376
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,286
-Joan, speak to us.
-I'm gonna head out...
377
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,038
just 'cause the candles and kids thing...
378
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,624
-is making me feel a little bit weird.
-We don't have that much time to begin with.
379
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:49,833
-Thank you.
-That's fine. Please.
380
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,919
-Oh, my God!
-Can we get back to the business at hand?
381
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,962
Can we open up the discussion
in terms of Lolas?
382
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,589
I'm just gonna throw a name out. Chantal.
383
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:58,175
-Chantal. Yes, Chantal.
-It's exactly what I was thinking. Chantal.
384
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,969
-Chantal. Chantal.
-Chantal.
385
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,763
Which one... Okay. Chantal.
386
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,848
-Yes, yes.
-Okay, Chantal. She's going where?
387
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,683
-Damn Yankees.
-I'm just worried she doesn't have...
388
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,519
No, don't place her there!
389
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,562
I'm worried she doesn't have the sexuality
to play it.
390
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:12,814
Obviously, everyone on this board
is a virgin...
391
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,150
-but Chantal seems like a virgin...
-I agree.
392
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,693
-...the minute that she steps into a room.
-Her name.
393
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,362
I don't wanna see Chantal in a feather.
394
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:20,572
-I hate to admit that it's a great point.
-Okay, let's just table the virgins.
395
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:21,865
Well, can't we get her there?
396
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,284
-Get her there? How do we get her there?
-Get her there? What do you want us to do?
397
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,245
I don't know how you get a virgin there.
398
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,246
You get them there.
399
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,749
Okay. Where do you think this one goes?
400
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,962
Well, it looks like it was
some kind of short.
401
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,214
-Did you check the...
-Breakers?
402
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:38,465
Yeah, I killed them already.
403
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,690
Wow, that's really pretty, Glenn.
404
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:58,652
Okay.
405
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:02,030
-You want him and Sebastian in Joan?
-Listen. Hey, how about...
406
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,031
I have no one.
407
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,700
-You take Sean, we'll take Sebastian.
-All right.
408
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,493
-Now we have a deal.
-All right. All right.
409
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,120
-He can be Mr. Mistoffelees.
-Okay. Okay.
410
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,205
-Put him in there.
-Okay. Sean is Mistoffelees.
411
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:13,292
If we can have Darla for Joan, Still.
412
00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:15,002
You can have Darla.
413
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,629
I'm sorry. For what in Joan, Still?
414
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:19,089
To play Joan. Old Joan.
415
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,424
She's not even on my list.
416
00:22:20,591 --> 00:22:22,551
-She's obviously the best one.
-Joan is the most organic...
417
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:23,719
and warm person that I know.
418
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:24,887
It emanates from her...
419
00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,471
and Darla, it's sort of like,
put on and then another layer...
420
00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:27,973
put on and then another layer, put on...
421
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,766
-Like all of the work she's done...
-I find her so free.
422
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,227
All the sets she's been on
just reek on her.
423
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,645
Just sit with it for a second.
424
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,333
{\an8}Please don't disappoint Joan.
425
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,174
Campers...
426
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,426
the cast lists are up.
427
00:23:18,232 --> 00:23:19,816
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-Out of the way!
428
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:20,984
Out of the way!
429
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:23,820
Out of my way!
430
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:28,450
Am I going to be a cat?
431
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,079
Little person coming through.
432
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,552
I'm so proud of you.
433
00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:56,854
You've got to hear her sing, Marty.
434
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,648
{\an8}She just booked the title role
in Joan, Still...
435
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,650
{\an8}...and I'm this close to signing her.
436
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,151
She's the whole package.
437
00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:04,486
-My daughter is a genius.
-I hear you loud and clear.
438
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:06,488
Believe me, you're not the only one
who's upset.
439
00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:07,739
-I've been getting a lot of calls.
-Jesus Christ.
440
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,074
How dare you do this to my daughter?
441
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:10,826
I seriously need to come down there
and do something...
442
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:12,160
if my daughter is not the lead by tomorrow.
443
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,580
Ma'am, again, I was not involved
in the casting decision.
444
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,206
I will be sure to pass that on.
445
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,916
But in the meantime, if you wanna bribe me...
446
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,585
-I am very open to...
-Troy, right?
447
00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:20,586
-Are you listening to me?
-Hold on one second.
448
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:21,587
Hi, yes.
449
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:23,172
-Hi. I'm Darla.
-Hi, Darla.
450
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:26,425
I just wanna thank you for entrusting me
to inhabit your mother in Joan, Still.
451
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,720
Wasn't me who made the decision,
but of course.
452
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:31,138
I'd love to have a sit-down.
453
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:33,056
Go over her mannerisms, tics...
454
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,349
favorite foods and traumas.
455
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:35,517
Right on.
456
00:24:35,684 --> 00:24:37,311
Do you happen to have her dream journal?
457
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,521
-Dream journal. You might have to come back.
-Troy...
458
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,231
all the freezers were out last night,
so the meat turned.
459
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:42,649
So what do we serve for lunch?
460
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:44,484
I'll come back later.
461
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:46,987
Have a big breakfast.
462
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,406
Rita.
463
00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:51,408
Class...
464
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:55,746
...to dance is the highest expression...
465
00:24:55,913 --> 00:24:57,539
of human existence.
466
00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:01,084
Acting is remembering
and then choosing to forget.
467
00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:05,214
Music is the closest thing we have
to the other side.
468
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:18,268
Mask work.
469
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:19,645
Who's next?
470
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:22,064
So, I'm gonna be teaching you guys
a little fashion history...
471
00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:25,275
and we're gonna really look closely
at the period costuming.
472
00:25:25,442 --> 00:25:26,443
I see...
473
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:27,861
clavicle realness.
474
00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:28,862
Showing off the clav.
475
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:31,865
You need to know when to use a clavicle.
476
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:32,908
Right.
477
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,201
It's once a week.
478
00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,370
This is me at Coachella.
479
00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:38,539
Kind of cross-faded.
I'm looking for my friend, Chad.
480
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,290
I was running.
"Chad!"
481
00:25:40,457 --> 00:25:42,543
I'm hating everything about this
except for the...
482
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:44,419
peekaboo vaginal sleeve.
483
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:47,339
Characterization.
484
00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:48,549
Let's say it.
485
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,759
-Characterization.
-Characterization.
486
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,803
It's time to dive in to our first exercise.
487
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:55,347
Somebody wants to maybe give it a shot?
488
00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:56,723
Anybody.
489
00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:58,308
Nobody?
490
00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:01,645
Darla, why don't you come up here
and demonstrate with me?
491
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:05,941
So Darla is going to say
just a basic fact about me...
492
00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:07,943
anything that she observes.
493
00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:09,611
Just anything that comes to mind
when you look at me.
494
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:11,196
No wrong answers. Just throw something out.
495
00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:12,948
You're an acting teacher.
496
00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:14,116
Okay. I'm gonna stop you right there.
497
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:17,119
So that's actually wildly opinionated.
498
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:19,371
That was a really simplistic way
of looking at it.
499
00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:23,667
I am a performer who works full time
as an acting teacher.
500
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:24,459
Right?
501
00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:36,180
Sing that back to me.
502
00:26:39,558 --> 00:26:41,435
Now we're gonna do a little bit
of an exercise...
503
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:42,895
to just strengthen our mouths.
504
00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:45,939
I was with Al Gore
By the old cheese store
505
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,692
And he brought his own bag
From the ocean floor
506
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:52,321
Wolf Blitzer has a blister on his upper lip.
507
00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:54,031
You are a family...
508
00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:56,491
of influencers.
509
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,368
The mom is the manager.
510
00:26:58,535 --> 00:27:00,996
You're dating a basketball player...
511
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:03,165
but he's constantly cheating on you.
512
00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:06,793
And if that isn't enough,
all your names start with the same letter.
513
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,088
Oh, nice.
514
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:13,425
Your show's canceled!
Your show's canceled!
515
00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:15,552
It's back.
516
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:20,057
Wanting to learn about stagecraft...
517
00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:22,392
is an act of nobility.
518
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:25,687
You know, even if it's just because
dance was full.
519
00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:29,316
Something that we like to dig into here...
520
00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:32,319
is the art of the spotlight.
521
00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:42,663
No offense, but this is really easy.
522
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,748
Can you make it harder?
523
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,501
Okay.
524
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:40,596
You know, if there was a real dancer
on stage, that would be...
525
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:43,348
that would be different.
526
00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:44,683
Better, probably.
527
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:46,185
Whoa, that was amazing.
528
00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:47,978
Let's take a break.
529
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:50,480
So we have like...
530
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,691
You never
531
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:54,902
-Listen to me
-Yeah.
532
00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:55,861
And then...
533
00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:57,446
-Daddy
-Yeah.
534
00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:59,615
I want her to say that loudly.
535
00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:01,408
-Write that down.
-Like guttural.
536
00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:03,076
-That's very Joan.
-A guttural "Daddy."
537
00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,287
It would be great to go
into the first rehearsal...
538
00:29:05,454 --> 00:29:07,372
with like, three or four songs.
539
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:10,083
For Joan's song at Studio 54,
I've been thinking...
540
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:14,129
Lower now
541
00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:18,050
Okay. That's good.
542
00:29:18,217 --> 00:29:21,094
What are we doing for,
in the Wall Street piece?
543
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:23,347
Selling the stock
Buying the stock
544
00:29:24,348 --> 00:29:25,349
It's tap.
545
00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:26,975
-It's tap.
-It's tap.
546
00:29:27,851 --> 00:29:29,895
-Like, stocks and bonds.
-Stocks things
547
00:29:30,062 --> 00:29:31,563
-Bonds and selling
-Stocks.
548
00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,148
-I work on Wall Street
-Stocks.
549
00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:36,360
I don't know when I'm gonna be able
to really get to the finale.
550
00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:37,361
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
551
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:38,654
-You can take that?
-Yeah, I got it.
552
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,781
So, I'm writing, Rebecca-Diane...
553
00:29:41,323 --> 00:29:42,241
finale.
554
00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:44,701
It's for her. It's all for her.
555
00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:45,994
It's for her.
556
00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:49,957
Well, it makes sense.
I've been taking tap since I was two.
557
00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:52,042
-Oh, my gosh.
-So, I'm like... That's why I, like, have it.
558
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:53,544
Performers, attention.
559
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,630
Welcome to the first rehearsal
of Joan, Still.
560
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:58,966
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
561
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:00,676
Emotionally, physically and spiritually...
562
00:30:00,843 --> 00:30:02,845
this is our most complicated piece
we've ever tried to do.
563
00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:03,846
Most ambitious.
564
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:07,683
Now, we only have three weeks
to create a masterpiece.
565
00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:09,476
It's on you now. It's up to you.
566
00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:10,602
So that's on your shoulders...
567
00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,980
as well as Joan's well-being and her legacy.
All on you.
568
00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:15,732
But you so deserve it on every level.
569
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:18,068
You guys are so talented, so unbelievable.
570
00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:19,236
This will break you.
571
00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:21,864
This will fully destroy you.
572
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,949
Congratulations on being
the most talented kids at camp.
573
00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:33,709
On a "mi," go.
574
00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:35,043
Mi, mi, mi
575
00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:40,883
I'm just gonna go and see if there's
any alcohol that's been confiscated.
576
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:42,551
I'll just grab it and I'll meet you
at the fire pit?
577
00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:44,386
You know what? I just can't.
I can't come tonight.
578
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:46,221
I'm having insane creative inspiration.
579
00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:47,639
-It's just coming out of me at all ends.
-No.
580
00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:50,225
Rebecca, Rebecca.
I'm not going to the staff hang without you.
581
00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:54,730
I'm gonna get stuck listening to a story
about how Clive was nude for the entire '80s.
582
00:30:54,897 --> 00:30:56,773
And the dancers start applauding for me.
583
00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,692
And I had no idea why.
584
00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:01,236
But, of course,
I obliged them with a deep curtsy.
585
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:05,699
And as I'm bowing, I realize I'm still nude.
586
00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:11,622
Oh, still nude.
587
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,541
{\an8}Let's do a toast.
588
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,419
{\an8}-Shall we, a toast to Joan?
-Praise be.
589
00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:19,755
Right? A little toast.
Let me top everyone off.
590
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:22,508
I can feel that her spirit is with us
right now.
591
00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:23,425
Yes.
592
00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:24,635
-She's here.
-She's here. She's here.
593
00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:26,011
I have a little story for us.
594
00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:30,015
So I was a camper here and Joan said to me...
595
00:31:30,182 --> 00:31:31,767
she looked me in the eyes, she said...
596
00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:34,019
"You're untalented.
597
00:31:35,521 --> 00:31:37,022
"You can't dance. You can't sing.
598
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:39,066
"You can't act.
599
00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:41,527
"You're very bad at this.
600
00:31:41,693 --> 00:31:43,278
"But you look amazing.
601
00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:46,448
"Your skin is glowing
and your outfit is unbelievable."
602
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:49,952
And she was right.
603
00:31:50,369 --> 00:31:51,828
At camp, we have a tradition.
604
00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:55,958
Every night, a staff member or counselor
is gonna come in here and do a show for you.
605
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:59,002
Tonight was supposed to be Joan's night...
606
00:31:59,169 --> 00:32:00,254
but Joan isn't here.
607
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:03,340
So tonight, I am going to take her place...
608
00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:06,760
and read you a special bedtime story.
609
00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:10,389
My friends, by the fire with my friends
610
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:14,560
Having fun with my friends
611
00:32:18,397 --> 00:32:20,065
Gorgeous. Thank you, Rebecca.
612
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:21,984
Sorry. Sorry.
613
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:25,404
I just feel like this mood
is getting kind of like, sad.
614
00:32:25,904 --> 00:32:27,364
You know what I mean?
Let's get crunk a little.
615
00:32:27,531 --> 00:32:28,448
Janet.
616
00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:32,035
What are you doing here at the camp?
617
00:32:32,202 --> 00:32:34,496
Oh, I mean, like, what are any of us
doing here...
618
00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:35,497
-at the camp?
-No, no, no.
619
00:32:35,664 --> 00:32:36,874
What are you doing?
620
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,252
I just wanna say your energy is so chaotic.
621
00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:42,838
-I don't think so.
-And I actually do some energy healing...
622
00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:46,550
and any time you wanna talk outside class,
I'm really happy to sit down with you.
623
00:32:46,717 --> 00:32:48,760
I'm chilling. You know what I mean?
624
00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:50,304
I don't like this type of...
625
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:51,847
voice.
626
00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:53,015
This is my voice.
627
00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:55,767
No, I think it sounded different
three seconds ago.
628
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,269
No, that's how I talk.
629
00:32:57,436 --> 00:33:00,856
"She was so excited to be
at this Equity open call.
630
00:33:01,023 --> 00:33:03,567
"But she'd been waiting for hours and hours.
631
00:33:03,734 --> 00:33:07,029
"She could hear people singing
on the other side of the door.
632
00:33:07,529 --> 00:33:10,574
"And then finally, it was her turn.
633
00:33:10,741 --> 00:33:14,995
"But when she walked in the room,
the men turned her away...
634
00:33:15,162 --> 00:33:18,874
"because she was non-union."
635
00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,042
The end.
636
00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:24,880
We at one time were going to pursue
an education in the theater...
637
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:29,593
and we both actually auditioned together for
a little-known institution called Juilliard.
638
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,262
We were in the waiting room, you know.
I had my monologue all prepared.
639
00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:34,681
I was doing "Gallop Apace," Juliet.
640
00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:36,558
She had Romeo in the tomb.
641
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:37,809
And then...
642
00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:40,103
Gerald walked into the waiting room.
Gerald '08.
643
00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:41,313
Gerald '08 walked in.
644
00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:43,815
Just to catch you up, Janet,
we had a torrid affair.
645
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,234
Lot of, like, will they, won't they.
646
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,401
The camp was all abuzz about it.
647
00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:49,321
We never really spoke or touched or kissed,
but it...
648
00:33:49,488 --> 00:33:50,948
You know, it was on everybody's lips.
649
00:33:51,698 --> 00:33:54,535
And so he really threw my pH balance,
like, way off.
650
00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:58,539
And Rebecca could feel it, too,
because we kind of share a soul.
651
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,041
And we are linked artistically,
emotionally...
652
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:02,376
Completely. We are one.
653
00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:03,460
You're codependent?
654
00:34:03,669 --> 00:34:05,587
Well, no, I would say that we're dependent
on each other.
655
00:34:05,754 --> 00:34:07,214
So, anyways...
656
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:09,007
we were inches from a callback,
slipped from our hands.
657
00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:10,132
It didn't happen.
658
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:11,760
-It didn't go our way. We both bombed.
-No.
659
00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:12,678
Bombed.
660
00:34:12,844 --> 00:34:15,389
Yeah, we've always wanted to do
a gender-reversed production...
661
00:34:15,556 --> 00:34:16,889
of Romeo and Juliet.
662
00:34:18,851 --> 00:34:19,768
Why don't you do it?
663
00:34:21,103 --> 00:34:22,855
Well, I would love to do it with you.
664
00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:24,731
And I've been working really hard
and taking...
665
00:34:24,898 --> 00:34:28,193
I mean, you know, the absolute goal
at the end of the day...
666
00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:29,527
is, of course, to perform...
667
00:34:29,695 --> 00:34:32,030
but I don't think we're quite at that place.
668
00:34:48,797 --> 00:34:50,090
Ay, yikes.
669
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:51,382
Hi, Mr. Rubinsky...
670
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,092
this is Carl from Warwick Bank.
671
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,137
{\an8}If you do not make a payment
on your mortgage this week...
672
00:34:55,304 --> 00:34:57,347
{\an8}we will initiate foreclosure proceedings.
673
00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:00,684
Please take action to avoid
repossession of your camp.
674
00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:05,230
"Repossession" means the action
of retaking possession of something.
675
00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:07,649
In particular, when a buyer defaults
on payments.
676
00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,451
Oh, what a beautiful...
677
00:35:17,826 --> 00:35:19,203
Morning!
678
00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:22,623
All right. First up,
minor housekeeping issue.
679
00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:25,667
Whoever stole my CBD gummies,
please return them.
680
00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:27,461
No questions asked.
681
00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:31,548
I'm pretty sure I know who it was,
so just go ahead and cough that up.
682
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:32,674
I can't sleep without them.
683
00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:34,468
CisHet bitch.
684
00:35:36,011 --> 00:35:37,346
Okay. Thank you for that.
685
00:35:40,516 --> 00:35:41,350
Thank you.
686
00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,101
Food has been so good. Keep it up.
687
00:35:49,191 --> 00:35:50,901
-Hey, sorry. Are you...
-Sorry.
688
00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:52,778
No, it was completely my fault. You're fine.
689
00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:58,992
Hey, do you wanna have lunch with me?
690
00:36:02,412 --> 00:36:06,124
By the way, thanks for not telling anyone
about the foreclosure.
691
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,918
I really appreciate that.
692
00:36:09,419 --> 00:36:11,505
I don't know if I can do this, man.
693
00:36:11,672 --> 00:36:13,966
I have no idea how my mom
kept this place afloat.
694
00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:16,760
I mean, the bank's way up my ass.
695
00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:20,138
Plus, Tim keeps complaining
about being woken up by the kids' singing.
696
00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:22,140
Who's Tim?
697
00:36:23,058 --> 00:36:24,601
My Airbnb bunk-mate.
698
00:36:24,768 --> 00:36:26,019
This guy named Tim. That guy.
699
00:36:28,146 --> 00:36:28,856
Hey!
700
00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:30,482
I really can't afford a bad review right now.
701
00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:33,318
I swear, dude, I can usually get down
with any vibe.
702
00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:34,987
But these kids, man.
703
00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:36,655
They just don't wanna meet me halfway.
704
00:36:36,822 --> 00:36:38,615
Every time I come up with a plan,
they call me the Music Man.
705
00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:39,908
I don't even know what that is.
706
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:42,202
Well, it's a musical.
707
00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:43,871
Everything's a goddamn musical here, man.
708
00:36:44,037 --> 00:36:45,372
Well, yeah, it is.
709
00:36:45,539 --> 00:36:47,332
'Cause it's sort of their entire lives.
710
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:48,792
Like those kids.
711
00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:51,545
That's actually last year's cast of Rent.
712
00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:53,422
It was a very formative production.
713
00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:55,799
It's all about family.
It's all about community.
714
00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:57,759
Okay, see, that's...
715
00:36:57,926 --> 00:36:59,303
-that's helpful.
-Good.
716
00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:00,470
What about them?
717
00:37:00,637 --> 00:37:02,598
Those are Fosse kids.
718
00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:05,559
If they snap at you, just know that
they're not trying to be demanding.
719
00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:07,352
It's just part of the vocabulary.
720
00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:08,562
These kids are smart.
721
00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:11,231
If you need their help, you just have to
sort of meet them on their level.
722
00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:14,026
And starfish, starfish...
723
00:37:14,193 --> 00:37:15,986
starfish, and starfish.
724
00:37:16,195 --> 00:37:17,446
Jiggle like a jackal.
725
00:37:17,613 --> 00:37:18,780
Jiggle like a jackal.
726
00:37:18,947 --> 00:37:21,491
You need to know that only 3% of people
make it.
727
00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:26,705
The rest of them end up in a mental facility
or on a go-go box in Hell's Kitchen.
728
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,043
Let's just get a few more selections today
from my collected original works...
729
00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,294
as we do every year.
730
00:37:32,461 --> 00:37:33,545
That's a low blow, Eileen.
731
00:37:33,712 --> 00:37:34,796
And don't pretend my IBS...
732
00:37:34,963 --> 00:37:37,466
isn't part of why you haven't wanted
to touch me in almost a decade.
733
00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:40,052
It's got nothing to do with your IBS, Roger.
734
00:37:40,219 --> 00:37:42,679
I want you to live a little bit more
with the reality of having IBS...
735
00:37:42,888 --> 00:37:43,972
and what that might do to your character.
736
00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:46,850
Because I'm not really feeling the detail
of the IBS.
737
00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:48,644
I wanna live, Mother.
738
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:51,021
Let's just try to throw some different spices
in there.
739
00:37:51,188 --> 00:37:53,607
A little bit of pain,
a little bit of stepfather.
740
00:37:53,899 --> 00:37:54,733
Got it.
741
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,027
So hand me my goddamn lipstick.
742
00:37:57,986 --> 00:37:58,904
And let me live.
743
00:37:59,071 --> 00:37:59,863
Good.
744
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,490
Mostly a lot better.
745
00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:02,741
Thank you, Darla. Take a seat.
746
00:38:02,908 --> 00:38:04,243
Okay. Today's a new thing.
747
00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:06,370
I'm teaching...
748
00:38:06,537 --> 00:38:07,829
stage combat.
749
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:10,123
What is it?
750
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,501
What is it?
751
00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:13,794
It's the art of surprise.
752
00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:16,129
It pushes the envelope
of what theater can be.
753
00:38:16,296 --> 00:38:17,548
Absolutely.
754
00:38:19,132 --> 00:38:21,385
But also what do we think it is?
755
00:38:21,593 --> 00:38:24,805
It causes our heart to skip a beat,
but safely.
756
00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:27,391
Does anybody have an answer that's like,
not poetry?
757
00:38:27,891 --> 00:38:28,934
Maybe? You know what I mean?
758
00:38:29,101 --> 00:38:30,936
Like a legal definition of what it is.
759
00:38:31,103 --> 00:38:33,689
It's basically like teaching us how to fight.
760
00:38:35,357 --> 00:38:37,484
We are starting our past lives seminar.
761
00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:43,574
You were a nurse in World War II.
762
00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:45,701
You fell in love
with one of your fellow nurses...
763
00:38:45,868 --> 00:38:49,037
and you were the first lesbian nurse couple
that had ever lived.
764
00:38:49,371 --> 00:38:50,664
Let that inform your singing.
765
00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:53,834
You were President William Howard Taft.
766
00:38:56,545 --> 00:38:59,214
You are the oldest soul in this room.
767
00:38:59,381 --> 00:39:00,674
This is your last life.
768
00:39:05,304 --> 00:39:06,597
Wow, thank you all.
769
00:39:06,763 --> 00:39:07,973
Thank you all for that.
770
00:39:08,098 --> 00:39:11,185
All right, artists. Next, we're going
to be doing some...
771
00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:17,149
I'm so sorry.
772
00:39:18,859 --> 00:39:20,027
I'll be back. I just have to take this.
773
00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:22,321
It's all good.
774
00:39:24,156 --> 00:39:25,199
Hello?
775
00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:28,243
Hi. Yes, I can be available tonight.
776
00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:37,252
Sorry to interrupt.
777
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:38,837
Get out!
778
00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:56,188
All right, all-stars.
779
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,067
Look at this turnout.
780
00:40:00,692 --> 00:40:01,693
Yes?
781
00:40:02,319 --> 00:40:03,403
Are we doing a cabaret?
782
00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:06,073
-A what?
-I think it's a night of scene work.
783
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,534
That's totally what this is.
It's a night of scene work.
784
00:40:09,535 --> 00:40:11,119
And here's the scene.
785
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,789
You guys are the staff...
786
00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:16,834
of a fine dining establishment.
787
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,336
So anything those guys in there order...
788
00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:22,673
you say, "Yes,"
and then you bring it to them.
789
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,633
Like an improv exercise.
790
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,426
Can we make up our own characters?
791
00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:28,512
-And do accents?
-Okay.
792
00:40:28,679 --> 00:40:30,764
{\an8}Let's just get together here, Rotarians...
793
00:40:30,848 --> 00:40:33,892
{\an8}...and kick Oklahoma City's fundraising ass.
794
00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:35,477
{\an8}Should we do that? Cheers!
795
00:40:35,644 --> 00:40:36,687
{\an8}-Cheers!
-Cheers, cheers!
796
00:40:36,854 --> 00:40:38,313
We're here thanks to Troy Rubinsky.
797
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,523
-We're happy to have you guys.
-Thanks so much.
798
00:40:39,731 --> 00:40:43,402
Thank you. Good. And I guess
we're gonna get served by the campers here...
799
00:40:43,569 --> 00:40:45,112
which I was not aware of.
800
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:48,448
Dressing? No. Is there...
801
00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:49,741
All right. Well...
802
00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:53,203
Hey, just eat it dry, I guess, huh.
803
00:40:54,329 --> 00:40:57,541
It's crazy that this
is their first immersive theater experience.
804
00:40:57,708 --> 00:40:59,710
I know. We have a big responsibility.
805
00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:02,421
Can I offer you a roll?
806
00:41:02,838 --> 00:41:05,215
Or the chilling tale
about how I lost my daughter?
807
00:41:16,685 --> 00:41:18,437
Reminder. Pay rent to mom.
808
00:41:18,604 --> 00:41:21,273
{\an8}Remember to check in
with RD about the finale.
809
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,442
Papier-mâché nose.
810
00:41:24,568 --> 00:41:25,569
Amos!
811
00:41:26,361 --> 00:41:27,362
Amos!
812
00:41:27,863 --> 00:41:31,200
Rebecca missed her nighttime performance.
813
00:41:31,909 --> 00:41:33,952
That doesn't sound like Rebecca.
814
00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:37,414
Okay, but I'm craving a performance.
815
00:41:41,835 --> 00:41:43,295
I think it's going pretty good.
816
00:41:43,795 --> 00:41:45,506
The kids are getting real into it.
817
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:47,633
Your mom knows what she's talking about.
818
00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:49,009
We help our own.
819
00:41:49,176 --> 00:41:50,093
Men!
820
00:41:50,302 --> 00:41:51,595
There's been an attack.
821
00:41:51,762 --> 00:41:54,139
If this is how we go,
it's been a pleasure serving with you.
822
00:41:54,306 --> 00:41:55,849
My son! My son!
823
00:41:56,058 --> 00:41:58,810
All of my children are dying in this war.
824
00:41:58,977 --> 00:42:00,395
Are they getting too into it?
825
00:42:00,562 --> 00:42:01,980
Save yourselves!
826
00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:04,441
I just really wanna go home.
827
00:42:05,234 --> 00:42:09,404
Well, as we all know by now,
our bedtime performer is missing in action.
828
00:42:10,405 --> 00:42:11,490
I really apologize.
829
00:42:11,657 --> 00:42:14,576
Waiting for entertainment
that's expected is a painful experience.
830
00:42:14,743 --> 00:42:17,621
This is very impromptu, so I didn't really
have anything prepared, but...
831
00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:20,624
Peter Piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers. Wait.
832
00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:24,002
The peppers were pickled when he picked them?
833
00:42:24,294 --> 00:42:26,046
Peter Piper picked a priority.
834
00:42:26,213 --> 00:42:28,882
And what was that priority
that Peter Piper picked? Family.
835
00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:32,219
Friends. Connection.
836
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:34,471
He picked a life.
837
00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:35,681
These were triggers.
838
00:42:35,848 --> 00:42:37,724
This has lasting effects, okay?
839
00:42:37,891 --> 00:42:40,018
One guy had sort of
a Vietnam flashback...
840
00:42:40,185 --> 00:42:42,312
and you had kids serving liquor.
841
00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:43,730
That's gotta be illegal.
842
00:42:43,897 --> 00:42:45,232
It was interesting, but no.
843
00:42:45,399 --> 00:42:47,901
-It was a bit. She was doing...
-No. But let's settle on 40 bucks.
844
00:42:48,068 --> 00:42:50,404
Troy, please. You let me down.
845
00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:51,822
This did not work out.
846
00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:53,115
Yeah. Okay.
847
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,045
Because I wanted to do silk wood
and then she called it first.
848
00:43:17,389 --> 00:43:20,392
Mikey. I'm still this close to signing Darla.
849
00:43:21,435 --> 00:43:22,269
Alan?
850
00:43:22,436 --> 00:43:24,188
I'm in a middle of a conversation.
851
00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:25,480
You're supposed to be at dance class.
Come on. Let's go.
852
00:43:25,647 --> 00:43:26,815
Jeez. Fine.
853
00:43:29,735 --> 00:43:31,403
-I even told her...
-Alan!
854
00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:33,822
-...that she would get top billing.
-Off the phone!
855
00:43:34,489 --> 00:43:35,490
Just one second.
856
00:43:35,657 --> 00:43:37,034
No seconds. Let's go.
857
00:43:42,748 --> 00:43:44,541
How much for three bags?
858
00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:47,920
That was never the rate.
It has always been five dollars.
859
00:43:48,128 --> 00:43:50,589
These better be genuine Throat Coat.
860
00:43:52,382 --> 00:43:54,343
That's genuine Throat Coat. That's genuine.
861
00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:56,470
{\an8}I don't even recognize you.
862
00:43:57,387 --> 00:43:58,847
{\an8}Where is my little Joan gone?
863
00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:00,516
{\an8}I'm still me, Tata.
864
00:44:00,682 --> 00:44:02,935
No, your face is a new face.
865
00:44:03,101 --> 00:44:04,603
It's called rouge, Tata.
866
00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:05,771
The cheeks of a hussy.
867
00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:07,898
-Yeah, yeah.
-Let's hold. Let's hold.
868
00:44:08,065 --> 00:44:11,109
Devon, you are on the stage,
but your partner is fully alone.
869
00:44:11,276 --> 00:44:12,694
And I think you really need to...
870
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:14,571
I think that ultimately, Devon,
you need to just kind of...
871
00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:17,366
let in the pain of being a father.
Like we need to feel that pain.
872
00:44:18,951 --> 00:44:20,244
But I'm not a father.
873
00:44:20,410 --> 00:44:21,703
I don't know how to do that.
874
00:44:21,912 --> 00:44:23,789
Did Julianne Moore really have dementia?
875
00:44:24,248 --> 00:44:25,541
No. No. No.
876
00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:26,834
Do the connection exercise.
877
00:44:27,835 --> 00:44:29,545
And then we'll try it again.
878
00:44:29,711 --> 00:44:30,712
Deliver.
879
00:44:31,088 --> 00:44:33,006
-Thank you for all you're doing.
-Thank you.
880
00:44:34,716 --> 00:44:35,759
Aren't you gonna say something?
881
00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:37,511
You missed your bedtime performance.
882
00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:39,096
That's so unlike you. What happened?
883
00:44:39,263 --> 00:44:41,098
I'm so sorry. I was just finishing
the finale and I got distracted...
884
00:44:41,265 --> 00:44:44,893
Yeah, I'm sure...
This finale, it's like this is repeated.
885
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:47,396
It's like, I love you, but, we're getting
towards crunch time, okay?
886
00:44:47,563 --> 00:44:49,273
And you have other responsibilities
which I know you know.
887
00:44:49,439 --> 00:44:50,482
I'm just playing catch up.
888
00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:52,901
Okay, but just I need my gal with me, so...
889
00:44:53,068 --> 00:44:54,736
-I got you.
-Okay.
890
00:44:54,903 --> 00:44:56,488
I'm still me, Tata.
891
00:44:56,655 --> 00:44:59,658
No. Using your little hands
to write letters to the devil...
892
00:44:59,825 --> 00:45:01,368
and never once to shape pierogi.
893
00:45:01,994 --> 00:45:05,622
Just because dumplings aren't my priority
anymore doesn't mean any...
894
00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:08,208
You never once sent a suitor home
to your dying Tata.
895
00:45:09,418 --> 00:45:11,336
This is not the Joan that I know.
896
00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:14,506
You know what, Tata?
897
00:45:15,257 --> 00:45:16,258
You're right.
898
00:45:16,842 --> 00:45:20,679
I decide who Joan is,
and I may not be who Joan was...
899
00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:24,516
but, Tata, I am Joan, still.
900
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,440
-That got better.
-Better.
901
00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:34,026
That got better.
902
00:45:34,193 --> 00:45:35,402
Very good. Devon, the accent's...
903
00:45:35,569 --> 00:45:37,196
-all over the place, but it's much better.
-Yeah. Mackenzie, extraordinary.
904
00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:38,947
Mac. That was so good.
905
00:45:39,114 --> 00:45:40,073
-Thank you.
-Amazing.
906
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,491
-She killed it.
-Stop!
907
00:45:42,743 --> 00:45:43,702
She's using.
908
00:45:55,088 --> 00:45:56,131
Lift up your hands.
909
00:46:02,304 --> 00:46:03,222
She wouldn't.
910
00:46:03,388 --> 00:46:05,265
Tear stick.
911
00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:06,892
It's just Chapstick, I swear.
912
00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:08,143
Give it to me.
913
00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:09,686
Oh, my God.
914
00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:12,105
Mackenzie, I'm not mad. I'm just furious.
915
00:46:12,272 --> 00:46:14,483
Your tears should come from within,
from the story...
916
00:46:14,650 --> 00:46:15,943
from the words on the page...
917
00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:18,779
not from some emotional grenade
that you smuggled in.
918
00:46:18,987 --> 00:46:19,988
What's a tear stick?
919
00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:21,615
Insult to the material. Okay?
920
00:46:21,782 --> 00:46:23,867
It's a mentholated eyeliner
that helps you cry.
921
00:46:24,034 --> 00:46:27,871
Joan is screaming and furious at you.
922
00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:32,084
Because tear sticks are doping for actors.
923
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,420
Do you wanna be
the Lance Armstrong of theater?
924
00:46:35,587 --> 00:46:36,505
No.
925
00:46:36,672 --> 00:46:38,257
Get off the stick.
926
00:46:40,592 --> 00:46:41,885
Get off the stick.
927
00:46:44,388 --> 00:46:45,514
One day it's tear stick.
928
00:46:45,681 --> 00:46:47,850
The next you're calling for line...
929
00:46:48,016 --> 00:46:50,394
and pretty soon your understudy's on
eight times a week...
930
00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:52,855
in Weehawken or God knows where. Okay?
931
00:46:53,021 --> 00:46:55,399
It's a slip-ry, slip-ry slope.
932
00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:57,484
Devon, I'm so sorry.
933
00:47:00,529 --> 00:47:01,697
Really, it's fine.
934
00:47:01,864 --> 00:47:03,365
Tell him you're sorry.
935
00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:05,075
I'm sorry, Devon.
936
00:47:05,242 --> 00:47:06,618
It's really fine.
937
00:47:07,619 --> 00:47:08,829
I choose to forgive.
938
00:47:08,996 --> 00:47:10,038
But we don't forget.
939
00:47:10,455 --> 00:47:12,958
But until the end, the law can forgive.
940
00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:14,793
But without ever forgetting.
941
00:47:57,002 --> 00:48:00,506
Hi! Welcome to AdirondACTS.
You guys having fun?
942
00:48:00,672 --> 00:48:01,882
Enjoying the party?
943
00:48:04,259 --> 00:48:06,887
Oh, my God, Lainy, why would you do that?
944
00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:09,681
You piss me off, like, a lot.
945
00:48:14,603 --> 00:48:15,604
Let's go.
946
00:48:15,771 --> 00:48:17,564
Stage combat.
947
00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:19,858
You think this is fun and games?
Hitting?
948
00:48:20,025 --> 00:48:22,027
-It's not funny. You're right. It's art.
-No. It's not.
949
00:48:22,194 --> 00:48:23,195
Grow up.
950
00:48:24,738 --> 00:48:26,240
Excuse me. Have you seen Rebecca-Diane?
951
00:48:26,865 --> 00:48:28,200
Is she out there? No?
952
00:48:29,618 --> 00:48:30,619
Enjoy.
953
00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:33,163
Where is she?
954
00:48:43,841 --> 00:48:45,717
Yo, what up, AdirondACTS?
955
00:48:45,884 --> 00:48:46,969
Welcome, Lakeside.
956
00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:50,556
Just want you to know this
is not a free event for you.
957
00:48:50,722 --> 00:48:52,224
Okay? Unless you're verified.
958
00:48:52,933 --> 00:48:54,017
Thanks for coming out.
959
00:48:54,184 --> 00:48:56,186
Man, this is a dream show for me.
960
00:48:56,478 --> 00:48:58,897
I know this one's
a theater camp classic, so...
961
00:48:59,398 --> 00:49:02,276
thought I'd put a little twist on it.
962
00:49:03,110 --> 00:49:05,904
Give my regards to Broadway
963
00:49:06,071 --> 00:49:08,240
Remember me to Herald Square
964
00:49:08,407 --> 00:49:11,034
Send my regards to Broadway, bitch!
965
00:49:12,452 --> 00:49:15,622
Whisper of how I'm yearning
966
00:49:15,789 --> 00:49:18,375
-To mingle with the old-time throng
-Put 'em up! Put 'em up! Put 'em up!
967
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,880
Give my regards to Old Broadway
968
00:49:23,046 --> 00:49:26,592
-And say I'll be there 'ere long
-That's what's up!
969
00:49:27,092 --> 00:49:29,678
I know you're busy, so I don't wanna take
too much of your time...
970
00:49:29,845 --> 00:49:31,847
but the vibes are pretty good in there, huh?
971
00:49:32,598 --> 00:49:33,765
-Sure.
-That was me DJing.
972
00:49:33,932 --> 00:49:34,933
But look.
973
00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:38,562
So I know, you know, the Rotary Club thing
didn't really go to plan.
974
00:49:38,729 --> 00:49:40,189
You took a lot of my kids
out of rehearsal for that.
975
00:49:40,355 --> 00:49:43,525
I get that and I'm sorry,
and I'm still perfecting the formula here...
976
00:49:43,692 --> 00:49:46,570
but I've recently had,
like, a surge of ideas...
977
00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:48,822
you know, that would bring
some additional revenue.
978
00:49:48,989 --> 00:49:51,533
You know, one of 'em is, like,
maybe we send the kids...
979
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:55,078
into the city to do, like, singing telegrams.
980
00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:56,663
Okay. Incredibly dangerous.
981
00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:58,165
Maybe we do like remote students.
982
00:49:58,332 --> 00:49:59,875
-But, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
-Maybe, maybe...
983
00:50:00,584 --> 00:50:02,336
We don't need any of these ideas, okay, Troy?
984
00:50:02,503 --> 00:50:04,129
-We don't need any of these ideas.
-Yeah.
985
00:50:04,296 --> 00:50:05,923
Your mother managed
to keep this place running...
986
00:50:06,089 --> 00:50:07,883
in the face of a lot of financial trouble...
987
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:11,720
and never once did she compromise
the artistic vision to save money. Okay?
988
00:50:11,887 --> 00:50:15,516
Right. You know, that's kind of what
I'm trying to get after.
989
00:50:15,682 --> 00:50:16,642
Yes. No, no, no. I understand.
990
00:50:16,808 --> 00:50:18,769
I understand that.
But what you don't understand...
991
00:50:18,936 --> 00:50:20,437
is the importance of what we do here, okay?
992
00:50:20,604 --> 00:50:22,731
This place is for people who need it, okay?
993
00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:24,358
People who aren't accepted anywhere else.
994
00:50:24,525 --> 00:50:26,193
You are not one of those people, Troy.
995
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,986
You are not one of us.
996
00:50:40,082 --> 00:50:41,208
Becks-Di?
997
00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:44,086
Rebecca...
Not her.
998
00:50:48,215 --> 00:50:49,925
Be sure to cherish these relationships, okay?
999
00:50:50,092 --> 00:50:51,385
'Cause they're gone in a flash.
1000
00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:54,012
Just wanted you to know that.
1001
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:54,972
Of course, she's gonna cry.
1002
00:50:55,138 --> 00:50:56,807
I'm laying her off 'cause she cries too much.
1003
00:50:56,974 --> 00:50:59,017
-Mrs. Krauss.
-Hi.
1004
00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:00,227
Dope that you made it.
1005
00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:04,231
I'm happy to be here.
1006
00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:05,566
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1007
00:51:05,732 --> 00:51:08,902
So, things have taken
a bit of a turn here...
1008
00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:12,030
and I've been thinking about the offer.
1009
00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:13,407
Me too.
1010
00:51:14,116 --> 00:51:14,950
A lot.
1011
00:51:15,117 --> 00:51:16,118
Yeah.
1012
00:51:17,786 --> 00:51:19,538
I just feel like it would be a...
1013
00:51:20,414 --> 00:51:23,375
you know, lucrative
and mutually beneficial partnership.
1014
00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,419
Like for the both of us though.
1015
00:51:27,045 --> 00:51:29,923
Wow. Well, that's great.
1016
00:51:30,090 --> 00:51:32,676
So, like, does the offer still stand?
1017
00:51:32,843 --> 00:51:33,844
Yes, Troy.
1018
00:51:34,511 --> 00:51:36,054
Barnswell would love to work with you.
1019
00:51:36,513 --> 00:51:37,264
Wow!
1020
00:51:37,431 --> 00:51:38,348
-Yeah.
-Nice.
1021
00:51:38,557 --> 00:51:41,059
I have to say I'm super excited
to work with someone...
1022
00:51:41,226 --> 00:51:43,187
who knows the TUVs of deal making.
1023
00:51:43,353 --> 00:51:44,730
Did you just say the TUVs?
1024
00:51:45,689 --> 00:51:48,734
-Trust. You won't regret it. And vibes.
-Trust. Won't regret it. Vibes.
1025
00:51:48,901 --> 00:51:50,485
You've been watching my vlogs?
1026
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,321
Religiously.
1027
00:51:52,487 --> 00:51:53,530
Stop.
1028
00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:55,908
The GoPro loves you.
1029
00:51:57,242 --> 00:51:59,077
-Don't understand.
-I'm here having a wonderful time.
1030
00:51:59,244 --> 00:52:00,245
Devon!
1031
00:52:01,121 --> 00:52:02,122
Where?
1032
00:52:04,833 --> 00:52:05,834
It's not what it looks like.
1033
00:52:06,001 --> 00:52:07,169
What the hell is this?
1034
00:52:07,336 --> 00:52:10,130
We were supposed to be manifesting.
It's a full moon.
1035
00:52:10,297 --> 00:52:11,840
They were saying no one
at theater camp could play football.
1036
00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:14,343
I'm just proving to them that I could.
1037
00:52:34,196 --> 00:52:35,239
Oh, my God.
1038
00:52:41,578 --> 00:52:43,372
Good morning, girlboss.
1039
00:52:43,664 --> 00:52:46,291
Coffee. You've gone crazy.
1040
00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:47,459
I'm wild.
1041
00:52:48,502 --> 00:52:49,503
Oh, man.
1042
00:52:50,712 --> 00:52:51,630
Wow.
1043
00:52:52,214 --> 00:52:53,215
Thank you.
1044
00:52:53,757 --> 00:52:56,885
So, last night was pretty hot, huh?
1045
00:52:57,469 --> 00:52:58,470
It was really hot.
1046
00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:00,180
You were so bussin'.
1047
00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:02,641
I came here just to do work...
1048
00:53:02,808 --> 00:53:05,519
and I ended up meeting someone...
1049
00:53:05,686 --> 00:53:07,354
-who took my breath away.
-Same.
1050
00:53:07,521 --> 00:53:08,647
Then, like, shoved it back in my mouth.
1051
00:53:09,064 --> 00:53:10,774
God, I just feel like I can really, like...
1052
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:13,861
reach my full potential here.
You know.
1053
00:53:14,027 --> 00:53:15,571
Yeah. Me too.
1054
00:53:15,737 --> 00:53:19,491
With Barnswell's backing,
like, I can finally...
1055
00:53:20,158 --> 00:53:23,078
you know, start to implement
some real change around this place.
1056
00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:28,333
Troy, don't you remember the agreement
that you signed last night?
1057
00:53:29,001 --> 00:53:31,503
Yeah, it was to get us out
of the foreclosure.
1058
00:53:36,925 --> 00:53:38,468
Welcome to Tech Week, campers.
1059
00:53:38,844 --> 00:53:40,470
Performances are just a few days away...
1060
00:53:40,637 --> 00:53:43,140
so let's stay focused
on bringing those shows to life.
1061
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:45,517
And if you have any issues,
you look for Glenn.
1062
00:53:45,684 --> 00:53:46,685
I'm sure he'll have time to help you.
1063
00:53:46,852 --> 00:53:47,686
Glenn.
1064
00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:48,812
Go for Glenn.
1065
00:53:48,979 --> 00:53:49,897
Glenn, we need you in props.
1066
00:53:50,063 --> 00:53:51,148
Glenn, where's our bush?
1067
00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:52,900
Glenn, where's my damn wagon wheel?
1068
00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:54,526
Glenn?
1069
00:53:54,651 --> 00:53:56,778
Glenn, what's your 20?
There's a leak in the lobby.
1070
00:53:56,862 --> 00:53:59,072
Glenn, we're missing the king's cane.
1071
00:54:12,377 --> 00:54:13,754
Oh, my God, Gigi, move it along.
1072
00:54:13,921 --> 00:54:15,047
-I'm trying.
-This is not giving.
1073
00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:17,508
I'm trying, okay? My nails are gonna break.
1074
00:54:17,674 --> 00:54:22,054
Glenn, Glenn, the smoke machine
is out of control.
1075
00:54:23,597 --> 00:54:25,057
Zeroing in on the source.
1076
00:54:26,308 --> 00:54:28,894
Oh, God, I'm dodging pilgrims left and right.
1077
00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:35,275
Nice.
1078
00:54:35,484 --> 00:54:37,152
-Thank you.
-Glenn?
1079
00:54:37,611 --> 00:54:38,487
Go for Glenn.
1080
00:54:38,737 --> 00:54:40,739
Darla, can you just move
a little bit to your right?
1081
00:54:40,906 --> 00:54:42,991
{\an8}Just scooch the...Yes, bring the bassinet.
That's right.
1082
00:54:44,326 --> 00:54:45,702
{\an8}See? And I think it should just
be a little bit to the left.
1083
00:54:46,954 --> 00:54:48,497
I think it just doesn't make sense.
1084
00:54:49,289 --> 00:54:50,290
Darla, step to the right.
1085
00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:51,792
No, I think we had discussed...
1086
00:54:51,959 --> 00:54:53,585
that everything would be on the left
for this number, so let's just...
1087
00:54:53,752 --> 00:54:55,295
We're gonna go ahead and put it where we...
Darla, this is your director speaking.
1088
00:54:55,462 --> 00:54:57,172
You're gonna go ahead
and move to the right with the bassinet.
1089
00:54:57,339 --> 00:54:58,423
Co-director here as well.
1090
00:54:58,590 --> 00:55:00,592
And just move on over to the left...
1091
00:55:00,759 --> 00:55:03,887
and get too far on that side
so we can't quite bring you back.
1092
00:55:04,054 --> 00:55:05,931
Joan's whole world has been established
stage right.
1093
00:55:06,098 --> 00:55:07,850
So you're gonna take two steps to the right.
1094
00:55:08,016 --> 00:55:09,685
That's where we always play her hero moments.
1095
00:55:09,852 --> 00:55:11,478
Now cheat out. Cheat out.
1096
00:55:11,645 --> 00:55:12,980
Why are you acting like this?
1097
00:55:13,730 --> 00:55:15,983
I'm just a little bit tired
of co-directing with a ghost.
1098
00:55:16,608 --> 00:55:17,609
Well, I'm not a ghost.
1099
00:55:17,776 --> 00:55:19,695
I am a human person that is alive. I am here.
1100
00:55:19,862 --> 00:55:20,863
I care about this show.
1101
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,866
Do you? I wouldn't have any idea.
1102
00:55:24,032 --> 00:55:27,160
You've been completely absent
since the beginning of the session, okay?
1103
00:55:27,327 --> 00:55:28,537
And I need to run my rehearsal now.
1104
00:55:28,996 --> 00:55:29,997
So, thank you.
1105
00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:32,291
Darla, let's just run the song, okay?
You're fine right there.
1106
00:55:32,708 --> 00:55:33,750
Music, please.
1107
00:55:46,513 --> 00:55:49,057
Thought my dreaming was done
1108
00:55:49,558 --> 00:55:52,186
All I needed was one
1109
00:55:52,352 --> 00:55:56,190
Revelation to show me my boy
1110
00:55:56,815 --> 00:56:00,944
That my life had truly begun
1111
00:56:01,111 --> 00:56:03,572
So I offer the sun
1112
00:56:04,072 --> 00:56:08,118
Salutation
Hello to my Troy
1113
00:56:08,535 --> 00:56:12,456
I will build this theatrical place
1114
00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:18,962
Giving children a safe, loving space
1115
00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:24,009
It will grow from the magic and grace
1116
00:56:24,426 --> 00:56:27,930
That I see in your face
1117
00:56:28,096 --> 00:56:29,097
Rebecca-Diane.
1118
00:56:29,348 --> 00:56:30,766
Rebecca-Diane, can I talk to you?
1119
00:56:30,933 --> 00:56:32,059
No, I'm in the middle of tech.
1120
00:56:32,226 --> 00:56:32,976
Just...
1121
00:56:33,143 --> 00:56:33,977
-Troy.
-Real quick. Real quick.
1122
00:56:34,144 --> 00:56:35,979
Know your dream's never done
1123
00:56:36,146 --> 00:56:38,357
You're my moon and my sun
1124
00:56:38,857 --> 00:56:42,569
My foundation, my beautiful Troy
1125
00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:45,697
Hey. Look. I'm sorry for even asking.
1126
00:56:45,864 --> 00:56:50,202
I feel really weird even bringing this up.
1127
00:56:50,369 --> 00:56:52,162
I don't have time.
We're in the middle of tech week.
1128
00:56:52,329 --> 00:56:53,830
-No, I get that.
-So just tell me what's up.
1129
00:56:53,997 --> 00:56:54,998
I get that. I just...
1130
00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,502
Do you think you could give my mom
a message for me?
1131
00:56:58,669 --> 00:56:59,753
Yeah, for sure. I'll give your mom a message.
1132
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:01,922
-No, no, no. Please. It's really important.
-Troy.
1133
00:57:02,089 --> 00:57:03,340
-I hear that.
-It's really important.
1134
00:57:03,507 --> 00:57:05,217
-I just don't have time.
-Just tell her I need her help.
1135
00:57:05,717 --> 00:57:07,219
Say, "Troy needs your help."
1136
00:57:07,386 --> 00:57:09,137
Five, six, seven, eight.
1137
00:57:09,304 --> 00:57:10,681
We're going towards the nose.
1138
00:57:11,473 --> 00:57:13,225
Live it up and step.
1139
00:57:13,392 --> 00:57:15,978
Step towards the nose. Head to the nose.
1140
00:57:16,144 --> 00:57:18,939
I don't choose when she comes inside of me.
1141
00:57:19,106 --> 00:57:20,440
Okay, but can you just try?
1142
00:57:20,607 --> 00:57:21,984
Mom, please!
1143
00:57:23,193 --> 00:57:24,820
-What are you doing?
-You said she was in you.
1144
00:57:24,987 --> 00:57:26,572
She's not in my breasts.
1145
00:57:26,738 --> 00:57:28,866
I'm not that... I'm not... That's not...
1146
00:57:29,074 --> 00:57:31,910
Tell her it's important. Just tell her...
Please tell her it's important.
1147
00:57:32,077 --> 00:57:33,412
-Tell her it's really important.
-Okay. Okay, I'm gonna... All right.
1148
00:57:33,787 --> 00:57:34,830
I just need to talk to her.
1149
00:57:34,997 --> 00:57:36,081
-Okay.
-Okay.
1150
00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:41,295
Troy.
1151
00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:43,172
Mom?
1152
00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:44,506
It's your mom.
1153
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:45,841
Mom.
1154
00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:48,468
Thank God. It's so good to hear your voice.
1155
00:57:49,011 --> 00:57:52,264
I know it's been a minute
since we've chatted.
1156
00:57:57,102 --> 00:57:58,187
I miss you.
1157
00:57:59,188 --> 00:58:00,397
Kind of a lot.
1158
00:58:01,106 --> 00:58:04,318
You know, I'm sorry
for not trying harder...
1159
00:58:04,484 --> 00:58:06,570
to understand what you were doing here...
1160
00:58:06,737 --> 00:58:08,322
with this place and this camp.
1161
00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:10,449
I was a kid, you know. I just wanted to...
1162
00:58:11,033 --> 00:58:12,409
go to sleepovers at Dakota's house...
1163
00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:15,746
and set cool away messages
and make my Sims have sex and...
1164
00:58:15,913 --> 00:58:17,789
Troy, you said there was something
that you actually needed.
1165
00:58:17,915 --> 00:58:19,124
-You're right. I always do this.
-And it was urgent.
1166
00:58:20,542 --> 00:58:23,921
Look, I should have tried harder
to understand what you were doing here.
1167
00:58:24,087 --> 00:58:26,798
Because, you know, I get it.
1168
00:58:26,965 --> 00:58:28,467
These people are really weird.
1169
00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:30,177
Especially Rebecca-Diane.
1170
00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:32,012
But they're wonderful.
1171
00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:35,724
Look, I messed up, Mom. Okay?
1172
00:58:36,934 --> 00:58:39,686
And I'm really sorry,
and I hope you forgive me.
1173
00:58:40,229 --> 00:58:43,065
And I really need your advice right now,
but I'm sorry I sold the camp.
1174
00:58:45,901 --> 00:58:46,735
Hey.
1175
00:58:46,902 --> 00:58:48,195
Rebecca-Diane?
1176
00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:49,488
What'd my mom say?
1177
00:58:51,114 --> 00:58:52,115
What the...
1178
00:58:58,247 --> 00:59:00,624
Rebecca-Diane, we are at a standstill.
1179
00:59:00,999 --> 00:59:02,000
Good work, you guys.
1180
00:59:02,167 --> 00:59:03,168
Yes?
1181
00:59:03,710 --> 00:59:04,837
Welcome back.
1182
00:59:05,671 --> 00:59:06,922
We need to see the finale now.
1183
00:59:07,297 --> 00:59:08,382
-Yeah.
-We are out of time.
1184
00:59:08,549 --> 00:59:10,175
-So we need to hear it.
-Let's do the finale tomorrow.
1185
00:59:10,676 --> 00:59:12,052
-Sounds good?
-Okay, well, tomorrow's our only chance...
1186
00:59:12,261 --> 00:59:15,389
to run the entire show.
So I at least need to hear it musically...
1187
00:59:15,556 --> 00:59:17,641
so I can block something,
and these kids can start to learn it.
1188
00:59:17,975 --> 00:59:20,060
Because tomorrow they have
to run it top to bottom and then perform it.
1189
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:22,688
So let's hear the finale song, please.
1190
00:59:22,980 --> 00:59:25,107
It's just so unfortunate,
because we do not have the track...
1191
00:59:25,274 --> 00:59:26,358
so that we don't have any way
to play the song.
1192
00:59:26,525 --> 00:59:28,068
So you can just sing it for us.
1193
00:59:28,318 --> 00:59:29,319
I've lost my voice.
1194
00:59:29,486 --> 00:59:31,530
Okay, well...
You're gonna have to find it again.
1195
00:59:31,697 --> 00:59:33,907
And we have this. So you can just...
1196
00:59:34,867 --> 00:59:36,535
play it yourself for us. Okay?
1197
00:59:37,452 --> 00:59:39,705
You love this.
1198
00:59:40,914 --> 00:59:41,915
There you go.
1199
00:59:42,875 --> 00:59:44,626
Who's excited to hear the finale?
1200
00:59:50,716 --> 00:59:51,842
And what is it called?
1201
00:59:54,553 --> 00:59:55,929
It's called...
1202
00:59:57,764 --> 00:59:58,765
"Camp."
1203
01:00:00,392 --> 01:00:01,393
That's original.
1204
01:00:08,317 --> 01:00:11,778
Girl with an open Snapple
1205
01:00:14,198 --> 01:00:17,826
A boy who's looking down
1206
01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:22,998
We all come here for
1207
01:00:23,165 --> 01:00:25,459
Summertime
1208
01:00:28,045 --> 01:00:29,046
Camp
1209
01:00:30,589 --> 01:00:32,299
Isn't home
1210
01:00:35,802 --> 01:00:36,929
But isn't it?
1211
01:00:38,013 --> 01:00:39,348
In a way
1212
01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:42,851
It kind of is
1213
01:00:43,185 --> 01:00:44,603
Oh, it
1214
01:00:46,063 --> 01:00:50,567
Kind of is
1215
01:00:51,527 --> 01:00:53,445
Let's raise a toast
1216
01:00:53,612 --> 01:00:55,781
But in the glass isn't alcohol
1217
01:00:55,948 --> 01:00:59,034
It's something more profound than alcohol
It's truth
1218
01:00:59,201 --> 01:01:01,078
Drums, boom, boom, boom.
1219
01:01:03,455 --> 01:01:04,456
Flute.
1220
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:07,334
Sustained.
1221
01:01:09,711 --> 01:01:12,256
All coming together for
1222
01:01:13,841 --> 01:01:14,842
Boom.
1223
01:01:26,311 --> 01:01:27,563
What the fuck was that?
1224
01:01:28,856 --> 01:01:30,107
It was the finale.
1225
01:01:30,941 --> 01:01:32,860
You're telling me that's something
that you wrote before just now?
1226
01:01:34,736 --> 01:01:38,115
That's the song that you needed time away
from meaningful traditions...
1227
01:01:38,282 --> 01:01:39,867
missing time with the kids...
1228
01:01:40,576 --> 01:01:42,327
ruining the process
of creating this piece together...
1229
01:01:43,328 --> 01:01:45,372
because you've been running off
working on the finale.
1230
01:01:45,539 --> 01:01:46,540
It was that?
1231
01:01:47,541 --> 01:01:49,751
Rebecca, I'm not an idiot, okay?
You made that up.
1232
01:01:50,419 --> 01:01:53,297
So I'm just trying to understand
what you thought we were gonna do today.
1233
01:01:53,463 --> 01:01:55,507
You were just gonna have these kids
have no ending to the show?
1234
01:01:56,133 --> 01:01:58,010
You said, "I got the finale. I can do it."
1235
01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,053
So I trusted you like I always do.
1236
01:02:00,512 --> 01:02:01,513
What have you been doing all this time?
1237
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,473
I got a job, okay?
1238
01:02:05,225 --> 01:02:07,644
What, like you're tutoring kids in singing?
1239
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:08,812
What are you talking about?
1240
01:02:08,979 --> 01:02:11,857
I just signed a two-year contract
with Duchess Cruises.
1241
01:02:12,399 --> 01:02:15,068
I'm a featured soloist in
Cole Porter on the Waves.
1242
01:02:15,235 --> 01:02:16,904
So yeah, I've been a little distracted.
1243
01:02:17,529 --> 01:02:19,573
Sorry, you're taking a performance job?
1244
01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:20,949
Since when are you taking performance jobs?
1245
01:02:21,116 --> 01:02:22,492
Because I wanna be a performer!
1246
01:02:22,659 --> 01:02:25,078
Okay, I thought we were both
full-time teachers aspiring to be performers.
1247
01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:26,580
When is that gonna happen?
1248
01:02:26,747 --> 01:02:27,956
I wanna perform.
1249
01:02:28,123 --> 01:02:29,625
Well, that's great.
I just wish maybe you'd told me.
1250
01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:31,543
I always thought maybe we'd make
that decision together...
1251
01:02:31,710 --> 01:02:33,337
-like we do most things.
-It's impossible to tell you anything...
1252
01:02:33,504 --> 01:02:34,922
-because you interrupt everything that I say.
-That's not true.
1253
01:02:35,088 --> 01:02:36,590
I do not interrupt everything
that you say, Rebecca.
1254
01:02:36,757 --> 01:02:37,841
I'm just trying to share my feelings
with you...
1255
01:02:38,008 --> 01:02:39,760
-Every single thing that I...
-...the way that I have for 15 years.
1256
01:02:39,927 --> 01:02:41,929
-Every single thing that I...
-That's not true, Rebecca.
1257
01:02:48,101 --> 01:02:50,395
-Everything that I say. I am unable to...
-That's not true, Rebecca. That is not true.
1258
01:02:50,604 --> 01:02:52,231
How could you do this to me?
1259
01:02:53,357 --> 01:02:54,358
You?
1260
01:02:55,108 --> 01:02:56,527
This has nothing to do with you.
1261
01:02:57,194 --> 01:02:59,738
Exactly. Why would you do something
that has nothing to do with me?
1262
01:03:00,989 --> 01:03:03,116
Let that statement just sit in the space.
1263
01:03:04,201 --> 01:03:05,619
It looks great. I stand by it.
1264
01:03:05,786 --> 01:03:07,204
I mean... What?
1265
01:03:07,371 --> 01:03:08,539
I don't understand what you're getting at.
1266
01:03:08,705 --> 01:03:09,957
I just want something else.
That should be okay.
1267
01:03:10,123 --> 01:03:11,124
That's really nice for you, Rebecca...
1268
01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:13,043
but you shouldn't leave
the best kids in the camp in the lurch...
1269
01:03:13,210 --> 01:03:14,169
with no show to perform.
1270
01:03:14,336 --> 01:03:15,504
-Okay, I've...
-That was selfish.
1271
01:03:15,712 --> 01:03:16,964
I make sacrifices for them.
1272
01:03:17,130 --> 01:03:19,383
Because they're talented and they deserve it.
1273
01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:22,094
I sacrifice everything else in my life
for this job and for them.
1274
01:03:22,261 --> 01:03:23,136
What do you sacrifice?
1275
01:03:23,303 --> 01:03:25,347
I got a callback for Juilliard.
1276
01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:33,480
And I didn't go because I wanted
to be here with you.
1277
01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:36,108
You've just kinda been lying
to me for like, 10 years.
1278
01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:42,322
I'm happy for you, Rebecca.
1279
01:03:42,489 --> 01:03:43,490
I'm thrilled for you.
1280
01:03:44,324 --> 01:03:46,285
I think it's great that
you've left these kids...
1281
01:03:46,785 --> 01:03:47,786
with no show...
1282
01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:49,746
and all for a cruise.
1283
01:03:50,873 --> 01:03:52,708
A non-narrative piece on a cruise.
1284
01:04:02,843 --> 01:04:03,802
-Excuse me.
-Hi.
1285
01:04:05,554 --> 01:04:07,055
Guys, this is a teardown.
1286
01:04:07,890 --> 01:04:09,516
Can we get this up?
Can we see what's under here?
1287
01:04:09,683 --> 01:04:11,143
Yeah, we're gonna tear the...
1288
01:04:11,310 --> 01:04:12,477
-Maybe don't. Maybe...
-...the place down.
1289
01:04:12,644 --> 01:04:14,146
-Let's see what's under here.
-Do we need to do this?
1290
01:04:14,855 --> 01:04:17,441
Let's talk this out first.
I don't think we need to do that.
1291
01:04:17,608 --> 01:04:18,775
Sorry, we're in the middle of rehearsal.
1292
01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,986
Hi. We're in the middle of something too. Hi.
1293
01:04:21,153 --> 01:04:22,571
Troy, what's going on?
1294
01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:24,031
No, it... Everything's fine, guys.
1295
01:04:24,198 --> 01:04:25,824
Everything is gonna be okay.
1296
01:04:25,991 --> 01:04:27,910
-It doesn't look okay.
-No, it's not.
1297
01:04:28,118 --> 01:04:29,328
No, it's not. What are they doing?
1298
01:04:29,494 --> 01:04:31,830
Listen, I know this place meant a lot to you.
1299
01:04:31,997 --> 01:04:35,876
But I do hope you'll consider joining
the Lakeside family next summer.
1300
01:04:36,043 --> 01:04:38,879
-No. Not happening, lady.
-What does that mean?
1301
01:04:39,046 --> 01:04:40,964
Troy, you sold the camp to Lakeside?
1302
01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:42,841
It's more of a partnership.
1303
01:04:43,008 --> 01:04:45,260
-Demolition is next week.
-Just stop. Please, stop.
1304
01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:47,679
-Next week? Tell them...
-Can she be gone now?
1305
01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:50,766
Please.
Nobody wants you here.
1306
01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:53,894
Get her and her knockoff Chanel bag
out of here.
1307
01:04:54,728 --> 01:04:55,729
It will be okay.
1308
01:05:40,649 --> 01:05:42,150
Cheer up, kids.
1309
01:05:51,618 --> 01:05:53,370
-This is like, my first time sneaking out.
-Guys.
1310
01:05:55,497 --> 01:05:56,874
I know we're all scared right now...
1311
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,292
and we don't know if the show's happening.
1312
01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:01,336
I heard that the Lakeside kids get to be
in all the shows now, too.
1313
01:06:01,503 --> 01:06:04,131
Lainy told me that Troy smokes drugs.
1314
01:06:04,298 --> 01:06:05,632
I heard, that they're cutting all
of the tone-deaf kids.
1315
01:06:05,799 --> 01:06:06,800
Hey, guys.
1316
01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:08,302
Rumors are rumors.
1317
01:06:09,094 --> 01:06:11,430
This could be our last week here.
Maybe ever.
1318
01:06:11,722 --> 01:06:13,849
So let's make our mark while we can.
1319
01:06:14,016 --> 01:06:15,392
We don't know what's gonna happen.
1320
01:06:15,559 --> 01:06:17,311
But as Joan always says...
1321
01:06:17,477 --> 01:06:18,896
summers come and go.
1322
01:06:19,062 --> 01:06:21,356
But what happens on this stage...
1323
01:06:22,399 --> 01:06:23,650
that's eternal.
1324
01:06:36,163 --> 01:06:37,164
Jesus.
1325
01:06:37,331 --> 01:06:40,918
Hey, sorry to bother you,
but are we planning on rehearsing later?
1326
01:06:41,460 --> 01:06:43,212
Let's see. Our composer has deserted us...
1327
01:06:43,378 --> 01:06:47,633
and I refuse to tell a slapdash, trainwreck
version of Joan's story...
1328
01:06:47,799 --> 01:06:49,259
so, no.
1329
01:06:49,426 --> 01:06:50,636
The show is dead in the water.
1330
01:06:50,886 --> 01:06:53,889
Okay, well, I have this
Zoom director's session...
1331
01:06:54,056 --> 01:06:55,641
for a movie about a pregnant gymnast.
1332
01:06:55,807 --> 01:06:57,976
They're already filming,
and someone dropped out.
1333
01:06:58,393 --> 01:06:59,937
And I was wondering if you could help me?
1334
01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:05,150
I can't stomach industry sides right now.
1335
01:07:05,317 --> 01:07:07,611
So just let me hang my shirts in peace.
1336
01:07:12,449 --> 01:07:15,827
I could really use your help
with the characterization.
1337
01:07:19,081 --> 01:07:20,499
What are the character's allergies?
1338
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:23,335
-What?
-Oh, God, we have a lot of work to do.
1339
01:07:23,502 --> 01:07:25,379
Let's get a notebook,
and let's start taking some notes.
1340
01:07:26,588 --> 01:07:28,924
Wow, "one of," I'd love to know
who these other teachers are.
1341
01:07:37,516 --> 01:07:38,517
Here he comes.
1342
01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:40,727
Hi, baby!
1343
01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:43,438
Hey, Dads.
1344
01:07:43,647 --> 01:07:44,982
Oh, God, I missed you.
1345
01:07:50,279 --> 01:07:52,739
My guy, massive news.
1346
01:07:53,365 --> 01:07:54,867
I think I figured out how to save the camp.
1347
01:07:55,075 --> 01:07:55,909
How?
1348
01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:57,661
So I was going over the Barnswell deal
that I signed...
1349
01:07:57,828 --> 01:07:59,538
like all last night and this morning...
1350
01:07:59,705 --> 01:08:02,624
and I noticed they only take possession
of the camp...
1351
01:08:02,791 --> 01:08:05,002
if the bank forecloses.
1352
01:08:05,169 --> 01:08:07,796
Caroline just assumed that we would fail.
But the truth is...
1353
01:08:08,046 --> 01:08:10,257
we still can come up with the money
to hold off the bank.
1354
01:08:10,924 --> 01:08:13,010
And how do you expect us
to find this money, Troy?
1355
01:08:13,177 --> 01:08:16,013
That is where
the en-Troy-preneurship comes in.
1356
01:08:16,180 --> 01:08:17,639
-Right.
-I sent out an email blast...
1357
01:08:17,805 --> 01:08:18,932
to my ride or dies...
1358
01:08:19,099 --> 01:08:22,102
the Founding Ballers,
and I invited them to the show.
1359
01:08:22,269 --> 01:08:25,939
Right? These guys are like
primo business influencers, Glenn.
1360
01:08:26,106 --> 01:08:29,318
So if they come here,
and they see our little freaky-deakies...
1361
01:08:29,484 --> 01:08:31,653
in action, crushing Joan, Still...
1362
01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:33,238
they'll have to invest.
1363
01:08:33,404 --> 01:08:34,363
They'll be emptying their pockets.
1364
01:08:34,656 --> 01:08:37,492
Yeah, no, they sound extremely legit.
1365
01:08:37,658 --> 01:08:38,493
Yeah.
1366
01:08:38,702 --> 01:08:40,453
And I think it's nice that you
wanna do this for the camp...
1367
01:08:40,621 --> 01:08:42,372
and for your mom...
1368
01:08:42,538 --> 01:08:45,292
but we don't have
any creative visionaries left. Okay?
1369
01:08:45,459 --> 01:08:47,002
What are you talking about? Yes, we do.
1370
01:08:48,337 --> 01:08:49,421
We have you, Glenn.
1371
01:08:50,839 --> 01:08:53,258
Show everyone how much
they've been underestimating you.
1372
01:08:53,841 --> 01:08:54,968
Finish the job.
1373
01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:57,429
-Yes!
-Totally, Glenn. Come on, Glenn.
1374
01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:58,721
Glenn, you got this.
1375
01:08:58,889 --> 01:09:00,015
Come on, Glenn.
1376
01:09:00,349 --> 01:09:01,390
What do you say, man?
1377
01:09:18,742 --> 01:09:20,452
{\an8}What's up, my little dollar ballers?
1378
01:09:20,702 --> 01:09:23,956
{\an8}It's your boy Salem here
with my other Founding Ballers out here.
1379
01:09:24,122 --> 01:09:27,000
{\an8}And we're out here checking
on a potential investment opportunity.
1380
01:09:27,167 --> 01:09:29,586
Things are a little crazy,
and your boy, Salem...
1381
01:09:29,752 --> 01:09:31,046
I'm feeling a little volatile.
1382
01:09:31,296 --> 01:09:32,756
So I'm gonna take a chance,
1383
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:35,008
-and we're gonna see some little kids...
-Ballers. Wow.
1384
01:09:35,091 --> 01:09:36,760
-Given the current ecosystem of the crypto...
-The whole squad. What's up, Salem?
1385
01:09:36,885 --> 01:09:38,178
Yeah, give me a second here.
Yeah, I'm just gonna finish this one quick.
1386
01:09:38,345 --> 01:09:39,136
Yeah, yeah, totally crazy.
1387
01:09:39,304 --> 01:09:40,805
What's bussin'?
What's bussin'?
1388
01:09:40,973 --> 01:09:42,057
Hey. What's bussin', guys?
1389
01:09:42,224 --> 01:09:43,809
-I can't believe you guys came.
-Yeah, man. Thanks for having us.
1390
01:09:43,975 --> 01:09:45,310
I've seen like every vlog.
1391
01:09:45,477 --> 01:09:47,312
-Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah.
-I got your merch. I have that shirt.
1392
01:09:48,354 --> 01:09:49,731
Heard she's the lead in this one.
1393
01:09:49,939 --> 01:09:52,276
I just wanna say thank you all
for all your hard work...
1394
01:09:52,442 --> 01:09:53,527
in the last 24 hours.
1395
01:09:53,694 --> 01:09:55,779
I look around and I see
a lot of prepared faces.
1396
01:09:55,946 --> 01:09:57,489
I'd say no pressure, but...
1397
01:09:58,323 --> 01:09:59,491
it's a little bit of pressure.
1398
01:10:00,117 --> 01:10:01,952
You know?
Gigi, you got anything?
1399
01:10:03,161 --> 01:10:06,248
I would like to say that I was very angry
with you guys a couple hours ago.
1400
01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:08,375
But I'm over it.
1401
01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:09,960
All right, guys. Put your hands in. Come on.
1402
01:10:10,127 --> 01:10:10,961
One, two, three!
1403
01:10:11,170 --> 01:10:12,671
Joan, Still!
1404
01:10:16,008 --> 01:10:16,842
Let's do this!
1405
01:10:20,053 --> 01:10:24,558
Sorry. Can someone just tell me
like, the status on this woman?
1406
01:10:24,766 --> 01:10:27,060
Is she alive or dead?
1407
01:10:30,814 --> 01:10:31,815
You're a liar.
1408
01:10:35,319 --> 01:10:36,320
Excuse me?
1409
01:10:37,154 --> 01:10:38,155
A very good one.
1410
01:10:39,823 --> 01:10:41,950
I think you'd make a fantastic agent.
1411
01:10:42,367 --> 01:10:44,203
I'm trying to get my company off the ground.
1412
01:10:44,745 --> 01:10:45,704
Think about it.
1413
01:10:47,122 --> 01:10:48,123
I'm always here.
1414
01:10:51,251 --> 01:10:52,252
Excuse me.
1415
01:11:09,853 --> 01:11:12,481
Kids. Kids, have you seen Darla?
Darla anywhere?
1416
01:11:15,192 --> 01:11:16,235
Darla!
1417
01:11:17,027 --> 01:11:18,028
Darla!
1418
01:11:20,781 --> 01:11:21,990
Darla, you have to go on.
1419
01:11:22,157 --> 01:11:23,575
You see what they're doing?
1420
01:11:23,742 --> 01:11:24,743
They're ruining our show.
1421
01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:26,203
Why are you leaving?
1422
01:11:26,370 --> 01:11:28,121
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Amos, okay?
1423
01:11:29,289 --> 01:11:30,916
You must be Amos.
1424
01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:35,379
My granddaughter has had
the best time with you this summer.
1425
01:11:36,129 --> 01:11:38,423
We have got the most gushing letters.
1426
01:11:38,590 --> 01:11:40,592
Well, she said you were
a little tough on her, but...
1427
01:11:41,134 --> 01:11:42,761
her craft has never been better.
1428
01:11:44,513 --> 01:11:45,681
Hurry up and say your goodbyes, honey.
1429
01:11:45,848 --> 01:11:47,724
Quickly, because we don't
wanna catch traffic.
1430
01:11:53,605 --> 01:11:57,276
You always told me that I needed
to open myself up to character roles...
1431
01:11:57,442 --> 01:12:00,112
that ingénue isn't everything.
1432
01:12:01,071 --> 01:12:04,157
I listened, and I booked the job.
1433
01:12:17,671 --> 01:12:19,256
Maybe I'll see you next summer.
1434
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:38,942
Good evening, AdirondACTS.
1435
01:12:43,655 --> 01:12:46,158
Special shout-out to my crew,
Founding Ballers.
1436
01:12:46,325 --> 01:12:47,409
Thanks for coming out.
1437
01:12:47,576 --> 01:12:49,620
As most of you know...
1438
01:12:49,786 --> 01:12:51,288
my name is Troy...
1439
01:12:51,455 --> 01:12:55,000
and I've been blessed
with having an amazing mother.
1440
01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:56,710
-A woman...
-Oh, my God.
1441
01:12:56,877 --> 01:12:58,504
...all of you know and love.
1442
01:12:58,670 --> 01:13:02,174
Unfortunately, she is unable
to be with us tonight.
1443
01:13:02,966 --> 01:13:04,301
So we've decided...
1444
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:07,846
to bring the show
to her via a live feed.
1445
01:13:08,013 --> 01:13:09,848
Give it up for Joan!
1446
01:13:17,731 --> 01:13:19,358
She really looks good.
1447
01:13:19,816 --> 01:13:21,151
I think she's lost weight.
1448
01:13:21,693 --> 01:13:22,986
I think so, too.
1449
01:13:23,153 --> 01:13:25,531
Our kids have worked their
little butts off all summer...
1450
01:13:25,697 --> 01:13:28,992
to do my mom's story justice
and to hopefully bring you...
1451
01:13:29,159 --> 01:13:31,411
the best night of your lives.
Are you ready?
1452
01:13:33,872 --> 01:13:35,290
This one's for you, Mom.
1453
01:13:35,457 --> 01:13:38,752
Let's blow the roof off that ICU!
1454
01:13:42,923 --> 01:13:45,968
Joan then
1455
01:13:46,385 --> 01:13:49,471
Joan now
1456
01:13:49,847 --> 01:13:53,016
Joan does
1457
01:13:53,225 --> 01:13:56,019
Somehow
1458
01:13:56,603 --> 01:13:58,772
Troy, it's me. Troy, it's me.
1459
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:00,899
You know, I don't think
this show is gonna work out.
1460
01:14:01,066 --> 01:14:02,609
Joan will
1461
01:14:02,776 --> 01:14:03,777
Are you playing a game?
1462
01:14:03,944 --> 01:14:06,780
Joan can
1463
01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:11,910
Joan still
1464
01:14:12,828 --> 01:14:14,246
Tonight we take you to the start...
1465
01:14:14,413 --> 01:14:16,290
of our great founder's beating heart.
1466
01:14:16,498 --> 01:14:20,544
Our tale begins in '63.
A young girl and her father flee.
1467
01:14:20,878 --> 01:14:23,088
Though planes could fly
and girls could vote...
1468
01:14:23,505 --> 01:14:25,674
for some reason, they took a boat.
1469
01:14:30,012 --> 01:14:32,389
America
1470
01:14:32,556 --> 01:14:35,058
America
1471
01:14:35,225 --> 01:14:37,644
We're sailing to America
1472
01:14:37,895 --> 01:14:41,899
In 1963
1473
01:14:43,442 --> 01:14:45,485
Oh, my little Joan, come.
1474
01:14:45,652 --> 01:14:47,404
Look at the horizon.
1475
01:14:47,571 --> 01:14:50,449
Think of all the possibilities
that await you.
1476
01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:52,868
In America
1477
01:14:53,452 --> 01:14:55,245
Enlightened nation
1478
01:14:55,412 --> 01:14:58,999
Where even women get education
1479
01:14:59,166 --> 01:15:01,960
From clean to cook, every skill you need
1480
01:15:02,127 --> 01:15:04,338
Don't fret, I'll tell the recipes
1481
01:15:04,505 --> 01:15:06,006
'Cause women cannot read
1482
01:15:06,173 --> 01:15:08,383
Hey! Women cannot read
1483
01:15:08,550 --> 01:15:10,344
Women cannot read
1484
01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:13,430
A, B, C, D, she don't know
'Cause women cannot read
1485
01:15:13,597 --> 01:15:16,016
-Okay, I know there's something better
-America
1486
01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:17,684
-Than to cook and do the cleaning
-Enlightened nation
1487
01:15:17,851 --> 01:15:19,728
-But I look at every letter
-Where even women
1488
01:15:19,895 --> 01:15:21,605
-And I wanna know its meaning
-Get education
1489
01:15:21,772 --> 01:15:23,232
-I'm wrestling with these words
-From clean to cook
1490
01:15:23,398 --> 01:15:25,442
-That I'm an inch away from knowing
-Every skill you need
1491
01:15:25,609 --> 01:15:27,444
My eyes are moving back and forth
1492
01:15:27,611 --> 01:15:30,656
The sense of it is growing
1493
01:15:34,117 --> 01:15:35,994
Jifka was shot!
1494
01:15:37,913 --> 01:15:38,914
Maybe she can read
1495
01:15:39,081 --> 01:15:40,832
-No way!
-Maybe she can read
1496
01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:43,418
That's luck
A, B, C, D, she can't know!
1497
01:15:43,585 --> 01:15:44,962
Or maybe she can read!
1498
01:15:47,714 --> 01:15:50,759
So Joan ended the affair
with her astrology professor...
1499
01:15:50,926 --> 01:15:53,095
and she used her diploma
to get a job as a mailroom clerk...
1500
01:15:53,262 --> 01:15:55,180
at the New York Stock Exchange.
1501
01:15:58,725 --> 01:16:00,853
If I'm not making money,
then I'm losing money.
1502
01:16:01,019 --> 01:16:03,105
If I'm losing money,
you're losing your job...
1503
01:16:03,272 --> 01:16:04,523
and you're all fired!
1504
01:16:07,067 --> 01:16:09,945
From my corner in the mailroom
Under the ground I hear
1505
01:16:10,153 --> 01:16:11,238
The Wall Street noise!
1506
01:16:11,405 --> 01:16:13,657
It's a beautiful sound
Sorting letters, getting older
1507
01:16:13,824 --> 01:16:16,493
Makin' minimum pay
While the brokers get richer
1508
01:16:16,660 --> 01:16:17,870
I could listen all day
1509
01:16:18,036 --> 01:16:20,831
When you buy, it's the feeling
Of a-jumpin' to the ceiling
1510
01:16:21,164 --> 01:16:23,792
Buy the stock
Buy the stock
1511
01:16:23,959 --> 01:16:24,668
Buy the stock
1512
01:16:24,751 --> 01:16:26,128
Then martini time, boys.
1513
01:16:26,295 --> 01:16:29,590
Will I ever be part of the Wall Street noise?
1514
01:16:31,633 --> 01:16:34,595
It's a shimmy in the shoulders
When you talk to the shareholders
1515
01:16:34,761 --> 01:16:36,972
Guiltless greed is one of life's great joys
1516
01:16:37,139 --> 01:16:40,058
Maybe someday I'll stomp
In the Wall Street
1517
01:16:40,225 --> 01:16:42,978
Noise
1518
01:16:44,521 --> 01:16:47,149
They messed up one little turn,
but it's okay.
1519
01:16:47,316 --> 01:16:49,484
-I didn't see it.
-I think we should just move forward.
1520
01:16:49,693 --> 01:16:51,653
Sell the stocks shareholders buy
Sell the stocks shareholders buy
1521
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:53,488
Sell the stocks, shareholders!
1522
01:16:53,655 --> 01:16:55,699
And as Joan rose through
the ranks of the company...
1523
01:16:55,866 --> 01:16:58,285
and her profits grew and grew...
1524
01:16:58,452 --> 01:17:00,704
so did she!
1525
01:17:10,506 --> 01:17:11,882
Is that the tech guy?
1526
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,345
Somebody get me portfolios on line four.
1527
01:17:17,846 --> 01:17:20,015
I'll be in my corner office.
1528
01:17:20,182 --> 01:17:21,391
Sure thing, boss.
1529
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:22,434
Let's do this.
1530
01:17:22,559 --> 01:17:23,977
You do this
You do that
1531
01:17:24,144 --> 01:17:25,687
Fix that graph and get me stats
1532
01:17:25,812 --> 01:17:28,732
Now she's top of the heap
Down with dirty dealing
1533
01:17:28,899 --> 01:17:30,400
Got the checks
Got the cash
1534
01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:32,110
And I'm smashing that glass ceiling
1535
01:17:32,277 --> 01:17:33,862
Now she's part of this sound
1536
01:17:34,029 --> 01:17:35,614
And I found my voice
1537
01:17:35,781 --> 01:17:39,034
As she's making people millions
Screwing innocent civilians
1538
01:17:39,117 --> 01:17:41,870
With her fab flap and brilliance
In the Wall Street
1539
01:17:43,247 --> 01:17:44,248
Noise!
1540
01:17:59,054 --> 01:18:00,681
Studio 54!
1541
01:18:01,056 --> 01:18:02,808
Dark room
Bright lights
1542
01:18:03,016 --> 01:18:04,768
Debbie Harry wearing tights
1543
01:18:04,935 --> 01:18:06,812
Stiff drink
High heels
1544
01:18:06,979 --> 01:18:08,689
David Geffen doing deals
1545
01:18:08,856 --> 01:18:12,401
Lovers and strangers and big chandeliers
1546
01:18:12,568 --> 01:18:14,444
Got no home to go to
1547
01:18:14,611 --> 01:18:16,488
So I'm staying here
1548
01:18:16,697 --> 01:18:18,740
-Live it up
-Like there's no tomorrow
1549
01:18:18,907 --> 01:18:21,285
Tomorrow, give it up
1550
01:18:21,493 --> 01:18:22,828
To the groovy
1551
01:18:23,036 --> 01:18:24,454
-Disco glittery light
-Disco glittery light
1552
01:18:24,621 --> 01:18:25,622
Live it up
1553
01:18:25,789 --> 01:18:28,625
'Cause if there's no tomorrow
1554
01:18:28,834 --> 01:18:30,127
Nothing matters to me
1555
01:18:30,294 --> 01:18:33,005
So get lost inside the boogie tonight
1556
01:18:35,382 --> 01:18:36,592
And cue cocaine.
1557
01:18:36,758 --> 01:18:39,845
-Live it up
-Don't you have school tomorrow?
1558
01:18:40,012 --> 01:18:40,888
Give it up
1559
01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:43,307
Suddenly, the disco doesn't feel right
1560
01:18:43,432 --> 01:18:46,643
Clears away
The troubles and the sorrow
1561
01:18:46,935 --> 01:18:50,522
Someone's gotta save ya
From degenerate behavior tonight
1562
01:18:50,814 --> 01:18:52,566
Quick. Give me your hand, little girl.
1563
01:18:52,691 --> 01:18:53,734
I'll save you.
1564
01:18:53,942 --> 01:18:57,029
I'm an artiste,
and artistes don't need saving.
1565
01:18:57,196 --> 01:18:59,907
Sometimes they do!
1566
01:19:04,745 --> 01:19:06,788
Wow, Joan. You were right.
1567
01:19:06,872 --> 01:19:08,707
I guess I did need your help.
1568
01:19:09,124 --> 01:19:10,751
Have you ever considered becoming...
1569
01:19:11,752 --> 01:19:13,128
a teacher?
1570
01:19:15,005 --> 01:19:18,800
I'll make it through tomorrow
1571
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:22,804
Only gonna have three cocktails a week
1572
01:19:24,223 --> 01:19:27,601
I'll quit my job tomorrow
1573
01:19:28,519 --> 01:19:31,855
These children matter to me
1574
01:19:32,397 --> 01:19:35,484
So I'll apply to SUNY
1575
01:19:35,984 --> 01:19:40,364
Tonight
1576
01:19:41,073 --> 01:19:42,157
Jesus, he's good.
1577
01:19:43,242 --> 01:19:46,245
Thought my dreaming was done
1578
01:19:46,411 --> 01:19:49,081
All I needed was one
1579
01:19:49,248 --> 01:19:53,168
Revelation to show me my boy
1580
01:19:53,669 --> 01:19:54,837
That kid's good.
1581
01:19:55,003 --> 01:19:56,129
I'm gonna make him a star.
1582
01:19:56,463 --> 01:19:58,090
I was actually just thinking the same thing.
1583
01:19:58,215 --> 01:20:02,469
Now I offer this sun
Salutation
1584
01:20:02,886 --> 01:20:05,305
Hello to my Troy
1585
01:20:05,472 --> 01:20:07,724
I will build this theatrical place
1586
01:20:08,141 --> 01:20:09,059
Hey.
1587
01:20:09,810 --> 01:20:11,395
Hey, do you like this?
1588
01:20:12,187 --> 01:20:13,146
I'm over here, I'm like...
1589
01:20:15,649 --> 01:20:16,942
And finally...
1590
01:20:17,109 --> 01:20:21,029
after selling her father's
beloved pierogi recipe for a small fortune...
1591
01:20:21,196 --> 01:20:23,448
Joan purchased a beautiful plot of land...
1592
01:20:23,615 --> 01:20:26,159
located right in the middle
of the Adirondack Mountains.
1593
01:20:29,830 --> 01:20:32,749
This land is beautiful.
1594
01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:35,335
And the stage could go here.
1595
01:20:36,670 --> 01:20:39,756
And all the children looking
for somewhere to belong.
1596
01:20:40,507 --> 01:20:42,676
I can almost see them.
1597
01:20:44,553 --> 01:20:47,598
A girl with an open Snapple
1598
01:20:48,056 --> 01:20:51,059
A boy who's looking down
1599
01:20:51,476 --> 01:20:54,730
The faces and the memories
1600
01:20:54,897 --> 01:20:58,901
That we have from right now
1601
01:20:59,359 --> 01:21:02,571
Raise a glass for everyone
1602
01:21:02,738 --> 01:21:05,616
That will come through these halls
1603
01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:08,785
But in the glass isn't alcohol
1604
01:21:08,952 --> 01:21:11,371
It's something more profound
1605
01:21:11,538 --> 01:21:13,040
And the halls aren't halls at all
1606
01:21:13,207 --> 01:21:14,875
Of course, they're trees
1607
01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:16,126
And lakes
1608
01:21:16,627 --> 01:21:20,339
And birds
1609
01:21:21,089 --> 01:21:22,883
We all fly
1610
01:21:23,050 --> 01:21:27,387
To find a place we can belong
1611
01:21:27,554 --> 01:21:29,181
We all fly
1612
01:21:29,348 --> 01:21:34,061
To find a place we can call home
1613
01:21:35,521 --> 01:21:38,315
Camp isn't home
1614
01:21:39,816 --> 01:21:42,945
But is it kind of?
1615
01:21:43,111 --> 01:21:45,155
Kind of it is
1616
01:21:45,322 --> 01:21:48,075
I think it kind of is
1617
01:21:48,534 --> 01:21:50,827
Camp isn't home
1618
01:21:52,663 --> 01:21:55,624
But is it kind of?
1619
01:21:55,791 --> 01:22:00,295
I think it kind of is
1620
01:22:01,839 --> 01:22:05,092
Where every kid picked last in gym
1621
01:22:05,259 --> 01:22:07,636
Finally makes the team
1622
01:22:07,886 --> 01:22:10,681
Where square pegs find their holes
1623
01:22:10,848 --> 01:22:13,684
And outcasts find their dreams
1624
01:22:13,851 --> 01:22:16,687
It's a melting pot where belting girls
1625
01:22:16,854 --> 01:22:19,398
And boys in tiny shorts
1626
01:22:19,731 --> 01:22:22,109
Come to find forever friendships
1627
01:22:22,276 --> 01:22:25,153
Just four hours from New York
1628
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:26,572
We all fly
1629
01:22:26,738 --> 01:22:30,868
To find a place we can belong
1630
01:22:31,034 --> 01:22:32,369
We all fly
1631
01:22:32,578 --> 01:22:37,541
To find a place we can call home
1632
01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:39,585
A place we can call Joan
1633
01:22:39,751 --> 01:22:42,045
Camp isn't home
1634
01:22:43,422 --> 01:22:46,466
But is it kind of?
1635
01:22:46,633 --> 01:22:48,468
Kind of it is
1636
01:22:48,635 --> 01:22:51,471
I think it kind of is
It kind of is
1637
01:22:51,638 --> 01:22:53,265
Camp isn't home
1638
01:22:53,432 --> 01:22:55,350
Camp isn't home
1639
01:22:55,517 --> 01:22:58,145
But is it kind of?
1640
01:22:58,312 --> 01:23:02,524
I think it kind of is
1641
01:23:03,859 --> 01:23:06,820
We all fly
1642
01:23:07,362 --> 01:23:09,323
Camp taught me that my words are powerful.
1643
01:23:09,489 --> 01:23:13,535
Without camp, I would've never known
I could sing a high F above middle C.
1644
01:23:14,369 --> 01:23:16,997
At camp, I learned that
you don't have to be pretty to be talented.
1645
01:23:17,164 --> 01:23:18,207
It's just a bonus.
1646
01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:21,460
I'm sorry.
1647
01:23:21,627 --> 01:23:23,587
-I'm sorry.
-You finished the song.
1648
01:23:24,338 --> 01:23:25,589
It's so beautiful.
1649
01:23:25,756 --> 01:23:26,965
I did it for you.
1650
01:23:27,716 --> 01:23:30,260
You should do whatever
you wanna do...
1651
01:23:30,427 --> 01:23:31,595
and pursue your dreams, okay?
1652
01:23:32,554 --> 01:23:33,639
I'm going to stay here.
1653
01:23:33,931 --> 01:23:35,891
If there is a here, I belong here.
1654
01:23:36,725 --> 01:23:38,268
Well, I'll come back all the time.
1655
01:23:38,435 --> 01:23:39,520
-Promise?
-I promise.
1656
01:23:39,686 --> 01:23:40,771
You're not getting rid of me.
1657
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:44,566
At camp, I learned to live in my truth
as a heterosexual man.
1658
01:23:46,068 --> 01:23:47,277
We knew.
1659
01:23:47,444 --> 01:23:49,363
We always knew, buddy. Good job.
1660
01:23:50,405 --> 01:23:51,532
Glenn is amazing.
1661
01:23:51,698 --> 01:23:52,950
Glenn is so good, it makes me upset.
1662
01:23:53,116 --> 01:23:55,118
-It's insane.
-It makes me upset.
1663
01:23:57,329 --> 01:23:59,456
We all fly
1664
01:24:02,668 --> 01:24:04,461
Camp isn't home
1665
01:24:06,713 --> 01:24:10,342
But is it kind of?
Kind of it is
1666
01:24:11,802 --> 01:24:14,263
I think it kind of is
1667
01:24:14,555 --> 01:24:17,057
Camp isn't home
1668
01:24:18,767 --> 01:24:21,478
But is it kind of?
I think it kind of is
1669
01:24:25,524 --> 01:24:29,570
Camp isn't home
But is it kind of?
1670
01:24:32,823 --> 01:24:35,117
Kind of it is
I think it kind of is
1671
01:24:35,284 --> 01:24:36,994
Camp isn't home
1672
01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:45,127
I think it kind of is
1673
01:24:47,504 --> 01:24:49,006
I hope I see you next summer.
1674
01:24:50,048 --> 01:24:51,508
Thanks for being so hard on me.
1675
01:24:51,675 --> 01:24:53,051
I know it was for a good reason.
1676
01:24:53,218 --> 01:24:55,262
Harness this pain
and use it in the future, okay?
1677
01:24:57,973 --> 01:24:59,725
Camp isn't home
1678
01:24:59,892 --> 01:25:02,603
But is it kind of?
1679
01:25:02,769 --> 01:25:07,274
I think it kind of is
1680
01:25:09,234 --> 01:25:12,321
Joan, Still
1681
01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:25,501
Yeah.
1682
01:25:27,002 --> 01:25:28,128
That's lit!
1683
01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:51,944
-Bravo! Bravo!
-She's awake!
1684
01:25:53,237 --> 01:25:55,364
I have no idea what this was...
1685
01:25:55,531 --> 01:25:58,075
who set this up,
why I'm watching this...
1686
01:25:58,283 --> 01:25:59,535
but what a pleasure!
1687
01:25:59,701 --> 01:26:01,620
What a thrill! What talent!
1688
01:26:01,787 --> 01:26:04,122
-Must have set it up in the wrong room.
-You lifted my spirits, kids.
1689
01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:05,332
Yeah, that was my bad.
1690
01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:07,960
And Joan, what a woman she is.
1691
01:26:08,126 --> 01:26:09,920
But Joan, Still, right?
1692
01:26:10,087 --> 01:26:11,421
That is something to celebrate.
1693
01:26:11,588 --> 01:26:14,007
I can't wait to see you on Broadway.
1694
01:26:14,174 --> 01:26:16,009
You kids are wonderful.
1695
01:26:16,176 --> 01:26:18,262
You're all going to be big, big stars!
1696
01:26:30,941 --> 01:26:32,609
Don't let Troy run the camp!
1697
01:26:33,235 --> 01:26:34,862
You're up, huh?
1698
01:26:35,529 --> 01:26:37,239
I just saw a whole show about your life.
1699
01:26:37,406 --> 01:26:38,907
The kids did an amazing job.
1700
01:26:39,074 --> 01:26:42,327
Camp isn't home
What a song.
1701
01:26:42,536 --> 01:26:44,288
You slept through it. I watched it.
1702
01:26:44,413 --> 01:26:46,582
Well, do you know why I'm here?
1703
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:48,834
No.
1704
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:48,467
Bye class
1705
01:31:48,926 --> 01:31:50,677
We're done
1706
01:31:52,596 --> 01:31:56,975
The ghosts of our past selves are done
1707
01:31:57,226 --> 01:32:00,812
We are gone, we are gone
1708
01:32:00,979 --> 01:32:03,440
We are now new people
1709
01:32:03,607 --> 01:32:06,151
We are now new people
1710
01:32:06,318 --> 01:32:12,282
We are now the children of the plants
1711
01:32:13,742 --> 01:32:15,285
Thank you guys so much.
1712
01:32:15,911 --> 01:32:17,871
I'll see you next week.
1713
01:32:18,038 --> 01:32:19,998
Or tomorrow. I don't remember.
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