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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,355 we can leave our shit here, right? 2 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,788 yeah, we're coming back tomorrow. 3 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,257 directions to my place. 4 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,759 l don't need them. l printed them out. 5 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,261 - you take the harrison- - l'm cool. 6 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:38,729 hey, j.d., you can park your motorcycle 7 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:39,765 right in front of my car. 8 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:40,891 there's a little space right there. 9 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:41,991 my bike's in the shop. 10 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:43,433 l think l'm gonna take a pass on tonight. 11 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:44,492 why? 12 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:45,970 l've got things to do. 13 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,131 your ''things'' can wait. 14 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:48,868 you committed. 15 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:50,400 bitch. 16 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,775 game player - wants us to beg. 17 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,904 l'll beg. 18 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,948 j.d., you can ride with me. 19 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,624 sorry. 20 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:49,695 columns, naked statues, and not one fucking window. 21 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,489 kris? 22 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,422 l'm in the bathroom! 23 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,561 how are they? 24 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,532 l've smelled better. 25 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,494 what is that? 26 00:03:25,572 --> 00:03:26,800 a hit of e. 27 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,932 one hit of e. 28 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,567 l'm just gonna go put some clothes on. 29 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:32,611 okay. 30 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,044 didn't your mother teach you how to share? 31 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:35,546 she was a selfish bitch. 32 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:36,775 hey. 33 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,612 do you want a nice evening? 34 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,846 or a 'let's see how far we can go' evening? 35 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,855 unless it ends in sex, it's all bullshit right? 36 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:46,084 then l suggest you cut that up into four pieces. 37 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,888 cut what into four pieces? 38 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,395 that hit of x he was about to do himself. 39 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:53,330 - fork it over, baby. - fork it over, baby. 40 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:01,333 open your mouth. 41 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,466 put out your tongue. 42 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,244 say ah! 43 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,042 ah. 44 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,250 who gets rafe's quarter? 45 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:13,512 pick me, pick me. 46 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:14,883 lt's my fucking e. 47 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:15,921 wait. 48 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,354 why shouldn't we give it to rafe? 49 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:18,754 he's detoxing or something. 50 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,486 why, is he sick? 51 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,720 you're retarded, man. 52 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:22,783 what? 53 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,921 some guys just like to be healthy. 54 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,761 sounds fucking boring to me. 55 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,198 could you leave so l can dress? 56 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,394 sure you don't need any help? 57 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,369 get out! 58 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:39,478 something for my little friend the fag. 59 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:52,451 totally forgot about food, 60 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:54,288 so if you're hungry we're gonna have to order in. 61 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,793 this is fine for me now, thanks. 62 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:57,523 l borrowed a t if you don't mind. 63 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:58,962 l don't mind. 64 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,330 might not have food, but l have plenty of liquor! 65 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:02,390 who wants a drink? 66 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,028 l'm in a sour mood so l'd like a sour drink. 67 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,696 tall glass filled with vodka. 68 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,104 good vodka. 69 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,869 soda if you have it. 70 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:12,342 l forgot how palatial this place is. 71 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:13,606 how come you still have the sets up 72 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,011 from that porno we did? what was it called? 73 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,139 ''womb raiders.'' 74 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:17,204 ''ln diana jones.'' 75 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:18,443 ''spurtacus.'' 76 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:21,043 lt was ''who's afraid of virginia's cooch.'' 77 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,485 l don't know - l was home sick. 78 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:23,920 kind of reminds me of vegas. 79 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,514 what happened to you, rafe? 80 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:26,956 l haven't heard from you in months. 81 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:28,584 started school. decided to get a degree. 82 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:29,889 what's your major? 83 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:31,987 women's studies. 84 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,824 what's a gay man doing studying women's issues? 85 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:36,027 what's wrong with that? 86 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,070 - l don't get it. - lt's not weird. 87 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:40,128 what does a gay man want to know about women? 88 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,639 how to thoroughly defeat us? 89 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,141 you're doing a fine job without me. 90 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:44,836 - see? - she's baiting you, rafe. 91 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:45,843 that's not what l meant. 92 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,106 and you know if you're in man-hater mode, 93 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,704 l've had a long day and don't want to get into this shit. 94 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:50,772 l'm just saying... but man-hater? 95 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,044 shouldn't you be supportive of a man 96 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:53,278 wanting to know more about women? 97 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,684 why should l be supportive? 98 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,278 because l could somehow make a contribution? 99 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,846 who asked you to? 100 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,016 l'm not being mean. 101 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,423 just playing devil's advocate. 102 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,461 no other woman l know thinks it's weird. 103 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:03,927 maybe they're humoring you. 104 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:05,429 l think you're useless unless you can 105 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:06,829 sleep with both sexes. 106 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:07,957 what? 107 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,865 just trying to change the subject. 108 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,528 so what you're really saying is that we're only 109 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,765 enlightened if we like everybody's sex organs? 110 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,831 especially the parts we can suck. 111 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,876 l will say that if you've got a bigger dick 112 00:06:17,944 --> 00:06:20,242 than a guy, it's guaranteed that he'll go down on you first. 113 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,974 - nasty. - why? 114 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,278 lt's just misplaced maternal projections. 115 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,341 do you suck a pussy or do you lick it? 116 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:27,784 the quandary! 117 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,481 the wisdom keeps coming. 118 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,546 a man not afraid of eating out a woman 119 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,421 is a man not afraid of women! 120 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,189 many straight guys won't go down on it and you know it. 121 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:38,856 fyl, ''it's'' called a vagina. 122 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:43,027 so j.d., do you like suckling breasts? 123 00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:44,729 l'm a breast guy. 124 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,294 yeah, but do you eat out a pussy? 125 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:48,033 god, it just rolls off the tongue. 126 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,938 finger-licking good. 127 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:51,704 - you're vile. - l responded. 128 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,769 so you like a woman in her totality? 129 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:54,710 totally. 130 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,043 you don't reduce her to body parts? 131 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,309 l love breasts and l have 132 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,078 no problem whatsoever with pussy. 133 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,017 but l've never seen you with a fat girl. 134 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,315 so what? 135 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:03,855 she's still a woman. 136 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:04,981 you wouldn't date a fat girl? 137 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,184 l'd let her suck my dick as long as she wasn't grotesque. 138 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,659 trust me - you're not enlightened. 139 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,628 that's a very nice way of putting it. 140 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:13,187 l don't see why you're all obsessed with fat. 141 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,234 lesbians don't care so much. 142 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:16,996 because they're all fat. 143 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:18,400 like me? 144 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,133 besides, l've loved many fat girls. 145 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,936 doesn't make you enlightened according to 146 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:25,409 this lame-ass, suck-me theory. 147 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:28,936 a guy puts his dick in your face, you'd bite it off. 148 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:30,380 yeah, but you haven't sucked one either 149 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,042 so don't go getting high and mighty with me. 150 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,416 nope...not going against nature. 151 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,511 here we go. 152 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:37,419 going against nature totally excludes oral sex 153 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,980 from the equation then? 154 00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:41,856 l'm sure many women will be relieved to know 155 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,725 they don't have to hear, 156 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:47,197 ''suck it harder, not so hard, now lick my balls.'' 157 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:50,531 blow jobs, lesbian sex, and doggie-style are all fine. 158 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:53,367 but fat chicks and butt-fucking dudes 159 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,270 just doesn't fly right by me. 160 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:58,208 let's talk about the glandular surprise in your ass. 161 00:07:58,277 --> 00:07:59,938 dude, you're disturbing me. 162 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,741 women can hit it too. 163 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,839 just you try going near a straight guy's asshole. 164 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,076 just you try. 165 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,176 yeah -- stay away from my asshole! 166 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,346 no decent girl wants to go near that dirty thing. 167 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:10,548 fuck you, already. 168 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:12,614 wait, isn't the point of sex to christians like j.d. 169 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,023 about procreation anyway? 170 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,492 that's why we call you guys breeders - 171 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:17,085 you think it's your job. 172 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:20,030 l'm not christian. l'm catholic. 173 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,090 l think it's actually very simple. 174 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,193 we're sexual creatures. 175 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:26,135 ultimately, we could take it anyway we can get it. 176 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:27,570 penguins mate for life. 177 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,902 you're not a penguin. 178 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,136 we're closest to apes, actually, and they don't mate for life. 179 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:33,610 well, fucking everything that moves won't solve anything. 180 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,112 l think the queer roman priests tried 181 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,648 and it didn't work out so well for them. 182 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,343 so you really do think women are perfect? 183 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:42,114 lsn't every crime against humanity committed by a man? 184 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,156 a sexually frustrated man who turns to his knife 185 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:46,350 or his gun or his bomb to destroy what he can't 186 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,791 reconcile what's in himself? 187 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:51,728 something tells me this is going to be a long evening. 188 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,960 be honest with yourself. estrogen doesn't make us happy. 189 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,558 be honest with your self. 190 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,127 women have been the ultimate rape victims 191 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,264 and christianity the ultimate penis. 192 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,205 you can't tell me that's not true. 193 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,573 and you're not a man-hater because...? 194 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,271 continuation of this argument implies that she 195 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,937 is afraid of giving up control. 196 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,743 and you're not a control freak? 197 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:12,147 the beauty of life is often found when we give up control. 198 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,742 confucius say... 199 00:09:13,819 --> 00:09:15,480 can we change the subject? 200 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,045 why? afraid you're gonna go to hell? 201 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,216 maybe. guilt by association. 202 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,520 fuck hell. 203 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,185 and by the way, fuck your male god. 204 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,626 step back, girls. 205 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:25,630 lightning's about to rip through the ceiling. 206 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:26,995 l'm not scared. 207 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,534 your god's aim ain't that great, if you think about it. 208 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:35,004 [phone ringing] 209 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,804 hey, can you hang on? 210 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,277 god damn! 211 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,842 has she always been such an angry bitch? 212 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,046 rafe, are you okay? 213 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,214 l...need something more to eat or something. 214 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,053 help yourself. 215 00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:58,361 are you gonna hog that thing or what? 216 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,659 thank you. l did miss you guys. 217 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,794 lt's so hard to find anyone to talk to anymore. 218 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:06,735 mental masturbation between three hormonal 219 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,502 bitches is not my idea of a good time. 220 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,270 you need to quit talking in stereotypes, 221 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,369 even if it is in jest. 222 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,004 - kris? - what? 223 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,242 free fucking country! 224 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:20,344 don't be such a brute. 225 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:23,752 l think you might enjoy what's about to happen. 226 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,495 so you're blowing me off for her? 227 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,600 fine. call me later. 228 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,904 l'm sure you'll be around! 229 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,481 - you okay? - never better. 230 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:58,716 l should probably get going. 231 00:10:58,791 --> 00:10:59,985 l'm not really feeling that great. 232 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,287 you're not leaving me alone with that one. 233 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,725 now see - you talk like you don't like me, 234 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:04,023 but you do. 235 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:07,293 of course l like you. you amuse me. 236 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:10,460 that was supposed to be a cut, but it doesn't matter. 237 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:15,337 'cause l've got a nice buzz on and l'm all about the love. 238 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,966 now if you'll excuse me, 239 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,773 l have to go to the little girl's room. 240 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,279 aim carefully. rosa just cleaned my floors. 241 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,339 better yet - just sit. 242 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,977 why do you have two eights on your wall? 243 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,543 they're hearts. 244 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,522 - where? - on my wall. 245 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,991 what are they, really? 246 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,393 a doorway to higher consciousness. 247 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,665 you okay? 248 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,134 they're giving me a headache. 249 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,295 let's just leave then. 250 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,633 when things could get interesting? 251 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,695 even though you have a headache? 252 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,604 you a fucking girl scout now? 253 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:53,839 sorry, the sarcasm. lt's that fucking bitch. 254 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,749 so...what's been going on with you, 255 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,377 besides, um, school. 256 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,750 you seeing anyone? 257 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,812 you know how long it's been since l've been in love? 258 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,083 you're not missing anything. 259 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,385 but l am though. 260 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,723 l only fall in love with guys who remind me of jimmy schwab. 261 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:09,886 who's that? 262 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:13,591 just some guy before l got bitter - when l was 14. 263 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,827 lsn't it funny - the love of our lives 264 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,892 is always the one who never loves us back. 265 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,028 that's just it, though. 266 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,766 he could have loved me if l had let him. 267 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,740 there's always that. 268 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,481 what other drugs are you on, j.d.? 269 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:31,743 you look beat up. 270 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,682 why l'm sure l don't know what you mean. 271 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,015 l'm sure. 272 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,645 so j.d. - getting back to it... 273 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:40,214 what exactly is your beef with gay sex? 274 00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:42,385 l've already spoken my peace on the situation. 275 00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,326 lt's a matter of ac/dc. 276 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,658 you talk like that makes sense. 277 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,028 but with a lot of lube, my dick would fit 278 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,124 in your ass easier than her vagina. 279 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:52,568 what if...we're all fucking bisexuals? 280 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,732 l'm not fucking any bisexuals. 281 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,834 or any hermaphrodites, for that matter! 282 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,539 bisexuals get on my last fucking nerve. 283 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,275 why can't you make a decision? 284 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:06,318 what if all we really want is intimacy and sexual pleasure? 285 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,647 our needs are as simple as that? 286 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,551 doesn't matter who we love, just how?. 287 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,748 exactly. 288 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,222 are you bisexual now, kris? 289 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,656 not officially, but l haven't closed my mind 290 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,023 to it yet either. 291 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:17,460 heidi, sure you're not bisexual? 292 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,998 sorry, no. 293 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,329 rafe? l already know the answer 294 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,301 to this, but have you ever slept with a woman? 295 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,099 l kissed a girl in high school. 296 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:27,764 she gave me a cold sore. 297 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,205 l think about her every year. 298 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,072 but the pain she gave me didn't make me gay. 299 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,202 l was gay from the first moment l masturbated - 300 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,940 if you're curious. 301 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,641 so not. 302 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,849 so you totally lost your argument about bisexuals, kris. 303 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,081 you'd be surprised what l can pull out of my hat. 304 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:47,114 stop me if l offend your sensibilities. 305 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,907 okay, kris, you're the anomaly in this group. 306 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:05,773 or am l the most advanced sexual creature? 307 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,972 okay, that was pretty hot. 308 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,607 but what is this - a new party game? 309 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,480 we make it up as we go along. 310 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,076 rafe, wanna kiss me? 311 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,587 uh, no. 312 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,419 - but you'd kiss j.d.? - yeah, but he's a batterer. 313 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,459 fuck that! l wouldn't hit you. 314 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,018 but l wouldn't kiss you either. 315 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:26,496 don't cross my boundaries and everything's cool. 316 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,226 what about you, heidi? 317 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,791 would you kiss one of these fine young bucks? 318 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,862 well it's no big deal to me - kissing. 319 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,201 but what's your game? 320 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,174 haven't you woken up and just thought - 321 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,473 damn, l want to lose my hang-ups? 322 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,740 - not in a long while. - l don't have any hang-ups. 323 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,578 - you're kidding, right? - l know what l'm not. 324 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,345 okay, me - definitely not gay, 325 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,147 so l respect him and all. 326 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,780 but l do have a question for the homos. 327 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,687 does gaydar work? 328 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,249 l mean, can you tell when someone is gay? 329 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,919 - why, you worried? -anyway. 330 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,327 l think, if l understand you correctly, 331 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,194 you're trying to say that we can all switch sides 332 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,598 if we dig deep enough and get over our tendencies. 333 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:03,965 but that's bs. 334 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,095 how can you be so sure you don't like breasts though? 335 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,670 maybe you're just afraid of the idea of them. 336 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,336 what are you doing? 337 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,003 lt's okay, honey. they're harmless. 338 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,569 really? they sent a nation 339 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,912 into a bitch fit when broadcast on public tv. 340 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,507 come on, baby, just touch one. 341 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,520 - touch both. - l'd rather just die. 342 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,418 what? 343 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:24,786 l'd rather die than be straight. 344 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,916 lf it's any consolation, you probably will. 345 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,482 j.d., fuck yourself. 346 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,289 you'd rather die than be loved? 347 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,227 you wouldn't understand. lt's a sister issue. 348 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,925 no, l don't have brothers. 349 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:35,125 you're touching these, rafe. 350 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,132 l'm not touching your-- 351 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,259 oh, yes you are! 352 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,735 you're paying god knows how many thousands 353 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,068 of dollars to study women's issues, and l'm gonna 354 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,540 give you a big, fat lesson for free! 355 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,939 god, you really do reduce a woman to body parts. 356 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,503 rafe, seriously. 357 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,572 how could mammary glands freak you out? 358 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:52,810 as a baby you adored them! 359 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,318 l was bottle-fed. 360 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,718 now we know the source of the problem! 361 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,154 let's just leave it at the fact l am not 362 00:15:58,223 --> 00:15:59,520 attracted to you sexually. 363 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,559 uh, by the way, l am. 364 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,625 fine, show it for the fag but not the straight guy. 365 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,825 you're too easy. 366 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,492 have you ever considered that maybe you shouldn't 367 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,297 be fucking around with his sexuality like that. 368 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,667 why? 369 00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:13,932 l don't know. 370 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:17,237 l mean make him straight if you can. 371 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,675 rafe, l just had a thought. 372 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,508 have you ever considered that maybe you're not 373 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,047 as gay as you think you are? 374 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,639 trust me, l'm gay. 375 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,514 but how do you really know?. 376 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,145 what if what you think about yourself isn't true? 377 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,779 but there's so much bullshit built up 378 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,551 that you don't really know who you are? 379 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,057 but what would that mean about you? 380 00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,617 after kate, totally considering hetero. 381 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,356 but not with you. 382 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,159 oh, so you played cootchie-coo 383 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:42,257 with your titties for rafe's benefit? 384 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,097 maybe l just like to feel myself up. 385 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,570 the bottom line is l don't like your...you know. 386 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,573 thought it just rolled off the tongue. 387 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,404 pussy. cunt. 388 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,104 scary monster! 389 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,147 but you both have nice supple titties. 390 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,842 now it's bad 70s porn. 391 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,611 l just don't want to sink my face into them. 392 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,016 and the vagina-- 393 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,919 you have a lot of research to do, my friend. 394 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,388 j.d. 395 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,288 would you show us your penis? 396 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,751 huh? 397 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,287 l'm just asking. 398 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,796 you act like a guy with a really big dick. 399 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,991 kind of curious if l'm right. 400 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,431 he's got a big one. 401 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,093 what? l'm a good judge of character. 402 00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,932 don't you be looking at this! 403 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,199 would you show us? 404 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:22,535 lf you paid me. 405 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:26,738 l've got a quarter, but l might need parking money later. 406 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,178 lt's a fucking gorgeous dick, a'right? 407 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,408 a'right. 408 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:33,178 so sweet - a boy and his penis! 409 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:34,879 what's his name? 410 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:37,421 l think they're all called boy scout. 411 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,957 so what's so special about your penis, honey? 412 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,322 yeah. and how big? 413 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,293 lt's just a wonder to look at. 414 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,422 j.d.'s gonna show us his little soldier. 415 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,625 there's nothing little about it. 416 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,292 l for one have to see it now. 417 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,564 the anticipation is killing me. 418 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,936 sorry, not a party trick. 419 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,874 you saw my breasts, so l deserve to see your dick. 420 00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,501 lt's probably just a sick piece of meat 421 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,045 that goes squirt, squirt. 422 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,876 they're using reverse psychology. 423 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,882 l for one hope it works. 424 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,578 all right - l'll show you my dick. 425 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,383 but something's got to get me hard. 426 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,354 why? 427 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,913 they can't just plop them out. 428 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:14,288 lt needs to make a grand entrance. 429 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,259 maybe they should rename them all paris hilton. 430 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,193 no, it's true. l've got a grower not a show-er. 431 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,594 what does that mean? 432 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,895 flaccid his penis is small and uneventful. 433 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,298 but when it grows... 434 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,563 guys tell me they love my penis all the time. 435 00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:27,935 that statement was wrong on a couple of levels. 436 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,439 so whip yours out, too. 437 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,805 we'll see who's more delusional. 438 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,605 l got your delusions right here. 439 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,975 show it. 440 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,810 touch each other and we'll see. 441 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,817 all right... 442 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,656 now move closer and say ''l want you to fuck me.'' 443 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,299 oh, honey. 444 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,531 l want you to fuck me like a stallion. 445 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,411 fuckin' good enough. 446 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,408 you've got a helmet! 447 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,111 lt's called foreskin! 448 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:15,710 lt's bigger than l anticipated. 449 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,652 l have nothing to compare it with, 450 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,783 but l could totally do without the creepy hood. 451 00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,487 lt's a really nice dick, j.d. 452 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:30,398 ls it a really small one? poor thing. 453 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:31,527 fuck you, emotional piranha. 454 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,865 show it! 455 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:34,735 - j.d.'s gotta jerk himself. - what? 456 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,034 beat off - otherwise l can't do it. 457 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,268 l'm very visual. 458 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,502 dude, l'm not beating off for you. 459 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,169 that's very faggot-esque. 460 00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,146 here, j.d., l'll give some stimulus. 461 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,269 l'm kind of impressed. 462 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,671 lf you were a gay man you'd be all over this. 463 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,767 perfect shape. perfect size. 464 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,641 mine's bigger than that! 465 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,682 l'm strangely intrigued by your penis, rafe. 466 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,047 looks like something the military would hand out. 467 00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:23,781 swift, to the point, takes care of business. 468 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,880 you're all missing the grand point, 469 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,449 which is that this is a beautiful dick - 470 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,291 which, by the way, needs to take a piss. 471 00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,228 lt's no big thing. lt doesn't matter. 472 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,663 friends? 473 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,994 you just slapped him like a little girl. 474 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,631 l got confused. l didn't want to punch him! 475 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,005 real ladylike, asshole! 476 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,408 l think it's time for your big fucking exit. 477 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:47,877 at the very least a time out. 478 00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,436 l'm not into what you just did! 479 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,709 lt was a hand - on your ''beautiful'' package! 480 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,307 you were really proud of it, j.d. 481 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,512 maybe pride got the better of you? 482 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,885 what if l came up to you and grabbed your vagina? 483 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,719 just call it what you really think it is; 484 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,383 a bicked and ugly pussy! 485 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,518 what the fuck is bicked? 486 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,061 don't you shave? 487 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:06,791 dude, l'm sorry, really. a'right? 488 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,492 l just reacted and you're all being 489 00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:13,027 purposefully antagonistical. why would you think that's cool? 490 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,300 l knew what you would do. l'm a couple steps ahead of you. 491 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,207 oh, god, you know what? you're fucking just like them! 492 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,539 emotionally abusive and all. 493 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,578 did l hurt your feelings? 494 00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,977 or maybe you're trying to recapture things 495 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,071 with jimmy schwab. 496 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,274 that was a confidence thing. 497 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,646 or maybe you did what you just did 498 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:27,048 because you're being manipulative. 499 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,609 maybe l've been learning from my studies. 500 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,382 l'm not letting you manipulate me... 501 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,653 and l didn't mean to hit you. lt startled me, was all. 502 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,216 lt's inescapable. 503 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,695 hateful little men with too big 'a dicks! 504 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:39,822 whack 'em all! 505 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:41,229 you know what. you know what? 506 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,269 fine. touch it! 507 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,934 lt won't bother me if l'm expecting it. 508 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,338 and then l can prove to all of you 509 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,104 that l'm not the kind of person you're trying 510 00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:53,303 to make me think l am. 511 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:54,743 you just proved us right though. 512 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:55,905 oh god, shut up. 513 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,573 sorry -- didn't want to ruin your ''master plan.'' 514 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,284 l can't believe l'm doing this, but come here. 515 00:21:59,284 --> 00:21:59,875 l can't believe l'm doing this, but come here. 516 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,018 fucking neanderthal. 517 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,616 look, man, l like you a lot. 518 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,024 you're a cool guy and l didn't mean to hit you. 519 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:12,222 and while l don't want to turn you on, 520 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:15,266 l want to prove to you that l'm not a man-hater. 521 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,766 - so just do it. - what? 522 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,772 we're gonna touch each other's dicks. 523 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,831 l'm not interested in your flaccid penis. 524 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:27,470 mine won't be flaccid... and neither will yours. 525 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,480 who's going to get you hard, j.d.? 526 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:30,913 - heidi. - fuck you. 527 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,540 no, no, no! 528 00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:34,949 now that we're breaking everybody's boundaries, 529 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:39,514 l think it's time you felt a man's dick. 530 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:42,754 you're gonaa get me hard, 531 00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:45,388 and then rafe is gonna touch it. 532 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,159 just touch it. 533 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:49,598 like l'm holding a big, fat piece of salami? 534 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:52,000 yeah, only without the smelling. 535 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:54,800 l'm confused - who's trying to prove what to who? 536 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,465 that l'm not afraid of dicks. 537 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,305 l'm just am afraid of what he wants to do with mine. 538 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,209 but if we all understand the ground rules 539 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,873 and nothing is gonna be done but a nice handhold, 540 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:06,383 then we can put all this behind us 541 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:08,442 and get back to the fucking kumbaya. 542 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,010 at this rate someone's gonna end up dead. 543 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:12,113 - or pregnant. - scared? 544 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:15,284 l'm not scared of the big, bad dick! 545 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,487 you want me to grab it? 546 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,894 run my fingers up and down its bulky 547 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:22,559 and somewhat unshapely length? 548 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:25,728 by the way, l'm not touching the helmet. 549 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,362 grow up, already. 550 00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:36,042 pretend that l'm your lover. 551 00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:40,744 and that this is my bicked pussy. 552 00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:51,322 - okay, now just- - shut up. 553 00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,931 unzip my pants. 554 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,502 get on your knees. 555 00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:11,181 and quit sighing. 556 00:24:13,752 --> 00:24:19,622 now pull down my shorts... slow. 557 00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,257 okay, there. 558 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:26,456 no, if l'm going to touch his dick, 559 00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:28,431 you need to stay there. 560 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:31,198 now cup my balls. 561 00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:33,829 but don't yank 'em - l mean it. 562 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:38,806 okay, now reach over and unzip his pants. 563 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,578 now pull out your dick. 564 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:56,557 okay, now cup his balls. 565 00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:01,499 now here's what l want you to do. 566 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:04,330 l want you to reach over and grab it. 567 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,495 no movement. 568 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:14,375 okay, here goes... 569 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,676 - lt doesn't bite. - could do some spitting. 570 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:18,181 fuck you! 571 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:32,260 congrats, j.d. - you're no longer straight. 572 00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:33,763 bullshit. 573 00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:36,300 lf you had any more precum l'd have to call for rosa. 574 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,268 l always get precum with my erection. 575 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:40,634 and that whole jerk-jerk bit. 576 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,070 he could have jerked you off in seconds. 577 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,300 because she was there. 578 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,740 oh, your point? 579 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:47,004 securely straight. 580 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,410 lying bisexual. you want him. 581 00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:50,743 sorry. 582 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:52,407 just admit it. you were ready to burst. 583 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,816 yeah, because l'm horny. you...her. 584 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,786 she has a name. 585 00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:59,255 - how do you feel? - lt was fine. 586 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:02,782 lt was acting and l'm a damn fine actress. 587 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:04,692 could you suck their dicks? 588 00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,697 yeah, and maybe even let me fuck you? 589 00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:09,962 lf you suck his dick and maybe even let him fuck you. 590 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:11,297 never gonna happen. 591 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:13,200 then l guess you got your answer. 592 00:26:13,271 --> 00:26:15,671 see? lt is about control. 593 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,708 see. lt is about fear. 594 00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:19,368 l'll fuck either one of you if he beats off 595 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,105 so l get the visual. 596 00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,340 since you put it that way! 597 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,315 you're serious? 598 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:28,910 l don't know. just show me your breasts again. 599 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,029 you might as well show me yours - 600 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,729 if you want me to get an education and all. 601 00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,362 sorry, l'm not into three ways. 602 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,770 ls this because you've got funky nipples? 603 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,467 fuck you. 604 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,134 what do you think? 605 00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:54,876 l want to suck one. 606 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,846 - why? - curious. 607 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,780 that makes you a good student. 608 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:11,760 afraid our little experiment failed. 609 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,161 l feel nothing. 610 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:14,858 they're just flesh. 611 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:17,493 but you can't stop with your little thinking cap off. 612 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,833 dude, your approach was all wrong. 613 00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:46,659 kiss him. 614 00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:48,426 do it. 615 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:55,138 kris, l need to talk to you. 616 00:28:05,817 --> 00:28:07,045 how did it feel? 617 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,814 my tongue.... ln your mouth. 618 00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,219 lt was an anomaly. 619 00:28:11,289 --> 00:28:12,688 too peculiar to have existed? 620 00:28:12,757 --> 00:28:14,122 - exactly. - but you did it. 621 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,285 - heat of the moment. - whatever. 622 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,556 you're worse than a fucking woman. 623 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,188 no, just worse than fucking a woman. 624 00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:21,926 whatever! 625 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,704 you sure you're okay? 626 00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:35,575 do you feel strange? 627 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,581 what do you mean? 628 00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:39,913 l'm all out of sorts. 629 00:28:39,984 --> 00:28:42,475 all tingly and shit. 630 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,647 j.d.'s always had good drugs. 631 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,783 yeah, l guess. 632 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:50,760 okay. see you then. 633 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,092 what happened to j.d.? 634 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:58,692 he left. 635 00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,294 something wrong with heidi? 636 00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:03,807 thought she was bleeding. turned out to be precum. 637 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:06,309 are you guys talking about me? 638 00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:08,971 yeah, we're laughing about what a latent hetero you are. 639 00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:10,036 ha-ha-ha. 640 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:11,139 where's j.d.? 641 00:29:11,216 --> 00:29:13,582 - he's gone. - good riddance! 642 00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:15,778 oh, god, l think l'm falling in love with him. 643 00:29:15,854 --> 00:29:17,082 fucker. 644 00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:21,057 by the way, that was real smooth, that crotch-grab. 645 00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:22,650 l've had finer moments. 646 00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:25,218 anyway, you'll get over it. 647 00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:27,093 l mean there's not much there to love. 648 00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:28,393 women think he's a joke. 649 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,694 they have coffee and laugh at him. 650 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,133 now you're just being cruel. 651 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:32,066 are you guys hungry? 652 00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:33,627 l need something to eat before l pass out. 653 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:34,865 l'll order chinese. 654 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,600 order j.d. something sweet and sour - 655 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:40,667 with a fortune cookie validating his pathetic existence! 656 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:42,736 - hmm. - what hmm? 657 00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,179 he really gets to you. 658 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,046 don't put j.d. off on me. 659 00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,017 you're the one in love with something you can't have. 660 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:50,452 and l'm the only one here with that problem? 661 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:34,122 hello, bitches! l'm home! 662 00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:35,826 asswipe. 663 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:39,436 here... be a man - have a beer. 664 00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:42,137 all right. 665 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:44,505 so l've been thinking. 666 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,976 and drinking. 667 00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:48,307 you know how we've been talking about 668 00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:50,074 psycho men and women? 669 00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:52,207 l think we're all fucked up. 670 00:30:52,283 --> 00:30:53,944 we should just blow up the world! 671 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,952 what's the number of the fbl? 672 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,783 you know what? 673 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,324 all three of you have been fucking with me all night 674 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,825 and l want to know why. 675 00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:05,886 l mean, it's a lot like being in a relationship. 676 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:08,023 do a certain thing. be a certain way. 677 00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:09,396 for god's sake, don't think! 678 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:12,129 don't share your fucking ideas. 679 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:16,130 of course l don't think we should blow up the world. 680 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:20,610 but l mean why the fuck are you girls so frustrating? 681 00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:21,906 quit referring to me in the feminine. 682 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,675 truth is l'm more masculine than you are. 683 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:25,238 how's the weather in deluded land? 684 00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:27,250 wait, back up. 685 00:31:27,318 --> 00:31:29,718 why destroy what we can fix? 686 00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:32,187 but that's just it. we can't fix it. 687 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:34,691 - fix what? - society. 688 00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:35,987 bullshit! 689 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,721 what are you really saying? 690 00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:39,160 can't fix yourself? 691 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:40,822 such bullshit! 692 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,560 control your sex drive-- 693 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:44,158 - j.d., you're-- - just let him talk. 694 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:45,532 thank you, kris. 695 00:31:45,603 --> 00:31:47,161 well, l for one don't want to hear it. 696 00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:49,706 he's gonna go blah, blah, blah about all these 697 00:31:49,774 --> 00:31:51,207 blah, blah things. 698 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:53,710 just destroy the world when blah, blah, blah. 699 00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:55,177 don't mock me, heidi. 700 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:56,713 could you leave intelligent conversations 701 00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:59,341 to the adults and go blow up the world? 702 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,907 you're not just talking about him. 703 00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:01,917 you're talking about all of them. 704 00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:03,078 men. yeah. 705 00:32:03,154 --> 00:32:04,485 lt goes back to that, doesn't it? 706 00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:06,352 men destroy everything. think about it. 707 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,119 why are you letting him get to you? 708 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,490 because l don't like the way he thinks! 709 00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:13,291 l'm happy women shut you down. 710 00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:15,298 because if they hadn't we'd have seen your ugly 711 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:18,335 mug on the evening news a long-ass time ago. 712 00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:19,529 why don't you just talk directly 713 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:20,969 about what's really bothering you? 714 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:24,805 - kris, can l be frank? - ls that your drag name? 715 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:29,142 you're just like j.d. - destructive. 716 00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:31,272 why are you being so aggressive? 717 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:33,544 he just came in and said he wants to blow us all up. 718 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:34,846 doesn't that frighten you? 719 00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:35,977 he's just playing the same game. 720 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,385 we're all playing it. 721 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,219 heidi, you're getting a little too fucked up. 722 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:42,122 no more. you're cut off. 723 00:32:42,193 --> 00:32:44,787 j.d., playing games. ha! 724 00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:47,592 he can't even read the instructions. 725 00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:49,360 l don't think anyone could disagree with me 726 00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:51,800 because all l'm saying is things in our lives 727 00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:54,895 are pretty fucking ugly and for the exact same reason! 728 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,838 and they don't have to be, ls all. 729 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,433 you want a world where you alone are right. 730 00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:00,841 you know what? 731 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:02,880 l don't want to live in your world, by the way. 732 00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:04,380 you don't want to live in a peaceful world? 733 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:06,110 rafe, back me up on this. 734 00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:07,583 do you want to live in a peaceful world? 735 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:08,880 sure. whatever. 736 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:11,387 your version of peace is pretty fucking lame! 737 00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:12,923 can't we all just get along? 738 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,390 fine! 739 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,324 get us there. 740 00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:18,328 but you fucking lesbians- 741 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,057 we're not a species. 742 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,190 truth is you're men without dicks. 743 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:24,291 you're really sad. that's all l can say. 744 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:26,269 you want to know what's sad? 745 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:29,101 ghosts with confused sexual identities. 746 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,868 you want to know what's really sad? 747 00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:34,776 aimless wanderers who fuck anything that moves. 748 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,177 you're worse than a faggot. 749 00:33:36,247 --> 00:33:38,306 you think what you do is a public service. 750 00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:39,350 shut up. 751 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,977 don't tell me to shut up. l'll kick your fucking ass! 752 00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:43,350 believe that! 753 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:45,889 their behavior is exactly why l'm detoxing. 754 00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:52,952 l'm sick of you bashing me. 755 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,056 poor j.d.! doesn't mind hitting people 756 00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:57,624 but challenge his intellect and his 'feewings' get hurt. 757 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,727 spend your time hating men so you don't have 758 00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,068 to think about yourself. good fucking strategy. 759 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,437 you don't know anything about me. 760 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:04,941 l know everything about you. 761 00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:06,567 my sister's a dike, remember? 762 00:34:06,644 --> 00:34:07,975 at least one of you came out right. 763 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,071 and she tells me how clannish dikes are. 764 00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,981 you have to have a fucking password to get into parties. 765 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,019 lf you're not in a clique, you're screwed. 766 00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,348 l'm surprised they let you in with an 767 00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:18,582 anorexic little body like that. 768 00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:20,453 be honest with yourself. 769 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:22,720 lf kate hadn't dumped you, there's no way 770 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:25,524 in hell you'd be hanging here with us tonight. 771 00:34:25,596 --> 00:34:28,156 that's why no one's seen you in months. 772 00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:31,065 you've been holed up with her. 773 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:33,160 now that it's over you're reconnecting 774 00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,000 with your friends. 775 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:39,737 but the truth is... you're just using us. 776 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:41,369 she didn't dump me. 777 00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:43,414 whatever you want to tell yourself. 778 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,616 we're very similar, you and me. 779 00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:51,780 you're mad at her and you're taking it out on me 780 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:54,120 because you think that l won't fight back. 781 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,683 don't you ever put me in the same category as you. 782 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,195 l'm just trying to talk. 783 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,060 why don't you see a doctor about removing 784 00:35:01,132 --> 00:35:03,157 that infected bug from your ass. 785 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:04,394 you're the ass here. 786 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:06,562 mule-like pathetic piece of shit. 787 00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:08,434 how many daddy complexes have you fucked? 788 00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,303 - what? - daddy complexes. 789 00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:12,205 men that remind you of your father. 790 00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,039 how many have you fucked? 791 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,307 - l'll answer if you do. - whatever. 792 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,938 'cause there's no way to be your age 793 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:19,312 and not sleep with a guy. 794 00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:21,112 or at least think about it. right, j.d.? 795 00:35:21,185 --> 00:35:23,653 full...of...shit. 796 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:26,622 and you're...a...liar. 797 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,818 l can spot a liar a thousand feet away. 798 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,520 you can spot a liar in anyone. 799 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:32,495 what the fuck are you guys talking about? 800 00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:34,497 your straight friend can get it up for women, 801 00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,500 but he can't keep it together and give her what she needs. 802 00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:39,263 so while he orgasms and technically wallows 803 00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:42,329 in the afterglow, he's an emotionally incapacitated 804 00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:44,772 fag, and that makes him really fucking angry! 805 00:35:44,842 --> 00:35:47,003 and you're a cunt that's been overused! 806 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:48,477 no one here hates either you. 807 00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,673 l wish you would both return the favor. 808 00:35:57,021 --> 00:35:59,285 l know all your types. 809 00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:02,815 eager to get what you want and fuck the consequences. 810 00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:05,920 no one has to hurt because that's the way sex is. 811 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:11,492 lt's deep and dark and ugly and it's urgent and we need it! 812 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:13,764 but what about the people who fucking feel 813 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:15,806 when they are being fucked? 814 00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:20,300 did you get alds? 815 00:36:21,879 --> 00:36:23,540 what? 816 00:36:24,615 --> 00:36:27,743 l mean it makes sense. lsn't that what all this about? 817 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:29,513 why would you say something like that? 818 00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:33,023 gays like you kill yourselves because of self-hatred. 819 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:36,924 you drink, do drugs, and then fuck and die - 820 00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:38,791 like insects, or salmon. 821 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,195 lesbians are the most disease-free- 822 00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:44,792 l've had dear friends die of alds, and that was 823 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:48,327 akin to verbal rape, you ignorant fucking pig! 824 00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:49,805 truth hurts. 825 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,273 fuck you! 826 00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:53,105 die of alds, already. 827 00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:55,077 you sick asshole - what kind of hell do you live in? 828 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:57,114 sorry, buddy, god's on my side. 829 00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:59,775 when l fuck you l'm gonna whisper a secret in your ear. 830 00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:01,875 keep dreaming, faggot, because it's never gonna happen! 831 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,887 you're making a great big ass of yourself, j.d. 832 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,422 and frankly it's embarrassing. 833 00:37:05,489 --> 00:37:07,514 l've had enough of this fucking bullshit evening. 834 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,355 heidi, don't leave like this! 835 00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:11,224 bu-bye. 836 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,432 wait. 837 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:27,774 l'm not going anywhere because of that fucking piece of shit. 838 00:37:33,451 --> 00:37:35,112 hello. 839 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:40,156 go get a beer. you're shaking. 840 00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:47,025 l'm not drunk... l'm pissed. 841 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,828 and you all are fucking being mean. 842 00:37:55,773 --> 00:38:02,542 rafe, are you sure l don't look like bjork like this? 843 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,854 no, seriously. 844 00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:15,081 sorry. 845 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:23,093 come on... don't fucking shut me out. 846 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:28,131 l'm sorry! 847 00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:31,038 l know l just overreacted. 848 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:34,009 but that thing has got to be punished. 849 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:35,909 don't go down to his level. 850 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:37,675 everything's cool. 851 00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:41,684 j.d. - come with me please. 852 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:46,582 l'm not going to ask you twice. 853 00:39:01,205 --> 00:39:03,469 what is this - another party game? 854 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:05,532 lt's a test. 855 00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:08,441 of what? 856 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,942 do it or else you automatically fail. 857 00:39:13,584 --> 00:39:15,552 put your hand out. 858 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,488 ls it hot? 859 00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:20,581 duh. 860 00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:01,789 gullible. 861 00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:10,833 kinky bitch. 862 00:40:13,978 --> 00:40:15,775 that was quick. 863 00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:17,939 heidi, come here. 864 00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:34,831 what's going on? 865 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:39,969 you're about to be the sacrificial whore. 866 00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:43,398 dude, rafe is so not fucking me. 867 00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:45,567 who said anything about rafe? 868 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,709 ow! okay, easy! 869 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:58,019 you're not gettin' near me with that thing. 870 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:05,092 okay, this so isn't funny. 871 00:41:05,162 --> 00:41:08,654 doesn't have to be funny. just has to be fun. 872 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,273 now l get what a grower is. 873 00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:29,183 floppin' around like that - helpless...scared. 874 00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:31,312 fucking crazy-ass women! 875 00:41:31,388 --> 00:41:33,151 fucking crazy-ass women what? 876 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:35,988 we're so right and he's afraid of it. 877 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:37,823 strangely intrigued, but wondering - 878 00:41:37,895 --> 00:41:38,953 what the fuck are you doing? 879 00:41:39,029 --> 00:41:40,326 shut it, rafe, or you're next. 880 00:41:40,397 --> 00:41:41,887 get them off of me! 881 00:41:41,966 --> 00:41:43,558 lt's been real. no room for me here. 882 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:45,295 see ya! 883 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,235 do you have any condoms? 884 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:53,833 l don't want to get shit under my nails. 885 00:41:53,911 --> 00:41:55,435 oh, l hate that. 886 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:03,514 fyl, she's about to ram a finger in your asshole. 887 00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:05,578 don't do this if you know what's good for you. 888 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:07,988 we're doing this for your own good. 889 00:42:08,058 --> 00:42:10,526 he'll be squealing like piggie from ''deliverance.'' 890 00:42:10,594 --> 00:42:12,118 here's the good news. 891 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,687 l'm gonna perform fellatio. 892 00:42:14,765 --> 00:42:16,824 you're gonna have to lift your legs a little. 893 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:20,359 because when l get you hard, heidi's gonna shove it in 894 00:42:20,437 --> 00:42:22,701 and you're gonna cum in 15 seconds. 895 00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:24,206 give piggie ten. 896 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,243 go slow at first. 897 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:29,470 ready? 898 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,538 no. 899 00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:32,639 ready? 900 00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:35,412 wee! wee! wee! 901 00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:39,183 l'm so excited to be part of your first anal insertion. 902 00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:41,190 let me give you some tips real quick. 903 00:42:41,258 --> 00:42:43,419 okay, don't clench your butt crack because as soon 904 00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:45,359 as she shoves her fingers in... 905 00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:46,862 mmmmmmmm... 906 00:42:46,931 --> 00:42:48,899 see it doesn't feel so good, 907 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:50,490 but if you're nice and loose... 908 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,160 ah... 909 00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,897 pet the baby... 910 00:42:53,971 --> 00:42:55,666 and it's heidi's fingers. 911 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,832 she's really good with them because she's a lesbian. 912 00:42:57,908 --> 00:43:01,309 hmm hmm. fudge packin' is good! 913 00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:02,675 [door buzzes] 914 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:04,475 l'm ravenous. 915 00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:13,412 - do you have enough cash? - l'll charge it. 916 00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:14,821 l'll buzz him in. 917 00:43:14,892 --> 00:43:17,986 ha, ha. very funny, bitches. 918 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:20,929 you okay now? 919 00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:23,159 that was cathartic. 920 00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:24,791 he just really pissed me off. 921 00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:26,768 as does kate, it seems. 922 00:43:26,837 --> 00:43:28,361 you don't know anything about us. 923 00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:30,440 where are you going? 924 00:43:30,507 --> 00:43:32,441 ls kate the reason you've been out of touch? 925 00:43:32,509 --> 00:43:34,443 you didn't call- 926 00:43:34,511 --> 00:43:36,411 you wouldn't understand. 927 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,108 no, l've never been in a relationship. 928 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:44,409 the point is you're here now and l missed you. 929 00:43:44,488 --> 00:43:46,422 l wish l understood your motives. 930 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,424 l am exactly what you see. 931 00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:51,188 let's freak out this delivery guy. 932 00:43:52,496 --> 00:43:54,430 - hi! - hello. 933 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:56,489 uh, hi. 934 00:43:56,567 --> 00:43:59,297 you are cute. 935 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:02,203 you guys are fucking dead when l get out of here. 936 00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:03,899 you better leave me locked up. 937 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:05,441 did l come at a bad time? 938 00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:09,468 any time you come is never a bad time. 939 00:44:13,884 --> 00:44:15,408 thank you. 940 00:44:16,887 --> 00:44:18,616 you know this was my last run-- 941 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:21,283 we've got more than we can handle tonight. 942 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:25,685 excuse me. 943 00:44:31,201 --> 00:44:32,327 bye-bye. 944 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:34,200 nighty night. 945 00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:44,409 cute, but dumb. he didn't take my card. 946 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,150 you haven't touched your sum-yungai. 947 00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:51,380 well if anybody had asked before l was so 948 00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:55,016 rudely incapacitated, l'm a vegetarian now. 949 00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:57,151 eat your white rice and stop bitching already. 950 00:44:57,227 --> 00:44:58,353 suck my dick. 951 00:44:58,429 --> 00:44:59,987 - whip it out. - whip it out. 952 00:45:00,064 --> 00:45:01,224 l feel sorry for straight men. 953 00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:02,697 they can't be clever - so they mimic. 954 00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:05,132 lt's a passive-aggressive way of doing what they're told. 955 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:06,100 anyway-- 956 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,900 no one's making you stay. l'll pay for your cab. 957 00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:10,633 l don't need your money. 958 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,175 he just thought it would be different, is all. 959 00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:13,709 what did you think would be different? 960 00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:15,074 he thought the night would wind down 961 00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:17,511 and rafe would run off and chase some dick. 962 00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:19,708 no dick is gonna want me after eating all this. 963 00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:21,808 yeah, those two shrimp and three peas 964 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,477 are really holding you back. 965 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,681 homosexual men have so much in common 966 00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:27,883 with 12-year-old girls, it's scary. 967 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,893 l for one have heard enough verbal diarrhea for one night. 968 00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:32,223 help me clean this up. 969 00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:34,594 - no, l'm too tired. - get up, you bitch! 970 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,593 kris, where are your cds? 971 00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:41,137 they're in that little hexagonal thingy over there. 972 00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:42,900 they're in order alphabetically. 973 00:45:42,973 --> 00:45:44,941 no one here's surprised. 974 00:45:45,008 --> 00:45:47,272 you're pretty mouthy for a person with an index finger 975 00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:50,006 this close to his fear hole. 976 00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:02,925 let's dance. 977 00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:04,722 like we did in junior high. 978 00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:06,626 when the girl would lay her head on the guy's shoulder 979 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:08,722 and was just happy to be close to him. 980 00:46:08,799 --> 00:46:11,097 l want that now. 981 00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:13,227 lie. 982 00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:14,531 a head lies, right? 983 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,573 l guess if you're a straight guy. 984 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,454 penny for your thoughts. 985 00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:36,152 save your money. 986 00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:38,057 you look lost in one of those ideas so powerful 987 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:40,028 it might last for months. 988 00:46:40,097 --> 00:46:41,928 some ideas last for years. 989 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:44,467 lifetimes, even. 990 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:46,727 come dance with me. 991 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,396 l don't want to dance. 992 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:51,669 come on, it'll burn calories. 993 00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:54,006 l need to rest. 994 00:46:54,077 --> 00:46:56,272 then l'll lie with you. 995 00:47:01,185 --> 00:47:03,278 you smell like vanilla. 996 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:10,189 sorry for earlier. 997 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,693 be quiet. 998 00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:14,196 why? you must have something to say. 999 00:47:14,264 --> 00:47:16,391 actually, a theory just came to me. 1000 00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:18,491 l think you might like it. 1001 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,264 jesus, can't we take a break? 1002 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,635 my theory is that ''straight men'' 1003 00:47:22,706 --> 00:47:25,732 have sex with other men, they're just really clever 1004 00:47:25,809 --> 00:47:27,970 about calling it male bonding. 1005 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:29,637 this has to do with me how?. 1006 00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:31,408 you watch football, right? 1007 00:47:31,481 --> 00:47:33,676 basketball, baseball, fishing and soccer. 1008 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:34,944 and? 1009 00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:38,317 lt's so annoying to walk into a bar with a football game on. 1010 00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:41,255 men feel compelled to scream out loud. 1011 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:43,850 do their victory dances, bump stomachs, 1012 00:47:43,927 --> 00:47:45,952 high-five, grab each other's backs. 1013 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:49,487 all because their ''tight end'' just scored a point. 1014 00:47:49,566 --> 00:47:52,034 dude, they're having a good time. 1015 00:47:52,102 --> 00:47:56,334 j.d...they're having emotional orgasms. 1016 00:47:56,406 --> 00:47:58,203 fuck! 1017 00:47:58,275 --> 00:48:01,244 you've scored all the points you're gonna score with me. 1018 00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:05,705 the only difference between real sex and sports sex 1019 00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:09,047 is that there aren't any penises involved. 1020 00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:12,282 men just beat off later to a general mood of jubilation, 1021 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:15,325 pretending they found the cheerleaders really fuckable. 1022 00:48:17,294 --> 00:48:19,387 you are so full of shit. 1023 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:21,431 you didn't know this? 1024 00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:22,760 l guess women didn't say anything 1025 00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,267 because they'd rather you have emotional orgasms. 1026 00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:28,031 less disease and jealousy that way. 1027 00:48:28,105 --> 00:48:31,199 what's the punch line? just get it over with. 1028 00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:35,439 even if a guy's technically never had sex with another man, 1029 00:48:35,512 --> 00:48:38,504 he's had emotional sex with his buddy. 1030 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:42,575 and in a woman's eyes that's pretty close to the same thing. 1031 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,280 do you get it? 1032 00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:47,817 you don't know me at all. 1033 00:48:47,891 --> 00:48:50,860 you're wrong. my brother's straight. 1034 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:55,565 well, at least one of you came out right. 1035 00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:01,935 you know, you might think you're a tough know-it-all, 1036 00:49:02,005 --> 00:49:05,998 but underneath there's someone sad inside. 1037 00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:08,874 you haven't had much love in your life, have you? 1038 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,346 who the fuck are you to judge me? 1039 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:13,178 no one. 1040 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:16,777 l'm mister stupid, remember? 1041 00:49:16,853 --> 00:49:18,844 that so wasn't nice. 1042 00:49:18,922 --> 00:49:21,220 and what you said was? 1043 00:49:33,337 --> 00:49:35,328 did anyone ever tell you how cute you are 1044 00:49:35,405 --> 00:49:38,033 even when you're mad? 1045 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:42,176 you're so high and horny. 1046 00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:44,236 and that suggestive way you have 1047 00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:46,612 even when shutting them down. 1048 00:49:47,684 --> 00:49:49,709 you're very beautiful. 1049 00:49:49,786 --> 00:49:52,778 and l don't want you to change. 1050 00:49:52,856 --> 00:49:55,654 but you will. 1051 00:49:56,393 --> 00:50:00,159 lt's happening already. 1052 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:03,131 the bitterness is settling. 1053 00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,799 you might want to do something about that 1054 00:50:06,870 --> 00:50:08,895 before it turns into cancer. 1055 00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:11,600 what about you? 1056 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:15,577 you're so adorable and sexy... 1057 00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,545 talking about your most personal things 1058 00:50:17,614 --> 00:50:20,481 when no one seems to be listening. 1059 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:23,451 but we're listening. 1060 00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,614 we always listen to you. 1061 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:31,354 but we're hurting 'cause we know what's in store for you. 1062 00:50:31,428 --> 00:50:34,226 you won't escape. 1063 00:50:34,297 --> 00:50:37,789 you'll become just what everyone expects you to become. 1064 00:50:41,972 --> 00:50:43,439 why are you so fucking-- 1065 00:50:43,507 --> 00:50:46,999 l'm curious, j.d. how much have you lost? 1066 00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:49,341 your innocence? 1067 00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:52,382 your purity? your self-respect? 1068 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:58,245 things are leaving and they're never coming back. 1069 00:50:59,956 --> 00:51:03,517 you don't hate me. you hate her. 1070 00:51:03,593 --> 00:51:06,118 stop doing this. 1071 00:51:06,196 --> 00:51:08,756 l don't hate anyone, j.d. 1072 00:51:09,299 --> 00:51:13,998 seriously... tell me. 1073 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:15,868 lt's okay. 1074 00:51:15,939 --> 00:51:17,600 just stop it! 1075 00:51:17,674 --> 00:51:19,005 what now? 1076 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,067 j.d.'s slept with a guy. 1077 00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:23,578 for real. 1078 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:26,942 and so have l. 1079 00:51:27,017 --> 00:51:28,917 ha, ha. 1080 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,050 you're fucking kidding me, right? 1081 00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:34,988 l had nothing to do with it. 1082 00:51:35,058 --> 00:51:37,788 you're telling me all night everyone's been fucking lying? 1083 00:51:37,861 --> 00:51:40,329 - l've never lied to you. - well, they did. 1084 00:51:40,397 --> 00:51:43,798 technically we didn't because you never asked any questions. 1085 00:51:43,867 --> 00:51:46,199 you said you were straight. and you said you were gay. 1086 00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,100 okay, one white lie. 1087 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:50,503 l did say l never slept with a man, 1088 00:51:50,574 --> 00:51:52,769 but technically we didn't sleep together. 1089 00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:54,868 he fucked me and then l kicked his fat ass 1090 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,071 out on the street. 1091 00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:57,841 oh, you fucking bitch. 1092 00:51:57,914 --> 00:52:01,315 you slept with a guy? how many? 1093 00:52:01,384 --> 00:52:03,784 a couple. 1094 00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,685 a couple? what the fuck does that mean? 1095 00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:07,518 two. 1096 00:52:07,591 --> 00:52:09,354 two fucking guys. 1097 00:52:09,426 --> 00:52:10,415 l'm still confused, j.d. 1098 00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:11,756 did you fuck a fucking couple 1099 00:52:11,828 --> 00:52:13,921 or did you fuck two guys separately? 1100 00:52:13,997 --> 00:52:16,295 - when did it happen? - fuck you all! 1101 00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:17,628 you're among friends. 1102 00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:19,032 who'll only use this shit against me. 1103 00:52:19,102 --> 00:52:20,262 then don't tell us, j.d. 1104 00:52:20,337 --> 00:52:22,134 stop working both fucking angles. 1105 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:24,469 he's been dying to tell everybody, right j.d.? 1106 00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:28,204 think about it - you get to tell your deepest, darkest secret. 1107 00:52:28,278 --> 00:52:29,973 lt's more common than you think so quit 1108 00:52:30,046 --> 00:52:33,106 being all histrionic and just tell us. 1109 00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:36,243 you know what- fine... 1110 00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:39,584 l'm gonna be the first one that has the balls to be honest. 1111 00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:46,253 l fucked my cousin, okay? 1112 00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:48,923 we were playing some game and we went 1113 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:53,561 under the covers... and it happened. 1114 00:52:53,637 --> 00:52:55,730 define ''it.'' 1115 00:52:55,805 --> 00:52:58,433 friction and goo. 1116 00:52:58,508 --> 00:53:00,499 do you want to make a re-creation of it? 1117 00:53:00,577 --> 00:53:02,568 maybe. 1118 00:53:02,646 --> 00:53:05,547 so tell me - was that your first orgasm? 1119 00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:07,082 maybe. 1120 00:53:07,150 --> 00:53:09,948 ever? before masturbation? 1121 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,612 yeah, fine, all right! 1122 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:14,350 my first orgasm was with a guy. 1123 00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:15,721 happy? 1124 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,089 and incest to boot! 1125 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,684 you said there were two. 1126 00:53:18,762 --> 00:53:20,627 who was the other? 1127 00:53:22,132 --> 00:53:24,692 my coach. 1128 00:53:24,768 --> 00:53:26,759 all we're missing now is j.d. in prison 1129 00:53:26,836 --> 00:53:29,532 being gang fucked by a bunch of skinheads. 1130 00:53:29,606 --> 00:53:31,233 give it a couple of years. 1131 00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:33,799 sorry, couldn't resist. 1132 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,368 so what happened with coach? 1133 00:53:36,446 --> 00:53:39,142 seriously, l'm curious how things like that happen. 1134 00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:42,910 l wrestled, okay. 1135 00:53:42,986 --> 00:53:46,922 and one match l twisted my ankle. 1136 00:53:46,990 --> 00:53:50,426 and...you know, 1137 00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:54,589 l was in his office and l was alone and l was in pain. 1138 00:53:54,664 --> 00:53:59,931 and he came in to take care of my ankle and... 1139 00:54:00,003 --> 00:54:02,301 l don't know man, like wrestling was my one 1140 00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:05,102 escape from everything that was going bad in my life. 1141 00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:06,608 my family- 1142 00:54:06,676 --> 00:54:08,166 my parents were getting divorced 1143 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:11,146 and neither of them wanted me around, so... 1144 00:54:11,214 --> 00:54:16,311 you know, it was somebody who was actually... 1145 00:54:16,386 --> 00:54:18,411 loving me. 1146 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:25,319 and he rubbed something on my ankle... 1147 00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:29,491 and then blew. 1148 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:35,594 just 'cause you sucked a dick doesn't make you a faggot. 1149 00:54:35,672 --> 00:54:37,663 great, now you've sucked a dick! 1150 00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:39,470 and l'm worse than a woman. 1151 00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:41,305 perfect. fucking perfect! 1152 00:54:41,378 --> 00:54:42,572 this isn't about you. 1153 00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:44,273 so everyone keeps reminding me. 1154 00:54:44,347 --> 00:54:45,837 what happened next? 1155 00:54:45,915 --> 00:54:48,713 did you try to hide it from yourself or everyone else? 1156 00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:51,276 ls there a difference? 1157 00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:58,293 l haven't thought of this stuff until now. 1158 00:55:00,930 --> 00:55:03,194 l liked it, okay? 1159 00:55:03,266 --> 00:55:05,530 but it's not what l do. 1160 00:55:05,602 --> 00:55:07,832 lnstead you fuck women and try to relive it? 1161 00:55:07,904 --> 00:55:09,769 there's no need to be jealous, rafe. 1162 00:55:09,839 --> 00:55:11,807 - l'm not jealous. - you sure? 1163 00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:15,106 yeah, l am jealous. 1164 00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:17,237 no one ever did that to me. 1165 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,781 and yet someone you're attracted to 1166 00:55:18,848 --> 00:55:21,976 has fucked his own cousin and wouldn't consider you? 1167 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:24,384 shit like that never happened to me - 1168 00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:26,888 and l wanted it. 1169 00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:28,184 you're complicated. 1170 00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:30,590 complicated people are harder to seduce. 1171 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:32,787 l'm not simple. 1172 00:55:35,532 --> 00:55:37,397 wait, is somebody here in love with me? 1173 00:55:37,467 --> 00:55:39,094 rafe is in love with you, j.d. 1174 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,933 - fuck you, heidi. - you're attacking me? 1175 00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:44,769 because l'm saying what you're too afraid to say? 1176 00:55:44,841 --> 00:55:46,741 you feel betrayed because the guy you're in love with 1177 00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:48,937 fucked everyone but you. don't confuse this. 1178 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,980 you know everything about everybody. 1179 00:55:51,047 --> 00:55:53,538 fuck, you're the most scared and isolated person l've met. 1180 00:55:53,616 --> 00:55:55,607 maybe this will help you overcome all those 1181 00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:57,550 dark and sweaty and pointless encounters 1182 00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:59,850 trying to find what you'll never have. 1183 00:55:59,923 --> 00:56:02,323 you will never have what j.d. had - 1184 00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:05,293 and quite frankly probably never wanted that much. 1185 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:07,159 what the fuck are you talking about? 1186 00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:10,199 the irony is that gay sex came easy for j.d., 1187 00:56:10,266 --> 00:56:12,291 while you, on the other hand, had to wait until you 1188 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:15,497 could safely explore it because it terrified you - 1189 00:56:15,572 --> 00:56:17,506 being called a fag. 1190 00:56:17,574 --> 00:56:20,509 you should know that it's the guys like j.d. 1191 00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:22,636 that were having all the gay sex in high school 1192 00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:25,738 but they were the first ones to turn and call you a faggot. 1193 00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:28,147 lt's called displacement. 1194 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:30,186 why do you think j.d. hit you? 1195 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:31,618 you touched him. 1196 00:56:31,688 --> 00:56:35,852 l mean you really touched him. 1197 00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:37,654 maybe you're right. 1198 00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,661 l waited so long because l was scared. 1199 00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,822 but l'm not scared anymore. 1200 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,525 all those sweaty and pointless encounters? 1201 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,828 lt's called sex. 1202 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,596 you should look into it. and you should take some 1203 00:56:46,669 --> 00:56:48,159 notes from me because l can get sex 1204 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,762 without complication and guilt. 1205 00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:51,500 oh, alds isn't a complication anymore? 1206 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:53,439 l'm real sorry you lost your friends. 1207 00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:55,273 but l've had more sex than you can imagine 1208 00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:56,334 and l'm hlv negative. 1209 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,142 and l sure as fuck never got anyone pregnant. 1210 00:56:58,214 --> 00:56:59,841 we applaud your clever virility. 1211 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:01,110 you know what this is about? 1212 00:57:01,184 --> 00:57:03,049 you're jealous because l'm the most sexually liberated. 1213 00:57:03,119 --> 00:57:04,609 oh, real liberated. 1214 00:57:04,687 --> 00:57:06,382 lt goes a little something like this: 1215 00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:08,048 you're in, you're out, you're done, it's over. 1216 00:57:08,124 --> 00:57:09,352 what's your name again? 1217 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,893 l just shared the most intimate gift with you, 1218 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,393 but suddenly you scare me. see ya. 1219 00:57:12,462 --> 00:57:13,929 gay men love and you know it. 1220 00:57:13,997 --> 00:57:15,294 you only want to think it's not as real 1221 00:57:15,365 --> 00:57:17,162 as the love you feel because then you'd have to admit 1222 00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:18,461 you don't have as much sex. 1223 00:57:18,535 --> 00:57:19,832 rafe, l know gay couples. 1224 00:57:19,903 --> 00:57:21,734 most exist in open relationships. 1225 00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:23,796 there's plenty of monogamy in gay relationships. 1226 00:57:23,873 --> 00:57:25,340 maybe in their 30s. 1227 00:57:25,408 --> 00:57:28,844 but the late teens and 20s are one big blur of dick! 1228 00:57:28,912 --> 00:57:31,312 why are you so desperate for monogamy? 1229 00:57:31,381 --> 00:57:33,679 what good has it ever done for you? 1230 00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:35,274 you think sexually frustrated, monogamous women 1231 00:57:35,351 --> 00:57:36,943 are better equipped to love? 1232 00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:39,045 you can't deny that there's something special 1233 00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:41,590 that happens between two people when there's a commitment. 1234 00:57:41,658 --> 00:57:43,523 and you can't admit that sex is just a glorified 1235 00:57:43,593 --> 00:57:46,221 bodily function that you want to strangle in emotions. 1236 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:48,161 love everyone or love no one is my motto. 1237 00:57:48,231 --> 00:57:49,630 lf anybody cares. 1238 00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:50,723 what? 1239 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,826 l said, love everyone or love no one is my motto. 1240 00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:56,167 lf anybody cares. 1241 00:57:56,239 --> 00:57:58,104 sorry, but when you have sex on a regular basis 1242 00:57:58,174 --> 00:58:00,734 without love you're a whore. 1243 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:03,040 rafe, you're a whore. 1244 00:58:03,112 --> 00:58:05,672 but that's a good thing for guys, right j.d.? 1245 00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:08,273 this is a land mine and l need my legs. 1246 00:58:08,351 --> 00:58:10,512 so fear of whore-dom is the reason why lesbians 1247 00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:12,578 fall in love so quickly? 1248 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,646 now we know the truth about u-hauls and china patterns. 1249 00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:16,589 l don't want to fight with you, rafe. 1250 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:19,423 l want you to think about this place. 1251 00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:21,794 lt's full of majesty. 1252 00:58:21,865 --> 00:58:24,993 the world is right and you're right - 1253 00:58:25,068 --> 00:58:26,365 and everything's right. 1254 00:58:26,436 --> 00:58:27,960 what the fuck is your point? 1255 00:58:28,037 --> 00:58:29,971 we know where to go, we just don't know 1256 00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:31,438 the proper way to get there. 1257 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,999 - lt's about the orgasm. - lt's about the feeling. 1258 00:58:34,077 --> 00:58:35,567 leading to the thought. 1259 00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:37,169 does your bicked and extremely ugly pussy 1260 00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:38,509 ever figure into this? 1261 00:58:38,581 --> 00:58:40,549 or are we talking about ventriloquist orgasms here? 1262 00:58:40,617 --> 00:58:42,710 you know full well what l'm saying. 1263 00:58:42,785 --> 00:58:46,619 an orgasm is an experience and not a gush of fluid. 1264 00:58:46,689 --> 00:58:49,055 how can you speak for me? for men? 1265 00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:50,717 for other women? 1266 00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:52,420 what if you're wrong and you've been missing out 1267 00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:54,258 on all this incredible sex? 1268 00:58:54,330 --> 00:58:57,731 ln fact, when was your last earth-shattering orgasm? 1269 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,860 l can remember the day clearly. 1270 00:59:00,937 --> 00:59:03,838 the birds were singing, the flowers were blooming 1271 00:59:03,907 --> 00:59:05,534 and everything was right in the world. 1272 00:59:05,608 --> 00:59:06,836 you can't remember. 1273 00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:09,174 - l have them all the time. -always with people you love? 1274 00:59:09,245 --> 00:59:10,177 - yes. - never a stranger? 1275 00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:11,577 never. 1276 00:59:11,648 --> 00:59:13,878 my last earth shattering orgasm was with a stranger. 1277 00:59:13,950 --> 00:59:16,646 l can do this because my orgasms aren't conditional. 1278 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:20,246 unlike you, heidi, l come and l'm done and l'm happy. 1279 00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:21,847 but you always want something in return. 1280 00:59:21,925 --> 00:59:24,120 and yet you're single, no different than me. 1281 00:59:24,193 --> 00:59:26,354 but tomorrow l can fulfill my sexual needs. 1282 00:59:26,429 --> 00:59:28,363 you can't claim that, can you? 1283 00:59:28,431 --> 00:59:31,696 and if l fucked you, you'd be screaming like a schoolgirl. 1284 00:59:31,768 --> 00:59:33,429 you'd have to reevaluate your whole routine. 1285 00:59:33,503 --> 00:59:34,993 so l guess under these conditions 1286 00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:36,368 l'd get real angry, too. 1287 00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:37,838 would you be angry after sex with me? 1288 00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:40,068 - l have no anger, remember? - only fear. 1289 00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:42,668 my point about you, rafe, is that you're a great guy 1290 00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:44,610 with a lot of positive energy. 1291 00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:46,649 but until you connect emotionally with your 1292 00:59:46,716 --> 00:59:49,241 sex partners, you're never going to be free. 1293 00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:52,288 and for god's sake, get their first name. 1294 00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:55,925 okay. 1295 00:59:55,992 --> 00:59:58,153 l promise to become emotionally involved 1296 00:59:58,227 --> 01:00:00,889 with my sex partners if you promise to have sex 1297 01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:03,432 with someone you don't love. 1298 01:00:03,499 --> 01:00:04,989 like me. 1299 01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:06,695 come on, heidi, let's get it on. 1300 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,430 rafe, you're not in high school anymore. 1301 01:00:08,504 --> 01:00:09,869 you don't have anything to prove. 1302 01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:11,770 yes, l do. 1303 01:00:11,841 --> 01:00:14,571 kris, would you have sex with me? 1304 01:00:14,644 --> 01:00:16,271 right now?. 1305 01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:18,211 sure, why not? 1306 01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:35,793 lt's really not that gross. 1307 01:00:35,865 --> 01:00:38,060 like j.d. says - friction and goo. 1308 01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:40,770 rafe, you're missing my point. 1309 01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:41,099 rafe, you're missing my point. 1310 01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:11,055 my, my, my. 1311 01:01:11,134 --> 01:01:13,602 we have a bit of an arousal here. 1312 01:01:14,704 --> 01:01:16,035 this is pathetic! 1313 01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:18,164 you guys, stop. l'm serious. 1314 01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:21,176 why? you have. 1315 01:01:25,281 --> 01:01:27,249 now kiss me. 1316 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:40,428 now look at me like l'm the only girl you'll ever love. 1317 01:01:40,496 --> 01:01:41,895 and find that place in your heart 1318 01:01:41,964 --> 01:01:44,364 where you really mean it. and then please yourself 1319 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:46,368 with the thought of the love you have for me. 1320 01:01:46,436 --> 01:02:06,244 okay? 1321 01:02:06,322 --> 01:02:08,017 you're doing fine, okay? 1322 01:02:08,091 --> 01:02:10,491 just be creative. figure out what l like. 1323 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,721 give it to me. 1324 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,127 quick learner. 1325 01:02:22,171 --> 01:02:24,696 dude... lt happens. 1326 01:02:24,774 --> 01:02:26,469 fuck off. 1327 01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:29,340 was it too freudian or jungian? 1328 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:30,970 lt was probably jungian. 1329 01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:34,483 so you're bisexual, but emotionally terrified? 1330 01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:37,178 like he's bisexual and afraid of being stigmatized. 1331 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:39,448 felt like l just fucked my sister. 1332 01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:40,750 stop generalizing us. 1333 01:02:40,823 --> 01:02:42,154 well, if there's one thing l've learned tonight 1334 01:02:42,225 --> 01:02:43,988 is that we all reduce each other to sex. 1335 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:45,891 you're dealing with old issues. 1336 01:02:45,962 --> 01:02:47,395 l need a shower. 1337 01:02:47,463 --> 01:02:49,931 you might want to rephrase that. 1338 01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:51,364 lt wasn't very nice. 1339 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,992 that's not what l meant. 1340 01:02:56,506 --> 01:02:58,667 lt smells like sex in here. 1341 01:02:58,741 --> 01:03:00,902 l'm gonna have to call rosa again. 1342 01:03:07,483 --> 01:03:09,178 go get him. 1343 01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:11,277 and while you're at it, apologize. 1344 01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:12,514 why, what did l do? 1345 01:03:12,588 --> 01:03:14,488 l'm sure you can think of tons of things. 1346 01:03:17,493 --> 01:03:19,154 go! 1347 01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:25,894 that was like watching a train wreck. 1348 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,026 that? 1349 01:03:27,103 --> 01:03:28,263 that was easy. 1350 01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:30,601 open your mind, open your legs. 1351 01:03:30,673 --> 01:03:33,039 you really are a whore, aren't you? 1352 01:03:33,109 --> 01:03:36,738 to let some guy just do that, in front of an audience. 1353 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:39,077 and you're not even angry at his reaction? 1354 01:03:39,148 --> 01:03:40,979 let me tell you something, sweetie. 1355 01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:44,247 what you call being a whore, l call being experienced. 1356 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,619 l'm skillful at my craft and l don't mind teaching beginners. 1357 01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:50,284 and l didn't get paid, so technically not a whore. 1358 01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:51,758 oh, it was. 1359 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,762 l was intimate with a man who didn't want 1360 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,923 to be intimate with me and l did it without blinking an eye 1361 01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:58,159 because l am a generous person. 1362 01:03:58,234 --> 01:03:59,963 however you want to phrase it. 1363 01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:01,526 fucking whore. 1364 01:04:01,604 --> 01:04:03,970 l just performed community service. 1365 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,099 that man, he's going to recover and be 1366 01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:07,642 a better human being for it. 1367 01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:10,702 lf l'm not concerned about it, why the fuck are you? 1368 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:12,509 - you toy with people. - and you don't? 1369 01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:14,345 not like you do. lt's cruel. 1370 01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:16,180 why? 1371 01:04:16,252 --> 01:04:18,652 because it's not what you want? 1372 01:04:18,721 --> 01:04:21,349 the world doesn't revolve around heidi. 1373 01:04:27,263 --> 01:04:28,958 l could fuck you in a second. 1374 01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:31,522 spoken like a truck driver. 1375 01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:36,129 l could show you places in yourself you've never seen. 1376 01:04:36,205 --> 01:04:39,436 confidence in my dike, l like. 1377 01:04:39,508 --> 01:04:41,999 can you do it without a strap-on? 1378 01:04:42,078 --> 01:04:44,376 l could show you how to feel, 1379 01:04:44,447 --> 01:04:46,176 where to feel it, 1380 01:04:46,249 --> 01:04:48,979 and why you've never felt it before. 1381 01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:51,849 l could do all these things, but l won't. 1382 01:04:51,921 --> 01:04:53,218 do what? 1383 01:04:53,289 --> 01:04:55,154 show me the definition of more. 1384 01:04:55,224 --> 01:04:57,055 less is more is a great slogan. 1385 01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:58,525 l'm bushed. pun intended. 1386 01:04:58,594 --> 01:05:00,755 this evening is so over. 1387 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,058 lsn't that curious? 1388 01:05:02,131 --> 01:05:03,962 the big, bad gays scurry away with their tails 1389 01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:05,500 between their legs. 1390 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:08,662 l say this with love, but fuck you, and goodnight. 1391 01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:13,938 they do it in new york. and the middle east. 1392 01:05:19,515 --> 01:05:21,142 did he get lipstick on me? 1393 01:05:21,217 --> 01:05:22,980 l heard that! 1394 01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:27,214 so, what? was this your big plan? 1395 01:05:27,290 --> 01:05:29,155 lt seems kind of like a premature ejaculation, 1396 01:05:29,225 --> 01:05:30,556 if you ask me. 1397 01:05:30,626 --> 01:05:32,787 lt's just too bad it's all over. 1398 01:05:36,999 --> 01:05:40,696 so, what do you say that you and l 1399 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:44,729 hop in the sack... and we bang out a couple of os. 1400 01:05:46,175 --> 01:05:48,143 thanks, but no. 1401 01:05:53,382 --> 01:05:54,906 ow. 1402 01:05:56,185 --> 01:05:58,551 we were really starting to make progress though. 1403 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:00,987 lt's a shame they got scared. 1404 01:06:01,824 --> 01:06:04,156 you know, when l was a kid l wanted to be a magician 1405 01:06:04,226 --> 01:06:07,252 so that l could make myself disappear. 1406 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:13,758 but try as hard as my parents and l did, it never happened. 1407 01:06:13,836 --> 01:06:18,933 but, l did learn a couple of other tricks. 1408 01:06:19,008 --> 01:06:23,411 like...sleight of hand. 1409 01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:26,579 dirty whore. 1410 01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:29,015 you want sex with both of them at this point. 1411 01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:32,579 dirty, dirty. 1412 01:06:34,023 --> 01:06:35,923 whore, whore. 1413 01:06:37,059 --> 01:06:39,926 oh, and by the way... 1414 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,658 l thought you might want your necklace back. 1415 01:06:56,412 --> 01:06:58,471 [phone ringing] 1416 01:06:58,547 --> 01:07:00,378 ls that yours? 1417 01:07:19,502 --> 01:07:21,299 should l? 1418 01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:23,304 you know you want to. 1419 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:25,533 just fuckin' do it. 1420 01:07:28,077 --> 01:07:30,011 hello? 1421 01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:32,946 oh, hi, kate. how are you? 1422 01:07:33,015 --> 01:07:35,040 yeah, yeah, heidi was here. 1423 01:07:35,117 --> 01:07:37,017 yeah. we were here all day. 1424 01:07:37,086 --> 01:07:38,485 are you sick? 1425 01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:41,182 your voice- you sound a little hoarse honey. 1426 01:07:41,257 --> 01:07:43,748 oh, she left about 20 minutes ago. 1427 01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:45,726 are you guys still together? 1428 01:07:48,464 --> 01:07:51,763 l don't know, she's just acting kind of weird and stuff. 1429 01:07:51,834 --> 01:07:54,029 oh, you guys haven't been together for a while? 1430 01:07:54,103 --> 01:07:55,798 what happened? 1431 01:07:58,541 --> 01:07:59,974 that was my, um... 1432 01:08:00,042 --> 01:08:03,011 it was the, um, vibrator. 1433 01:08:03,079 --> 01:08:05,138 yeah, l was- 1434 01:08:05,214 --> 01:08:06,442 l'm a little fucked up. 1435 01:08:06,515 --> 01:08:08,642 l can't believe l just told you that. 1436 01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:13,077 no, l'm sorry. seriously though, what happened? 1437 01:08:13,155 --> 01:08:15,248 let me put this vibrator away. 1438 01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,860 okay, l'm sorry about that. 1439 01:08:20,629 --> 01:08:22,597 oh, really? 1440 01:08:25,634 --> 01:08:28,865 she really did that? 1441 01:08:31,807 --> 01:08:34,469 oh, kate, l'm sorry. 1442 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:38,713 well, if you need to talk or anything 1443 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:41,477 l had a similar experience like that, so... 1444 01:08:41,550 --> 01:08:42,744 l'm home a lot. 1445 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,013 you remember where l live? 1446 01:08:47,089 --> 01:08:50,252 l'll probably be here for another month or so. 1447 01:08:51,494 --> 01:08:52,620 okay, baby. 1448 01:08:52,695 --> 01:08:54,287 yeah, okay. 1449 01:08:54,363 --> 01:08:58,527 all right. take care of that throat. 1450 01:08:58,601 --> 01:09:00,466 l'll talk to you later. bye. 1451 01:09:06,008 --> 01:09:07,475 well, what? 1452 01:09:07,543 --> 01:09:08,976 what did she say? 1453 01:09:09,044 --> 01:09:10,511 you were sitting right here, busybody. 1454 01:09:10,579 --> 01:09:11,841 don't worry about what she said. 1455 01:09:11,914 --> 01:09:13,882 they're just not together anymore. 1456 01:09:30,366 --> 01:09:31,993 hey, it's me. 1457 01:09:38,641 --> 01:09:42,008 no... it's been a weird evening. 1458 01:09:42,077 --> 01:09:44,773 l lost my keys. can l come home? 1459 01:09:51,453 --> 01:09:53,921 what? 1460 01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:04,031 lt's open. 1461 01:10:04,099 --> 01:10:05,760 lf you dare to enter. 1462 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:13,068 how fucking dare you? 1463 01:10:13,142 --> 01:10:14,268 who fucking spiked my drink? 1464 01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:15,674 l'm going to kick some fucking ass 1465 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:16,904 because that's pretty much not very cool. 1466 01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:18,606 - did you? - no. 1467 01:10:18,681 --> 01:10:19,841 j.d.? 1468 01:10:19,915 --> 01:10:21,212 welcome to hedonism. 1469 01:10:21,283 --> 01:10:23,717 dude, chill the fuck out! jesus! 1470 01:10:23,786 --> 01:10:25,686 where's my phone? 1471 01:10:27,089 --> 01:10:29,387 so l spiked your drink! 1472 01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:32,052 l could have done the hit myself. 1473 01:10:32,127 --> 01:10:34,823 maybe l just wanted to be closer to you. 1474 01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:39,666 what? you're gonna cut us now? 1475 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:41,168 scary! 1476 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,171 where the fuck are my keys? 1477 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,297 ask fratboy. 1478 01:10:44,373 --> 01:10:45,840 hold on, hold on. 1479 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:47,273 so l slipped something in your drink, 1480 01:10:47,343 --> 01:10:49,368 and l stole your keys. 1481 01:10:49,445 --> 01:10:51,345 are you guys fucking dead to a new adventure? 1482 01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,381 l just want to get the fuck out of here, okay? 1483 01:10:53,449 --> 01:10:54,507 fuck this heidi, let's call aaa-- 1484 01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:56,141 why don't you suck my fucking dick! 1485 01:10:56,218 --> 01:10:57,480 'cause your fucking dick is ugly. 1486 01:10:57,553 --> 01:10:59,043 l don't need this fucking bullshit. 1487 01:10:59,121 --> 01:11:00,679 why? what else you got going on? 1488 01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:03,418 just stop it, okay? 1489 01:11:03,492 --> 01:11:07,485 l have had you figured out for so long... 1490 01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:09,656 kate just filled in the blanks. 1491 01:11:09,732 --> 01:11:11,757 what the fuck did you guys talk about? 1492 01:11:11,834 --> 01:11:14,234 why would you do that? 1493 01:11:14,303 --> 01:11:16,294 your phone was ringing so l picked it up. 1494 01:11:16,372 --> 01:11:18,135 big fucking deal. 1495 01:11:18,207 --> 01:11:19,674 so l talked to kate. 1496 01:11:19,742 --> 01:11:23,075 we had a very nice conversation. 1497 01:11:23,145 --> 01:11:26,911 she pretty much confirmed everything l already knew. 1498 01:11:26,982 --> 01:11:31,316 so tough, but so needy. 1499 01:11:31,387 --> 01:11:34,151 love and love, but when they leave - 1500 01:11:34,223 --> 01:11:37,021 you don't take that very well, do you? 1501 01:11:37,092 --> 01:11:38,821 and you get mad, don't ya? 1502 01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:41,624 kris -- she's on drugs! she's got a fucking knife. 1503 01:11:41,697 --> 01:11:43,324 and you're pushing her buttons. 1504 01:11:43,399 --> 01:11:45,367 heidi knows what l'm talking about. 1505 01:11:47,603 --> 01:11:51,972 she's got j.d's m.o. down. 1506 01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:54,407 you know why? 1507 01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:57,445 'cause she beat the crap out of poor little kate. 1508 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:05,685 you're real good, huh? 1509 01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:07,449 put the joke on everyone else so you don't 1510 01:12:07,523 --> 01:12:09,320 have to talk about yourself. 1511 01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:11,859 you've done an amazing job. 1512 01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:13,588 well, now it's your turn. 1513 01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:14,720 l'm going to ask you a simple question. 1514 01:12:14,797 --> 01:12:16,389 let's see if you can answer it. 1515 01:12:16,465 --> 01:12:18,660 why the fuck are you doing this? 1516 01:12:18,734 --> 01:12:22,727 because...l was bored. 1517 01:12:22,805 --> 01:12:26,297 no, you know what? that's not it. 1518 01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:28,605 you are like you are because you're scared. 1519 01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:30,269 you scared that no one's gonna love you, 1520 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,314 so you love everyone. 1521 01:12:32,381 --> 01:12:35,248 that is called being a whore, just so you know. 1522 01:12:35,317 --> 01:12:37,342 you can't even see the people who want to love you 1523 01:12:37,419 --> 01:12:39,353 because you won't let them. 1524 01:12:39,421 --> 01:12:41,548 everything is just a defense mechanism with you, 1525 01:12:41,623 --> 01:12:43,989 all this bullshit you cloak yourself up with- 1526 01:12:44,059 --> 01:12:46,391 lf you are going to continue on with this monologue... 1527 01:12:46,462 --> 01:12:48,862 l need another drink. 1528 01:12:48,931 --> 01:12:50,796 l could use some popcorn. 1529 01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:53,502 just be real! for once, kris! 1530 01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:54,833 just be real! for once, kris! 1531 01:12:54,903 --> 01:12:57,736 - you want me to be real? - yeah. 1532 01:12:57,806 --> 01:13:01,173 okay, how's this for real? 1533 01:13:01,243 --> 01:13:05,373 l'm real tired of this butch ass, lce princess routine 1534 01:13:05,447 --> 01:13:09,076 you got going on and l'd like to get to know the real heidi. 1535 01:13:09,151 --> 01:13:12,985 hello, is she in there? 1536 01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:14,579 lt's not just me you're talking about. 1537 01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:16,055 you're talking about all of them. 1538 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,820 women? yeah. 1539 01:13:17,893 --> 01:13:19,986 lt all goes back to that. 1540 01:13:20,062 --> 01:13:22,758 women destroy everything. 1541 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:28,566 you've never had any close female friends, have you? 1542 01:13:28,637 --> 01:13:31,731 don't be ridiculous. l have female friends. 1543 01:13:31,807 --> 01:13:34,742 rafe, you're my friend, right? 1544 01:13:34,810 --> 01:13:36,437 fucking cunt. 1545 01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:38,639 oh, my god. 1546 01:13:38,714 --> 01:13:40,773 you've created this whole fucking evening 1547 01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:42,612 just so we wouldn't leave. 1548 01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:44,083 like l told him earlier, 1549 01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:46,280 it's hard to find people to talk to anymore. 1550 01:13:46,355 --> 01:13:47,788 oh my god, kris- 1551 01:13:47,856 --> 01:13:49,483 stop with the sympathy! 1552 01:13:49,558 --> 01:13:51,185 l have female friends and they're dear to me 1553 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:53,285 just like you are. 1554 01:13:53,362 --> 01:13:57,321 and...just like you, they're difficult. 1555 01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:01,865 we live in the same world, heidi. 1556 01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:04,633 people only have two opinions of us - 1557 01:14:04,706 --> 01:14:08,733 bitch or whore. lt's really not fair. 1558 01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:12,713 people prejudge me because l'm naturally sexual. 1559 01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:14,908 how does it feel when people hate you 1560 01:14:14,983 --> 01:14:17,247 before you even open your mouth? 1561 01:14:17,319 --> 01:14:19,378 people don't hate me. 1562 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,424 honestly? ya think? 1563 01:14:22,491 --> 01:14:24,516 people don't hate you? 1564 01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:27,061 heidi, you're gay. 1565 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:29,563 you're hot. and you're a woman. 1566 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:31,428 people hate you. 1567 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:34,162 well, fuck anyone who does. 1568 01:14:34,236 --> 01:14:36,329 and by the way - l've never hated you. 1569 01:14:36,405 --> 01:14:38,999 yeah, well, you've never loved me either. 1570 01:14:39,074 --> 01:14:42,009 j.d. was right about you. 1571 01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:44,477 when kate came into the picture, we were dead to you. 1572 01:14:44,546 --> 01:14:46,571 and that's not hate, but it's indifference. 1573 01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:48,138 and indifference is close to dislike. 1574 01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:51,675 dislike is close to fear; fear is the completion of hate. 1575 01:14:51,753 --> 01:14:53,721 you take me for granted just like almost everyone 1576 01:14:53,789 --> 01:14:55,279 l want to love. 1577 01:14:55,357 --> 01:14:57,018 men, women - it doesn't matter. 1578 01:14:57,092 --> 01:14:58,957 you can't look at me and see what's in my heart. 1579 01:14:59,027 --> 01:15:00,892 all you see is the exterior. 1580 01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:02,897 you have my attention and you know it. 1581 01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:05,195 l don't want that kind of attention! 1582 01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:07,827 and l don't want your pain, or your pity. 1583 01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:09,427 l want your friendship. 1584 01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:12,474 your true friendship. 1585 01:15:12,541 --> 01:15:14,441 what are you asking of me? 1586 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:17,502 lt's not just you, you myopic fucking bitch! 1587 01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:19,672 lt's every fucking woman on the planet - 1588 01:15:19,748 --> 01:15:22,478 every single one of them competing and belittling 1589 01:15:22,551 --> 01:15:24,678 anything that fucking threatens them! 1590 01:15:24,753 --> 01:15:26,721 maybe l'm not so fucking put together. 1591 01:15:29,124 --> 01:15:30,648 maybe l don't have the answers. 1592 01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:33,354 but l do know things are fucked! 1593 01:15:35,063 --> 01:15:37,861 and l don't want them fucked up anymore. 1594 01:15:37,933 --> 01:15:39,332 you guys, can you please leave? 1595 01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:40,663 kris, you're just fucked up. 1596 01:15:40,736 --> 01:15:41,930 no! 1597 01:15:42,004 --> 01:15:44,495 lf one woman can't love me then no women can. 1598 01:15:44,573 --> 01:15:47,633 that's the truth and that's the way l feel. 1599 01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:49,677 you guys gotta go! 1600 01:15:49,745 --> 01:15:51,110 get the fuck out of my house. 1601 01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:53,714 go. 1602 01:15:55,183 --> 01:15:57,481 l have love for you and you know it. 1603 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,714 you're only saying this because you know it. 1604 01:16:02,791 --> 01:16:04,315 look at me. 1605 01:16:05,794 --> 01:16:07,421 look at me! 1606 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:11,025 you don't love. 1607 01:16:11,099 --> 01:16:12,498 you smother. 1608 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:14,001 now get the fuck out of my house. 1609 01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:15,468 you fucking whore! 1610 01:16:15,537 --> 01:16:16,595 fucking bitch! 1611 01:16:16,672 --> 01:16:18,640 you don't love! you only hurt! 1612 01:16:20,008 --> 01:16:21,441 who did this to you? 1613 01:16:21,510 --> 01:16:23,307 you didn't! and that's the fucking problem! 1614 01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:25,437 that's it! enough! 1615 01:16:28,016 --> 01:16:30,007 holy shit! rafe! 1616 01:16:30,085 --> 01:16:33,111 what, did you fucking cut him with your little knife? 1617 01:16:33,188 --> 01:16:34,416 no one cut him! 1618 01:16:34,489 --> 01:16:36,548 - jesus christ. - are you okay, rafe? 1619 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,388 lt's fine. 1620 01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:39,893 do you have band-aids, a first aid kit? 1621 01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:42,328 come on! 1622 01:16:42,397 --> 01:16:44,228 lt's in the bathroom under the sink. 1623 01:16:44,299 --> 01:16:46,267 lf she didn't cut you then why the fuck are you bleeding? 1624 01:16:46,335 --> 01:16:48,098 when you get stabbed really close to the heart, 1625 01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:49,535 sometimes it doesn't heal. 1626 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:50,469 she stabbed you? 1627 01:16:50,539 --> 01:16:52,530 she didn't stab me - my sister did - when l was five. 1628 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,973 why would she do that? 1629 01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:56,135 'cause women are fucking psycho! 1630 01:16:57,512 --> 01:16:59,878 yeah... he's kind of right. 1631 01:17:16,198 --> 01:17:18,598 l'm sorry... 1632 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:21,636 about kate, about everything. 1633 01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:24,171 l'm sorry. 1634 01:17:30,879 --> 01:17:33,814 kris, what's going on with you? 1635 01:17:33,882 --> 01:17:35,850 for real? 1636 01:18:10,752 --> 01:18:12,219 god damn. 1637 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:17,052 hold that. 1638 01:18:21,897 --> 01:18:23,922 condoms in the first aid kit. 1639 01:18:32,107 --> 01:18:33,836 you look a little pale. 1640 01:18:33,909 --> 01:18:35,342 l'll be fine. 1641 01:18:35,410 --> 01:18:37,378 - crap. - this tape sucks. 1642 01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:43,675 there you go. good as new. 1643 01:18:43,752 --> 01:18:45,879 l think l need more on the top. 1644 01:18:54,963 --> 01:18:56,988 now you're good as new. 1645 01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:01,231 what do you think the girls are doing? 1646 01:19:01,303 --> 01:19:04,431 reading sylvia plath and making a suicide pact? 1647 01:19:06,808 --> 01:19:10,437 we have such fantastic lives and we don't appreciate them. 1648 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:14,510 why is that? 1649 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,813 lt's because of fear. 1650 01:19:16,885 --> 01:19:18,785 but what are we afraid of? 1651 01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:21,084 life. 1652 01:19:21,156 --> 01:19:24,250 then why are we born fucked? 1653 01:19:24,326 --> 01:19:28,023 because we don't know what to do. 1654 01:19:28,096 --> 01:19:29,859 maybe we do. 1655 01:19:29,931 --> 01:19:32,195 lt's really simple. 1656 01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:35,134 just love. 1657 01:19:36,171 --> 01:19:38,105 do l have a fever? 1658 01:19:40,475 --> 01:19:42,602 no, it's just the drugs. 1659 01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:01,159 what's this? 1660 01:20:01,229 --> 01:20:03,254 a communion. 1661 01:20:24,052 --> 01:20:26,953 so what was the secret you were gonna tell me? 1662 01:20:54,249 --> 01:20:55,978 remember happiness? 1663 01:20:56,051 --> 01:20:59,020 yeah... 1664 01:20:59,087 --> 01:21:01,282 l remember. 1665 01:21:02,257 --> 01:21:05,226 why did we forget? 1666 01:21:05,293 --> 01:21:11,254 because...they killed us for loving ourselves. 1667 01:21:20,108 --> 01:21:22,736 lt's okay. 1668 01:21:22,811 --> 01:21:26,508 you're safe. 1669 01:21:26,581 --> 01:21:28,845 lie back. 1670 01:21:28,917 --> 01:21:32,148 l'm gonna show you that place now. 120135