All language subtitles for Here Come the Munsters (1995) DVDRip

[ Dogs Baying ]

[ Women Shrieking, Townspeople Shouting ]

Kill the Munsters!

[ Indistinct Shouts ]

[ Indistinct Shout ]

Close to the shoreline!

Follow me!

[ Thunderclap, Lightning Crackling ]

Now we can rid our village of that cursed family forever!

[ Yelling ]

[ Growling ]

[ Yawning ]

Lily, the villagers are early tonight.

Herman Munster, come away from that window and help me with the dusting.

[ Coughing, Sniffing ]

So much for resting in peace.

Sorry, Grandpa.

Mom, I can't sleep. The villagers are making too much noise.

Well, now Eddie's up.

Well, you know villagers.

You can't live with 'em, and you can't get "spare parts" without 'em.

- [ Snickering ] - [ Thunderclap ]

[ Coughing ]

Lily, it's nothing. They're just letting off steam.

Oh, don't worry about it. I'll talk to them, dear.

I'm a part of this community:

a part of this family and a part of this family.

[ Guffawing ]

The last time you tried to talk to them, they tied you to horses and tore you limb from limb.

- It took me hours to sew you together. - Mm-hmm.

Neat! Can I keep it? [ Growls ]

Eddie, put that away. You know how fire upsets your father.

- Sorry, Dad. - [ Whimpering ]

Give me that.

Hmm, I'd say a '71 kerosene, tart bouquet...

[ Sniffing ] with just a hint of tetraethyl lead, huh?

Monsters, come out!

[ Man ] Monsters, come out!

Come out!

I know I shouldn't say anything, but what kind of life is this?

We can't even show our faces without inspiring fear and loathing.

Lily, it doesn't get much better than this.

Grandpa, it's not the 1400s anymore.

It's obvious these people will never accept us. We don't fit in.

Herman,

do you really want Eddie to grow up being tormented for the rest of his life?

Grandpa says that being tormented by angry crowds is a family tradition.

- It builds character. - He's got a point, Lily.

Besides, I don't think it's everyone in the village.

- Is everyone with me? - Yes!

Ah! The secret weapon!

This'll get rid of them.

Load it up!

[ All ] Whoa!

Whoa! Use the good eye. The good eye!

Oh. There! [ Man ] Yes, the good eye!

- Good-bye, Munsters! - Hyah!

I think we should stay. I don't see any reason to leave.

Hyah!

[ Crashing ]

On the other hand, I don't see the harm in seeking a new home.

- Charge! - [ Villagers Yelling ]

[ Laughing Victoriously ]

Hurry.

I think I packed everything that matters.

I even found your little bronze baby paw prints.

All right, come on, come on. [ Whistling ]

Get me the Munsters! Charge!

[ Villagers Shouting ]

How about this, huh?

Abracadabra. Wait!

Where is Spot?

Spot! Here, Spot!

[ Growling ]

[ Yelling ] [ Thunderclap ]

Abracadabra, abracadeer.

Great wall of flames, appear.

[ Herman Groaning ]

[ Villagers Yelling ]

[ Chuckling ] When ya got it, ya got it.

[ Door Creaking ] [ Howling ]

Coast is clear.

[ Lily ] Herman, remember not to trip on the tombstones.

[ Grandpa ] Smell that fresh cemetery air.

[ Thud ] Ooh! Careful, Herman.

You'll break my coffin. Sorry, Grandpa.

- Look! A letter! - That must be where Spot's been burying the mail carriers.

[ Lily ] Ah, no wonder we haven't been getting our mail.

- Ahh! - It's from Marilyn, in America.

What does my favorite niece have to say?

Oh, well, there's something about Uncle Norman...

and a few sentences about Aunt Elsa.

- Ohh! - [ Lily Gasps ] There's something...

about us coming to America.

Oh! Oh!

Herman, think of it!

We could move to a place where Eddie would have choices.

- Choices? - He could be--

Mmm, I don't know. An orthodontist.

- We're going to America! - Yes!

Let's go! Yes!

[ Chattering ]

[ Flight Attendant Announcing Over P.A., Indistinct ]

Oh, ho-ho! Of course.

Thirteen. [ Laughing ]

Would you like the window, Lily? You go first.

Coffee? Tea? Borscht? Ugh.

[ Screaming ]

[ Flight Attendant Over P.A., Indistinct ]

Thanks.

Good night, Eddie. Good night, Dad.

- Good night, dear. - Good night, Mom.

[ Flight Attendant ] A pleasant flight.

[ Screaming ]

[ Passengers Screaming ]

She's alive. Alive!

The bride of Frankenstein. ♪♪ [ Bells ]

Oh. Ohh.

They just don't make them like they used to, Herman.

Oh, Lily. [ Chuckling ]

Bit of turbulence tonight.

Herman!

I'm going up to first class. They got a better movie, and it's in color!

Oh, Grandpa's having a nice flight.

[ Horns Honking ]

Next in line, please.

[ Screaming ]

I'm terribly sorry. Our monster quota is full.

- [ Herman Guffawing ] - Passport, please.

Happy Halloween. Halloween.

Oh! Thank you.

[ P.A. Announcer ] Arrival of Transylvania Airlines Flight 666--

It says here you are a count.

Yes, Count Dracula from Transylvania. I just flew in.

Boy, are my arms tired.

Like I haven't heard that joke before.

Joke?

Edward Wolfgang Munster. Have you had your shots today, young man?

Of course he has. Distemper, rabies and Parvo-virus.

Oh, don't worry. He won't bite anybody.

[ Chuckling ] Bite. Mr. Herman Munster.

You have various birth dates listed here.

They're listed by body part.

Oh! Crack me up.

Okay. Now why did you leave Transylvania and come to America?

We felt it was time for a change.

We wanted to find a place away from people chasing us with torches.

To escape persecution.

One last question. It's very important.

Do you have a sponsor?

You cannot enter the country unless there is someone who will vouch for you.

My sister Elsa and her husband, Norman Hyde.

1313 Mockingbird Lane.

[ Stamping Documents ]

Welcome to America.

[ Chattering ] Hey! There's Spot!

- Hiya, boy. - [ Barking ]

Hey! Watch it, kid. Those are trained attack dogs.

[ Barking ] [ Barks ]

[ Whining ]

Foreigners. [ Lily ] Ah,

excuse me.

A delivery person is coming to get Spot and deliver him to 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

Not until I get the papers.

Ah, here's his health certificate.

This should answer all your questions.

This is over 100 years old.

Mmm! That reminds me. Spot's due for his checkup.

Never mind. I don't wanna be bothered here.

Thank you. ♪♪ [ Humming ]

See ya later, Spot.

We're new here.

[ P.A. Announcer ] Arrival passenger Paul Ensign,

please pick up the white courtesy telephone.

I hate Halloween.

[ Roaring ]

[ Screaming ]

Herman, why don't you get us a taxi, dear?

Good idea.

Hmm. Oop!

[ Tires Squealing, Clanging ]

[ Gasps ] My God!

I didn't even see you! Are you okay?

Why, I'm fine. Thank you.

Can't say the same for my grille.

Ohh.

[ Sheepish Laugh ]

[ Herman ] It's right here on the map.

I hope it's not too far out of your way. It's called Mockingbird Heights.

- [ Driver ] I hope riding in a hearse doesn't bother you. - Oh, not at all. No.

It reminds us of home.

You picked a heck of a time to come here.

If the smog were any thicker, you could hack off a slice.

- It is lovely, isn't it? - It is lovely.

Oh, look. A refreshment stand. Ah!

Not to mention sometimes we have earthquakes...

and fires and riots.

Grandpa, did you hear that? Maybe it's not gonna be so bad here after all.

- Yeah, yeah. - I know what it feels like being new to this country.

I've been here a year and a half myself. Let me give you the trick to fitting in.

- Mm-hmm. - Leave your old ways behind and do what the Americans do.

That's what I keep saying.

Ah! Here we are!

Mockingbird Heights. [ Herman ] Ahh!

Which one's Uncle Norman and Aunt Elsa's house?

Well, let's see.

1313 Mockingbird Lane.

[ Herman ] There it is, Eddie. It's the nicest one on the block.

[ Grandpa ] Wow!

[ Lily ] Oh, Herman! [ Grandpa ] It's beautiful.

Oh. Wow!

Of course they'd have the one with the Old World charm.

Well, you know Elsa. Gothic provincial. My absolute fave.

[ Driver ] Oh, uh, Herman, you sure you're okay?

[ Herman ] Oh, I'm fine, Ralph, and thanks so much for the ride.

No, thank you. You could have sued my butt good.

- [ Herman ] Oh. - I owe you one. Happy Halloween.

"Gateman, Goodbury and Graves.

You'll die for our business."

[ All Laughing ]

[ Gasps ] Gee! Well--

Bye, Ralph. Come along, dear.

My favorite guy. [ Indistinct ]

Neighborhood Watch One. Suspicious activity at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

Will continue to monitor activity.

Now, Eddie, when you meet your cousin Marilyn,

I don't want you to say anything about her looks.

Remember: Some people keep their beauty on the inside.

I'm almost outta candy.

She's not so bad, Grandpa.

Marilyn, it's us!

Uncle Herman! Aunt Lily!

Ugh! Grandpa!

Was she in an accident or something?

Shh! It's just a cruel trick of genetics, Eddie.

Her father was always conducting experiments...

to make her look more like us, but, oh, he failed miserably.

- Come in! - [ Eddie ] Ugh.

Whoa! Oh!

[ Sniffing ]

[ Eddie ] Cool! [ Grandpa ] Herman,

your sister has always had exquisite taste.

- Mm-hmm-hmm. - She probably had a decorator.

Lily, look. Our wedding present.

Nevermore! Nevermore! Nevermore! Nevermore!

[ All Laughing ]

Thank goodness you're here. Maybe you can help Mom.

What's wrong?

You better see for yourself.

Mmm. Mmm!

Wow! Ooh!

Elsa!

Ever since Mom got the phone call that Dad disappeared, she's been like this.

Wait a minute, wait a minute! Norman is gone?

Six months ago. Isn't that why you're here?

Mm-mmm. Didn't you ask us to move here?

Move to America? No. I asked you to come to America after everything that happened to Dad.

- It was all in my letter. - We found most of your letter.

Unfortunately, we only found part of the mailman.

Oh. Oh! This is bad. This is bad!

She's got the Transylvanian trance.

- [ Shuddering ] - If we can't snap her out of it,

Elsa could die... again.

Can't you do something, Grandpa?

It's not that easy. I would need...

the fully stocked lab of a mad scientist to find a cure.

Where am I gonna get that? [ Muttering "I don't know" ]

Dad has a lab. "Dad has a lab"?

- [ Eddie ] Uncle Norman has a lab? - I'll show you.

She'll show me. She'll show me.

I'll get Elsa.

[ Groaning ]

Knock on wood it's still there.

- [ Head Banging ] - Oops!

It's just an expression, Herman.

Sorry, Elsa.

All right!

Ah! It's a secret lab.

Oh, boy, Elsa. You've put on weight.

Ooh. [ Groaning ]

Neighborhood Watch. Come in. Call 911.

[ Man ] Roger.

[ Chuckling ] Stand back, everyone.

[ Marilyn ] Isn't this dangerous?

[ Lily ] Don't worry. Grandpa knows his way around secret labs.

- Will it work? - It worked for me.

[ Electricity Crackling ]

It's not working.

Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn, darn, darn!

What's wrong, Grandpa? I don't know.

I'll have to take a look under the hood.

[ Buzzing ] Oh!

[ Buzzing ]

[ Knocking Sound, Boing ]

Hmm. The lights are on. But nobody's home.

Oh.

- That's that. - Wait a minute.

That's my sister Elsa. You can't just give up.

Sure, I can. It's not a physical problem.

- Elsa has a broken heart. - Oh.

Can't you give her another one like you gave me?

Ahh-- [ Lily ] It's not that simple, Herman.

What Grandpa's saying-- She needs a reason to live.

- Oh. - You mean Mom needs Dad.

Oh, we all do.

Without Elsa and Norman,

we don't have a sponsor, and without a sponsor, they'll send us back.

The future of the Munster family in America depends on finding Norman.

Right. Either we find Norman, or Elsa is broccoli.

And we're cooked.

[ Gasps ] Marilyn!

It's a dream kitchen. Ohh.

How are we ever going to find Dad?

One day, he was working in the lab. The next thing, he was gone.

I'll start by going through Norman's notes for clues.

[ Herman ] Oh, well, now you see, Marilyn,

with Grandpa working on it, your dad will be back before you can say...

Feast of the Dead.

[ Lily ] Everybody, calm down.

I'll fix us some black widow venom tea.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

[ Sirens Wailing ] [ Stammering ] What is it, dear?

[ Gasping ] Villagers!

[ Radio Broadcast, Officer Shouting, Indistinct ]

- [ Herman Shuddering ] - Lily, quick.

Boil some oil, Marilyn. Raise the drawbridge.

But, Grandpa, we don't have a drawbridge.

"We don't have a drawbridge"? How do you keep your home safe?

We have Neighborhood Watch.

[ All ] "We have Neighborhood Watch"?

[ Officer ] Yes, sir! Comin' in!

Oh, no. Grandpa, Herman, Lily, those aren't villagers.

This is the police!

Come out with your hands over your heads!

- Coming through. - Officers, I can explain everything.

It's not what you think.

- Freeze! - [ Gasping ]

Is there a problem, Officer?

We had a 911 report of a dead body on the premises.

That was me, Mrs. Dimwitty. Who?

Neighborhood Watch. I live here.

Excuse me. I'm Detective Wurkowski.

This is my partner, Ryan Cartwell.

We have an open missing person's case at this address. Norman Hyde disappeared six months ago.

- [ Herman ] Uh-huh. - [ Cartwell ] No leads. - 113 came up on the computer.

- We rolled on it. Step aside. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

You might as well add a murder-one case to it. Take a look.

Oh, no, she always looks like that.

He's right, Commander. She's not dead. She's in some kind of coma.

We're taking her to the hospital for observation.

Oh, no, no, no. Can I go with her? I'm her daughter.

I'm Marilyn Hyde.

- Well, who are they? - These are my relatives.

They just arrived from Transylvania. Hello.

[ Mouthing "Hello" ]

- Eww. - [ Wurkowski ] All right, I'm takin' over here.

Wrap it up, guys. I need some answers from you, cupcake.

"Cupcake"? [ Cartwell ] Look, Lou,

why don't you let her go to the hospital with her mother? Oh!

We have to talk to the relatives anyway.

Bye. Bye, Marilyn.

Thanks. No problem.

Bye. [ Lily ] Bye, dear.

[ Herman ] Good-bye, Marilyn.

Detective, could we take it inside? Yeah, we should go inside.

Yes.

Uh, do you mind my asking a few questions?

Fire away. Grandpa, I don't think you should say, "Fire away."

They have guns. [ Laughing ]

[ All Laughing ]

Um, exactly why were you carrying your sister...

under the stairs?

Well, Grandpa tried to revive her in the basement...

using the old ways.

- Didn't work. - You're in America now.

Leave it to the doctors who know what they're doing, Gramps.

Oh. I don't know what I'm doing.

Look who's talking: Mr. I-Can't-Find-Norman- In-Six-Months.

Are you saying that I don't know my job?

Grandpa, you're 400 years old. Stop being so childish.

I'm sure he knows how to do his job. He just wants to take his time.

All right! All right, Cartwell, we're outta here.

Um, we'll, uh, be in touch if we find anything.

And thank you very much for the, uh, coffee.

Now don't you be a stranger.

[ Chuckling ] Tasty.

Foreigners. They come here; they make demands; they won't fit in.

They're just worried about their relatives.

Kid, I remember L.A. the way it used to be.

You could speak English and people understood you.

Now, no matter where you go, you need a U.N. translator.

These foreigners are destroying this country.

Wurkowski? That's a good Native American name.

Is that Apache?

[ Wind Whistling ]

[ Lily ] Good night, Herman. [ Herman Grumbling ]

Good night, Eddie. [ Howling ]

Good night, Grandpa. [ Creaking ] All right. Good night.

[ Creaking, Thud ]

Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore!

[ Fizzing ] More juice, Herman?

[ Electricity Crackling ] No, I'm full.

Ahh. [ Chuckling ]

Oh, good morning, Marilyn. How is Elsa feeling?

There's still no change. The doctors are completely baffled.

Don't worry, Marilyn. You leave it to us.

We'll find your father, and once we do, everything will be back to normal.

Thanks, Aunt Lily, Uncle Herman. Without all of you, I don't know what I'd do.

Oh, that's what family's for! [ Cracking ] [ Cracking ]

Wait and see! Herman. Herman!

Hmm? Oh! [ Laughing ]

All right now.

Let's take stock of our situation.

Now, we barely escaped with our lives... [ Timer Dings ]

...and came to America.

And the two people who we love dearly and were going to sponsor us--

Well, one of them is a vegetable,

Oh, oh. and the other is missing.

Edward. Breakfast, dear.

[ Exaggerated Kiss ]

Now, we have no money, no future,

no hope.

That's supposed to cheer us up? No. But this will.

- [ Herman ] What is it, Lily? - It's a "to do" list.

Marilyn says every family in America has one.

Oh? Tell us, Aunt Lily. What's on yours?

Well, first off:

Marilyn, stay in school. Grandpa, find Norman.

- Ah! - Herman, get a job.

- Eddie, enroll in school. - [ Growling ]

Lily meets neighbors and learns about America.

Oh, Lily.

This looks very organized.

Now, what do I do with it?

What every American family does: Stick it on the refrigerator door.

Oh-ho! Oh, wow!

- There. - Ah!

[ Laughing ]

I don't wanna go to school. At my last school, the kids and parents...

chased me out of the village and tried to kill me with a silver bullet.

Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my.

Eddie, these little misunderstandings happen.

Mmm. Here you are, dear.

Now let's see what room you're in, hmm?

Well, you've got... Room 13. Your lucky number!

Well, now, you run along. Catch your bus.

And mind your manners. Oh, Mom!

And don't stop to chase any cars!

[ Laughing, Chattering ]

Is this where the bus stops?

Are you talkin' to me, dweeb?

Yes, it is. Are you new to this school too?

- Yeah, it's my first day. - I am from Paris. Where are you from?

- Transylvania. - Hey, guys, Monique's found a new foreign friend:

the Transylvanian twerp.

- Hey! Quit picking on her. - Who's gonna make me, Spock ears?

You? Ha! 'Fraid not.

You gotta pick up your lunch, boy.

[ Growling ] [ Horn Honking ]

"State of California Employment Development Agency."

They'll be able to find me a job.

[ Screaming ]

[ Knocking ]

Come in.

[ Shrieking ]

Oops.

I can never get that push/pull thing right either.

Have a seat.

Gee, the unemployment rate is fallin' faster than I thought.

I'm looking for a job.

Fill in these forms and tell us where you want the checks sent.

You should start getting unemployment in two weeks.

Oh, I don't want unemployment. I want employment.

You mean you don't want the money we send you;

you want the money you get from workin'?

Of course.

How do you do? I'm Cassie O'Leary.

Herman Munster. Good grip!

Mr. Munster, I'm going to be honest with you.

Since you're new to this country,

you're going to have to accept work at the bottom of the economic ladder.

Well, that's lucky because I'm afraid of heights.

[ Both Laughing ]

[ Thudding ] [ Guffawing ]

[ Laughing ] Oh, Mister--

Knock.

Hello. Mrs. Munster.

I want to apologize for calling the police the other day.

Can we come in? Oh, certainly!

Oh, I'm so glad you dropped by.

Oh. I wanted to ask you for some advice.

Well, come, come.

After you.

Uh, these-- these are for you.

Oh, thank you. They're beautiful.

[ Squealing ]

Well, you know, I was going to drop by and ask you...

if you knew anything about Norman's disappearance.

You haven't seen anything strange in the neighborhood?

Strange?

Oh, I see you have a son too.

Is he a little monster like my Charlie?

Oh, absolutely. They must get together and chase cars.

I know just what you mean.

She has a skunk! I know.

It's salivating. Salivating?

It's moving. Shh!

Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore, nevermore, nevermore!

♪♪

Good afternoon. My name is Herman.

I'll be your waiter. May I take your order, please?

Uh, are you from Connecticut?

Part of me might be.

Why, Herman. Yes. Well, I'll have the fresh kill of the day.

Grandpa!

Soup of the day.

One soup.

I'm not really very hungry, so...

I'll just have a bite of something.

A sandwich. A sandwich!

- Oh! - One sandwich.

I'd like to have the hamburger deluxe.

Uh, no lettuce, no sauce and no bun.

- That's just a piece of meat. - Yes. And I like it rare-- bloody rare.

Grandpa, stop it.

And you, ma'am? Oh, I'll have the veggie burger...

on white bread with mayonnaise.

- Thanks. - She's always been the oddball in the family.

Get the menus, Munster. Get the menus. Menus. May I?

Thank you. Thank you. Here.

Munster!

I still say he looks very familiar.

- One sandwich and-- - Take this.

What-- What should I--

- What should I do with this? - Eh, scusie.

Watch it!

- Move it along. Move it along. - I-- [ Grunting ]

I-- This is the final straw, Munster! You're fired!

Oh, that's too bad. I liked that boy's style.

Honey, believe me, it's all diet.

Change your diet, change your life.

No! It's exercise!

Get in shape and change your wardrobe.

Feel the burn. You've gotta get that...

fresh oxygenized blood pumping through your veins.

Wouldn't it be easier just to drink it?

Ohh, speaking of drinking, this wine is delicious.

It should be. Grandpa got it right from Napoleon's wine cellar.

Of course!

[ Gasps ]

Ooh, this looks scrumptious. What is it?

Whole fresh eyes of newt-- Oh, I get it!

It's a Newt Gingrich joke.

- How cute! - Who's Newt Gingrich?

Lily Munster, what a hoot!

Oh! [ Shuddering ]

Lily, I'm home.

That's my husband. [ Women Laughing ]

In here, Herman!

- [ Shrieks ] - [ Shuddering ]

My, my, my. You are big, aren't you?

- Well, you're home early, dear. - I lost my job.

Oh, well, if you need work,

you could do some things to-- for me.

My husband works nights.

Oh, maybe he should get to know Grandpa.

Girls, girls, gir-- [ Gasps ]

- [ Gasps ] - Get your things.

We're leaving. Neighborhood Watch business.

Neighborhood Watch.

[ Coughing ]

Herman! Lily!

Don't bother showing us out.

- [ Gasps ] - Oh!

[ Chuckling ] Good evening, ladies.

Mmm!

[ Laughing ]

Ooh!

Don't you worry about losing your job.

I know everything's going to be all right.

I feel like such a failure, Lily. No, Herman.

You're going to be a tremendous success. I know it. Come on.

Now you stop worrying.

Oh!

Grandpa, you look like you've just seen a ghost. What's the matter?

Finally see yourself in a mirror?

I found out what happened to Norman, and it's not a pretty sight.

In fact, it's more terrifying than anything you could ever imagine.

Remember how I told you Norman was always conducting experiments...

to make Marilyn look like us?

Well, it'd be a lot easier to take her to a local mortuary for a make-over.

Mmm. She's always been the oddball of the Munster clan.

Well, I found this in the lab.

- It's Norman's video journal. - Oh!

Yes!

I am this close to duplicating the genetic formula...

that causes a person's looks to change.

Oh, there he is. Doesn't he look well? Yes!

Now my daughter Marilyn's peaches-and-cream complexion...

will be cured forever.

Coffee? [ Lily ] Who's that man with Norman?

[ Herman ] I don't know. I'm increasing the amounts...

of polyunsaturated unsaturated fats.

Yea! Yea! Monosodium glutamate.

Oh! Yuck!

Almost forgot. Foot powder.

[ Coughing, Wheezing ]

Excuse me one second. I just need some coffee. [ Lily ] Herman!

He's going to drink that formula. Ugh!

Uh-oh. What did I do?

[ Stretching Sound ] [ Screaming ]

What's happening to me?

[ Gasping ] Wh-Why--

Why, you're some snappy dresser. Let me say this about that.

[ Shuddering ] Oh, my.

I think he turned into something horrible. Mmm.

And it could be permanent unless I get a sample of his blood--

to make an antidote.

But if Norman's been transformed, how are we ever going to find him?

If you found the fellow in the tape, we could ask him.

I'll find Norman if I have to work nights,

and working nights is what I do best.

[ Explosion ]

[ Coughing ]

I need a drink.

- [ Bell Dings ] - How's it going, Grandpa?

I know what you're thinking: "Grandpa hasn't got it anymore.

He can't do it."

Not at all. We know you can do it.

Ow! Oh! Yes, of course.

- We have complete confidence in you. - Well.

Besides, the whole family's depending on you.

Anything new about Dad?

No, I'm sorry, dear.

Oh, well. I better get going. I've gotta get Eddie to school.

Bye.

Bye. Bye, kids. Poor girl.

[ Sighs ] No more blood from animals with high fat.

Oh, death isn't worth living...

without a little fat in the blood once in a while.

- It gives me energy. - You should listen to Lily, Grandpa.

Maybe a better diet would improve your magic skills.

Aah. [ Herman Laughing ]

What's this? Where's my six-buzzard-egg omelet?

This is much healthier. It's a buzzard Egg Beater...

with no-fat, no-sugar, low-sodium bran muffin.

[ Growling ] Who eats this stuff?

- You. - [ Growling ]

Okay, you can have one teaspoon of night-crawler jam on it.

- Ah! - Maybe a better diet...

will improve your job-holding skills.

[ Growling ] Now, Herman, don't blow your top.

You know how messy it makes the ceiling.

Now just relax.

I know you'll find the right job.

There.

Well, we're almost eating like a typical American family.

[ Announcer ] And now, congressional candidate Brent Jekyll...

speaks out on the immigration issue.

Perfect. My fellow Americans,

I have a dream...

for a happy America for happy Americans.

[ Children Chattering ] [ Girl ] No, that's mine!

[ Chatter Continues ] All right, everybody. Let's take our seats.

- Come on, people. - [ Door Opens ]

[ Gasps ] Class, since we've been preparing for our class election,

I have a special treat.

Let's give a big, Room 13 welcome to Brent Jekyll,

who's running for Congress.

[ Man ] Stand back. Comin' through. Come on, make way. Let's go.

Hello. Hello! Hello, boys and girls.

[ Brent ] Hi there. Hey!

Brent, Brent. Back, Brent, back. Back, Brent.

- [ Brent ] Hello, Mrs., uh-- - Pearl.

- Pearl. - Pearl.

I'm sure that your students have a lot of questions...

about the kind of America they're going to grow up in.

I'm here today to let you know that I'm going to work very hard...

to give you the kind of America that your mothers and fathers grew up in!

Yeah. Yes, indeed.

- Oh, we got a question. Yeah. - I have a question.

What are you talking about?

What am I-- [ Laughs ]

- Oh. - That's cute.

You'll have to excuse Eddie. He's new to this country.

This is exactly the kind of problem I'm trying to combat.

- Hmph! - We must ensure that foreign influences...

do not infiltrate the American way of life.

[ Whispering ] We have enough of this crap with these brats?

Yes, we do. Off the record now. [ Gasping ]

It's okay. We're wrapping it up now. Good-bye, everybody.

Boys and girls, tell Mom and Dad to vote Jekyll for Congress.

Vote Jekyll for Congress. Bye-bye now. Wrap it up.

[ Brent ] Tell your mothers and fathers to vote Jekyll for Congress.

Here you go, lady.

[ Students Chattering ]

I'm sorry. It seems you're just not suited to workin' with the public.

According to your aptitude tests, you're best suited for terrorizing villagers.

Do you get much call for that?

No.

The Internal Revenue Service pretty well has that covered.

Herman, as long as you're around livin', breathin' people,

there's nothin' my office can do for you.

I guess Grandpa was right.

I think I have a lead.

Oh!

Oops.

Oh, I love landscaping.

[ Car Door Opens, Closes ]

Hello, Lily!

Oh!

Congratulate me, Lily. I got a job...

at Gateman, Goodbury and Graves Funeral Parlor.

Oh, Herman, I knew you could do it.

You're going to drive that? No self-respecting corpse...

would be seen dead in a thing like that.

[ Shuddering ]

[ Explosion ]

Oh, wow!

Oh!

[ Herman ] Oh, I love this car.

[ Lily ] Herman, it's to die for. I'll say it is.

Boy! Grandpa, you sure can cast a spell. Oh!

That gives me an idea. Yeah!

[ Creaking ] [ Puffing ]

Well, get chased by any angry mobs today? Nah.

There's always tomorrow. [ Grandpa ] Herman! Lily!

- Marilyn! - Did you find Dad?

Not yet... but I'm going to with this.

What is that?

This is the world's first digital divining rod person locator.

It's been cursed and calibrated to point to your father's aura pattern.

[ Clicking, Beeping ]

Wow!

[ Beeping Continues ]

Grandpa, your invention is pointing at Eddie.

No, it's pointing at the poster.

- Huh? - Who's ever on that poster is, uh, Uncle Norman.

[ Herman ] Gosh!

[ Beeping Continues ]

- [ Marilyn ] Oh, my goodness. - He looks horrible.

Yuck! Dad has been transformed into Brent Jekyll.

[ Groans ] Yuck!

[ Herman ] Is this where Jekyll lives?

[ Grandpa ] No, it's his campaign manager's house.

Now, remember, Herman, all I need is a small sample...

of Jekyll's blood to make the antidote.

He's in there! [ Rod Beeping ]

[ Knocking ] Shh.

[ Herman ] Grandpa, let me in. I've got the syringe.

Come in.

[ Door Slamming ] [ Gasps ] Hide, hide, hide, hide.

[ Groans ]

Not in here. There! There! "There! There!"

Here, take this. Oh, thanks.

[ Man ] What's that noise? Is everything okay?

[ Sniffing ] What's that smell? My wife's enchiladas.

Good night, honey. Mom, would you check the closet?

I think there's a monster in there.

Now, Tad, you know there's no such things as monsters. But--

Your father's right. You're gettin' all this monster stuff...

from all those foreign kids at your school.

Go to sleep.

Lights out.

- [ Gasps ] - Shh!

I'm very sorry I scared you.

Are you all right?

Don't you think you should go to bed?

Come on. I'll tuck ya in.

You have to get back into bed now.

That's right. That's all right now.

Mothers know best about these things.

Here now. I put my son to bed. In you go.

Now you sleep tight and don't let the vampires bite. [ Laughs ]

Vampires. Aaah!

- Aaah! - Aaah!

Aaah! Eeee! [ Screaming ]

I'll tell you, those little brats really stuck it to me.

- This girl-- - [ Crashing, Screaming ]

[ Screaming ] [ Screams ]

Ow!

Come on, Munster! Munster!

That... monster just tried to assassinate me.

Oh, no, no.

Y-You know that man?

Well, we've met. He's one of those immigrants...

that's always complaining about everything.

Oh, no, no. You have it all wrong. I just wanted his blood.

Ha, ha! No doubt about that. Arrest him!

All right. Let's go.

Told you there was a monster.

Here's your lunch. Fresh slices of low sodium eel...

stuffed in whole wheat pita with a low-cal dessert of owl earwax.

No more deep-fried lizard tails. Oh, Mom.

And no trading lunches, young man.

- Hi, Grandpa. - [ Snarling ]

Oh! You scared me to life.

Where have you been? Grandpa, you look terrible.

Oh, you're so sweet. Thank you for noticing.

Lily, sweetheart, we found Norman. I have a sample of his blood...

for the antidote. That's great!

Where's Herman?

He's not back yet? I'm sure as soon as Herman explains everything they'll let him go.

Who'll let him go?

[ Siren Wailing ]

Hey, Lou, what's up? Cool.

What's Munster doing here?

He tried to kill Brent Jekyll.

The guy who's running for Congress?

The guy who's gonna save this country. I saw it.

Happened at Jekyll's campaign manager's house. You were there?

I'm moonlighting as his head of security.

Got a problem with that? No, no.

It's just that Munster doesn't look like the type.

Munster doesn't look like any type.

He's stickin' to some cock-and-bull story about Jekyll being--

now get this-- our missing guy, Norman Hyde.

You know, the brother-in-law? This guy is a wacko.

He said that? That's preposterous.

The guy is a lunatic. Lock him up. Throw away the key.

Go ahead, Ryan. You do the honors. You can read him his rights.

This gets out, we're finished! We're done!

No, not me. I'm never giving up.

Brent Jekyll is a campaign manager's dream.

He's a candidate without a past.

No one will ever show up and say, "I smoked dope with him in college."

Or say, "He dodged the draft."

He's a blank page.

He's an imbecile who will say anything I tell him to.

He's perfect.

We didn't expect the mad doctor's whole family to turn up here.

Take it easy and think of the big picture.

In two years, if this formula works,

I will send someone to the White House...

and you will be head of the F.B.I.

But what do we do? What if people start believing this Munster guy?

All right, he tried to kill Jekyll, right?

Uh-- Right.

We just keep him where he is, behind bars.

You take care of your partner, and, uh,

I'll figure out a way of using this to our advantage, yes?

Say yes. "Yes."

Yes.

So do you understand these rights? [ Stifled Chuckle ]

Herman?

I was remaining silent. [ Laughing ]

Oh, oh, that was good.

Okay, okay. Come on, I gotta take your picture and book you.

Oh, a photograph.

Oh, that's pretty.

Detective Wurkowski?

Hello!

Sorry about the mirror.

All right, people, it's time to continue our lesson on the solar system.

Stanley, will you please turn on the projector?

[ Projector Clicks ]

Normally it takes 29 days for the moon to complete its cycle.

But with the magic of these slides, we can speed things up a bit.

Hey, Mr. Spock! You're in my seat.

So move! No!

Stanley. Sit down.

Butt brain.

[ Eddie Growling ]

As you can see, now we have our own full moon.

- [ Growling ] - You're toast, Munster.

[ Growling ]

- Eddie? - Oh, my God.

- [ Howling ] - [ Students Screaming ]

[ Howling ]

[ Screaming Continues ]

- [ Growling ] - [ Screaming ]

[ Growling Continues ]

This is nice. Mmm.

Do you see what's on the back?

[ Camera Shutter Clicking ]

[ Shutter Clicks ]

[ Man ] Press your thumb right there.

Hmm.

Can't leave without this. [ Chuckles ] Comes off all the time.

[ Phone Ringing ] Hello?

Lily? Lily, you'll never guess what.

They gave me a free phone call.

Herman Munster, where are you?

I'm downtown someplace.

There are bars on the windows and my arms and legs are chained.

Herman, if you're in another woman's bedroom-- [ Phone Beeps ]

Oh, just a minute, Herman. There's another call on the line.

Hello?

♪♪ [ Humming ]

No problem. I'll be right there.

Tsk. Herman? I have to go to school. Eddie's in trouble.

Hmm. Well, like father like son.

This unprovoked attack on Brent Jekyll by Herman Munster--

Aunt Lily, come quick. They're talking about Uncle Herman on TV.

Oh! Herman, I have to hang up. You're on TV.

Oh, I-- [ Phone Clicks, Dial Tone ]

She said I'm on TV.

[ Jekyll ] ...this very moment to remedy this situation. [ Walker ] Yes, we are.

What should be done with these people, I ask you?

Number one: Hold Munster without bail.

B: Schedule a hearing before the I.N.S....

to see that Herman Munster and his entire family...

are deported from this country as undesirables. We are doing that.

[ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]

[ Car Engine Rumbling ]

[ Students Screaming, Eddie Growling ]

[ Growling ]

Edward Wolfgang Munster. You come here, right now.

[ Student ] Did you see that?

We have no time for this foolishness. Your father's in trouble.

The whole family's in trouble. They're going to deport us.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Oh, cool! That was so X Files.

- How did you do that? - Are those fangs?

Uh-huh.

- Can you teach me how to do that? - Maybe.

Eddie and I, we planned the whole thing together. Didn't we, bud?

Well, come along, dear.

We have to get home and find out if Grandpa found the antidote.

- It's so nice to see you've made some friends. - Good-bye.

- Bye, Eddie. - [ Student ] Bye, Eddie.

[ Student ] See you tomorrow.

[ Laughing ] Eureka!

Lily! Lily!

Hi. Hello, dear.

[ Indistinct Noise ]

[ Coughs, Mutters ]

I've done it.

You've created the antidote, Grandpa.

She may not have looks, Grandpa, but she's got brains.

There was only enough formula to give us two shots.

We only have 72 hours to get the antidote into Norman's system.

I bet that's because the antidote begins to break down.

Oh, now there's a boy with looks and brains.

Thanks, Grandpa.

I saw that Dad-- I mean, Brent Jekyll is speaking at a rally in the park.

But how will we get past the security? The place is gonna be mobbed...

with police and Secret Service.

She's right. How will we get through?

We won't go through them. We'll go under them.

Herman can dig a tunnel to the speaker's podium.

That's a wonderful idea.

But Dad's in jail. I know.

But the only way to clear Herman is to make him an escaped convict.

- Hmm? - But if you break him out,

won't all the policemen be looking for him?

Exactly. Oh! [ Laughs ] Yes.

That's the beauty of it.

This is my finest hour.

[ Knocking On Door ]

It's the police.

Tsk. You talk to them, Marilyn. We'll hide.

Here, take my books.

Detective Cartwell? Hi.

You're alone?

Yeah. Um, please, why don't you call me Ryan?

This isn't an official visit. Okay.

I just wanted to see if you were okay.

Why shouldn't I be? My mom's in a coma. My dad's disappeared.

My uncle's in jail. And you're trying to deport my relatives.

Okay. I deserve that.

Look, I really wish I could help you out.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no. Just a cobweb.

Right there. Cobweb. Got it. It's all right.

Um, why don't you have a seat in here? Oh.

I can't figure it out. Your Uncle Herman...

doesn't seem like the kind of person who would hurt anyone.

Parts of him wouldn't.

Well, why would your Uncle Herman attack a Congressional candidate?

Um--

[ Explosion ]

What was that?

My grandfather, he's in the lab,

working to prove that my Uncle Herman is innocent.

I'd love to believe you.

But I'm still a cop.

Need to see that proof.

Speaking of being a cop,

I'd better get back to being one.

Are you sure you can't stay for dinner?

My Aunt Lily is making her famous lizard sushi served on a bed of maggots.

[ Laughs ] Uh, I'll take a rain check.

[ Sighs ]

Edward. Breakfast.

Where are you? Where's Mummy's little boy?

Edward, come out of there.

Grandpa, you got Herman out of jail.

[ Mutters ] You fell for it.

That's not Herman. It's a decoy.

I made this out of Herman's old spare parts.

This is gonna help me get the real Herman outta jail. [ Barks ]

[ Barks, Sniffs ]

Mmm! [ Growls Softly ]

- He has two left hands. - [ Snarls ]

Yes, well, that's all there was.

Herman goes through right hands very fast.

[ Muffled Bark ]

- Does he always sound like that? - [ Snarls ]

Well, I couldn't find any human brains, and, you know, short notice.

Fortunately, Norman had this lying around the lab.

- A dog's brain! - A dog's brain.

[ Snorts ]

[ Mutters, Growls ]

[ Chuckles ] He certainly is unruly.

- [ Growls ] - Back.

[ Whimpering ]

No problem. Come on, boy.

With my instant uniform cubes,

I'll have the real Herman out of jail in two flaps of a bat's wing.

Come on, boy. [ Whistles, Pants ]

[ Panting, Snarls ]

- Mmm, bye. - [ Barks ]

[ Mutters, Pants ]

Bad dog.

Let's see, "milkman, sailor."

Aha, "police officer."

Uh-oh. [ Coughs ] Oh, no, not a policewoman.

Come on, boy.

Come on, boy. Come on. [ Whistles ]

Come on, boy!

All right.

[ Sniffing, Slurps ]

[ Clearing Throat ]

What's Munster doing out of his cell?

[ Woman's Voice ] Oh, well, I'm just bringing Mr. Munster...

back from interrogation.

Hey, I haven't seen you before.

How about a little bite after your shift's over?

[ Chuckles ] Would you just buzz us in, big fella?

Certainly.

[ Buzzer Buzzing ] ♪♪ [ Humming ]

[ Woman's Voice ] A bite after my shift's over.

[ Regular Voice ] Sounds very tempting.

♪♪ [ Clattering Sound ]

[ Grandpa Groans ]

How do they walk in these things?

[ Whistles ] Stay.

Psst! Herman! It's me.

Grandpa?

Boy! You better watch whose blood you've been drinking.

Shh! Quiet.

Say...

who's the handsome guy?

Ah, yes. Your ticket outta here.

Oh. I don't think I should escape.

Jorge says that you're innocent until proven guilty by a jury of your peers.

And he's an attorney from Pacoima.

[ Grunts ]

Herman, where are they going to find a jury of your peers?

It would take a month of grave robbing and stitching to come up with 12 of you.

You have a point.

Hurry up and get yourself outta there.

[ Gasps ]

[ Grandpa Whistles ] Come on, boy.

Jorge, good-bye.

[ Phone Ringing ]

I've got a foolproof plan.

Watch! [ Laughs ]

Come on, boy. Come on, boy!

Fetch! [ Barking ]

Have to read their rights-- [ Barking ]

It's the Munster guy!

Munster's escaping! Munster's escaping!

Now we go this way. Oh, this is good.

[ Barking ]

[ Indistinct Shouting ]

Look out! All right!

Go! Uh, wait a minute.

What? My sunglasses.

Everyone in Los Angeles wears sunglasses.

How do I look? Fine. Now, go! Let's go!

[ Muttering ] They're getting away!

It's going beautifully. I love this car.

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Siren Wailing ]

Uh-oh. What exactly do you mean by "uh-oh"?

[ Siren Wailing ] Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Yes, uh-oh. Go! Faster!

They're gaining on us. Do something. [ Murmuring ]

Whoa!

[ Crashing ]

[ Siren Stops ] [ Muttering ]

Whoa!

Pull over, Herman. I'll find a disguise. Let's see, "surfers."

Yes.

[ Coughs ]

[ Siren Wailing ]

Perfect! A flawless escape. "Flawless"?

[ Horse Whinnying ] My good man, thee and I were supposed to be...

two California surfers in a sports car.

Well, at least thee got the sports right.

♪♪ [ Marching Band ] What's the name of this great country?

America!

- And who is it for? - Americans!

My fellow citizens, I remember an America...

the way it used to be.

Safe streets, good schools.

One... language! What do I see now?

Graffiti-covered walls, overcrowded classrooms.

A polyglot... of tongues.

An America threatened by people who don't think the way we do.

♪♪ [ Band Continues ] People who aren't really Americans!

[ Band Stops ]

Oh! Oh! Oh! Get outta here!

Wrong podium. Oh, too bad. I love a brass band.

These people...

are sapping the resources of this great nation,

and they don't have a right to be here.

Ah, the smell of freshly dug dirt. Reminds me of my funeral.

Which one? All 17 of them.

Everything's going according to plan. Eddie should start his diversion...

just about... now.

Being an American meant one thing and one thing alone:

You were an American.

[ Speech Continues, Indistinct ]

[ Speech Continues, Indistinct ]

Hi! You know what? I am having so much trouble finding this address.

Do you think you could help me?

[ Gasps ]

We must do everything we can to see to it that they don't come here,

they don't stay here, and if they are here-- illegally-- they leave!

While other politicians will promise you the moon--

[ Speech Continues, Indistinct ]

[ Growls ]

[ Howling ]

I want you to help me...

bring back the America we remember.

Send me to represent you in Congress!

[ Growling ]

[ People Screaming ]

She'll be fine. Just feeling a little drained.

Oh, um, come in.

We've got a disturbance at the south end of the park.

Repeat, disturbance at the south end of the park.

My fellow Americans-- Where are they going?

I don't know. Hey, hey, hey! Come back here!

What's going on? Security!

[ Campaign Manager ] What do you mean, "That is Security"?

Where are they going? No! Don't go.

Wurkowski, what's going on? Play something.

♪♪

[ Growling ]

[ Dogs Barking ]

Look behind ya!

Whoa!

Oh! Oh!

♪♪ [ Band Continues ] I love it when a plan comes together.

It gives me vulture bumps.

Well, hello. And what party may you be with?

Oh, wait, let me guess. The Green Party?

Thank you.

I love balloons. Thank you very much.

Come on, Herman. We've got to get close enough to hit Jekyll with the blow dart.

♪♪

- [ Groans ] - [ Band Stops ]

[ Grandpa ] Ya made me miss. Thank you. Thank you very much.

- Grandpa. - ♪♪ [ Rock ]

Either you're an old blowhard who can't blow so hard, or you're blind as a bat.

Hold it right there!

- Ah! - My old friend Herman Munster! How are ya, Herman?

Well, I'm all right. I'm a little sore in my shoulder from all the digging--

Herman! You're under arrest.

No! Just move over here. Come on. Move it! Grandpa, you too.

This is exactly the opportunity we've been waiting for.

Yeah, I say go for it.

Ladies and gentlemen, please!

Cool it.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

These people are exactly the kind of people...

who should be deported.

- Hi! - And I ask you, what do we say to them?

- Get out! - Go home! - Get out!

- Get out! - Get out!

Get out! Get out!

Grandpa, do something.

[ Crowd Shouting ] Get out! Get out!

Ala kazam, uh, Dippity-do.

Make this crowd more subdued.

[ Explosion ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Villager ] There they are!

Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!

Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!

[ Crowd, Villagers Chanting ] Kill them! Kill them!

Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!

Grandpa! What do you expect? I'm blind as a bat.

Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!

Look at the bright side. It's just like the old country.

I hate the old country.

Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!

Kill! Kill!

Marilyn? [ Gasps ]

What are you doing? I don't know how to get you to believe this,

but that man up there is my father.

If I don't get this antidote into him right away, I may lose him forever.

Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!

We found out that Walker...

was in your father's lab the night your dad disappeared.

So that's the man on the videotape my grandpa found.

He must have known my father was working on a special formula.

Now it's time to do something about it.

Kill them! Kill them!

- Hold it right there! - Look, I know what's goin' on!

Don't point that finger at me. You work for me. [ Explosion ]

And I decide what's goin' on around here.

[ Wurkowski Squeaking ] What? I feel really weird.

What? What? Hey, nice shoes.

Great work, Grandpa.

Did you really intend to turn him into a rat?

Well, an artist works with the material he's given.

[ Wurkowski ] Listen up, I'm talking to you. I won't even ask.

Who do you think you're pushin' around?

Ladies and gentlemen,

when I am your congressman,

- I-- - [ Woman ] What?

[ Man ] What? Ouch.

I will do--

[ Crowd ] Eww!

I will do-- do.

Do-do? Ha, ha, ha! I said, "Do-do."

[ Crowd ] Eww!

Ha, ha, ha! Look at all those ugly people.

I need a new suit. This one is huge on me.

Wow! How did I get here?

Last thing I remember I was in my lab.

- Ugh! - Uh, uh, folks, uh--

Mr. Jekyll is fine.

Well, he's just not himself today.

So, uh, just go home and remember--

[ Chuckles ] Vote Jekyll! Cut the mike. Cut it now.

[ Man ] Go home yourself.

What are you doing to me? Why have you changed back?

Marilyn!

You look-- Well.

Hey! There's Grandpa!

Herman! Boy, am I glad to see you!

It's about time you came over for a visit.

Don't you know what you had? Your formula gave me the perfect candidate.

[ Voice Amplified ] A Teflon personality without a past.

Someone who could focus these stupid, gullible voters onto someone they hate.

You mean like these folks hate you?

[ Crowd Booing ]

[ Booing Continues ]

[ Blowing Over Microphone ] Testing?

Testing?

You turned the mike on, didn't you?

All right. My political career may be over, but I'll deport you.

I will deport you and your whole family.

I'll get you for this. Don't worry. Move it.

[ Booing Continues ]

Yeah!

Norman!

I love when a plan comes together.

It gives me wolf bumps.

[ Thunder Rumbling ]

Yes! [ Laughing ]

You sure you know what you're doing, Grandpa?

Herman, Grandpa's a trained mad scientist.

Oh. Yes. Norman, I want you to stand right next to Elsa.

Right over there.

All right. Get ready, everyone.

Up she goes.

I'm gonna blow those Munsters back to where they came from.

[ Laughing ] [ Thunder Rumbling ]

Shh! Shh! Shh!

Who do they think they are? They're freaks! Freaks of nature.

I mean, that Herman is green. He should see a dermatologist.

Oh. Looks like a perfect spot.

[ Growls Softly ]

[ Sinister Laughter ]

Bye, bye. Heh, heh, heh!

- [ Electricity Crackling ] - [ Gasps ]

[ Growling ] Oh, no!

Yeah! [ Laughing ]

- [ Electricity Crackling ] - [ Pop ]

[ Kissing Sound ]

Wow! [ Thunderclap ]

Norman! What a kiss! Whoo!

She's alive! She's alive! Ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee!

Oh! I always cry when someone comes back from the dead.

Oh, darling, I was so upset when you disappeared.

It'll never happen again. I promise.

I'll never experiment with trying to make Marilyn normal like us.

Oh, Marilyn, I know you'll never look like the rest of the family,

but we'll love you just the same.

That's right. Looks aren't everything.

You'll find the right person for you. We did.

Oh! [ Growls Playfully ]

Herman, from the first time I watched you get zapped with 50,000 volts,

I knew you were the man for me.

I guess you could say I was made for you.

[ Laughing ]

[ Knocking ]

Oh, Lieutenant Cartwell, come in!

Hi.

Oh, you can't deport us. No. We're just like everybody else.

I happen to know for a fact that the blood...

that runs through everyone's veins is very much the same.

Oh, no, don't worry. Grandpa, since all the criminal charges have been dropped,

the I.N.S. is not going to deport you.

Oh! We're staying in America!

Yea! [ Feet Thumping ]

Oh, that's wonderful. You can watch the house while Norman and I are gone.

A tour around the world!

[ Herman ] Oh!

"Devil's Island, Death Valley"--

[ Gasps ] "The Dead Sea."

Oh, Elsa, it looks wonderful. Mmm, a second honeymoon.

[ Hissing ]

What about Marilyn? Isn't she going with you?

- Hi, Ryan. - Hi.

Well, um, let me just get my coat.

- Oh! - Oh!

[ Laughing ]

Come on. We'll drive you to the airport.

Oh!

Bye.Bye. Bye-bye.

[ Kissing Sounds ]

Bye, Sis. Bye! Come on, Norman! Move it!

Yes, dear. Good-bye, Norman.

Hold it, young man.

Where do you think you're going? Mom, it's a full moon!

Eddie, you know things are different here in America.

You can't run around the way you used to.

I know, Dad.

And since you're the newly elected class president of Room 13,

we got you this.

Wow! My own license.

Now, remember, Eddie. A license is a responsibility, not just a privilege.

- S-Sure, Dad. - Okay. Have a good time.

Going out, Grandpa?

I'm having a neighbor over for a little bite.

[ Eddie Howling ]

Where were we? Mmm.

♪♪

Why, Count, I didn't realize how handsome you are.

And, Mrs. Dimwitty, what a lovely neck you have.

You're such a wonderful dancer, Monique.

Oh, Eddie.

Things are certainly looking up for the Munsters.

Ralph called from the funeral parlor and said business was booming.

Twenty new bodies just arrived.

Mmm!

I think Marilyn found a beau who accepts her for the way she looks.

And Eddie has a nice new little friend.

And Grandpa seems to be fitting right in.

You know something, Herman? Hmm?

I think we're gonna like it here in America. Oh!