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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,533 --> 00:00:10,800 - SO WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL? 2 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:12,800 DO A LITTLE SHOPPING, SEE A MOVIE-- 3 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,900 - SHOOT SPITBALLS OFF THE BALCONY AT OLD PEOPLE, 4 00:00:14,900 --> 00:00:16,100 HEH. 5 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,400 DON'T JUDGE ME. 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,833 - DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE SCHOOL? 7 00:00:20,833 --> 00:00:22,867 - NOPE, SCHOOL'S SHUT DOWN FOR TWO DAYS. 8 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:24,200 RAT INFESTATION! 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,033 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 10 00:00:27,033 --> 00:00:29,400 - LUCKY. WE HAVE GHOST SCHOOL. 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,867 AS IF I NEED HELP BEING A SCARIER GHOST. 12 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,867 others: DON'T SNAP! 13 00:00:34,867 --> 00:00:35,867 - GOOD. 14 00:00:35,867 --> 00:00:39,333 I SEE EVERYONE AGREES. 15 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:41,167 - OH, MAN, MILES. [chuckles] 16 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,867 CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR SCHOOL MAKES YOU WEAR 17 00:00:42,867 --> 00:00:45,067 THOSE STUPID UNIFORMS. 18 00:00:45,067 --> 00:00:48,567 - WE DON'T HAVE TO WEAR UNIFORMS. 19 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:50,733 THIS IS THE OUTFIT I PICKED OUT. 20 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:53,333 - IT'S NICE. 21 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:55,767 - WELL, I'M OUT OF HERE. 22 00:00:55,767 --> 00:00:57,733 - DON'T YOU WISH WE COULD GO TO GHOST WORLD 23 00:00:57,733 --> 00:00:59,233 AND SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE? 24 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:01,433 - SORRY, LADIES, GHOSTS ONLY. 25 00:01:01,433 --> 00:01:03,333 BUT EVEN IF YOU COULD ENTER, 26 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:07,067 YOU GOT TO BE A TOP-LEVEL DUDE LIKE ME 27 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,833 TO KNOW HOW TO USE THIS PORTAL. 28 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,433 [laughs] 29 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:11,567 THE MAN. 30 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:17,500 [yelling] 31 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,933 OH! 32 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:27,100 [yelling] 33 00:01:32,867 --> 00:01:35,833 - MORNING, MR. PRESTON. 34 00:01:35,833 --> 00:01:37,600 - [coughs] 35 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,667 WHOO. 36 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,867 THE MAN. 37 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,467 [laughs] 38 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:44,367 [yells] 39 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:47,600 [spooky rock music] 40 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,433 - * IF YOU MOVE INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE * 41 00:01:50,433 --> 00:01:53,300 * YOU GOTTA TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT * 42 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,400 - * SO IF YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GHOST OR THREE * 43 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:59,367 - * YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG, SEMI-SCARY FAMILY * 44 00:01:59,367 --> 00:02:01,667 - * DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY * 45 00:02:01,667 --> 00:02:03,300 - * BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US * 46 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,167 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 47 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,967 * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 48 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:11,067 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 49 00:02:11,067 --> 00:02:14,833 * 50 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:16,833 - * THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 51 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,167 * 52 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:27,767 OF COURSE, MY DAD SCARED THEM AWAY. 53 00:02:27,767 --> 00:02:29,067 I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 54 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:30,467 SHARE OUR HOUSE WITH PEOPLE? 55 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:33,100 [both laugh] 56 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:34,767 - [laughing harder] 57 00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:37,100 OF COURSE NOT. [laughs] 58 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:40,833 THAT'D BE CRAZY. 59 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:42,267 - LOUIE, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD? 60 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:45,067 YOU USED TO TELL US ALL ABOUT HIS EPIC HAUNTS. 61 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:46,533 WHAT'S HE BEEN UP TO? 62 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:51,767 - OH, MAN, HE'S BEEN UP TO SOME PRETTY CRAZY STUFF. 63 00:02:51,767 --> 00:02:53,700 - COOL. LIKE WHAT? 64 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,633 - LIKE... 65 00:02:55,633 --> 00:03:00,433 MY POPS HAS BEEN MADE A TOP-LEVEL SECRET AGENT. 66 00:03:00,433 --> 00:03:02,567 DUDE GOES ALL OVER GHOST WORLD 67 00:03:02,567 --> 00:03:05,367 ON THESE SUPER DANGEROUS MISSIONS. 68 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:06,633 - COOL. 69 00:03:06,633 --> 00:03:08,567 LIKE WHAT? 70 00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:10,867 - YOU JUST LIKE DETAILS, DON'T YOU? 71 00:03:10,867 --> 00:03:12,533 [bell clangs] 72 00:03:12,533 --> 00:03:15,967 - OKAY, STUDENTS, BEFORE WE START, 73 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:18,567 TOMORROW IS CAREER DAY. 74 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:21,100 YAY. 75 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:23,767 PLEASE INVITE YOUR PARENTS TO CLASS 76 00:03:23,767 --> 00:03:25,600 TO TALK ABOUT THEIR JOBS. 77 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,767 THE DETAILS ARE ON HERE. 78 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:29,133 [shimmering tone] 79 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:30,733 - LOUIE, I BET YOUR DAD'S GONNA HAVE 80 00:03:30,733 --> 00:03:32,567 SOME COOL SECRET AGENT STORIES. 81 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:35,233 - [chuckles] I'M NOT SURE HE CAN MAKE IT. 82 00:03:35,233 --> 00:03:38,267 HE MIGHT BE BUSY FIGHTING GHOST ALIENS. 83 00:03:38,267 --> 00:03:41,467 OR HAVE JURY DUTY. 84 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:43,233 - LOUIE, YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT STUFF UP 85 00:03:43,233 --> 00:03:44,767 ABOUT YOUR DAD, DID YOU? 86 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,267 - YOU THINK I MADE IT UP? 87 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:49,100 OKAY, FINE. I'LL GET HIM HERE. 88 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,700 GET READY, 89 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,167 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA MEET THE BADDEST GHOST AROUND: 90 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:56,367 SECRET AGENT RAY PRESTON. 91 00:03:56,367 --> 00:04:00,667 - WHILE I LOVE THE SPARROW, THE SWAN IS WAY MORE FESTIVE. 92 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,267 - AW, THANKS. 93 00:04:02,267 --> 00:04:04,067 THE BAKERY'S HOSTING A GIRL'S BIRTHDAY PARTY 94 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:05,333 ON THURSDAY, 95 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:07,500 AND THEY WANT IT TO BE TRES CLASSY. 96 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,200 IT'S GOING TO BE WHITE GLOVES, HIGH TEA, 97 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:15,200 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, MAKE MAMA SOME MOOLA. 98 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,067 - STAY CLASSY. 99 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:18,967 [snaps] 100 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,567 - OOH, GIRLS, I NEED SOME HELP. 101 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,900 both: NOT IT. I SAID IT FIRST! 102 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:24,067 - GIRLS, HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU 103 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:25,300 THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT 104 00:04:25,300 --> 00:04:26,900 IN THIS WORLD THAN HELPING OTHERS? 105 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,200 - NOT SURE. - YOU'RE A RIOT. 106 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,200 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 107 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,633 THAT'S CLAY BANNISTER, 108 00:04:32,633 --> 00:04:34,533 FOOD CRITIC FOR THE TASTE OF NEW ORLEANS. 109 00:04:34,533 --> 00:04:35,767 - OH, YEAH. 110 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:37,067 HE'S THE GUY WHO CAME TO REVIEW THE BAKERY 111 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:38,533 BUT WAS SCARED AWAY. 112 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:41,700 - RAY MADE HIM LAY EGGS AND BLOW STEAM OUT HIS BUTT. 113 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,800 OH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 114 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,900 - TWO CORN MUFFINS TO GO, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY. 115 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,567 - WELCOME BACK, MR. BANNISTER. 116 00:04:48,567 --> 00:04:50,300 I LIKE YOUR SWEATPANTS. 117 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,767 SPORTY. 118 00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:53,200 - I'M SO GLAD, 119 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,267 BECAUSE I WEAR THEM EVERY DAY. 120 00:04:56,267 --> 00:04:57,933 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A JOB. 121 00:04:57,933 --> 00:05:00,100 - OH, DID-- DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 122 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,467 - YEAH, SOMETHING HAPPENED. 123 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:05,500 I WALKED INTO THIS HOUSE OF HORRORS 124 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:09,700 AND LAID EGGS LIKE A CHICKEN. 125 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,100 - [laughs] 126 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,300 I MADE IT MY SCREEN SAVER. 127 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:15,567 I'LL LET YOU GROWN-UPS TALK. 128 00:05:15,567 --> 00:05:17,700 - I TRIED REPORTING WHAT HAPPENED, 129 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,067 BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME. 130 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:20,333 I LOST MY JOB, 131 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,867 AND MY FAMILY THINKS I'M A CRACKPOT. 132 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:26,100 - WHEN I GET THE CRANKIES, I GET MY HAIR DONE. 133 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,067 - OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE. 134 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:32,767 MOTHER INSISTED WE STOP IN. 135 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:33,933 SHE'S IN THE CAR. 136 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,567 - WELL, AT LEAST SHE STUCK BY YOU. 137 00:05:35,567 --> 00:05:37,167 - SHE'S THE ONE WHO FIRED ME. 138 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,900 MOTHER RUNS THE PAPER. 139 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:42,900 NOW SHE CALLS ME KOOKMEISTER CLAY. 140 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:45,700 - AND YOU DON'T LIKE THAT? 141 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,867 - KOOKMEISTER! 142 00:05:47,867 --> 00:05:49,533 WHAT IS THE HOLDUP? 143 00:05:49,533 --> 00:05:52,967 OH, LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE STUCK IN A LINE OF GHOSTS. 144 00:05:52,967 --> 00:05:54,767 OOOOOOH. 145 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:57,233 [laughs] 146 00:05:57,233 --> 00:05:59,900 SERIOUSLY, KICK IT INTO GEAR, LOONY TUNES. 147 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,500 [snapping] 148 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,200 - THANKS AGAIN FOR THE MUFFINS 149 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,333 AND RUINING MY LIFE. 150 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,167 - YOU'RE WELCOME! TELL A FRIEND! 151 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:12,133 - FRANKIE, THAT MAN'S IN A LOT OF PAIN. 152 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,467 YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S TIME YOU GIRLS 153 00:06:13,467 --> 00:06:15,067 LEARN ABOUT BEING THERE FOR OTHERS. 154 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:16,900 WE'RE GOING TO INVITE CLAY AND HIS MOM TO LUNCH 155 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,233 AND PROVE TO HER HE'S NOT CRAZY. 156 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:21,067 - MOM, WE CAN'T SHOW HER WE LIVE WITH GHOSTS. 157 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:23,467 - NO, WE'LL JUST SHOW HER ENOUGH TO PROVE SOMETIMES IN LIFE 158 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,633 WEIRD, UNEXPLAINABLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. 159 00:06:25,633 --> 00:06:29,500 - [yells] 160 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,700 [coughs] 161 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:35,267 CRASHED INTO A GHOST BIRD ON THE WAY BACK FROM SCHOOL. 162 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:39,467 SO REMEMBER, 163 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:42,133 TODAY AT SCHOOL, YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE MY DAD, 164 00:06:42,133 --> 00:06:43,600 AND YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT. 165 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,900 - GOT IT, STEWIE. 166 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:50,167 - IT'S LOUIE. 167 00:06:50,167 --> 00:06:51,167 [knocking on door] 168 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:52,667 - WHERE'S RAY? 169 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:55,133 WE NEED HIM TO SCARE THE SNOT OUT OF AN OLD LADY. 170 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:57,600 - HI, I'M RAY PRESTON, A SECRET AGENT. 171 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,400 I BATTLE GHOST ALIENS. 172 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,567 - NOT YET! 173 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:01,933 - OKAY. HI! 174 00:07:01,933 --> 00:07:03,933 I'M LORENZO. 175 00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:06,167 - WHAT'S GOING ON, LOUIE? 176 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:10,067 - SO I KIND OF TOLD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL 177 00:07:10,067 --> 00:07:12,067 MY DAD IS A SUPER-SECRET AGENT 178 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:15,500 WHO CAPTURES AND DESTROYS GHOST ALIENS. 179 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:18,667 - NO ONE'S GONNA BELIEVE YOU'RE RELATED TO HIM. 180 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:21,300 - OF COURSE THEY WILL. 181 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:24,067 WE HAVE IDENTICAL BICEPS. 182 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:29,400 - WOW, IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT TWINS. 183 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,233 - SEE YOU AT SCHOOL, LORENZO! 184 00:07:37,233 --> 00:07:38,367 - WHO'S LORENZO? 185 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:39,367 - GAH! 186 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:40,600 NOBODY. 187 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,600 A FRIEND. 188 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,833 NOBODY. 189 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,567 - YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD. 190 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:45,833 - WEIRD? 191 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,233 I'M JUST A KID LOOKING FORWARD 192 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:50,467 TO A FUN DAY OF LEARNING. 193 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:51,767 - COME ON, SON. 194 00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:52,800 I'M A PARENT. 195 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,333 MY SENSES ARE FINELY TUNED 196 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:56,100 TO LET ME KNOW IF ANYTHING STRANGE 197 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,800 IS GOING ON WITH MY BOYS. 198 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,633 NOTHING GETS PAST ME, LOUIE. 199 00:07:59,633 --> 00:08:01,500 NOTHING. 200 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,067 - HEY, POPS! 201 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,233 - HEY, MILES. 202 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,100 WHAT IS THAT? 203 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:12,067 - PRESENTING THE GHOST GROOMER 3000! 204 00:08:13,467 --> 00:08:15,700 IT'S THE WORLD'S FIRST GHOST SHOWER. 205 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,133 - GREAT IDEA, 206 00:08:17,133 --> 00:08:19,133 EXCEPT GHOSTS DON'T SHOWER. 207 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,767 - WE DO NOW, MR. LAZYBONES. 208 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,500 SOMEONE DAB A LITTLE GOOP ON ME AND I'LL DEMONSTRATE. 209 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,467 - HAPPY TO HELP. 210 00:08:25,467 --> 00:08:27,200 [snaps] 211 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:32,300 - UH-OH. BLUE GOOP. 212 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,067 WHATEVER WILL I DO? 213 00:08:37,533 --> 00:08:38,900 [phone rings] 214 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,067 - THAT'S ENOUGH. 215 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:41,633 GO FOR RAY. 216 00:08:41,633 --> 00:08:43,567 MR. DOBSON. 217 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:45,100 CAREER DAY? 218 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,067 NO, LOUIE DIDN'T MENTION IT. 219 00:08:47,067 --> 00:08:48,400 SEE YOU THEN. 220 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,133 - OH, RAY, DID FRANKIE TELL YOU 221 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:52,567 WE NEED YOUR HELP TO SCARE MRS. BANNISTER TOMORROW? 222 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:55,833 - WISH I COULD, BUT I'M HOSTING BAND PRACTICE TOMORROW. 223 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,233 - BUT COULDN'T YOU RESCHEDULE 224 00:08:57,233 --> 00:08:59,633 YOUR LITTLE MUSIC THINGIE FOR ANOTHER TIME? 225 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:01,433 - "LITTLE MUSIC THING?" 226 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:03,600 YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT RAY PRESTON, 227 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,667 A SAX PLAYER WHO'S SO GOOD THAT LOUIE'S TEACHER 228 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:09,067 ASKED ME TO COME SPEAK TO HIS CLASS. 229 00:09:09,067 --> 00:09:11,067 HE SAID, AND I QUOTE, 230 00:09:11,067 --> 00:09:13,767 "WE LOOK FORWARD TO HOSTING A CELEBRITY." 231 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:17,933 CE-LEB-RI-TY. 232 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:18,933 [snaps] 233 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,567 - HEY! GET BACK HERE! 234 00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:22,833 I'M TRYING TO TEACH MY DAUGHTERS HOW TO BE NICE PEOPLE, 235 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:25,233 YOU BIG BAG OF WIND! 236 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:27,367 - MOM, WE CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE FART STEAM 237 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,633 OR LAY EGGS WITHOUT GHOSTS. 238 00:09:28,633 --> 00:09:31,300 - I KNOW. WE WERE CLAY'S ONE SHOT. 239 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:32,967 OH, I FEEL AWFUL. 240 00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:34,733 - I'M DEVASTATED. 241 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:37,533 MAYBE AN HOUR OF SHOPPING MIGHT HELP DULL THE PAIN. 242 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,200 - ALL DONE FOLDING THE NAPKINS. 243 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,700 INSTEAD OF SWANS, I WENT WITH HUMAN SKULLS. 244 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,267 YOU'RE WELCOME. 245 00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:50,100 - YOU ARE A SCARY LITTLE GIRL. 246 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,600 WAIT, THAT'S IT. 247 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,600 FRANKIE, I WANT YOU TO USE ALL YOUR CREEPY TALENTS 248 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:57,833 TO CREATE A SCARE THAT WILL MAKE MRS. BANNISTER 249 00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,767 QUESTION HER VERY SANITY. 250 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,867 - I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 251 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,067 WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER, 252 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:05,067 THEY'LL HAVE TO CART HER AWAY. 253 00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:11,033 - OKAY, LORENZO, LET'S REVIEW. 254 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:12,600 YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT, 255 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,033 YOU FIGHT SPACE ALIENS, 256 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:15,300 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 257 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:16,900 MY NAME IS LOUIE. 258 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:17,900 YOU SAY IT. 259 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:19,100 - LOUIE. 260 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:23,167 THIS IS FUN. 261 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:24,167 - OH, NO! 262 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:28,333 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 263 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,133 [chuckles] DAD. 264 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:32,467 WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 265 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:35,467 [chuckles] OKAY, SEE YOU AT HOME. 266 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:37,733 - LOUIE, I'M HERE FOR YOUR CAREER DAY. 267 00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:39,100 YOUR TEACHER CALLED. 268 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,567 YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME. 269 00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:42,700 - NO! 270 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,933 [bell clangs] 271 00:10:44,933 --> 00:10:47,600 - MR. PRESTON, A GRATEFUL NATION 272 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:50,867 SENDS ITS THANKS. 273 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,267 - OKAY. 274 00:10:53,267 --> 00:10:55,167 - LOUIS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT YOUR DAD TO COME. 275 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:56,900 THIS IS TOO COOL. 276 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,833 - WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IN HIS CASE? 277 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:01,933 PROBABLY HIS LASER BLASTER. 278 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:04,167 - I'M SO DOOMED. 279 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:08,467 - EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME AGENT PRESTON. 280 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:10,067 [applause] 281 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:11,833 - THANK YOU. 282 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:14,133 ACTUALLY, IT'S RAY PRESTON. 283 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:15,133 HEY, KIDS. 284 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,200 I'M LOUIE'S DAD, 285 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,600 AND MY FIRST QUESTION TODAY IS, 286 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:22,233 CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT A WOODWIND IS? 287 00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,567 THEN IT'S A GOOD THING I'M HERE. 288 00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:25,567 A WOODWIND IS-- 289 00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:26,767 - EXCUSE ME. 290 00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:27,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 291 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,833 - WHAT? 292 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,300 - IT'S JUST THAT THE KIDS 293 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,333 REALLY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SECRET AGENT JOB. 294 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,933 - MY SECRET WHAT-NOW? 295 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:37,067 - HOW YOU FIGHT GHOST ALIENS FROM OTHER PLANETS. 296 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:39,067 LOUIE'S TOLD US ALL ABOUT IT. 297 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:44,833 HIS STORIES GAVE ME CHILLS. 298 00:11:44,833 --> 00:11:45,833 - [snaps] 299 00:11:45,833 --> 00:11:46,833 [fire alarm ringing] 300 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:47,833 FIRE ALARM! 301 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:48,833 EVERYBODY OUT! 302 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,767 - LOUIE. - SORRY, DAD. 303 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:51,867 NO TIME. 304 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:54,833 FIND YOUR BUDDY AND EXIT. 305 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,267 - I'LL BE YOUR BUDDY. 306 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,100 - [sighs] 307 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,100 SON, WHY WOULD YOU LIE 308 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,167 AND TELL EVERYONE 309 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:06,533 I WAS A SECRET AGENT? 310 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:08,067 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE 311 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:11,633 WAS GONNA BUY YOU AS A SUMO WRESTLER. 312 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:14,567 - LOUIE, I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER. 313 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,933 - WE'RE VERY DISAPPOINTED, GOO-IE. 314 00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:18,933 - GET OUT. 315 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:19,933 - OKEYDOKE. 316 00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,400 YOU GOT MY CARD, AND... 317 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,067 [in Swedish accent] I ALSO DO A SWEDISH ACCENT. 318 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,967 - I WANT A REAL ANSWER, LOUIE. 319 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,567 NOW. 320 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:31,767 - FINE. 321 00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:33,367 I WAS EMBARRASSED, OKAY? 322 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,167 ALL THE KIDS WERE TELLING STORIES 323 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:37,633 ABOUT THE COOL SCARES THEIR DADS DO. 324 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:38,833 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY. 325 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:39,933 - [sighs] 326 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,467 LOUIE, YOU KNOW I DON'T SCARE 327 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:44,200 BECAUSE WE LIVE WITH THE HATHAWAYS NOW. 328 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,200 TOMORROW YOU WILL MARCH INTO THAT CLASS 329 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,267 AND TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH. 330 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,833 - I CAN'T DO THAT! 331 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,067 I'M LOUIE PRESTON. 332 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:54,767 I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD. 333 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:56,900 [yells] 334 00:12:56,900 --> 00:13:00,300 OW, MAN. 335 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,067 THIS ISN'T EVEN MY BACKPACK! 336 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:09,767 - OKAY, THE BANNISTERS WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND. 337 00:13:09,767 --> 00:13:11,067 HOW'RE WE LOOKING? 338 00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,200 - GOOD TO GO. 339 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,467 THE LIGHTS ARE SET TO FLICKER. 340 00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,167 - OOH, NICE. 341 00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:20,400 - CHAIRS WILL FLOAT THANKS TO THAT FISHING LINE. 342 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,900 AND MRS. BANNISTER'S SEAT CUSHION 343 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:22,900 IS ALL RIGGED. 344 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,500 [imitation flatulence] 345 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,133 - AND WHAT HAUNT WOULD BE COMPLETE 346 00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,967 WITHOUT SOME SCARY NOISES? 347 00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:30,667 [deep, spooky groaning] 348 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:31,667 - OH, MY. 349 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:32,867 THAT IS CREEPY. 350 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:35,800 - I RECORDED YOU SLEEPING. 351 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,867 YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR. 352 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:39,867 - [gasps] 353 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:41,100 THEY'RE HERE. 354 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,533 HELLO, BANNISTERS. 355 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:43,733 THANK YOU SO MUCH 356 00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:44,967 FOR ACCEPTING OUR INVITATION. 357 00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,833 - I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE 358 00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:49,700 THREATENED TO CANCEL MY CABLE. 359 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,467 - INDOOR VOICE, WHACK-A-DOO. 360 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:56,133 OH, WAIT, THERE ARE ONLY TWO PLACE SETTINGS. 361 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:59,300 WHERE ARE THE GOBLINS AND WEREWOLVES TO SIT? 362 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,233 [laughs] 363 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,967 - WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND? 364 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:08,533 - MRS. APPLEBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 365 00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,500 WE'RE HERE FOR LITTLE PRISCILLA'S TEA PARTY, 366 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,933 OF COURSE. 367 00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,433 - WHICH IS SCHEDULED FOR THE 16TH. 368 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:14,967 MRS. APPLEBY, NOT TO EMBARRASS YOU, 369 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,067 BUT TODAY IS ONLY... 370 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,967 [screaming] THE 16TH! 371 00:14:17,967 --> 00:14:19,433 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 372 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:23,067 - MISS HATHAWAY, WE PAID FOR AN ELEGANT TEA PARTY. 373 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,200 NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED-- 374 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,633 - WHAT! [stammers] 375 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:26,800 OF COURSE I'M PREPARED. 376 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,267 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 377 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,433 GET READY FOR ELEGANT. 378 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,800 MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 379 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,133 [yelps] 380 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,867 - ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT SOME SUMMERTIME? 381 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:43,167 [snapping] ONE, TWO, THREE-- 382 00:14:43,167 --> 00:14:45,067 - HEY! [knocking] 383 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:46,067 OPEN UP! 384 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,267 NAPKIN EMERGENCY! 385 00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:49,433 - JUST SOME WEIRD NEIGHBORHOOD LADY. 386 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:52,133 I'LL JUST SCARE HER AWAY. 387 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,333 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 388 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:59,300 [imitating ghost noises] BWOOOAH! MWUAAAH! 389 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,233 [coughs] 390 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,267 THROAT TICKLE. 391 00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,633 - RAY, I NEED MY CLASSY BIRD NAPKINS. 392 00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:05,667 WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED? 393 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:06,667 - IS IT? 394 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:07,867 [laughs nervously] 395 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,900 THE HINGES MUST HAVE RUSTED. 396 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,100 DARN. 397 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,967 WELL, BACK TO BAND PRACTICE. 398 00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:14,333 - WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME GOING IN THERE? 399 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,500 - WELL, MY BUDDIES MAY BE 400 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,267 UNDER THE IMPRESSION ONLY GHOSTS LIVE IN THIS HOUSE. 401 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,100 - AND WHY WOULD THEY THINK THAT? 402 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,667 - BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM. 403 00:15:23,667 --> 00:15:25,833 - WAIT, DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE MAD AT LOUIE 404 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,467 FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME THING, 405 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,667 LYING TO LOOK COOL IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDDIES? 406 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,200 - WHAT? NO. 407 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,833 THIS SITUATION IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... 408 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:36,100 ISN'T IT? 409 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,367 - NO, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE 410 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:38,567 BECAUSE I'M ELEGANT, RAY. 411 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:40,333 I'M ELEGANT! 412 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:47,233 - GENTLEMEN, THE GHOST GROOMER 3000. 413 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:52,067 IT'LL LEAVE YOUR FORM FEELING CLEAN AND WARM. 414 00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,333 WHO WANTS TO TRY IT OUT FIRST? 415 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,467 - MILES, THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 416 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,800 - I'M SENSING SOME RESERVATIONS. 417 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,367 ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE. 418 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,433 [machine clanking, whirring] 419 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:04,900 SEE, I'M CLEANER ALREADY. 420 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,067 UH, HEY, HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH! 421 00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:08,733 HELP! AHH! MAKE IT STOP! 422 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:10,167 [yelling] 423 00:16:12,933 --> 00:16:15,233 AH, REFRESHING. 424 00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:16,800 - NO WAY I'D GET IN THAT THING. 425 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,567 IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN. 426 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:20,733 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 427 00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:22,333 - I SAID IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN. 428 00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:25,067 NOW, I LOVE THESE SWAN NAPKINS. 429 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,500 THIS IS VERY CLASSY. 430 00:16:29,433 --> 00:16:32,933 - OKAY, WE HAVE A TEA PARTY TO PUT ON. 431 00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:34,267 - MOM, I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 432 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:36,200 GETTING CLAY HIS LIFE BACK. 433 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,067 - YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO HELPING OTHERS 434 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,100 AND MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE? 435 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,833 - WE'LL TAKE SHORTER SHOWERS. 436 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:43,833 - OH, MAY WE HAVE-- 437 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,167 - BUP, BUP, BUP. 438 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:48,300 SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION, MRS. APPLEBY. 439 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,767 MISS HATHAWAY, I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR 440 00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:52,800 THAT I WANTED THIS TO BE AN ELEGANT, TASTEFUL AFFAIR. 441 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,433 - TRUST ME, THIS TEA PARTY WILL BE THE EPITOME OF ELEGANCE. 442 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,233 ONE LITTLE SIDE NOTE: THE VIOLINIST COULDN'T MAKE IT. 443 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,133 HOWEVER... [clears throat] 444 00:17:01,133 --> 00:17:06,167 * ARE YOU GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR * 445 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,467 APPARENTLY NOT. 446 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,267 BACK IN A JIFF. 447 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,500 - CAN WE PLEASE GO? 448 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,100 THIS PLACE SO GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 449 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,400 - OH, WELL, NOW, WHAT IS SCARING YOU THE MOST? 450 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,300 IS IT THE SIX-YEAR-OLD HOLDING THE BALLOON BOUQUET? 451 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,300 [laughs] 452 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,967 - DO YOU JUST LIKE TORTURING ME? 453 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:27,433 - CLAY, UNTIL YOU REALIZE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS, 454 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:30,867 NO ONE IS EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO HELP YOU. 455 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:32,600 - I CAN HELP YOU. 456 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,200 GIRLS, REVERSE COURSE. 457 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,800 NO SALE IS AS IMPORTANT AS HELPING OTHERS. 458 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,333 FRANKIE, RELEASE THE HOUNDS. 459 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:40,333 - YES! 460 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,333 MOM, I WOULD SO HUG YOU RIGHT NOW... 461 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:43,167 - MM. 462 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,267 - YOU KNOW, IF I WAS A HUGGER. 463 00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,067 TAYLOR, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 464 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,767 - LOCKED AND READY TO GO. 465 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:53,833 [deep, spooky groans] 466 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:57,067 - THEY'RE BACK. 467 00:17:57,067 --> 00:18:00,100 - WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SOUND? 468 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,967 IT'S NOT HUMAN! 469 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:05,967 - I REALLY DO NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. 470 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:09,733 [girls screaming] 471 00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:14,067 [Bannisters screaming] 472 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,467 - [yells] 473 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,900 WHO'S CRAZY NOW, MOTHER? 474 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,733 [imitation flatulence] 475 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:29,667 - [screaming] 476 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,167 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 477 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,967 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JOB BACK. 478 00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:41,400 JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS FREAK SHOW. 479 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,500 - THANKS. 480 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,133 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME. 481 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,133 [deep, spooky groaning] 482 00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,200 [both scream] 483 00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:54,100 - BEFORE WE START, 484 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,933 MR. PRESTON HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 485 00:18:56,933 --> 00:18:58,767 AND THIS BETTER NOT BE AN EXCUSE 486 00:18:58,767 --> 00:19:01,467 TO FART THE ALPHABET AGAIN. 487 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:05,867 - HEH. [clears throat] 488 00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,733 GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 489 00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:09,467 SO THE OTHER DAY 490 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:13,200 I TOLD YOU MY FATHER WAS A SECRET AGENT. 491 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:16,067 WELL, THE TRUTH IS-- 492 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,467 - THE TRUTH IS, 493 00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:20,733 I'M THE NUMBER ONE SECRET AGENT IN GHOST WORLD. 494 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:24,267 - DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 495 00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:25,600 - I DON'T KNOW. 496 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,933 MAYBE GETTING READY TO KICK SOME ALIEN BUTT! 497 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:32,700 HIYAH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AHH! 498 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,867 - [applauding] 499 00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:38,600 - STUDENTS, WHEN I CAME TO SPEAK TO YOU YESTERDAY, 500 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,933 I WAS INTERRUPTED BY A FIRE ALARM. 501 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:43,733 I NOW KNOW WHO MAY BE RESPONSIBLE 502 00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:45,267 FOR PULLING THAT ALARM: 503 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,333 A GHOST-EATING SPACE ALIEN! 504 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,667 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, AGENT PRESTON? 505 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,667 - [sighs] 506 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,867 I'M NOT SURE. 507 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,433 HE'S AS RUTHLESS AS IT GETS. 508 00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:58,333 - RUTHLESS WITH A CAPITAL "R"! 509 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:01,567 [roars] 510 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,800 THEY CALL ME THE GHOST GROOMER 3000 511 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,700 'CAUSE I CLEAN AWAY THE SCUM. 512 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,633 - SWEEP THE LEG! 513 00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:11,433 SWEEP THE LEG! 514 00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:13,500 [students cheering, shouting] 515 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,867 - [giggling] 516 00:20:14,867 --> 00:20:15,900 STOP IT. 517 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,533 STOP IT. IT REALLY TICKLES. 518 00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,767 - I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM DOWN, POPS. 519 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:20,767 QUICKLY. 520 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,033 - OKAY, YOU. 521 00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:24,467 IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 522 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,100 JUDO CHOP! 523 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,767 - OW, OW, OW! 524 00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:30,933 [coughing dramatically] 525 00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:33,067 GOOD-BYE, PUNY EARTHLINGS. 526 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,133 I REGRET NOTHING. 527 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:38,600 STAY IN SCHOOL. 528 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,467 [cheers and applause] 529 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,433 - THAT WAS AWESOME. 530 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,100 - SO COOL. 531 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,967 - THAT'S MY DAD. 532 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,000 - ALL RIGHT, I'M OFF TO FIGHT MY NEXT BATTLE. 533 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,033 BE SAFE. 534 00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,267 - POPS, WAIT! 535 00:20:58,267 --> 00:20:59,667 I STILL HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT 536 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,067 I NEED TO MAKE. 537 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,933 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT NOW, SON. 538 00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:05,100 - YEAH, I DO. 539 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,467 LISTEN UP. 540 00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:10,067 NOT ONLY IS MY POPS A GREAT SECRET AGENT, 541 00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:12,400 HE'S ALSO AN AWESOME MUSICIAN. 542 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,533 HE CAN PLAY THE SAX LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS, 543 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:19,867 AND I'M REALLY PROUD AND HAPPY THAT HE'S MY DAD. 544 00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:21,233 - THANKS, LOUIE. 545 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:23,067 - NO, THANK YOU, DAD, 546 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,933 FOR KEEPING MY COOL REPUTATION INTACT. 547 00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:27,900 - [chuckles] 548 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,433 - [yells] 549 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,733 [laughter] 550 00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,067 [laughs] 551 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,400 WHOO! 552 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,067 THE MAN. 553 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:47,733 THOSE POOR GIRLS ARE PROBABLY SCARRED FOR LIFE. 554 00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:48,900 [girls laughing] 555 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:51,567 - SEE, IT WAS ALL MAKE-BELIEVE. 556 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:52,733 ALL YOU DO IS PULL ON THIS WIRE. 557 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:55,900 YOU TRY. 558 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,767 - [gasps] 559 00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:00,067 [girls laughing] 560 00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:02,267 - IT REALLY DOES FEEL GOOD TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE. 561 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:03,933 - OUR MOTHER IS VERY WISE. 562 00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:05,633 - SKULL NAPKIN? 36803

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