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[knock at the door]
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FBI (OFFSCREEN): Open up.
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-Conrad Bennish, Jr?
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-Maybe.
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Who wants to know?
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-FBI.
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-Whoa.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Oh, hey, if it's about that
bong, I just bought, I thought
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it was a plant holder.
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Honest.
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-Come with us.
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[computer beeping]
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-Whoa.
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Look at this place.
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Great equipment.
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What's he using this
stuff for?
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Whoa.
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Fantastic.
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The construction is beautiful.
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-Mr. Bennish?
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[buzzing]
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-Mr. Bennish, please
have a seat.
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-This guy's a genius?
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-Mr. Bennish, please sit down.
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Quinn Mallory.
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-[laughs]
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-Advanced physics student,
specialist in
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super string theory.
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Your friend and classmate,
correct?
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-Yeah.
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-Professor Maximillian P.
Arturo, University of
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California, noted international
physicist,
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expert in the field of ontology
and cosmology.
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Wade Kathleen Wells, Quinn's
co-worker, currently attending
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North Shore Junior College.
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Majoring in extemporaneous
poetry and prose.
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-Awe, you got to
love it, dude.
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A chick with a poetic lick.
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-These three individuals have
been missing since Tuesday,
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Mr. Bennish.
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We have reason to believe a
fourth individual may also
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have disappeared.
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Rembrandt Brown, also known
as the "Cooking Man."
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-Crying Man.
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-Whatever.
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A neighbor has claimed to
witness a screaming person
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fitting his description drive
a red Cadillac into a huge
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blue whirlpool that emanated
from this house.
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She says it vanished
like a ghost.
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-Cool.
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-If you have any information
regarding these events, you
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better speak up now.
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-Hey look, I don't know
anything, all right?
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-But you do know about
the bridge.
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-Uh, incredible.
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Just last week Conrad Bennish
and I were discussing the
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Einstein-Rosen-Podolsky
bridge, and now
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I've crossed it.
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I mean I've really crossed it!
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-Is that possible?
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You need to maintain quantum
coherence over a microscopic
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compact region of
time and space.
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-The bridge, Conrad.
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We need to know.
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What is it?
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-Well, it's a hypothetical
thing.
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A connecting point between
universes.
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If they've crossed the bridge,
if that's why they're missing,
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it means they may have journeyed
to a parallel Earth.
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-Uh, oh, ah.
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[groaning]
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-Ohh, ah.
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-What's the matter professor?
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-Ah, you kicked me in the ribs,
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that's what's the matter.
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Next time we slide, watch
where you flail.
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-Hey, this could
be home, right?
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-Then where is everybody?
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-Well, look at the
bright side.
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At least it's peaceful
and quiet.
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-Mr. Mallory, what seems
to be the problem?
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-Oh, the timer needs a
rest, and so do we.
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Maybe we can find a
place to lie down.
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We haven't slept in--
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FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN):
There are now
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10 minutes to zero.
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The swarm is approaching
from the south.
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-Swarm?
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FEMALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): If
you have not evacuated the
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city, may God have mercy
on your soul.
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QUINN NARRATING: What if you
could find brand new worlds
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right here on Earth where
anything is possible?
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Same planet, different
dimension.
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I found the gateway.
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[theme music]
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[theme music]
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[theme music]
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[theme music]
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NEWSCASTER: The swarm has now
reached the outskirts of the
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deserted city.
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Given the massive devastation
in Southern California, it's
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hard to imagine anyone would be
foolish enough to venture
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within 100 miles
of this place.
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-Of course, who else could
possibly be here but us?
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The happy wanderers.
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NEWSCASTER: The South American
spider wasp is a hybrid
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creature created in a Venezuelan
lab as a potential
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form of pest control.
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A queen escaped from the
compound in 1987, and in just
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eight short years the brood she
fostered has moved 2,000
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miles north cutting a path of
death and destruction in its
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wake with a wingspan reaching
up to a foot--
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-Don't tell me that.
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NEWSCASTER: --barbed stingers
filled with venom, and an
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immunity to pesticides,
the spider wasps
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have yet to be slowed.
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-I think we better
get indoors.
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NEWSCASTER (OFFSCREEN): And
their ability to eat through
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walls renders most buildings
extremely vulnerable to
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attack.
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-That does it.
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That just does it.
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Listen up.
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I want to go home.
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You dig what I'm saying?
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Home.
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Now, let's go.
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OK, then forget home.
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Let's just leave here.
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-What has gotten into you?
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-I hate spiders!
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I'd rather face a vampire after
I cut myself shaving
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than deal with a spider.
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-Yeah, but these are more
of a wasp than a spider.
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-That's supposed to make me feel
better, girl, that these
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spiders can fly and
sting my head off?
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-This thing's on
its last legs.
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We have to let it cool off.
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-Good heavens.
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-Oh my God!
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-Look, the timer may be
messed up, Quinn, but
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we've got to go.
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-OK.
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PROFESSOR (OFFSCREEN): Come.
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Now.
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Let's go.
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WADE (OFFSCREEN): Hurry.
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-Look.
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-Hey!
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-Ladies first.
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-Mr. Mallory.
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Good heavens, Mr. Mallory,
do something.
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Do something, Mr. Mallory.
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-Come on, come on.
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Come on, come on!
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Work, work!
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All right, Professor,
it's open!
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Go, go!
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[yells]
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[groans]
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-Killer groovy, man.
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The prophets have arrived.
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All our problems are over.
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[crowd murmuring]
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[yells]
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[buzzing]
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[groans]
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-Oh, no, no, no.
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We're alone.
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When the gate closed, it must
have shut off the tunnel Wade
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and Rembrandt were sliding
through, then we slid down a
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different path to a
different Earth.
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-Mr. Mallory, do you mind having
a look at my back?
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Is it about to do
something nasty?
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Get it off, please.
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Quick!
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Perhaps it's dead.
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Ooh, no, no.
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Mr. Mallory, please.
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-Don't worry, Professor,
I used to
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quarterback in high school.
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Hold perfectly still.
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-Uh, oh, oh.
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[grunts]
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-They're not coming, are they?
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They never made it through!
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Whatever this place is,
we're here for keeps.
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-I am Skidd.
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This is Seeker.
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And this is Fling.
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-Fling?
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-Skidd just told me I was his
latest fling, so I changed my
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name to prove my love.
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-Can you guys tell
us where we are?
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-You're at our commune, man,
just outside of San Francisco.
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-San Francisco, man,
that's not bad.
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What year is it?
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-It's 1995.
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-Who's the governor?
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-Pete Wilson, man.
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-Yes.
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Who's the President?
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-Oliver North, man.
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-You look tired.
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Come with us.
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We'll take you to a loving place
where you can rest and
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be refreshed.
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-Look, we could use some
shut eye, Wade.
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I'll go back and search Cheney
Street later, just in case.
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-Oh, join us.
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CROWD: (CHANTING) US out!
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US out!
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US out!
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US out!
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US out!
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US out!
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US out!
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-Hey, man!
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CROWD: (CHANTING) US out!
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US out!
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US out!
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-Hold still.
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-Ow.
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Quarterback, indeed.
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What kind of offense
did you run?
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-Wishbone.
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-Now you tell me.
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Couldn't we have got some
ordinary medical tape?
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Hmm.
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Something a little less
ostentatious?
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-You said no doctors.
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This will do the trick
just fine.
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-Oh.
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-Hey, check it out, brother.
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-And just look at this lot.
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I hated the '60s when
it was the '60s.
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Tune in, turn on, turn
over, an endless
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battle about free love.
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Totally irresponsible hogwash.
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Let's face it, lad, Wade and
Rembrandt are probably on an
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alternate Earth.
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And they have no idea how
much I envy them.
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Go away!
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Street idiot.
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A completely wasted
generation.
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[music playing]
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-September, "down from
the sky," man.
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What more do you want?
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-It's true, Trem.
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We saw it.
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-So we've got two unearthly
prophets, disguised as humans,
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sleeping in our tents.
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What are we supposed to
do when they wake up?
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-We're going to act normal.
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We're going to keep an
eye and an ear open.
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Because every word they
utter could have a
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profound multiple meaning.
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-Oh, yeah.
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MAN (OFFSCREEN):
Right on, man.
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[laughter]
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-Oh man, so far out.
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-Man oh man, this is
heaven on Earth!
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Do you ladies know me?
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I mean, is that why you're
doing all of this?
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-Skidd recognized you the
moment you landed.
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When he told us who you
were, we nearly
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00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,422
dropped to our knees.
269
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,525
-Damn, I wasn't sure the Crying
Man had made a mark in
270
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,094
this world.
271
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,929
Now I can see I had nothing
to worry about.
272
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:59,866
[laughter]
273
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,834
-We'll be back.
274
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,335
-We love you. -Later.
275
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,775
-(SINGING) Cry like a
man, do-do-do-do.
276
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:17,050
You girls are blowing my mind.
277
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,318
Come on and walk with me.
278
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:24,057
Say guys, when my companion
wakes up, could you tell her
279
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,459
I've gone into town to look
for, well, our other
280
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,694
companions?
281
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,131
-Oh, then there are
more of you?
282
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,799
-Yeah, two more.
283
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,734
Their probably stuck
on another world.
284
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,303
Now I know that must
sound crazy.
285
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,673
-No, no, no, it makes
perfect sense.
286
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,676
Your kind travel from
world to world.
287
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,244
We'll always do whatever
you say.
288
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:50,083
-I wish all my fans
had that attitude.
289
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,352
Hey, Skidd man, can I catch
a ride into town?
290
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,853
-Yeah, sure man, unless
you want to take
291
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,088
one of our cars yourself.
292
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,256
-Well, how many cars you got?
293
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:56,756
-Nine.
294
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,693
-Nine.
295
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:00,193
-Are they stolen?
296
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,828
-Oh, hardly man.
297
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,897
Seeker's father owns
have of India.
298
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,199
He donated the cars
and the mansion.
299
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,368
The main house, just over
the hill there, it's
300
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,370
got about 85 rooms.
301
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,171
-Yeah.
302
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,505
-[laughing]
303
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,473
I'll be damned.
304
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,841
You guys are rich.
305
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,377
-Well, we may be into Mother
Earth and spiritual values,
306
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,878
but we're not stupid.
307
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:20,046
-Yeah.
308
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,782
-Wall Street has loving
things to say as well.
309
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,050
-Whoa!
310
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:51,878
You know I used to live in
that house years ago?
311
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,981
Looks like some kind
of party going on.
312
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,449
Think they'd mind if I
took a peek inside?
313
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,720
Uh-huh.
314
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:01,821
Neighborhood's as friendly
as ever.
315
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,557
That's why I moved out.
316
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:17,037
[organ music playing]
317
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:23,810
-Dear family and friends, we
are gathered here today to
318
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:31,551
honor the memory of my late
husband, Rembrandt Brown.
319
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:44,364
When the telegram arrived saying
Rembrandt was missing
320
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:49,769
in action and presumed dead,
my whole world collapsed.
321
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:56,076
But thanks to you, his family
and friends, Rembrandt, Jr.
322
00:17:56,076 --> 00:18:02,215
And I find a way to
go on somehow.
323
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,820
Rembrandt was a good father, a
loving husband, and most of
324
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:12,192
all, the best friend
anyone could have.
325
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:16,329
You got anything you want
to add, Cezanne?
326
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:20,834
-For those of you that don't
know me, I'm Cezanne Brown,
327
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,402
Rembrandt's big brother.
328
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,903
Right on, right on.
329
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,238
MOURNERS: Right on, right on.
330
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:29,909
-I would just like to think
that, well, there's someway up
331
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,178
there that Remy can hear me,
and I just want him to know
332
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:36,249
that, well, that I forgive
him for all the times
333
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,817
that he let me down.
334
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:41,154
SHARON (OFFSCREEN): I'm sure
we all feel that way.
335
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:44,724
-See the truth of the matter
is, is that Rembrandt was
336
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:47,660
jealous of me, because I was
the family achiever.
337
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,062
-Give me a break.
338
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:54,234
-I mean, could I help it that I
was born the better athlete,
339
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,169
the better student?
340
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,671
-It's not you fault, Cezanne.
341
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,272
-No, it's not my fault.
342
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,907
-It's not true either.
343
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,678
-Now we all know that, well,
Remy liked his music.
344
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,812
[MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
FROM THE AUDIENCE]
345
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,317
-Even thought about trying
to make a career
346
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,886
of it at some point.
347
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,288
[laughter]
348
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:19,926
-I mean, could I help it that
the Lord blessed me with more
349
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,161
musical talent?
350
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,798
-Musical talent?
351
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,933
[gasps]
352
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,703
-You couldn't carry a tune if it
was strapped to your back!
353
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,912
-You're supposed to be dead.
354
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:42,949
[screaming]
355
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,431
-Watch your head, there, boy.
356
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:07,273
-S--
357
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,341
Sharon?
358
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:17,150
Wow, it's really you.
359
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:20,420
-My love.
360
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,690
You've come back to us.
361
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,794
It's a miracle from God.
362
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,698
-Now that Dad's not
dead, can we eat?
363
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,534
-Of course, honey.
364
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:39,639
Everyone, this is no
longer a wake.
365
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,574
It's a celebration!
366
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,577
[all cheer]
367
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,061
-Two cups of coffee, please.
368
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,263
WAITRESS (OFFSCREEN):
Sure thing.
369
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,065
-Aw, shoot.
370
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,900
Even the older generation's
dropping out.
371
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,705
What are you looking
at dropout?
372
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,874
Clean yourself up
and get a job.
373
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:17,077
-I have a job, sir.
374
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,713
I am Regent's Professor of
cosmology and ontology at
375
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:20,513
California University.
376
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,749
[laughter]
377
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,386
-Yeah, and I'm Snoop
Hippie Dogg.
378
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,856
Quit tripping, grandpa, and
button your lip before I haul
379
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,124
your psychedelic ass down
to the station.
380
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,431
-Impudent yahoos.
381
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,670
-Professor, that's Bennish.
382
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:44,904
-Good heavens, so it is.
383
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:47,107
And I can actually
see his ears.
384
00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,780
-Hi there, I'm Conrad Bennish,
Jr., president of the Young
385
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,282
Republicans for the War.
386
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,619
Remember, gentlemen, conformity,
patriotism,
387
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,654
they're not dirty words.
388
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,124
Take pride in the love
of God and country.
389
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,496
Hi there, I'm Conrad Bennish,
Jr., president of The Young
390
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,764
Republicans for the War.
391
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,518
-That was quite a speech.
392
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:35,655
-Hey, man, you know I was
only jiving, man.
393
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,791
I knew you were there
the whole time.
394
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:40,126
Don't sweat it, Cezanne.
395
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,362
I'm not offended because I'm
not really your brother.
396
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,898
I'm from another dimension,
a whole other planet.
397
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,334
That woman there, Sharon?
398
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,270
I had the biggest crush on her
in high school, but I never
399
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:52,105
had the guts to ask her out.
400
00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:56,176
Now we're married, and she
worships the ground I walk on.
401
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,611
-Are we talking about
the same Sharon?
402
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,047
-This is paradise, man.
403
00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:05,352
I got a nice house, a devoted
son, Rembrandt, Jr. I couldn't
404
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:06,820
have chosen a finer name.
405
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:09,389
This is the life I was
meant to live.
406
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,057
It's all clear to me now.
407
00:23:11,091 --> 00:23:12,625
-What are you saying?
408
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,694
-I'm saying that I'm staying.
409
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:17,497
I always dug the '60s groove.
410
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,165
I could start my musical
career all over again.
411
00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:23,169
I'll be bigger than I
ever was back home.
412
00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:26,606
If such a thing is possible.
413
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:30,977
-[laughs]
414
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,480
I got it!
415
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:34,447
-What?
416
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,082
-You trippin'.
417
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,083
Another dimension.
418
00:23:37,117 --> 00:23:40,920
Man, you had me going
there for a second.
419
00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:44,090
Well, baby, you have come back
for the perfect time for
420
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:47,327
grooving, because it's time
to be free and fight
421
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:50,363
the powers that be.
422
00:23:50,397 --> 00:23:52,732
Let me tell you about
the women, baby.
423
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,167
Women, man, they are so--
424
00:23:57,337 --> 00:24:00,340
I'm going to let you two talk.
425
00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:01,608
Right on, right on.
426
00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:12,719
-Uh, did we go to the
prom together?
427
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,387
-Don't you remember?
428
00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:17,657
You asked, and I said, no.
429
00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:21,628
I barely knew you were
alive back then.
430
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:24,631
-Some things never change.
431
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:27,600
-It took 10 long years
of nagging before I'd
432
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,736
even go out with you.
433
00:24:29,769 --> 00:24:31,604
What's the matter, honey?
434
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,541
Something wrong with
your memory?
435
00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,443
-Yeah, that's it.
436
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,612
I kind of lost some of my recall
temporarily, yeah.
437
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:42,949
-How convenient.
438
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:45,785
I know you've been fooling
around on me over there.
439
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:56,763
But tonight I'm going to
remind you what home
440
00:24:56,796 --> 00:25:00,033
cookin is all about.
441
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,743
WADE (OFFSCREEN): You said you
had a lot of questions to ask?
442
00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:11,511
-Mistress, you look troubled.
443
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:14,047
-Well, Rembrandt said that he'd
be back soon, and it's
444
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,048
been a day now.
445
00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:19,452
But he's a Gemini so
you never know.
446
00:25:19,486 --> 00:25:21,955
-Gemini, what is that?
447
00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:23,289
-It's a sign.
448
00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:28,595
You know, like, I'm a Virgo, and
my friend Quinn's a Libra.
449
00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:32,198
No astrology on this world?
450
00:25:32,232 --> 00:25:35,335
Well, I guess we've got some
catching up to do.
451
00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:36,836
GROUP: Wow, yeah.
452
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:44,744
[thundering]
453
00:25:44,778 --> 00:25:47,647
-The timer is useless in
its present condition.
454
00:25:47,681 --> 00:25:50,083
But hope is still alive.
455
00:25:54,354 --> 00:25:57,490
Are you familiar with
Alexander Helix?
456
00:25:57,524 --> 00:25:59,426
-Yes.
457
00:25:59,459 --> 00:26:00,627
Yes, the Helix spiral!
458
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,395
I see where you're going.
459
00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:05,265
-It would seem prudent that we
put our collective genius
460
00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:07,367
together if ever we ever
we are to get home.
461
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,601
Are you game?
462
00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:11,604
-Of course, I'll do whatever
it takes to get us home.
463
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,039
-Oh, good lad.
464
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:16,910
Now, seems we need a place to
hole up if we're to work out
465
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,713
the schematics of this thing,
given our current state of
466
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,282
near poverty, a loft
would suffice.
467
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:26,252
It so happens that there is
one in walking distance.
468
00:26:26,286 --> 00:26:28,521
-Furnished loft for rent
on monthly basis.
469
00:26:28,555 --> 00:26:31,191
No pets, radicals, draft
dodgers, musicians or other
470
00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:33,660
counterculture types allowed.
471
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:37,564
Must be clean living, drug
free and patriotic.
472
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:41,067
Well, I guess what they don't
know won't hurt them.
473
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,602
-Ever spit on the flag?
474
00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:44,671
-Certainly not.
475
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:46,906
-I'd never do a thing
like that.
476
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:49,943
-How do you feel
about the war?
477
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:51,945
-We don't follow it much.
478
00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,179
We have no opinion.
479
00:26:57,150 --> 00:26:58,418
-I see.
480
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:01,755
So you'd have me believe
you are real
481
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:05,291
non-political types, right?
482
00:27:05,325 --> 00:27:10,130
I won't allow any sympathizing
with the Outback Cong under my
483
00:27:10,163 --> 00:27:12,132
roof, understood?
484
00:27:12,165 --> 00:27:15,402
This fight ain't just
with the Aussies.
485
00:27:15,435 --> 00:27:20,674
If South Australia falls, it's
just a hop, skip and a jump to
486
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:21,941
our shores.
487
00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:27,213
-Well, we can have that.
488
00:27:27,247 --> 00:27:29,249
Boomerangs and kangaroos
everywhere?
489
00:27:29,282 --> 00:27:31,518
What a nightmare.
490
00:27:31,551 --> 00:27:34,320
-You will have to forgive
my kid brother.
491
00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:35,488
[laughs]
492
00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:37,123
His sense of humor takes
some getting used to.
493
00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:38,425
-Brother?
494
00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:42,062
I thought you said he
was your father?
495
00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:43,296
-Yes.
496
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,898
Well, I am, I am.
497
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:47,300
I had him when I was
very, very young.
498
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:51,905
Oh, those hot summers of one's
promiscuous youth.
499
00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:55,075
You remember?
500
00:27:55,075 --> 00:27:58,778
Well, the reason I called him
my brother is because we're
501
00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:01,448
that close.
502
00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:05,018
Strong family values, hey?
503
00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:07,354
-Listen up.
504
00:28:07,387 --> 00:28:09,089
I'm going to rent you
the place for a
505
00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:12,025
week on a trial basis.
506
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:16,329
And that is only because the
last two people to apply were
507
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,765
a rock drummer and a nudist.
508
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:22,502
And compared to them, and
only them, you two
509
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,571
just might be OK.
510
00:28:24,604 --> 00:28:27,374
-Don't worry Mrs. Tweak,
we're A-OK.
511
00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:29,042
Right, Dad?
512
00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,054
-Dad?
513
00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:45,558
[chuckles]
514
00:28:45,592 --> 00:28:46,826
Sonny.
515
00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:52,065
OPERATOR: FBI informant line.
516
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:55,068
The President's Emergency War
Powers Act allows us to accept
517
00:28:55,068 --> 00:28:57,370
reports on anti-social behavior
that may threaten the
518
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,805
stability of our nation.
519
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,007
Please leave the information
at the tone.
520
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:03,910
-This is Mrs. Ezra
Tweak again.
521
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:07,881
I just rented my loft at
14 Bales Street to two
522
00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,416
subversives.
523
00:29:09,449 --> 00:29:12,719
They paid in cash, lied
about who they were,
524
00:29:12,752 --> 00:29:14,621
and referred to quote--
525
00:29:14,654 --> 00:29:16,890
[knocking]
526
00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:20,126
-"promiscuous youth,"
end quote.
527
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,829
I believe they have come to
kill the President who's
528
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:25,298
visiting our city
this weekend.
529
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:33,440
As a concerned, as a concerned
citizen, I urge around the
530
00:29:33,473 --> 00:29:38,812
clock surveillance followed
by direct intervention.
531
00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:42,248
I think we've got to bring these
two in dead or alive.
532
00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,230
-Yes.
533
00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:00,800
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
534
00:30:00,834 --> 00:30:02,202
Yes.
535
00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:03,169
Yes.
536
00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:06,806
Q-E-D.
537
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,609
[sighs]
538
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:13,780
[yawn]
539
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:14,681
Wake up.
540
00:30:14,714 --> 00:30:17,450
It's 4 o'clock.
541
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:19,919
Wake up, wake up.
542
00:30:19,953 --> 00:30:24,257
Your turn to bat, 4:00 AM.
543
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:27,560
Oh, the schematics of this
are proving to be
544
00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:29,863
intriguingly difficult.
545
00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:33,600
It will take us many hours of
sustained computation to come
546
00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:35,702
up with a satisfactory
conclusion.
547
00:30:35,735 --> 00:30:36,536
Go to it.
548
00:30:36,569 --> 00:30:38,238
Got to it, go to it.
549
00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:40,607
Wake me up at 7 o'clock.
550
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,576
Remember, we need clothes
and food in the morning.
551
00:30:43,610 --> 00:30:44,678
-I'll take care of
it, Professor.
552
00:30:44,711 --> 00:30:46,379
Right now, I need coffee.
553
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:58,158
-Lord, that woman is
hell on wheels!
554
00:30:58,191 --> 00:30:59,426
She wore me out.
555
00:31:01,728 --> 00:31:05,398
If she says one more time,
one more time, I'm--
556
00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:13,940
hello, Junior I was just
commenting on what a wonderful
557
00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,075
woman your mom is.
558
00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:16,176
-Save it!
559
00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:17,477
We both know the score.
560
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,450
-You know, I've always wanted
to have a son just like you,
561
00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:24,718
chip off the old block.
562
00:31:29,356 --> 00:31:31,758
OK, let's see what
we got here.
563
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:34,194
Whoa, looks like Mom's got
to do some shopping.
564
00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:35,462
-Who you kiddin?
565
00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:37,997
Now that your home, you'll be
doing all the shopping.
566
00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:40,633
No man on earth is as
whipped as you.
567
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:41,968
-What?
568
00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:48,708
Oh, I get it, yeah, you got that
keen sense of humor, too.
569
00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:51,111
-And you better clean up the
house, and fix her coffee
570
00:31:51,111 --> 00:31:52,545
before she wakes up.
571
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:56,249
She'll kick your tail but good
if you don't get to it.
572
00:31:56,282 --> 00:32:00,320
-Boy, now we going to
have to have a talk.
573
00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:02,822
Now you may have spoken to your
father that way in the
574
00:32:02,856 --> 00:32:04,758
past, but it isn't going
to fly anymore.
575
00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:07,627
SHARON (OFFSCREEN): Rembrandt,
bring me my morning coffee!
576
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:11,464
And make sure it's hot.
577
00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:14,067
-You better get on that coffee,
Jack, that's if you
578
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,069
plan blend of keeping
your huevos.
579
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,337
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
580
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:24,077
-All right, you've had
your day of fun.
581
00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:28,214
Don't think cause you home means
you got time to be lazy.
582
00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:31,084
I've got a list of chores
for you, so get hopping.
583
00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:32,318
Come on now.
584
00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:34,554
The early bird gets the worm.
585
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:35,822
Get moving.
586
00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:48,702
-What happens when you die?
587
00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:49,736
-Well, I can't say.
588
00:32:49,769 --> 00:32:51,338
I've never died.
589
00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:54,474
-Oh, she's immortal.
590
00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:56,242
-Ohhh.
591
00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:58,244
-Oh wow, of course,
she is, man.
592
00:32:58,278 --> 00:32:59,512
I could have told you that.
593
00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:04,084
-Wow.
594
00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:08,555
-We feel our movement will
sweep the world.
595
00:33:08,588 --> 00:33:12,559
All people will eventually
reject commercialism and adopt
596
00:33:12,592 --> 00:33:17,364
the concepts of love,
peace and freedom.
597
00:33:17,397 --> 00:33:21,234
The Summer of Love
will never end.
598
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:23,069
Please tell us that's true.
599
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,580
-Yes, it's-- it's true.
600
00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:35,081
-Oh, man.
601
00:33:35,115 --> 00:33:36,616
-Thank you.
602
00:33:36,649 --> 00:33:39,119
[relieved sighs]
603
00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:47,127
-Paradise.
604
00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:53,166
I didn't come two zillion
light years to become
605
00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,434
somebody's houseboy.
606
00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:01,107
Next time she comes in here, I'm
going to give her a piece
607
00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:01,608
of my mind.
608
00:34:01,641 --> 00:34:03,043
I really am.
609
00:34:03,076 --> 00:34:05,111
-Uh, you missed a spot.
610
00:34:05,145 --> 00:34:06,546
Mom's not going to like that.
611
00:34:06,579 --> 00:34:08,448
-Yeah, well, don't you
worry about it.
612
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,817
And who was that at the door?
613
00:34:10,850 --> 00:34:11,518
-Army telegram.
614
00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:12,385
I gave it to Mom first.
615
00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:14,054
Want to see?
616
00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:20,360
-Dear Mrs. Brown, pleased to
inform you that Sergeant First
617
00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:23,463
Class Rembrandt Lee Brown, 42nd
Infantry has been rescued
618
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:24,664
from the Outback.
619
00:34:24,698 --> 00:34:26,232
-[snickers]
620
00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:28,435
-Sergeant Brown is resting
comfortably at a Melbourne
621
00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:30,970
hospital and is expected
to fully recover.
622
00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:32,806
He will be contacting
you shortly.
623
00:34:32,839 --> 00:34:33,840
Signed, Lt.
624
00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:37,610
William A. Calley, United
States Army.
625
00:34:37,644 --> 00:34:41,281
-She's in the bedroom
loading up.
626
00:34:41,314 --> 00:34:43,249
-Did you say loading up?
627
00:34:43,283 --> 00:34:44,617
-Right on.
628
00:34:44,651 --> 00:34:46,986
Now that she knows you're an
imposter, she's going to teach
629
00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:49,089
you a lesson as soon
as she find some
630
00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:50,290
shells for her shotgun.
631
00:34:50,323 --> 00:34:54,461
[laughing]
632
00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:56,796
-Mom!
633
00:34:56,830 --> 00:34:58,264
Mom!
634
00:34:58,298 --> 00:34:59,899
-Oh, don't even try to run.
635
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:03,536
-[shrieks]
636
00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:06,039
Letting off a gun is
a federal offense!
637
00:35:06,072 --> 00:35:08,875
-Get back here you gigolo.
638
00:35:08,908 --> 00:35:10,844
[gunshot]
639
00:35:10,877 --> 00:35:13,380
[gunshot]
640
00:35:13,413 --> 00:35:14,881
[gunshot]
641
00:35:14,914 --> 00:35:16,349
-Fool woman.
642
00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:17,350
[gunshot]
643
00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,651
-Jive turkey.
644
00:35:21,855 --> 00:35:23,757
-Rise and shine professor.
645
00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:25,859
I bought breakfast.
646
00:35:25,892 --> 00:35:27,961
Found out what this
war's all about.
647
00:35:28,061 --> 00:35:30,430
It seems the US lost the battle
at the Coral Sea during
648
00:35:30,463 --> 00:35:33,600
World War II and the Japanese
invaded Australia.
649
00:35:33,633 --> 00:35:35,935
When the Nazis surrendered,
the Russians entered the
650
00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:39,472
Pacific War and helped liberate
North Australia.
651
00:35:39,506 --> 00:35:41,307
But they never gave it back.
652
00:35:41,341 --> 00:35:44,077
Now the North's attacking
the South.
653
00:35:44,077 --> 00:35:48,481
-Humph different Earths,
identical mayhem.
654
00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:52,752
-I spent all morning looking
for our friends.
655
00:35:52,786 --> 00:35:54,654
No go.
656
00:35:54,688 --> 00:35:57,123
-Hmm.
657
00:35:57,157 --> 00:36:00,660
Cookies, peanut butter, Ritz
crackers, Wolfgang
658
00:36:00,694 --> 00:36:02,429
Puck you are not.
659
00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:03,663
-Beggars can't be choosers.
660
00:36:03,697 --> 00:36:06,933
We're not exactly rolling
in the dough, you know.
661
00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:10,036
Oh, bought some clothes at
a second hand store.
662
00:36:10,036 --> 00:36:11,871
I took a guess at your size.
663
00:36:11,905 --> 00:36:13,373
You can change in the bathroom
if you want.
664
00:36:13,406 --> 00:36:16,543
-Well, that's damned
a bit kind of you,
665
00:36:16,576 --> 00:36:17,844
my boy, well done.
666
00:36:22,048 --> 00:36:25,885
Is this some kind of
joke, Mr. Mallory?
667
00:36:25,919 --> 00:36:27,120
-Yes.
668
00:36:27,153 --> 00:36:29,356
I think you look very
cool, Professor.
669
00:36:29,389 --> 00:36:30,657
Ultra hip, if you will.
670
00:36:30,690 --> 00:36:32,125
-Yes, I'm sure.
671
00:36:32,158 --> 00:36:34,260
Now let's get back
to this equation.
672
00:36:34,294 --> 00:36:35,862
-No, I solved that already.
673
00:36:35,895 --> 00:36:37,163
-What?
674
00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:38,231
-It wasn't that hard.
675
00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,467
The important thing is
I've got good news.
676
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,968
There is a window
of opportunity.
677
00:36:42,068 --> 00:36:44,471
A precise moment when we
can access the gate.
678
00:36:44,504 --> 00:36:45,405
[knocking]
679
00:36:45,438 --> 00:36:46,406
WOMAN (OFFSCREEN):
FBI, open up!
680
00:36:46,439 --> 00:36:48,875
MALE (OFFSCREEN):
Kick it down!
681
00:36:48,908 --> 00:36:50,477
Don't move!
682
00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:51,745
-Just hold still, kid.
683
00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:54,214
If you move a muscle, I'll have
to blow your head off.
684
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,795
-I don't suppose you people
have ever heard of such a
685
00:37:08,828 --> 00:37:10,130
thing as a search warrant.
686
00:37:10,163 --> 00:37:12,332
-We've heard of it, but
we don't need one.
687
00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:14,768
President North's new law gives
us a lot more leeway
688
00:37:14,801 --> 00:37:17,137
with the likes of you.
689
00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:19,839
Thank God we finally got an
honest man in the White House.
690
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:26,913
So you got any idea what they're
trying to cook up?
691
00:37:26,946 --> 00:37:29,449
-Could be some kind of
elaborate pipe bomb.
692
00:37:29,482 --> 00:37:30,583
-Pipe bomb?
693
00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:31,718
You blistering idiot.
694
00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,887
A pipe bomb's child's play
compared to that.
695
00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:45,065
Well, that is to say, it's
nothing like a pipe bomb.
696
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,566
It's a--
697
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:48,268
REMBRANDT (OFFSCREEN): (SINGING)
Oh I'm gonna cry
698
00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:50,070
like a man.
699
00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:53,406
Cry like a man--
700
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,207
-Rembrandt!
701
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,643
Rembrandt!
702
00:37:56,676 --> 00:37:58,111
Rembrandt!
703
00:37:58,144 --> 00:37:59,346
Rembrandt!
704
00:37:59,379 --> 00:38:00,447
It was the Crying Man.
705
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,848
He didn't see me, but
I've got stop him!
706
00:38:01,881 --> 00:38:05,218
-You're not going anywhere.
707
00:38:05,251 --> 00:38:07,253
-Drop those guns.
708
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,054
Go.
709
00:38:08,088 --> 00:38:11,024
Stop him, Mr. Mallory, quick.
710
00:38:11,024 --> 00:38:22,635
-[rembrandt singing]
711
00:38:22,669 --> 00:38:26,106
-Rembrandt, stop!
712
00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:28,575
Rembrandt, no.
713
00:38:28,608 --> 00:38:29,642
Rembrandt.
714
00:38:29,676 --> 00:38:32,445
-Speaking of trippers,
look at that fool.
715
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:37,684
There oughta be some kind
of law Wait a minute.
716
00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:40,620
Hey, that's Q-Ball!
717
00:38:40,653 --> 00:38:46,126
[laughing]
718
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:48,094
-Where's the professor?
719
00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:49,396
-Go, go!
720
00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:56,102
Get in the car!
721
00:38:56,136 --> 00:38:57,604
-Come on, Professor!
722
00:38:57,637 --> 00:39:01,041
Come on, come on.
723
00:39:01,074 --> 00:39:02,575
-Go, go.
724
00:39:02,609 --> 00:39:05,078
-Seems like you two make friends
wherever you go.
725
00:39:05,111 --> 00:39:06,346
Why am I not surprised?
726
00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:17,223
WADE (OFFSCREEN): The problem
with the Australian conflict
727
00:39:17,257 --> 00:39:19,726
is it's an undeclared war.
728
00:39:19,759 --> 00:39:23,363
A war run by politicians
playing for stalemate.
729
00:39:23,396 --> 00:39:26,299
It's likely to go on for a long
time without resolution
730
00:39:26,332 --> 00:39:28,368
and a lot of good people
are going to die.
731
00:39:31,304 --> 00:39:34,574
I'm not advising
you not to go.
732
00:39:34,607 --> 00:39:39,079
I'm just urging you to follow
your conscience.
733
00:39:39,112 --> 00:39:40,513
-How about that, fellows.
734
00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:44,117
Leave the girl alone for a day
or two, and she becomes a full
735
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:46,086
fledged guru.
736
00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:47,420
-Quinn!
737
00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:56,262
-Yes, well, that was remarkably
738
00:39:56,296 --> 00:39:57,497
stupid of you Miss Wade.
739
00:39:57,530 --> 00:40:00,000
You know nothing of this world,
nothing of their war,
740
00:40:00,033 --> 00:40:03,169
the proper position should
have been, no comment.
741
00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:05,405
-Some truths are universal.
742
00:40:05,438 --> 00:40:09,009
I mean, besides, if we can bring
some of the things that
743
00:40:09,042 --> 00:40:11,311
we've learned on our world to
parallel cultures, then
744
00:40:11,344 --> 00:40:12,979
I say, go for it.
745
00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:15,749
We can't just slide from place
to place aimlessly.
746
00:40:15,782 --> 00:40:18,084
We have to get involved.
747
00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:19,986
And don't tell me what to do!
748
00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:20,553
-Ow!
749
00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:22,055
GROUP: Oooh-hh!
750
00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:23,556
-I'm not your student.
751
00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:25,458
-Save it, you two.
752
00:40:25,492 --> 00:40:26,760
Come on, we've got to go.
753
00:40:26,793 --> 00:40:28,061
Come on.
754
00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:39,939
All right, all right,
right here.
755
00:40:39,973 --> 00:40:42,308
-What are our chances
of getting home?
756
00:40:42,342 --> 00:40:45,078
-No one know how many parallel
earths there are.
757
00:40:45,111 --> 00:40:46,980
Six, 600, or 6 million.
758
00:40:47,013 --> 00:40:48,748
-I got the weapons.
759
00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:49,983
-Right.
760
00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:51,651
-Well if there's six, home's
just around the corner.
761
00:40:51,685 --> 00:40:53,053
-And what if there's
6 million?
762
00:40:53,086 --> 00:40:56,189
-They we have an awful
lot of sliding to do.
763
00:40:56,222 --> 00:40:57,691
-Come on, let's go.
764
00:40:57,724 --> 00:41:00,160
-All right, let's do it!
765
00:41:00,193 --> 00:41:02,595
-Thank you for your hospitality
and goodbye!
766
00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:04,531
Yah!
767
00:41:04,564 --> 00:41:06,066
-Stay cool, y'all.
768
00:41:06,066 --> 00:41:07,067
Great car!
769
00:41:07,067 --> 00:41:07,967
Sorry about the lights!
770
00:41:08,068 --> 00:41:08,868
Yah!
771
00:41:08,902 --> 00:41:11,271
-No, don't go!
772
00:41:11,304 --> 00:41:13,173
-I have to, you guys.
773
00:41:13,206 --> 00:41:15,108
But thanks for everything.
774
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:19,446
And remember, all you
need is love.
775
00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:20,880
GROUP: Love is all you need.
776
00:41:20,914 --> 00:41:23,750
-Freeze, hold it right there.
777
00:41:23,783 --> 00:41:24,784
Ah!
778
00:41:24,818 --> 00:41:30,757
[group moans]
779
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:32,092
-Yah!
780
00:41:37,764 --> 00:41:39,099
-You OK?
781
00:41:45,905 --> 00:41:48,241
-48 minutes till the
next window.
782
00:41:48,274 --> 00:41:52,379
Unless, unless this is home.
783
00:41:52,412 --> 00:41:58,318
[wind whistles]
784
00:41:58,351 --> 00:42:03,289
[rumblng]
785
00:42:03,323 --> 00:42:06,626
-Can anyone hear a curious
rumbling sound that appears to
786
00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:09,362
be coming from the west?
787
00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:11,698
-What do you say we just
wait right here.
788
00:42:11,731 --> 00:42:13,700
Whatever it is, it will
be here soon enough.
789
00:42:17,337 --> 00:42:25,078
[loud rumbling]
790
00:42:25,111 --> 00:42:26,613
-There's something you
all should know--
791
00:42:29,349 --> 00:42:31,084
I can't swim.
792
00:42:31,117 --> 00:42:39,526
[loud rumbling]
793
00:42:39,559 --> 00:42:41,361
[explosion]
794
00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:55,909
[music playing]
795
00:42:55,942 --> 00:43:10,156
[music playing]
54778
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