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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,146 --> 00:01:00,106 Humpty, hurry up. It's time for your exam! 2 00:01:00,188 --> 00:01:01,858 Stop pressurizing him, please. 3 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,438 You know he doesn't like it. 4 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:05,733 What are you doing in there? 5 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:24,690 Stop wasting time. 6 00:01:24,813 --> 00:01:27,983 You'll be in trouble once you see the exam paper. 7 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:30,111 Calm down, Shonty. 8 00:01:30,688 --> 00:01:31,858 I know everything. 9 00:01:31,938 --> 00:01:33,108 PRAISE THE LORD! HAIL HIS GLORY! 10 00:01:37,105 --> 00:01:38,355 What is this, Humpty? 11 00:01:38,980 --> 00:01:41,690 Professor, praise the Lord! Hail his glory! 12 00:01:42,105 --> 00:01:46,435 My dad has advised me to leave everything that is beyond me to God. 13 00:01:46,563 --> 00:01:49,483 History is not my cup of tea. Only God can save me now. 14 00:01:49,605 --> 00:01:51,555 You're going to flunk the test. 15 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:55,520 Take my advice. Copy a few answers. 16 00:01:57,271 --> 00:01:58,691 My father doesn't like cheating. 17 00:01:58,938 --> 00:02:00,518 I can't break his trust. 18 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,481 Don't worry. God will take care of me! 19 00:02:03,563 --> 00:02:04,403 Alright? 20 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,310 Hail the Goddess! 21 00:02:05,563 --> 00:02:06,403 See you. 22 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:21,901 STUNNER 23 00:03:16,355 --> 00:03:17,265 Go! Go! 24 00:05:28,063 --> 00:05:29,653 Chest... 25 00:05:30,896 --> 00:05:32,056 44. 26 00:05:32,563 --> 00:05:33,563 44! 27 00:05:35,146 --> 00:05:37,476 Mom, take a look. 28 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,190 My chest is still 44 inches. 29 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,940 Try puffing it up as much as you can, son. 30 00:05:43,396 --> 00:05:45,056 You won't be Sylvester Stallone! 31 00:05:46,188 --> 00:05:47,018 Yes? 32 00:05:47,105 --> 00:05:48,855 You've taken Kavya's measurements for her skirt, right? 33 00:05:49,021 --> 00:05:52,651 No, Ma'am. Kavya and her sister have gone to the shop. 34 00:05:52,771 --> 00:05:54,021 How do you know? 35 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,476 I saw them rushing out. 36 00:05:56,896 --> 00:05:58,356 I told her I had to take her measurements. 37 00:05:58,438 --> 00:06:00,558 Kavya said she wouldn't wear a locally made skirt. 38 00:06:00,646 --> 00:06:01,856 -Really? -Yes. 39 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:03,860 She's a drama queen! 40 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,520 What do you think? 41 00:06:05,605 --> 00:06:08,015 Darn you! You got yourself a designer skirt! 42 00:06:08,146 --> 00:06:10,646 Of course! It cost me 250,000 rupees. 43 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:11,611 250,000! 44 00:06:12,063 --> 00:06:13,273 How did you convince your dad? 45 00:06:13,355 --> 00:06:14,855 Emotional blackmail! 46 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:17,521 Dad, I'll get married only once! 47 00:06:17,605 --> 00:06:20,185 This is all I've ever wanted. 48 00:06:20,271 --> 00:06:21,191 I love the color. 49 00:06:22,063 --> 00:06:24,193 Did you talk to your dad yet? 50 00:06:24,271 --> 00:06:27,021 My brother flips out anytime I mention the designer skirt 51 00:06:27,146 --> 00:06:28,106 and dad starts laughing! 52 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:31,268 Kavya. Everyone must be ready for breakfast. Hurry up! 53 00:06:31,355 --> 00:06:32,355 Just a minute. 54 00:06:33,646 --> 00:06:35,356 You should come to Delhi. 55 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,768 Help me with the wedding 56 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,556 and you can buy your skirt here. 57 00:06:38,646 --> 00:06:42,146 The showrooms will get the latest stock of designer skirts soon. 58 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,441 Yes! Great idea! 59 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:45,936 Okay. I'll call you later. 60 00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:48,605 He has booked four new trucks. 61 00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:50,020 Yet he won't give us an advance. 62 00:06:50,146 --> 00:06:51,476 What a miser! 63 00:06:51,938 --> 00:06:53,228 Let it go for now. 64 00:06:53,355 --> 00:06:54,185 Dad! 65 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:55,983 We'll talk to Diwan after Diwali. 66 00:06:56,521 --> 00:06:57,521 -Why are you shouting? -Dad. 67 00:06:57,605 --> 00:06:59,055 Why didn't you give your measurements today? 68 00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,310 Dad, listen to me. 69 00:07:00,438 --> 00:07:03,558 I want to wear Kareena Kapoor's designer skirt at my wedding. 70 00:07:03,688 --> 00:07:05,018 Else I won't get married. 71 00:07:05,146 --> 00:07:07,056 How long will this skirt nonsense go on? 72 00:07:09,521 --> 00:07:10,361 Calm down. 73 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,020 What's the problem with a locally made skirt? 74 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:15,645 Your grandma wore a local wedding skirt. 75 00:07:15,771 --> 00:07:18,151 My mother-in-law chose it for me. 76 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,515 Horrible! With fake gold threading! 77 00:07:21,646 --> 00:07:23,766 Not to mention the matching fake jewelry set. 78 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:26,686 I'm only going to get married once. 79 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,193 I didn't get to choose my husband. 80 00:07:28,271 --> 00:07:30,191 At least, let me choose the wedding skirt! 81 00:07:30,396 --> 00:07:33,146 I didn't get to choose either my groom or my skirt! 82 00:07:34,563 --> 00:07:36,273 I made that mistake once. 83 00:07:41,271 --> 00:07:42,401 Please. 84 00:07:45,355 --> 00:07:46,645 My wedding skirt! 85 00:07:46,813 --> 00:07:47,863 How much for the skirt? 86 00:07:48,021 --> 00:07:49,111 Five lakh rupees. 87 00:07:49,438 --> 00:07:51,648 It was half that price not so long ago. 88 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:54,271 Gurpreet's skirt costs 250,000 rupees. 89 00:07:54,396 --> 00:07:55,726 Mine should at least cost double. 90 00:07:55,855 --> 00:07:56,935 That's too expensive. 91 00:07:57,063 --> 00:07:59,313 50,000 rupees and that's the final offer. 92 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:02,148 Why are you being so cheap? We're rich, aren't we? 93 00:08:02,271 --> 00:08:03,231 So, what if we are? 94 00:08:03,313 --> 00:08:04,983 Next, you'll ask for a sendoff in a helicopter! 95 00:08:05,188 --> 00:08:06,648 Money doesn't grow on trees! 96 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:09,516 -Dad! -He's right. 97 00:08:11,563 --> 00:08:13,943 Fine. I don't want your help. 98 00:08:14,063 --> 00:08:15,443 I can buy a skirt for myself. 99 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,903 -Sure. Go ahead. -Where are you going? 100 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,483 Delhi! To Uncle's house! 101 00:08:18,605 --> 00:08:21,055 I'll beg, borrow, steal, but I'll get my skirt! 102 00:08:21,188 --> 00:08:23,058 If you want to rob, Ambala is the best place. 103 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,810 Why do you need to go to Delhi? 104 00:08:24,980 --> 00:08:27,980 I'll die an old maid if I try to make 500,000 rupees in Ambala. 105 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:30,233 You can earn big bucks only in big cities. 106 00:08:32,146 --> 00:08:34,556 Call your uncle and tell him 107 00:08:34,646 --> 00:08:36,516 Kavya will stay with them for a few days. 108 00:08:37,646 --> 00:08:38,556 Not just a few days! 109 00:08:38,688 --> 00:08:40,688 I'm only coming back after Gurpreet's wedding! 110 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:42,113 With my skirt. 111 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:45,860 Son... 112 00:08:46,938 --> 00:08:49,018 stop taunting Swati. 113 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:52,403 Stopping my taunts... 114 00:08:53,605 --> 00:08:55,055 won't heal my wounds. 115 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,903 -Swati, please. -Not a word. 116 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,521 I fell in love with the wrong man. 117 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,726 I married him and humiliated Dad. 118 00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:10,475 -I should be punished. -What are you talking about? 119 00:09:10,605 --> 00:09:12,605 How is it your fault that he turned out to be a lowlife? 120 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:13,690 It is my fault. 121 00:09:14,271 --> 00:09:16,361 Dad tried to stop me, but I didn't listen. 122 00:09:16,605 --> 00:09:19,225 -Mom. -Stop blaming yourself. 123 00:09:20,313 --> 00:09:22,403 Some relationships are short-lived. 124 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,266 It's God's decision. 125 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:26,726 Marrying Param was my decision. 126 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:29,150 God isn't responsible for my mistakes. 127 00:09:30,355 --> 00:09:31,555 Forget about me. 128 00:09:32,396 --> 00:09:34,726 Have a blast in Delhi for a month! 129 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,943 You won't get these days back. 130 00:09:37,605 --> 00:09:39,855 America is a completely different place. 131 00:09:41,021 --> 00:09:42,521 Get a sexy wedding skirt. 132 00:09:43,146 --> 00:09:46,266 Whatever you do, don't land up in jail! 133 00:09:58,313 --> 00:09:59,483 -Shonty! -Yes? 134 00:10:00,105 --> 00:10:02,805 Are you sure Mr. Shastri will be checking the history test? 135 00:10:02,938 --> 00:10:05,728 How many times do I have to tell you? 136 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,403 I got this information straight from the university. 137 00:10:08,771 --> 00:10:10,271 He has been the moderator for the last 5 years! 138 00:10:10,438 --> 00:10:12,268 Humpty, take a look around. 139 00:10:13,105 --> 00:10:15,685 You'll flunk the test if the professor complains. 140 00:10:17,855 --> 00:10:21,225 My dear Poplu. I'm going to fail anyway, right? 141 00:10:22,813 --> 00:10:25,363 Dude, since when do you care about passing a test? 142 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:28,436 In movies, when a protagonist fails a test 143 00:10:28,605 --> 00:10:30,605 his father gives him a big hug 144 00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:32,898 and sends him on vacations to London. 145 00:10:33,063 --> 00:10:34,613 If I fail this test 146 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:37,730 my dad will kick me and ask me to manage his bookstore. 147 00:10:37,855 --> 00:10:39,395 -Concentrate on the task. -That's true. 148 00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:41,153 Hey! 149 00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,685 He looks like Thakur from the movie Sholay! 150 00:10:55,313 --> 00:10:56,733 Thakur didn't have hands, idiot. 151 00:10:57,271 --> 00:10:58,401 He looks like the dancing girl! 152 00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:00,225 Who are you guys? 153 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:03,766 I'm Tendulkar, he is Kohli and he is Sehwag! 154 00:11:04,105 --> 00:11:06,805 You seemed to be from decent families. 155 00:11:07,855 --> 00:11:09,435 This doesn't suit you. 156 00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:15,273 Use strong-arm tactics where gentle persuasion fails. 157 00:11:15,438 --> 00:11:17,398 Help me clear the history test. 158 00:11:17,521 --> 00:11:19,731 I don't mind scraping through. I can pay you. 159 00:11:19,855 --> 00:11:21,685 I don't take bribes. 160 00:11:21,813 --> 00:11:23,443 Think of it as a donation. 161 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:25,613 I even wrote an English poem for you! 162 00:11:25,688 --> 00:11:27,018 -Go ahead. -Just a minute, sir. 163 00:11:49,021 --> 00:11:51,021 -Wow. -Awesome. 164 00:11:51,396 --> 00:11:53,106 -Amazing. -Thank you, sir. 165 00:11:53,688 --> 00:11:54,768 Sir the poem actually rhymes! 166 00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:55,896 Hey! 167 00:11:56,563 --> 00:11:57,403 Monkey regiment! 168 00:11:57,938 --> 00:11:58,768 Come here! 169 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,310 Who are you? 170 00:12:07,396 --> 00:12:09,306 Why are you messing around with my uncle? Any problem? 171 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:10,728 He refuses to give me good grades. 172 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,355 Hanging him won't help you. 173 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,520 I tried to bribe him. He refused. 174 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:16,400 How much did you offer? 175 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,016 5000 rupees. 176 00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:22,861 What about these two? 177 00:12:23,396 --> 00:12:25,856 No. They've started working. 178 00:12:25,980 --> 00:12:27,230 No more studies for them. 179 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,185 Alright. 180 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:31,150 How will you get me the passing grades? 181 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:32,861 My aunt's out of town. 182 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:34,901 Uncle downs a few drinks and passes out. 183 00:12:35,396 --> 00:12:37,016 I check half the test papers. 184 00:12:37,605 --> 00:12:39,015 Give me your roll number. I'll sort it out. 185 00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:41,976 You're not from around here. Where are you from? 186 00:12:42,355 --> 00:12:43,185 I'm an alien. 187 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,226 E.T.'s sister. 188 00:12:46,271 --> 00:12:48,521 Why do you want to help me? 189 00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:51,936 It was love at first sight. 190 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,773 -I want Rs. 10,000. -Are you insane? 191 00:12:54,855 --> 00:12:57,055 You can get lost if you want to bargain. 192 00:12:58,021 --> 00:13:00,151 -You're smart. -I know. 193 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:01,863 Now get lost. 194 00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:04,401 -Hold the bat. -Hey. 195 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,150 Come on, let's go. 196 00:13:06,813 --> 00:13:07,813 What did the lady say? 197 00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,560 She said, "Humpty, you'll clear the test." 198 00:13:09,771 --> 00:13:10,731 Wow! 199 00:13:10,813 --> 00:13:12,273 Shonty, get the lowdown on her. 200 00:13:12,396 --> 00:13:14,266 Shut up! I do the work and you get the rewards! 201 00:13:14,396 --> 00:13:16,186 -What kind of a friend are you? -Shut up! 202 00:13:46,021 --> 00:13:48,731 What are you doing? You know my blood sugar is high! 203 00:13:48,855 --> 00:13:51,685 Gorge on, dear Dad. Your son has cleared the test! 204 00:13:51,813 --> 00:13:53,273 Did you clear the test? 205 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,146 -Of course. -But-- 206 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,650 Didn't I tell you? God's on my team. 207 00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:05,271 -So, you cleared the test? -Yes. 208 00:14:05,396 --> 00:14:07,976 -Whose answers did you copy? -Dad, I'm your son! 209 00:14:08,105 --> 00:14:10,225 I'd rather die than cheat! 210 00:14:10,355 --> 00:14:12,055 Are you just going to fool around? 211 00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:13,518 Won't you manage the store? 212 00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:15,056 I'll manage it, Dad! 213 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,768 I'm young! It's my time to have fun! 214 00:14:19,271 --> 00:14:20,611 Now that you're here... 215 00:14:21,563 --> 00:14:23,653 finish the inventory. 216 00:14:24,688 --> 00:14:27,358 You always take advantage of my innocence! 217 00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:29,773 I'm stuck with this job. 218 00:14:32,813 --> 00:14:33,653 Humpty... 219 00:14:34,771 --> 00:14:36,231 her name is Kavya Pratap Singh. 220 00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:37,858 She is from Ambala. 221 00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:39,518 She's Shastri's niece. 222 00:14:40,188 --> 00:14:42,398 Her dad has some transport business. 223 00:14:42,521 --> 00:14:43,731 What's she doing in Delhi? 224 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:50,108 She is engaged to an NRI. 225 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,901 She'll get married in a month and then... 226 00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:55,726 she flies straight to America. 227 00:14:58,021 --> 00:15:00,021 Why are you looking so lovelorn? 228 00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:05,403 Sorry, dad! 229 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,900 I've to shop for a date! I'll join next week. 230 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:38,726 Hello, Ms. Kavya! 231 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,855 Wow! You look really fit! 232 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,650 Are you crazy? 233 00:15:42,813 --> 00:15:44,773 Why are you wearing a leather jacket in this heat? 234 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:46,305 You're so judgmental! 235 00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:49,231 I have high fever and yet I've rushed here to thank you! 236 00:15:49,355 --> 00:15:51,685 Forget about it. You're here to hit on me! 237 00:15:52,063 --> 00:15:55,153 I don't hit on engaged girls. I've done my homework. 238 00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:57,898 Can't we sit and talk for a minute? 239 00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,520 No! You're welcome to run with me. 240 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,860 You already know my name, it's Humpty Sharma! 241 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:06,150 I'm very popular in my college! Girls think I'm really cute. 242 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,810 Stop this introduction and come to the point. 243 00:16:09,146 --> 00:16:10,516 We're having a party tonight. 244 00:16:15,563 --> 00:16:17,193 The freshmen are throwing a party. 245 00:16:17,313 --> 00:16:20,193 DJ, drinks, delicious food, and the whole works. 246 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,983 -So? -I'm inviting you! 247 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,730 Why me? Couldn't you find anyone else? 248 00:16:24,855 --> 00:16:27,355 Quite a few. But you're the only one from Ambala. 249 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,400 Will I be going as your sister or your girlfriend? 250 00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:32,441 The choice is yours. I'm open minded! 251 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,480 Oh! I'm getting married in one and a half month. 252 00:16:35,605 --> 00:16:38,645 Oh! The party should be over way before that. 253 00:16:40,771 --> 00:16:41,731 What time? 254 00:16:41,855 --> 00:16:44,105 06:00 p.m. onwards, but you enter at 07:00 p.m. 255 00:16:47,188 --> 00:16:49,978 Kavya, the dress code is western! 256 00:16:50,146 --> 00:16:51,476 Don't show up in ethnic wear! 257 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,360 Humpty! She is here! Let's go! Quick! 258 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,900 -Give me the deodorant. -You'll never change. 259 00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,558 -Hurry up, will you? -Let's go. 260 00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:34,651 Who are you? 261 00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:40,193 Listen, nerd. Can you handle this? 262 00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:43,691 Yes. Just give me a chance. 263 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:46,188 Come on. 264 00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:18,515 We'll have fun! Try and escape if you like 265 00:18:18,646 --> 00:18:25,356 But you know You can't always have your way 266 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,940 You can leave if you like 267 00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:32,483 You know what we Could get up to all night 268 00:18:32,605 --> 00:18:35,725 I'm single And so are you 269 00:18:35,855 --> 00:18:39,435 Let's get a little lucky tonight 270 00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:42,613 I'm single And so are you 271 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:46,230 Let's get a little lucky tonight 272 00:18:46,355 --> 00:18:49,645 Holding hands is so passé 273 00:18:49,771 --> 00:18:52,731 Let's get a little lucky tonight 274 00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:06,691 Let's get a little lucky tonight 275 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,023 Let's get a little lucky tonight 276 00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:12,976 You hold commitment To my throat like a knife 277 00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:16,355 I run behind you Like your personal chauffeur 278 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,810 Used to be a hero in my college A real superstar 279 00:19:19,980 --> 00:19:23,310 But your love has ruined me 280 00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:26,648 When you dumped me For a while, I wept 281 00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:30,481 But for the first time that night Peacefully I slept 282 00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:33,520 Things became crystal clear that night 283 00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:38,056 I'm a macho man So let's get lucky tonight 284 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:45,560 You won't get so lucky tonight 285 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:49,646 You have no idea how many suitors 286 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,901 Think I'm the one 287 00:19:53,021 --> 00:19:56,521 I'm no stranger to how hearts work 288 00:19:56,688 --> 00:19:59,648 There's a trail of broken hearts Wherever I go 289 00:19:59,771 --> 00:20:01,231 I won't follow you 290 00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:02,975 And I won't call you 291 00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:06,515 And I won't be your lovesick puppy 292 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:07,978 Come, let me show you 293 00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:09,685 Come, I can show you 294 00:20:09,813 --> 00:20:13,653 A kind of love you won't forget 295 00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:16,901 I'm single And so are you 296 00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:20,521 Let's get a little lucky tonight 297 00:20:20,646 --> 00:20:23,726 I'm single And so are you 298 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:27,355 Let's get a little lucky tonight 299 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,610 Holding hands is so passé 300 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,860 Let's get a little lucky tonight 301 00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:40,863 I'm single And so are you 302 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:44,480 Let's get a little lucky tonight 303 00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:47,805 Let's get a little lucky tonight 304 00:20:47,938 --> 00:20:51,188 Let's get a little lucky tonight 305 00:20:51,313 --> 00:20:54,773 Let's get a little lucky tonight 306 00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:58,146 Let's get a little lucky tonight 307 00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:01,731 Come, let's get a little lucky tonight 308 00:21:08,146 --> 00:21:09,646 -I'm going! -What? 309 00:21:09,771 --> 00:21:11,021 I'm going! 310 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,436 What's the hurry? 311 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,863 Her parents called. We have a deadline. 312 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:16,150 Should I drop you home? 313 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:22,810 Dude. 314 00:21:23,063 --> 00:21:23,903 Dude? 315 00:21:24,271 --> 00:21:25,401 -Dude. -Yes! 316 00:21:25,521 --> 00:21:27,401 If staring worked 317 00:21:27,521 --> 00:21:29,811 I'd be going out with all the girls in the hostel! 318 00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:31,108 Get lost! 319 00:21:31,938 --> 00:21:33,018 -Let's get lucky -Let's get lucky 320 00:21:46,688 --> 00:21:48,268 Gurpreet, get on the bike. 321 00:21:49,313 --> 00:21:50,193 Get on the bike. 322 00:21:50,271 --> 00:21:51,981 What are you doing? Somebody might see us. 323 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,650 Get on the bike! 324 00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,436 What was so urgent, Gurpreet? 325 00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:32,020 You're behaving really weird these days! 326 00:22:32,146 --> 00:22:34,186 Hurry up! I'm waiting! 327 00:22:37,646 --> 00:22:38,976 Hello, Ms. Kavya! 328 00:22:39,105 --> 00:22:40,855 The cold coffee in this market is world famous! 329 00:22:41,521 --> 00:22:42,521 Just swung by, didn't you? 330 00:22:42,646 --> 00:22:45,606 I could leave! You can wait for your friend alone! 331 00:22:46,438 --> 00:22:48,228 Eavesdropping is a bad habit. 332 00:22:48,355 --> 00:22:51,145 Do you want cold coffee or you just want to rant? 333 00:22:52,855 --> 00:22:54,645 Fine. It'll be a good pastime. 334 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,646 World class, isn't it? 335 00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:04,610 I just had a sip! How would I know? 336 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:08,270 Are all girls in Ambala so feisty or you're different? 337 00:23:08,396 --> 00:23:10,106 I'm not your guide. Go find out yourself! 338 00:23:11,521 --> 00:23:13,561 By the way, what's your friend's full name? 339 00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:15,271 I've told you already. 340 00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:17,438 Tell me again. I forgot. 341 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,020 That's right, Sodhi! 342 00:23:20,646 --> 00:23:21,516 Why do you ask? 343 00:23:21,605 --> 00:23:23,725 I can't remember where I heard her name. 344 00:23:23,855 --> 00:23:26,145 Don't get your hopes up. She'll be married in 3 weeks. 345 00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:29,231 By God, it's raining grooms. 346 00:23:30,438 --> 00:23:32,148 How is your wedding shopping coming along? 347 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,016 Fine. 348 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,356 I still don't have enough money for my wedding skirt. 349 00:23:36,521 --> 00:23:37,521 Didn't your parents give you any? 350 00:23:37,646 --> 00:23:38,806 Dad didn't give me any. 351 00:23:39,771 --> 00:23:41,271 He said it's too expensive. 352 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,770 How much? 353 00:23:43,521 --> 00:23:46,061 I want a designer skirt. It costs 500,000 rupees. 354 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:58,401 You've come here from Ambala to buy a skirt for 500,000 rupees. 355 00:23:58,521 --> 00:23:59,691 Why is that funny? 356 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:03,105 Get me a shirt with a skirt. 357 00:24:03,271 --> 00:24:04,481 For 1000 rupees! 358 00:24:04,605 --> 00:24:05,895 Stop laughing. 359 00:24:06,521 --> 00:24:08,521 So, you plan on earning 500,000 rupees in a month? 360 00:24:08,646 --> 00:24:09,856 -Yes, I will. -How? 361 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:12,770 -I have a lot of great ideas! -Tell me one idea. 362 00:24:13,813 --> 00:24:15,403 You won't be able to earn 500,000 rupees. 363 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,360 Why not? 364 00:24:16,438 --> 00:24:19,228 Because you think you're a con. You are naive! 365 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,730 You charged me 10,000 bucks to clear the test. 366 00:24:22,855 --> 00:24:25,055 I would've given you 50,000 without breaking a sweat. 367 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:27,400 Kavya, you're no thief. 368 00:24:27,521 --> 00:24:29,561 Enjoy while you are here and go back to Ambala! 369 00:24:29,688 --> 00:24:32,398 Wear a locally made skirt. Everyone will be happy! 370 00:24:32,813 --> 00:24:34,613 I don't need your stupid advice! 371 00:24:34,730 --> 00:24:37,230 You try to teach everyone. Who do you think you are? 372 00:24:37,355 --> 00:24:39,805 You can't even clear a history test. Idiot! 373 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:42,898 You should thank me and try to help me. 374 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:45,270 Instead you sip coffee and spout rubbish! 375 00:24:47,438 --> 00:24:50,398 Come what may, I'll buy a designer skirt. 376 00:24:51,396 --> 00:24:52,606 Yeah, okay. 377 00:24:53,813 --> 00:24:56,523 Don't meddle in her life. She's not your sister. 378 00:24:56,646 --> 00:25:00,476 Shonty, don't be silly. She's his girlfriend now. 379 00:25:00,605 --> 00:25:04,185 Bonehead. You should talk sense for a change. 380 00:25:04,313 --> 00:25:07,363 Humpty is blushing, isn't he? 381 00:25:08,730 --> 00:25:10,610 I feel things when I see her. 382 00:25:11,063 --> 00:25:13,693 I don't understand how you feel without touching! 383 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,983 You don't have a girlfriend because you're so vulgar. 384 00:25:16,105 --> 00:25:18,515 Being classy won't help me either. 385 00:25:18,646 --> 00:25:19,726 I'm stuck with this face. 386 00:25:19,813 --> 00:25:21,023 Oh, come on! 387 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:22,726 Will you stop talking rubbish? 388 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,063 Humpty, she's getting married next month. 389 00:25:25,188 --> 00:25:28,768 I know that. You don't have to keep reminding me. 390 00:25:28,896 --> 00:25:32,186 I'm worried she'd get into trouble for buying her skirt. 391 00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:35,233 Her friend must be in a real trouble. 392 00:25:35,355 --> 00:25:39,015 You're right. I wish I could figure out who she is! 393 00:25:46,313 --> 00:25:47,563 You're like a brother to me, right? 394 00:25:48,021 --> 00:25:50,441 Excuse me. I'm like your brother. 395 00:25:50,646 --> 00:25:54,686 I'm not Google to get you information at the touch of a button. 396 00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:56,556 -He's not listening. -Come on. 397 00:25:56,730 --> 00:25:58,400 -So, you won't do it? -No way. 398 00:25:58,521 --> 00:26:00,061 -You won't help? -Don't disturb me. 399 00:26:00,188 --> 00:26:04,108 Just get the information. Just get it. Eat this. 400 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,400 -Okay! Okay! -Come on. 401 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,230 Give us your word. 402 00:26:13,771 --> 00:26:14,651 Wow! 403 00:26:15,896 --> 00:26:17,726 It will really suit you! Buy it. 404 00:26:22,313 --> 00:26:23,443 What happened? 405 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,270 I'm not going to apologize! 406 00:26:26,771 --> 00:26:28,521 Your friend is a real trouble. 407 00:26:28,605 --> 00:26:30,685 I don't want to listen to your rubbish! 408 00:26:30,813 --> 00:26:33,443 It's not rubbish. It's the truth. 409 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:35,556 What is the truth? Tell me! 410 00:26:35,646 --> 00:26:38,606 Your friend is lying to you. Her skirt is not designer. 411 00:26:39,521 --> 00:26:42,521 I saw her with a boy. She's having an affair! 412 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,185 What? 413 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:47,653 Come on! 414 00:26:48,813 --> 00:26:50,863 -Kavya, please trust me! -You're useless! 415 00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:52,610 Your idle mind is cooking up these stories. 416 00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:54,730 Listen, I'm not some useless test-tube baby 417 00:26:54,855 --> 00:26:56,805 I'm the sole heir to my father's book empire! 418 00:26:56,938 --> 00:26:59,858 Right. You're the most eligible bachelor in town! 419 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:02,230 Don't brush me off. Keep an eye on Gurpreet. 420 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:04,435 Why are you so obsessed with her? 421 00:27:05,688 --> 00:27:06,978 Does that make you jealous? 422 00:27:07,105 --> 00:27:08,435 I'm not jealous! 423 00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:09,903 Listen to me. 424 00:27:10,021 --> 00:27:11,611 We can clear this up in a minute. 425 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:12,980 Just come with me. 426 00:27:13,271 --> 00:27:14,151 Come on! 427 00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:27,060 This is Manish Malhotra's designer skirt! 428 00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,515 Exactly like the one on your iPad, right? 429 00:27:29,730 --> 00:27:30,810 How much is it for? 430 00:27:30,938 --> 00:27:32,438 Be reasonable and give us a discount. 431 00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:34,943 It is reasonable. 90,000 is the final price. 432 00:27:35,063 --> 00:27:36,943 How much did you say? 433 00:27:37,063 --> 00:27:40,273 The one on your iPad was around half a million, right? 434 00:27:41,396 --> 00:27:43,806 Hold on. Is this a Manish Malhotra skirt? 435 00:27:43,938 --> 00:27:46,768 Oh, yes. A hundred percent original fake. 436 00:27:47,521 --> 00:27:51,861 Did Gurpreet Sodhi buy her wedding trousseau here? 437 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:53,900 Of course. She bought it here. 438 00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:55,061 Any problems? 439 00:27:55,188 --> 00:27:56,478 Not at all. It's marvelous! 440 00:27:56,605 --> 00:27:57,645 Tell me something. 441 00:27:57,771 --> 00:27:59,941 How much would that cost now? 442 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,980 The original costs around 275,000 rupees. 443 00:28:03,105 --> 00:28:05,015 We sold it to her for 70,000. 444 00:28:05,146 --> 00:28:06,976 Packaged exactly like the showroom. 445 00:28:07,105 --> 00:28:08,305 Brilliant! 446 00:28:10,896 --> 00:28:14,396 Your teeth will get dirty if you don't stop grinning! 447 00:28:14,771 --> 00:28:16,191 You should apologize to me. 448 00:28:16,313 --> 00:28:18,153 That's okay. I'm a kind man. 449 00:28:19,271 --> 00:28:21,561 Fine. Drop me at Gurpreet's place. 450 00:28:31,188 --> 00:28:34,268 Talk to her. Call me if you need anything. 451 00:28:41,855 --> 00:28:43,935 I had broken up with him. 452 00:28:45,105 --> 00:28:47,015 He started blackmailing me. 453 00:28:48,063 --> 00:28:51,313 I didn't even realize he had a video of us. 454 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:54,148 Gurpreet, are you stupid? 455 00:28:54,438 --> 00:28:56,558 I wanted to buy the original designer skirt. 456 00:28:57,230 --> 00:28:58,980 He started demanding money. 457 00:28:59,313 --> 00:29:02,523 I bought a fake one and gave him 180,000 rupees. 458 00:29:03,146 --> 00:29:05,016 That's when he deleted the video. 459 00:29:05,771 --> 00:29:08,401 Dad would have killed me if he would have found out. 460 00:29:08,855 --> 00:29:09,895 Alright. 461 00:29:10,396 --> 00:29:12,356 Come here. 462 00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:25,400 -Arts student, right? -Yes. 463 00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:27,980 By the way, why is your name Humpty? 464 00:29:28,188 --> 00:29:30,058 I used to be a fat kid. 465 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,400 So, my friends used to call me Humpty. 466 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,111 So, Rakesh became Humpty. 467 00:29:34,605 --> 00:29:35,435 Yes. 468 00:29:35,521 --> 00:29:37,401 What a boring name! 469 00:29:37,521 --> 00:29:39,771 He named me "Rakesh Sharma." 470 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,650 The astronaut. 471 00:29:44,188 --> 00:29:47,018 He was the first Indian to land on the moon. 472 00:29:48,146 --> 00:29:50,056 You're as pretty as the moon yourself. 473 00:29:57,813 --> 00:29:59,563 So, you're managing your father's book empire! 474 00:29:59,688 --> 00:30:02,558 Yes, that's because my idle mind is full of weird ideas. 475 00:30:02,688 --> 00:30:04,728 Don't be so sarcastic! 476 00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:05,975 Why is your cell phone switched off? 477 00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:07,193 The battery is dead. 478 00:30:07,688 --> 00:30:09,398 -Can you meet me today? -Why? 479 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,730 That boy has been blackmailing and looting Gurpreet. 480 00:30:17,396 --> 00:30:19,106 I can't believe you're still laughing! 481 00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:23,400 What do you want from me? 482 00:30:24,855 --> 00:30:26,225 We have to teach the scoundrel a lesson 483 00:30:26,355 --> 00:30:27,975 and get the money back with interest. 484 00:30:28,105 --> 00:30:30,645 Why kick a hornet's nest? It's over, right? 485 00:30:30,771 --> 00:30:32,021 It's not over! 486 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:35,400 He got away. He'll blackmail another girl. 487 00:30:35,938 --> 00:30:37,518 Guys like him are scumbags! 488 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:40,690 They don't think about the girl or her family! 489 00:30:42,396 --> 00:30:43,896 Did this happen to you as well? 490 00:30:44,021 --> 00:30:46,611 I'll thrash anyone who tries to touch me. 491 00:30:49,271 --> 00:30:50,151 You're safe. 492 00:30:52,146 --> 00:30:53,056 Come on. 493 00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:56,808 Are you free tonight? There's a birthday party. 494 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,558 -Whose birthday? -Mine! 495 00:30:58,688 --> 00:31:01,018 What? But, there's a different date on Facebook! 496 00:31:01,188 --> 00:31:02,898 That's the wrong date. I want to change it. 497 00:31:03,771 --> 00:31:05,481 Are you following me on Facebook? 498 00:31:05,605 --> 00:31:07,395 Like you haven't checked my display pictures. 499 00:31:07,521 --> 00:31:09,861 I have. You look like a monkey in that white suit! 500 00:31:09,980 --> 00:31:11,770 Better than a baboon in a leather jacket! 501 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,395 Will you come? 502 00:31:15,980 --> 00:31:17,360 I'll think about it. 503 00:31:17,855 --> 00:31:19,475 There will be alcohol, right? 504 00:31:19,813 --> 00:31:21,863 -So, you drink? -Yes, I do. 505 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,310 Do you drink regularly? 506 00:31:23,771 --> 00:31:25,481 Stop acting like a mom! 507 00:31:26,021 --> 00:31:28,651 I'll finish my bottle before you've opened yours! 508 00:31:30,146 --> 00:31:31,556 What should I get for you? 509 00:31:34,146 --> 00:31:36,936 Wait, Mr. Sharma. We've got plans tonight. 510 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,440 It's your son's birthday. 511 00:31:39,563 --> 00:31:41,273 How many birthdays does he have in a year? 512 00:31:44,021 --> 00:31:45,151 Hello, Dad. 513 00:31:45,605 --> 00:31:47,475 Dad, Kavya. Kavya, Dad. 514 00:31:47,730 --> 00:31:50,150 -Hello, Uncle. -Hello, dear. 515 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,360 Guys! Get ready for a great contest. 516 00:32:04,271 --> 00:32:05,651 Kavya has wagered 517 00:32:05,771 --> 00:32:09,151 that she can finish two bottles of beer before I can. 518 00:32:09,271 --> 00:32:11,151 Stop your speech and start drinking. 519 00:32:11,271 --> 00:32:13,401 -Whoa! -Whoa! 520 00:32:13,521 --> 00:32:15,441 Poplu, start counting! 521 00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:22,810 Go! 522 00:32:34,771 --> 00:32:37,981 She is a brash lass You're not gonna pass 523 00:32:38,063 --> 00:32:40,023 Don't be so cocky 524 00:32:43,188 --> 00:32:46,688 She is as swift as a Ferrari. Guzzle up! 525 00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:50,360 Come and move with me 526 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,770 -Come let's get into trouble -You're losing, man! 527 00:32:52,896 --> 00:32:56,686 Come and join the party! 528 00:32:58,021 --> 00:32:58,901 Wow! 529 00:32:59,146 --> 00:33:00,436 Don't worry, Humpty Dumpty! 530 00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:02,023 Stick with me and you'll learn to drink! 531 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,558 I don't want to drink anymore. 532 00:33:04,438 --> 00:33:05,268 What? 533 00:33:07,521 --> 00:33:12,981 Study and learn No one wants that 534 00:33:13,563 --> 00:33:16,733 We come here to have fun 535 00:33:16,813 --> 00:33:18,403 A place to work hard For group of joyous men 536 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,400 Listen up, it's a long night 537 00:33:20,521 --> 00:33:24,651 Cross your hearts And tell me, what will you do? 538 00:33:24,771 --> 00:33:27,771 We'll goof around! 539 00:33:27,855 --> 00:33:31,685 My sweetheart, You poured color of love on me 540 00:33:31,813 --> 00:33:35,273 You've turned a simple girl Into a drunkard 541 00:33:35,355 --> 00:33:39,395 Darn you! I won't go home 542 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,860 The sun sets and the brilliant moon rises 543 00:33:45,563 --> 00:33:50,863 The sky seems to be melting down 544 00:33:59,605 --> 00:34:01,145 You checked out my Facebook profile 545 00:34:01,896 --> 00:34:03,186 but you didn't send me a friend request. 546 00:34:03,313 --> 00:34:06,483 Why don't you send it? What arrogance! 547 00:34:06,605 --> 00:34:07,855 That sucks. 548 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:10,230 I'm desperate if I send a request and arrogant if I don't! 549 00:34:10,355 --> 00:34:12,265 An innocent boy like me has no choice. 550 00:34:12,396 --> 00:34:16,266 You're are innocent? My foot! 551 00:34:17,063 --> 00:34:20,483 My heart skipped a beat 552 00:34:21,271 --> 00:34:22,811 By the way, it's not my birthday today. 553 00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:25,518 I know. That's why I didn't get you a present. 554 00:34:28,438 --> 00:34:29,728 Don't worry. 555 00:34:31,646 --> 00:34:33,356 I'll solve Gurpreet's problem... 556 00:34:35,813 --> 00:34:39,693 and I'll get you a designer skirt. 557 00:34:45,771 --> 00:34:47,771 You won't need to sell your earrings. 558 00:34:51,646 --> 00:34:52,806 I saw you the other day. 559 00:34:56,146 --> 00:34:57,396 I saw you as well. 560 00:34:59,021 --> 00:35:00,401 You want to buy a car, don't you? 561 00:35:03,146 --> 00:35:04,396 That's my dad's dream. 562 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:07,938 He even booked a car a few years ago. 563 00:35:08,063 --> 00:35:10,483 He had arranged the down-payment and the loan. 564 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,940 There was a fire in the shop. 565 00:35:13,688 --> 00:35:15,268 It set us back by 20 lakh rupees. 566 00:35:16,938 --> 00:35:19,438 He hasn't managed to save enough ever since. 567 00:35:20,813 --> 00:35:22,273 God knows when we'll get a car. 568 00:35:26,855 --> 00:35:28,305 Go to sleep, Poplu. 569 00:35:31,938 --> 00:35:35,058 Why do Indian girls prefer NRI boys? 570 00:35:35,230 --> 00:35:36,060 What do you mean? 571 00:35:36,230 --> 00:35:38,060 Gurpreet's suitor is from Singapore 572 00:35:38,230 --> 00:35:39,190 and yours is from the US. 573 00:35:39,313 --> 00:35:41,313 The Indian ratio is getting ruined! 574 00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:45,438 One more thing. Our income isn't so high 575 00:35:45,563 --> 00:35:47,863 but our outcome is always world class! 576 00:35:48,105 --> 00:35:49,015 Yuck! 577 00:35:49,563 --> 00:35:51,983 I didn't choose him. He is my dad's choice. 578 00:35:52,146 --> 00:35:54,976 -So, you'll marry a stranger? -Dad knows his father. 579 00:35:55,105 --> 00:35:58,645 I've met him before We talk on Skype sometimes. 580 00:35:58,771 --> 00:36:00,441 You're a modern girl! 581 00:36:00,563 --> 00:36:02,613 How could you agree to an arranged marriage? 582 00:36:03,855 --> 00:36:06,055 Don't modern girls have arranged marriages? 583 00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:09,310 They do. They don't hang out alone in Delhi a month before. 584 00:36:11,146 --> 00:36:13,606 You know, I've come to buy a skirt. 585 00:36:14,021 --> 00:36:16,691 I'm not as stupid as I look. 586 00:36:16,813 --> 00:36:20,063 Wedding shopping is a family affair. I know that. 587 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,940 I won't discuss the wedding in front of my sister. 588 00:36:26,063 --> 00:36:27,313 Is she single? 589 00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:29,606 She's divorced. 590 00:36:31,521 --> 00:36:34,311 Forget it. This is killing my buzz. 591 00:36:52,396 --> 00:36:53,226 I-- 592 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:56,230 In the movies they usually kiss at this moment. 593 00:36:56,646 --> 00:36:58,106 Don't watch so many movies then! 594 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,610 It's not safe to go home so late. 595 00:37:05,730 --> 00:37:07,020 So, I'll leave in the morning 596 00:37:07,188 --> 00:37:08,018 Sure. 597 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:12,856 What are you doing? 598 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:17,145 When girls leave you, you need your friends! 599 00:38:07,021 --> 00:38:09,401 You look even more beautiful in the morning. 600 00:38:15,313 --> 00:38:19,773 Last night, I expected it to happen, 601 00:38:20,438 --> 00:38:23,858 but nothing prepared me for the passion we felt. 602 00:38:26,855 --> 00:38:27,895 What happened last night? 603 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:29,270 We did... 604 00:38:29,896 --> 00:38:34,186 what a young couple is expected to do. 605 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:37,560 -Really? -Yes. 606 00:38:38,063 --> 00:38:42,113 Don't worry. I'm there for you. 607 00:38:45,563 --> 00:38:47,983 You psychopath! What are you doing? I was joking! 608 00:38:48,105 --> 00:38:50,935 I know! I was drunk! I didn't lose my memory! 609 00:38:52,021 --> 00:38:54,481 Get rid of this romantic movie hangover. 610 00:38:54,771 --> 00:38:55,941 It'll get you in trouble! 611 00:38:57,980 --> 00:38:59,560 Hurry up! That boy will be here! 612 00:39:09,230 --> 00:39:10,230 That's the scoundrel! 613 00:39:10,396 --> 00:39:11,436 Is that Bhanu? 614 00:39:12,605 --> 00:39:15,605 He's the principal's son. He's from Mumbai. A model. 615 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:18,441 He loves flirting with women. 616 00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:20,860 Come on! 617 00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:22,020 Let's go. 618 00:39:23,605 --> 00:39:24,765 Mrs. Chibber! 619 00:39:25,146 --> 00:39:26,476 You know her? 620 00:39:26,605 --> 00:39:29,395 I know everyone! Her husband is our accounts' professor. 621 00:39:30,563 --> 00:39:31,523 She looks simple and decent. 622 00:39:31,605 --> 00:39:34,725 Decent? She is a major pervert! 623 00:39:34,855 --> 00:39:37,185 She has ruined poor Professor Chibber's life. 624 00:39:37,688 --> 00:39:38,898 Speaking from experience? 625 00:39:40,771 --> 00:39:44,771 Mrs. Chibber and early morning walk with Bhanu! 626 00:39:44,855 --> 00:39:45,805 What are you doing? 627 00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:48,110 Early morning cardio. 628 00:39:49,438 --> 00:39:50,518 Plan? 629 00:39:53,813 --> 00:39:55,063 Name? 630 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,020 You'll have to work in a 12-hour shift. 631 00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:02,606 You'll be paid 1500 rupees for the first month. 632 00:40:02,730 --> 00:40:04,190 You'll have Mondays off. 633 00:40:04,355 --> 00:40:05,475 Any problem? 634 00:40:05,896 --> 00:40:07,266 Not at all, sir! 635 00:40:08,063 --> 00:40:12,023 Sir, may I start today? 636 00:40:22,730 --> 00:40:24,690 He always takes room 201. 637 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,193 I've kept the stuff ready. 638 00:40:26,313 --> 00:40:28,863 Memorize your lines and don't ham. 639 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:31,310 I was the best actor in my school. 640 00:40:31,438 --> 00:40:32,478 I don't need your tips. 641 00:40:32,605 --> 00:40:35,055 Swinging your pigtails on stage isn't acting. 642 00:40:35,188 --> 00:40:38,268 We have to take Bhanu for a ride. So, concentrate. 643 00:40:38,396 --> 00:40:42,436 If he figures it out, we'll be in trouble. 644 00:40:58,396 --> 00:40:59,306 What? 645 00:41:00,313 --> 00:41:01,443 You look hot. 646 00:41:01,563 --> 00:41:03,943 I was born hot! Focus on the job. 647 00:41:04,063 --> 00:41:05,063 Sure. 648 00:41:31,146 --> 00:41:32,016 What are you doing? 649 00:41:32,188 --> 00:41:33,398 I'm showing you the exact position! 650 00:41:41,646 --> 00:41:43,016 Chibber! I mean Shonty! 651 00:41:43,146 --> 00:41:45,936 Humpty, Bhanu is almost there. You better scram. 652 00:41:46,063 --> 00:41:47,903 Okay. Let's go. Bhanu's coming! 653 00:42:04,896 --> 00:42:06,056 Are you new here? 654 00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:11,190 Room 201. 655 00:42:26,146 --> 00:42:30,556 Are you here with someone? 656 00:42:32,396 --> 00:42:34,016 Today, I'm with someone. 657 00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:36,273 I'll come alone tomorrow, if you say so. 658 00:42:38,688 --> 00:42:43,648 I'm free from 04:00 a.m. to 05:00 a.m. 659 00:43:21,771 --> 00:43:24,111 Professor Chibber is a lucky man. 660 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:26,356 Lucky how? 661 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,360 He has married a tramp. 662 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,480 Don't worry. 663 00:43:32,646 --> 00:43:35,186 Mrs. Chibber is turning over a new leaf tomorrow. 664 00:44:00,646 --> 00:44:01,476 Did you make the video? 665 00:44:01,563 --> 00:44:02,653 -You've done this! -What do you want? 666 00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:03,810 I'll slap you! 667 00:44:04,646 --> 00:44:05,806 Tell me the truth! 668 00:44:05,896 --> 00:44:08,606 -If Mr. Chibber sees it-- -I don't care! Tell me! 669 00:44:08,688 --> 00:44:11,228 If my dad sees this, he'll kill me! 670 00:44:12,688 --> 00:44:14,648 Get ready in ten minutes. I'm coming! 671 00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:17,690 Where's that girl? 672 00:44:17,771 --> 00:44:18,731 What girl? 673 00:44:18,813 --> 00:44:20,233 I'll break your jaw! 674 00:44:20,313 --> 00:44:22,233 Where's the receptionist who was here yesterday? 675 00:44:22,313 --> 00:44:24,613 We never hired a female receptionist! 676 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:29,523 Get out of here! Bonehead! 677 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:36,020 Scare the crap out of him 678 00:44:36,105 --> 00:44:39,145 So that he never eyes Any other girl again 679 00:44:39,521 --> 00:44:42,981 Scare the crap out of him 680 00:44:43,063 --> 00:44:47,773 So that he never eyes Any other girl again 'Any other girl again.' 681 00:45:02,146 --> 00:45:05,016 Drop the money in the box and leave. 682 00:45:05,605 --> 00:45:07,435 Don't try to be smart 683 00:45:07,521 --> 00:45:12,311 or your video will be all over the internet. 684 00:45:23,771 --> 00:45:25,691 -This is my wedding jewelry. -Leave it! 685 00:45:28,438 --> 00:45:31,268 Never call me again. 686 00:45:31,438 --> 00:45:32,518 Why would I? 687 00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:35,231 You're like a son to me. 688 00:45:45,938 --> 00:45:49,438 Scare the crap out of him 689 00:45:49,563 --> 00:45:52,653 So that he never eyes Any other girl again 690 00:45:54,313 --> 00:45:55,523 Poplu, look at all that money! 691 00:45:57,605 --> 00:45:59,975 What a perfect plan! 692 00:46:01,438 --> 00:46:03,898 I'm going to get a tuxedo with a bow tie! 693 00:46:04,021 --> 00:46:05,361 You'll look like a waiter. 694 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,810 Come on! 695 00:46:06,938 --> 00:46:08,308 Kavya, keep it safe. 696 00:46:09,688 --> 00:46:10,808 What's wrong? 697 00:46:11,355 --> 00:46:12,685 Aren't you happy? 698 00:46:12,813 --> 00:46:14,653 These are Mrs. Chibber's wedding jewels. 699 00:46:15,271 --> 00:46:16,401 We can't take these. 700 00:46:16,521 --> 00:46:19,361 Kavya, don't be emotional. They'll fetch a lot of money! 701 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,610 You can buy a designer skirt! 702 00:46:22,188 --> 00:46:23,858 I don't want it like this, Humpty. 703 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:31,151 Why are you sad? 704 00:46:33,813 --> 00:46:35,063 It doesn't suit you! 705 00:46:36,646 --> 00:46:38,856 Just think how happy Gurpreet will be with the money! 706 00:46:43,688 --> 00:46:45,478 You've saved me. 707 00:46:47,146 --> 00:46:48,436 Forget about it. 708 00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:49,805 I'm serious. 709 00:46:55,355 --> 00:46:57,515 Forget it! Just stop hitting on me. 710 00:46:57,605 --> 00:46:58,435 Shut up! 711 00:46:58,521 --> 00:47:02,061 Why don't we get hugs? We have helped as well. 712 00:47:07,563 --> 00:47:10,193 No. It was a joke. 713 00:47:10,355 --> 00:47:13,855 Here! A hug and a kiss! 714 00:47:13,980 --> 00:47:15,560 Dude! 715 00:47:25,396 --> 00:47:26,226 Wow! 716 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:30,403 You're blushing! 717 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,940 Tell me! 718 00:47:56,355 --> 00:47:57,435 What is this? 719 00:47:58,063 --> 00:48:01,903 We don't want to look at your sulking face anymore. 720 00:48:02,855 --> 00:48:05,055 It's our contribution for Kavya's skirt! 721 00:48:05,188 --> 00:48:06,018 Keep it. 722 00:48:06,396 --> 00:48:07,646 Where did you get this money? 723 00:48:08,105 --> 00:48:10,975 We had set it aside for your dowry. 724 00:48:11,105 --> 00:48:13,515 It's not like anyone will want to marry you. 725 00:48:13,646 --> 00:48:15,396 We have to give them money. 726 00:48:16,396 --> 00:48:18,016 I need 250,000 rupees more. 727 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:19,266 Thank you. 728 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,145 Okay. Keep this. 729 00:48:23,021 --> 00:48:24,521 I saved it for the down-payment of the car. 730 00:48:24,646 --> 00:48:25,726 You can use it. 731 00:48:25,855 --> 00:48:27,855 You said we hadn't saved anything. 732 00:48:28,521 --> 00:48:31,061 It's called a secret stash. 733 00:48:31,188 --> 00:48:32,648 For emergencies. 734 00:48:32,938 --> 00:48:35,268 Don't talk rubbish. I'm not taking it. 735 00:48:35,813 --> 00:48:38,813 We can get a car after a couple of years. 736 00:48:38,938 --> 00:48:40,648 Kavya's wedding is now, right? 737 00:48:40,771 --> 00:48:43,731 Besides how is a car going to change our lives? 738 00:48:43,855 --> 00:48:46,305 You'll drive, I'll sit next to you. They'll sit in the back. 739 00:48:46,438 --> 00:48:49,608 You've only met her once! Don't act so righteous! 740 00:48:49,730 --> 00:48:52,190 I'm your father, not a fool. 741 00:48:52,355 --> 00:48:55,645 It's an advance from your salary! 742 00:48:56,896 --> 00:48:59,976 So, you'll have to work for free for the next three years! 743 00:49:00,105 --> 00:49:02,645 It's okay I'll buy you beer. 744 00:49:03,646 --> 00:49:04,516 Alright, done. 745 00:49:06,438 --> 00:49:07,728 Come on. 746 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,810 Come on. 747 00:49:11,438 --> 00:49:13,308 What are you doing? 748 00:49:29,646 --> 00:49:31,056 Why do you want an empty bag? 749 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:44,193 Where did you get the money? 750 00:49:44,355 --> 00:49:46,685 From the bank. Robbed it at gunpoint. 751 00:49:47,396 --> 00:49:48,686 Humpty, be honest. 752 00:49:50,313 --> 00:49:52,233 I didn't do anything wrong to get it 753 00:49:52,605 --> 00:49:55,265 I promised you a designer skirt. 754 00:49:56,230 --> 00:49:57,560 I don't break my promises. 755 00:50:00,146 --> 00:50:01,396 I can't take it. 756 00:50:03,563 --> 00:50:05,233 Think of it as a loan. 757 00:50:05,730 --> 00:50:08,650 Return it to me in dollars after the wedding. 758 00:50:14,396 --> 00:50:15,516 Scoundrel. 759 00:50:16,730 --> 00:50:18,230 You pulled it off, didn't you? 760 00:50:18,646 --> 00:50:21,766 Had you wished for a skirt worth ten lakhs... 761 00:50:22,105 --> 00:50:23,555 I'd have gotten it for you. 762 00:50:33,021 --> 00:50:33,901 What? 763 00:50:35,521 --> 00:50:36,401 Nothing. 764 00:50:38,438 --> 00:50:40,018 I should leave. 765 00:50:48,896 --> 00:50:50,226 Don't get emotional. 766 00:51:27,730 --> 00:51:29,480 This Punjabi firecracker 767 00:51:29,605 --> 00:51:31,185 She's a total fashionista 768 00:51:31,313 --> 00:51:34,773 I've been seeing her around every day 769 00:51:34,896 --> 00:51:36,556 'She's a witch 770 00:51:36,646 --> 00:51:38,396 She wants a piece of my heart 771 00:51:38,521 --> 00:51:42,061 She runs around all the time 772 00:51:42,313 --> 00:51:45,733 Who knows who he's dreaming of? 773 00:51:45,855 --> 00:51:47,605 Let him do his thing 774 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:49,400 Why would I care? 775 00:51:49,521 --> 00:51:50,651 Oh, yes 776 00:51:51,021 --> 00:51:52,111 Oh, yes 777 00:51:52,438 --> 00:51:54,518 D's for Dance Give it a chance 778 00:51:54,646 --> 00:51:56,516 Let's go crazy tonight! 779 00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:57,936 Oh, yes 780 00:51:58,313 --> 00:51:59,523 Oh, yes 781 00:51:59,730 --> 00:52:01,480 D's for Dance Give it a chance 782 00:52:01,605 --> 00:52:03,685 Let's go crazy tonight! 783 00:52:03,855 --> 00:52:05,055 Oh, yes 784 00:52:05,521 --> 00:52:06,561 Oh, yes 785 00:52:06,688 --> 00:52:08,728 D's for Dance Give it a chance 786 00:52:08,855 --> 00:52:10,975 Let's go crazy tonight! 787 00:52:25,396 --> 00:52:28,016 Don't get your hopes up, boy 788 00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:32,306 Why do you get your hopes up? 789 00:52:32,438 --> 00:52:36,108 Look, how she tricks me 790 00:52:36,230 --> 00:52:39,730 There's a new wicked girl around 791 00:52:39,855 --> 00:52:47,185 Dressed up to the nines She looks hotter than the bride 792 00:52:47,355 --> 00:52:50,605 Smells like someone's burning up 793 00:52:50,730 --> 00:52:54,150 Who cares how dressed up I am? 794 00:52:54,271 --> 00:52:55,231 Oh, yes 795 00:52:56,063 --> 00:52:57,153 Oh, yes 796 00:52:57,438 --> 00:52:59,358 D's for Dance Give it a chance 797 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,440 Let's go crazy tonight! 798 00:53:01,563 --> 00:53:02,773 Oh, yes 799 00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:04,483 Oh, yes 800 00:53:04,605 --> 00:53:06,475 D's for Dance Give it a chance 801 00:53:06,605 --> 00:53:08,685 Let's go crazy tonight! 802 00:53:24,980 --> 00:53:27,610 Take my heart, my very soul 803 00:53:27,730 --> 00:53:32,150 Take my heart, my very soul! 804 00:53:32,271 --> 00:53:35,691 Didn't your teachers teach you anything? 805 00:53:35,855 --> 00:53:39,185 I'd give you detention every day! 806 00:53:39,438 --> 00:53:42,898 Look at this boy's face 807 00:53:43,021 --> 00:53:46,361 Bitter like a gourd 808 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,400 I'm a little bitter and a little sweet 809 00:53:48,521 --> 00:53:50,311 Whatever suits your taste! 810 00:53:50,438 --> 00:53:51,978 I want to love you openly 811 00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:53,613 I'm not the one who hides 812 00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:55,015 Oh, yes 813 00:53:55,605 --> 00:53:56,645 Oh, yes 814 00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:58,810 D's for Dance Give it a chance 815 00:53:58,938 --> 00:54:01,188 Let's go crazy tonight! 816 00:54:04,230 --> 00:54:06,110 D's for Dance Give it a chance 817 00:54:06,230 --> 00:54:08,150 Let's go crazy tonight! 818 00:54:08,313 --> 00:54:09,403 Oh, yes 819 00:54:10,063 --> 00:54:11,193 Oh, yes 820 00:54:11,438 --> 00:54:13,268 D's for Dance Give it a chance 821 00:54:13,396 --> 00:54:15,356 Let's go crazy tonight! 822 00:54:15,521 --> 00:54:16,731 Oh, yes 823 00:54:17,271 --> 00:54:18,521 Oh, yes 824 00:54:18,646 --> 00:54:20,516 D's for Dance Give it a chance 825 00:54:20,646 --> 00:54:22,976 Let's go crazy tonight! 826 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,646 D's for Dance Give it a chance 827 00:54:27,813 --> 00:54:30,313 Let's go crazy tonight! 828 00:54:44,271 --> 00:54:45,901 When are you going back to Ambala? 829 00:54:47,396 --> 00:54:48,356 Tomorrow. 830 00:54:48,771 --> 00:54:50,441 After Gurpreet's wedding ceremony. 831 00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:52,978 Stay back a few days. 832 00:54:53,105 --> 00:54:54,475 Dad is calling me back. 833 00:54:56,396 --> 00:54:58,146 The wedding preparations have begun. 834 00:55:01,396 --> 00:55:03,306 So, this is the last time I'll see you. 835 00:55:04,063 --> 00:55:04,943 Why? 836 00:55:05,980 --> 00:55:07,270 Won't you attend the wedding? 837 00:55:09,813 --> 00:55:11,863 You helped me and helped Gurpreet. 838 00:55:11,938 --> 00:55:13,018 I won't come. 839 00:55:48,896 --> 00:55:50,146 Now what? 840 00:55:52,855 --> 00:55:54,555 Now close your eyes and sleep. 841 00:55:59,355 --> 00:56:00,685 Do you love me? 842 00:56:09,271 --> 00:56:11,401 My sister loved a boy once. 843 00:56:13,896 --> 00:56:15,976 Dad didn't like him. 844 00:56:18,938 --> 00:56:20,268 But she... 845 00:56:22,521 --> 00:56:23,901 married him, anyway. 846 00:56:28,896 --> 00:56:30,306 The boy turned out to be a scoundrel. 847 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,650 He started hitting my sister. 848 00:56:37,313 --> 00:56:38,773 She came back home. 849 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,770 My dad has not forgiven her. 850 00:56:50,063 --> 00:56:52,653 He has opened a cybercafe for her. 851 00:56:54,313 --> 00:56:56,653 But he taunts her all the time. 852 00:56:58,146 --> 00:56:59,976 My father doesn't believe in love. 853 00:57:02,605 --> 00:57:04,395 Angad is his choice. 854 00:57:11,021 --> 00:57:13,021 I can't break his heart. 855 00:57:18,646 --> 00:57:20,226 You talk too much. 856 00:57:22,813 --> 00:57:27,193 Such a long answer for such a simple question. 857 00:57:36,021 --> 00:57:37,191 Do you love me? 858 00:57:50,605 --> 00:57:51,975 I can't sleep. 859 00:57:52,813 --> 00:57:54,113 Want to hear a poem? 860 00:57:54,230 --> 00:57:55,480 In English? 861 00:57:56,605 --> 00:57:58,015 Will that help me sleep? 862 00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:03,106 Okay. 863 00:58:19,855 --> 00:58:22,145 In wedding finery, your face will glow. 864 00:58:26,271 --> 00:58:28,361 Like Shakespeare, my beard will grow. 865 00:59:10,896 --> 00:59:13,436 Pay him and ask for a bill. 866 00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:15,440 -We'll settle the rest later. -Dad! 867 00:59:15,563 --> 00:59:18,733 Dad, we're going to need a split air-conditioner. 868 00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:20,105 Okay, so get it. 869 00:59:20,230 --> 00:59:22,190 I don't want any problems with cooling. 870 00:59:22,355 --> 00:59:25,855 Don't worry, sir! You have my word! 871 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:27,610 Think before you speak. 872 00:59:28,896 --> 00:59:30,646 My future son-in-law will be here. 873 00:59:31,438 --> 00:59:33,268 If he's even slightly uncomfortable, 874 00:59:34,105 --> 00:59:36,185 I'll cancel you contract. 875 00:59:37,063 --> 00:59:38,773 Check the painting. 876 00:59:38,896 --> 00:59:40,186 -Come on. -Bye, sir. 877 00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:46,150 Granny, Kavya's looking like grown up after her Delhi trip. 878 00:59:46,230 --> 00:59:49,520 No. I'm just tanned from the sun. 879 00:59:49,646 --> 00:59:54,936 I can't believe she's back without her designer skirt. 880 00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,020 -I'm very upset! -Why, granny? 881 00:59:58,146 --> 00:59:59,856 Try to understand. 882 00:59:59,980 --> 01:00:05,310 She can't show off your designer skirt to Angad's granny now! 883 01:00:05,438 --> 01:00:07,728 I looked everywhere! Nothing really suited me. 884 01:00:07,855 --> 01:00:12,605 These designer skirts suit girls from the city. 885 01:00:12,730 --> 01:00:14,980 I'm the best tailor for you. 886 01:00:18,313 --> 01:00:19,813 You didn't leave anything behind, did you? 887 01:00:22,730 --> 01:00:24,270 Whatever is left behind is gone now. 888 01:00:24,688 --> 01:00:26,228 I have to prepare myself for America. 889 01:00:29,313 --> 01:00:32,153 Single Line registers 50 hard covers, 50 soft covers. 890 01:00:32,271 --> 01:00:34,901 50 long notebooks, 50 small notebooks. 891 01:00:35,188 --> 01:00:38,058 No, only 25 small notebooks they don't sell much. 892 01:00:38,188 --> 01:00:39,188 People will keep buying them! 893 01:00:39,271 --> 01:00:41,811 Nobody buys anything. They'll just become trash! 894 01:00:41,896 --> 01:00:44,146 -Oh, God! -Will you please keep it down? 895 01:00:44,980 --> 01:00:47,690 Humpty's very serious about work these days! 896 01:00:47,813 --> 01:00:50,193 Ever since I've joined, you've become lazy. 897 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:53,193 Your days of frolicking are over and mine have begun! 898 01:00:54,188 --> 01:00:56,058 -He is right. -50 A4-- 899 01:00:58,438 --> 01:00:59,308 That's me. 900 01:00:59,438 --> 01:01:00,978 Sir, congratulations on your new car! 901 01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:10,230 -Dad, did you-- -No! I didn't! 902 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,940 Sir, I haven't bought a car. 903 01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:15,901 This is a gift for you. 904 01:01:17,646 --> 01:01:19,726 My eyes have met yours 905 01:01:19,896 --> 01:01:21,936 My eyes have met yours 906 01:01:22,063 --> 01:01:24,233 My eyes have met yours 907 01:01:24,355 --> 01:01:26,435 My eyes have met yours 908 01:01:26,563 --> 01:01:28,693 My eyes have met yours 909 01:01:28,855 --> 01:01:30,975 My eyes have met yours 910 01:01:37,688 --> 01:01:40,148 My eyes have met yours 911 01:01:40,271 --> 01:01:42,811 Oh, dear God! 912 01:01:50,730 --> 01:01:54,610 You are our Master 913 01:01:55,646 --> 01:02:00,686 To You, I offer this humble prayer 914 01:02:00,813 --> 01:02:05,733 To You, I offer this humble prayer 915 01:02:06,771 --> 01:02:11,111 You are our Master 916 01:02:11,438 --> 01:02:16,398 To You, I offer this humble prayer 917 01:02:16,730 --> 01:02:21,690 To You, I offer this humble prayer 918 01:02:25,813 --> 01:02:30,313 You alone know 919 01:02:30,521 --> 01:02:35,271 Your existence and vastness 920 01:02:35,396 --> 01:02:39,896 Your existence and vastness 921 01:02:41,605 --> 01:02:46,185 Nanak, your slave... 922 01:02:46,313 --> 01:02:51,863 Is forever surrendering to You 923 01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:57,810 Is forever surrendering to You 924 01:03:17,771 --> 01:03:19,811 COMMUNITY KITCHEN 925 01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,360 Did you watch the game? 926 01:03:35,438 --> 01:03:36,438 Which game? 927 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:38,023 Bangladesh versus Kenya? 928 01:03:38,146 --> 01:03:40,016 Who would watch that? 929 01:03:40,355 --> 01:03:41,475 I watch it. 930 01:03:52,105 --> 01:03:53,435 Did you like the surprise? 931 01:03:56,355 --> 01:03:57,605 Are you crazy? 932 01:03:58,146 --> 01:03:59,936 Stop trying to be heroic! 933 01:04:00,063 --> 01:04:01,483 Aren't you happy to see me? 934 01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:04,480 I'm very happy. But if my brother sees us-- 935 01:04:04,605 --> 01:04:05,975 He'll kill me. What else? 936 01:04:06,105 --> 01:04:07,265 Stop worrying. 937 01:04:07,396 --> 01:04:09,146 You'll get married for sure. 938 01:04:10,521 --> 01:04:12,151 Everyone's under your spell. 939 01:04:12,605 --> 01:04:14,225 You bought us a new car! 940 01:04:15,063 --> 01:04:16,563 My dad says it's wonderful. 941 01:04:16,688 --> 01:04:17,558 The car... 942 01:04:18,230 --> 01:04:19,270 and you. 943 01:04:21,146 --> 01:04:23,306 Humpty, please leave. 944 01:04:26,271 --> 01:04:28,481 I had to get you something in return for your gift. 945 01:04:29,730 --> 01:04:31,690 -Humpty, how-- -Don't get emotional. 946 01:04:32,396 --> 01:04:36,266 Tell me, are you happy to see me? 947 01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:43,610 I'm very happy. 948 01:04:44,938 --> 01:04:46,108 Me too. 949 01:04:46,230 --> 01:04:47,940 Let's go and talk to your father. 950 01:04:48,896 --> 01:04:49,856 Are you insane? 951 01:04:49,980 --> 01:04:52,310 I'm getting married! My father will kill you! 952 01:04:52,438 --> 01:04:54,648 Sooner or later, we'll have to tell them about our feelings. 953 01:04:54,771 --> 01:04:56,811 You can take your feelings and get lost! 954 01:04:57,146 --> 01:04:57,976 I'm leaving. 955 01:04:58,063 --> 01:04:59,693 -Hey, Kavya! -If I see you again, I'll shoot you! 956 01:05:06,146 --> 01:05:07,146 She didn't even say hello. 957 01:05:07,230 --> 01:05:08,560 Thank God, she didn't! 958 01:05:08,813 --> 01:05:10,233 I don't want to die here. 959 01:05:10,563 --> 01:05:12,483 Now what? 960 01:05:15,938 --> 01:05:18,438 I've come from Delhi with Kavya's wedding skirt. 961 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:24,270 That's how they started calling me Humpty. 962 01:05:30,980 --> 01:05:32,150 Come, sweetheart! 963 01:05:32,271 --> 01:05:35,651 Rakesh was just telling us how he was labeled Humpty! 964 01:05:35,771 --> 01:05:38,611 Since when did designers start having raffles? 965 01:05:38,688 --> 01:05:39,518 What? 966 01:05:39,605 --> 01:05:45,435 I was just telling them how there was a raffle in our store for brides. 967 01:05:45,563 --> 01:05:46,733 Ma'am, you won the prize. 968 01:05:46,855 --> 01:05:49,725 Wow! Kavya, you're lucky! 969 01:05:50,605 --> 01:05:52,015 How many participants? 970 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,810 -150! -Really. 971 01:05:56,313 --> 01:05:57,563 It's a good story. 972 01:05:58,063 --> 01:06:02,023 This glass from which you're drinking... 973 01:06:03,105 --> 01:06:04,225 this mansion... 974 01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:06,766 where you now stand... 975 01:06:07,188 --> 01:06:09,188 it's all a result of my hard work. 976 01:06:09,980 --> 01:06:11,560 I've earned a lot of respect. 977 01:06:11,938 --> 01:06:14,518 I'm not as gullible... 978 01:06:16,688 --> 01:06:18,148 as you think I am. 979 01:06:19,021 --> 01:06:20,191 Put the glass down. 980 01:06:29,646 --> 01:06:30,766 Tell me the truth. 981 01:06:36,771 --> 01:06:38,481 Sir, my name is Humpty Sharma. 982 01:06:38,605 --> 01:06:41,725 I ran into Kavya at her uncle's house. 983 01:06:42,688 --> 01:06:44,558 When I researched-- 984 01:06:45,605 --> 01:06:49,185 When I asked around about her, I found out she's betrothed. 985 01:06:51,271 --> 01:06:52,691 But I wasn't convinced. 986 01:06:53,771 --> 01:06:56,771 I kept finding excuses to meet her. 987 01:06:57,563 --> 01:06:59,523 I thought we could be friends, at least. 988 01:06:59,646 --> 01:07:02,766 When she has to leave, I'll control my feelings. 989 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:07,440 But then love struck... 990 01:07:09,438 --> 01:07:10,518 me... 991 01:07:12,521 --> 01:07:13,691 as well as Kavya. 992 01:07:16,230 --> 01:07:17,360 So, I came to talk to you-- 993 01:07:17,438 --> 01:07:18,768 What the hell will you talk about? 994 01:07:19,188 --> 01:07:21,018 If you wanted to talk, you would have talked. 995 01:07:21,563 --> 01:07:22,483 You wouldn't have wasted time. 996 01:07:22,563 --> 01:07:25,113 Sir, it's not like that, I really did come to talk. 997 01:07:25,230 --> 01:07:26,860 -Ranjeet, take him away. -Kavya stopped me. 998 01:07:26,980 --> 01:07:28,480 -Come on! -Dad! 999 01:07:28,605 --> 01:07:30,605 -Dad. -Come on, you scoundrel! 1000 01:07:34,730 --> 01:07:36,020 Please listen to me. 1001 01:07:36,355 --> 01:07:37,305 Please hear me out. 1002 01:07:40,813 --> 01:07:42,863 Are you trying to be the smart dude from Delhi? 1003 01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:44,480 Don't try to be smart! 1004 01:07:44,605 --> 01:07:45,895 I'll beat you to pulp. 1005 01:07:46,021 --> 01:07:47,271 Enough, Ranjeet. 1006 01:07:56,563 --> 01:07:57,523 Come on. 1007 01:08:03,063 --> 01:08:04,813 Take them back to Delhi. 1008 01:08:08,063 --> 01:08:10,233 Mom, I told him not to come. 1009 01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:13,058 I don't know why he's here. 1010 01:08:14,313 --> 01:08:15,613 He's crazy. 1011 01:08:17,105 --> 01:08:19,765 I'm scared of what my husband will do. 1012 01:08:19,896 --> 01:08:21,686 I know my son. 1013 01:08:21,813 --> 01:08:23,233 He won't harm your friend. 1014 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:25,940 -Do you love him? -Yes. 1015 01:08:26,021 --> 01:08:27,271 Get over your stupid love! 1016 01:08:27,355 --> 01:08:30,475 I would've killed him, if Dad hadn't stopped me. 1017 01:08:33,896 --> 01:08:36,556 Forget what happened in Delhi and today. 1018 01:08:38,230 --> 01:08:39,980 Angad will be here in two days. 1019 01:08:40,688 --> 01:08:43,308 I don't want any trouble until the wedding. 1020 01:08:50,938 --> 01:08:54,358 My crazy heart refuses to listen 1021 01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:59,400 My heart is crazy 1022 01:08:59,855 --> 01:09:04,515 It just doesn't get it 1023 01:09:04,730 --> 01:09:05,940 Why are you laughing? 1024 01:09:06,980 --> 01:09:09,230 It's the pain. 1025 01:09:16,146 --> 01:09:18,306 Shonty, why aren't you laughing? 1026 01:09:19,896 --> 01:09:23,266 My backside is wrecked. 1027 01:09:24,730 --> 01:09:28,020 The truck driver hit every single pothole. 1028 01:09:28,313 --> 01:09:32,443 Your father-in-law is a great guy, Humpty! 1029 01:09:32,563 --> 01:09:35,363 At least, he gave us a lift to Delhi! 1030 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:38,230 I wish he'd given us some food as well. 1031 01:09:39,230 --> 01:09:40,810 I'm so hungry. 1032 01:09:41,355 --> 01:09:44,015 I can smell the roasted chicken. 1033 01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:46,273 Hey, Humpty! 1034 01:09:47,230 --> 01:09:49,110 Let's be serious for a minute. 1035 01:09:49,563 --> 01:09:51,313 -Okay. -Okay. 1036 01:09:51,438 --> 01:09:54,898 You should forget about her now. 1037 01:09:55,021 --> 01:09:59,061 If I hadn't gone to Ambala, I'd have forgotten her. 1038 01:09:59,521 --> 01:10:02,021 But when I saw her in the temple... 1039 01:10:02,771 --> 01:10:04,061 I fell in love again! 1040 01:10:04,896 --> 01:10:06,646 I haven't fallen in love once 1041 01:10:06,730 --> 01:10:09,060 and this guy has fallen for the same girl twice! 1042 01:10:11,813 --> 01:10:16,153 It just doesn't get it 1043 01:10:18,896 --> 01:10:20,106 This is Humpty. 1044 01:10:27,813 --> 01:10:28,693 Yes, Swati? 1045 01:10:28,771 --> 01:10:30,311 Kavya, Humpty's back. 1046 01:10:30,730 --> 01:10:31,860 Come outside, quickly! 1047 01:10:46,438 --> 01:10:50,938 I Don't want to live without you 1048 01:10:51,063 --> 01:10:55,363 I Don't want to live without you 1049 01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:59,860 I Don't want to live without you 1050 01:10:59,980 --> 01:11:04,360 I Don't want to live without you 1051 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:10,360 How do I explain? 1052 01:11:11,230 --> 01:11:15,150 How anxious my heart is without you 1053 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:19,518 How do I explain? 1054 01:11:20,146 --> 01:11:24,266 How anxious my heart is without you 1055 01:11:24,688 --> 01:11:29,108 You don't get my love 1056 01:11:29,230 --> 01:11:33,610 Or how I wait for you 1057 01:11:33,730 --> 01:11:37,980 You are my heart My very life 1058 01:11:38,105 --> 01:11:42,225 How do I explain? 1059 01:11:42,563 --> 01:11:46,273 How anxious my heart is without you 1060 01:11:47,105 --> 01:11:51,475 You don't get my love 1061 01:11:51,605 --> 01:11:55,975 Or how I wait for you 1062 01:11:56,146 --> 01:12:00,356 You are my heart My very life 1063 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:04,940 How do I explain? 1064 01:12:05,063 --> 01:12:09,273 How anxious my heart is without you 1065 01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:39,521 My heart has chosen you 1066 01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:48,110 When you walk with me The rains walk with us 1067 01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:52,650 My life 1068 01:12:52,771 --> 01:12:56,361 Is now yours, How can I help it? 1069 01:12:56,480 --> 01:13:01,020 Have faith in me 1070 01:13:01,146 --> 01:13:05,516 I will wait for you 1071 01:13:05,646 --> 01:13:09,896 You are my heart My very life 1072 01:13:10,063 --> 01:13:14,483 How do I explain? 1073 01:13:14,646 --> 01:13:19,016 How anxious my heart is without you 1074 01:13:36,438 --> 01:13:38,358 -I know something about you, sir. -Really? 1075 01:13:39,730 --> 01:13:42,400 You definitely had a love marriage. 1076 01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:46,398 So, you met Kavya. 1077 01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:48,613 Yes, but she didn't tell me. 1078 01:13:48,730 --> 01:13:50,520 You and your wife aren't from the same caste. 1079 01:13:50,605 --> 01:13:52,475 I figured out it was an inter-cast marriage. 1080 01:13:58,980 --> 01:14:00,440 If you're so smart... 1081 01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:03,941 why have to come back to die in Ambala? 1082 01:14:04,521 --> 01:14:06,481 How long can one escape death, sir? 1083 01:14:10,521 --> 01:14:12,271 So, you're not against love! 1084 01:14:12,438 --> 01:14:14,858 -A few incidents have soured-- -Shut up! 1085 01:14:20,771 --> 01:14:22,231 Don't you dare talk about Swati. 1086 01:14:27,563 --> 01:14:29,313 This is my final warning, son. 1087 01:14:31,021 --> 01:14:33,111 If I see you in Ambala again... 1088 01:14:34,688 --> 01:14:37,558 you'll go back to Delhi in a body bag. 1089 01:14:48,730 --> 01:14:51,730 Dad! Humpty is a very nice boy. Just give him a chance! 1090 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:53,435 -Shut up, Kavya! -Why? 1091 01:14:54,063 --> 01:14:55,613 Are you going to hit me as well? 1092 01:14:57,771 --> 01:14:59,271 He is here for me! 1093 01:14:59,396 --> 01:15:00,806 He loves me a lot! 1094 01:15:00,938 --> 01:15:02,308 He shouldn't have. 1095 01:15:03,730 --> 01:15:05,190 He knows you're betrothed to someone. 1096 01:15:05,313 --> 01:15:06,313 I knew it as well. 1097 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:07,610 I fell in love as well, right? 1098 01:15:07,730 --> 01:15:09,360 -Then get over it. -I can't get over it! 1099 01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:10,860 Too bad, keep crying then! 1100 01:15:11,771 --> 01:15:13,901 You will only marry Angad! 1101 01:15:15,771 --> 01:15:17,561 Why are you ruining my life? 1102 01:15:23,230 --> 01:15:25,060 A father's life is ruined... 1103 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,150 when his daughter's marriage falls apart. 1104 01:15:29,271 --> 01:15:31,521 Dad, you can't shut everyone up by bringing up 1105 01:15:31,605 --> 01:15:33,355 Swati's marriage in every situation. 1106 01:15:33,896 --> 01:15:36,226 What if Angad is a scoundrel like Param? 1107 01:15:38,646 --> 01:15:40,396 Humpty is a good guy. 1108 01:15:40,521 --> 01:15:43,691 He came back for me, despite being beaten to pulp. 1109 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,900 Dad, at least meet him. 1110 01:15:48,021 --> 01:15:49,771 Dad, please! 1111 01:15:50,230 --> 01:15:53,810 For me! Just once! For me! 1112 01:16:00,230 --> 01:16:01,270 Okay. 1113 01:16:02,730 --> 01:16:03,730 Call him. 1114 01:16:19,771 --> 01:16:20,901 Pick up that glass. 1115 01:16:23,396 --> 01:16:24,606 I said, pick up the glass! 1116 01:16:30,313 --> 01:16:32,613 Kavya is going to marry Angad. 1117 01:16:33,605 --> 01:16:37,055 I don't want Kavya to think that 1118 01:16:37,146 --> 01:16:40,476 her father didn't give her boyfriend a chance. 1119 01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,270 Starting tomorrow, you'll keep an eye on Angad. 1120 01:16:55,063 --> 01:16:57,023 Test him for the next five days. 1121 01:16:58,938 --> 01:17:02,358 Get all the information you need. 1122 01:17:05,771 --> 01:17:08,311 Give me one reason why Angad isn't good match for Kavya. 1123 01:17:10,605 --> 01:17:12,015 Just one. 1124 01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:14,653 Just one. 1125 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:25,110 I'll let Kavya marry you. 1126 01:17:27,771 --> 01:17:31,561 To hell with what people will think. 1127 01:17:34,355 --> 01:17:35,605 Remember. 1128 01:17:38,980 --> 01:17:40,610 I'm trusting you. 1129 01:17:41,938 --> 01:17:43,228 Don't break my trust. 1130 01:17:45,105 --> 01:17:46,895 You love Kavya, don't you? 1131 01:17:48,688 --> 01:17:50,688 Now, her future... 1132 01:17:53,105 --> 01:17:54,395 is in your hands. 1133 01:17:55,813 --> 01:17:56,653 However, 1134 01:17:57,146 --> 01:17:59,146 if you can't give me one reason, 1135 01:18:02,021 --> 01:18:05,361 I don't want to see you here on the sixth day. 1136 01:18:25,021 --> 01:18:29,111 Humpty, this cot is teeming with an army of bedbugs. 1137 01:18:29,646 --> 01:18:32,056 Such injustice! Do something. 1138 01:18:32,438 --> 01:18:34,058 I've infiltrated your home! 1139 01:18:34,146 --> 01:18:34,976 Shut up. 1140 01:18:35,230 --> 01:18:36,060 You're a loser! 1141 01:18:36,188 --> 01:18:37,808 You're destined to be with this loser. 1142 01:18:37,938 --> 01:18:39,228 Don't be cheeky. 1143 01:18:39,855 --> 01:18:41,555 We're in the same house now 1144 01:18:41,646 --> 01:18:43,606 and you're babbling away on the phone. 1145 01:18:43,730 --> 01:18:44,610 What do you want? 1146 01:18:44,730 --> 01:18:46,940 Come meet me, if you have the guts! 1147 01:18:47,396 --> 01:18:48,226 Really? 1148 01:18:56,105 --> 01:18:58,015 Now that I'm here, I won't leave empty-handed. 1149 01:18:58,521 --> 01:19:00,771 -You haven't said it yet. -Said what? 1150 01:19:00,896 --> 01:19:02,306 -That. -What's that? 1151 01:19:05,896 --> 01:19:06,726 That! 1152 01:19:06,896 --> 01:19:08,056 Say it, quickly. 1153 01:19:08,396 --> 01:19:11,016 Weren't you listening when I was proclaiming it in front of you father? 1154 01:19:11,313 --> 01:19:13,773 Say it to me. I don't care who else you've said it to. 1155 01:19:13,896 --> 01:19:16,556 Shahrukh Khan looks cool, when he does it on-screen. 1156 01:19:16,688 --> 01:19:18,018 I'll look like a fool. 1157 01:19:18,146 --> 01:19:20,476 -I don't care. Say it! -Why me? You do it. 1158 01:19:20,605 --> 01:19:22,225 Say it, or I'll scream! 1159 01:19:33,438 --> 01:19:35,148 -I know. -Now you say it! 1160 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:37,521 Say it! This is not done! 1161 01:20:00,230 --> 01:20:01,610 Is he Angad? 1162 01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:03,110 Dude, you win hands down! 1163 01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:04,650 Kavya is yours! 1164 01:20:04,771 --> 01:20:05,901 Congratulations! 1165 01:20:28,438 --> 01:20:33,438 Dude, is this guy a doctor or a model? 1166 01:20:42,230 --> 01:20:43,480 This is great. 1167 01:20:44,313 --> 01:20:46,813 First, they hit us and then they party. 1168 01:20:57,688 --> 01:20:58,898 What's wrong? 1169 01:21:10,313 --> 01:21:12,023 Have a drink! 1170 01:21:13,271 --> 01:21:14,651 It's a large shot! 1171 01:21:20,771 --> 01:21:22,691 That's the reason I tell you to go easy on drinks. 1172 01:21:24,230 --> 01:21:27,480 I don't drink too much. I just get high quickly! 1173 01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,016 This is Shonty. 1174 01:21:39,396 --> 01:21:40,896 Mine's the most interesting. 1175 01:21:50,980 --> 01:21:52,310 So, you don't drink? 1176 01:21:54,771 --> 01:21:56,731 I tried it in college, but it's not for me. 1177 01:21:57,230 --> 01:21:59,110 You should have a drink sometimes. 1178 01:21:59,271 --> 01:22:00,481 It helps you relax. 1179 01:22:02,230 --> 01:22:06,190 A drunk man thinks with his heart, not his mind. 1180 01:22:06,313 --> 01:22:07,653 Well, we're Punjabi. 1181 01:22:07,771 --> 01:22:09,861 No mind, all heart. 1182 01:22:09,980 --> 01:22:12,860 I'm Punjabi as well. But, I'm all mind. 1183 01:22:17,396 --> 01:22:21,306 If he wasn't engaged to Kavya, I'd marry him. 1184 01:22:31,313 --> 01:22:33,523 -Hello, sweetheart. -Stop it. 1185 01:22:33,646 --> 01:22:35,186 I am high! Don't you want to take advantage? 1186 01:22:35,271 --> 01:22:36,111 No. 1187 01:22:37,313 --> 01:22:39,363 Why didn't you tell me Angad was a stud? 1188 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:41,310 Everyone looks like a stud on Skype. 1189 01:22:43,813 --> 01:22:44,983 You're jealous! 1190 01:22:45,146 --> 01:22:47,146 I was jealous when I saw him in the morning. 1191 01:22:47,271 --> 01:22:48,901 Now I'm scared out of my wits! 1192 01:22:50,771 --> 01:22:51,731 Stop laughing! 1193 01:22:51,855 --> 01:22:53,145 -And your brother, I will-- -Hey! 1194 01:22:53,271 --> 01:22:54,731 -What? -Don't say a word about him. 1195 01:22:54,855 --> 01:22:57,015 You remember how he beat me. 1196 01:22:57,146 --> 01:22:59,856 Now he's giggling like a girl with Angad. 1197 01:23:00,771 --> 01:23:01,811 What is it? 1198 01:23:01,938 --> 01:23:03,728 Stop wasting time, Rakesh. 1199 01:23:05,396 --> 01:23:06,646 Give me a sexy smile. 1200 01:23:36,521 --> 01:23:38,361 You haven't smoked in years, have you? 1201 01:23:41,938 --> 01:23:43,858 I want to say something, if you don't mind. 1202 01:23:43,980 --> 01:23:45,980 He's way older than Kavya. 1203 01:23:46,105 --> 01:23:47,685 By five or six years, at least! 1204 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:49,810 It's not a good match. 1205 01:23:50,730 --> 01:23:52,650 My wife is five years younger than me. 1206 01:23:54,021 --> 01:23:55,561 Everything matches, eventually. 1207 01:24:00,855 --> 01:24:02,015 Dad is inviting you for a jog. 1208 01:24:02,146 --> 01:24:04,186 Falling for you was a big mistake. 1209 01:24:04,271 --> 01:24:06,691 -He has called Angad, as well. -To be a towel holder. 1210 01:24:06,813 --> 01:24:08,233 Have you ever jogged in your life? 1211 01:24:08,355 --> 01:24:10,645 I was a champion athlete in school and college! 1212 01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:11,860 Liar. 1213 01:24:12,396 --> 01:24:14,306 I look like Usain Bolt when I run! 1214 01:24:14,396 --> 01:24:15,226 Come on! 1215 01:24:21,730 --> 01:24:23,610 -Are you having fun, son? -Yes. 1216 01:24:23,730 --> 01:24:25,400 -One more lap. -Of course. 1217 01:24:31,688 --> 01:24:34,148 I was afraid you'd run away with Kavya. 1218 01:24:35,688 --> 01:24:37,358 It doesn't look like you'll get very far. 1219 01:24:37,605 --> 01:24:41,355 Look at him. A real, macho Punjabi! 1220 01:25:03,855 --> 01:25:05,355 Humpty! Don't eat! 1221 01:25:06,605 --> 01:25:09,145 I'm making spaghetti ravioli and risotto with garlic bread! 1222 01:25:09,271 --> 01:25:11,061 I want everyone to enjoy it. 1223 01:25:16,396 --> 01:25:17,356 Granny! 1224 01:25:17,855 --> 01:25:19,555 Granny! What rubbish is he making? 1225 01:25:19,688 --> 01:25:21,228 You will fall sick! 1226 01:25:21,396 --> 01:25:22,976 He's making Italian food! 1227 01:25:23,063 --> 01:25:25,313 Let the Italians eat Italian food! 1228 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:27,728 We're Indians! We want Indian food, right? 1229 01:25:27,855 --> 01:25:30,975 Hey, Humpty! These foreign men are the best. 1230 01:25:31,105 --> 01:25:34,145 They cook, they clean. Right? 1231 01:25:34,271 --> 01:25:37,941 Of course! Indian men are useless! 1232 01:25:38,063 --> 01:25:40,113 They just sit idle or read a newspaper. 1233 01:25:40,230 --> 01:25:43,190 Get me tea, get me food! That's all! 1234 01:25:43,813 --> 01:25:45,563 All Indian men are not like that. 1235 01:25:45,688 --> 01:25:48,728 All the men we've seen are like that. 1236 01:26:28,230 --> 01:26:31,900 Do you like my sweater, sir? Exactly like yours, right? 1237 01:26:41,855 --> 01:26:43,645 What did you think of Angad's cooking? 1238 01:26:44,313 --> 01:26:45,233 Yeah, very nice. 1239 01:26:48,355 --> 01:26:49,265 Stop it! 1240 01:26:50,271 --> 01:26:51,151 -Stop. -Okay. 1241 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:15,610 Hey. 1242 01:27:26,021 --> 01:27:26,861 Move! 1243 01:27:29,771 --> 01:27:31,271 Please, leave me alone! 1244 01:27:35,396 --> 01:27:36,606 You call this a salad? 1245 01:27:36,730 --> 01:27:38,520 It's a special salad from Delhi. 1246 01:27:38,605 --> 01:27:39,895 I am from Delhi. 1247 01:27:40,021 --> 01:27:41,361 Look at this, Humpty! 1248 01:27:41,938 --> 01:27:43,188 -Look at this, Humpty! -Look at what? 1249 01:27:43,271 --> 01:27:44,151 This. 1250 01:27:48,438 --> 01:27:49,308 Quick! 1251 01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:54,900 Stop laughing! 1252 01:27:55,230 --> 01:27:57,360 Mr. Singh wants to see you now. 1253 01:28:05,646 --> 01:28:06,766 Where are we going, sir? 1254 01:28:07,438 --> 01:28:08,268 Why? 1255 01:28:09,313 --> 01:28:10,983 Why do you need to know? 1256 01:28:18,688 --> 01:28:20,898 Now don't ask me who's coming. 1257 01:28:21,855 --> 01:28:22,895 See it for yourself. 1258 01:28:31,938 --> 01:28:34,228 Sir, I'm Tendulkar. He's Kohli. 1259 01:28:34,313 --> 01:28:35,403 And that's Sehwag. 1260 01:28:37,313 --> 01:28:39,813 You're the same one who tied me to the swing, right? 1261 01:28:40,230 --> 01:28:41,310 No, sir. 1262 01:28:42,771 --> 01:28:44,441 That's my twin brother. 1263 01:28:45,355 --> 01:28:46,645 He is Shyam. 1264 01:28:47,271 --> 01:28:48,441 I'm Ram. 1265 01:29:12,730 --> 01:29:15,150 Uncle said the driver was very cute. 1266 01:29:17,105 --> 01:29:18,395 You're smoking again! 1267 01:29:22,021 --> 01:29:23,811 What happened? Why do you look so tense? 1268 01:29:25,563 --> 01:29:26,403 What is it? 1269 01:29:29,313 --> 01:29:30,653 Do you love me? 1270 01:29:31,605 --> 01:29:32,435 No. 1271 01:29:32,521 --> 01:29:34,111 Stop kidding. I'm being serious. 1272 01:29:35,313 --> 01:29:37,483 -Of course, I do. -Why do you love me? 1273 01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:40,730 -What does that mean? -I mean why? 1274 01:29:40,855 --> 01:29:42,475 What do I have that Angad doesn't? 1275 01:29:43,813 --> 01:29:44,693 I don't know. 1276 01:29:44,771 --> 01:29:45,861 You don't know? 1277 01:29:47,896 --> 01:29:49,516 There's no reason to love someone, Humpty. 1278 01:29:49,605 --> 01:29:51,145 Shouldn't there be a reason? 1279 01:29:51,271 --> 01:29:53,231 What do I say when your dad asks me 1280 01:29:53,313 --> 01:29:55,273 why I'm better for you than Angad? 1281 01:29:55,771 --> 01:29:57,771 He's better looking than me, he earns more than me. 1282 01:29:57,896 --> 01:29:59,146 He's fit. He doesn't drink. 1283 01:29:59,313 --> 01:30:00,483 He even cooks! 1284 01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:02,266 He is a Superman! 1285 01:30:04,105 --> 01:30:06,055 I'm barely Charlie Brown. 1286 01:30:08,563 --> 01:30:09,403 Yes. Correct! 1287 01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:12,810 You're right. 1288 01:30:13,646 --> 01:30:14,936 Should I marry him? 1289 01:30:17,605 --> 01:30:19,305 Stop playing the sympathy card. 1290 01:30:19,605 --> 01:30:22,105 I love you and I mean it! 1291 01:30:24,230 --> 01:30:25,690 Stop these crocodile tears. 1292 01:30:30,105 --> 01:30:33,555 Hey, Humpty Sharma! 1293 01:30:34,188 --> 01:30:35,938 Okay, bye! 1294 01:30:42,355 --> 01:30:44,515 Hello, sister-in-law! 1295 01:30:44,646 --> 01:30:45,516 Go away. 1296 01:30:45,646 --> 01:30:48,226 -Why are you sad? -I won't tell you. 1297 01:30:48,355 --> 01:30:49,185 What? 1298 01:30:51,938 --> 01:30:53,108 What's wrong with Poplu? 1299 01:30:53,230 --> 01:30:55,310 School topper, college topper. 1300 01:30:55,688 --> 01:30:58,858 Scholarship from a foreign university and first in his class in Medicine. 1301 01:30:59,313 --> 01:31:01,523 -And yet... -What is it? 1302 01:31:01,605 --> 01:31:06,265 Yet, I can't figure it out how is Angad so perfect? 1303 01:31:06,355 --> 01:31:07,225 So what? 1304 01:31:07,313 --> 01:31:09,233 Either he's an angel in disguise... 1305 01:31:10,105 --> 01:31:11,305 or... 1306 01:31:11,855 --> 01:31:13,395 he's hiding something. 1307 01:31:14,105 --> 01:31:15,185 What is he hiding? 1308 01:31:15,688 --> 01:31:18,108 -The dude is gay! -Don't talk rubbish! 1309 01:31:18,188 --> 01:31:21,478 He is gay! Look! Look at this! 1310 01:31:21,605 --> 01:31:24,265 Kissing, hugging everything! 1311 01:31:24,813 --> 01:31:26,363 Look at the other guy's name. 1312 01:31:27,271 --> 01:31:28,231 Are you sure? 1313 01:31:28,313 --> 01:31:30,613 Come on! I'm a hundred percent sure! 1314 01:31:30,688 --> 01:31:32,608 I got this from Facebook. Tell him! 1315 01:31:33,313 --> 01:31:36,773 Look at Ricky's last comment. 1316 01:31:39,271 --> 01:31:41,061 What is this? 1317 01:31:41,188 --> 01:31:42,268 What is it? 1318 01:31:42,396 --> 01:31:43,516 It's like this! 1319 01:31:43,605 --> 01:31:45,145 What else could it be? 1320 01:31:45,271 --> 01:31:46,561 This could be wrong! 1321 01:31:46,646 --> 01:31:47,476 Hey, hello! 1322 01:31:48,230 --> 01:31:52,980 Shonty has never been wrong nor will he ever be. 1323 01:31:54,896 --> 01:31:55,976 Get it? 1324 01:31:56,105 --> 01:31:57,305 Dude, I've saved your marriage. 1325 01:31:57,438 --> 01:31:59,808 Say thank you and let's go to Mr. Singh. 1326 01:31:59,896 --> 01:32:00,896 Are you stupid? 1327 01:32:01,021 --> 01:32:02,731 You want me to take this paper to Mr. Singh? 1328 01:32:02,855 --> 01:32:04,685 I need some credible evidence! 1329 01:32:04,813 --> 01:32:06,233 He needs to hear Angad say it! 1330 01:32:09,271 --> 01:32:12,611 People suffer from such sad things. 1331 01:32:14,146 --> 01:32:17,556 Thought he was a stud but he's gay. 1332 01:32:19,230 --> 01:32:20,940 Dude. 1333 01:32:25,980 --> 01:32:26,980 Not me! 1334 01:32:47,563 --> 01:32:48,693 Are you insane? 1335 01:32:48,813 --> 01:32:50,483 I didn't ask for a bath! Is this how you wake someone up? 1336 01:32:51,938 --> 01:32:52,768 What happened? 1337 01:32:53,021 --> 01:32:54,021 Why are you sulking? 1338 01:32:54,146 --> 01:32:56,606 -I don't want to talk to you! -I'm sorry, Kavya! 1339 01:32:56,980 --> 01:32:59,360 I waited all night! 1340 01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:00,770 You didn't even answer my call! 1341 01:33:00,896 --> 01:33:03,106 I'm sorry! I fell asleep. I was tired! 1342 01:33:03,230 --> 01:33:04,270 But listen, I have good news! 1343 01:33:04,396 --> 01:33:07,306 Yes! You sleep while I get married off to Angad! 1344 01:33:07,438 --> 01:33:09,898 But listen to good news! I have good news! 1345 01:33:12,313 --> 01:33:13,693 You remember what to do, right? 1346 01:33:14,188 --> 01:33:15,018 Yes! 1347 01:33:16,021 --> 01:33:17,651 Humpty, please, I can't do this! Sorry! 1348 01:33:17,813 --> 01:33:19,273 Shut up and go! 1349 01:33:19,355 --> 01:33:20,555 I will slap you! 1350 01:33:27,271 --> 01:33:28,561 Can I ask you something? 1351 01:33:28,980 --> 01:33:29,980 It's a bit personal. 1352 01:33:32,896 --> 01:33:35,856 You have such an impressive personality. 1353 01:33:36,188 --> 01:33:39,688 I'm sure people hit on you all the time, right? 1354 01:33:40,855 --> 01:33:42,555 Yes, sometimes! 1355 01:33:42,938 --> 01:33:45,648 Men and women, both? 1356 01:33:47,855 --> 01:33:49,725 Now it's normal in India as well. 1357 01:33:49,855 --> 01:33:52,225 Our society is becoming open-minded! 1358 01:33:54,605 --> 01:33:57,725 You don't need to be afraid or hide. 1359 01:33:58,146 --> 01:34:00,476 Everything is open! 1360 01:34:07,855 --> 01:34:09,015 What are you doing here? 1361 01:34:09,146 --> 01:34:11,936 It's important to nourish yourself after a run! 1362 01:34:20,271 --> 01:34:21,271 Our simple boy 1363 01:34:22,230 --> 01:34:23,230 Our simple boy 1364 01:34:24,105 --> 01:34:27,935 Our simple boy! Our simple boy! 1365 01:34:31,730 --> 01:34:35,440 Our simple son is falling in love Our life is ruined 1366 01:34:35,563 --> 01:34:38,523 Our simple son is falling in love Our life is ruined 1367 01:34:38,646 --> 01:34:42,516 Oh, God! Take my life 1368 01:34:42,646 --> 01:34:45,056 Our simple boy... 1369 01:34:48,396 --> 01:34:50,726 Has changed for the worst 1370 01:34:50,855 --> 01:34:52,935 I can't do this anymore. 1371 01:34:53,063 --> 01:34:56,943 Forget Angad, I'll definitely be gay by the end of this! 1372 01:34:57,563 --> 01:34:58,813 What are you doing here? 1373 01:34:58,938 --> 01:35:01,478 Granny's making pickle for Angad's family. 1374 01:35:01,605 --> 01:35:03,265 She sent us to get these jars! 1375 01:35:05,396 --> 01:35:06,896 Tell your family! 1376 01:35:07,021 --> 01:35:09,191 I'm here to be their son-in-law, not a waiter! 1377 01:35:10,146 --> 01:35:11,106 Come on. 1378 01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:14,230 I don't want to eat. 1379 01:35:16,730 --> 01:35:19,520 I'm sorry for this morning, I was angry! 1380 01:35:22,271 --> 01:35:23,521 Sorry about last night. 1381 01:35:29,396 --> 01:35:30,856 The bread is overcooked... 1382 01:35:31,563 --> 01:35:32,903 and the soup is bland. 1383 01:35:33,188 --> 01:35:34,688 The side dish is average. 1384 01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:37,610 But I'll cook for you everyday 1385 01:35:37,688 --> 01:35:39,108 and I'll soon be perfect. 1386 01:35:40,813 --> 01:35:42,023 I don't want perfect. 1387 01:35:43,021 --> 01:35:44,481 I'll have whatever you give me. 1388 01:35:45,396 --> 01:35:46,726 For now, have a slap. 1389 01:35:52,146 --> 01:35:54,476 -Why don't you try it! -No, I-- 1390 01:35:54,605 --> 01:35:56,185 It's delicious. The best in Ambala! 1391 01:36:07,188 --> 01:36:09,018 My heart flutters 1392 01:36:14,521 --> 01:36:16,271 My heart flutters 1393 01:36:21,688 --> 01:36:23,018 My heart flutters 1394 01:36:23,105 --> 01:36:25,305 Did the chicken come before the egg? 1395 01:36:25,438 --> 01:36:26,898 The wise men can't tell you 1396 01:36:26,980 --> 01:36:30,440 Let these intellectual questions be Just listen to my tale! 1397 01:36:30,563 --> 01:36:32,523 Did the chicken come before the egg? 1398 01:36:32,646 --> 01:36:34,106 The wise men can't tell you 1399 01:36:34,188 --> 01:36:37,558 Let these intellectual questions be Just listen to my tale! 1400 01:36:37,646 --> 01:36:41,226 The hen, she cried all night She couldn't sleep a wink 1401 01:36:41,313 --> 01:36:43,023 The rooster must've been naughty 1402 01:36:43,105 --> 01:36:45,145 That's how eggs are made 1403 01:36:45,230 --> 01:36:47,940 When I watch you dance 1404 01:36:52,605 --> 01:36:53,725 When I watch you dance 1405 01:36:53,855 --> 01:36:55,515 My heart flutters 1406 01:36:55,646 --> 01:36:57,766 My heart flutters 1407 01:36:57,896 --> 01:36:59,606 When I watch you dance 1408 01:36:59,771 --> 01:37:00,941 When I watch you dance 1409 01:37:01,063 --> 01:37:02,773 My heart flutters 1410 01:37:02,896 --> 01:37:04,606 My heart flutters 1411 01:37:04,730 --> 01:37:07,270 Everyone's heart flutters 1412 01:37:12,730 --> 01:37:14,520 My heart flutters 1413 01:37:19,896 --> 01:37:21,606 My heart flutters 1414 01:37:21,771 --> 01:37:25,111 Forget your silly tales Of fantasy and love 1415 01:37:25,188 --> 01:37:28,768 I met your grandfather When he was just a boy 1416 01:37:28,896 --> 01:37:32,476 Just a little girl was I When I became his bride 1417 01:37:32,605 --> 01:37:35,645 Sent away from home As a naive little child 1418 01:37:35,730 --> 01:37:39,440 I cried all night I couldn't sleep a wink 1419 01:37:39,521 --> 01:37:45,231 That's when grandfather whispered softly 1420 01:37:47,105 --> 01:37:48,645 When I watch you dance 1421 01:37:48,813 --> 01:37:50,063 When I watch you dance 1422 01:37:50,188 --> 01:37:51,858 My heart flutters 1423 01:37:51,980 --> 01:37:53,690 My heart flutters 1424 01:37:53,855 --> 01:37:56,475 Everyone's heart flutters 1425 01:37:58,063 --> 01:38:01,483 It's time I tell you my story 1426 01:38:01,563 --> 01:38:05,153 I was a college student And your father a mechanic 1427 01:38:05,271 --> 01:38:08,651 When he caught my hand and said, Listen to me my darling! 1428 01:38:08,813 --> 01:38:12,403 However, whenever, wherever, You're the one I'll marry! 1429 01:38:12,896 --> 01:38:13,806 What happened next? 1430 01:38:13,896 --> 01:38:17,356 I won't say a word. Ask him the rest. 1431 01:38:17,480 --> 01:38:18,940 My heart flutters 1432 01:38:19,021 --> 01:38:23,401 I showed up at her father's house 1433 01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:24,860 And he didn't listen to a word I had to say 1434 01:38:24,938 --> 01:38:26,808 But his beatings couldn't shake me off 1435 01:38:26,938 --> 01:38:32,188 He finally let her be my bride Oh, then she became my bride 1436 01:38:32,271 --> 01:38:35,691 Then my heart started fluttering 1437 01:38:35,771 --> 01:38:39,611 Our hearts fluttered 1438 01:38:39,771 --> 01:38:40,981 When I watch you dance 1439 01:38:41,105 --> 01:38:42,765 My heart flutters 1440 01:38:42,896 --> 01:38:45,476 My heart flutters 1441 01:38:49,230 --> 01:38:56,020 Never mind what they say I know my love was true 1442 01:38:56,480 --> 01:39:03,270 But what I thought was my destiny It was not really meant to be 1443 01:39:03,563 --> 01:39:06,563 It was not meant to be 1444 01:39:06,688 --> 01:39:10,558 No one knows what fate has planned 1445 01:39:10,771 --> 01:39:14,151 Forget the past, The future is bright 1446 01:39:14,438 --> 01:39:17,688 Come on, dear girl, Give us a smile 1447 01:39:17,855 --> 01:39:20,515 Come on, give us a smile 1448 01:39:21,771 --> 01:39:25,111 My heart flutters 1449 01:39:25,230 --> 01:39:26,440 When I watch you dance 1450 01:39:26,563 --> 01:39:28,273 My heart flutters 1451 01:39:28,396 --> 01:39:30,516 My heart flutters 1452 01:39:30,646 --> 01:39:32,056 When I watch you dance 1453 01:39:32,230 --> 01:39:33,610 My heart flutters 1454 01:39:33,771 --> 01:39:35,901 My heart flutters 1455 01:39:36,021 --> 01:39:37,731 When I watch you dance 1456 01:39:37,813 --> 01:39:39,193 When I watch you dance 1457 01:39:39,271 --> 01:39:41,021 My heart flutters 1458 01:39:41,105 --> 01:39:42,805 My heart flutters 1459 01:39:42,980 --> 01:39:45,480 Everyone's heart flutters 1460 01:40:06,480 --> 01:40:08,810 The boy is ecstatic 1461 01:40:11,480 --> 01:40:12,690 Everything will be fine. 1462 01:40:12,855 --> 01:40:14,145 What are you talking about? 1463 01:40:14,271 --> 01:40:15,771 I don't understand. 1464 01:40:15,896 --> 01:40:17,516 I've been noticing you all day. 1465 01:40:19,188 --> 01:40:20,438 I know you love me. 1466 01:40:26,688 --> 01:40:30,478 The boy is ecstatic 1467 01:40:31,813 --> 01:40:32,653 Why? 1468 01:40:32,896 --> 01:40:34,186 Because you love Ricky? 1469 01:40:34,938 --> 01:40:37,438 Don't lie. It's on Facebook! 1470 01:40:40,105 --> 01:40:41,515 He's gay, I'm not! 1471 01:40:51,855 --> 01:40:52,805 No problem. 1472 01:40:54,230 --> 01:40:56,310 Have you told your friends that you're gay? 1473 01:40:58,396 --> 01:40:59,396 I'll come with you. 1474 01:40:59,521 --> 01:41:01,021 Not now. 1475 01:41:01,313 --> 01:41:03,313 I'll tell them later! 1476 01:41:10,230 --> 01:41:11,480 Was this your stupid plan? 1477 01:41:11,563 --> 01:41:12,813 I told them. 1478 01:41:12,938 --> 01:41:14,768 They sacrificed my masculinity for no reason. 1479 01:41:14,896 --> 01:41:16,936 -Kavya, I'm trying! -Not a word from you! 1480 01:41:17,313 --> 01:41:18,903 If you can't do anything, go back to Delhi! 1481 01:41:19,021 --> 01:41:20,401 Stop these immature antics! 1482 01:41:21,063 --> 01:41:22,613 The wedding is next week and he's kidding around. 1483 01:41:22,771 --> 01:41:23,981 I told you! 1484 01:41:24,896 --> 01:41:26,306 I'm not talking to you guys! 1485 01:41:29,438 --> 01:41:30,688 No more ideas, please! 1486 01:41:53,646 --> 01:41:55,436 Do you know this boy well? 1487 01:41:56,271 --> 01:41:58,731 No, I've just met him once. When he came to tie me up. 1488 01:42:03,063 --> 01:42:05,153 You can't laugh at me. 1489 01:42:06,813 --> 01:42:08,653 It's your fate to be tied up! 1490 01:42:09,105 --> 01:42:12,645 Remember how I had tied you to the tree? 1491 01:42:19,313 --> 01:42:21,983 He was a big help to Kavya's friend, Gurpreet. 1492 01:42:24,105 --> 01:42:25,475 He saved her marriage. 1493 01:42:28,563 --> 01:42:30,023 So, your dad used to be a mechanic. 1494 01:42:33,855 --> 01:42:36,305 My bike's carburetor needs to be cleaned. 1495 01:42:36,605 --> 01:42:37,895 Can I call him? 1496 01:42:39,813 --> 01:42:42,363 Who will clean your dirty mind? 1497 01:42:42,605 --> 01:42:44,645 You're the mechanic of my body, baby. 1498 01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:48,560 Yuck! Pervert! 1499 01:42:52,271 --> 01:42:55,521 Go to sleep. You have to jog in the morning. 1500 01:42:55,646 --> 01:42:56,476 No. 1501 01:43:03,896 --> 01:43:05,356 Why isn't Angad here, sir? 1502 01:43:07,230 --> 01:43:08,860 He doesn't jog to impress me. 1503 01:43:09,271 --> 01:43:11,231 I don't jog to impress you, either. 1504 01:43:11,355 --> 01:43:12,765 I jog for Kavya. 1505 01:43:14,938 --> 01:43:16,358 I can learn something from Angad 1506 01:43:16,438 --> 01:43:18,768 and be a better person for Kavya. 1507 01:43:22,146 --> 01:43:23,766 Is that why you smoke cigarettes? 1508 01:43:24,605 --> 01:43:26,605 The cigarettes are for me. 1509 01:43:26,730 --> 01:43:29,730 I can become a better person for Kavya, but I can't change myself. 1510 01:43:32,980 --> 01:43:37,360 My heart is out of control 1511 01:43:39,438 --> 01:43:41,018 It doesn't listen to me 1512 01:43:52,605 --> 01:43:53,765 Do you need something? 1513 01:43:54,313 --> 01:43:55,813 Does it always have to be work? 1514 01:43:59,021 --> 01:44:00,861 I want to take you out for dinner. 1515 01:44:03,230 --> 01:44:04,650 We're getting married in a week 1516 01:44:04,730 --> 01:44:06,400 we should get to know each other. 1517 01:44:11,563 --> 01:44:15,273 There are too many people in the house for us to talk freely. 1518 01:44:25,313 --> 01:44:26,403 You're the first man in the world 1519 01:44:26,480 --> 01:44:28,730 who's making pickles for his girlfriend's husband. 1520 01:44:29,730 --> 01:44:31,150 Oh, wow, she's mad! 1521 01:44:31,855 --> 01:44:34,055 -What the heck are you doing? -What the heck are you doing? 1522 01:44:34,188 --> 01:44:36,438 Are you here to marry me or attend Angad's wedding? 1523 01:44:36,646 --> 01:44:37,806 What's wrong? 1524 01:44:37,980 --> 01:44:39,560 Angad's parents are coming tomorrow! 1525 01:44:39,813 --> 01:44:41,613 All you have is one night. 1526 01:44:41,855 --> 01:44:44,145 Tomorrow, my father will ask you why Angad isn't suitable for me. 1527 01:44:44,230 --> 01:44:46,310 What are you going to say? 1528 01:44:47,730 --> 01:44:50,020 -Don't look away, Humpty! -What should I do? 1529 01:44:50,146 --> 01:44:51,766 What can I do if Angad is Mr. Perfect? 1530 01:44:51,896 --> 01:44:54,266 Beat him? Threaten him? Kill him? 1531 01:44:55,313 --> 01:44:57,563 Do nothing! Sit here and make pickle! 1532 01:45:06,730 --> 01:45:08,690 He wants to take me on a date! 1533 01:45:10,938 --> 01:45:12,608 I don't want to go on a date. 1534 01:45:12,771 --> 01:45:14,111 Don't go, Kavya. 1535 01:45:17,896 --> 01:45:19,606 Do something, Humpty. 1536 01:45:23,188 --> 01:45:24,478 Do something. 1537 01:45:29,521 --> 01:45:30,561 Do something. 1538 01:45:46,688 --> 01:45:48,268 Humpty won't be here today. 1539 01:45:56,813 --> 01:45:58,023 He's just like you. 1540 01:45:58,938 --> 01:46:00,478 He has honesty in his eyes. 1541 01:46:02,188 --> 01:46:03,648 He loves Kavya a lot. 1542 01:46:08,938 --> 01:46:11,728 I'm going to Delhi tomorrow to receive my parents. 1543 01:46:21,730 --> 01:46:24,520 Angad, those boys are staring at me. 1544 01:46:34,480 --> 01:46:37,060 You're concerned that he doesn't earn enough? 1545 01:46:37,188 --> 01:46:39,728 -You were the same when-- -Please stop, both of you! 1546 01:46:42,646 --> 01:46:43,896 My decision... 1547 01:46:44,855 --> 01:46:45,895 is final. 1548 01:46:45,980 --> 01:46:49,020 Son, your problem is that... 1549 01:46:49,771 --> 01:46:51,941 you want to control everything. 1550 01:46:52,646 --> 01:46:55,396 You can control your children's lives 1551 01:46:56,188 --> 01:47:00,478 but you can't control what life has in store for them. 1552 01:47:00,980 --> 01:47:05,060 Look at these mesmerizing eyes! 1553 01:47:05,188 --> 01:47:07,058 -Kavya! Don't look at them. -I'm in love! 1554 01:47:09,605 --> 01:47:12,935 I gave Swati the freedom and you know the result. 1555 01:47:13,063 --> 01:47:15,733 So, you can assure Kavya's happiness by dictating her life? 1556 01:47:15,855 --> 01:47:20,225 Can you guarantee that she will never cry? 1557 01:47:20,605 --> 01:47:23,015 That she will always be cheerful and happy? 1558 01:47:23,146 --> 01:47:24,436 Go on, give us a guarantee! 1559 01:47:26,605 --> 01:47:27,975 Kavya, don't react to them! 1560 01:47:28,105 --> 01:47:30,265 We'll finish our dinner and then we'll go. 1561 01:47:32,813 --> 01:47:34,063 One more beer, please! 1562 01:47:34,146 --> 01:47:35,806 She is angry now. 1563 01:47:37,980 --> 01:47:40,860 If God himself can't control the fate of the world. 1564 01:47:42,563 --> 01:47:44,813 Who are you to control anyone's destiny? 1565 01:47:47,313 --> 01:47:48,523 Please don't. 1566 01:47:50,896 --> 01:47:52,306 Put the phone down. 1567 01:47:52,813 --> 01:47:55,523 "Some boys are being sleazy--" 1568 01:48:00,021 --> 01:48:01,521 Angad is a good man. 1569 01:48:03,188 --> 01:48:05,308 He's a very good man. 1570 01:48:06,563 --> 01:48:10,193 But Humpty is the best person for your Kavya. 1571 01:48:18,813 --> 01:48:20,863 -He's being lewd! -What do you want me to do? 1572 01:48:21,605 --> 01:48:22,435 Hit him? 1573 01:48:22,563 --> 01:48:24,193 Do something! Don't just sit there! 1574 01:48:24,313 --> 01:48:26,063 Kavya, I've asked for the check. 1575 01:48:27,521 --> 01:48:29,111 There's no point fighting with them. 1576 01:48:40,730 --> 01:48:42,310 What are you looking at? 1577 01:48:42,438 --> 01:48:45,898 Oh, Lady Gaga where are you going? 1578 01:48:46,021 --> 01:48:48,441 Come on, have some drinks with me. 1579 01:48:49,396 --> 01:48:50,476 We don't want any trouble. 1580 01:48:51,438 --> 01:48:53,858 Look at this English Gentleman! 1581 01:48:58,438 --> 01:48:59,728 Let me go! 1582 01:49:33,938 --> 01:49:36,268 Mr. Singh, please don't thank us. 1583 01:49:36,980 --> 01:49:39,150 I'm also concerned about your kids. 1584 01:49:39,271 --> 01:49:41,191 It's good. Angad called us in time. 1585 01:49:41,313 --> 01:49:42,313 Don't you worry. 1586 01:49:42,396 --> 01:49:43,766 Can you come with me? 1587 01:49:44,813 --> 01:49:47,813 Don't let those guys go. 1588 01:49:47,938 --> 01:49:50,518 I'll take care of it. 1589 01:50:01,771 --> 01:50:02,771 Drive them home. 1590 01:50:03,980 --> 01:50:06,020 They are not in a position to drive. 1591 01:50:32,688 --> 01:50:35,018 You were all rooting for this man? 1592 01:50:41,980 --> 01:50:44,560 I want you to leave in the morning. 1593 01:50:45,980 --> 01:50:50,150 Never show me your face again. 1594 01:51:36,605 --> 01:51:39,265 Kavya, hurry up. We're leaving in half an hour! 1595 01:51:59,855 --> 01:52:02,015 -Humpty, where's Kavya? -She must be sleeping. 1596 01:52:02,146 --> 01:52:03,856 Don't lie! You're going to run away with her! 1597 01:52:03,980 --> 01:52:05,230 Will you tell me what's wrong? 1598 01:52:05,355 --> 01:52:07,225 Kavya is not home. She's not answering her phone! 1599 01:52:07,313 --> 01:52:08,403 Tell me, where she is! 1600 01:52:08,480 --> 01:52:09,770 If I had run away with her, why would I come back? 1601 01:52:09,896 --> 01:52:11,306 We didn't even talk last night! 1602 01:52:11,438 --> 01:52:13,648 She's crazy! Angad is leaving in 10 minutes. 1603 01:52:13,730 --> 01:52:15,900 -If Dad finds out-- -Everything will be fine. 1604 01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:17,730 Take care of Dad and Angad. We'll look for Kavya. 1605 01:52:18,855 --> 01:52:21,305 Humpty, go ahead, we'll handle things here! 1606 01:52:22,855 --> 01:52:27,305 I have a bad feeling about this. We're going to get whacked. 1607 01:52:35,021 --> 01:52:36,271 To the bus station. 1608 01:52:39,730 --> 01:52:43,770 Everyone will come here first and then go to the hotel. 1609 01:52:44,188 --> 01:52:47,228 Kavya wants you to go ahead. She's not feeling well. 1610 01:52:47,355 --> 01:52:49,895 She wants to prepare to meet your family members. 1611 01:52:50,146 --> 01:52:52,356 -Nothing serious, I hope. -No. 1612 01:52:52,563 --> 01:52:57,653 Nothing serious. She ate out so her stomach is upset. 1613 01:52:58,521 --> 01:52:59,771 Don't let that keep you. 1614 01:52:59,855 --> 01:53:00,725 Sure. 1615 01:53:12,355 --> 01:53:13,225 Where is she? 1616 01:53:17,813 --> 01:53:18,863 Where is she? 1617 01:53:18,980 --> 01:53:21,020 I don't know anything. I was sleeping! 1618 01:53:22,188 --> 01:53:23,148 Tell me where they are! 1619 01:53:23,271 --> 01:53:25,111 At least, hear us out. 1620 01:53:28,938 --> 01:53:30,648 Sir, they are not eloping. 1621 01:53:30,771 --> 01:53:32,311 Humpty is trying to bring her back! 1622 01:53:33,813 --> 01:53:35,523 Kavya, are you crazy? Where are you? 1623 01:53:36,146 --> 01:53:37,976 Yes, I'm alone! Where are you? 1624 01:53:38,563 --> 01:53:40,903 Are you okay? What are you doing there? 1625 01:53:41,230 --> 01:53:42,310 Wait there. I'm coming! 1626 01:53:42,855 --> 01:53:45,145 -Calm down. -We don't know! 1627 01:53:45,271 --> 01:53:46,611 Let us go! 1628 01:53:48,938 --> 01:53:50,058 Where are you? 1629 01:53:52,480 --> 01:53:53,650 He found Kavya! 1630 01:54:22,188 --> 01:54:23,358 What's going on? 1631 01:54:23,480 --> 01:54:24,690 Get inside. The train is about to leave. 1632 01:54:24,813 --> 01:54:26,903 Let it go. Just get down. Get down! 1633 01:54:27,271 --> 01:54:28,861 This is why I didn't tell you last night! 1634 01:54:28,980 --> 01:54:30,900 I knew you'd try to be honest. 1635 01:54:30,980 --> 01:54:32,860 Stop this nonsense. Get down! 1636 01:54:32,980 --> 01:54:34,770 -Your dad must be worried! -Really? 1637 01:54:34,896 --> 01:54:36,516 Do you care about him or me? 1638 01:54:36,646 --> 01:54:38,726 Come with me! We'll think of something! 1639 01:54:38,813 --> 01:54:41,233 Think of what? What will we talk about? 1640 01:54:41,396 --> 01:54:43,686 Dad will just beat you and throw you out! 1641 01:54:43,813 --> 01:54:45,563 Then you'll be in Delhi and I'll be in America. 1642 01:54:46,396 --> 01:54:48,356 I'll make the decisions of my life. Not you and Dad! 1643 01:54:48,438 --> 01:54:49,478 Now get in! 1644 01:54:53,730 --> 01:54:55,230 Will you be happy if we elope? 1645 01:54:55,355 --> 01:54:58,225 Can you live without your family? 1646 01:54:58,355 --> 01:55:00,805 Stop these dialogues. I've made my decision. Get in! 1647 01:55:01,230 --> 01:55:02,440 -Really? -Yes! 1648 01:55:04,021 --> 01:55:05,561 Alright, your decision is final. 1649 01:55:06,230 --> 01:55:07,940 Let's elope. To hell with the family! 1650 01:55:31,313 --> 01:55:32,813 Why did you leave empty handed? 1651 01:55:33,188 --> 01:55:36,308 At least, you could've taken your expensive skirt. 1652 01:55:46,730 --> 01:55:48,520 You scoundrel! 1653 01:55:49,896 --> 01:55:50,936 So, this was your plan? 1654 01:55:51,021 --> 01:55:53,441 Enough, sir! We didn't try to elope! 1655 01:55:53,771 --> 01:55:55,811 If we were eloping, we'd be on the train right now! 1656 01:55:56,271 --> 01:55:58,611 Not waiting for you on the platform! 1657 01:56:11,188 --> 01:56:14,018 Please come to here. 1658 01:56:15,146 --> 01:56:17,016 I want to speak to you. Man to man. 1659 01:56:40,896 --> 01:56:42,896 Why is he pacing like this? 1660 01:56:44,438 --> 01:56:46,688 The pressure must be getting to him. 1661 01:56:51,313 --> 01:56:53,863 Firstly, it frightens me out of my wits when you glare. 1662 01:56:54,646 --> 01:56:56,766 I want to say lot of things 1663 01:56:56,855 --> 01:56:58,305 but I just can't. 1664 01:57:02,813 --> 01:57:04,233 But I must speak today. 1665 01:57:06,230 --> 01:57:07,940 I apologize to you in advance. 1666 01:57:08,063 --> 01:57:10,733 For the next 5 minutes, you won't be Mr. Singh for me. 1667 01:57:11,521 --> 01:57:13,561 You'll be Poplu. 1668 01:57:14,563 --> 01:57:16,113 My friend, my brother. 1669 01:57:16,188 --> 01:57:18,438 With whom I can speak freely. 1670 01:57:21,355 --> 01:57:23,515 Poplu, what's wrong with the mechanic? 1671 01:57:23,646 --> 01:57:25,976 Why can't he understand our feelings while others can? 1672 01:57:28,730 --> 01:57:31,860 Angad is a great guy. There are no issues with him. 1673 01:57:31,938 --> 01:57:33,188 Everything about his is great. 1674 01:57:33,271 --> 01:57:34,561 He's a tree and I'm a shrub! 1675 01:57:34,646 --> 01:57:36,186 Small, insignificant. 1676 01:57:36,980 --> 01:57:39,560 But what's the guarantee that he'll make Kavya happy? 1677 01:57:39,730 --> 01:57:40,940 That he'll love her? 1678 01:57:41,688 --> 01:57:44,558 I have a lot of faults but I can guarantee one thing... 1679 01:57:44,980 --> 01:57:47,060 I love Kavya. 1680 01:57:48,688 --> 01:57:51,438 If we only have one piece of bread... 1681 01:57:52,396 --> 01:57:55,356 I'll give half to Kavya and the other half to Dad. 1682 01:57:55,855 --> 01:57:57,685 I'll never let her sleep hungry. 1683 01:57:58,688 --> 01:58:01,108 Don't glare at me like Mr. Singh! 1684 01:58:03,438 --> 01:58:07,398 If every father insisted on a perfect guy for their daughters 1685 01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:09,770 even Mr. Singh would still be a bachelor. 1686 01:58:12,230 --> 01:58:14,060 But who can explain this to him? 1687 01:58:14,146 --> 01:58:17,396 People aren't perfect relationships are perfect! 1688 01:58:20,771 --> 01:58:25,361 Any I will hit every lowlife who tries to be lewd with Kavya. 1689 01:58:26,313 --> 01:58:30,483 It doesn't matter if they are eight or eighty. 1690 01:58:31,146 --> 01:58:35,106 Had Mr. Singh been in my shoes, he would've done the same. 1691 01:58:35,521 --> 01:58:38,691 He won't let anyone ogle at his wife. 1692 01:58:40,521 --> 01:58:43,481 I'm not so smart, but I got a big heart. 1693 01:58:44,688 --> 01:58:47,478 I wish the mechanic understands my feelings or else... 1694 01:58:50,855 --> 01:58:55,105 And Poplu, if anyone so much as touches you again... 1695 01:58:55,730 --> 01:58:58,440 I'll bury all of them in Ambala. 1696 01:58:59,563 --> 01:59:00,653 Hail the Goddess. 1697 01:59:09,021 --> 01:59:13,271 You didn't do right thing 1698 01:59:13,563 --> 01:59:16,773 You didn't do right thing 1699 01:59:16,938 --> 01:59:20,228 By breaking my heart 1700 01:59:20,355 --> 01:59:24,725 Now I regret and weep 1701 01:59:24,896 --> 01:59:27,896 Now I regret and weep 1702 01:59:28,146 --> 01:59:31,976 Forever laying my eyes on you 1703 01:59:32,063 --> 01:59:36,363 My prayers 1704 01:59:36,480 --> 01:59:40,150 Are only good wishes for you 1705 01:59:40,271 --> 01:59:44,861 Listen to my proposal of adoration 1706 01:59:44,980 --> 01:59:49,360 I wait only for you 1707 01:59:49,521 --> 01:59:53,811 You are my heart, my very life 1708 01:59:53,938 --> 01:59:58,268 How do I explain, my dear? 1709 01:59:58,521 --> 02:00:00,521 My heart is anxious without you 1710 02:00:00,646 --> 02:00:02,266 Send the cars. The procession leaves in two hours. 1711 02:00:02,396 --> 02:00:04,016 Put Kavya's stuff in the car. 1712 02:00:22,105 --> 02:00:23,855 Why are you wearing the locally made skirt? 1713 02:00:26,188 --> 02:00:27,358 Wear the designer one. 1714 02:00:29,563 --> 02:00:32,693 You've driven everyone crazy over it since the past 3 months. 1715 02:00:37,188 --> 02:00:38,768 It didn't suit me. 1716 02:00:41,855 --> 02:00:43,435 locally made skirt suits me. 1717 02:00:49,396 --> 02:00:51,146 When I didn't understand love... 1718 02:00:52,521 --> 02:00:54,771 this skirt meant everything to me. 1719 02:00:57,438 --> 02:00:59,938 Now that I've fallen in love the skirt means nothing to me. 1720 02:01:08,563 --> 02:01:13,273 I wish I could exchange my designer groom for a local boy. 1721 02:01:21,021 --> 02:01:22,061 Hurry up. 1722 02:01:23,646 --> 02:01:25,106 The wedding procession is almost here. 1723 02:03:32,980 --> 02:03:34,150 Stop it, Poplu-- 1724 02:03:43,980 --> 02:03:45,770 If you call me Poplu again... 1725 02:03:47,313 --> 02:03:49,443 I'll bury you right here. 1726 02:03:58,480 --> 02:04:00,810 Come on. Don't be so emotional. 1727 02:04:03,480 --> 02:04:05,650 Go and live your life! 1728 02:04:13,896 --> 02:04:14,806 Go. 1729 02:05:18,021 --> 02:05:19,901 We only live once... 1730 02:05:22,271 --> 02:05:23,771 and we only die once. 1731 02:05:26,605 --> 02:05:27,685 And... 1732 02:05:28,646 --> 02:05:30,436 I don't remember the next line. 1733 02:05:38,146 --> 02:05:39,686 Hurry up, Humpty! 1734 02:05:42,021 --> 02:05:43,401 I've been waiting for a long time. 1735 02:06:04,605 --> 02:06:05,805 You look hot. 1736 02:06:10,355 --> 02:06:11,805 I was born hot! 1737 02:06:19,146 --> 02:06:21,106 Did you lose it when you saw my Facebook status? 1738 02:06:24,396 --> 02:06:26,056 I thought you married that hunk. 1739 02:06:26,938 --> 02:06:28,188 Are you crazy? 1740 02:06:29,563 --> 02:06:30,653 Are you? 1741 02:06:32,730 --> 02:06:33,940 I love you, man! 157789