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in this harbor town
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layin' whiskey down
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fetch another round"
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them whiskey and wine
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"Brandy, you're a fine girl"
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wife you would be"
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EGO: Come on!
MEREDITH:
Slow down!
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This way, my river lily!
Come on!
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Where are you taking me?
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Come on, come on.
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Look. Look!
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Oh, it's beautiful!
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EGO: I was afraid
it wouldn't take
to the soil...
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but it rooted quickly.
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And soon,
it'll be everywhere.
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All across the universe.
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Well, I don't know what
you're talking about...
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but I like the way
you say it.
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My heart is yours...
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Meredith Quill.
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I can't believe
I fell in love
with a spaceman.
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(MUSIC FADING UP,
"BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL")
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Showtime, a-holes!
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It will be here any minute.
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Which will be its loss.
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I thought your thing
was a sword?
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We've been hired to stop
an interdimensional beast...
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from feeding on
those batteries,
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and I'm gonna stop it
with a sword?
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It's just,
swords were your thing
and guns were mine.
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But I guess we're
both doing guns now.
I just didn't know that.
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Drax, why aren't you wearing
one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
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It hurts.
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It hurts?
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I have sensitive nipples.
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"My nipples hurt!
Oh, goodness me!"
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What about him?
What's he doing?
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I'm finishing
this so we can listen
to tunes while we work.
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How is that
a priority?
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Blame Quill. He's the one
who loves music so much.
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No, I actually agree
with Drax on this.
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That's hardly
important right now.
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Oh, okay.
Sure, Quill.
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No, seriously,
I side with Drax.
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No, I understand that.
You're being very
serious right now.
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I can clearly
see you winking.
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Damn it.
I'm using my left eye?
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I am Groot.
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They were not
looking at you funny.
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Well, that's intense.
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Groot!
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Groot, get out of the way!
You're gonna get hurt!
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Hi.
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No! Spit it out!
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Come on!
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Disgusting!
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The beast's hide
is too thick to be
pierced from the outside.
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I must cut through it
from the inside.
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Huh?
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No, no!
Drax, wait a minute!
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Drax!
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What is he doing?
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He said the skin is too thick
to be pierced from
the outside, so he...
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That doesn't make any sense!
I tried telling him that!
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Skin is the same
level of thickness
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from the inside
as from the outside!
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I realize that.
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There is a cut
on its neck.
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Rocket, get it to look up.
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Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey!
Up here!
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Watch it, Quill!
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Yes!
I have single-handedly...
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vanquished the beast!
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What?
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What are they called again?
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Anulax batteries.
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Harbulary batteries.
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That's nothing
like what I just said.
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But they're worth
thousands of units apiece...
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which is why the Sovereign
hired us to protect them.
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Careful what you say
around these folks.
They're easily offended.
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The cost of
transgression
is death.
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AYESHA:
We thank you, Guardians,
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for putting your
lives on the line.
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We could not risk the lives
of our own Sovereign citizens.
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Every citizen is born
exactly as designed
by the community.
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Impeccable,
both physically and mentally.
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We control the DNA
of our progeny...
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germinating them
in birthing pods.
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I guess
I prefer to make people
the old-fashioned way.
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Perhaps someday,
you could give me
a history lesson...
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in the archaic ways
of our ancestors.
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For academic purposes.
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I would be honored, yes.
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In the name of research...
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I think that could be
pretty, uh...
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repulsive.
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I'm not into that
kind of casual...
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Oh, please.
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Your people promised something
in exchange for our services.
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Bring it...
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and we shall
gladly be on our way.
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Family reunion. Yay.
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I understand
she is your sister.
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She's worth no more to me
than the bounty due
for her on Xandar.
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Our soldiers apprehended
her attempting to steal
the batteries.
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Do with her
as you please.
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We thank you,
High Priestess Ayesha.
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What is your heritage,
Mr. Quill?
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My mother is from Earth.
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And your father?
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He ain't from Missouri.
That's all I know.
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I see it within you.
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An unorthodox genealogy.
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A hybrid that
seems particularly...
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reckless.
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You know,
they told me you people
were conceited douchebags...
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but that isn't
true at all.
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ROCKET: Oh, shit.
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I'm using my
wrong eye again,
aren't I?
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I'm sorry.
That was meant to be
behind your back.
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Count yourself blessed
they didn't kill you.
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You're telling me.
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You wanna buy some batteries?
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ROCKET: All right,
let's get baldy to Xandar
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and collect that bounty.
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That stuff
about my father...
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Who does she think
she is?
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I know you're
sensitive about that.
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I'm not sensitive about it.
I just don't know who he is.
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Sorry if it seemed like
I was flirting with
the High Priestess.
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I wasn't.
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I don't care
if you were.
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Well, I feel like you do care.
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That's why I'm apologizing.
So, sorry!
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Gamora is not
the one for you, Quill.
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Damn shadow.
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There are two types of beings
in the universe...
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those who dance,
and those who do not.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I first met my beloved
at a war rally.
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Oh, God.
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Everyone in the village
flailed about, dancing.
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Except one woman.
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My Ovette.
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I knew immediately
she was the one for me.
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The most melodic
song in the world
could be playing.
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She wouldn't
even tap her foot.
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Wouldn't move a muscle.
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One might assume
she was dead.
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That does sound
pretty hot.
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It would make
my nether regions engorge.
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Okay. I get it, yes.
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I'm a dancer,
Gamora is not.
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You just need to find a woman
who is pathetic... like you.
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Mmm.
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I'm hungry.
Hand me some of
that yaro root.
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No. It's not ripe yet...
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and I hate you.
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You hate me?
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You left me there
while you stole that
stone for yourself.
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And yet here
you stand, a hero.
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I will be free
of these shackles
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soon enough,
and I will kill you.
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I swear.
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No.
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You're gonna live out
the rest of your days
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in a prison on Xandar...
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wishing you could.
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QUILL: This is weird.
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We've got a Sovereign fleet
approaching from the rear.
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GAMORA:
Why would they do that?
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Probably because Rocket stole
some of their batteries.
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Dude!
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Right.
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He didn't steal some of those.
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I don't know why
they're after us.
What a mystery this is.
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What were you thinking?
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Dude, they were
really easy to steal!
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That's your defense?
Come on!
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You saw how
that High Priestess
talked down to us.
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Now I'm teaching her a lesson!
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Oh, I didn't realize
your motivation was
altruism.
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It's really a shame
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the Sovereign have mistaken
your intentions...
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and they're trying to kill us.
Exactly!
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I was being sarcastic!
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Oh, no!
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You're supposed to use
a sarcastic voice!
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Now I look foolish!
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Can we put
the bickering on hold...
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until after we survive
this massive space battle?
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QUILL: More incoming!
ROCKET: Good!
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I wanna kill some guys!
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GAMORA:
You're not killing anyone.
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All those ships
are remotely piloted.
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Damn it!
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What is the delay,
Admiral?
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High Priestess,
the batteries, they are
exceptionally combustible...
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and could destroy
the entire fleet.
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Our concern is their slight
against our people.
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We hired them and
they steal from us.
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It is heresy of
the highest order.
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All command modules...
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fire with the intent to kill.
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What's the nearest
habitable planet?
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It's called Berhert.
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How many jumps?
Only one.
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But the access point
is 47 clicks away.
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And you have to go through
that quantum asteroid field.
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Quill, to make it
through that...
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you'd have to be the greatest
pilot in the universe.
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Lucky for us, I...
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I am.
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ROCKET:
What are you doing?
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I've been flying this rig
since I was 10 years old.
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I was
cybernetically engineered
to pilot a spacecraft.
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You were
cybernetically engineered
to be a douchebag!
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Stop it.
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Later on tonight,
you're gonna be
laying down in your bed...
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and there's gonna
be something squishy
in your pillow case.
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And you're gonna be like,
"What's this?"
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And it's gonna be because
I put a turd in there!
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You put your turd in my bed,
I shave you.
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Oh, it won't be my turd.
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It will be Drax's.
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I have famously huge turds.
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We're about to die,
and this is what
we're discussing?
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ROCKET: Son of a...
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QUILL: Dude! Seriously!
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ROCKET: Hey! Let me...
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Idiots!
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Well, that's what you get
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when Quill flies.
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Ow!
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We still have
a Sovereign craft
behind us.
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Our weapons are down.
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20 clicks to the jump!
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Hold on.
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It's not ripe.
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Come on, Zylak.
You can do this.
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Yes!
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15 clicks to the jump!
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ALL: Come on!
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Keep going!
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10 clicks!
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Die, spaceship!
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You suck, Zylak.
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Typical.
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Five clicks!
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Son of a...
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They went around the field!
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00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,800
Someone destroyed
all our ships!
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What?
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Who?
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GAMORA: One click!
259
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,160
What is that?
Who cares?
260
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,760
That's the jump point!
Go!
261
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,160
It's a guy.
262
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160
Oh, my God.
263
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,760
He's still out there?
264
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,000
QUILL:
Groot, put your seatbelt on!
265
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,160
Prepare for
a really bad landing!
266
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,760
That was awesome!
267
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,240
Yes!
268
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,600
GAMORA: Look at this!
269
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,920
Where is the other
half of our ship?
270
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,080
QUILL: My ship.
271
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,040
GAMORA:
Either one of you
could have gotten us
272
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,880
through that field...
273
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,360
had you flown with
what's between your ears
274
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,920
instead of what's
between your legs!
275
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,400
If what's between my legs
had a hand on it...
276
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,760
I guarantee
I could have landed
this ship with it.
277
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,560
Peter, we almost died
because of your arrogance.
278
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,240
More like because
he stole...
279
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,600
the Anulax batteries!
280
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,920
They're called
Harbulary batteries.
281
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,600
No, they're not!
282
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,720
Do you know why I did it,
Star-Munch? Hmm?
283
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:45,760
I'm not gonna
answer to "Star-Munch."
284
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,800
I did it because I wanted to!
285
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:48,920
Dick.
286
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,760
What are we even
talking about this for?
287
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,600
We just had
a little man save us
by blowing up 50 ships!
288
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:54,640
How little?
289
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,840
Well, I don't know, like this?
290
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,640
A little
one-inch man saved us?
291
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,120
Well, if he got closer,
I'm sure he would be
much larger.
292
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,480
That's how eyesight works,
you stupid raccoon.
293
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,080
Don't call me a raccoon!
294
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,880
I'm sorry.
I took it too far.
295
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,040
I meant trash panda.
296
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,600
Is that better?
297
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,760
I don't know.
298
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,120
It's worse.
It's so much worse.
299
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,320
You son of a...
300
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,440
Hey!
301
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:22,040
ROCKET: I've had it with you!
QUILL: No! Back up!
302
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,920
NEBULA: Someone followed you
through the jump point.
303
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,120
Set me free,
you'll need my help.
304
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,440
I'm not a fool, Nebula.
305
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,520
You are a fool if
you deprive yourself
a hand in combat.
306
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,880
You'll attack me
the moment I let you go.
307
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,040
No, I won't.
308
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,640
You'd think
an evil supervillain
309
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,280
would learn how
to properly lie.
310
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,600
I bet it's the
one-inch man.
311
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,240
After all these years,
I've found you.
312
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,680
And who the hell
are you?
313
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,680
I figured my rugged good looks
would make that obvious.
314
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,080
My name is Ego...
315
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,000
and I'm your dad, Peter.
316
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,840
You know what they say...
317
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,040
"You're out of luck
until you've gone duck."
318
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,120
TULLK: Yondu!
319
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,880
Come on down!
320
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,680
STAKAR: After going around
years in circles...
321
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,680
with this woman
I end up marrying.
322
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,520
I said,
"Aleta, I love you, girl...
323
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,080
"but you're losing your mind!"
324
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,240
Then again,
she's always been that way.
325
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,160
I could never trust her.
You know?
326
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,440
Stakar.
327
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,400
It's been some time.
328
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,360
It seems like
this establishment
329
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,440
is the wrong kind
of disreputable.
330
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,560
Sir!
Stakar!
331
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,960
STAKAR: There's a hundred
Ravager factions.
332
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,160
You lost the business
of 99 of them by serving one.
333
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,880
Please, sir. Please!
334
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,400
Get away from me.
335
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,520
You can go to hell then!
336
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,960
I don't give a damn
what you think of me!
337
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,080
So what are you
following us for?
338
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,680
Because you're gonna listen
to what I gotta say!
339
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,200
I don't gotta
listen to nothing!
340
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,560
You betrayed the code!
341
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,560
Ravagers don't deal
in kids.
342
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,640
I told you before!
I didn't know
what was going on!
343
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,720
You didn't know because
344
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,400
you didn't want to know
because it made you rich.
345
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,640
I demand a seat
at the table!
346
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,880
I wear these flames,
same as you.
347
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,040
You may dress like us...
348
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,400
but you'll never hear
the Horns of Freedom
349
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,680
when you die, Yondu.
350
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,720
And the Colors of Ogord...
351
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,320
will never flash
over your grave.
352
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,880
If you think...
353
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,240
I take pleasure
in exiling you...
354
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,760
you're wrong.
355
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,840
You broke all our hearts.
356
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,760
Ah, pathetic.
357
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,920
First, Quill betrays us...
358
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,360
and Yondu just
lets him go scot-free.
359
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,640
We followed him
because he was the one...
360
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,320
who wasn't afraid
to do what needed
to be done.
361
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,840
Seems he's goin' soft.
362
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,800
If he's so soft,
why are you whispering?
363
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,200
You know I'm right,
Kraglin.
364
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:51,760
You best be very careful
what you say
about our captain.
365
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,480
RAVAGER: Who the hell is that?
366
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,240
Yondu Udonta...
367
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,080
I have a proposition for you.
368
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,720
EGO: I hired Yondu
to pick you up...
369
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,920
when your mother passed away.
370
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,920
But instead of
returning you...
371
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,840
Yondu kept you.
372
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,720
I have no clue as to why.
373
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,200
Well, I'll tell you why.
374
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,760
Because I was
a skinny little kid
375
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,480
who could squeeze into places
adults couldn't.
376
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,040
It made it
easier for thievin'.
377
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,480
Well, I've been trying to
track you down ever since.
378
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,600
DRAX: I thought
Yondu was your father.
379
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,960
What? We've been together
this whole time...
380
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,800
and you thought Yondu
was my actual blood relative?
381
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,280
You look exactly alike.
382
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,000
One's blue!
383
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,400
No, he's not my father!
384
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,920
Yondu was the guy
who abducted me...
385
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,960
kicked the crap out of me
so I could learn to fight...
386
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,080
and kept me in terror
by threatening to eat me.
387
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,640
Eat you?
Yeah.
388
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,800
Oh, that son of a bitch.
389
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,400
How'd you locate us now?
390
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,200
Well, even where I reside,
out past the edge
of what's known...
391
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,800
we've heard tell about the man
they call Star-Lord.
392
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,200
What say we head
out there right now?
393
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,360
Your associates are welcome.
394
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,640
Even that triangle-faced
monkey there.
395
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,120
I promise you...
396
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,640
it's unlike any other place
you've ever seen.
397
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,560
And there...
398
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:48,840
I can explain your
very special heritage.
399
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,880
Finally get to be...
400
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,760
the father I've
always wanted to be.
401
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,720
Excuse me.
402
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,600
I've gotta take a whiz.
403
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,600
I'm not buying it.
404
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,400
Let's go take a walk.
405
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,640
I am Mantis.
406
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,920
What are you doing?
407
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,480
Smiling.
408
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,880
I hear it is the thing to do
to make people like you.
409
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,960
Not if you do it
like that.
410
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:34,200
Oh...
411
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,200
I was raised alone
on Ego's planet.
412
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:42,120
I do not understand
the intricacies of
social interaction.
413
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,040
Can I pet your puppy?
It is adorable.
414
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,920
Yes.
415
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,000
That is called
a practical joke!
416
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,240
I liked it very much!
417
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,080
I just made it up!
418
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:15,960
QUILL: Give me a break!
419
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,760
After all this time,
420
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,240
you're gonna show up,
and all of a sudden...
421
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,160
you wanna be my dad?
GAMORA: I hear you.
422
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,440
QUILL: And by the way,
this could be a trap.
423
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,120
The Kree purists,
the Ravagers...
424
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,960
they all want us dead.
I know, but...
425
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,080
But what?
426
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,720
What was that
story you told me
about Zardu Hasselfrau?
427
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,760
Who?
428
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,200
He owned a magic boat?
429
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,360
David Hasselhoff?
430
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:37,440
Right.
431
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,720
Not a magic boat.
A talking car.
432
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,800
Why did he talk again?
433
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,440
To help him fight crime,
and to be supportive.
434
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,200
As a child, you would carry
his picture in your pocket...
435
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,160
and you would tell
all the other children...
436
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,440
that he was your father,
but that he was out of town.
437
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,160
Shooting Knight Rider
or touring with
his band in Germany.
438
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,440
I told you that
when I was drunk.
439
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,680
Why are you
bringing that up now?
440
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:57,840
I love that story.
441
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,960
I hate that story.
442
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,600
It's so sad!
443
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,560
As a kid, I used to
see all the other kids
444
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,760
off playing catch
with their dad.
445
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,600
And I wanted that,
more than anything
in the world!
446
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,000
That's my point, Peter.
447
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,760
What if this man
is your Hasselhoff?
448
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,680
If he ends up
being evil...
449
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,720
we will just kill him.
450
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,280
You're leaving me
with that fox?
451
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,640
GAMORA: He's not a fox.
452
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,640
Shoot her if she does
anything suspicious.
453
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,000
Or if you feel like it.
454
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,200
ROCKET: Okay.
455
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,800
It'll be just
a couple of days.
456
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,760
We'll be back before
Rocket's finished
fixing the ship.
457
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,840
DRAX:
What if the Sovereign come?
458
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,160
QUILL: There's no way for them
to know we're here. Let's go.
459
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,840
I'm uncertain
about parting ways.
460
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,600
God, you're like
an old woman.
461
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,480
Because I'm wise?
462
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,360
GAMORA: Why do you have
so much luggage?
463
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,680
DRAX: I don't want Groot
playing with my things.
464
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,440
I hope Daddy
isn't as big of a dick
as you, orphan boy.
465
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,240
What is your goal here?
To get everybody to hate you?
466
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,120
Because it's working.
467
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:27,760
You will never love me again
468
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,040
never break the chain
469
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,680
never break the chain
470
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,720
break the chain
471
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,520
QUILL: Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
472
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,680
Oh...
473
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,800
No one has ever asked me
a personal question.
474
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,720
Your antennae,
what are they for?
475
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,440
Their purpose?
476
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,440
Yes. Quill and I
have a bet.
477
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,720
Dude. You're not
supposed to say that!
478
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,760
I say...
479
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,360
if you are about to go through
a doorway that is too low...
480
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,280
your antennae will feel this,
and keep you from
being decapitated.
481
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,600
QUILL: Right. And if it's
anything other than...
482
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,200
you specifically
not being decapitated
by a doorway, I win.
483
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,800
They are not for
feeling doorways.
484
00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,760
I think...
485
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,680
they have something to do
with my empathic abilities.
486
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,280
What are those?
487
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,920
If I touch someone,
I can feel their feelings.
488
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,720
You read minds?
No.
489
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,080
Telepaths know thoughts.
490
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,760
Empaths feel feelings.
491
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Emotions.
492
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,680
May I?
493
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,320
All right.
494
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,040
You feel love.
495
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,120
Yeah. I guess
I feel a general,
496
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,680
unselfish love for
just about everybody.
497
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,920
No!
498
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,080
Romantic, sexual love.
499
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,560
No, I don't.
500
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,400
For her!
No!
501
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,960
QUILL: Okay.
502
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,080
She just told everyone
your deepest, darkest secret!
503
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,560
Dude, I think you're
overreacting a little bit!
504
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,160
You must be so embarrassed!
505
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,840
Do me! Do me!
506
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:54,120
I have never felt
such humor!
507
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,680
So unbelievably uncool.
508
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,400
Oh, Quill.
509
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,800
Touch me, and the only thing
you're gonna feel
is a broken jaw.
510
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,840
I can also alter
emotions to some extent.
511
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,000
QUILL: Yeah, like what?
512
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,880
If I touch someone
who is sad...
513
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,800
I can ease them
into contentment
for a short while.
514
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,760
I can make
a stubborn person compliant.
515
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,000
But I mostly use it
to help my master sleep.
516
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:37,040
He lies awake at night
thinking about his progeny.
517
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,400
Do one of those on me.
518
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,640
Sleep.
519
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:40,960
ROCKET: I love this song.
520
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:11,720
Huh?
521
00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,080
There!
522
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,640
Ah...
523
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,920
Ain't so tough now
without all your toys...
524
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:42,320
RETCH: Move!
525
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,280
Crap.
526
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,160
Hey there, rat!
527
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,800
How's it going,
you blue idiot?
528
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,280
Not so bad.
529
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,800
We got ourselves
a pretty good
little gig here.
530
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,800
This golden gal
with quite a high
opinion of herself...
531
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,880
has offered us
a large sum to deliver you
and your pals over to her...
532
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:23,040
because she wants
533
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,760
to kill y'all.
534
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,040
Your friend...
535
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,800
There's too many of them.
536
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,200
He needs my help.
If you care about him...
537
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,160
you need to get me
out of these bonds.
538
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,560
They are going to kill him!
539
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,840
YONDU: I tell you,
it was pretty
easy to find you.
540
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,960
I put a tracer on
your ship back there...
541
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,520
during the war over Xandar.
542
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,400
Give me your word
you won't hurt Groot...
543
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,480
and I'll tell you
where the batteries are.
544
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,720
Lucky for you,
my word don't mean squat.
545
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,480
Otherwise,
I'd actually hand you over.
546
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,040
Otherwise, you'd what?
547
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,480
We'll take them batteries.
548
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,240
They're worth what?
A quarter mill on
the open market?
549
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,760
That Priestess
offered us a million.
550
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,600
A quarter is only
one third of that!
551
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,000
A quarter ain't a third.
552
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,880
A quarter is 25.
553
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,080
No.
554
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,600
GEF: We can't even buy
a pair of boots with 25 units.
555
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,680
YONDU: Enough!
556
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,240
The point is,
we ain't stupid enough
557
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,680
to help kill
the Guardians of the Galaxy!
558
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,560
The whole dang Nova Corps
would be on us.
559
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,680
KRAGLIN: That ain't right!
560
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,520
I just gotta say it
this one time, Captain.
561
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,960
No matter how many times
Quill betrays you...
562
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,960
you protect him
like none of the
rest of us much matter!
563
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:35,200
ALL: Yeah!
564
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,800
I'm the one what
sticks up for you!
565
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,920
Take it easy, Kraglin.
566
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,600
Damn straight, lad.
He's gone soft.
567
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,880
Suppose it's time
for a change in leadership.
568
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,160
Put your damn guns down!
569
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,560
Whoa! Whoa!
570
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:56,240
There must be some kind of
peaceful resolution to this,
fellas.
571
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,240
Or even a violent one
where I'm standing over there.
572
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,960
Well, hello, boys.
573
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,360
It's not ripe.
574
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:15,440
Welcome, everyone,
to my world.
575
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,080
QUILL: Wow.
You have your own planet?
576
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,960
Come on.
No larger than
your Earth's Moon.
577
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,640
Humility.
578
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,200
I like it.
579
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:28,040
I, too,
am extraordinarily humble.
580
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,440
You own a planet
and can destroy
581
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,520
two dozen spaceships
without a suit.
582
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,000
What are you exactly?
583
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,480
I'm what's called
a Celestial, sweetheart.
584
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,320
A Celestial, like a god?
585
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,880
Mmm, small "g," son.
586
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,880
At least on the days
I'm feeling humble as Drax.
587
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,400
QUILL: Whoa!
588
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,720
I don't know where
I came from exactly.
589
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,920
First thing I remember
is flickering...
590
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,360
adrift in
the cosmos utterly...
591
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,880
and entirely alone.
592
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,800
Over millions of years...
593
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,520
I learned to control
the molecules around me.
594
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,040
I grew smarter and stronger.
595
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,920
And I continued
building from there...
596
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,200
layer by layer...
597
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,960
the very planet
you walk on now.
598
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,440
Whoa.
599
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,320
But I wanted more.
600
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,080
I desired...
601
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,760
meaning.
602
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,880
"There must be some life
out there in the universe...
603
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,800
"besides just me," I thought.
604
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:38,000
And so, I set myself
the task of finding it.
605
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,760
I created...
606
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,600
what I imagined
biological life
to be like...
607
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,480
down to the most
minute detail.
608
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,040
Did you make a penis?
609
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:51,320
Dude!
610
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,680
What is wrong with you?
611
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,840
If he is a planet,
612
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,040
how could he make a baby
with your mother?
613
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,120
He would smush her!
614
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,480
I don't need to hear
how my parents...
615
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,720
Why?
616
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,160
My father would tell the story
617
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,200
of impregnating my mother
every winter solstice.
618
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,640
That's disgusting.
619
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,320
It was beautiful.
620
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,320
You Earthers have hang-ups.
621
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,800
Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
622
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,600
Ha! Thank you!
623
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,960
It's not half bad.
624
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,560
Oh.
Ugh.
625
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,280
I've also got pain receptors,
and a digestive system...
626
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,240
and all the accompanying junk.
627
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:32,320
I wanted to experience
what it truly meant
to be human...
628
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,520
as I set out
amongst the stars...
629
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,320
until I found...
630
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,160
what I sought.
631
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:42,920
Life.
632
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,080
I was not alone in
the universe after all.
633
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,640
When did you
meet my mother?
634
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,520
Not long after.
635
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,880
It was with Meredith
that I first experienced love.
636
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,960
I called her my river lily.
637
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,840
And from that love,
Peter...
638
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:30,560
you.
639
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,400
I have searched
for you for so long.
640
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,800
And when I heard of
a man from Earth...
641
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,560
who held an Infinity Stone
in his hand without dying...
642
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,400
I knew you must be the son
of the woman I loved.
643
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,320
If you loved her,
why did you leave her?
644
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,280
TULLK: This is mutiny!
645
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,360
This is mutiny!
646
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,120
This is mutiny!
647
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,280
TULLK: You're scum!
648
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,200
RAVAGERS: Oh!
649
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:15,920
Captain!
650
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,600
Help me! Please!
651
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,320
Captain!
652
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,360
You're the one
what killed those men...
653
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,680
by leading them
down the wrong path.
654
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,320
Because you're weak.
655
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,280
And stupid!
656
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,360
It's time for the Ravagers...
657
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,280
to rise once again to glory
with a new captain...
658
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,680
Taserface!
659
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:56,040
I'm sorry.
Your name is...
660
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,880
It's Taserface?
661
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,640
That's right.
662
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,360
Do you shoot
tasers out of your face?
663
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,880
It's metaphorical!
664
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,040
ALL: Yeah!
665
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,480
For what?
666
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,520
For it is a name
what strikes fear...
667
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,400
into the hearts of
anyone what hears it.
668
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,320
Okay.
669
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:24,080
ROCKET: Okay...
670
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,520
whatever you say.
671
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,240
You shut up.
672
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,720
You're next.
673
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:33,080
Udonta, I have waited
a long time to do...
674
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,160
What?
675
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,280
I'm sorry.
I am so sorry!
676
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,440
I just keep imagining you
waking up in the morning,
sir...
677
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,640
looking in the mirror
678
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,760
and then in all seriousness
saying to yourself...
679
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,360
"You know what would be
a really kick-ass name?
680
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,840
That's how
I hear you in my head!
681
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,480
What was your second choice?
682
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,760
Scrotum Hat?
683
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,440
New plan.
We're killing you first.
684
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,400
Well, dying
is certainly better
685
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,040
than having to
live an entire life...
686
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:12,040
as a moronic
shitbag who thinks
Taserface is a cool name.
687
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,120
That's enough
killing for today.
688
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,720
RAVAGER:
She's the daughter of Thanos.
689
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,200
TASERFACE: I thought
you were the biggest
sadist in the galaxy.
690
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,120
That was when Daddy
was paying my bills.
691
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,880
The Priestess wants to
kill the fox herself.
692
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:35,000
And he has
bounties on his head
in at least 12 Kree provinces.
693
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,080
I assure you...
694
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,040
I am not as easy
a mark as an old man
without his magic stick...
695
00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:43,120
or a talking
woodland beast.
696
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,400
I want 10% of the take...
697
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:49,760
and a couple more things.
698
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,200
KRAGLIN: We got
a whole box of hands...
699
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,320
if that one
don't work out.
It is fine.
700
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,720
You think them Kree
is gonna execute the captain?
701
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:03,000
The Kree consider
themselves merciful.
It will be painless.
702
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,600
Well, here it is.
It's the best ship we got.
703
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,520
Location of Ego's
planet in the nav.
704
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,880
We'll wire you
the 10% once we's paid.
705
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,240
What are you gonna
do with your share?
706
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,440
As a child, my father
would have Gamora and me
707
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,360
battle one another
in training.
708
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,400
Every time my
sister prevailed...
709
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,880
my father would
replace a piece of me
with machinery...
710
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,720
claiming he wanted
me to be her equal.
711
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,680
But she won...
712
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,680
again and again, and again,
never once refraining.
713
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,680
So after I murder my sister...
714
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,960
I will buy a warship
715
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,040
with every conceivable
instrument of death.
716
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,040
I will hunt
my father like a dog,
717
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,840
and I will tear him
apart slowly...
718
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,560
piece by piece...
719
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,080
until he knows some semblance
of the profound
and unceasing pain...
720
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,360
I know every single day.
721
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,480
Yeah.
722
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,760
I was talking about,
like, a pretty necklace.
723
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,440
Or a nice hat.
724
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,440
Something to make
the other girls go,
"Ooh, that's nice!"
725
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:13,480
Anyways, happy trails.
726
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,880
My mother told everyone
my father was from the stars.
727
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,120
She had brain cancer,
so everyone thought
she was delusional.
728
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,280
Peter...
729
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,240
Listen, I'd love to
believe all of this,
I really would.
730
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:33,760
But you left...
731
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,720
the most
wonderful woman ever...
732
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,440
to die alone.
733
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,920
I didn't want to
leave your mother, Peter.
734
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,360
If I don't return regularly
to my planet...
735
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,800
and the light within it...
736
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,600
this form will
wither and perish.
737
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,800
So why didn't you come back?
Why did you send Yondu?
738
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,880
A criminal, of all people,
to come and fetch me?
739
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:54,200
I loved your mother,
Peter!
740
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,680
I couldn't stand
to set foot on an Earth...
741
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,120
where she wasn't living!
742
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,760
You can't imagine
what that's like!
743
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,280
I know exactly
what that feels like!
744
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,160
I had to watch her die!
745
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,760
Over the millions and millions
of years of my existence...
746
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,320
I've made many mistakes,
Peter.
747
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,440
But you're not one of them.
748
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,960
Please give me the chance
to be the father
749
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,960
she would want me to be.
750
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:34,000
There's so much that I need to
teach you about this planet...
751
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,840
and the light within.
752
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:39,400
They are a part of you,
Peter.
753
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:41,960
What do you mean?
754
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,640
Give me your hands, son.
755
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:46,720
Here.
756
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,480
Hold them like that.
757
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,240
Now, close your eyes
and concentrate.
758
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,480
Take your brain
to the center
of this planet.
759
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,360
Yes!
760
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,480
Yes!
761
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,280
Whoa!
762
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,840
Yes! It's okay.
763
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,200
Just relax.
Concentrate.
764
00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:16,440
You can do it.
Bring it back.
765
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,040
Yes!
766
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,400
Yes, now shape it.
767
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,480
Feel that energy.
768
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,680
Yes.
769
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,320
You're home.
770
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,960
Peter...
771
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,400
DRAX: How did you get to
this weird, dumb planet?
772
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,880
MANTIS: Ego found me
in my larva state.
773
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,560
Orphaned on my homeworld.
774
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,120
He raised me by hand,
and kept me as his own.
775
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,960
So you're a pet?
776
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,480
I suppose.
777
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,400
People usually
want cute pets.
778
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,800
Why would Ego want
such a hideous one?
779
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,280
I am hideous?
780
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,680
You are horrifying
to look at. Yes.
781
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:44,960
But that's a good thing.
782
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,080
Oh?
783
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,120
When you're ugly,
and someone loves you...
784
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:50,720
you know they love
you for who you are.
785
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,440
Beautiful people never know
who to trust.
786
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,280
Well, then I'm
certainly grateful to be ugly.
787
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,880
DRAX: Those pools,
they remind me of a time...
788
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,640
when I took my daughter
to the forgotten
lakes of my homeworld.
789
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,120
She was like you.
790
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:11,040
Disgusting?
791
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,240
Innocent.
792
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,520
Drax?
793
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,800
There's something
I must tell you.
794
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:00,360
What's going on?
795
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,360
This gross bug lady
is my new friend.
796
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:06,000
I'm learning many things,
like I'm a pet and ugly.
797
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:07,920
You're not ugly.
Drax!
798
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,320
What are you
talking about?
799
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,640
GAMORA: Mantis...
800
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,240
can you show us
where we'll be staying?
801
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,520
Why are there no other
beings on this planet?
802
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,760
MANTIS: The planet is Ego.
803
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,200
A dog would not invite a flea
to live on his back.
804
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,200
And you're not a flea?
805
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,680
I'm a flea with a purpose.
806
00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:26,920
I help him sleep.
807
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:31,280
What were you
about to say to Drax
before I walked out?
808
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,440
Nothing.
809
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,240
Your quarters
are this way.
810
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,360
We deliver you to the Kree
in the morning.
811
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,800
Neither one of you will last
much longer after that.
812
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,440
Okay, Taserface.
813
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,200
Hey, tell
the other guys we said...
814
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,840
"Hi," Taserface!
815
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,760
What about this little plant?
Can I smash it with a rock?
816
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,280
No, Gef.
817
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,040
It's too adorable to kill.
818
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,080
Take it to the tailor.
819
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,960
No offense, but your employees
are a bunch of jerks.
820
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:29,120
I was a Kree battle
slave for 20 years
when Stakar freed me.
821
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,320
He offered me a place
with the Ravagers.
822
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,960
He said all I needed to do
was adhere to the code.
823
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,880
But I was young...
824
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:45,280
and greedy, and stupid.
825
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,400
Like you stealing
those batteries.
826
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,120
That was mostly Drax.
827
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,040
Me and Stakar and
the other captains...
828
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,400
we weren't so different
from you and your friends.
829
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,240
The only family
I ever had.
830
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,320
When I broke the code...
831
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,240
they exiled me.
832
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,040
This is what I deserve.
833
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,000
Slow down, drama queen.
834
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,800
You might deserve this,
but I don't.
835
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,640
We gotta get outta here.
836
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,320
Where's Quill?
837
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,120
He went off
with his old man.
838
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,320
Ego?
Yeah.
839
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,640
It's a day for
dumbass names.
840
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,160
You're smiling.
And for a second,
I got a warm feeling.
841
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,000
But then it was ruined
by those disgusting-ass teeth.
842
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,480
You like a professional
asshole or what?
843
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,680
Pretty much a pro.
844
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,560
Why didn't you
deliver Quill to Ego
like you promised?
845
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,840
He was skinny.
846
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:48,400
Could fit into
places we couldn't.
Good for thievin'.
847
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:49,840
Uh-huh.
848
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,520
I got an idea on
how to get outta here.
849
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,920
But we're gonna need
your little friend.
850
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,520
Mascot, mascot, mascot...
851
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,880
Little fellow's all worked up!
He needs a drink!
852
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,720
Look how cute it is
when it's all riled up.
853
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,720
He's goddang precious!
854
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:41,520
YONDU: Psst!
855
01:01:41,800 --> 01:01:43,520
Hey, twig!
856
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,280
Come here.
857
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:46,920
Come on.
858
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:54,560
Aw, man...
859
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,200
what did they do to you?
860
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,760
Hey, you wanna help us
get outta here?
861
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:05,720
There's something
I need you to get,
and bring back to me.
862
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:10,000
In the captain's quarters,
there's a prototype fin...
863
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:11,760
the thing I wore on my head.
864
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,560
There's a drawer
next to the bunk.
It's in that. It's red.
865
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:18,000
You got it?
866
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,160
That's my underwears.
867
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,480
Yeah, I was pretty
sure he didn't know
what you were talkin' about.
868
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,640
You have to explain it
more careful.
869
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,600
It's a prototype fin.
870
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,840
That's an orloni.
It's a fin, Groot.
871
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,680
You explain it this time.
872
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,320
All right.
873
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,960
YONDU: That's Vorker's eye.
874
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,200
He takes it out
when he sleeps.
875
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,640
Go. Look again.
876
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,160
But leave the eye here.
877
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,760
Why?
878
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,320
He's gonna wake up
tomorrow...
879
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,680
and he's not
gonna know...
880
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,160
where his eye is!
881
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,880
That's a desk.
882
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,880
We told you
it was this big.
883
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,040
Tell me you guys have
a refrigerator somewhere...
884
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,840
with a bunch of
severed human toes.
885
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:56,720
Okay. Then let's just agree
to never discuss this.
886
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:03,520
The drawer you wanna open
has this symbol on it.
887
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,040
Okay?
888
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,440
What? No!
889
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,880
He thinks you want him
to wear it as a hat.
890
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,320
That's not what I said!
891
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,400
I am Groot.
892
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:20,600
He's relieved you
don't want him to.
893
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,120
I am Groot.
He hates hats.
894
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:23,240
I am Groot.
895
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:24,360
On anyone, not just himself.
896
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,440
I am Groot.
897
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,440
One minute you think someone
has a weird-shaped head...
898
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,560
the next minute
it's just because
899
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,000
you realize part of
that head is the hat.
900
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,760
That's why you
don't like hats?
901
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,240
This is an important
conversation right now?
902
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,000
KRAGLIN: That ain't it.
903
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,280
I didn't mean
to do a mutiny.
904
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,120
They killed all my friends.
905
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,760
Get the third quadrant
ready for release.
906
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:43,320
One more thing.
907
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,640
You got any clones of Quill's
old music on the ship?
908
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,040
Ah.
909
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:39,400
He's got it!
910
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,080
Yondu's got the fin!
911
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:42,200
Go!
912
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:24,600
Down there!
913
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,840
You maniac.
914
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,040
The whole ship's gonna blow.
915
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,480
Not the whole ship.
916
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:58,560
Who is this?
917
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:03,040
I am sending you
the coordinates
for Yondu's ship.
918
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,240
Release the quadrant!
Aye, Captain!
919
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,920
I only ask one thing.
920
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,080
That your High Priestess...
921
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,840
tell him the name of the man
what sealed his fate.
922
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:16,840
Taserface!
923
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,520
Where to, Captain?
924
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:42,720
Ego.
925
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,520
No, boy!
926
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:55,480
It ain't healthy
for a mammalian body
927
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,800
to hop more than
50 jumps at a time.
928
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,000
I know that.
929
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:01,600
We are about to do 700!
930
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,560
QUILL: So I guess this could
all be mine someday.
931
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:21,440
Rocket?
Rocket, are you there?
932
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,280
What are you doing, Peter?
933
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:33,960
Dance with me.
934
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:35,600
I'm not going to
dance with you.
935
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,520
This is Sam Cooke...
936
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,160
one of the greatest
Earth singers of all time.
937
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,360
Drax thinks
you're not a dancer.
938
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:16,040
If you ever tell
anyone about this...
939
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:17,640
I will kill you.
940
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:22,200
When are we gonna
do something about this
unspoken thing between us?
941
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,320
What unspoken thing?
942
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,400
This...
943
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,400
Cheers, Sam and Diane...
944
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,240
a guy and a girl on a TV show
who dig each other...
945
01:12:33,320 --> 01:12:34,680
but never say it
because if they do,
946
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:35,920
the ratings would go down...
947
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,160
sort of thing.
948
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,680
There's no unspoken thing.
949
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,640
Well, it's a catch-22,
because if you said it,
950
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:44,000
then it would be spoken...
951
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,840
and you would be a liar.
So, by not saying it...
952
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:51,080
you are telling the truth,
and admitting that there is.
953
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:53,200
No, that's not what I...
954
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:59,600
What we should be
discussing right now
is something about this place.
955
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:01,560
It doesn't feel right.
956
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,120
What are you talking about?
957
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:05,680
You're the one who wanted me
to come here!
958
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:06,960
That girl Mantis...
959
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:08,360
she's afraid of something.
960
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,840
Why are you
trying to take this
away from me?
961
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,200
I'm not trying...
962
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,160
He's my father. He's blood.
963
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,280
You have blood on Earth
and you never
wanted to return there.
964
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:18,360
Again, you made me come here!
965
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,440
And Earth is the place
where my mother
died in front of me.
966
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:23,240
No, it's because
that place is real,
and this is a fantasy.
967
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,160
This is real!
I'm only half human,
remember?
968
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,640
That's the half
I'm worried about.
969
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:29,920
Oh, I get it.
You're jealous...
970
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,480
because I'm part-god,
and you like
when I'm the weak one.
971
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:35,160
You were
insufferable to begin with.
972
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,360
I haven't been
able to reach Rocket.
973
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:38,000
I'm gonna go outside,
and I'm gonna try
and get a signal.
974
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:41,000
You know what?
This is not Cheers after all!
975
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:44,000
This is whatever the show is
where one person is willing...
976
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,920
to open themselves
up to new possibility,
977
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,720
and the other person
is a jerk...
978
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,640
who doesn't trust anybody!
979
01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:51,480
It's a show
that doesn't exist.
980
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:53,120
That's why
it would get zero ratings!
981
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:55,560
I don't know what Cheers is!
982
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:58,920
I finally found my family.
Don't you understand that?
983
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,680
I thought you already had.
984
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,480
Damn it.
985
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,720
Psychopath!
986
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,880
Are you kidding me?
987
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,160
I win.
988
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,000
I win.
I bested you in combat.
989
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,040
No. I saved your life.
990
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:53,160
Well, you were stupid enough
to let me live.
991
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,240
You let me live!
992
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,160
I don't need you always
trying to beat me!
993
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:57,680
I'm not the one that just
flew across the universe
994
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,040
just because I wanted to win.
995
01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:00,760
Do not tell me what I want.
996
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,320
I don't need to
tell you what you want!
997
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:03,520
It's obvious!
998
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,680
You were the one
who wanted to win.
And I just wanted a sister!
999
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,960
You were all I had.
1000
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:20,160
But you were the one
who needed to win.
1001
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,520
Thanos pulled
my eye from my head...
1002
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:26,280
and my brain
from my skull...
1003
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:29,360
and my arm from my body...
1004
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,240
because of you.
1005
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,200
You all right, son?
1006
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:01,280
I saw your girl stomp off
a little earlier
in quite a huff.
1007
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,040
It's fortuitous...
1008
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:06,440
you listening
to this song.
1009
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,240
You know...
Brandy?
1010
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:09,800
By Looking Glass?
1011
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:12,960
A favorite of your mom's.
1012
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:15,320
Yeah, it was.
1013
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,480
One of Earth's greatest
musical compositions.
1014
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,680
Perhaps its very greatest.
1015
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:20,840
Yes!
1016
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:24,160
Peter, you and I,
we're the sailor in that song.
1017
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:31,160
from far away
1018
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,640
Like the child
I put in your mother...
1019
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,840
or the freedom
you brought Gamora.
1020
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,840
you would be
1021
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:55,000
The sea
calls the sailor back.
1022
01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:57,720
He loves the girl,
but that's not his place.
1023
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:02,520
The sea calls upon him
as history calls
upon great men.
1024
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:07,200
And sometimes we are deprived
the pleasures of mortals.
1025
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:09,840
Well, you may not
be mortal, but me...
1026
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:11,280
No, Peter...
1027
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:13,360
death will remain a stranger
to both of us...
1028
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:15,880
as long as the light
burns within the planet.
1029
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,000
I'm immortal?
1030
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:19,560
Mmm-hmm.
1031
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,200
Really?
1032
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,200
Yes!
As long as the light exists.
1033
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:28,520
And I can use the light
to build cool things...
1034
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:31,000
like how you made
this whole planet?
1035
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,520
It might take you
a few million
years of practice...
1036
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,880
before you get
really good at it.
But, yes!
1037
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,080
What!
1038
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:40,880
Get ready for
an 800-foot statue
of Pac-Man with Skeletor...
1039
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:42,160
and Heather Locklear.
1040
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:43,400
You can do
anything you want.
1041
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:44,960
I'm gonna make
some weird shit.
1042
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:48,240
But you know, Peter,
it is a tremendous
responsibility.
1043
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:50,880
Only we can
remake the universe.
1044
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:53,600
Only we can take the bridle
of the cosmos...
1045
01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:56,520
and lead it to
where it needs to go.
1046
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,720
How?
1047
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,720
Come with me.
1048
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:22,200
Drax, Drax. Drax!
1049
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,240
Drax! We need to talk.
1050
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:28,120
I'm sorry.
1051
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:30,600
But I like a woman
with some meat
on her bones.
1052
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:31,760
What?
1053
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:35,160
I tried to let you down
easily by telling you
I found you disgusting.
1054
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,760
No, that's not what I...
1055
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:41,720
What are you doing?
1056
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:44,800
I'm imagining being
with you physically.
1057
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,120
Drax...
1058
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,960
I don't like you like that.
1059
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,960
I don't even like
the type of thing you are.
1060
01:21:50,440 --> 01:21:52,960
Hey! There's no need
to get personal.
1061
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,640
Listen! Ego's gotten
exactly what he wanted.
1062
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:57,640
I should have
told you earlier.
1063
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,920
I'm stupid. You are in danger.
1064
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:07,640
What is that?
1065
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:14,640
Now, you need to readjust
the way you process life.
1066
01:22:14,800 --> 01:22:17,920
Everything around us,
including the girl...
1067
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:21,520
Everything is temporary.
1068
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:24,640
We are forever.
1069
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:26,240
Doesn't eternity
get boring?
1070
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:28,680
Not if you have a purpose,
Peter...
1071
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,840
which is why you're here.
1072
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,240
I told you how
all those years ago...
1073
01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:37,440
I had an unceasing
impulse to find life.
1074
01:22:37,640 --> 01:22:41,680
But what I did not
tell you was how,
when I finally did find it...
1075
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,680
it was all so...
1076
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:48,000
disappointing.
1077
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,840
And that is when I came...
1078
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:55,680
to a profound realization.
1079
01:22:57,000 --> 01:23:01,160
My innate desire
to seek out other life...
1080
01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:05,840
was not so that I could
walk among that life.
1081
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,320
Peter...
1082
01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:13,480
I have found meaning.
1083
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:34,720
I see it.
1084
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,000
Eternity!
1085
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:40,840
Oh, my God.
1086
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,520
We need to
get off this planet.
1087
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,480
Oh, man.
1088
01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:11,080
Anyway, before I was
so rudely interrupted...
1089
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:14,080
At that time,
I was a Federal Express man.
1090
01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:27,200
What the hell
you doing, boy?
1091
01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:29,320
I could tell
by how you
talked about him...
1092
01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:30,800
this Ego is bad news.
1093
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,600
We're here to save Quill.
1094
01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:36,960
For what? Huh?
For honor? For love?
1095
01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,960
No. I don't care
about those things.
1096
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,480
I wanna save Quill
so I can prove
I'm better than him!
1097
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:45,400
I can lord this
over him forever.
1098
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:48,960
What are you
laughing at me for?
1099
01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:54,320
You can fool yourself
and everyone else,
but you can't fool me.
1100
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:55,760
I know who you are.
1101
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,160
You don't know anything
about me, loser.
1102
01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:00,520
I know everything about you.
1103
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:03,520
I know you play like
you're the meanest
and the hardest...
1104
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,040
but, actually,
you're the most scared of all.
1105
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:06,160
Shut up!
1106
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:08,480
I know you steal batteries
you don't need...
1107
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:11,320
and you push away
anyone who's willing
to put up with you...
1108
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,800
because just
a little bit of love...
1109
01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:16,200
reminds you how big
and empty that hole
inside you actually is.
1110
01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:17,840
I said shut up!
1111
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:19,680
I know them scientists
what made you,
1112
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:21,440
never gave
a rat's ass about you.
1113
01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:22,920
I'm serious, dude!
1114
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,520
Just like my own damn parents
who sold me...
1115
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:27,800
their own little baby,
into slavery.
1116
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:30,600
I know who you are, boy.
1117
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:32,680
Because you're me.
1118
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:41,320
What kind of a pair are we?
1119
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:45,640
The kind that's about to
go fight a planet, I reckon.
1120
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,960
All right, okay!
Good. Wait.
1121
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:50,800
Fight a what?
1122
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,240
Who are you people?
1123
01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:57,320
What is this place?
1124
01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:58,400
Gamora, let her go!
1125
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:00,760
The bodies in the caverns...
Who are they?
1126
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:03,200
You are scared.
1127
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:09,560
I call it the Expansion.
1128
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:13,920
It is my purpose...
1129
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:17,600
and now it is yours as well.
1130
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:20,040
It's beautiful.
1131
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,520
Over thousands of years...
1132
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:26,760
I implanted thousands
of extensions of myself...
1133
01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:29,680
on thousands of worlds.
1134
01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:33,600
I need to fulfill
life's one true purpose...
1135
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:35,760
To grow and spread...
1136
01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:38,960
covering all that exists...
1137
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:43,280
until everything is...
1138
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,600
Me!
1139
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:48,640
What did she do to me?
1140
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:50,560
She already
told me everything.
1141
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:53,120
I only had one problem.
1142
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,880
A single Celestial
doesn't have enough power
1143
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:58,920
for such an enterprise.
1144
01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:01,200
But two Celestials...
1145
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,640
Well, now,
that just might do.
1146
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:08,760
The bodies...
1147
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:11,920
are his children.
1148
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,640
EGO: Out of all my labors...
1149
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,960
the most beguiling was...
1150
01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:19,560
attempting to graft my DNA
with that of another species.
1151
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,720
I hoped the result
of such a coupling
would be enough...
1152
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,760
to power the Expansion.
1153
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:28,320
I had Yondu deliver
some of them to me.
1154
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,960
It broke the Ravager code,
but I compensated
him generously...
1155
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:35,760
and to ease his conscience,
I said I'd never hurt them.
1156
01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:38,560
I mean, that was true.
They never felt a thing.
1157
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,920
But one after the other,
they failed me.
1158
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:45,920
Not one of them carried
the Celestial genes.
1159
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,320
Until you, Peter.
1160
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:51,160
Out of all my spawn...
1161
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:55,400
only you carried
the connection to the light.
1162
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:58,640
We need to find Peter now,
and get off this damn planet.
1163
01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:01,320
Ego will have won him
to his side by now.
1164
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:03,800
Then we just go.
No!
1165
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,000
He's our friend.
1166
01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:06,160
All any of you do...
1167
01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,480
is yell at each other.
You are not friends.
1168
01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:10,080
You're right.
1169
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:11,760
We're family.
1170
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:15,160
We leave no one behind.
1171
01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:19,960
Except maybe you.
1172
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:21,960
Oh, my God.
1173
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:24,680
For the first time
in my existence...
1174
01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:27,920
I am truly not alone!
1175
01:28:33,360 --> 01:28:34,640
What is it, son?
1176
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:39,160
My friends.
1177
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:44,440
You see,
that's the mortal
in you, Peter.
1178
01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:45,880
Yes.
1179
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:49,120
We are beyond
such things.
1180
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:50,280
Yes.
1181
01:28:52,720 --> 01:28:53,920
Now...
But my mother...
1182
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,120
You said you loved my mother.
1183
01:28:59,280 --> 01:29:00,800
And that I did.
1184
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:04,400
My river lily
who knew all the words
1185
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:06,880
to every song that
came over the radio.
1186
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:11,400
I returned to Earth
to see her three times.
1187
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:14,080
And I knew if I
returned a fourth...
1188
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:15,800
I'd never leave.
1189
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:18,480
The Expansion...
1190
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:22,320
the reason for
my very existence,
would be over.
1191
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:24,400
So, I did what I had to do.
1192
01:29:27,240 --> 01:29:30,760
But it broke my heart
to put that tumor
in her head.
1193
01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:36,160
What?
1194
01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:37,760
Now, all right...
1195
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:39,720
I know that sounds bad.
1196
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:55,120
Who in the hell
do you think you are?
1197
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,960
You killed my mother!
1198
01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:58,120
I tried...
1199
01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:00,040
so hard...
1200
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,640
to find the form...
1201
01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:04,200
that best suited you...
1202
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:06,680
and this
is the thanks I get?
1203
01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:10,960
You really need to grow up.
1204
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:17,280
I wanted to do
this together...
1205
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,400
but I suppose
you'll have to learn
1206
01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:22,960
by spending
the next thousand years
as a battery!
1207
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:26,320
Finally! Rocket?
1208
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:29,200
Keep that transmitter nearby,
so I can find you.
1209
01:30:29,400 --> 01:30:32,640
We're in an old piece
of construction equipment
Yondu once used...
1210
01:30:32,720 --> 01:30:34,000
to slice open
the Bank of A'askavaria.
1211
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:35,120
Ego's unhinged.
1212
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:36,720
ROCKET: I know. Get ready.
1213
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:38,240
Drop her, Kraglin.
1214
01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:57,960
No.
1215
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:11,920
EGO:
1216
01:31:16,360 --> 01:31:17,520
Peter...
1217
01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:20,640
this is the sea.
1218
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:23,800
Oh...
1219
01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:05,440
Hey, there, jackass!
1220
01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:17,240
MAN: What is that thing?
1221
01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:26,720
Out of the way,
dumber, smaller Groot!
1222
01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:34,080
I told you
something didn't feel right.
1223
01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:36,680
"I told you so."
Just what I need
to hear right now.
1224
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:38,440
Well, I came back,
didn't I?
1225
01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:40,480
Because there's
an unspoken thing.
1226
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,600
There is no unspoken thing.
1227
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:44,440
What are you doing?
You could've killed us all!
1228
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:46,640
Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"?
1229
01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:48,000
We had it under control.
1230
01:32:48,160 --> 01:32:50,600
We did not.
That is only an extension...
1231
01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:52,800
of his true self.
He will be back soon.
1232
01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:54,320
What's Smurfette
doing here?
1233
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:56,320
Whatever I need to do
to get a damn ride home.
1234
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:57,760
She tried to murder me!
1235
01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:59,600
I saved you,
you stupid fox!
1236
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:01,240
He's not a fox.
1237
01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:02,400
I am Groot.
1238
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:03,520
I'm not a raboon, either.
1239
01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:04,640
I am Groot.
1240
01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,280
"Raccoon." Whatever.
1241
01:33:09,760 --> 01:33:11,160
How do we kill a Celestial?
1242
01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:12,640
There's a center to him.
1243
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:14,960
His brain, his soul,
whatever it is...
1244
01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:16,320
Some sort of
protective shell.
1245
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:17,680
It's in the caverns...
1246
01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:18,960
below the surface.
1247
01:33:21,520 --> 01:33:23,280
Yondu?
1248
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:33,000
Thrusters are out.
1249
01:33:33,480 --> 01:33:35,360
Guess I should be glad
I was a skinny kid.
1250
01:33:35,440 --> 01:33:37,360
Otherwise, you'd have
delivered me to this maniac.
1251
01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:38,640
You still reckon
that's the reason
1252
01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:39,960
I kept you around,
you idiot?
1253
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,480
That's what you told me,
you old doofus.
1254
01:33:42,160 --> 01:33:44,320
Once I figured out
what happened to
them other kids...
1255
01:33:44,360 --> 01:33:46,080
I wasn't just
gonna hand you over.
1256
01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:47,800
You said you
were gonna eat me.
1257
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:49,360
That was being funny!
1258
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:51,360
Not to me!
1259
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:52,800
You people have issues.
1260
01:33:52,840 --> 01:33:54,720
Of course I have issues.
1261
01:33:55,560 --> 01:33:58,400
That's my freakin' father!
1262
01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,160
Thrusters are back up.
1263
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:15,920
We should be going up!
QUILL: We can't!
1264
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:18,720
Ego wants to eradicate
the universe as we know it.
1265
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:20,000
We have to kill him.
1266
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:21,040
Rocket!
1267
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:22,160
Got it!
1268
01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:30,920
QUILL: Whoo-hoo!
1269
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:37,880
So, we're saving
the galaxy again?
1270
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,080
I guess.
1271
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:40,400
Awesome!
1272
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:44,680
We're really gonna be able to
jack up our prices...
1273
01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:46,440
if we're
two-time galaxy savers.
1274
01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:49,080
I seriously can't believe
that's where your mind goes.
1275
01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:52,120
It was just
a random thought, man.
I thought we were friends.
1276
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:54,560
Of course,
I care about the planets,
and the buildings...
1277
01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:56,440
and all
the animals on the planets.
1278
01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:57,880
And the people.
1279
01:34:58,040 --> 01:34:59,040
Meh.
1280
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:03,800
The crabby puppy is so cute.
He makes me wanna die!
1281
01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:42,480
AYESHA: Pilots...
1282
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:44,000
release envoy units.
1283
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,120
Our sensors
detect the batteries
1284
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:50,280
are below
the surface of the planet.
1285
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:53,120
Dive!
1286
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:11,600
Um... Captain?
1287
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:13,760
Captain?
1288
01:36:18,680 --> 01:36:20,480
Tell me why Ego
wants you here?
1289
01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,640
He needs my genetic connection
to the light...
1290
01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:24,960
to help destroy the universe.
1291
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:27,320
He tried to teach me
how to control the power.
1292
01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:28,680
So, could you?
1293
01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:30,000
A little.
1294
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:31,320
I made a ball.
1295
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:32,480
A ball?
1296
01:36:32,680 --> 01:36:34,320
I thought as hard as I could.
1297
01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:36,160
It was all that
I could come up with.
1298
01:36:36,200 --> 01:36:37,520
You "thought"?
1299
01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:39,680
You think when I
make this arrow fly...
1300
01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:41,840
I use my head?
1301
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:54,520
Whoa.
1302
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:04,360
There.
1303
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:06,520
That's Ego's core.
1304
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:10,520
GAMORA:
That ore is thick, Rocket.
1305
01:37:10,720 --> 01:37:12,320
I got it covered.
1306
01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:20,040
We must hurry.
1307
01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:22,320
It will not take
Ego long to find us.
1308
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:27,720
Keep it steady.
1309
01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:36,360
We drill into the center,
we kill him!
1310
01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:44,080
KRAGLIN: Captain?
1311
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:45,480
What is it, Kraglin?
1312
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:47,600
Hey,
remember that Ayesha chick?
1313
01:37:48,080 --> 01:37:49,960
Yeah, why?
Uh...
1314
01:37:50,240 --> 01:37:51,240
Oh, hell!
1315
01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:13,760
Why aren't you
firing the lasers?
1316
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:15,800
They blew out the generator.
1317
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:18,760
I think I packed
a small detonator.
1318
01:38:18,960 --> 01:38:20,600
A detonator is worthless
without explosives.
1319
01:38:20,640 --> 01:38:22,280
Well, we got these.
1320
01:38:22,960 --> 01:38:24,960
Is that thing strong
enough to kill Ego?
1321
01:38:25,120 --> 01:38:27,000
If it is, it'll
cause a chain reaction...
1322
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:28,800
throughout his
entire nervous system.
1323
01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:29,840
Meaning what?
1324
01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:31,680
The entire
planet will explode.
1325
01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:33,240
We'll have to get
out of here fast.
1326
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:34,920
I rigged a timer.
1327
01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:37,080
QUILL: Go!
1328
01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:52,960
He's coming.
1329
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:56,160
Didn't you say
you could make him sleep?
1330
01:38:56,520 --> 01:38:58,960
When he wants.
He's too powerful.
1331
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:00,520
I can't!
1332
01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:02,800
You don't have to
believe in yourself...
1333
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:05,640
because I believe in you.
1334
01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:18,680
Sleep!
1335
01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:28,040
I never thought
she'd be able to do it...
1336
01:39:28,120 --> 01:39:30,360
with as weak and skinny
as she appears to be.
1337
01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:34,360
I don't know how
long I can hold him.
1338
01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:39,200
ROCKET: The metal's too thick.
1339
01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:40,360
For the bomb to work,
1340
01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:42,760
we'd actually need to place it
on Ego's core.
1341
01:39:42,840 --> 01:39:45,200
And our fat butts
ain't gonna fit
through those tiny holes.
1342
01:39:45,920 --> 01:39:46,920
QUILL: Well...
1343
01:39:49,520 --> 01:39:51,360
That's a terrible idea.
1344
01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:53,920
Which is the only kind of idea
we have left.
1345
01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:56,320
Unbelievable.
1346
01:39:56,480 --> 01:39:58,840
"Rocket, do this.
Rocket, do that."
1347
01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:01,760
What a day.
1348
01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:12,880
All right,
first you flick this switch,
then this switch.
1349
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:14,280
That activates it.
1350
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:16,280
Then you push this button...
1351
01:40:16,440 --> 01:40:19,520
which will give
you five minutes
to get out of there.
1352
01:40:19,680 --> 01:40:21,040
Now, whatever you do...
1353
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:24,040
don't push this button...
1354
01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:26,240
because that will set off
the bomb immediately
1355
01:40:26,280 --> 01:40:27,720
and we'll all be dead.
1356
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:30,360
Now, repeat back
what I just said.
1357
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:32,280
I am Groot.
Uh-huh.
1358
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:34,400
I am Groot.
That's right.
1359
01:40:34,560 --> 01:40:35,800
I am Groot.
No!
1360
01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:38,520
No, that's the button
that will kill everyone!
1361
01:40:38,720 --> 01:40:39,720
Try again.
1362
01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,040
Hmm...
1363
01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:44,560
I am Groot.
Mmm-hmm.
1364
01:40:44,720 --> 01:40:46,760
I am Groot.
Uh-huh.
1365
01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:47,920
I am Groot.
1366
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:49,920
No! That's exactly
what you just said!
1367
01:40:49,960 --> 01:40:51,600
How is that even possible?
1368
01:40:51,760 --> 01:40:53,920
Which button is the button
you're supposed to push?
1369
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:55,280
Point to it.
1370
01:40:55,440 --> 01:40:56,440
No!
1371
01:40:56,720 --> 01:40:58,560
QUILL: Hey, you're
making him nervous!
1372
01:40:58,600 --> 01:41:00,400
Shut up
and get me some tape!
1373
01:41:00,560 --> 01:41:02,000
Does anybody have
any tape out there?
1374
01:41:02,120 --> 01:41:03,760
I wanna put some tape
over the death button.
1375
01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:06,840
I don't have any tape.
Let me check.
1376
01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:09,680
Yo, Yondu... Ow!
1377
01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:12,000
Do you have any tape?
1378
01:41:14,280 --> 01:41:17,320
Gamora?
Do you have any tape?
1379
01:41:17,480 --> 01:41:18,560
Tape!
1380
01:41:18,760 --> 01:41:21,120
Never mind. Ow!
1381
01:41:22,080 --> 01:41:24,640
Drax, do you have any tape?
1382
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,320
Yes, Scotch tape would work.
1383
01:41:27,640 --> 01:41:29,640
Then why did you ask me
if Scotch tape would work,
1384
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:30,680
if you don't have any?
1385
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:33,440
Nobody has any tape!
1386
01:41:33,480 --> 01:41:35,000
Not a single person
has tape?
1387
01:41:35,440 --> 01:41:36,440
Nope!
1388
01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:37,760
Did you ask Nebula?
1389
01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:39,320
Yes!
1390
01:41:39,480 --> 01:41:40,680
Are you sure?
1391
01:41:40,840 --> 01:41:42,160
I asked Yondu...
1392
01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:43,480
and she was
sitting next to him.
1393
01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:44,520
I knew you were lying!
1394
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:46,760
You have priceless batteries
and an atomic
bomb in your bag.
1395
01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:49,360
If anybody's gonna
have tape, it's you!
1396
01:41:49,440 --> 01:41:53,080
That's exactly my point!
I have to do everything!
1397
01:41:53,160 --> 01:41:55,640
You are wasting
a lot of time here!
1398
01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:59,120
Whee!
1399
01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,000
We're all gonna die.
1400
01:42:05,680 --> 01:42:07,840
YONDU:
Rear thrusters are out again!
1401
01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,000
We're done for
without that generator!
1402
01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:25,320
Guardians...
1403
01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:27,720
perhaps it will
provide you solace...
1404
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:30,560
that your deaths
are not without purpose.
1405
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:32,720
They will serve
as a warning...
1406
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:35,200
to all of those
tempted with betraying us.
1407
01:42:35,680 --> 01:42:38,520
Don't screw
with the Sovereign.
1408
01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:43,400
This is gonna hurt.
1409
01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:45,160
Promises, promises.
1410
01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:56,320
Hey!
1411
01:43:08,120 --> 01:43:09,120
No!
1412
01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:11,840
No! No! No!
1413
01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:18,280
QUILL: We're gonna blow!
1414
01:43:23,560 --> 01:43:25,600
Peter! No!
1415
01:43:45,440 --> 01:43:46,440
What?
1416
01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:48,760
You look like Mary Poppins.
1417
01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:50,320
Is he cool?
1418
01:43:52,120 --> 01:43:53,800
Hell, yeah, he's cool.
1419
01:43:54,480 --> 01:43:56,440
I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
1420
01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,840
Mantis, look out!
1421
01:44:37,960 --> 01:44:39,600
She's just unconscious.
1422
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:57,160
How long until
the bomb goes off?
1423
01:44:57,280 --> 01:44:59,720
In the unlikely event
that Groot
doesn't kill us all...
1424
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:01,000
about six minutes.
1425
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:08,600
Kraglin, we need the quadrant
for an extraction.
1426
01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:09,760
T-minus five minutes.
1427
01:45:09,840 --> 01:45:11,000
Aye, Captain.
1428
01:45:14,840 --> 01:45:16,800
Somebody's gotta be up top
when Kraglin arrives.
1429
01:45:18,040 --> 01:45:19,560
Drax, take Mantis.
1430
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:23,840
Ow! My nipples!
1431
01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:33,240
Gamora!
1432
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:38,040
Peter!
1433
01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:05,680
Get over it.
1434
01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:09,920
Come now, Peter.
I know this
isn't what you want.
1435
01:46:11,920 --> 01:46:16,400
What kind of father would I be
to let you make this choice?
1436
01:46:47,960 --> 01:46:51,600
EGO: Soon, Peter,
we will be all there is.
1437
01:46:52,280 --> 01:46:55,440
So stop pissing me off!
1438
01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:17,200
We have to get up
to the extraction point!
1439
01:47:25,320 --> 01:47:26,640
Go!
1440
01:49:25,760 --> 01:49:27,320
I told you...
1441
01:49:27,480 --> 01:49:31,440
I don't want to do this alone.
1442
01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:35,640
You cannot deny...
1443
01:49:35,800 --> 01:49:40,120
the purpose the universe
has bestowed upon you.
1444
01:49:49,240 --> 01:49:51,000
OFFICER: Everyone,
I need you to stay back!
1445
01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:52,240
What is that?
1446
01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:10,200
EGO: It doesn't need to
be like this, Peter.
1447
01:50:12,280 --> 01:50:15,360
Why are you
destroying our chance?
1448
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:21,160
Stop pretending you aren't
what you are.
1449
01:50:23,040 --> 01:50:24,040
One in billions.
1450
01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:27,640
Trillions. Even more.
1451
01:50:29,960 --> 01:50:34,560
What greater meaning
can life
possibly have to offer?
1452
01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:41,200
I don't use my head
to fly the arrow, boy!
1453
01:50:41,680 --> 01:50:43,520
I use my heart...
1454
01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:22,560
You shouldn't
have killed my mom,
and squished my Walkman.
1455
01:51:32,080 --> 01:51:36,000
never break the chain
1456
01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:48,760
never break the chain
1457
01:51:57,600 --> 01:52:00,160
break the chain
1458
01:52:02,840 --> 01:52:05,720
Groot?
If you can hear me, hurry up!
1459
01:52:05,760 --> 01:52:09,040
I'm not sure how long
Quill can keep him distracted!
1460
01:52:09,440 --> 01:52:11,040
Groot, hurry!
1461
01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:09,000
Yondu, we're about to blow!
1462
01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:10,680
Get to the ship!
1463
01:53:10,840 --> 01:53:11,880
Not without Quill!
1464
01:53:12,000 --> 01:53:14,160
You need to
take care of the twig!
1465
01:53:15,440 --> 01:53:17,240
Not without you!
1466
01:53:18,400 --> 01:53:21,680
I ain't done nothin' right
my whole damn life, rat.
1467
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:27,320
You need to give me this.
1468
01:53:35,440 --> 01:53:36,440
Uh...
1469
01:53:37,520 --> 01:53:40,040
A spacesuit and an aero-rig.
1470
01:53:40,200 --> 01:53:42,360
I only have one of each.
1471
01:53:54,640 --> 01:53:56,280
I am Groot.
1472
01:53:57,040 --> 01:53:58,120
What's that?
1473
01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:03,960
He says,
"Welcome to the frickin'
Guardians of the Galaxy."
1474
01:54:04,560 --> 01:54:06,880
Only he didn't use "frickin'."
1475
01:54:13,200 --> 01:54:14,240
Bye, twig.
1476
01:54:16,200 --> 01:54:19,800
We're gonna need to have
a real discussion
about your language.
1477
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:15,440
Where's Peter?
1478
01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:18,160
Rocket, where is he?
1479
01:55:18,960 --> 01:55:19,960
Rocket.
1480
01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:21,640
Rocket, look at me!
Where is he?
1481
01:55:24,240 --> 01:55:25,240
Mmm...
1482
01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:30,440
No. I'm not leaving
without him.
1483
01:55:37,360 --> 01:55:38,360
I'm sorry.
1484
01:55:39,200 --> 01:55:42,040
I can only afford to lose
one friend today.
1485
01:55:42,600 --> 01:55:43,600
Kraglin, go!
1486
01:55:44,440 --> 01:55:45,440
Wait...
1487
01:55:46,160 --> 01:55:47,760
Is Quill back?
1488
01:55:49,280 --> 01:55:51,840
Rocket, where's Quill?
1489
01:55:52,840 --> 01:55:56,280
Rocket, where's Quill?
1490
01:55:57,280 --> 01:55:58,480
Rocket!
1491
01:55:59,440 --> 01:56:00,560
Where's Quill?
1492
01:56:02,640 --> 01:56:04,640
Where's Quill?
1493
01:56:12,840 --> 01:56:15,040
No, we need to stop it.
1494
01:56:20,240 --> 01:56:21,240
Stop.
1495
01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:23,680
Stop. Listen to me!
1496
01:56:23,840 --> 01:56:25,400
You are a god.
1497
01:56:26,880 --> 01:56:28,200
If you kill me...
1498
01:56:28,360 --> 01:56:31,000
you'll be just
like everybody else.
1499
01:56:32,040 --> 01:56:33,680
What's so wrong with that?
1500
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:34,840
No!
1501
01:57:25,440 --> 01:57:27,600
He may have been
your father, boy,
1502
01:57:27,720 --> 01:57:29,200
but he wasn't your daddy.
1503
01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:35,880
I'm sorry I didn't do
none of it right.
1504
01:57:36,920 --> 01:57:39,280
I'm damn lucky you're my boy.
1505
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:44,320
What?
1506
01:57:56,120 --> 01:57:57,360
Yondu, what are you doing?
1507
01:57:57,440 --> 01:57:58,640
You can't.
1508
01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:01,000
Yondu!
1509
01:58:06,640 --> 01:58:08,240
No!
1510
01:58:12,720 --> 01:58:13,720
No!
1511
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:16,760
Oh! Aww...
1512
01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:19,640
No! No!
1513
01:58:20,320 --> 01:58:22,280
Oh, no!
1514
01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:18,600
QUILL: I told Gamora...
1515
01:59:18,720 --> 01:59:20,600
how when I was a kid
I used to pretend
1516
01:59:20,720 --> 01:59:22,520
David Hasselhoff was my dad.
1517
01:59:25,320 --> 01:59:28,040
He's a singer and
actor from Earth,
really famous guy.
1518
01:59:29,560 --> 01:59:31,440
Earlier, it struck me...
1519
01:59:32,680 --> 01:59:34,680
Yondu didn't have
a talking car,
1520
01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:36,800
but he did have
a flying arrow.
1521
01:59:37,400 --> 01:59:39,640
He didn't have
the beautiful
voice of an angel...
1522
01:59:39,720 --> 01:59:42,000
but he did have
the whistle of one.
1523
01:59:42,160 --> 01:59:45,720
Both Yondu and
David Hasselhoff
went on kick-ass adventures...
1524
01:59:45,800 --> 01:59:48,360
and hooked up
with hot women...
1525
01:59:48,520 --> 01:59:50,520
and fought robots.
1526
01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:57,200
I guess David Hasselhoff
did kind of end up
being my dad after all.
1527
01:59:57,360 --> 01:59:58,560
Only it was you, Yondu.
1528
02:00:05,080 --> 02:00:07,000
I had a pretty cool dad.
1529
02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:12,720
What I'm trying
to say here is...
1530
02:00:13,680 --> 02:00:18,320
sometimes that thing
you're searching
for your whole life...
1531
02:00:20,680 --> 02:00:23,040
it's right there
by your side all along.
1532
02:00:23,200 --> 02:00:25,000
You don't even know it.
1533
02:00:37,120 --> 02:00:38,520
I am Groot.
1534
02:00:39,960 --> 02:00:41,680
He did call you twig.
1535
02:00:44,120 --> 02:00:45,440
Nebula...
1536
02:00:50,400 --> 02:00:52,360
I was a child like you.
1537
02:00:53,240 --> 02:00:57,360
I was concerned
with staying alive
until the next day, every day.
1538
02:00:57,560 --> 02:01:00,520
And I never considered
what Thanos was doing to you.
1539
02:01:00,680 --> 02:01:02,480
I'm trying
to make it right.
1540
02:01:02,640 --> 02:01:04,120
There are little
girls like you...
1541
02:01:04,160 --> 02:01:07,000
across the universe
who are in danger.
1542
02:01:09,680 --> 02:01:11,280
You can stay with us
and help them.
1543
02:01:11,840 --> 02:01:14,240
I will help them
by killing Thanos.
1544
02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:16,440
I don't know
if that's possible.
1545
02:01:31,320 --> 02:01:33,440
You will always be my sister.
1546
02:02:17,640 --> 02:02:18,640
KRAGLIN: Pete!
1547
02:02:22,440 --> 02:02:24,320
Captain found this for you
in a junker shop.
1548
02:02:24,400 --> 02:02:27,200
Said you'd come back
to the fold someday.
1549
02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:30,160
What is it?
1550
02:02:30,240 --> 02:02:31,280
It's called a Zune.
1551
02:02:31,360 --> 02:02:33,480
It's what
everybody's listening to
on Earth nowadays.
1552
02:02:33,560 --> 02:02:34,960
It's got 300 songs on it.
1553
02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:37,360
300 songs?
1554
02:02:42,440 --> 02:02:43,600
Wait.
1555
02:02:49,680 --> 02:02:51,600
Rocket grabbed the pieces,
and reassembled them.
1556
02:02:51,680 --> 02:02:54,120
I think Yondu would
want you to have it.
1557
02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:58,920
Thanks...
1558
02:03:00,760 --> 02:03:02,040
Captain.
1559
02:03:41,080 --> 02:03:43,840
to make a change
1560
02:03:48,680 --> 02:03:52,440
that's your fault
1561
02:03:52,600 --> 02:03:55,520
much you have to know
1562
02:04:03,320 --> 02:04:08,800
I am old, but I'm happy
1563
02:04:14,080 --> 02:04:15,400
They came.
1564
02:04:23,440 --> 02:04:24,880
What is it?
1565
02:04:25,560 --> 02:04:28,120
I sent word to
Yondu's old Ravager buddies,
1566
02:04:28,160 --> 02:04:29,680
and told them what he did.
1567
02:04:33,320 --> 02:04:35,120
It's a Ravager funeral.
1568
02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:53,440
Yeah!
1569
02:04:54,120 --> 02:04:55,560
Yeah!
1570
02:05:02,920 --> 02:05:04,840
He didn't let us down
after all, Captain.
1571
02:05:05,760 --> 02:05:07,560
No, he did not, son.
1572
02:05:08,560 --> 02:05:10,000
He did not.
1573
02:05:16,680 --> 02:05:20,080
Fare thee well, old friend.
1574
02:05:22,280 --> 02:05:27,120
Yondu Udonta,
I will see you in the stars.
1575
02:05:31,200 --> 02:05:33,160
He didn't chase them away.
1576
02:05:33,320 --> 02:05:34,400
No.
1577
02:05:35,440 --> 02:05:37,560
Even though
he yelled at them.
1578
02:05:37,760 --> 02:05:39,320
And was always mean.
1579
02:05:41,840 --> 02:05:43,960
And he stole batteries
he didn't need.
1580
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:51,120
Well, of course not.
1581
02:06:15,360 --> 02:06:16,520
What?
1582
02:06:17,200 --> 02:06:18,320
It's just...
1583
02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:23,720
some unspoken thing.
1584
02:06:32,800 --> 02:06:34,880
It's beautiful.
1585
02:06:36,400 --> 02:06:37,560
It is.
1586
02:06:39,080 --> 02:06:41,280
And so are you.
1587
02:06:43,200 --> 02:06:44,440
On the inside.
1588
02:06:53,240 --> 02:06:57,240
I have to go away
1589
02:08:40,520 --> 02:08:41,720
You know, it's a shame...
1590
02:08:41,760 --> 02:08:43,960
that it took the tragedy
of losing Yondu
1591
02:08:44,040 --> 02:08:46,160
to bring us all
together again.
1592
02:08:46,320 --> 02:08:49,520
But I think he'd
be proud knowing
that we are back as a team.
1593
02:08:50,240 --> 02:08:51,240
I'm in.
1594
02:08:51,400 --> 02:08:52,400
Dope.
1595
02:08:52,480 --> 02:08:54,520
I miss you guys so much!
1596
02:08:54,680 --> 02:08:55,960
Hell, yes.
1597
02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:01,000
What say we steal some shit?
1598
02:11:20,080 --> 02:11:22,040
High Priestess,
the Council is waiting.
1599
02:11:23,240 --> 02:11:26,400
They are perturbed
I've wasted our resources.
1600
02:11:31,000 --> 02:11:33,960
When they see
what I have created here...
1601
02:11:34,160 --> 02:11:36,200
their wrath will dissipate.
1602
02:11:37,400 --> 02:11:40,400
It's a new type of
birthing pod, ma'am?
1603
02:11:41,760 --> 02:11:43,000
That, my child...
1604
02:11:43,160 --> 02:11:45,120
is the next step
in our evolution.
1605
02:11:45,280 --> 02:11:48,320
More powerful,
more beautiful...
1606
02:11:48,480 --> 02:11:52,640
more capable of destroying
the Guardians of the Galaxy.
1607
02:11:55,240 --> 02:11:57,800
I think I shall call him...
1608
02:11:59,560 --> 02:12:01,080
Adam.
1609
02:12:02,200 --> 02:12:05,480
FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S
"GUARDIANS INFERNO" PLAYING)
1610
02:14:03,040 --> 02:14:04,400
Ugh, dude.
1611
02:14:05,280 --> 02:14:06,880
Seriously?
1612
02:14:07,040 --> 02:14:09,040
You gotta clean up your room.
It's a complete mess.
1613
02:14:09,080 --> 02:14:10,600
I am Groot.
1614
02:14:10,680 --> 02:14:12,720
I am not boring.
You're boring.
1615
02:14:12,760 --> 02:14:13,760
You know what's boring?
1616
02:14:13,880 --> 02:14:16,920
Sitting there,
playing that
mind-numbing game.
1617
02:14:17,080 --> 02:14:20,800
What's boring is
me tripping over
your vines every day!
1618
02:14:21,280 --> 02:14:22,440
I'm not boring!
1619
02:14:22,600 --> 02:14:23,760
I am Groot.
1620
02:14:25,360 --> 02:14:27,840
And now I know
how Yondu felt.
1621
02:15:03,640 --> 02:15:05,840
HASSELHOFF:
In these times of hardship...
1622
02:15:06,960 --> 02:15:09,080
just remember...
1623
02:15:09,640 --> 02:15:13,680
We. Are. Groot.
1624
02:15:17,000 --> 02:15:18,160
Hey, fellas.
1625
02:15:18,320 --> 02:15:20,000
Wait, where are you going?
1626
02:15:20,160 --> 02:15:22,560
You were supposed
to be my lift home.
1627
02:15:22,760 --> 02:15:24,360
How will I get out of here?
1628
02:15:24,560 --> 02:15:25,880
Hey! Aw, gee...
1629
02:15:25,960 --> 02:15:28,680
I've got so many
more stories to tell.
1630
02:15:28,840 --> 02:15:30,080
Aw, guys.
1631
02:15:30,240 --> 02:15:32,640
Oh, gee...
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