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「謝絕參觀」
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哪一位切牌？
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我來
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來
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是
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十萬
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一百萬！
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全梭了
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好
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這一局我是贏定的！
這副牌沒理由有五隻A的
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除非你出千而已
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你真棒！王上千
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承讓，承讓！
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這手錶是你的嗎？
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不是哩
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你的？
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-不是！
-就是哩！
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哈！地上撿到寶，問天問地拿不到！
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不過我這人很老實的
既然大家一起拾寶
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這樣吧，我們分了它
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怎分呀？
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平分！我要錶面，你要錶帶
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神經病！
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我看這手錶最少值一千元
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你給我五百元，我把手錶給你
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這個破手錶怎值一千呀？
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那麼反過來我給你五百，手錶歸我吧？
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這才像話！
當作在地上撿到五百，拿來吧
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就這樣說定好了
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你去哪裏？
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去給你拿錢嘛
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阿叔，押一千
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好！
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男裝手錶一個，押一千。你的
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謝謝
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五百塊是你的，數目對了吧？
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阿叔，剛才那手錶盡押可押多少呀？
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剛才那隻十八K
古董手錶盡押可押一萬的
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一萬？
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兄弟，兄弟…
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有何貴幹？
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我想拿回那張押票
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剛才說好了你要錢我要手錶的嘛
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但我老爸生日，我想給他買個手錶
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我鄰居春姨後天嫁女
我還沒有買龍鳳手鐲
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關我什麼事？
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你老爸生日又關我鳥事嗎？
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那麼，我用五百元跟你買吧？
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喂，小子，你耍我嗎？
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剛才叫你要手錶你卻要錢
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現在給你錢你又來要手錶
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再吵的話看我揍不揍你！
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那麼，我出一千塊跟你買吧
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千五吧？
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二千呀！
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你這種人真太煩了吧？來，快快快…
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二千
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謝謝了！
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發財了！發財了！
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阿叔，幫個忙，立即贖回來
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好！等一會吧
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剛才給他二千
現在贖回它要一千零幾元
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算下來，不是賺了七千多？
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今天最棒是我了！
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手錶呀
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謝謝呀
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阿叔呀，好像不是剛才那一隻呀
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操！你那張也不是剛才那張押票呀！
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-別吵！
-幹甚麼？
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喂…不要呀…
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手錶呢？
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甚麼手錶呀？
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別裝蒜了
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你意思是這一隻嗎？我剛剛…
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臭小子！
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大哥，別打臉啊，討活的！
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我不是打你！
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沒事的，不用怕呀！
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真的沒事呀！
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嘩！是甚麼？是甚麼？
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蘇小姐
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怎麼了？
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我現在正查看有沒有海景套房
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一經查着就會立刻通知你的了
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對了，對了！
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怎樣令她上釣呢？
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光頭叔叔
光頭叔叔把皮球還我吧，我的！
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你媽的！
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乖乖！乖孩子
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臭小子呀你！
弄得我轉都歪了！他媽的！
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-先生！
-是，是…
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對不起呀，我的小胖弟弟很頑皮的
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你的假髮有沒有弄破呀？我賠給你吧
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沒問題
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對不起！
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謝謝！
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謝謝！
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不客氣！等蘇小姐嗎？
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我叫小偉，怎稱呼呀？
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叫我阿榮好了
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噢！榮哥是嗎？
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不知道蘇小姐是何許人呢？
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咦，你的錢丟了！
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是嗎？
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噢！是呀是呀！
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蘇小姐是新加坡來的
三個月前丈夫去世
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給她留下大筆遺產，她很愛她丈夫的
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她曾經打算削髮為尼
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不過為了她那小胖弟弟才放棄而已
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可不知她人品如何呢？
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她呀？心腸蠻好的！但可惜沒甚麼主見
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我看她呢，需要一個可以保護她
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又可以為她出主意的男人
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她還沒有男朋友嗎？
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沒有！老實說
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娶了她等如娶了個金礦
還是個美麗金礦！
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可惜我是司機，沒資格哩！
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總而言之，誰娶了她，誰就有福氣
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你太謙虛了
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喂…先別走啊！
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對不起…對不起…
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哎吔！你糟糕了，你撞死人了！
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他…他還沒有死哩
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他動也不動你還說他沒有死？
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怎麼你會那麼不小心！
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是他自己撞過來而已，不關我事的
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他走得那麼慢，你開得那麼快
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你代客泊車的嗎？
亂開車的，你有車牌沒有？
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我有！
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不如…倒不如報警吧！報警呀
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報警？你明知道
我們從大陸來的，沒身份證嘛
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報警不就是抓我們嗎？
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不要報警呀！
我們不熟悉這裏，不方便的
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這樣嗎？那就叫救護車吧
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叫救護車不就是報警？
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是不是想死在一起呀？
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你想怎樣？
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對了，你想怎樣呀？
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現在撞死人了，就賠命吧
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沒命賠的！
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沒命賠就賠錢嘛
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你想賠多少？
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有多少便賠多少
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我身上現在沒那麼多現金呀
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信用咭我是不收的！
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那…那怎辦呀？
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阿榮，你身上有沒有錢呀？
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偉哥
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又是你兩個？！上次在中環害得我遲到
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今次又在這玩把戲！
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我們喝醉了，玩玩而已
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那就是沒事了
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沒事沒事了
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-給你們兩個嚇死了！
-對不起…
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香港這地方是這樣的了！
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快幫忙把車子開走
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-趕時間呀，麻煩你
-行行行…
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謝謝你呀，光頭叔叔！
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不介意的！叫我梁先生
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撞死你這兔崽子呀！我告訴你！
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你想要我的命嗎？
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有甚麼快點說
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你知道的！
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還好意思問我要錢？
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叫你找輛法拉利你卻找了這個來！
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這是日本法拉利呀！
兩個車頭燈翹起來的！
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有馬的！人家的車蓋上有隻馬的
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你那麼喜歡馬我下次就劃一隻馬下去吧
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別說那麼多了，快些給錢吧
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你跟我算賬？
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誰連夜籌錢
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去澳門救你這混蛋？
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誰給你買電視機回鄉下探親？
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聽說你弟弟去
加拿大讀書的飛機票都是我贊助的
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一筆算一筆嘛！現在看跌打要錢嘛
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多少呀？
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這個吧
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五十是嗎？
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甚麼五十呀？五千呀！
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五千塊？
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你去非洲看跌打嗎？
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現在看一次跌打也要五百塊啦！
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先看一次吧！下星期見！
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-喂…
-甚麼呀？
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把車子先還我吧
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對不起！
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Monica，Monica
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真的非常不好意思！
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怎麼那麼遲呀？
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塞車，所以遲了一點點而已
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我還以為你不來了
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那個妞不出現我怎出現呢？
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你不要乘機佔我便宜呀壞蛋！
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知道了！
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這次怎麼算好？
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一向都是隔一天算的
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我上次跟你的那一件事你還沒有付錢的
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信不過我也該信得過我大哥吧？
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發我脾氣吧！
用力的在我胸口推下去呀，來！
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你說的！
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我以後不見你呀！
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你不是這樣對我嘛？
才遲了一個多小時吧了
203
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小胖胖，你在這等我
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梁先生
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那麼巧呀？
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是呀！梁先生，昨天你那麼幫忙我
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真不知道該怎樣謝你才是
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吃飯不可能的了
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喝杯茶吧？
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好呀
211
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打算甚麼時候回新加坡？
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不回去了
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我想暫時離開那個傷心地
214
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香港你有沒有親人？
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00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,337
本來有個姑母的，本想投靠她
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怎知她最近移了民！
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不管了，反正我喜歡香港
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在這兒找個地方
住一陣子才打算
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這就對了！
香港有不少地產經紀跟我蠻熟的
220
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如果你要找房子的話
也許我可以幫上你的忙
221
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你想賺傭金而已
222
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小胖胖，不許多事！
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對了，你介不介意我問你
為什麼你要剃光頭？
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生癌嘛！
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小胖胖，不要胡說
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其實是為了我的女朋友
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失戀嗎？
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絕戀
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絕戀？
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在我中學時我認識一個女孩子叫阿芬
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她不單只人品好
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還有一把又黑又長的頭髮
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當時大家的感情已經很好
234
00:15:50,878 --> 00:15:52,962
後來還一起去了法國唸書
235
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,337
想起來當時真浪漫
236
00:15:56,712 --> 00:15:58,087
我們一放學便手拖手
237
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在巴黎鐵塔下面漫步
238
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每逢星期日我們便在露天茶座喝咖啡
239
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,170
後來我們決定一畢業便結婚
240
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豈料，在回香港的時候
241
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她檢查到自己有癌症
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癌症？
243
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腎癌！
244
00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,003
當時我的家人很反對
245
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他們要我離開這個女孩子
246
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十六年的感情！
試問我怎可丟下她不顧？
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00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:26,795
於是我決定一定要陪着她
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直至她離開這世界為止
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00:16:30,587 --> 00:16:32,253
我一直在醫院陪她
250
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由一百六十八磅變成六十八磅
251
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看住她那一頭又長又黑的頭髮
252
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變了光頭！
253
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,337
後來直至…
254
00:16:48,128 --> 00:16:49,795
直至她離開這個世界
255
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我便決定…
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剃光頭來紀念她
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-對不起
-不要緊
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-我不是有心的
-我知道
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謝謝！
260
00:17:14,462 --> 00:17:16,128
來了香港那麼久
261
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有沒有帶小胖胖到處遊玩呀？
262
00:17:18,628 --> 00:17:21,587
沒有，在香港，我們人生路不熟
263
00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:24,045
明天星期日，我帶你到處玩一下吧？
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00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:24,753
好哇！
265
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,295
好呀，好呀！
266
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進來吧！
267
00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:34,503
漂亮不？
268
00:18:34,503 --> 00:18:36,253
嘩！好漂亮呀！
269
00:18:37,128 --> 00:18:38,753
不單只漂亮，而且很便宜哩
270
00:18:38,753 --> 00:18:41,253
三萬元一個月
包家俬，包裝修，包管理
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全海景，而且哩，來來來…
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還有安全措施哩！遇火警必要時
273
00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:49,378
可不用跟人家擠消防梯
可以帶着你弟弟
274
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,128
施施然坐進這箱子
在這位置上下去也行
275
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姐姐！
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00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,045
小胖胖，甚麼事呀？
277
00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:59,253
姐姐，看我房間裏有好多玩具哩！
278
00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:01,837
你連玩具都買了？
279
00:19:01,837 --> 00:19:03,212
小小意思而已
280
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,420
對不起，我先聽個電話
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喜不喜歡呀！
282
00:19:09,212 --> 00:19:11,128
多謝光頭叔叔
283
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:16,087
不介意的，叫我Tony吧
284
00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:17,462
光頭Tony！
285
00:19:17,878 --> 00:19:19,920
喂，楊先生嗎？
286
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:24,128
那些股票跟期貨的事我不太懂的
287
00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:27,170
那遲些才覆你吧，再見！
288
00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:28,962
這房子是你的了
289
00:19:28,962 --> 00:19:29,878
真謝謝你！
290
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:33,003
別客氣。你有買股票的嗎？
291
00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,878
我也不知道該不該買
292
00:19:34,878 --> 00:19:37,170
當然不好啦！好冒險的
293
00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:40,253
那唯有放在銀行裏收利息吧
294
00:19:40,753 --> 00:19:43,295
那不是更笨？錢會貶值的嘛！
295
00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:46,920
才那一點點利息！怎麼不做點生意？
296
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,920
你有甚麼好提議呀？
297
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,545
這些東西你不要問我！
298
00:19:50,545 --> 00:19:53,878
免得連朋友也沒得做
最怕做這些中間人的了
299
00:19:54,378 --> 00:19:56,253
我有個朋友最近移民
300
00:19:56,253 --> 00:19:59,920
有間私人俱樂部打算招頂
301
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,337
那種生意我不太懂呀
302
00:20:01,337 --> 00:20:03,878
不用懂得，很簡單而已
303
00:20:03,878 --> 00:20:06,545
沿用他們的班底去管理那間公司
304
00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:09,587
最重要是找個靠得住的人去管賬
305
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:12,045
那間俱樂部的生意其實不錯的
306
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,545
我朋友要不是移民也不會頂讓出來
307
00:20:14,795 --> 00:20:17,628
一百萬頂手費，一百萬流動資金
308
00:20:18,587 --> 00:20:20,128
如果你真有誠意的話
309
00:20:20,128 --> 00:20:21,878
我出一百萬，一人一半
310
00:20:22,753 --> 00:20:25,212
一百萬也不是大數目，不過…
311
00:20:25,212 --> 00:20:26,337
信不過我？
312
00:20:27,587 --> 00:20:28,920
賬目由你管吧？
313
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:39,128
陳太太，甚麼時候來一場竹戰呀？
314
00:20:39,128 --> 00:20:40,753
好呀好呀，甚麼時候也可以啦！
315
00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:41,837
招呼一下那一邊吧
316
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,378
很久不見你來這兒了，陳先生
317
00:20:51,503 --> 00:20:53,253
怎麼怎麼？賺還是虧本呀？
318
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:56,253
扣除全部開支，純利十萬
319
00:20:56,253 --> 00:20:58,420
嘩！真棒！
320
00:20:58,587 --> 00:21:00,628
任先生，看看這幾款合不合胃口
321
00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:03,170
攪甚麼嘛？你怎做部長的？
322
00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:04,878
這些菜怎吃得進口的？
323
00:21:06,045 --> 00:21:07,670
你想吃壞我的朋友嗎？
324
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:10,295
對不起任先生
我再寫過幾味小菜給你審閱
325
00:21:10,295 --> 00:21:13,378
Honey，你別生氣嘛，會氣壞身體的
326
00:21:13,378 --> 00:21:14,545
不生氣才怪！
327
00:21:14,545 --> 00:21:15,295
乖，先喝杯茶吧
328
00:21:15,295 --> 00:21:18,337
明明知道你不愛吃雞，還寫大雞三味
329
00:21:18,337 --> 00:21:19,503
先喝杯茶吧
330
00:21:20,253 --> 00:21:21,878
順一順氣啊！
331
00:21:21,878 --> 00:21:23,170
已經順了！
332
00:21:23,795 --> 00:21:25,378
你娘的！
333
00:21:26,545 --> 00:21:27,962
那一個是誰呀？
334
00:21:28,545 --> 00:21:30,003
別這樣子看着他！
335
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:33,628
任先生嘛，是富家子
336
00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:36,920
上個月跟船王的女兒結了婚而已
337
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,420
他的樣子好像是同性戀呀
338
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:41,753
甚麼像呀？簡直就是！
339
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:43,545
而且是ACDC哩
340
00:21:43,545 --> 00:21:45,378
我的鼻子有沒有成龍一半的大呀？
341
00:21:45,378 --> 00:21:47,045
你想得美！
342
00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:50,587
他老婆經常
被他打得像死狗一樣，你說多淒涼！
343
00:21:50,587 --> 00:21:51,962
怎樣他這份人這麼壞！
344
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,878
蛇仔偉！過來吧！
345
00:21:54,128 --> 00:21:55,753
快點過來吧！
346
00:21:55,753 --> 00:21:58,045
待會他摸我屁股你要快過來救我
347
00:21:58,045 --> 00:22:00,212
喂！
348
00:22:00,212 --> 00:22:02,628
Hello，怎麼那麼久也不來探我？
349
00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:05,670
你坐那麼遠幹嗎？那麼生疏！
350
00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:07,170
死相
351
00:22:07,795 --> 00:22:10,295
那個壞蛋呀，我以後也不想再見到他呀
352
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,462
我要他在我面前立刻消失呀！
353
00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:15,878
別生氣別生氣，當給我面子
354
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,837
任公子，怎麼不來搓麻將？
355
00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:23,420
哼！你們的賭注
小得可憐，都不適合我！
356
00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:24,670
想打大一點？
357
00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:26,128
我跟你揍牌搭子吧？
358
00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:28,837
不過我習慣打一二千的
有沒有這種搭子呀？
359
00:22:28,837 --> 00:22:30,962
任公子開得口，一定有的！
360
00:22:32,128 --> 00:22:34,045
明天替你揍一枱豪賭牌搭子
361
00:22:36,753 --> 00:22:39,670
你攪甚麼嘛？
要我跟他打十萬元一底的麻將？
362
00:22:39,670 --> 00:22:42,212
你不用怕呀，他一定輸的！
363
00:22:42,212 --> 00:22:43,212
怎麼會呢？
364
00:22:43,212 --> 00:22:45,128
總之我有辦法令到他一定輸
365
00:22:45,628 --> 00:22:47,378
噢！那是出老千！
366
00:22:47,378 --> 00:22:48,920
不是出老千，是教訓他而已
367
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,670
這個二世祖的所作所為
我一向看不順眼的了
368
00:22:52,295 --> 00:22:53,962
你千萬別以為那些錢是進我們口袋的
369
00:22:53,962 --> 00:22:55,045
我打算捐給公益金
370
00:22:55,045 --> 00:22:57,378
那間接替他積點陰德而已
371
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,170
我不懂出老千的
我亦不可以出老千的！
372
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,003
我知道，我知道你不懂
373
00:23:02,003 --> 00:23:03,962
我會叫我師姐「雀霸」出馬
374
00:23:04,587 --> 00:23:05,420
「雀霸」？
375
00:23:13,795 --> 00:23:16,837
喂…賣菜婆，下午打麻雀吧？
376
00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:18,878
不要了，最近逢打必輸哩
377
00:23:19,587 --> 00:23:21,003
你那份跟我一半
378
00:23:21,003 --> 00:23:23,003
我那份又跟你一半，不就行嗎？
379
00:23:23,003 --> 00:23:24,087
那是甚麼意思？
380
00:23:24,087 --> 00:23:26,920
因為到時你給我鬆章，我又給你鬆章
381
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,878
想不贏也難了！
382
00:23:28,878 --> 00:23:30,337
對呀！
383
00:23:30,337 --> 00:23:31,503
但別告訴別人呀
384
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,337
喂，豬肉佬，下午搓麻將吧？
385
00:23:34,337 --> 00:23:37,962
你逗起我的麻將蟲在跳舞哩！
386
00:23:37,962 --> 00:23:40,712
喂！你那份跟我一人一半
我那份又跟你一半
387
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:41,587
為什麼？
388
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,628
你可以鬆章給我，我又可以鬆章給你嘛
389
00:23:44,628 --> 00:23:45,378
好呀好呀！
390
00:23:45,378 --> 00:23:46,795
不過呢，別告訴別人啊！
391
00:23:46,795 --> 00:23:47,837
當然啦！
392
00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:49,587
下午來我家打麻將吧？
393
00:23:49,587 --> 00:23:52,170
這樣吧，你那份跟我一半
我那份又跟你一半
394
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,087
-你鬆章給我，我又鬆章給你
-好呀！
395
00:23:54,087 --> 00:23:55,045
喂，但千萬別告訴別人啊！
396
00:23:55,045 --> 00:23:55,920
知道了！
397
00:23:58,628 --> 00:24:02,087
和三個人串通，就是如果我輸了三千呢
398
00:24:02,087 --> 00:24:04,712
他們三個每人就要給我一千五百
399
00:24:04,712 --> 00:24:06,712
那麼總共收回四千五百元
400
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:09,462
然後他們贏了的那一份呢，我有一半
401
00:24:09,462 --> 00:24:13,712
當他們平均一人一千
那是說每人要再給我五百
402
00:24:13,712 --> 00:24:15,212
總共有一千五百
403
00:24:15,212 --> 00:24:18,295
加起剛才的四千五，一共有六千！
404
00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:22,045
我輸得愈多，等於贏得愈多！
405
00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:26,087
這個點子恐怕是舉世無雙吧了？
406
00:24:28,545 --> 00:24:29,503
一索
407
00:24:30,212 --> 00:24:32,628
食糊要分三份給別人的，不要了！
408
00:24:34,503 --> 00:24:37,462
呸！真折福！自摸哩！
409
00:24:38,462 --> 00:24:39,795
六筒
410
00:24:40,295 --> 00:24:44,587
六筒獨獨？上呀，打四萬
411
00:24:45,753 --> 00:24:46,837
三筒
412
00:24:53,462 --> 00:24:54,212
三筒
413
00:24:54,212 --> 00:24:57,045
獨獨三筒也有得上哩，五萬
414
00:24:57,045 --> 00:25:01,337
葉太太
明知道他做筒子牌，該守一下嘛
415
00:25:01,337 --> 00:25:02,753
住口嘛
416
00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:04,712
一萬呀！
417
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,795
小心筒子呀！
418
00:25:08,003 --> 00:25:08,587
東
419
00:25:08,587 --> 00:25:11,753
糊啦！混一色筒子四番
420
00:25:11,753 --> 00:25:13,837
攪甚麼嘛？這個生章怎能打呀？
421
00:25:13,837 --> 00:25:16,920
生甚麼呢？
我有三個嘛！誰知他獨吃東？
422
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,795
打得對！
423
00:25:17,795 --> 00:25:19,045
攪甚麼嘛？
424
00:25:19,045 --> 00:25:20,878
給錢啦！
425
00:25:20,878 --> 00:25:22,087
真是的！
426
00:25:26,545 --> 00:25:27,503
七萬
427
00:25:27,503 --> 00:25:28,628
上
428
00:25:29,670 --> 00:25:31,003
一索
429
00:25:31,003 --> 00:25:32,170
-五筒
-碰
430
00:25:33,295 --> 00:25:34,462
七索
431
00:25:38,253 --> 00:25:40,003
-三索
-碰
432
00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:40,920
六索呀
433
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:46,795
四萬吧
434
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:48,628
我又上了
435
00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:54,545
把中章都打完了，變了十三么哩
436
00:25:55,045 --> 00:25:56,253
一索
437
00:25:56,628 --> 00:25:59,212
一糊了便要賠三家，無論如何也不吃！
438
00:25:59,212 --> 00:26:00,170
九筒
439
00:26:00,170 --> 00:26:01,503
忍忍忍…
440
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:03,628
一萬
441
00:26:07,587 --> 00:26:10,045
活見鬼了，自摸了，不吃！
442
00:26:10,045 --> 00:26:14,462
碰！大三元對對糊，三辣呀
443
00:26:15,337 --> 00:26:17,753
-這次該到我吃了吧？
-這樣你都打的
444
00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:24,545
七萬
445
00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:28,378
糊啦！糊七萬
一四七萬三飛三辣呀！給錢…
446
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,003
那麼好牌的！
447
00:26:32,545 --> 00:26:33,587
六筒
448
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:37,295
吃糊！三六九清一色
449
00:26:37,295 --> 00:26:38,253
-謝謝…
-怎攪的？
450
00:26:38,253 --> 00:26:39,003
這個也有得吃哩？！
451
00:26:39,003 --> 00:26:40,295
給錢給錢…
452
00:26:42,337 --> 00:26:42,920
七索
453
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,837
吃糊，吃七索三辣呀，給錢吧
454
00:26:47,295 --> 00:26:49,170
沒錢了，先欠着可以吧？
455
00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:50,795
好，先記數吧
456
00:26:50,795 --> 00:26:51,878
你還欠我的
457
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:52,837
知道了！
458
00:26:52,837 --> 00:26:54,795
你做做好心鬆鬆章給她嘛！
459
00:26:54,795 --> 00:26:55,587
對呀！
460
00:26:55,587 --> 00:26:57,628
我不斷的鬆章了，她要不到而已
461
00:26:57,628 --> 00:27:00,003
我運氣真不好呀！
462
00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:06,837
清一色三辣！終於給我吃糊了！
463
00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:09,212
好呀…終於也吃一次了
464
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:12,670
慘了！原來吃八索呀！活見鬼了
465
00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:15,045
炸糊賠三家的呀！
466
00:27:15,337 --> 00:27:17,170
不要緊，不要緊…再打再打…
467
00:27:17,170 --> 00:27:18,295
是呀，再打
468
00:27:18,295 --> 00:27:20,587
不行，數目要分明嘛，一定要賠的！
469
00:27:20,587 --> 00:27:21,712
由他去吧，不要緊的！
470
00:27:21,712 --> 00:27:23,753
不行呀不行，一定要的！
471
00:27:24,462 --> 00:27:25,878
由她賠吧
472
00:27:30,378 --> 00:27:31,962
我欠你多少呀？
473
00:27:31,962 --> 00:27:33,753
噢，一二八而已
474
00:27:34,503 --> 00:27:35,462
我欠你多少呀？
475
00:27:35,462 --> 00:27:36,337
一九六呀
476
00:27:36,337 --> 00:27:37,753
我也一六零呀
477
00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:44,337
葉太太，你沒事吧？
478
00:27:44,337 --> 00:27:48,753
姐姐！姐姐哮喘呀，先扶她進去吧
479
00:27:49,295 --> 00:27:50,253
來，快點
480
00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:52,003
讓她躺下休息一下吧
481
00:27:53,212 --> 00:27:54,003
先休息一下吧
482
00:27:54,003 --> 00:27:55,670
姐姐，吃顆藥丸先休息一下吧
483
00:27:55,878 --> 00:27:57,545
我出去代你打吧
484
00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,253
好呀好呀…
485
00:28:02,045 --> 00:28:04,753
我自摸三辣呀姐姐！
486
00:28:09,003 --> 00:28:12,545
姐姐，我又吃三辣，起死回生呀！
487
00:28:12,545 --> 00:28:14,337
慘了，我慘了！
488
00:28:16,003 --> 00:28:16,587
喂！
489
00:28:16,587 --> 00:28:19,628
喂，師姐嗎？先別喘氣嘛
490
00:28:19,628 --> 00:28:21,545
明晚有個水魚在等我們去宰呀！
491
00:28:21,545 --> 00:28:24,170
姐姐，天糊呀！
492
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:25,962
天呀！
493
00:28:28,753 --> 00:28:32,253
這個二世祖，我們最好安排他坐我下家
494
00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:35,253
偉仔坐我對面，你坐在我上家
495
00:28:35,253 --> 00:28:38,795
我就負責吃糊，你們兩個負責供應
496
00:28:38,795 --> 00:28:40,295
我怎知你要甚麼牌呀？
497
00:28:40,295 --> 00:28:42,128
所以就要教你手令了
498
00:28:43,170 --> 00:28:46,795
如果我由下至上摸，表示要上牌
499
00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:49,420
由上至下摸，就表示要碰牌
500
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:51,920
如果我把牌摸回來之後拍在枱上
501
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,128
就表示叫糊了
502
00:28:53,128 --> 00:28:55,378
但我怎知你叫甚麼糊呀？
503
00:28:55,378 --> 00:28:57,128
你就要注意我的右手了
504
00:28:57,128 --> 00:29:01,628
如果我把牌打出去
手收回來握一個拳狀的
505
00:29:01,628 --> 00:29:03,045
就表示叫筒子
506
00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:05,920
如果我把手指伸直的，就叫索子
507
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,295
把手放下就表示叫萬子了
508
00:29:10,003 --> 00:29:12,212
然後你便要留意我的左手了
509
00:29:12,712 --> 00:29:16,295
當我食指跟中指分開，即表示叫一四七
510
00:29:16,295 --> 00:29:18,795
如果中指跟無名指分開即叫二五八
511
00:29:18,795 --> 00:29:20,587
尾指分開即叫三六九
512
00:29:20,587 --> 00:29:23,295
假如只叫一索一筒一萬呢？
513
00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,545
你可以留意我左手的大拇指了
514
00:29:25,545 --> 00:29:27,670
當我的食指及中指分開
515
00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:29,753
而拇指點在食指指尖
516
00:29:29,753 --> 00:29:31,128
那就是叫一
517
00:29:31,128 --> 00:29:34,462
第二節呢，就叫四，第三節呢叫七
518
00:29:34,462 --> 00:29:35,962
如此類推，明白沒有？
519
00:29:35,962 --> 00:29:37,253
那麼叫番子呢？
520
00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:40,170
如果叫番子呢，當我自己摸回來的牌
521
00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:42,503
放在最左手邊，即是叫紅中
522
00:29:42,503 --> 00:29:45,003
放在一二之間呢，就叫發財
523
00:29:45,003 --> 00:29:47,712
二三之間呢，就叫白板
524
00:29:47,712 --> 00:29:50,587
相反來說，放在最右手邊的就是叫東
525
00:29:50,587 --> 00:29:52,503
一二之間叫南
526
00:29:52,503 --> 00:29:54,462
二三之間叫西
527
00:29:54,462 --> 00:29:57,378
三四之間呢，即是叫北了
528
00:29:58,212 --> 00:29:59,628
我完全明白！
529
00:30:00,128 --> 00:30:01,753
好！我考考你
530
00:30:04,420 --> 00:30:05,837
你要上牌
531
00:30:07,962 --> 00:30:09,170
要筒子
532
00:30:10,503 --> 00:30:11,753
要三筒
533
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:13,378
聰明女
534
00:30:13,878 --> 00:30:17,962
不過，如果手氣不好，拿不到好牌的
535
00:30:17,962 --> 00:30:19,712
懂手令也沒用啦！
536
00:30:20,170 --> 00:30:22,212
懂「洗牌疊」便有用了
537
00:30:22,212 --> 00:30:23,253
「洗牌疊」？
538
00:30:23,253 --> 00:30:24,378
沒錯！
539
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,962
當你洗牌的時候
趁着還有不少牌是打開的
540
00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:32,378
就要快點排好八隻筒子、索子或萬子
541
00:30:32,378 --> 00:30:36,212
這八隻牌呢
老千的術語就叫「生活」了
542
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:41,337
一定要將這八隻生活
控制在兩隻手掌之下
543
00:30:41,337 --> 00:30:44,045
必須要靈活一點
不然很容易便會被人試穿
544
00:30:44,045 --> 00:30:48,087
一定要做得很自然
也許將這八隻牌推出去
545
00:30:48,087 --> 00:30:52,795
然後推回來，左手交右手，右手交左手
546
00:30:52,795 --> 00:30:57,087
交來交去
這麼純熟的手法，不容易學的
547
00:30:57,545 --> 00:31:01,587
將八隻生活放在六七位和十四十五位
548
00:31:01,587 --> 00:31:04,128
無論誰做莊或者打什麼骰也好
549
00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:06,128
只有我跟對家才可以拿到的
550
00:31:06,128 --> 00:31:08,920
其餘那兩家只有拿散的吧了
551
00:31:09,712 --> 00:31:12,170
那你拿到的機會豈不只有四分一？
552
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:15,212
但如果我是做莊，機會是百分之一百
553
00:31:15,212 --> 00:31:15,920
為什麼？
554
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,170
因為師姐可以控制一般的點數嘛
555
00:31:28,712 --> 00:31:31,670
這一回那二世祖想不捐公益金也難了！
556
00:32:20,378 --> 00:32:21,837
上二筒
557
00:32:22,545 --> 00:32:23,545
西
558
00:32:24,795 --> 00:32:26,337
-九萬
-碰
559
00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:29,295
三索
560
00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:30,087
碰
561
00:32:31,295 --> 00:32:32,045
八萬
562
00:32:32,045 --> 00:32:33,295
碰
563
00:32:37,628 --> 00:32:38,212
西
564
00:32:38,212 --> 00:32:40,128
她叫糊，叫東
565
00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:42,170
六筒
566
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:45,378
二萬
567
00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:51,128
東！東呀…
568
00:32:53,253 --> 00:32:54,337
是南呀！
569
00:32:58,420 --> 00:32:59,337
東
570
00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:01,878
她轉叫萬子
571
00:33:03,212 --> 00:33:05,045
叫一四七萬
572
00:33:06,545 --> 00:33:07,795
好，北！
573
00:33:09,878 --> 00:33:10,503
一萬
574
00:33:10,503 --> 00:33:13,503
糊了！清一色三辣！
575
00:33:14,878 --> 00:33:18,420
不知是真的還是假的，那麼旺！
576
00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:49,462
糟了！是甚麼意思呢？她沒有教過的！
577
00:33:53,587 --> 00:33:54,628
四萬
578
00:33:54,628 --> 00:33:55,795
我碰
579
00:33:56,753 --> 00:33:57,378
北呀
580
00:33:57,378 --> 00:33:58,295
碰碰碰
581
00:33:59,087 --> 00:33:59,712
九萬
582
00:33:59,712 --> 00:34:02,337
又碰，真棒！西
583
00:34:02,337 --> 00:34:03,128
碰
584
00:34:04,003 --> 00:34:04,795
四筒
585
00:34:04,795 --> 00:34:05,878
碰呀！
586
00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:07,545
南
587
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:08,837
碰！
588
00:34:10,003 --> 00:34:12,420
大四喜，包東呀
589
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:18,503
哎吔，我摸了一個東哩，不過我不打！
590
00:34:19,295 --> 00:34:20,420
不服氣呀？
591
00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:33,378
真不好意思哩！大四喜自摸東呀！
592
00:34:33,378 --> 00:34:37,253
你奶奶的！真邪！我呸…
593
00:34:37,253 --> 00:34:40,128
我先來翹一個圈！邪死你！
594
00:34:42,712 --> 00:34:45,378
我呸我呸…
595
00:34:45,378 --> 00:34:47,795
你不是這樣對我嘛？任公子
596
00:34:50,337 --> 00:34:51,462
等一等！
597
00:34:52,962 --> 00:34:54,795
邪死了，過兩疊牌子
598
00:35:00,962 --> 00:35:03,087
那些好牌全都在我手裏
599
00:35:12,295 --> 00:35:16,420
我要上牌，噢了，我要碰牌
600
00:35:16,878 --> 00:35:18,295
也不是我要叫糊！
601
00:35:20,045 --> 00:35:21,170
不是不是…
602
00:35:21,170 --> 00:35:22,878
不是甚麼呀？
603
00:35:22,878 --> 00:35:23,753
沒甚麼！
604
00:35:23,753 --> 00:35:25,837
小姐呀，打牌吧
605
00:35:33,503 --> 00:35:36,003
慘了，我忘了怎麼放呀
606
00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:38,003
對了，手放在大腿上
607
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,462
Honey，你的是大牌呢？那麼緊張！
608
00:35:46,462 --> 00:35:48,878
Honey，到你摸牌了
609
00:35:48,878 --> 00:35:49,837
謝謝
610
00:35:52,337 --> 00:35:53,503
五萬
611
00:36:00,878 --> 00:36:03,712
嚇死我了！不怕不怕…
612
00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:05,795
發財碰呀！碰…
613
00:36:08,087 --> 00:36:09,378
五萬
614
00:36:09,712 --> 00:36:10,837
等一等！
615
00:36:17,962 --> 00:36:19,253
沒事了
616
00:36:20,462 --> 00:36:21,378
四萬
617
00:36:22,045 --> 00:36:23,170
等一等
618
00:36:30,170 --> 00:36:31,128
沒事了
619
00:36:31,128 --> 00:36:32,295
那摸牌吧
620
00:36:34,795 --> 00:36:35,837
北
621
00:36:38,503 --> 00:36:39,170
六萬
622
00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:41,670
吃糊了吃糊了，清一色呀
623
00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:45,545
截糊截糊…處男開苞，第一次吃糊
624
00:36:45,545 --> 00:36:50,545
任公子呀，你看看
五七七呀，你吃炸糊了
625
00:36:50,545 --> 00:36:52,587
位位賠三辣！
626
00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:56,295
去！那麼倒霉！不好玩的，不玩了
627
00:36:56,295 --> 00:36:58,087
喂，任公子，怎麼牌品那麼壞呀？
628
00:36:58,087 --> 00:36:59,962
四圈還沒有打完，不報仇嗎？
629
00:37:00,295 --> 00:37:01,753
已經輸光了，怎玩呀？
630
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:02,837
先借給你吧？
631
00:37:05,087 --> 00:37:07,628
好！我要借一百萬，我要收復失地
632
00:37:07,628 --> 00:37:09,253
沒問題，出一出來吧
633
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,337
出來呀！
634
00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:15,003
為甚麼要借一百萬給他呀？
635
00:37:15,003 --> 00:37:17,712
放鬆點放鬆點…深呼吸，會沒事的！
636
00:37:17,712 --> 00:37:18,878
來
637
00:37:19,128 --> 00:37:20,670
集中記着我們這次的目標是甚麼
638
00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:23,670
幫人做善事，公益金
幫人做善事，公益金
639
00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:25,337
你不用怕他會跑路呀，他家裏錢多的是
640
00:37:25,337 --> 00:37:27,128
必要時印個指模也行
641
00:37:28,587 --> 00:37:31,170
我剛才已怕得出冷汗了
642
00:37:31,170 --> 00:37:33,795
我知我知。我師姐的牌章你也看到的
643
00:37:33,795 --> 00:37:37,462
兩個回合便回頭了
輕輕便為公益金多籌一百萬
644
00:37:37,462 --> 00:37:38,795
何樂而不為呢？
645
00:37:40,045 --> 00:37:43,128
但我這輩子第一次騙人，我很害怕呀
646
00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:45,795
我這輩子也是
第一次騙人，我比你更怕呀
647
00:37:45,795 --> 00:37:48,545
記着，幫人做善事，公益金！
648
00:37:48,545 --> 00:37:50,045
拿錢，我在外面等你
649
00:37:53,712 --> 00:37:55,628
-錢，快拿到了，到了
-那麼久的！我走啦！
650
00:37:55,628 --> 00:37:59,087
看看看，一說便到了，對不？
651
00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:03,545
-是甚麼玩意呀？
-循例手續而已
652
00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:06,295
-那是信不過我啦？
-怎會不信你呢？
653
00:38:06,295 --> 00:38:07,670
來簽個名字
654
00:38:08,712 --> 00:38:10,878
抹抹手吧，埋位子吧
655
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,462
快點嘛，你個三八真慢！
656
00:38:15,878 --> 00:38:16,628
三萬
657
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,253
我糊啦
658
00:38:18,253 --> 00:38:19,420
清一色三辣
659
00:38:19,420 --> 00:38:20,503
你算厲害了
660
00:38:20,503 --> 00:38:23,753
我三隻三萬，絕章你也能吃！
661
00:38:23,753 --> 00:38:27,212
人家說波大沒腦子，你好像波大有運哩
662
00:38:31,878 --> 00:38:32,753
四索
663
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:35,503
-我又吃了，清一色三辣
-你會不會打牌的？
664
00:38:35,503 --> 00:38:38,128
五索不打打四索？叉死你！
665
00:38:39,087 --> 00:38:40,378
給錢吧！
666
00:38:40,378 --> 00:38:44,378
死三八！欺負我？
你兩個是不是串通的呀？
667
00:38:44,378 --> 00:38:47,712
九章呀，要包牌的
668
00:38:47,712 --> 00:38:50,628
我偏不信邪，我才不信你旺得那個樣子
669
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:53,045
絕章獨獨七筒也有哩！
670
00:38:53,045 --> 00:38:56,045
攪甚麼呀？筒子對對糊也不及你！
671
00:38:56,045 --> 00:38:57,628
謝了…給錢給錢…
672
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,170
真倒霉呀！
673
00:39:06,587 --> 00:39:08,795
你出老千！死三八，你出老千？
674
00:39:08,795 --> 00:39:10,878
你幹嘛，想非禮呀？我叫的呀！
675
00:39:10,878 --> 00:39:13,128
非禮？大家是「姊妹」
非禮你又如何？
676
00:39:13,128 --> 00:39:14,837
非禮你，非禮你
677
00:39:14,837 --> 00:39:16,128
幹嘛呀？
678
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,253
你幹嘛捏我？我跟你拼命！
679
00:39:20,253 --> 00:39:22,420
任公子…任公子…
680
00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:26,878
沒事，沒事…大家先出去，沒事了
681
00:39:27,837 --> 00:39:30,045
你還說沒事？你看看！
682
00:39:30,337 --> 00:39:31,045
看甚麼？
683
00:39:31,045 --> 00:39:32,295
錢都沒有了！
684
00:39:32,295 --> 00:39:34,712
那三八婆我是不認識，一切由你負責
685
00:39:34,712 --> 00:39:35,628
我自己的錢都輸光呀
686
00:39:35,628 --> 00:39:37,087
剛才借的一百萬不算
687
00:39:37,087 --> 00:39:39,462
輸了的二十萬你要還給我！
688
00:39:39,462 --> 00:39:40,253
-我一時間那兒去
-我不管
689
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:41,045
找那麼多錢給你呀？
690
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,045
我限你一天之內全部還給我
691
00:39:43,045 --> 00:39:46,170
不然我找舅舅告你！呸！
692
00:39:53,795 --> 00:39:54,837
怎會這樣子的？
693
00:39:54,837 --> 00:39:56,212
是呀，怎會這樣子的呢？
694
00:39:56,712 --> 00:39:59,045
就算拆穿了也沒理由一個人溜走嘛
695
00:39:59,045 --> 00:40:01,128
你放心，我去抓那三八婆回來
696
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:10,087
金勞力士 伯爵，蕭邦 卡地亞…
697
00:40:10,753 --> 00:40:13,712
去幾次大富豪恐怕也會腳軟了吧？
698
00:40:14,128 --> 00:40:21,337
傻瓜！巴黎、紐約
倫敦、羅馬、全都游一遊
699
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:26,295
這號碼不錯哩 654321
700
00:40:27,378 --> 00:40:29,128
不會給偽鈔那麼老套吧？
701
00:40:31,003 --> 00:40:32,295
果然！
702
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:44,920
你這三八婆下流得用偽鈔來耍我
703
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,462
我蚊仔偉出來
混這麼多年從來未被人耍過的
704
00:40:47,462 --> 00:40:48,837
快點把那一百萬借據拿出來
705
00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:51,045
不然把你打得
連你娘也認不出你！我告訴你
706
00:40:51,045 --> 00:40:52,670
別用這鬼東西指着我！
707
00:40:53,462 --> 00:40:55,295
嘩，大哥，你用支槍來指着我嗎？
708
00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:59,170
有事慢慢說，小心走火呀！我怕槍的
709
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:02,087
真的！剛才我是衝動了一點，但是…
710
00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:03,878
每一個人在這種情形
都應該衝動的，對不？
711
00:41:06,087 --> 00:41:07,795
是你串通兩個人來騙我
712
00:41:10,337 --> 00:41:12,712
你說我用偽鈔來騙我？有什麼證據？
713
00:41:12,712 --> 00:41:14,795
聽說我還有幾疊偽鈔，沒事了…
714
00:41:14,795 --> 00:41:18,837
有人見到你們出老千
有人看到你的人把錢拿走
715
00:41:19,253 --> 00:41:22,462
榮哥就是人證，這張借據，這是物證
716
00:41:22,503 --> 00:41:24,170
上面還有你朋友的指模
717
00:41:24,670 --> 00:41:26,628
我告到去英女皇也要告你！
718
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,503
也有人情說的吧？
719
00:41:31,503 --> 00:41:35,753
沒商量
我給你一個星期把一百萬還給我
720
00:41:36,045 --> 00:41:38,170
不然的話，法庭見，榮哥送客
721
00:41:38,170 --> 00:41:41,587
你也顧念大家是同行…不用拔槍！
722
00:41:42,712 --> 00:41:46,878
看不出你這人
真的那麼絕！絕不動拔槍！操！
723
00:41:51,087 --> 00:41:52,712
不要拔呀！
724
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:58,712
這是五百萬你收下吧
725
00:41:59,003 --> 00:42:00,253
我不可以接受的
726
00:42:00,378 --> 00:42:02,837
沒有經費你的孤兒院怎麼開得成呀？
727
00:42:02,837 --> 00:42:05,670
這不是給你的
是給那些戰亂後的孤兒的
728
00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:06,545
收下吧！
729
00:42:06,545 --> 00:42:07,753
還是不可以的
730
00:42:08,337 --> 00:42:11,920
還是不要太固執吧，你是個世家子弟
731
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,420
若不是打仗
你也不需要一個人流落在香港
732
00:42:15,878 --> 00:42:19,962
當初我認識你的時候還以為你是個騙徒
733
00:42:20,670 --> 00:42:25,462
想不到你有偉大的情操，你就收下吧
734
00:42:26,837 --> 00:42:32,045
當你復國的時候
我就可以飛來跟你相宿相棲了
735
00:42:39,003 --> 00:42:43,295
大哥！找到你真好了，我們失手了
736
00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:45,003
讓那臭三八騙了我們兩百萬呀
737
00:42:45,003 --> 00:42:46,878
這次你無論如何
也要幫我們出千騙回那些錢
738
00:42:46,878 --> 00:42:47,462
真他媽的！
739
00:42:47,462 --> 00:42:48,587
出千？
740
00:42:48,837 --> 00:42:51,670
先生，我不認識你呀
741
00:42:55,962 --> 00:42:57,587
對不起，認錯人！盲人，認錯人呀…
742
00:42:57,587 --> 00:42:59,712
大哥你怎泊車的？你車子礙着我卸貨呀
743
00:42:59,712 --> 00:43:01,962
我還以為你有高尚的情操
744
00:43:01,962 --> 00:43:03,878
原來你竟然是個騙徒！
745
00:43:03,878 --> 00:43:05,670
-小姐！給我個機會
-放開我
746
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:08,503
-我真不認識他的！
-瞎的也可以開車嗎？騙徒！
747
00:43:10,670 --> 00:43:13,337
大哥你看見了，我已盡全力挽回的了
748
00:43:16,045 --> 00:43:19,212
大哥，孝順你補身的
749
00:43:19,795 --> 00:43:20,587
大哥
750
00:43:20,587 --> 00:43:22,253
你知不知道我花了
兩個月時間在那寡婦身上？
751
00:43:22,253 --> 00:43:23,753
她老公是買白粉的
752
00:43:23,753 --> 00:43:25,712
我想騙她的錢做善事呀
753
00:43:25,712 --> 00:43:28,920
而你兩句說話便砸了呀小弟！
754
00:43:32,212 --> 00:43:33,545
這一頓算我的
755
00:43:34,295 --> 00:43:35,212
吃什麼？
756
00:43:36,753 --> 00:43:38,878
平時可不見你們來探我
757
00:43:38,878 --> 00:43:41,295
現在你們倒霉極了卻來找我
758
00:43:42,045 --> 00:43:46,253
人家人證物證都有
你還笨得連指模都印了
759
00:43:46,253 --> 00:43:49,295
告上法庭呀，死定了
760
00:43:49,295 --> 00:43:51,878
我們怎知那個妞這麼厲害！
761
00:43:52,337 --> 00:43:55,253
大哥，我想這次要你親自出馬才行了
762
00:43:57,462 --> 00:44:02,295
來嘛，大哥大
幫幫忙嘛，來嘛，大哥大
763
00:44:02,295 --> 00:44:03,587
好了，“大波大”
764
00:44:04,962 --> 00:44:06,837
蘇小姐，有位任先生找你
765
00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:07,920
叫他進來吧
766
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,962
任先生
767
00:44:10,628 --> 00:44:12,628
怎麼蛇仔偉不敢現身嗎？
768
00:44:13,003 --> 00:44:16,170
哼！我想你們也是沒錢還的了
769
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:18,628
你叫阿偉簽了這一份股權轉讓書
770
00:44:18,628 --> 00:44:20,628
把俱樂部一半股份都給我
771
00:44:20,878 --> 00:44:22,003
大家就算扯平吧
772
00:44:22,503 --> 00:44:25,045
你這是叫他血本無歸吧了？老實說
773
00:44:25,045 --> 00:44:27,420
欠單是由我簽的，應該由我來負責
774
00:44:27,420 --> 00:44:28,545
那麼你還錢吧
775
00:44:28,545 --> 00:44:30,503
錢我可沒有了，不過我有個辦法
776
00:44:30,503 --> 00:44:33,378
我有個表叔在美國回來了，是個呆瓜
777
00:44:33,378 --> 00:44:35,128
如果你肯合作跟我一塊兒去千他
778
00:44:35,128 --> 00:44:37,420
千來的錢我便可以全還給你了
779
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:38,753
我無興趣玩這種遊戲哩
780
00:44:38,753 --> 00:44:41,837
你就算拉我坐牢我也沒錢還的了
781
00:44:41,837 --> 00:44:43,670
你為什麼不肯跟我合作呢？
782
00:44:43,795 --> 00:44:45,503
那呆瓜現在就在下面
783
00:44:45,503 --> 00:44:48,045
在VIP房被幾個妞纏着找好處
784
00:44:48,045 --> 00:44:49,212
你就下去先看看樣辦嘛
785
00:44:49,212 --> 00:44:50,712
適合的你就跟我合作
786
00:44:50,712 --> 00:44:54,587
不適合的你便找人砍死我，就這麼簡單
787
00:44:56,087 --> 00:44:57,170
乾爹呀，開牌吧
788
00:44:57,170 --> 00:44:59,462
來了，來了，開啦開啦…
789
00:45:00,253 --> 00:45:02,920
嘩，怎麼你們個個都那麼大的！
790
00:45:03,128 --> 00:45:04,670
快開牌嘛
791
00:45:04,670 --> 00:45:06,128
你輸了，輸啦
792
00:45:06,128 --> 00:45:07,253
給錢啊，乾爹
793
00:45:07,253 --> 00:45:09,878
好！每個人都有！你的，你的…
794
00:45:09,878 --> 00:45:11,712
謝謝乾爹
795
00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:13,670
這一份是給你的
796
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:14,837
表叔
797
00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:16,503
來
798
00:45:17,545 --> 00:45:18,795
阿生
799
00:45:18,795 --> 00:45:21,420
讓我來介紹，這兒的老闆娘蘇小姐
800
00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:23,712
我表叔，王大富先生
801
00:45:23,753 --> 00:45:25,253
-你好
-噢，美女哩！
802
00:45:25,795 --> 00:45:26,962
美女陪我玩牌九吧？
803
00:45:26,962 --> 00:45:27,712
那不要浪費時間了
804
00:45:27,712 --> 00:45:29,003
-好呀好呀
-來吧來…
805
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,253
我的賭注很大的
806
00:45:32,878 --> 00:45:35,712
我喜歡大的，越大越好哩！
807
00:45:36,003 --> 00:45:39,253
我這皮箱雖然小一點
但也裝得下一百萬的
808
00:45:40,753 --> 00:45:42,337
王伯，誰來坐莊呢？
809
00:45:42,670 --> 00:45:45,920
別叫我王伯
叫我Thomas，我的洋名呀！
810
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,003
我洗牌很窩囊的，你來坐莊吧
811
00:45:48,003 --> 00:45:50,878
況且現在我的手忙得很哩！
812
00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:52,545
你想玩多大呀？
813
00:45:52,545 --> 00:45:53,753
十萬元一局吧
814
00:45:54,587 --> 00:45:56,920
乾爹你一定要贏她呀！
815
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,670
是呀，要贏多點呀，贏了要打賞我們呀
816
00:45:58,670 --> 00:46:00,962
好！一定打賞的，一定的
817
00:46:14,795 --> 00:46:16,128
看看是什麼牌吧
818
00:46:17,253 --> 00:46:18,837
這樣子嗎！
819
00:46:25,587 --> 00:46:28,503
慘了，輸了
820
00:46:29,462 --> 00:46:30,753
十萬元是你的
821
00:46:33,170 --> 00:46:35,337
沒得打賞了
822
00:46:35,837 --> 00:46:38,128
沒事，沒事…
823
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:19,253
怎麼？那麼快輸掉一百萬了？
824
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:20,337
十萬元先欠着
825
00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:21,545
這裏沒得欠的
826
00:47:21,545 --> 00:47:24,253
沒得欠？那先借着可以嗎？
827
00:47:24,253 --> 00:47:25,587
借都不可以呀
828
00:47:25,587 --> 00:47:28,295
喂，好了，算了，夠啦！
829
00:47:29,337 --> 00:47:31,253
好！你用什麼做抵押？
830
00:47:31,253 --> 00:47:33,920
不用抵押，我寫支票
831
00:47:34,003 --> 00:47:35,378
我們不收期票
832
00:47:35,378 --> 00:47:38,503
不是期票
是現金支票，cash cheque呀
833
00:47:38,503 --> 00:47:40,962
我想借一百一十萬呀美女
834
00:47:41,753 --> 00:47:43,878
乾爹真闊氣呀
835
00:47:45,295 --> 00:47:47,712
你以為我寫空頭支票嗎！
836
00:47:47,962 --> 00:47:51,920
阿三，替我打電話
去銀行找符經理聽電話
837
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:52,878
我替你打
838
00:47:54,628 --> 00:47:57,003
我打個噴嚏便丟了一百一十萬了
839
00:47:57,003 --> 00:48:00,003
現在問你借一百一十萬，你卻推三推四
840
00:48:00,003 --> 00:48:01,545
哎！真麻煩！
841
00:48:03,878 --> 00:48:05,045
永龍銀行
842
00:48:05,503 --> 00:48:07,295
麻煩找符經理
843
00:48:07,295 --> 00:48:08,503
請等等
844
00:48:08,712 --> 00:48:09,837
哪一位呀
845
00:48:09,837 --> 00:48:11,878
喂，請你等一等呀
846
00:48:14,795 --> 00:48:18,212
喂，符經理嗎！我是Thomas王呀
847
00:48:18,212 --> 00:48:24,170
麻煩你查一查我的戶口
XY53541997還存了多少錢
848
00:48:24,170 --> 00:48:26,378
好好，等一等吧王先生
849
00:48:30,212 --> 00:48:33,628
王先生，你的戶口還有五百萬呀
850
00:48:33,628 --> 00:48:36,962
甚麼五百萬嗎？謝謝你
851
00:48:38,087 --> 00:48:40,337
五百萬呀！
852
00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:45,170
好，我就把這兒的一百一十萬借給你
853
00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:48,212
這些錢不吉利的，拿別的出來吧
854
00:48:49,962 --> 00:48:50,962
榮哥
855
00:48:52,045 --> 00:48:53,920
去銀行拿一百一十萬出來
856
00:48:54,295 --> 00:48:55,253
好呀
857
00:48:58,795 --> 00:48:59,795
一百一十萬
858
00:48:59,795 --> 00:49:01,878
輸完又來玩過
859
00:49:01,878 --> 00:49:04,837
榮哥，乘現在銀行
還沒用關門，你去拿現錢
860
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:10,295
美女，一局我想玩刺激一點
861
00:49:10,295 --> 00:49:12,795
一局賭一百一十萬
862
00:49:14,170 --> 00:49:15,753
怎麼來個背城借一呀？
863
00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:19,128
還不算！我銀行還有四百萬嘛
864
00:49:19,128 --> 00:49:22,337
是呀！乾爹錢多的是！贏了打賞我們啊
865
00:49:22,337 --> 00:49:23,878
好，拼一拼吧
866
00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:26,628
拼嘛
867
00:49:34,045 --> 00:49:35,712
這一局我來搖骰子
868
00:49:38,878 --> 00:49:42,420
四呀，這一門，我的
869
00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:43,837
你的
870
00:50:03,378 --> 00:50:04,962
不錯呀！
871
00:50:14,795 --> 00:50:16,628
美女，開牌吧
872
00:50:17,003 --> 00:50:18,045
寶寶
873
00:50:20,295 --> 00:50:22,837
寶寶
874
00:50:23,545 --> 00:50:25,462
雙地，至尊
875
00:50:25,462 --> 00:50:27,837
這樣可不可以贏呢？
876
00:50:28,420 --> 00:50:32,170
真棒！乾爹真棒贏啦
877
00:50:40,337 --> 00:50:43,837
打擾了！不好意思
今天我贏不到你的錢
878
00:50:43,837 --> 00:50:46,670
你也贏不到我的錢，渾噩了一整天！
879
00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:50,212
我們去吃天九翅吧，美女們
880
00:50:54,337 --> 00:50:56,378
那些錢改天算帳OK！
881
00:51:06,045 --> 00:51:06,837
喂
882
00:51:06,837 --> 00:51:08,462
Susan，那支票是用褪色墨水寫的
883
00:51:08,462 --> 00:51:10,462
甚麼！褪色墨水？
884
00:51:10,462 --> 00:51:12,795
是呀，千萬別讓那老鬼走呀
885
00:51:18,837 --> 00:51:20,295
很對不起呀蘇小姐
886
00:51:21,337 --> 00:51:24,628
這兒一百萬，我想換回這兒的欠單
887
00:51:25,087 --> 00:51:27,962
大家也沒損失，算是打和吧
888
00:51:30,378 --> 00:51:31,753
原來你是鼎鼎大名的
889
00:51:31,753 --> 00:51:34,628
王上千先生，真是失敬了
890
00:51:35,378 --> 00:51:37,753
我平時怎去教你們的？
891
00:51:37,753 --> 00:51:41,628
我說要千
要千那些為富不仁作奸犯科的
892
00:51:41,628 --> 00:51:44,003
不是叫你們千兩個無知婦孺嘛
893
00:51:44,003 --> 00:51:46,795
大哥呀！這次不是無知婦孺呀！
894
00:51:46,795 --> 00:51:48,045
是千門厲害腳色呀！
895
00:51:48,045 --> 00:51:49,545
千同行也不對
896
00:51:50,295 --> 00:51:52,795
蘇小姐，倒不如我們聯手做件好事吧？
897
00:51:52,795 --> 00:51:54,087
甚麼好事呀？
898
00:51:54,087 --> 00:51:55,670
你今天沒看報紙嗎？
899
00:51:55,837 --> 00:51:58,420
今天又有人被高利貸迫至跳樓了
900
00:51:59,170 --> 00:52:03,670
我查清楚
這個高利貸集團的老闆叫龍在天
901
00:52:03,670 --> 00:52:07,962
這個人不單只殺人不見血
還吝嗇且好色
902
00:52:07,962 --> 00:52:09,962
是典型的石縫米
903
00:52:09,962 --> 00:52:12,295
先生，施捨一個發財錢吧
904
00:52:13,878 --> 00:52:17,378
如果我們合作對付他
肯定是為民除害大快人心
905
00:52:17,587 --> 00:52:20,003
而且他最大的缺點是好色
906
00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:24,253
他最近還想出鋒頭
舉辦一個泳衣小姐選美會
907
00:52:25,878 --> 00:52:29,503
多謝多謝
多謝洪利財務總裁龍在天先生
908
00:52:29,503 --> 00:52:31,545
今晚大會的主席，多謝
909
00:52:31,545 --> 00:52:33,837
坐下，坐下，開始吧
910
00:52:34,587 --> 00:52:37,503
先請91年泳衣小姐選美
911
00:52:37,503 --> 00:52:40,545
會首位參賽者吳紅小姐
912
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,837
二號翁紫
913
00:52:49,670 --> 00:52:51,962
三號陸泳媚
914
00:52:52,587 --> 00:52:54,503
四號陸泳媚
915
00:52:54,795 --> 00:52:56,837
五號利琍琍
916
00:52:59,378 --> 00:53:03,212
你的乾女兒呀，拍掌，拍掌…
917
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,795
六號馬美
918
00:53:14,753 --> 00:53:16,628
七號朱琍
919
00:53:17,045 --> 00:53:19,753
八號業美美
920
00:53:35,878 --> 00:53:38,128
超級乳娘！
921
00:53:50,962 --> 00:53:51,878
這個冠軍
922
00:53:51,878 --> 00:53:53,337
-不行
-為什麼不行？
923
00:53:53,337 --> 00:53:54,878
內定了是五號琍琍嘛
924
00:53:54,878 --> 00:53:57,503
你定還是我定？我定是八號寫吧
925
00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:03,295
九號，尹仁愛呀
926
00:54:04,337 --> 00:54:06,628
十號簡靜美呀
927
00:54:09,962 --> 00:54:12,462
他說是八號，八號啊，改吧
928
00:54:12,462 --> 00:54:13,920
知道了！
929
00:54:21,628 --> 00:54:23,462
在宣佈冠軍得主之前
930
00:54:23,462 --> 00:54:27,212
有請大會主席龍在天先生為我們頒獎
931
00:54:34,253 --> 00:54:35,837
冠軍就是
932
00:54:35,837 --> 00:54:37,128
八號嘛
933
00:54:40,170 --> 00:54:44,128
對，八號
龍先生永遠是對的嘛，好！真好！
934
00:54:44,128 --> 00:54:46,045
拍手，拍手…
935
00:54:46,253 --> 00:54:48,253
八號呀，八號真棒呀！
936
00:54:48,253 --> 00:54:50,587
內定是我的，有沒有弄錯？
937
00:55:09,087 --> 00:55:10,003
謝謝
938
00:55:12,545 --> 00:55:14,378
你還未吻我啊
939
00:55:27,378 --> 00:55:31,212
琍琍，坐在這兒，你坐這兒
940
00:55:31,212 --> 00:55:34,378
業小姐今次得獎真是實至名歸
941
00:55:34,378 --> 00:55:38,545
幸運吧了，以後還要龍先生多多照顧
942
00:55:38,545 --> 00:55:40,003
小意思吧…
943
00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:41,587
喝一杯吧
944
00:55:41,587 --> 00:55:45,920
你放心好了
有天哥照顧，侯賽思也無須怕
945
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,670
我們天哥在這裏的勢力很大的
946
00:55:48,670 --> 00:55:50,920
師爺基不要在吹牛了
947
00:55:51,253 --> 00:55:56,420
年紀呢是我最大
不過鄉里是你最大，其他呢？
948
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,628
當然是業小姐最大
949
00:55:59,170 --> 00:56:02,670
龍先生真會說笑，來，我們乾杯
950
00:56:03,087 --> 00:56:04,628
乾杯，乾杯…
951
00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:08,170
業小姐，賞面跟我跳舞嗎？
952
00:56:08,170 --> 00:56:10,795
好呀，叫我Mimi吧
953
00:56:10,795 --> 00:56:11,795
好
954
00:56:32,795 --> 00:56:35,128
對不起，有沒有撞傷你？
955
00:56:35,128 --> 00:56:36,878
沒事，沒事
956
00:56:36,878 --> 00:56:38,045
你呢？
957
00:56:38,462 --> 00:56:40,170
真壞…
958
00:56:50,462 --> 00:56:52,920
老淫蟲，摸完沒有？
959
00:56:53,628 --> 00:56:56,462
嘩！美姐用化學武器哩
960
00:56:56,462 --> 00:56:57,295
甚麼意思？
961
00:56:57,295 --> 00:56:59,003
一黏上便立即死亡呀
962
00:56:59,587 --> 00:57:02,045
貴利王這一回，一定上釣的
963
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,337
等一等，我還沒有上釣的呀
964
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:29,712
晚安
965
00:57:33,837 --> 00:57:35,628
唏，你上不上來坐一會？
966
00:57:36,878 --> 00:57:38,253
非常之好
967
00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,212
進來吧
968
00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:47,378
好呀
969
00:57:51,378 --> 00:57:52,837
天哥
970
00:58:00,587 --> 00:58:01,878
Mimi！
971
00:58:07,045 --> 00:58:08,087
表姐
972
00:58:08,087 --> 00:58:09,420
嚇死人了！
973
00:58:10,003 --> 00:58:11,878
還不進去倒杯茶給龍先生喝？
974
00:58:13,295 --> 00:58:14,420
我們過去那一邊坐
975
00:58:16,003 --> 00:58:17,170
那是誰呀？
976
00:58:18,378 --> 00:58:21,587
我的遠房表妹，身世很可憐的
977
00:58:21,587 --> 00:58:22,212
是嗎？
978
00:58:22,212 --> 00:58:25,337
她與老公和兒子在大陸偷渡下來
979
00:58:25,337 --> 00:58:28,545
怎知中途她老公死了
980
00:58:28,545 --> 00:58:32,545
我看見她孤兒寡婦
便收留她，當請了個工人
981
00:58:33,128 --> 00:58:36,920
表姐，喝茶吧，龍先生，喝茶吧
982
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:37,795
謝謝
983
00:58:37,795 --> 00:58:41,462
行了，你回去睡覺吧
沒甚麼事別出來了
984
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,878
天哥呀，先喝杯茶吧
985
00:58:45,962 --> 00:58:47,128
謝謝
986
00:58:49,587 --> 00:58:51,878
胖子不准頑皮，回房間去！
987
00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:54,962
-小孩子是這樣子的了，不要緊的
-天哥，真不好意思
988
00:58:54,962 --> 00:58:56,462
沒所謂，沒所謂…
989
00:58:56,462 --> 00:58:58,003
色情狂，色情狂…
990
00:58:58,003 --> 00:58:59,212
你媽的！
991
00:59:00,212 --> 00:59:02,503
對不起呀，胖子別那麼頑皮，進去吧！
992
00:59:03,253 --> 00:59:04,545
去你媽的！
993
00:59:05,253 --> 00:59:07,837
天哥呀，全濕了全濕了
994
00:59:07,837 --> 00:59:10,420
不要緊！看得很清楚
995
00:59:11,837 --> 00:59:14,503
不要呀，不要呀…
996
00:59:14,503 --> 00:59:15,753
你家裏還有甚麼人呀？
997
00:59:20,878 --> 00:59:21,795
他是誰呀？
998
00:59:21,795 --> 00:59:23,295
讓我跟你介紹
999
00:59:23,295 --> 00:59:26,462
這位是我們選美會主席龍先生
這位是我男朋友
1000
00:59:26,462 --> 00:59:29,170
蓋住它吧
甚麼男朋友呀？是老公呀
1001
00:59:29,170 --> 00:59:30,545
我是她老公呀！
1002
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,045
怎麼你有老公的嗎？
1003
00:59:38,670 --> 00:59:41,128
同居而已，還沒有註冊
1004
00:59:47,545 --> 00:59:49,128
喂，你要去那兒呀？
1005
00:59:49,128 --> 00:59:50,003
關你甚麼事呀？
1006
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:52,045
又去找那狐狸精？不許去！
1007
00:59:52,045 --> 00:59:53,128
多事！
1008
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,628
做戲也不用打得那麼重嘛！
1009
00:59:58,628 --> 00:59:59,753
痛不痛呀？
1010
01:00:03,128 --> 01:00:07,170
那臭男人，一回來便走，當這兒是公寓
1011
01:00:08,462 --> 01:00:10,337
怎麼他會有槍的？
1012
01:00:10,670 --> 01:00:12,295
他是個警察
1013
01:00:13,795 --> 01:00:18,337
一副牛脾氣，經常動拳動腿
1014
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,045
我快跟他分開的了
1015
01:00:21,045 --> 01:00:24,212
別哭，我跟你抹乾眼淚
1016
01:00:26,295 --> 01:00:30,212
對不起呀，累我們兩個甚麼心情都沒了
1017
01:00:30,212 --> 01:00:33,462
不要緊，明晚我跟你吃飯
1018
01:00:33,462 --> 01:00:35,337
製造過另一個心情
1019
01:00:45,670 --> 01:00:47,420
你真要決心離開那警察？
1020
01:00:48,837 --> 01:00:51,670
不過那個臭男人很兇的，我有點怕
1021
01:00:54,670 --> 01:00:58,420
不用怕，包在我身上，鬥兇？
1022
01:00:58,420 --> 01:00:59,962
沒人比我強哩
1023
01:00:59,962 --> 01:01:02,837
表姐，在這兒遇見你真好，這位…
1024
01:01:03,128 --> 01:01:04,462
這位是龍先生
1025
01:01:04,462 --> 01:01:05,378
嗨！
1026
01:01:05,378 --> 01:01:05,962
嗨！
1027
01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:07,420
你出一出來，有點事情要跟你談一談呀
1028
01:01:08,420 --> 01:01:11,212
有甚麼在這裏說便是了
大家都是自己人
1029
01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:14,503
哦！明白，明白
1030
01:01:16,712 --> 01:01:19,253
上兩個星期認識了
一個表叔，高幹子弟來的
1031
01:01:19,253 --> 01:01:20,962
他很有勢力的，他給我幹了一批水貨
1032
01:01:20,962 --> 01:01:22,753
說一轉手便賺幾倍
1033
01:01:22,753 --> 01:01:25,962
所以想向你借一點錢
1034
01:01:28,003 --> 01:01:29,462
那借多少？
1035
01:01:30,962 --> 01:01:32,253
沒多少
1036
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,920
兩百萬
1037
01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:37,003
甚麼？兩百萬？我那有那麼多借給你？
1038
01:01:37,003 --> 01:01:39,712
表姐你有辦法的！你替我想個辦法嘛
1039
01:01:39,712 --> 01:01:41,587
你認識那麼多有錢的朋友嘛
1040
01:01:43,087 --> 01:01:45,003
必要時，多少利息我也肯付的
1041
01:01:45,003 --> 01:01:47,545
能不能去英國念書就看這一次了
1042
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,462
替我想想吧
1043
01:01:50,462 --> 01:01:51,670
我是做財務公司的
1044
01:01:51,670 --> 01:01:52,712
真的？
1045
01:01:53,003 --> 01:01:56,045
不過兩百萬那麼大筆錢
你有甚麼抵押？
1046
01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:57,087
我可沒有
1047
01:01:58,212 --> 01:02:00,462
我合伙人的姑母有筆珠寶放在保險箱
1048
01:02:00,462 --> 01:02:02,920
保險箱鎖匙則交給我合伙人保管
1049
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,878
我查過這批珠寶約值一千萬
1050
01:02:05,878 --> 01:02:08,878
如果拿出來抵押，相信沒問題
1051
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,503
好，如果是值一千萬的，我可以借給你
1052
01:02:17,503 --> 01:02:19,087
愈快愈好哩
1053
01:02:19,087 --> 01:02:23,878
行！明天十時
你跟合伙人到我寫字樓，我們交易
1054
01:02:25,753 --> 01:02:27,545
剛才一看便知道你朋友是好人！
1055
01:02:27,545 --> 01:02:30,337
龍先生，謝謝…真謝謝你
1056
01:02:30,337 --> 01:02:31,670
小意思，小意思…
1057
01:02:32,253 --> 01:02:33,545
不阻礙兩位吃飯了
1058
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:36,545
謝謝
1059
01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:40,962
天哥呀，真的很感謝你幫忙呀
1060
01:02:40,962 --> 01:02:44,337
小意思，做生意嘛！Mimi呀
1061
01:02:44,337 --> 01:02:46,837
一會兒我帶你去一個很好玩的地方
1062
01:02:46,837 --> 01:02:49,962
今晚不行呀，那臭男人明天去泰國
1063
01:02:49,962 --> 01:02:51,753
今晚一定很早回來的
1064
01:02:53,545 --> 01:02:56,503
來日方長，你怕沒機會吧？
1065
01:02:56,503 --> 01:02:58,128
等那臭男人去泰國鬼混完回來呢
1066
01:02:58,128 --> 01:02:59,712
我一定跟他算清楚
1067
01:02:59,712 --> 01:03:04,045
到時候我還要你日夜保護我哩
1068
01:03:04,962 --> 01:03:05,837
行
1069
01:03:09,962 --> 01:03:10,920
小姐
1070
01:03:13,128 --> 01:03:14,378
我找龍先生
1071
01:03:14,378 --> 01:03:15,878
你找他有甚麼事呢？
1072
01:03:15,878 --> 01:03:17,878
我是珠寶鑒證專家
1073
01:03:17,878 --> 01:03:18,878
那你等一等吧
1074
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:22,753
天哥，我們的戶口大財今晨跳樓死了
1075
01:03:22,753 --> 01:03:27,253
那麼緊張幹嘛？那筆債便追他老婆還嘛
1076
01:03:27,253 --> 01:03:30,087
他老婆早就跑了，我看這筆賬
1077
01:03:30,087 --> 01:03:32,587
不用還嗎？現在我開善堂嗎？
1078
01:03:32,587 --> 01:03:33,670
個個跳樓便不用還債
1079
01:03:33,670 --> 01:03:35,212
到時豈不我要跳樓？
1080
01:03:35,212 --> 01:03:36,753
他有沒有女兒呀！
1081
01:03:36,753 --> 01:03:39,253
沒有，噢，他還有個七十多歲的老媽
1082
01:03:39,253 --> 01:03:41,128
那便追他老媽嘛！
1083
01:03:41,128 --> 01:03:44,920
還有呀，燒掉他老媽的房子
那些老婆子嚇一嚇
1084
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,128
連棺材本也逃出來還債呀！
1085
01:03:47,628 --> 01:03:49,253
師爺基，攪定它
1086
01:03:49,253 --> 01:03:49,920
行行行
1087
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:50,878
走呀
1088
01:03:55,587 --> 01:03:57,295
喂，你是誰呀？
1089
01:03:57,295 --> 01:03:59,087
我是珠寶鑒證專家
1090
01:03:59,795 --> 01:04:01,795
先坐一會吧專家
1091
01:04:09,087 --> 01:04:09,920
喂
1092
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,962
龍先生，外面有位業小姐
跟兩位先生找你呀
1093
01:04:12,962 --> 01:04:14,087
請他們進來吧
1094
01:04:17,795 --> 01:04:18,753
進來
1095
01:04:20,087 --> 01:04:21,295
請進來
1096
01:04:21,295 --> 01:04:22,920
龍先生早安
1097
01:04:23,503 --> 01:04:26,462
這位龍先生，這位我合伙人鄧李楊先生
1098
01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:28,920
鄧先生嘛？請坐…
1099
01:04:30,295 --> 01:04:32,712
鄧先生，在上邊幹什麼生意？
1100
01:04:32,712 --> 01:04:36,045
鄧先生那用工作的？他老爸是做官的嘛
1101
01:04:37,087 --> 01:04:40,295
我也認識不少做官的，上面那兒呀？
1102
01:04:40,295 --> 01:04:41,462
鶴山呀
1103
01:04:41,462 --> 01:04:43,420
啊鶴山
1104
01:04:43,420 --> 01:04:44,503
鶴山呀
1105
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:47,587
你還不拿那些寶石給龍先生看看？
1106
01:04:54,962 --> 01:04:56,420
你們先坐一會
1107
01:04:59,628 --> 01:05:01,712
起來呀專家，看看它們吧
1108
01:05:03,170 --> 01:05:03,712
臭小子
1109
01:05:03,712 --> 01:05:05,087
說那麼偏僻的地方，我也沒去過！
1110
01:05:05,837 --> 01:05:07,753
不說那麼偏僻的
好容易會被拆穿的嘛？
1111
01:05:07,962 --> 01:05:09,212
怎麼樣？
1112
01:05:09,712 --> 01:05:10,712
是真的
1113
01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:11,962
真的！拿回來
1114
01:05:16,170 --> 01:05:18,753
這些貨色不錯哩，還有其他的呢？
1115
01:05:19,295 --> 01:05:21,920
對不起，姑母臨時改了下班機
1116
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,462
我要今天晚上才能拿走全部的
1117
01:05:24,545 --> 01:05:26,837
不要緊，明天再來吧
1118
01:05:27,503 --> 01:05:32,462
可不能夠呀龍先生
我們等着這筆錢來入貨的
1119
01:05:32,878 --> 01:05:37,503
這樣吧，今晚準備
十時在我表姐家中交易
1120
01:05:37,503 --> 01:05:38,712
幫幫忙呀
1121
01:05:38,712 --> 01:05:41,628
龍先生，幫幫我表弟
1122
01:05:41,628 --> 01:05:44,587
今晚你來，我燉湯給你喝
1123
01:05:45,837 --> 01:05:46,753
就這樣決定
1124
01:05:47,712 --> 01:05:48,878
龍先生多謝你幫忙
1125
01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:49,878
十時吧！
1126
01:05:49,878 --> 01:05:51,045
拜拜
1127
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:57,045
今晚十時準時見
1128
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,170
記着準時帶錢來吧老友
1129
01:06:03,503 --> 01:06:05,587
這樣也玩不死你
1130
01:06:18,503 --> 01:06:20,753
天哥，來喝雞湯吧
1131
01:06:20,753 --> 01:06:21,545
好
1132
01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,253
鄧先生，很快便到了
1133
01:06:27,837 --> 01:06:30,545
阿珊。這麼夜
還穿成這樣子，去哪裡呀？
1134
01:06:30,545 --> 01:06:32,545
我約了男朋友看午夜場
1135
01:06:32,545 --> 01:06:33,462
小胖胖呢？
1136
01:06:33,462 --> 01:06:34,920
睡着了
1137
01:06:35,545 --> 01:06:36,920
廚房的東西弄好了沒有？
1138
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:39,795
我現在沒空，我趕時間
明天才弄吧，拜拜
1139
01:06:41,795 --> 01:06:44,003
現在的工人真不能依賴
1140
01:06:44,003 --> 01:06:45,295
謝謝…
1141
01:06:46,962 --> 01:06:49,587
你先坐一會吧，還是讓我自己來吧
1142
01:06:49,837 --> 01:06:51,545
要不要我幫忙？
1143
01:06:52,003 --> 01:06:52,628
好呀
1144
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,170
廚房那小洞常有老鼠走出來
1145
01:07:00,170 --> 01:07:01,962
所以便索性把它封掉
1146
01:07:02,378 --> 01:07:05,170
騙誰？穿成這樣子來封洞？
1147
01:07:06,212 --> 01:07:07,753
怎麼樣？找到鏟子沒有？
1148
01:07:08,045 --> 01:07:10,587
沒有啊，找不着呀
1149
01:07:11,212 --> 01:07:12,753
我用鎚子柄試試
1150
01:07:20,545 --> 01:07:21,503
老闆
1151
01:07:22,795 --> 01:07:23,878
電話
1152
01:07:24,962 --> 01:07:26,003
走呀
1153
01:07:27,003 --> 01:07:27,795
喂
1154
01:07:27,795 --> 01:07:29,878
龍先生，我姑媽還沒離去
1155
01:07:29,878 --> 01:07:32,253
我要十二時才帶珠寶來跟你交易
1156
01:07:32,253 --> 01:07:35,670
真對不起，要你多等一會兒，不好意思
1157
01:07:35,670 --> 01:07:37,045
不要緊，慢慢吧
1158
01:07:37,045 --> 01:07:38,212
我會儘快趕來的
1159
01:07:38,212 --> 01:07:40,670
不要緊，我等你，慢慢吧
1160
01:07:46,628 --> 01:07:47,878
現在改了十二時才交易
1161
01:07:47,878 --> 01:07:49,587
你在樓下等，見到他帶他上來
1162
01:07:49,587 --> 01:07:50,837
那…那我呢？
1163
01:07:50,837 --> 01:07:52,003
你也走吧！
1164
01:07:54,087 --> 01:07:55,087
為什麼叫所有人離去？
1165
01:07:55,087 --> 01:07:58,962
現在鄧先生改十二時才交易
我們有兩個小時啊！
1166
01:07:58,962 --> 01:08:00,337
你能支持這麼久嗎？
1167
01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:18,587
天哥
1168
01:08:28,420 --> 01:08:30,128
天哥，有沒有跌傷呀？
1169
01:08:30,503 --> 01:08:32,712
不要緊，上來我們繼續再滾，來吧
1170
01:08:36,128 --> 01:08:37,712
你糟糕了！
1171
01:08:37,712 --> 01:08:39,545
甚麼？叔叔教我玩摔角而已
1172
01:08:39,545 --> 01:08:42,337
玩摔角？騙鬼嗎？我一定告訴警察叔叔
1173
01:08:42,337 --> 01:08:43,837
小胖胖，小胖胖…
1174
01:08:44,295 --> 01:08:47,503
慘了！如果讓那混蛋知道他一定會宰了我的
1175
01:08:47,503 --> 01:08:49,337
不行不行，我不能讓他說的
1176
01:08:51,503 --> 01:08:53,795
-你這臭小子，你那麼頑皮嗎？
-別打我，別打我…
1177
01:08:53,795 --> 01:08:57,128
-你敢偷窺我？不打你不行，臭小子
-別打我，我不敢了…
1178
01:08:57,128 --> 01:08:59,545
豈有此理，你有膽便說，你試試看
1179
01:08:59,545 --> 01:09:01,503
你敢說半句，我便打死你這臭小子
1180
01:09:01,503 --> 01:09:02,837
不敢了，不要…
1181
01:09:03,253 --> 01:09:04,295
美美
1182
01:09:05,753 --> 01:09:07,837
喂，胖子，下來呀！
1183
01:09:08,212 --> 01:09:11,045
-不要怕
-不要打我呀！別打我呀！
1184
01:09:11,045 --> 01:09:13,295
鎮定點，別怕
1185
01:09:13,295 --> 01:09:15,045
我一定告訴警察叔叔的
1186
01:09:15,045 --> 01:09:16,337
別怕呀
1187
01:09:17,545 --> 01:09:20,795
叔叔來扶你！別走呀，很危險的！
1188
01:09:20,795 --> 01:09:22,045
來，我扶你！
1189
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:40,587
你幹嗎把他推下去呀？
1190
01:09:40,587 --> 01:09:42,087
不關我事的，我一走出來，一叫他…
1191
01:09:42,087 --> 01:09:44,295
他便咕碌咕碌的跌下去了！
1192
01:09:45,295 --> 01:09:47,878
鎮定點鎮定點
你先去開門，我去看看情況
1193
01:09:47,878 --> 01:09:49,212
快點吧！
1194
01:09:54,503 --> 01:09:57,962
龍先生真對不起
我姑母走了，我便立即趕來了
1195
01:09:57,962 --> 01:09:59,628
我把貨都帶齊了
1196
01:09:59,628 --> 01:10:02,378
你們三個帶他到對面的茶廳等我
1197
01:10:02,378 --> 01:10:04,337
我拿了錢立刻來跟你交易
1198
01:10:04,337 --> 01:10:06,462
不用嘛，那些貨…
1199
01:10:06,462 --> 01:10:07,587
走吧…
1200
01:10:11,837 --> 01:10:13,212
把你的錢偷光
1201
01:10:20,878 --> 01:10:23,920
有錢使得鬼推磨
1202
01:10:25,295 --> 01:10:26,545
謝謝
1203
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:31,045
你幹甚麼？
1204
01:10:31,045 --> 01:10:32,920
幫你灶底藏屍囉
1205
01:10:34,045 --> 01:10:35,212
死了？
1206
01:10:41,878 --> 01:10:44,795
幫我把磚拿過來吧！快點呀！
1207
01:10:46,712 --> 01:10:49,337
一會兒怎向你的遠房表妹交代呢？
1208
01:10:49,712 --> 01:10:53,712
就說他睡醒了
不見了媽媽，自己下樓找吧
1209
01:10:54,128 --> 01:10:56,045
她不見了兒子，會報警的
1210
01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:59,420
不會的，她是無證居民，不敢報警的
1211
01:11:04,212 --> 01:11:06,628
那個小子等得不耐煩要上來找你呀
1212
01:11:06,628 --> 01:11:08,962
行了行了，我立即下來吧
1213
01:11:09,628 --> 01:11:10,378
誰打電話來呀？
1214
01:11:10,378 --> 01:11:12,587
鄧先生來了，我立刻去攪定它
1215
01:11:12,587 --> 01:11:13,795
去…吧
1216
01:11:20,670 --> 01:11:22,295
高個子，那人呢？
1217
01:11:22,295 --> 01:11:23,170
去了洗手間呀
1218
01:11:23,170 --> 01:11:24,087
立刻抓他出來呀
1219
01:11:24,087 --> 01:11:25,003
是
1220
01:11:28,503 --> 01:11:30,337
老闆，廁所沒人呀
1221
01:11:35,170 --> 01:11:36,295
你娘的！
1222
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:40,087
沒有
1223
01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:41,337
走
1224
01:11:42,837 --> 01:11:44,587
老闆，我們進錯房子呀
1225
01:11:44,587 --> 01:11:46,170
錯你的媽！
1226
01:11:49,753 --> 01:11:51,045
替我找他們出來
1227
01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:52,003
是
1228
01:11:57,962 --> 01:12:00,128
替我找那個大奶奶出來
1229
01:12:20,712 --> 01:12:22,170
至於那些錢呢…
1230
01:12:24,087 --> 01:12:26,128
暫時不要分
1231
01:12:27,378 --> 01:12:28,837
那怎麼了？
1232
01:12:28,837 --> 01:12:31,503
就放在銀行先收點利息嘛
1233
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,712
但我有個建議呀
1234
01:12:33,712 --> 01:12:35,253
又做善事呀？
1235
01:12:35,253 --> 01:12:36,587
當然做啦
1236
01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:38,545
這次我要做一半
1237
01:12:38,545 --> 01:12:40,462
反對，我反對
1238
01:12:42,712 --> 01:12:45,753
大哥，你別把我們都當作俠盜羅賓漢嘛
1239
01:12:45,753 --> 01:12:47,045
每一次都去救濟別人
1240
01:12:47,045 --> 01:12:48,920
來一次救濟自己可以吧？
1241
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:51,962
對！大哥我不是霸道的人
1242
01:12:51,962 --> 01:12:53,420
這次民主點吧
1243
01:12:53,420 --> 01:12:55,503
會這樣想就好了，大哥
1244
01:12:55,503 --> 01:12:58,545
喂，少數服從多數
還是猜剪刀石頭布呢？
1245
01:12:58,545 --> 01:12:59,795
劃鬼腳也可以呀
1246
01:12:59,795 --> 01:13:01,337
玩抽大小
1247
01:13:01,337 --> 01:13:02,503
好
1248
01:13:03,378 --> 01:13:05,503
抽到最小的一個作主
1249
01:13:05,503 --> 01:13:08,462
黑桃A最大，鑽石2最小
1250
01:13:08,670 --> 01:13:11,045
十大以小為尊，最小的一個先抽
1251
01:13:11,045 --> 01:13:12,337
好！
1252
01:13:12,337 --> 01:13:13,253
你兩個最小嗎？
1253
01:13:13,253 --> 01:13:14,128
我六四年的
1254
01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:14,670
小胖胖先抽
1255
01:13:14,670 --> 01:13:17,545
給我抽到呢，便買間雪糕廠
1256
01:13:25,837 --> 01:13:27,045
紅心二
1257
01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:29,878
梅花二
1258
01:13:37,795 --> 01:13:40,795
不是那麼精彩嘛！鑽石二呀，鑽石二呀
1259
01:13:40,795 --> 01:13:42,795
好呀！好！
1260
01:13:43,087 --> 01:13:44,253
願賭服輸呀大哥！
1261
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:47,378
這次你們家山有福呀
給我抽到鑽石二！
1262
01:13:48,420 --> 01:13:51,045
剛才你說捐錢那件事哩
1263
01:13:51,712 --> 01:13:54,712
問良心，我認為無論如何不
1264
01:13:57,753 --> 01:14:00,128
不捐怎麼行？對嗎？
1265
01:14:00,753 --> 01:14:04,253
做善事嘛，正所謂“種善因得善果”
1266
01:14:04,253 --> 01:14:06,545
然而一百萬哩，大哥！
1267
01:14:07,170 --> 01:14:09,295
捐啦，全捐給西區醫院吧！
1268
01:14:09,545 --> 01:14:10,628
孤兒院！
1269
01:14:10,628 --> 01:14:11,462
老人院！
1270
01:14:11,462 --> 01:14:12,462
樂園！
1271
01:14:14,378 --> 01:14:17,920
是捐給警察員佐級協會
對不對呀？偉哥
1272
01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,253
-隨便吧
-誰也不捐捐給那些警察？
1273
01:14:20,253 --> 01:14:21,878
當作貼補她們買避彈衣吧
1274
01:14:21,878 --> 01:14:25,753
偉哥，你開始開竅了！
1275
01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:27,378
氣得腦袋開花才真哩！
1276
01:14:28,003 --> 01:14:30,962
蚊仔偉呀，你攪甚麼嘛，提議做善事？
1277
01:14:30,962 --> 01:14:32,795
你拿鑽石二，是你作主的嘛
1278
01:14:32,795 --> 01:14:33,545
是呀！
1279
01:14:33,545 --> 01:14:36,087
你們罵我幹什麼？我也是受害人呀
1280
01:14:36,087 --> 01:14:37,420
你有沒有見我做過善事呀？
1281
01:14:37,420 --> 01:14:39,420
我這麼大連買旗等款也沒有買過呀？
1282
01:14:39,420 --> 01:14:41,587
剛才那張鑽石二是我換上去的
1283
01:14:42,462 --> 01:14:44,170
真的那張在大哥那兒
1284
01:14:44,878 --> 01:14:47,545
傻乎乎的，看不到嗎？檯面呀！
1285
01:14:48,212 --> 01:14:51,545
紅三角呀！比小我們也比輸啦！
1286
01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:54,878
人家只有一點半而已！
1287
01:15:02,962 --> 01:15:04,670
謝謝了！
1288
01:15:04,670 --> 01:15:06,712
李署長，這是應該的！
1289
01:15:06,712 --> 01:15:09,545
今天香港安定繁榮全靠你們一幫阿sir
1290
01:15:09,545 --> 01:15:10,670
客氣了
1291
01:15:11,045 --> 01:15:13,295
在這兒呀！是他們了，砍他們！
1292
01:15:13,795 --> 01:15:14,837
不關你們事，走開！
1293
01:15:14,837 --> 01:15:17,795
署長，先喝杯咖啡吧，香港治安很好的
1294
01:15:32,045 --> 01:15:32,837
休息一下呀！
1295
01:15:38,045 --> 01:15:39,128
-甚麼名字？
-波比
1296
01:15:39,503 --> 01:15:42,212
波比留在這兒，乖！
1297
01:15:44,795 --> 01:15:46,878
大哥，那伙人在署長面前玩把戲哩
1298
01:15:46,878 --> 01:15:49,545
不知道是否上一次
爆竊署長家的那一伙呢？
1299
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:50,878
是他們呢可要多加點顏色他們看了
1300
01:15:50,878 --> 01:15:51,878
還不幫忙？
1301
01:15:51,878 --> 01:15:52,878
來！
1302
01:16:01,045 --> 01:16:03,378
在署長英明領導之下，香港的治安
1303
01:16:03,378 --> 01:16:04,795
沒理由不好的
1304
01:16:04,795 --> 01:16:07,170
署長不會容許那些壞人
肆意到處砍人的，對不？
1305
01:16:07,170 --> 01:16:07,962
是的！
1306
01:16:17,628 --> 01:16:18,587
拿回來！
1307
01:16:19,837 --> 01:16:20,795
別帶呀！
1308
01:16:22,378 --> 01:16:23,795
是私家的！
1309
01:16:24,420 --> 01:16:27,045
三千多元呀！臭小子，臭小子
1310
01:16:27,045 --> 01:16:29,545
帶我的？帶我的？
1311
01:16:32,878 --> 01:16:34,295
早教你不要帶的了！
1312
01:16:42,253 --> 01:16:43,420
如何是好？
1313
01:16:46,378 --> 01:16:47,295
不要呀！
1314
01:16:48,753 --> 01:16:49,420
不要呀！
1315
01:16:49,753 --> 01:16:51,087
不要甚麼呀？
1316
01:16:51,087 --> 01:16:52,087
不要呀！
1317
01:16:56,170 --> 01:16:57,253
還玩不玩？
1318
01:16:57,253 --> 01:16:58,712
不玩了不玩了
1319
01:17:02,378 --> 01:17:03,378
還玩不玩呀？
1320
01:17:03,378 --> 01:17:04,670
不玩了
1321
01:17:04,670 --> 01:17:06,462
不玩我可要走了，我要回去睡一睡呀
1322
01:17:06,462 --> 01:17:09,503
喂！已付了！站起來，打他，打他呀！
1323
01:17:09,503 --> 01:17:10,170
打他呀
1324
01:17:10,170 --> 01:17:11,587
還要玩？還要打呀？
1325
01:17:11,587 --> 01:17:12,503
怎個玩法？怎個玩法？
1326
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:13,170
幹什麼？
1327
01:17:13,170 --> 01:17:15,003
別過來呀！別過來呀
1328
01:17:15,003 --> 01:17:16,712
是你自己說要玩的！
1329
01:17:16,712 --> 01:17:18,253
老闆說要玩而已！
1330
01:17:25,878 --> 01:17:27,920
豈有此理！叫你們砍人
1331
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,878
怎知被人打得像豬頭一樣
1332
01:17:29,878 --> 01:17:31,462
還要花錢保釋你們！
1333
01:17:32,295 --> 01:17:34,212
我龍在天行走江湖幾十年
1334
01:17:34,212 --> 01:17:36,920
從來只有我騙人，沒有人可騙我一毛錢
1335
01:17:37,795 --> 01:17:38,878
還二百萬哩！
1336
01:17:38,878 --> 01:17:41,670
師爺基，我不管，你替我想個辦法
1337
01:17:45,128 --> 01:17:48,295
天哥，力敵倒不如智取哩
1338
01:17:48,295 --> 01:17:50,337
智取？你說話嗎？
1339
01:17:50,337 --> 01:17:53,253
你不是不知道吧？
他們這次的首領叫王上千
1340
01:17:53,253 --> 01:17:56,253
有名是千王
我們去那裏找個比他更厲害的？
1341
01:17:56,253 --> 01:17:59,962
有！台灣有個猛人叫泰斗
他千術之厲害
1342
01:17:59,962 --> 01:18:02,462
連黑手黨及山口組都被他千了
1343
01:18:02,837 --> 01:18:03,878
你認識他嗎？
1344
01:18:03,878 --> 01:18:04,628
不認識
1345
01:18:04,628 --> 01:18:05,962
廢話
1346
01:18:06,337 --> 01:18:07,253
天哥
1347
01:18:08,087 --> 01:18:12,837
為着替你們拿回這口氣
我無論如何也請他來幫你
1348
01:18:14,212 --> 01:18:15,295
馬上進行！
1349
01:18:15,295 --> 01:18:16,253
好
1350
01:18:25,170 --> 01:18:26,837
天哥，Mr 泰斗
1351
01:18:55,420 --> 01:18:58,628
泰斗真棒，眼明手快！
1352
01:19:15,087 --> 01:19:16,087
天哥
1353
01:19:22,420 --> 01:19:25,837
閣下原來就是王上千先生，久仰久仰
1354
01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:27,378
冒犯了
1355
01:19:27,378 --> 01:19:29,378
小意思，花兩百萬認識你這個朋友
1356
01:19:29,378 --> 01:19:30,628
值得值得！
1357
01:19:30,628 --> 01:19:33,420
我已替你做了善事，福有攸歸
1358
01:19:42,087 --> 01:19:42,962
我跟你們介紹
1359
01:19:42,962 --> 01:19:44,545
不用介紹，我們是老朋友
1360
01:19:44,545 --> 01:19:46,545
少來！誰是你老朋友？
1361
01:19:46,545 --> 01:19:48,212
我找了你三年你都避開我
1362
01:19:48,212 --> 01:19:49,753
這還算老朋友？
1363
01:19:49,753 --> 01:19:52,253
老老實實了，現在面對面說清楚
1364
01:19:52,253 --> 01:19:54,170
是不是不夠膽讓我報仇呀？
1365
01:19:54,170 --> 01:19:56,837
如果你一定要要我獻醜的，我樂意奉陪
1366
01:19:56,837 --> 01:19:58,253
但我不想賭錢
1367
01:19:58,253 --> 01:20:00,712
我要賭他夾萬裏面的貴利欠單
1368
01:20:01,462 --> 01:20:03,003
你放心，欠單借一萬
1369
01:20:03,003 --> 01:20:04,212
連本帶利要還十萬的
1370
01:20:04,212 --> 01:20:05,753
我就算它十萬來跟你賭
1371
01:20:05,753 --> 01:20:09,212
我用現錢
來賠你的貴利欠單，有你好處呀
1372
01:20:09,795 --> 01:20:12,045
好呀，沒壞處呀，在哪兒？
1373
01:20:12,337 --> 01:20:13,462
你作主
1374
01:20:13,462 --> 01:20:15,253
別在你那兒，也別在我那兒
1375
01:20:15,253 --> 01:20:17,253
明天在大酒店一決高下吧？
1376
01:20:17,253 --> 01:20:18,420
我一定會到
1377
01:20:23,503 --> 01:20:28,003
賭我的貴利欠單？
王上千到底想玩甚麼遊戲？
1378
01:20:28,003 --> 01:20:29,670
玩什麼遊戲他也會輸定的
1379
01:20:29,670 --> 01:20:30,795
那萬一
1380
01:20:31,420 --> 01:20:33,378
你信我不過，請我來幹嘛？
1381
01:20:33,378 --> 01:20:35,837
我不是這個意思
1382
01:20:35,837 --> 01:20:38,712
我苦練了多年也不過為殺他這一局
1383
01:20:38,712 --> 01:20:40,587
我比你更緊張呀！
1384
01:20:44,087 --> 01:20:46,378
好！我替你多買一個保險
1385
01:20:46,378 --> 01:20:49,837
總之我保證
他贏了要死，輸了要死，OK？
1386
01:21:26,003 --> 01:21:27,837
-謝謝
-怎麼了？
1387
01:21:28,337 --> 01:21:31,253
怎麼呀？只有王上千和那個妞而已
1388
01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:32,170
其他人呢？
1389
01:21:32,170 --> 01:21:34,212
他們一個也沒有出現呀
1390
01:21:35,087 --> 01:21:37,295
王上千這一回死定了！
1391
01:22:20,545 --> 01:22:21,795
可以開始了吧？
1392
01:22:21,795 --> 01:22:22,795
隨便
1393
01:22:39,670 --> 01:22:40,587
十萬
1394
01:22:43,128 --> 01:22:43,920
不跟
1395
01:23:05,962 --> 01:23:07,003
十萬呀！
1396
01:23:11,212 --> 01:23:12,045
不跟
1397
01:23:14,712 --> 01:23:18,087
局局你也不跟
要贏光你的錢豈非要等到九七？
1398
01:23:21,753 --> 01:23:22,795
切牌
1399
01:23:27,837 --> 01:23:29,712
嘿！我也切
1400
01:23:52,878 --> 01:23:53,878
十萬
1401
01:23:57,253 --> 01:23:58,712
不是也翻牌嘛？
1402
01:23:59,295 --> 01:24:00,170
跟
1403
01:24:05,003 --> 01:24:06,587
人家借你一萬而已
1404
01:24:06,587 --> 01:24:09,378
看清楚吧，九出十三歸大三分息
1405
01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:11,503
天天利疊利
算到今天為止，該差不多十萬了
1406
01:24:13,670 --> 01:24:15,337
真的殺人不見血！
1407
01:24:25,003 --> 01:24:25,753
五十萬吧
1408
01:24:52,545 --> 01:24:53,503
你說話吧
1409
01:24:53,503 --> 01:24:54,712
那五十萬吧
1410
01:24:56,962 --> 01:24:59,795
哼哼！上次輸了給那隻死狐狸
1411
01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:05,753
四條二居然贏我身上四條A
1412
01:25:06,378 --> 01:25:08,795
全靠他那老千牌開得快！
1413
01:25:10,462 --> 01:25:11,837
不用選了，全梭了
1414
01:25:15,545 --> 01:25:18,712
他最多不過是Q，玩甚麼呢？
1415
01:25:19,420 --> 01:25:20,545
全部？
1416
01:25:20,545 --> 01:25:21,670
快點吧！
1417
01:25:26,378 --> 01:25:27,712
還有那兩萬呀！
1418
01:25:41,378 --> 01:25:42,295
滾開呀！
1419
01:25:42,587 --> 01:25:43,795
對不起
1420
01:25:43,795 --> 01:25:45,545
玩什麼？
1421
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:49,337
我開牌比你快！
1422
01:25:49,670 --> 01:25:52,170
三條Q，我們拿錢
1423
01:25:54,420 --> 01:25:56,795
把兩隻老千牌捏爆吧！
1424
01:25:59,837 --> 01:26:01,962
三千一百五十二萬呀
1425
01:26:06,212 --> 01:26:07,420
三千幾萬！
1426
01:26:07,420 --> 01:26:08,587
鎮定點
1427
01:26:35,253 --> 01:26:37,837
三個Q呀！拿錢吧
1428
01:26:38,545 --> 01:26:42,587
等一等！
不是每次手快都可以拿錢的！
1429
01:26:43,962 --> 01:26:45,837
花吃三條！
1430
01:26:55,962 --> 01:26:57,128
收錢吧
1431
01:27:12,753 --> 01:27:13,628
上去！
1432
01:27:13,628 --> 01:27:14,753
老闆輸了！
1433
01:27:15,587 --> 01:27:16,712
走呀！
1434
01:27:33,587 --> 01:27:34,837
打賞給你們的姊妹的
1435
01:27:34,837 --> 01:27:35,878
謝謝
1436
01:27:36,170 --> 01:27:39,712
泰斗先生
要不要苦練十年再來報仇呀？
1437
01:27:39,712 --> 01:27:42,420
別神氣，山水有相逢的
1438
01:27:42,420 --> 01:27:44,753
你不是贏定的！
1439
01:27:46,253 --> 01:27:48,337
他出手真闊氣呀！
1440
01:27:48,337 --> 01:27:49,670
全部不准動！
1441
01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:51,878
別動！起來
1442
01:27:54,503 --> 01:27:56,712
靠牆站，舉手！
1443
01:27:59,003 --> 01:28:01,128
舉手呀！舉手！
1444
01:28:03,087 --> 01:28:04,128
舉手吧！
1445
01:28:05,837 --> 01:28:08,545
我早說你不是贏定的了！
只會有那混蛋好處！
1446
01:28:08,545 --> 01:28:09,837
還說話哩！
1447
01:28:10,795 --> 01:28:13,128
做戲呀！
1448
01:28:13,128 --> 01:28:14,837
做戲也不用打得那麼重嘛！
1449
01:28:14,837 --> 01:28:17,587
舉手舉手吧！舉手呀！
1450
01:28:22,212 --> 01:28:23,420
你們幹嘛！
1451
01:28:31,587 --> 01:28:33,212
你幹嘛燒我的欠單呀？
1452
01:28:35,170 --> 01:28:36,670
喂，你造反嗎？
1453
01:28:40,795 --> 01:28:43,087
我的錢呀，我的錢呀！
1454
01:28:47,128 --> 01:28:48,295
怎會這樣的？
1455
01:28:49,128 --> 01:28:50,753
還以為自己買了保險哩！
1456
01:28:51,128 --> 01:28:53,545
你們搶劫一定跑不掉的，等着坐牢吧
1457
01:28:53,545 --> 01:28:55,253
誰說我們搶劫呀？
1458
01:28:55,253 --> 01:28:57,795
我們把贏回來的不高興燒掉也不可以？
1459
01:28:57,795 --> 01:28:59,003
對呀！
1460
01:28:59,003 --> 01:29:00,253
走吧！
1461
01:29:03,712 --> 01:29:06,087
噢，差點忘了！
1462
01:29:24,962 --> 01:29:29,003
還以為等你十年報仇哩，可惜可惜！
1463
01:29:29,003 --> 01:29:30,337
你殺人！
1464
01:29:30,337 --> 01:29:33,712
我沒有殺人，是你殺人而已
1465
01:29:35,212 --> 01:29:36,878
現在槍上面有你的指紋
1466
01:29:37,170 --> 01:29:39,837
你手上面有死者的血跡
1467
01:29:40,670 --> 01:29:42,170
你還不是兇手？
1468
01:29:45,753 --> 01:29:47,587
去死，去死吧
1469
01:29:49,087 --> 01:29:52,128
傻瓜，怎會給你一支有子彈的槍呢？
1470
01:30:03,837 --> 01:30:05,337
現在輪到我跟你玩
1471
01:30:05,337 --> 01:30:06,253
又玩甚麼呀？
1472
01:30:06,253 --> 01:30:07,087
玩唱歌！
1473
01:30:07,087 --> 01:30:08,337
我不懂唱歌的
1474
01:30:08,337 --> 01:30:09,712
靠牆站！
1475
01:30:10,295 --> 01:30:11,295
不要望！
1476
01:30:11,628 --> 01:30:13,587
走吧！讓他們慢慢唱吧
1477
01:30:14,962 --> 01:30:15,837
唱情不禁
1478
01:30:15,837 --> 01:30:16,462
不懂
1479
01:30:16,462 --> 01:30:18,795
攪甚麼嘛？千千闕歌吧！
1480
01:30:18,795 --> 01:30:20,087
也不懂呀
1481
01:30:20,087 --> 01:30:21,628
隨便挑着你會唱的
1482
01:30:23,253 --> 01:30:24,128
蚊帳吧
1483
01:30:24,128 --> 01:30:26,795
甚麼蚊帳？打開蚊帳，是吧？
1484
01:30:26,795 --> 01:30:33,295
（打開蚊帳
打開蚊帳有隻蚊，有隻蚊）
1485
01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:35,962
現在我唱嗎？你唱呀，唱！
1486
01:30:36,712 --> 01:30:37,545
唱！
1487
01:30:37,545 --> 01:30:41,087
（打開蚊帳打開蚊帳）
1488
01:30:41,087 --> 01:30:42,295
又偷看嘛？
1489
01:30:42,295 --> 01:30:48,920
（有隻蚊！拍了牠下來
拍了牠下來，真過癮！）
1490
01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:50,712
唱五十次才可以轉過頭來呀！
1491
01:30:50,712 --> 01:30:55,253
（打開蚊帳打開蚊帳有隻蚊）
1492
01:30:55,253 --> 01:31:02,712
（有隻蚊，拍了牠下來
拍了牠下來，真過癮！）
1493
01:31:02,712 --> 01:31:08,378
（打開蚊帳打開蚊帳
有隻蚊，有隻蚊，拍）
1494
01:31:11,712 --> 01:31:14,087
（打開蚊帳打開蚊帳）
1495
01:31:14,087 --> 01:31:15,962
老闆，我們來了
1496
01:31:16,712 --> 01:31:18,587
豈有此理，再遲一點沒有？
1497
01:31:18,587 --> 01:31:19,920
那升降機中途停了呀
1498
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:20,837
真沒用呀你們！
1499
01:31:20,837 --> 01:31:23,587
全部別動！全把槍放下！
1500
01:31:23,587 --> 01:31:24,837
SIR，就是他們打劫了！
1501
01:31:24,837 --> 01:31:26,837
甚麼搶劫呀？我們被人搶劫呀！
1502
01:31:26,837 --> 01:31:28,545
你看你滿手是血，還有甚麼好說？
1503
01:31:28,545 --> 01:31:29,670
要說回警察局才說！
1504
01:31:29,670 --> 01:31:32,420
阿Sir你聽我解釋，我們在聊天
1505
01:31:37,045 --> 01:31:38,628
甚麼時候分錢呀大哥？
1506
01:31:38,628 --> 01:31:39,837
分啦，分啦！
1507
01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:41,795
分啦！分啦！
1508
01:31:41,795 --> 01:31:42,962
好哇
1509
01:31:42,962 --> 01:31:43,795
一人一份
1510
01:31:43,795 --> 01:31:44,587
謝謝！
1511
01:31:44,587 --> 01:31:45,753
五尺以下半價
1512
01:31:45,753 --> 01:31:46,503
甚麼？
1513
01:31:46,503 --> 01:31:48,753
不是說你，我是說小童半價
1514
01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:50,128
說你而已
1515
01:31:50,128 --> 01:31:51,462
這份是你的
1516
01:31:51,462 --> 01:31:53,087
算是你向我道歉吧！
1517
01:31:53,087 --> 01:31:55,545
不是我身手敏捷，早就摔死了！
1518
01:32:02,003 --> 01:32:04,587
叫你們做一個大一點的嘛！總不聽說！
1519
01:32:05,378 --> 01:32:07,253
乾杯
1520
01:32:07,253 --> 01:32:10,045
來，乾杯！
1521
01:32:12,462 --> 01:32:13,337
謝謝
1522
01:32:15,962 --> 01:32:16,920
天哥
1523
01:32:18,295 --> 01:32:19,753
怎麼了？怎麼了？
1524
01:32:19,753 --> 01:32:21,295
他們三個被控持械行劫呀
1525
01:32:21,295 --> 01:32:22,212
那我呢？
1526
01:32:22,212 --> 01:32:23,462
-你沒份！
-那太好了
1527
01:32:23,462 --> 01:32:25,128
但你是殺人疑兇哩
1528
01:32:26,503 --> 01:32:29,712
都是你不好！找個泰斗來害苦了我！
1529
01:32:29,712 --> 01:32:33,337
那是假的！
真的那一個一下機就被人軟禁了
1530
01:32:33,337 --> 01:32:35,128
你瞎的嗎？真假也分不出！
1531
01:32:35,128 --> 01:32:38,253
真的很難分嘛！
真的一個來了，你自己看看
1532
01:32:40,420 --> 01:32:41,462
老闆！105658
