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- For ages, the Black man
has been seen as many things.
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As sketchy, as wild,
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as arrogant and insensitive,
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but I'm going to let you in
on a little secret
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about Black men.
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We have a softer,
more sensitive side.
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That's right. We love.
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The flowers are for his mom.
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And it ain't even Mother's Day.
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We laugh. Trust me.
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That dude is a joy
to be around.
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We care.
This guy cares about animals.
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That's a bean burrito,
for your information.
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And believe it or not, we cry.
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My man gets sad sometimes,
and that's okay.
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What I'm saying is...
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Our multitudes got multitudes.
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It feels so good
to get this off my chest.
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Thank you for letting me share.
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Let's explore all of this
a bit more, shall we?
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[upbeat music]
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- Hey, here you go, guys.
Hey, baby.
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- Hey.
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- Okay.
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- [giggles]
- [sighs]
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- Damn, homey, I know I said
don't bang where we hang,
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but you got her
slobbing on the job,
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so it must be going well.
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- How long's it been now?
- Four months.
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The thing about her is,
I've never been in love
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with someone more
in my entire life.
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- What?
- Full stop.
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- Bro, you out here
looking like a trampoline.
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Extra sprung.
Boing, boing.
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- Oh, he's been like this
ever since we were kids.
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In elementary school,
every Halloween,
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he would dress up
as a loving husband.
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- What?
- What is that costume?
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- Okay, shut it down
for a second, okay?
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Because you guys are making it
sound like I'm a sap,
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and I'm definitely not, okay?
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Lest we forget, I used to be
out on these date streets
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running hella game, okay?
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Dates on dates on dates
on dates on dates on dates.
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It's just with Alicia,
you know, she's--she's special.
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- Oh, come on, man,
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every other girl
you meet is special
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or one of a kind
or had you at hello.
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But I know
what's really going on.
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The sex is bomb.
She must be breaking that back.
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[laughter]
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- For the last time,
can we please not talk
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about me having bomb sex
in front of my sister?
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- For the last time,
yes, we can.
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My sexuality has always been
key to this group.
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For example,
I have a Tinder date later,
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and I'm hoping it ends with
our crotches getting steamy.
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- Oh, thanks, Nicky.
That reminds me.
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I'm throwing
an anniversary party next week,
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and I expect all y'all
to be there.
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- What did Nicky just say
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that reminded
you of your anniversary?
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- On our honeymoon,
Kristen and I were having
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breakfast in bed, and I spilled
mint tea on my crotch.
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Steamy crotch.
- That makes sense.
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- Oh, yeah, it does.
- So speaking of anniversaries,
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feels like now's as good a time
to tell you guys as any.
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I'm gonna ask Alicia
to marry me.
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both: What?
- Why would you do that?
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- Wait, what's--
what's with the mumbles?
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[both mumbling]
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- Seriously, dude, I've had
almond milk in my fridge
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longer than you've been
with Alicia.
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So maybe you're rushing.
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- Or maybe you should drink
your almond milk faster.
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- No, man. He's right.
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No Black man should get married
before age 75.
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You still look the same
and you get more time
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to sow your royal oats.
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Give me some.
- "Royal oats"?
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This isn't "Coming to America,"
and even if it was,
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Prince Akeem chose love
over the single life.
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Nah, I'm all for it.
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I love my queen,
and I'm excited
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that you gon' lock it down
with yours, Noah.
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Noah.
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- As I said before,
boing, boing.
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- [laughs]
What y'all say?
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both: Whoo!
[both laugh]
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- That sex.
- Mm.
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- Wow, that was
a great game out there.
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I mean, you really
left it all out on the court.
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- I know.
You--you were on fire.
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Hitting buckets from deep.
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[both laugh]
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- [sighs]
- Whoo!
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♪
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[laughs]
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- Sup?
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- Sup, king?
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- Chilling, man. How you doing?
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- Good, good, good.
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Yo, man, have you
been using my Netflix?
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- Oh, yeah, homey,
I've been watching
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this Japanese reality show
called "Ainori Love Wagon."
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Everyone is so polite,
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but there's still
palpable tension.
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That joint goes hard.
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- That's great, but now
my algorithm's all confused.
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All my shows are Japanese.
- You're welcome.
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Or should I say--
[speaking Japanese]
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- "Million Yen Women."
- Oh, that joint goes hard.
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- "Samurai Gourmet."
- That joint goes so hard.
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- "Devilman Crybaby."
- That joint goes the hardest.
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- "Kantaro:
The Sweet Tooth Salaryman"?
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- Ah, correction.
That joint goes the hardest.
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[laughs]
- Okay, cool.
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So it would be great
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if you could get
your own account at some point.
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- Oh, yeah. I know, right?
- Yeah, right.
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Also, have you seen
my kombucha?
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- Oh, definitely.
I drank those.
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- The whole case?
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- Oh, yeah, bro.
I was doing some research.
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Turns out kombucha has
hella benefits
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like reducing your risk of
cancer,
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promoting mental health.
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It's like a liquid shield.
Who knew?
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- Can you buy me
another pack, please?
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- Oh, for sure, my guy.
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Just as soon as I finishing
pumping this iron.
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[grunting]
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- And then Vin Diesel said,
"Nicky, we're family now."
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- Wow.
Now that was an amazing story.
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- Thank you.
- This is so nice.
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Just being on a date
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with a funny, intelligent
Black woman.
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- Well, I guess the Lord
hath blessed ya.
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[both laugh]
So tell me more about your job.
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- Yeah,
I-I work at a hedge fund.
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It definitely has
its ups and downs.
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- Mm-hmm.
- But hey,
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at least
the economy's recovered, right?
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Thanks, Obama.
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[suspenseful musical sting]
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- Ah! Intruder! Intruder!
- No, no, no, no.
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[both scream]
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Oh, I can't see!
- You picked the wrong one.
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Get ready to die.
I'll cut you deep.
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- It's Noah. It's Noah.
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- Noah?
- Yes!
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Boyfriend Noah.
Please don't stab.
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- You scared the crap
out of me.
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What's with this
measuring tape?
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- Oh, snap, was I--
was I sleep measuring again?
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- Hm?
- Right. Sorry.
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I was just trying to measure
your ring finger
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to propose marriage.
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I love you, Alicia.
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And I--I wanna spend
the rest of my life with you.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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So what do you think?
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[soft music]
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- No.
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- Uh...
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- Okay, so my date
with Davis went really well.
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He's got a sexy mind and body
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and smells like fresh lavender.
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But at one point in the night,
he did say,
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"Thanks, Obama."
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- Wait, how'd he say it?
Like, "Thanks, Obama!"
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- It was sarcastic.
Like, "Thanks, Obama."
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Made me wonder if he was,
like, a Black Republican.
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But they're not out here in
the streets like that, right?
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- So what are you gonna do?
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- I suppose the only way
to figure out what he meant
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is to see him again
and have sex with him.
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Ow! Thanks, Obama.
[laughs]
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- Yo, this new bar is dope.
Hey, how's that tequila neat?
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Looks like they did a good job.
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- It's a tequila neat,
so I guess they did
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a pretty good job
pouring tequila in a glass.
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- Hold up, I sense darkness
in your brightness.
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What's going on?
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And why aren't we
at Dolly Pitchers?
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- Oh, right.
Well, Alicia and I broke up.
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She figured out
I was gonna propose
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and said that she needed
some space,
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and I was like, "Done."
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- Whoa, whoa,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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So we can't go
to Dolly Pitchers anymore?
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Damn!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Let's not make him feel bad.
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He just had his heart broken.
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- Man, I just had
my heart broken too.
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Dolly Pitchers gave out
free hot dogs
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on Wednesday nights.
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I just lost Weenie Wednesdays.
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- Weenie Wednesdays is
the least of our worries.
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Breakup Noah is back.
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- Oh, no.
- Okay.
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I knew you guys were gonna
bring up how I have reacted--
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all: Overreacted.
- In the past to breakups.
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But that was the old me, okay?
I can handle myself now.
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- Man, please.
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You gon' wallow,
and then you gonna beg for her
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to take you back with your
last-scene-in-a-rom-com ass.
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- Admit it.
You're soft like baby butt.
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- No.
I'm--I'm hard like muscle butt.
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Look, okay, I am totally fine,
all right?
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I promise you, I'm moving on.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, right.
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- Guys, I am for real.
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I'm good,
and we just found ourselves
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a new go-to bar,
so I'm extra good.
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- Wait, what's happening?
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- Don't worry.
Everything's fine.
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This only happens
every 20 minutes or so.
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- We should keep searching
for a new bar, yeah?
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all: Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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[classical music playing]
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♪
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- Sup.
- Sup.
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- Man, I'm trying
to take a little nap
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and that's a little loud.
You think you could get
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a couple decibels
off that joint?
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- Damn, my bad.
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It's just the music really
helps me lock into my work.
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Any chance I could leave it?
- Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, all right, cool.
Yeah, no problem.
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- Oh, hey, by the way,
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I got new toilet paper
since it was my turn.
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I just got the single ply.
It was on sale.
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- Oh, okay. Yeah.
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But you know I like the TP
with the thickness, right?
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Preferably the brand
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where the bears are taking
a dump in the woods.
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- Yeah but it's kinda
all the same to me
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and I didn't think
you'd mind saving money
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since you don't have a job-job.
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- Oh.
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You know,
that's an interesting point.
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I hadn't thought about it
in the way you just put it.
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Thank you for your
consideration in this matter.
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- For sure.
246
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Sup?
- Sup.
247
00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,186
- Nothing, you?
- Nothing.
248
00:08:55,229 --> 00:08:56,491
- Okay.
- Okay.
249
00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:58,102
- Yeah, enjoy that nap.
- Thank you.
250
00:08:58,145 --> 00:08:59,799
I'ma get my Z's on.
- Do that.
251
00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,540
- All right.
- All right.
252
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:02,889
- Now a look at the weather
with Danielle.
253
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:06,371
[phone rings]
254
00:09:06,414 --> 00:09:07,981
- Hey, Wyatt.
- Hey, Noah.
255
00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:09,200
How you doing?
How you holding up?
256
00:09:09,243 --> 00:09:10,505
- You know, at first,
I was like,
257
00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:11,724
shot through the heart,
shout-out Bon Jovi.
258
00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,247
But now I'm stronger
than yesterday.
259
00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,553
Shout-out Britney Spears.
260
00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,076
We are never, ever
getting back together.
261
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,208
Shout-out Taylor Swift.
262
00:09:17,251 --> 00:09:18,426
- Noah, those are
the white people
263
00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,645
that you listen to
when you are saddest.
264
00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:20,690
Are you sure you're good?
265
00:09:20,733 --> 00:09:22,300
- Dude, seriously,
I'm--I'm fine.
266
00:09:22,343 --> 00:09:23,649
But enough about me.
267
00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:25,085
Like, how are you?
- Oh, good. Good.
268
00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,130
Just putting
the finishing touches
269
00:09:26,173 --> 00:09:27,871
on this
eighth anniversary party.
270
00:09:27,914 --> 00:09:29,176
You know,
I want it to be perfect.
271
00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,874
Let me run some titles by you.
272
00:09:30,917 --> 00:09:32,963
"Death Won't Do Us Part Eight."
273
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,443
"The 007 Plus One Year Bash."
274
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,055
"Eight Night
with Conan O'Versary."
275
00:09:38,098 --> 00:09:39,883
"Can't Hardly Eight."
276
00:09:39,926 --> 00:09:41,145
Hey, Noah?
277
00:09:41,188 --> 00:09:42,189
Noah, are you sure
you're good?
278
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,364
'Cause I'm pitching gold
over here.
279
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:47,238
- Huh?
Yeah. Yeah.
280
00:09:47,281 --> 00:09:50,241
- ♪ I could hardly
believe it ♪
281
00:09:50,284 --> 00:09:53,723
♪ When I heard
the news today ♪
282
00:09:53,766 --> 00:09:58,162
♪ I had to come and get it
straight from you ♪
283
00:09:58,205 --> 00:10:01,295
[Michael Bolton's "How Am I
Supposed to Live Without You"]
284
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,733
♪ They said you were leaving
285
00:10:03,776 --> 00:10:07,214
♪ Someone swept
your heart away ♪
286
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:10,087
♪ From the look
upon your face ♪
287
00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:12,655
♪ I see it's true
288
00:10:12,698 --> 00:10:14,352
♪
289
00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:17,094
♪ So tell me all about it
- Alicia?
290
00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:19,705
- ♪ Tell me 'bout the plans
you're making ♪
291
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:23,709
♪ Oh, then tell me
one thing more ♪
292
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:27,191
♪ Before I go
293
00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:33,066
♪ Tell me, how am I supposed
to live without you? ♪
294
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:36,200
♪
295
00:10:36,243 --> 00:10:38,376
[glass chimes]
296
00:10:38,419 --> 00:10:40,204
- I'd like to thank everyone
for coming out
297
00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:43,033
to Wyatt and Kristen's
"Twist of F8,
298
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,991
The Future Looks Gr8."
299
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:49,474
My wife is the smartest,
kindest person that I know.
300
00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:53,783
And she is so beautiful.
I mean, damn.
301
00:10:53,826 --> 00:10:55,828
- Oh, damn you.
- Oh, damn you.
302
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,700
- Ooh, no, damn you.
- No, damn you.
303
00:10:57,743 --> 00:10:59,136
both: Damn you.
- Damn you, girl.
304
00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:00,790
- I want to damn you all day.
305
00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:03,575
- You gonna damn you all day?
I'm gonna damn you all night.
306
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,537
I love you so much, baby.
307
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,583
- And I love you too.
308
00:11:11,626 --> 00:11:15,152
Cheers, y'all.
all: Cheers.
309
00:11:15,195 --> 00:11:18,372
- Hey, guys. Happy anniversary.
310
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,984
- Aw, thanks, girl.
So good to see you.
311
00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:23,421
Noah, I'd love to introduce
to some of my friends
312
00:11:23,464 --> 00:11:24,857
now that you're back
on the market.
313
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:27,338
There are some baddies here,
and they're all single.
314
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:28,818
- Well, I mean,
as much as I love the fact
315
00:11:28,861 --> 00:11:30,558
that you refer
to your friends as baddies,
316
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:31,777
I'm actually gonna head home
in a little bit.
317
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,605
- Wow, he'd rather
go home and ponder
318
00:11:33,648 --> 00:11:35,433
his dead relationship
than stay at the party.
319
00:11:35,476 --> 00:11:37,827
- Mm-hmm. Baby butt.
- Boing, boing.
320
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,350
- You know, I was 12%
gonna go home,
321
00:11:39,393 --> 00:11:41,134
but I'm actually feeling
a second wind.
322
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,832
So yeah. Let's mingle.
323
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,442
You guys better grab
your umbrellas,
324
00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:47,010
because there's about to be
a torrential flirt storm.
325
00:11:47,053 --> 00:11:48,315
- Okay.
- Okay.
326
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,709
- That is a beautiful dress.
Is that Cushnie?
327
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:54,191
- Um, yes.
- I'm Noah. Nice to meet you.
328
00:11:54,234 --> 00:11:57,150
[smooth music]
329
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,239
- You like kisses?
- Excuse me?
330
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:02,808
- I'm sorry, I meant, quiches.
Noah. Nice to meet you.
331
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:06,594
♪
332
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,858
- I come to bury Caesar,
not praise him.
333
00:12:08,901 --> 00:12:11,556
both: The evil that men do
lives after them.
334
00:12:11,599 --> 00:12:14,951
The good is oft interred
with their bones.
335
00:12:14,994 --> 00:12:17,083
So let it be with Caesar.
336
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,868
- Noah. Nice to meet you.
337
00:12:21,609 --> 00:12:22,915
- So what's the latest
with Davis?
338
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,830
Is he elephant or donkey?
- I think he's donkey.
339
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,790
He's just so kind,
caring, and giving in bed.
340
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,314
- Yo, see our boy Noah
over there?
341
00:12:30,357 --> 00:12:31,576
- Permission to dance
up on you?
342
00:12:31,619 --> 00:12:33,099
- Permission granted.
343
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:35,841
[R&B music playing]
344
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,148
- Future's looking quite great
for him right now.
345
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,672
- Meanwhile, the future's not
looking so great for this bar.
346
00:12:40,715 --> 00:12:42,021
Couldn't find a coaster,
Ray Charles?
347
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,414
- [laughs]
Ray Charles.
348
00:12:43,457 --> 00:12:45,068
That's funny 'cause
he didn't see the coaster.
349
00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:47,070
- And the future's not looking
so great for your facial hair,
350
00:12:47,113 --> 00:12:49,028
over here looking like
a unfinished drawing.
351
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,509
- Ooh, that's a good visual.
- Ha, okay. You're bald.
352
00:12:51,552 --> 00:12:52,815
- Ooh, heyo.
- And you look like you grew up
353
00:12:52,858 --> 00:12:53,990
in a country club, you sellout.
354
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,556
- Ooh, this was fun
just a second ago.
355
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,775
Is everything okay
between you two?
356
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:57,863
- Oh, I'm all good over here.
357
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,256
- Oh, we're great.
Never better.
358
00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:01,780
- I'ma gonna go this way.
- And I'ma go that way.
359
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,434
- The [bleep] just happened?
360
00:13:03,477 --> 00:13:04,870
- ♪ Real love
361
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,829
[Mary J. Blige's "Real Love"]
362
00:13:06,872 --> 00:13:08,308
♪ I'm searching
for a real love ♪
363
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,527
- Permission to get outta here
364
00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,311
and see where the rest
of the night goes?
365
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,444
- Permission granted.
366
00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:15,185
- ♪ Real love
367
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,404
♪ I'm searching
368
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:21,104
[upbeat music]
369
00:13:21,147 --> 00:13:22,105
- You're cute.
370
00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:25,891
♪
371
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:29,199
[phone ringing]
372
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,809
- I have to take this.
373
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,033
- Yo, this place is cool,
right?
374
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,512
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's all right.
375
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,905
- All right, well,
next round's on me.
376
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,602
Anybody need anything?
- Actually, I need a tea.
377
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,995
I would like to have
378
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,215
the "how was the rest
of your night with Kim" tea.
379
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,826
[laughter]
- It was a great night.
380
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,262
You know, she's a dope person.
381
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,698
It was great
getting to know her.
382
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,048
- Man, cut the crap.
383
00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:54,441
Did you put some miles
on the mattress or zwhat?
384
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:57,227
- A gentleman does not
kiss and tell.
385
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,707
So I guess I'm a bad boy,
because yeah.
386
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,405
[laughter and cheering]
387
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,623
- God is good.
388
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:03,973
- So when you gonna see her
again, bro?
389
00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:05,104
- Oh, you know,
we're hanging out next week.
390
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,236
- Oh, that's dope. That's dope.
391
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,541
- That's weird,
because Kristen said
392
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,456
that Kim is going out of town
all next week.
393
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,502
- Oh, right. Right.
I meant two weeks. Dinner.
394
00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:13,373
Little Dom's,
little Italian, you know?
395
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,592
- I see.
- Yeah.
396
00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:15,941
- That's also weird
because Kristen said
397
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,464
that Kim is gluten-free.
398
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,466
- I didn't realize how close
Kim and Kristen are.
399
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,598
That's so cool.
400
00:14:20,641 --> 00:14:21,947
- So you getting Italian
401
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,949
in two weeks with a girl
that can't eat pasta?
402
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,037
- Hold on.
[sniffs]
403
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,299
You guys smell that?
404
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,692
- Smell what?
I don't smell anything.
405
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:29,563
- Yeah, because no one can
smell their own lie pie.
406
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,825
You're lying. But why?
407
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:32,827
- Because he did hook up,
just not with Kim.
408
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,133
- Alicia.
- [gasps]
409
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,309
- Okay, yes. Yes, we hung out.
410
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,311
We talked and we're both cool
with the casual thing,
411
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,617
so we're on the same page now.
412
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,184
- Those sound like
different pages, homey.
413
00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:43,360
So you can claim to be
as casual as you wanna be,
414
00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:45,492
but sooner or later, your heart
is gonna grab your brain
415
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,930
by the shoulders and scream,
"This is wack!"
416
00:14:47,973 --> 00:14:51,977
- I disagree.
Look, I love Alicia.
417
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,413
And I really wanna
make this work.
418
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,372
And all I've gotten
from each of you is judgement.
419
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:56,503
Except for you, Wyatt.
Thank you.
420
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,852
You've been very cool.
- Thank you.
421
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,158
- Look, guys, we have
finally found ourselves
422
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,464
a bar that we actually like.
423
00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:02,118
So can you guys
just lay off me for a second
424
00:15:02,161 --> 00:15:03,510
and just let me enjoy
my drinks in peace?
425
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,164
- All right, all right.
[dance music playing]
426
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,559
- Ladies and gentlemen,
the rave has begun.
427
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,082
[cheers and applause]
428
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:12,606
- Noah, this is all your fault,
my guy.
429
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,870
♪
430
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,916
- Hey, man.
It's been a week now.
431
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,874
You need to give me
my damn kombucha.
432
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,267
- Who do you think
you're talking to?
433
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,704
I'll get it when I get it.
434
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,054
- Typical.
- Typical what?
435
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:27,056
- Typical you,
taking your sweet time.
436
00:15:27,099 --> 00:15:28,231
- And typical you,
437
00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:30,015
always buying
single ply toilet paper.
438
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,625
It's like wiping your butt
with cotton candy.
439
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:32,887
- Again with the toilet paper.
440
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,628
Geez!
- Oh.
441
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,152
Oh, so, wanna slap box now.
442
00:15:36,195 --> 00:15:37,631
Oh, you're too soft
for all of that.
443
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:40,330
- Soft? I ain't soft.
Let's box then.
444
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,201
- Okay. All right.
- Come on. Whoo!
445
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,898
I'm ready for you, baby.
I'm ready.
446
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,031
- Oh, okay.
That was a quick one.
447
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,119
I didn't know we started yet.
448
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,381
- Yeah.
- All right then.
449
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:49,469
- All, right, come on.
What you got?
450
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,732
Give me your best shot.
Oh, whoa!
451
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,866
Man, okay.
All right, okay.
452
00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:56,737
Okay. Whoo!
453
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:59,740
Oh. Whoo! Whoo! Okay.
454
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:03,396
- Ah! Okay, time out.
Time out. Time out.
455
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,051
I'm not--I'm not stopping
because I'm hurt.
456
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,357
I'm stopping
because my hands hurt
457
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,619
from hitting you too hard.
458
00:16:08,662 --> 00:16:10,012
- Yeah.
- You got a strong jawline.
459
00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:10,925
- Yeah.
- You should be proud of that.
460
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,275
- I am. I am actually.
461
00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:14,233
And I too am stopping
because my hands hurt
462
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,018
and definitely not my face.
463
00:16:18,237 --> 00:16:19,673
- Look, man,
when Noah introduced us,
464
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,371
I was pumped to be living
465
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,025
with one of his homeys
from UCLA.
466
00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,331
- Yeah, well, I was pumped
as well.
467
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,594
My homey's homey from home
was bound to be my homey too.
468
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,292
- True.
469
00:16:29,335 --> 00:16:30,815
Sometimes I feel like
you look down on me
470
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:32,121
because I didn't go to college
like the rest of y'all.
471
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,731
I'm smart too, man.
472
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:35,776
College wasn't for me,
but I got a 1,580 on my SAT.
473
00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,995
- Really?
- Yeah, man.
474
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,214
- Damn.
475
00:16:38,257 --> 00:16:39,693
- I'm a dope-ass
test taker, brah.
476
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,217
They used to call me Bubbles
in high school
477
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,740
'cause I was always
filling in the right answers.
478
00:16:42,783 --> 00:16:44,394
And because of my big,
juicy butt cheeks.
479
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,613
- [laughs]
480
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:50,269
- Look, man, you one
of the smartest people I know.
481
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,445
I mean, I didn't know
you got a 1,580.
482
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,751
That's just--
- Why, what'd you get?
483
00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:56,101
- Huh? Right in that zone.
We both did great.
484
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,624
Point is,
485
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,236
sometimes I feel like
you do things to provoke me.
486
00:17:00,279 --> 00:17:03,108
Yeah, I like big sweaters
and my white-collar job,
487
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,328
but that doesn't make me
a sellout
488
00:17:05,371 --> 00:17:07,504
or any less Black than you.
489
00:17:07,547 --> 00:17:10,594
- Yo, I--now that I hear it,
I was wilding, man.
490
00:17:10,637 --> 00:17:12,465
I never meant to make you
feel like that.
491
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,468
You're definitely Black.
Sure as hell slap like it.
492
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,688
- Yo, man, I didn't mean to
make you feel belittled either.
493
00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:19,777
[soft music]
494
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,083
We cool?
495
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:22,171
- Mm.
496
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:25,261
♪
497
00:17:25,304 --> 00:17:28,307
[both moaning]
498
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,570
- Oh, you are so good at that.
499
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,833
- I'm just trying
to make you feel good.
500
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,009
- [laughs]
501
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:35,923
[dramatic musical sting]
502
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,838
Oh, no.
503
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:38,839
[dramatic sting]
504
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,711
Oh, no.
505
00:17:40,754 --> 00:17:41,842
[dramatic sting]
506
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,148
Oh, no.
507
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,498
- What is it? What happened?
508
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,196
- I'm sorry.
509
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:49,372
Are you a Republican?
510
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,809
- Well, yeah.
Is that a problem?
511
00:17:51,852 --> 00:17:53,289
- But you seem so normal.
512
00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:56,248
- [laughs]
I am normal.
513
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,077
Look, why can't we
just put politics to the side?
514
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,253
I don't care
that you're a Democrat.
515
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,865
I just care that you're funny
and you're smart.
516
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,302
Damn, you turn me on.
517
00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:09,000
- Yeah? You're right.
518
00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:11,263
We shouldn't let politics
get in the middle of this.
519
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,918
You know, with you being
so open-minded and all.
520
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,007
- Excellent.
- Yes.
521
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,617
[moans]
522
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:23,536
What are your thoughts
on reproductive rights?
523
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:26,539
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Whoo, nope!
524
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,802
- That was a lot of fun.
- Mm-hmm.
525
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,588
- So when can I see you again?
526
00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:34,025
- Maybe next week? Let's text.
- Okay, yeah.
527
00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:37,289
Just so you know, I'll probably
be seeing other people,
528
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,726
since, you know,
we're doing the casual thing.
529
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,467
- Yeah, I mean, you know,
it's what's best, right?
530
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,513
- Right, and just so we clear,
531
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,646
I will be getting intimate
with said people.
532
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,300
For example,
hugging and/or kissing
533
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,910
and/or full-on
sexual intercourse
534
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,130
since I'm totally chill
and all the way casual.
535
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,132
- Yeah, that sounds
pretty casual to me.
536
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:57,570
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah.
537
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,789
[both laugh]
538
00:18:58,832 --> 00:19:01,357
[relaxed R&B music]
539
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,097
- It's a 2016
de Jean Cab Franc.
540
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,229
Enjoy.
541
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,448
- Thank you.
- Great.
542
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,232
Okay, I know we've been
trying to replace
543
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,800
our old go-to bar,
and I've been thinking,
544
00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:11,932
maybe we should try
something completely new.
545
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,847
- So a wine bar?
546
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,545
- Yeah. It's a fresh start.
547
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,242
- But you're back
with Alicia again, right?
548
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,418
We could just go back
to Dolly Pitchers.
549
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,291
- Nah, we can't.
- Really? What happened?
550
00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:26,338
[both laugh]
551
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,383
- Wait, this is wack.
552
00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:28,645
- I'm sorry, what?
553
00:19:31,343 --> 00:19:34,868
- Look, I'm sick of pretending
I'm someone I'm not.
554
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,175
Now, was me thinking
of marriage too early insane?
555
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,611
Yes, it was absolutely crazy.
556
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:41,614
But when I was 12 years old,
my mother passed away.
557
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,573
And my father was never open
to love after that,
558
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,924
and he just seems so miserable.
559
00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:50,014
So I always promised myself
that I would rather go crazy
560
00:19:50,057 --> 00:19:52,973
running toward love
than running away from it.
561
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,192
And I may have watched
562
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,150
one too many rom-coms
along the way,
563
00:19:56,194 --> 00:20:00,285
but I'm just a boy,
564
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,505
standing in front of a girl,
565
00:20:02,548 --> 00:20:06,030
telling her I don't wanna
have sex with other people.
566
00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:08,511
It's too much pressure,
and what if I forget
567
00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:11,601
which sex moves
are for what person?
568
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,167
[sighs]
569
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,387
Goodbye, Alicia.
570
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,390
- So is Dad's emotional
barrenness after Mom died
571
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,652
the reason why I try to collect
572
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,480
as many dating experiences
as possible
573
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,874
while using humor to keep
my walls up emotionally?
574
00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:27,312
Gulp-boo-da-boo!
I guess we'll never know.
575
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,835
[laughter]
576
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:31,229
- And yeah, I wasn't just
putting up a front with her.
577
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,710
I-I thought you guys
were judging me.
578
00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:35,189
But now I realize
579
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,669
that you all were just trying
to help me through this.
580
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,759
- Ah, man,
I was judging you a little.
581
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,501
- So yes.
I am soft like baby butt.
582
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,198
But you know what?
That's just who I am, man.
583
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:46,331
I gotta keep it 100 with myself
and with y'all too.
584
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,332
- To keeping it 100.
585
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,899
all: To keeping it 100.
586
00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:55,253
- This is dope Cab Franc.
It's bold with a medium body.
587
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,168
I think I taste notes
of blackberry,
588
00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:59,562
maybe a little cocoa in there.
589
00:20:59,605 --> 00:21:01,477
What? Maybe I read
a couple books on wine.
590
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,348
And LeBron drinks it.
Wine is Black now.
591
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,349
[laughter]
- All right.
592
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,481
- I kinda like this place.
593
00:21:05,524 --> 00:21:07,047
- Yeah, I think I like it too.
594
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:10,747
Ooh, if you'll excuse me,
my next adventure awaits.
595
00:21:10,790 --> 00:21:12,139
That man over there
in a zoot suit--
596
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,968
ooh, he looking at me
like a old-timey snack.
597
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,275
Watch out now.
- All right. I see you.
598
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,363
I see you.
- Here I come.
599
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,495
- Ask him where he got
that suit.
600
00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:21,148
- Looks like
they all discovered
601
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:25,239
a little more about one another
while also discovering wine.
602
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,632
I told you.
603
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:29,418
Brothers are out here
feeling things, hmm?
604
00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:31,376
Will they continue
to grow together?
605
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,857
What challenges will come
along the way?
606
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,990
Let's see where this
grand crew goes, shall we?
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