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I'm glad you guys
introduced us to Ethiopian food.
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And now that
I've met Ethiopian food,
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it's time to say
goodbye forever.
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It feels like it's gonna
be a long goodbye.
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I'm re-thinking
opening this door.
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Why don't you
come over for dessert?
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Oh, we'd love to.
Good call, honey.
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Coffee or--
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Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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You guys are pigs.
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I don't believe this.
We've been robbed.
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Wait, the window.
Adam, did you leave it open?
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Did you?
No.
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Then yeah, I did.
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Wait, wait. What if
they're still here?
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You guys stay here
and we'll go check it out.
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Hey, honey, I'm home from
the kung-fu studio.
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Yeah, and I'm home
from gun practice.
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Good. Now they think we're
a super-violent gay couple.
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Get in there.
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I am so freaked out.
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Has anything like this
ever happened to you?
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Uh, one time at work,
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someone stole a yogurt
with my name on it
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right out of the fridge.
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So no.
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Well, it's all clear.
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I checked your
underwear drawer.
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Your jewelry is still there.
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I checked it too.
He's right.
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So, what did they take?
I don't know,
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it doesn't
look like anything.
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Maybe when we came in
we scared them off.
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Hm. I don't think so.
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I mean, whoever did this had
time to make toaster waffles
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and watch 27 Dresses.
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Oh, that was me.
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I took a personal day.
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Well, I guess we got off
pretty lucky, huh?
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I guess.
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Or you could that say we don't
have anything worth stealing.
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Huh.
All of your stuff stinks.
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No, hold on, Jen,
they did take something.
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That bowl that was
on the table.
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The ceramic one with
the turquoise?
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Uh, actually
th-that's our bowl.
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We bought it
in New Mexico.
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Wait, that cost 180 bucks.
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Yes, I know, we brought
over spinach dip once
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and they never
returned it.
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Oh.
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Bad news, guys.
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Someone stole your bowl.
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[SE�OR HAPPY'S "HOW MANY WAYS"
PLAYING]
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?? How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ??
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?? How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ??
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?? With you by my side ??
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?? There is no denyin' ??
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?? I can't wait
For me and you ??
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[??????]
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Jeff. Jeff, wake up.
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What? What?
Is it the burglar?
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Can you handle it?
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No, it's not that.
Listen, something just happened.
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Something really intense.
Really incredible.
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You're welcome.
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Awake or asleep, Daddy knows
what Mommy likes, huh?
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I am serious. I really
need to talk to you.
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Okay.
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Okay, now first you have
to promise not to laugh.
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Oh, you didn't wake me up
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to try on those bike shorts
again, did you?
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No, this is serious.
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All right,
I promise I won't laugh.
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Okay.
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I just saw
my grandmother's ghost.
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Do you mind
if I go laugh in the can?
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I know. I know
it sounds unbelievable.
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But I just saw my Grandma
Shirley at the foot of our bed.
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She was there, she was
wearing this garnet dress
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with this beautiful brooch
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she used to let me play with
when I was a kid.
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Gosh, she looked
so lovely and peaceful,
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with this sweet smile
on her face,
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like she was really happy
to see me.
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Probably just psyched
to be out of the urn.
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I'm sorry, go on.
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[SIGHS]
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I just--
I always felt so bad
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I didn't make it home
to see her before she died,
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but now I feel
like it's okay.
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You really saw her?
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I did.
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It wasn't like
a very real dream?
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Like the one I had
where me and Lee Majors
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were tracking Bigfoot?
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No.
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No, no, I was awake.
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I was sitting up.
She was right there.
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It was real.
Huh.
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Do you believe me?
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Yeah, I do.
I believe you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah. I'm here for you.
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I feel so close
to you right now.
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Hm.
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Hey, Grandma Shirley
isn't still here, is she?
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I'm about
to take off my bottoms.
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[AUDREY LAUGHS]
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[??????]
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Sir?
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I spoke to your gym,
but they maintain their stance
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you must participate
in the cardio hip-hop class,
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you cannot
just sit and watch.
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Call my lawyer.
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I contacted the accounting
firm across the street,
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but sadly no one
could put me in touch
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with "the stacked lady
in the pink thing."
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What?!
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She's right there.
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Pointing at me
and closing the blinds.
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And, sir, finally here are
all the bathing suit images
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of the French actress
Audrey Tautou.
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Yeah. Whoo!
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Oh, yeah. Oh.
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See, this is one classy girl.
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Ooh. Bonjour, side boob.
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Mercicup. Heh-heh.
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Good job, Timmy.
I tell you what,
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take an extra fiver before
you grab me my juice box.
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Enormously
kind of you, sir.
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But, uh, in lieu
of your generosity today,
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may I instead
leave early tomorrow?
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Early? Why?
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I'd rather not say.
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Say.
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No, thank you.
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No say, no early.
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No early, no say.
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Sir, I really--
Say!
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If you must know, I'm meeting
my fianc�e at the airport.
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Fianc�e? Ha-ha.
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Well, that's gotta be wrong.
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Uh, Timmy,
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are you having trouble
with your English words again?
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No,
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English is my first language.
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Of seven.
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I mean "fianc�e" as in the woman
I am to marry.
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You're engaged?
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How am I just hearing
about this?
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Surprisingly, I have some
personal information
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that you've not yet bribed,
threatened
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or twisted my nipple
to obtain.
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All right,
get back here
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and take your shirt off.
Here we go.
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It's an arranged marriage.
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My parents are quite
traditionally Indian.
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It's part of my culture.
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Not sure
how I feel about this.
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How big are the old fun bags?
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I am not as yet familiar
with the old fun bags.
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She's coming to visit relatives
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and I will meet her
for the first time tomorrow.
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Come on,
you haven't even met her yet?
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My parents met
on their wedding day
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and have been happily married
for nearly three decades.
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Ay, caramba.
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Wow, your culture
sure has its quirks.
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It's bad enough they make you
wear the feathery hats
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and talk to
the eagles and stuff.
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It is, in fact,
not that bad, sir,
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because, once again,
I'm not that kind of Indian!
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All right, you don't have
to scalp me over this.
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[??????]
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I just can't believe someone
in this day and age
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would go through
with an arranged marriage.
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My marriage to Audrey
was arranged.
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By vodka.
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I gotta find a way to show Timmy
he's making a huge mistake.
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I hate to see him forced to do
something he doesn't wanna do.
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You do that to him
all the time.
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I know. The other day
I made him touch a dead pigeon.
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I'm just saying,
this is New York.
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You can't leave the window open.
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I burnt my toaster waffles
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and I couldn't watch
27 Dresses with all that smoke.
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I can't believe we have nothing
worth stealing.
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It's embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing.
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Yeah, it's a little
embarrassing.
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Why don't you just
get some decent stuff?
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you go
50 miles north of Santa Fe,
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lay 180 bucks on an old Navajo
broad and get a bowl.
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Hello.
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Wow, you look great.
You're glowing.
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Something really incredible
happened last night.
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Guilty.
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No, not that.
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Okay, you guys,
this was truly unbelievable.
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It was, like, 4 in the morning
and all of a sudden--
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Audrey, I thought that was
a private thing.
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No, I want to share it with
our friends. And Russell.
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Anyway, so I woke up
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and I looked
at the end of my bed,
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and I saw my grandma's ghost.
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Hm.
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Wow.
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Jeff, you might wanna hide
the key to the booze closet.
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We shouldn't make fun of her.
I met her grandma once.
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If you see her again,
will you tell her I said boo?
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I guess I should have expected
this. But I know what I saw.
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Jeff believes me.
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The man who's skeptical
Puerto Rico is real?
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Yes. Tell them.
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I believe that
you believe you saw a ghost.
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What?
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We don't really know what
you saw last night, do we?
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We don't?
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No. We do not.
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Look at that.
Printed in Puerto Rico.
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I stand corrected.
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[??????]
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[??????]
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Hey there, pumpkin.
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Wow. You look stunning.
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You don't really know
what I saw last night? Huh?
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You believe
I believe I saw a ghost?
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I don't believe
I used that tone.
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Do you know how embarrassing
that was for me?
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My own husband
wouldn't even support me
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in front of our friends.
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In my defense, you caught me
a little off-guard
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when you told your kooky
ghost story out in public.
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Kooky ghost story?
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Again,
I may be saying these things,
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but you're putting a lot
of extra mustard on them.
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So you never believed me?
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Well, in the moment,
I guess I-- No.
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So you just lied to, what,
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make me feel better
and get some sex out of it?
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Right, because I thought
seeing your dead grandmother
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would get you all teed up.
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You are unbelievable.
I'm sorry,
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but I can't choose to believe
something because you do.
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If I said something
completely crazy,
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would you believe me,
no matter what?
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I would.
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Well, that's just stupid.
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No. No.
You know what's stupid?
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Me thinking I could share
something important
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with my husband and not feel
vulnerable and ridiculed.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:49,291
I am so boned
if that's Grandma Shirley.
257
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,838
Huh?
Not even close.
258
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:57,008
[??????]
259
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,932
Hey.
260
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,559
Hey, you like magic?
261
00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,729
Wanna see me pull
something out of my pants?
262
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:14,316
Come on.
It's a scarf.
263
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,277
It's not a scarf.
264
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,863
Hey, there he is.
Have a seat.
265
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,406
Yes, I'm here.
What was so important?
266
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:24,493
I've been thinking about your
little arranged marriage thing.
267
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,077
Still?
Yes.
268
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:29,081
I don't think you're focusing
enough on what you're giving up.
269
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:32,919
I give you exhibits A, B, C,
270
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,379
and double D.
271
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,924
Sir, with all due respect--
272
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,716
And frankly,
I'm not sure any is due.
273
00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:42,344
--I understand that you're
against marriage,
274
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,889
or any arrangement
God might sanction.
275
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,223
But I'm not you.
276
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,809
But you can be.
277
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,977
I don't want to be.
278
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:53,815
[IN SINGSONG]
I think you do.
279
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,982
I truly do not.
280
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:58,235
Sir, this has been a custom
in my culture for centuries.
281
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,613
And I will not be the first in
my family to challenge that.
282
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:03,908
[SIGHS]
WOMAN: Oh, hey, Russell.
283
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,452
Hey. What are you guys
doing here?
284
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,163
What do you mean?
You're paying us 400 bucks.
285
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,123
And no checks
this time.
286
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,791
Take it easy.
287
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,752
Hey, Timmy, I'd like
you to meet my friends.
288
00:13:15,752 --> 00:13:17,713
This is Monica.
Karen.
289
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,548
And Susan.
Jill.
290
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,844
It's so weird
you guys are here.
291
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,262
[WHISPERS]
I think Monica likes you.
292
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,056
I think
she prefers Karen, sir.
293
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,683
Oh. She likes
the other one?
294
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,352
Jackpot!
295
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,897
I will not let myself
be dragged down to your level.
296
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,233
Your life is not exactly
an advertisement
297
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,361
for happily ever after.
Good night.
298
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,404
Oh, so that's it?
299
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:42,947
[SIGHS]
300
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:47,076
Looks like your friend's not
into it. Wanna call this off?
301
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:50,079
No.
302
00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:53,916
[??????]
303
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,545
Adam, look.
304
00:13:58,545 --> 00:14:00,339
Oh, my God, you're right.
305
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,342
My hair is nuts right now.
306
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,427
No, this picture.
307
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,138
You remember
the night we met,
308
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,306
we took that walk
through Central Park,
309
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,392
and you kissed me
on the bridge?
310
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,809
This is that picture.
311
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:13,310
Oh, yeah.
312
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,522
And for the record,
honey, you kissed me.
313
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,483
I got tired of waiting for you
to make a move.
314
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,442
Tired of waiting?
315
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,320
I met you like
20 minutes before.
316
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,159
Hey, let's come back
tomorrow and buy it.
317
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:28,700
Really?
Yeah.
318
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,037
We need to start accumulating
some grown-up stuff.
319
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,374
You know, like that stupid bowl
Jeff and Audrey used to have.
320
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,459
Yeah, we're adults.
321
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,587
We should start
acting like it.
322
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,053
Starting now.
323
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,180
Starting now.
324
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,516
[??????]
325
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,895
Audrey, Audrey.
What? What is it?
326
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,105
I just saw her.
I saw Grandma Shirley.
327
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:58,898
Jeff!
I'm serious.
328
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,275
She was right here,
just like you described it.
329
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:05,737
With the dress and the brooch,
all that old lady gear.
330
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,949
All right,
it is one thing
331
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,867
to make me feel bad
in front of our friends.
332
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:11,660
And Russell.
333
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,745
But waking me up just
to mock me--
334
00:15:13,745 --> 00:15:15,998
I'm not.
I saw her, I swear.
335
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,250
And now I know
that you saw her too.
336
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,627
You do?
You actually saw her?
337
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:21,462
Absolutely. It's real.
338
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:25,882
I'm sorry that I didn't support
you, it must've felt terrible.
339
00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:27,301
Sorry.
340
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,595
Okay.
I accept your apology.
341
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,054
Thank you.
342
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,723
And you're not just
doing this to get sex?
343
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,808
Absolutely not.
344
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,523
[SIGHS]
345
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:49,156
We could still have sex
just because, right?
346
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,616
[??????]
347
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,283
This is so exciting.
348
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:55,204
I know. I can't wait
to get home and hang it up.
349
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,333
Oh, wait. Allow me.
350
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,168
Oh.
351
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,006
Thank you.
352
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:13,074
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353
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:18,519
[??????]
354
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,397
And then Adam turned around,
and it was gone.
355
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,439
Well, look on the bright side.
356
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:25,151
That's what I've been
trying to tell her.
357
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,361
What is the bright side?
358
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:32,158
For a brief moment, you owned
something worth stealing.
359
00:16:32,949 --> 00:16:36,453
Oh, lookie here.
Does the fun ever start?
360
00:16:36,953 --> 00:16:40,166
Well, isn't this nice
that everyone's here.
361
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,375
Jeff has something important
362
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,419
he would like to tell you
about last night.
363
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,213
Isn't that right, Jeff?
What are you doing?
364
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:46,922
If it really happened,
365
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,091
you should have no problem
telling them.
366
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,176
What are you guys
talking about?
367
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,055
You didn't think your act last
night got you off the hook?
368
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:54,680
Okay, I get it.
369
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,892
Well, last night I saw
Audrey's grandma's ghost.
370
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,146
And it was scary
371
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,107
and a little bit magical.
372
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:10,029
I know it's hard to believe,
but I know what I saw.
373
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,780
Oh, my God.
374
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:15,492
Yeah. Boy, did that just
give me goose bumps.
375
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:19,288
Wait, you believe him?
376
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,122
Um, Audrey,
377
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,750
I don't think
Jeff would lie about this.
378
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,793
Neither would I.
379
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,253
That is a freaky story,
Jeff.
380
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:29,465
I'm never gonna come to
your place again.
381
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,468
Deal.
382
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,139
Hold on. I saw the same ghost,
and you all made fun of me.
383
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,767
Audrey, don't sponge off
Jeff's ghost.
384
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:44,271
It wasn't Jeff's ghost,
it was my ghost.
385
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,689
He didn't even believe me.
386
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,317
If your own husband
doesn't believe you,
387
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,444
how do you expect us to?
388
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:54,406
No, he is lying.
He didn't see anything. I did.
389
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,492
Sour grapes.
390
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,411
You know, newsflash, people:
ghosts are real.
391
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,705
Deal with it.
My friend saw--
392
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,916
What the hell is happening here?
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
393
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:05,667
This is terrible.
394
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:09,755
What, are they taking
Trojan Juniors off the market?
395
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,382
RUSSELL:
Nah, it's Timmy.
396
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,134
He's on his way
to the airport.
397
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,719
He's about to make the worst
mistake of his life.
398
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:17,888
Wait a minute.
This has been bugging me.
399
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,307
He's okay with
an arranged marriage,
400
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,767
so why do you care so much?
401
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,229
It's complicated.
Okay.
402
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,275
[??????]
403
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,027
RUSSELL:
Timmy.
404
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:32,694
Timmy.
405
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,570
Sir,
what are you doing here?
406
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,698
Listen, you're making a big
mistake. Come with me, buddy.
407
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,992
I'm very well aware
of your feelings.
408
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,454
But now I'd like to meet
my future bride alone.
409
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,289
Okay, look, Timmy, um,
410
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:47,168
I haven't been totally upfront
about why I'm against this.
411
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:51,630
Uh, I know I'm not exactly
known as Mr. Romantic.
412
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,591
Oh, I would disagree, sir.
Most women swoon when they see
413
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,179
the "No Fat Chicks" placard
on your office door.
414
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,013
Okay, okay.
415
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,640
All right,
here's the thing.
416
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,974
I actually do
believe in love.
417
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,852
I believe there's
a special person out there
418
00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:06,978
for each and every one of us.
419
00:19:06,978 --> 00:19:09,273
That person
isn't chosen by your family.
420
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,443
It's chosen right here,
inside.
421
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,612
Just kiss him already.
422
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,615
Get out of here, you bat.
423
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:22,536
Sir, this is
your weakest ploy yet.
424
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,495
It's not a ploy.
425
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,997
Why do you think
I go through so many women?
426
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:28,375
Maybe it's because
my Uncle Glen hugged me
427
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,794
in the pool too much
when I was a kid.
428
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,087
I think it's because
429
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,964
I'm searching for
that special person.
430
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,634
And that's kind of
what you're giving up.
431
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,761
You're being sincere.
432
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:40,596
Yes, I am.
433
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,849
You deserve to find
your own special person.
434
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:44,766
I--
435
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,102
Well, I've never seen
this side of you before,
436
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:51,815
Mr. Dunbar, and to be honest,
for the first time
437
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:55,151
I think you may actually
have a point.
438
00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:55,861
I do.
439
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,154
Don't you want
what everyone wants?
440
00:19:58,154 --> 00:19:59,198
That moment you see her,
441
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,743
and you realize
your search is over?
442
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,370
Timmy?
443
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,003
[??????]
444
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,801
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
445
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,055
[SIGHS]
446
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,893
Huh?
447
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,436
That's tacky.
448
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,187
That's an insult to bowls.
449
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:33,524
That's more of a plate,
dude.
450
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,567
No!
451
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,153
[SIGHS]
452
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:41,532
When are we gonna tell him
we found the bowl at our place?
453
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,743
Ah, when it stops being fun.
454
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,454
Heh-heh. It is fun.
455
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:50,916
[??????]
456
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,505
[??????]
457
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