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He's dead!
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- Really?
- No, no, no.
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No!
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I wonder if the concert is canceled.
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If it is, I get it,
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but it's just something I've
really been looking forward to.
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And what am I gonna do with this?
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Who could've done such a thing?
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Heifer Tattoos on Ninth Street...
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- Not your tattoo, Gilbert.
- Right.
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Who could've killed Bran BcBillan?
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_
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Fourteen's up.
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Not that I'm complaining,
but why is there a taco shop
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in a funeral home?
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There are so many funeral
homes in New Woodstream,
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it's lucrative for food franchises
to piggyback on to it.
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Plus, food does put a cork in
the sadness of the bereaved.
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You know what you should do?
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After a night with all
your new college friends,
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after you've been
dancing and hip-hopping
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and crunk-funking, you should come here
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and have a big taco
"munch-athon" with each other.
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Yeah, I'll tell my college friends.
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All of them.
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Number 12, your bereavement
burrito is ready.
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Welcome.
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Programs? Tissue?
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Chips and salsa?
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Who could've killed our
crazy-attractive brother?
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I'm not trying to stir up any shit,
but maybe it was you, Brody.
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Now, why would I kill him?
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He was the best singer in the group.
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Well, now you're the best male
singer in the group, so just saying.
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How dare you. I'm not a brother killer.
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You mother...
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Stop it. Stop. Stop titty-twisting.
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He's undershooting my
nips by, like, five inches.
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What do you think I am, a cow?
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Broda, I know this is a weird
time to bring this up...
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but sister to sister, girl,
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your breath smells like a
toddler's hot mall diaper.
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These mints, they were given to
me by Bran before he passed.
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Here, have one.
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I don't want anything
from our fucking brother.
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He was a grade-A asshole.
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He's not even cold yet.
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You are such a heartless bitch.
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You're such a fart-less Mitch!
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Everybody shut their holes, all of them.
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Pie, pee, butt, and bung.
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Maybe I'm glad I don't have siblings.
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What can I say?
They all came out breach.
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It felt like pushing open TV
trays out of my queef station.
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And then we did what all parents do:
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We just kept them alive
until they started touring.
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Wait, so which one died?
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I'm not sure. How many do we have?
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- One less.
- Since we're parents,
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we get free tacos.
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Our deepest...
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I'm starting to think these
smiling siblings' upbringing
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wasn't as trippy as we think it was.
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How the fink do you
reprimand that many kids?
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You got Bran, Branda, Brody, Broda.
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How the hell do you even
keep up with all those Bs?
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It's just too many Bs.
I don't know if I can do it.
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Well, your name is Billy Bills, sir.
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Get out of here, Gilbert!
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I just can't believe he's gone.
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We didn't hate him at all.
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Aw. Sad.
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My condolences, you guys.
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Um...
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Could you just, uh,
sign your statements?
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And, also, this one on the bottom too,
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if you could, under your photo.
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Uh, uh-uh. Ahem. Gilbert.
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We talked about this
earlier in the car, right?
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Come on, man. Not today.
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Welcome, everyone.
I'm Undertaker Lee Drain.
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I am here to be Bran BcBillan's
tour guide to Worm Town.
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I will be lovingly tucking him
in to his forever dirt nap.
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You might be wondering why
the casket is shaped so screwy.
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Well, our toe-tagger here...
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Sorry.
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Our beloved friend and brother
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died in a b-boy spin position
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and we just couldn't
uncurl him out of it.
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Oh, we tried.
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We dropped a shitload
of cinder blocks on him.
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And tried to steam him out.
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Even put him between a couple of F-150s
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and tried to tow him apart
and, uh, he wouldn't budge.
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Got to tell you, in all my years,
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I've never seen anyone
get that hard that quick.
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I believe that Bran was
poisoned with strychnine.
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Ask any fruit rat.
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It takes you from zero
to stiffy in 60 seconds.
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Anyway, please put your hands together
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for the BcBillan Brother Plus Sisters.
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
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My siblings and I would like to...
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sing one of our hits
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that our beloved brother, Bran,
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used to love to shake
his gorgeous ass to.
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It's called "Moon Dust."
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Oh, "Moon Dust."
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Awful dust.
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♪ You got a can like a harvest moon ♪
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♪ Why don't you shake it? ♪
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♪ Like a tater that's steaming hot ♪
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♪ Why don't you ding that dam ♪
♪ Like a Russian bot? ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Moon dust ♪
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Oh, no. My brother.
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So sad.
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Poor pudding.
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I'll go get him.
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Brody, come on.
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Stop milking it.
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Brody? Brody?
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Brody?
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Brody!
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- He's dead.
- What?
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Brody's dead.
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My dead brother is talking
to my other dead brother.
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The killer used the same poison to
kill Brody as they used on Bran.
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But how did they sneak into the funeral?
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Security is very tight.
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They confiscated my massage egg.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey. It's that server
from The Honey Pot.
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Hi, hi, how are you?
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I thought you hated these guys.
Also, we think you killed them.
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You think I'd hurt them? I love them.
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One of them put their seed inside
of me and I made a baby come out.
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Which one?
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I don't know. It was
a really crazy night.
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Oh.
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Definitely Bran.
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Depends on the angle. Look.
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I see Brody.
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For all we know, you could've had a
"threezo" with Broda and Branda.
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Yes! Gay science.
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You leave me and my baby alone.
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I'm sorry we offended you.
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But I will confess that
while I was down there,
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I gave your baby vaccinations,
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in case you're one of those
batshit bee-hootches.
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Thank you. I actually did forget.
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Now, get the fuck out of my way.
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Can't believe she couldn't remember
which one fathered her baby.
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That's why I always keep a guest book.
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She's clearly not the
murderer, but who is?
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Who am I gonna laugh with now, huh?
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Who am I gonna shower with,
both regular and golden?
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Tell me! Who's gonna gently
pat dry between the folds?
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Why? Why my brothers?
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They were my favorite siblings.
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Why not me, huh?
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I can make that happen, you cunt-burger!
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I could poison you like this
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and then you could all be dead together.
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Branda, you are going
to jail for murder!
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- Pewntz, take her downtown!
- No.
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- Take her downtown!
- No!
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- Put the cuffs on her.
- No!
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Pewntz, you gotta do
better than this, man.
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She's limp and stiff at the same time.
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No!
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Ah!
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Gilbert, you can't put cuffs on
a person if you got cuffs on.
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- Go get her!
- I'm on it! Shoot.
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Don't look at me like that.
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