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[Harley] C'mon. C'mon. C'mon.
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Oh, my God, you piece of shit!
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Ugh, damn it!
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How is a girl suppose to
plan her takeover of Gotham
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[shouts] if she can't
see her kill board?
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It's only six people, Harls. And two of
them were dead when you made this list.
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Well, I wanted to
give us a head start.
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Like when you put your
own money in the tip jar
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at the beginning
of your barista shift.
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Ah! Mazel! How'd ya
make all these candles?
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Definitely not with the
rendered fat of dead zebras.
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Well, then I guess
it remains a mystery.
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Ugh. We need power!
We can't keep depending
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on runaway zoo animals for
Psycho to make candles out of.
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I made hats, too.
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Gotham is a wasteland.
No one has reliable power.
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[Riddler] Riddle me this,
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what's the only place in Gotham
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with a still-intact power
plant and running water?
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Well, it's right
here! At Riddle U!
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Where the young and promising
can charge their cell phones
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and their brains.
Right, three girls?
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[together] Yes, Dean Riddler.
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Mmm. Now, that's clean water.
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That asshole's the
only one with power.
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We're gonna kill him next
and steal it for ourselves.
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Ive, hope you're
vaccinated for HPV
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'cause we're goin' to college.
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[Poison Ivy] Harley,
you know we're too old
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to get the HPV vaccine, right?
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[theme music playing]
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Okay, here's the plan.
We pretend to be coeds,
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sneak into Riddle
U, kill the Riddler,
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maybe go to a sick party, and then we
have all the power and water to ourselves.
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Ooh! What are you
gonna charge first?
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I'm gonna blow dry my hair!
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- As an actor...
- Not an actor!
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I know a thing or
two about acting.
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To go undercover you
must become the cover.
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So much so that you can no
longer even remember your true self.
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Like a young
Mr. Jonathan Depp in
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the television series
21 Jump Street,
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and a very old Mr. Jonathan Depp
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in the feature film
21 Jump Street.
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Yeah, you're not coming with.
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I agree, Clayface shouldn't go
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but your boo...
Stephanie is mad-stoked
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to hook up with you on the quad.
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- Oh, God...
- What up?
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It is I, Stephanie,
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a fun, yet bookish transfer
student from Chico State.
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Yeah. Stephanie's
not going either.
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[chuckles] No, she's not.
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You, however, are
going to a padded room.
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You're way harsher than the
girls who drove me out of Chico.
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I can't spill the deets 'cause
of the impending lawsuit, so...
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All right, Ive, are you ready
for all-night study seshes,
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talkin' philosophy
and smokin' cloves,
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puttin' up any poster we
want in our dorm room! Ah!
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You know what, I do have an Indigo
Girls poster that does need a wall.
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Oh, my God! All right,
while you two geriatric coeds
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are rediscovering yourselves,
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the rest of us are makin' zebra
candles and chewin' on water!
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[gasps] So it was zebras...
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Oh! At least the
mouse is alive this time.
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- Oh.
- Oh, my God!
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I drank two quarts of that shit.
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I fear we may not
survive until your return.
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Then you and Psycho find
a water filter. Great idea!
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Ive, hope you're vaccinated for
HPV 'cause we're goin' to college!
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- Yeah. You said that already.
- I know,
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but when I said it nobody knew
the plan so nobody laughed.
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[Poison Ivy] Sure.
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[crowd chanting] Let
us in, let us in, let us in!
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- [gunshot]
- [people scream]
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Put us down on that tower.
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Oh, if my girlfriend sees me
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hanging out with
you hot young coeds...
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- Ugh.
- she's going to be green with envy.
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Oh, my God, fuckin' gross.
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- I thought it was cute, babe.
- Nice.
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[Riddler] Morning, students.
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Riddle me this, what's priceless
but still costs 60k a year?
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- Riddle U.
- It's better than Harvard.
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- [Riddler] Carry on.
- [microphone feedback]
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Pretty lazy riddle, but he is
right about Harvard sucking.
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And that's was Water
Fountain 29 where you can get
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the best Riddler water in
all of new, New Gotham.
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Oh, my God, it's so interesting.
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So, like, I have a question.
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Where is the Riddler right now?
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I'm sorry. Were you two
on the tour when we started?
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I don't see your name tags.
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Oh, we told you at the
beginning of the tour
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that we were
definitely there for.
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I, of course, am
Heather Witherbee
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and this is my friend
Izziadora Staplebuntkin.
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Hmm. I feel like I would've
remembered such distinct names.
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Yes, yes. We do have
very distinct names, Heather.
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- It's chill, they're with me.
- Oh, thanks, Steph.
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Let's keep this train going.
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He actually showed up?
I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.
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I dunno, Harls, I mean, he/she
seems to be very popular.
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And you've got to admit, like,
Steph's really pulling off her crop top.
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I mean, you never
really made it work.
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I know. I never know
what to pair it with.
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Well, that was a surprisingly
easy and delightful stroll
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across an apocalyptic wasteland.
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Of course it was!
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Any idiot could've done it.
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I'm a brilliant telepath and
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my talents are being squandered
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on menial tasks like this.
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And you do stuff, too.
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Shit! There's still cops?
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- [cops] Stop right there!
- He did it!
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[gasps] Your treachery
knows no bounds!
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I'm not going to jail
for you or anybody!
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- Ah!
- [camel bellows]
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Dang. Back to the clink.
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This is Two-Face territory.
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Whaddaya say, boys!
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Howzabout we compose 'em a
story on deez Chicago typewriters?
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What the fuck is dickhead
Tracy talking about?
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Oh, it's one of them
old-timey phrases.
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See, from a distance a
Tommy gun sounds like...
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[machine gun firing]
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- [screams]
- [camel bellows]
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Ah! Well, I'll be damned!
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It does sound like a typewriter.
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And that is the last of
the 17 hedge mazes.
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Yeah, if we could just have a follow-up
question to Heather's earlier question.
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Do you think you could
lead us to the Riddler
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so we can thank him for
letting us in his university?
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[laughing] I mean... It's
not like we're gonna kill him.
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[all laughing]
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He's a very busy man. You
never see him anywhere...
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and yet, he's everywhere.
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Uh, making sure that we all
have clean water and power.
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That concludes our tour.
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[girl over megaphone] A bachelor's
in puzzles is not an education.
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Bring back a useful degree!
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One that guarantees gainful
employment like [grunt] art history.
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What the hell was that?
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The Riddler's the only one
who asks questions around here!
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What? Everyone knows that.
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How long have you been here?
You know what? Never mind.
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- While you're here, will you...
- Join the theater department?
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- No.
- But if I already have?
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Just get intel on the
Riddler's whereabouts.
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Ivy and I are gonna do
some general snoopin' around.
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Fine. Can do. Oh, Chad! Wait up!
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Wow, this place is huge. Where
do we even start to look for Ridd...
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Oh, there he is.
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Riddle me this!
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- [grunts]
- [water splashing]
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You're about to die, bitch.
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[man crying out]
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[grunting]
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You're not Riddler.
Who the hell are you?
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I'm Jiminey Riddles...
The Riddle U mascot.
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Holy frick, it's Harley Quinn?
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Shit!
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- Ha!
- [man gasps]
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Would you like to audition
for the a cappella club?
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Would you like to audition
for the cool a cappella club?
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You're not cooler
than us, Garrett!
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[screaming] Oh, shit!
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[both in sing-song] Shit!
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Argh!
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Yeah, I know. And I got made
by the surprisingly agile tour guide.
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- So...
- Let's go kill a tour guide.
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Find the tour guide.
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Ugh. College Ivy is no fun!
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Hey, I just want to be clear.
I'm anti-forcefully entering
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the dorm room of a girl who
sure does not want us in there.
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Under normal
circumstances, agree.
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But Ive, this is an
emergency procedure.
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[shrieks]
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- Ahh!
- Babs, don't shoot!
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Izziadora? You work
for Harley Quinn?
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Wait... Poison Ivy?
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You were gonna rat
us out to the Riddler!
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What? No! Heck. If anything, I want
someone to take down the Riddler.
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Hey Waynebox. Play
"Party mix." And turn it up.
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[upbeat music plays]
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Look, there's some
seriously terrible stuff
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that's been going on here
ever since Riddler took over.
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Like, what kinda stuff?
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Well, like, we used to have
a really good basketball team
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and all the best
players just disappeared.
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And let's just say, it wasn't
because they went pro.
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Okay? I mean, they were good
for Division II, but you know...
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- What are you saying?
- I'm saying
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students are disappearing.
Riddler's behind it.
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And I wanna take him
down... If you don't kill me.
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Yeah, but how do we know
that the second we untie you,
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you're not gonna turn
us in to your dean?
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You'll just have to trust me.
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[Gordon] Fair warning,
I'm only wearing a towel.
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By the by, you're out of
lavender herbal essen...
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What the hell is going on here?
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Waynebox! Turn down "Party mix!"
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[music stops]
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- Hey, Dad...
- Who are these two
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and why is there a plant
wrapped around you?
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There's a lot a suspicious
things going on here.
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- She's gonna turn us in!
- We're just... Vining, Dad.
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It's an Internet thing.
You wouldn't get it.
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[chuckles] Goddamn Internet.
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You ladies have fun.
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I just came out to get
another beer for the shower.
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[farts]
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Oopsie-daisy.
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So, Commissioner
Gordon is your dad
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and he lives with
you in this dorm room?
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[sighs] He snuck in before
the Riddler took over.
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- It's been a...
- [Gordon sobbing]
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rough couple of
months. For both of us.
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I've been trying to track
the Riddler and he keeps
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coming back to
this one location.
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There's something going
on in this fraternity house.
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I see people go in but
they never come out.
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Uh, how is that different
from a normal frat house?
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I don't know yet.
226
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But I have three wristbands
to a party there tonight.
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Hey, this is gonna sound crazy,
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'cause you're
supervillains and all, but
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if you're past the
killing me thing,
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- maybe we can all go and...
- [Harley] Great. Thanks.
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Oh, come on! I had to
chug a beer to get those!
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I didn't like the way it tasted!
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Or the way it made
me feel! Come back!
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So explain that
"vining" thing to me.
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Is it something you and I could
do? Or would that be weird?
236
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,283
That'd be weird.
237
00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:54,350
You got moxie but we got
guns. You're surrounded, see?
238
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,027
How are we going
to get out of here?
239
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,062
Ah, perfect!
240
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,331
I can't reach the pedals
and you can't fit inside.
241
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:08,902
[laughs] We're gonna
make a few modifications.
242
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,303
[hammering and whooshing]
243
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:15,370
Is it just me, or do
yous hear welding?
244
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:22,149
[laughs] And you said you
didn't want the long metal spike.
245
00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:24,451
Whoo-hoo! I can
admit when I'm wrong.
246
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,952
Ha-ha! There's
another one. Get 'em!
247
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,155
Do I like Chad? Yes.
248
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,359
But I don't know if I'm ready
to be "Chad's girlfriend."
249
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,037
Why does he want
to rush to label it?
250
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,495
How long did he
give you to decide?
251
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,173
Just the weekend!
And I'm auditioning
252
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,908
for Garrett's a cappella group.
253
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,168
Ugh! That's still
the cool one, right?
254
00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:44,203
It's too much pressure!
255
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:47,039
Hey Steph! Can we
grab ya for a second?
256
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,841
We got some intel.
257
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,945
So did I. Betsy Dunkhaven
has a crush on Ava Stein...
258
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,081
Absolutely hates
Hunter McMurray.
259
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,750
Who could blame her?
Hunter's got areolas the size of...
260
00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:58,851
pancakes.
261
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,754
They touch in the middle.
262
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,024
We got some intel about
the Riddler. He's inside.
263
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,426
And we got wristbands.
264
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,494
VIP, bitches.
265
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,371
Holy shit! How'd you get that?
266
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,764
It pays to be chad's
"almost-girlfriend."
267
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,734
[dance music playing]
268
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,539
Ugh! Gross.
269
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:24,086
Gross. And grosser.
Oh, Harley... [sighs]
270
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,154
What? It's an ice luge.
271
00:12:26,178 --> 00:12:29,014
Ya know I can't resist alcohol
bein' poured down an icy surface.
272
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,384
No, I did not know that.
273
00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:32,385
Listen, Harls. Game face, okay?
274
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,421
We got to keep our
eyes out for the Riddler.
275
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,967
I'm pretty sure that
was the Riddler.
276
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,537
It might've just been
Jiminey Riddles.
277
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,195
No no, that's Jiminey Riddles.
278
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,230
The whole party is
a fundraiser to cover
279
00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:47,200
his medical bills for the
beating you gave him.
280
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,568
I already donated.
281
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,105
Oh, you're good, Steph.
282
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,539
Sorry. VIP only.
283
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,716
But we're with Steph.
284
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,009
Do I look like I give a shit?
Gotta have a VIP wristband.
285
00:12:57,076 --> 00:13:00,179
[sighs] All right, Stephanie.
286
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,458
You go in, you look
around, you report back.
287
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,076
Real simple peek n' speak.
288
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,885
What if I run into Chad and
he asks me where we stand?
289
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,255
I mean, sure, he
gave me the weekend,
290
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,225
but it would be awkward
not to talk about it.
291
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,059
But if we did talk about it...
292
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,363
Oh, my God, it'd
be just as awkward!
293
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,599
Ah! I'm being ripped apart!
294
00:13:18,666 --> 00:13:21,335
Ugh, I'm going to
text my counselor!
295
00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:23,571
Oh, my God! You're
a fucking clay monster.
296
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:28,636
Forget about Chad for five
seconds and do your goddamn job.
297
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,229
The best thing about
chest hair, chip catcher.
298
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:40,628
[crunches]
299
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:43,222
That's not even from the
bag you're eat... [sighs]
300
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,476
Come on, Dad!
301
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,340
We know the Riddler's up to
something in that frat house!
302
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:48,995
Now, put on your shirt and
let's go full swat on his ass.
303
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:52,107
I don't do shirts anymore.
And I certainly don't swat.
304
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,375
Now, if you'll excuse me.
305
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:54,543
I have some Kimmy
Schmidt to binge.
306
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,537
This school needs a champion!
307
00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:58,572
New, New Gotham needs a hero!
308
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:01,073
No. This city
needs the Bat. I...
309
00:14:02,643 --> 00:14:04,592
need the Bat.
310
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,552
[keys jingle]
311
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,221
[door closes]
312
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,623
[spitting]
313
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:21,169
That's not a chip.
314
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,995
Ugh. He's been in
there way too long.
315
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,275
Let's just kill the bouncer.
316
00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:25,899
Yeah, but we don't
want to cause a scene.
317
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,101
[people cheering]
318
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:31,568
Watch this, Ive.
319
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,484
[people screaming]
320
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,600
[thuds]
321
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,244
[electricity buzzing]
322
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,440
Hey, girls.
323
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,142
So, [panting] I figured out how
324
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,043
he's generating electricity.
325
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,514
By inviting people to fake
frat parties, kidnapping them,
326
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,315
and forcing them to
run on hamster wheels,
327
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,350
effectively turning them
into human batteries?
328
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,620
Oh, wait. That makes way more
sense than what I was thinking.
329
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,989
- [electricity buzzing]
- [groans]
330
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:26,426
Oh, my God, that hurt! [panting]
331
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,395
Well, what fortuitous timing.
332
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,998
We just had two jobs open up.
333
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:38,706
Congratulations, graduates.
Welcome to the workforce.
334
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,374
Joke's on you, Riddler!
335
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,743
- I don't do jokes... I do...
- Whatever.
336
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,477
The point is you're
in for a surprise.
337
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,080
'Cause we ain't
beautiful, young coeds.
338
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,581
[grunting]
339
00:15:48,649 --> 00:15:51,618
We're beautiful,
regular-aged women.
340
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,453
- That's right, Harley Quinn...
- Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.
341
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,758
I Know! Gee, I wonder
what gave it away?
342
00:15:57,825 --> 00:15:59,592
The '90s miniskirts,
the pigtails,
343
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,461
the overall shorts,
or the chunky flats?
344
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,696
- Oh.
- Jesus.
345
00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:06,066
So you took down
Penguin and came for me.
346
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:11,131
Well, I got something
Cobblepot doesn't, a riddle stick!
347
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,173
[both laugh]
348
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,708
Why are you laughing?
349
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,678
No. It's a super, super
cool name, very menacing.
350
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:22,115
It's a cane. What are
ya gonna do, trip us?
351
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,484
[crackles]
352
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,253
See? It is cool.
353
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:32,024
[bullets ricochet]
354
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,261
[tires screeching]
355
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,727
[sirens wailing]
356
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,541
Oh! How convenient, those
fake police men ran out of gas.
357
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:51,043
Uh, pretty sure it was my sick
driving that scared them off.
358
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,246
You idiots! They
stopped following you
359
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,649
because you left
Two-Face territory.
360
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,253
You're in Bane town now.
361
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,388
[tires screech]
362
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,655
[grunts]
363
00:17:03,691 --> 00:17:06,159
It's actually Baneton.
364
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:10,830
And if you lived here, you'd
be home by now. Let's get em'.
365
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,433
What? We just built
a mega death car.
366
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,836
You think we're afraid
of a few Bane goons?
367
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,453
[syringe empties]
368
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,162
[chuckles softly]
369
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:35,756
I think we underestimated
the Bane goons.
370
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,326
[people panting]
371
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,229
Running sucks!
372
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,830
[electricity buzzes]
373
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,834
Uh, faster! My
battery's only at 75%.
374
00:17:46,901 --> 00:17:49,702
[crying]
375
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,405
I can't believe Chad set me up.
376
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:55,474
I broke my purity ring for him.
377
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,478
Clayface, pull it together.
378
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,748
Turn into something skinny
and slip out of your belt.
379
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:04,284
Are you calling
me fat? [wailing]
380
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,497
Honestly, this is some
of his best character work.
381
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,391
Yeah. I'm not sure how much
longer I can do this in clogs.
382
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,359
What is Rodger and
Hammerstein's Oklahoma?
383
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,695
- Ah. Yes.
- [Babs] Let them go, Riddler!
384
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,733
How'd you get in here?
385
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,738
See, Tanner? I said we
should have a retinal scanner
386
00:18:24,805 --> 00:18:29,209
but you were all like, "No, wristbands
are fine, It'll be fun, like Coachella!"
387
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,880
This is my last warning.
I'm warning you.
388
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,882
[sighs] Tanner, go kill her.
389
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,718
Oh, great. Now I gotta
watch Gordon's kid die.
390
00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:41,384
- [grunts]
- [can hissing]
391
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,559
Oh, my God. Did you kill Tanner?
392
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,528
No! No?
393
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:52,766
No. I said, let
them go, Riddler!
394
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,517
[bangs]
395
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,844
[gun clicks]
396
00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:06,313
Whatcha gonna
do? Shoot all of us?
397
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,647
No! Just that switch!
398
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,683
[bullets ricochet]
399
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,562
Frick!
400
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,922
When someone says, "What
are you gonna do, shoot all of us?"
401
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:19,989
You say "No! Just
you!" Not the switch!
402
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,230
[electricity crackles]
403
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,634
[machines power down]
404
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,536
[grunts]
405
00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:48,755
You've just been
citizens arrested!
406
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,600
Gosh, I'm good.
407
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,224
Is this what it feels
like to be Batman?
408
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,426
Because I feel like a
superhero right now!
409
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:55,996
- [Babs screams]
- Wow, Babs,
410
00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:58,565
you really know how to
just kill the post-fight mood.
411
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,834
Sorry. I'm gonna call my dad.
412
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,936
He'll arrest Riddler
and take him to Arkham.
413
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,538
Oh, my gosh!
414
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,749
This is gonna be so
great for his self-esteem.
415
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,977
I dunno. I mean, he seemed
pretty confident earlier in that towel.
416
00:20:10,044 --> 00:20:11,711
We'll just drop
Riddler at Arkham.
417
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,512
You sure? I mean,
I could come with.
418
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,792
[gasps] Then maybe
we could get Fro-Yo?
419
00:20:15,816 --> 00:20:19,452
Or w-what do you usually do after a
high-octane battle between good and evil?
420
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,854
[grunts]
421
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:22,855
Yeah, we're gonna do
the drive-thru at Arkham.
422
00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:25,325
It's on our way home.
Easy peasy. Byeee!
423
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,596
[music playing]
424
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:33,213
[water splashing]
425
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,739
[panting]
426
00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:40,641
[Poison Ivy] Knees up, bitch.
427
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,842
Cheese!
428
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,309
[Riddler] You're the bitch!
429
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,979
And a liar.
430
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:47,881
You told that nice girl that
you were taking me to Arkham!
431
00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:50,017
- [electricity buzzing]
- [cries out]
432
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,787
Three down, three to go.
433
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:56,957
Ah! We are gods!
434
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,826
Or at least demigods.
Maybe Titans.
435
00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:05,676
One brand-new industrial
strength water purifier as requested.
436
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,976
Oh, that's what you
guys were doin'?
437
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,734
Yeah, that's what we were doin'!
438
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,038
We went through
hell to get you this.
439
00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:13,707
We took out half
of Two-Face's army!
440
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:18,478
And we had to get stomped
into the Bane boys. Fucking Bane!
441
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,823
We made a death car!
442
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,825
Oh. Well, you know, once
we got the power runnin'
443
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,417
the water started
comin' out clear, so...
444
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,554
[shatters]
445
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:32,135
Ugh! Well, I for one am glad
446
00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:34,361
we can once more be free from
447
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,496
the petty trappings
of campus life.
448
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:37,596
[phone dings]
449
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:41,868
Oh, Chad! [Giggles]
450
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,679
What do ya think'll
happen to Babs?
451
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,081
Eh, you know, I mean,
once the adrenaline wears off,
452
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,617
she'll probably go
back to studying,
453
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,684
she'll graduate...
454
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,120
Hopefully she grows
out of her awkward
455
00:21:50,144 --> 00:21:51,678
Batman obsession phase.
456
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,779
I mean, we all did.
457
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,648
[both sigh]
458
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,551
I don't know. I feel like we
awakened something in her.
459
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,919
[whirring]
460
00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:17,103
Yeah.
461
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,478
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