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[LYKKE LI'S "LITTLE BIT"]
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The beginning of any new romance
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is always the most delicate time.
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? I think I'm a little bit, little bit ?
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? A little bit in love with you ?
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Uncertainty and a general
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- "what the [BLEEP] are we doing here" vibe
- [CHIME]
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are to be expected.
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But when does some slight game playing
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teeter over into being full-on toxic?
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[MUSIC SLOWS AND FADES]
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[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
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Oh.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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We went on the most amazing date,
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and then we had an
even more amazing kiss.
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And now nothing?
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It has been 36 hours and
14 minutes, to be precise.
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And she still hasn't texted me back.
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Well, maybe she's just... you know,
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she choked on a kettle corn kernel,
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and now she's in a
medically induced coma.
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? ?
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What? What?
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That's the only reason I could think of
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for her not to text you back.
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Or maybe you're just a bad kisser
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and she's just not
that into you anymore.
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I'd rather she be in a coma.
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Yeah.
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- [PHONE BUZZES]
- [GASPS]
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She's not on life support.
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She's just a bitch.
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Raggedy.
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know so I'ma feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets ?
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? This is what I say ?
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BOTH: ? Watch out, world ?
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? I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? You can't tell me nothin' ?
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BOTH: ? My heartbeat is so loud ?
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? ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? ?
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You know what? This is what I
get for liking someone again.
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Bren� Brown can munch it.
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Being vulnerable literally blows.
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Okay.
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This is not your fault.
You did everything right.
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I mean, texting ten minutes
after you leave a date...
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it's kind of thirsty.
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[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
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What?
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? ?
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All right, everyone,
for your new assignment,
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please form a line and pull
a subject out of the bowl.
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This week, you'll use the skills
you've learned in this class
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out in the real world.
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You must artfully persuade
someone of a random topic.
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Convince someone to adopt, not shop.
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I get to talk about puppies all week?
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LivingTheDream.
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You know, that's, like,
super cute for you,
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but I hope I get
something a little more,
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you know, challenging.
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My phone-banking team used to say
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I was the master debater.
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Wait. Were they being gross?
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[CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS]
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"Flat Earth:
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convince someone the Earth isn't round."
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What the [BLEEP]?
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Can you believe this?
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The administration is
giving the lacrosse team
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an extra two grand. For what?
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Nobody marginalized plays lacrosse.
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To buy new uniforms.
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It's like, the resources
here are so limited.
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To an insulting degree.
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The disrespect, man.
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- It's underfunded, it's...
- Undervalued... preach.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Why are we yelling?
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- I don't know. [LAUGHS]
- We're saying the same thing.
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- Yeah. I don't know.
- [LAUGHS]
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No. That's probably my bad.
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I... when I'm passionate about things,
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- I tend to get loud, so...
- Yeah.
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Well, I can also get loud when
passionate things are happening.
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[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
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? ?
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I just don't understand what happened.
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She was so into me.
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She even said my face
was annoyingly perfect.
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A love bomb followed by full ghost
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equals classic toxic behavior.
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This girl is Chernobyl.
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Okay, Drea is being annoying,
but she's not a demon.
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You're just biased because you thought
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that her and I were
getting jiggy with it.
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Sorry, girl, but I'm with Andre.
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- Thank you.
- Drea is shady.
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She's like a biohazard.
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Oh, my God.
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Why are you guys so quick to label
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every little social
misdemeanor as toxic?
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I mean, that word used
to mean verbal abuse
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or keying an ex's car.
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You know, one time, my aunt
burnt down my uncle's SUV
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with a blowtorch when she found out
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that he was cheating on
her with my other aunt.
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That was toxic.
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So are puppy mills.
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Drea's just being flaky.
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I think she'll text you back any minute.
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[PHONE BUZZES]
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Am I a witch?
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Oh, it's just my sister.
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She's here.
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What?
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Did I not tell you
guys my sister's coming?
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- ALL: No.
- Hello.
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm Nova.
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How's it going?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hi, I'm Andre,
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the artist formerly known as Junior,
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AKA Zaara's best friend.
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But I'm sure she's
told you all about me.
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Yeah.
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Thank you guys so much for
letting me crash here tonight.
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So, Nova, what brings
you back to the 323?
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I have my residency interview
at Cedars in a few hours.
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- Oh, wow.
- I figured
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before we go out tonight
to celebrate the fact
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that I nailed my
interview, which I will,
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I could cook you all
dinner as a thank-you.
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Stay as long as you want, girl!
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No notes, absolutely no notes.
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You're a ten out of ten. I
mean, it's a ten out of ten.
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Really nailed it.
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We did.
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We really banged it out.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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So when should we meet up again?
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When should we meet up?
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Maybe next Tuesday after your seminar?
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Great.
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Great. All right.
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Now, when are you finally
going to ask me out on a date?
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Ask you out? Huh?
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That's what you're... Um...
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see, the thing is about asking
you out is that it's just not in.
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And I like to spend like, a lot of...
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[CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me. Sorry.
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I like to spend a lot of my time inside,
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safe from the harsh elements.
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Like rain. You know what I mean?
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[SOFTLY] Damn it. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Gosh, you just...
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Look, I'm sorry. I just
don't really know...
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No, don't worry about it, really.
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I'm not.
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I'll see you next Tuesday?
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- Next Tuesday?
- Yeah.
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See you... see you next Tuesday.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Yeah, she's hot.
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Right?
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You know what else is hot?
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A kitchen fire that burns
down your entire home.
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More importantly, how are your labs?
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You can't let anything or anyone
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distract you right now.
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Oops. I just texted her again.
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- Why?
- No.
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What in the fresh lesbian hell?
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What did you text her?
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A TikTok of Paul Mescal,
because on our date,
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we said that he's the only
man we'd be straight for.
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You are the stupidest
smart person I know.
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Wait. Oh, my God. She liked it.
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Is she typing? Do you see bubbles?
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No, that's it. She just hearted it.
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She's a sociopath.
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Why are you trying to flirt with Drea
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by sending a video of a man?
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You're right.
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Hey, want to take a
cute pic for Mom and Dad?
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? ?
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Wait.
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There's a shadow. Pivot.
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Yeah.
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Like, g... no, not like that.
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Yeah, like... yeah, cute.
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Oh, my God, boom. Posting.
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Girl, huh?
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This pic is giving the
incest tab on smutpile.net.
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Not to kink-shame or anything,
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but whatever you do, do
not click that category.
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Oh, my sick and twisted god.
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I know what you're trying to do.
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You're trying to bait
Drea with a sexy pic
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that suggests that your sister
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is actually your sapphic sex partner.
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What is wrong with you?
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Wait. What filter is that?
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- I look amazing.
- It's never gonna work.
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Oh, my God. It worked.
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[GASPS] It worked.
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She replied to my story. What do I do?
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What do I do?
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Play the game, you know?
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It's her turn to spin
out, so don't reply
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for, like, 48 hours.
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48 hours? Respond never.
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I don't know, guys, this
all seems very manipulative.
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I think you should be direct
and ask Drea on a date.
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For the first time, literally ever,
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I think Lauryn might be right.
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I am going to invite Drea
to the DougOut tonight.
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Sexy basement vibes come through.
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Oh, my God, she's typing.
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She just said, "Thanks for the invite,
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but I already have plans."
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Plans? This vague bitch.
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[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
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? ?
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I meant, you know, vague female.
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Okay.
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We still haven't had the
hard launch of the DougOut,
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so let's keep it fresh.
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Okay, if you're wearing
natural deodorant,
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please leave right now.
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The ventilation is bad down here
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and the natural odors,
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they linger.
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Have a good time.
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Bye.
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- Oh, wow.
- This is amazing.
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This is so nice.
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- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Jump scare.
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What's up?
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So maybe our generation's toxic trait
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is that we're just too quick to label
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certain people as toxic.
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Or maybe we're just better
at spotting the warning signs
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of someone who's gonna wreak
complete havoc on our lives.
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I thought you couldn't make it.
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My plans changed.
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That's chill.
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That's chill. Things change.
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Really glad you could pop by.
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So since you're the only
person I don't know here,
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let me buy you a drink.
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Sure.
266
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,880
[HEAVY MUSIC]
267
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,256
All right.
268
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,176
? ?
269
00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,969
- I'm already at a ten.
- Okay.
270
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,638
I know you are not the founding
member of the Drea Fan Club,
271
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,557
but I am begging you to act
272
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,517
like a normal person tonight, please.
273
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,685
You invited her here,
274
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,936
and the first thing she does is...
275
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,939
is just ask Nova if she wants a drink.
276
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,357
- What?
- She's being nice.
277
00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:27,567
No.
278
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,069
That is a manipulative move.
279
00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,696
Drea is a walking red flag.
280
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,115
Red is my favorite color.
281
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,368
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
282
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,746
? Too much swag in the bag ?
283
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,748
? Got a lot of dollar
bills for my posse ?
284
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,999
? Your girl can't use ?
285
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,293
And the overcrowding is so bad
286
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,088
that the mothers have to sleep
in their own urine and feces.
287
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,131
Okay, no one loves to shop more than me,
288
00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,217
but live animals are
where I draw the line.
289
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,470
Mission accomplished.
290
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,640
I guess I am the master debater now.
291
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,308
Okay. I heard it.
292
00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,185
So are you still failing
your assignment at every turn?
293
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,895
Yep. The guy in front
of me at the coffee cart
294
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,355
ordered a flat white, and then I go,
295
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,523
"Speaking of flat"...
296
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,942
barely finished my sentence
before the dude ran off.
297
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,401
Some of us just have a natural ability.
298
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,569
Others don't.
299
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,570
Keep trying.
300
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,738
She will persist.
301
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,785
So do you... do you see Zaara a lot?
302
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,954
Like, how many times a week?
303
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,497
Not so much these days.
304
00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,041
There's only so much time
when you're in med school.
305
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,128
Med school... impressive.
306
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,214
Didn't realize you
two had that in common.
307
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,091
Pretty much the whole family.
308
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,301
Wait.
309
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,595
You and Zaara are...
310
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,597
sisters?
311
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,807
Yeah.
312
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,726
[SLY MUSIC]
313
00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:48,439
Wow, siblings.
314
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:52,485
Well, there are some
incredible genes in this family.
315
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,529
The Hemsworth brothers
better watch their backs.
316
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,364
[LAUGHING]
317
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,701
Like, hey, so have you
guys ever just, you know,
318
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,077
looked at the sunset and thought,
319
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:04,831
"Wow, the horizon just
kind of goes on forever?
320
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,374
Um, sure.
321
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,917
- Right?
- You good?
322
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,961
Did someone take the '70s
vibe in here too seriously
323
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,004
and slip you a Quaalude?
324
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,130
God, I am...
325
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,464
I'm over this, so I'm out.
326
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:19,262
? ?
327
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,805
Okay. Run this back for me.
328
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,807
One minute, you're talking
about boring academic stuff,
329
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,435
and then the next, this bona fide
baddie is loving you, hitting on you?
330
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,645
Yeah, she did. She did indeed, Douglas.
331
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,147
Okay, so what?
332
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,440
Then you hit it from
the front or the back?
333
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,442
- The side?
- Negative.
334
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,027
I didn't hit it from any of
those aforementioned angles.
335
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,653
Okay, I froze.
336
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,030
Please tell me it's not
still the Zoey factor.
337
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,489
No, dude, it's not that.
338
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,742
It's just that Edie is...
well, Dr. Thompson...
339
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,786
she's my colleague. Okay?
340
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,246
You know, I don't want
to shit where I eat.
341
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,873
Last semester, there was
this anatomy professor
342
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,625
who got fired because he got caught
343
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,628
putting his anatomy in his TAs.
344
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,047
But this is a very different situation.
345
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,633
Edie isn't your boss, right?
346
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,551
Well, no, she's not my
boss, but I mean, she does...
347
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,844
she's the head of her department.
348
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:04,057
She has multiple, like,
advanced degrees, more than me.
349
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,099
So technically, yes, she is above me.
350
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,351
Okay.
351
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,560
All I'm saying is,
352
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,479
is just because she's above you
353
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,190
doesn't mean that she
can't be up underneath you.
354
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,650
You feel me?
355
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,276
? ?
356
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,653
[DOOR SHUTS]
357
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:20,907
Hey, girl.
358
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,200
Hey.
359
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,412
I'm just here, sipping this ginger ale
360
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,748
because I had a bad stomachache.
361
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,293
You're lying.
362
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,007
Oh, fine, yes, I am a heathen who drinks
363
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,676
between one and three nights a week.
364
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,053
And honestly, I'm not sorry about it.
365
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:45,723
But I am sorry if this
is, like, triggering
366
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,892
for you and your crippling alcoholism.
367
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,102
I'm not an alcoholic.
368
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,520
I've never even touched the stuff.
369
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,981
I've just decided it's not for me.
370
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,065
Okay.
371
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,817
Now, how would you decide that?
372
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,361
As my favorite president,
Ronald Reagan, once said
373
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,947
while quoting my
favorite Russian proverb,
374
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,366
"trust, but verify."
375
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,159
Everyone says this time in our lives
376
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,788
is supposed to be about
letting loose and turning up.
377
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,873
But I simply cannot verify that spending
378
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,417
my college years in a hungover haze
379
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,835
is beneficial to my experience.
380
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,838
[SLY MUSIC]
381
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:20,425
Speaking of verifying things,
382
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:23,469
have you ever, like, personally verified
383
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,096
that the Earth is round?
384
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,764
? ?
385
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,434
I haven't.
386
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,935
Amazing.
387
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,563
? ?
388
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,815
They actually flew you to France.
389
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,567
Well, Paris, Texas.
390
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,193
So it was for this Western
brand with a modern twist.
391
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,154
You mean Cowboys BOIS?
392
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,031
Their bus ads are so cool.
393
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,240
It's too bad that shoot happened
394
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,616
before Zaara started modeling.
395
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,119
She would have killed that campaign.
396
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,454
What are you talking about?
397
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,290
I got scouted, but it's not a big deal.
398
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,042
What do you mean? Yes, it is.
399
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,084
What are you talking about?
400
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,420
My bestie is blowing up, okay?
401
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,505
America's Next Top
Streetwear Model over here.
402
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,174
Can I get a woop woop?
403
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,592
Hang on.
404
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,510
Zaara, the only thing
you should be focusing on
405
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,845
is your pre-med track.
406
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,475
I don't...
407
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,101
I don't know if I want to do it anymore.
408
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,728
It's just crazy stressful.
409
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,521
Okay. I don't do drama.
410
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,898
It makes me have to pee.
411
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,484
It is stressful and relentless.
412
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,027
And that is how it's supposed to be.
413
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,196
That's how they weed out the idiots.
414
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,573
Well, this idiot just made three grand
415
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,741
in three hours last week.
416
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,951
I have 2 1/2 more years at Cal U,
417
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,286
then four years of med school,
418
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,330
then three to seven of a residency,
419
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,707
and then I'm finally a doctor,
420
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,967
and I get to dig myself out
of the mound of med school debt
421
00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:38,544
- that I owe?
- Yeah.
422
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,381
But then you're a real doctor
who saves people's lives.
423
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,592
Girl, you're studying
to be a podiatrist.
424
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,124
I'm actually helping people.
You're just being selfish.
425
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,535
Damn. Well, sorry if
trying to figure out
426
00:14:48,536 --> 00:14:50,723
what makes me happy is selfish.
427
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,809
Happy? Happiness is a luxury.
428
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,602
You're being a spoiled brat.
429
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,145
Mom and Dad are not paying your tuition
430
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,898
so you can have fun and make
friends and find yourself.
431
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,196
Well, maybe you should
worry a little more
432
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,449
about being happy, because
you seem pretty miserable.
433
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,826
- I'm sorry?
- Let me guess.
434
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,577
You've never had a serious relationship
435
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,664
or any relationship?
436
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,457
- What's your point?
- Uh-huh.
437
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,209
Your med school pals
are going to ghost you,
438
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,336
like, the second you
graduate, because...
439
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,713
spoiler alert... it was just
a friendship of convenience.
440
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,549
None of them actually care about you.
441
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,051
So stop worrying about Zaara's life
442
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,680
and start worrying about your own.
443
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,641
[SOFT MUSIC]
444
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:39,641
? ?
445
00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,064
So are you okay?
446
00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:48,191
Because what happened was not.
447
00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:50,068
What, Drea defending me
448
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,944
and my friends just standing there
449
00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:53,237
like they got their vocal cords cut?
450
00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:54,655
Excuse me?
451
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,199
She's been on one date
with you, and she thinks
452
00:15:56,199 --> 00:15:58,076
it's okay to come at
your sister like that?
453
00:15:58,076 --> 00:16:00,203
Honestly, I wasn't mad at it.
454
00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:02,830
I think I need Drea to
shake up my life right now.
455
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,708
Maybe without her, I'd get
two years into medical school
456
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:09,087
and Sylvia Plath myself.
457
00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:10,630
I don't get the reference.
458
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,507
You really need to pay
attention in lit class.
459
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:13,633
I really do.
460
00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:16,636
And I know that med school has
been giving you hypertension,
461
00:16:16,636 --> 00:16:18,846
but I just thought it
was a part of the journey.
462
00:16:18,846 --> 00:16:20,807
I don't know. I just...
463
00:16:20,807 --> 00:16:23,810
I've never had someone stand
up for me the way Drea did,
464
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,229
and it felt kind of nice.
465
00:16:26,229 --> 00:16:28,064
Yeah, I can see that.
466
00:16:28,064 --> 00:16:31,109
But she's also bringing out
a side of you that is insane.
467
00:16:31,109 --> 00:16:32,610
I mean, you posted a
picture that made it look
468
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,487
like your sister was your lover,
469
00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:35,863
your boo thing, your flavor of the week.
470
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:37,406
Okay.
471
00:16:37,406 --> 00:16:40,743
Yes, I understand it was
giving desperate vibes.
472
00:16:40,743 --> 00:16:43,496
But Drea also has
some amazing qualities.
473
00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:45,665
But are those things worth it?
474
00:16:45,665 --> 00:16:47,667
After the game she played,
you looked like Obama
475
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:51,087
before and after the presidency.
476
00:16:51,087 --> 00:16:52,630
Okay.
477
00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,090
I mean, I did feel like I was on a plane
478
00:16:54,090 --> 00:16:57,301
and the oxygen masks dropped.
479
00:16:57,301 --> 00:16:59,720
I guess that's not how someone
that you want to be with
480
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:00,847
should treat you.
481
00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:01,847
Mm-mm.
482
00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,143
[SOFT MUSIC]
483
00:17:05,143 --> 00:17:07,103
How do I end this?
484
00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:10,106
Do I just hit her with a
"Hey, can we talk" text?
485
00:17:10,106 --> 00:17:11,691
Yeah.
486
00:17:11,691 --> 00:17:13,693
Man, I do not miss those.
487
00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:19,115
? ?
488
00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:20,199
I'm really...
489
00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:22,076
Don't finish the sentence.
490
00:17:25,246 --> 00:17:27,081
Okay. Good talk.
491
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,751
[PHONE DINGS]
492
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,671
[QUIET DRAMATIC MUSIC]
493
00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:38,468
? ?
494
00:17:38,468 --> 00:17:39,552
Hey, honey.
495
00:17:39,552 --> 00:17:40,928
Sorry I'm late.
496
00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:43,598
Oh... that's okay, dear.
497
00:17:43,598 --> 00:17:45,141
What took you so long?
498
00:17:45,141 --> 00:17:47,852
You know, just had a little trouble
499
00:17:47,852 --> 00:17:50,646
getting the triplets down,
putting them to sleep, so...
500
00:17:50,646 --> 00:17:52,440
- Sorry, man.
- We got triplets.
501
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,108
Yeah.
502
00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:56,569
- Okay.
- Triplets, huh?
503
00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:59,447
- Yeah.
- So twins just didn't feel like they'd do the trick?
504
00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:00,781
- Go with threes.
- Mm.
505
00:18:00,781 --> 00:18:02,867
You know I can handle myself, right?
506
00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:04,702
Yeah. But that wasn't for you.
507
00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:07,163
That was for me, 'cause I want to be
508
00:18:07,163 --> 00:18:09,499
the only guy you were talking to.
509
00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:11,542
Oh, really?
510
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:12,793
Yeah.
511
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,420
Then what was that about earlier?
512
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:17,423
I had a bad stutter as a
kid, and watching you today
513
00:18:17,423 --> 00:18:19,175
kind of felt like a re-enactment
514
00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:20,718
of certain parts of my childhood.
515
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,428
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
516
00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:24,555
Can I please plead temporary
insanity, Your Honor,
517
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:29,560
just 'cause I would really
love to take you out sometime?
518
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,481
You know, we're already out now.
519
00:18:35,191 --> 00:18:36,567
Look at that.
520
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:38,236
You're right. It's a fact.
521
00:18:38,236 --> 00:18:39,570
Yes.
522
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:44,242
So if this was a date...
523
00:18:44,242 --> 00:18:46,118
Yeah, hypothetically.
524
00:18:46,118 --> 00:18:48,162
What would you do?
525
00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:49,914
Hmm.
526
00:18:49,914 --> 00:18:52,875
[SMOOTH MUSIC]
527
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:58,875
? ?
528
00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:02,385
Something like that maybe.
529
00:19:03,761 --> 00:19:04,762
My place is a couple of blocks away.
530
00:19:04,762 --> 00:19:05,888
You want to get out of here?
531
00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:07,265
Yeah, I'd love that very much.
532
00:19:07,265 --> 00:19:08,641
I think that's a great idea.
533
00:19:08,641 --> 00:19:10,268
- Just to be clear...
- Yeah?
534
00:19:10,268 --> 00:19:11,519
This is super fun.
535
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,396
Fun is kind of all I can do right now.
536
00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:15,565
I'm not looking for
anything more than that.
537
00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:16,816
Okay.
538
00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:20,278
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
539
00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:21,487
All right, yeah, no, that's crazy,
540
00:19:21,487 --> 00:19:22,488
'cause I was thinking that same thing.
541
00:19:22,488 --> 00:19:24,198
You know?
542
00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:26,325
[PHONE DINGS]
543
00:19:26,325 --> 00:19:29,161
[TEI SHI'S "BASSICALLY"]
544
00:19:29,161 --> 00:19:34,959
? ?
545
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,378
- ? Baby, I'll behave ?
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
546
00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:40,464
So here's the thing
about toxic relationships.
547
00:19:40,464 --> 00:19:41,716
You have extreme highs...
548
00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,551
Hi.
549
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:44,802
Extreme lows...
550
00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:48,222
Hey, so I've been thinking. Um...
551
00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:50,641
Thinking, huh?
552
00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:52,476
About me?
553
00:19:52,476 --> 00:19:55,021
And they're extremely
hard to get out of.
554
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:59,650
? Is that what you found? ?
555
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:02,778
? Like the other noise ?
556
00:20:02,778 --> 00:20:04,572
? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ?
557
00:20:04,572 --> 00:20:06,907
? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ?
558
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:08,909
? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ?
559
00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:11,996
? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ?
560
00:20:11,996 --> 00:20:13,831
? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ?
561
00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,374
? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ?
562
00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:21,464
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
563
00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:26,761
? ?
564
00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:29,555
Hey, beautiful mind.
What's going on here?
565
00:20:29,555 --> 00:20:32,350
I contacted my second cousin's
brother-in-law who works at NASA.
566
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,434
- [BLEEP]
- My God.
567
00:20:33,434 --> 00:20:34,644
And he forwarded me a lot
568
00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:35,936
of extremely convincing materials
569
00:20:35,936 --> 00:20:37,930
on the curvature of the Earth's surface.
570
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:39,652
Okay. Well, you know,
I'm still gonna tell
571
00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:42,530
my professor I passed
the assignment. So deuces.
572
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:45,366
Girl, I don't care
if it's flat or round.
573
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:47,201
This better be cleaned
up when I get back.
574
00:20:47,201 --> 00:20:50,246
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
575
00:20:50,296 --> 00:20:54,846
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