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I don't want to live,, on this planet-.
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,,anymore in your name-- 404 us four-.
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countries, in Europe Europe friends-.,, yeah-.
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,,and one more-- oh-.,, you said you're from-.
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,,Colombia-- do you know where Colombia is-.
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nope and,, you're from Colombia-- yeah but-.
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I'm really,, bad with the map point to-.
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where we are, right now-.
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give me a guess, okay that's Russia-.,, where-.
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is Japan
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that's, Spain that's a has extent-.,, it's-.
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nice, three-.,, countries in in Europe-.
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don't do this I don't, I don't know how-.
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,many countries do you know in-.,, Europe no-.
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I don't know,, anything about-- that name-.
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three countries in,, Europe-- I don't know-.
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you don't,, know-- the countries in-.,, Europe-.
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,ah-.,, can you name like four four countries-.
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,,in Europe no Indiana it's over here-.
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,somewhere yeah Kentucky it's like in the-.
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,,area down here which one's Kentucky-- I-.
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have no idea how many,, continents are-.
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there that's,, ridiculous-.
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how many continents are there in the
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world, five how many-.,, continents are-- there-.
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continents,, palace is one-- two three four-.
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I'd say about five,, I'm gonna name it-.
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North America South America and then
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there's Asia
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,there's-.,, Africa there's Europe China is-.
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make,, with Jeff Jeff an and that's an-.
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Africa as well, oh shit-.
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three explorers,, it had something-- to do-.
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with,, America-- Joe-.,, George George something-.
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George,, something how many continents are-.
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there in the world,, I don't-- know-.
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,,13 when he went-- to college-.,, right-- I mean-.
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didn't you,, take some kind of course to-.
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cover this stuff where is the,, Pacific-.
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Ocean oh my gosh
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where's Iran India,, maybe around-- me-.
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name one country in Europe why are you
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both doing this you can't be serious
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,,you're looking right at our with-- Bill-.
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oh my goodness electricity, and why how-.
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,,would it make electricity well they-.
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always have those,, towers with-.
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electricity cold, so-.,, maybe it looks-- like-.
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,a big huge place for electricity oh-.,, just-.
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one tower,, yep just made electricity how-.
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many continents are in the world
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I don't know that,, 14-- how many thought-.
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enter in the world oh, god okay I don't-.
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know,, 24 times now four continents Emma-.
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say four continents, you've gotta-.,, stop-.
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,,masturbating-- it's-.,, melting your brain can-.
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you name like four countries in, Europe-.
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friends friends sorry
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and you say,, three countries-- in Europe-.
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,,three countries zero yes I know it's-.
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,Madrid not having sex-.,, for 12 years will-.
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do that to a, person-.
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,,you name a country-- that borders the-.
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,United States a country mm-hmm-.
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,,and what what college you-- go to-.
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Saddleback Saddleback College
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what are you people on dope,, name-- the-.
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five bodies oceans, oh shit yeah-.
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I beg your, pardon what did you say-.
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what,, name the five oceans Atlantic-.
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Pacific Indian,, another one Pacific-.
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Atlantic, no-.,, Pacific Atlantic China Sea-.
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you said China let's say China China
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China China China,, I have to have my-.
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China China China because China China
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China China China China China
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you said Pacific Atlantic,, thank you-.
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,Karthik one more last one what's the-.
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capital of New York yeah,, New York New-.
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,,York-.
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which one New York City,, in milk Steve-.
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what's the capital of New York my, family-.
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,,call you stupid sometimes-.
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the capital of New York I don't know
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Philadelphia,, right what is-- wrong with-.
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you, what-.,, city is known as the-- City of-.
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,Lights let's I-.,, guess okay what socialite-.
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was arrested in,, LA-.
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[Laughter]
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how many awful towers are there in Paris
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,I say about ten-.,, god damn there's a lot-.
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of stupid bastards walking around
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where was the, billing-.,, wall-- yeah-.,, believe-.
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,me I don't-.,, know-- Vance is this question-.
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,but I'm thinking okay Israel-.,, how many-.
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,,continents are in the world-- hey you sure-.
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,,know-- how many there's a Mexico you nuts-.
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,where is Afghanistan-.
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that's in,, Bob way a little different a-.
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,,little-- different-.
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tell me generally where, Columbia is-.
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that's Australia which two countries
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,,born in the United States it's not funny-.
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what is the capital of New York I'm from
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Texas what state, is the Grand Canyon and-.
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where is Paris London well,, London Paris-.
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London Paris right
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well no,, London's a city also-- Oh London's-.
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,,in English yeah well it is in Europe-.
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,what city is Paris in England Paris in-.
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England are in you said you have,, clear-.
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yes how many give the, N hi you help them-.
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,,with-- their homework body of oceans arty-.
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Pacific Atlantic Arctic
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yeah so we let the altar,, Indian right-.
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,what is the capital-.,, of New York okay no-.
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no,, it's not before it's uh oh my gosh-- I-.
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know it's not New York, City and I know-.
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that's,, what-- you're counting-.,, on what-.
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country, has-.,, the longest border with the-.
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,,u.s. to-- focus border I'm about to see-.
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,,all the room tailored to what country is-.
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one country America, Oh-.
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,north america/south up there so three-.
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Australia Antarctica, Asia I want to say-.
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no it's,, not Russia-- what the fuck you-.
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,,talking-- about where is the Amazon-.
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located somewhere in your Africa's, no no-.
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you name a country,, that borders the-.
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,United-.,, States-.
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what is the capital New York what is the
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largest country, in South America in-.
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South,, America and where is-- Iran I don't-.
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know like South Europe or something
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,,South Iraq is in south to go to Europe-.
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,to go south-.
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how many continents are in the world
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,seven how many continents are in the-.
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world,, hey how many are there-.
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fuck, what's the capital of New York-.
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,whereas the Berlin Wall located-.,, in the-.
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former Soviet Union, oh darn what is the-.
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capital of New York man
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young, dumb Buckeye store kid young Dumbo-.
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,,high school kids-.
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