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ADULT SHELDON: Since the 1970s,
home video games
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have been coveted by children
around the world.
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I was not one
of those children.
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What do you think?
I won it bowling.
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It was either that
or a Crock-Pot,
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and I already got
three of those,
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so I thought I'd surprise you.
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No, thank you.
Video games are for children.
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Sheldon, you are a child.
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I just blew the hot
off your SpaghettiOs.
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I'm sorry, Meemaw,
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I just don't think
it's a very productive
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use of my time.
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You're a man of science.
Aren't you interested
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in doing a little research here?
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"Brave adventurer,
prepare to enter a world
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"beyond your imagination.
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"Where the only sound you'll
hear is your own heart pounding
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as you race through
the dark woods."
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This sounds terrifying.Really?
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You don't even want to try it?
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Honestly, I'd have more fun
with the Crock-Pot.
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Fine. I'll just
play by myself.
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That's amusing.
Why?
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I guess it's the juxtaposition
of an old person
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using new technology;
it tickles me.
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What if this old person
really tickles you?
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[laughing]:
I'll play! I'll play!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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I'm not getting
any younger.
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I have to read the
instructions first.
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Did you know this document
gives us specific legal rights?
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We may also have other rights
which vary from state to state?
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I did not.
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Well, now you do.
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All right, I'm ready.
Great!
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To read the
manufacturer's warranty.
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Oh, you're killing me.
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Hey, George, how y'all been?
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Good, good. Hey, fixed your
place up, looking snazzy.
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Ah, thanks. Even got
a new water cooler.
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It's got those pointy cups,
look like Madonna's bra.
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[chuckling]
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So, what's going on
with your truck,
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other than the fact it's
got 130,000 miles on it?
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She been running hot. I'm
worried I need a new radiator.
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As your friend and neighbor,
I hope not,
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but as a businessman,
that'd be pretty sweet.
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It could just be the thermostat
not opening right.
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That is correct.
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How'd you know that?
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I took auto repair last year.
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And you actually paid attention?
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I'm as surprised as you are.
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Now we need to put in
a name before we start.
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What are you thinking?
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We should combine the
letters in our two names,
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Sheldon and Meemaw.
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Like, uh... ShelMaw?
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No, using all the
letters, like...
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Emelda Showmen.
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Did you just do that
in your head?
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Yes, why?
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Never mind, just put it down.
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All right, here we go.
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I thought I was playing.
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You don't know how to play;
you didn't read the manual.
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You're in charge, Emelda.
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Thank you.
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Should I go left or right?
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Why don't you try going
in that cave?
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Why would I do that?
It's probably dangerous.
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Sheldon, they wouldn't
have put the cave there
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if they didn't
want you to go in it.
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Seems unnecessarily
reckless, but okay.
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Dark and dangerous.
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I told you.
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Just keep going.
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The box was right,
my heart is pounding.
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All right,
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good news.
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Tell me.
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Well, the kid
was right--
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it's just the thermostat.
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Yeah, yeah.
So how long to fix it?
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Nothing, 20 minutes.Can I help?
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Well, sure. Grab yourself a pair
of coveralls and have at it.
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Thanks.
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Really?
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I'm paying you
so my own son can fix my truck?
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Well, we could have
my son do it,
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but we know how
that's gonna end.
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MEEMAW:
What are you doing?
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Kill him!
I'm trying!
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Well, what's
the problem?
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I seem to have weak thumbs.
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Pause it.
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I'm a little winded.
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Why don't you let the old person
give it a shot?
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Would you like me to give
you a tutorial first?
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Give it to me.
I'll figure it out.
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We are such different
people, Meemaw.
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Thank you.
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Die, you sumbitches, die!
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Very different people.Die, you son bitches!
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When I grow up, will I be
a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader?
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"Not likely." Darn it.
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Did you tell her?
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Why don't you tell her?
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Tell me what?
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Herschel offered me
a part-time job.
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Really?
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Between that
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and football practice,
when would you do your homework?
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When does he do it?
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Are you okay with this?
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Yeah, I think it'll
be good for him.
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I don't know, I think his
education should come first.
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Come on, Mom. It's not like
I'm gonna graduate
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"val-dictator-torian."
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You heard him.
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[sighs] Fine, but I want you
here for dinner every night,
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and if your grades slip,
you are done.
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Thank you.Now go wash up.
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And don't get grease
all over my towels.
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He really did know his stuff
at the shop. It was impressive.
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All right, well,
maybe it'll be a good thing.
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How about a Houston
Oilers cheerleader?
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"Signs point to yes."
I'm gonna marry a quarterback.
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[sighs]
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ADULT SHELDON:
Over the next few days,
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I ran to my meemaw's house
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so we could save
the 8-bit princess.
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And if it's unclear
how important this was,
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let me say it again: I ran.
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Right behind you,
monster, monster!
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I see him!
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You're losing life points,
do something!
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Calm down, I've got this.
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No, no, no,
you're going to die!
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We're going to have
to restart this level!
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Okay, we need to set
a few ground rules.
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Rules, love 'em.
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Mazes, puzzles,
panic attacks,
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you're in charge.
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Whooping monster butt,
that's my purview.
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Understood.
However...
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Excuse me. Is there
a monster on that screen?
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Yes, ma'am.
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And can two players
swing the magic sword? No.
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So what does that mean
as we go forward?
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I have to shut my yap.
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Attaboy.
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Can I still have
a panic attack?
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If you do it quietly.
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[game beeping]
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[whoops]
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[laughing]: No, no, no.
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So me and Herschel dropped
the engine on this Pacer today.
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It was so cool.[chuckles]
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I had a buddy in high school
had a Pacer
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with the flames
painted on the side,
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which was funny 'cause
the damn thing caught fire
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during the Homecoming parade.
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Too bad he didn't know Herschel.
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He can fix anything.
Guy's a genius.
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You mean
a car genius.
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Is Dad getting his
feelings hurt? "Yes."
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The ball don't lie.
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Sorry!
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MEEMAW:
Excuse us.
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Thank you.
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See you later.[door closes]
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[Meemaw whoops]
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SHELDON: There it is!
The cyclops!
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MEEMAW: I see it!Get it, get it!
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I'm trying!Use the sword!
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Use the sword!Your yap is open again.
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Hello?
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What?
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It's past his bedtime. Let's go.
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Oh, come on, five more minutes?
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No. Now say good night
to your grandson.
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You'll play with him
again tomorrow.
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Good night, Sheldon.
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Good night, Meemaw.
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Don't play without me.
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Of course not.
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How old are you?
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[blows raspberry]
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And I got my answer.
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Hey, neighbor, what's up?
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Sorry to bother you so late,
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but one of my guys
called in sick tomorrow...
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So we couldn't find
the key to the palace,
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but then I figured out it was
in the hay behind the stables.
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Great.
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Hey, Herschel.
Mary.
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I also found us extra life
points inside a demon.
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There are demons in this game?
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Don't worry, Meemaw
cut his head off.
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Anyhoo, uh, I was wondering
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if Georgie could come by after
school tomorrow and help me out.
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Oh, I don't know, Herschel,
he's got football practice.
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Mm.
What's going on?
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Herschel's asking if you
want to work after school.
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Great, I'll be there.
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What about football?What about it?
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I mostly sit
on the bench all day.
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That's because
you got to earn your way
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on to first string.
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Or I can earn some money
working for Herschel.
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Why don't you and I talk a bit
before you make a decision?
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Sorry, I-I didn't mean
to cause a problem.
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I'll find somebody else.
Y'all have a good night.
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Night, Herschel.Night.
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Thanks a lot.
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You really want
to quit football
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to go work
in a garage?
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Hell yeah.
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I thought you loved the game.
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I do, but look at me.
I weigh 125 pounds.
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That's not important.It's not?
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Every time I get tackled,
somebody's got to run over
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with smelling salts
just to wake me back up.
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Well, this isn't your decision.
You're gonna play football.
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You can't make me.
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Oh yeah? Wait and see.
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Screw this.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Even while sleeping,
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my quest to save
the princess continued,
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which was quite a departure
from my usual dreams,
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such as determining
the coolest prime number--
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which, by the way, is 73.
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Kill it, Meemaw! Kill it!
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What do you think I'm trying
to do? It won't die.
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Maybe you need
a different weapon.
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I already tried the
slingshot and the boomerang.
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All I have left is
the damn flute.
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It's a piccolo.
Didn't you pay attention
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when the old lady gave it to us?
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[gasps]
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MEEMAW: Hello?Meemaw.
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I'm sorry for waking you, but
I know how to kill the cyclops.
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We have to play the piccolo.
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Ooh.
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What a great idea, moonpie.
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We'll try it tomorrow.
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Excellent... Wait.
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How'd you answer your phone so
fast? It's not next to your bed.
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Uh, well, actually,
I was on my way to the bathroom.
256
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:07,362
You know us old people
and our bladders.
257
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,799
I'll call you right back.
258
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,154
That fibber.
259
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,548
You're playing
the game right now.
260
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,636
I am not.
261
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,030
I saw you with my binoculars.
262
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,206
Oh. How about that.
263
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,121
You promised not to play
without me.
264
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,166
We're a team.
Emelda Showmen, remember?
265
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,822
I'm turning off the game
and going to sleep right now.
266
00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,042
You'd better.
267
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,348
I love you, good night.
268
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,744
Binoculars for his birthday.
269
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,703
What was I thinking?
270
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:51,232
[radio playing faintly]
271
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:52,929
Where's Georgie?
272
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,235
Don't worry about it.
273
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,627
I wasn't worried.
274
00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,326
I was practicing chitchat.
275
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:01,242
Your mother's taking him
to school.
276
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,201
That's not very efficient.
Our car's already going there.
277
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,290
Not that it's any
of your business,
278
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,336
but I needed a break
from your brother.
279
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,208
I certainly understand that.
He's an acquired taste.
280
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,254
Like Grape-Nuts.
281
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,996
The first time I tried it,
I thought I was eating gravel.
282
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:19,129
But then I put a little sugar
on it and let it get soggy.
283
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,305
Now it's in my top six cereals.
284
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,960
I'll try soaking Georgie
in a bowl of milk.
285
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,441
Sarcasm?
286
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,921
Yeah.
287
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,531
I had a feeling.
288
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:32,447
The clue was you don't normally
put people in bowls of milk.
289
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,362
[chuckles]
290
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,407
♪
291
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,339
[game music playing]
292
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,391
I'm Sheldon Cooper's grandmother
293
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,393
and, uh, I need to take him out
of school today.
294
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,351
Sure. What's the reason?
295
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,180
His Aunt Emelda's
not doing well,
296
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,400
and has asked to see him
'fore she goes.
297
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,880
Oh, I am so sorry.
298
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:16,273
Does she want to see
his older brother also?
299
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,927
Nah. She doesn't
like him as much.
300
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:22,410
Okay. I'll just
track down Sheldon, then.
301
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,372
[quietly]:
Boy, do I love a pop quiz.
302
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:32,550
DIANE [over intercom]:
Will Sheldon Cooper please come to the main office?
303
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,596
[students oohing]
304
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,818
"Ooh," what?
305
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,345
This is hooky, Meemaw.
306
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,260
Hooky is a serious offense.
307
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,436
You're messing with me, right?
308
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,220
Any other kid would be
thrilled their grandma
309
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,396
took them out of school
to play a video game.
310
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,615
You've known me ten years.
311
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,835
When have I ever
messed with you?
312
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:01,492
I didn't see your kid
at practice today.
313
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:02,972
Everything all right?
314
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,714
Not really.
315
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:20,294
That's it? You're not gonna
ask me what's going on?
316
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:23,253
I just did. You shut me out.
317
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,560
Well, it doesn't mean
you can't persist a little.
318
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,475
You know, this is the kind
of crap I get from my wife.
319
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,216
I do not need it from you.
320
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,479
Sorry.
321
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,828
[sniffles]
322
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:41,532
You're really not gonna ask?
323
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,534
[game beeping, music playing]
324
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,580
[grunting, laughs]
325
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:49,801
[up-tempo music playing]
326
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,194
Oh, boy.
327
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:58,201
Well, moonpie, this is it.
328
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,942
Our final dungeon.
329
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,684
Hard to believe.
330
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:05,643
Yeah.
331
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:10,518
Would you like
to fight the last boss?
332
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,259
You think I'm ready?
333
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,261
We couldn't have gotten here
without you.
334
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,176
Well, except for the part
you did when I was sleeping.
335
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,918
We're having a moment here.
Don't ruin it.
336
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:25,315
ADULT SHELDON: I've fought many
digital battles in my life,
337
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,928
but none are as memorable as
this first one with my meemaw.
338
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,973
By handing me the controller,
339
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,584
she was telling me
she believed in me.
340
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:38,502
That inside my small, fragile frame beat the heart of a hero.
341
00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,982
[game chimes]
342
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,418
[music playing]
343
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,377
Behind you, behind you!
What're you doing?
344
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,118
Hit the A. Hit...I know, I'm pressing it.
345
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,510
Hit the A button.I'm pressing it.
346
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,295
Throw a bomb, throw the bomb!Which way?
347
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,557
Throw the bomb.
348
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,475
Hey. You up for some company?
349
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,434
Sure. Come on in.
350
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,654
Sorry about the light beer,
351
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,222
but Brenda's got me
on this health kick.
352
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,484
You are melting away.
353
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,226
Shut up. So, listen...
354
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:10,404
I feel bad about Georgie
and this whole football thing.
355
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,406
Thanks, but it's not on you.
356
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:15,931
I appreciate that,
but you got to know
357
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,715
there's an upside to this.
358
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,282
And that would be?
359
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:23,417
Your son has got a special gift.
360
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,201
A gift?
361
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,811
We are talking
about Georgie, right?
362
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,814
Yeah. I mean, first off,
the kid really knows his way
363
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,817
around an engine,
which is all well and good.
364
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:36,212
But when it comes
to fixing tires,
365
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:40,216
I swear, I've never seen
anything like him.
366
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,262
Tires? How do you mean?
367
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:45,352
George, I've been patching flats
for 25 years.
368
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,223
You know,
slap some soapy water on them,
369
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,746
look for
the air bubble.
370
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:52,750
But your son,
he doesn't need any tricks.
371
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:56,276
He knows
where the puncture holes are.
372
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,581
He knows?
373
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,714
He knows.
374
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,804
He's got a sixth sense
for tire damage.
375
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,197
I mean,
you got to see him in action.
376
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,634
I-It'll give you chills.
377
00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:07,678
You know, now that you say it,
378
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,071
whenever we had
a leaky football,
379
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,204
he knew exactly
where the hole was.
380
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:14,903
I am telling you, your boy's got
a future in the tire business.
381
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:18,733
Goodyear, Firestone, somebody's
gonna scoop him up first round.
382
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:20,735
Thanks, Herschel.
383
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,345
That does my heart good.
384
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:25,044
So I guess you got two geniuses
in the family.
385
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,523
Guess I do.
386
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,657
Who knows,
maybe Missy'll make it three.
387
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,529
Or it's two.
388
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,270
[both laugh]
389
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:47,544
I won. I saved the princess.
390
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,633
I knew you could do it!
391
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,636
Yes! We saved her!
392
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,464
We saved the princess!
We did it!
393
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,466
We did it.Yep.
394
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:59,556
[chuckles]
395
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,515
[music stops]
396
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,126
So now what?
397
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,347
We just return
to our ordinary lives?
398
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,698
I guess so.
399
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:17,966
Or... we could just go to
the store and buy another game.
400
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:24,364
ADULT SHELDON: Since that night,
I've battled orcs, zombies,
401
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:27,758
Nazis, Nazi-zombies,
a dinosaur in a go-kart,
402
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,717
and played Van Halen's
"Hot for Teacher"
403
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,501
on a stringless,
plastic guitar.
404
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,721
But nothing would ever compare
405
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:36,898
to that first quest
with my meemaw.
406
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,900
Although Leonard pulling
a groin muscle
407
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,337
doingDance Dance Revolution
was a close second.
408
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:52,522
♪ Oh, my love [air hissing]
409
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:56,091
♪ My darling
410
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,834
♪ I've hungered for...
411
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:03,403
[whispers]: Talk to me.
Tell me where it hurts.
412
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,839
[escaping air stops]
413
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,319
Gotcha.
414
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,320
[air escaping]
415
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,321
[hissing stops]
416
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,539
[air escaping, stops]
417
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:13,282
I got goose bumps.
418
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,980
♪ And time...
419
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:26,339
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