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[Wu Xin The Monster Killer]

Episode 16

Stop right there!

Stop! Didn't you hear me?

Are you left alone out here?

Where is everyone else?

I'm talking to you.

Yue Qi Luo...

Bitch!

How did this happen?

It's coming from the camp!

Yue Ya!

Yue Ya!

I'm here!

Yue Ya!

- What are you doing? - She's been possessed!

- We have to kill her now, sir! - You're not to kill her!

What is wrong with you?

Yue Ya!

Are you all right?

What could be wrong with me?

What is that?

The pouches!

Where did you put those pouches that Wu Xin gave you?

They are with me.

I still have more.

Give everyone one each. Then they won't be possessed.

Find a chance to tear off that strip of linen on them.

- Burn them all up. Do you hear me? - Yes!

Quickly!

Yue Ya, leave this place to me.

Find a place to hide right away.

Be careful.

What is it?

What is that?

Isn't that the work of your grand junior master?

Look for the manuscript and don't think much about this.

It's your grand junior master!

Taoist Master, this is indeed where your grand junior master lived.

Wu Xin, can you be a bit more serious?

- Look for the manuscript quickly. - All right, I'll get serious.

I'll look over there and you can look for your grand junior master.

Why is it hollow in here?

Taoist Master...

Taoist Master, what are you thinking about?

Look!

Haven't we seen this pattern before?

Am I right?

They really are identical.

They are identical.

Wu Xin, you're too ruthless.

You're trying to get me killed?

Don't blame me for being vicious!

We finally found it.

The soul-locking circle is broken!

Where are your talismans? I'll get them out for you.

Taoist Master? Are you all right?

What sounds are those?

They seem to come from the front.

Mum... Mummies...

Go and close the door!

Go on!

Give me the talisman!

Give me the talisman!

I finally understand why your grand junior master didn't destroy this place.

Because she wouldn't be able to get out if she did.

Let's go.

Is your hand all right?

It's fine. It's just a mild injury.

There isn't even any food in here.

Yue Qi Luo became a deity here a century ago.

There might not be any in here but there's food outside, isn't there?

It was easy if she wanted to eat.

No, we can't stay here much longer.

We have to try to get out of here.

Look, it's hollow inside here.

You're right.

There's a hole here.

Stop looking at it.

I have to say not only are you not fit but your eyesight is poor as well.

Wu Xin, have you been a thief?

That's not likely in this lifetime. Being a thief is too hard.

It doesn't suit me.

Help me with it!

You must have been a thief before.

Why is there still another door?

Why isn't there anything on this door?

There's nothing on this door. Not even a handle.

Tell me what we should do then.

Taoist Master, why don't you try using the gun?

See if you could shoot a hole through it.

Wu Xin, are your brains all right?

The iron door is so thick how could my bullets go through it?

I might get hurt before the bullets even get through.

Do you still have more talismans?

The ones that my grand master left me are running out.

I still have some that I drew.

Why don't you leave some blood on this door?

Leave more on it.

- What? - Your blood.

Leave my blood on the door?

Are you insane?

After you do that, stick your talisman on your forehead.

Hold your breath and I'll let one mummy in

to knock down this door.

You're insane! You must be!

That is too risky!

If we don't take a risk, we can only wait for our deaths!

I'm worried that my talisman might not work.

But you managed to hold on for quite some time in the circle.

That was my grand master's talisman.

My talisman...

It's surely a bit weaker than his.

Your talisman can't even ward off a mummy?

It won't be a problem if I hold my breath.

If your grand master learns about this in the underworld

I reckon that he will cry himself to death.

I can only hold my breath for two minutes.

Hurry up.

Keep that in mind.

I will. Go on now.

We'll start once I count to three!

Ready? One, two...

Wait a minute.

What are we still waiting for? Are you done yet?

Here we go!

Are you ready?

One, two, three!

Let's go.

Are you all right? Get up quickly.

Are you all right?

Look! Let's go!

Taoist Master, hand me the lantern!

There's a whole row of buckets under the steps.

They are all filled with excrement.

How could there be excrement in here?

Could this be your grand junior master's toilet?

Your grand junior master's toilet is sealed off by doors.

If that's not the case, there are only two reasons

this place is sealed off so tightly.

The first is to keep whatever is in here from leaving.

The second is to keep whatever is out there from getting in here.

Explosives!

Run!

There's shit in there!

Run!

- There's shit down there! - Go!

- Are you all right? - Don't touch me!

Qi Luo!

Are you all right?

I actually ended up totally defeated.

Qi Luo, you...

Leave the room first.

I would like to be alone.

Yue Ya!

- Yue Ya! - Where's Wu Xin?

Why hasn't he returned yet? Did something go wrong?

It's all right.

The good men are blessed.

He will be fine.

Report! Aide-de-camp, we have burned every strip.

Well done!

Go! Attend to the injured comrades.

- Yes! - Quickly!

You must remember not to go anywhere.

I'll go and pick up Wu Xin at the entrance of the cave.

Don't worry.

I'll definitely bring him back here.

All right.

That's enough. What has a grown man got to cry over?

It is all because of you!

Why did you have to be so nosy and unleash her?

You're wrong about that.

She is your grand junior master, so I'm just cleaning up for you.

Your grand junior master!

Did you hear that?

Stop scaring me!

Come over here!

What are you doing?

Listen!

It's alive! Shoot!

Bastard!

Fire! Quickly!

Go!

Run!

The entrance is right ahead! Go!

Wait for me!

Hurry up!

Taoist Master!

Here! Are you all right?

Slowly!

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

- Are you all right? - Don't touch me!

I need a bath.

I need a bath...

Dharma Master!

Dharma Master, here!

- Are you all right? - Quickly! Seal the entrance!

Comrades! Seal the entrance!

- Yes! - Hurry up!

Did you find the manuscript?

We'll talk later. We shouldn't stay here.

- We'll talk when we get back to Tianjin. - Yes.

Quickly! Seal the entrance!

Yes!

I already told you that I wish to be alone.

Get in here.

Master, did you summon us over to keep Miss Yue company?

Zhang Xian Zong, in a few days

pick a troop of elite soldiers to go with me to Tianjin.

Yes.

Don't just wash yourself.

Help me rinse off.

All right.

Wu Xin! What are you doing?

There are so many servants here.

Why are you so fussy about taking a bath?

Isn't this all because of you?

I've always been charming and sage-like.

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Don't fuss. Are you sure about recreating the charm to entrap Yue Qi Luo or not?

Don't worry.

It will definitely be fine with those three bone talismans.

But I have to say that my grand master was really remarkable.

How did he come up with it?

He fused both Taoism magic and the soul-locking circle.

His level of Taoism practice and skills made me feel humble in great awe.

You should just spend more time on your practice

and less on making money

then you won't have to be in awe of him.

What have you got in your glass bottle?

You don't know about this?

This is the hair wash liquid that I created.

Let me try it! Hurry up!

You don't have much hair. Why do you need it?

Let me try it!

Give this to me?

You have short hair, so what do you need it for?

It's for my wife!

Sure.

How are you both doing?

It's quite comfortable.

What should I do with the clothes?

Throw them away!

No, burn them! Burn them up!

Yue Ya would definitely say that she's washing mine.

Why don't you ask her?

Sure!

Sure!

Enjoy your bath. Clean up and wait for me.

They reek of shit. Chu Chen Zi told me to just burn them.

He can burn his if he wants. I'll have to wash Wu Xin's.

Do you think money gets blown in by the wind?

What is making that noise?

Yue Ya!

- Dharma Master! - Where's Yue Ya?

Yue Ya has gone to make dinner.

I'll show you something.

What is this?

It's a stone.

Stone?

This is top-quality gold ore.

Where did you get it?

Here. Let's talk over there.

These fell out of Chu Chen Zi and your clothes.

Tell me what happened in that cave.

That cave... We blew it up.

It's been blown up?

Yes.

There's definitely a gold mine in that cave.

Gold mine?

Think about it.

Both of you already blew up that cave. These even fell out from your clothes.

There must be a gold mine down there. That's what it is!

You want to dig in the gold mine?

Don't be silly.

Judging by the current situation, I know for sure that

even if I dig it out I won't be able to keep it.

Listen, I want to use this in exchange for military power.

Do you really think that I was being loyal in order to keep serving him?

That's impossible!

Listen, I want to use his power to take back the authority that I had.

What is the most trustworthy now?

Guns and weapons!

If I use weapons to take over a territory I can also be a Commander in chief!

Who would want to just be his aide-de-camp?

Listen to me. Even if there's a gold mine in that cave

it might not work.

How would we know if I don't try?

The fortune teller just told me that I'll have a good start to this year

and it really is true!

A gold mine immediately appeared!

Commander in chief was born fortunate!

You're born to be rich!

Gaining a gold mine is nothing.

Why don't you take some men to dig it up next spring?

Sure!

Commander in chief, that might be fine

but that place is especially close to Wen County.

That bastard Zhang Xian Zong has a strong army in Wen County.

He's a pain in the neck!

I now appoint you as Brigade Commander.

Next spring, you'll take a brigade with you to dig the mine.

Why would you be worried about Zhang Xian Zong?

I dare him to flaunt his ass around!

I thank Chief for your trust!

Brigade Commander Gu. It sounds good.

I'm now Brigade Commander Gu.

Salute!

Brigade Commander Gu...

He's been going on and on all afternoon.

I bet he's gone insane.

What did both of you say?

You have no idea.

Ever since I met both of you

I get whatever I want and whatever I think of comes my way!

Both of you are my lucky stars!

He's really a brigade commander now. He's even sweet talking.

What do you mean by that?

Anyway, I don't have much to do these days.

Why don't I throw you a huge wedding?

Sure.

Listen, I've long wanted this wedding.

If I hadn't been messed up by that Yue Qi Luo

I would have gotten married by now.

But we have to consider something in advance.

Name it.

Can you do it?

Can you?

My sister is young and beautiful.

I wouldn't want her to live like a widow.

- I'll let you know if I can do it! - Don't!

Yue Ya! Control your man!

Control your man!

Yue Ya! Save me!

That's enough!

Two grown men should stop joking around all the time.

Yue Ya, am I not thinking ahead for the latter half of your life?

Are you done?

What do you mean by that?

I'll take you both out tomorrow to get some jewelry and wedding outfits.

How about that?

Sure!

Brigade Commander Gu! This way, please.

All right! Get everything prepared!

Yes!

How is it? Have you picked one?

What are you both doing?

Why are you so indecisive?

Can you decide quickly?

Why don't you pick one?

Brigade Commander Gu, how is it?

How is what? Take them all aside!

We'll get the most expensive of all!

Yes!

Can I see the owner?

We don't have to try the wedding outfits. Get me the most expensive ones!

Yes. Thank you, Brigade Commander.

You don't have to try them on.

Shop owner! Get me the most expensive ones!

Brigade Commander Gu, how about them as flower girl and boy?

We'll get the most expensive ones!

Are you insane?

You don't even check before asking for the most expensive ones.

Aren't you being petty?

What is this called?

You get what you pay for!

But you can't just choose the expensive ones.

It's not necessary.

Isn't my sister only getting married once?

If you get married with a tinge of regret wouldn't you suffer a loss?

I don't care. Anyway, we can't choose the most expensive ones anymore.

The little lass is quite stubborn.

Sure! We'll listen to you.

Brigade Commander Gu, please look at the invitation...

We don't have to look at it!

Get the most expensive ones!

Wonderful!

One more!

Wu Xin! Yue Ya!

Here, let me introduce some of my friends.

This is Master Zhang.

Brigade Commander Wang.

The Russian ambassador Malevich Florensky.

Thai ambassador, Cancayeri.

Here, have a toast.

Thank you.

- Thank you. - My sister.

My bosom friend.

Here, here! Toast to them!

Here's a toast to you!

Drink it up!

- Groom, I have to toast to you... - Wait a minute.

I'll drink this for him.

- Good! - Bride, here's a toast...

Hold it!

Bride and groom, here's a toast to you.

Bottoms up for me and drink as much as you wish!

Yes...

What is it?

My neck hurts.

I'll massage it for you.

There are so many guests. When will the banquet end?

I want to go back to our room.

Isn't this a wedding? Weddings are all like this.

Hang in here for a while longer.

I have a question for everyone!

My bosom friend marries my sister today!

Are you happy?

Yes!

I, Gu Guo Qiang, have had a hard life. I have had a good life

and I've seen deities, monsters, evil spirits, and humans.

If you ask me who treats me the best and is the closest to me

it would be both of them!

That's why now that they are married today, I'm so happy!

I am happy!

Such happiness comes from the bottom of my heart!

Here! Let's toast to them!

Commander Gu.

Don't drink anymore.

My friend... It's hard to find someone you can confide in.

I am one lucky man!

Some people can't find one!

But I, Gu Guo Qiang!

I found two!

So I swore! I swore to be good to them!

What I have, I give to them! What I eat, they eat!

I will have them lead a good life! A good life!

Here! I'm happy! Drink!

My brother! My sister... Good sister.

To have met you both, I... My life is now worthwhile!

That's why if you're happy, I'm happy.

I'm truly happy for you that you're married today.

I am so happy!

Here, let's drink!

Here, let's all drink together! Bottoms up!

I'll do it!

My bosom friend, always ready to help.

- What a man! - Don't drink too much.

Here, don't drink too much.

Save me a sip!

Here!

I'm happy!

Yue Ya! Come here!

Come up here and be happy with me!

Listen! I'm happier than both of you that you're married!

I'm so happy! I haven't drunk enough!

Dharma Master, there's wine here!

I'll drink a bit more!

Open this up for me!

Let's drink a bit more.

Let's drink! Open this up!

Dharma Master!

My bosom friend!

Should I call you Dharma Master or my friend?

You can call me whatever you like.

Sure! When I become the Commander in chief

I'll make you the most famous Dharma Master in the world!

It's already been such a long day. Why are you still so energetic?

Lass, you dare to hit your brother?

Be good if you don't want to be beaten up.

It's all right...

You like that pair of diamond earrings, right?

I'll get you a pair some day!

Forget it. I don't want them.

If you don't like them, I'll dig a gold mine for you.

I'll make a pair of 20-kilo gold earrings

that drags your ears to the ground.

All right now, go to bed.

I can't sleep...

Sleep!

I'm so happy!

I'm not sleepy at all...

Dharma Master...

I'll get you huge earrings...

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