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True Blood 1x07
- Burning House of Love -
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Wait a minute.
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I thought you were supposed
to be invisible in a mirror.
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We started most of the myths
about ourselves many centuries ago.
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If humans thought that we
couldn't be seen in a mirror,
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it was another way for us to prove
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that we weren't vampires.
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And that way, we could stay hid.
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So what about holy water?
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Just water.
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- Crucifixes?
- Geometry.
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Garlic?
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It's irritating,
but that's pretty much it.
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- I feel a little weak.
- Of course you do.
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I fed on your blood.
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You should take some vitamin B-12
to replenish.
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Will I need to do that every day?
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If you don't mind, yes.
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And no garlic.
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Is it always like this?
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No, it is not.
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I never thought I'd be able to...
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I am honored that you chose me.
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Her tiny little legs.
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Flexible and smooth.
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How's the homework comin'?
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I hate math.
Gran usually helps me.
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Maybe I can help.
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Her skin is perfect.
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So soft.
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Come sit on my lap
so I can see you better.
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I'm good at this.
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It's easier than you think.
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No hair anywhere on her body.
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Oh my.
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Uncle Bartlett loves you, sweetie.
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It was just...
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touching.
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Wasn't nearly as bad as
what happens to some girls.
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- Did you tell anyone?
- Gran.
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She ran him off and
never spoke to him again.
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- Her own brother.
- It wasn't your fault.
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I know that.
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But...
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Here I am.
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I mean...
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Just had one of the most
important experiences
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in a girl's life.
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And...
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It was
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so, so perfect.
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Great.
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I hate that...
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I can't not think about him.
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You think about whatever
you think about.
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It's okay.
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You're safe with me.
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You motherfuckers
gonna have to be...
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patient.
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There's good things coming your way.
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This ain't Christmas morning,
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and you're all jacked
up on caffeine,
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ripping off that cheap WalMart paper
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to get your blender.
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Whole lot of creativity
went into this package
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and I want you to enjoy...
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Motherfucker.
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- Back up the truck, man.
- Don't fuckin' creep, bitch.
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You're fuckin' creepin'.
What the fuck you doin' here?
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I just need to get some more V.
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I need you to run your ass
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out of my goddamn doorway,
'cause I'm fuckin' workin'.
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Come on, buddy.
I just need a little.
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- I told you not to take too much.
- Yeah, I know.
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And you wound up in the hospital.
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I said keep quiet
about where it came from,
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and you fuckin' ran off
at the mouth to Tara.
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Then you got vamped up
and fuckin' threw a cop around.
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You can't handle the shit, buddy.
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Look, I will pay however you want.
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I'll even show my wiener
on your website.
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You can take your
little stumpy white dick
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and get the fuck up out my joint.
That's what I want.
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And what you gonna do?
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You gonna call the law?
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Fuck. What'cha got?
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Don't fuckin' fuck me,
motherfucker. Hear me?
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'Cause I will fuck your ass up.
You get me?
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Get the fuck up outa here.
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Oh, can you at least tell me
where I can find some more?
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Go to the fuckin' morgue,
'cause that's where you're goin'.
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Get the fuck outa here.
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Bitch.
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This is where I spend my days.
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Does anyone ever get
in there with you?
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This is not a place for you.
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So we can never sleep
beside each other.
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No one else knows where I rest.
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What does it mean to accept
Jesus as your personal savior?
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We'll write a check for the electric
and put it in the water envelope
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then stick the check for the water bill
in the electric envelope.
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They'll both think it was a
mistake and call about it.
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Then we'll be in the clear
for another month.
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I need 445 dollars.
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No way, Mama. We are broke.
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I need it to exorcise
the demons living inside of me.
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You need to do what
normal people do.
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Stop drinking and
go to AA meetin's.
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I'm not a group person,
and the demon knows that.
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Does the demon know
you spike your coffee?
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- I can smell it from here.
- I can't help it.
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The demon told me to finish off
everything in the house today.
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It doesn't want me to get exorcised.
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Yeah, next time you and
your demon have a little chat,
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you can tell it to go out
and get a damn job.
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The demon has a job.
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Going after people that
are weak but still have faith.
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It's a jealous demon
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and knows how close I am to Jesus.
That's why it picked me.
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Oh my God.
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Don't you dare
take the Lord's name in vain.
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Tara, honey...
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I know I wasn't the best mother.
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I fucked up a lot
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and I'm sorry.
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I want to do this
for the both of us.
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That's why I talked
her down fifty dollars.
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Please help me with this.
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Please.
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Mama.
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- Put down that coffee and look at me.
- It's the demon drinkin', not me.
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- Gimme that!
- What the...?
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- Don't spill it!
- Mama!
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It's the demon!
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It's the demon!
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- Fuck.
- What are you doin'?
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Nothin'.
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You went ahead and did it, huh?
My own sister.
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Nothin' but a damn fangbanger.
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Now, you saved it all these years
for a fuckin' vampire?
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- He is a gentleman.
- He bit you.
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He doesn't hit me, which is
more than I can say for you.
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I tried to apologize for that,
but you wouldn't let me.
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What are you doin'
with that Gran's candlesticks?
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I'm just takin' half
of what's mine.
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It were her wedding
present from her mother.
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- I need the money.
- For what? You have a job and a house.
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Sook, it's none of your business.
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Gran might have spoiled you rotten,
but I won't.
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This is my house now.
You put those things down and get out.
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You were gonna sell her jewelry?
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Hey, dog.
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Goddamn son of a bitchin'
shit ass fuckin' trailer!
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What are... What are you doin' comin'
in here like you own the place?
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Better?
Or you want me to call?
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Hi, Sam, it's me,
the girl you've been fuckin'.
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Mind if I drop by to
interrupt your cussin' spell,
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- say hi to you and your little dog?
- Yeah, I do mind.
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Last time I saw you, you left me
high and dry in some fleabag motel
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I had to.
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That wasn't the first time. I don't have
time for that kind of bullshit.
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Maybe I'm not in that big a hurry
to get somethin' goin' with my boss.
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Then why the hell are you here?
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And it was your big idea
to have sex, not mine.
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- Don't act like this you didn't want to!
- I hired you
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after you got fired from every place!
You throw being your boss in my face?
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Don't treat me like
I'm some kind of asshole!
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Did you honestly think I'd sleep
with you if I thought that?
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I have no idea what
the fuck you think,
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but I think you better
give me one good reason
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not to throw you outa right now.
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I'm no good at this.
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Try harder.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know how to be
with somebody.
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I never...
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Maybe I'm unboyfriendable.
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I'm just in a shitty mood.
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'Cause of me?
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I don't want that.
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No, it's not you. It's just...
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This trailer's fallin'
down around me.
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Well, at least you're
not living with your mother.
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Do your folks ever ask you
for money for some stupid ass shit
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they dreamed up
that you think is crazy?
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My family's not close.
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You're lucky.
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You need a Robertson's screwdriver.
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How would you know
somethin' like that?
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No daddy and a drunk mom.
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All the fixin' fell to me.
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Place would look good with a...
with a little work.
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Speakin'.
Who is this?
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What?
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Well, I'm sorry, Mrs. Thornton,
but it is against bank policy
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to extend a loan for an exorcism.
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We both know what's goin' on here.
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You won't give me a loan
'cause you're a bigot.
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Many of our clients
are African-American.
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You sayin' that
just proves my point.
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I ain't talkin' about the
color of my skin, but you is.
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Well, now that is
simply not the case.
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We have recently accepted a client
who is a vampire-American.
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I don't care who give loans
to if not Lettie Mae Thornton.
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You are prejudiced against me
because I am a Christian.
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What? No, I teach Sunday school.
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Then you know what I'm talkin' about.
The whole world is against us.
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They even try
and take away Christmas.
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This is your chance to stop
that persecution in its tracks.
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Show Jesus you have
a charitable nature.
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A bank is not a charity.
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Maybe Mister Gus just don't
like women, is that it?
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No, what...
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No. I mean, yes, I...
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Then let's you and me
work somethin' out.
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My landlord don't mind if a get
a little behind in my rent.
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No, I think we need to
terminate this conversation.
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There may be snow on the mountaintop,
but there's fire in the valley.
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What the hell, Mama?
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This white devil tried
to sexual harass me!
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I'm gonna sue his narrow ass!
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I assure you, ma'am.
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What are you doin' ?
Trying to borrow money,
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'cause I got a daughter who want
me to live a demon inside of me!
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Mama, there is no demon.
You just have an addiction.
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I can feel it in me right now!
Nobody believes me!
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I do not want to live
like this no more!
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I can't!
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I gotta go lay down.
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That demon's gnawin'
at me somethin' awful.
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You need to drink some water.
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I'm paying you to cook,
not beat on customers.
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I want a motherfucking raise.
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I'll think about it, but 'til then,
no trouble. We're gettin' busy.
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Tara called.
She ain't comin' in.
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What?
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Hell, we're already
short a waitress.
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Don't worry, Sam.
We'll make it work.
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Well, goddamn.
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Look at you. All pornalicious.
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What kind of crazy mix you
done and got yourself into?
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Can't I just be in a good mood
without it being a big deal?
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It's a pretty night outside,
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and I'm glad to be
enjoying it with my friends.
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It's me.
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Hey. Who's me?
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Like you don't know.
249
00:18:56,189 --> 00:18:58,038
- How's it goin'?
- Well, I'm at Merlotte's,
250
00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:00,979
and I'm just waitin'
for you to come on down
251
00:19:01,546 --> 00:19:02,644
and buy me a drink.
252
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,980
I ain't comin' to
Merlotte's tonight.
253
00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:09,138
You ain't avoidin' me, are you?
254
00:19:09,335 --> 00:19:13,117
'Cause that's shit's not gonna fly,
cowboy. Not after the other night.
255
00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:15,288
Of course not.
256
00:19:15,408 --> 00:19:17,867
It's just that I'm going into
Shreveport tonight, that's all.
257
00:19:18,027 --> 00:19:19,426
Can I come?
258
00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:21,061
Sure.
259
00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:24,624
I want to go to that vampire bar.
You know where it's at?
260
00:19:29,445 --> 00:19:32,673
I may not know much, but I do know
better than to associate
261
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,941
myself with people
of low moral character.
262
00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:36,968
- Oh, okay.
- I hope you enjoy spending
263
00:19:37,163 --> 00:19:40,148
eternity in hell!
Asshole!
264
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,619
Will you run that to them crackers.
265
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,253
- Sure thing.
- Thank you so much.
266
00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:07,560
Don't you look nice tonight.
267
00:20:08,161 --> 00:20:10,670
- I love how you did your hair.
- Well, thank you.
268
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,674
Honey. That scarf is double cute.
269
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:19,319
There's something
different about you.
270
00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:21,621
You need to tell me
what is goin' on.
271
00:20:22,272 --> 00:20:23,586
Is it a man?
272
00:20:23,943 --> 00:20:27,109
I'm not really comfortable
discussing my personal business.
273
00:20:27,337 --> 00:20:28,479
Especially not here.
274
00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:31,357
Everyone else's
personal life is open to you.
275
00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:35,121
I forgive you 'cause I know
you can't help that,
276
00:20:35,352 --> 00:20:38,672
but it does make being
your friend kinda lopsided.
277
00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:44,871
Please tell me it was Sam,
not that vampire.
278
00:20:45,547 --> 00:20:46,957
Yes, it was Bill.
279
00:20:47,944 --> 00:20:49,926
And I think I might
be in love with him.
280
00:20:50,046 --> 00:20:51,685
Don't tell anybody, okay?
281
00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:53,916
Goddamn it!
282
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:55,352
Fuck!
283
00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:57,753
Sook, order up.
284
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,657
Sookie has been with that vampire.
285
00:21:06,145 --> 00:21:08,768
- That's just bar talk.
- She told me so herself.
286
00:21:09,009 --> 00:21:11,516
Oh my Lord.
Suppose she gets pregnant.
287
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,174
How in the world can she
nurse a baby with fangs?
288
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,544
You just be her friend.
She need one now more than ever.
289
00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:20,847
There you go. You're gonna
love that okra special.
290
00:21:20,967 --> 00:21:24,142
It's so fresh, it'll hop
right off your plate.
291
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,077
Don't go anywhere. I need two Bud.
292
00:21:26,378 --> 00:21:28,555
You keep your hands
to yourself, Sam Merlotte.
293
00:21:28,675 --> 00:21:31,783
- You have no right to touch me.
- You're a damn fool, you know that?
294
00:21:34,547 --> 00:21:37,230
What I do on my own time
is no concern of yours.
295
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:38,674
Or any of y'all's.
296
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:40,782
Yes, I had sex with Bill,
297
00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:44,070
and since every one of y'all's
too chicken to ask, it was great.
298
00:21:44,446 --> 00:21:46,373
I enjoyed every second of it.
299
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:49,476
And if you don't like that,
you can just fire me!
300
00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:10,242
Your mama know you're
out in the big city?
301
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,916
- Well, my mama's dead.
- So am I.
302
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,169
Let me see some ID.
303
00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:26,379
Jason Stackhouse from Bon Temps?
304
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:32,262
- You related to Sookie by any chance?
- Yeah. She's my sister.
305
00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:34,874
Well, how do you know her?
306
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,357
She stands out. Do you?
307
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,842
Maybe.
308
00:22:41,054 --> 00:22:42,571
In other ways.
309
00:22:45,185 --> 00:22:47,068
- Why are you here?
- Why?
310
00:22:47,341 --> 00:22:49,688
Well, you know, I was...
I heard it was cool.
311
00:22:49,808 --> 00:22:52,639
I wanted to check it out,
see what's up.
312
00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:55,294
I'm one of those
open-minded kind of guys.
313
00:23:08,259 --> 00:23:09,756
Tell me why you came here.
314
00:23:10,475 --> 00:23:12,101
I want some vampire blood.
315
00:23:13,784 --> 00:23:15,622
What time do you get off work?
316
00:23:17,209 --> 00:23:19,118
You came for my blood?
317
00:23:20,947 --> 00:23:22,329
Yes, you're right.
318
00:23:24,506 --> 00:23:26,389
You're nothing like your sister.
319
00:23:29,897 --> 00:23:30,900
Go on in.
320
00:23:37,017 --> 00:23:38,688
And good luck gettin' out.
321
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,055
I don't keep cash in the house.
322
00:24:15,366 --> 00:24:17,265
I'm not here for money.
323
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,362
I'm here for Sookie.
324
00:24:23,883 --> 00:24:26,132
Damn. I'm gettin'
eaten alive out here.
325
00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:28,382
You want to meet the devil,
wait at the crossroad.
326
00:24:28,502 --> 00:24:29,637
That was a mile back.
327
00:24:29,757 --> 00:24:31,971
For Miss Jeanette, you gotta
go past where the devil's at.
328
00:24:32,091 --> 00:24:34,711
That is the biggest load
of bullshit I ever heard.
329
00:24:34,831 --> 00:24:37,310
You're gettin' as bad off
as Lafayette and his juju.
330
00:24:37,430 --> 00:24:40,981
My poor sister. I pity havin'
to raise a sexual devia.
331
00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:43,550
That runs in families,
you know, like demons.
332
00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:44,957
You showed up.
333
00:24:45,687 --> 00:24:48,021
I figured that demon
of yours wouldn't let'cha.
334
00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,876
You must be Tara.
335
00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:54,076
I'm Miss Jeanette.
336
00:24:56,565 --> 00:24:57,598
You ready?
337
00:24:58,659 --> 00:25:00,960
Fully prepared body and soul
for this exorcism?
338
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,087
I didn't eat anything all day,
like you said.
339
00:25:03,256 --> 00:25:04,546
Have you made your peace?
340
00:25:05,152 --> 00:25:06,390
Is it gonna hurt?
341
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:08,968
Of course it's gonna hurt.
342
00:25:09,557 --> 00:25:11,095
It's like childbirth.
343
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,603
Except the demon
don't want to come out,
344
00:25:14,195 --> 00:25:16,519
and it ain't your body
that could get ripped up.
345
00:25:17,212 --> 00:25:18,352
It's your soul.
346
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,601
In olden days, folks paid my grandmama
using tobacco and livestock.
347
00:25:25,861 --> 00:25:27,243
But today it's cash.
348
00:25:29,549 --> 00:25:30,659
In advance.
349
00:25:42,228 --> 00:25:45,754
That demon will not
inhabit you after tonight.
350
00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:48,767
Let's get this shit over with.
351
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:32,544
Lettie Mae, you're gonna
need to undress now.
352
00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:37,379
It felt like...
353
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,833
Itfelt like every single care
354
00:26:39,953 --> 00:26:43,103
or worry or sadness
I ever had was just
355
00:26:43,223 --> 00:26:44,671
flowing out of me into him.
356
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,916
And, yeah, that hurt at first, but
357
00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:50,662
then when I relaxed,
didn't hurt at all.
358
00:26:53,073 --> 00:26:55,640
I was always too scared
to let 'em bite me.
359
00:26:56,568 --> 00:26:58,664
I don't know, Sook,
I just think that
360
00:26:59,864 --> 00:27:02,080
when there's blood involved,
a line been crossed.
361
00:27:02,242 --> 00:27:06,192
Oh, I definitely crossed a line,
but I'm glad I did.
362
00:27:06,312 --> 00:27:08,762
Well, you go ahead on
cookin' with your bad ass.
363
00:27:08,882 --> 00:27:10,143
Good for you.
364
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:13,500
It ain't possible to live
unless you crossin' somebody's line.
365
00:27:18,151 --> 00:27:19,032
Skank.
366
00:27:31,371 --> 00:27:32,568
Excuse me.
367
00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:36,781
May I take a picture of you?
368
00:27:39,379 --> 00:27:40,279
You may.
369
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,583
No pictures.
370
00:27:47,442 --> 00:27:50,128
- He said I could take it.
- I did not say you could keep it.
371
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,058
Pretty good dancer.
372
00:28:03,591 --> 00:28:05,076
Can I get you another?
373
00:28:07,841 --> 00:28:09,655
But I will have somethin' stronger.
374
00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:15,779
Not Tru-Blood, but really strong.
You know what I'm sayin'?
375
00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:17,948
We've got Kentucky
straight bourbon, whiskey.
376
00:28:18,173 --> 00:28:20,433
Hundred proof. It'll turn
the lining right off your stomach.
377
00:28:20,553 --> 00:28:22,661
Uh, yeah.
Somethin' stronger than that.
378
00:28:23,063 --> 00:28:24,507
But you know, a different color?
379
00:28:24,627 --> 00:28:26,758
Just tell me what
the fuck you want, little boy.
380
00:28:26,878 --> 00:28:28,649
Somethin' closer to
the color of the walls.
381
00:28:28,769 --> 00:28:30,717
- There you are, hon.
- You know what I'm sayin'.
382
00:28:30,837 --> 00:28:32,004
- Come sit.
- Hang on.
383
00:28:32,164 --> 00:28:35,282
- Why don't you hold on a minute?
- I know what you're looking for.
384
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,257
- Come into...
- Goddamn.
385
00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:40,345
- It's hotter than hell in here.
- No, it's an icebox.
386
00:28:40,699 --> 00:28:42,264
You're sweating for another reason.
387
00:28:42,726 --> 00:28:44,591
- I could use some V.
- Hey, V-Eight.
388
00:28:44,711 --> 00:28:46,518
I don't think that
they serve that here.
389
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,247
- Why the fuck would I want V-Eight?
- Hey, shut up.
390
00:28:49,367 --> 00:28:53,316
Listen, they can hear really well.
Alright, so let's talk about it later.
391
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:57,070
Alright? Let's get out of here
before you get us both killed.
392
00:28:57,230 --> 00:29:00,006
I ain't goin' nowhere
until I get what I came for.
393
00:29:02,214 --> 00:29:04,082
Purse? Let's do it.
394
00:29:07,117 --> 00:29:09,458
What kind of stupid bitch would
go and do something like that?
395
00:29:09,618 --> 00:29:11,399
Something like what, Royce?
396
00:29:12,634 --> 00:29:15,021
- Fuck a vampire.
- Fuck a vampire?
397
00:29:15,598 --> 00:29:17,512
Hell, no. I like my meat alive.
398
00:29:29,522 --> 00:29:31,531
Well, hey there, sugar.
399
00:29:48,073 --> 00:29:51,424
- Get us three Tru-Bloods.
- Y'all need to go somewhere else.
400
00:29:51,921 --> 00:29:54,043
This is a family place.
Locals only.
401
00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,546
We just closed
on a place up the road,
402
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:59,633
so that makes us official
citizens of Renard Parish.
403
00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:03,503
- We're the new locals.
- My place, my rules.
404
00:30:03,944 --> 00:30:05,906
Discrimination against vampires
405
00:30:06,026 --> 00:30:09,042
is punishable by law in
the great State of Louisiana.
406
00:30:09,368 --> 00:30:11,615
Personally, I don't give a fuck,
407
00:30:11,842 --> 00:30:14,439
but I am thirsty.
408
00:30:14,867 --> 00:30:18,251
You are not welcome here.
409
00:30:19,938 --> 00:30:22,906
That shit only works
in a private home.
410
00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:27,786
How nice to see you again, Sookie.
411
00:30:29,197 --> 00:30:30,871
You are looking
delectable as always.
412
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,400
- You know them?
- We've met.
413
00:30:35,537 --> 00:30:38,463
It looks like little Miss Holdout
has given up the goods.
414
00:30:38,989 --> 00:30:40,106
Brava.
415
00:30:40,765 --> 00:30:42,842
Did he leave enough
for the rest of us?
416
00:30:43,002 --> 00:30:44,219
I am his.
417
00:30:44,379 --> 00:30:47,787
Well, he is not here, is he?
418
00:30:48,987 --> 00:30:50,697
And while Bill's away,
419
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,047
Malcolm will always play.
420
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:04,998
Don't you think for one second
I'd ever have anything to do with you.
421
00:31:05,118 --> 00:31:07,951
You were trash while you were alive,
and now you're just dead trash.
422
00:31:08,121 --> 00:31:11,071
I'm gonna drain you so slowly,
you're gonna beg me to kill you.
423
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,914
Jihad this, motherfucker!
424
00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,655
- You are a dead man.
- Maybe.
425
00:31:22,775 --> 00:31:24,676
But I'm gonna take
one of y'all with me.
426
00:31:29,924 --> 00:31:33,293
I'm gonna reach down your throat
and yank you inside out by your dick.
427
00:31:33,469 --> 00:31:34,845
Please leave him alone!
428
00:31:35,471 --> 00:31:36,396
Stop this!
429
00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:38,964
Now!
430
00:31:42,806 --> 00:31:44,554
You're here for me, not them.
431
00:31:44,674 --> 00:31:47,656
We had to get your attention,
and I do believe it worked.
432
00:31:51,241 --> 00:31:52,655
What do you want?
433
00:31:52,775 --> 00:31:54,446
You never call me back.
434
00:31:55,285 --> 00:31:58,494
Now, if I remembered
what feelings were, mine might be hurt.
435
00:32:01,149 --> 00:32:02,741
Join our nest, Bill.
436
00:32:05,062 --> 00:32:06,459
Forget these blood sacks.
437
00:32:08,130 --> 00:32:10,183
Mainstreamin's for pussies.
438
00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:13,433
Let's party like we used to, huh?
439
00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:18,057
We used to have so much fun.
440
00:32:21,195 --> 00:32:22,228
Alright.
441
00:32:24,999 --> 00:32:26,880
- Let's go.
- Bill, what are you doin'?
442
00:32:27,368 --> 00:32:29,616
- I should be with my own.
- But you're not like them.
443
00:32:29,736 --> 00:32:31,786
You're better than they'll ever be.
444
00:32:34,007 --> 00:32:35,754
I am not human, Sookie.
445
00:32:36,762 --> 00:32:37,999
I am vampire.
446
00:32:58,805 --> 00:33:01,581
Well, that ain't right,
him comin' in here like that.
447
00:33:02,008 --> 00:33:04,017
Ain't right them things even exist.
448
00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:06,672
Well, it is a full moon tonight.
449
00:33:16,683 --> 00:33:18,665
Let's take the V
and go to a roadhouse.
450
00:33:18,825 --> 00:33:20,209
Not so fast, dude.
451
00:33:20,543 --> 00:33:22,435
The setting is crucial.
452
00:33:22,555 --> 00:33:25,505
You know, just breathe deep.
Think about something that you like.
453
00:33:25,914 --> 00:33:27,357
Sunrise on the Gulf.
454
00:33:28,648 --> 00:33:30,710
- I never get up that early.
- Well,
455
00:33:31,099 --> 00:33:32,724
something beautiful then.
456
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,227
You know, whatever you think
is relaxing and nice.
457
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,724
How about you?
458
00:33:43,237 --> 00:33:44,232
I'm Amy Burley.
459
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,295
Pleased to meet you.
460
00:33:48,925 --> 00:33:52,259
- Where you from?
- Storrs, Connecticut originally.
461
00:33:52,721 --> 00:33:54,668
You know,
I knew that you'd drive a truck.
462
00:33:54,788 --> 00:33:57,605
- I knew it. I bet you work outside, too.
- Maybe.
463
00:33:58,254 --> 00:34:00,285
Or maybe I run a store
at the mall.
464
00:34:02,639 --> 00:34:04,412
Really, I'm a doctor.
465
00:34:05,805 --> 00:34:08,000
- What's your specialty?
- Legs.
466
00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:09,679
I'm a leg doctor.
467
00:34:10,334 --> 00:34:12,067
Doc, I love this truck.
468
00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:15,096
I do. It's authentic.
You know, it's how a truck should be.
469
00:34:15,256 --> 00:34:17,931
None of that stupid extended cab,
470
00:34:18,051 --> 00:34:20,310
four wheel drive just to go
to the mall crap.
471
00:34:23,309 --> 00:34:24,648
How much V you got?
472
00:34:25,557 --> 00:34:27,060
How far to your place?
473
00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:28,717
Get in.
474
00:34:35,735 --> 00:34:38,958
- Where'd you learn how to do this?
- I learned from my mama.
475
00:34:39,712 --> 00:34:42,457
And she learned from hers
and so on,
476
00:34:42,989 --> 00:34:45,490
going back a thousand years.
477
00:34:48,077 --> 00:34:50,381
Now, we're gonna lure
this demon out
478
00:34:50,805 --> 00:34:52,284
- and then...
- Lure it out?
479
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,210
With a bunch of rocks?
480
00:34:55,655 --> 00:34:57,672
Don't you need a Ouija board
and some chicken bones?
481
00:34:57,792 --> 00:34:59,098
- Shut up.
- It's my money.
482
00:34:59,258 --> 00:35:01,027
- But it's my demon.
- Look!
483
00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,843
I know you love your daughter.
484
00:35:07,828 --> 00:35:09,660
And I know you love your mama,
485
00:35:10,036 --> 00:35:11,962
or else you wouldn't be here.
486
00:35:13,907 --> 00:35:16,185
But this is a serious situation
487
00:35:17,978 --> 00:35:19,198
for all of us.
488
00:35:19,475 --> 00:35:21,072
Demons can kill.
489
00:35:23,059 --> 00:35:25,466
And this one will given
half a chance.
490
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,741
Y'all need to calm down.
491
00:35:39,149 --> 00:35:40,711
The sacred crone-stone.
492
00:35:41,283 --> 00:35:43,608
It's been in my family since Africa.
493
00:35:44,493 --> 00:35:47,428
My generation was twelve kids,
494
00:35:48,434 --> 00:35:50,665
but the stone chose me.
495
00:35:59,318 --> 00:36:01,007
You ain't puttin' that thing
on my mama.
496
00:36:01,127 --> 00:36:03,121
Soon as that demon
leaves your mother,
497
00:36:03,241 --> 00:36:05,402
it'll be lookin' for
a new place to stay.
498
00:36:05,777 --> 00:36:07,625
Come on.
We all gonna have to be still.
499
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,605
Don't even breathe.
500
00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:16,150
Let it find the possum.
501
00:36:37,806 --> 00:36:41,246
"Sing a crone-stone song.
502
00:36:42,221 --> 00:36:45,168
"Sing what land made me.
503
00:36:46,123 --> 00:36:49,208
"Dream tinker is my drum.
504
00:36:50,370 --> 00:36:52,920
"I hold the power
505
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,320
"of the stone,
506
00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:55,949
"the water,
507
00:36:56,526 --> 00:36:57,547
"the leaf,
508
00:36:57,982 --> 00:36:59,027
"the dirt.
509
00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:03,389
"Stone, water, leaf, dirt.
510
00:37:04,123 --> 00:37:05,308
"Sing a demon song.
511
00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:09,001
"Sing the night made you.
512
00:37:10,414 --> 00:37:11,564
"Dark and wet.
513
00:37:11,724 --> 00:37:14,317
"Hungry and cold.
514
00:37:14,477 --> 00:37:16,819
"Trapped in darkness forever,
515
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:19,280
"lonely for the light.
516
00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:21,414
"You are safe here.
517
00:37:21,738 --> 00:37:23,784
"Safe and welcome.
518
00:37:23,944 --> 00:37:26,141
"Safe and welcome.
519
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:31,917
"By the power of the stone,
I bid you depart
520
00:37:32,619 --> 00:37:35,171
"and join the world of light!"
521
00:38:06,507 --> 00:38:07,544
I froze up.
522
00:38:07,664 --> 00:38:09,636
I let everybody down.
I didn't do nothin'.
523
00:38:09,756 --> 00:38:11,752
This ain't Baghdad, Terry.
524
00:38:12,997 --> 00:38:14,817
It's Merlotte's, okay?
525
00:38:16,834 --> 00:38:19,053
Ain't nothin' anybody coulda' done.
526
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:21,821
I'm supposed to.
527
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:30,150
I know where that house
they bought is at.
528
00:38:30,397 --> 00:38:31,923
About four miles away,
529
00:38:32,493 --> 00:38:34,203
right at the edge of town.
530
00:38:34,323 --> 00:38:35,838
It'd be easy to sneak up on 'em.
531
00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:37,915
If you think you can sneak up
on a vampire,
532
00:38:38,035 --> 00:38:40,286
then y'all are dumber in the head
than a hog is in the butt.
533
00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:42,615
Fuckin' a vampire
don't make you no expert.
534
00:38:42,735 --> 00:38:44,471
You're contaminated
from normal people.
535
00:38:44,591 --> 00:38:46,279
What would you know
about normal people?
536
00:38:46,399 --> 00:38:48,150
I know they don't fuck dead things.
537
00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:49,982
You mess with Bill Compton.
538
00:38:50,259 --> 00:38:52,865
I promise, you will be a dead thing.
539
00:38:56,205 --> 00:38:58,626
We gotta do somethin'.
These rednecks are gettin' riled up.
540
00:38:58,746 --> 00:39:00,687
They're talkin' about going
after the vampires.
541
00:39:00,807 --> 00:39:03,542
- That's not my problem.
- I hope they kill 'em all.
542
00:39:04,054 --> 00:39:06,519
- Bill is not like them.
- He went with 'em.
543
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,679
- To get them away from here.
- Doesn't matter.
544
00:39:08,799 --> 00:39:11,559
- He belongs with his own kind.
- My God, are you listening to yourself?
545
00:39:13,214 --> 00:39:15,367
Whatever goes on between you
and him's your business,
546
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,729
but I do not want him in my bar.
547
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,288
Weren't for little Stackhouse bitch,
548
00:39:20,408 --> 00:39:23,101
there wouldn't be no vampires
comin' around here at all.
549
00:39:23,439 --> 00:39:26,448
Round 'em all up at daybreak
and shoot the sunlight into 'em.
550
00:39:26,907 --> 00:39:28,290
I went to Wellesley.
551
00:39:28,677 --> 00:39:32,335
I was supposed to do pre-law but I said
screw it, I studied philosophy instead
552
00:39:32,455 --> 00:39:35,425
and that pissed
the parental units off big time,
553
00:39:36,012 --> 00:39:38,956
as if the meaning
of life's just irrelevant, right?
554
00:39:39,884 --> 00:39:43,113
I got two years
at Vo-Tech studyin'...
555
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,202
landscape technology.
556
00:39:45,627 --> 00:39:48,554
I couldn't take anymore
of that artificial lockjaw lifestyle,
557
00:39:48,714 --> 00:39:50,845
- so hit the road.
- Lockjaw?
558
00:39:50,965 --> 00:39:52,062
Like rabies?
559
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:55,317
No, it's talking with your teeth
clenched together
560
00:39:55,437 --> 00:39:57,225
so you don't get lines
in your face.
561
00:39:57,345 --> 00:39:59,995
"Amy, please tell me
you're not having sex
562
00:40:00,115 --> 00:40:02,365
with that disgusting man."
563
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:05,810
People who talk that way
don't want anyone to know
564
00:40:05,930 --> 00:40:08,128
- they got their teeth knocked out.
- Where are your CD's?
565
00:40:08,248 --> 00:40:10,409
- They're over there.
- Where's the V at?
566
00:40:10,569 --> 00:40:14,027
I love your place, man.
It's very unselfconscious.
567
00:40:14,147 --> 00:40:16,467
- So off the grid.
- It was my parents house.
568
00:40:16,587 --> 00:40:18,840
Haven't really done much
with the place since they passed.
569
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,308
That's even better.
570
00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:23,864
I mean, this place goes back
to like a more legitimate time,
571
00:40:23,984 --> 00:40:26,611
you know, before everything
got totally out of whack.
572
00:40:26,731 --> 00:40:28,555
Your parents are part of Gaia.
573
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:31,210
You know what Gaia is, right?
Theory of Gaia?
574
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:37,177
The Earth is a living organism.
575
00:40:37,993 --> 00:40:40,436
Makes weather, which is good for us.
576
00:40:40,759 --> 00:40:44,033
Plants give us the chemicals we need.
Everything is connected.
577
00:40:44,421 --> 00:40:45,711
But you know that.
578
00:40:47,514 --> 00:40:48,991
I don't like how they keep
579
00:40:49,111 --> 00:40:52,089
taking stuff away.
Like Pluto's not a planet anymore
580
00:40:52,524 --> 00:40:54,578
and a brontosaurus
stopped being a dinosaur.
581
00:40:54,698 --> 00:40:57,705
You can't say somethin' stopped being
what it's always been.
582
00:40:58,929 --> 00:41:01,109
- Do you live by yourself?
- Yeah.
583
00:41:02,976 --> 00:41:04,505
Come on, let's do the V's.
584
00:41:04,665 --> 00:41:06,215
Slow down, baby.
585
00:41:07,261 --> 00:41:09,375
Do you even know how
this stuff works?
586
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,607
It's blood. It carries
oxygen to our organs, right?
587
00:41:13,727 --> 00:41:16,721
And that's what makes them function.
So it keeps us goin'.
588
00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:18,727
It's like gas in a car engine.
589
00:41:19,982 --> 00:41:20,985
Vampires,
590
00:41:21,657 --> 00:41:25,206
they don't need oxygen. Everything
just runs directly off the blood.
591
00:41:26,029 --> 00:41:28,248
Ah, like those cars
that run on corn.
592
00:41:29,513 --> 00:41:31,240
I've had this blood for like
593
00:41:31,883 --> 00:41:33,045
forever, so
594
00:41:33,473 --> 00:41:36,036
we're gonna need to take some steps
to keep it from coagulating.
595
00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:37,933
Coagulating?
596
00:41:39,338 --> 00:41:40,338
Aspirin.
597
00:41:40,505 --> 00:41:41,505
Insert.
598
00:41:42,224 --> 00:41:44,128
We'll get the full effect faster
599
00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:45,800
and more intense.
600
00:41:54,849 --> 00:41:56,075
You just know
601
00:41:56,783 --> 00:41:59,448
this is what Holy Communion
is symbolic of.
602
00:42:00,319 --> 00:42:02,009
This is the real deal here.
603
00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:03,635
None of that
604
00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:06,028
lame ass empty ritual.
605
00:42:07,644 --> 00:42:09,236
This is nature's greatest gift.
606
00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:18,871
- I thought they'd get all mushy.
- See, the V adapts.
607
00:42:19,256 --> 00:42:20,808
It wants to be in us.
608
00:42:42,061 --> 00:42:43,294
We honor Gaia
609
00:42:43,658 --> 00:42:46,356
and seek the deepest
relationship to her.
610
00:42:52,035 --> 00:42:53,035
Me too.
611
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:56,539
And Pluto can start being
a planet again,
612
00:42:56,659 --> 00:42:58,018
connected to stuff.
613
00:43:00,046 --> 00:43:02,414
By taking the blood of
the night into our bodies,
614
00:43:02,575 --> 00:43:04,701
we water the flowers of our souls.
615
00:43:06,967 --> 00:43:08,212
Nothing is real.
616
00:43:09,031 --> 00:43:10,593
Everything is permitted.
617
00:44:12,552 --> 00:44:13,762
Damn it, Bill.
618
00:44:14,517 --> 00:44:15,680
Please pick up.
619
00:44:17,033 --> 00:44:19,335
- Bill Compton.
- To leave a voice message,
620
00:44:19,455 --> 00:44:22,191
press 1 or just wait
for the tone.
621
00:44:23,139 --> 00:44:25,147
Bill, this is
the third time I've called.
622
00:44:25,267 --> 00:44:27,014
A lynch mob is going
after those vampires.
623
00:44:27,134 --> 00:44:29,619
You gotta get outa there.
Call me back now.
624
00:44:29,739 --> 00:44:31,657
When you finish recording,
you may hang up
625
00:44:31,777 --> 00:44:33,761
or press pound for more options.
626
00:45:54,340 --> 00:45:55,562
I know, right.
627
00:46:04,964 --> 00:46:08,521
I can't believe I spent 400 dollars
to watch you drown a damn possum.
628
00:46:08,868 --> 00:46:10,810
You better not have done
anything bad to my mama.
629
00:46:11,114 --> 00:46:12,840
Is my demon gone forever?
630
00:46:13,577 --> 00:46:14,731
That one is.
631
00:46:15,306 --> 00:46:17,044
- I got another one?
- No.
632
00:46:18,012 --> 00:46:19,926
You belong to yourself now.
633
00:46:20,686 --> 00:46:22,864
But we're gonna have to do
somethin' about your daughter.
634
00:46:23,024 --> 00:46:24,741
You ain't gonna do nothin' for me.
635
00:46:25,245 --> 00:46:26,251
Your demon
636
00:46:26,672 --> 00:46:28,841
isn't the same kind
as your mother's,
637
00:46:29,581 --> 00:46:31,081
but it's definitely living in you.
638
00:46:31,241 --> 00:46:33,609
Now you think I got
a motherfuckin' demon?
639
00:46:33,729 --> 00:46:35,405
Bitch, you as fucked up as your bus.
640
00:46:35,525 --> 00:46:38,213
That's that demon talkin' right now.
641
00:46:39,182 --> 00:46:41,341
And deep down inside,
you know it's true.
642
00:46:41,501 --> 00:46:42,646
No, I do not.
643
00:46:44,355 --> 00:46:45,600
I can help you.
644
00:46:45,835 --> 00:46:47,138
I don't want help.
645
00:46:47,490 --> 00:46:50,266
I don't need it,
and I sure as hell can't afford it.
646
00:46:52,835 --> 00:46:54,479
Do you have many friends?
647
00:46:57,694 --> 00:46:59,690
Do you have trouble keeping a job?
648
00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:03,700
You have your own place?
649
00:47:05,814 --> 00:47:07,258
You have a boyfriend?
650
00:47:09,502 --> 00:47:11,996
How long have you ever been
with the same man?
651
00:47:20,878 --> 00:47:22,522
Find me when you're ready.
652
00:47:24,744 --> 00:47:26,306
Let's go. Come on, Mama.
653
00:48:43,013 --> 00:48:45,215
- What are you doin'?
- Turning this shit into napalm.
654
00:48:45,674 --> 00:48:47,212
I ain't taking no chances.
655
00:48:48,462 --> 00:48:51,385
Alright, boys.
I'm gonna take the front porch.
656
00:48:51,649 --> 00:48:53,348
You boys go around back
to the back windows.
657
00:48:53,508 --> 00:48:54,561
Which windows?
658
00:48:54,916 --> 00:48:57,310
- Don't matter, fucktard.
- You'll fuckin' spill it.
659
00:48:59,907 --> 00:49:01,877
You wait 'til you hear me
break the glass.
660
00:49:01,997 --> 00:49:02,997
Alright?
661
00:49:15,423 --> 00:49:16,456
Go! Go!
662
00:49:22,488 --> 00:49:23,521
Hurry up!
663
00:49:24,346 --> 00:49:25,463
Go! Go!
664
00:49:29,417 --> 00:49:31,135
Stop running, dipshit!
665
00:49:53,308 --> 00:49:55,159
Bet you didn't do
much fishin' in Iraq.
666
00:49:55,677 --> 00:49:57,532
No fish in the sandbox.
667
00:49:58,988 --> 00:50:01,002
No wonder
they're so pissed off at us.
668
00:50:01,122 --> 00:50:03,668
We got channel cats
and Shreveport poontang.
669
00:50:04,945 --> 00:50:06,178
I missed this.
670
00:50:06,999 --> 00:50:09,257
Gettin' up before dawn
like when we were kids,
671
00:50:09,426 --> 00:50:10,857
watch the sun comin' up.
672
00:50:24,974 --> 00:50:26,544
That was Sam Merlotte.
673
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,292
I done that before.
674
00:50:32,585 --> 00:50:34,262
Where the fuck was he goin'?
675
00:50:34,382 --> 00:50:35,671
Where has he been?
676
00:50:36,307 --> 00:50:37,575
Nobody cares.
677
00:50:44,870 --> 00:50:46,314
Detective Bellefleur.
678
00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:51,670
Shit.
679
00:51:11,646 --> 00:51:14,535
B.T.P.D, what's goin' on.
680
00:51:17,137 --> 00:51:18,846
As soon as we complete our portion,
681
00:51:18,966 --> 00:51:21,065
you can get in there
and start investigatin'.
682
00:51:21,185 --> 00:51:23,519
It's probably Arson,
and I'll say that.
683
00:51:24,158 --> 00:51:26,451
Now we know one way
to get rid of 'em.
684
00:51:27,794 --> 00:51:28,804
Excuse me.
685
00:51:31,290 --> 00:51:33,633
Special of the day,
country fried vampire.
686
00:51:33,793 --> 00:51:37,220
This'll take the heat off of them having
to find out who's killing those women.
687
00:51:37,924 --> 00:51:39,239
Is Bill in there?
688
00:51:40,874 --> 00:51:42,189
No way of knowin'.
689
00:51:43,010 --> 00:51:45,895
They're awful messy,
but there was four of 'em.
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