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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,797 --> 00:00:02,195 ?? 2 00:00:06,514 --> 00:00:07,844 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 3 00:00:07,969 --> 00:00:09,343 JOSH: So, the trial starts today, 4 00:00:09,368 --> 00:00:12,429 and a person's life is on the line... mine. 5 00:00:12,602 --> 00:00:14,268 I've laid down roots in East Peck. 6 00:00:14,929 --> 00:00:16,882 - I bought a new house... - [ARTILLERY FIRES] 7 00:00:17,206 --> 00:00:19,440 ...with recently installed cannonball-proof windows. 8 00:00:19,442 --> 00:00:22,276 And all of this goes away if my client is found guilty. 9 00:00:22,278 --> 00:00:23,844 The good news is Lavinia Peck-Foster 10 00:00:23,846 --> 00:00:26,013 - is the most popular woman in town. - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 11 00:00:26,015 --> 00:00:28,849 The bad news is she's also a petty criminal 12 00:00:28,851 --> 00:00:30,578 with the alias Ronnie Del Mundo. 13 00:00:30,695 --> 00:00:31,919 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - ANNE: Excuse me, Josh. 14 00:00:31,921 --> 00:00:34,455 - Our new business cards are here. - Oh, great. 15 00:00:36,392 --> 00:00:39,526 This was supposed to say "Josh Segal and Associates." 16 00:00:39,528 --> 00:00:40,894 Yep, but they charge by the letter, 17 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:42,812 so I used a common abbreviation. 18 00:00:43,165 --> 00:00:45,953 I think it tells people exactly who we are. 19 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,802 It certainly does. 20 00:00:49,672 --> 00:00:50,906 [CROW CAWS] 21 00:00:51,173 --> 00:00:52,578 Mmm. Mmm! 22 00:00:53,309 --> 00:00:55,743 These are fantastic, Houseboy. 23 00:00:55,745 --> 00:00:57,278 What do you call them? 24 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,310 Pears. 25 00:00:58,335 --> 00:00:59,980 - Speaking of names... - Mmm! 26 00:01:00,043 --> 00:01:01,442 ...why were you arrested 27 00:01:01,444 --> 00:01:03,978 using the fake name Ronnie Del Mundo? 28 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,279 [PLATE CLATTERS] 29 00:01:05,786 --> 00:01:08,120 Ronnie Del Mundo was not a fake name. 30 00:01:08,122 --> 00:01:10,777 He was my family's flag boy when I was a child. 31 00:01:11,508 --> 00:01:13,480 [VOICE BREAKING] And he was my first friend. 32 00:01:14,137 --> 00:01:16,596 Mother never allowed me to leave Peck Gardens, 33 00:01:16,621 --> 00:01:18,878 so I spent most of my time with our staff. 34 00:01:18,903 --> 00:01:20,636 Ah, dear Ronnie. 35 00:01:20,638 --> 00:01:23,504 And see that tree right there, perfect for a swing? 36 00:01:24,742 --> 00:01:26,676 Mother wouldn't let me have one, 37 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:28,996 so Ronnie built me an imaginary swing. 38 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,738 Oh, how high I would pretend to go. 39 00:01:33,718 --> 00:01:36,488 And do you see these tire marks right here, right here? 40 00:01:37,088 --> 00:01:38,954 Three feet before was where Ronnie 41 00:01:38,956 --> 00:01:40,790 was flattened by a milk truck. 42 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:42,124 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 43 00:01:42,126 --> 00:01:44,660 Ronnie died doing what he loved most... 44 00:01:44,662 --> 00:01:46,295 screaming in front of a car. 45 00:01:46,527 --> 00:01:49,332 Anyway, his loss hurt me so greatly that I... 46 00:01:49,629 --> 00:01:51,867 I never learned another employee's name. 47 00:01:52,344 --> 00:01:53,629 [EXHALES SHAKILY] 48 00:01:55,043 --> 00:01:58,741 Does that answer your question, Lawyer? 49 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:00,609 The problem is that Ronnie Del Mundo 50 00:02:00,611 --> 00:02:03,346 is the beneficiary on Edgar's insurance. 51 00:02:03,348 --> 00:02:04,914 It looks like you were trying to hide 52 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,707 the fact you'd benefit from his death. 53 00:02:06,732 --> 00:02:08,729 I didn't even know about it. 54 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,519 I'm sure Edgar changed the policy 55 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:12,555 so I wouldn't have to pay taxes. 56 00:02:13,277 --> 00:02:14,699 [SCOFFS] Is that a crime? 57 00:02:15,777 --> 00:02:17,840 My ass's and I have our work cut out for us. 58 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:25,074 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 59 00:02:25,303 --> 00:02:27,103 Okay. We're still in good shape. 60 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,549 The main thing we have going for us is... 61 00:02:29,574 --> 00:02:31,753 White board. Marker. Fingers. 62 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:34,212 - I don't know! - Just tell us! You're hurting him. 63 00:02:34,214 --> 00:02:35,332 The timeline. 64 00:02:35,357 --> 00:02:36,940 It proves that Lavinia 65 00:02:36,965 --> 00:02:39,517 didn't have the opportunity to kill Edgar. 66 00:02:39,519 --> 00:02:40,590 Yes, Anne? You have a question? 67 00:02:40,615 --> 00:02:41,871 No. Why? 68 00:02:43,191 --> 00:02:44,136 Oh. 69 00:02:44,161 --> 00:02:46,495 I have a condition called St. Vitus Dance, 70 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,554 which causes me to uncontrollably raise my hand. 71 00:02:49,579 --> 00:02:52,780 It's how I accidentally joined the Marines for three years. 72 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:54,145 Semper Fi. 73 00:02:56,566 --> 00:02:57,635 Okay. The other thing 74 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,604 we have going for us is Lavinia's good name. 75 00:02:59,606 --> 00:03:01,339 Now, that makes it extremely important 76 00:03:01,341 --> 00:03:02,974 that Carol Anne Keane does not find out 77 00:03:02,976 --> 00:03:06,363 that Lavinia has a criminal alias named Ronnie Del Mundo. 78 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:08,113 As your lead investigator, 79 00:03:08,115 --> 00:03:09,918 - your secret is safe with me. - Thank you, Dwayne. 80 00:03:09,943 --> 00:03:12,643 But as a member of the EPPD, I already told Carol Anne. 81 00:03:13,270 --> 00:03:16,231 Working for both the prosecution and the defense, 82 00:03:16,256 --> 00:03:18,207 I'm forced to wear a lot of hats. 83 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:21,090 Sometimes I wear my East Peck PD hat. 84 00:03:21,261 --> 00:03:24,929 Sometimes I wear my investigator hat. 85 00:03:24,931 --> 00:03:27,262 Sometimes I just like to have fun. [CHUCKLES] 86 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,926 This one, perfect conversation starter. 87 00:03:30,234 --> 00:03:33,074 Dwayne, they want to talk to you in HR. 88 00:03:34,392 --> 00:03:35,491 See what I mean? 89 00:03:35,668 --> 00:03:37,475 Come on, Dwayne! 90 00:03:37,477 --> 00:03:39,863 You have to either think or tell me first. 91 00:03:39,888 --> 00:03:41,755 Okay, I'll tell you first. 92 00:03:42,149 --> 00:03:43,324 [SIGHS] 93 00:03:43,717 --> 00:03:45,316 CAROL ANNE: I have never been more focused. 94 00:03:45,318 --> 00:03:47,786 My opponent for District Attorney, Atticus Ditto Jr., 95 00:03:47,788 --> 00:03:49,654 is trying to play gender politics. 96 00:03:49,656 --> 00:03:52,757 I, however, am running as the "Tough on Crime" candidate, 97 00:03:52,759 --> 00:03:54,592 which is why I've hired a campaign manager 98 00:03:54,594 --> 00:03:56,355 to help get my message across. 99 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,067 It's supposed to say "Tough on Crime." 100 00:04:03,153 --> 00:04:05,570 Yes, but this makes more sense with the laundry basket. 101 00:04:05,572 --> 00:04:07,005 Why is there a laundry basket? 102 00:04:07,007 --> 00:04:08,773 To... To hide your baby bump. 103 00:04:09,434 --> 00:04:11,575 We don't want to remind people that you are a woman. 104 00:04:11,722 --> 00:04:13,756 Come take off my shoe and throw it at yourself, please. 105 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:15,980 JOSH: This is a bench trial. 106 00:04:15,982 --> 00:04:17,515 That means I won't have to worry about doing 107 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:19,150 all the razzle-dazzle for the jurors, 108 00:04:19,152 --> 00:04:22,053 and I can just present the facts of the case. 109 00:04:22,325 --> 00:04:25,138 Although, I did go to Magic Camp one summer, so... 110 00:04:25,977 --> 00:04:27,610 there might be... 111 00:04:27,894 --> 00:04:30,695 a little razzle-dazzle. [CLICKS TONGUE] 112 00:04:30,697 --> 00:04:31,996 The people will show 113 00:04:31,998 --> 00:04:34,032 the defendant had cause to kill her husband 114 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:38,419 because she knew she'd receive a $50 million insurance payout 115 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,978 through her alias, Ronnie Del Mundo. 116 00:04:41,609 --> 00:04:44,763 Can we prove that she murdered her husband? 117 00:04:45,674 --> 00:04:48,909 Yes. We. Keane. 118 00:04:49,349 --> 00:04:50,724 ?? 119 00:04:52,886 --> 00:04:54,152 [HUSHED] That was awesome! 120 00:04:54,154 --> 00:04:55,386 - Don't talk to me. - Okay. 121 00:04:55,388 --> 00:04:58,223 Your Honor, Lavinia Peck-Foster 122 00:04:58,225 --> 00:05:01,292 did not murder her beloved husband. 123 00:05:01,294 --> 00:05:03,361 The clock imprint made on Edgar's head 124 00:05:03,363 --> 00:05:07,599 shows that he was struck at 8:00 p.m., North Peck Time. 125 00:05:07,601 --> 00:05:10,935 His wristwatch stopped when it hit the river at 8:15. 126 00:05:10,937 --> 00:05:13,271 That would mean that Lavinia 127 00:05:13,273 --> 00:05:17,609 only had 15 minutes to kill Edgar, 128 00:05:17,611 --> 00:05:21,346 drag him to the river in the middle of her gala 129 00:05:21,348 --> 00:05:23,248 where she was the center of attention. 130 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,849 [SPECTATORS MURMUR, CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 131 00:05:24,851 --> 00:05:26,084 No, no, no. 132 00:05:26,086 --> 00:05:28,645 If she didn't have the time, 133 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:32,732 she didn't commit the crime. 134 00:05:32,970 --> 00:05:34,603 - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - [CHUCKLES] 135 00:05:34,628 --> 00:05:35,981 ?? 136 00:05:40,442 --> 00:05:42,333 Please state your name and occupation. 137 00:05:42,335 --> 00:05:43,334 [FEEDBACK SCREECHES] 138 00:05:43,336 --> 00:05:44,497 Truman Derks. 139 00:05:44,622 --> 00:05:47,672 Proprietor of East Peck Casualty and Casual Tees Insurance. 140 00:05:47,674 --> 00:05:49,807 Please tell the court who the beneficiary was 141 00:05:49,809 --> 00:05:52,510 on Edgar Foster's insurance policy. 142 00:05:52,512 --> 00:05:55,079 That would be Ronnie Del Mundo. 143 00:05:55,081 --> 00:05:57,181 Let the record show Ronnie Del Mundo 144 00:05:57,183 --> 00:06:00,485 is the known criminal alias for Lavinia Peck-Foster. 145 00:06:00,487 --> 00:06:02,053 Ronnie was my friend. 146 00:06:02,055 --> 00:06:03,388 He left an indelible mark 147 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:05,156 on my heart and my driveway. 148 00:06:05,158 --> 00:06:06,324 Objection! Shh. 149 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:08,393 Your Honor, Edgar only put 150 00:06:08,395 --> 00:06:10,295 the policy in Ronnie Del Mundo's name 151 00:06:10,297 --> 00:06:12,997 so that Lavinia could avoid paying taxes, 152 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:16,334 which it turns out is not a crime 153 00:06:16,336 --> 00:06:17,847 for the rich in Peck County. 154 00:06:17,872 --> 00:06:19,904 Withdrawn. Mr. Derks, can you tell me 155 00:06:19,906 --> 00:06:22,974 when the policy was put into Ronnie Del Mundo's name? 156 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:24,286 TRUMAN: A month ago. 157 00:06:24,311 --> 00:06:27,879 It was changed from the longtime beneficiary, Klocks 4 Kids. 158 00:06:27,881 --> 00:06:28,888 [SPECTATORS MURMUR] 159 00:06:28,913 --> 00:06:31,683 Klocks 4 Kids was a wonderful organization. 160 00:06:31,685 --> 00:06:34,485 It combined two of Edgar's favorite things... 161 00:06:34,716 --> 00:06:38,317 antique clocks and poor children. 162 00:06:39,349 --> 00:06:40,425 Look at that! 163 00:06:40,427 --> 00:06:43,636 You get a vintage 1885 Jolivian Porcelain Clock 164 00:06:43,661 --> 00:06:46,331 from North Peck's very own Edgar Foster. 165 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:48,192 What would you like to say to Mr. Foster? 166 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:51,083 I'm so hungry. 167 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,805 They really did do the Lord's work. 168 00:06:53,807 --> 00:06:55,044 [CLOCKS TICKING] 169 00:06:57,114 --> 00:06:58,831 So, in your expert opinion, 170 00:06:58,856 --> 00:07:01,713 as an insurance/tee-shirt salesman, 171 00:07:01,715 --> 00:07:03,548 who else besides Edgar 172 00:07:03,550 --> 00:07:06,017 would have had the authority to make that change? 173 00:07:06,019 --> 00:07:08,252 Uh, the only other person would be his wife, 174 00:07:08,403 --> 00:07:09,652 Lavinia Peck-Foster. 175 00:07:09,677 --> 00:07:13,758 Lavinia. Peck. Foster. 176 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,231 [CLAPPING] 177 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,017 Mr. Derks, can you point out 178 00:07:19,019 --> 00:07:20,645 Lavinia Peck-Foster in this courtroom? 179 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:22,091 Over here, dear. 180 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:24,756 Can you please tell the court 181 00:07:24,758 --> 00:07:26,891 if the woman who inexplicably identified herself 182 00:07:26,893 --> 00:07:30,495 came into change Edgar's life insurance policy? 183 00:07:31,005 --> 00:07:32,664 Uh, no. She did not. 184 00:07:32,666 --> 00:07:37,268 Uh, no! She did... not. 185 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,692 ?? 186 00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:42,740 [SCREAMS] 187 00:07:42,742 --> 00:07:44,008 [CHUCKLES] 188 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:48,846 So, in your expert opinion, it was not Lavinia Peck-Foster 189 00:07:48,848 --> 00:07:51,716 who changed Edgar's life insurance policy. 190 00:07:51,718 --> 00:07:54,489 She could have. The changes were mailed in. 191 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:57,055 Mr. Derks, I find it hard to believe 192 00:07:57,057 --> 00:07:58,389 that a person would be allowed 193 00:07:58,391 --> 00:08:00,958 to just mail in changes to a legal document. 194 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,062 Uh, you... you can if you get it notarized. 195 00:08:04,064 --> 00:08:05,997 Oh, well, then I am pretty sure 196 00:08:05,999 --> 00:08:10,268 the notary will be able to tell us who made the changes. 197 00:08:10,270 --> 00:08:13,809 You could ask her yourself. Uh, she's right there. 198 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,364 ?? 199 00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:20,812 Oh! Hey, Truman! 200 00:08:20,814 --> 00:08:22,895 [CHUCKLING] I didn't even recognize you. 201 00:08:23,283 --> 00:08:24,982 It's Truman Derks. 202 00:08:25,785 --> 00:08:29,120 No further... damage. 203 00:08:29,789 --> 00:08:32,623 So, there is every chance 204 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:35,393 that it was Lavinia who made that change. 205 00:08:35,395 --> 00:08:36,961 - Every chance? - Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:36,963 --> 00:08:38,129 Sure. 207 00:08:39,499 --> 00:08:41,286 [COIN CLATTERS, ROLLS] 208 00:08:43,269 --> 00:08:44,569 [BLEEP] 209 00:08:46,888 --> 00:08:49,224 So, day one of the trial, not so great for us. 210 00:08:49,249 --> 00:08:50,255 It's okay. 211 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,941 Today Carol Anne Keane brings 212 00:08:51,943 --> 00:08:53,476 a handwriting expert into court. 213 00:08:53,478 --> 00:08:54,700 Cool! Like a carnival. 214 00:08:54,725 --> 00:08:56,413 - Oh, I was conceived at a carnival! - [LAUGHS] 215 00:08:56,415 --> 00:08:57,417 No. Guys. 216 00:08:57,442 --> 00:08:58,575 I need you to find 217 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,583 the clock used to kill Edgar. 218 00:09:00,585 --> 00:09:02,819 Once we have that, it will secure our timeline. 219 00:09:02,821 --> 00:09:04,854 We already searched the property twice. 220 00:09:04,856 --> 00:09:06,256 Anne, do you have an idea? 221 00:09:06,477 --> 00:09:08,552 Oh, sorry. No. 222 00:09:09,728 --> 00:09:10,894 [GASPS] Yes. 223 00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,896 Maybe the murderer tried to sell it. 224 00:09:12,898 --> 00:09:13,989 That's a great idea. 225 00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:15,313 Where would you sell something like that in town? 226 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,133 Well, I'd go straight to E-Bay. 227 00:09:17,135 --> 00:09:18,706 Could be. Go online and check it out. 228 00:09:18,731 --> 00:09:20,949 Oh, I highly doubt E-Bay's got a website. 229 00:09:20,974 --> 00:09:23,411 He's not the most tech-savvy guy in the world. 230 00:09:24,209 --> 00:09:26,943 Eric Baymore, also known as "E-Bay," 231 00:09:26,945 --> 00:09:28,511 runs a local auction house. 232 00:09:28,513 --> 00:09:31,381 He's a good guy, but he is in massive debt 233 00:09:31,383 --> 00:09:34,150 to his loan shark, Payton Palermo. 234 00:09:34,152 --> 00:09:37,954 And it never ends well when you take money from Pay-Pal. 235 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,730 CAROL ANNE: Today, I go for the kill. 236 00:09:39,755 --> 00:09:41,124 I will not let anyone or any... 237 00:09:41,126 --> 00:09:44,247 Wow! [BLEEP] Charley horse! It's a Charley horse, everybody. 238 00:09:44,731 --> 00:09:46,036 [BLEEP] 239 00:09:47,232 --> 00:09:48,865 [CLEARS THROAT] 240 00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:53,036 I have been experiencing some occasional 241 00:09:53,038 --> 00:09:55,071 pregnancy-related Charley horses. 242 00:09:55,073 --> 00:09:57,374 It is a small price to pay for the privilege 243 00:09:57,376 --> 00:09:58,575 of bringing this beautiful little... 244 00:09:58,577 --> 00:10:00,477 son of a [BLEEP] Son of a [BLEEP] 245 00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:02,746 [BLEEP] 246 00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:05,949 Mr. Poisson, what is your background? 247 00:10:05,951 --> 00:10:08,818 Two years working with state and local law enforcement 248 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:09,853 as a graphologist, 249 00:10:09,855 --> 00:10:11,588 and nine years on the carnival circuit. 250 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:13,423 Oh, which carnivals exactly? 251 00:10:13,425 --> 00:10:15,992 State Fair, Pumpkin Fest, Purim. 252 00:10:15,994 --> 00:10:17,591 - Oh! - [SPECTATORS MURMURING] 253 00:10:18,063 --> 00:10:20,797 Mr. Poisson, could you please take a look 254 00:10:20,799 --> 00:10:22,665 at Edgar Foster's signature 255 00:10:22,667 --> 00:10:25,941 for when he first took out his life insurance policy? 256 00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:27,704 Edgar's writing... 257 00:10:27,706 --> 00:10:29,873 Well, it uses confident and assured pen strokes. 258 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:33,676 It's the work of a man with tiny hands, but a big ego. 259 00:10:33,678 --> 00:10:35,545 Boy, he nailed it. 260 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,947 And what about the sample from a month ago 261 00:10:37,949 --> 00:10:40,984 when the beneficiary was changed to Ronnie Del Mundo? 262 00:10:40,986 --> 00:10:43,528 Well, this is very shaky and disjointed. 263 00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,922 Uh, this is what we in the handwriting and carny biz 264 00:10:45,924 --> 00:10:47,424 would call "fugly." 265 00:10:47,426 --> 00:10:49,259 Oh, I see. 266 00:10:49,261 --> 00:10:52,095 So, is it your expert opinion 267 00:10:52,097 --> 00:10:54,397 as a handwriting analyst and carny 268 00:10:54,399 --> 00:10:57,700 that these two signatures do not match? 269 00:10:58,437 --> 00:10:59,669 ?? 270 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,940 Winna! 271 00:11:03,942 --> 00:11:05,184 [CHUCKLES] 272 00:11:09,114 --> 00:11:10,040 [GAVEL BANGS] 273 00:11:10,065 --> 00:11:12,816 Neckup fersellin wegodda allmos newbay beebleeter. 274 00:11:12,818 --> 00:11:14,484 Wegonnastar tatta pairafranklin. 275 00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:15,819 [AUCTIONEER CALLING] 276 00:11:15,821 --> 00:11:18,221 - Hey, Anne. - Hi, Dwayne. 277 00:11:18,223 --> 00:11:19,489 Hey there, E-Bay. 278 00:11:19,802 --> 00:11:21,524 You see this come through here? 279 00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:24,011 Now, where did I see this? 280 00:11:24,036 --> 00:11:25,699 - [AUCTIONEER CALLS, GAVEL BANGS] - AUCTIONEER: Fi! 281 00:11:25,724 --> 00:11:28,169 Sodada girlina grapetatters! 282 00:11:28,194 --> 00:11:29,365 Oh, yeah. 283 00:11:29,537 --> 00:11:31,037 Someone brought this in last week. 284 00:11:31,171 --> 00:11:32,677 I didn't sell it, though... 285 00:11:32,731 --> 00:11:34,739 got a sense it might be stolen. 286 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:37,333 I took his name down. I'll go get it for you. 287 00:11:37,358 --> 00:11:38,614 Thank you, E-Bay. 288 00:11:39,514 --> 00:11:41,447 [AUCTIONEER CALLING] 289 00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:43,474 This couldn't have gone any better. 290 00:11:43,568 --> 00:11:46,130 Ma'am, here's your goat. 291 00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:48,255 I stand corrected. 292 00:11:48,864 --> 00:11:50,123 - [GOAT BLEATS] - Ohh! 293 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:54,513 This is the defendant's guest list for the Peck Gala. 294 00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:57,523 It should be a sufficient sample of her handwriting. 295 00:11:57,525 --> 00:12:00,125 She has a rather distinct style... 296 00:12:00,127 --> 00:12:03,462 very refined with marvelous embellishments. 297 00:12:03,464 --> 00:12:05,798 Uh, notice her use of the Royal "R." 298 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,466 Hmm. And what does this tell you? 299 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:10,035 She has an overwhelming sense of superiority 300 00:12:10,037 --> 00:12:11,904 and, uh, delusions of grandeur. 301 00:12:11,906 --> 00:12:13,806 Brava! Brava! 302 00:12:13,808 --> 00:12:14,895 [CHAIR CREAKS] 303 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,177 Is this the same handwriting 304 00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:19,836 used to change Edgar's insurance policy? 305 00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:22,153 Mm. [SIGHS] I want to say no... 306 00:12:22,178 --> 00:12:23,349 Then say it. 307 00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:26,890 Uh, the best I can say is it's inconclusive. 308 00:12:28,388 --> 00:12:32,083 The prosecution may be tough on grime, 309 00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:35,332 but there's no dirt here. 310 00:12:36,229 --> 00:12:37,295 [CHAIR SCRAPES] 311 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,982 Mr. Poisson, 312 00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:41,351 this is a note I received this morning 313 00:12:41,353 --> 00:12:42,418 with some flowers. 314 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:44,880 Could you please tell me what you see here? 315 00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:46,270 Mm-hmm. 316 00:12:46,295 --> 00:12:48,747 Objection! Relevance. Inflammatory. 317 00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:50,503 Mean. 318 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:51,800 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 319 00:12:51,825 --> 00:12:54,063 Thank you, Your Honor. You may continue, Mr. Poisson. 320 00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,722 A broad loop on the "Y" 321 00:12:55,724 --> 00:12:57,403 would suggest a large social circle, 322 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,162 but notice how narrow this Y is. 323 00:13:00,187 --> 00:13:01,987 Oh, this is a lonely person. 324 00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:04,397 And would you say this man is currently fornicating 325 00:13:04,399 --> 00:13:06,866 with the host of a popular podcast? 326 00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:08,177 ?? 327 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:12,872 Well, I don't see any indication this was written by a man. 328 00:13:12,874 --> 00:13:15,816 Perhaps a 14-year-old girl? 329 00:13:15,841 --> 00:13:17,176 Definitely an adolescent. 330 00:13:17,178 --> 00:13:18,745 [VOICE CRACKS] Objection! 331 00:13:18,747 --> 00:13:23,216 The people are well aware that I'm a full-grown man. 332 00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:24,645 ?? 333 00:13:28,731 --> 00:13:29,816 JOSH: On a professional level, 334 00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:32,191 I'll take "inconclusive" as a win. 335 00:13:32,193 --> 00:13:34,927 On a personal level, I wasted $9 on tulips. 336 00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:37,463 Hey, Josh! We have huge news! 337 00:13:37,465 --> 00:13:38,894 Anne won a goat! 338 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,582 And we have the name of the man 339 00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:41,997 who tried to sell the murder clock. 340 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,028 What's the name? 341 00:13:43,053 --> 00:13:44,708 Well, we haven't picked out a name for her just yet, 342 00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:45,919 but I'm gonna take her down to the station, 343 00:13:45,944 --> 00:13:47,450 - do a little goat cop, bad cop. - [LAUGHS] 344 00:13:47,475 --> 00:13:49,380 Anne, who tried to sell the clock? 345 00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:52,052 His name is Milton Buckley. 346 00:13:52,077 --> 00:13:53,669 Milton Buckley. 347 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,066 Lavinia, 348 00:13:55,091 --> 00:13:56,833 do you know a Milton Buckley? Answer fast. 349 00:13:56,858 --> 00:13:58,981 I go back to being a cop in 13 seconds. 350 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,802 I've never heard that name in my life. 351 00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:03,218 Houseboy, be a dear and bring the car around. 352 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,955 You know what? Grab your flags. I feel like driving. 353 00:14:05,957 --> 00:14:07,556 Well, if we just find Milton Buckley, 354 00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:08,824 we might have Edgar's murderer. 355 00:14:08,826 --> 00:14:11,260 What?! I didn't murder Edgar! 356 00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:12,677 ANNE: [GASPS] What? 357 00:14:14,038 --> 00:14:16,184 Three, two, one. 358 00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:19,294 You're under arrest 359 00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:20,966 for the murder of Edgar Foster. 360 00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:22,290 How dare you? 361 00:14:22,506 --> 00:14:23,677 Bring the car around... 362 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:25,007 and rot in Hell! 363 00:14:25,009 --> 00:14:26,575 All right. Okay. Okay. 364 00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:28,345 Oh, that's it. 365 00:14:29,511 --> 00:14:33,581 Lady driver coming through! Lady driver! 366 00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:36,063 One of the most important parts of being a peace officer 367 00:14:36,065 --> 00:14:37,965 is questioning suspects. 368 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:40,401 Now, my goat cop, bad cop, idea was nixed, 369 00:14:40,403 --> 00:14:42,303 but I do get to use the one-way mirror 370 00:14:42,305 --> 00:14:44,905 that I recently installed in the interrogation room. 371 00:14:44,907 --> 00:14:46,489 [GOAT BLEATS] 372 00:14:47,631 --> 00:14:49,809 Sorry, John Lithgoat. They said no. 373 00:14:51,076 --> 00:14:52,184 [DOOR CLOSES] 374 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:54,130 We found the clock in your car. 375 00:14:56,325 --> 00:14:57,872 Just admit you killed him. 376 00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:00,254 I won't tell anyone. 377 00:15:00,256 --> 00:15:04,708 It's just Milton and Dwayne here, all right? 378 00:15:05,677 --> 00:15:07,333 [WHISPERING] It'll be our little secret. 379 00:15:07,811 --> 00:15:09,075 ?? 380 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:12,672 [STATIC CRACKLES] 381 00:15:12,697 --> 00:15:15,028 Dwayne, I think you installed the one-way mirror backward. 382 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:17,809 That lady has a question. 383 00:15:18,474 --> 00:15:19,583 [SIGHS] 384 00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:22,694 I was working the bar at the Gala. 385 00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:24,452 I went to the pool house to urinate 386 00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:25,700 and... and saw the clock. 387 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,755 I only took it because my paychecks 388 00:15:27,757 --> 00:15:29,247 have been bouncing for months. 389 00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:30,419 Hold on. 390 00:15:30,444 --> 00:15:32,111 You say you went to go urinate, 391 00:15:32,136 --> 00:15:34,395 but there's no restroom in the pool house. 392 00:15:34,638 --> 00:15:37,013 I didn't use the restroom. 393 00:15:37,038 --> 00:15:38,224 - [STATIC CRACKLES] - JOSH: Are you saying 394 00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,595 you peed in the pool? 395 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:40,841 Oh, yes. 396 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:42,849 Hey! 397 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:44,857 Ohh! 398 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,894 I found the clock under a chair, 399 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,997 - did my business, took it, and left. - [STATIC CRACKLES] 400 00:15:50,022 --> 00:15:53,124 Going back to the pool, how often do you pee in it? 401 00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:54,715 - [STATIC CRACKLES] - Not very often. 402 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:56,958 - [SIGHS] - But the gardeners, 403 00:15:56,983 --> 00:15:59,851 I don't even think they have bathrooms at home. 404 00:16:00,966 --> 00:16:02,317 - [STATIC CRACKLES] - Damn it. 405 00:16:03,126 --> 00:16:05,393 Despite Milton's gross confession, 406 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,778 things are going great. 407 00:16:06,974 --> 00:16:09,419 First, Lavinia's throwing another party tonight. 408 00:16:09,444 --> 00:16:11,277 Guess who got a personal invitation? 409 00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:14,368 - But most importantly... - [TOOTHBRUSH THUDS] 410 00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:16,224 ...we have the murder weapon, 411 00:16:16,249 --> 00:16:18,516 which is definitely an East Peck clock 412 00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:20,073 and proves our timeline. 413 00:16:20,309 --> 00:16:22,661 Plus, we have a new suspect. 414 00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:25,162 Milton Buckley had access, he had motive, 415 00:16:25,415 --> 00:16:26,847 and he had the murder weapon. 416 00:16:26,849 --> 00:16:27,927 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 417 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:30,466 I have a feeling Milton Buckley's going away for a long, long time. 418 00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:33,152 We had to let Milton go. 419 00:16:33,841 --> 00:16:35,224 [GULPS] What? Why? 420 00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:36,638 There's a ton of party pictures 421 00:16:36,654 --> 00:16:39,688 showing Milton behind the bar at the time of the murder. 422 00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:43,167 Plus, we tested the water, and his story checks out. 423 00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:45,561 It was basically more pee-pee than pool. 424 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,388 [MEN WHISTLING] 425 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,644 Damn it! 426 00:16:52,669 --> 00:16:54,192 [SOFT ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS] 427 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,677 Oh, where's the ball? 428 00:16:58,325 --> 00:16:59,692 You're the ball, Lawyer. 429 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:05,047 It's my way of saying thank you for not abandoning me. 430 00:17:05,786 --> 00:17:06,748 [GASPS] 431 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:11,119 Last year, I got emotionally attached to my client. 432 00:17:11,802 --> 00:17:13,653 I'm not gonna make that mistake again. 433 00:17:13,817 --> 00:17:15,114 ?? 434 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:22,242 All righty. Okay. 435 00:17:22,286 --> 00:17:26,036 Oh, Lawyer, this is nice. 436 00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:27,603 Well, it's my butt. 437 00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:31,106 Your hands are on my butt. 438 00:17:31,513 --> 00:17:33,842 Handwriting Expert said you were lonely. 439 00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:36,035 - Hmm. - I know the feeling. 440 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,262 It's been a long time since I've been satisfied... sexually. 441 00:17:39,786 --> 00:17:41,430 - [GROANS SOFTLY] - I'm talking about my va... 442 00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:43,566 I thought you and Edgar had a good marriage. 443 00:17:43,568 --> 00:17:44,967 Oh, we did. 444 00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,769 But [SIGHS] toward the end of his life, 445 00:17:46,771 --> 00:17:48,371 Edgar was not a well man. 446 00:17:48,373 --> 00:17:51,674 He had headaches, tremors. 447 00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:53,442 At first, the shaking was fun... 448 00:17:53,444 --> 00:17:55,611 Wait. Tremors? 449 00:17:55,613 --> 00:17:56,747 When did they start? 450 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,106 A few months back. 451 00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:02,018 As soon as Lavinia said Edgar had tremors, 452 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,409 I knew I had to check the clock sign-in sheet again, 453 00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:05,588 and bingo! 454 00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:07,231 This puts the final nail 455 00:18:07,411 --> 00:18:08,891 in Carol Anne Keane's motive theory. 456 00:18:08,893 --> 00:18:10,026 [LAVINIA SIGHS] 457 00:18:10,372 --> 00:18:12,862 Shall we celebrate, Lawyer? 458 00:18:12,864 --> 00:18:14,192 [CLOCKS TICKING] 459 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,888 - We shall not. - Your loss. 460 00:18:20,303 --> 00:18:21,703 Houseboy! 461 00:18:24,294 --> 00:18:26,095 JOSH: Please put up the handwriting sample. 462 00:18:26,097 --> 00:18:29,114 After decades of working with hazardous chemicals, 463 00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:31,692 Edgar contracted "Clock Hand," 464 00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:35,528 and one of the symptoms was tremors in his extremities. 465 00:18:35,568 --> 00:18:37,005 It was fun in the beginning. 466 00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,963 Can the record show it was fun in the beginning? 467 00:18:39,105 --> 00:18:41,184 Mr. Poisson, what does this tell you? 468 00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:43,058 Well, whoever wrote this 469 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,476 possesses no higher than a fifth-grade education... 470 00:18:45,478 --> 00:18:48,012 Ooh! With untethered rage. 471 00:18:48,014 --> 00:18:49,380 Hey! 472 00:18:49,382 --> 00:18:51,916 How the [BLEEP] you get my grocery list? 473 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,450 Oh! Do me next! 474 00:18:53,452 --> 00:18:55,920 - Anne, this is not a carnival. - It's okay, Josh. 475 00:18:55,922 --> 00:18:59,390 Oh! You are a deeply sensual person. 476 00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:00,357 Mm-hmm. 477 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,294 Here we go! Back to the case. 478 00:19:03,296 --> 00:19:06,096 Mr. Poisson, this shaky handwriting was Edgar's 479 00:19:06,098 --> 00:19:07,731 from two weeks before his death. 480 00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:11,302 This is his signature on the insurance policy. 481 00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:13,537 In your expert opinion, 482 00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:17,349 do these samples come from the same person? 483 00:19:17,817 --> 00:19:20,878 [INHALES SHARPLY, BREATHES SHAKILY] 484 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:21,997 ?? 485 00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:31,488 - Mr. Poisson. - Sorry. I-In the carnival business, 486 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,390 we're taught to build tension. 487 00:19:33,392 --> 00:19:35,339 Yeah, you know, that's a 100% match. 488 00:19:35,364 --> 00:19:37,794 Yes! But now, see that felt anti-climatic. 489 00:19:37,819 --> 00:19:39,292 - Did... Did you feel that? - I felt it. 490 00:19:39,317 --> 00:19:40,496 - I knew you would. - Mm-hmm. 491 00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:42,755 Your Honor, my client did not have motive, 492 00:19:42,872 --> 00:19:45,763 and we have the clock that shows she didn't have the time. 493 00:19:45,788 --> 00:19:47,254 I call for a dismissal. 494 00:19:47,494 --> 00:19:49,169 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 495 00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:51,063 What'd he say? What's going on? 496 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,998 - Oh [BLEEP] Charley horse. - Wha... Whoa! 497 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,366 - Charley horse. I got it. - What the hell is going... 498 00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:56,234 No. [BLEEP] It's a Charley horse. 499 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,003 It's just a... It's just a Charley... 500 00:19:58,005 --> 00:19:59,271 - [SIGHS] - [BLEEP] 501 00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:00,705 Your Honor, before you dismiss us, 502 00:20:00,707 --> 00:20:02,874 the People would like to test the timeline themselves. 503 00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:04,609 [HIGH-PITCHED, INDISTINCT TALKING] 504 00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:06,044 That's all the time we need. 505 00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:07,731 [PANTING] 506 00:20:09,263 --> 00:20:10,669 Will you wait up? 507 00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:12,349 I am trying to help you! 508 00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,598 Jesus! [GRUNTS] 509 00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:16,323 Holy [BLEEP]. 510 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,192 I can't believe this case is almost over. 511 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,120 Are we too good at our jobs? 512 00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:23,939 I was just thinking the same thing. 513 00:20:23,964 --> 00:20:25,964 Hopefully, there'll be another murder 514 00:20:25,966 --> 00:20:27,599 so we can keep working together. 515 00:20:27,624 --> 00:20:29,138 I'm sure something will come up. 516 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,195 [SCREAMS] 517 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,559 - Aah! - Dwayne! [EXHALES SHARPLY] 518 00:20:35,911 --> 00:20:37,476 [STAMMERS] I think he's dead. 519 00:20:37,478 --> 00:20:38,677 [PANTING] 520 00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:39,878 - God damn it! - [STOPWATCH BEEPS] 521 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,513 - She did it. - [BREATHING HEAVILY] 522 00:20:41,515 --> 00:20:43,415 - I just don't know how. - I told you, it's impossible 523 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:45,617 for Lavinia to get the body down here in 15 minutes. 524 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,552 Just accept it. It's over. 525 00:20:47,554 --> 00:20:49,161 It's not over until I say it's over. 526 00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:52,222 - [DWAYNE SCREAMING] - [METAL RATTLING] 527 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,272 [GRUNTS] 528 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,264 Dwayne, what the hell? 529 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,282 I don't know. 530 00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:00,583 I fell down a tube 531 00:21:00,585 --> 00:21:02,778 that leads from the pool directly to here. 532 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,708 Hey, isn't this near where Edgar drowned? 533 00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:08,091 Now it's over. 534 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:14,878 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 535 00:21:14,928 --> 00:21:19,478 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38594

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