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How long you had that thing?
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Had the computer
replicate it last week.
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I'm trying to warm the place up
a little bit, you know?
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Get a nice vibe going.
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The late-night jazz,
depressed-guy-at-the-bar vibe?
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I can help you with that.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to request
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an extra monthly shipment
of this stuff just for you, Cap.
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You know what
the worst days are, Olix?
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The days when you
can't stay busy.
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No Krill confrontations,
no spatial anomalies,
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just nothing going on
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and all your thoughts
just march inward.
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- So most days.
- Hey.
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Mind if I join you?
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Alara. No. Pull up a chair.
I can use an extra liver.
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Xelayans don't have livers.
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I'll have a double...
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Double Xelayan tequila.
Here you go.
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Oh, boy.
Am I that much of a lush?
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If you want to be alone,
I could take off.
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No, no, you're all good.
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It's just, um, I see you in here
a lot lately, you know?
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After hours.
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Oh, my God, don't tell me
the crew is talking.
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No, no, nothing like that.
It's just...
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Look, I know it's
none of my business,
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but if you ever need an ear,
I've got two, big, pointy ones.
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No, that's nice of you, but
there's nothing I can tell you
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the whole crew doesn't already know.
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Believe me, I get it.
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I'm used to people talking
about my love life.
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You know, there are times when
I feel like you and I are
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more alike than
any two people on the ship.
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How so?
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Well, we both know
we're good at our jobs
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and yet we also seem
to be the only two people
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who are haunted by this little
voice that's always whispering
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that we don't really deserve
to be here.
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- And we're both alcoholics.
- Heads up. It's a party.
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Hey, Bortus. Pull up a chair.
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I do not wish to imbibe, sir.
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I am here to request
that we alter course.
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Alter course? To where?
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- Moclus.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up.
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This is, this is not
another baby thing, is it?
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No. Sir, you are aware
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that Moclans urinate
only once per year.
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- I am, yeah.
- It is my time.
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Well, you wanted
something to do.
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Okay. Now, I know
this is gonna sound
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utterly insane to most of you
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and your first instinct
may be to laugh,
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but we're all going
to take this seriously,
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so I don't want
to hear any jokes,
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no snide remarks, nothing.
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Now... Kelly?
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We're diverting course to Moclus
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to... watch Bortus pee.
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You want to, you want
to elaborate on that?
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I am sorry to be late, Captain.
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No, Bortus, actually,
you're just in time.
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I think it's best if you explain
the ceremony to the group.
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Yes, sir.
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Once a year, every Moclan must
prepare for his Ja'loja,
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the Great Release.
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They must travel
to their N'kafas,
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a place they select
during childhood.
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There, amidst family and
friends, a Moclan urinates,
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signifying a cleansing
of the spirit
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and the beginning of a new year
in his life.
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As you are my closest friends,
I would like you to be there.
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What if it's, like, a windy day?
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The ceremony is followed
by a celebration
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for which the captain
has allowed the use
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of the Orville's mess hall.
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You are all invited
to attend with a mate.
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Okay. Any questions?
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Yeah, like a million,
but I'm not gonna ask.
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Union Central has granted
clearance for the diversion
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as the course aligns
with outpost 58,
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where, as you all know,
we're scheduled
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to take on board our new
dark matter cartographer.
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And Bortus, if you need any
time off to make preparations,
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feel free to relieve yourself.
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No, it's-it's okay, man.
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- He's just taking the piss out of you.
- Okay, that's it.
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Dismissed. We're done.
We're done.
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Come in.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Listen, I know we haven't
talked much lately,
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but I want to have a
conversation with you about us.
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You know what? Stop right there.
You don't have to say it.
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- I don't?
- No, you don't.
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Look, I have been drowning
in late-night bourbons
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and I haven't been myself
for a while.
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I should've communicated
with you and I didn't.
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That's totally understandable.
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But-but let me finish.
Let me finish.
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If you want to give this
another shot, I'm in.
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I'm seeing someone.
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Oh, my God.
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- I am, I am an idiot.
- No. No, you're not.
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- I am a complete and total jackass.
- Ed, you are not an idiot.
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- Listen to me.
- Who-who-who is it?
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- Who are you seeing?
- It's not important.
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- Why? Is it someone I know?
- It's not important.
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Look, you're gonna meet him.
I just, I wanted you to know.
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- Where? Wh-where am I gonna meet him?
- I was...
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I was thinking about bringing
him to Bortus's Ja'loja party
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and I-I didn't want you
to be caught off guard.
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How long has this been going on?
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- About a month.
- A month?!
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Ed, I know what happened
between us has been hard on you
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and I don't know,
I guess I just,
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I wanted to give you time
to heal a bit.
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Wow. You-you really do not know
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what is going on
in my head, do you?
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Kelly, this is not a heal up
and move on kind of thing.
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Okay? I still love you.
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I-I haven't been able
to function.
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I've been trying to figure out
how to keep my brain busy
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just so I can stop
thinking about...
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You know, I-I played backgammon
with Isaac last week, Kelly.
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Backgammon. That is
a low point for a man.
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You're trying to tell me
you still don't understand
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why this doesn't work?
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Do you still love me?
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Let me pitch
a hypothetical here.
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We're orbiting a planet and you
have to assemble a landing party
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for a mission that's essential
to save lives,
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but guaranteed to be fatal
to the team.
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Whoever goes down there dies.
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Bortus and I are equally
qualified to lead the mission.
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Which one do you send?
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What are the specifics
of the scenario?
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Doesn't matter. Who do you pick?
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- What's the required skill set?
- We both qualify.
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See, I would have to have
more information...
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You can't answer
and that's the point.
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You shouldn't have to.
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Come on. Any two officers,
that would be a tough call.
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You're trying to tell me you
would send the woman you love?
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Really? And in that scenario,
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just think about how that
devalues Bortus's life.
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How do I know what I would do
in that situation? Who would?
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And I don't want either of us to
ever have to make that choice.
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Ed, timing is everything.
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Oh, come on. That's a cliché
and it's a bunch of crap.
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- No, it's not.
- It is.
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People love saying that
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but it blows free will
out the air lock.
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If two people care
about each other,
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the choice to love
should transcend timing
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and anything less is cowardice.
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I'm gonna go check in
with outpost 58.
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My God. This ship is amazing.
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Your file said
this is your first posting
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- on an exploratory vessel?
- First time. Yep. Can't wait.
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Well, it's a great crew.
You're gonna like it here.
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And this is our captain.
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Sir, this is Lieutenant Tyler,
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- our new dark matter cartographer.
- Oh, hey.
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- Pleasure to have you on board.
- Oh, please.
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Pleasure's mine, sir.
I've been posted mostly
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on science vessels and outposts,
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so I am really excited
to be here.
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An explorer at heart, huh?
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Since I was a kid.
You have no idea.
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Visiting uncharted planets
and meeting new species...
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This is a dream come true.
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Uh, can I ask
our course heading?
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We're on our way to watch
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our second officer
go to the bathroom.
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Anyway, welcome.
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Our first officer,
Commander Grayson.
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Lieutenant Janel Tyler
reporting for duty, sir.
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Commander Kelly Grayson.
Welcome aboard.
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If you don't mind,
I'd like to familiarize myself
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with your navigational array.
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- It's all yours.
- Thanks.
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Hi.
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Gordon Malloy.
Welcome to the Orville.
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Thank you. I was just telling
your security chief
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- how excited I am to be here.
- That's awesome.
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Awesome.
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Yeah, it's... it's pretty great.
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- I bet.
- Yeah.
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I-I-I love it here.
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Like, I know for a lot of people
work is work, you know?
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But for me...
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coming...
coming in here every day
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is like...
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that's not work.
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You know? I'm al...
I'm always like,
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"Really? This is my job?
How did I win at life?"
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But... I did.
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I won.
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Yeah.
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I mean...
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look, if I'm,
if I'm not playing my guitar...
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this is where I want to be.
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Right here.
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- You play the guitar?
- Hmm?
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- I said, you play the guitar?
- I do.
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I do, yeah.
Yeah, I think it's important
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for a man to know how to play
an instrument, you know?
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Yeah.
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If these fingers could talk.
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Now you try.
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Very good, Ty.
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- You have been practicing.
- Yeah.
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Mom makes me practice
a half hour every day.
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How long did it take you
to learn piano?
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Approximately one-millionth
of a nanosecond.
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Wow.
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Hey there.
How's my little Mozart doing?
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His technique
is improving, Doctor.
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I believe he is ready
to begin exploring
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more challenging pieces.
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Looking good there,
big guy. Mwah!
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Isaac said I'm
"very adequate for a human."
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Oh, yeah? Well,
go get cleaned up for dinner.
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Hey, Mom, can James and I
go to the simulator?
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- I assume this is James?
- Yeah.
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Hello, James. I'm Marcus's mom.
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00:12:34,246 --> 00:12:35,414
Hey.
229
00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:37,282
Dinner's in half an hour.
230
00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:38,884
You finish your homework?
231
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:41,053
- Yeah.
- Okay. Let's see it.
232
00:12:41,086 --> 00:12:43,589
- I don't have it on me.
- Then where is it?
233
00:12:43,622 --> 00:12:46,425
- I did it at school.
- Then go get it,
234
00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:49,695
and maybe you can go
to the simulator.
235
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,431
- Bro, is your mom always such a pain in the ass?
- James...
236
00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:54,633
do I know your parents?
237
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,869
- I don't know.
- Well, I'm sure they
238
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,237
want you home for dinner,
too, so I suggest
239
00:12:59,271 --> 00:13:01,874
you scoot your own ass
on out of here. Now.
240
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,208
Later, man.
241
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,444
No. Mom!
242
00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:06,879
What the hell is your problem?
243
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:07,980
That was my friend.
244
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:09,882
(You watch your mouth; and B)
245
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,384
That's not the kind of friend
I want you hanging around with.
246
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,587
Well, everybody at school
likes him.
247
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,889
And you don't even know him,
so how can you talk?
248
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,757
You really want to be friends
with someone
249
00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:20,959
who calls your mother
a pain in the ass?
250
00:13:20,993 --> 00:13:22,661
I'll be in my room.
251
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,937
Nobody told me
it would be this bad.
252
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,906
Is there a reason
your son has become
253
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,642
- uncharacteristically combative?
- Isaac,
254
00:13:36,675 --> 00:13:38,276
I have no idea.
255
00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:40,412
I never raised
a teenager before,
256
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,582
and I don't have a clue
as to how to get to him.
257
00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:46,418
It's like he hates me
for no reason.
258
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,487
Have you examined him
for unidentified viruses
259
00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:50,489
or neurological disease?
260
00:13:50,523 --> 00:13:52,257
No, of course not.
261
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,259
If he is carrying
a biological foreign agent
262
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,128
that could infect
the rest of the crew...
263
00:13:56,161 --> 00:13:58,096
No, Isaac, he's-he's not sick.
264
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:01,634
He's just... growing up,
and I can't stop it.
265
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,637
Are there not chemical compounds
that could effectively stunt
266
00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:05,971
his physical development?
267
00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:07,706
My gosh,
what's the matter with you?
268
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,808
I am merely trying to assist.
269
00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:13,712
Okay, well, then just...
play something sweet and jazzy.
270
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,152
We shouldn't be doing this.
271
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,854
Shut up. I'm almost there.
272
00:14:55,888 --> 00:14:57,556
What if somebody comes in?
273
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,224
These are empty quarters. Chill.
274
00:14:59,257 --> 00:15:01,393
My mom's gonna kill me
if she finds out.
275
00:15:01,426 --> 00:15:03,461
I'm gonna kill you
if you don't shut up.
276
00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:06,932
Ah.
277
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,734
Ha-ha! Yes!
278
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,070
One bottle of vodka.
279
00:15:13,939 --> 00:15:15,774
Come on, let's go.
280
00:15:19,411 --> 00:15:22,380
I'm not asking for a complete security manifest.
281
00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:24,617
I'm just... curious
what you know about her.
282
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:27,686
I don't know anything... I met
her yesterday, just like you.
283
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,222
Yeah, but... you have to clear
all incoming personnel,
284
00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:32,357
so you see all the files.
285
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,592
May I join you?
286
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:34,793
Sure. Have a seat.
287
00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:36,729
Okay. Did she say anything
288
00:15:36,762 --> 00:15:38,597
that had the word
"boyfriend" in it?
289
00:15:38,631 --> 00:15:40,599
No.
She literally just talked
290
00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:43,602
about how excited she was
to be on the Orville. That's it.
291
00:15:43,636 --> 00:15:46,872
- What is the problem?
- Gordon has a crush on the new cartographer.
292
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,473
I don't have a crush,
for God's sakes.
293
00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:50,809
I... just want to know
what her deal is, you know?
294
00:15:50,843 --> 00:15:53,879
And I thought maybe
I would see if she wanted to go
295
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,481
- to Bortus's Ja'loja party.
- Well, then ask her.
296
00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:58,116
Well, how do you think
I should do that?
297
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:00,052
- "Hey, I'm Gordon. You
like pee?" -Please, I am
298
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,287
the last person you should
be asking for dating advice.
299
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,623
You know what kind of luck
I've had on this ship.
300
00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:06,124
Maybe you should ask John?
301
00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:07,660
This is more his department.
302
00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:12,731
John, I need to talk to you.
303
00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,099
Yeah, what's up?
304
00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:17,102
It's... sort of private.
305
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,742
- Okay, so what is it?
- I need your guidance.
306
00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:26,078
You know the new
cartographer, Janel?
307
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,813
I sure do.
How could you miss her?
308
00:16:27,846 --> 00:16:30,282
I want to ask her to be my date
to Bortus's Ja'loja,
309
00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:32,951
but I have, like, zero game,
and I know you're kind of, like,
310
00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:34,953
the girl guru on the ship, so...
311
00:16:34,987 --> 00:16:36,488
- I figured you could help me.
- Uh...
312
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,824
- you must've heard about the Keribex.
- The what?
313
00:16:38,857 --> 00:16:40,125
That's why everybody thinks
I'm the guru.
314
00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:41,359
You ever met a Keribex?
315
00:16:41,393 --> 00:16:43,461
- No.
- It's an alien with two heads.
316
00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:46,198
I dated one for about two months
last year, and here's the thing:
317
00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:47,833
I dated both heads
at the same time,
318
00:16:47,866 --> 00:16:49,835
and neither of them found out
about the other one.
319
00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:51,937
- Wow.
- Yeah, it'd still be going on,
320
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,872
but the left head
always wanted to go hiking,
321
00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:56,008
and that's just sort of
a deal-breaker for me.
322
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,110
Well, Janel only has one head.
323
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,912
Yeah, I can help you.
324
00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:08,854
Now, the star itself has
a number of planets and moons
325
00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:13,525
in its orbit, but which one
of them caused the dispute
326
00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:16,661
that led
to the Battle of Tarazed?
327
00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:18,697
Anyone?
328
00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:21,399
James. Which planet?
329
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,969
- I don't know.
- It was in your reading last night.
330
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,904
- Did you do your homework?
- Yeah, but...
331
00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:29,574
Commander Bortus ate it, so...
332
00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:31,143
Marcus.
333
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,678
Maybe you'd like to answer
that question.
334
00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:35,914
I don't know, either.
335
00:17:35,948 --> 00:17:38,550
Did Bortus eat
your homework, too?
336
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:42,520
Well, the Moclan digestive
system is indeed fascinating,
337
00:17:42,554 --> 00:17:44,656
so for tomorrow, James, Marcus,
each of you can write
338
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,759
a 1,000-word essay
on its internal mechanisms
339
00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,927
and how they function.
340
00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:50,395
Class dismissed.
341
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,399
Hey.
342
00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:56,001
- Hi.
- How you doing?
343
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,770
Mm. Better than you, apparently.
344
00:17:57,803 --> 00:17:59,504
Man, those kids are rough.
345
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,740
Yeah, I've seen a lot worse.
You know, I expect it
346
00:18:01,774 --> 00:18:03,175
from James,
but I'm a little concerned
347
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,709
Marcus is
getting caught up in it.
348
00:18:04,743 --> 00:18:05,844
He's a good kid.
349
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,179
Well, he has a great mom
350
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,446
and a really great teacher.
351
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,415
- Hmm.
- So I'm not too worried.
352
00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:13,051
- We still doing dinner tonight?
- You bet.
353
00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:15,520
And... there's something
I want to ask you.
354
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,589
- What?
- I'll tell you at dinner.
355
00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:20,058
Oh, no, no.
Come on, you can't do that.
356
00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:22,594
- It'll keep you in suspense.
- Just tell me.
357
00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:24,062
If you're
charming enough tonight.
358
00:18:24,096 --> 00:18:25,730
- I'm always charming.
- Good.
359
00:18:25,764 --> 00:18:28,300
Then you'll get to hear it.
360
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,053
Lieutenant.
361
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,988
I'm gonna take a shuttle out...
362
00:18:50,022 --> 00:18:51,623
I'll be back in a little bit.
363
00:18:51,656 --> 00:18:54,092
Okay, sir. Do you want me
to assign a copilot?
364
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,961
No. I'm just gonna go
for a drive.
365
00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:57,295
Yes, sir.
366
00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:08,506
Commander, I have the status
report on the weapons upgrade.
367
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,642
Thank you, Lieutenant.
Uh, Lieutenant.
368
00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:12,677
Yeah?
369
00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:16,148
I could not help overhearing
you discuss your complaint
370
00:19:16,181 --> 00:19:18,416
- in the mess hall.
- Complaint?
371
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,752
I am led to understand
that you are a failure
372
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,754
in the practice of mating.
373
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:26,491
Well, I don't think
I'd put it exactly like that,
374
00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:29,761
but yeah,
things could be better.
375
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,964
There is a young officer
under my command
376
00:19:31,997 --> 00:19:34,799
who I have noticed
also has no mate.
377
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,369
If you wish, I will order him
to mate with you.
378
00:19:37,402 --> 00:19:40,973
Wow, that is the sweetest
and most totally wrong thing
379
00:19:41,006 --> 00:19:42,807
anyone has ever said to me.
380
00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:45,210
I have no reason to doubt
his seed is fertile.
381
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:46,611
Okay. Let's just slow down.
382
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:50,782
Bortus, are you trying
to fix me up on a date?
383
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:56,388
It is bad luck to attend
a Ja'loja unaccompanied.
384
00:19:56,421 --> 00:20:00,058
Well, we wouldn't want to invite
any bad luck, would we?
385
00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:02,294
- Then you will accept him?
- Well, don't order him
386
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,297
to do anything, but if you want
to let him know
387
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,699
that I'm up
for meeting him, sure.
388
00:20:07,732 --> 00:20:10,202
Only because I'm totally
and completely fascinated
389
00:20:10,235 --> 00:20:12,337
by what's happening here
right now.
390
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:14,139
Who would've thought
you were a yenta?
391
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,774
- A what?
- Ask Kelly.
392
00:20:23,115 --> 00:20:25,250
Okay.
393
00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:27,352
Out with it. No more suspense.
394
00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:30,388
Mm. Okay, well...
395
00:20:30,422 --> 00:20:33,725
I think...
396
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,727
I would like it a lot
if you came with me
397
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,162
to Bortus's Ja'loja.
398
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,431
- Really?
- Yeah.
399
00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:41,399
That's going public.
400
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:44,336
- It's going public, yes.
- Well, what about Ed?
401
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,839
- I told him I'm seeing someone.
- Does he know that it's me?
402
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,942
No, but he knows I'm gonna
have a date to the party.
403
00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:54,346
Guys are weird, Kel.
The first time you see your ex
404
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:57,049
with another man,
it can be pretty debilitating.
405
00:20:57,082 --> 00:20:59,684
Well, he's gonna have to get
used to it eventually.
406
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,553
And yes, Ed can be
an intense guy.
407
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,555
- -But he
also, at the end of the day,
408
00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:06,024
is very capable of adapting
to new situations.
409
00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,892
I mean, he may balk at first,
410
00:21:07,926 --> 00:21:12,130
but he's gonna at least want
to appear to be classy about it.
411
00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:13,865
All right.
412
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,467
You got yourself a date.
413
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,469
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
414
00:21:29,781 --> 00:21:32,317
Oh, no way.
415
00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:39,457
What's wrong?
416
00:21:39,491 --> 00:21:42,294
What do you say we take that
bottle of wine to the simulator?
417
00:21:42,327 --> 00:21:44,296
Fire up a little moonlight
on the beach?
418
00:21:44,329 --> 00:21:46,798
- Sounds good to me.
- Let's go.
419
00:21:58,176 --> 00:22:00,945
Oh, man.
420
00:22:17,362 --> 00:22:18,530
What's the big deal?
421
00:22:18,563 --> 00:22:20,365
It was just a little vodka.
422
00:22:20,398 --> 00:22:22,367
First of all,
I will ask the questions,
423
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,203
and you will answer the
questions. Do you understand?
424
00:22:26,238 --> 00:22:29,207
Do you understand?
425
00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:30,975
- Yes.
- And second of all,
426
00:22:31,009 --> 00:22:33,511
it is a very big deal.
Not just because you drank,
427
00:22:33,545 --> 00:22:36,781
but because you...
Ty, uh, go back to your room.
428
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,816
But I want to watch Marcus
get yelled at.
429
00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:41,019
- Now, Ty.
- Aw.
430
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:46,291
You hacked a food synthesizer.
You're in a lot of trouble.
431
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,826
James is the one who hacked it.
I didn't even touch it.
432
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:51,196
Oh, your new best friend James?
That James?
433
00:22:51,229 --> 00:22:53,031
Well, you're not gonna be
hanging out with him anymore,
434
00:22:53,065 --> 00:22:54,466
I can tell you that.
435
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,202
- Oh, come on, Mom.
- Marcus.
436
00:22:57,235 --> 00:22:59,471
If anything else
that does not reek of contrition
437
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,073
comes out of that mouth,
438
00:23:01,106 --> 00:23:03,041
you will be grounded
for the rest of your life.
439
00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:04,376
You understand?
440
00:23:06,611 --> 00:23:08,646
Look.
441
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,915
All I want to know
is where this is coming from.
442
00:23:10,948 --> 00:23:13,051
You haven't been
yourself at all lately,
443
00:23:13,085 --> 00:23:15,720
and you're acting like
you hate the universe.
444
00:23:15,753 --> 00:23:17,955
Now, I'm pissed as hell at you,
but I love you.
445
00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:22,360
I-I...
446
00:23:23,961 --> 00:23:26,598
I just want you to talk to me.
447
00:23:33,771 --> 00:23:36,641
All right. Go to your room.
448
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,385
I'm starting to think that
I suck at this parenting thing.
449
00:23:47,419 --> 00:23:49,387
I must agree
with that assessment.
450
00:23:49,421 --> 00:23:51,123
Well, what would you have done?
451
00:23:51,156 --> 00:23:53,391
My anthropological studies
have revealed
452
00:23:53,425 --> 00:23:55,260
many different methods
of discipline
453
00:23:55,293 --> 00:23:57,362
employed throughout
human history.
454
00:23:57,395 --> 00:24:01,266
Perhaps compulsory consumption
of further quantities of alcohol
455
00:24:01,299 --> 00:24:03,468
would diminish his desire
for the substance.
456
00:24:03,501 --> 00:24:07,139
Pour booze down his throat
until he can't handle any more?
457
00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:09,707
- Precisely.
- Yeah, that's called murder, Isaac.
458
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,744
- That's not gonna work.
- I see.
459
00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:16,581
I thank you for allowing me to
observe this conflict, Doctor.
460
00:24:16,614 --> 00:24:18,983
It has been most illuminating.
461
00:24:19,016 --> 00:24:20,785
Oh.
462
00:24:20,818 --> 00:24:22,620
Always here to entertain.
463
00:24:29,527 --> 00:24:32,130
Yeah. Yep.
464
00:24:35,032 --> 00:24:37,935
Yeah. Yeah, I like that.
That's good.
465
00:24:37,969 --> 00:24:39,504
Yeah, you look like the guy
who's on the list
466
00:24:39,537 --> 00:24:41,239
- 'cause you know the DJ.
- Does it work?
467
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:42,407
It does, yeah.
468
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,142
Feels like too many zippers.
469
00:24:44,176 --> 00:24:45,643
Oh, no, no. Always go
with one more zipper
470
00:24:45,677 --> 00:24:46,844
than you're comfortable with.
471
00:24:46,878 --> 00:24:48,646
- Oh.
- You know what it says?
472
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,315
- What?
- "Boom."
473
00:24:50,348 --> 00:24:51,483
- Really?
- Yeah.
474
00:24:51,516 --> 00:24:52,817
Cool.
475
00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:54,252
And that's where
you want to start.
476
00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,953
You want to walk in with boom.
477
00:24:55,987 --> 00:24:58,190
- Boom.
- Yeah, yeah, not like that, but yeah.
478
00:24:58,223 --> 00:25:00,325
- Right.
- Just let the threads do the work.
479
00:25:00,358 --> 00:25:01,626
Yeah, you're just a passenger,
kicking back,
480
00:25:01,659 --> 00:25:02,860
along for the ride.
481
00:25:02,894 --> 00:25:04,929
Just a guy riding a jacket.
482
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,798
- You feel good?
- Yeah, I do. I do.
483
00:25:06,831 --> 00:25:08,866
I'm still nervous, but yeah.
484
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:11,669
Why you nervous? You're a good
looking dude, you're funny.
485
00:25:11,703 --> 00:25:14,206
- Just be yourself.
- Well, I've just...
486
00:25:14,239 --> 00:25:17,675
You know, I've-I've only ever
been with women who liked me.
487
00:25:17,709 --> 00:25:19,277
You know?
Never the other way around.
488
00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:21,546
I mean, I'd ask girls out
and get rejected,
489
00:25:21,579 --> 00:25:24,616
but if she made the first move,
we'd end up dating.
490
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,018
- Ah, I get it.
- This is a perfect example:
491
00:25:27,051 --> 00:25:29,487
when I lived on Earth,
I actually once had a stalker.
492
00:25:29,521 --> 00:25:31,489
- No way.
- Yeah, this girl from work.
493
00:25:31,523 --> 00:25:32,957
She used to hang around
outside my house
494
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,559
and it got really weird.
495
00:25:34,592 --> 00:25:36,361
Then one night, she broke in,
496
00:25:36,394 --> 00:25:38,630
and I told her I was gonna
have to call Union security.
497
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,365
But we ended up talking.
498
00:25:40,398 --> 00:25:42,367
Turned out, we actually had
a lot in common.
499
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,835
We ended up seeing each other
for five months,
500
00:25:43,868 --> 00:25:45,303
and then she dumped me.
501
00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:47,372
- What?
- Said I was too clingy.
502
00:25:47,405 --> 00:25:49,073
You got dumped
by your own stalker?
503
00:25:49,106 --> 00:25:50,508
That's nuts, huh?
504
00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:52,143
You think I should call her?
505
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,512
Yeah, I think we need,
like, one more zipper.
506
00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:02,254
Hey.
507
00:26:02,287 --> 00:26:04,289
Hey.
508
00:26:07,925 --> 00:26:09,894
Can I help you?
509
00:26:09,927 --> 00:26:12,864
- I'm Dann.
- I know.
510
00:26:12,897 --> 00:26:16,033
- You're Alara.
- Right again.
511
00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:20,272
Wait, did...
512
00:26:20,305 --> 00:26:22,740
did-did Bortus send you?
513
00:26:22,774 --> 00:26:24,276
Yeah. Can I sit down?
514
00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:25,543
Oh, my God.
515
00:26:27,579 --> 00:26:30,515
- He thinks we'd be a good match.
- I don't believe it.
516
00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:32,750
I wonder what kinds of things
we have in common.
517
00:26:32,784 --> 00:26:37,522
Um, well, uh, we obviously
both know Bortus.
518
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,557
Well, there's one.
519
00:26:39,591 --> 00:26:41,092
- Ha.
- So, uh,
520
00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:42,694
want to get a drink sometime?
521
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:46,898
Look, Dann,
I'll be honest with you.
522
00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:48,533
I'm not so great
523
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,902
at the whole dating thing,
and I don't think
524
00:26:50,935 --> 00:26:53,705
we're as good of a match
as Bortus thinks we are.
525
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,073
Well, I guess you never know
until you try.
526
00:26:56,107 --> 00:26:57,742
Yeah, but I-I...
527
00:26:57,775 --> 00:27:00,412
It's my big old stupid
dumb head, isn't it?
528
00:27:00,445 --> 00:27:02,714
No. No, it has nothing
to do with that, it's...
529
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,215
You don't have to be nice.
530
00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,750
My species has a hard time
531
00:27:05,783 --> 00:27:07,952
meeting people
outside our home planet.
532
00:27:07,985 --> 00:27:11,222
We're just not
super appealing, I guess.
533
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:15,927
But sometimes a person
can be special on the inside,
534
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,330
and if you don't look
under the surface,
535
00:27:18,363 --> 00:27:20,332
you could miss something great.
536
00:27:20,365 --> 00:27:24,602
And possibly be single
the rest of your life.
537
00:27:24,636 --> 00:27:26,604
Or at least
for Bortus's Ja'loja.
538
00:27:26,638 --> 00:27:29,607
Okay. All right, you know, what
the hell?
539
00:27:29,641 --> 00:27:31,275
Let's do drinks.
540
00:27:31,309 --> 00:27:33,277
Sweetness.
541
00:27:34,512 --> 00:27:36,514
Come in.
542
00:27:38,182 --> 00:27:39,851
Hey.
543
00:27:39,884 --> 00:27:43,154
Did you take
a shuttle out last night?
544
00:27:43,187 --> 00:27:45,457
Uh, no.
545
00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:49,260
The shuttle bay log
says you did.
546
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,429
Oh.
547
00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:52,830
Gordon.
548
00:27:52,864 --> 00:27:54,966
- Ha. What about Gordon?
- We...
549
00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:56,634
we have this running bit
that we do where we put
550
00:27:56,668 --> 00:27:58,202
each other's names
in the shuttle log
551
00:27:58,235 --> 00:27:59,637
when we didn't actually
take a shuttle out.
552
00:27:59,671 --> 00:28:01,673
And then when
the other one finds out,
553
00:28:01,706 --> 00:28:03,508
it's just like,
"Oh, my God. Embarrassing.
554
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:06,444
I didn't take that shuttle. Ah."
555
00:28:08,746 --> 00:28:11,015
It's... it's-it's that.
556
00:28:11,048 --> 00:28:12,717
- You did a drive-by.
- Huh?
557
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,018
Don't deny it. I saw you.
558
00:28:14,051 --> 00:28:15,653
I did not do a drive-by.
559
00:28:15,687 --> 00:28:17,121
- That's insane.
- Your name
560
00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,623
is in the log,
and you did a drive-by.
561
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,224
I had to get some air.
562
00:28:20,257 --> 00:28:21,726
We're in space.
563
00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:24,128
Did you see
what you needed to see?
564
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,664
- Cassius. Really?
- Oh my God, I knew it.
565
00:28:26,698 --> 00:28:28,332
Is it-is it "Cassius,"
or is it "Cass-ius"?
566
00:28:28,366 --> 00:28:30,402
- It's Cassius.
- Ca... Okay, so you're dating Cass-ius.
567
00:28:30,435 --> 00:28:32,003
- Yes. Yes, I am.
- Okay.
568
00:28:35,573 --> 00:28:38,376
- Go ahead, say it.
- Say what?
569
00:28:38,410 --> 00:28:40,378
Whatever snarky jab
you were about to make.
570
00:28:41,913 --> 00:28:44,882
I saw him in the mess hall
using both hands to sip his tea.
571
00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:47,084
Okay, here's what's
gonna have to happen.
572
00:28:47,118 --> 00:28:49,253
We're all living and working
on the same ship together.
573
00:28:49,286 --> 00:28:51,022
So you're going to have
to somehow find a way
574
00:28:51,055 --> 00:28:53,224
to make peace with this because
if what happened last night
575
00:28:53,257 --> 00:28:55,693
ever happens again,
I'm going to request a transfer.
576
00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:57,261
Gosh, you know,
I'm really impressed
577
00:28:57,294 --> 00:29:00,264
that you can adjust your
feelings like a knob on a radio,
578
00:29:00,297 --> 00:29:01,733
- but I can't do that.
- You think moving on
579
00:29:01,766 --> 00:29:03,868
was any easier for me
than it was for you?
580
00:29:03,901 --> 00:29:06,170
Apparently, since you're the one
dating the "two hand tea" man.
581
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,105
We've been over this.
We cannot be together.
582
00:29:08,139 --> 00:29:10,575
I still love you. Okay?
Do you still love me?
583
00:29:10,608 --> 00:29:11,609
It's not that simple.
584
00:29:11,643 --> 00:29:13,578
Yes, it is.
Kelly, it is that simple.
585
00:29:13,611 --> 00:29:15,880
If two people love each other,
it is exactly that simple.
586
00:29:15,913 --> 00:29:17,248
A captain and his first officer
587
00:29:17,281 --> 00:29:18,616
cannot be in
a relationship together.
588
00:29:18,650 --> 00:29:20,084
For God's sake, Ed,
you know that.
589
00:29:20,117 --> 00:29:21,285
Do you love me?
590
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,222
How I feel is not the issue.
591
00:29:25,256 --> 00:29:28,259
Okay, then.
592
00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:30,462
Have fun with Cass-ius.
593
00:29:30,495 --> 00:29:31,896
You know,
594
00:29:31,929 --> 00:29:33,931
if you got to know him,
believe it or not,
595
00:29:33,965 --> 00:29:35,433
I-I think you'd
actually like him.
596
00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:37,001
I doubt it.
597
00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:42,507
I have a bunch of work
I have to do, so...
598
00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:08,500
Come in.
599
00:30:09,967 --> 00:30:11,503
Hi.
600
00:30:11,536 --> 00:30:13,170
Can I help you?
601
00:30:13,204 --> 00:30:14,906
Hi, Dr. Finn. I'm Jody Duncan.
602
00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,307
This is my husband, Nathan.
603
00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:17,742
We're James's parents.
604
00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:20,311
Oh. Nice to meet you.
605
00:30:20,344 --> 00:30:23,080
Well, I wish it were under
more ideal circumstances.
606
00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:27,251
We wanted to talk to you about
what happened, with the alcohol.
607
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,286
Yeah, I know this
is uncomfortable for all of us,
608
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,689
but I just think,
given the circumstances,
609
00:30:31,723 --> 00:30:35,326
that it's best if Marcus doesn't
spend time with James right now.
610
00:30:35,359 --> 00:30:37,762
Well, of course
we agree with you,
611
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:40,965
but, um, we feel
it's more serious than that.
612
00:30:40,998 --> 00:30:43,334
Well, he is your son,
613
00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:46,638
but if you're here asking
for my professional advice,
614
00:30:46,671 --> 00:30:48,339
- I think maybe talking...
- Uh, no.
615
00:30:48,372 --> 00:30:51,609
This isn't about our son.
This is about Marcus.
616
00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:54,045
What about Marcus?
617
00:30:54,078 --> 00:30:56,380
Marcus was the one
who hacked the synthesizer.
618
00:30:56,413 --> 00:30:57,815
You do know that, right?
619
00:30:57,849 --> 00:30:59,651
No, I don't.
620
00:30:59,684 --> 00:31:02,554
Oh. It was his idea
to steal the vodka.
621
00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:04,188
Now, James shouldn't have gone
along with it,
622
00:31:04,221 --> 00:31:05,823
and we will be punishing him,
623
00:31:05,857 --> 00:31:08,459
but we just don't think Marcus
is someone James should be
624
00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:10,728
spending time with right now,
all due respect to you.
625
00:31:10,762 --> 00:31:12,196
We're gonna request that Marcus
626
00:31:12,229 --> 00:31:13,731
be transferred from the class.
627
00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:15,399
We just wanted
to let you know first,
628
00:31:15,432 --> 00:31:18,235
out of courtesy.
629
00:31:18,269 --> 00:31:19,871
Are you on drugs?
630
00:31:19,904 --> 00:31:21,338
Excuse me?
631
00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:23,240
James was the ringleader,
not Marcus.
632
00:31:23,274 --> 00:31:26,644
That's ridiculous.
James told us what happened.
633
00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:29,246
Yeah, well,
Marcus tells a different story.
634
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,715
Our son doesn't lie.
635
00:31:30,748 --> 00:31:33,585
- How well do you know your son?
- What does that mean?
636
00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:35,820
He called me a "pain in the ass"
the other day.
637
00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,088
That is insane.
638
00:31:37,121 --> 00:31:38,656
There is no way
James would say that.
639
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,224
Now, he is a very independent,
640
00:31:40,257 --> 00:31:43,761
strong-minded young man,
but he is always respectful.
641
00:31:43,795 --> 00:31:45,396
Respectful, my butt.
642
00:31:45,429 --> 00:31:48,199
Dr. Finn...
643
00:31:48,232 --> 00:31:50,034
I have great admiration for you.
644
00:31:50,067 --> 00:31:51,669
Being a single mother
is challenging,
645
00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,337
and I am sure that
it's easy to make mistakes.
646
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,939
Regardless,
647
00:31:54,972 --> 00:31:57,008
we will be scheduling
a parent-teacher conference.
648
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,610
You are more than welcome
to join.
649
00:31:58,643 --> 00:32:00,377
Count on it.
650
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,088
- Are you kidding me?
- What?
651
00:32:11,122 --> 00:32:12,757
What do you mean, what?
"We've all been there"?
652
00:32:12,790 --> 00:32:14,191
That's your response?
653
00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:16,260
I don't know. Haven't you ever
done a drive-by?
654
00:32:16,293 --> 00:32:17,561
No. Have you?
655
00:32:17,595 --> 00:32:20,632
I might've, once or twice.
656
00:32:20,665 --> 00:32:23,034
My God, every man in the galaxy
is a psychopath.
657
00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:24,401
Look, he's hurt.
658
00:32:24,435 --> 00:32:26,738
It sucks. We all can relate
to it. He acted rashly,
659
00:32:26,771 --> 00:32:29,040
but I think it's okay for us
to be understanding.
660
00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:31,408
- Do you always have to do that?
- Do what?
661
00:32:31,442 --> 00:32:33,410
Be so... evolved?
662
00:32:33,444 --> 00:32:36,247
I just don't understand
why you're upset with me.
663
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,782
Honestly? Because your
"high road" attitude
664
00:32:37,815 --> 00:32:39,216
is making me feel
like I'm overreacting,
665
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,085
when I know for a fact
that I'm right.
666
00:32:41,118 --> 00:32:42,620
Do you want me to be jealous?
667
00:32:42,654 --> 00:32:46,123
No. I mean, I don't know.
668
00:32:46,157 --> 00:32:47,959
Yeah. Yes, maybe a little.
669
00:32:47,992 --> 00:32:49,426
I don't see how
that's productive.
670
00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:50,628
Cassius,
671
00:32:50,662 --> 00:32:52,630
this is not your classroom.
672
00:32:52,664 --> 00:32:54,165
I am your girlfriend,
and right now,
673
00:32:54,198 --> 00:32:56,067
I'm feeling completely
disconnected from you.
674
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:59,336
I am not going to be angry
with Ed if I don't feel it.
675
00:32:59,370 --> 00:33:01,639
Look, if you just calm down
a little, there's no reason...
676
00:33:01,673 --> 00:33:03,908
- Oh, man.
- What?
677
00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:06,210
Never mind.
678
00:33:16,553 --> 00:33:19,490
Program Lamarr 3594.
679
00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:25,697
Okay, here we go.
Begin simulation.
680
00:33:27,498 --> 00:33:31,235
Be yourself, go over there,
and ask her out.
681
00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:37,174
Hi, there.
682
00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:40,377
Hi.
683
00:33:40,411 --> 00:33:42,046
I'm Gordon. What's your name?
684
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:43,180
Danielle.
685
00:33:43,214 --> 00:33:45,783
Hi, Danielle, I'm Gordon.
686
00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:47,484
Want to go back to my place?
687
00:33:47,518 --> 00:33:48,853
Whoa, whoa, hang on. Hold.
688
00:33:48,886 --> 00:33:51,689
Uh, what's the difficulty level?
689
00:33:51,723 --> 00:33:53,190
Difficulty level: one.
690
00:33:53,224 --> 00:33:54,658
Ah, there's the problem.
691
00:33:54,692 --> 00:33:56,994
Reset difficulty level to eight.
692
00:33:57,028 --> 00:33:58,796
Resetting.
693
00:33:58,830 --> 00:33:59,897
Okay, go.
694
00:34:01,866 --> 00:34:03,034
Hey there.
695
00:34:03,067 --> 00:34:05,302
Oh, God, not another one.
696
00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:07,404
My name's Gordon.
Mind if I sit down?
697
00:34:07,438 --> 00:34:09,841
Listen, guy, I have been hit on
by four different dudes
698
00:34:09,874 --> 00:34:11,242
from four different
species tonight.
699
00:34:11,275 --> 00:34:13,244
One of them had his organs
on the outside.
700
00:34:13,277 --> 00:34:16,347
My boyfriend just dumped me, and
all I want to do is drink alone.
701
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:18,750
Well, then...
why'd you come out?
702
00:34:18,783 --> 00:34:21,018
I like the noise.
703
00:34:21,052 --> 00:34:23,554
Well... if you just
want to talk and...
704
00:34:23,587 --> 00:34:24,555
I don't.
705
00:34:24,588 --> 00:34:25,656
Okay, this is level eight.
706
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:26,858
What's level nine?
707
00:34:26,891 --> 00:34:28,492
Level nine,
she's still dating the guy.
708
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,862
- And level ten?
- She's married and has a gun.
709
00:34:30,895 --> 00:34:32,196
So what do I do?
710
00:34:32,229 --> 00:34:34,565
Just be creative, be charming.
Figure it out.
711
00:34:38,402 --> 00:34:40,872
I have six months left to live,
712
00:34:40,905 --> 00:34:43,875
and all I want to do
is get to know you before I die.
713
00:34:43,908 --> 00:34:46,610
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
714
00:34:46,643 --> 00:34:48,946
- You're dying?
- So totally dying, it's ridiculous.
715
00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:50,915
Nobody's dying more than me.
716
00:34:50,948 --> 00:34:53,918
This is probably my last night
out, ever, 'cause I'm dying.
717
00:34:53,951 --> 00:34:55,419
Well, I guess I'd be a jerk
718
00:34:55,452 --> 00:34:57,454
if I didn't at least
let you get me a drink.
719
00:34:57,488 --> 00:34:59,056
Boom! There it is.
Hold simulation.
720
00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:02,693
- I can't tell Janel I'm dying.
- That's not the point.
721
00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,929
The point is, you're thinking on
your feet, you're improvising.
722
00:35:04,962 --> 00:35:07,965
- That's what it's all about.
- Okay.
723
00:35:07,999 --> 00:35:09,266
I think you're ready.
724
00:35:17,174 --> 00:35:19,443
- Hello, Doctor.
- Isaac,
725
00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:22,246
- do you think I'm a bad parent?
- Yes.
726
00:35:22,279 --> 00:35:25,917
Well, a computer doesn't lie.
727
00:35:25,950 --> 00:35:28,119
You appear displeased.
728
00:35:29,353 --> 00:35:31,989
James's parents
are accusing Marcus
729
00:35:32,023 --> 00:35:35,426
of hacking the food synthesizer,
and I have to ask myself:
730
00:35:35,459 --> 00:35:37,494
Is it possible they're right?
731
00:35:37,528 --> 00:35:40,664
Did I go wrong somewhere
along the line with my son?
732
00:35:40,697 --> 00:35:42,967
Parenting is always guesswork,
733
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,102
but have I made
too many bad guesses?
734
00:35:45,136 --> 00:35:47,004
What do you intend to do?
735
00:35:47,038 --> 00:35:50,307
They want a parent-teacher
meeting to decide the issue.
736
00:35:50,341 --> 00:35:53,978
I would be most interested
in observing such a ritual.
737
00:35:54,011 --> 00:35:56,147
May I accompany you?
738
00:35:57,381 --> 00:35:59,851
- You'd come with me?
- Yes.
739
00:35:59,884 --> 00:36:03,120
Well, then it won't be
two against one.
740
00:36:03,154 --> 00:36:04,621
"Two against one."
741
00:36:04,655 --> 00:36:07,091
Do you anticipate
hand-to-hand combat?
742
00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:09,526
Possibly.
743
00:36:28,579 --> 00:36:31,448
Hey there, Lieutenant. I hope
you're not getting stood up.
744
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:33,350
- No, I'm actually just early.
- Would you like me to get you
745
00:36:33,384 --> 00:36:35,686
a little boozer or something
while you're waiting?
746
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,221
It's okay. Thanks, Mooska.
747
00:36:37,254 --> 00:36:39,556
You got it.
748
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:42,826
Hey, hey.
749
00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:45,362
Hey, hey, there. How's it going?
750
00:36:45,396 --> 00:36:49,133
Amazing. I got a massage today.
I feel like a noodle.
751
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:50,301
Cool.
752
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,869
Listen.
753
00:36:51,903 --> 00:36:55,139
I... I felt like we really
connected when we met,
754
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:57,641
and, uh...
755
00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,310
I, uh...
756
00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:01,512
Wow, a little-little
more nervous
757
00:37:01,545 --> 00:37:02,846
than I thought.
758
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,916
What is it?
759
00:37:04,949 --> 00:37:07,151
- I wrote a poem.
- A poem.
760
00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:08,986
I write poetry as a hobby,
761
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:12,189
and I felt inspired.
Okay, you ready?
762
00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:17,728
"Yearning. Passion. Search.
763
00:37:17,761 --> 00:37:20,497
"Who will feed the coals of joy
764
00:37:20,531 --> 00:37:23,100
"in the stove of emotion?
765
00:37:23,134 --> 00:37:25,169
My fingers ache
to penetrate the hearth..."
766
00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:28,205
"Love is the fishhook
767
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:32,243
that hooks the fish."
What do you think?
768
00:37:32,276 --> 00:37:34,912
- It's really good.
- Be brutally honest.
769
00:37:34,946 --> 00:37:37,881
I need absolute honesty
or I can't grow as an artist.
770
00:37:37,915 --> 00:37:39,216
No, it's-it's great.
771
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:42,619
You won't offend me,
just tell me the truth.
772
00:37:42,653 --> 00:37:45,722
W-Well, um...
773
00:37:45,756 --> 00:37:48,592
It's maybe a little surface-y.
774
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,261
Oh.
775
00:37:50,294 --> 00:37:52,896
Like, I-i-it doesn't ask
anything of the listener.
776
00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:55,866
The imagery's a little obvious,
so there's nothing to unearth.
777
00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:58,802
And there's no room
for subjective interpretation.
778
00:37:58,835 --> 00:38:01,305
Okay.
779
00:38:01,338 --> 00:38:04,041
Boy, got a little chilly in here
all of a sudden, didn't it?
780
00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:06,143
You said to be honest.
781
00:38:06,177 --> 00:38:08,812
Yeah, well, I didn't say
take a dump all over my spirit.
782
00:38:08,845 --> 00:38:10,047
I didn't say that.
783
00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:13,317
I'm just...
784
00:38:13,350 --> 00:38:16,220
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
785
00:38:37,874 --> 00:38:39,276
Come in.
786
00:38:41,345 --> 00:38:43,414
- Captain. Hi.
- No, you don't have to get up.
787
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:46,150
No, no, it's fine.
Can I get you a drink?
788
00:38:46,183 --> 00:38:48,619
Yeah. Actually,
a drink would be good.
789
00:38:52,723 --> 00:38:53,857
So...
790
00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:56,360
- what can I do for you?
- Well, I...
791
00:38:56,393 --> 00:38:59,130
owe you an apology.
792
00:38:59,163 --> 00:39:01,532
Apology? For what?
793
00:39:01,565 --> 00:39:03,200
That's nice of you to say,
794
00:39:03,234 --> 00:39:04,868
but I think we both know what.
795
00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:07,304
Listen, Cass-ius...
796
00:39:07,338 --> 00:39:08,839
- Cassius.
- Damn.
797
00:39:08,872 --> 00:39:10,207
Um...
798
00:39:10,241 --> 00:39:12,476
look, this is a small ship,
799
00:39:12,509 --> 00:39:13,610
and...
800
00:39:13,644 --> 00:39:15,612
it's just gonna take me a minute
801
00:39:15,646 --> 00:39:17,848
to adjust to this new reality.
802
00:39:17,881 --> 00:39:19,450
Well, trust me,
your learning curve
803
00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,984
is nothing compared to mine.
804
00:39:21,018 --> 00:39:22,019
What do you mean?
805
00:39:22,053 --> 00:39:23,854
Kelly and I had a fight,
806
00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:26,623
she walked out on me...
And I am so sorry, this is
807
00:39:26,657 --> 00:39:28,559
probably the last thing
that you want to hear.
808
00:39:28,592 --> 00:39:30,927
Well, nobody fights better
than Kelly, huh?
809
00:39:32,729 --> 00:39:35,866
I've just, I've been independent
for so long that I think the way
810
00:39:35,899 --> 00:39:38,569
I think, and I sometimes forget
that another person's involved.
811
00:39:38,602 --> 00:39:40,837
Were you ever married?
812
00:39:40,871 --> 00:39:42,839
Yeah. Yeah, I was...
813
00:39:42,873 --> 00:39:45,309
an aspiring paleontologist...
I wanted to be the one
814
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:47,478
to discover
the next unclassified species,
815
00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:49,080
make a name for myself.
816
00:39:49,113 --> 00:39:51,182
And my work drove me to succeed,
817
00:39:51,215 --> 00:39:54,551
but it also drove a stake
right through my marriage.
818
00:39:54,585 --> 00:39:57,554
My God, she definitely has
a type, doesn't she?
819
00:39:57,588 --> 00:39:58,822
Huh?
820
00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:01,092
Do you love her?
821
00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,526
I do.
822
00:40:02,559 --> 00:40:04,027
Very much.
823
00:40:06,430 --> 00:40:07,998
What, um...
824
00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:11,001
what was it you said
that made her walk out?
825
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:14,071
Ah, well, I...
I was actually defending you,
826
00:40:14,105 --> 00:40:16,507
and she said that
I was being "too evolved,"
827
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:18,609
and I told her
to calm down, and...
828
00:40:18,642 --> 00:40:21,011
Ooh. Ooh,
you didn't say "calm down."
829
00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:23,714
- I-I did.
- Oh, boy. Yeah, that's, um...
830
00:40:23,747 --> 00:40:25,349
Oh, well, I was just trying
to see things reasonably
831
00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,383
- from all sides.
- And that's great,
832
00:40:26,417 --> 00:40:27,584
and I appreciate that.
833
00:40:27,618 --> 00:40:29,253
It's just...
834
00:40:29,286 --> 00:40:31,288
Here's my theory.
835
00:40:31,322 --> 00:40:35,426
A woman can't really love a man
unless he's part dope.
836
00:40:35,459 --> 00:40:38,129
Be a little stupid every day,
837
00:40:38,162 --> 00:40:40,231
and really stupid
once in a while, but...
838
00:40:40,264 --> 00:40:41,598
just don't be perfect.
839
00:40:41,632 --> 00:40:43,700
That's not easy.
840
00:40:46,637 --> 00:40:48,139
Journey.
841
00:40:48,172 --> 00:40:50,207
What?
842
00:40:50,241 --> 00:40:51,642
She likes Journey.
843
00:40:51,675 --> 00:40:53,877
- Traveling?
- No, no, the old band, Journey.
844
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,146
You'll find them
in the archives.
845
00:40:55,179 --> 00:40:56,447
Look, just get some Merlot,
846
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,048
cook a dinner,
put on "Open Arms."
847
00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,251
- And what is...
- Just do it.
848
00:41:00,284 --> 00:41:02,586
And... you know,
I'm gonna go now
849
00:41:02,619 --> 00:41:05,122
and, uh, bang my head
against a wall.
850
00:41:05,156 --> 00:41:06,757
So good night.
851
00:41:11,495 --> 00:41:13,497
Whew. Okay.
852
00:41:25,642 --> 00:41:28,945
All we're asking is that Marcus
be placed in a different class.
853
00:41:28,979 --> 00:41:30,281
We want to rest easy knowing
854
00:41:30,314 --> 00:41:31,448
that James
isn't being influenced
855
00:41:31,482 --> 00:41:32,849
by negative elements at school.
856
00:41:32,883 --> 00:41:35,252
Marcus wasn't the one
who started this.
857
00:41:35,286 --> 00:41:38,655
Look, I know you think your son
is this sweet little angel,
858
00:41:38,689 --> 00:41:40,457
but trust me,
he's got you snowed.
859
00:41:40,491 --> 00:41:42,659
Okay. Let's all just try
to calm dow...
860
00:41:42,693 --> 00:41:45,496
try to be respectful
of the process here.
861
00:41:45,529 --> 00:41:48,098
We all want to get
to the bottom of this.
862
00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:49,666
Now, truthfully,
both of your boys
863
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,602
have shown
rebellious tendencies lately.
864
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,370
- James?
- Yes.
865
00:41:53,404 --> 00:41:55,372
Well, then it must have begun
when he started
866
00:41:55,406 --> 00:41:57,641
- hanging around Marcus.
- May I ask
867
00:41:57,674 --> 00:41:59,610
how James is faring
in his studies?
868
00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:01,345
James gets straight As.
869
00:42:01,378 --> 00:42:03,514
That's...
not completely accurate.
870
00:42:03,547 --> 00:42:05,148
I've seen his report cards.
871
00:42:05,182 --> 00:42:06,850
Well, I mean, he-he does fine,
872
00:42:06,883 --> 00:42:09,486
but he's a B-minus student,
occasional "C."
873
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,288
Not worth being
overly concerned,
874
00:42:11,322 --> 00:42:12,556
but he definitely has
more smarts
875
00:42:12,589 --> 00:42:14,191
- than he gives his work.
- Okay, wait.
876
00:42:14,225 --> 00:42:15,526
This doesn't make any sense.
877
00:42:15,559 --> 00:42:17,861
May I access your class files?
878
00:42:17,894 --> 00:42:19,363
Of course.
879
00:42:24,535 --> 00:42:26,069
As I suspected.
880
00:42:26,102 --> 00:42:29,039
His official report card
shows consistent As.
881
00:42:29,072 --> 00:42:30,207
- That's right.
- Mm-hmm.
882
00:42:30,241 --> 00:42:32,643
Further analysis reveals
883
00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:35,679
a recent alteration
using external algorithms.
884
00:42:35,712 --> 00:42:37,214
The entry code corresponds
885
00:42:37,248 --> 00:42:39,250
to you comscanner, Lieutenant.
886
00:42:39,283 --> 00:42:41,652
- Mine?
- Doctor, would you describe
887
00:42:41,685 --> 00:42:44,054
Marcus's academic performance?
888
00:42:44,087 --> 00:42:46,257
Um, he gets Bs, usually,
889
00:42:46,290 --> 00:42:48,292
maybe one or two As.
890
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,228
That is accurate.
891
00:42:51,262 --> 00:42:52,896
It is reasonable to surmise
892
00:42:52,929 --> 00:42:54,865
that whoever hacked
into the food synthesizer
893
00:42:54,898 --> 00:42:56,833
would also possess
the resourcefulness
894
00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:59,403
to enter
the student records database.
895
00:42:59,436 --> 00:43:01,505
As James's grades
have been altered
896
00:43:01,538 --> 00:43:03,740
and Marcus's have not,
one must conclude
897
00:43:03,774 --> 00:43:06,543
James is the guilty party.
898
00:43:06,577 --> 00:43:08,078
I...
899
00:43:08,111 --> 00:43:09,346
I can't believe it.
900
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:11,181
It would seem
that your accusations
901
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:13,950
were unwarranted,
Nathan and Jody.
902
00:43:13,984 --> 00:43:16,119
I will be forced to report
your son's violations
903
00:43:16,152 --> 00:43:17,388
to Commander Grayson.
904
00:43:17,421 --> 00:43:19,022
In the meantime,
905
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:22,125
I would recommend you discipline
your son accordingly.
906
00:43:26,630 --> 00:43:29,099
Oh, my gosh, you were amazing.
907
00:43:29,132 --> 00:43:30,567
I love you.
908
00:43:30,601 --> 00:43:32,536
I merely inferred
the most likely scenario
909
00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:34,705
using the available facts
910
00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:37,474
and my own observations
of the children.
911
00:43:37,508 --> 00:43:39,109
Isaac...
912
00:43:39,142 --> 00:43:41,945
would you be my date
to Bortus's Ja'loja?
913
00:43:41,978 --> 00:43:43,280
If you wish.
914
00:43:44,315 --> 00:43:45,949
I wish.
915
00:43:50,921 --> 00:43:52,155
Okay, there she is.
916
00:43:52,188 --> 00:43:54,057
She's all alone,
so this is your chance.
917
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,727
- You can do this, all right?
- Yeah, okay.
918
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,862
Here goes.
919
00:44:04,468 --> 00:44:06,803
Can't do it.
Thanks for the help.
920
00:44:06,837 --> 00:44:09,473
All hands, this is the captain.
921
00:44:09,506 --> 00:44:12,042
We are entering orbit of Moclus.
922
00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:32,996
In the sight of those
who stand with me,
923
00:44:33,029 --> 00:44:37,534
and those for whom
I would sacrifice my being,
924
00:44:37,568 --> 00:44:39,703
I begin...
925
00:44:39,736 --> 00:44:41,872
the release.
926
00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:50,313
Kalaskacha.
927
00:44:50,347 --> 00:44:53,817
Mech-gadlas fekto
928
00:44:53,850 --> 00:44:56,720
roschas...
929
00:44:56,753 --> 00:44:59,390
Bam...
930
00:44:59,423 --> 00:45:02,058
val...
931
00:45:09,433 --> 00:45:10,634
Ja'loja!
932
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,136
Ja'loja!
933
00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:31,321
I hope you enjoyed
934
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,323
the ceremony, Commander.
935
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,358
I did. I did very much.
936
00:45:35,392 --> 00:45:38,495
I can honestly say I've never
seen anything quite like it.
937
00:45:38,529 --> 00:45:40,296
Hope you washed your hands.
938
00:45:41,632 --> 00:45:44,234
Well... I can't wait
for the next one.
939
00:45:44,267 --> 00:45:47,237
We will certainly include you,
Commander.
940
00:45:47,270 --> 00:45:49,573
Topa, come along.
941
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:53,710
Hey. You're the best,
you know that?
942
00:45:53,744 --> 00:45:54,911
Aw, come on.
943
00:45:54,945 --> 00:45:56,747
Red wine and "Open Arms"?
944
00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:58,415
I knew I liked you, but...
945
00:45:58,449 --> 00:46:00,751
that right there was
the moment you won me over.
946
00:46:00,784 --> 00:46:04,054
What can I say?
You inspire me to be creative.
947
00:46:07,123 --> 00:46:09,893
You, sir, are forgiven.
948
00:46:09,926 --> 00:46:13,564
"My fingers ache
to penetrate the hearth.
949
00:46:13,597 --> 00:46:17,568
Love is the fishhook
that hooks the fish."
950
00:46:17,601 --> 00:46:18,802
Oh, my God.
951
00:46:18,835 --> 00:46:20,236
- What do you think?
- Dude,
952
00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:23,206
that is just, like,
an emotional sucker punch.
953
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,274
- Really?
- Yeah.
954
00:46:24,307 --> 00:46:26,142
Like, I-I've had
a really bad week
955
00:46:26,176 --> 00:46:28,912
where I've just been grappling
with insecurity and self-doubt,
956
00:46:28,945 --> 00:46:31,147
and then here comes
this lyrical compass
957
00:46:31,181 --> 00:46:33,984
that just instantly guides me
to my special place
958
00:46:34,017 --> 00:46:35,118
in the universe.
959
00:46:35,151 --> 00:46:36,252
You should write a book.
960
00:46:36,286 --> 00:46:37,588
I was thinking I might,
961
00:46:37,621 --> 00:46:39,890
but now I definitely will.
962
00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:42,225
- All right for me. -Yeah.
- Isaac, I know
963
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,961
it doesn't mean anything to you,
but what you did for me
964
00:46:44,995 --> 00:46:46,763
and for Marcus
is really special.
965
00:46:46,797 --> 00:46:48,331
I wish you could feel that.
966
00:46:48,364 --> 00:46:51,234
That is not possible
for an artificial life-form.
967
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,837
But it was fascinating
to observe.
968
00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:56,172
Isaac... I owe you one.
969
00:46:58,709 --> 00:47:01,077
I'll tell you, you know
what would be great right now?
970
00:47:01,111 --> 00:47:03,780
- A Krill invasion.
- Well, for what it's worth,
971
00:47:03,814 --> 00:47:06,116
it sounds like you did
the honorable thing.
972
00:47:06,149 --> 00:47:07,951
Well, if those two
wind up together because of me,
973
00:47:07,984 --> 00:47:10,587
- you may have to shoot me.
- My friend, I have learned
974
00:47:10,621 --> 00:47:12,589
never to make predictions
975
00:47:12,623 --> 00:47:14,491
in matters of love.
976
00:47:14,525 --> 00:47:16,493
I'm usually dead wrong.
977
00:47:16,527 --> 00:47:18,495
Well, here's to being wrong.
978
00:47:18,529 --> 00:47:19,796
Hmm.
979
00:47:22,132 --> 00:47:23,500
Hey.
980
00:47:23,534 --> 00:47:25,602
Is anyone sitting here?
981
00:47:25,636 --> 00:47:27,337
Uh, no.
982
00:48:22,626 --> 00:48:24,595
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